The Full Jubal Show from January 9th 2026

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Breaking news you're already hear first on The Jewel Show.
Scientists have confirmed that there were over three hundred new
species of animals that they confirmed last year whoa, and
all of them are in the mack rib sandwich. See
how easy it is to fake news. That's why every
single week at this time we bring you the cleverly

(00:22):
named segment Real News or Fake News, where I give
you a news story from the week that's gone viral
and you have to tell me if it's a fake
news story that people actually believed, or if it's a
real news story. Here's your first headline for real news
or fake news. New Jersey police still baffled in search
for missing Walrish genitals. New Jersey police still baffled in

(00:44):
search for missing Walris genitals.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Here is the story.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
A strange heirloom at a famous cheesesteak joint called Donkey's
Place in Camden, New Jersey, a beloved restaurant that Anthony
Bourdain wants praise, there was an artifact behind the bar,
a twenty seven inch walrus stingy bone. The walrus wang
had hung in the bar for decades and has become

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iconic in the community, with people coming for miles just
to take a picture with the gigantic walrusk confidence stick.
Oh December twenty nine, three men who had been eating
and drinking for hours at the bar asked the bartender
about the weird walrus thing on the wall, and they
briefly talked about it, and then the bartender stepped away
and one of them wrapped the artifact in a scarf

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and walked out with it. Security foot had captured the
moment and police are searching for them in Sower community.
Residents place have still not found them or the manhood
and avowed to bring into the family.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Jewel thieves to justice.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
A spokesperson for the Camden, New Jersey Police Department said,
let me be clear, we will not rest until this
item has returned to its rightful place. This was not
a prank, This is not a misunderstanding. It was a
deliberate act and we are dedicating every available resource to
this investigation. And when they're found, they wish they had
never laid eyes on that beautiful piece of walrus penery.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
No, they didn't say that.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Is that a real news story or a fake news story?

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Man, I know I feel kind of torn because I
want to say both. I feel like it's a real story,
but the details are not tracking. How do you steal
a Walrus's confidence business with a scarf? You can't do
that without somebody catching you, right, Like, It's not small,
but not impossible.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Okay, So you're saying fake details are fake?

Speaker 5 (02:38):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Fake Victoria real or fake real? Easy price freeze? Do
you think it's a realer fake story?

Speaker 6 (02:45):
I just don't think there's a market out there for
those to be sold on those.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
I've been looking for one for months and I can't
find one. Are doing They're looking on Facebook market placers
selling one.

Speaker 6 (02:58):
Of those, right history, you're gonna say fake.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
You're sam fake? Yeah, that is a real news story.
Police are still trying to track down that Walrus's stuff.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
They stole it with a scarf. Seriously, Mina, I don't
know whose fault that is. The drunkies are or like
that's almost a place called Donkey house donkey when a
donkey left in a scarf? Sorry, that does makes sense?
Or her fake news?

Speaker 1 (03:25):
The segment where I read you a new story that's
gone viral this week, you have to tell me if
it's a real one or a fake one that people
actually believed. Here's your next headline. Italian man sues multiple restaurants,
saying that they caused his wife to divorce him and
his girlfriends to leave him.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Who here's the story.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
A man in Italy is taking legal action against three
separate restaurants, claiming their social media teams collectively ruined his
entire romantic ecosystem. According to court filings, the man says
he was simply trying to enjoy some discrete dinners when
a series of unrelated restaurant promo videos exposed him eating
three different women. Yeah, none of them or his wife,

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and none of them knew each other. The first incident
happened when a local restaurant posted a cheerful TikTok showcasing
its cozy atmosphere, and in the background, the man is
smiling and toasting wine with a woman who was definitely.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Not his wife in the town.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Anyway, his wife saw the video and his marriage ended
shortly after that. And then, unfortunately for him, that was
just the beginning, because weeks later, a second restaurant uploaded
an Instagram reel highlighting the romantic dinner experience. Once again,
he was in the background of the video. Same man
same face, this time cheersing with a different woman.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
What are the chances that's crazy?

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Another woman saw that and broke up with him too,
and then came restaurant number three. A third one posted
a Facebook video promoting their seafood specials, and once again
the dude was up to restaurant cheersing with another woman.
And the other girlfriend I saw that one also.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Ended things with him.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
So now he's got no wife, no girlfriends, and assuing
these three restaurants. He's saying they failed to get his consent,
they failed to blur his face, and they failed to
understand that he was managing multiple complex relationships.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
It should not be shown on the internet.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
But it is clearly the restaurants.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, what he's seeking divorce related expenses, dating app reactivation fees.
Oh is this a real news story or a fake
news story?

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Nina, I'm gonna go with reel.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
But it also makes me wonder what this guy looks like,
because are you that hot? But in all of these
restaurants they want to use you, It must be just stunning.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah, so I'm gonna go with real, Victoria, real or fake.

Speaker 7 (05:44):
I'm also gonna go with real.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
I'm real on that too.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Yeah, I'm just.

Speaker 6 (05:47):
Gonna say fake because everybody else said real, because.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
You know it's real.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Italian man sues multiple restaurants saying that they caused his
wife to divorce him and his girlfriends to also leave him.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
That is one hundred percent real. Terrible luck.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Learn your lesson. Don't go to a Parker picnic.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Obviously, this dude takes more accountability.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Either he's cheating on his wife and his three girlfriends,
and now he's suing.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
The restaurants because he got caught.

Speaker 6 (06:15):
Yeah, I'm probably still probably still booking dates and other
restaurants at the same time.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Probably it's another jeubile phone frame.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
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Speaker 1 (06:46):
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Speaker 2 (06:55):
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Speaker 2 (07:00):
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Speaker 1 (07:03):
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time every time. There has never been an issue on
your account. Right, Well, this is where the part where
I asked you about what you're sitting on makes sense,
because guess what, Kat, You've been selected to win this
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Speaker 2 (07:22):
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Speaker 10 (07:27):
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Speaker 3 (07:32):
This, oh, this is purfect.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
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you've won the congratulations.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
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Speaker 9 (07:46):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 3 (07:47):
What?

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:48):
So with the dates, you know, because it's a free
prize and everything else, the cruise leaves.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
In thirty minutes.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Today.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
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not ruined. So you'll be on the boat for a day,
and then you'll get off and you have to wait
a week and a half, and then you'll get on
for two more days and then and then after that
it's another week and then you get two more days.
That's for suppose four or five, and then you have

(08:17):
a half day a week after that, so it's really
it's a whole month over a month long trip.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Actually it's very exciting.

Speaker 10 (08:25):
Wait wait, hold on, So if it leaves an thirty minutes,
I've never heard of anything where you win something and
then you leave that day, especially within like thirty minutes.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
I noted, So probably tough to get on the boat
right now. I can make an adjustment to that. Are
you able to go tomorrow.

Speaker 9 (08:45):
For a month?

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Actually, yeah, you can't go tomorrow because tomorrow you wouldn't
be on the boat anyway. Are you able to go
the day after tomorrow?

Speaker 10 (08:52):
I don't want to go.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
There is another option for you to do all ten
days in a row, but you will have to work
in the kitchen.

Speaker 10 (08:59):
That I'm not working in the kitchen. I'm not working
on any type of.

Speaker 9 (09:03):
Cruise or anything.

Speaker 10 (09:04):
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is way too sketchy.

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you know, thank you very much for being such a
loyal customer, and congratulations because you did win. But I'm
guessing don't. So you don't want to go on the
Alaskan Cruise?

Speaker 9 (09:21):
No, I do not want to go. This sounds like
a nightmare.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Oh, unfortunately, we did have to charge the non refundable
ticket fee, so that's already been charging your credit card.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
You straight, I don't want to reconsider.

Speaker 11 (09:38):
What do you mean.

Speaker 10 (09:38):
Something's in charge of my credit card? Absolutely nots Oh,
twenty three hundred.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Dollars ticketing fee that we have. You know that you
know you won the prize even you can't.

Speaker 10 (09:48):
Yeah, but until I agree to the prize, you can't
charge my credit card. You don't have the authorization to
do that.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
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if you are interned, do a contest and win, you're
responsible for all the fees that go with it, and
they can be automatically charged no refund.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Sorry, you sound.

Speaker 9 (10:07):
Like a shyster.

Speaker 10 (10:08):
You have no idea what's going on. You sound like
this is your first day on the job. Like I
don't know who hired you or how you got any
type of job, but you need to be out of here.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
I sound like I sound like a what a shister?
A shyst is that someone who shines shoes no with.

Speaker 10 (10:25):
A scam artist, a con man, that's who you are.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
I know.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
We'll get back to the cruise tak in just a second.
But I was just thinking about that word. Stop you're
a shyster.

Speaker 12 (10:36):
Yeah, you're a shyster.

Speaker 10 (10:38):
You're a maybe stop saying sister. Oh my gosh, you're so.

Speaker 9 (10:43):
Stupid you dump.

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Okay, that one I definitely understood. Hey, Kat, this is
actually Dubil from the Jewel.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Show doing a phone prank on you and your friend
Amelia set you up.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Oh my god, are you serious.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Yeah, she said that you were trying to manifest the
cruise to Alaska this year and she wanted to be
a mess with you.

Speaker 9 (11:07):
He got me good.

Speaker 13 (11:09):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks. We say
Mornings on the.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Twenties, brought to you by muchaels Chudbino in Auburn, your
home from Machino.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
It's time for Nina's what's trending.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
There's a woman who's going viral right now because of
her unusual eating habits. There's lots of questions here. They're
so bad that she lost all of her friends because
of Oh, I'll tell you what it is in just
a second, or how it is that she's eating because
I don't get it. But first, oh my gosh, did
you hear the news Bruno Mars is headlining stadium tour
for the first time in nearly a decade. You're yoa,

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what you been doing? That's a question. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
And then also I think he was incredibly in debt. Yeah, gambling, gambling, gambling.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Or something like that.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
That's what allegedly, that's why he was on stage with
somebody recently and like showed up at their concert.

Speaker 14 (12:06):
You know, huh is that who it was? They have
a song together, and he's been showing up.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Oh okay, yeah, that was a side note. But anyway,
and he was, like he said to the crowd, He's like, I'm.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
Finally out of debt and.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Probably now he.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Can go on tour instead of just happened to do
the Vegas thing until he pays off his dead that's fun.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Well, he is kicking off his tour in Vegas, so
it's only it's only appropriate on April tenth. Well, honestly,
I've never seen him live, and that's the one show
that I've regretted not seeing because every single person I
know that has seen him live. See it's the best
show they've ever seen.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Really.

Speaker 7 (12:40):
Yeah, yeah, you ever seen him live Jewel?

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Nope?

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Oh well but now you can. And one of Jubele's
favorite artists is opening for him, Anderson Poe.

Speaker 7 (12:49):
Oh Jude.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
That's gonna be a great show. I know, Ray Victoria
Monette and Leon Thomas we served as opening acts. Love Ray,
So that's gonna be a good show. So keep your
eye peled if you're trying to hit that, I mean
a concert, get to the concert vision.

Speaker 5 (13:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
Anyways, so stranger things, Oh my gosh, I know we
keep talking about it, but this time it's it's kind
of silly. Polymarket is about to be a black hole
for anybody that's a fan of anything, because you're just
going to will it to be even if it's not.
So remember last week we were talking about conformity Gate,
I'm sorry. Earlier this week conformity Gate, we were talking

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about how all these people were really excited that there
was going to be allegedly a new bonus episode never
happened on poly Market. People were placing bets. Again, this
is the place where you can bet on anything that's
happening in the world and make millions of dollars. People
fans Stranger Things fans about over fifteen million dollars that
the secret episode was going to happen, even though there

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was less than one percent chance on Polly Market that
it would that it would they did it anyway, and
all those people were looking on Netflix everywhere possible thinking
it was hidden somewhere on Netflix and crashed it trying
to find an episode that didn't exist because fans wanted
it to exist so bad.

Speaker 7 (14:06):
They did not like the ending.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
This is like a whole new level of fandom. I
kind of cool and also kind of crazy, and I'm
kind of into it.

Speaker 7 (14:14):
In this market. Who has the money to put onto
a bet of.

Speaker 14 (14:17):
A TV show that you know that they've said there's
no other episode.

Speaker 7 (14:21):
That's a lot of money.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
I mean to believe it.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
They're refusing to believe it. So now Polymarket, you know,
it is taking all they.

Speaker 7 (14:28):
Literally that's not happening.

Speaker 14 (14:29):
And what's annoying about it is that people on TikTok
are making fake things, like fake videos and stuff, oh
and posting like timelines like I saw one even yesterday
like two more hours and I'm like two more hours
to what? And then I went to the page and
there was like twenty of the two more hours things
just to hit everyone's.

Speaker 7 (14:46):
Pages, and it says from stranger Things.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
It's not, it's not people are getting got like I don't.
That's just even a crazy concept too. Somebody can say
anything's gonna happen, post it, people believe it, it's reposted,
and now we're all believing some false narrative. Literally, we
need to start really thinking for ourselves.

Speaker 6 (15:02):
Sounds like politics.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
Stresses me out. Okay, maybe don't do this though. The
woman that's going viral for how she's eating, maybe don't
do this because it doesn't feel safe. She snorts her food.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
What h It did make me think of you, jubile
because you liked that in my life where I did.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
That, That's not what I was doing. But like how
you liked liquify your food right, like you'd like to
have shakes and like.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
You yeah baby food, Yeah, I prefer very safety food.
I know that you should chew. It's good for humans
to chew because it helps your jaw muscles and also
the structure of your face or the way that you
breathe and everything else, but not to chew. And I
don't like crunchy things, so I would like every meal.

Speaker 6 (15:45):
Soft going down.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Yeah, pretty much. If I could just.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Drink smoothies all day, I would, and I pretty much do.
I've only had one solid meal this week, yesterday.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
I didn't even realize it.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
What was it?

Speaker 15 (16:02):
Like?

Speaker 14 (16:02):
What what did you not have for the rest of
some sushi yesterday and the rest of the week.

Speaker 7 (16:06):
You just made SMOOTHI after SMOOTHI after smoothie.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
Well, I didn't need much this week, but I just
had smoothies.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Yeah, bro, I realized it the other day.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
I was like, I'll hodly had.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
My morning smoothie this whole week. I should get something
to eat. So I had a little bit of sushi,
but that's all. A sushi is also soft.

Speaker 11 (16:20):
You know.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
Yeah, that's so Oudam. I can't understand it because if
I get hungry, I'm a crazy person, Like you don't
want to be around me.

Speaker 6 (16:30):
And I crave when I eat sometimes, like I want
some protein, I want like chicken, or I want sneak
like I want to chew it.

Speaker 7 (16:37):
I want to donut.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
Don't taste it if it's in your nose.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
I was the same smoothie every day made the same way,
and I never get tired of it. I look forward
to it every time, Like, yeah, I get super excited.
And I like going out to dinner and stuff like that.
So it makes it tough because I like to go
out to dinner for the experience, right, I Like, I
like a good drink or whatever, and like I might
want to order food, but really what I want to
be doing is going like if I, if I'm my
girlfriend are going to dinner, I want to just take

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my smoothie with me.

Speaker 6 (17:05):
And put it in a fancy glass.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
You can order food and I could just put my
smoothie in a fancy glass, you know, but it's very
awkward to do that a little bit.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Yeah, I really do.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
Well, you should feel better knowing that. It's a lot
better than sticking it up your nose like this girl.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
So why why what is she saying the health benefits
of that are?

Speaker 3 (17:24):
She just says that she doesn't necessarily like she doesn't
like chewing. She calls chewing primitive, and so now she
feels that she's evolved and that she never knows, so
she's going to be on my strange addiction. So either that,
but I just I don't know, like I feel like
it would ruin your nose.

Speaker 14 (17:39):
I mean, her liking her smoothie snorted remind or food
snorted reminds you how much you will like the smoothie.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Yeah, exactly, it's the same idea idea, but you're just
a little safer, a little cleaner. Yeah, yeah, so I
know you. Yeah, I said, that's what's trending.

Speaker 13 (17:56):
It's time to catch a cheater.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
On the Jubile Show.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Amy is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she's been with her boyfriend Jared for eight months,
but now she thinks he might be cheating, So we'll
see if we can help her out. Amy, Sorry, you
have to come on the show this way, But what's up?
Why do you think Jared is cheating?

Speaker 16 (18:15):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (18:16):
Yeah, so I think my boyfriend eight months is cheating.
He basically like puting together. He's like super affectionate, like
really know, was she like totally greening flag type of guy?
And that's great, you know, but just kind of recently,
I just I feel like he's like just lately he's

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been just like starting to hide me for some reason.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
In what way is he just not bringing you out
with his friends or what was he doing before that?

Speaker 4 (18:44):
It's different now, yeah, Like I don't know, he just
seemed like more like he wanted he was like going
to plan to bring me and hang out with his
friends and you know, being public more. But I don't know.
He's I've only been in his place three times and
he always a son going to my place. Uh, And
then he'll make he started making excuses about his roommates

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making jerks and squabs, and he's like, oh, it's embarrassing,
you know, like you don't want.

Speaker 12 (19:10):
To come over.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
But he was like talking about me, like meeting you know,
his roommates and friends and stuff for a while. Now
it's kind of stop because of his moviemats or swabs
or whatever. I've only met one of his friends and
it was just in passing. Uh. And he says that,
Like he also says his friends are a bad influence
on him and he needs to change, and you know

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that I'm the change before him, and so he wants
to get rid of his friends anyway. So I don't know,
it's just like he's you know, he'll say like, oh,
you're that you're changing me for the better. Oh it's
so great. But then he'll randomly goes to me for
hours and coins he was just out with the boys,
which is like the boys that he wants to you know,

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not be friends with anymore. So it's just really conflicting
and it's confusing me.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Is there anything else that makes you think you might
be cheating?

Speaker 4 (20:03):
Yeah, there's the phone thing. Like he was hardly on
his phone when I first met. He was like, you know,
super into me in the moment, but now he's like
living on the thing and he's always texting or messaging someone.
But whenever I ask who it is, he's like really
big about it. So I don't know I've really fallen
in love with him. Yeah, I just hope it's like, yeah,

(20:25):
I hope it's just like good misunderstanding because I think
it's like he's seems like the one, but I just yeah,
I just have to find out.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Well, especially when you're asking questions and you're not really
getting the answer, that starts to be frustrating.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
It it makes you feel crazy.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
Yeah, Yeah, I feel like yeah, crazy, Like I'm just
like it's it's.

Speaker 9 (20:44):
Oh, it's all in my head, but it's like it's not.
It's like there's a gut feeling.

Speaker 4 (20:47):
Or something weird going on.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Yeah, so it just feels like he's completely changed.

Speaker 9 (20:52):
Yeah, and it's only been in like the last three weeks.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Right in the middle of to catch a teeter and
if you're just joining us, Amy is on the phone
and she thinks that her boyfriend of eight months named
Jared might be cheating. So we're about to call him
and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's
a rewards card member at and tell him that every
single month, we choose one lucky Rewards card member who
gets free flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll
see if he sends us to Amy or to somebody

(21:15):
else and find out if he's cheating. And Amy, before
we do that, why don't you break down your situation
for us again real quick?

Speaker 9 (21:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
So, I think the potential love of my wife is
cheating on me. I've only been in with twice a
couple times. He keeps making excuses not to meet his friends.
I feel like he's hiding me. He wasn't like this
at first. He seemed excited to be up to me,
and now he's ghosting me and he's on his phone
all the time. And maybe texting someone, So I need

(21:45):
to find out if he's cheating.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Yeah, okay, are you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 9 (21:50):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Okay, here we go.

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Speaker 9 (23:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (23:07):
Can you write thank you for keeping me up so late.
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Speaker 2 (23:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
Hi, I'm Nina.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Hi, I'm Victoria.

Speaker 11 (23:34):
Yeah, no, of course I know. And my girlfriend Amy's
in the phone.

Speaker 17 (23:39):
Yeah, and she knows I'm on the phone because she
thinks I'm cheating on her.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Okay, yeah she is.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
This is called to Catch a Cheater Amelia.

Speaker 12 (23:50):
Who the hell is Amelia?

Speaker 9 (23:51):
Jared?

Speaker 11 (23:54):
Oh my god, any you totally fell for it. I
got you what.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (24:00):
I thought I thought you were seeing someone and you
were hiding me, And now I know why, So tell
me who the hell Melia is?

Speaker 11 (24:07):
I know, you know what well, I've been doing this
for like a month.

Speaker 17 (24:18):
I wanted her to think I was cheating because I
know she watches you guys all the time, and I
wanted to be on this show and I knew she
would think I'm cheating.

Speaker 11 (24:27):
So she told you, guys and try to catch me.
It was like a whole thing I had planned up.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
That's pretty twisted.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
So you've been making me think you've been cheating on
me for a month as.

Speaker 9 (24:40):
Like a gag.

Speaker 12 (24:43):
I mean, you will love this show.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
I tell you want to be happy, to be honest,
so you're not cheating.

Speaker 11 (24:51):
I was talking.

Speaker 17 (24:52):
To AI on my phone the whole time, thinking, you
know that it's a girl I'm talking to and I
even named her Amelia.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
It is not okay.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
What the I've been going crazy thinking that you've been
cheating on me this whole time. You've been on your phone.
It's vague, You're not I'm not meeting any of your friends,
Are you kidding? You can tell you. I'm just this
has been like a game. I think like we just
basically started dating. I think you're the one, and you're
just like playing with me like this.

Speaker 11 (25:24):
I don't know you love the show.

Speaker 8 (25:27):
Yeah, I.

Speaker 9 (25:29):
Don't want to be on the show.

Speaker 11 (25:31):
I think, come on, it's so funny.

Speaker 4 (25:35):
It's it's not funny, it's you know, I've been cheating.

Speaker 9 (25:38):
I've been cheated on in the past.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
You know that, And so you're gonna do this and
like re traumatize me, this is ridiculous, Like you know.

Speaker 18 (25:44):
That I've already been scrolled it and then they're gonna
like do all the same time that I saw with
my ex.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
That's just one big joke.

Speaker 19 (25:52):
This is so classic classic at this point here, and
I feel like we should be apologizing, not so laughing.

Speaker 11 (26:00):
And she don't look back at doesn't think it's so funny.
Maybe she's mad now, but she's gonna be so happy
she's on the show.

Speaker 4 (26:06):
No, I'm going to look back at this as the
time I broke up with my boyfriend because he's.

Speaker 9 (26:10):
An insensitive.

Speaker 11 (26:13):
Okay, that's not funny.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
Yeah, it's not very funny.

Speaker 9 (26:18):
This is pretty serious.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
And you're just like laughing here. It's really humiliating, and
you just laughed again, Like I'm serious, Like we're done.

Speaker 9 (26:27):
This is not cool.

Speaker 11 (26:28):
You need to send a humor beyond you, like it's
a wow.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
This is a month of torture, a whole month.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
It is torture.

Speaker 11 (26:36):
I mean, come on, it's funny. And when you really
didn't break up with me over this, like it's so dumb.

Speaker 4 (26:42):
Yeah, a month of torture. Like I know now that
I can't trust you. You hide secret like I don't
care why you hide secrets. You hidden secrets for a homework.
You saw that I was in pain and I was
looking at you like wondering what's going on and asking questions,
and you just.

Speaker 9 (26:57):
Lied to me for a whole month.

Speaker 17 (27:00):
Well, I did it because I thought you would have
fun being on the radio show that you listen to.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Whatever it is.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
You do not see the problem here, Jared.

Speaker 17 (27:08):
It was a joke, Like, I mean, she loves the show.
I thought it would be funny for her to be
on it. Like I didn't think it was a big deal,
But I understand. I get now why she's mad. But
like I thought she would laugh, like I didn't think
it's get this dark.

Speaker 9 (27:21):
Yeah, you obviously don't get me.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
It was getting really serious between you and me, and
you just completely blew it up for a joke.

Speaker 11 (27:30):
I was like not cheating like that whole thing. I
wasn't cheating, So I don't know why you're so mad.
I don't know why you don't get it, like I
wasn't cheating.

Speaker 8 (27:37):
You didn't catch it cheater, like I mean, weirdly worse,
How's how's it worse?

Speaker 17 (27:44):
You've been cheating on and this is worse. I'm getting
cheated on. I don't think so, you're just like being sensitive.

Speaker 9 (27:53):
Can you just hang up on him? Maybe I'll talk
to you later, Jared, I.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
Mean I'll be around, Okay, Amy, he's gone. I I
just hang out on him.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Oh wow, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Maybe you just didn't know everything about each other because
this has humor is a little bit on that not
he did not get it at all.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
Yeah, this is like an incredible shock. I just can't
even believe he would, like anyone would do something like this.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
Yeah, but he just the remorse part, I think more
than anything else didn't exist.

Speaker 9 (28:25):
Yeah. I thought I loved him, and now, like I
just can't.

Speaker 4 (28:28):
I just can't even believe he did that. Like I
just don't even know him. Like who what kind of
personality is that that does that to someone? Who's is
going to do in the future if like we stay together.
I mean, this is just so bad. Oh, I believe
it's over and I don't have to date it dark.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
Good morning.

Speaker 8 (28:46):
Can I take your order?

Speaker 3 (28:47):
I get a tall a large black coffee, large black cock.

Speaker 6 (28:52):
Do you mean a venty?

Speaker 15 (28:53):
No?

Speaker 2 (28:53):
I mean large?

Speaker 7 (28:54):
He means eventy.

Speaker 20 (28:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (28:55):
The biggest funny that venty.

Speaker 6 (28:57):
Is large, vent is twenty. Danny, Yeah, large is large.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
In fact, toll is large and grande is Spanish for large,
and he's the only one that doesn't mean large.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid
in three languages.

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I'm good?

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I'm on my school bus currently listening to the radio
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Oh, all right, educating the kids.

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Okay, okay, all.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Right, here we go, Kastadia. Your time starts now.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
In Fortnite, What is the name of the Last players
standing game mode? Which ancient city was buried under volcanic
ash in seventy nine AD and rediscovered in seventeen forty eight,
reshaping modern modern understanding of Roman life.

Speaker 10 (30:33):
Oh okay what?

Speaker 3 (30:36):
Nineteen seventies film was the first major studio release to
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All right, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio.

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And while Victoria is getting settled and putting on our
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Speaker 12 (30:57):
Yeah, I get that like every day.

Speaker 4 (30:58):
On the bus.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Thank you very much, Thank you very much. What what?

Speaker 6 (31:03):
How? How old are you?

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Cosadia?

Speaker 4 (31:07):
Sixteen?

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Sixteen? Okay, in high school? What's your favorite subject? Subject?

Speaker 11 (31:12):
Thank you?

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Sorry?

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Right now I would say either science or is so nerd.

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not clow things up.

Speaker 14 (31:24):
That's fad, make volcanoes and science and I mean yosaur
out of rice Krispy treats once.

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It's possible if you don't know when to just say passed,
and you have to beat Cosadia outright to win, and
Cosidy you can tell Victoria when to go and I
got focus.

Speaker 9 (31:47):
I can't okay.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
In Fortnite, what is the name of the last player
standing in game mode? Witter which ancient city was buried
under volcanic ash and seventy nine a d And then
Rediscuss heard reshaping modern Roman Daily life. Huh, just to
think about.

Speaker 7 (32:04):
I know Elates.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
What nineteen seventies film was the first major studio release
to use computer generated image is Banking Which pop Stars
two thousand and seven public breakdown resulted in a conservatorship
that lasted thirteen years, which artists famously embedded a self
destruct mechanism in their artwork, activating immediately after it was
sold in auction in twenty eighteen. That's dope.

Speaker 7 (32:28):
Uh, there's a movie like that. His name was Rose,
still goes Rose.

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scoreboard and see how you guys did with our scoreboard.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
Our producer, Freeze.

Speaker 6 (32:38):
Cocada, I'm sorry to say that you had zero correct
and Victoria had one.

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Speaker 3 (32:48):
She beat you.

Speaker 8 (32:50):
Sorry, I think all questions I had no clue about.

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Probably you're a little too work.

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You're on your way to school right now to learn
all about.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Maybe you can lose.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
All right, let's get the answer now with Nina. Battle
Royale is what it's called in Fortnite when there's the
last player standing in game mode. The ancient city that
was buried by volcanic ash and seventy nine ad is Pompeii.
The one in Italy, Ah Dang. The nineteen seventies film
that was the first major studio released to use computer
generated images is Westworld that came out in nineteen seventy three.

(33:23):
I just thought that was an interesting fact. And then
Britney Spears is the pop star that had a public
breakdown in two thousand and seven. And then Banksy is
the name of the artist that embedded a self destruct
mechanism in his art after it sold in twenty eighteen.
Can you imagine that that was.

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Speaker 1 (34:04):
Maya is on the phone today for a first date
follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Trevor.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
So in a few minutes.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
We'll call him and see if he'll tell us why
he's ghosting her and maybe get her another date. But first, Maya,
how long has it been since you heard from Trevorst?

Speaker 9 (34:19):
Three weeks?

Speaker 3 (34:20):
Oh? Okay, that's quite a while.

Speaker 8 (34:23):
Yeah, well, so I tried reaching out, you know, a little.
I texted one snack Oh it's fun, because it was fun,
And then I texted again, bick, how was your week?
And then I just uh on TikTok that one that
I thought I would like because we already connected on there,
But then I stopped because I didn't want to be
that girl, you know.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Okay, So three attempts and no, Yeah, I don't know.
After one date that feels like a lot, but that's okay.
I don't think that's why you're getting ghosted though, because
if he really liked it, it wouldn't.

Speaker 9 (34:51):
Matter, right, That's why I'm so confused because it really
was a great date.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
We'll tell us about it. What did you guys do?

Speaker 9 (34:57):
Well, we just you know, did something low key. We're
let's you're go to a coffee you know, a trendy
coffee shop. I guess it was.

Speaker 8 (35:06):
It ended up being, you know, one of those ones
where it's like plants and coffee, but then there's just
like one plant and it's behind the counter, so you
can't tell if it's fake, you know, but whatever.

Speaker 9 (35:13):
Everything costs nine dollars, but it's pretty good.

Speaker 8 (35:15):
They have like lavender anyway, Okay, we yeah, so we
like you know, got our drinks and ended up talking
for a long time. And let's see. He he got
a cold brew. I remember because he made this like
little speech about how he drinks coffee for the vibes,
not the caffeine.

Speaker 9 (35:33):
I was like, I mean that's funny, Like okay, sir, serious.

Speaker 8 (35:36):
But.

Speaker 16 (35:38):
Sof vibe. I mean we were just vibing. But anyway,
so that's just an example, but okay, it was fun.
And then we walked around when near by like outdoor market,
you know, like sometimes it's a what do you call it?
On weekends, like a farmer's market. But there's just like
little little stuff. Had the samples and bought this really
good honey for just to take home. Anyways, I love

(36:01):
local honey. Anyways, Yeah, we got about travel, and people
watched and we just we're clicking, you know, it's just
like teasing me, like in a flirty way kind of
it felt like sarcastic. It just felt like rom commed
meet he. It was just one of those like perfect days,
you know, it's just so nice. Sat like, it was
just great. And then we you know, sat down on.

Speaker 8 (36:18):
The bench twar at the end of the day to
finish our coffee and he put his arm around me
and it wasn't awkward. It was felt natural. And yeah
we did kiss on the bench.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Aw Okay, all right, you kissed on a bench and everything.
You're still getting ghosted?

Speaker 8 (36:31):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Yeah, what do you think when'm wrong?

Speaker 9 (36:36):
This Sun's dumb.

Speaker 8 (36:37):
So I'm like, I feel dumb for even thinking that
this is why he could be ghosting. I can't think
of anything else. I did steel still my drink on him.
Well while I was laughing when we were sitting on
the bench, and it kind of went everywhere, you know,
like there's just a little bit left. But man, that
liqud just goes, you know, like on him on the
ground on the bench. So, but he joked about it

(36:57):
and stuff. I thought that was fine, But I was like, well,
maybe he thinks I'm too much of a mess because
of that.

Speaker 9 (37:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
I hope that's not why he goes. Did you how
did he act after he spelled so you said he
was kind of joking about it, but like, did you
kiss again after the bench?

Speaker 12 (37:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (37:13):
I think actually I'm gonna still that before I kissed him.
But no, it didn't seem to like change anything. I
also like posh about my mom a lot. I just
remember that, like bringing it up more than once. It's
not like a trauma way.

Speaker 9 (37:27):
But I was like, yeah, to bring up it was
just my mom.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
That can't be weird. I talk about my mom all
the time.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Probably fine, Like you said, that depends on how you're
bringing it up. Maya is on the phone and she's
getting ghosted by a guy named Trevor for three weeks now.
So we're about to get him on the phone and
see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and
maybe get her a second date. But before we call him, Maya,
why don't you break down your date with Trevor again
real quick?

Speaker 9 (37:55):
So it was great?

Speaker 8 (37:56):
It really was a coffee date, daytime date, low key
weekiss I stilled coffee front of her back.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Okay, well are you ready for us to call him up?

Speaker 9 (38:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Okay, here we go. I'm in a Dallas umber right now. Hello, Hi, man,
I speak to Trevor. Please this Hey Trevor, how are you.

(38:31):
This is a radio show. It's called The Jewbel Show. Hi,
Trevor Aarmina. Hi, I'm Victoria and my name is Jewbell.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
What's up? Okay?

Speaker 8 (38:41):
This is real right now?

Speaker 9 (38:44):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Is anything really real Trevor?

Speaker 2 (38:47):
If you think about it, I don't know about it.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Anyway, I feel like you can have that conversation right now.
Have you ever listened to The Jebel Show before?

Speaker 5 (38:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (38:57):
Yeah, I am okay, thank you?

Speaker 21 (39:00):
All right?

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Well you might know or not.

Speaker 6 (39:03):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
But we do a segment called the First Date follow Up.
That's where if you go on a date with somebody
and you end up ghosting them, they can email us
to get you on the phone and ask why so
we got an email about you?

Speaker 2 (39:13):
From somebody.

Speaker 5 (39:15):
Oh, okay, is it that it's probably about Maya?

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Isn't it is about Maya? You're correct, Trevor. Yeah, she
emailed us and we talked to her a little bit
about your date. Sounded fun. She sounds like she really
liked you. Yeah, and she's confused. Do you mind telling
us why you're ghostinger?

Speaker 9 (39:36):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (39:39):
All right, Look, first of all, like I didn't.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
I didn't hate the date.

Speaker 12 (39:45):
She was great, she's fun, she's cute, she is.

Speaker 5 (39:50):
Honestly, did like one lite thing that kind of freaked
me out.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
What did she do?

Speaker 5 (39:58):
Well?

Speaker 9 (39:58):
She or the same drink as me, like right after
I ordered it.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
And that breaked you out? What's your drink again, Trevor?

Speaker 9 (40:09):
I like cold brew.

Speaker 4 (40:10):
We went to a coffee shop and I got a
cold brew.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
So you got just a straight up cold brew. You
ghost because she got the same drink as you.

Speaker 9 (40:18):
Yeah, but it's not just like that.

Speaker 5 (40:20):
She ordered it, like she said that sounds good, I'll
have that too, Like that's his intense to me.

Speaker 9 (40:27):
Wait, is this a joke? That's I can't believe it.

Speaker 8 (40:31):
That's how you go to me because I because I
said that sounds good, I'll have that too.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
That's Maya. She's on the phone and she wants to
talk to you. Obviously she can't hear me.

Speaker 9 (40:42):
All right, yeah, I need you to know, And I
just are you serious? Is that a joke? So you're
ghosting me over why I ordered a coffee shop number A?

Speaker 12 (40:53):
I didn't.

Speaker 5 (41:00):
Yeah, well I also didn't know you were going to
order the same exact drink is me?

Speaker 9 (41:04):
I mean, wait, because I ordered a cold brew? Are
you freaking kidding me?

Speaker 21 (41:13):
It's just in the past, like I've dated girls of
like I mean one thing, Like one minute, you're ordering
the same drink as me, and then like.

Speaker 5 (41:22):
If I ride motorcycles, you're riding motorcycles.

Speaker 12 (41:25):
If I do, I've been through that.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
So you think it starts with the drinking the same
drink as you, and then they're wanting to do everything
the same as you.

Speaker 9 (41:34):
Look, man, I've just that's in my past.

Speaker 5 (41:36):
That's what I'm It's what I've experienced.

Speaker 9 (41:40):
It is one coffee, not a whole lifestyle change. Okay.

Speaker 8 (41:47):
Look, you put your arm around me and you kissed me,
and then you disappeared over a drink order. From the
beginning of the date.

Speaker 5 (41:55):
When we when you say, like that it sounds bad.

Speaker 9 (41:59):
Thank you. I mean, I still stand by it.

Speaker 5 (42:02):
I really don't want somebody to like copy my personality
is what it is.

Speaker 9 (42:09):
Does psychotic, right, But I'm the psycho.

Speaker 12 (42:13):
You're the one who's trying to morph into me.

Speaker 21 (42:16):
Next thing, you know, you're going to be ordering the
same thing as me at dinner, saying like you're not
hungry and eating all my food and absolutely not for that.

Speaker 5 (42:26):
I've had enough shape shifters in my life. I do
not want another shape shifter.

Speaker 9 (42:31):
Are you serious? Have you ever met a woman before when.

Speaker 21 (42:35):
You just yeah, I've met at least three of them,
and then all.

Speaker 12 (42:38):
Of a sudden they were dude, they were me.

Speaker 8 (42:44):
Start riding a motorcycle, you crazy person?

Speaker 9 (42:49):
But you kiss me?

Speaker 12 (42:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (42:52):
I did, But you know you ordered the same.

Speaker 6 (42:55):
Drink as me.

Speaker 21 (42:56):
It's only a matter of time before I feel like
I'm kissing myself.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
Okay that treasor would you like another day with Maya?

Speaker 2 (43:07):
We'll pay for it.

Speaker 5 (43:10):
Honestly, I don't think so I can go take myself
out to dinner.

Speaker 8 (43:14):
Oh well, that's good, because if I did work into you,
I would become incredibly uninteresting and I wouldn't.

Speaker 9 (43:20):
Want that to help me.

Speaker 21 (43:22):
Oh, you know, don'tate the player, hate the game. If
you really want to be mad at someone, be mad
at Maddie. Maddie, what it was made Maddie the last
girl copied my drink order for her.

Speaker 9 (43:38):
Yeah, I'm wised to that now he's shape shifter.

Speaker 20 (43:43):
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Speaker 1 (43:54):
I had a girl show up to a date once
at a nice restaurant with no shoes and asked her why,
and she said it's because she doesn't believe in shoes,
and then cried when she walked by a table that
had a steak on it.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
It's the jew will show. That's a text message we just.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Got in at four to one oh six one because
I asked the question what is a dating turnoff for men?
Because there's a trend going viral of men sharing what
the number one way to instantly turn a man off
from wanting a second date is. We'll tell you what
the number one response was in just a second, but
text in four one oh six' one, what's something that
instantly turns you off? And we'll go over some of
the other things that men are saying are an instant

(44:29):
turnoff for them that will instantly make them not want
a second date.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
Can I just throw something out there really quick, don't
go get your nose pierced with the guy that you're dating.
Don't do any pierce things with anybody. Yes, So the
guy that a first date and it wasn't a first date.
We had actually been dating for a while and he
decided he wanted to go get his nose pierced. My
nose has been pierced for a while. But we sat
in the room, like I sat in the room, WHI
I got his nose piers and it looks really weird.

(44:54):
And then I had my nose ring changed and he
sat and watched my nose ring and get changed. And
then we really didn't see each other after that. So
it is very not cute. So, like you see in
the nostril, like you gotta be really comfortable. I just
don't recommend doing piercings with somebody on a date.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
That's a good rule of thumb.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
Or tattoos.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
Yeah, or tattoos, right, especially if you're both getting the
same tattoo.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
Does you got on a first date?

Speaker 1 (45:20):
What are Some of the top responses from men on
instant turn offs for them that will make them not
want a second date. Deep personal interrogations on a first date.
Oh yeah, asking about divorces, trauma, or life altering events
on a date is too much.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
One guy said, Yeah, that's because you just can't face
your own draw. I was gonna say, I don't care.

Speaker 6 (45:40):
A lot of women think that that's a good conversation
to have.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Stop. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 14 (45:46):
That's like a third date thing for me. The first
day it's like a hey, how you doing, how many
siblings do you have? Not what's your past trauma?

Speaker 3 (45:52):
I mean, you don't phrase it like that, but if
you're not willing to talk about things on the first date,
you're turned off. So my boy, Yeah, I don't mean
I don't need to know your entire life story, but
I do like deep conversation, and if you don't have
the ability to go there on a first date, it
could be about things ye scare you. Maybe you know
that's still kind of surface. If you can't do that,

(46:13):
that's not gonna work for me. So while it's a
turnoff for you, bro, then you're just not with the
right person speaking of bro.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Somebody texted in at four one to six one and said, well,
if I go on a date with a girl and
she says the word bro over and over again, I'm
not going on a second date.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
I'm not your bro. That's fair, you know, Yeah, that's fair.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Going over a trend that's going viral of guys sharing
the things for them that are instant turnoffs on a
first date and they won't be going on a second date,
assuming that the guy is paying for everything. Automatically, I
agree on a first date, I like, I know that
I'm gonna pay, right, we both usually know that I'm
gonna pay.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
But at least I like the reach.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
For the card, you know, or the like, oh, I
was gonna chip in when we both know that's nonsense
and you weren't actually gonna chip in, but at least
an acknowledgement that you would have if I'd been like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
we're splitching this, you know.

Speaker 15 (47:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (47:04):
If I ask, then I'm okay with the assumption that
I'm paying. If I asked her to go out, then
I'm paying.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
That's a good point phrase, But you don't feel like
that sets the tone for you to like, you know,
how some people go up with people only sew everything
you get paid for.

Speaker 6 (47:19):
Oh yeah, I dated those before.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
So you don't care. You're just gonna let your.

Speaker 6 (47:24):
Pocket out for the first day to be free for
the first date. If I ask you out, I am
taking you out. I am paying. And if you you know,
if they reach for their wallet or whatever, I almost
take offense to it.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Really yeah, oh okay, because I asked you, So it's
like different for you.

Speaker 6 (47:41):
But if they but if we're getting into you know,
we're in a relationship, and well now we're you know,
a year into the relationship when we're going out to
eat and you're never paying for anything, your job.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
And don't pay for anything, and he's like, what, I'm
just playing Xbox all day? Why you got a problem.
Then you're always judging go to work. You don't have
to go to work. We need to we need food.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
Whatever.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
The list of the instant turnoffs for men when it
comes to dating, what will make a guy instantly not
want a second date? Flashing materialism is another one. Somebody
said talking NonStop about money, luxury brands, or expectations. One
guy said his date ranked him against her exes like
it was a Zillow Wow.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
Oh oh, that's terrible. Why would you do that? Like,
why did you think you were going to get another
date after doing that?

Speaker 7 (48:30):
She didn't one another date. She wanted the free mill.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
She got that date. She was just going out to
get the food.

Speaker 6 (48:36):
She was dating freeze.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Somebody else said that an instant turnoff for them and
they won't be wanting a second date. Is extreme opinions
on anything, on anything, I think that says more about
them than it does about the person with the opinion.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
It's making me have a strong opinion about that.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
Opinions on anything, political, spiritual, dietary, doesn't matter.

Speaker 14 (48:58):
You need me open minded about everythink you just need
to go on a date with their blow up doll.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
Just sit there and be happy.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
Some guys, I think that's what they like.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
I agree.

Speaker 20 (49:07):
I know.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
Another person said trauma dumping immediately and mentioning an X
is fine, but explaining your childhood wounds before the appetizers
is a no.

Speaker 6 (49:16):
Oh yeah for sure.

Speaker 14 (49:17):
See all that to me still feels like third date material.
I don't want to hear like that. Just said that's
so much.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
On a first date.

Speaker 7 (49:23):
I barely know. You tell me your last name.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
Yeah, if it accidentally comes out like you do something
that was triggered by something and then just be.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Like, I'm down here.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
You know that's funny, right, Well Man.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
Said he had a date that cried into her margarita
while saying, I usually don't open up this fast. Check please, Yeah,
she's comfortable fast.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
You can't handle it. You shouldn't be here. So this
is mutual crazy.

Speaker 19 (49:57):
Both things are the sea that feels targeted.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
And the number one response for men that is a
turn off on a first date that they won't give
you a second date is playing hard to get I
co signed at one hundred percent.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
I get that.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
I don't understand. No, I think women think guys like that,
but we don't.

Speaker 6 (50:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Oh, but you know the thing is like men tend
to be very literal, right, Like women are a little
bit more nuanced in the way that they communicate, you
know what I mean. But men are very literal. I
know that I am super literal when it comes to
things like that. So if you act uninterested, I just
believe you, yep, And I know the other way cool,
she didn't like me, yep, right, and then if you
text me, I'm like, are you're texting me. You don't

(50:42):
like me, you know, So what if.

Speaker 14 (50:44):
Like you didn't mean to, but you actually go to
someone and now it's been so long, but you'd like
thought about texting them. Do you text them or do
you not text them? Are they if it's been a week?
Are they the guy already uninterested?

Speaker 7 (50:54):
I'm currently going through this.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
I shouldn't know.

Speaker 6 (50:56):
Oh no, Like a week later, i'd be like, all right,
what's up?

Speaker 3 (50:59):
Yeah it matters, girl, hit him up your cue.

Speaker 7 (51:01):
They still won't be like, oh, like it's been a
whole week.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
Like no, And if you were honest about it and
said I, I probably looks like I was ghosting you,
but I didn't. I accidentally did that. I didn't mean
to ghost you, it would probably work and.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
Made okay, be honest, he's.

Speaker 6 (51:14):
Gotta compet us on the head and tell us everything's
gonna be okay, and yeah, moved on to the next day.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
Well, because if you think about it, men usually do
the chasing right when it comes to relationships, like men
do a lot of the asking out, men usually do
the first move and stuff like that, and men don't
often have somebody chase them, so acting uninterested in a
guy just confirms the fact that no, you don't want
to date him, because how many times has that dude
heard no before?

Speaker 3 (51:39):
I guess I think that there is also a fine
line in this dance, because there are certain men that
do want to be pursuing without feeling like they're pursuing
because if it's too easy, they don't want it. And
if that's not the case, just know, women are told
every single day on every single type of advice column
you name it, let him chase you.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
Right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
I think the key is to express that you're interested
in a way that is also doesn't come across as clingy,
which is a fine line to walk, right because some
dudes are like, ah, she hugged me twice, dude, no way,
next thing.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
You know, she's gonna move in tomorrow. So it's a
fine line.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
But I'm just kidding, acting uninterested, We'll have a dude,
just believe you.

Speaker 6 (52:18):
Just go with how you feel and stop reading these articles.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
These are also mature men ish mature ish.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
So all right, your first day, first day follow up,
I don't know what day it is in your phone
break happens every single hour in the twenties. Your next
one is coming up right after this, and then right
after that is Nana's What's trending, and don't forget. If
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(52:48):
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(53:09):
It's time for Nina's what's trending.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
You know, it's difficult to make new friends as an adult,
but if this is something that you're looking to do,
there are certain activities that you could participate in to
guarantee that you will meet the kindest people. So there's
a new survey that says, if you're kind, if you
do these things, or do these things if you need
more kind in your life, and I think there's a
lot of people that could use that. But this is

(53:33):
But first, this is really interesting, Victoria. I thought you
would like this because it looks like Spain may have
its first queen in a long time. I think this
woman has stolen your life. But at just nineteen, Princess Leonor,
have you heard about this If you don't know, Victoria
is obsessed with Spain and really believes that her person
is there.

Speaker 7 (53:53):
And so I want to find me a Spanish man.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
Maybe you need to be friends with Princess Leonor and
get in on it. I would love to. But this
is actually pretty incredible. So she's a princess, yes, and
she's nineteen, but on her eighteenth birthday she signed up
and was like, yeah, I'm going to make a commitment
to the constitution. And then she went into a three
year program that's doing Army, Navy, Air Force, doing all
of these different things to prepare for the crown but

(54:18):
also for real responsibility and to be someone that knows
all those things. I don't know, it just sounds like
such a badass to me.

Speaker 7 (54:23):
No, I was gonna say that I wasn't.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
Nineteen years old. Princess leonor Yeah, love to see it
on a totally different note. This is wild. So there's
a receipt that is trending because it's from nineteen ninety seven.
It's a grocery receipt, and it's trending because what the
total was. And this receipt has got to be like
over a foot long, like it's diapers, it's produced, it's

(54:46):
everything you could possibly imagine to stock up your house.
Scar Can you guess how much it costs to have
about a foot long receipt full of things from the
grocery store? Ten dollars back in ninety seven, ninety seven,
one hundred and ten dollars close produce a freeze. I
want to take a guess.

Speaker 6 (55:05):
I'm going to.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
Say it's one hundred and fifty five dollars.

Speaker 6 (55:12):
Oh wow, okay, that's more than but.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
Like now you have a receipt that's like the size
of a I don't know, a finger, and it's like
three hundred dollars. Yeah. So it's going viral because these
women are reacting to it, just like in real time
because they're all talking about buying baby stuff and how exspensible.

Speaker 6 (55:29):
Well, I should guess one dollar?

Speaker 3 (55:34):
Yeah, dollar aren't even one dollar anymore.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
That's going out exactly exactly.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
And lastly, if you're trying to find kind people, if
you want to be a kind person, there are activities
that you need to participate in according to science, and
those those activities are pottery and ceramics. Oh I like that.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
Most people do pottery.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
Nice people do pottery. Nice people crochet.

Speaker 19 (55:59):
Wait, I've been wanting to learn a crochet me too. Actually,
it looks so cool.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
Really, Yeah, I want.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
To crochet all my clothes.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
Please do that.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
Crocheted shirt, crocheted pants, it's just the areola.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
Sorry, I haven't finished that part yet. Still, I don't
know if.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
We call that kind. Bird Watching is up there. Bee
keeping and hiking round out the top five. Woodworking, board
game and gardening are also. But bird watching is really
interesting to me because I end up every time I
go on this like little trail I do my little
run walk or whatever. There are bird watchers everywhere, and
it's all aged at school. It's not just like the

(56:45):
seniors all.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
Age for the crows around my house.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
Oh man, you may you mean the crows mad too,
So now you have raccoons after.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
You And yeah, whatever reason, these crows don't like me.
I'm not even over exaggerating. One tried to dive bomb
me the other day on my head, Like I didn't
see it.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
I was getting into the car. My girlfriend was in
front of me, and she turned around.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
And she's like watch out, and I was like what
and she's like, that crow just came from the power
line and it almost hit you right in the head.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
And ever since then.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
The other day I got out of my car and
the crow came down from the power line. It was
standing by where I walked into my house and it
was just standing there side eyeing me. And then my
house like when you go in, you can go up
the stairs and there's a window and a fence. And
then I went around, went up the stairs and the
crow was on the fence looking in the windows. Crows remember,

(57:36):
faces were targeted. Then I was in the living room
and there's like a sliding door and then the fence.
The crow jumps down from the fence and came up
by the sliding door was just staring at me.

Speaker 7 (57:44):
Well, now I'm curious what you do.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
Know what I did to the crow to make it out?
You must have done something.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
Yeah, it's not a fan though.

Speaker 7 (57:52):
No, yeah, I would, I would like leave some cake
out like trying to make.

Speaker 19 (57:58):
I'm not going anywhere near that man, Okay, stalking, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
That's what's.

Speaker 6 (58:09):
Dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 12 (58:15):
Yes, I have a horrible, dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Okay, is it?

Speaker 9 (58:21):
Okay?

Speaker 15 (58:22):
There's the guy and he was hanging out with druggers.
He was constantly hanging out with them. And I worked
at a building and I told him, I said, you
stop hanging around with them.

Speaker 12 (58:31):
I'm so sick of seeing you with those people. And
he didn't want to listen, and.

Speaker 15 (58:35):
So he decided in his mind he was going to invest.
So he started buying dress and he made an investment
in his cell, started buying drugs to sell to the druggers.

Speaker 12 (58:48):
So that's why they were hanging around him.

Speaker 11 (58:50):
All the time.

Speaker 15 (58:51):
Anyway, So I didn't know that he had any kind
of medical problems or anything. So one day he's outside,
he's he came back from the grocery store. His bag
dropped open and out fell all of these steaks. He
went to the grocery store with the money he made
and bought these steaks.

Speaker 4 (59:08):
These steaks looked so.

Speaker 15 (59:10):
Freaking good as about eight of them. And when he
picked them up and got them together and got they
were all wrapped up and everything, and brought them back
into his apartment. The next day, I came back to
work and somebody told me. They told me he dropped
dead and he died right outside. What Yes, he died outside.
So I had to go and I made some photographs.

Speaker 9 (59:32):
Of his apartment and talked to his family.

Speaker 15 (59:34):
He said, we don't want anything, blah blah blah. You're
not supposed to do what I did.

Speaker 12 (59:42):
That's the rules.

Speaker 15 (59:43):
I went in there and I took every single one
of those steaks. I cooked those steaks, and I ate
those steaks.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
And hiss were so.

Speaker 12 (59:55):
Freaking good, I said, for seven eight days.

Speaker 22 (01:00:00):
God, so the dead man's sake, you know, man, I'm
telling you, I think I would get fired if I didn't,
if I.

Speaker 15 (01:00:15):
Already didn't work there anymore, they would have fired me instantly.

Speaker 12 (01:00:19):
I've been holding on to that secret for over a year.

Speaker 6 (01:00:23):
What any of us would have done.

Speaker 16 (01:00:26):
Yeah, he would want them to go away, Yeah, exactly,
that's hard money.

Speaker 15 (01:00:30):
Yeah, they would have thrown them away anyway. And I
think he had just bought them and It's like, I'm
not I'm stealing these and I'm.

Speaker 12 (01:00:37):
Not a thief. I never stolen.

Speaker 6 (01:00:39):
But that was just you know, you had to do it.

Speaker 15 (01:00:48):
That's a dirty, horrible little secret, eating.

Speaker 12 (01:00:51):
It, stealing and eating a dead man's food.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
You know, when you say it like that, it sounds
much worse.

Speaker 12 (01:01:00):
Than Jay.

Speaker 15 (01:01:01):
It is bad.

Speaker 6 (01:01:03):
I ate a dead man's meal.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 16 (01:01:08):
Appreciate you, Thank you, Bye bye bye.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
What's your dirty little secret?

Speaker 6 (01:01:15):
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