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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Have you ever been through a breakup? It's a double show.
If so, how did you handle it? Did you understand
that for them, they just don't see a future with you,
And that's okay. Your person is out there somewhere and
you'll find them eventually. Or was it twenty years ago
and you're still stalking them on social media and posting
their nudes in every community center lobby and it's three
hundred dollar radio. Oh well, if the second part is you,
(00:20):
you'll appreciate this. One woman is making headlines for her little,
well big meltdown after a breakup, and what did she do?
We'll tell you in a second. Also, have you ever
had a complete meltdown after a breakup? Tell us what
you did? Four one O six one calls eighty eight
three four sixteen and we'll.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Go right next.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Have you ever had a meltdown after a breakup? It's
the Doewble Show. Maybe you did, But does yours make
national headlines? Like one woman who's making news today for
something that she did after a breakup. Will tell you
what that is in just a second. But don't forget
you can always stream the show wherever you stream things,
make sure you do that it's the best thing you
can do for your Life's true. Yeah, yeah, monovational speaker
(01:00):
will tell you that. Yeah, give you and also go
check out the podcast at the jubilshow dot com or
wherever you get your podcast, just type in the Jubil Show.
But anyway, what did this woman do after a breakup
that caused national headlines? Also text in four one oh
six one calls up eight eight eight three four to
three one oh six one. What's the most completely unhinged
thing you've done after a breakup? But this is out
(01:20):
of Omaha, Nebraska, a woman sparked a full blown a
civic emergency after dragging a sixty foot inflatable balloon that
she had made that looked exactly like her ex boyfriend
into the downtown and projecting a breakup message onto it
at city hall. Passers by say they first noticed something
(01:41):
strange when a giant, slowly bobbling balloon wearing a baseball
cap drifted into the skyline. It looked like the world's
most emotionally charged Thanksgiving Day parade float. Somebody said, oh wow,
the effort man, But the messages that were projected on
the balloon said they like this man.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Said he needed.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Space enjoy it, sending him to return to Cind her
defective boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
She's created life. He's pretty harmless to be honest.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yeah, but it didn't make news because the entire town
was to look at this huge balloon of this guy
with all the breakup things posted on it.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Good for her.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Because of that, there's a trend online of people sharing
the most unhinged things that they've done after a breakup.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Goog over some of those.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Two also text in four one oh six' one what's
the craziest thing you've done after a breakup? Or had
someone do? Somebody said they took all of his spoons
and one leg of the couch.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yes, after a breakup.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I wish I was smarter man, and I just was
not smart, Like the people that take all the right
shoes so they only have left shoes left.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Like that to me is so genius.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I mean breaking into their house and like ruining their
like shift because they were on the radio. That's not
helpful or productive, you know, I'm glad you know that now.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Somebody else said that for three months straight, at every
night at three am, they would set off fireworks right
outside of his house.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Oh, Wow, three months.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Amazing the dedication that these people have for revenge.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
An Yeah, it's kind of like impressive.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
We're talking about the most unhinged things people have done
after a breakup. Text in four one o six one,
what's the most unhinged thing you've done? Because one woman
took a sixty foot inflatable balloon that looked exactly like
her ex boyfriend and put it at a city hall
in Oh, say people are talking about that. Here's some
more things that people have said they've done. We got
a text message in at four one o six one
(03:40):
that says, I took the queen size mattress he gifted me,
spray painted a message on it and left it on
his front lawn for all the neighbors to see.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Oh, public shame is worse, you see.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
I've never been broken up with or been the person
to break up with someone else, but I have always
thought to myself, like I see my friends go through
breakups and they look like they really suck.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
And they really hurt me.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
I can't I can't relate, but I try to give,
like the farthest thing I will do if I ever
that I ever had to me, the farthest I can
get is like throw water balloon at his house.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I don't get very far with it. That's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
But you think about the farthest you would go and
then multiply that times ten. Oh, because those types of
charged feelings make you do things that you never thought
you would ever do.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
You're really doing it, going what am I doing right now? Yeah?
I hear stories from Nina and I'm like, Wow, you
can go further. You can take it one more stack.
You can always go further.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
You don't mean to, but I mean, it's the story
I've told all the time. It's like I gifted my
ex boyfriend a TV and then he cheated on me
and we broke up, and I was really upset about it.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
So I got to be begun and I shot it.
I just like up the street from the street. Yeah,
it was a drive by sea. Well actually it was
on a Slamton hill.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I had to position myself on the hill, yeah, because
he was on the second floor.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I mean it was wild.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I do picture you have like a sniper at all,
playing on the ground, just like holding your breath like
they do in the movies.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Es.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I got it in because you would always leave the
sliding glass door open even when it was cold outside,
and I just got boom.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
That's impressive. Great shot. Thank you the dedication you took.
He can't have it anymore. It's kind of terrifying though, too,
because it means that you know how to shoot. Yeah
from a distance. Yeahs make sure you're standing is a
good side. Yeah, I'm too tired. Now it's another jewbile
phone frame.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Hi, this is Pee Deekins calling from Peloton and I
was looking for Maddie who purchased one of our cross
training series benies.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
Yeah, this is her.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
How can I help you?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Hi, Well, we're just calling to check in with you.
The bike should be there any day, and I hope
you're I did about it.
Speaker 7 (06:02):
Yeah, it's a Christmas present from my husband asking me
for this for years, so I only decided to get
them one.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Well, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
And it's just a courtesy call to check in with you,
letting you know that the envelope should be there any
day and also if you're ever interested in a full size.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Let us know.
Speaker 8 (06:22):
What.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (06:24):
Envelope.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yes, it should be there in the next few days.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
Come into Manila, envelope, what do you mean, what do
you mean it's going to come in an envelope? I
ordered a two thousand dollars bike.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
Envelope.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yes, the version that you ordered, though, just does it
comes in an envelope and it'll be delivered to your doorseet.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
They may ask for a signature.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
But what do you.
Speaker 9 (06:50):
Mean it comes in an envelope?
Speaker 7 (06:51):
It's a workout bike.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Well, well, we just you know, for the version that
you bought, we just didn't think a ton of packaging
was necessary. But like I said, if you're ever interested
in a full sized version, just let me know and
we can work it out.
Speaker 7 (07:02):
Wait a second, Wait a second, Hold on a second,
it's just ridiculous.
Speaker 10 (07:07):
Are you telling me that you or I purchased a
two thousand dollars picture of despite you're going to send
to me in an envelope?
Speaker 7 (07:18):
Is that what you're telling me right now?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Well, the version that you purchased from us was our
Peloton Cross Training Mini, So you should have seen the
fine print there that it's the actual size on the
website that it is, but it's not a photo of it.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
But it should be delivered.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
But I would love to talk to you about getting
an actual full size version if you're interested.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I don't.
Speaker 7 (07:43):
You all got to be joking me right now? Whoever
is in charge of your marketing stuffs, they deserve to
be fired, dear Christmas raise and you should put full size?
Why is many even an option on the website?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Oh, during the holidays a lot of people buy them
for their else on the shelves and things like that.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
Well else on the shelf. An listen, Okay, what guy
is a two thousand dollars mini bikes for an elf
on the shelf?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Who is doing that?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Well, we pretty much have sold out of them. I
mean our customers tend to be very high end. I
think they can afford it.
Speaker 7 (08:19):
Okay, well that's fine. Who's your manager? Who's your manager?
Speaker 5 (08:22):
On the phone?
Speaker 6 (08:23):
Please, because I'm about to curse them out too.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
All right, I'm so all right please holp me.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
Ya?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Hello is DONK. How can I your fitness needs?
Speaker 6 (08:36):
Okay?
Speaker 11 (08:37):
Uh yeah, hi, I this is this is okay, I
don't know.
Speaker 10 (08:42):
I just booked to one of your associates and they're
telling me that I just spent two thousand dollars on
a mini bike almost Christmas.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Okay, those are awesome, like we just thought it was
a great idea this year to like put some little
mini bikes up there on people. They've been flying off
the shelves, you know what I mean. And so that
is also has it arrived yet? And do you love it?
Or you know, like how much.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Do you love it?
Speaker 9 (09:06):
I'll tell you how much I love it?
Speaker 6 (09:08):
Want to shove it up?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
What are you at?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
This is actually Doubil from the Jebel Show doing a
phone prank on you and your mom set you up.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Oh god, it's a joke.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
She said you were talking to her about how you
bought a Peloton bike for your husband.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
For Christmas since she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Thank god, this is a joke.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
I was about to get really wake up every morning
with jubile phone pranks. It's time for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
So there's a good boyfriend trait that's trending right now.
And I love this because I want to know if
you think your boyfriend has it or if you're the boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Do you have it?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
We'll find out in just a second. But first there's
a new way we could be washing ourselves. And like
if you couldn't get any.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Lazier, ITAs is is wild.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
There's a Japanese company that's starting to sell human washing machines.
But the way that it works I love it is
that you lay down and it washes you. It takes
fifteen minutes. You get washed with tiny bubbles and a
missed shower. It's a capsule. You lie down in this capsule,
and the whole process and the drying and the sensors
and everything. It also checks your health while playing relaxing music.
(10:23):
It sounds very relaxing, showing calming images. It's like a
spa trip for fifteen minutes and you.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Just lay there.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
But it like I need a loofa like on like
a bar to like scrub meat.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
But you don't because their tiny bubble technology is already
doing the distillation and everything and cleaning all of your crevices.
Good part that hurts me a little bit here is
that in the morning when you wake up, if you're
taking a shower, part of that is helping me wake
up right.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
So if I'm getting up and I'm laying down right
to sleep, I'm out the soundtrack forget about it. We're
relaxing and now not at work.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
You pump some kind of oxygen in there some kind
of drug that's in my veins that I'll be like
awake with no bags at the end of that. If
you want to get rid of your bags, laying down
isn't going to help that either.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Suddenly you wake up and you're unemployed. No, it's like
almost like little ants like all on your body. But
it's not going to feel that way. I mean, I
see what you're picturing.
Speaker 11 (11:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I want the loofah all right, so she wants her
robot boyfriend and just take.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
To the wall and rub up against it. Right, you
can do that now, I don't even know what I'm
saying it, right, Okay, if you don't know what a
loofo what it is, pronounce it.
Speaker 12 (11:42):
That means you don't have spongy thing, the little cord
that comes out of it. Yeah, I have one. He
calls it a loopa. I just call it that thing
he freeze. Oh, here's some useful information.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
UPS has let everybody know the deadlines for on time
haul day deliveries. So if you're a last minute person,
you want to get your packages out by the seventeenth
to make sure that you get them to their location
by then time When he hit so like on the
twenty four But this is excluding Alaska Hawaii because if
you might have to pay extra to get those on time.
(12:17):
So just in general, for general, just know by the seventeenth,
have your stuff out if you're trying to get there.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Oh crab atory December. Yeah, do than twenty days. Oh
I gotta start shopping, guys, it's going to be okay, yikes.
She goes on Amazon right now.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Accordingly, you've got twelve more days. Twelve, yeah, the seventeenth, right, yeah,
if you.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Wanted to get there on time. But I bet you
fe use Amazon and have it shipped directly. I bet
you could prime it. Yeah, oh kids, my safe. But
this is the USPS deadline, gotcha?
Speaker 4 (12:46):
So what's it for the USPS and the ups?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Victoria, don't ask these questions right now.
Speaker 12 (12:52):
Okay, it's unimportant to the story, all right, unimportant.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
So the good boyfriend trade. What you should be looking
for in your boyfriend is something called fluid intelligence. This
is thanks to science, we now know that fluid intelligence
is the tell all to know if the person is
going to be a good boyfriend. Because they can perceive
emotion before it happens. They know how to calm any
(13:17):
type of a situation. They know how to anticipate and
move through moments without making it awkward. Yeah yeah, like
you know the person that's like somebody says shut up
and instead of diffusing the situation, won't you say that again?
That is not fluid intelligence. Both parts there, I have
(13:39):
fluid intelligence. So next time you go on a date
and meet somebody new, check for that fluidity. And if
you are in that relationship already, I don't know, throw
a curve ball and see how he handles it.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
What I'm hearing, don't do that. Don't do that on
the table. That is what's strending.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
It's a special time now because it's a holidays and
we asked you guys to vote for your favorite to
Catch a Cheater of the Year. And of course after
thousands of votes, everybody wanted to hear the to Catch
a Cheater. That took us an entire week to track
down the cheater. So we're going to start today, but
on Friday at the same time, we will have an
update everybody, so make sure you follow along all week.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
But here it is the craziest to Catch a Cheater
of the Year.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Taylor is on the phone today for to catch a cheater,
and she thinks that her boyfriend of three years named
Matt might be messing around. So and a little while,
we'll call him and see if we can catch him
if he is. But first, Taylor, sorry you have to
come on the show this way, But what's going on?
Why do you think Mats cheating?
Speaker 11 (14:37):
Okay? So, I guess it's just like just been a
change in our lives. Like a few months ago, he
had this opportunity to take a big project at work
which could lead to promotion, which is great and I'm
excited for him and all of that. But he's like
been putting in more like office hours and like business
trips that weren't like before, and like other things. And
(14:58):
again I'm so proud of him, and I'm here to
support that, but he has done it more than I
guess my brain was ready for. Okay, And then like recently,
I guess, like the planted speed if you will, he
came home in the middle of the day and I
was supposed to be like out with French with brunch
(15:19):
and like running errand and he was like really surprised
when I came home, and it was like awkward I.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Liked that awkward tension that you caught him or he
could have been caught doing something kind of, but he
was like.
Speaker 9 (15:31):
Home alone, but it was just like he wasn't supposed
to be there. So I was just like, what the heck?
Speaker 5 (15:34):
You know?
Speaker 9 (15:36):
And then I was like, wow, he smells a lot
like perfume.
Speaker 11 (15:39):
Then it was like that awkwardness with like this very
pungent perfume, and I did question about it.
Speaker 9 (15:45):
I was like, why do you smell like in a
moment as.
Speaker 11 (15:48):
Dramatic as that, And he was like, there was a
lady at the airport. She had like a ton on
and he told me I was like overreacting, and.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
I was excuse, okay, I'm sorry, do you will?
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Do you ever leave here smelling like mirror victoria because
we know perfume.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Well, he was like.
Speaker 11 (16:07):
This heat's really so close together on the airplane and
blah blah, bah blah, and they theace that together and
he's like, I'm just pungent. I guess, but I don't know.
It's just like I don't know if I'm overacting or what.
I feel like it does like need answers. It's just
like that little voice in my head, that's like ding
ding ding yeastya.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Here, that excuse feels like a stretch. So aside from
catching him potentially in the act of something and hiding perfume,
has he been acting different towards you?
Speaker 9 (16:37):
I mean, I feel like his brain's been in other places.
Speaker 11 (16:39):
But again, I might put it in this like compartment
in my own brain of like he's taking on more
at work and they have a lot more to do,
and don't be like a non supportive partner. I mean,
like we've been together for three years, but we've only
been living together for six months.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Okay, okay?
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Do you think that he could be spending time with
somebody in his new work group? Like are you familiar
with who it is exactly that he's working with?
Speaker 11 (17:05):
Well, like, if it isn't somebody that like he's traveling with,
because like mm hmm, I don't know. It's it's just
like again I had to tell that with little jingle
jingle of like something's up here and I don't want
to be a crazy person, but I'm also like at
that place where I'm like I need an answer.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Yeah, not crazy, though, Please don't give yourself that storyline.
You're not crazy because if you actually feel concerned whether
it's happening or not, it's valid.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Definitely not crazy.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
And you already told us what grocery store he's a
Rewards card member at, So we'll play a song come Back,
and then call him and do the usual, pretend to
be from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one random Rewards member who gets a free
gift from the store, and it's flowers delivered to anybody
that they want, and we'll see if he sends those
flowers to you or to somebody else.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Okay, okay, we'll get your to Catch a Cheater next.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Right in the middle of To Catch a Cheater and
if you're just joining us, Taylor is on the phone
and she thinks that her boyfriend of three years named
Matt might be cheating. So we're about to call him
and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's
a rewards member at, and say that every single month,
we choose one lucky Rewards member who gets free flowers
delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if he
sends those to his girlfriend, Taylor or to somebody else.
But before we do that, Taylor, Why don't you break
(18:12):
down your situation one more time for us.
Speaker 11 (18:15):
So, Matt and I have been together for like three years,
but only have been living together for like six months.
And he recently got a job promotion that has had
him travel a lot, and he.
Speaker 9 (18:27):
Came home feeling like perfume. And now I'm concerned, which.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Is a reasonable thing to be concerned about, especially since
he sided he thought or he blamed it on the
lady sitting next to him on the airplane.
Speaker 11 (18:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Yeah, it doesn't sound like that's the real story, but
we'll see if we can catch him if he is cheating.
Are you ready for us to call him? Yeah, let's
go for it.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Hi, this is Core big calling from So I was
looking for our rewards member named Matt. H.
Speaker 6 (19:06):
Yeah, this is him.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Hi, Matt, Please don't hang up.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling
with some great news. Congratulations, you're this month's winner.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
Okay, okay, cool? What did I win?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Every single month, we choose one Rewards card member to
say thank you very much for being such a loyal
customer that we give you a free gift. So you're
this month's winner, and you've won thirty six long stem
red roses, a box of candy or chocolate, and a
card to be delivered to anybody that you want within
the fifty United States absolutely free.
Speaker 6 (19:35):
Oh nice. Do I need to give you an address?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Yeah, it's really simple how it works too. The first
thing that I would need would just be the first
and the last name of the person, and then if
you want to put anything on a card, and then
we'll get the address and be good to go.
Speaker 6 (19:49):
Okay, so you can send it to Taylor.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
And do you want to put anything on a card.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
Yeah, yeah, you can put just put. I know I've
been gone a lot at work lately, but I hope
this reminds you of how much I love you. And
then but always my love, always my love.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
That's sweet. Yes, I can absolutely do that.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Also, Matt, I feel the need to tell you at
this point, this is not a grocery store.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
M m. That's on the phone.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Yeah. This is actually a radio show. It's called The
Jewbell Show.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Yeah. Him, I'm Nina. Hi, I am Victoria, and.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
My name is Jewbal And we do a segment on
the show it's called to Catch a Cheater, where if
you think your significant other might be messing around. You
see who they send flowers to, and your girlfriend Taylor
is actually on the phone.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
Oh hi, Hi Taylor.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
Such a.
Speaker 11 (20:47):
It's just been in my head about everything, and oh
my gosh, I'm so done concerned. So you know, you've
been like doing a lot with like work and everything,
and the other day when you came home early and
like the perfume thing, and then I don't know, I
just my gears in my brain just kept turning, and
(21:11):
I just thought you were really y.
Speaker 6 (21:12):
I guess, gotcha, gotcha. They've already told you, like what
the perfume thing was all about. Like the lady was
sitting right next to me, and she was just she
got up a couple of times just spray perfume. Why
I don't know, but it was just really strong.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
I know.
Speaker 11 (21:28):
It's just like the other day when you came home early.
It was just like weird and it just felt like
something was off.
Speaker 6 (21:34):
I guess, well, I can reassure you that like nothing
like that is happening. I mean, I was a little
shocked when I got home, but that wasn't because like
I saw you there and there was something like devious
going on. It's just I didn't expect you to be there,
and I thought I was going to have a couple
hours to myself, just relaxing, nothing going on, no noise,
(21:57):
know anything. And I mean kind of hard for me
to explain it without sounding kind of like a jerk,
but like that's that's my honest reaction. And like with
the with the girl, the lady on the plane, like
the part that I didn't tell you is that like
she like fell asleep on my shoulder. That's probably why
the scent got so intense. Like I was just miney
the own business, in my own world, and then she
(22:20):
she had gotten up reread perfume came down. I was like,
oh gosh, I think I coughed a little bit too
because it was so strong. People spend on.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
An airplane and nobody's going to not say anything. I
think people would be screaming about that.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
Like I think she went to the restroom, but I
don't know if she had she was meeting someone afterwards,
I don't know. But she fell asleep on my shoulder.
So I was like, great, you know, this smell is
probably going to linger on me, and sure enough, I guess,
But no, Taylor, like, I'm not cheating on you, Like
this isn't anything devious that I'm trying to do. Everything
is fine. I mean we've been a minute since we've
(22:54):
been into it together. But that's okay. Like we'll get there.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Tell her you're going to fix it. That's what you
want people.
Speaker 6 (23:04):
Yeah, Like, I love you and I want to be
with you forever, and I know we'll get through this
a little moment, Okay.
Speaker 11 (23:10):
I'm just I'm so sorry. I am thinking that you
would have cheated on me, and I never would have
minded if like you wanted to have the house to
quiet to yourself. Okay, Taylor, that's good news.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
He's not cheating.
Speaker 9 (23:23):
And I would also really like that adult time together.
Speaker 6 (23:27):
Yeah. Absolutely, but hey, like I'm at work right now,
and I promise you'd get back to what I'm doing.
But babe, I love you and they'll see you later. Okay, Okay, I.
Speaker 9 (23:37):
Love you too.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Take care, Matt. Thanks well, Taylor, that that's good. You
know he's not cheating.
Speaker 9 (23:43):
Oh my gosh, thank you. Pray so much.
Speaker 5 (23:45):
I am.
Speaker 11 (23:47):
I am so grateful that I am not a crazy person.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
That reassurance, but also thank you.
Speaker 9 (23:55):
I feel so much better.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Well, thank you very much, thanks guys.
Speaker 6 (23:58):
Bye.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Hey Taylor, Wait Taylor, Hello Taylor. She hung up.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Producer Brad was trying to get my attention while she
was hanging up. What is it there's someone on the
line that has something to say about this about the
to catch you here? Yes, you said, okay, it might
be new information. Oh, okay, hello Samantha.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
Hi. Yes, I've been trying to call in this like
entire time.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Okay, what's.
Speaker 8 (24:25):
That that sounds identical to know that that is my husband?
Speaker 11 (24:29):
What?
Speaker 8 (24:31):
No, that's that's my I'm like, I'm so confused. I'm shaking.
I don't know what's going on. I don't know why my.
Speaker 5 (24:40):
Husband's on the radio with you guys.
Speaker 8 (24:43):
Did with yeah, and and he's saying he's married to
to this woman.
Speaker 5 (24:48):
I don't understand that's my husband.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Your husband is Matt?
Speaker 5 (24:51):
That's my husband?
Speaker 6 (24:52):
Matt?
Speaker 8 (24:53):
Yes, yes, yeah, he said he's in a relationship with
the girl.
Speaker 5 (24:57):
I don't think he's my husband. It makes no sense.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
You said, I'm living together for six months.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Are you sure that's your husband? How would that happens?
Speaker 5 (25:07):
That makes no sense.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Does your husband travel for work? Also?
Speaker 5 (25:11):
Yes? But like I mean, you wouldn't do this, so
like it doesn't make any sense. I just I'm shaking.
Speaker 8 (25:17):
I just I heard his voice, and I just I
don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Hold us, let me try to call I'm gonna try
to call Taylor back real quick.
Speaker 13 (25:26):
Okay, yeah, yeah, your call has been forwarded to an
automatic voice message system.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Okay, do you just want to voicemail? I mean, maybe
she's busy or whatever. But you're positive that's your husband?
Speaker 8 (25:49):
Yes, I mean I know exactly, especially because like at
first I was like pretty positive, and then the more I.
Speaker 5 (25:56):
Kept listening, it's him. It is my map. So you
the matter, like every like everything.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Okay, wild will you we'll try to get I mean
the're out of time for now, but will you come
on with us tomorrow at the same time, and yeah,
we'll coordinate with.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Taylor to get hurt.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
So you guys, what's going on.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
So you guys can talk the same Yeah, okay, all right,
Well what we'll call We'll call Taylor tomorrow. We'll make
sure that we can get her on the phone tomorrow
and you.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Can talk to me, thank you. Okay, yeah, yeah, But
am I some sort of a mentally challenged Aaron, No.
Speaker 6 (26:37):
Not even I didn't say that.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
It was like, why am I even listening to to
begin with?
Speaker 5 (26:42):
You're virgin who can't drive.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
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Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
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Speaker 11 (27:32):
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Speaker 2 (27:37):
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Speaker 6 (27:39):
I mean a large?
Speaker 5 (27:39):
He means a venti. Yeah, the biggest funny that.
Speaker 11 (27:42):
Venti is large, no vent is twenty large is large.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
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Venti's the only one that doesn't be large. He's also
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Speaker 1 (27:56):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria ramire Is in a
game of trivia for twice tickets.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Then let's meet today's contestant for you verus Victoria, Christy.
What's up, Christy? How are you? I'm great?
Speaker 6 (28:11):
How about yourself?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Wonderful? Thank you for asking? Are you ready to go
or what? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (28:16):
Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Are you demolished? I'm filling a win today. Like you
could hear Christy's eyes roll over the phone.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Okay, sure, all right, we're gonna send Victoria out of
the studio and here we go, Christy. The game is
played like this. You have thirty seconds answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't, no one just say
pass and Victoria has to beat you outright to win. Okay,
you got it all right, Here we go. Your time
starts now. What is the smallest unit of life?
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Adam?
Speaker 3 (28:50):
What is the name for the yellow dust produced by
plants that often triggers spring allergies hollen? What organ in
the human body detoxifies chemicals and metabolis drugs the liver?
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Which state has the most ski resorts.
Speaker 9 (29:09):
California?
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Which video game series features the character Master Chief.
Speaker 6 (29:15):
Helo.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
All right, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio and yeah,
I'm pointing at her and while she's getting ready and
putting her headphones on and stuff, Christy, what are you
most excited for this holiday season?
Speaker 9 (29:31):
Hanging out with family?
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Are there any family members that you don't want to see?
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Don't do that. They don't know, they don't listen.
Speaker 6 (29:44):
That's actually true, we don't know.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
I'm most excited to see my kids.
Speaker 9 (29:50):
My kids are away for college.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
All right, Victoria, which relative do you not want to see?
Speaker 4 (29:56):
You?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Mind?
Speaker 11 (30:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
All right, Here we go thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
stay passed and you have to be Christie outright. So
when Christy, you can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 9 (30:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
What is the smallest unit of life? Ooh, yikes?
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Tell what is the name for the yellow dust produced
by plants that often triggers spring allergies.
Speaker 6 (30:22):
That makes sense.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Polin, what organ in the human body detoxifies chemicals and
metabolizes drugs? Bro what yikes? And then which state has
the most ski resorts?
Speaker 2 (30:34):
I don't know what the question was?
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Which video game series features the character Master Chief?
Speaker 2 (30:42):
I don't know book on next? No question, I don't
know if I show the answer, Wait now, I want
to get it. Actually I don't know the answer.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
All right, listen it over to the scoreboard and see
how you guys did with our scoreboard Producer Freeze, all.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Right, Christy had three wait for it, and Victoria had two.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Christy, congratulations, did it beat Victoria?
Speaker 14 (31:01):
Oh yeah, you got twice tickets?
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Oh yeah she did. That's right. Let's get the answers
that with Nina. The smallest unit of life is the cell.
Speaker 8 (31:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Hallin is the name for yellow dust produced that causes
allergies and stuff. The liver is the organ in the
human body that detoxifies chemicals and metabolizes drugs.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
You said enzyme. It's not an organ. I'm not gonna lie.
I didn't hear the word organ. I just heard body.
And like right, right right, so that makes yes.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Oddly enough, New York has the most ski resorts, surprising,
way surprising.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Their mountains aren't that big.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
And then the video game series that features the character
master Chief is Halo.
Speaker 4 (31:45):
Huh character Every game video game has a master Chief though,
like I said, Kong Fu Panda and that's still be right.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
They got master she fo not just same most and
also not a video game or is it. I don't know, Christy,
thank you for playing, thank you.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Yeah, we'd play you verse Victoria the same time every
single weekday morning. Remember if you want to play just
dm us at the Jubil Show or go to the
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Speaker 2 (32:12):
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and you can also go to the Double Show dot
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Speaker 1 (32:17):
The podcast and get the Jubel Show podcast wherever you
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Speaker 2 (32:20):
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Speaker 15 (32:22):
Try it.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Rachel is on the phone today for our first day
follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Zaye.
So in a few minutes we'll call him and see
I feels heuse why he's ghostinger and maybe get her
a second date if she still wants one. But first, Rachel,
how long has it been since you heard from Zayane.
Speaker 11 (32:37):
It's been five days since I heard from zay okay,
because we're not counting or anything right now.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Have you tried to reach out to it?
Speaker 11 (32:48):
I have, and like, you know, I heard from him
like right after our date, like that night and like
everything game, chill, and then I heard nothing after that.
Speaker 9 (32:57):
Oh yeah, and like he and.
Speaker 11 (33:00):
Posted some stuff on his like is the story about
the we went to a concert? And he you know,
he also actually like posted in his grid and stuff
like that, and people who have commented on it, he's
responded to them there.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
So I guess if.
Speaker 9 (33:13):
You can respond on Instagram, why can't you respond.
Speaker 5 (33:15):
To your day?
Speaker 11 (33:20):
Yeah, so that's like me the big like, uh oh,
what's going on, dude?
Speaker 2 (33:24):
All right? Tell us about the date?
Speaker 11 (33:27):
Yeah, So, we like met at this venue in and
it was this total dive.
Speaker 6 (33:32):
Bar like vibes.
Speaker 11 (33:34):
It was very punk energy, like we had message on
and off about the band that we both happened to
like have tickets to this underground indie group thing like,
so it was just perfect. It was like you know,
a thing that we're both into, you know, and like
it was a black We were in the front row.
We were like both super sweating and dancing and screaming
(33:56):
the lyrics, like he actually knew all the lyrics. Like
so he wasn't a was ther, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (34:02):
And it just felt like we were.
Speaker 11 (34:03):
Teams again, like you know, he told me close during
this one like slow build song, and like we made
out hard in the front row, no shame like teenagers.
Speaker 5 (34:13):
Like it was still good.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
I love that.
Speaker 11 (34:17):
Yeah, like you know, like it got a little handsy,
but like I'm not gonna lie, like it felt like natural,
like in the moment, it wasn't anything like sleepy, so
he wasn't Like there.
Speaker 5 (34:25):
Were no bad vines. There were like red flags.
Speaker 11 (34:28):
Like the night of the day, you know, m hm,
did you guys just do anything after the concert? I
mean we didn't do anything like after the concert, you know,
like we were outside and like pops and stuff a bit,
but like you know, we didn't we didn't go to
like you know, like take a coffee or something afterwards.
It was just a concert.
Speaker 9 (34:49):
We were staying up pretty late.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
You know. Okay, it was okay, you know, we felt.
Speaker 11 (34:55):
Like teams at that point.
Speaker 9 (34:56):
It was like I'm tired.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
Yeah, is there anything that happened then during the concert
or at any point that may have been why he's gone.
Speaker 6 (35:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (35:08):
Like it felt so real and like, honestly, like so
many guys pretend to like live music and stuff, but
like Zain actually knew the stuff, like I said, like
he was scream singing the lyrics and he knew all
of them, like he didn't have to try hard. He
was like actually into it like I am. So I
don't know, it felt real, like there are definitely some
(35:29):
guys who like you know, again, I guess they're disposers
who like try to be like oh yeah, I love pop.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Punk still, right, Okay, well, why do you think he's
ghosting you?
Speaker 6 (35:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (35:43):
Like so like maybe like when we were outside, like
it was freezing, so I asked him for his jacket
and like jokingly, I said, like, oh, a real gentlemen
would have offered it to me by now, and like
we both laughed and like then he gave his jacket
to me and like kissed me on the cheek and
like it was kind of like a stiffer kiss than
(36:05):
like I mean a fool on makeout like we did
in the front row, but like I don't know, he said, like, oh,
you didn't give me a chance to be a gentleman
before you just.
Speaker 9 (36:14):
Took it and like laughed and walked away.
Speaker 11 (36:16):
So it seemed very like oh, like I don't know,
it was flirting, but like weird, maybe like maybe I
offended him by asking for his jacket.
Speaker 9 (36:30):
I don't know, it's weird.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Yeah, that would be a strange reason to go somebody,
I think, yeah.
Speaker 11 (36:37):
And like and he gave me the jacket, like if
he was like hah no and then didn't and it
was like, oh I said something wrong, or like I
really offended him.
Speaker 5 (36:45):
I don't think, like I have.
Speaker 11 (36:47):
His jacket, Like he didn't even take it with him
at the end of the night. So it also felt
like he's letting me wear his jacket and I'll give
it to him like back to him on the second date.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
Maybe he just felt weird that you got to it first,
because you know, dudes can be like that, like if
it's not their idea or if they're not the ones
in control, they get all weird.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
I mean, which again would be a stupid.
Speaker 11 (37:06):
Reason, but just you know, especially because I have his
jacket like I have it.
Speaker 5 (37:13):
Yeah, don't ghost me if you want your clothes back.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
All right, well we'll see if that is the reason.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
We'll play a song come back, and then call him
and see if you'll tell us why he's ghosting you
and maybe get you a second date.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Okay, okay, all right, we'll get your first day follow up. Next.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Rachel is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by
a guy named Zaye. So in a second we're going
to call him and see if he'll tell us why
he's ghostinger and maybe get her a second date if
she still wants one. But before we do that, Rachel,
why don't you break down your situation with Zaye real quick?
Speaker 11 (37:41):
First date went and thought some live music, made out
in the front left row, like we're teenagers, had a
great time. He Maybe I upset him because I said, hey,
a gentleman would have offered his jacket by this point
when we went outside and it was cold.
Speaker 6 (37:58):
Maybe you took it the wrong way.
Speaker 5 (37:59):
I don't have his jacket.
Speaker 11 (38:01):
I haven't heard from him in five days, but he
is responding to comments on his coach from the concert.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
So yeah, I don't know you ready for us to
call him?
Speaker 11 (38:12):
I am okay, here we go.
Speaker 14 (38:15):
Okay, noll hi, man, I speak to Zain please.
Speaker 6 (38:29):
Yeah, this is where he's going.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Hey, Zane, how are you? This is a radio show.
It's called The Jewbel Show. Hi, san Amina, Hi, I'm
make sure you. My name is Jubel. What's going on?
Speaker 6 (38:39):
Oh yeah you guys? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Oh cool? Hey, thank you man, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Well, we're calling you today because somebody wanted us to
call you.
Speaker 15 (38:49):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
So I don't know if you.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
How much you listen to the show, But we do
a segment called the First Day follow Up. That's where
if you go out on a date with somebody and
then you go some that person can email us to
you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting.
Speaker 15 (39:04):
Oh yeah, it's about Rachel.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Yes, it is about Rachel. Do you have a second?
Tell us why you're ghosting?
Speaker 14 (39:12):
Here?
Speaker 6 (39:12):
Man?
Speaker 11 (39:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (39:14):
God, okay?
Speaker 6 (39:15):
All right?
Speaker 15 (39:16):
Uh, Like I mean's just super cool, like fun, but
there's pals.
Speaker 6 (39:26):
It's like it's just like this thing. Man.
Speaker 15 (39:28):
Uh, she's got this she's got this nose ring and
it's like this this like giant hoop, right, and it's
got this like dangly little charm that's just gonna lay
hanging out of her nose. And like god, I kept
like moving when she was talking, and like I didn't
(39:49):
really notice it at first, like when we were because
we're going to beg you writing super dark, Like once
we got outside and like I couldn't take my eyes off.
It was just like immediately, oh.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
No, oh, so like you kiss her and stuff though.
Speaker 6 (40:03):
Right, yeah, no, for sure.
Speaker 15 (40:05):
I mean, like, you know, we were in the heat
of the moment in the show and it was you know,
kind of dark at that and you know, it's all
felt really good at the moment, but like once we
got outside and like the street lights and stuff, like,
it's just like, I mean, this thing is not just
like a nosing. It's like a wind time. Like I
could not stop looking at it. Like I had like
(40:27):
a nightmare about it that night.
Speaker 6 (40:30):
It was bad.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Oh no, And that's the reason just that.
Speaker 15 (40:36):
I mean, yeah, I just like I just like could
not stop looking at it. Like the whole time she
was talking to me, I was just like, this is
just I just I just could not do it.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
It was not what if she took it out. Can
you just not unsee it?
Speaker 6 (40:53):
I mean, I don't know. I mean it feels like.
Speaker 15 (40:58):
I don't know, man, it's just like I put her
whole look and aesthetic and like, I don't know, I
just was not feeling that.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
All right, Well, thank you for telling us. Appreciate that.
I don't know how big this nose ring is. Hey, Rachel,
how big is your nose ring?
Speaker 2 (41:15):
A windshie for your spa. That's Rachel. She's been listening
and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 15 (41:23):
No, okay, I did not realize you were on there too.
Speaker 11 (41:28):
Okay, oh yeah, I like aesthetic takedown. So you're ghosting
me because of my style with my like average sized
nose ring, my nose jangle.
Speaker 15 (41:42):
Look okay, Like I'm not trying to be a jerk
or anything.
Speaker 6 (41:45):
It's just not for me, all right. You know, it's
just not as good.
Speaker 11 (41:50):
You made out with me, like you were going to propose,
and then you disappeared because my jewelry was a minimal
enough for your sensitive indie eyes.
Speaker 15 (42:01):
Come on, like that's kind of funny, but like it's
not personal, right, I just like I couldn't unsee it,
Like the thing just felt like it had like its
own my personality, like it was like on a His.
Speaker 11 (42:12):
Name is Gerald, he swings my laugh and you live
been great friends.
Speaker 6 (42:18):
Okay, okay, that's kind of actually.
Speaker 11 (42:26):
Okay, But like you're such a poser, like you're acting
like you're into punk shows, but you can't handle a
nose ring.
Speaker 6 (42:34):
Look, I am Abbie.
Speaker 15 (42:36):
Clearly I did to punctures, all right, Like I mean,
I just don't want to date the merch table, you know.
Speaker 11 (42:43):
Wow, And I don't want to date a suit who
stakes his way through life.
Speaker 6 (42:49):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 15 (42:50):
Doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 11 (42:52):
Listen, I'm going to keep your jacket, laying you don't
deserve it. It's too cool for you, you know what.
Speaker 15 (43:04):
You can keep the jacket because I don't really ever
want to see that thing again.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Honestly, saying would you like another date with Rachel won't
pay for it.
Speaker 15 (43:13):
No, that's gonna be a hard pass with you guys.
Speaker 5 (43:16):
Oh cool.
Speaker 9 (43:16):
You know Gerald feels the same way and he doesn't
want to see you again.
Speaker 6 (43:20):
So yeah, I'm with Gerald.
Speaker 9 (43:23):
We don't want to see you again.
Speaker 5 (43:24):
We don't need this date.
Speaker 6 (43:26):
Cool.
Speaker 15 (43:26):
I got a guy who name you named your nose ring. Gerald,
kur Well, I'm gonna let you guys have a happy
life together, and you know what, you can keep the jacket,
you know, I don't.
Speaker 6 (43:36):
I don't ever need to wear that thing again.
Speaker 9 (43:38):
Oh yeah, I'm sure you have a ton more in
your closet because you're such a fake opposer and you.
Speaker 11 (43:43):
Just have them there to like try and be cool
and recapture your youth.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Bro, it's time for Nina's.
Speaker 3 (43:51):
What's trending. There may be a new name for American football.
What maybe getting a complete makeover and getting a completely
different name.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
That's not happening.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
I'm gonna tell you why we think that that is
true in just a second. But first, if you're feeling
a little hungry, I'm gonna make you starving because we're
talking about chapolt Le.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
I know Victoria loves her.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
Chipotle, but this is kind of a collection that you
didn't see coming, you know, Base Bays, bas Bays Bass
the Luggage collection. Yes, they've teamed up with Chipotle and
they've got the Whole to Go collection, which is dropping
this week.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:27):
Wait, it's a capsule collection that features eleven pieces, and
each piece was designed to make transporting Chipotle a destiny
to any destination effortless in chic So if you look
at it, it's silver. So like, there's a bag that
looks like the wrapping that you get on your burrito,
like aluminum foil. And then there's another one that's got
like a little pocket so you could stick your burrito
(44:48):
to go.
Speaker 4 (44:49):
So fucking but then it's like the rest of the collection,
it's like one of them looks like the brown Chipotle bag.
Speaker 3 (44:56):
Yeah, there's that option too, So we're just staying really
in the theme. I just always get so I don't
want to say excited, but impressed by the different collaborations
between food chains and like clothing.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
To make it a lifestyle, nothing can be what it
is anymore. Everything has to be something else.
Speaker 4 (45:15):
Right, Wow, I know, I mean it is impressive how
they've made this look like Chipotle.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
Would you bring a burrito bag around? No, I wouldn't,
But you're lying right now. You're lying so hard.
Speaker 3 (45:28):
Yes, you would think about it, think about it before
you speak, because you know you would.
Speaker 4 (45:32):
I mean, that's how to tell your bag from someone
else's bag.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
No one else's bag looks like a burrito.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
Would you be happier if it was a burrito bowl
Victoria because I thought you loved Chipotle.
Speaker 4 (45:40):
I love Chipotle, but I don't know if I want
my bag to look like I love Chipotle.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
It seems like you gotta go incognitiove. Why are you
judging people that love it? I'm not judging I love it.
I just don't want to walk around with it. Well,
if you.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
Have no shame and you do want to walk around
with the burrito bag collection is available now, not sponsored,
just really funny. Now back to American football, why would
it be getting renamed? President Trump says soccer is the
real football, so the American sports should be renamed. So
people are now speculating and starting to brainstorm different names
(46:18):
for American football, like grid iron, pig skin, what full
contact chess.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
That's whole contact us. Just keep football? Who caress like
American football and like actual football? Just keep it. That
has been It's just another distraction, That's all it is,
is another distraction by the Trump dude. I mean maybe,
but what a silly thing.
Speaker 3 (46:43):
Because I know that they were doing this whole thing
for the World Cup on Friday, and they were talking
about where it was going to be, and Trump was
at the big party and yeah, so that's probably his moment.
Maybe he just wants soccer fans or football fans to
like him. So he was like, no, soccer is the real.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
Let me stand up for what's important right now. I
don't know. I like to say, I'm watching pigskin on Sunday?
What is what's trending?
Speaker 5 (47:15):
Jebles dirty little secret?
Speaker 2 (47:17):
Hello? Hi, Hey, you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 5 (47:22):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (47:23):
Sweet?
Speaker 6 (47:24):
What is it?
Speaker 11 (47:25):
My dirty little secret is that I've been talking to
this guy for a few months now off of Hinder,
and I've never seen him in person yet, but we're
finally about to meet up. It's been a few months
and I think I'm really falling for this guy because
he's super sweet and the pictures that I've seen, he's hot,
(47:47):
and he's funny and he's, you know, not like the
typical guy that will text you at you know, one
two o'clock in the morning like what are you doing?
What are you a type of stuff. Yeah, he doesn't do.
Speaker 2 (47:59):
That at all.
Speaker 11 (48:00):
He's he seems like a really great, sweet guy. So
we're about to meet up and I haven't told him
that I have false teeth.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
Oh have a false teeth?
Speaker 11 (48:13):
Yeah, I so I was in a really bad accident
when I was younger, and I had to have all
of my teeth replaced. And it's not you know, it's
not like something that you just throw out there in conversation, right,
But I don't know. I'm not sure if I need
to bring it up beforehand, or if I just you know,
need to see where things go and and maybe tell
(48:37):
him in the event, like when we're full on making
out and he notices that they don't feel natural.
Speaker 9 (48:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (48:44):
I don't I just it's.
Speaker 11 (48:45):
Not like a big insecurity for me, but it is
something that you know, I don't necessarily need to hide
from him. I guess, right, that's my that's my dirty.
Speaker 3 (48:53):
Little secret to tell him either he find out. I mean,
how's he gonna find out unless it's the kind of
you're pulling out your dentures or something like that, Like
he's not gonna know.
Speaker 9 (49:04):
In their permanent So it's not it's not you know.
Speaker 11 (49:08):
I mean, I guess, like if he gets closer to me,
like later on, it may come up in conversation.
Speaker 9 (49:13):
But I don't think that I need to bring it up.
Speaker 11 (49:16):
But I don't want to have any sort of secrets
or anything that could, I don't know, be awkward later.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
Well, good luck and thank you for telling us your
dirty little secret. Thanks budd, What's your dirty little secret?
Have you ever been through a breakup? It's a double show.
If so, how did you handle it? Did you understand
that for them, they just don't see a future with you,
And that's okay. Your person is out there somewhere and
you'll find them eventually. Or was it twenty years ago
and you're still stalking them on social media and posting
their nudes in every community center lobby and it's three
hundred dollar radio. Oh well, if the second part is you,
(00:20):
you'll appreciate this. One woman is making headlines for her little,
well big meltdown after a breakup, and what did she do?
We'll tell you in a second. Also, have you ever
had a complete meltdown after a breakup? Tell us what
you did? Four one O six one calls eighty eight
three four sixteen and we'll.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Go right next.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Have you ever had a meltdown after a breakup? It's
the Doewble Show. Maybe you did, But does yours make
national headlines? Like one woman who's making news today for
something that she did after a breakup. Will tell you
what that is in just a second. But don't forget
you can always stream the show wherever you stream things,
make sure you do that it's the best thing you
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will tell you that. Yeah, give you and also go
check out the podcast at the jubilshow dot com or
wherever you get your podcast, just type in the Jubil Show.
But anyway, what did this woman do after a breakup
that caused national headlines? Also text in four one oh
six one calls up eight eight eight three four to
three one oh six one. What's the most completely unhinged
thing you've done after a breakup? But this is out
(01:20):
of Omaha, Nebraska, a woman sparked a full blown a
civic emergency after dragging a sixty foot inflatable balloon that
she had made that looked exactly like her ex boyfriend
into the downtown and projecting a breakup message onto it
at city hall. Passers by say they first noticed something
(01:41):
strange when a giant, slowly bobbling balloon wearing a baseball
cap drifted into the skyline. It looked like the world's
most emotionally charged Thanksgiving Day parade float. Somebody said, oh wow,
the effort man, But the messages that were projected on
the balloon said they like this man.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Said he needed.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Space enjoy it, sending him to return to Cind her
defective boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
She's created life. He's pretty harmless to be honest.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yeah, but it didn't make news because the entire town
was to look at this huge balloon of this guy
with all the breakup things posted on it.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Good for her.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Because of that, there's a trend online of people sharing
the most unhinged things that they've done after a breakup.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Goog over some of those.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Two also text in four one oh six' one what's
the craziest thing you've done after a breakup? Or had
someone do? Somebody said they took all of his spoons
and one leg of the couch.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yes, after a breakup.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I wish I was smarter man, and I just was
not smart, Like the people that take all the right
shoes so they only have left shoes left.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Like that to me is so genius.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I mean breaking into their house and like ruining their
like shift because they were on the radio. That's not
helpful or productive, you know, I'm glad you know that now.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Somebody else said that for three months straight, at every
night at three am, they would set off fireworks right
outside of his house.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Oh, Wow, three months.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Amazing the dedication that these people have for revenge.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
An Yeah, it's kind of like impressive.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
We're talking about the most unhinged things people have done
after a breakup. Text in four one o six one,
what's the most unhinged thing you've done? Because one woman
took a sixty foot inflatable balloon that looked exactly like
her ex boyfriend and put it at a city hall
in Oh, say people are talking about that. Here's some
more things that people have said they've done. We got
a text message in at four one o six one
(03:40):
that says, I took the queen size mattress he gifted me,
spray painted a message on it and left it on
his front lawn for all the neighbors to see.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Oh, public shame is worse, you see.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
I've never been broken up with or been the person
to break up with someone else, but I have always
thought to myself, like I see my friends go through
breakups and they look like they really suck.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
And they really hurt me.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
I can't I can't relate, but I try to give,
like the farthest thing I will do if I ever
that I ever had to me, the farthest I can
get is like throw water balloon at his house.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I don't get very far with it. That's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
But you think about the farthest you would go and
then multiply that times ten. Oh, because those types of
charged feelings make you do things that you never thought
you would ever do.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
You're really doing it, going what am I doing right now? Yeah?
I hear stories from Nina and I'm like, Wow, you
can go further. You can take it one more stack.
You can always go further.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
You don't mean to, but I mean, it's the story
I've told all the time. It's like I gifted my
ex boyfriend a TV and then he cheated on me
and we broke up, and I was really upset about it.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
So I got to be begun and I shot it.
I just like up the street from the street. Yeah,
it was a drive by sea. Well actually it was
on a Slamton hill.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I had to position myself on the hill, yeah, because
he was on the second floor.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I mean it was wild.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I do picture you have like a sniper at all,
playing on the ground, just like holding your breath like
they do in the movies.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Es.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I got it in because you would always leave the
sliding glass door open even when it was cold outside,
and I just got boom.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
That's impressive. Great shot. Thank you the dedication you took.
He can't have it anymore. It's kind of terrifying though, too,
because it means that you know how to shoot. Yeah
from a distance. Yeahs make sure you're standing is a
good side. Yeah, I'm too tired. Now it's another jewbile
phone frame.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Hi, this is Pee Deekins calling from Peloton and I
was looking for Maddie who purchased one of our cross
training series benies.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
Yeah, this is her.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
How can I help you?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Hi, Well, we're just calling to check in with you.
The bike should be there any day, and I hope
you're I did about it.
Speaker 7 (06:02):
Yeah, it's a Christmas present from my husband asking me
for this for years, so I only decided to get
them one.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Well, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
And it's just a courtesy call to check in with you,
letting you know that the envelope should be there any
day and also if you're ever interested in a full size.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Let us know.
Speaker 8 (06:22):
What.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (06:24):
Envelope.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yes, it should be there in the next few days.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
Come into Manila, envelope, what do you mean, what do
you mean it's going to come in an envelope? I
ordered a two thousand dollars bike.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
Envelope.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yes, the version that you ordered, though, just does it
comes in an envelope and it'll be delivered to your doorseet.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
They may ask for a signature.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
But what do you.
Speaker 9 (06:50):
Mean it comes in an envelope?
Speaker 7 (06:51):
It's a workout bike.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Well, well, we just you know, for the version that
you bought, we just didn't think a ton of packaging
was necessary. But like I said, if you're ever interested
in a full sized version, just let me know and
we can work it out.
Speaker 7 (07:02):
Wait a second, Wait a second, Hold on a second,
it's just ridiculous.
Speaker 10 (07:07):
Are you telling me that you or I purchased a
two thousand dollars picture of despite you're going to send
to me in an envelope?
Speaker 7 (07:18):
Is that what you're telling me right now?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Well, the version that you purchased from us was our
Peloton Cross Training Mini, So you should have seen the
fine print there that it's the actual size on the
website that it is, but it's not a photo of it.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
But it should be delivered.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
But I would love to talk to you about getting
an actual full size version if you're interested.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I don't.
Speaker 7 (07:43):
You all got to be joking me right now? Whoever
is in charge of your marketing stuffs, they deserve to
be fired, dear Christmas raise and you should put full size?
Why is many even an option on the website?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Oh, during the holidays a lot of people buy them
for their else on the shelves and things like that.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
Well else on the shelf. An listen, Okay, what guy
is a two thousand dollars mini bikes for an elf
on the shelf?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Who is doing that?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Well, we pretty much have sold out of them. I
mean our customers tend to be very high end. I
think they can afford it.
Speaker 7 (08:19):
Okay, well that's fine. Who's your manager? Who's your manager?
Speaker 5 (08:22):
On the phone?
Speaker 6 (08:23):
Please, because I'm about to curse them out too.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
All right, I'm so all right please holp me.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
Ya?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Hello is DONK. How can I your fitness needs?
Speaker 6 (08:36):
Okay?
Speaker 11 (08:37):
Uh yeah, hi, I this is this is okay, I
don't know.
Speaker 10 (08:42):
I just booked to one of your associates and they're
telling me that I just spent two thousand dollars on
a mini bike almost Christmas.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Okay, those are awesome, like we just thought it was
a great idea this year to like put some little
mini bikes up there on people. They've been flying off
the shelves, you know what I mean. And so that
is also has it arrived yet? And do you love it?
Or you know, like how much.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Do you love it?
Speaker 9 (09:06):
I'll tell you how much I love it?
Speaker 6 (09:08):
Want to shove it up?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
What are you at?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
This is actually Doubil from the Jebel Show doing a
phone prank on you and your mom set you up.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Oh god, it's a joke.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
She said you were talking to her about how you
bought a Peloton bike for your husband.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
For Christmas since she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Thank god, this is a joke.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
I was about to get really wake up every morning
with jubile phone pranks. It's time for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
So there's a good boyfriend trait that's trending right now.
And I love this because I want to know if
you think your boyfriend has it or if you're the boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Do you have it?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
We'll find out in just a second. But first there's
a new way we could be washing ourselves. And like
if you couldn't get any.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Lazier, ITAs is is wild.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
There's a Japanese company that's starting to sell human washing machines.
But the way that it works I love it is
that you lay down and it washes you. It takes
fifteen minutes. You get washed with tiny bubbles and a
missed shower. It's a capsule. You lie down in this capsule,
and the whole process and the drying and the sensors
and everything. It also checks your health while playing relaxing music.
(10:23):
It sounds very relaxing, showing calming images. It's like a
spa trip for fifteen minutes and you.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Just lay there.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
But it like I need a loofa like on like
a bar to like scrub meat.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
But you don't because their tiny bubble technology is already
doing the distillation and everything and cleaning all of your crevices.
Good part that hurts me a little bit here is
that in the morning when you wake up, if you're
taking a shower, part of that is helping me wake
up right.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
So if I'm getting up and I'm laying down right
to sleep, I'm out the soundtrack forget about it. We're
relaxing and now not at work.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
You pump some kind of oxygen in there some kind
of drug that's in my veins that I'll be like
awake with no bags at the end of that. If
you want to get rid of your bags, laying down
isn't going to help that either.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Suddenly you wake up and you're unemployed. No, it's like
almost like little ants like all on your body. But
it's not going to feel that way. I mean, I
see what you're picturing.
Speaker 11 (11:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I want the loofah all right, so she wants her
robot boyfriend and just take.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
To the wall and rub up against it. Right, you
can do that now, I don't even know what I'm
saying it, right, Okay, if you don't know what a
loofo what it is, pronounce it.
Speaker 12 (11:42):
That means you don't have spongy thing, the little cord
that comes out of it. Yeah, I have one. He
calls it a loopa. I just call it that thing
he freeze. Oh, here's some useful information.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
UPS has let everybody know the deadlines for on time
haul day deliveries. So if you're a last minute person,
you want to get your packages out by the seventeenth
to make sure that you get them to their location
by then time When he hit so like on the
twenty four But this is excluding Alaska Hawaii because if
you might have to pay extra to get those on time.
(12:17):
So just in general, for general, just know by the seventeenth,
have your stuff out if you're trying to get there.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Oh crab atory December. Yeah, do than twenty days. Oh
I gotta start shopping, guys, it's going to be okay, yikes.
She goes on Amazon right now.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Accordingly, you've got twelve more days. Twelve, yeah, the seventeenth, right, yeah,
if you.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Wanted to get there on time. But I bet you
fe use Amazon and have it shipped directly. I bet
you could prime it. Yeah, oh kids, my safe. But
this is the USPS deadline, gotcha?
Speaker 4 (12:46):
So what's it for the USPS and the ups?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Victoria, don't ask these questions right now.
Speaker 12 (12:52):
Okay, it's unimportant to the story, all right, unimportant.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
So the good boyfriend trade. What you should be looking
for in your boyfriend is something called fluid intelligence. This
is thanks to science, we now know that fluid intelligence
is the tell all to know if the person is
going to be a good boyfriend. Because they can perceive
emotion before it happens. They know how to calm any
(13:17):
type of a situation. They know how to anticipate and
move through moments without making it awkward. Yeah yeah, like
you know the person that's like somebody says shut up
and instead of diffusing the situation, won't you say that again?
That is not fluid intelligence. Both parts there, I have
(13:39):
fluid intelligence. So next time you go on a date
and meet somebody new, check for that fluidity. And if
you are in that relationship already, I don't know, throw
a curve ball and see how he handles it.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
What I'm hearing, don't do that. Don't do that on
the table. That is what's strending.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
It's a special time now because it's a holidays and
we asked you guys to vote for your favorite to
Catch a Cheater of the Year. And of course after
thousands of votes, everybody wanted to hear the to Catch
a Cheater. That took us an entire week to track
down the cheater. So we're going to start today, but
on Friday at the same time, we will have an
update everybody, so make sure you follow along all week.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
But here it is the craziest to Catch a Cheater
of the Year.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Taylor is on the phone today for to catch a cheater,
and she thinks that her boyfriend of three years named
Matt might be messing around. So and a little while,
we'll call him and see if we can catch him
if he is. But first, Taylor, sorry you have to
come on the show this way, But what's going on?
Why do you think Mats cheating?
Speaker 11 (14:37):
Okay? So, I guess it's just like just been a
change in our lives. Like a few months ago, he
had this opportunity to take a big project at work
which could lead to promotion, which is great and I'm
excited for him and all of that. But he's like
been putting in more like office hours and like business
trips that weren't like before, and like other things. And
(14:58):
again I'm so proud of him, and I'm here to
support that, but he has done it more than I
guess my brain was ready for. Okay, And then like recently,
I guess, like the planted speed if you will, he
came home in the middle of the day and I
was supposed to be like out with French with brunch
(15:19):
and like running errand and he was like really surprised
when I came home, and it was like awkward I.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Liked that awkward tension that you caught him or he
could have been caught doing something kind of, but he
was like.
Speaker 9 (15:31):
Home alone, but it was just like he wasn't supposed
to be there. So I was just like, what the heck?
Speaker 5 (15:34):
You know?
Speaker 9 (15:36):
And then I was like, wow, he smells a lot
like perfume.
Speaker 11 (15:39):
Then it was like that awkwardness with like this very
pungent perfume, and I did question about it.
Speaker 9 (15:45):
I was like, why do you smell like in a
moment as.
Speaker 11 (15:48):
Dramatic as that, And he was like, there was a
lady at the airport. She had like a ton on
and he told me I was like overreacting, and.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
I was excuse, okay, I'm sorry, do you will?
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Do you ever leave here smelling like mirror victoria because
we know perfume.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Well, he was like.
Speaker 11 (16:07):
This heat's really so close together on the airplane and
blah blah, bah blah, and they theace that together and
he's like, I'm just pungent. I guess, but I don't know.
It's just like I don't know if I'm overacting or what.
I feel like it does like need answers. It's just
like that little voice in my head, that's like ding
ding ding yeastya.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Here, that excuse feels like a stretch. So aside from
catching him potentially in the act of something and hiding perfume,
has he been acting different towards you?
Speaker 9 (16:37):
I mean, I feel like his brain's been in other places.
Speaker 11 (16:39):
But again, I might put it in this like compartment
in my own brain of like he's taking on more
at work and they have a lot more to do,
and don't be like a non supportive partner. I mean,
like we've been together for three years, but we've only
been living together for six months.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Okay, okay?
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Do you think that he could be spending time with
somebody in his new work group? Like are you familiar
with who it is exactly that he's working with?
Speaker 11 (17:05):
Well, like, if it isn't somebody that like he's traveling with,
because like mm hmm, I don't know. It's it's just
like again I had to tell that with little jingle
jingle of like something's up here and I don't want
to be a crazy person, but I'm also like at
that place where I'm like I need an answer.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Yeah, not crazy, though, Please don't give yourself that storyline.
You're not crazy because if you actually feel concerned whether
it's happening or not, it's valid.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Definitely not crazy.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
And you already told us what grocery store he's a
Rewards card member at, So we'll play a song come Back,
and then call him and do the usual, pretend to
be from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one random Rewards member who gets a free
gift from the store, and it's flowers delivered to anybody
that they want, and we'll see if he sends those
flowers to you or to somebody else.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Okay, okay, we'll get your to Catch a Cheater next.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Right in the middle of To Catch a Cheater and
if you're just joining us, Taylor is on the phone
and she thinks that her boyfriend of three years named
Matt might be cheating. So we're about to call him
and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's
a rewards member at, and say that every single month,
we choose one lucky Rewards member who gets free flowers
delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if he
sends those to his girlfriend, Taylor or to somebody else.
But before we do that, Taylor, Why don't you break
(18:12):
down your situation one more time for us.
Speaker 11 (18:15):
So, Matt and I have been together for like three years,
but only have been living together for like six months.
And he recently got a job promotion that has had
him travel a lot, and he.
Speaker 9 (18:27):
Came home feeling like perfume. And now I'm concerned, which.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Is a reasonable thing to be concerned about, especially since
he sided he thought or he blamed it on the
lady sitting next to him on the airplane.
Speaker 11 (18:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Yeah, it doesn't sound like that's the real story, but
we'll see if we can catch him if he is cheating.
Are you ready for us to call him? Yeah, let's
go for it.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Hi, this is Core big calling from So I was
looking for our rewards member named Matt. H.
Speaker 6 (19:06):
Yeah, this is him.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Hi, Matt, Please don't hang up.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling
with some great news. Congratulations, you're this month's winner.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
Okay, okay, cool? What did I win?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Every single month, we choose one Rewards card member to
say thank you very much for being such a loyal
customer that we give you a free gift. So you're
this month's winner, and you've won thirty six long stem
red roses, a box of candy or chocolate, and a
card to be delivered to anybody that you want within
the fifty United States absolutely free.
Speaker 6 (19:35):
Oh nice. Do I need to give you an address?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Yeah, it's really simple how it works too. The first
thing that I would need would just be the first
and the last name of the person, and then if
you want to put anything on a card, and then
we'll get the address and be good to go.
Speaker 6 (19:49):
Okay, so you can send it to Taylor.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
And do you want to put anything on a card.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
Yeah, yeah, you can put just put. I know I've
been gone a lot at work lately, but I hope
this reminds you of how much I love you. And
then but always my love, always my love.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
That's sweet. Yes, I can absolutely do that.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Also, Matt, I feel the need to tell you at
this point, this is not a grocery store.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
M m. That's on the phone.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Yeah. This is actually a radio show. It's called The
Jewbell Show.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Yeah. Him, I'm Nina. Hi, I am Victoria, and.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
My name is Jewbal And we do a segment on
the show it's called to Catch a Cheater, where if
you think your significant other might be messing around. You
see who they send flowers to, and your girlfriend Taylor
is actually on the phone.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
Oh hi, Hi Taylor.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
Such a.
Speaker 11 (20:47):
It's just been in my head about everything, and oh
my gosh, I'm so done concerned. So you know, you've
been like doing a lot with like work and everything,
and the other day when you came home early and
like the perfume thing, and then I don't know, I
just my gears in my brain just kept turning, and
(21:11):
I just thought you were really y.
Speaker 6 (21:12):
I guess, gotcha, gotcha. They've already told you, like what
the perfume thing was all about. Like the lady was
sitting right next to me, and she was just she
got up a couple of times just spray perfume. Why
I don't know, but it was just really strong.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
I know.
Speaker 11 (21:28):
It's just like the other day when you came home early.
It was just like weird and it just felt like
something was off.
Speaker 6 (21:34):
I guess, well, I can reassure you that like nothing
like that is happening. I mean, I was a little
shocked when I got home, but that wasn't because like
I saw you there and there was something like devious
going on. It's just I didn't expect you to be there,
and I thought I was going to have a couple
hours to myself, just relaxing, nothing going on, no noise,
(21:57):
know anything. And I mean kind of hard for me
to explain it without sounding kind of like a jerk,
but like that's that's my honest reaction. And like with
the with the girl, the lady on the plane, like
the part that I didn't tell you is that like
she like fell asleep on my shoulder. That's probably why
the scent got so intense. Like I was just miney
the own business, in my own world, and then she
(22:20):
she had gotten up reread perfume came down. I was like,
oh gosh, I think I coughed a little bit too
because it was so strong. People spend on.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
An airplane and nobody's going to not say anything. I
think people would be screaming about that.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
Like I think she went to the restroom, but I
don't know if she had she was meeting someone afterwards,
I don't know. But she fell asleep on my shoulder.
So I was like, great, you know, this smell is
probably going to linger on me, and sure enough, I guess,
But no, Taylor, like, I'm not cheating on you, Like
this isn't anything devious that I'm trying to do. Everything
is fine. I mean we've been a minute since we've
(22:54):
been into it together. But that's okay. Like we'll get there.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Tell her you're going to fix it. That's what you
want people.
Speaker 6 (23:04):
Yeah, Like, I love you and I want to be
with you forever, and I know we'll get through this
a little moment, Okay.
Speaker 11 (23:10):
I'm just I'm so sorry. I am thinking that you
would have cheated on me, and I never would have
minded if like you wanted to have the house to
quiet to yourself. Okay, Taylor, that's good news.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
He's not cheating.
Speaker 9 (23:23):
And I would also really like that adult time together.
Speaker 6 (23:27):
Yeah. Absolutely, but hey, like I'm at work right now,
and I promise you'd get back to what I'm doing.
But babe, I love you and they'll see you later. Okay, Okay, I.
Speaker 9 (23:37):
Love you too.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Take care, Matt. Thanks well, Taylor, that that's good. You
know he's not cheating.
Speaker 9 (23:43):
Oh my gosh, thank you. Pray so much.
Speaker 5 (23:45):
I am.
Speaker 11 (23:47):
I am so grateful that I am not a crazy person.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
That reassurance, but also thank you.
Speaker 9 (23:55):
I feel so much better.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Well, thank you very much, thanks guys.
Speaker 6 (23:58):
Bye.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Hey Taylor, Wait Taylor, Hello Taylor. She hung up.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Producer Brad was trying to get my attention while she
was hanging up. What is it there's someone on the
line that has something to say about this about the
to catch you here? Yes, you said, okay, it might
be new information. Oh, okay, hello Samantha.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
Hi. Yes, I've been trying to call in this like
entire time.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Okay, what's.
Speaker 8 (24:25):
That that sounds identical to know that that is my husband?
Speaker 11 (24:29):
What?
Speaker 8 (24:31):
No, that's that's my I'm like, I'm so confused. I'm shaking.
I don't know what's going on. I don't know why my.
Speaker 5 (24:40):
Husband's on the radio with you guys.
Speaker 8 (24:43):
Did with yeah, and and he's saying he's married to
to this woman.
Speaker 5 (24:48):
I don't understand that's my husband.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Your husband is Matt?
Speaker 5 (24:51):
That's my husband?
Speaker 6 (24:52):
Matt?
Speaker 8 (24:53):
Yes, yes, yeah, he said he's in a relationship with
the girl.
Speaker 5 (24:57):
I don't think he's my husband. It makes no sense.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
You said, I'm living together for six months.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Are you sure that's your husband? How would that happens?
Speaker 5 (25:07):
That makes no sense.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Does your husband travel for work? Also?
Speaker 5 (25:11):
Yes? But like I mean, you wouldn't do this, so
like it doesn't make any sense. I just I'm shaking.
Speaker 8 (25:17):
I just I heard his voice, and I just I
don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Hold us, let me try to call I'm gonna try
to call Taylor back real quick.
Speaker 13 (25:26):
Okay, yeah, yeah, your call has been forwarded to an
automatic voice message system.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Okay, do you just want to voicemail? I mean, maybe
she's busy or whatever. But you're positive that's your husband?
Speaker 8 (25:49):
Yes, I mean I know exactly, especially because like at
first I was like pretty positive, and then the more I.
Speaker 5 (25:56):
Kept listening, it's him. It is my map. So you
the matter, like every like everything.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Okay, wild will you we'll try to get I mean
the're out of time for now, but will you come
on with us tomorrow at the same time, and yeah,
we'll coordinate with.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Taylor to get hurt.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
So you guys, what's going on.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
So you guys can talk the same Yeah, okay, all right,
Well what we'll call We'll call Taylor tomorrow. We'll make
sure that we can get her on the phone tomorrow
and you.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Can talk to me, thank you. Okay, yeah, yeah, But
am I some sort of a mentally challenged Aaron, No.
Speaker 6 (26:37):
Not even I didn't say that.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
It was like, why am I even listening to to
begin with?
Speaker 5 (26:42):
You're virgin who can't drive.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
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Speaker 2 (26:54):
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Speaker 4 (27:22):
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Speaker 1 (27:26):
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Speaker 11 (27:32):
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Speaker 2 (27:37):
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Speaker 6 (27:39):
I mean a large?
Speaker 5 (27:39):
He means a venti. Yeah, the biggest funny that.
Speaker 11 (27:42):
Venti is large, no vent is twenty large is large.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
In fact, pole is large, and grande is Spanish for large.
Venti's the only one that doesn't be large. He's also
the only one that's Italian. Congratulations are stupid in three languages.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria ramire Is in a
game of trivia for twice tickets.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Then let's meet today's contestant for you verus Victoria, Christy.
What's up, Christy? How are you? I'm great?
Speaker 6 (28:11):
How about yourself?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Wonderful? Thank you for asking? Are you ready to go
or what? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (28:16):
Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Are you demolished? I'm filling a win today. Like you
could hear Christy's eyes roll over the phone.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Okay, sure, all right, we're gonna send Victoria out of
the studio and here we go, Christy. The game is
played like this. You have thirty seconds answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't, no one just say
pass and Victoria has to beat you outright to win. Okay,
you got it all right, Here we go. Your time
starts now. What is the smallest unit of life?
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Adam?
Speaker 3 (28:50):
What is the name for the yellow dust produced by
plants that often triggers spring allergies hollen? What organ in
the human body detoxifies chemicals and metabolis drugs the liver?
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Which state has the most ski resorts.
Speaker 9 (29:09):
California?
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Which video game series features the character Master Chief.
Speaker 6 (29:15):
Helo.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
All right, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio and yeah,
I'm pointing at her and while she's getting ready and
putting her headphones on and stuff, Christy, what are you
most excited for this holiday season?
Speaker 9 (29:31):
Hanging out with family?
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Are there any family members that you don't want to see?
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Don't do that. They don't know, they don't listen.
Speaker 6 (29:44):
That's actually true, we don't know.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
I'm most excited to see my kids.
Speaker 9 (29:50):
My kids are away for college.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
All right, Victoria, which relative do you not want to see?
Speaker 4 (29:56):
You?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Mind?
Speaker 11 (30:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
All right, Here we go thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
stay passed and you have to be Christie outright. So
when Christy, you can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 9 (30:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
What is the smallest unit of life? Ooh, yikes?
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Tell what is the name for the yellow dust produced
by plants that often triggers spring allergies.
Speaker 6 (30:22):
That makes sense.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Polin, what organ in the human body detoxifies chemicals and
metabolizes drugs? Bro what yikes? And then which state has
the most ski resorts?
Speaker 2 (30:34):
I don't know what the question was?
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Which video game series features the character Master Chief?
Speaker 2 (30:42):
I don't know book on next? No question, I don't
know if I show the answer, Wait now, I want
to get it. Actually I don't know the answer.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
All right, listen it over to the scoreboard and see
how you guys did with our scoreboard Producer Freeze, all.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Right, Christy had three wait for it, and Victoria had two.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Christy, congratulations, did it beat Victoria?
Speaker 14 (31:01):
Oh yeah, you got twice tickets?
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Oh yeah she did. That's right. Let's get the answers
that with Nina. The smallest unit of life is the cell.
Speaker 8 (31:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Hallin is the name for yellow dust produced that causes
allergies and stuff. The liver is the organ in the
human body that detoxifies chemicals and metabolizes drugs.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
You said enzyme. It's not an organ. I'm not gonna lie.
I didn't hear the word organ. I just heard body.
And like right, right right, so that makes yes.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Oddly enough, New York has the most ski resorts, surprising,
way surprising.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Their mountains aren't that big.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
And then the video game series that features the character
master Chief is Halo.
Speaker 4 (31:45):
Huh character Every game video game has a master Chief though,
like I said, Kong Fu Panda and that's still be right.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
They got master she fo not just same most and
also not a video game or is it. I don't know, Christy,
thank you for playing, thank you.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
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single weekday morning. Remember if you want to play just
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Speaker 15 (32:22):
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Speaker 1 (32:22):
Rachel is on the phone today for our first day
follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Zaye.
So in a few minutes we'll call him and see
I feels heuse why he's ghostinger and maybe get her
a second date if she still wants one. But first, Rachel,
how long has it been since you heard from Zayane.
Speaker 11 (32:37):
It's been five days since I heard from zay okay,
because we're not counting or anything right now.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Have you tried to reach out to it?
Speaker 11 (32:48):
I have, and like, you know, I heard from him
like right after our date, like that night and like
everything game, chill, and then I heard nothing after that.
Speaker 9 (32:57):
Oh yeah, and like he and.
Speaker 11 (33:00):
Posted some stuff on his like is the story about
the we went to a concert? And he you know,
he also actually like posted in his grid and stuff
like that, and people who have commented on it, he's
responded to them there.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
So I guess if.
Speaker 9 (33:13):
You can respond on Instagram, why can't you respond.
Speaker 5 (33:15):
To your day?
Speaker 11 (33:20):
Yeah, so that's like me the big like, uh oh,
what's going on, dude?
Speaker 2 (33:24):
All right? Tell us about the date?
Speaker 11 (33:27):
Yeah, So, we like met at this venue in and
it was this total dive.
Speaker 6 (33:32):
Bar like vibes.
Speaker 11 (33:34):
It was very punk energy, like we had message on
and off about the band that we both happened to
like have tickets to this underground indie group thing like,
so it was just perfect. It was like you know,
a thing that we're both into, you know, and like
it was a black We were in the front row.
We were like both super sweating and dancing and screaming
(33:56):
the lyrics, like he actually knew all the lyrics. Like
so he wasn't a was ther, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (34:02):
And it just felt like we were.
Speaker 11 (34:03):
Teams again, like you know, he told me close during
this one like slow build song, and like we made
out hard in the front row, no shame like teenagers.
Speaker 5 (34:13):
Like it was still good.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
I love that.
Speaker 11 (34:17):
Yeah, like you know, like it got a little handsy,
but like I'm not gonna lie, like it felt like natural,
like in the moment, it wasn't anything like sleepy, so
he wasn't Like there.
Speaker 5 (34:25):
Were no bad vines. There were like red flags.
Speaker 11 (34:28):
Like the night of the day, you know, m hm,
did you guys just do anything after the concert? I
mean we didn't do anything like after the concert, you know,
like we were outside and like pops and stuff a bit,
but like you know, we didn't we didn't go to
like you know, like take a coffee or something afterwards.
It was just a concert.
Speaker 9 (34:49):
We were staying up pretty late.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
You know. Okay, it was okay, you know, we felt.
Speaker 11 (34:55):
Like teams at that point.
Speaker 9 (34:56):
It was like I'm tired.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
Yeah, is there anything that happened then during the concert
or at any point that may have been why he's gone.
Speaker 6 (35:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (35:08):
Like it felt so real and like, honestly, like so
many guys pretend to like live music and stuff, but
like Zain actually knew the stuff, like I said, like
he was scream singing the lyrics and he knew all
of them, like he didn't have to try hard. He
was like actually into it like I am. So I
don't know, it felt real, like there are definitely some
(35:29):
guys who like you know, again, I guess they're disposers
who like try to be like oh yeah, I love pop.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Punk still, right, Okay, well, why do you think he's
ghosting you?
Speaker 6 (35:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (35:43):
Like so like maybe like when we were outside, like
it was freezing, so I asked him for his jacket
and like jokingly, I said, like, oh, a real gentlemen
would have offered it to me by now, and like
we both laughed and like then he gave his jacket
to me and like kissed me on the cheek and
like it was kind of like a stiffer kiss than
(36:05):
like I mean a fool on makeout like we did
in the front row, but like I don't know, he said, like, oh,
you didn't give me a chance to be a gentleman
before you just.
Speaker 9 (36:14):
Took it and like laughed and walked away.
Speaker 11 (36:16):
So it seemed very like oh, like I don't know,
it was flirting, but like weird, maybe like maybe I
offended him by asking for his jacket.
Speaker 9 (36:30):
I don't know, it's weird.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Yeah, that would be a strange reason to go somebody,
I think, yeah.
Speaker 11 (36:37):
And like and he gave me the jacket, like if
he was like hah no and then didn't and it
was like, oh I said something wrong, or like I
really offended him.
Speaker 5 (36:45):
I don't think, like I have.
Speaker 11 (36:47):
His jacket, Like he didn't even take it with him
at the end of the night. So it also felt
like he's letting me wear his jacket and I'll give
it to him like back to him on the second date.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
Maybe he just felt weird that you got to it first,
because you know, dudes can be like that, like if
it's not their idea or if they're not the ones
in control, they get all weird.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
I mean, which again would be a stupid.
Speaker 11 (37:06):
Reason, but just you know, especially because I have his
jacket like I have it.
Speaker 5 (37:13):
Yeah, don't ghost me if you want your clothes back.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
All right, well we'll see if that is the reason.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
We'll play a song come back, and then call him
and see if you'll tell us why he's ghosting you
and maybe get you a second date.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Okay, okay, all right, we'll get your first day follow up. Next.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Rachel is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by
a guy named Zaye. So in a second we're going
to call him and see if he'll tell us why
he's ghostinger and maybe get her a second date if
she still wants one. But before we do that, Rachel,
why don't you break down your situation with Zaye real quick?
Speaker 11 (37:41):
First date went and thought some live music, made out
in the front left row, like we're teenagers, had a
great time. He Maybe I upset him because I said, hey,
a gentleman would have offered his jacket by this point
when we went outside and it was cold.
Speaker 6 (37:58):
Maybe you took it the wrong way.
Speaker 5 (37:59):
I don't have his jacket.
Speaker 11 (38:01):
I haven't heard from him in five days, but he
is responding to comments on his coach from the concert.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
So yeah, I don't know you ready for us to
call him?
Speaker 11 (38:12):
I am okay, here we go.
Speaker 14 (38:15):
Okay, noll hi, man, I speak to Zain please.
Speaker 6 (38:29):
Yeah, this is where he's going.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Hey, Zane, how are you? This is a radio show.
It's called The Jewbel Show. Hi, san Amina, Hi, I'm
make sure you. My name is Jubel. What's going on?
Speaker 6 (38:39):
Oh yeah you guys? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Oh cool? Hey, thank you man, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Well, we're calling you today because somebody wanted us to
call you.
Speaker 15 (38:49):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
So I don't know if you.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
How much you listen to the show, But we do
a segment called the First Day follow Up. That's where
if you go out on a date with somebody and
then you go some that person can email us to
you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting.
Speaker 15 (39:04):
Oh yeah, it's about Rachel.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Yes, it is about Rachel. Do you have a second?
Tell us why you're ghosting?
Speaker 14 (39:12):
Here?
Speaker 6 (39:12):
Man?
Speaker 11 (39:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (39:14):
God, okay?
Speaker 6 (39:15):
All right?
Speaker 15 (39:16):
Uh, Like I mean's just super cool, like fun, but
there's pals.
Speaker 6 (39:26):
It's like it's just like this thing. Man.
Speaker 15 (39:28):
Uh, she's got this she's got this nose ring and
it's like this this like giant hoop, right, and it's
got this like dangly little charm that's just gonna lay
hanging out of her nose. And like god, I kept
like moving when she was talking, and like I didn't
(39:49):
really notice it at first, like when we were because
we're going to beg you writing super dark, Like once
we got outside and like I couldn't take my eyes off.
It was just like immediately, oh.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
No, oh, so like you kiss her and stuff though.
Speaker 6 (40:03):
Right, yeah, no, for sure.
Speaker 15 (40:05):
I mean, like, you know, we were in the heat
of the moment in the show and it was you know,
kind of dark at that and you know, it's all
felt really good at the moment, but like once we
got outside and like the street lights and stuff, like,
it's just like, I mean, this thing is not just
like a nosing. It's like a wind time. Like I
could not stop looking at it. Like I had like
(40:27):
a nightmare about it that night.
Speaker 6 (40:30):
It was bad.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Oh no, And that's the reason just that.
Speaker 15 (40:36):
I mean, yeah, I just like I just like could
not stop looking at it. Like the whole time she
was talking to me, I was just like, this is
just I just I just could not do it.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
It was not what if she took it out. Can
you just not unsee it?
Speaker 6 (40:53):
I mean, I don't know. I mean it feels like.
Speaker 15 (40:58):
I don't know, man, it's just like I put her
whole look and aesthetic and like, I don't know, I
just was not feeling that.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
All right, Well, thank you for telling us. Appreciate that.
I don't know how big this nose ring is. Hey, Rachel,
how big is your nose ring?
Speaker 2 (41:15):
A windshie for your spa. That's Rachel. She's been listening
and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 15 (41:23):
No, okay, I did not realize you were on there too.
Speaker 11 (41:28):
Okay, oh yeah, I like aesthetic takedown. So you're ghosting
me because of my style with my like average sized
nose ring, my nose jangle.
Speaker 15 (41:42):
Look okay, Like I'm not trying to be a jerk
or anything.
Speaker 6 (41:45):
It's just not for me, all right. You know, it's
just not as good.
Speaker 11 (41:50):
You made out with me, like you were going to propose,
and then you disappeared because my jewelry was a minimal
enough for your sensitive indie eyes.
Speaker 15 (42:01):
Come on, like that's kind of funny, but like it's
not personal, right, I just like I couldn't unsee it,
Like the thing just felt like it had like its
own my personality, like it was like on a His.
Speaker 11 (42:12):
Name is Gerald, he swings my laugh and you live
been great friends.
Speaker 6 (42:18):
Okay, okay, that's kind of actually.
Speaker 11 (42:26):
Okay, But like you're such a poser, like you're acting
like you're into punk shows, but you can't handle a
nose ring.
Speaker 6 (42:34):
Look, I am Abbie.
Speaker 15 (42:36):
Clearly I did to punctures, all right, Like I mean,
I just don't want to date the merch table, you know.
Speaker 11 (42:43):
Wow, And I don't want to date a suit who
stakes his way through life.
Speaker 6 (42:49):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 15 (42:50):
Doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 11 (42:52):
Listen, I'm going to keep your jacket, laying you don't
deserve it. It's too cool for you, you know what.
Speaker 15 (43:04):
You can keep the jacket because I don't really ever
want to see that thing again.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Honestly, saying would you like another date with Rachel won't
pay for it.
Speaker 15 (43:13):
No, that's gonna be a hard pass with you guys.
Speaker 5 (43:16):
Oh cool.
Speaker 9 (43:16):
You know Gerald feels the same way and he doesn't
want to see you again.
Speaker 6 (43:20):
So yeah, I'm with Gerald.
Speaker 9 (43:23):
We don't want to see you again.
Speaker 5 (43:24):
We don't need this date.
Speaker 6 (43:26):
Cool.
Speaker 15 (43:26):
I got a guy who name you named your nose ring. Gerald,
kur Well, I'm gonna let you guys have a happy
life together, and you know what, you can keep the jacket,
you know, I don't.
Speaker 6 (43:36):
I don't ever need to wear that thing again.
Speaker 9 (43:38):
Oh yeah, I'm sure you have a ton more in
your closet because you're such a fake opposer and you.
Speaker 11 (43:43):
Just have them there to like try and be cool
and recapture your youth.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Bro, it's time for Nina's.
Speaker 3 (43:51):
What's trending. There may be a new name for American football.
What maybe getting a complete makeover and getting a completely
different name.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
That's not happening.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
I'm gonna tell you why we think that that is
true in just a second. But first, if you're feeling
a little hungry, I'm gonna make you starving because we're
talking about chapolt Le.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
I know Victoria loves her.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
Chipotle, but this is kind of a collection that you
didn't see coming, you know, Base Bays, bas Bays Bass
the Luggage collection. Yes, they've teamed up with Chipotle and
they've got the Whole to Go collection, which is dropping
this week.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:27):
Wait, it's a capsule collection that features eleven pieces, and
each piece was designed to make transporting Chipotle a destiny
to any destination effortless in chic So if you look
at it, it's silver. So like, there's a bag that
looks like the wrapping that you get on your burrito,
like aluminum foil. And then there's another one that's got
like a little pocket so you could stick your burrito
(44:48):
to go.
Speaker 4 (44:49):
So fucking but then it's like the rest of the collection,
it's like one of them looks like the brown Chipotle bag.
Speaker 3 (44:56):
Yeah, there's that option too, So we're just staying really
in the theme. I just always get so I don't
want to say excited, but impressed by the different collaborations
between food chains and like clothing.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
To make it a lifestyle, nothing can be what it
is anymore. Everything has to be something else.
Speaker 4 (45:15):
Right, Wow, I know, I mean it is impressive how
they've made this look like Chipotle.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
Would you bring a burrito bag around? No, I wouldn't,
But you're lying right now. You're lying so hard.
Speaker 3 (45:28):
Yes, you would think about it, think about it before
you speak, because you know you would.
Speaker 4 (45:32):
I mean, that's how to tell your bag from someone
else's bag.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
No one else's bag looks like a burrito.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
Would you be happier if it was a burrito bowl
Victoria because I thought you loved Chipotle.
Speaker 4 (45:40):
I love Chipotle, but I don't know if I want
my bag to look like I love Chipotle.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
It seems like you gotta go incognitiove. Why are you
judging people that love it? I'm not judging I love it.
I just don't want to walk around with it. Well,
if you.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
Have no shame and you do want to walk around
with the burrito bag collection is available now, not sponsored,
just really funny. Now back to American football, why would
it be getting renamed? President Trump says soccer is the
real football, so the American sports should be renamed. So
people are now speculating and starting to brainstorm different names
(46:18):
for American football, like grid iron, pig skin, what full
contact chess.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
That's whole contact us. Just keep football? Who caress like
American football and like actual football? Just keep it. That
has been It's just another distraction, That's all it is,
is another distraction by the Trump dude. I mean maybe,
but what a silly thing.
Speaker 3 (46:43):
Because I know that they were doing this whole thing
for the World Cup on Friday, and they were talking
about where it was going to be, and Trump was
at the big party and yeah, so that's probably his moment.
Maybe he just wants soccer fans or football fans to
like him. So he was like, no, soccer is the real.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
Let me stand up for what's important right now. I
don't know. I like to say, I'm watching pigskin on Sunday?
What is what's trending?
Speaker 5 (47:15):
Jebles dirty little secret?
Speaker 2 (47:17):
Hello? Hi, Hey, you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 5 (47:22):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (47:23):
Sweet?
Speaker 6 (47:24):
What is it?
Speaker 11 (47:25):
My dirty little secret is that I've been talking to
this guy for a few months now off of Hinder,
and I've never seen him in person yet, but we're
finally about to meet up. It's been a few months
and I think I'm really falling for this guy because
he's super sweet and the pictures that I've seen, he's hot,
(47:47):
and he's funny and he's, you know, not like the
typical guy that will text you at you know, one
two o'clock in the morning like what are you doing?
What are you a type of stuff. Yeah, he doesn't do.
Speaker 2 (47:59):
That at all.
Speaker 11 (48:00):
He's he seems like a really great, sweet guy. So
we're about to meet up and I haven't told him
that I have false teeth.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
Oh have a false teeth?
Speaker 11 (48:13):
Yeah, I so I was in a really bad accident
when I was younger, and I had to have all
of my teeth replaced. And it's not you know, it's
not like something that you just throw out there in conversation, right,
But I don't know. I'm not sure if I need
to bring it up beforehand, or if I just you know,
need to see where things go and and maybe tell
(48:37):
him in the event, like when we're full on making
out and he notices that they don't feel natural.
Speaker 9 (48:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (48:44):
I don't I just it's.
Speaker 11 (48:45):
Not like a big insecurity for me, but it is
something that you know, I don't necessarily need to hide
from him. I guess, right, that's my that's my dirty.
Speaker 3 (48:53):
Little secret to tell him either he find out. I mean,
how's he gonna find out unless it's the kind of
you're pulling out your dentures or something like that, Like
he's not gonna know.
Speaker 9 (49:04):
In their permanent So it's not it's not you know.
Speaker 11 (49:08):
I mean, I guess, like if he gets closer to me,
like later on, it may come up in conversation.
Speaker 9 (49:13):
But I don't think that I need to bring it up.
Speaker 11 (49:16):
But I don't want to have any sort of secrets
or anything that could, I don't know, be awkward later.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
Well, good luck and thank you for telling us your
dirty little secret. Thanks budd, What's your dirty little secret?
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