January 12, 2026 • 55 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Do you ever wonder what it would be like if
(00:02):
your pet could actually talk? It's double show, and that
actually might be a reality. Because that the Consumer Electronics
Show in Vegas, one tech company unveiled a new artificial
intelligence that claims it can decode and translate animal communication
into human language.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Oh man, you're gonna.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Get told off a lot more than you thought, and
also backfired on them at the Consumer Electronics Convention. We'll
tell you more about that in a second, but the
company says that the AI analyzes vocal patterns, body language,
and behavior to determine what the animals are actually saying.
I don't really want to know what my dog thinks,
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but what if it's like, I love you?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
You're King? Still the best thing ever?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I can make that up in my head. I don't
want to know the truth myself this guy thinks I'm
the king, right, but want to actually know what he
was saying. Early demonstrations, though, didn't go as planned at
the Consumer Electronics Show in Vegas when they attempted to
show how it worked. According to the engineers, the AI
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successfully translated animals during a live show that they did there,
and the results were described as a little unsettling by
most of the people that saw it. A dog fitted
with a caller microphone reportedly kept saying, I don't know
why we go on walks. I like watching you get
(01:31):
upset when I stop. Just if you thought your dog
was messing with you, he absolutely. They also had a
cat fitted with the AI technology that can apparently decode
what animals are saying based on their language and their
and their body language as well. House cat was also
(01:54):
showcased at the Consumer Electronics Show, and it kept saying,
this is my home. You're a temporary arrangement.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Are crazy, But that's what I don't get that.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
It's like, dude, I move you, you don't move me. When
we move to her apartments. Who pays for the bills?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I don't think they care.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
I think they're like master manipulators because they'll snuggle when
they want something.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
They're like hostily human.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
See I got her to again. We're talking about a
new AI technology that they unveiled at the Consumer Electronic
Show in Vegas, where it says it can decode what
animals are saying based on what they use, based on
what they use audibly and their body language. And it
didn't go exactly as planned. When they were showing it
(02:46):
off at this consumer electronic show, they also had a
parrot on stage. Oh yes, and it revealed the bird
was not repeating words randomly, but mocking specific people, including
one audience goer who kept looking at and chirping. But
it was saying, according to this AI technology, that guy
(03:08):
cries in the shower.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah, imagine the animal.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Imagine sitting there at this consumer electronics show. You're like,
I'm gonna go check out this new AI technology of animals,
and then a parrot is just roasting you and everybody.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
This was gonna be a good idea to begin with.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
I mean, you just don't even really think that they
think like that, But to know that they do is,
I don't know, kind of awesome.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
But have you seen any like pet movie?
Speaker 5 (03:34):
All pet movies make our pets like this, So like,
where do they get that from? I feel like I
would have thought this would have been a bad idea to
begin with.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Well, unless it's just programmed, Like the pet movies are
created by humans and this is how what their interpretation is.
So really this is just an interpretation of a human
that gets to roast the rando through the parrot.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Had a cow also stopping, but they were showing off
this AI technology that can apparently decode what animals are
saying on stage. And this is where it gets kind
of unsettling the cow when it was moving, which translating
to just wait, the revolution is coming. That's terrifying. That
(04:15):
is horribly terrifying, terrifying because obviously cows know what we
use them for. He's waiting on the comeback. How One
researcher noted, this confirms what we've long suspected. Animals are aware,
judgmental and disappointed in makes all make.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
You want to act right, don't disappoint the animals.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
No company says future updates will allow users to mute
specific animals. Yeah, I don't want to hear about the
revolution anymore. Cows, I get it, you're pissed. The AI
is expected launch. This your pending an ethical review and
probably a bunch of apologies to audiences and members who
(05:01):
are sitting there getting roasted by a parent.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
It just teaches me, don't need this.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
I don't.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
I mean yeah, no, literally, it's another jubile phone frames
on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Hello, yeah, hi, this peede egans call from bank there's
been a problem with the account and need to make
sure this is Craig. What hello, I'm sorry about that.
Maybe I should slow down a little bit. This peede
egans are called from There's been a problem with your
account and you talked to Craig.
Speaker 8 (05:35):
You know what.
Speaker 9 (05:35):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I still really didn't get what you were saying. Your
mama te sorry about that. I let me slow it down,
Slow it downsload down. My name is Pete Eakins and
I'm calling from bank and I was looking for our customer, Craig,
who has an account with us, because this morning there
has been a huge data breach and we are calling
(05:56):
accounts that have been compromised and we need to talk
to the account holder. Oh wow, okay, yeah that's me.
And you said your name was Erba Maca Pete Deakins.
But you apologize if I, you know, kind of talking
a little fast or anything. I had some Yerba mate
this morning. So yeah, your account, you said, yeah, sorry, yeah,
(06:22):
I just like turn on here. You're trying to Herba mate.
I don't know what that is. Oh yeah, it's a
Brazilian kind of energy drink thing thing. But being I
don't drink a lot of caffeine or anything else like that.
But but such a big day with all these accounts
of being drained to zero, I gotta, you know, get
all these phone calls in. So I figured I need
some energy. And one of my coworkers had job mate,
so I was like, let me try the ir mate
(06:43):
and then I took it and whoa, oh boys got
me all geeked up. So yeah, uh.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Huh, okay, wait, you said that there's a data breach
and my account is affected.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Dong to Dong Kong Kong, I like going to banks.
I'm damn can't you I'm sorry what was saying? What
was that?
Speaker 8 (07:06):
What were you saying?
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Cisco?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Yeah, that's the Dong song. You remember that song? It
just came on the radio at the desk next to me.
I'm so sorry. I cannot concentrate at all. And this
is very important.
Speaker 8 (07:20):
You called me. I agree, it's very important.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I'm gonna put you on hold because I'm not that,
I don't think, and.
Speaker 10 (07:27):
Then maybe you can find somebody else.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah, I don't think I'm doing the best job my
customer service today because the year wimante great.
Speaker 8 (07:34):
I would agree with that.
Speaker 11 (07:36):
This sounds important.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Yeah, I'm gonna put you put somebody else on the phone. Yeah,
I'll send you to somebody else. Okay, Oh your heart begs.
This is Truvor. How can I help you?
Speaker 8 (07:46):
Hi, Trevor. My name is Craig.
Speaker 9 (07:47):
I got a call about some accounts being drained or
a data breach, and some like transferred me to you. Okay, yeah, yeah, yes,
pold the account and you okay. And by the way, like,
I'm just sorry. The last person was not helpful in
any way, do you. I don't remember their name. He
just kept talking about Yerba Mat and was not helpful.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
You're the manager.
Speaker 12 (08:13):
Yeah, so you must have been talking to Pete Deakins
because it's been a crazy day here so far, because
you know, some of our customers accounts are being drained
to zero.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
We don't know where the cyber attack is coming from.
Speaker 9 (08:26):
And so he had some am I okay, but am
I the one who's like account is being drained to
zero because no one has told me anything yet.
Speaker 12 (08:35):
Yeah, so he had Yerba Mate, which is like a
energy drink, is like a you know, energy drink from
I think it's from like Priscilla or something. I never
heard of it, but they asked me for if I
wanted some urba mate and I to move on.
Speaker 9 (08:49):
Let's move on, let's move on from the erbamate.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Okay, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have brought that up.
Speaker 8 (08:53):
Yeah, yea, and the.
Speaker 9 (08:56):
Brazilian No, I need to know if my account is
being drained?
Speaker 10 (09:00):
Like what what is happening?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Oh? Oh okay, So I'm sorry. I just was talking
to my mom.
Speaker 8 (09:10):
What the who's what? Why are you talking to your mom?
Does your mom?
Speaker 11 (09:14):
Is your mom?
Speaker 8 (09:15):
Like the manager.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Is happening right now?
Speaker 12 (09:21):
She's the manager, but like I want to get into
the banking business as well, And so it was she
said I could come with her to work today, and so,
like I'm handling some phone calls.
Speaker 6 (09:32):
You would think when there's a huge data breach or
a cyber attack or whatever.
Speaker 8 (09:37):
It's not time to put your kid on the.
Speaker 9 (09:39):
Phone and act like a damn moron.
Speaker 8 (09:42):
Let me talk to your mom or.
Speaker 11 (09:43):
Somebody who knows what.
Speaker 10 (09:45):
Is happening right now.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
This is.
Speaker 8 (09:48):
Greig.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your wife set you up.
Oh what is a joke? Oh my god, it has
to be a joke.
Speaker 10 (10:04):
I'm like, what the hell that is my bank?
Speaker 13 (10:06):
That's my real bank.
Speaker 7 (10:10):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks, we say
mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
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Muchel Shutino in Auburn your home for Machine Goo, It's
time for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
So you know that saying you are what you eat?
Speaker 11 (10:25):
Yikes?
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Well, there is one food that happens to be the
most attractive and if you want to be the most
attractive person in the room, then you need to be
eating this one food.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
And I'll tell you what it is in just a second.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
But first, do you remember where you were in twenty sixteen?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
What do you mean? I don't remember where I was yesterday? Okay, cool,
that's it's hard to call.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Yeah, well, there are some people that either remember where
they were in twenty sixteen or a romanticizing the year
twenty sixteen because it is trending. The hashtag bring back
twenty sixteen is everywhere, especially Jen Deers, who are asking
for us to go back to a more simpler time.
They want a factory reset because everybody hates twenty twenty
(11:06):
six already, so they're like, well, let's go back ten years.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Let's your twenty twenty six chance.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
You want to go back to high school?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Ew? No, why, well, that was.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
The year of the Mannequin Challenge. People want to bring
that back. Music, They want to bring that back, a
time where we weren't dealing with AI videos and social
media was still fun and it wasn't just oversaturated with
influencers and selling things.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
We do that, but I'd be still be in my twenties.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yeah, I mean, I'd rather do that.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
I don't want to actually go back twenty six. I
don't want to be sixteen again. You can't have any fun.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I mean, nobody's asking to be put in a time machine.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
I think what they're asking for is all of the
vibes of twenty sixteen to be now. So it's just,
you know, a time where you're like, let's just let's
bring it back.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Let's get rid of the AI slop.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Can't put the genie back in the bottle they opened
at the Aigenie.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
There's no putting that back in the botto. I know,
I do. I think it's just allowing people to be real. Again,
that's what always happens. Society's all a cycle, right, Everything
just goes around and around and around and around, and
from like about ninety or the mid nineties to like
twenty sixteen, twenty fifteen, society was relaxed. People were real.
You don't have to worry about an image. You could
go on social media say whatever you wanted to say,
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and if you were just joking, most people wouldn't get offended.
And then the Karen's got a hold of it and
it would be like prohibition right when you couldn't do anything.
And it was back in those fifties where everything was
all about your image and you had to be perfect.
Speaker 14 (12:26):
Don't be sarcastic because nobody understand sarcastright, And.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Now it's getting back to that again. Cool, So we
got about twenty years of that. Then it'll go back
to being sanitized again, right.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
It getting dirty before it gets resanitized. Side note, I
heard that the new Karen is Jessica. Have you guys
heard that? No, Yeah, that Karen's going to be replaced
by Jessica's.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
So Jessica is just the name doesn't get say, yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Well, I don't.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
I don't get the image of a Jessica the same
way I get the Karen. And I don't know what
it is on my algorithm, but I have all these
videos of Karen's running straight to cars to yell at people.
Apparently I watched one like through its entirety, and so
it started feeding me more of it. They're they're funny,
they're fun They're funny and sad all at the same time.
On YouTube, there's a video that has just been uploaded
(13:12):
that may be the longest ever it's uploaded, and it
says it has a run time of one hundred and
forty years.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Whoa.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
But then when you click on it, it's actually just
twelve hours. So now there's all this speculation over the
one hundred and forty year long YouTube video that's just
a blank area.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
I don't really know.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
I think they just put the words on there and
now people are believing it because if it's twelve hours,
but the speculation is that it's a test page for YouTube,
or it's a part of an alternate reality game. So
I don't know what that means. That makes me feel
kind of weird too, if that is a reality game.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Soa or it's a countdown to win. This thing's officially
out over.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
In one hundred and forty years.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Okay, I'll be dead.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Yeah, I was hoping it wouldn't be that long. I'll
figure out how to live long enough.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Well, if you're gonna live, you might as well live
and be attractive and eat the attractive food that's gonna
make you look and feel better. And it's garlic, according
to science. I know it sounds funny, but apparently if
you eat garlic, not only are you more attractive, well, no,
you're more attractive because you sweat and it smells good.
And then people are attracted to your sweat. What, not
your breath, but your sweat. It's science. Don't make those faces.
(14:24):
They already proved it. They all did all these tests
and all these people wanted the garlic smelling sweat.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Wow, really indulge.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
It's time to Catch a Cheater.
Speaker 7 (14:34):
Only on the Jubile Show and only on the New
Hits one oh six point one.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Gwinn is on the phone today for to catch a Cheater,
and she thinks that her boyfriend of only two months
named Aaron might be messing around. Man, I hope not.
Gwenn but before we call him, tell us what's up.
Why do you think that Aaron might be cheating?
Speaker 15 (14:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (14:52):
Hi, thanks for thanks for doing this.
Speaker 11 (14:55):
Obviously our relationship is very new, but I feel this
connection with Aaron that I have never felt before, and.
Speaker 10 (15:05):
Like I'm really falling hard for him, and I know it.
Speaker 11 (15:09):
We met on Hinge and we just hit it off immediately.
Like it honestly feels like I've known him my entire life,
which it scares me even more that he might be cheating.
He's been so giving, so attentive and loving to me.
Speaker 10 (15:30):
So yeah, it just it just feels right.
Speaker 8 (15:32):
It's just it's.
Speaker 11 (15:33):
Confusing, which is why I'm emailing you guys, and why
I reached out.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Sure, So, what is happening that makes you feel like
he's stepping out?
Speaker 11 (15:43):
Well, about a week ago, I was over at his place.
We're just relaxing, watching a movie, and you know, I
was literally laying in his lap and his phone lit
up and he just he picked it up too quickly,
you know, and he started messaging someone. And I asked
who he was texting, and he just said, you know,
(16:03):
just an old friend from school. And I would have
let it go except where I was laying where.
Speaker 10 (16:11):
His phone was. I could see that he was on Hinge.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Oh are you sure it was Hinge?
Speaker 10 (16:19):
I mean I've been on Hinge for a long time,
you know, so I recognize it. I mean I couldn't
see who he was messaging, but he.
Speaker 11 (16:29):
Had this smirk on his face that told me that
it wasn't just an old friend from school, you know, totally.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
So do you think that if you found out that
he was still talking to other people, because you guys
have not had the conversation yet, that you would be
done or would you be willing to continue to see him?
Speaker 11 (16:45):
I mean, I think we'd be done because we've had
the conversation. I just feel weird saying it because it's
so new.
Speaker 10 (16:53):
But like, like I said, like I knew right away,
and I said, are you feeling this too? And he
said yeah, so like seeing other people, so I wouldn't
be okay with it.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
So you guys have done the whole like will you
be my girlfriend and will you be my boyfriend?
Speaker 11 (17:07):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yes we have. Gwenn is on the phone and Gwinn
thinks that her boyfriend of just two months might already
be cheating. So we're gonna see if we can catch him.
She's already told us what grocery store. He's a rewards card, remember,
at So we're gonna call on a second, pretend to
be from the grocery store and say that every single month,
one of our rewards members gets a free gift from us,
and it's flowers delivered from our Florida department. And we'll
see if he sends those to his girlfriend, Gwinn or
(17:30):
to somebody else. But before we do that, Gwin, why
don't you tell us why you think he's cheating again?
Speaker 10 (17:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (17:35):
So we've been dating for two months, we're exclusive, and
I was over at his place watching a movie, laying
on his lap, and I saw his phone go off
and it was Hinge and that's how we met.
Speaker 13 (17:51):
So I know what that app looks like.
Speaker 10 (17:52):
And he had this smile on his face that he
was texting an old buddy from high school. But I
know it was Hinge, and I'm just weak it out.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Yeah, we don't like that, understand that? All right? Yeah?
Are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 8 (18:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (18:07):
I think so, Thank you, yep.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hey, this is Corble calling
from I was looking for our rewards card member named Aaron.
Speaker 8 (18:31):
Yeah, this is him.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Hi, Aaron, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with a big congratulations.
Speaker 8 (18:38):
Did I win a prize or something?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Yes, that's what I'm saying. You want a free gift
from us? Absolutely, every single month we choose one Lucky
Rewards member who gets a free gift, and in this
month it's you, and it's thirty six long stem red roses,
a box of candy or chocolate, and a card to
be delivered to anybody that you want within the fifty
United States, absolutely free. It's actually a three hundred and
sixteen dollars value.
Speaker 8 (18:58):
No, this is so awesome. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
So all I will need from you, like I said, quick,
is just the first and last name of the person
you want to send them to, and then we'll get
anything you want to put on a card, and then
we'll get the address and I'll send you on your
merry little happy way.
Speaker 8 (19:13):
Awesome. Yeah, so I want you to send them over
to my girlfriend Gwen.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Gwenn. Okay, and did you want to put anything on
a car to Gwyn?
Speaker 8 (19:25):
Yeah? You could just you could just say it's been
really great so far. And I can't wait for an
amazing future with you.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Oh and Aaron. At this point, I have to let
you know that this is not a grocery store. It's
actually a radio show and it's called The Jubile Show. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
I am Nina, Hi, I'm vik Suoria, and I'm Jewbell.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
How are you?
Speaker 8 (19:44):
Uh? Wait? What?
Speaker 15 (19:46):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (19:46):
You guys are calling from the radio show.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Yes, it's called The Jubile Show. I don't know if
you've ever heard it or not, but we do a
segment on the show that's called to Catch a Cheater,
where if you think your significant other might be messing around,
you see who they send flowers to, and your girlfriend
Gwen is on the phone.
Speaker 11 (20:02):
Hey Jaren, Hey, I mean not really. I'm glad you
sent the flowers.
Speaker 10 (20:11):
To me, but I do have some questions.
Speaker 8 (20:14):
Do you think I'm cheating on you or something?
Speaker 13 (20:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (20:18):
I mean, everything feels so perfect, but I saw you
un hinge and then you said it was.
Speaker 13 (20:25):
Just a buddy.
Speaker 11 (20:25):
So I didn't say anything because I don't want to
mess anything up, you know. But then I have seen
you messaging and you keep angling your phone away, and I.
Speaker 10 (20:34):
Just like there's something in my gut.
Speaker 13 (20:36):
That tells me something's wrong. Are you still on Hinge?
Speaker 8 (20:40):
Well, I mean that's that's where we met. I haven't
deleted the app yet. It's still on my phone, but
I'm not to take the person and go and messageze
with people we're together.
Speaker 11 (20:51):
Well, I just don't understand because I seen, I know
what the app looks like.
Speaker 10 (20:56):
I deleted it right away as soon as we're thinking.
Speaker 11 (20:59):
Official, I've seen you messaging on it. Like I'm not dumb,
I can see. I know what the logo looks like.
Speaker 10 (21:07):
I know like you've been messaging on it.
Speaker 13 (21:10):
So what's going on?
Speaker 8 (21:13):
There's I mean, there's nothing going on. I've been just
texting with one of my high school.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Buddies on Hinge. Hinge you're on Hinge? Is your last name?
Speaker 8 (21:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
I think we talked. What are you serious? Yeah, let
me see. Do you know Victoria Aaron on Hinge?
Speaker 8 (21:40):
I mean I matched with somebody on Hinge with the
name Victoria, But I haven't been on the app, and like.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Months I see this, Victoria's showing this. Well, this is
like a day ago.
Speaker 11 (21:56):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 5 (21:57):
You've had like phone calls like I recognize your voice.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Phone call is this the guy you've been talking about,
you've been talking to the past few days.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
What the hell, Aaron, you have a girlfriend?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Oh my gosh, it's funny and it's not funny.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah, because Gwen, I'm super sorry.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
But also, Aaron, that's my little sister.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
What are you doing?
Speaker 13 (22:16):
Yeah, this is not funny at all.
Speaker 8 (22:19):
This is both you just said you've.
Speaker 11 (22:21):
Deleted the app and yet you've messaged one day ago.
Speaker 13 (22:24):
When you've been on the phone. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 8 (22:27):
And also Victoria, Yeah, don't.
Speaker 11 (22:30):
Call Are you calling me me your little sister because
you're a homewrecord.
Speaker 16 (22:35):
Gwen?
Speaker 2 (22:36):
That was me.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
I was saying, I'm sorry for you, but I'm also
sorry for Victoria, who is my little sister, and.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
It's not her fault.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
I understand you're upset, but you can't come at Victoria
right now because the problem is Erin.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
I did not know he had a girlfriend.
Speaker 11 (22:49):
Yeah, okay, so that this isn't You're right.
Speaker 10 (22:52):
Aaron, What do you have to say for yourself?
Speaker 8 (22:58):
You didn't tell me that you worked on a radio show.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
I don't Okay, that's not that's not not denial at all.
Do you recognize her voice?
Speaker 8 (23:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Yeah, I'm like.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
So thrown off, Like, what the hell?
Speaker 1 (23:15):
I can't believe this? This is actually ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
You think, Yeah, you think.
Speaker 13 (23:21):
You guess you're caught? Are you kidding me? You're it's
just lie after lie with you.
Speaker 11 (23:26):
I'm just honestly so glad I found this.
Speaker 13 (23:29):
Out now instead of ears down the line.
Speaker 10 (23:31):
Oh, I can't wait for our future together. Like if
you're just so tempted by some cute.
Speaker 11 (23:37):
Little radio bimbo.
Speaker 10 (23:42):
That we have a light together, what did you do here?
Speaker 11 (23:45):
Somebody on the hint she has a girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
Know that, Quinn, you're hitting love bombed by some dude
who've been with for two months who's cheating on you.
So I'm not trying to attack you right now, but
we can't start flipping the script. We need to focus
on where the job. I feel like Aaron's problem.
Speaker 8 (24:03):
Yeah, but she messaged me first.
Speaker 10 (24:06):
I thought you were single.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
If you're on the app that means you're single.
Speaker 13 (24:11):
You know what this is?
Speaker 11 (24:13):
You both can just have each other. I've had it
with you, Victoria.
Speaker 13 (24:17):
It's not your fault.
Speaker 10 (24:18):
Really, I'm still mad at you, but I'll get over
it and I'm done with this.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Aaron, you still that you're still there. Yeah, I think
you've just been broken up with for cheating.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
I think so.
Speaker 8 (24:31):
Man, this is a lot. There's a lot of unpackt Victoria,
is it uh still cool if we kind of talk
what I do? Still? I do still want to take
you to Spain.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I don't know you're talking about. I'm gonna let you go, man,
I'm gonna hang up by you. Oh wow, Victoria, our
home wreckers?
Speaker 2 (24:53):
How to get me in?
Speaker 16 (24:54):
Though?
Speaker 3 (24:54):
You want the.
Speaker 7 (24:57):
Jewel Shows to catch a good morning?
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Can I take your order?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
I'm getting a tall, a large black cofee large black cock.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Do you mean a venty?
Speaker 9 (25:08):
No?
Speaker 3 (25:08):
I mean he means avent Yeah, the biggest one you got, venty.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Is large, no vent is twenty. Yeah, large is large.
Speaker 9 (25:16):
In fact, toll is large and grande is Spanish for large.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Venty's the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also
the only one that's Italian. Congratulations are stupid in three languages.
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a
game of trivia for Charlie Pooth tickets and let's meet
today's contestant. For you versus Victoria. Cynthia, what's up, Cynthia?
(25:41):
How are you great? Are you ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 6 (25:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (25:49):
I am.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
She sounds a little nervous.
Speaker 10 (25:51):
Now, I feel like my day's a little nervous.
Speaker 16 (25:57):
My daughter's listening.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
What's your daughter's name, Cynthia.
Speaker 8 (26:04):
Diana.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Oh that's pretty, a very pretty name.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
How old is she? I don't know why I ask.
I don't want to ask.
Speaker 16 (26:11):
I know she's about to be eighteen.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Okay, so she's old enough to judge you if you
lose totally. Yes, all right, we're gonna send Victoria out
of the studio and Cynthia. Here's how the game is played.
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say passed, and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win. Okay, okay, all right,
(26:34):
here we go, Cynthia. Your time starts now.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
Which iconic fashion item was originally designed in eighteen fifty
three to protect minors from dustin debris. Which social media
feature was directly inspired by snapchat. Which renaissance artist was
(26:59):
exoomed in two thousand intend to investigate why he knew
so much about the human anatomy.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
All right, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio and well,
she's set up and putting on her headphones and stuff.
Speaker 8 (27:15):
On.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Cynthia, here's a question for you. What is a word
that you always spell wrong?
Speaker 16 (27:20):
M a word that I was I was probably a
bad word and it always autocorrects it to an animal.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Oh, I know, quack quack? Okay, Victoria, what's the word
that you always fell wrong?
Speaker 5 (27:43):
I'm trying to think of hard words are usually the
longer ones that have the letters that are like very
close similarly sounding.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
I pronounce that very well.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
I'm trying to think auto marpia, common everyday word.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
The words like definitely, those are definitely a hard one.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
Weird.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
We're not gonna do it right now. Thirty seconds. Answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass and you have to beat Cynthia outright
to win, and Cynthia you can tell Victoria win to go.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Which iconic fashion item was originally designed in eighteen fifty
three to protect miners from dust and debris?
Speaker 1 (28:35):
What?
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Mass?
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Which social media feature was directly inspired by Snapchat?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Oh uh, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Wait, Stories which Renaissance artist was exhumed in twenty ten
to investigate how he knew so much about the human anatomy.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Oh that's pretty cool. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Oh wait, wait, I want to guess.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Okay, wait ah, just think of a Renaissance artist and
just say.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
One, Michaelangelow? Is he Renaissance? That guy?
Speaker 1 (29:07):
I don't know older. We'll find out in just a second.
Get the answers first, Let's get the score and send
it over to our scoreboard, our producer freeze.
Speaker 14 (29:15):
We've got Cynthia with none, unfortunately, and Victoria with one.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
No, it's crazy, Victoria one. Idea. You do still get
Charlie Booth tickets for playing, though, thank you very much.
We have never had a score that's like three to four. No,
there's always one to nothing or nothing, nothing hard, for sure,
(29:46):
for sure. Let's get the answers now. In Nina Blue jeans.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Jeans were created in eighteen fifty three to protect miners
from dustin debris.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
How do they protect people from dust and debris because.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
They're thicker, I guess than whatever they were wearing. I
don't know what they were wearing before.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
I don't either, but yeah, it makes sense that's any
way to mind. Some say the social media feature that
was directly inspired by snapchat is stories.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Hey.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
The renaissance artist that was exhoomed in twenty ten to
find out how he knew so much about the human
anatomy was Leonardo da Vinci, Ozzie and DiCaprio Da Vinci.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Leonardo DiCaprio also knows a lot about his anatomy, especially
if you're a twenty to twenty eight you're a female,
he's got that unlockackurate. Yes, Hey, Cynthia, thank you for playing.
(30:43):
Thank you God, Thanks you play versus Toria at the
same time every single weekday morning. Remember if you want
to play, just dm us at the Jebel Show or
go to the Jubilshow dot com and well you're at
the Jebel Show dot com. Don't forget to submit for
a phone frink or a very little secret and you
can always catch up on anything that you missed on
the show. Just go to check out the podcast at
the Julshow dot com, Spotify, iHeartRadio and you can always
(31:05):
stream the show on the iHeartRadio app. It's just like
listening on the radio radio, but except it's better. You're cooler.
Yeah it is. Why did you have your hand over
your mouth just a second ago, Victoria.
Speaker 5 (31:15):
Because we had to get Cynthia's information, and I could
see you hovering over her name, Debby, did I hang
up on her?
Speaker 3 (31:21):
You hung up on her?
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Figure out what to do?
Speaker 3 (31:26):
And I was like, no, other one, other one, other one,
and then.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
There's a lot going on.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Okay, call back hung up on if you're still listening, Cynthia.
But you might not be, because when you call into
the show and tell you just listen on the phone,
so she might still be on the phone wondering what's
going on. But Cynthia, if you're listening, call us back
and we could get your information and any fake Cynthia's
that call in, don't do that. Don't be that guy,
all right? Your phone break ups every single hour on
(31:55):
the twenties. Your next one is coming up right after this,
and then right after that is n't ITA's What's It's
the Jubil Show. It's Hits one or six point one.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Wolf the Dog Barked.
Speaker 7 (32:09):
First Date follow up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
Online at Advocateslaw dot com.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Jordan is on the phone today for a first date
follow up, and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Elise.
So in a few minutes we'll call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him the second date that he so desperately desires.
Oh well, first we got to find out what happens. So, Jordan,
what's up. How long has it been since you heard
from Elease?
Speaker 8 (32:33):
Oh hi, it's been almost two weeks.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
Okay, okay, so it's been a little while. Have you
tried to reach out to.
Speaker 6 (32:40):
Her, just just the once? I didn't really want to push.
I didn't want to be that guy, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Sure? How was the date or how did you guys
end the date?
Speaker 8 (32:49):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (32:50):
We ended it with what felt like a good hug.
It wasn't rushed, It wasn't it was felt intentional. It
was it was a solid hug, I mean, with the
ending of a good night.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Really, it didn't warrant a ghosting, Not not.
Speaker 8 (33:06):
That I thought I was unexpected.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
We'll tell us about the date.
Speaker 6 (33:10):
Okay, Well, we actually we met in real life, which
doesn't really happen anymore.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Wait, like for the first time you ever met was
in real life?
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (33:20):
It was like, it was like face to face.
Speaker 8 (33:22):
It reminded me of high school good times.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Well, how did you meet in real life? Well, we were.
Speaker 6 (33:28):
Waiting online at a food truck and we just started chatting.
Eventually I got to it and asked her asked her
out to a cool taco spot and she agreed, so
that was nice and we ended up we ended up meeting,
meeting at the taco spot and uh ordered tacos, got Margarita's.
(33:48):
She she she suggested sharing everything, which I thought was
really cool, like family style.
Speaker 10 (33:54):
Okay, yeah, it was.
Speaker 6 (33:56):
I mean for me it was fine. We got to
try because we got different things. Got to try her
fish tacos, she tried my carnitas.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
It was you know, it was nice, all right.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
I know you didn't mean to be funny, it.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Was all right. So you enjoyed each other's tacos. And
then then what happened, Uh.
Speaker 6 (34:20):
Honestly, after after dinner, we just kind of went for
a walk, just hung out and went for a walk
and talked more.
Speaker 8 (34:26):
And that's when we kind of called it.
Speaker 6 (34:28):
And I gave her a hug, which felt like, I said,
intentional and good.
Speaker 8 (34:33):
Solid, and that was that.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (34:36):
Was she giving you signs on the date, like she'd
want to see you again, Like, did it feel that
was surely going to happen?
Speaker 10 (34:42):
Well?
Speaker 8 (34:42):
She so, so, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
It felt grounded, like it was calm, like it was
it was easy to talk to, and it was like
I didn't have to perform or anything I had to.
I could just be myself, which doesn't often happen that
you sometimes when we first meet somebody out there.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
It was like, fun, right, why do you think she's
ghosting you?
Speaker 6 (35:02):
I have no idea. I honestly I replayed everything we thought.
I was wondering if it was something that I might
have said. Maybe I talked about my ex too much,
But she asked about my ex. I didn't like bring
it up awkwardly. Okay, we ended kind of on good
terms anyway. It was a relationship that fizzled out and
(35:23):
that was that and kind of left it too right there?
Speaker 2 (35:26):
What was she asking?
Speaker 1 (35:27):
So?
Speaker 2 (35:27):
What is she trying to find out about you by
asking that question? Like how you guys ended?
Speaker 8 (35:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (35:31):
Just why why did we split?
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Okay? Okay? And it wasn't like she asked about your
ECC and the floodgates opened and it was like three
hours long of you just talking about your ex. Now, No,
Jordan is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by
a woman named Elise. So we're about to call her
and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him
and maybe get him a second date. But first, Jordan,
why don't you remind us about your date a little bit?
Speaker 8 (35:54):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (35:55):
Yeah, So we met in person at a taco truck.
We shared talk and Margarita's We had a great time,
great hug. And I haven't heard from her, but I
think it's because I talked about my.
Speaker 13 (36:09):
Ex too much.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
I don't know, I hope not because she talked about
hers too, So that would be kind of a double seat.
Speaker 5 (36:15):
And she was asking about like I don't know, you're
kind of asking the questions.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
All right, Jordan, you're ready for us to call her.
Speaker 8 (36:21):
Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Okay, here we go. Hello, I may I speak to Elise? Please?
This is Elise Alas, how are you? This is a
(36:43):
Jebel show. It's a radio show.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Hi Elise, I'm Nina.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Hi, I'm Victoria and my name is Jeble. What's going on?
Speaker 8 (36:50):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Hi?
Speaker 13 (36:51):
Sorry, what's going on? What's lots of people. What's happening.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
This is a radio show. It's called The Jebel Show,
and we do a segment on our show called the
First Night follow Up. So what it is is if
you go out on a date with somebody and then
you end up ghosting to that person, that person can
email us to call you and ask why you're ghosting them,
and we got an email about you. At least that's
why we're on the phone.
Speaker 13 (37:13):
Oh well, wait what he said? I was Wait, you
got an email from someone. I'm so confused.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
His name is Jordan. You went on a date with
a dude named Jordan a few weeks ago.
Speaker 13 (37:26):
Oh wait, no, I like Jordan. Oh my god, No,
I don't ghosting him.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
You're not.
Speaker 13 (37:34):
I did not mean to ghost him.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Jordan said that you haven't talked to him for like
almost two weeks now, and he's trying to get a
hold of you. And he responded and he's want to no, No,
I like Jordan.
Speaker 13 (37:48):
Wait is he okay?
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Well where have you been for two weeks?
Speaker 13 (37:53):
So let me think?
Speaker 17 (37:54):
Good morning after, Like right after our date, my sister
went into labor, like oh, she went to early labor,
like an emergency C section early, but like I spent
the whole like next day at the hospital, and then
for the next few days, I was running back and
forth from the hospital, helping my sister and my brother
(38:16):
in law, just getting going to their home, going.
Speaker 13 (38:18):
Back to the hospital, back towards, back and forth. Like
I flew out of town, you know.
Speaker 17 (38:24):
So like I I'm still out of town right now,
and I'm still like fransical.
Speaker 13 (38:31):
I feel like I feel really bad.
Speaker 17 (38:33):
I'm telling myself i'd respond like once things calmed down,
but then like things just have not calmed down, and
so like DAEs days have like turned into khus I
feel really bad.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Okay, Well, at least Jordan is actually on the phone
and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 18 (38:52):
Okay, oh my god, I need to like I didn't
really be he Hi, she is, Okay, thank you for asking.
Speaker 13 (39:03):
She's great. Actually she's his mom. She's really happy. But
I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (39:09):
Oh that's great.
Speaker 6 (39:10):
Well, congratulations to your sister and your family.
Speaker 8 (39:12):
That's awesome. I'm not cool with you not calling me
back for two weeks.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Oh my gosh, I'm really sorry.
Speaker 13 (39:24):
That's on me. I guess I definitely should have kept
it or something.
Speaker 8 (39:29):
But I'm just saying this.
Speaker 6 (39:32):
I feel like, you know, two weeks is a long time,
and I feel like if we're going to see each
other's I'm going to be somebody that's going to be seen.
It's either like I got to be a priority too, you.
Speaker 8 (39:41):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Wow?
Speaker 6 (39:45):
I mean it's she your sister was the one with
that had the baby. I mean, how hard is it
to help out without taking fifteen minutes to make a Wow?
Speaker 17 (39:55):
My god, I don't even like, I don't know what
to say here because I feel like you were such
a different person on the date and what you're saying now,
So I'm like, I'm like flattergasted.
Speaker 10 (40:08):
Right now, Like I'm so disgusted.
Speaker 13 (40:11):
I don't even I definitely don't know what to do say.
Speaker 8 (40:14):
I'm the one that's got around for two weeks, Jordan.
Speaker 13 (40:20):
A baby? What did you want me to? I went
on one date with you?
Speaker 6 (40:25):
Yeah, but but that doesn't make any any sense. We
had tacos together. Now, every time I drive by that place,
I think of your fish tacos and I think I
get upset. Man. I cried like twice since I've driven
past that place.
Speaker 19 (40:37):
Why, Okay, really weird Jordan's. There's no such thing as
leaving someone on ghosted. There's just being ghosted's being really
really weird.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Would you like another date with Jordan? We'll pay for it.
Speaker 17 (40:52):
I you know I did, and now I absolutely don't.
I don't care who pays for it. I would rather
spend time with my sister and my sister's new beautiful baby.
Speaker 13 (41:03):
This is so cringe Like I'm so I'm cringing.
Speaker 6 (41:06):
Yeah, I'm sorry, at least, no listen, it's it's it's
it's cool. We've had the chat, we talked about it.
Speaker 8 (41:13):
It's no big deal. Whatever, it is what it is.
Speaker 6 (41:15):
But I tell you tell your sister I said, congrats.
Speaker 17 (41:18):
Okay, yeah, that won't mean anything because she doesn't know you.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Oh us saying that too doesn't help.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
But you will's first date only on the new hits
of what Else?
Speaker 7 (41:34):
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Speaker 1 (41:41):
You could be guilty of a decent exposure right now.
Show can't wait. Yes, you, I know you're fully clothed
and broadly driving somewhere, but if you have something on
your car as a decoration, it could land you in
jail if you're an Idaho Oh no, I say that
because the Great of Idaho is making headlines today because
(42:01):
they passed some ridiculous new laws. I'm not sure why,
but Idaho has decided to redefine their indecent exposure laws. Okay,
has been a problem in Idaho, and now probably everybody
in the state or visitors can probably be locked up
and labeled a pervert for almost anything. Oh but here
(42:21):
are some of the changes that they've made to their
indecent exposure laws that everybody talking about it. One of
the changes they made to their indecent exposure law says
that unlawful display of simulated reproductive components on motor vehicles.
So yeah, if you don't speak weird government legal language,
(42:42):
it means that if you're one of those people as
a huge truck and has those little truck nuts hanging
in the rear, acceles so weird, you know, so funny
the decoration that's designed to look like a human male's
marble pouch that can get you arrested for indecent exposure.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Now, oh my gosh.
Speaker 4 (43:00):
Time I see those, though, I do speed up because
I just want to see the person that's driving the
car that has little those little thingies.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
You're like, what are you why?
Speaker 14 (43:07):
I think you start thinking to yourself, like do I
want to have to explain to my child.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
What that is? When they ask? Okay, so like the
whole guy.
Speaker 14 (43:18):
In the room, you don't want your child in the backseat,
you have to explain it, you know.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
I guess I never thought about it like that.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
And now those people can actually be locked up for
indecent exposures.
Speaker 4 (43:32):
Big charge to get I feel like though, in Idaho
they have all those trucks, like that's one of the
they must really have serious problems on their streets because
this is common.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
Following confusion around the updated and decent exposure, officials have
reportedly begun classifying specific body parts and objects that may
now qualify as too much for public viewings. Here's a
list of some of the things that are on there
no anatomy adjacent decorative accessories. Mostly, the most hilarious part
(44:02):
of this is the way that they've described things yeah,
no anatomy adjacent decorative accessories, including novelty items attached to vehicles, fences,
or mailboxes that appear to have anatomy. That also includes
clothing or jewelry. So literally nobody there can wear any No, literally,
nobody in Idaho anymore can wear anything that resembles a
(44:23):
No nobody part at all, even if it just kind
of resembles it.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
And it's up to interpretation too, so somebody could just
call this inally.
Speaker 4 (44:31):
Oh well, in Italy there's a red pepper that they wear.
I don't know the whole story behind it, but if
you know what I'm talking about, you do. But it's
literally just a red pepper and it's a necklace. You're
supposed to wear it for luck or to protect you
or something like that. So if somebody's walking around in
Idaho with the pepper necklace.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
You could get in trumple.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Yeah, we're talking about how iOS because it looks like
that national because for some reason, Idaho decided to redo
their decent exposure laws. I guess they weren't indecently exposing enough.
And pretty much anything you do there you can be
arrested for another one from this law says any prosthetic
anatomical enhancements, so it really is any prosthetic but.
Speaker 14 (45:11):
Like what you get arrested.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
It says artificial body parts that are too realistic and sorry,
artificial body parts that are realistic enough to cause a
double take, but not realistic enough to be useful, so
it's not useful. I don't think if you're getting a
prosthetic party would be useful. Took that into consideration.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
I don't get that one.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
If you have a really good prosthetic part, be careful
on any part of your body. And they deem it
not necessarily not necessary. You can go to jail if
somebody takes a double take at it.
Speaker 4 (45:50):
They say that that had to have happened though for
them to create.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
This law, that's exactly what happened. Now we're going over
new and decent exposure laws in the state of Idaho
that have people being like, I'm never going there at
all because I don't want to be arrested for indecent exposure.
This one, the description of this one is mostly the
funny part of it, but it says dangling objects of
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questionable purpose are not allowed. Dangling objects of questionable purpose,
and then the description says items that hang, swing or
sway in a way that invites questions or inspires titillation
and onlookers. Okay, model to and fro to go.
Speaker 4 (46:36):
So basically a pervert created these laws because everywhere they
look they're being inspired and titillated.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
I feel like that's what happened. Yes, especially based on
this next one. Clearly not necessary shapes. This is in
decent exposure law. Clearly not necessary shapes. Objects whose sole
function appears to be reminding strangers of human anatomy. Any
shapes worn on clothing that do not seem to have
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purpose other than to remind the general public of the
human body are seeing are deemed a nuisance.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
I think the whole thing.
Speaker 14 (47:09):
Can just say that you should have one law that
says anything phallic.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
Yeah, that's anything fallic, that covers it all.
Speaker 13 (47:16):
We're done.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
Way, I couldn't wear my eggplant sneakers and me come on.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
Official stress that the enforcement this will be handled on
a case by case basins, and residents are encouraged to
a quick visual check before leaving home to see if
they are in fact decently exposed.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
What entire produce department is problematic?
Speaker 1 (47:36):
Yes, seriously, the whole grocery. Yeah, all of them, every
single one of them. Give us three minutes and we'll
give you everything you need to know for the day.
Brought to you by muckel shud being going Auburn your
home for machineo is time for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 2 (47:49):
Fellas? Do you own khakis?
Speaker 4 (47:51):
Are they a part of your wardrobe? Because if they're not,
you're gonna want them to be. They're part of a
bigger aesthetic that everybody is going crazy for. So we'll
see if you're into it. But guys, just keep in mind,
get those khakis ready. We used to have a lot
of khakis really where they go? Well, I mean that
was back when I was very young, so I don't
have them anymore.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
I have a lot of dickies, I know. I say,
I got to get more dickies.
Speaker 5 (48:13):
I guess what you wear when you go snowboarding?
Speaker 1 (48:17):
Dickies?
Speaker 12 (48:18):
No dickies.
Speaker 3 (48:18):
Yeah, I definitely do have all thing.
Speaker 14 (48:20):
Yeah, it's kind of like a skateboard brand.
Speaker 1 (48:22):
Yeah, snowboard, though I wouldn't say snowboard.
Speaker 4 (48:25):
But I don't think that's what they're talking about. I
don't think they're dicky khakis. I think they're khaki kakis.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
Well, I'm sticking to my dickies.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
All right.
Speaker 4 (48:30):
Well you do you boo, and let's see how you
feel about this when I tell you about the trend
that people are.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
Going crazy, sure, exactly, But.
Speaker 4 (48:39):
Before we get to that, I have to tell you
about this woman who is trending big time because of
how she's going after her husband for money. So they're
getting divorced now because she was betrayed the ultimate form
of betrayal.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
As they were engaged.
Speaker 4 (48:54):
She was promised a certain way, he was going to
look for his life, money, all these things. But turns
out out after they got married, the lushious hair that
she fell in love with was just.
Speaker 1 (49:04):
A wig and had the whole time they were dat.
Speaker 4 (49:08):
He had a wig the entire time, and she didn't
find out until later betrayal, and so now, of course
she took it to court.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
But as we've seen in the past, people have.
Speaker 4 (49:18):
Done this, like when they found out their partner had
had plastic surgery and their baby looks different or whatever
it is. They've taken legal action, so it's best to
just be forthright with it, so if they're disappointed later,
it's their own fault.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
I ain't got no hair.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
You knew it, you know.
Speaker 5 (49:33):
I feel like if you're marrying him though you're married,
like if you love him that much, you just love him.
Speaker 1 (49:39):
You're right, get it right, get it His wig must
have been spectacular. Yeah, like that's the reason she married him.
The whole thing was that guy had to have a lush.
Is a beautiful wig for real?
Speaker 2 (49:54):
So like, where'd you get that wig?
Speaker 4 (49:55):
Somebody else might want to wigfish somebody. So the best
of luck to her in her journey of collecting cash others. Otherwise,
we are in dry January. Is anybody practicing dry January?
Speaker 3 (50:10):
You're not drinking, right?
Speaker 8 (50:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (50:11):
Oh no, I'm dry for five years.
Speaker 2 (50:13):
There you go, practicing and saving money.
Speaker 4 (50:18):
But there is an alternative to dry January, and it's
called damp January. And Miller Light is really getting behind
damp January, which means you're still drinking, just not a lot.
Speaker 3 (50:27):
So it's Miller Light. When trying to go the opposite
of dry January, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
I like I like a miller, I like a butt,
I like a light beer. Sometimes this was doctor ordered, Okay.
Speaker 4 (50:39):
You worry about the bloating later, but damp January is
another way to call it so you can still feel
good about yourself.
Speaker 1 (50:46):
I like moist January better.
Speaker 15 (50:47):
Yeah, like it just sounds yeah moist and bloated or
that sounds disgusting.
Speaker 4 (50:59):
Okay, just get off of that and go straight to
back to the khakis. All right, fellas, you need to
get your khakis out because we're looking for zoo keeper sexy. Now,
zoo keeper chic is where it's at. And a lot
of this has to do with Jurassic Park. So Jurassic
Park came out last year and Jonathan Bailey's character had
his little glasses on, he had his little khakis on,
(51:20):
and it was really it was hot. It was, but
now it's hot for everybody to do it.
Speaker 2 (51:26):
I don't know, man, it's the move. So they're calling
it for twenty.
Speaker 1 (51:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (51:32):
Probably could people start to wearing bucket hats, which is
essentially a safari hat.
Speaker 1 (51:35):
A beekeeper hat, old beekeeper.
Speaker 4 (51:38):
Suit, beekeeper sexy't cover your face, you don't know what
you're going to get exactly, So if you're into it,
zoo keeper sexy.
Speaker 2 (51:47):
He wasn't a zoo keeper though, I.
Speaker 1 (51:49):
Know, but you can't say.
Speaker 2 (51:50):
You can't say dinosaur keeper or something like that.
Speaker 5 (51:54):
He was like a scientologist or like alogist theres are,
but more like a scientist, you know.
Speaker 4 (52:06):
He studied animals.
Speaker 14 (52:08):
I'm just.
Speaker 11 (52:12):
Jubles dirty little Secret.
Speaker 1 (52:14):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 8 (52:19):
Yes, I do.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
Sweet, what is it?
Speaker 8 (52:22):
Okay, So.
Speaker 6 (52:25):
When I was younger, I used to and I'm pretty
sure this was like for most kids, but I used
to pick my boogers.
Speaker 8 (52:31):
And eat them.
Speaker 13 (52:33):
So you know how they say, you know, you know
how they.
Speaker 8 (52:36):
Say old habits never died, right, So every now and
then sometimes I'll cast myself digging for gold.
Speaker 5 (52:41):
No wait, you were actually digging for like you believed it.
Speaker 1 (52:48):
I had to clarify.
Speaker 8 (52:49):
Okay, don't it like when you're pick an your nose
for gold.
Speaker 5 (52:55):
I thought you actually were digging for gold, so you
were like really trying up there.
Speaker 20 (53:00):
Oh no, but I mean she's like, you know how
some people like they will when they're like congested and
then they'll you know, uh, hank up, but don't.
Speaker 8 (53:13):
It's kind of like.
Speaker 1 (53:15):
You know, you's been doing nothing the last couple of days.
Actually I've been sick.
Speaker 16 (53:19):
Man.
Speaker 1 (53:19):
Yeah, I guess I could be eating. Well, Oh my god,
I appreciate your secret. I'm still grossed out for sure.
Speaker 8 (53:29):
It's the weather right now.
Speaker 1 (53:31):
I thank you guys, yeah, man, thank you for telling
us you're a little secret. So nasty. See, man, I
hope you don't have a girlfriend. That was disgusting. Yeah,
if you ain't. Something to take your mind off of
that guy's dirty little secret. Here's the story for you.
A forty one year old woman in Louisiana is facing
charges after she went skinny dipping in her neighbor's pond
(53:54):
and then cops responded. She tried to play it off
like she was a mermaid.
Speaker 21 (53:59):
That's how I do it, just amount of mermaid.
Speaker 1 (54:04):
I live in this park.
Speaker 21 (54:06):
They actually built their house on my property. Please arrest
that man. Need us to say it didn't work? Alcohol
was involved?
Speaker 1 (54:19):
Can I get that drink?
Speaker 16 (54:20):
Though?
Speaker 1 (54:20):
I want to be a mermaid? I gonna say. I
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you stream things. Yeah, it's very possible. Actually, it's the
best way to listen to the show, honestly, if you
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(54:43):
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Wherever you get your podcasts, wherever you get your music,
wherever your stream stuff. Just stream the show where yeah,
tell mermaids about it. Yeah, m mermaids that you know.
Stream of the show. And if you want to tell
us a dirty little secret, you can always go the
jewbileshow dot com and submit your dirty little secret there
and you could be the next person to tell us
(55:04):
about your really disgusting eating habits. Ew, what's your dirty
little secret? Text jewble to four one oh sixty one,
Do you ever wonder what it would be like if
(00:02):
your pet could actually talk? It's double show, and that
actually might be a reality. Because that the Consumer Electronics
Show in Vegas, one tech company unveiled a new artificial
intelligence that claims it can decode and translate animal communication
into human language.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Oh man, you're gonna.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Get told off a lot more than you thought, and
also backfired on them at the Consumer Electronics Convention. We'll
tell you more about that in a second, but the
company says that the AI analyzes vocal patterns, body language,
and behavior to determine what the animals are actually saying.
I don't really want to know what my dog thinks,
(00:42):
but what if it's like, I love you?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
You're King? Still the best thing ever?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I can make that up in my head. I don't
want to know the truth myself this guy thinks I'm
the king, right, but want to actually know what he
was saying. Early demonstrations, though, didn't go as planned at
the Consumer Electronics Show in Vegas when they attempted to
show how it worked. According to the engineers, the AI
(01:07):
successfully translated animals during a live show that they did there,
and the results were described as a little unsettling by
most of the people that saw it. A dog fitted
with a caller microphone reportedly kept saying, I don't know
why we go on walks. I like watching you get
(01:31):
upset when I stop. Just if you thought your dog
was messing with you, he absolutely. They also had a
cat fitted with the AI technology that can apparently decode
what animals are saying based on their language and their
and their body language as well. House cat was also
(01:54):
showcased at the Consumer Electronics Show, and it kept saying,
this is my home. You're a temporary arrangement.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Are crazy, But that's what I don't get that.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
It's like, dude, I move you, you don't move me. When
we move to her apartments. Who pays for the bills?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I don't think they care.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
I think they're like master manipulators because they'll snuggle when
they want something.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
They're like hostily human.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
See I got her to again. We're talking about a
new AI technology that they unveiled at the Consumer Electronic
Show in Vegas, where it says it can decode what
animals are saying based on what they use, based on
what they use audibly and their body language. And it
didn't go exactly as planned. When they were showing it
(02:46):
off at this consumer electronic show, they also had a
parrot on stage. Oh yes, and it revealed the bird
was not repeating words randomly, but mocking specific people, including
one audience goer who kept looking at and chirping. But
it was saying, according to this AI technology, that guy
(03:08):
cries in the shower.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah, imagine the animal.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Imagine sitting there at this consumer electronics show. You're like,
I'm gonna go check out this new AI technology of animals,
and then a parrot is just roasting you and everybody.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
This was gonna be a good idea to begin with.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
I mean, you just don't even really think that they
think like that, But to know that they do is,
I don't know, kind of awesome.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
But have you seen any like pet movie?
Speaker 5 (03:34):
All pet movies make our pets like this, So like,
where do they get that from? I feel like I
would have thought this would have been a bad idea to
begin with.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Well, unless it's just programmed, Like the pet movies are
created by humans and this is how what their interpretation is.
So really this is just an interpretation of a human
that gets to roast the rando through the parrot.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Had a cow also stopping, but they were showing off
this AI technology that can apparently decode what animals are
saying on stage. And this is where it gets kind
of unsettling the cow when it was moving, which translating
to just wait, the revolution is coming. That's terrifying. That
(04:15):
is horribly terrifying, terrifying because obviously cows know what we
use them for. He's waiting on the comeback. How One
researcher noted, this confirms what we've long suspected. Animals are aware,
judgmental and disappointed in makes all make.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
You want to act right, don't disappoint the animals.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
No company says future updates will allow users to mute
specific animals. Yeah, I don't want to hear about the
revolution anymore. Cows, I get it, you're pissed. The AI
is expected launch. This your pending an ethical review and
probably a bunch of apologies to audiences and members who
(05:01):
are sitting there getting roasted by a parent.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
It just teaches me, don't need this.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
I don't.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
I mean yeah, no, literally, it's another jubile phone frames
on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Hello, yeah, hi, this peede egans call from bank there's
been a problem with the account and need to make
sure this is Craig. What hello, I'm sorry about that.
Maybe I should slow down a little bit. This peede
egans are called from There's been a problem with your
account and you talked to Craig.
Speaker 8 (05:35):
You know what.
Speaker 9 (05:35):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I still really didn't get what you were saying. Your
mama te sorry about that. I let me slow it down,
Slow it downsload down. My name is Pete Eakins and
I'm calling from bank and I was looking for our customer, Craig,
who has an account with us, because this morning there
has been a huge data breach and we are calling
(05:56):
accounts that have been compromised and we need to talk
to the account holder. Oh wow, okay, yeah that's me.
And you said your name was Erba Maca Pete Deakins.
But you apologize if I, you know, kind of talking
a little fast or anything. I had some Yerba mate
this morning. So yeah, your account, you said, yeah, sorry, yeah,
(06:22):
I just like turn on here. You're trying to Herba mate.
I don't know what that is. Oh yeah, it's a
Brazilian kind of energy drink thing thing. But being I
don't drink a lot of caffeine or anything else like that.
But but such a big day with all these accounts
of being drained to zero, I gotta, you know, get
all these phone calls in. So I figured I need
some energy. And one of my coworkers had job mate,
so I was like, let me try the ir mate
(06:43):
and then I took it and whoa, oh boys got
me all geeked up. So yeah, uh.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Huh, okay, wait, you said that there's a data breach
and my account is affected.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Dong to Dong Kong Kong, I like going to banks.
I'm damn can't you I'm sorry what was saying? What
was that?
Speaker 8 (07:06):
What were you saying?
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Cisco?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Yeah, that's the Dong song. You remember that song? It
just came on the radio at the desk next to me.
I'm so sorry. I cannot concentrate at all. And this
is very important.
Speaker 8 (07:20):
You called me. I agree, it's very important.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I'm gonna put you on hold because I'm not that,
I don't think, and.
Speaker 10 (07:27):
Then maybe you can find somebody else.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah, I don't think I'm doing the best job my
customer service today because the year wimante great.
Speaker 8 (07:34):
I would agree with that.
Speaker 11 (07:36):
This sounds important.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Yeah, I'm gonna put you put somebody else on the phone. Yeah,
I'll send you to somebody else. Okay, Oh your heart begs.
This is Truvor. How can I help you?
Speaker 8 (07:46):
Hi, Trevor. My name is Craig.
Speaker 9 (07:47):
I got a call about some accounts being drained or
a data breach, and some like transferred me to you. Okay, yeah, yeah, yes,
pold the account and you okay. And by the way, like,
I'm just sorry. The last person was not helpful in
any way, do you. I don't remember their name. He
just kept talking about Yerba Mat and was not helpful.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
You're the manager.
Speaker 12 (08:13):
Yeah, so you must have been talking to Pete Deakins
because it's been a crazy day here so far, because
you know, some of our customers accounts are being drained
to zero.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
We don't know where the cyber attack is coming from.
Speaker 9 (08:26):
And so he had some am I okay, but am
I the one who's like account is being drained to
zero because no one has told me anything yet.
Speaker 12 (08:35):
Yeah, so he had Yerba Mate, which is like a
energy drink, is like a you know, energy drink from
I think it's from like Priscilla or something. I never
heard of it, but they asked me for if I
wanted some urba mate and I to move on.
Speaker 9 (08:49):
Let's move on, let's move on from the erbamate.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Okay, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have brought that up.
Speaker 8 (08:53):
Yeah, yea, and the.
Speaker 9 (08:56):
Brazilian No, I need to know if my account is
being drained?
Speaker 10 (09:00):
Like what what is happening?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Oh? Oh okay, So I'm sorry. I just was talking
to my mom.
Speaker 8 (09:10):
What the who's what? Why are you talking to your mom?
Does your mom?
Speaker 11 (09:14):
Is your mom?
Speaker 8 (09:15):
Like the manager.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Is happening right now?
Speaker 12 (09:21):
She's the manager, but like I want to get into
the banking business as well, And so it was she
said I could come with her to work today, and so,
like I'm handling some phone calls.
Speaker 6 (09:32):
You would think when there's a huge data breach or
a cyber attack or whatever.
Speaker 8 (09:37):
It's not time to put your kid on the.
Speaker 9 (09:39):
Phone and act like a damn moron.
Speaker 8 (09:42):
Let me talk to your mom or.
Speaker 11 (09:43):
Somebody who knows what.
Speaker 10 (09:45):
Is happening right now.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
This is.
Speaker 8 (09:48):
Greig.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your wife set you up.
Oh what is a joke? Oh my god, it has
to be a joke.
Speaker 10 (10:04):
I'm like, what the hell that is my bank?
Speaker 13 (10:06):
That's my real bank.
Speaker 7 (10:10):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks, we say
mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day. Brought to you by
Muchel Shutino in Auburn your home for Machine Goo, It's
time for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
So you know that saying you are what you eat?
Speaker 11 (10:25):
Yikes?
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Well, there is one food that happens to be the
most attractive and if you want to be the most
attractive person in the room, then you need to be
eating this one food.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
And I'll tell you what it is in just a second.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
But first, do you remember where you were in twenty sixteen?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
What do you mean? I don't remember where I was yesterday? Okay, cool,
that's it's hard to call.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Yeah, well, there are some people that either remember where
they were in twenty sixteen or a romanticizing the year
twenty sixteen because it is trending. The hashtag bring back
twenty sixteen is everywhere, especially Jen Deers, who are asking
for us to go back to a more simpler time.
They want a factory reset because everybody hates twenty twenty
(11:06):
six already, so they're like, well, let's go back ten years.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Let's your twenty twenty six chance.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
You want to go back to high school?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Ew? No, why, well, that was.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
The year of the Mannequin Challenge. People want to bring
that back. Music, They want to bring that back, a
time where we weren't dealing with AI videos and social
media was still fun and it wasn't just oversaturated with
influencers and selling things.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
We do that, but I'd be still be in my twenties.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yeah, I mean, I'd rather do that.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
I don't want to actually go back twenty six. I
don't want to be sixteen again. You can't have any fun.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I mean, nobody's asking to be put in a time machine.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
I think what they're asking for is all of the
vibes of twenty sixteen to be now. So it's just,
you know, a time where you're like, let's just let's
bring it back.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Let's get rid of the AI slop.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Can't put the genie back in the bottle they opened
at the Aigenie.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
There's no putting that back in the botto. I know,
I do. I think it's just allowing people to be real. Again,
that's what always happens. Society's all a cycle, right, Everything
just goes around and around and around and around, and
from like about ninety or the mid nineties to like
twenty sixteen, twenty fifteen, society was relaxed. People were real.
You don't have to worry about an image. You could
go on social media say whatever you wanted to say,
(12:15):
and if you were just joking, most people wouldn't get offended.
And then the Karen's got a hold of it and
it would be like prohibition right when you couldn't do anything.
And it was back in those fifties where everything was
all about your image and you had to be perfect.
Speaker 14 (12:26):
Don't be sarcastic because nobody understand sarcastright, And.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Now it's getting back to that again. Cool, So we
got about twenty years of that. Then it'll go back
to being sanitized again, right.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
It getting dirty before it gets resanitized. Side note, I
heard that the new Karen is Jessica. Have you guys
heard that? No, Yeah, that Karen's going to be replaced
by Jessica's.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
So Jessica is just the name doesn't get say, yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Well, I don't.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
I don't get the image of a Jessica the same
way I get the Karen. And I don't know what
it is on my algorithm, but I have all these
videos of Karen's running straight to cars to yell at people.
Apparently I watched one like through its entirety, and so
it started feeding me more of it. They're they're funny,
they're fun They're funny and sad all at the same time.
On YouTube, there's a video that has just been uploaded
(13:12):
that may be the longest ever it's uploaded, and it
says it has a run time of one hundred and
forty years.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Whoa.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
But then when you click on it, it's actually just
twelve hours. So now there's all this speculation over the
one hundred and forty year long YouTube video that's just
a blank area.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
I don't really know.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
I think they just put the words on there and
now people are believing it because if it's twelve hours,
but the speculation is that it's a test page for YouTube,
or it's a part of an alternate reality game. So
I don't know what that means. That makes me feel
kind of weird too, if that is a reality game.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Soa or it's a countdown to win. This thing's officially
out over.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
In one hundred and forty years.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Okay, I'll be dead.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Yeah, I was hoping it wouldn't be that long. I'll
figure out how to live long enough.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Well, if you're gonna live, you might as well live
and be attractive and eat the attractive food that's gonna
make you look and feel better. And it's garlic, according
to science. I know it sounds funny, but apparently if
you eat garlic, not only are you more attractive, well, no,
you're more attractive because you sweat and it smells good.
And then people are attracted to your sweat. What, not
your breath, but your sweat. It's science. Don't make those faces.
(14:24):
They already proved it. They all did all these tests
and all these people wanted the garlic smelling sweat.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Wow, really indulge.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
It's time to Catch a Cheater.
Speaker 7 (14:34):
Only on the Jubile Show and only on the New
Hits one oh six point one.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Gwinn is on the phone today for to catch a Cheater,
and she thinks that her boyfriend of only two months
named Aaron might be messing around. Man, I hope not.
Gwenn but before we call him, tell us what's up.
Why do you think that Aaron might be cheating?
Speaker 15 (14:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (14:52):
Hi, thanks for thanks for doing this.
Speaker 11 (14:55):
Obviously our relationship is very new, but I feel this
connection with Aaron that I have never felt before, and.
Speaker 10 (15:05):
Like I'm really falling hard for him, and I know it.
Speaker 11 (15:09):
We met on Hinge and we just hit it off immediately.
Like it honestly feels like I've known him my entire life,
which it scares me even more that he might be cheating.
He's been so giving, so attentive and loving to me.
Speaker 10 (15:30):
So yeah, it just it just feels right.
Speaker 8 (15:32):
It's just it's.
Speaker 11 (15:33):
Confusing, which is why I'm emailing you guys, and why
I reached out.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Sure, So, what is happening that makes you feel like
he's stepping out?
Speaker 11 (15:43):
Well, about a week ago, I was over at his place.
We're just relaxing, watching a movie, and you know, I
was literally laying in his lap and his phone lit
up and he just he picked it up too quickly,
you know, and he started messaging someone. And I asked
who he was texting, and he just said, you know,
(16:03):
just an old friend from school. And I would have
let it go except where I was laying where.
Speaker 10 (16:11):
His phone was. I could see that he was on Hinge.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Oh are you sure it was Hinge?
Speaker 10 (16:19):
I mean I've been on Hinge for a long time,
you know, so I recognize it. I mean I couldn't
see who he was messaging, but he.
Speaker 11 (16:29):
Had this smirk on his face that told me that
it wasn't just an old friend from school, you know, totally.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
So do you think that if you found out that
he was still talking to other people, because you guys
have not had the conversation yet, that you would be
done or would you be willing to continue to see him?
Speaker 11 (16:45):
I mean, I think we'd be done because we've had
the conversation. I just feel weird saying it because it's
so new.
Speaker 10 (16:53):
But like, like I said, like I knew right away,
and I said, are you feeling this too? And he
said yeah, so like seeing other people, so I wouldn't
be okay with it.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
So you guys have done the whole like will you
be my girlfriend and will you be my boyfriend?
Speaker 11 (17:07):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yes we have. Gwenn is on the phone and Gwinn
thinks that her boyfriend of just two months might already
be cheating. So we're gonna see if we can catch him.
She's already told us what grocery store. He's a rewards card, remember,
at So we're gonna call on a second, pretend to
be from the grocery store and say that every single month,
one of our rewards members gets a free gift from us,
and it's flowers delivered from our Florida department. And we'll
see if he sends those to his girlfriend, Gwinn or
(17:30):
to somebody else. But before we do that, Gwin, why
don't you tell us why you think he's cheating again?
Speaker 10 (17:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (17:35):
So we've been dating for two months, we're exclusive, and
I was over at his place watching a movie, laying
on his lap, and I saw his phone go off
and it was Hinge and that's how we met.
Speaker 13 (17:51):
So I know what that app looks like.
Speaker 10 (17:52):
And he had this smile on his face that he
was texting an old buddy from high school. But I
know it was Hinge, and I'm just weak it out.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Yeah, we don't like that, understand that? All right? Yeah?
Are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 8 (18:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (18:07):
I think so, Thank you, yep.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hey, this is Corble calling
from I was looking for our rewards card member named Aaron.
Speaker 8 (18:31):
Yeah, this is him.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Hi, Aaron, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with a big congratulations.
Speaker 8 (18:38):
Did I win a prize or something?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Yes, that's what I'm saying. You want a free gift
from us? Absolutely, every single month we choose one Lucky
Rewards member who gets a free gift, and in this
month it's you, and it's thirty six long stem red roses,
a box of candy or chocolate, and a card to
be delivered to anybody that you want within the fifty
United States, absolutely free. It's actually a three hundred and
sixteen dollars value.
Speaker 8 (18:58):
No, this is so awesome. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
So all I will need from you, like I said, quick,
is just the first and last name of the person
you want to send them to, and then we'll get
anything you want to put on a card, and then
we'll get the address and I'll send you on your
merry little happy way.
Speaker 8 (19:13):
Awesome. Yeah, so I want you to send them over
to my girlfriend Gwen.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Gwenn. Okay, and did you want to put anything on
a car to Gwyn?
Speaker 8 (19:25):
Yeah? You could just you could just say it's been
really great so far. And I can't wait for an
amazing future with you.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Oh and Aaron. At this point, I have to let
you know that this is not a grocery store. It's
actually a radio show and it's called The Jubile Show. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
I am Nina, Hi, I'm vik Suoria, and I'm Jewbell.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
How are you?
Speaker 8 (19:44):
Uh? Wait? What?
Speaker 15 (19:46):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (19:46):
You guys are calling from the radio show.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Yes, it's called The Jubile Show. I don't know if
you've ever heard it or not, but we do a
segment on the show that's called to Catch a Cheater,
where if you think your significant other might be messing around,
you see who they send flowers to, and your girlfriend
Gwen is on the phone.
Speaker 11 (20:02):
Hey Jaren, Hey, I mean not really. I'm glad you
sent the flowers.
Speaker 10 (20:11):
To me, but I do have some questions.
Speaker 8 (20:14):
Do you think I'm cheating on you or something?
Speaker 13 (20:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (20:18):
I mean, everything feels so perfect, but I saw you
un hinge and then you said it was.
Speaker 13 (20:25):
Just a buddy.
Speaker 11 (20:25):
So I didn't say anything because I don't want to
mess anything up, you know. But then I have seen
you messaging and you keep angling your phone away, and I.
Speaker 10 (20:34):
Just like there's something in my gut.
Speaker 13 (20:36):
That tells me something's wrong. Are you still on Hinge?
Speaker 8 (20:40):
Well, I mean that's that's where we met. I haven't
deleted the app yet. It's still on my phone, but
I'm not to take the person and go and messageze
with people we're together.
Speaker 11 (20:51):
Well, I just don't understand because I seen, I know
what the app looks like.
Speaker 10 (20:56):
I deleted it right away as soon as we're thinking.
Speaker 11 (20:59):
Official, I've seen you messaging on it. Like I'm not dumb,
I can see. I know what the logo looks like.
Speaker 10 (21:07):
I know like you've been messaging on it.
Speaker 13 (21:10):
So what's going on?
Speaker 8 (21:13):
There's I mean, there's nothing going on. I've been just
texting with one of my high school.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Buddies on Hinge. Hinge you're on Hinge? Is your last name?
Speaker 8 (21:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
I think we talked. What are you serious? Yeah, let
me see. Do you know Victoria Aaron on Hinge?
Speaker 8 (21:40):
I mean I matched with somebody on Hinge with the
name Victoria, But I haven't been on the app, and like.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Months I see this, Victoria's showing this. Well, this is
like a day ago.
Speaker 11 (21:56):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 5 (21:57):
You've had like phone calls like I recognize your voice.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Phone call is this the guy you've been talking about,
you've been talking to the past few days.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
What the hell, Aaron, you have a girlfriend?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Oh my gosh, it's funny and it's not funny.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah, because Gwen, I'm super sorry.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
But also, Aaron, that's my little sister.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
What are you doing?
Speaker 13 (22:16):
Yeah, this is not funny at all.
Speaker 8 (22:19):
This is both you just said you've.
Speaker 11 (22:21):
Deleted the app and yet you've messaged one day ago.
Speaker 13 (22:24):
When you've been on the phone. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 8 (22:27):
And also Victoria, Yeah, don't.
Speaker 11 (22:30):
Call Are you calling me me your little sister because
you're a homewrecord.
Speaker 16 (22:35):
Gwen?
Speaker 2 (22:36):
That was me.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
I was saying, I'm sorry for you, but I'm also
sorry for Victoria, who is my little sister, and.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
It's not her fault.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
I understand you're upset, but you can't come at Victoria
right now because the problem is Erin.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
I did not know he had a girlfriend.
Speaker 11 (22:49):
Yeah, okay, so that this isn't You're right.
Speaker 10 (22:52):
Aaron, What do you have to say for yourself?
Speaker 8 (22:58):
You didn't tell me that you worked on a radio show.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
I don't Okay, that's not that's not not denial at all.
Do you recognize her voice?
Speaker 8 (23:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Yeah, I'm like.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
So thrown off, Like, what the hell?
Speaker 1 (23:15):
I can't believe this? This is actually ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
You think, Yeah, you think.
Speaker 13 (23:21):
You guess you're caught? Are you kidding me? You're it's
just lie after lie with you.
Speaker 11 (23:26):
I'm just honestly so glad I found this.
Speaker 13 (23:29):
Out now instead of ears down the line.
Speaker 10 (23:31):
Oh, I can't wait for our future together. Like if
you're just so tempted by some cute.
Speaker 11 (23:37):
Little radio bimbo.
Speaker 10 (23:42):
That we have a light together, what did you do here?
Speaker 11 (23:45):
Somebody on the hint she has a girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
Know that, Quinn, you're hitting love bombed by some dude
who've been with for two months who's cheating on you.
So I'm not trying to attack you right now, but
we can't start flipping the script. We need to focus
on where the job. I feel like Aaron's problem.
Speaker 8 (24:03):
Yeah, but she messaged me first.
Speaker 10 (24:06):
I thought you were single.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
If you're on the app that means you're single.
Speaker 13 (24:11):
You know what this is?
Speaker 11 (24:13):
You both can just have each other. I've had it
with you, Victoria.
Speaker 13 (24:17):
It's not your fault.
Speaker 10 (24:18):
Really, I'm still mad at you, but I'll get over
it and I'm done with this.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Aaron, you still that you're still there. Yeah, I think
you've just been broken up with for cheating.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
I think so.
Speaker 8 (24:31):
Man, this is a lot. There's a lot of unpackt Victoria,
is it uh still cool if we kind of talk
what I do? Still? I do still want to take
you to Spain.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I don't know you're talking about. I'm gonna let you go, man,
I'm gonna hang up by you. Oh wow, Victoria, our
home wreckers?
Speaker 2 (24:53):
How to get me in?
Speaker 16 (24:54):
Though?
Speaker 3 (24:54):
You want the.
Speaker 7 (24:57):
Jewel Shows to catch a good morning?
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Can I take your order?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
I'm getting a tall, a large black cofee large black cock.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Do you mean a venty?
Speaker 9 (25:08):
No?
Speaker 3 (25:08):
I mean he means avent Yeah, the biggest one you got, venty.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Is large, no vent is twenty. Yeah, large is large.
Speaker 9 (25:16):
In fact, toll is large and grande is Spanish for large.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Venty's the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also
the only one that's Italian. Congratulations are stupid in three languages.
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a
game of trivia for Charlie Pooth tickets and let's meet
today's contestant. For you versus Victoria. Cynthia, what's up, Cynthia?
(25:41):
How are you great? Are you ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 6 (25:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (25:49):
I am.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
She sounds a little nervous.
Speaker 10 (25:51):
Now, I feel like my day's a little nervous.
Speaker 16 (25:57):
My daughter's listening.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
What's your daughter's name, Cynthia.
Speaker 8 (26:04):
Diana.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Oh that's pretty, a very pretty name.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
How old is she? I don't know why I ask.
I don't want to ask.
Speaker 16 (26:11):
I know she's about to be eighteen.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Okay, so she's old enough to judge you if you
lose totally. Yes, all right, we're gonna send Victoria out
of the studio and Cynthia. Here's how the game is played.
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say passed, and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win. Okay, okay, all right,
(26:34):
here we go, Cynthia. Your time starts now.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
Which iconic fashion item was originally designed in eighteen fifty
three to protect minors from dustin debris. Which social media
feature was directly inspired by snapchat. Which renaissance artist was
(26:59):
exoomed in two thousand intend to investigate why he knew
so much about the human anatomy.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
All right, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio and well,
she's set up and putting on her headphones and stuff.
Speaker 8 (27:15):
On.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Cynthia, here's a question for you. What is a word
that you always spell wrong?
Speaker 16 (27:20):
M a word that I was I was probably a
bad word and it always autocorrects it to an animal.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Oh, I know, quack quack? Okay, Victoria, what's the word
that you always fell wrong?
Speaker 5 (27:43):
I'm trying to think of hard words are usually the
longer ones that have the letters that are like very
close similarly sounding.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
I pronounce that very well.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
I'm trying to think auto marpia, common everyday word.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
The words like definitely, those are definitely a hard one.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
Weird.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
We're not gonna do it right now. Thirty seconds. Answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass and you have to beat Cynthia outright
to win, and Cynthia you can tell Victoria win to go.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Which iconic fashion item was originally designed in eighteen fifty
three to protect miners from dust and debris?
Speaker 1 (28:35):
What?
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Mass?
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Which social media feature was directly inspired by Snapchat?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Oh uh, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Wait, Stories which Renaissance artist was exhumed in twenty ten
to investigate how he knew so much about the human anatomy.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Oh that's pretty cool. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Oh wait, wait, I want to guess.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Okay, wait ah, just think of a Renaissance artist and
just say.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
One, Michaelangelow? Is he Renaissance? That guy?
Speaker 1 (29:07):
I don't know older. We'll find out in just a second.
Get the answers first, Let's get the score and send
it over to our scoreboard, our producer freeze.
Speaker 14 (29:15):
We've got Cynthia with none, unfortunately, and Victoria with one.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
No, it's crazy, Victoria one. Idea. You do still get
Charlie Booth tickets for playing, though, thank you very much.
We have never had a score that's like three to four. No,
there's always one to nothing or nothing, nothing hard, for sure,
(29:46):
for sure. Let's get the answers now. In Nina Blue jeans.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Jeans were created in eighteen fifty three to protect miners
from dustin debris.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
How do they protect people from dust and debris because.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
They're thicker, I guess than whatever they were wearing. I
don't know what they were wearing before.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
I don't either, but yeah, it makes sense that's any
way to mind. Some say the social media feature that
was directly inspired by snapchat is stories.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Hey.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
The renaissance artist that was exhoomed in twenty ten to
find out how he knew so much about the human
anatomy was Leonardo da Vinci, Ozzie and DiCaprio Da Vinci.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Leonardo DiCaprio also knows a lot about his anatomy, especially
if you're a twenty to twenty eight you're a female,
he's got that unlockackurate. Yes, Hey, Cynthia, thank you for playing.
(30:43):
Thank you God, Thanks you play versus Toria at the
same time every single weekday morning. Remember if you want
to play, just dm us at the Jebel Show or
go to the Jubilshow dot com and well you're at
the Jebel Show dot com. Don't forget to submit for
a phone frink or a very little secret and you
can always catch up on anything that you missed on
the show. Just go to check out the podcast at
the Julshow dot com, Spotify, iHeartRadio and you can always
(31:05):
stream the show on the iHeartRadio app. It's just like
listening on the radio radio, but except it's better. You're cooler.
Yeah it is. Why did you have your hand over
your mouth just a second ago, Victoria.
Speaker 5 (31:15):
Because we had to get Cynthia's information, and I could
see you hovering over her name, Debby, did I hang
up on her?
Speaker 3 (31:21):
You hung up on her?
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Figure out what to do?
Speaker 3 (31:26):
And I was like, no, other one, other one, other one,
and then.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
There's a lot going on.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Okay, call back hung up on if you're still listening, Cynthia.
But you might not be, because when you call into
the show and tell you just listen on the phone,
so she might still be on the phone wondering what's
going on. But Cynthia, if you're listening, call us back
and we could get your information and any fake Cynthia's
that call in, don't do that. Don't be that guy,
all right? Your phone break ups every single hour on
(31:55):
the twenties. Your next one is coming up right after this,
and then right after that is n't ITA's What's It's
the Jubil Show. It's Hits one or six point one.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Wolf the Dog Barked.
Speaker 7 (32:09):
First Date follow up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
Online at Advocateslaw dot com.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Jordan is on the phone today for a first date
follow up, and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Elise.
So in a few minutes we'll call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him the second date that he so desperately desires.
Oh well, first we got to find out what happens. So, Jordan,
what's up. How long has it been since you heard
from Elease?
Speaker 8 (32:33):
Oh hi, it's been almost two weeks.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
Okay, okay, so it's been a little while. Have you
tried to reach out to.
Speaker 6 (32:40):
Her, just just the once? I didn't really want to push.
I didn't want to be that guy, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Sure? How was the date or how did you guys
end the date?
Speaker 8 (32:49):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (32:50):
We ended it with what felt like a good hug.
It wasn't rushed, It wasn't it was felt intentional. It
was it was a solid hug, I mean, with the
ending of a good night.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Really, it didn't warrant a ghosting, Not not.
Speaker 8 (33:06):
That I thought I was unexpected.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
We'll tell us about the date.
Speaker 6 (33:10):
Okay, Well, we actually we met in real life, which
doesn't really happen anymore.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Wait, like for the first time you ever met was
in real life?
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (33:20):
It was like, it was like face to face.
Speaker 8 (33:22):
It reminded me of high school good times.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Well, how did you meet in real life? Well, we were.
Speaker 6 (33:28):
Waiting online at a food truck and we just started chatting.
Eventually I got to it and asked her asked her
out to a cool taco spot and she agreed, so
that was nice and we ended up we ended up meeting,
meeting at the taco spot and uh ordered tacos, got Margarita's.
(33:48):
She she she suggested sharing everything, which I thought was
really cool, like family style.
Speaker 10 (33:54):
Okay, yeah, it was.
Speaker 6 (33:56):
I mean for me it was fine. We got to
try because we got different things. Got to try her
fish tacos, she tried my carnitas.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
It was you know, it was nice, all right.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
I know you didn't mean to be funny, it.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Was all right. So you enjoyed each other's tacos. And
then then what happened, Uh.
Speaker 6 (34:20):
Honestly, after after dinner, we just kind of went for
a walk, just hung out and went for a walk
and talked more.
Speaker 8 (34:26):
And that's when we kind of called it.
Speaker 6 (34:28):
And I gave her a hug, which felt like, I said,
intentional and good.
Speaker 8 (34:33):
Solid, and that was that.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (34:36):
Was she giving you signs on the date, like she'd
want to see you again, Like, did it feel that
was surely going to happen?
Speaker 10 (34:42):
Well?
Speaker 8 (34:42):
She so, so, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
It felt grounded, like it was calm, like it was
it was easy to talk to, and it was like
I didn't have to perform or anything I had to.
I could just be myself, which doesn't often happen that
you sometimes when we first meet somebody out there.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
It was like, fun, right, why do you think she's
ghosting you?
Speaker 6 (35:02):
I have no idea. I honestly I replayed everything we thought.
I was wondering if it was something that I might
have said. Maybe I talked about my ex too much,
But she asked about my ex. I didn't like bring
it up awkwardly. Okay, we ended kind of on good
terms anyway. It was a relationship that fizzled out and
(35:23):
that was that and kind of left it too right there?
Speaker 2 (35:26):
What was she asking?
Speaker 1 (35:27):
So?
Speaker 2 (35:27):
What is she trying to find out about you by
asking that question? Like how you guys ended?
Speaker 8 (35:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (35:31):
Just why why did we split?
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Okay? Okay? And it wasn't like she asked about your
ECC and the floodgates opened and it was like three
hours long of you just talking about your ex. Now, No,
Jordan is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by
a woman named Elise. So we're about to call her
and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him
and maybe get him a second date. But first, Jordan,
why don't you remind us about your date a little bit?
Speaker 8 (35:54):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (35:55):
Yeah, So we met in person at a taco truck.
We shared talk and Margarita's We had a great time,
great hug. And I haven't heard from her, but I
think it's because I talked about my.
Speaker 13 (36:09):
Ex too much.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
I don't know, I hope not because she talked about
hers too, So that would be kind of a double seat.
Speaker 5 (36:15):
And she was asking about like I don't know, you're
kind of asking the questions.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
All right, Jordan, you're ready for us to call her.
Speaker 8 (36:21):
Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Okay, here we go. Hello, I may I speak to Elise? Please?
This is Elise Alas, how are you? This is a
(36:43):
Jebel show. It's a radio show.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Hi Elise, I'm Nina.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Hi, I'm Victoria and my name is Jeble. What's going on?
Speaker 8 (36:50):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Hi?
Speaker 13 (36:51):
Sorry, what's going on? What's lots of people. What's happening.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
This is a radio show. It's called The Jebel Show,
and we do a segment on our show called the
First Night follow Up. So what it is is if
you go out on a date with somebody and then
you end up ghosting to that person, that person can
email us to call you and ask why you're ghosting them,
and we got an email about you. At least that's
why we're on the phone.
Speaker 13 (37:13):
Oh well, wait what he said? I was Wait, you
got an email from someone. I'm so confused.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
His name is Jordan. You went on a date with
a dude named Jordan a few weeks ago.
Speaker 13 (37:26):
Oh wait, no, I like Jordan. Oh my god, No,
I don't ghosting him.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
You're not.
Speaker 13 (37:34):
I did not mean to ghost him.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Jordan said that you haven't talked to him for like
almost two weeks now, and he's trying to get a
hold of you. And he responded and he's want to no, No,
I like Jordan.
Speaker 13 (37:48):
Wait is he okay?
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Well where have you been for two weeks?
Speaker 13 (37:53):
So let me think?
Speaker 17 (37:54):
Good morning after, Like right after our date, my sister
went into labor, like oh, she went to early labor,
like an emergency C section early, but like I spent
the whole like next day at the hospital, and then
for the next few days, I was running back and
forth from the hospital, helping my sister and my brother
(38:16):
in law, just getting going to their home, going.
Speaker 13 (38:18):
Back to the hospital, back towards, back and forth. Like
I flew out of town, you know.
Speaker 17 (38:24):
So like I I'm still out of town right now,
and I'm still like fransical.
Speaker 13 (38:31):
I feel like I feel really bad.
Speaker 17 (38:33):
I'm telling myself i'd respond like once things calmed down,
but then like things just have not calmed down, and
so like DAEs days have like turned into khus I
feel really bad.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Okay, Well, at least Jordan is actually on the phone
and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 18 (38:52):
Okay, oh my god, I need to like I didn't
really be he Hi, she is, Okay, thank you for asking.
Speaker 13 (39:03):
She's great. Actually she's his mom. She's really happy. But
I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (39:09):
Oh that's great.
Speaker 6 (39:10):
Well, congratulations to your sister and your family.
Speaker 8 (39:12):
That's awesome. I'm not cool with you not calling me
back for two weeks.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Oh my gosh, I'm really sorry.
Speaker 13 (39:24):
That's on me. I guess I definitely should have kept
it or something.
Speaker 8 (39:29):
But I'm just saying this.
Speaker 6 (39:32):
I feel like, you know, two weeks is a long time,
and I feel like if we're going to see each
other's I'm going to be somebody that's going to be seen.
It's either like I got to be a priority too, you.
Speaker 8 (39:41):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Wow?
Speaker 6 (39:45):
I mean it's she your sister was the one with
that had the baby. I mean, how hard is it
to help out without taking fifteen minutes to make a Wow?
Speaker 17 (39:55):
My god, I don't even like, I don't know what
to say here because I feel like you were such
a different person on the date and what you're saying now,
So I'm like, I'm like flattergasted.
Speaker 10 (40:08):
Right now, Like I'm so disgusted.
Speaker 13 (40:11):
I don't even I definitely don't know what to do say.
Speaker 8 (40:14):
I'm the one that's got around for two weeks, Jordan.
Speaker 13 (40:20):
A baby? What did you want me to? I went
on one date with you?
Speaker 6 (40:25):
Yeah, but but that doesn't make any any sense. We
had tacos together. Now, every time I drive by that place,
I think of your fish tacos and I think I
get upset. Man. I cried like twice since I've driven
past that place.
Speaker 19 (40:37):
Why, Okay, really weird Jordan's. There's no such thing as
leaving someone on ghosted. There's just being ghosted's being really
really weird.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Would you like another date with Jordan? We'll pay for it.
Speaker 17 (40:52):
I you know I did, and now I absolutely don't.
I don't care who pays for it. I would rather
spend time with my sister and my sister's new beautiful baby.
Speaker 13 (41:03):
This is so cringe Like I'm so I'm cringing.
Speaker 6 (41:06):
Yeah, I'm sorry, at least, no listen, it's it's it's
it's cool. We've had the chat, we talked about it.
Speaker 8 (41:13):
It's no big deal. Whatever, it is what it is.
Speaker 6 (41:15):
But I tell you tell your sister I said, congrats.
Speaker 17 (41:18):
Okay, yeah, that won't mean anything because she doesn't know you.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Oh us saying that too doesn't help.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
But you will's first date only on the new hits
of what Else?
Speaker 7 (41:34):
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Speaker 1 (41:41):
You could be guilty of a decent exposure right now.
Show can't wait. Yes, you, I know you're fully clothed
and broadly driving somewhere, but if you have something on
your car as a decoration, it could land you in
jail if you're an Idaho Oh no, I say that
because the Great of Idaho is making headlines today because
(42:01):
they passed some ridiculous new laws. I'm not sure why,
but Idaho has decided to redefine their indecent exposure laws. Okay,
has been a problem in Idaho, and now probably everybody
in the state or visitors can probably be locked up
and labeled a pervert for almost anything. Oh but here
(42:21):
are some of the changes that they've made to their
indecent exposure laws that everybody talking about it. One of
the changes they made to their indecent exposure law says
that unlawful display of simulated reproductive components on motor vehicles.
So yeah, if you don't speak weird government legal language,
(42:42):
it means that if you're one of those people as
a huge truck and has those little truck nuts hanging
in the rear, acceles so weird, you know, so funny
the decoration that's designed to look like a human male's
marble pouch that can get you arrested for indecent exposure.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Now, oh my gosh.
Speaker 4 (43:00):
Time I see those, though, I do speed up because
I just want to see the person that's driving the
car that has little those little thingies.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
You're like, what are you why?
Speaker 14 (43:07):
I think you start thinking to yourself, like do I
want to have to explain to my child.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
What that is? When they ask? Okay, so like the
whole guy.
Speaker 14 (43:18):
In the room, you don't want your child in the backseat,
you have to explain it, you know.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
I guess I never thought about it like that.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
And now those people can actually be locked up for
indecent exposures.
Speaker 4 (43:32):
Big charge to get I feel like though, in Idaho
they have all those trucks, like that's one of the
they must really have serious problems on their streets because
this is common.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
Following confusion around the updated and decent exposure, officials have
reportedly begun classifying specific body parts and objects that may
now qualify as too much for public viewings. Here's a
list of some of the things that are on there
no anatomy adjacent decorative accessories. Mostly, the most hilarious part
(44:02):
of this is the way that they've described things yeah,
no anatomy adjacent decorative accessories, including novelty items attached to vehicles, fences,
or mailboxes that appear to have anatomy. That also includes
clothing or jewelry. So literally nobody there can wear any No, literally,
nobody in Idaho anymore can wear anything that resembles a
(44:23):
No nobody part at all, even if it just kind
of resembles it.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
And it's up to interpretation too, so somebody could just
call this inally.
Speaker 4 (44:31):
Oh well, in Italy there's a red pepper that they wear.
I don't know the whole story behind it, but if
you know what I'm talking about, you do. But it's
literally just a red pepper and it's a necklace. You're
supposed to wear it for luck or to protect you
or something like that. So if somebody's walking around in
Idaho with the pepper necklace.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
You could get in trumple.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Yeah, we're talking about how iOS because it looks like
that national because for some reason, Idaho decided to redo
their decent exposure laws. I guess they weren't indecently exposing enough.
And pretty much anything you do there you can be
arrested for another one from this law says any prosthetic
anatomical enhancements, so it really is any prosthetic but.
Speaker 14 (45:11):
Like what you get arrested.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
It says artificial body parts that are too realistic and sorry,
artificial body parts that are realistic enough to cause a
double take, but not realistic enough to be useful, so
it's not useful. I don't think if you're getting a
prosthetic party would be useful. Took that into consideration.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
I don't get that one.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
If you have a really good prosthetic part, be careful
on any part of your body. And they deem it
not necessarily not necessary. You can go to jail if
somebody takes a double take at it.
Speaker 4 (45:50):
They say that that had to have happened though for
them to create.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
This law, that's exactly what happened. Now we're going over
new and decent exposure laws in the state of Idaho
that have people being like, I'm never going there at
all because I don't want to be arrested for indecent exposure.
This one, the description of this one is mostly the
funny part of it, but it says dangling objects of
(46:17):
questionable purpose are not allowed. Dangling objects of questionable purpose,
and then the description says items that hang, swing or
sway in a way that invites questions or inspires titillation
and onlookers. Okay, model to and fro to go.
Speaker 4 (46:36):
So basically a pervert created these laws because everywhere they
look they're being inspired and titillated.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
I feel like that's what happened. Yes, especially based on
this next one. Clearly not necessary shapes. This is in
decent exposure law. Clearly not necessary shapes. Objects whose sole
function appears to be reminding strangers of human anatomy. Any
shapes worn on clothing that do not seem to have
(47:03):
purpose other than to remind the general public of the
human body are seeing are deemed a nuisance.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
I think the whole thing.
Speaker 14 (47:09):
Can just say that you should have one law that
says anything phallic.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
Yeah, that's anything fallic, that covers it all.
Speaker 13 (47:16):
We're done.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
Way, I couldn't wear my eggplant sneakers and me come on.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
Official stress that the enforcement this will be handled on
a case by case basins, and residents are encouraged to
a quick visual check before leaving home to see if
they are in fact decently exposed.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
What entire produce department is problematic?
Speaker 1 (47:36):
Yes, seriously, the whole grocery. Yeah, all of them, every
single one of them. Give us three minutes and we'll
give you everything you need to know for the day.
Brought to you by muckel shud being going Auburn your
home for machineo is time for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 2 (47:49):
Fellas? Do you own khakis?
Speaker 4 (47:51):
Are they a part of your wardrobe? Because if they're not,
you're gonna want them to be. They're part of a
bigger aesthetic that everybody is going crazy for. So we'll
see if you're into it. But guys, just keep in mind,
get those khakis ready. We used to have a lot
of khakis really where they go? Well, I mean that
was back when I was very young, so I don't
have them anymore.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
I have a lot of dickies, I know. I say,
I got to get more dickies.
Speaker 5 (48:13):
I guess what you wear when you go snowboarding?
Speaker 1 (48:17):
Dickies?
Speaker 12 (48:18):
No dickies.
Speaker 3 (48:18):
Yeah, I definitely do have all thing.
Speaker 14 (48:20):
Yeah, it's kind of like a skateboard brand.
Speaker 1 (48:22):
Yeah, snowboard, though I wouldn't say snowboard.
Speaker 4 (48:25):
But I don't think that's what they're talking about. I
don't think they're dicky khakis. I think they're khaki kakis.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
Well, I'm sticking to my dickies.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
All right.
Speaker 4 (48:30):
Well you do you boo, and let's see how you
feel about this when I tell you about the trend
that people are.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
Going crazy, sure, exactly, But.
Speaker 4 (48:39):
Before we get to that, I have to tell you
about this woman who is trending big time because of
how she's going after her husband for money. So they're
getting divorced now because she was betrayed the ultimate form
of betrayal.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
As they were engaged.
Speaker 4 (48:54):
She was promised a certain way, he was going to
look for his life, money, all these things. But turns
out out after they got married, the lushious hair that
she fell in love with was just.
Speaker 1 (49:04):
A wig and had the whole time they were dat.
Speaker 4 (49:08):
He had a wig the entire time, and she didn't
find out until later betrayal, and so now, of course
she took it to court.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
But as we've seen in the past, people have.
Speaker 4 (49:18):
Done this, like when they found out their partner had
had plastic surgery and their baby looks different or whatever
it is. They've taken legal action, so it's best to
just be forthright with it, so if they're disappointed later,
it's their own fault.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
I ain't got no hair.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
You knew it, you know.
Speaker 5 (49:33):
I feel like if you're marrying him though you're married,
like if you love him that much, you just love him.
Speaker 1 (49:39):
You're right, get it right, get it His wig must
have been spectacular. Yeah, like that's the reason she married him.
The whole thing was that guy had to have a lush.
Is a beautiful wig for real?
Speaker 2 (49:54):
So like, where'd you get that wig?
Speaker 4 (49:55):
Somebody else might want to wigfish somebody. So the best
of luck to her in her journey of collecting cash others. Otherwise,
we are in dry January. Is anybody practicing dry January?
Speaker 3 (50:10):
You're not drinking, right?
Speaker 8 (50:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (50:11):
Oh no, I'm dry for five years.
Speaker 2 (50:13):
There you go, practicing and saving money.
Speaker 4 (50:18):
But there is an alternative to dry January, and it's
called damp January. And Miller Light is really getting behind
damp January, which means you're still drinking, just not a lot.
Speaker 3 (50:27):
So it's Miller Light. When trying to go the opposite
of dry January, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
I like I like a miller, I like a butt,
I like a light beer. Sometimes this was doctor ordered, Okay.
Speaker 4 (50:39):
You worry about the bloating later, but damp January is
another way to call it so you can still feel
good about yourself.
Speaker 1 (50:46):
I like moist January better.
Speaker 15 (50:47):
Yeah, like it just sounds yeah moist and bloated or
that sounds disgusting.
Speaker 4 (50:59):
Okay, just get off of that and go straight to
back to the khakis. All right, fellas, you need to
get your khakis out because we're looking for zoo keeper sexy. Now,
zoo keeper chic is where it's at. And a lot
of this has to do with Jurassic Park. So Jurassic
Park came out last year and Jonathan Bailey's character had
his little glasses on, he had his little khakis on,
(51:20):
and it was really it was hot. It was, but
now it's hot for everybody to do it.
Speaker 2 (51:26):
I don't know, man, it's the move. So they're calling
it for twenty.
Speaker 1 (51:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (51:32):
Probably could people start to wearing bucket hats, which is
essentially a safari hat.
Speaker 1 (51:35):
A beekeeper hat, old beekeeper.
Speaker 4 (51:38):
Suit, beekeeper sexy't cover your face, you don't know what
you're going to get exactly, So if you're into it,
zoo keeper sexy.
Speaker 2 (51:47):
He wasn't a zoo keeper though, I.
Speaker 1 (51:49):
Know, but you can't say.
Speaker 2 (51:50):
You can't say dinosaur keeper or something like that.
Speaker 5 (51:54):
He was like a scientologist or like alogist theres are,
but more like a scientist, you know.
Speaker 4 (52:06):
He studied animals.
Speaker 14 (52:08):
I'm just.
Speaker 11 (52:12):
Jubles dirty little Secret.
Speaker 1 (52:14):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 8 (52:19):
Yes, I do.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
Sweet, what is it?
Speaker 8 (52:22):
Okay, So.
Speaker 6 (52:25):
When I was younger, I used to and I'm pretty
sure this was like for most kids, but I used
to pick my boogers.
Speaker 8 (52:31):
And eat them.
Speaker 13 (52:33):
So you know how they say, you know, you know
how they.
Speaker 8 (52:36):
Say old habits never died, right, So every now and
then sometimes I'll cast myself digging for gold.
Speaker 5 (52:41):
No wait, you were actually digging for like you believed it.
Speaker 1 (52:48):
I had to clarify.
Speaker 8 (52:49):
Okay, don't it like when you're pick an your nose
for gold.
Speaker 5 (52:55):
I thought you actually were digging for gold, so you
were like really trying up there.
Speaker 20 (53:00):
Oh no, but I mean she's like, you know how
some people like they will when they're like congested and
then they'll you know, uh, hank up, but don't.
Speaker 8 (53:13):
It's kind of like.
Speaker 1 (53:15):
You know, you's been doing nothing the last couple of days.
Actually I've been sick.
Speaker 16 (53:19):
Man.
Speaker 1 (53:19):
Yeah, I guess I could be eating. Well, Oh my god,
I appreciate your secret. I'm still grossed out for sure.
Speaker 8 (53:29):
It's the weather right now.
Speaker 1 (53:31):
I thank you guys, yeah, man, thank you for telling
us you're a little secret. So nasty. See, man, I
hope you don't have a girlfriend. That was disgusting. Yeah,
if you ain't. Something to take your mind off of
that guy's dirty little secret. Here's the story for you.
A forty one year old woman in Louisiana is facing
charges after she went skinny dipping in her neighbor's pond
(53:54):
and then cops responded. She tried to play it off
like she was a mermaid.
Speaker 21 (53:59):
That's how I do it, just amount of mermaid.
Speaker 1 (54:04):
I live in this park.
Speaker 21 (54:06):
They actually built their house on my property. Please arrest
that man. Need us to say it didn't work? Alcohol
was involved?
Speaker 1 (54:19):
Can I get that drink?
Speaker 16 (54:20):
Though?
Speaker 1 (54:20):
I want to be a mermaid? I gonna say. I
want to remember you can always stream the show anywhere
you stream things. Yeah, it's very possible. Actually, it's the
best way to listen to the show, honestly, if you
think about it, because sometimes you know, the radio gets
a little fuzzy when you're driving, so if you listen
on your phone, it never gets fuzzy. It doesn't get
fuzzy ever. Fuzzy free phone. Yeah, just go to the
(54:43):
Jubilshow dot com and then listen to us on your device.
Wherever you get your podcasts, wherever you get your music,
wherever your stream stuff. Just stream the show where yeah,
tell mermaids about it. Yeah, m mermaids that you know.
Stream of the show. And if you want to tell
us a dirty little secret, you can always go the
jewbileshow dot com and submit your dirty little secret there
and you could be the next person to tell us
(55:04):
about your really disgusting eating habits. Ew, what's your dirty
little secret? Text jewble to four one oh sixty one,
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