The Full Jubal Show from January 8th, 2026

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is a dope show. Your heart is true.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
You are.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Invited.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Everyone pull the mic just a little.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
The biggest gift would be from me and the car
Detash would say, every iconic show has their wacky cast
of characters, and the.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Jewbil Show is no different. Why it's the Jewel Show
with your drunken Nina Hi. And then there's everybody's younger sister,
Victoria Ramirez Hi. And who could forget the newest member
of the show, the Hip divorcea who loves playing Madden
almost as much as he loves his afternoon naps. Produce
some freeze. And then there's me. I'm Jewel and this

(00:52):
is the Jewbil Show. And it's a time week where
we check in and see what's going on in our lives. So, Nina,
what was up with you this week?

Speaker 5 (00:59):
While I've really big life news to share, I'm stepping
out of limbo. I am moving out of my parents' house.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Hey, your parents are gonna be a couple of empty nesty.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
I know again, how many times have I gone back
and forth? For those of you who don't know, I
moved back in with my parents about three years ago,
after I've been traveling all over the country for my career,
came back home to be closer to family, and I
also started a business which I am self funding. So
I thought it was a good idea to just you know,
hang out with mom and pops for a little while.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
So I had roomies for three years.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
But now it's time because you know how many dates
have I had in that time and what's been going?

Speaker 1 (01:37):
I mean, it would be difficult to take a date
back to your parents' house right in high school.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
Or it's like when you come home and my mom's
looking at me and she goes, so what happened? Which
I love, it's cute, but also like, don't wait up
for me, like what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:54):
I love my parents very much, but it is time.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
It's a new chapter. It's time.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
It's time for me to move on, and like, I
don't know, I'm starting over again. So it's actually really
exciting gratulation.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, congrats, that's fun.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
My parents only list seven minutes away from my new place.
You guys will have to come over, we'll have housewarming.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Victoria's up with you? This week?

Speaker 6 (02:12):
I almost booked like a flight to a wrong country
and Mexico, so like I'm in fine, but I don't know.
It's been a lot of money.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
And where were you trying to go?

Speaker 6 (02:25):
Well, I don't know, because my friend's bachelorette party is
kind of coming up.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
I'm cutting it close.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
But you don't know where the bachelrett party. You're just
booking it and hoping the bachelorette party is going to be.

Speaker 7 (02:33):
There in Mexico.

Speaker 8 (02:35):
I know it.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
I hope it's were in Cabo. I'm just gonna walk
around and see if i can find them. I know
it's bachelorette party. We're in Hawaii.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
I know it's in Mexico.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Just not in Mexico.

Speaker 8 (02:51):
She's a nurse place and.

Speaker 6 (02:53):
So she's like working a lot, so she hasn't responded
and I got it.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Buy my flight.

Speaker 6 (02:57):
I'm guessing Cancun, but it also their Mexico city or port.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
They haven't decided they she.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Just doesn't know where in Mexico is.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
I'm kind of playing like little Russian roulette.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
I'm just gonna go with kantcon. Why aren't you asking?
I don't understand this.

Speaker 6 (03:11):
I did, but she's a nurse and she's like working
all night, so she's an answer. But like, I'm at
the point where I'm getting like nervous about it, so
I kind of why.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Are the other people going? No, I say, you just
drive over the border and just ask around. Oh yeah, okay,
I'll be to the right place that way. Well, good
luck for here. You know where to go in Mexico
for the Bachelor at party. Thanks, I'll be yeah, Producer Freeze,
what's up with you? This week?

Speaker 7 (03:38):
I'm trying to get ready for my daughter to visit
for the first time. So okay, but I'm having these.

Speaker 9 (03:42):
Moments like where I'm laying in bed falling asleep and
I'm like, I don't have a whole another set of
bed sheets and blankets.

Speaker 7 (03:49):
For her, Like I have to buy that before she comes.

Speaker 9 (03:52):
So like I'm doing this whole thing at the end
of the day where I'm like, oh, I haven't planned that.

Speaker 7 (03:56):
I haven't planned that.

Speaker 9 (03:56):
She's just gonna be here to lay on the couch
and I don't know eat the whole time.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
I guess if only there was a place you could go,
they would deliver it.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yeah, you could shot that everything.

Speaker 9 (04:09):
I keep doing that though, That's what I'm doing, Like
piece my piece, I'm like, oh wait, now I need this,
Now I need that some of the things is amazing.

Speaker 7 (04:16):
You can get in like three hours. You can order
something and get it to your house in three hours.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
That was crazy. Amazon.

Speaker 7 (04:23):
Not No, I'm old.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
What's up with you? Not much? I'm very excited. I
got a new song that's coming out at the end
of the month, January twenty third, My new song g
DKP comes out, So check that out please. What is
that stand for? I can't say it on the radio.
I can't really say it on the radio. I mean
I can, but I can't. It's like one of those
things that's like if he you know, Like there's no

(04:46):
cuss words in the title of GDKP, but it's actually
a song about mental health and like how it's underrepresented
in society. That's what the song is about. But it
has like a few words in it that they don't
like to put on radio.

Speaker 10 (05:00):
Yeah, you know, got it.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
But you've been teasing it on social and it's really dope.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Thanks. Yeah, I'm excited about it. Yeah. So that's coming
out January twenty third, So follow me on where we
get your music Spotify and hopefully check it out.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
You set yourself up for the best merch can you
imagine it? Like a sweatshirt that just says gdkp's ideas
so cute. Oh dope, that's so cute.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
I'm excited about this one too, because I did the
artwork for the album, the cover, for the photo for
the song and everything myself. Like it's all yeah, yeah,
hand done so cool too.

Speaker 5 (05:30):
Than thanks Renaissance man, Yeah, sir, check it out.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
And uh, other than that, how much cough syrup and
musin X can you take before your officially low? Wayne bro?

Speaker 11 (05:43):
What?

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Because I rehab? Because rehab, that's my little allergies have
been killing me so much. But I'm like feeling way better,
but I'm slamming musinex like crazy. I'm taking a bunch
of ibuprofen. Doctor said you can do that for like
it helps with allergies with in from la, I'm not snorting.
My flone is like crazy. I've got an inhaler now.

(06:05):
But I think things are starting to loosen up. Yeah, show, as.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
Long as you don't have seizures, I think that's a
good thing. That's happened when Lil Layne had too much. Oh,
they just don't have a seizure and you should be okay,
all right, But I can remember, I'm just saying that's.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
How you know.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
I guess it's another jubile phone.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, it's a great day
at Netflix. This is pe Deakins calling from a customer
service department. We got a ticket into our website from
a Ryan. That's what I'm looking for, is it's Ryan? Yes? Hey, Ryan?

(06:43):
How you doing today?

Speaker 12 (06:44):
Not great because I'm lockout of my netlik account and
I've been on hold four hours trying to it's a minute,
the ticket and everything, and I'm just trying to feel
what's going on.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Oh well, I'm so sorry that you were on hold
for so long. You call up and nobody picked up
the phone. Huh no, wow, just left John hold for
a while.

Speaker 8 (07:08):
Yeah, what is your problem?

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Yeah, well, I'm looking at your account here, and it's
interesting that that happened to you. You called up and
we're left on hold for a while, you know, just
sitting there on hold with the old Netflix trying to
figure out why your account was canceled. Huh yeah. So anyway,
looking at your account, and that totally makes sense to me.

Speaker 8 (07:29):
What makes sense to you?

Speaker 1 (07:30):
What are you talking about? It just makes sense the
fact that you called us up and were put on
hold for a very long time and nobody picked up.
That's all. But what do you what do you wait?

Speaker 8 (07:38):
What are you doing? What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (07:40):
We went over that.

Speaker 10 (07:41):
Why are we repeating that?

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Oh? I just wanted to point that out that it
makes you know, it's very understandable that that would happen
to you, since you do it to us all the time. Oh,
just the fact that you know, you have a tendency
to put a lot of shows on pause for a
very long time and never been That's one of the
reasons that you are locked out of your account.

Speaker 10 (08:04):
Actually, just the.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Other day you paused the show for thirty seven minutes
was the last straw? And you've been deemed a neglectful watcher. Yeah,
there's a ton of infractions on this account. That's why
it's locked out.

Speaker 8 (08:19):
Is there anyone else I could talk to you right now?

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Because you had me a whole for hours just to
tell me that it's locked out because of.

Speaker 13 (08:24):
What because I was pausing?

Speaker 8 (08:27):
It doesn't go right now?

Speaker 1 (08:30):
You want to you want to speak to someone else? Yeah,
all right, I'll transfer the call and they can help
you out there. Hopefully you're not waiting too long. Focus
Now you're just being okay, all right, all right, please
please just hang on, yeah, and hopefully not for two hours.

(08:51):
Oh is this hello?

Speaker 13 (08:54):
Yo?

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Hi, this is Trevor in the customer service department.

Speaker 8 (08:58):
Oh my, what what are you doing right now?

Speaker 14 (09:01):
It's not what are you doing? I'm just kind of
sitting here at my desk. I've reorganized it today. And
I also got like this little hula doll like that
you put on a car dashboard, but it's like a
pig wearing a hula skirt and we goes from side
to side. So I've been tapping that for a while,
waiting for a phone call.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
What are you up to?

Speaker 15 (09:24):
I don't care, I don't I'm just trying to get
back into my Necklace account.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
The last person.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Was the and now I don't know what's going on
with you.

Speaker 7 (09:35):
You already got a long name, but I don't know
what's going on. I'm just trying to get my account.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
That's it.

Speaker 7 (09:40):
Okay.

Speaker 14 (09:40):
So I'm sorry that you're having issues with your account.
Let me just pull it up real quick.

Speaker 7 (09:45):
Okay, sorry, just fix it.

Speaker 14 (09:48):
So okay, oh uh, Well, it seems that lately I
think one of the issues. There's a bunch of infractions
on here. I don't know if the other guy told
you that, a bunch of infractions?

Speaker 6 (09:59):
This?

Speaker 2 (10:00):
What is that?

Speaker 7 (10:00):
What is going on right now?

Speaker 13 (10:01):
I have nothing to do with you.

Speaker 8 (10:03):
That's my account?

Speaker 2 (10:04):
You know what?

Speaker 7 (10:05):
You know what this?

Speaker 8 (10:06):
Cancel my account. I'm gonna find out what your name is,
where you're staying. Whatever the black guy was.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Would a boat be.

Speaker 15 (10:13):
All stationed and it's gonna be gonna be a problem
with Watch Trevor.

Speaker 8 (10:20):
That's not My name is Ryan?

Speaker 2 (10:23):
No?

Speaker 1 (10:23):
My name is Trevor? Yours?

Speaker 7 (10:26):
This yours?

Speaker 1 (10:26):
This Trevor?

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Yo?

Speaker 1 (10:29):
What your name is?

Speaker 8 (10:30):
Trevor?

Speaker 10 (10:32):
Is my name Ryan?

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Who's the last guy that.

Speaker 8 (10:36):
Was on here?

Speaker 7 (10:40):
Right now?

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Who's Ryan? Just cancel it, Ryan, cancel it. This is
actually Doubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank
on you and your wife set you up. She says
that you've been locked out of your Netflix account from
you don't know why, and she wanted me to mess
with you. Oh my god, oh my god. That's funny.

Speaker 5 (11:10):
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Speaker 5 (11:22):
I think it's fair to say that people that love
Legos are like obsessed with Legos. Like, what would you
call a hardcore Lego fan? Ooh, do they have a
name Lego?

Speaker 1 (11:31):
They should? I guarantee they do. I'll look it up.
While a legophiliac, Oh, Lego maniac, Lego file, Lego maybe.

Speaker 5 (11:39):
Well, if you already are a Lego file, you're about
to be even more of a Lego file when I
tell you what's going on with legos In just a second,
Legos are nuts. First, I do want to tell you
about what's going on in La. So this reality star
has decided that he is going to run for mayor.
But but actually I think he might have a chance.

(11:59):
It's Spencer Pratt. Do you know Spencer Pratt from Yeah,
from the Hills and Beach Mighty montag He's married to
Heidi Montage. She kind of had like a pseudo hit
last year.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
I mean, oh yeah, she did have a song that's right,
like she can't.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
It came back like it was like a song she
released like a long time, and they.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Re released it and then it was like a hit
for like a day.

Speaker 6 (12:20):
Yeah, because they tried to get it was getting her
money for her house.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
That oh, that's right, to get their house burned down
in the fire.

Speaker 5 (12:25):
Yeah, and that's actually kind of the plat Well, it
is the platform that Spencer Pratt is running on, and
this was his announcement to the world that he is
running for mayor of LA.

Speaker 16 (12:34):
That's why I am running for mayor. And let me
be clear, this just isn't a campaign. This is a mission.
And we're going to expose the system. We're going into
every dark corner of LA politics and disinfecting this city
with our light. And when we are done, La is
going to be camera ready again, Camera.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Ready, I get out of here.

Speaker 10 (13:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
I was like, all right, cool. I grew up in La, right,
you know, and I don't think I would want Spencer
Pant to be the mayor, but I was kind of
like on board. I'm like, okay, cool, because the LA
government is very very shady, right, like most governments are.
Actually every government is, no matter where you live anyway.
But until he's like camera ready. Yeah, that's where you
lost me.

Speaker 5 (13:20):
I mean, I think he was inspired by Make America
Great Again, and he was like, make La camera ready again.

Speaker 8 (13:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
I guess you got to preach to who you think
you're talking to. Except the real people who live in
La are not the actors and stuff, you know, I
mean live there, but the people that like are from there.
They don't care about being camera ready. They want to
eat food exact that's not crazy expensive, and have nice
places to live and like go warm.

Speaker 17 (13:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Maybe reduced crime rate a little.

Speaker 6 (13:43):
Bit, right, Yeah, but you know what all that after
camera ready.

Speaker 5 (13:46):
I think his hurt's in the right place, though. I
think he's kind of disconnected because he's been like on this,
you know, ral of being famous or whatever it is.
But he's very, very passionate about getting people in their
homes and everything that happened with the fires and everybody
that was displaced. So it's kind of in sing to
see him actually do something about it, because I will
respect the fact that there are so many people that
will rant and rave about something that makes them upset

(14:08):
and do absolutely nothing about it, and so the fact
that he wants to put his energy into doing that,
I do respect that.

Speaker 6 (14:15):
Yeah, but if he still wants to be like a
reality TV star, yeah, I don't know about it. I
don't know if you can like that is a job
in itself kind of, but then also like a mayor job.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
I don't think.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
I don't think he has a show right now. Oh
I don't think he does.

Speaker 18 (14:30):
He may get one. Maybe that's why he's on the
road off and make it like camera Radio. He would
definitely make that a reality show. I would watch that show.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
I know, I know. Weird things make me excited. I mean,
Heidi Montag would be the first Lady of Los Angeles. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
Wait, Hearson would come back in does she make a
new song for his.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Character a mandate that you have to listen to her
song when you drive around.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
She'd get some new music and all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
I don't hate them though, I really don't. I think
they I think they mean well either.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
I liked the big It's the ending where it's like
and you lost.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Me where you might be found? It was on chat GPT.

Speaker 5 (15:09):
Open Ai is just released that they're launching a whole
little department, not little big department to deal with health alone.
They're launching chat GPT health to deal with over two
hundred and thirty million people who are constantly asking the
chat bought health questions.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
But that scares me too, Me too.

Speaker 5 (15:24):
But they're trying to be more responsible and that it
becomes an expert in house.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
People are using Chat as their doctor. Now, well before
that they were using Google. I mean same thing, yeah
before that.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Right, So rather than taking away the issue, we just oh,
it's okay, we'll just like give you help to the issue.
Like we don't take away the AI. We keep AI, right,
We just like we.

Speaker 6 (15:46):
Say we're taking whatever you said what there weren't like
we're taking responsibility for the issue or whatever.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
But if you really wanted to fix it, you would just.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Take it away.

Speaker 6 (15:56):
AI has like has helped us, but it's also leading
us into really bad directions.

Speaker 10 (16:00):
Don't need don't do that.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
No, I think a lot of people see it. I
just didn't know that this is whatever.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
Robots and we're gonna end up because the robots.

Speaker 5 (16:08):
Well, I thought you were being a passion point because
of all the water then all the energy that's used
to use AI and all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
But I didn't know you're so passionate about it. I
know that guys listening, I just want to point out that,
as Victoria Ramirez is saying that, I personally think AI
is amazing and I'm looking forward to when it takes
over the country. Name is because I want a good job,
right Like I want to be able to live like
a nice area, be like a butler. Yeah, you know,

(16:34):
like I don't want to be. I don't want to.
I don't want to be like you're proud to be.
Because they've heard you say a bunch oh.

Speaker 6 (16:40):
Okay, so Kate, that was Nina Hodgen who was mashing
on aid.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
Ramirez loves AI. Okay, let's move on.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Could be nice of the robots now, be nice of
the robots now, and then hopefully they'll be a little
nice to you when they took the Actually.

Speaker 5 (16:55):
Speaking of robots, this may be a new birth of one.
Did you find out, ju Bowl Whatlego fans are called
a falls?

Speaker 1 (17:01):
A f o l adult fan of Lego A fall.

Speaker 5 (17:06):
Okay, so if you're an a fall, then you probably
are losing your mind over what was just released At
the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas. Lego has unveiled
a new smart playbrick. These are smart little systems that
are going to be able to talk to you as
you build.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
They're gonna add sounds, responses, no screens at all. No,
are gonna be able to talk to me? Yes, like
with actual words instead of like the words that I
make up from when I'm playing with my Lego.

Speaker 7 (17:33):
They have friends.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
I was thinking of my nephew about this, but you
know me thing I've always wanted my legal to talk to.

Speaker 5 (17:45):
Your dreams are coming true, that is what's trender.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Would be so cool if you built like a Lego
Spider Man and then we made it like toe talk.
I think you can. You can make other parts of
him talk to It just depends where you put the
leg okay, or what if they all talked at once.
That's a loud spider Man.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Having too much about like that.

Speaker 5 (18:07):
I gotta get some of those legos there. It's all
gonna cost you one fifty nine and I did not well.
It's expensive. Lego Creators are open this week.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
Wait Defensive. That's a dollar fifty.

Speaker 5 (18:24):
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Speaker 1 (18:31):
Russell is on the phone today for a first date
follow up, and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Christy.
So we're about to call her and see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
a second date. But first, Russell, how long has it
been since you heard from Christy?

Speaker 8 (18:44):
Five days?

Speaker 1 (18:46):
He said that very confidently, like you have been counting?

Speaker 15 (18:49):
Yeah, it's I mean, you know you can always debate it.
Does the first day count or you know, but I
would say five days?

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Five days? Okay? Have you tried to reach out to her?

Speaker 8 (18:58):
I did. I.

Speaker 15 (19:00):
I texted a hey, what's going on about two days ago?

Speaker 8 (19:05):
That got no response. But uh, but you know, I
mean I can only.

Speaker 15 (19:12):
One text can always be forgiven if not being responded to.
And then but I felt like if I sent a
second text, that's when it started to get creepy. Fair,
I'll tell us about your date, Okay, So all right,
So I liked I liked Chrissy.

Speaker 8 (19:26):
Chrissy.

Speaker 15 (19:27):
She she had this like calm confidence, like like this
chill like I got my life together energy, like you
need to spot somebody who's like got their stuff together.
And but but like she would like laugh with these
like trainy snorts really adorable, like you don't like like
someone just like laughs with with snort you can tell
like it's not like a fake laugh, because no one

(19:48):
would laugh that way, right, And and she also would
talk with her hands, but not like being overly dramatic.

Speaker 8 (19:54):
She was just like expressive.

Speaker 15 (19:56):
So you felt like you were really drawn into conversation
with her. And so we went on this like simple date,
like an indoor kind of date thing, what did you
do indoors? So we met at this like paint your
own mug night at like this wine bar. It's like
low key, cozy, warm lighting, you know, lots of mismatch
chairs and indie music and stuff like that and h

(20:18):
and we sat across from each other and painted our
mugs while tearing childhood stories and you know, sipping paint
on the water.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
It's a nice spin on sipping paint.

Speaker 8 (20:29):
Yeah, it was. It was nice.

Speaker 15 (20:31):
And then there was a moment that I think probably
brought the ghosting along.

Speaker 8 (20:36):
So while we're painting, Chrissy goes up and she's chatting
with a girl.

Speaker 15 (20:40):
The front counter because she needs to grab more glazes
like you do.

Speaker 8 (20:45):
And but but then she said, I always attract the
quiet ones.

Speaker 15 (20:50):
And the front desk girl like laughed, and then she
responded with, well, hey, those are usually the weird ones,
and she was like, usually the weird ones. Yeah, And
it's like it's weird when you hear you can't unhear that.
The moment you hear that, your brain just starts spiral,
spiraling and spiraling, even though you're in the middle of
the date. You're just trying to like throw yourself together

(21:11):
and despite the fact that.

Speaker 8 (21:12):
Your brain is just going in a hundred directions. Uh.

Speaker 15 (21:15):
And I like, honestly, like I was convinced she was
she was talking about me, because who else was she
going to be talking.

Speaker 8 (21:22):
About at this wine bar?

Speaker 15 (21:24):
And like I'm thinking, like, Okay, she thinks I'm awkward,
or like I'm too introverted, or or like I'm not
like fun or anything, or like just not like the
guy she had hoped she wanted. So I spend the
entire rest of the date overthinking every single word that
comes out of my mouth, Like am I being boring?

Speaker 8 (21:42):
Am I being too serious? Too slow to joke back?

Speaker 15 (21:45):
I like like should I be talking or should I
be talking less?

Speaker 8 (21:48):
Did I pick the wrong mug shape?

Speaker 15 (21:51):
You know, It's like did I go for the T
mug when I should have gone for like the gigantic
black coffee mug, and I'm just you know, and it
just it's she felt like like emotional and insecure, and
I felt like I was everything I'm not.

Speaker 8 (22:05):
For the rest of the day.

Speaker 17 (22:06):
And even though and I mean, Christy seemed totally normal
and and she even laughed a few times, but like
I felt like I was like closing off and I
was trying way too hard to not seem weird, which
is like the best way to seem weird.

Speaker 15 (22:21):
But still at the end, like we took a picture
holding our mugs, but in my head, like I would,
I just thought like she she was skiff and like
she's uncomfortable, like stiff and uncomfortable because of me.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Okay, but I felt chemistry.

Speaker 8 (22:35):
So that's the thing.

Speaker 15 (22:35):
It's like I felt like chemistry, but like embarrassment, like
she'd seemed totally through me.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
So you had a really emotional night.

Speaker 15 (22:43):
Yeah, And so after five days of silence, I'm convinced
she probably told her friends I'm the weird, quiet guy
at the wine bar, and I just I feel like
I just want to explain, maybe try again, because I
think there's potential if like we could just get off
on the right foot.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
Okay, Russell is on the phone and he's getting ghosted
by a woman named Chrissy. So in a second, we're
gonna call her see if she'll tell us why she's
ghosting him and maybe get him a second date. But
before we do that, Russell, why don't you break down
your date again for us real quick?

Speaker 10 (23:11):
Ali?

Speaker 15 (23:12):
Five days ago, I had a great what started off
as a great date with Chrissy at this wine bar
where we were painting mugs, and then all of a sudden,
I overhear her talking about the weird and creepy quiet
ones and I just it sent me the rest of
the date. I was like, not stand offish, but I
definitely was overthinking everything. And now she hasn't sent me

(23:32):
a text or anything in five days.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
And you're pretty sure when she was talking to the
person at the place, he went about the quiet, weird,
creepy people.

Speaker 15 (23:40):
Think of anybody else she would have been talking about
unless she had a full history with the person working
at the wine bar.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
All right, well here we go. Are you ready for
us to call her?

Speaker 8 (23:49):
I think so?

Speaker 2 (23:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (23:50):
Okay, Hi, may.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
I speak to Chrissy? Please? Hey, Chrissy, how are you?
This is a radio show. It's called The Jubile Show. Hi, Chrissy,
I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. I'm Freezing producer, and my
name is Jubell. How are you.

Speaker 13 (24:16):
I'm good and I'm not prepared for this.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Have you ever listened to the show before?

Speaker 8 (24:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Well, if you've ever heard a first Date follow up before,
that's the segment where if you end up ghosting somebody,
they can call us to get you on the phone
and ask why you're ghosting them. We got an email
about you, Chrissy.

Speaker 13 (24:35):
Oh, okay, any idea who you're ghosting that would be
wanting to figure out why?

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Yeah? I kind of know who is it?

Speaker 1 (24:46):
This guy Russell Russell. Nope, it's a guy named Jim,
you know, Jim Jubal. Yes it is Russell. Russell emailed
us and said that he went on date with you.
We thought it was he thought you were awesome, But
now you're ghosting him and he's wondering if you'll tell
us why.

Speaker 13 (25:05):
I mean, it's kind of embarrassing for him, baby, both
of us.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Okay, would you mind just telling us a little bit
about it? He's really curious okay.

Speaker 13 (25:16):
So it was the way he sat sat Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Okay, what does that mean?

Speaker 13 (25:22):
Okay, I mean I know this sounds insane, but we
were at this like paint your own.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Lug place, huh, and he he just sat.

Speaker 13 (25:32):
There for twenty minutes without moving that blanking. It's a
totally statue esque.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
So he just sat there like a statue.

Speaker 15 (25:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Was he talking at all? Or he was just quiet
least sitting there, No.

Speaker 13 (25:47):
Like totally in the zone, not speaking nothing. He was
freaking me out.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Was he painting his mug? Yes, okay, to be doing yeah,
Like I'm picturing him stopping his mug and just staring
off in his face very stiffly. So he was. He
was doing his mug. But the way that he was
sitting in, like his demeanor, what it creep you out
or something?

Speaker 8 (26:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (26:10):
Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 5 (26:12):
Was it like I'm sitting up super straight and frozen
or like kind of hunched over and frozen. Like did
he at least feel like he was frozen in a
comfortable position?

Speaker 8 (26:20):
What?

Speaker 1 (26:21):
I don't know, because then it would make you have
like different you know, it.

Speaker 13 (26:24):
Looks very uncomfortable and that also freaked me out. Okay, yeah,
he wasn't moving like at all. It was giving me
like low key serial killer vibe.

Speaker 11 (26:36):
Oh okay, well, i'd be curious to know if he
is one of those same We could just ask him, Chrissy,
Russell is on the phone and wants to talk to you.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Wait he is, Yes, he is Russell. Hey, Chrissy, Yeah, Hey,
are you moving Russell right now?

Speaker 15 (27:03):
Sorry, I'm just I'm a little taken aback here. I'm
just like I'm finding myself. It's a little weird. I'd
be ghosted over the fact that I put effort into
painting a mug.

Speaker 8 (27:13):
I didn't even pick the mug place.

Speaker 15 (27:15):
I just sort of thought, like, Okay, she cares about mugs,
and so I'm sitting there like making it not seem
like I'm making fun of the fact that we're painting
these mugs that she wanted to paint.

Speaker 13 (27:27):
Yeah, but we were on a date, Like Harry schuposed
to get to know me. If you're just sitting there
frozen painting a mug.

Speaker 8 (27:32):
The whole time I was concentrating it. It's called being focused.

Speaker 15 (27:37):
It was, you know, I was trying to make this
mug look like it was worthy of the date.

Speaker 13 (27:43):
Yeah, but you look like you were buffering.

Speaker 15 (27:49):
You went silent in there as well. I mean, you
were trying to paint the perfect mug on your side.
It seemed like like, honestly, it seemed like you were
like writing your resignation letter to the universe.

Speaker 8 (28:00):
Like we were inactivity. I mean you weren't talking either.

Speaker 13 (28:05):
Yeah, because I was sitting across from you, so I
figured I might as well just sit here and paint
my mug too.

Speaker 7 (28:11):
Sounds like a couple of kids on their day, Okay.

Speaker 15 (28:16):
I mean I get that you were focusing on the mug,
but honestly, like I overheard you talking to.

Speaker 8 (28:21):
The lady from the wine bar and you were kind
of talking about me.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
What, No, I wasn't.

Speaker 15 (28:28):
You were talking about attracting the quiet guys and like
how they're the weird ones.

Speaker 13 (28:34):
Oh yeah, I was talking about you and telling her
how you were quiet weirdo.

Speaker 8 (28:40):
Okay, so that feels pretty aggressive.

Speaker 15 (28:43):
We just met and we were in the middle of
like making these mugs.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
You know what.

Speaker 13 (28:47):
I'm really busy, so I'm going to go now.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Oh okay, Russell Christ's Chrissy.

Speaker 8 (28:55):
I have a good day.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
I see why you liked im.

Speaker 8 (29:04):
I you know, I gotta be honest.

Speaker 15 (29:06):
I thought doing an activity on a first date was
going to like bring about conversation.

Speaker 10 (29:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (29:12):
I did not think it was going to create a
level of uh, you know, just like intensity from her.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
It doesn't sound like this was a you thing though, Russell.
It just sounds like, yeah, maybe something else is going
on there. She definitely didn't like your vibe when you're
paying the mug, that's for sure.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Maybe she was like painting.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (29:30):
You know what. The worst part is, I forgot the
mug at the wine bar.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
And you focused so hard. It is the first thing.
So I have to ask, no matter what, Christy, would
you like to go on another date with Russell? We'll
pay for it. No, thank you, I'm not interested in
another date with you wrestle, even though I thought you
were super sexy with the stubble and all. So she said, no, sorry,
How did you know I hadn't shaved? What am I

(29:59):
some sort of a I only challenged airhead.

Speaker 10 (30:02):
No, not even I didn't say that.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
It was like, why am I even listening to you?

Speaker 10 (30:07):
To begin with your virgin who can't dry?

Speaker 1 (30:11):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria in a game of
trivia for Cardi B tickets and let's meet today's contestant
for you were Victoria, April? What up, April? How are you?

Speaker 19 (30:27):
I'm good?

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (30:28):
You ready to go? It crushed?

Speaker 2 (30:33):
I'm gonna try to not get crunhed.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
Oh I try that every day. Doesn't really work out
for me.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
But Victoria hit her head in the shower yesterday, Yes,
and you know what she did right after she hit
her head, She went to bed just the work clear
didn't know it wasn't right after.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
I was in the shower still and I felt like
I was about to throw up. I thought I was
gonna face, I know, like I was gonna faint well,
and I was like, I don't feel good. I gotta
get out of here. So I heard it wash your
body and got out and then I was like, I
need to lay down.

Speaker 7 (31:01):
So those are all symptoms for concussion. One thing you're
not supposed to do.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Is go to suit.

Speaker 6 (31:06):
Yeah, I thought my body was telling me Victoria, go
to bed. Nina Alway says, listen to your body.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
So I do say that. All right, lucky to have you.
We'll see how Rod you're here, You'll see how she's
gonna do even though she's concused. All right, we'll send
Victoria out of the studio. Here we go, April thirty seconds.
Answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say passed, and Victoria has to be you outright

(31:31):
to win? Okay, alright, all right, here we go. Your
time starts. Now.

Speaker 5 (31:38):
What is the first city in the world to host
both the summer and Winter Olympics?

Speaker 3 (31:45):
A parrot?

Speaker 5 (31:48):
What part of the brain controls balance and coordination? What
is the pH of pure water.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
Zero?

Speaker 5 (32:02):
Which hemisphere experiences winter from June to August?

Speaker 13 (32:08):
See Eastern?

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Okay, got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into the studio,
and while she's getting settled and putting on her headphones
and stuff, here's a question for you, April. Have you
ever streamed the show on any of your devices? So personal?

Speaker 2 (32:26):
I no, I mean not live streaming, but I watch
of you guys and stuff.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Okay, that's good, that's good. But also you know, you
can stream us live on whatever app you prefer to
do that on. You can even go to the iHeartRadio
app and then just make the station your favorite and
then it's automatically going to be there for you wherever
you are. April you could you could do that if
you wanted to.

Speaker 13 (32:49):
I hear that's the thing.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Yeah, all right, Victoria is back in the studio. Here
we go thirty seconds. Answers make us as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass and you have
to beat April outright to win in April. You can
tell Victoria when to go.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Okay, right, not just kidding.

Speaker 5 (33:14):
What is the first city in the world to host
both the summer and winter Olympics?

Speaker 3 (33:18):
Olympic it's gonna paris.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
What part of the brain controls balance and coordination? Not
what I have?

Speaker 3 (33:27):
That was my answer.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Okay, what is the pH of pure water?

Speaker 3 (33:32):
What could stand for?

Speaker 12 (33:33):
No?

Speaker 1 (33:33):
What is the pH of pure water?

Speaker 5 (33:36):
Zero? Which hemisphere experiences winter from June to August at hemisphere?

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Wait winter June?

Speaker 1 (33:43):
I don't know. I dang it.

Speaker 6 (33:44):
Wait wait wait oh wait, what that's like different? That's
like when we're summer. So it's the opposite of us,
who's opposite of us?

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Who's opposite normal? We'll find it kind of in the
right direction. But to that in just a second. But first,
let's find out anyone and send it over to the
scoreboard with our scoreboard, our producer.

Speaker 7 (34:05):
Free, has anybody scored into like the last three days?

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Wow, you're coming in.

Speaker 9 (34:10):
Hot April zero Victoria zero zero zero.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
April. That means you win though, congratulations, Victoria didn't beat
you out right, You got CARDI B tickets and you
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that's good.

Speaker 5 (34:33):
But don't you love that this is the place where
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Speaker 1 (34:39):
That's great.

Speaker 5 (34:41):
The first city in the world to host both the
Summer and Winter Olympics is Beijing. Oh dang it, so,
sarahbellum is the part of the brain that controls balance
and coordination. I don't have the pH of pure water
is seven neutral. I had no idea that's a hard
seven and negative seven.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
Aren't those the numbers?

Speaker 10 (34:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (35:00):
I swear bought his water bottles. Actually that you bring
in her jubil that one that you have that's not
the h one. It has a seven on it. But
I never understood why. That's why, that's why. And then
I've heard the opposite is dang it, let's get you
know that the hemisphere of that experience is winter from
June to August is the summer, the southern hemisphere. What

(35:20):
I just think of Australia, and so it's whatever hemisphere
Australia is in, that's the one.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Yeah, like, when we're in summer, Australia's winter.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
Do you know me the North Pole is in the
winter when we're in summer?

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Wrong?

Speaker 3 (35:32):
Yeah, all of y'all are thinking about it.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Oh no, I don't either. This is just what they answer.
I don't even know where the North Pole is anymore
because our poles are shifting.

Speaker 18 (35:40):
They are they do that, they do? Wait, dang it,
all right, thank you for playing.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Just like what's a pole? The congratulations you play? You
vers Victoria. This is the same time every single day,
every weekday morning. Remember if you want to play, just
DM must at the Juble Show or go to the
jubileshow dot com. Yeah, the polls shift. As a matter
of fact, the poles can shift really quickly and that

(36:10):
could cause the end of the world if that happened.
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Again, guys, don't get me started. I'm concused.

Speaker 18 (36:18):
It's time to catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Tammy's on the phone today for to catch a cheater,
and she's been with her boyfriend Don for three years,
but now she thinks he might be stepping out. So
let's see if we can help her out. Tammy, I'm
sorry you're going through but what's up. Why do you
think Don's cheating on you?

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Hey? Uh, yeah, I think he might be cheating because
there so we've been Yeah, we've been dame.

Speaker 15 (36:44):
For a while.

Speaker 19 (36:45):
We don't live together, but you know, I say, wrre
its place a lot. And one night two weeks ago,
it was like two am, and we were both sleeping
in his bed and then somebody rang the doorbell, so
I hessleep, so like, I got up and I looked
through the thing and it was a woman answered the

(37:06):
dorms and she was like, oh my god, it was
blue a wrong house, and then walked away.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Okay, so that was it was really weird.

Speaker 5 (37:20):
Yeah, was she like normal looking woman or like drugged
out or like wasted?

Speaker 1 (37:25):
I mean two in the morning when you read your door,
you know it would be right. Yeah, there's always a high.

Speaker 19 (37:32):
She was relatively normal, like I wouldn't She didn't seem
like she was drugged out or like super wasted or
anything like that.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Okay, okay, yeah, but she said it's blue, wrong house,
I'm sorry something like that, walked off. Yeah, weird. Yeah,
what's blue house? Yeah it's blue right right?

Speaker 2 (37:50):
What what does that mean? So I I asked.

Speaker 19 (37:53):
Him about it the next morning, and he seemed like
really surprised and kind of freaked out by the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
Yeah, and that was.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
You know, just bizarre, Like it was just super bizarre
all around. And then since then he's been acting.

Speaker 19 (38:07):
Really weird, like just usually you know, we talk all
the time, especially after work, and he's.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Being pretty distant, it seems pretty consistent, and also definitely
guarding his phone a lot more. You know, in the past,
this phone has just been like out right, you know,
like and now it's just like I'm noticing it because
everything else is weird. Yeah, it doesn't need to be
you know, want to be quite as physical because everything

(38:38):
is off. It feels really off to me.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
It all changed after that weird person at the door
too in the morning at his house.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Yeah, it's like and then also there was a text
I did see, like, or at least I saw the
notification from some person named Kendra, some woman named Kendra.
So I don't know what I was about. I don't
know who Kendra is.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Ask about Kender.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
I did not because I don't know. Like everything about
it seems really weird, and I'm just kind of like, well,
he's been guarding his phone more as this something that
he's talking with this person in kindrack, and like I
bring it up, then maybe I'm giving up the fact
that I saw this. I don't know. It's just a really.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Well it's like you're still trying to feel.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Uncomfortable, and he seems uncomfortable.

Speaker 5 (39:28):
Well, trying to put all these pieces together kind of
makes it feel like it's weird and like almost like
you're crazy because that girl could be a crackhead like Kendra,
could be a coworker, it could be distant because of whatever.
But all of it together does seem kind of weird.
But was he like this at all before the girl
knocked on the door or it just really was like
a hard shift.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
It was a hardship.

Speaker 19 (39:50):
Like everything, at least as far as I was aware,
seemed perfectly fine.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
We've been dating for three years. I mean, it's not
a new relationship. I'm all of a sudden just being
a different side of him. Well, I mean, I am,
but you know I would have seen that before if
this was part of his personality. But it was just
like that woman showed up, and then the next day
I brought it up because obviously that's uncomfortable and possibly
in the safe like I don't even understand, right, and

(40:15):
then all of a sudden, big sharp turn and his
like demeanor and personality.

Speaker 5 (40:20):
Have you stayed at his house less since the woman
showed up?

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Or has it just all been the same?

Speaker 2 (40:26):
Now, it's been pretty normal. It's the same, you know
amount that I've always stayed over there and nothing has
changed in that.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Okay, ran in the middle of to catch a cheater,
And if you're just joining us, Tammy is on the
phone and she thinks that her boyfriend of three years
named Don might be cheating. So we're about to call
him and pretend to be from the grocery store that
he's a rewards card member at, and say that every
single month, we choose one lucky rewards member who gets
a free gift from us and his flowers delivered from

(40:53):
our floral department, and we'll see if he sends those
flowers to his girlfriend Tammy or to somebody else and
hopefully we can catch a few is cheating. But before
we do that, Tammy, why don't you break down your
situation for us again real quick.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
So a few weeks ago, I was over at my
boyfriend's house sleeping. We were sleeping. A woman came to
the door at two am. I got up, I answered
the door.

Speaker 19 (41:16):
She said, oh, sorry, it was blue, wrong house and
walked away.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
We're weird.

Speaker 19 (41:22):
The next morning, super so weird. The next morning I
asked my boyfriend about it. He seems streaked out, really
surprised about the whole thing. And then it's been acting
super weird guarding his phone, et cetera like since then.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
And then on top of that, I saw a random
text from somebody named Kindra.

Speaker 19 (41:42):
I don't know who that is, never heard of her,
never met her on his phone. That he didn't know
that I saw, so, like, I just something is super off.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
Yeah, and all this weird stuff has happened since that
strange person knocked or bring the doorbell at to in
the morning, Right, yeah, all right, well are you ready
for us to call him and see if we can
figure it out? For you.

Speaker 8 (42:05):
Yeah, okay, here we go.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Well, hey, this is Corbett calling from I was looking
for our Rewards card member named Don. Yeah, right here, Hi, Don,
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to say congratulations. You're this month's big winner.
Thank you so much for shopping with us. Hope you
can hear us clapping for you and everything what I win.

(42:40):
I don't know if you know this or not, but
every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member to
say thank you very much for being such a loyal customer.
You've just won thirty six long stim red roses, a
box of candy or chocolate, and a card to be
delivered to anybody that you want, absolutely free.

Speaker 8 (42:55):
Oh that's uh, yeah, that's cool. All right, what do
I do?

Speaker 2 (42:59):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Well, it's it's very simple and I will not ask
you for any credit card information. There is no purchase necessary.
It's just a free gift from us. First thing is
the first and last name of the person that you
want to send the flowers to, and then anything you
might want to put on a card, and then the
address and that's it.

Speaker 12 (43:15):
Yeah, I'm gonna send the flowers to a Kendre.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Okay, great, I've got that down. And would you like
to include a card? And what would you like to
have written on the card?

Speaker 12 (43:27):
Put a red Light Special all next week and then
put like wink wink.

Speaker 8 (43:32):
However you do that?

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Oh, we can do emojisi red Light Special all next week. Okay,
that's interesting. I'd love to know what that is. I
bet your girlfriend would as well. Yeah, excuse me, don
this is actually a radio show. It's called The Jubile Show. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Hi, I'm Nina youike sign Victoria and.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
My name is Jubell. How are you?

Speaker 12 (43:53):
I don't?

Speaker 8 (43:54):
Can just explain to me what's going on?

Speaker 1 (43:56):
Sure, we do a segment on the show. It's called
to Catch a Cheater where if you think you're significant
other might be messing around you. See they send flowers
to and your girlfriend Tammy of three years is on
the phone.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Oh my god, what's the happening here? What is a
red Light Special? Who is Kendra? And how long have
you been cheating on me?

Speaker 8 (44:19):
There's really no way for me to talk my way
out of this right now.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Sir, No, no, I don't think there is you okay,
so what what can you tell me? What's happening here? Like,
what is that? Why that woman came to our house
at two am?

Speaker 8 (44:39):
I'm real.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Oh you're not into it? Oh, I'm I'm sorry that
you're not into it.

Speaker 8 (44:47):
Jesus about it.

Speaker 19 (44:50):
We have been together for three years and I just
find out that you are cheating on me.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
You're gonna tell me right now?

Speaker 12 (44:58):
Okay, Yeah, obviously I'm cheating, as you've heard.

Speaker 8 (45:05):
Her name is Kendra and we met two years ago.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
So wow, so you've been cheating on me for two years?
Why are you still with me? Why are we still dating?
If you're with how did you meet her?

Speaker 8 (45:20):
You and I are still together? Because I love you? Okay,
that's why. Because you love me, do you?

Speaker 2 (45:28):
I don't understand how that equates. Like, so you you've
been cheating on me for two years and you still
love me?

Speaker 12 (45:38):
Yeah, so okay, she means nothing to me first of all.
But what happened was she got a flat tire outside
my house, and I went out and I helped her
change it out, and one thing led to another and
we hooked up in periodically.

Speaker 19 (46:00):
Cheated on me because somebody had a flat tire outside
of your house.

Speaker 12 (46:05):
Yeah, and the whole red light special thing was because
of her showing up the other night and I messed up.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
What do you mean you messed up? That was her
at the door? That was Kindra.

Speaker 8 (46:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (46:20):
So you know how I have the lights that are
like through the app on my phone and I can
set them and stuff, and so I had this thing
going with her where if they're red, that means she
can stop by anytime, and if they're blue, it meets
that you're there.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Oh, that's why the woman stop at the door said,
it's blue.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
Dude, think you kidding me? That is so gross.

Speaker 19 (46:50):
So I cannot believe I've done with you for this
entire time.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
This is I'm done, We're done, I'm leaving.

Speaker 19 (46:57):
I'm We're go enjoy life with Kindra and you can
have the red light on all you want.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
I'm out. Oh The Jewel Shows to Catch a cheater.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Breaking news. You heard it here first on The Jewel Show.
Scientists have confirmed that there were over three hundred new
species of animals that they confirmed last year whoa, and
all of them are in the make rib sandwich. You
see how easy it is to create fake news. That's
why every single week at this time, we bring you

(47:33):
the cleverly named segment Real News or Fake News, where
I give you a news story from the week that's
gone viral and you have to tell me if it's
a fake news story that people actually believed, or if
it's a real news story. Here's your first headline for
real news or fake News. New Jersey police still baffled
in search for missing Walris genitals. New Jersey police still

(47:55):
baffled in search for missing Walris genitals. Here is the
story a strange heirloom at a famous cheese steak joint
called Donkey's Place in Camden, New Jersey, a beloved restaurant
that Anthony Bourdain wants praise, there was an artifact behind
the bar, a twenty seven inch walrus stingy bone. The

(48:18):
walrus wang had hung in the bar for decades and
has become iconic in the community, with people coming for
miles just to take a picture with the gigantic walrusk
confidence stick. Oh In December twenty nine, three men who
had been eating and drinking for hours at the bar
asked the bartender about the weird walrus thing on the wall,

(48:41):
and they briefly talked about it, and then the bartender
stepped away and one of them wrapped the artifact in
a scarf and walked out with it. Security foot had
captured the moment and police are searching for them, and
so are community residents. Police have still not found them
or the manhood and avowed to bring the family Jewels
things to justice, a spokesperson for the Camden, New Jersey

(49:04):
Police Department said, And keep in mind is in regards
to three drunk guys stealing a walrus dangle down from
a bar. Okay, this is what the police spokesperson said.
Let me be clear. We will not rest until this
item is returned to its rightful place. This was not
a prank, This is not a misunderstanding. It was a
deliberate act and we are dedicating every available resource to

(49:27):
this investigation. And when they're found, they'll wish they had
never laid eyes on that beautiful piece of walrus penery.

Speaker 5 (49:34):
No, they didn't say that.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Is that a real news story or a fake news story?

Speaker 10 (49:46):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (49:46):
Man, I feel kind of torn because I want to
say both.

Speaker 5 (49:49):
I feel like it's a real story, but the details
are not tracking. How do you steal a walrus's confidence
business with a scarf?

Speaker 1 (49:59):
I don't think so.

Speaker 5 (50:00):
There's not a scarf. You can't do that without somebody
catching you, right, Like that's hue.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
I think it would be very hard to steal that.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
It's not small, but not impossible.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
Okay, so you're saying fake A details are fake? Yes, Victoria,
real or fake?

Speaker 16 (50:15):
Real?

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Easy producer Freeze. Do you think it's a real or
fake story?

Speaker 9 (50:19):
I just don't think there's a market out there for
those to be sold on the market.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
I've been looking for one for months and I can't
find one. They're doing. They're looking on Facebook marketplace one
of those.

Speaker 7 (50:33):
Right, I'm gonna say fake.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
You're saying fake, Yeah, that is a real news story.
Police are still trying to track down that Walrus's stuff.
They stole it with a scarf.

Speaker 5 (50:45):
Seriously, Nina, I don't know whose fault that is. The
drunkies are, Like, that's almost the place called donkey house
donkeys when a donkey left and a scarf?

Speaker 3 (50:55):
Sorry, that just makes sense.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Or fake news? The segment where I read you a
new story that's gone viral this week, you have to
tell me if it's a real one or a fake
one that people actually believed. Here's your next headline. Italian
Man sues multiple restaurants saying that they caused his wife
to divorce him and his girlfriends to leave him. Yo
is that Italian man sues multiple restaurants saying they caused

(51:18):
his wife to divorce him and his girl girlfriends to
leave him. Here's the story. A man in Italy is
taking legal action against three separate restaurants, claiming their social
media teams collectively ruined his entire romantic ecosystem. According to
court filings, the man says he was simply trying to
enjoy some discrete dinners when a series of unrelated restaurant

(51:41):
promo videos exposed him eating with three different women. Yeah,
none of them were his wife, and none of them
knew each other. The first incident happened when a local
restaurant posted a cheerful TikTok showcasing it's cozy atmosphere, and
in the background the man and his smiling and toasting
wine with a woman who was definitely not his wife.

(52:04):
In other words, he's the town. Anyway, his wife saw
the video and his marriage ended shortly after that. And then,
unfortunately for him, that was just the beginning, because weeks later,
a second restaurant uploaded an Instagram reel highlighting the romantic
dinner experience. Once again, he was in the background of
the video, same man, same face, this time cheersing with

(52:26):
a different woman.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
What are the chances that's great?

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Another woman saw that and broke up with him too,
And then came restaurant number three. A third one posted
a Facebook video promoting their seafood specials, and once again
the dude was up to restaurant cheersing with another woman.
And the other girlfriends saw that one also ended things
with him. So now he's got no wife, no girlfriends,
and he's suing these three restaurants. He's saying they failed

(52:52):
to get his consent, they failed to blur his face,
and they failed to understand that he was managing multiple
complex relationships. It should not be own on the internet,
but it's clearly the restaurants. Yeah, what he's seeking divorce
related expenses, dating app reactivation fees. Oh, isn't a real

(53:13):
news story or a fake news story, Nina, I'm gonna
go with real.

Speaker 5 (53:17):
But it also makes me wonder what this guy looks like,
because are you that hot?

Speaker 1 (53:21):
But in all of these restaurants they.

Speaker 5 (53:23):
Want to use, you must be just stunning.

Speaker 18 (53:27):
Yeah, so I'm gonna go with real Victoria, real or fake.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
I'm also gonna go with real real on that too.

Speaker 9 (53:33):
Yeah, I'm just gonna say fake because everybody else said real, because.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
You know it's real. Italian man sues multiple restaurants, saying
that they caused his wife to divorce him and his
girlfriends to also leave him. That is one hundred percent real.
A terrible look.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
Learn your lesson. Don't go to a Parker picnic.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Obviously, this dude takes no accountability either. He's cheating on
his wife and his three girlfriends. Now he's suing the
restaurants because he got caught. Yeah, give us three minutes
and we'll give you everything you need to know for
the day. Brought to you by Michael shut Being. Go
in Auburn your home from Machinko. It's time for Nina.
What's trending?

Speaker 5 (54:11):
So we've talked about it and you've probably heard about it,
But the show Heated Rivalry is very popular and people
have a lot.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Of things to say.

Speaker 5 (54:17):
But the interesting side effect of it is the actors
on the show are coming out and saying that their
dms are flooded by professional athletes.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
So professional athletes are dming the actors on the Heated
Rivalry show. If you don't know what the show is about,
it's about two gay hockey players. Yeah, well whatever characters
or two gay hockey players. They play on different teams,
their rivals, and they love each other.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
It's like Romeo and Juliette, but like they're different.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Yeah, are you telling me?

Speaker 6 (54:41):
Always do it to get dms from like sports players
is to.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
Be them about.

Speaker 5 (54:46):
Well, I'll tell you, yeah, to tell you what they're
dming them about in just a second, But first I
need to tell you about the outrage that's happening on
poly Market right now. What's poly Market is something that
we've also talked about the show briefly.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
That was the first time I'd ever heard about it.

Speaker 5 (55:02):
But it's a new platform where you can place bets
on absolutely anything happening in the world. And so one
of the most recent bets that had a lot of
people taking away lots of money, millions of dollars on
the line was that they were betting on the invasion
of Venezuela and the capture of their president. So all
of the people that place bets that that was gonna

(55:23):
happen is not getting paid out. Polymarket said that it
is not like valid. Oh really, Yeah, they're claiming that
they we didn't actually invade like all of the details
of the words of what had happened is they're basically
saying how it played out isn't what is it?

Speaker 1 (55:39):
What the bet was, isn't what the bet was?

Speaker 6 (55:40):
Dude, that's pretty nutsucks Like that sucks that.

Speaker 5 (55:44):
It sucks because one guy bet four hundred thousand dollars
on this, and so when it happened, he was like, yes,
four hundred thousand dollars, I'm gonna get even a bigger payout.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
But nope, what was his payout gonna be?

Speaker 5 (55:55):
Because like there are a million dollars if you bet
four hundred thousand dollars, right, at least double it, right,
you know.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Because what the odds are?

Speaker 3 (56:03):
Yeah, everyone else puts in.

Speaker 9 (56:05):
I think it's really scary to be doing it about
world events like that. You talk about like in pro sports,
how athletes can't bet on things. What about world leaders
making decisions like this amount of money that they could
be making.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
A reason for me to run for office. I'll be
thinking so many weird things happened just betting on myself
and poly market. No, everybody, that's what scared me.

Speaker 5 (56:36):
You're right, that's just like you bet on the clouds.

Speaker 18 (56:41):
But don't you dare about on that stude. Our politicians
aren't run by money power. They just care about people
and helping out like they would do.

Speaker 7 (56:52):
It for free if they could. The civil servants.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
Can't help us.

Speaker 6 (56:59):
Also, the textis means going to happen, Like if you're
if a world leader is betting on something, you can
bet that that's probably gonna like we should probably look
out for that then.

Speaker 5 (57:09):
I mean maybe, but what if it was one of
those right or like it wasn't actually gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
I don't know if it was worded a certain way.
So if we went to Polymarket and you saw somebody
had put something that they wanted to bet on, and
it was like, We're going to have a beautiful war
against China. It's going to be the best war the
world has ever seen. We're the best at wars.

Speaker 7 (57:30):
You who it is.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
And then you'll know who's betting on it. We're the
best at wars. We have the best wars.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
This whole conversation is making me need a drink.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
The greatest anyone's ever the greatest war anyone has ever
seen in the history of wars.

Speaker 5 (57:48):
Wom So, it's making me need some smart vodka, That's
what it's making me need. It brings me to my
next story. The world's first smart vodka has arrived. It's
made in New York's Catskill Mountains. It's an ultra premium
vodka that docks into a vortex control unit that creates
a swirling poor while customizing led lights to put on
a mini light show while you go.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
And have a sip of your smart.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
Vodka at Smart Vodka. Yeah, it only costs.

Speaker 5 (58:15):
You two hundred and forty nine to ninety nine and
you can buy it now at a moon spirits dot com.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
It actually sounds really fun. But what's going on on
a vortex control.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (58:23):
But if you just go to like down the street
and buy like a tin vodka drink the whole thing,
you probably feeling sparks and lights and everything.

Speaker 3 (58:29):
Anyways, I got lights, watch, I got.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Lights flip the light thoughts off here, we got a
plastic bottle that will makes kinds of things.

Speaker 5 (58:39):
Oh on bottomshelf though that one hurts and Lastly, why
are professional athletes dming the actors in the show Heated Rivalry.
One of the actors is not naming names, which is
probably a good idea, but it's interesting because it's actual
closeted athletes that are sending them messages.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
I'll just say thank you, like we're.

Speaker 5 (58:59):
Talking about it, and I don't know if this is
changing their minds to make them want to come out.
I mean sports is probably a tough place to yeah,
depending on around or whatever.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
But yeah, there are a lot of closeted gay athletes sad, but.

Speaker 7 (59:16):
I think getting to the point where coming out.

Speaker 5 (59:18):
Yeah, so it's it's actually a good thing where they
feel empowered to be like, Okay, I'm represented on this
show and I want to DM the actors, and the
actors are being cool, not naming names and keeping your thing.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Hopefully Taylor doesn't check Travis's.

Speaker 7 (59:33):
You can't be responsible for them.

Speaker 18 (59:36):
Is the thing now, But that is what's trending. Hello, Hi, hey,
you you have a dirty little secret. Yes, let's hear it.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
Well, I'll just get way to it about Oh, I
guess let's see ten years ago, Well, I was having
an affair with a married man and I myself am.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
Married whispering.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
And anyway, he's no one knew except get this his son.
I know it's crazy, but go there and like, yeah,
I was kind of like a step mom mistress type.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
I know, it's it's that's weird. It would be a
Netflix sh Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
Yeah basically yeah. How old was he? I guess at
the time, he was about about fifteen? Yeah, okay, and
uh he.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
Never wanted to tell his mom or did she know.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
No, he didn't, and so yeah, just because that's what
it was. But then there went off for about it
was ten years ago, went on for about five years,
and you know, time goes Yeah, so then it's done. Okay,
it's done, and uh, nobody knows. And cut to now,

(01:01:04):
my beautiful daughter turns about twenty five. She's in love
with some guys she's dating and it's getting serious. So
I'm like, oh, bring him over. I'll make you know,
some modagna whatever. I'd like to meet him. Well, who walks.

Speaker 20 (01:01:17):
In the door but the dad, No, the dad's son,
not the Wow. So your daughter, my step mistress son
or whatever stepdaughter is now dating.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Call it the son of the guy that you were
cheating with.

Speaker 12 (01:01:32):
Yes, her.

Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
Wow, real daughter is now dating the guy?

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Is that awesome?

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
Awkward? Uh yeah, it was awkward as hell. So I
had to put an end to that relationship asap.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
You put it? How'd you do that?

Speaker 13 (01:01:51):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
I didn't want to see his you know, face in
my life anymore. So my dirty little secret is I
actually reached out to the sun and I paid him.
I know, I paved him off.

Speaker 8 (01:02:06):
Like a mob. Start.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
I ate him off to break up with my daughter.

Speaker 13 (01:02:10):
Believe that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
How does that go for these days? I'm just curious, like,
what your daughter? I'm going to some passive income.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
Well it started. I offered him. I offered him one
thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
He was great for a little snot nosebuster like this, right,
Where is he going to ever get one thousand dollars? Well,
don't you know? He kept gating my daughter. So then
he comes back with another counter offer for two thousands. Wow,
he counters, and I said, no, you know, take it

(01:02:44):
or leave it. So he kept dating her. So then
I said, okay, what's it going to take to get
rid of you for good?

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
And he said five grand?

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
So so you gave him five grand?

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
No, I didn't give him five grand, I gave him
seven grand as he went out with her twice. Do that?
Oh god, I sell my Louis be chms.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
Yeah, well, at least you got rid of them, right, not.

Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
The person now, A horrible secret. I'm so embarrassed.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
Well, thank you for telling us one way to marry.

Speaker 13 (01:03:12):
Feel better talking about it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
Girl.

Speaker 6 (01:03:14):
Technically you had like two or three secrets, and that
one secret, no one had an affair.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
You were like a mistress.

Speaker 7 (01:03:19):
Like shout out to a man, the player, you're making
some money.

Speaker 18 (01:03:22):
Yeah right, bad enough? All right, well, thank you for
your little secret.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
All right, you're welcome.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
What's your dirty little secret? Text shoebol to four one
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