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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now that Thanksgiving is over, it's officially the Christmas season? Yeah,
but how is your Thanksgiving? Was it peaceful and full
of overeating, over drinking and wondering just how far down
the family tree your hot cousin is. Well, I know
it would be okay. Or was it like one family
who's making national headlines today because of how ridiculous their Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
God?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Also, if you got an argument over Thanksgiving, calls up
eighty eight three four three one oh six one eight
eight eight three four three one oh six one, Text
it in four one oh six one and you'll hear
the story right after this. It's the Jubile show. How
does one holiday meal end in a power outage and
a swat stand off? A duble show? You'll hear that
in just a second. But Thanksgiving is over and you're
(00:46):
probably still eating turkey sandwiches and wondering when green bean
castrole is officially spoiled. It is officially Christmas season, But
we still are getting back to work after Thanksgiving and
haven't heard about your Thanksgiving? Was it peaceful? Or did
it end up making national news like one family? Call
us up eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one eight eight eight three four three one O
(01:06):
six one. You can also text us at four one
O six one. But in case you missed this story,
it's out of Dayton, Ohio. What started as a peaceful
Thanksgiving dinner quickly turned into stuff of legend when an
argument over can versus fresh cranberry sauce escalated into a
full blown food fight, a turkey lount from a ceiling fan,
and eventually a citywide power outage and a brief swat
(01:29):
stand like a movie. One family in Dayton, Ohio said
the trouble began when their uncle, a diehard fan of
canned jelly version cranberry sauce, mocked Aunt Trina's artisanal orange
zested cranberry chutney. Oh that's sound solicious. It sounds pretty good, right,
(01:50):
But apparently uncle Gary is his name, was not a fan,
and he shouted at her if it don't make a
slurping noise on the way out of the can, it
can't be cranedy your sauce. Text Us four one six
one calls up eight at eight three four three one
O six one. Did you have any awkward arguments over
(02:11):
Thanksgiving dinner like this? One? And then because he mocked
her cranberry sauce, and Trina allegedly responded by flinging a
deviled egg at his head, and that sparked a twelve
person mashed potato fight, naturally on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
That's kind of fun. You're gonna do that, It's got
to be the mashed potatoes.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah, talking about a story that's gone viral over one
family's Thanksgiving in Dayton, Ohio, turning into just chaos somebody. Actually.
At one point, one of the cousins attempted to break
up the fight by turning on the ceiling fan to
cool people down. Oh except he forgot that he had
placed a twenty two pound turkey on top of it
(02:53):
for a TikTok stunt.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
The bird then flew off and hit the grandma's recliner
and then launched over her head and cracked their flat
screen TV. This is all so we got people fighting
with mashed potatoes. This dude turns on a ceiling fan
to cool people down but forgot that he left a
turkey on top of it because he was trying to
film a TikTok.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
That's a bigger issue, of course. Now the TikTok is
room because the turkey's gone.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Apparently things kind of calmed down, But this new story
says that they tried to deep fry a backup turkey
in the garage because of the turkey that they were
going to cook got flung into the TV as a
ceiling fan, but they forgot to use oil and it
caused a fireball that knocked out power to three surrounding blocks.
(03:43):
One of their neighbors said, we thought it was a
meat here.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
They just stuck it in there with nothing else. I guess, yeah,
do that. You can't be wet at all. We fried
turkeys at my house. But if it's wet at all,
it's going to cause some kind of big combustion thing.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Wait seriously, yeah, he likes that would be me.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Also, I be this neighbor knocking down blocks.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
No. Apparently police responded to reports of screaming, smoke and
somebody yelling you can't call that a cast role.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
This all started with Cranberry saw oh, uncle, Gary.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Look what you did, and eventually spilled outside with two
of the uncles basically sword fighting with a drumstick. Tech. Yeah,
front yard, that's amazing. That's the kind of Thanksgiving I
want to have. It sounds like a fun Thanksgiving. You know,
most of my thanksgivings have been pretty tame compared to that.
For real, I feel like, I don't know, mind, have
(04:40):
never been crazy. But my grandma on my dad's side
sometimes does say a few things.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
She's very religious and knows she likes things the way
she likes them, and if something does not go the
way she likes, she'll make a comment and she does
not mind upsetting anyone.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Out to the table.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
But my cousin also did the TikTok thing this year
where she made everyone be quiet, like there's like fo
ball on TV.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
There's drinks going around.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
And she yelled out, she said, everyone be quiet, I'm
making a TikTok.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Like, are you serious? That happens now? Somebody texted in
a four one to six woman and said hit Their
fiance told her her parents that they're in a POLLI
relationship with a longtime third partner and the parents had
no idea. Oh my god, that's an awkward thing to
bring up over the thanks hearing table.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Sorry, mom, I was just having this conversation with my
mom what not about me being a poem because because
it always turns into like you know, when you find
someone and when your family's with us and all this
kind of stuff. And I was like, do you know
what we're dealing with out here?
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Now?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
You got to worry about if you want to be Paulie,
if you want to be open, if you want to
be with somebody, and all this other stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
And so I had to explain to my mother what
Polly was. So I had that same kind of conversation,
like I don't want second, I want third. Hey. Oh,
somebody else texted in a four one six one and
said their family invited a nephew that has a history
of hitting, aggress his behavior like a little kid. He
ended up fighting one of the uncles. Oh, family's great, right,
(06:08):
gotta love them. It's another jubile phone frame on the twenties.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
Hello, Hi, I'm very excited for our time today.
Speaker 7 (06:26):
What the what the hell is it? Hello?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Oh? I'm sorry? Is this Tony?
Speaker 7 (06:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Hi Tony, this is Juniper. We'll be seeing a lot
of each other this afternoon, won't we.
Speaker 7 (06:40):
I went, what the hell is hold on? What is this?
What are you calling me for?
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Oh? Well, let me introduce myself fully. I guess I
didn't do that at the beginning of this call. I'm
so sorry. I thought maybe you had read the forms
that you were sent. But my name is Juniper Okay,
and that'll be your col engineer today when you come
in for your colonoscopy.
Speaker 8 (07:04):
Oh and you you found man, I don't know what's
going on.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Oh, yes, there's some preparation. I hope that you've been
doing the proper fasting and emptying.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
So that they come are you Are you okay? Is
it okay? Is for real going on?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yes? I'm fabulous. And how are you feeling?
Speaker 7 (07:32):
Because I know I'm a little sometimes really tired or something.
I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Oh no, I'm wide awake. I wake up early, go
to Bedley.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
Anyway, a lot of people tend to get kind of
fidgety and nervous when they know they're coming in for
a colonoscopy. So is there anything in particular that you're
concerned about when it comes to you're regions back there where.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
I'll be navigating, Uh, okay, navigate your region.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
Talk, I'm going to be navigating your region. And I
didn't know why it's anything in particular you wanted me
to pay attention to when I'm perusing your.
Speaker 9 (08:19):
Area, yo, man, I don't want you perusing, like navigating it.
Speaker 7 (08:27):
If you look my wife, I'm in I'm at that age.
I'm just doing.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
It's routine, routine colonoscopy, I guess, is what we're doing.
Speaker 7 (08:39):
Totally. Yeah, no navigation here, bro.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
I do things a little different sometimes, and I'm assuming that,
like most people, you want to be put to sleep
when I put the submarine in or would you like
to remain awake? Because sometimes I have people that want
to stay awake while I do it, and that's always fun.
Speaker 7 (09:02):
But what's the fun, bro, what are you talking about?
Speaker 8 (09:05):
No?
Speaker 7 (09:07):
Yo? Okay, hold on, man, are are you the one
who's gonna be doing.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
The even guilty as charged? Yes, I will. I will
be navigating areas in fear.
Speaker 7 (09:22):
Oh yo, bro Okay, No, I'm good. You know, like
you need? Is there anybody else with that thing? Because
I mean, I'm.
Speaker 9 (09:29):
Not I don't want to be like you know that
dude or anything like that, but I appreciate someone else.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
Man, I do want to be navigating and bruising. It's
having any fun, right, said fun?
Speaker 6 (09:39):
You see you're a little nervous maybe, which is fine.
I know, how I can put you at ease when.
Speaker 9 (09:46):
You no, no, no, I'm not nervous, bro, I'm just o.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yeah, I'm sweater or what.
Speaker 7 (09:54):
I said. I said, I'm out. I'm not nervous. You're
making me more nervous.
Speaker 6 (09:59):
It can be very scary to go in for procedures
and go under the knife.
Speaker 7 (10:05):
Wait what okay, hold hold the hold all right, dude,
I'm gonna call the cops.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
You sound if we could not involve the authorities. I
don't need that kind of drama again.
Speaker 8 (10:15):
All right, man, there is absolutely no way on this planet.
Speaker 7 (10:20):
That I'm letting you get near my butt. You're neddar
regions or whatever you said earlier. No way, bro.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Hey, Tony, this is actually Dubil from the Jubeil Show
doing a phone brank on you and your wife Jessica.
Say you up?
Speaker 7 (10:36):
Oh what you okay? This is creepy as.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
She said that you were going in for a routine
calledoscopy today and if you were nervous about it and
wanted to break you Yeah.
Speaker 7 (10:50):
Okay, okay, You'll be here when I get home, that's
for damn sure.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Hopefully, man, you.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Feel a little bit better about me bonking you today?
Wake up every morning with jubile Phone Franks Timea's what's trending.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
US Stranger Things fans are super jealous of France Stranger
things fans.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yeah, wow, in France that part, that.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Part, but they are getting something that we're not getting
and we're very mad about it. Why I gotta go
to France I vacation. I will tell you all about
it in just a second. First, though, let's talk about
Taylor slipped.
Speaker 10 (11:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
How many bachelorette parties do you think she's gonna have
leading up to this wedding? What do you mean you
used to get like one or I mean maybe you
quit two together? But he private ones and then ones
for the public. Exactly. Yeah, it actually that part. It
sounds like it's going to be more of a tour
with the same people because her bridesmaids include Selena Gromez
(11:50):
and Gid and so right now, allegedly there's three or
four girls trips planned. They're going to be hitting up
places like Nashville, Wait, New York.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
You put together a.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Tour Italy Girl and the Bahamas. No Vegas, no Vegas.
I don't think she's really a Vegas girl, you know
what I mean? Doing a basic bachelor show or something.
But that's like so fun. Most people only get to
one place. But like this girl said, nope, we're going
(12:24):
to multiple what you can when you're a millionaire exactly.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
I want to be a millionaire's allion.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
What I meant?
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Yeah, could you imagine she could have t shirts that
are like from each location sponsorships and you could sell them. Oh,
she could have the whole thing paid.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Yeah. I would also remember because Nick Jonas did that.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Do you guys remember the story from a long time
ago that Nick Jonas got his bachelor party paid because
he had sponsorships. It was like cigars and all this stuff. Yeah,
they were on a like a like a boat, like
a three. Yeah, but he had his bachelor party paid for.
Speaker 11 (12:57):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Man, smart man, yeah, smart, that's very smart.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Well, what is also smart is that France gets the goods.
So US fans are angry at France Stranger Things fans
because Burger King has a special menu that you can
only get in France. It's called the app side down.
So if you know anything about Stranger Things, the whole
thing is about the upside down, which is this other
(13:20):
world where everything is taking place and has the scary stuff,
but if you go to the Burger King in France,
you get to get a black bun burger, a fiery
vecna sauce, something a surfer boy inspired sigh.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Oct the book cups.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I mean it sounds like cute and stuff, but are
you really that bad? I don't think I'm mad anymore
because us Stranger Things fans are that mad. Yeah, homie,
that's sauce. You can make your own vecmo sauce at home. Yeah,
make it spicy and call it vecna sauce.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
I don't know in America and nobody takes the time
to do those things. I'm surprised that actually goes Burger
King Burger King.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Also on the Stranger Things topic, this again is not
a spoiler but really cute because the first part of
season five dropped earlier last week. But the creators, Matt
and Ross Stuffer, they actually cast their real life drama
teacher in the new season. Yeah, she has a role.
She's playing a teacher. So again not a spoiler, but
it's really cute. They just loved her and she helped
(14:23):
them with their confidence and stuff. So was that for
your birth control?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I'm just kidding. Wow, just went off? Did just go off?
Is it for your birth control? I think I don't
know why today thirty, but I think it is mean
and I turned the wrong one.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Anyway, It's cute. Look for her and stay safe. That's
what's trending.
Speaker 12 (14:46):
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Speaker 1 (14:53):
Jolson is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Tristan.
So in a minute, we're gonna call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him a second date. But first, justin how long
has it been since you heard from Tristan?
Speaker 9 (15:07):
Oh, it's been a minute. It's been like two weeks. Yeah,
it's been like two weeks. Like even leading up to
the date, we were going like the build up was
like once a day, like quick exchange, like oh, you know,
goofy thing happened on the way to work or whatever.
And then then it was like leading up to the date,
(15:29):
it was like a couple times three times a day
at some point, and then and then it just completely drops.
So I feel like after the date, I was like, okay,
it'll be at least once a day, and then after
a couple of attempts.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Nothing out.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Yeah, that's a very obvious that's a very obvious ghost. Well,
why don't you tell us what happened on the date
or how it went.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
I mean, the whole date was great. I mean it
was really I mean, and she's amazing.
Speaker 9 (16:02):
Like we hit it off with like a meme off,
like we had a we had a group chat going,
and like she sent a meme and I sent to
meme and she kind of like privately texted me and
was like that was fantastic, And it was just like, okay,
it's on.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
It's on where you guys met, like a in a
group chat, you guys met, Yeah basically okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Twenty twenty five man, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
But you got that side text though. That's a good sign.
Speaker 9 (16:31):
That was huge, right. I was like, okay, I was
not expecting. It was pleasant surprise.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
And then so anyway we went we went out. She
was just really great.
Speaker 9 (16:40):
So we went to I don't know, I heard good
things about like a VR arcade and I was like,
I never tried it.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
I want to.
Speaker 9 (16:46):
This seems like the type of person that'd be down
to try something new with me.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
So I went for it and she was down.
Speaker 9 (16:53):
So we went to this VR arcade and it was awesome.
I don't I'm not a huge gamer, but I dabble
and it felt like she had the same vibes. So
we were just being nerdy together, kind of like a
different side of me that I got to let out
a little bit, and it was just super fun. It
was like it was like this race, you know, race
(17:15):
to the finish, beat the clock kind of thing. So
they had like different scenarios of a like high like
you know, fun stressful situations.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
It was like a ball. We had to diffuse a bomb.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
We had to be right okay.
Speaker 9 (17:29):
Right, So it was like super fun and playful. And
then you know, we're doing doing that thing, and as
I'm recapping the whole day, I think this is probably
so we do it. We do it in the bomb thing,
and she's like, cut.
Speaker 13 (17:42):
The blue wire, cut the blue wire, cut the blue wire, right,
And then I don't know if it was half joking,
like sixty percent serious and forty percent joking, but I went,
I went, there's.
Speaker 11 (17:55):
No blue wire.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
This is how good it die?
Speaker 9 (18:00):
And I kind of just like went a little crazy,
and I felt like contact on one of my hands
and so like kind of hard contact, like I kind
of I threw my hands up when I was like
I gotta die or whatever, and I felt contact, and
I like peeked under my headset and I saw that
(18:22):
I had I think, and I'm pretty sure I clobbered
her her arm, like her shoulder. Oh no, like just
kind of like splailed and my wap and I was like,
oh shoot. I didn't say shoot obviously, but like we
played it off, like we kind of laughed it off
after that, even though like there were people around and
like people were having different reactions.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
It was a little.
Speaker 9 (18:44):
Barrassing, but we laughed it off and played a cool
We had the spot had smoothies and so like we
just you know, we just chilled.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Out and had some smoothies.
Speaker 9 (18:52):
And then even after we you know, didn't diffuse the
bomb or whatever, we we still were able to.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Hang out for a little while. So yeah, I don't,
I don't.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
You know, we'll see if we can figure it out
for you. We'll play a song come back and then
call her and see if she'll tell us why she's
ghosting you and then maybe get you a second date. Okay, okay,
all right, did your first day follow up? Next? Right
in the middle of your first ad follow up if
you're just joining us, Justin is on the phone and
he's been getting ghosted by a woman named Tristan for
two weeks now, and we're about to call her and
(19:26):
see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and
maybe get him a second date. But before we do that, Justin,
why don't you break down your situation for us again
real quick?
Speaker 11 (19:34):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (19:35):
Yeah, So metiscroll Tristan. We hit it off, super super
great connection. We went to a v R arcade and
we were, you know, problem solving with the virtual reality,
and we were trying to defuse a bomb. We were
both trying to defuse a bomb, and in diffusing the bomb,
(19:55):
I made like a pretty big gesture and I accidentally
hit her pretty good in her shoulder and we laugh.
We laughed it off. We still had smoothies after the
bomb was not diffused. And so I'm confused as to
why I'm being ghosted because I'm looking at that situation
with the potential reason.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
But it seems like we resolved it.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
So yeah, oh well, let's see if you did resolve it.
Are you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 2 (20:19):
All right, yeah, let's do this.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Here we go. Hello, Hi, I man, I speak to Tristan. Please.
Speaker 11 (20:37):
This is the Sheep.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Hey, Tristan, how are you? This is a radio show.
It's called The Jubil Show. Hi, Tristan. I'mnina. Hi, I'm
Vic Shure. My name is Jubeil. What's up?
Speaker 11 (20:44):
Hey? Hey?
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Have you ever listened to this show before?
Speaker 11 (20:49):
I believe so.
Speaker 10 (20:51):
Great?
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Well, you can always listen to the podcast on the
Jebel Show dot com if you want calling you today,
because we do a segment on the show called the
First Day follow Up. And what that is is where
if you go out with somebody and you end up
ghosting them, they can email us to get you on
the phone and ask why you're ghosting them. And we
got an email about you from somebody. Do you know
who would email us?
Speaker 11 (21:13):
I may have an idea? Yeah, maybe, Okay, who do
you think it is? I don't want to name them
just in case, but I kind of feel like I
know maybe I don't know Jason.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Uh No, it is not Jason. Jason might be wondering
why you're ghosting, but he has not contacted us, but
Justin did, Oh, okay, do you mind telling us why
you're ghosting? Justin?
Speaker 11 (21:47):
Well, I got him because he stole of VR headset.
What Yeah, he just like stuffed it into his coat.
So like we went on a date and had be
our headset to use at this you know, gaming place,
and like he shoved it under his jacket.
Speaker 14 (22:08):
And then when we went first Smoothie, like all I
could notice was this weird puff sticking out of his jacket.
Speaker 11 (22:13):
And that's when I knew, Like who looks around with
the tech bulge? Like that's not cool, Like I just
don't date people who steel, Like it's a standard of mine.
Like that's just no. That was just absolutely like red
flag behavior.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
So you didn't call him out on it or anything
or ask him to try to confirm that it really
wasn't stolen VR headset.
Speaker 11 (22:36):
No, No, I didn't, because like I knew it was.
Speaker 15 (22:39):
I just I saw him stuff something in his jacket,
Like what else would it be, Like that's the only
thing we were using at the time, So like, yeah, no,
he definitely stole it.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Wow, So you don't want to go out with the
guy who steals things from places that you go to?
Is that what you're saying? Yeah, thank you for telling us.
I do have to let you know that Justin is
actually on the phone and wants to talk to you.
I don't know if he's currently wearing the VR headset,
but he is on the phone. Justin. Uh, yeah, did
(23:14):
you jack a headset?
Speaker 6 (23:17):
No?
Speaker 5 (23:17):
What?
Speaker 9 (23:18):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (23:20):
I can't help but laugh.
Speaker 9 (23:21):
Because that's obviously I absolutely did not feel that I
wouldn't have stolen the headset. When I paid for the
whole two hour package, I went back, I took it
to the to the counter, you know, you check them in,
you check them out kind of thing, and that's what
they told me to do.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
So that's what I did. And maybe I, like, I
think I remember doing a little bit.
Speaker 9 (23:43):
Yeah, I did, like a little bit because we were
you know, I was just adding on to the bits
that I was, you know, we're just diffusing a bomb
and it felt like kind of sneaky. So I was
being kind of sneaky, like returning the set, being real
goofy and trying to play off hitting you in the arm.
I was trying to just like just totally you No
pun intended to fuse that situation. Uh, I did not
(24:05):
steal the I did not steal the VR headset. The
VR headset was not a VR headset. It was it
was a it was a stuffed penguin. It was it
was a stuff penguin. So it's a giant stuff peng
So like the prize wall, like Tristan, you remember the
(24:26):
prize wall and then and then you were like, yeah,
you kind of you kind of commented on how on
how cute the giant stuff penguin was. So when you
went to the bathroom and wash your hands, I kind
of snuff you know. I sneaked like I bought it
and like tried to sneak it.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
So I wanted to surprise you with it. And then, yeah.
Speaker 11 (24:47):
You didn't steal the VR headset. You weren't like smuggling
equipment out of there.
Speaker 16 (24:52):
You were leaving you no desire to upgrade my No,
I have no desire I had to upgrade my tech
in that way.
Speaker 9 (25:05):
It's just I'm yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
I was.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
It was a penguin, where so why didn't you give
it to her? Then?
Speaker 9 (25:10):
Justin I forgot I kind of just the smoothie was
went great, and then I just kind of forgot about it,
and then yeah, so where's the thing. I think I actually,
now that I realize, I think I left it at
the smoothie table.
Speaker 11 (25:26):
No, yeah, because I was.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
I was.
Speaker 9 (25:29):
I was like, I'll think it's the parking lot, but
then it went really well with the smoothies and all that,
and I kind of just forgot about I think I
just left that.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
That poor little guy there, Oh I can't.
Speaker 11 (25:39):
I yeah, you had just a loved to your thing.
I thought you were just completely like smuggling things out
or something.
Speaker 17 (25:46):
And then really, so no, no, I didn't, I know,
And I'm sorry. I'm no way, no no, And I'm
sorry again for accidentally hitting you in the shoulder. I
promise like I would love, I really would love to
take you out again, and I promise I will not
hit you.
Speaker 9 (26:06):
Accidentally or persu or anything.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Any kind of non.
Speaker 13 (26:11):
Consensual physical contact will not take place.
Speaker 9 (26:14):
And also I won't tend to smuggle anything at any
given moment.
Speaker 7 (26:19):
I'm feel like I'm.
Speaker 9 (26:20):
Digging myself in a hole at this point. I just
love to take you out.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Tristan. Would you like to go out with Justin again?
On another day? We'll pay for it.
Speaker 11 (26:28):
I mean, I mean honestly, like that's extremely darky and
just kind of adorable. But often I'm kind of like,
am I stupid?
Speaker 14 (26:37):
But yeah, no, yeah, I needed we could go.
Speaker 11 (26:42):
Back and find my penguin for me.
Speaker 9 (26:45):
But let's go back and find your penguin.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Well, congratulations, Justin you got another date.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
It is Tristan. Thank you so much for the second opportunity.
Speaker 9 (26:58):
Not gonna smuggle anything unless it's like an AX and
do a movie theater.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
The only thing I would consider smuggling.
Speaker 11 (27:08):
Okay, yes, and I won't judge you on that. Maybe
I'll app.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
I'll judge them. I'm curious. Bulges boy jubles first d
follow us.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Don't call me stupid, all right?
Speaker 3 (27:24):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
I've worn dresses with higher IQs.
Speaker 9 (27:29):
But you think you're an intellectual, don't you.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Ape It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game. You
versus Victoria. Your chance to take on our own Victoria
Ramirez in a game of trivia for a fifty dollars
Visa gift card. So call us up right now if
you want to play. Eight eight eight three four three
one o six one eight eight eight, three four three
one oh six one. You can also dm us at
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the Jubile Show or go to the jubilshow dot com
if you think you have what it takes to relegate
Victoria to a flickering specter of faded glory, forever trapped
in the haunted attic of educational failure, whispering outdated trivia
to a stack of unopened encyclopedias while frantically refreshing her
Wi Fi signal in hopes of reconnecting to the dignity
that she once had. Wow, bro, what was that hard
(28:17):
way of saying if you want to beat Victoria, I
need it?
Speaker 10 (28:19):
What it was?
Speaker 1 (28:21):
If you want to play? Replay like a poem? Right
after this? It's the Jubil Show.
Speaker 11 (28:24):
What am I some sort of a mentally challenged Aaron?
Speaker 1 (28:28):
No, not even I didn't say that. It was like,
why am I you even listening to you? To begin with?
Speaker 11 (28:35):
You're a virgin who can't try.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, you versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for a fifty dollars Visa gift card and
let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria? Leslie? What
a Bleslie? What's the How do you think you're going
to do today? I think we're going to do pretty good.
(28:59):
That's the attitude.
Speaker 18 (29:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Wait, what's the wei in the car?
Speaker 11 (29:01):
He got next Sunday?
Speaker 7 (29:03):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (29:04):
Hey, yeah, my son Kyle, he's driving.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Oh he's driving, so we know he's at least sixteen. Hey,
that actually sounds We don't know that for sure.
Speaker 11 (29:12):
Oh how old is he?
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Okay? Has nine? You know you drive?
Speaker 11 (29:20):
Well?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Mommy plays? All right, we're gonna send Victoria out of
the studio, and while she's leaving, here we go. Here's
how the game is played, Leslie. You have thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know one, Jesse pass and Victoria has to be you
outright to win? Okay, okay, all right, Leslie, Your time
starts now. What car manufacturer produces the Mustang sport?
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Which fruit contains more vitamin C than an orange?
Speaker 5 (29:50):
On?
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Apple? Romeo and Juliet was written by? Which play right?
Speaker 14 (29:55):
Thanks year?
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Which animal is known as the king of the jungle? Oh,
the lions? What is the first book in the Harry
Potter series.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Uh, what's illegal to own as a pet in Switzerland
unless you have at least two of them?
Speaker 7 (30:16):
Of monkey?
Speaker 1 (30:17):
All right, god I didn't. We'll bring Victoria back into
the studio and while she's getting settled and putting on
her headphones and stuff, Leslie, here's a question for you.
What is the worst holiday gift you've ever received?
Speaker 14 (30:30):
I would say receiving nothing.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Victoria, what's the worst holiday gift you've ever received? I
don't know. I feel like I've usually get pretty good gifts.
Is it not good? I feel bad calling them bad?
So yeah, that wasn't an answer. Where are we going?
Speaker 19 (30:53):
Yeap?
Speaker 1 (30:54):
What have I gotten? What have I gotten?
Speaker 5 (30:56):
Work?
Speaker 1 (31:01):
And you do get that a lot? Actually, yeah, it's
like a merry Christmas. You get to work. Yeah, and
I'm like, oh I love it. Here we go thirty
seconds hands there as many questions as possible. If you
don't know one, just say pass and you have to
beat Leslie outright to win, and Leslie, you can tell
Victoria when to go.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
So what car manufacturer produces the mustang? Uh uh uh bourd?
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Which fruit contains more vitamin C than an orange? Or
dang it a lemon?
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Romeo and Juliet was written by which playwright Shakespeare? Which
animal is known as the King of the Jungle?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Oh oh, a lion?
Speaker 3 (31:41):
What is the first book in the Harry Potters series
called Soda shown? What's illegal to own as a pat
in Switzerland unless you have at least two of them?
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Uh? Donna say a lizard?
Speaker 9 (31:53):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Oh no, I know this, I know this. What are
they called? What are they called? The flying squirrels?
Speaker 4 (31:58):
They get really lonely if they're it's only one of them, okay,
and they will like like they will jump to their
death because like it's really lonely. Yeah, my cousin had
one and it.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Was very common explaining this like that is definitely it has.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
To be it because it's so sad. They should make it. Well,
let's go to the scoreboard and see how you guys
did with our scoreboard. Our producer Freeze, I have it.
What was your name?
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Beginn I'm so sorry? And Leslie I have the score though.
Leslie you got three corrects. Victoria also got three carracs si,
and that.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Means Leslie you win. Congratulations, you'd be Victoria, you got
a fifty dollars card. And let's find out if it
is flying squirrels that jump in their death if they
don't have a partner. It's so sad I didn't get
the answers.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Now with Nina, Mustang is produced by Ford Kiwi is
actually the fruit that contains more vitamin C than an orange?
What William Shakespeare did write Romeo and Juliet the Lion
is the king of the Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Now with the first book in the series, so the
sores are stone. They just changed the movie title. Dang it.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
But so anyways, and then it's illegal to own guinea
pigs because guinea pigs because they get to grow lonely,
they don't they need a friend.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
So sugar gliders and they're lowki cooler, they fly, they
have little wings.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
I guess me And who knew guinea pigs and sugar
gliders have the same problem. I wonder if you could
have one of those and a guinea pig, would they
still be homies.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
I don't know they're gonna be homies. So the sugarlaer
would be flying everywhere. Would be kind of cool if
a sugar glider was carrying the guinea pig while I
was flying. Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
Instead of having Sugar Daddy, you have a sugar Glider.
Anita Leslie, thank you for playing Uiverse Victorian at the
same time every single weekday morning. Remember if you want
to play, just d ms at the Jubil Show or
go to the Jubilshow dot com and you can always
listen to the Jubile Show podcast wherever you get your podcast.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show.
Amy is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she thinks that her boyfriend of four years
named Garrett might be messing around. So we'll see if
we can help her out. But before we do that,
Amy tell us what's going on. Why do you think
Garrett might be cheating?
Speaker 11 (34:19):
Hey? Yeah, thanks for having me. Yeah.
Speaker 20 (34:23):
So, I'm just gonna for us. First off, start by
saying that our relationship has kind of been on and
off for the whole like four years together. He hasn't
done anything that like is a red flagg Er anything,
but the commitment level has been pretty low throughout the
(34:44):
whole four years. I would say towards the beginning of
our relationship, it was when we would take breaks, there'd
be some situationships.
Speaker 11 (34:55):
And then you know the last like we moved in
to together like a little over a year ago.
Speaker 20 (35:04):
So I think once that started happening, our on and
off just turned into us like when we would get
into an argument, like we would just need space from
one another. But I would say, it's it's been on
and off for four years.
Speaker 11 (35:22):
But yeah, and.
Speaker 20 (35:24):
I think there's just been some things recently that started
to make me think, like, oh, I think.
Speaker 11 (35:31):
He's cheating on me.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Oh, you guys are on right now.
Speaker 11 (35:36):
We are on and on. Yes, Yeah. So Garrett is
a gamer, loves playing video games.
Speaker 20 (35:47):
He plays on Twitch and it's it's fine, Like it's
not my favorite thing because he does it super late
at night, and so I end up going to bed
by myself most nights and he's like screaming and like
cussing at the TV and it's so.
Speaker 11 (36:07):
Loud and whatever. That's what ended happening. And there was one.
Speaker 20 (36:12):
Night not that long ago that I had to get
up and go to the bathroom and when I went
out of the room, I could hear he was still
on Twitch or like playing the video games, but he
wasn't screaming at it.
Speaker 11 (36:28):
So I was like, what's he doing? And I could
hear him talking.
Speaker 20 (36:32):
At a lower voice, and it felt like a pretty
intimate conversation. There wasn't anything that was like dirty that
was said, but I know for a fact I heard
him say finally meeting.
Speaker 11 (36:50):
I heard those words, okay.
Speaker 20 (36:52):
And I just it just like rang a bell in
my ear, like finally meeting?
Speaker 11 (36:57):
Who are you finally meeting with?
Speaker 20 (37:00):
This is different than what I've heard you before playing
video games? So anyways, I didn't really know what to do,
so I just went back to bed, and I didn't
really know what to say.
Speaker 11 (37:13):
So I haven't said anything.
Speaker 20 (37:15):
But if I'm being honest, like I've put up with
a lot of over the years.
Speaker 11 (37:20):
And if he is cheating on me, like I'm done,
it's over.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Yeah, especially you guys have been on and off and
stuff like that. Yeah that's too much for your nervous system.
Speaker 11 (37:30):
Yeah yeah, yes, Okay, Well.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
You already told us what grocery store he's a rewards
card member at, so so we'll play a song come Back,
and then call him and pretend to be from the
grocery store and say that. Every single month, we choose
one lucky Rewards member who gets a free gift from
us and his flowers delivered from our Flaoral department, and
we'll see if he sends those to you or to
somebody else. Okay, okay, that sounds good. All right, we'll
get you to Catch a Cheater right after this if
(37:55):
you're just joining us for Today's to Catch a Cheater.
Amy is on the phone and she thinks that her
boy friend of four years NAMEE Garrett, might be cheating.
So we're about to call him and pretend to be
from the grocery store that he's an awards member at
and say that he's this month's lucky winner of free
flowers delivered from our Florida department, and we'll see if
he sends those to Amy or to somebody else. But
before we do that, Amy, why don't you break down
(38:16):
why do you think he's cheating again?
Speaker 3 (38:18):
For us?
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Real quick?
Speaker 20 (38:19):
Yeah, I think he's cheating because I heard him playing
video games and potentially talking to someone in a semi
intimate way, and I just want to know is he
cheating on me? Or am I just going crazy?
Speaker 3 (38:39):
And you guys have the history of the one and
off to you, so that's not helping.
Speaker 11 (38:43):
No, It doesn't help with that.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 11 (38:47):
Yes? I am ready.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Okay, here we go. Hello. Hey, this is horrible calling
from I was looking for our Rewards Card member named Garrett.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
This is soon.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Hi Garrett, how are you? Please? Don't hang up. This
is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with
a big congratulations. We're all curing for you here. You're
this month's big winner. Thank you so much for shopping
with us.
Speaker 8 (39:19):
What did I win?
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Oh? Well, maybe you don't know. Every single month, one
of our Rewards Card members wins a free gift from
US and its flowers delivered from our floor apartment to
anybody that you want with in the fifty United States.
You've just won thirty six long sim red roses, a
box of candy or chocolate, and a card to be
delivered to anybody that you want, absolutely free. It's a
three hundred and sixteen dollars value.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Wow, that's that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
All right, Well, all I would need for you would
be the first and the last name of the person
you'd like to send them to, and then we'll get
anything you want to put on a card if you
want that, and the address and will be good to go.
And like I said, you have confirmations before we're off
the phone.
Speaker 8 (39:54):
Okay, can you send it to Amelia?
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Okay? And do you want to put anything on a
card to Amelia?
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (40:05):
How about I can't wait to finally meet already feel
like I've met my soulmate.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
Can't wait to finally meet I already feel like I
met my soulmate. Thank you very much for that information, Garrett.
Now I will give you some information. This is not
the grocery store. It's actually a radio show. It's called
The Jewel Show.
Speaker 15 (40:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
Hi, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victorian, and my name is Jewbell.
And we do a segment on the show called to
Catch a Cheater where if you think your significant other
might be messing around, you see who they send flowers too.
And your girlfriend of four years, Amy is on the phone.
Speaker 11 (40:38):
Wait a minute, hold on, what are you talking about?
To catch your cheater?
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Yes, if you think your significant other is cheating on you,
you can see who they send flowers too.
Speaker 11 (40:48):
So you lied to me, yes, Garrett, Like, what's going on?
You think I'm cheating? Well, clearly you are if you're
sending it to Amelia and not Amy am saying that
you think you've found your soulmate. I can see how
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you would think that, but I haven't even.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Yeah, Garrett, yeah you think what?
Speaker 11 (41:19):
Oh my gosh, Garrett, who is this person?
Speaker 18 (41:22):
Like?
Speaker 11 (41:23):
How did you meet? How long have you been together? Like,
I'm what is going on?
Speaker 8 (41:28):
First of all, listen, I understand why you're upset, but
I am not cheating on you. I just met this
woman online when I was twitch streaming.
Speaker 11 (41:39):
We clicked, and I don't know.
Speaker 8 (41:43):
I just I think she might be my soulmate. And
I'm sorry. I wanted to tell you. I planned on
telling you tomorrow about it, and I am sorry that
you found out like this. But you know, we haven't
been getting along very much either.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
That's really an excuse to just start peace and out
before a conversation.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
And then what if you weren't so mad with Amelia?
What have you just been quiet and stayed with Amy?
Speaker 8 (42:06):
Well, I don't know because I am not in that reality.
Speaker 21 (42:10):
Oh my god, listen, I am sorry you being upset
about this, but again, I really didn't mean for this
to happen this way.
Speaker 8 (42:21):
I really did plan on telling you tomorrow, and it's
super messed up.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
That we had to do it like this.
Speaker 20 (42:30):
Yeah, you think I'm upset, Like, of course I'm upset.
You've been cheating on me for the past couple of months.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
I've been well, you've been fortniting with someone else, so
you shouldn't be fortniting with No, you should be fortniting
at home.
Speaker 19 (42:50):
Amy doesn't like the fortnite Okay, well good, I'm I'm
glad you found someone tonight with you while I'm just
laying in bed like being in a relationships so absurd.
Speaker 11 (43:09):
I cannot believe this is happening.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
This is crazy.
Speaker 11 (43:13):
That's what I get for dating and oversize the twelve
year old.
Speaker 8 (43:19):
There are a lot of people my age who play Fordnight,
and Amelia is an oversized twelve year old two.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
I guess that.
Speaker 8 (43:27):
Didn't come out right right. We go along, we have
a lot in common, and we just don't And I'm sorry,
and I deserve this, and I understand why you're upset.
I mean, is it a crime to have someone to
fortnite with?
Speaker 11 (43:46):
I mean, you know what, You're right, you have been
asking me to fortnite with you, But you know what,
I've been wanting someone.
Speaker 9 (43:56):
To me.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Whoa you deserve that girl, Thank you.
Speaker 19 (44:07):
Now.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
The Jewel Show cat a cheater. You ever do something
in the moment that seems fine and then spend the
next few weeks wondering if you made a huge mistake.
It's a Jewel Show. Well over the Thanksgiving holiday, one
person on this show did something that they now regret
and need your help figuring out if what they did
was okay. Who is it and who do they make
out with? You'll find out right after this. It's the
(44:32):
Jewel Show. Can you relate to this? It's the Jewel Show.
It's Thanksgiving break and you and your family are gathered
together and you think everybody is paying attention to their
conversations or the football game or whatever. So you decide
to finally start making out with the turkey like you've
always wanted. It's just sitting there in the middle of
the table, and then things are going great. You're getting
(44:55):
hot and heavy with the bird and everything. He's wonderful,
just like you dreamed a turkey makeout would be. And
then you turn around and realize the entire family has
stopped what they're doing and they're all just staring blankly
at you. And then you snap at them and scream
at them for all judging you, and they all wish
they had a love like you in the turkeys before
jamming your hand in the turkey and storming out of
the door with your golden brown lover around your fist.
(45:17):
WHOA really got it? That's only to have to send
a mass apology text to the family the next day
and asking if you can be invited next year? Happens
to all of us. Well, someone on this show experienced
a similar situation over the Thanksgiving holiday, and now they
can't tell if they made a mistake or not. Who
is it? We'll tell you in just a second, But
don't forget. You can always stream the show on the
(45:40):
iHeartRadio app or wherever you stream just check it out,
or you can check out our podcast wherever you get
your podcasts, or the jubilshow dot com. But who had
an awkward makeout over Thanksgiving? And now they're wondering if
they made a mistake, it'd be none other than our
own Nina. It was just to be here, So what happened?
Speaker 9 (46:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (46:02):
I'm feeling awful.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
Actually, I feel like like there's this pit in my
stomach that's been there since like for a couple of days.
So there's something going on with somebody that I've known
basically my whole life. Okay, so him and I have
been friends for a very long time and his marriage
didn't work out. Things are starting to go in another direction,
and he has children. But this is the same guy
(46:26):
he went on a trip with.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
Yeah, and we all look. He made bets to see
if Nina was gonna with him on a trip a
little while ago with a guy that she's been friends
with forever, and she was like, nothing is gonna happen,
no way, We're just friends. So it sounds like something
mighty were one money. All I know is somebody won
(46:47):
money waiting for the romance of Thanksgiving and takeovers.
Speaker 3 (46:52):
It's that friend. But they're technicalities. Okay, So he lives
in another city and he does have children. Now I
have data people with kids before, and the way that
it goes is you just you know, you don't meet
them right away. Things take time, and honestly, being a
single person who's never been married and doesn't have kids,
while I'm around them a lot, I'm not around them
a lot in these types of settings, so I'm not
(47:13):
always thinking about a child. Yeah, right, so we had
to get together like a little reunion. It was my
best friend and I and her family and her kids,
and then he came over with his kids, and then
there's and everybody or whatever. And I didn't start off weird,
(47:36):
like I was really excited to meet these meet his children, right, Like,
these are little nuggets from a friend that I've known forever.
Speaker 1 (47:41):
So I love that quote unquote friends meeting them as
his friends, as his friend. I mean, we've been friends
for over thirty years. That is a very long time.
Speaker 3 (47:51):
You haven't met his kids. Well, no, because he lives
in a different city. So that happened, and you know,
the beginning of night, it's going really good, and then
you know, some drinks are flowing, the kids are busy
playing together, and everything's fine, and so like we kind
of steal a kiss and in the middle of a room.
I mean it was like in a quarterer by a
(48:11):
pool table in a room. Yeah, so you're.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Just friends though, right, Yeah, that's making sense. No, but
this is this is why I feel terrible. Right, So
we steal a kiss.
Speaker 3 (48:21):
I'm not thinking anything of it at that moment, but
his son comes up to him and pulls him aside
and he comes back to me and he's like, my
son just asked me why I was kissing my friend
of thirty years.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
So the kids saw you kiss it.
Speaker 3 (48:38):
So he saw us kiss and I was like, oh
my gosh, I feel like weird about this, and my
friend was we'll just call him Bob. Bob's like it's fine,
like don't worry about it, like he's okay, you know,
like he understands, and I'm like, okay, okay, cool cool.
So then somehow we end up in a corner now
and he didn't love the birds times now now, but
(48:59):
we're not in the room, the main room anymore because
I'm trying to be conscious of the children, right, And
it's just days after it happened. They we didn't do
that much, like it wasn't anything crazy, but we were
flirty around each other, like everybody was playful. So then
I tried to spread the love and I was like
sitting on my friend's lab, not that friend, my bet.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
I just started making out with everybody in the room.
I'm sorry about that. I'm a lover, you know, like
PDA is my thing.
Speaker 3 (49:24):
I was just kind of like on my my girlfriend,
just like hi, you know, everything was.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
Just having fun.
Speaker 3 (49:31):
But ever since then, like everything ended fine, everything was great,
they went, they went back home, flew away to their city,
and you know, him and I are whatever. But I
just have been feeling like this is where I'm stuck
because I don't have kids, but I feel like I'm
supposed to know better, you know, like it's not my child,
but it is a child that I, you know, care about,
(49:53):
just because it's my friend's.
Speaker 1 (49:54):
So bad for making out with your friend in front
of his kids name, Yes.
Speaker 4 (49:57):
I will say, as a child of divorce parents, that
would kind of bother me. But that's like you said,
you don't have kids, Like how it would bother you
about it?
Speaker 1 (50:08):
Victoria, Well, especially.
Speaker 4 (50:09):
If the other parent doesn't like depends how long they've
been divorced and stuff like that, but especially with dads.
Speaker 3 (50:16):
And I don't know if he has a a daughter
or son. He has both a daughter and son. Well,
because I'm not sure about the daughter. I was dancing
with her earlier. Everything was fine. I think she, I
think her and I are cool, but his son definitely saw.
Speaker 4 (50:27):
I mean, the kids, depending on how old they are,
they could be a little territorial of their dad, like, Hey,
that's my dad, what are you trying to do, like
trying to come in here and like mess things up?
But also kids like, at least for me, I internalized
things more from what I saw versus from what my
parents told me. So they could tell me one thing,
but if I saw something else, I would take what
(50:47):
I saw way more to heart and it would hurt
me a lot more. Yeah, So that's the only thing
where I could say the kids maybe seeing that being like,
who's this friend coming in here?
Speaker 3 (50:56):
Mainly out with my dad like and then Loki hate
you exactly. But that's what's going through my mind, right. Nah,
I wasn't thinking in the moment that's my bad. But
as the adult not drunk any and I'm a very
together person. I just have moments and and ash.
Speaker 1 (51:10):
Is a fact.
Speaker 3 (51:10):
I'm like, oh, shoot, like I think that we can't
do that. I can't do that. I mean, I've never
done that before. But cetally your I feel like it's
more on him to be more noticing of that stuff
than you because you don't have kids, Like, how.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
Are you supposed to know?
Speaker 3 (51:22):
Well, I mean, in his defense, he didn't plan that.
That wasn't something that we thought was gonna happen, like
ended up in a corner. It just happened and like
and it wasn't bad.
Speaker 1 (51:31):
It was just like a little you know, I now
feel like it was not just a little. We went
way in the corner the pool table for a quick
yes text in F one calls up eighted eight three
four three one o six one. Is it a mistake
for Nina to make out with her friend in front
of the kids when the kids had no idea that
they were a thing?
Speaker 3 (51:50):
When you put it like that, it's obviously a terrible thing.
So anything constructive, though, would be helpful. Ill who's this?
Oh my Mike, do you have some it on this situation?
Speaker 1 (52:01):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (52:01):
Absolutely, listen Hey Nina, Yeah, I feel bad.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
I was a single dad who.
Speaker 5 (52:08):
Had to marrid my way through the whole dating scene
with a kid who was old enough to be able
to understand what was going on the elementary school age.
Speaker 2 (52:15):
Yeah, it's on the dad to explain the kid.
Speaker 5 (52:18):
Yeah, Like, it's on him to explain to the kid like, Hey,
you know, I'm maybe moving into a different direction with
this person. You know, maybe they will become more important
in our lives and explain it to the kids that way.
Speaker 7 (52:32):
I mean, I ended up like my my.
Speaker 2 (52:35):
Oldest was in our wedding after it happened. So dude,
like I want.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
Him to explain. Yeah, so he's got to go down
and be like, hey, I know, the.
Speaker 5 (52:43):
Kid down and be like, hey, this is the situation.
Speaker 2 (52:47):
Especially, I mean, how old is the oldest the kid?
Speaker 3 (52:49):
The son you said, he's eleven, so he definitely knows
what like, Yeah, so.
Speaker 10 (52:56):
Es be a lady and dad does have needs to
go run along now and play like that.
Speaker 1 (53:10):
That's not trending. There's an insane pizza order that's trending.
Speaker 3 (53:17):
It's gone absolutely viral and it's an order that a
guy put in for his pregnant wife.
Speaker 1 (53:21):
And honestly, it is the cutest thing ever. It's scary.
May people ask her crazy, crazy but wild thing, Yes,
but it is. This is so cute.
Speaker 3 (53:32):
Again, they're calling it insane, but I'll tell you what
the insanity is in just a second. But first you
may feel that this is insane as well. But Megan
Traynor decided to make a really huge life change based
off of what a psychic said to her husband. So
we're learning actually as we go through trendings that celebrities
really rely on psychics for a lot of their life choices.
Speaker 1 (53:52):
What a luxury? Do we not? What I mean luxury? Like,
we don't rely on anything else besides psychic.
Speaker 3 (53:59):
Well, the psychic told her husband that she was crashing
out and that she was using caffeine like in a
bad way, like as like some kind of drug, which
it is technically, So she stopped drinking coffee altogether because
the psychic said she was crashing out.
Speaker 1 (54:13):
So she's like, okay, I guess she doesn't believe it. Yeah,
so Kim Kardashian didn't she failed the bar, So like.
Speaker 2 (54:21):
That why she failed the bar?
Speaker 1 (54:23):
Amen? No, that's not why she failed the bar.
Speaker 3 (54:25):
She asked the psychic if she was going to so
she didn't study as hard because the psychic made it
sound like she was going to pass.
Speaker 1 (54:32):
So she probably all stop drinking coffee though, Well, don't
do that. Did you see that Kim Kardashian has low
brain activity?
Speaker 5 (54:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (54:38):
What?
Speaker 1 (54:38):
Yeah, it was really interesting. Wait what do you mean?
Speaker 12 (54:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (54:41):
I wasn't too surprised, but yeah, actually I wanted that
this was the Kardashian. She wouldn't get a brain scan
and they said she had low brain activity in her
frontal lobe.
Speaker 3 (54:48):
But the reason why that's so interesting, though, is because
if you think about it, she's running a business, she's
a mother of four, she's got an ex husband. That's
not easy to deal with, like why her brain is active.
But the craziest part about about that, as the doctor
said there were holes in the inactivity, and where the
holes existed was how she was able to handle her
stress levels, which actually probably saved her from going through
(55:09):
all the stuff that she goes through.
Speaker 1 (55:10):
So technically not having the rain activity save sure it
goes all manufactured. Because she didn't pass the bar. They
wrote it into the script. They're like, I know, we'll do.
We'll say you have low brain activities and in holding
it so it's scary.
Speaker 4 (55:24):
So there's holes in your brain gets we were worried
about you. But also why would you put that on
your TV show?
Speaker 3 (55:30):
She has an aneurysm also that we found out about
because of the TV show. That's been there for a while,
and she blames her divorce, I guess for the stress
of giving her an aneurism, but it's been there for years.
But if you had low brain activity, like why would
you put that like you were going to say things.
Ah girl, But even if you were to say things,
imagine what she can accomplish with low brain activity.
Speaker 1 (55:51):
What's your also, that's exactly That's a very good point,
you know, like some who cares.
Speaker 3 (55:57):
If you have high brain activity and you got nothing
going on, you really better ask yourself a question. Kim
Kardashian has low brain activity and she's a billion Yeah, damn, I.
Speaker 1 (56:04):
Not gonna lie. That kind of hit really hard. Latest
things you're saying is if you have high brain activity
and you haven't felt like you're going nowhere, find where
rage is, and here you go.
Speaker 3 (56:15):
You know what, the blueprint has been made. It's your
fault if you don't do that. This is the cutest
thing ever though, the insane pizza order. So this guy
ordered a pizza. It's triple pepperoni, extra cheese, banana peppers,
light halopenos, half chicken, half mushrooms, half caramelized onions, half olives,
(56:36):
and light sauce. But the cute part is the note
he said, Yes, I know this looks insane and you're
probably like, who is this dude? I have a very
pregnant wife. I'm done questioning what she wants. I'm scared
of her, and honestly you should be too. Thank you
and God's speed. This thing has just gone so viral,
and I just think it's the cutest thing. It's like
a love letter to his wife. I'm gonna get you
the triple pepperoni baby that along with ten other things.
Speaker 1 (57:00):
The pizza. Might as well put a salad together and
put she didn't want a salad. She wanted a pizza.
You wanted the pizza. You know, I love it. That's sweet.
That is what's trending. Jebles dirty little Secret. Hello, Hello,
you have a dirty little secret? I do.
Speaker 12 (57:17):
Okay, So when I was six or seven, I sort
of kind of accidentally ruined my parents' marriage.
Speaker 1 (57:29):
I think, yeah, that are you sure that's your fault?
Speaker 11 (57:34):
I did.
Speaker 14 (57:36):
I mean, normally we say like, it's not the child's fault,
but in this case, well, okay, figure's what happened.
Speaker 18 (57:43):
I was like in the backseat of my parents' flight
station wagon, and I was playing with my toys, which
I do, and I think I had like Barbie and
like all these other toys, and I basically found this.
Speaker 12 (57:58):
Unused condo whoa in the backseat.
Speaker 11 (58:02):
I didn't know that's what it was.
Speaker 14 (58:03):
I was like, oh, is this like a canoe for
my barbie? Like I didn't know what I was even looking,
but I'm playing with this thing. And then at a
certain point I was like, okay, I'm done playing. And
I had like other like rappers and just like you know,
from my snacks, and so I grabbed this.
Speaker 11 (58:19):
Bosom and my snack wrappers.
Speaker 14 (58:22):
And I put them in the garbage can inside, right,
and I'm just like, you know, just have to pick
up after yourself.
Speaker 11 (58:28):
And I'm done playing. So you know, I'm six years
old whatever, So I put it in the trash. I
don't think about it.
Speaker 14 (58:33):
And then you know, later that week it's trash day
and my dad like, I'm just taking out the trash,
so he's, you know, taking it outside to the curb,
and he sees this condum. And anyway, I wasn't aware
at the time of like him discovering it and what
(58:53):
that meant for him or my parents. All I know
is that, you know, when I was fourteen or fifteen,
I I basically realized that it was my putting my
toy trash in the garbage and my dad discovering this
condom that like broke up my parents' marriage because my
mom was I'm an affair with somebody else, And so
(59:17):
I do feel loud about this, and but at the
same time, yes, it's a dirty little secret, but obviously
they weren't meant to be together.
Speaker 1 (59:28):
That's not your fault. Don't carry that weight working out
in therapy. That's your mom's fault.
Speaker 11 (59:33):
Okay, okay, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Yeah,
I do feel a little lighter. I feel a little lighter.
Speaker 1 (59:43):
Oh, thank you that what's your dirty little secret.
Now that Thanksgiving is over, it's officially the Christmas season? Yeah,
but how is your Thanksgiving? Was it peaceful and full
of overeating, over drinking and wondering just how far down
the family tree your hot cousin is. Well, I know
it would be okay. Or was it like one family
who's making national headlines today because of how ridiculous their Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
God?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Also, if you got an argument over Thanksgiving, calls up
eighty eight three four three one oh six one eight
eight eight three four three one oh six one, Text
it in four one oh six one and you'll hear
the story right after this. It's the Jubile show. How
does one holiday meal end in a power outage and
a swat stand off? A duble show? You'll hear that
in just a second. But Thanksgiving is over and you're
(00:46):
probably still eating turkey sandwiches and wondering when green bean
castrole is officially spoiled. It is officially Christmas season, But
we still are getting back to work after Thanksgiving and
haven't heard about your Thanksgiving? Was it peaceful? Or did
it end up making national news like one family? Call
us up eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one eight eight eight three four three one O
(01:06):
six one. You can also text us at four one
O six one. But in case you missed this story,
it's out of Dayton, Ohio. What started as a peaceful
Thanksgiving dinner quickly turned into stuff of legend when an
argument over can versus fresh cranberry sauce escalated into a
full blown food fight, a turkey lount from a ceiling fan,
and eventually a citywide power outage and a brief swat
(01:29):
stand like a movie. One family in Dayton, Ohio said
the trouble began when their uncle, a diehard fan of
canned jelly version cranberry sauce, mocked Aunt Trina's artisanal orange
zested cranberry chutney. Oh that's sound solicious. It sounds pretty good, right,
(01:50):
But apparently uncle Gary is his name, was not a fan,
and he shouted at her if it don't make a
slurping noise on the way out of the can, it
can't be cranedy your sauce. Text Us four one six
one calls up eight at eight three four three one
O six one. Did you have any awkward arguments over
(02:11):
Thanksgiving dinner like this? One? And then because he mocked
her cranberry sauce, and Trina allegedly responded by flinging a
deviled egg at his head, and that sparked a twelve
person mashed potato fight, naturally on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
That's kind of fun. You're gonna do that, It's got
to be the mashed potatoes.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah, talking about a story that's gone viral over one
family's Thanksgiving in Dayton, Ohio, turning into just chaos somebody. Actually.
At one point, one of the cousins attempted to break
up the fight by turning on the ceiling fan to
cool people down. Oh except he forgot that he had
placed a twenty two pound turkey on top of it
(02:53):
for a TikTok stunt.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
The bird then flew off and hit the grandma's recliner
and then launched over her head and cracked their flat
screen TV. This is all so we got people fighting
with mashed potatoes. This dude turns on a ceiling fan
to cool people down but forgot that he left a
turkey on top of it because he was trying to
film a TikTok.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
That's a bigger issue, of course. Now the TikTok is
room because the turkey's gone.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Apparently things kind of calmed down, But this new story
says that they tried to deep fry a backup turkey
in the garage because of the turkey that they were
going to cook got flung into the TV as a
ceiling fan, but they forgot to use oil and it
caused a fireball that knocked out power to three surrounding blocks.
(03:43):
One of their neighbors said, we thought it was a
meat here.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
They just stuck it in there with nothing else. I guess, yeah,
do that. You can't be wet at all. We fried
turkeys at my house. But if it's wet at all,
it's going to cause some kind of big combustion thing.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Wait seriously, yeah, he likes that would be me.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Also, I be this neighbor knocking down blocks.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
No. Apparently police responded to reports of screaming, smoke and
somebody yelling you can't call that a cast role.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
This all started with Cranberry saw oh, uncle, Gary.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Look what you did, and eventually spilled outside with two
of the uncles basically sword fighting with a drumstick. Tech. Yeah,
front yard, that's amazing. That's the kind of Thanksgiving I
want to have. It sounds like a fun Thanksgiving. You know,
most of my thanksgivings have been pretty tame compared to that.
For real, I feel like, I don't know, mind, have
(04:40):
never been crazy. But my grandma on my dad's side
sometimes does say a few things.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
She's very religious and knows she likes things the way
she likes them, and if something does not go the
way she likes, she'll make a comment and she does
not mind upsetting anyone.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Out to the table.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
But my cousin also did the TikTok thing this year
where she made everyone be quiet, like there's like fo
ball on TV.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
There's drinks going around.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
And she yelled out, she said, everyone be quiet, I'm
making a TikTok.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Like, are you serious? That happens now? Somebody texted in
a four one to six woman and said hit Their
fiance told her her parents that they're in a POLLI
relationship with a longtime third partner and the parents had
no idea. Oh my god, that's an awkward thing to
bring up over the thanks hearing table.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Sorry, mom, I was just having this conversation with my
mom what not about me being a poem because because
it always turns into like you know, when you find
someone and when your family's with us and all this
kind of stuff. And I was like, do you know
what we're dealing with out here?
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Now?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
You got to worry about if you want to be Paulie,
if you want to be open, if you want to
be with somebody, and all this other stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
And so I had to explain to my mother what
Polly was. So I had that same kind of conversation,
like I don't want second, I want third. Hey. Oh,
somebody else texted in a four one six one and
said their family invited a nephew that has a history
of hitting, aggress his behavior like a little kid. He
ended up fighting one of the uncles. Oh, family's great, right,
(06:08):
gotta love them. It's another jubile phone frame on the twenties.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
Hello, Hi, I'm very excited for our time today.
Speaker 7 (06:26):
What the what the hell is it? Hello?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Oh? I'm sorry? Is this Tony?
Speaker 7 (06:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Hi Tony, this is Juniper. We'll be seeing a lot
of each other this afternoon, won't we.
Speaker 7 (06:40):
I went, what the hell is hold on? What is this?
What are you calling me for?
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Oh? Well, let me introduce myself fully. I guess I
didn't do that at the beginning of this call. I'm
so sorry. I thought maybe you had read the forms
that you were sent. But my name is Juniper Okay,
and that'll be your col engineer today when you come
in for your colonoscopy.
Speaker 8 (07:04):
Oh and you you found man, I don't know what's
going on.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Oh, yes, there's some preparation. I hope that you've been
doing the proper fasting and emptying.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
So that they come are you Are you okay? Is
it okay? Is for real going on?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yes? I'm fabulous. And how are you feeling?
Speaker 7 (07:32):
Because I know I'm a little sometimes really tired or something.
I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Oh no, I'm wide awake. I wake up early, go
to Bedley.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
Anyway, a lot of people tend to get kind of
fidgety and nervous when they know they're coming in for
a colonoscopy. So is there anything in particular that you're
concerned about when it comes to you're regions back there where.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
I'll be navigating, Uh, okay, navigate your region.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
Talk, I'm going to be navigating your region. And I
didn't know why it's anything in particular you wanted me
to pay attention to when I'm perusing your.
Speaker 9 (08:19):
Area, yo, man, I don't want you perusing, like navigating it.
Speaker 7 (08:27):
If you look my wife, I'm in I'm at that age.
I'm just doing.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
It's routine, routine colonoscopy, I guess, is what we're doing.
Speaker 7 (08:39):
Totally. Yeah, no navigation here, bro.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
I do things a little different sometimes, and I'm assuming that,
like most people, you want to be put to sleep
when I put the submarine in or would you like
to remain awake? Because sometimes I have people that want
to stay awake while I do it, and that's always fun.
Speaker 7 (09:02):
But what's the fun, bro, what are you talking about?
Speaker 8 (09:05):
No?
Speaker 7 (09:07):
Yo? Okay, hold on, man, are are you the one
who's gonna be doing.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
The even guilty as charged? Yes, I will. I will
be navigating areas in fear.
Speaker 7 (09:22):
Oh yo, bro Okay, No, I'm good. You know, like
you need? Is there anybody else with that thing? Because
I mean, I'm.
Speaker 9 (09:29):
Not I don't want to be like you know that
dude or anything like that, but I appreciate someone else.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
Man, I do want to be navigating and bruising. It's
having any fun, right, said fun?
Speaker 6 (09:39):
You see you're a little nervous maybe, which is fine.
I know, how I can put you at ease when.
Speaker 9 (09:46):
You no, no, no, I'm not nervous, bro, I'm just o.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yeah, I'm sweater or what.
Speaker 7 (09:54):
I said. I said, I'm out. I'm not nervous. You're
making me more nervous.
Speaker 6 (09:59):
It can be very scary to go in for procedures
and go under the knife.
Speaker 7 (10:05):
Wait what okay, hold hold the hold all right, dude,
I'm gonna call the cops.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
You sound if we could not involve the authorities. I
don't need that kind of drama again.
Speaker 8 (10:15):
All right, man, there is absolutely no way on this planet.
Speaker 7 (10:20):
That I'm letting you get near my butt. You're neddar
regions or whatever you said earlier. No way, bro.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Hey, Tony, this is actually Dubil from the Jubeil Show
doing a phone brank on you and your wife Jessica.
Say you up?
Speaker 7 (10:36):
Oh what you okay? This is creepy as.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
She said that you were going in for a routine
calledoscopy today and if you were nervous about it and
wanted to break you Yeah.
Speaker 7 (10:50):
Okay, okay, You'll be here when I get home, that's
for damn sure.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Hopefully, man, you.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Feel a little bit better about me bonking you today?
Wake up every morning with jubile Phone Franks Timea's what's trending.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
US Stranger Things fans are super jealous of France Stranger
things fans.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yeah, wow, in France that part, that.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Part, but they are getting something that we're not getting
and we're very mad about it. Why I gotta go
to France I vacation. I will tell you all about
it in just a second. First, though, let's talk about
Taylor slipped.
Speaker 10 (11:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
How many bachelorette parties do you think she's gonna have
leading up to this wedding? What do you mean you
used to get like one or I mean maybe you
quit two together? But he private ones and then ones
for the public. Exactly. Yeah, it actually that part. It
sounds like it's going to be more of a tour
with the same people because her bridesmaids include Selena Gromez
(11:50):
and Gid and so right now, allegedly there's three or
four girls trips planned. They're going to be hitting up
places like Nashville, Wait, New York.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
You put together a.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Tour Italy Girl and the Bahamas. No Vegas, no Vegas.
I don't think she's really a Vegas girl, you know
what I mean? Doing a basic bachelor show or something.
But that's like so fun. Most people only get to
one place. But like this girl said, nope, we're going
(12:24):
to multiple what you can when you're a millionaire exactly.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
I want to be a millionaire's allion.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
What I meant?
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Yeah, could you imagine she could have t shirts that
are like from each location sponsorships and you could sell them. Oh,
she could have the whole thing paid.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Yeah. I would also remember because Nick Jonas did that.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Do you guys remember the story from a long time
ago that Nick Jonas got his bachelor party paid because
he had sponsorships. It was like cigars and all this stuff. Yeah,
they were on a like a like a boat, like
a three. Yeah, but he had his bachelor party paid for.
Speaker 11 (12:57):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Man, smart man, yeah, smart, that's very smart.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Well, what is also smart is that France gets the goods.
So US fans are angry at France Stranger Things fans
because Burger King has a special menu that you can
only get in France. It's called the app side down.
So if you know anything about Stranger Things, the whole
thing is about the upside down, which is this other
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world where everything is taking place and has the scary stuff,
but if you go to the Burger King in France,
you get to get a black bun burger, a fiery
vecna sauce, something a surfer boy inspired sigh.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Oct the book cups.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I mean it sounds like cute and stuff, but are
you really that bad? I don't think I'm mad anymore
because us Stranger Things fans are that mad. Yeah, homie,
that's sauce. You can make your own vecmo sauce at home. Yeah,
make it spicy and call it vecna sauce.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
I don't know in America and nobody takes the time
to do those things. I'm surprised that actually goes Burger
King Burger King.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Also on the Stranger Things topic, this again is not
a spoiler but really cute because the first part of
season five dropped earlier last week. But the creators, Matt
and Ross Stuffer, they actually cast their real life drama
teacher in the new season. Yeah, she has a role.
She's playing a teacher. So again not a spoiler, but
it's really cute. They just loved her and she helped
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them with their confidence and stuff. So was that for
your birth control?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I'm just kidding. Wow, just went off? Did just go off?
Is it for your birth control? I think I don't
know why today thirty, but I think it is mean
and I turned the wrong one.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Anyway, It's cute. Look for her and stay safe. That's
what's trending.
Speaker 12 (14:46):
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Speaker 1 (14:53):
Jolson is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Tristan.
So in a minute, we're gonna call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him a second date. But first, justin how long
has it been since you heard from Tristan?
Speaker 9 (15:07):
Oh, it's been a minute. It's been like two weeks. Yeah,
it's been like two weeks. Like even leading up to
the date, we were going like the build up was
like once a day, like quick exchange, like oh, you know,
goofy thing happened on the way to work or whatever.
And then then it was like leading up to the date,
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it was like a couple times three times a day
at some point, and then and then it just completely drops.
So I feel like after the date, I was like, okay,
it'll be at least once a day, and then after
a couple of attempts.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Nothing out.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Yeah, that's a very obvious that's a very obvious ghost. Well,
why don't you tell us what happened on the date
or how it went.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
I mean, the whole date was great. I mean it
was really I mean, and she's amazing.
Speaker 9 (16:02):
Like we hit it off with like a meme off,
like we had a we had a group chat going,
and like she sent a meme and I sent to
meme and she kind of like privately texted me and
was like that was fantastic, And it was just like, okay,
it's on.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
It's on where you guys met, like a in a
group chat, you guys met, Yeah basically okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Twenty twenty five man, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
But you got that side text though. That's a good sign.
Speaker 9 (16:31):
That was huge, right. I was like, okay, I was
not expecting. It was pleasant surprise.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
And then so anyway we went we went out. She
was just really great.
Speaker 9 (16:40):
So we went to I don't know, I heard good
things about like a VR arcade and I was like,
I never tried it.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
I want to.
Speaker 9 (16:46):
This seems like the type of person that'd be down
to try something new with me.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
So I went for it and she was down.
Speaker 9 (16:53):
So we went to this VR arcade and it was awesome.
I don't I'm not a huge gamer, but I dabble
and it felt like she had the same vibes. So
we were just being nerdy together, kind of like a
different side of me that I got to let out
a little bit, and it was just super fun. It
was like it was like this race, you know, race
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to the finish, beat the clock kind of thing. So
they had like different scenarios of a like high like
you know, fun stressful situations.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
It was like a ball. We had to diffuse a bomb.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
We had to be right okay.
Speaker 9 (17:29):
Right, So it was like super fun and playful. And
then you know, we're doing doing that thing, and as
I'm recapping the whole day, I think this is probably
so we do it. We do it in the bomb thing,
and she's like, cut.
Speaker 13 (17:42):
The blue wire, cut the blue wire, cut the blue wire, right,
And then I don't know if it was half joking,
like sixty percent serious and forty percent joking, but I went,
I went, there's.
Speaker 11 (17:55):
No blue wire.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
This is how good it die?
Speaker 9 (18:00):
And I kind of just like went a little crazy,
and I felt like contact on one of my hands
and so like kind of hard contact, like I kind
of I threw my hands up when I was like
I gotta die or whatever, and I felt contact, and
I like peeked under my headset and I saw that
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I had I think, and I'm pretty sure I clobbered
her her arm, like her shoulder. Oh no, like just
kind of like splailed and my wap and I was like,
oh shoot. I didn't say shoot obviously, but like we
played it off, like we kind of laughed it off
after that, even though like there were people around and
like people were having different reactions.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
It was a little.
Speaker 9 (18:44):
Barrassing, but we laughed it off and played a cool
We had the spot had smoothies and so like we
just you know, we just chilled.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Out and had some smoothies.
Speaker 9 (18:52):
And then even after we you know, didn't diffuse the
bomb or whatever, we we still were able to.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Hang out for a little while. So yeah, I don't,
I don't.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
You know, we'll see if we can figure it out
for you. We'll play a song come back and then
call her and see if she'll tell us why she's
ghosting you and then maybe get you a second date. Okay, okay,
all right, did your first day follow up? Next? Right
in the middle of your first ad follow up if
you're just joining us, Justin is on the phone and
he's been getting ghosted by a woman named Tristan for
two weeks now, and we're about to call her and
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see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and
maybe get him a second date. But before we do that, Justin,
why don't you break down your situation for us again
real quick?
Speaker 11 (19:34):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (19:35):
Yeah, So metiscroll Tristan. We hit it off, super super
great connection. We went to a v R arcade and
we were, you know, problem solving with the virtual reality,
and we were trying to defuse a bomb. We were
both trying to defuse a bomb, and in diffusing the bomb,
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I made like a pretty big gesture and I accidentally
hit her pretty good in her shoulder and we laugh.
We laughed it off. We still had smoothies after the
bomb was not diffused. And so I'm confused as to
why I'm being ghosted because I'm looking at that situation
with the potential reason.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
But it seems like we resolved it.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
So yeah, oh well, let's see if you did resolve it.
Are you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 2 (20:19):
All right, yeah, let's do this.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Here we go. Hello, Hi, I man, I speak to Tristan. Please.
Speaker 11 (20:37):
This is the Sheep.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Hey, Tristan, how are you? This is a radio show.
It's called The Jubil Show. Hi, Tristan. I'mnina. Hi, I'm
Vic Shure. My name is Jubeil. What's up?
Speaker 11 (20:44):
Hey? Hey?
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Have you ever listened to this show before?
Speaker 11 (20:49):
I believe so.
Speaker 10 (20:51):
Great?
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Well, you can always listen to the podcast on the
Jebel Show dot com if you want calling you today,
because we do a segment on the show called the
First Day follow Up. And what that is is where
if you go out with somebody and you end up
ghosting them, they can email us to get you on
the phone and ask why you're ghosting them. And we
got an email about you from somebody. Do you know
who would email us?
Speaker 11 (21:13):
I may have an idea? Yeah, maybe, Okay, who do
you think it is? I don't want to name them
just in case, but I kind of feel like I
know maybe I don't know Jason.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Uh No, it is not Jason. Jason might be wondering
why you're ghosting, but he has not contacted us, but
Justin did, Oh, okay, do you mind telling us why
you're ghosting? Justin?
Speaker 11 (21:47):
Well, I got him because he stole of VR headset.
What Yeah, he just like stuffed it into his coat.
So like we went on a date and had be
our headset to use at this you know, gaming place,
and like he shoved it under his jacket.
Speaker 14 (22:08):
And then when we went first Smoothie, like all I
could notice was this weird puff sticking out of his jacket.
Speaker 11 (22:13):
And that's when I knew, Like who looks around with
the tech bulge? Like that's not cool, Like I just
don't date people who steel, Like it's a standard of mine.
Like that's just no. That was just absolutely like red
flag behavior.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
So you didn't call him out on it or anything
or ask him to try to confirm that it really
wasn't stolen VR headset.
Speaker 11 (22:36):
No, No, I didn't, because like I knew it was.
Speaker 15 (22:39):
I just I saw him stuff something in his jacket,
Like what else would it be, Like that's the only
thing we were using at the time, So like, yeah, no,
he definitely stole it.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Wow, So you don't want to go out with the
guy who steals things from places that you go to?
Is that what you're saying? Yeah, thank you for telling us.
I do have to let you know that Justin is
actually on the phone and wants to talk to you.
I don't know if he's currently wearing the VR headset,
but he is on the phone. Justin. Uh, yeah, did
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you jack a headset?
Speaker 6 (23:17):
No?
Speaker 5 (23:17):
What?
Speaker 9 (23:18):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (23:20):
I can't help but laugh.
Speaker 9 (23:21):
Because that's obviously I absolutely did not feel that I
wouldn't have stolen the headset. When I paid for the
whole two hour package, I went back, I took it
to the to the counter, you know, you check them in,
you check them out kind of thing, and that's what
they told me to do.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
So that's what I did. And maybe I, like, I
think I remember doing a little bit.
Speaker 9 (23:43):
Yeah, I did, like a little bit because we were
you know, I was just adding on to the bits
that I was, you know, we're just diffusing a bomb
and it felt like kind of sneaky. So I was
being kind of sneaky, like returning the set, being real
goofy and trying to play off hitting you in the arm.
I was trying to just like just totally you No
pun intended to fuse that situation. Uh, I did not
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steal the I did not steal the VR headset. The
VR headset was not a VR headset. It was it
was a it was a stuffed penguin. It was it
was a stuff penguin. So it's a giant stuff peng
So like the prize wall, like Tristan, you remember the
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prize wall and then and then you were like, yeah,
you kind of you kind of commented on how on
how cute the giant stuff penguin was. So when you
went to the bathroom and wash your hands, I kind
of snuff you know. I sneaked like I bought it
and like tried to sneak it.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
So I wanted to surprise you with it. And then, yeah.
Speaker 11 (24:47):
You didn't steal the VR headset. You weren't like smuggling
equipment out of there.
Speaker 16 (24:52):
You were leaving you no desire to upgrade my No,
I have no desire I had to upgrade my tech
in that way.
Speaker 9 (25:05):
It's just I'm yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
I was.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
It was a penguin, where so why didn't you give
it to her? Then?
Speaker 9 (25:10):
Justin I forgot I kind of just the smoothie was
went great, and then I just kind of forgot about it,
and then yeah, so where's the thing. I think I actually,
now that I realize, I think I left it at
the smoothie table.
Speaker 11 (25:26):
No, yeah, because I was.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
I was.
Speaker 9 (25:29):
I was like, I'll think it's the parking lot, but
then it went really well with the smoothies and all that,
and I kind of just forgot about I think I
just left that.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
That poor little guy there, Oh I can't.
Speaker 11 (25:39):
I yeah, you had just a loved to your thing.
I thought you were just completely like smuggling things out
or something.
Speaker 17 (25:46):
And then really, so no, no, I didn't, I know,
And I'm sorry. I'm no way, no no, And I'm
sorry again for accidentally hitting you in the shoulder. I
promise like I would love, I really would love to
take you out again, and I promise I will not
hit you.
Speaker 9 (26:06):
Accidentally or persu or anything.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Any kind of non.
Speaker 13 (26:11):
Consensual physical contact will not take place.
Speaker 9 (26:14):
And also I won't tend to smuggle anything at any
given moment.
Speaker 7 (26:19):
I'm feel like I'm.
Speaker 9 (26:20):
Digging myself in a hole at this point. I just
love to take you out.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Tristan. Would you like to go out with Justin again?
On another day? We'll pay for it.
Speaker 11 (26:28):
I mean, I mean honestly, like that's extremely darky and
just kind of adorable. But often I'm kind of like,
am I stupid?
Speaker 14 (26:37):
But yeah, no, yeah, I needed we could go.
Speaker 11 (26:42):
Back and find my penguin for me.
Speaker 9 (26:45):
But let's go back and find your penguin.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Well, congratulations, Justin you got another date.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
It is Tristan. Thank you so much for the second opportunity.
Speaker 9 (26:58):
Not gonna smuggle anything unless it's like an AX and
do a movie theater.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
The only thing I would consider smuggling.
Speaker 11 (27:08):
Okay, yes, and I won't judge you on that. Maybe
I'll app.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
I'll judge them. I'm curious. Bulges boy jubles first d
follow us.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Don't call me stupid, all right?
Speaker 3 (27:24):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
I've worn dresses with higher IQs.
Speaker 9 (27:29):
But you think you're an intellectual, don't you.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Ape It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game. You
versus Victoria. Your chance to take on our own Victoria
Ramirez in a game of trivia for a fifty dollars
Visa gift card. So call us up right now if
you want to play. Eight eight eight three four three
one o six one eight eight eight, three four three
one oh six one. You can also dm us at
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the Jubile Show or go to the jubilshow dot com
if you think you have what it takes to relegate
Victoria to a flickering specter of faded glory, forever trapped
in the haunted attic of educational failure, whispering outdated trivia
to a stack of unopened encyclopedias while frantically refreshing her
Wi Fi signal in hopes of reconnecting to the dignity
that she once had. Wow, bro, what was that hard
(28:17):
way of saying if you want to beat Victoria, I
need it?
Speaker 10 (28:19):
What it was?
Speaker 1 (28:21):
If you want to play? Replay like a poem? Right
after this? It's the Jubil Show.
Speaker 11 (28:24):
What am I some sort of a mentally challenged Aaron?
Speaker 1 (28:28):
No, not even I didn't say that. It was like,
why am I you even listening to you? To begin with?
Speaker 11 (28:35):
You're a virgin who can't try.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, you versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for a fifty dollars Visa gift card and
let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria? Leslie? What
a Bleslie? What's the How do you think you're going
to do today? I think we're going to do pretty good.
(28:59):
That's the attitude.
Speaker 18 (29:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Wait, what's the wei in the car?
Speaker 11 (29:01):
He got next Sunday?
Speaker 7 (29:03):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (29:04):
Hey, yeah, my son Kyle, he's driving.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Oh he's driving, so we know he's at least sixteen. Hey,
that actually sounds We don't know that for sure.
Speaker 11 (29:12):
Oh how old is he?
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Okay? Has nine? You know you drive?
Speaker 11 (29:20):
Well?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Mommy plays? All right, we're gonna send Victoria out of
the studio, and while she's leaving, here we go. Here's
how the game is played, Leslie. You have thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know one, Jesse pass and Victoria has to be you
outright to win? Okay, okay, all right, Leslie, Your time
starts now. What car manufacturer produces the Mustang sport?
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Which fruit contains more vitamin C than an orange?
Speaker 5 (29:50):
On?
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Apple? Romeo and Juliet was written by? Which play right?
Speaker 14 (29:55):
Thanks year?
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Which animal is known as the king of the jungle? Oh,
the lions? What is the first book in the Harry
Potter series.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Uh, what's illegal to own as a pet in Switzerland
unless you have at least two of them?
Speaker 7 (30:16):
Of monkey?
Speaker 1 (30:17):
All right, god I didn't. We'll bring Victoria back into
the studio and while she's getting settled and putting on
her headphones and stuff, Leslie, here's a question for you.
What is the worst holiday gift you've ever received?
Speaker 14 (30:30):
I would say receiving nothing.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Victoria, what's the worst holiday gift you've ever received? I
don't know. I feel like I've usually get pretty good gifts.
Is it not good? I feel bad calling them bad?
So yeah, that wasn't an answer. Where are we going?
Speaker 19 (30:53):
Yeap?
Speaker 1 (30:54):
What have I gotten? What have I gotten?
Speaker 5 (30:56):
Work?
Speaker 1 (31:01):
And you do get that a lot? Actually, yeah, it's
like a merry Christmas. You get to work. Yeah, and
I'm like, oh I love it. Here we go thirty
seconds hands there as many questions as possible. If you
don't know one, just say pass and you have to
beat Leslie outright to win, and Leslie, you can tell
Victoria when to go.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
So what car manufacturer produces the mustang? Uh uh uh bourd?
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Which fruit contains more vitamin C than an orange? Or
dang it a lemon?
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Romeo and Juliet was written by which playwright Shakespeare? Which
animal is known as the King of the Jungle?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Oh oh, a lion?
Speaker 3 (31:41):
What is the first book in the Harry Potters series
called Soda shown? What's illegal to own as a pat
in Switzerland unless you have at least two of them?
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Uh? Donna say a lizard?
Speaker 9 (31:53):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Oh no, I know this, I know this. What are
they called? What are they called? The flying squirrels?
Speaker 4 (31:58):
They get really lonely if they're it's only one of them, okay,
and they will like like they will jump to their
death because like it's really lonely. Yeah, my cousin had
one and it.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Was very common explaining this like that is definitely it has.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
To be it because it's so sad. They should make it. Well,
let's go to the scoreboard and see how you guys
did with our scoreboard. Our producer Freeze, I have it.
What was your name?
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Beginn I'm so sorry? And Leslie I have the score though.
Leslie you got three corrects. Victoria also got three carracs si,
and that.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Means Leslie you win. Congratulations, you'd be Victoria, you got
a fifty dollars card. And let's find out if it
is flying squirrels that jump in their death if they
don't have a partner. It's so sad I didn't get
the answers.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Now with Nina, Mustang is produced by Ford Kiwi is
actually the fruit that contains more vitamin C than an orange?
What William Shakespeare did write Romeo and Juliet the Lion
is the king of the Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Now with the first book in the series, so the
sores are stone. They just changed the movie title. Dang it.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
But so anyways, and then it's illegal to own guinea
pigs because guinea pigs because they get to grow lonely,
they don't they need a friend.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
So sugar gliders and they're lowki cooler, they fly, they
have little wings.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
I guess me And who knew guinea pigs and sugar
gliders have the same problem. I wonder if you could
have one of those and a guinea pig, would they
still be homies.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
I don't know they're gonna be homies. So the sugarlaer
would be flying everywhere. Would be kind of cool if
a sugar glider was carrying the guinea pig while I
was flying. Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
Instead of having Sugar Daddy, you have a sugar Glider.
Anita Leslie, thank you for playing Uiverse Victorian at the
same time every single weekday morning. Remember if you want
to play, just d ms at the Jubil Show or
go to the Jubilshow dot com and you can always
listen to the Jubile Show podcast wherever you get your podcast.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show.
Amy is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she thinks that her boyfriend of four years
named Garrett might be messing around. So we'll see if
we can help her out. But before we do that,
Amy tell us what's going on. Why do you think
Garrett might be cheating?
Speaker 11 (34:19):
Hey? Yeah, thanks for having me. Yeah.
Speaker 20 (34:23):
So, I'm just gonna for us. First off, start by
saying that our relationship has kind of been on and
off for the whole like four years together. He hasn't
done anything that like is a red flagg Er anything,
but the commitment level has been pretty low throughout the
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whole four years. I would say towards the beginning of
our relationship, it was when we would take breaks, there'd
be some situationships.
Speaker 11 (34:55):
And then you know the last like we moved in
to together like a little over a year ago.
Speaker 20 (35:04):
So I think once that started happening, our on and
off just turned into us like when we would get
into an argument, like we would just need space from
one another. But I would say, it's it's been on
and off for four years.
Speaker 11 (35:22):
But yeah, and.
Speaker 20 (35:24):
I think there's just been some things recently that started
to make me think, like, oh, I think.
Speaker 11 (35:31):
He's cheating on me.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Oh, you guys are on right now.
Speaker 11 (35:36):
We are on and on. Yes, Yeah. So Garrett is
a gamer, loves playing video games.
Speaker 20 (35:47):
He plays on Twitch and it's it's fine, Like it's
not my favorite thing because he does it super late
at night, and so I end up going to bed
by myself most nights and he's like screaming and like
cussing at the TV and it's so.
Speaker 11 (36:07):
Loud and whatever. That's what ended happening. And there was one.
Speaker 20 (36:12):
Night not that long ago that I had to get
up and go to the bathroom and when I went
out of the room, I could hear he was still
on Twitch or like playing the video games, but he
wasn't screaming at it.
Speaker 11 (36:28):
So I was like, what's he doing? And I could
hear him talking.
Speaker 20 (36:32):
At a lower voice, and it felt like a pretty
intimate conversation. There wasn't anything that was like dirty that
was said, but I know for a fact I heard
him say finally meeting.
Speaker 11 (36:50):
I heard those words, okay.
Speaker 20 (36:52):
And I just it just like rang a bell in
my ear, like finally meeting?
Speaker 11 (36:57):
Who are you finally meeting with?
Speaker 20 (37:00):
This is different than what I've heard you before playing
video games? So anyways, I didn't really know what to do,
so I just went back to bed, and I didn't
really know what to say.
Speaker 11 (37:13):
So I haven't said anything.
Speaker 20 (37:15):
But if I'm being honest, like I've put up with
a lot of over the years.
Speaker 11 (37:20):
And if he is cheating on me, like I'm done,
it's over.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Yeah, especially you guys have been on and off and
stuff like that. Yeah that's too much for your nervous system.
Speaker 11 (37:30):
Yeah yeah, yes, Okay, Well.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
You already told us what grocery store he's a rewards
card member at, so so we'll play a song come Back,
and then call him and pretend to be from the
grocery store and say that. Every single month, we choose
one lucky Rewards member who gets a free gift from
us and his flowers delivered from our Flaoral department, and
we'll see if he sends those to you or to
somebody else. Okay, okay, that sounds good. All right, we'll
get you to Catch a Cheater right after this if
(37:55):
you're just joining us for Today's to Catch a Cheater.
Amy is on the phone and she thinks that her
boy friend of four years NAMEE Garrett, might be cheating.
So we're about to call him and pretend to be
from the grocery store that he's an awards member at
and say that he's this month's lucky winner of free
flowers delivered from our Florida department, and we'll see if
he sends those to Amy or to somebody else. But
before we do that, Amy, why don't you break down
(38:16):
why do you think he's cheating again?
Speaker 3 (38:18):
For us?
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Real quick?
Speaker 20 (38:19):
Yeah, I think he's cheating because I heard him playing
video games and potentially talking to someone in a semi
intimate way, and I just want to know is he
cheating on me? Or am I just going crazy?
Speaker 3 (38:39):
And you guys have the history of the one and
off to you, so that's not helping.
Speaker 11 (38:43):
No, It doesn't help with that.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 11 (38:47):
Yes? I am ready.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Okay, here we go. Hello. Hey, this is horrible calling
from I was looking for our Rewards Card member named Garrett.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
This is soon.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Hi Garrett, how are you? Please? Don't hang up. This
is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with
a big congratulations. We're all curing for you here. You're
this month's big winner. Thank you so much for shopping
with us.
Speaker 8 (39:19):
What did I win?
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Oh? Well, maybe you don't know. Every single month, one
of our Rewards Card members wins a free gift from
US and its flowers delivered from our floor apartment to
anybody that you want with in the fifty United States.
You've just won thirty six long sim red roses, a
box of candy or chocolate, and a card to be
delivered to anybody that you want, absolutely free. It's a
three hundred and sixteen dollars value.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Wow, that's that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
All right, Well, all I would need for you would
be the first and the last name of the person
you'd like to send them to, and then we'll get
anything you want to put on a card if you
want that, and the address and will be good to go.
And like I said, you have confirmations before we're off
the phone.
Speaker 8 (39:54):
Okay, can you send it to Amelia?
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Okay? And do you want to put anything on a
card to Amelia?
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (40:05):
How about I can't wait to finally meet already feel
like I've met my soulmate.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
Can't wait to finally meet I already feel like I
met my soulmate. Thank you very much for that information, Garrett.
Now I will give you some information. This is not
the grocery store. It's actually a radio show. It's called
The Jewel Show.
Speaker 15 (40:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
Hi, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victorian, and my name is Jewbell.
And we do a segment on the show called to
Catch a Cheater where if you think your significant other
might be messing around, you see who they send flowers too.
And your girlfriend of four years, Amy is on the phone.
Speaker 11 (40:38):
Wait a minute, hold on, what are you talking about?
To catch your cheater?
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Yes, if you think your significant other is cheating on you,
you can see who they send flowers too.
Speaker 11 (40:48):
So you lied to me, yes, Garrett, Like, what's going on?
You think I'm cheating? Well, clearly you are if you're
sending it to Amelia and not Amy am saying that
you think you've found your soulmate. I can see how
(41:11):
you would think that, but I haven't even.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Yeah, Garrett, yeah you think what?
Speaker 11 (41:19):
Oh my gosh, Garrett, who is this person?
Speaker 18 (41:22):
Like?
Speaker 11 (41:23):
How did you meet? How long have you been together? Like,
I'm what is going on?
Speaker 8 (41:28):
First of all, listen, I understand why you're upset, but
I am not cheating on you. I just met this
woman online when I was twitch streaming.
Speaker 11 (41:39):
We clicked, and I don't know.
Speaker 8 (41:43):
I just I think she might be my soulmate. And
I'm sorry. I wanted to tell you. I planned on
telling you tomorrow about it, and I am sorry that
you found out like this. But you know, we haven't
been getting along very much either.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
That's really an excuse to just start peace and out
before a conversation.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
And then what if you weren't so mad with Amelia?
What have you just been quiet and stayed with Amy?
Speaker 8 (42:06):
Well, I don't know because I am not in that reality.
Speaker 21 (42:10):
Oh my god, listen, I am sorry you being upset
about this, but again, I really didn't mean for this
to happen this way.
Speaker 8 (42:21):
I really did plan on telling you tomorrow, and it's
super messed up.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
That we had to do it like this.
Speaker 20 (42:30):
Yeah, you think I'm upset, Like, of course I'm upset.
You've been cheating on me for the past couple of months.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
I've been well, you've been fortniting with someone else, so
you shouldn't be fortniting with No, you should be fortniting
at home.
Speaker 19 (42:50):
Amy doesn't like the fortnite Okay, well good, I'm I'm
glad you found someone tonight with you while I'm just
laying in bed like being in a relationships so absurd.
Speaker 11 (43:09):
I cannot believe this is happening.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
This is crazy.
Speaker 11 (43:13):
That's what I get for dating and oversize the twelve
year old.
Speaker 8 (43:19):
There are a lot of people my age who play Fordnight,
and Amelia is an oversized twelve year old two.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
I guess that.
Speaker 8 (43:27):
Didn't come out right right. We go along, we have
a lot in common, and we just don't And I'm sorry,
and I deserve this, and I understand why you're upset.
I mean, is it a crime to have someone to
fortnite with?
Speaker 11 (43:46):
I mean, you know what, You're right, you have been
asking me to fortnite with you, But you know what,
I've been wanting someone.
Speaker 9 (43:56):
To me.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Whoa you deserve that girl, Thank you.
Speaker 19 (44:07):
Now.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
The Jewel Show cat a cheater. You ever do something
in the moment that seems fine and then spend the
next few weeks wondering if you made a huge mistake.
It's a Jewel Show. Well over the Thanksgiving holiday, one
person on this show did something that they now regret
and need your help figuring out if what they did
was okay. Who is it and who do they make
out with? You'll find out right after this. It's the
(44:32):
Jewel Show. Can you relate to this? It's the Jewel Show.
It's Thanksgiving break and you and your family are gathered
together and you think everybody is paying attention to their
conversations or the football game or whatever. So you decide
to finally start making out with the turkey like you've
always wanted. It's just sitting there in the middle of
the table, and then things are going great. You're getting
(44:55):
hot and heavy with the bird and everything. He's wonderful,
just like you dreamed a turkey makeout would be. And
then you turn around and realize the entire family has
stopped what they're doing and they're all just staring blankly
at you. And then you snap at them and scream
at them for all judging you, and they all wish
they had a love like you in the turkeys before
jamming your hand in the turkey and storming out of
the door with your golden brown lover around your fist.
(45:17):
WHOA really got it? That's only to have to send
a mass apology text to the family the next day
and asking if you can be invited next year? Happens
to all of us. Well, someone on this show experienced
a similar situation over the Thanksgiving holiday, and now they
can't tell if they made a mistake or not. Who
is it? We'll tell you in just a second, But
don't forget. You can always stream the show on the
(45:40):
iHeartRadio app or wherever you stream just check it out,
or you can check out our podcast wherever you get
your podcasts, or the jubilshow dot com. But who had
an awkward makeout over Thanksgiving? And now they're wondering if
they made a mistake, it'd be none other than our
own Nina. It was just to be here, So what happened?
Speaker 9 (46:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (46:02):
I'm feeling awful.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
Actually, I feel like like there's this pit in my
stomach that's been there since like for a couple of days.
So there's something going on with somebody that I've known
basically my whole life. Okay, so him and I have
been friends for a very long time and his marriage
didn't work out. Things are starting to go in another direction,
and he has children. But this is the same guy
(46:26):
he went on a trip with.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
Yeah, and we all look. He made bets to see
if Nina was gonna with him on a trip a
little while ago with a guy that she's been friends
with forever, and she was like, nothing is gonna happen,
no way, We're just friends. So it sounds like something
mighty were one money. All I know is somebody won
(46:47):
money waiting for the romance of Thanksgiving and takeovers.
Speaker 3 (46:52):
It's that friend. But they're technicalities. Okay, So he lives
in another city and he does have children. Now I
have data people with kids before, and the way that
it goes is you just you know, you don't meet
them right away. Things take time, and honestly, being a
single person who's never been married and doesn't have kids,
while I'm around them a lot, I'm not around them
a lot in these types of settings, so I'm not
(47:13):
always thinking about a child. Yeah, right, so we had
to get together like a little reunion. It was my
best friend and I and her family and her kids,
and then he came over with his kids, and then
there's and everybody or whatever. And I didn't start off weird,
(47:36):
like I was really excited to meet these meet his children, right, Like,
these are little nuggets from a friend that I've known forever.
Speaker 1 (47:41):
So I love that quote unquote friends meeting them as
his friends, as his friend. I mean, we've been friends
for over thirty years. That is a very long time.
Speaker 3 (47:51):
You haven't met his kids. Well, no, because he lives
in a different city. So that happened, and you know,
the beginning of night, it's going really good, and then
you know, some drinks are flowing, the kids are busy
playing together, and everything's fine, and so like we kind
of steal a kiss and in the middle of a room.
I mean it was like in a quarterer by a
(48:11):
pool table in a room. Yeah, so you're.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Just friends though, right, Yeah, that's making sense. No, but
this is this is why I feel terrible. Right, So
we steal a kiss.
Speaker 3 (48:21):
I'm not thinking anything of it at that moment, but
his son comes up to him and pulls him aside
and he comes back to me and he's like, my
son just asked me why I was kissing my friend
of thirty years.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
So the kids saw you kiss it.
Speaker 3 (48:38):
So he saw us kiss and I was like, oh
my gosh, I feel like weird about this, and my
friend was we'll just call him Bob. Bob's like it's fine,
like don't worry about it, like he's okay, you know,
like he understands, and I'm like, okay, okay, cool cool.
So then somehow we end up in a corner now
and he didn't love the birds times now now, but
(48:59):
we're not in the room, the main room anymore because
I'm trying to be conscious of the children, right, And
it's just days after it happened. They we didn't do
that much, like it wasn't anything crazy, but we were
flirty around each other, like everybody was playful. So then
I tried to spread the love and I was like
sitting on my friend's lab, not that friend, my bet.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
I just started making out with everybody in the room.
I'm sorry about that. I'm a lover, you know, like
PDA is my thing.
Speaker 3 (49:24):
I was just kind of like on my my girlfriend,
just like hi, you know, everything was.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
Just having fun.
Speaker 3 (49:31):
But ever since then, like everything ended fine, everything was great,
they went, they went back home, flew away to their city,
and you know, him and I are whatever. But I
just have been feeling like this is where I'm stuck
because I don't have kids, but I feel like I'm
supposed to know better, you know, like it's not my child,
but it is a child that I, you know, care about,
(49:53):
just because it's my friend's.
Speaker 1 (49:54):
So bad for making out with your friend in front
of his kids name, Yes.
Speaker 4 (49:57):
I will say, as a child of divorce parents, that
would kind of bother me. But that's like you said,
you don't have kids, Like how it would bother you
about it?
Speaker 1 (50:08):
Victoria, Well, especially.
Speaker 4 (50:09):
If the other parent doesn't like depends how long they've
been divorced and stuff like that, but especially with dads.
Speaker 3 (50:16):
And I don't know if he has a a daughter
or son. He has both a daughter and son. Well,
because I'm not sure about the daughter. I was dancing
with her earlier. Everything was fine. I think she, I
think her and I are cool, but his son definitely saw.
Speaker 4 (50:27):
I mean, the kids, depending on how old they are,
they could be a little territorial of their dad, like, Hey,
that's my dad, what are you trying to do, like
trying to come in here and like mess things up?
But also kids like, at least for me, I internalized
things more from what I saw versus from what my
parents told me. So they could tell me one thing,
but if I saw something else, I would take what
(50:47):
I saw way more to heart and it would hurt
me a lot more. Yeah, So that's the only thing
where I could say the kids maybe seeing that being like,
who's this friend coming in here?
Speaker 3 (50:56):
Mainly out with my dad like and then Loki hate
you exactly. But that's what's going through my mind, right. Nah,
I wasn't thinking in the moment that's my bad. But
as the adult not drunk any and I'm a very
together person. I just have moments and and ash.
Speaker 1 (51:10):
Is a fact.
Speaker 3 (51:10):
I'm like, oh, shoot, like I think that we can't
do that. I can't do that. I mean, I've never
done that before. But cetally your I feel like it's
more on him to be more noticing of that stuff
than you because you don't have kids, Like, how.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
Are you supposed to know?
Speaker 3 (51:22):
Well, I mean, in his defense, he didn't plan that.
That wasn't something that we thought was gonna happen, like
ended up in a corner. It just happened and like
and it wasn't bad.
Speaker 1 (51:31):
It was just like a little you know, I now
feel like it was not just a little. We went
way in the corner the pool table for a quick
yes text in F one calls up eighted eight three
four three one o six one. Is it a mistake
for Nina to make out with her friend in front
of the kids when the kids had no idea that
they were a thing?
Speaker 3 (51:50):
When you put it like that, it's obviously a terrible thing.
So anything constructive, though, would be helpful. Ill who's this?
Oh my Mike, do you have some it on this situation?
Speaker 1 (52:01):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (52:01):
Absolutely, listen Hey Nina, Yeah, I feel bad.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
I was a single dad who.
Speaker 5 (52:08):
Had to marrid my way through the whole dating scene
with a kid who was old enough to be able
to understand what was going on the elementary school age.
Speaker 2 (52:15):
Yeah, it's on the dad to explain the kid.
Speaker 5 (52:18):
Yeah, Like, it's on him to explain to the kid like, Hey,
you know, I'm maybe moving into a different direction with
this person. You know, maybe they will become more important
in our lives and explain it to the kids that way.
Speaker 7 (52:32):
I mean, I ended up like my my.
Speaker 2 (52:35):
Oldest was in our wedding after it happened. So dude,
like I want.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
Him to explain. Yeah, so he's got to go down
and be like, hey, I know, the.
Speaker 5 (52:43):
Kid down and be like, hey, this is the situation.
Speaker 2 (52:47):
Especially, I mean, how old is the oldest the kid?
Speaker 3 (52:49):
The son you said, he's eleven, so he definitely knows
what like, Yeah, so.
Speaker 10 (52:56):
Es be a lady and dad does have needs to
go run along now and play like that.
Speaker 1 (53:10):
That's not trending. There's an insane pizza order that's trending.
Speaker 3 (53:17):
It's gone absolutely viral and it's an order that a
guy put in for his pregnant wife.
Speaker 1 (53:21):
And honestly, it is the cutest thing ever. It's scary.
May people ask her crazy, crazy but wild thing, Yes,
but it is. This is so cute.
Speaker 3 (53:32):
Again, they're calling it insane, but I'll tell you what
the insanity is in just a second. But first you
may feel that this is insane as well. But Megan
Traynor decided to make a really huge life change based
off of what a psychic said to her husband. So
we're learning actually as we go through trendings that celebrities
really rely on psychics for a lot of their life choices.
Speaker 1 (53:52):
What a luxury? Do we not? What I mean luxury? Like,
we don't rely on anything else besides psychic.
Speaker 3 (53:59):
Well, the psychic told her husband that she was crashing
out and that she was using caffeine like in a
bad way, like as like some kind of drug, which
it is technically, So she stopped drinking coffee altogether because
the psychic said she was crashing out.
Speaker 1 (54:13):
So she's like, okay, I guess she doesn't believe it. Yeah,
so Kim Kardashian didn't she failed the bar, So like.
Speaker 2 (54:21):
That why she failed the bar?
Speaker 1 (54:23):
Amen? No, that's not why she failed the bar.
Speaker 3 (54:25):
She asked the psychic if she was going to so
she didn't study as hard because the psychic made it
sound like she was going to pass.
Speaker 1 (54:32):
So she probably all stop drinking coffee though, Well, don't
do that. Did you see that Kim Kardashian has low
brain activity?
Speaker 5 (54:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (54:38):
What?
Speaker 1 (54:38):
Yeah, it was really interesting. Wait what do you mean?
Speaker 12 (54:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (54:41):
I wasn't too surprised, but yeah, actually I wanted that
this was the Kardashian. She wouldn't get a brain scan
and they said she had low brain activity in her
frontal lobe.
Speaker 3 (54:48):
But the reason why that's so interesting, though, is because
if you think about it, she's running a business, she's
a mother of four, she's got an ex husband. That's
not easy to deal with, like why her brain is active.
But the craziest part about about that, as the doctor
said there were holes in the inactivity, and where the
holes existed was how she was able to handle her
stress levels, which actually probably saved her from going through
(55:09):
all the stuff that she goes through.
Speaker 1 (55:10):
So technically not having the rain activity save sure it
goes all manufactured. Because she didn't pass the bar. They
wrote it into the script. They're like, I know, we'll do.
We'll say you have low brain activities and in holding
it so it's scary.
Speaker 4 (55:24):
So there's holes in your brain gets we were worried
about you. But also why would you put that on
your TV show?
Speaker 3 (55:30):
She has an aneurysm also that we found out about
because of the TV show. That's been there for a while,
and she blames her divorce, I guess for the stress
of giving her an aneurism, but it's been there for years.
But if you had low brain activity, like why would
you put that like you were going to say things.
Ah girl, But even if you were to say things,
imagine what she can accomplish with low brain activity.
Speaker 1 (55:51):
What's your also, that's exactly That's a very good point,
you know, like some who cares.
Speaker 3 (55:57):
If you have high brain activity and you got nothing
going on, you really better ask yourself a question. Kim
Kardashian has low brain activity and she's a billion Yeah, damn, I.
Speaker 1 (56:04):
Not gonna lie. That kind of hit really hard. Latest
things you're saying is if you have high brain activity
and you haven't felt like you're going nowhere, find where
rage is, and here you go.
Speaker 3 (56:15):
You know what, the blueprint has been made. It's your
fault if you don't do that. This is the cutest
thing ever though, the insane pizza order. So this guy
ordered a pizza. It's triple pepperoni, extra cheese, banana peppers,
light halopenos, half chicken, half mushrooms, half caramelized onions, half olives,
(56:36):
and light sauce. But the cute part is the note
he said, Yes, I know this looks insane and you're
probably like, who is this dude? I have a very
pregnant wife. I'm done questioning what she wants. I'm scared
of her, and honestly you should be too. Thank you
and God's speed. This thing has just gone so viral,
and I just think it's the cutest thing. It's like
a love letter to his wife. I'm gonna get you
the triple pepperoni baby that along with ten other things.
Speaker 1 (57:00):
The pizza. Might as well put a salad together and
put she didn't want a salad. She wanted a pizza.
You wanted the pizza. You know, I love it. That's sweet.
That is what's trending. Jebles dirty little Secret. Hello, Hello,
you have a dirty little secret? I do.
Speaker 12 (57:17):
Okay, So when I was six or seven, I sort
of kind of accidentally ruined my parents' marriage.
Speaker 1 (57:29):
I think, yeah, that are you sure that's your fault?
Speaker 11 (57:34):
I did.
Speaker 14 (57:36):
I mean, normally we say like, it's not the child's fault,
but in this case, well, okay, figure's what happened.
Speaker 18 (57:43):
I was like in the backseat of my parents' flight
station wagon, and I was playing with my toys, which
I do, and I think I had like Barbie and
like all these other toys, and I basically found this.
Speaker 12 (57:58):
Unused condo whoa in the backseat.
Speaker 11 (58:02):
I didn't know that's what it was.
Speaker 14 (58:03):
I was like, oh, is this like a canoe for
my barbie? Like I didn't know what I was even looking,
but I'm playing with this thing. And then at a
certain point I was like, okay, I'm done playing. And
I had like other like rappers and just like you know,
from my snacks, and so I grabbed this.
Speaker 11 (58:19):
Bosom and my snack wrappers.
Speaker 14 (58:22):
And I put them in the garbage can inside, right,
and I'm just like, you know, just have to pick
up after yourself.
Speaker 11 (58:28):
And I'm done playing. So you know, I'm six years
old whatever, So I put it in the trash. I
don't think about it.
Speaker 14 (58:33):
And then you know, later that week it's trash day
and my dad like, I'm just taking out the trash,
so he's, you know, taking it outside to the curb,
and he sees this condum. And anyway, I wasn't aware
at the time of like him discovering it and what
(58:53):
that meant for him or my parents. All I know
is that, you know, when I was fourteen or fifteen,
I I basically realized that it was my putting my
toy trash in the garbage and my dad discovering this
condom that like broke up my parents' marriage because my
mom was I'm an affair with somebody else, And so
(59:17):
I do feel loud about this, and but at the
same time, yes, it's a dirty little secret, but obviously
they weren't meant to be together.
Speaker 1 (59:28):
That's not your fault. Don't carry that weight working out
in therapy. That's your mom's fault.
Speaker 11 (59:33):
Okay, okay, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Yeah,
I do feel a little lighter. I feel a little lighter.
Speaker 1 (59:43):
Oh, thank you that what's your dirty little secret.
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