The Full Jubal Show from March 27th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This just in.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Those astronauts who are finally returned home after nine months
of being stranded on the International Space Station are requesting
to go back because they're tired of doing chores around
the house. You see, it's easy to make up fake news.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
True.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah, I don't know, and we want to help hone
your skills. It's spotting what's real news versus fake news.
That's why every week we do a segment geniusly called
real news or fake News. I give you a viral
news headline from the weekend. You have to see if
you can tell whether it's a real news story.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Or a fake one.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Oh, first story and first headline for real news or
fake news. There was a lot of alligator news this week. Okay,
live alligator found in Michigan hotel room, real or fake?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Real? May how do I get in there? It ain't
got hands.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
I feel like I read a lot of these alligator
stories too, so I'm going to come.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
Everybody knows it's too cold for an alligator there.

Speaker 6 (00:52):
This is a fake news story.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
If we're somewhere else, maybe I'd believe it. But a
live alligator found in Michigan hotel room, is that a
real news story or a fake news story that.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Is one hundred percent real. Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Staff at the Pine River Motel and Sheboygan, Michigan, were
shocked to discover a live three foot long alligator named
Wally left behind in a recently vacated room by a
collector of exotic animals.

Speaker 7 (01:15):
Left behind? How do you leave that behind like on purpose?
He's like by Wally?

Speaker 8 (01:22):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
The owners said they believed Wally had escaped into the
wild oh and would eventually be he would reunite with
the alligator he's under the bed.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
How do you think that's going to happen in Michigan?
Bad mich Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
I I don't know what to say about that.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
There's a lot of stories about alligators being brought through TSA, turtles,
all this stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
It's really strange.

Speaker 9 (01:45):
So I'm not.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Surprised speaking of that.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Here's another news story for real news or fake news.
There was a lot of alligator stuff. Like I said
this week, Florida man claims emotional sport alligator guard him
a free first class upgrade. Now that one is that
real news are fake news.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
I'm gonna say fake, I'm gonna say real.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
It's Florida.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Yeah, but TSA a plane Florida probably tried.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
Everybody knows the people who work at TSA and at
the airlines in Florida are from Florida, so this is true.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
This is a fake news story in the Bible this
week nailed it.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Florida man clans emotional support alligorator got him a free
first class upgrade.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
I feels so good to get this right.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
The story said a man was allegedly allowed to bring
an alligator onto a plane after claiming it was a
therapy animal.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
What I can't do that.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
While emotional support peacocks and turkeys have made it onto
planes befloor, there still has not been an emotional support
alligator that's made it on you. Imagine he's sitting next
to someone who's holding a peacock.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
I don't love that. Can I pet your peacock? Don't
they like?

Speaker 6 (02:50):
Mean?

Speaker 10 (02:50):
Though?

Speaker 6 (02:51):
Don't they like peck you and stuff?

Speaker 7 (02:53):
They're so beauty?

Speaker 1 (02:54):
I don't know if peacocks are means? Can be pretty mean?

Speaker 4 (02:57):
I mean?

Speaker 1 (02:58):
And geese are a yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Can I now might get you kicked off the plane.
It's real news or fake news every week and bring
you some of the top news headlines from the week.
Some real, some fake, and you have to see whether
you can tell if it's a real new story or
a fake one. NASA accidentally emails the entire internet a
self destruct code?

Speaker 4 (03:20):
Is that a real new story or a fake news
I really hope this is fake, But in light of
all of the news we've been hearing, I'm just gonna
go with gaping it's fake.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
Everybody knows NASA uses carrier pigeons and not emails, So
this is a fake story.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
This is actually a fake news story that people did believe.
Though they claimed that NASA engineers accidentally mistakenly sent a
shutdown command to every computer online, it was traced back
to a viral meme. NASA quickly confirmed that they don't
even have the ability to send global commands like that.

(03:58):
They imagine the videos people freaking out.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Though, No, this story right here is the reason why
we do this segment. How important is that? But to
know how fake that is?

Speaker 11 (04:07):
Right?

Speaker 1 (04:07):
I'm right? I mean, seriously, freak somebody out he thought
it was real.

Speaker 7 (04:10):
Just go check your email and if you didn't get it,
you'd be like out, Am I the only one who
didn't get the U?

Speaker 10 (04:16):
But me?

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Real news or fake news.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
I give you a news headline, you have to see
whether you can tell if it's a real news story
or a fake news story. Whales swallows kayaker and then
spits him out. Is that a real thing that happened?
Or is that a fake news story?

Speaker 1 (04:28):
I want this to be real. What I'm gonna say
it's real?

Speaker 6 (04:31):
But like, why would you want.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
It to be real? I don't know, It's just a
good story. I'm gonna go with real.

Speaker 5 (04:35):
Everyone knows kayakers are insufferable personality and taste wise.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
This is would be like Moby Dick. Isn't the guy
that got eat by the whale that lived inside there?

Speaker 6 (04:45):
I didn't read in high school.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
I feel like it is Victoria.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
I'm gonna say real, real, Yeah, whales swallows Kayaker then
spits him out.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
That is a real news story because they tastes awful.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
The kayaker was briefly engulfed by a humpback whale off
of California his coat before being expelled and unharmed.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
What a cool story to tell about.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
The whale was just walking around with his mouth open
and caught a flying Yes.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah, the whale was swimming and he did the thing
that humans do if you get a fly and that
I never want to be on a kayak.

Speaker 7 (05:24):
But but I would start to get so conscious and
be like, oh, I'm sorry, man, do I smell I
taste funny?

Speaker 2 (05:31):
And another real news or fake news headline? I give
you a news headline if you can tell whether it's
real news or fake news. Movie theater introduces new quiet
movie theater policy. Anyone caught talking must publicly explain the
plot so far.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
That amazing fake? Real says real. Oh, that one's a
hard one.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
I'm gonna go it's fake.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
I don't think they're.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
Gonna Actually, that's not a thing.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
While I would open this theater, this sounds like my
kind in theater, I want to say that we are
entirely too sensitive for this kind of operation.

Speaker 6 (06:04):
So this is a fake story.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
It is one hundred percent fake. Yeah, that would be
an amazing rule. Yeah, sorry, what's your name, Hank, Hank,
get up to the front of the theater. Explain the
plot so far? Because you're talking, that should actually be
a real thing.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
You're gonna kicked down.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
I love that. That makes it fun. It really doesn't.

Speaker 8 (06:28):
It's another jubile phone frame to Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Hello, Hi, I was looking for Ken.

Speaker 9 (06:43):
Who that's me?

Speaker 6 (06:46):
Hi got him.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
My name is Trevor, and I work for your company.

Speaker 12 (06:50):
Like, I just got hired the other day, and so
you're the like the owner you know and stuff. So
I figured I should call you to alert you to
like something.

Speaker 9 (07:02):
What yeah, what you work for us? I don't know you, Trevor.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Yeah, I just got hired in the IT department.

Speaker 9 (07:13):
Okay, so what are you calling about?

Speaker 12 (07:17):
Well, so, like I don't know what your cousin did,
but like he took the whole website down.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
And then also, what do.

Speaker 9 (07:28):
You mean he took the whole website down?

Speaker 12 (07:30):
Yeah, Like I don't know why your cousin did that,
but like I figured I should call you because kind
of a big deal.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
You know.

Speaker 9 (07:36):
What do you mean my cousin? Who are you talking about?

Speaker 6 (07:38):
Well?

Speaker 12 (07:39):
Okay, so, like I know I shouldn't be answering the
phone yet, you know, but like the phone was ringing
and then I picked it up, and then this guy
was He said he was your cousin and he needed
me to give him access to all of our customer
data on the website, log in and everything.

Speaker 13 (07:58):
Trevor, you give dada to somebody who called on the.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Phone your cousin.

Speaker 9 (08:06):
I don't I don't have a.

Speaker 13 (08:07):
Cousin who would What did you say his name was?

Speaker 1 (08:11):
He said, well, he didn't say his name, so he was.

Speaker 13 (08:14):
Just you gave this information to somebody. He didn't even
give you a name.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Well not just it wasn't just contact number somebody, it
was your cousin.

Speaker 9 (08:28):
Okay, I don't have a cousin. All right, So I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Do you have a cousin.

Speaker 9 (08:36):
You got a call from somebody who said there was
my cousin. Yeah, your you gave them information.

Speaker 13 (08:41):
I don't even have a cousin who would call and
ask for this information.

Speaker 12 (08:45):
Well, so I don't know, Like I don't know how
close you are with your family or whatever, but you
do have a cousin that called. And then they were like, hey,
you know Ken, the owner of the company. And I
was like, well, I don't know him personally. I guess
now we kind of know each other, but like I
was like, I just got hired here and I don't

(09:06):
know him personally. And then they said, yeah, well that's
my cousin, and I.

Speaker 6 (09:10):
Need all.

Speaker 13 (09:12):
Trev.

Speaker 9 (09:12):
I need to understand something.

Speaker 13 (09:14):
I don't have I do not have a cousin who
would call.

Speaker 12 (09:17):
No, you do, though, because they did call, And I
don't want to, like know, I know you're the owner
of the company company, so I don't want to like
argue with you.

Speaker 9 (09:26):
But like, have you heard of hackers?

Speaker 13 (09:31):
Tever?

Speaker 9 (09:31):
Have you ever heard of a hacker?

Speaker 13 (09:34):
You just gave You just gave our information to some
sort of hacker?

Speaker 1 (09:39):
No, it was your Is your cousin a hacker?

Speaker 13 (09:42):
What the hell is wrong with you, Trevor. Well, there's
a reason why you're not supposed to open answer the
phones is because you don't know what you're doing. Do
you know what you've done to this company?

Speaker 6 (09:54):
Trevor?

Speaker 13 (09:55):
Where are you right now?

Speaker 12 (09:56):
I don't really know, because like I thought, like you know,
you your cousin was going to do something with the information,
but then like all of a sudden.

Speaker 13 (10:04):
Not my freaking cousin. Do you have a head injury?
Is not my cousin?

Speaker 6 (10:11):
Okay?

Speaker 14 (10:12):
Well?

Speaker 12 (10:12):
Why, Like I guess I'm confused, and like why would
you say he's your cousin?

Speaker 13 (10:18):
Oh, Trevor, what do you done? All of our customer
information is on that website? Like you have released sensitive
information Jesus, Trevor, and the website is down?

Speaker 9 (10:30):
How are we going to do business?

Speaker 6 (10:32):
How did you even.

Speaker 13 (10:33):
Get a job?

Speaker 15 (10:35):
Where are you?

Speaker 13 (10:36):
Where are you? What are you on?

Speaker 6 (10:40):
Well?

Speaker 12 (10:41):
I guess this is like a bad time because you know,
I just started like a week ago.

Speaker 13 (10:46):
But I was gonna it's an extremely bad time, Trevor,
and it's gonna get worse.

Speaker 6 (10:51):
What for are you?

Speaker 9 (10:52):
And I am coming to see you right now.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
I was going to ask for like a little bit
of a raise. Is this not a good time?

Speaker 6 (10:58):
Well?

Speaker 13 (10:58):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, you just pack your stuff and
you get the out of this building.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Build ken.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
This is actually Jubil from the Jewbil Show doing a
phone brank on you. But yeah, and your employee Stacy say,
you up, it's a joke.

Speaker 9 (11:19):
Oh so don't breach.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
No, she wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 8 (11:26):
Wake up every morning with Jebile phone Franks, we say,
mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
It's time for Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 4 (11:31):
So is this on your twenty twenty five bingo card?
Self chilling beer cans?

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Ooh? Oh, it is actually kind of cool.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
There's this new invention by a company in the UK
and it's pitching their quote unquote cool can to beer
and soda companies. So what happens is you push a
button on the bottom of the can and then your
drink will get cold in ten minutes or less. How So,
there's some type of salt that they use, so when
you push the button, then there's like some science stuff
that happens.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
Then the salt glens with.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
The water and it makes it cold. There's a cooling reaction.
So it says it takes up to ten minutes, but
then they say that your drink will stay cold for
up to forty five minutes.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Oh that's cool, I know. Literally.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
So this is a trend too that's now sweeping the nation.
Kids are asking for old metal braces because they're cool now.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
It's so much so.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
Your teeth, yeah, braces for your mouth, the metal braces
so much so that fake braces have started to become
a thing on us. What are fake braces? I don't
know how they make fake braces, but it's become such
a trend that people want to wear them no matter what.
And some people are even saying that influencers and celebrities
have made them trendy and just got them for show.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
It was like wearing glasses if you don't have a prescription. Yeah,
but you're wearing braces but you don't need them exactly.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
That one feels a little bit more painful.

Speaker 7 (12:54):
Yeah, And like you get food checking them, you have
to like the band sometimes Pop and those bands. I
had them when I was a kid, and I forgot
to my hand when I was a little bit older.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
So now I need to get him again. But I
don't want to get him again.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
That's what I'm doing for a long time, and I don't.
I would not want them anymore.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
I do remember when I was younger then everybody had
braces that we used to like take paper clips and
unfold them and put them in our mouths to pretend
like we had bracelet and we would talk with these
like lisps because we thought it was.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Cute and then it was. So it just like comes
to me.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
It feels like a flashback. Devices have always been cute.
Then try telling that to somebody who actually has braces. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:33):
I had a friend in college who got them at
thirty five, was in grad school, and he hated it.
He hated every second of it. But he was like,
I gotta write this wrong.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
So they're looking around and seeing people like, isn't it
cute I have braces on when you're like the pain
I feel in my mouth today because they just tightened
my brace.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Okay, but that that means.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Is this time rolling up the next to someone in
a wheelchair, or you know you don't need a wheelchair?

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Yeah, you know, like no minds for fashion, you're not actually.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
Okay, Well to that point, the fake braces, if you
were to go in that direction, experts are saying don't
because they can cause infections, tooth damage and be a
choking hazard. So there's that, Okay. I love origin stories.
So you know Rita French fries, the frozen fries that
you can get, yeah, or a Rita ones.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Yeah, they got hash browns a tomatoes.

Speaker 6 (14:27):
Oregon, Idaho?

Speaker 10 (14:28):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Is that either called that Ida? That'say, it's right on
the line between the two states.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
Well, that wasn't part of the origin story that I had.

Speaker 6 (14:38):
I apologize or.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
DA is going to be giving out free tater tots
in honor of a BYU star who is in the
sweet sixteen for the NCAA Tournament because his name's Richie Saunders.
Because his great grandfather is the person that founded or Rida.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Wow, they give him out.

Speaker 4 (14:57):
They're with the grocery stores that sell them. Yeah, free
tater tots. And then it's so cute. His little face
is on the bags, like, come on, you're making your
great granddaddy proud and making sure everybody says ride.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
As far as the thing face little, I don't know.
I just say that you have a little face.

Speaker 5 (15:16):
Just like all his features are really close together, but
his head's baked.

Speaker 10 (15:19):
You know.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
It's funny.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
I'm sorry not to go on a tangent, but I
used to work with somebody and I would say things
like that, like, oh that little whatever. Look at your
little shoes. I just meant that they were cute.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 14 (15:27):
He looked at me and said, I'm a man, there's
nothing I think there might be with a reaction like that.
I think I think there might be something that is
little and you're just a little.

Speaker 16 (15:42):
Boy.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
I am as a huge thing.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
It just triggered me a little bit. Without you, Why
you gotta be little things?

Speaker 6 (15:53):
Oh my.

Speaker 11 (15:56):
Bad?

Speaker 1 (15:56):
I meant cute.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Okay, that's what's trending. Your first day follow up is
coming up, Yeah, tell me about it.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
It's still scarred. Thank you.

Speaker 17 (16:08):
It's time to catch a cheater.

Speaker 6 (16:11):
Only on the Tuble Show.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Chelsea's on the phone today for to catch cheater and
she thinks that her husband of a year named Fabian
might be cheating on her. So in a second, we'll
see if we can catch him. But first, Chelsea, tell
us what's going on? Why do you think Fabian's cheating?

Speaker 17 (16:24):
So I typically would never think he would cheat on me,
but two weeks ago something happened that has just made
me question everything just a little shady. So at two
in the morning, I got a phone alert on my
you know, like the ring camera, Yeah, and that someone
was out on the front door, at the front door,
and I didn't recognize the person, but she was clearly drunk,

(16:45):
just really drunk and can barely stand up straight. I
kind of nudged Fabian awake, and I showed him the feed,
and he looked panic and ran downstairs.

Speaker 6 (16:54):
You know.

Speaker 17 (16:55):
He started talking to her and she was crying and
yelling at him to like let her in. It seemed like,
that's what it seemed like. And after a couple of
minutes he walked back upstairs and went to bed. You know,
I asked him who it was. He just said it
was some drunk woman that was at the wrong house,
and he reassured me that it was no big deal.
So I trusted that. We've never really had trust issues before.

(17:18):
So I was like, Okay, no, I guess that's weird,
but okay, but I you know, something was just irking
me about it, so I kind of wouldn't let it go.
And then the day after that, I looked at the
ring camera again and I saw that there was the
weird drunk girl back.

Speaker 6 (17:34):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 17 (17:35):
The next day and Fabian came to the door and
greeted her and they talked for a few minutes and
he gave her something and then she left. So now
I'm just wondering, who is this girl? How could I
figure out? You know, is he cheating? Like I mean,
he has to know who she is, I would assume, and.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
It feels like he knows her just from those interactions
the second time.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Was she drunk also or she just showed.

Speaker 17 (17:57):
Up she I couldn't really hell she was drunk, but
she looked a little pissed off and I rate and
just not not, you know, I don't know if she's
drunk or just mad.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Did you tell at all what it was that he
gave her.

Speaker 17 (18:11):
I couldn't tell it all. It was really small and
I couldn't make out in the footage what it was.
And then she left after that, and I don't know.
I haven't told him that I know about this footage.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Did you listen to the audio from the camera.

Speaker 17 (18:26):
No, Unfortunately mine doesn't have the audio. It's just like
the basic camera functions. But if you just get to
see at me, you can't hear anything. I wish because
then I might have the answer.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
So when she left that second time after he gave
her something, did she look like still angry or kind
of more at peace?

Speaker 17 (18:45):
She looked more relieved, like once whatever he gave her something,
Whatever it is he gave her, I just can't tell.
I mean, I really never thought he would cheat on me.
You have a very like open and honest relationship. We
talk about everything and we're really good friends. So never
thought he would cheat on me. So now I'm just
wondering who this girl is. I would love for him
to explain himself to me.

Speaker 4 (19:07):
Yeah, outside of that, has he been acting different towards you?
I mean, seeing her is very alarming.

Speaker 17 (19:12):
Yeah, I haven't really noticed the difference. It was just
this weird thing, and I don't I can't shake it.
I'm just it's driving me crazy. I want to know
what's going on and who she is, and do I
have anything to worry about?

Speaker 4 (19:24):
This is a weird job.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
And you haven't asked him about the second time she
showed up.

Speaker 17 (19:29):
No, I haven't even told him. I know about it.
I didn't really know how to confront it. I'm not
very confrontational. I thought you guys can kind of ease that,
you know, ease the confrontation and kind of help me
with maybe a little bit.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Yeah, for sure. Well you already told us what grocery store.
He's a rewards card my brat. So we'll do the
usual call and particularly be from the grocery store and
say that every single month, we choose one lucky rewards
member who gets three flowers from our florial department, and
we'll see if he sends those to you or to
somebody else. Okay, okay, all right, well play, so I'll
come back and get your to catch teeter.

Speaker 7 (20:01):
It's time to catch a cheater only on the Tuble Show.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Right in the middle of to Catch a cheater and
if you're just joining us. Chelsea is on the phone
and she thinks that her husband of a year named
Fabian might be cheating on her, and we're about to
call him Apportunity be from the grocery store that he's
a rewards card member at and say that every single month,
we choose one lucky rewards member who gets free flowers
delivered from our Florida department, and we'll see if he
sends those to his wife, Chelsea or to somebody else,
and we'll see if we can catch him cheating. Before

(20:28):
we do that, though, Chelsea, why don't you catch us
up on your situation?

Speaker 17 (20:30):
Yeah, so we have been together for four years, living
together for a few years. I'm married for a year now,
and I we've never had issues like this before or
any trust issues. But yeah, I saw in the ring
camera that there was a really drunk girl one night
at two o'clock in the morning, and she came back
the next day and they had a small interaction, and

(20:52):
obviously he knows this girl. I don't know if it's
someone he's seeing, or who she is, or what the
deal is, but I really need to know.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
Okay, you ready for us? To try and see if
we can figure it out.

Speaker 6 (21:02):
Yes, please, all right, here we go. Hullo.

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a marketing phone call.

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for being such a loyal customer.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
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Speaker 6 (21:29):
Thank you. You know you want to send them to
send what to?

Speaker 16 (21:33):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (21:33):
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who gets free flowers delivered from our new and improved
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United States, absolutely free.

Speaker 6 (21:49):
Wow, I never went anything. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Yeah, I know, I know who I want to send
it to. Oh great, that was going to be my
next question. So I can do that over the phone
and just a couple of minutes. If you want to
do that right now, I'm prepared to do that, or
I can call.

Speaker 6 (22:04):
You back now. It's fine.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Great.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
First thing I'll need from you is just the name
first and last. I'm the person you like to send
them to. And then if you want to put anything
on a card, and after that we'll get the address
and be good to go.

Speaker 6 (22:15):
Yeah, the name is Melanie.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
And anything you want to put on a card to Melanie.

Speaker 15 (22:24):
Yeah, can you please write I'm sorry about the other night.

Speaker 6 (22:29):
I'll make it up to you. Promise.

Speaker 17 (22:31):
Who the hell is Melanie?

Speaker 6 (22:33):
Chelse?

Speaker 17 (22:34):
Yes, I would like to know who Melanie is. I
can't even believe my ears right now.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Yeah, babe, and this is actually the Jewbile Show, and
that's your wife. We do a segment called to Catch
a Cheater where if you think somebody's cheating on you, you
see you they send flowers too.

Speaker 15 (22:46):
So wait, Chelse, Okay, first off, I'm aware of the
show with the Catch a Cheater before, so oh, I
know how things work, and I swear I am not cheating.
I promise you I am not cheating.

Speaker 17 (23:00):
Well, I saw the footage from the other day. I
mean that drunk woman that you said I had nothing
to worry about. You said she was just at the
wrong house, yet she came back. I saw the footage
and you gave her something? What did you give her?
Who is this person?

Speaker 6 (23:12):
Okay, Like, I promise I can explain. Just so.

Speaker 15 (23:16):
Melanie is my friend Matt's girlfriend. Remember I talked about
her before. She's a total absolute mess. They're always fighting
and half the time they're breaking things.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Is Melanie a girl at the door?

Speaker 6 (23:30):
Yeah? That is the girl at the door.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Why does she come to you?

Speaker 17 (23:33):
Yeah? And why at two am did she show up
at our doorstep?

Speaker 6 (23:36):
Okay?

Speaker 15 (23:37):
Well, so that night, you know, they were fighting at
the bar and I got there around tennis and they
were already like full explosion, you know.

Speaker 6 (23:46):
Just she was drunk and was getting.

Speaker 15 (23:48):
Even drunker, and so Matt gave me her keys so
she wouldn't drive home because he didn't want her to
like get in an accident. And I guess she just
uber to our place lead at night and was bang
on the door when she was asking for her keys,
and I didn't want her to drink and drives, so
I said no, that you had to come back the
next day.

Speaker 17 (24:08):
Well, why did you lie to me in the first
place when she was there at two am? Why did
you say it was just some girl who had the
wrong address. Why would you say that it doesn't make
any sense.

Speaker 15 (24:16):
Hey, it was two in the morning, I was half asleep,
and I didn't want to get into the whole thing
right then.

Speaker 6 (24:22):
I swear there's like nothing going on between me and
this woman.

Speaker 15 (24:25):
I literally just wanted to have this solution to get
this out of the way and keep you out of
it because I felt like they're so messy.

Speaker 6 (24:32):
I just didn't want the mess to go into us.

Speaker 17 (24:34):
Like, I don't know, Fabian, I'm not buying this. It's
just it sounds really fishy and sketchy. Something isn't adding
off here. Why would you give Melanie those roses like please?
And then you wrote a note I'll make it up
to you, I promise. What is that about? How could
you do this to me?

Speaker 15 (24:49):
That was actually part of my revenge because Matt made
me get tangled in this whole situation, so I did
feel bad without giving her keys actual both.

Speaker 17 (25:01):
Seriously, I know when you're lying. I can tell when
you're lying how your voice sounds. I know you are
not being honest with me right now. You have to
tell me the truth what is actually going on here? Seriously,
because I'm am my with ten.

Speaker 15 (25:12):
Now, okay, I'm it didn't mean anything. Okay, I'm sorry.

Speaker 17 (25:18):
I didn't mean anything. What are you talking about?

Speaker 6 (25:22):
It was an accident?

Speaker 17 (25:23):
How do you accidentally? What was an accident? What did
you do? Tell me?

Speaker 6 (25:27):
Like I said, we should talk later.

Speaker 17 (25:30):
We're not on you later. You can get this out
right now. You can tell me what happened, because obviously
something happened. You obviously cheapd on me. That's what happened here.
I knew I should trust my instincts.

Speaker 6 (25:39):
Okay, we were drunk, and now she thinks she loves me.

Speaker 17 (25:46):
You drunk doing what?

Speaker 6 (25:48):
Like?

Speaker 17 (25:48):
What are you talking about? You guys were drunk? So
did you guys hook up? When did you look up
that night? The first night that she was there for
at two am? What did you give her? Was it
really her key? What are you talking about? You need
to tell me detail. We've only been married for a year.
Are you serious?

Speaker 7 (26:01):
Right now?

Speaker 6 (26:02):
Imagine how I feel.

Speaker 15 (26:03):
I never thought I would do that to you, kity
right now, de cerious?

Speaker 17 (26:11):
How could you do this? I don't understand. Like I
thought we had such a good, honest relationship. I never
would have pictured this ever happening. And I just couldn't
shake it. I thought something was weird about this girl.
It just didn't feel right to me. What did you
guys do? Where did you hook up? Is this your
friend's girlfriend and you're hooking up at your friend's girlfriend?
Is this real right now?

Speaker 10 (26:29):
Or some really?

Speaker 17 (26:30):
Girls?

Speaker 6 (26:30):
Do you really want all the details? Do you really?

Speaker 17 (26:33):
I want the details? I deserve to know.

Speaker 6 (26:35):
It happened a month ago, a month going on every Sunday.

Speaker 17 (26:39):
Who are you serious? You told me you were hanging
out with the guys on Sunday.

Speaker 15 (26:45):
I know, and I was with Math, but then when
he passed out, Melie and I would steal away.

Speaker 17 (26:53):
Oh my god, this is so messy. You're insane. I
can't believe that you would do this to me.

Speaker 9 (26:58):
I can't.

Speaker 6 (26:59):
I mean, I think we can get past this, right, No.

Speaker 17 (27:03):
We cannot get past this. This is like way too much.
I never would have expected this to happen. I know.

Speaker 6 (27:09):
We can't throw away our four years together over.

Speaker 17 (27:13):
You threw away our four years together, You threw away
this marriage. You threw that away. Not me and some
stupid girl who can't even stand up straight. Half the time.
I don't even know. Sometimes she half drunk.

Speaker 13 (27:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 15 (27:26):
Yeah, I know, she's a mess, but I'm a mess too.
Sometimes I guess messes attract each other.

Speaker 17 (27:31):
I'm not gonna love this mess anymore.

Speaker 6 (27:33):
A guy makes one mistake and it's all over one mistake.

Speaker 17 (27:37):
There is not one mistake, that's several mistakes and are
flowers and like have fun with it. Then you threw
away this marriage. Don't blame that on me.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
I'm hanging up on him. I can't listen to another
little bit of that, Chelsea. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 4 (27:52):
I feel like this is the best thing that could
have ever happened to you.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Chelsea.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
This guy is like whole blown pathological gaslighting machine.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (28:00):
Yeah, I definitely feel like I was I don't know, scammed.
I mean, I guess you have to trust your instincts
because there was something just telling me about that video
that something was awesome.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (28:10):
I really never thought he would cheat on me. I
thought we had a good relationship. But you know what
it is, what it is. I'm glad you guys helped
me figure this out.

Speaker 6 (28:17):
I really appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Well, let us know if you need anything else.

Speaker 17 (28:19):
Okay, thank you so much.

Speaker 8 (28:22):
The Jewel shows to catch a cheating I'm stupid, You're smart.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
I was wrong.

Speaker 6 (28:29):
You were right.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
You're the best.

Speaker 6 (28:31):
I'm the worst.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
You're very good looking. I'm not attractive.

Speaker 6 (28:37):
All right, as long as you're willing to admit that, it's.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria. Your
chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of
trivia for Jonas Brothers. Tickets to Day, and let's meet
today's talented contestant for you verus Victoria.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Grace. What's up, Grace?

Speaker 18 (28:54):
Why where are you?

Speaker 1 (28:56):
I'm great, thanks for asking.

Speaker 19 (28:57):
You.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
Sound like you're in a great move, Grace.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
I am.

Speaker 6 (29:00):
I'm feeling pretty good about this, Sarah.

Speaker 7 (29:02):
You're in a great mood to get taken down by
a trivia master like myself.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Y'all laugh? Why did you laugh when you said it?

Speaker 2 (29:14):
All right, we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio,
and while she's leaving, Grace, the game is played like this.
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, just say pass, and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win. Okay, all right,
all right, here we go, Grace. She's outside, the door
is closed, and your time starts.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
Now what mythical creature is Scotland's official national animal. What
is the dot over the lower case letters I and
Jay called? Oh?

Speaker 18 (29:48):
Ah?

Speaker 4 (29:50):
What animal is known to laugh when it's tickled?

Speaker 12 (29:54):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (29:58):
What is the world's most widely eaten food?

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Sorry, your phone's kind of hard to hear what you
say on the last one?

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Chinese food?

Speaker 6 (30:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Okay, all right, we'll bring Victoria back in the studio.
And while she's getting ready. What what is a weird
talent that you have?

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Grace?

Speaker 13 (30:24):
I can't make really weird noises in my mouth.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Yeah, let's hear one. I lound like a cricket. I
was saying it sound like paper, like like doing it
like no, like flipping through it. Can we hear that
one more time?

Speaker 6 (30:41):
Grace?

Speaker 7 (30:44):
It's like a typewriters a cricket to me. Still, you'd
be great asmr. Wait, Grace, I also have to ask
you how old are you?

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Why do you not ask? Okay, alright, and she's got talent.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
Really ye had to ask I did I did?

Speaker 1 (30:59):
How to feel like?

Speaker 6 (31:00):
One?

Speaker 1 (31:01):
One?

Speaker 6 (31:01):
Eleven? Wait?

Speaker 1 (31:03):
You're you're eleven?

Speaker 6 (31:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Oh okay, sounds like you said seven. Oh okay, that
makes it even been better?

Speaker 6 (31:12):
All right?

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Here we go thirty seconds, answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when Jesse pass and you have
to beat Grace outright to win, Victoria, are you ready?

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Yes? All right, Grace, you can tell Victoria whin.

Speaker 6 (31:23):
To go three two start.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
What mythical creature is Scotland's official national animal?

Speaker 7 (31:31):
Oh, I know, it's like it's it's a line with
wings or tigers wings?

Speaker 4 (31:36):
What is the dot over the lowercase letters I and Jay.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Called a dot? What? What animal is known to laugh
when it's tickled? Uh? A dog?

Speaker 4 (31:46):
What is the world's most widely eaten food Hamberg? What
animal is capable of producing sounds larder than louder than
an jet engine?

Speaker 1 (31:56):
A shark? Wait?

Speaker 7 (31:58):
No, oh, crappos are pretty loud, right, I'll get that.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
All right, let's send it over to the scoreboard and
see how you guys did with our scoreboard producer Brad
eleven year old ASMR expert.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Grace got one correct, Victoria got zero.

Speaker 18 (32:17):
Rice.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Congratulations, you did.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
It, Victoria, and you got Jonas Brothers tickets.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
So all right, let's get the answers now with.

Speaker 4 (32:36):
Nina, the mythical creature that is Scotland's official national animal
is a unicorn. The dot over the lowercase letters I
in J is called a tittle. The animal known to
laugh when it's tickled is a rat. The world's most
widely eaten food is rice.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
Is that what we gave Grace?

Speaker 6 (32:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:55):
How'd you know that?

Speaker 10 (32:56):
Grace?

Speaker 6 (32:57):
Chinese food? It wasn't wrong?

Speaker 1 (32:58):
What that is? That's wrong?

Speaker 6 (33:00):
Okay, fine, she got zero. You got zero too, You
still lose.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
The animal that's capable of producing sounds larger than a
larger than a jet engine is a sperm whale.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
And that's where we got.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
I was close to the shark.

Speaker 6 (33:16):
Were you both in the water?

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Yeah, yeah, because it's better than that.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
Well, hippos were in the water too, I was close regardless.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Grace, Thank you for playing. Have a great day. Okay, congratulations.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Hand school.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
We play you versus Victoria at the same time every
single weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play Victoria,
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you could be the next person to beat Victoria.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (33:42):
First day follow up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
Online at advocates law dot com.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
Avery is on the phone today for a first date
follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Toby.
So we're gonna see if we can figure it out
for her and call him in just a few minutes
and ask him why he's ghosting.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
But first, Avery, tell us about Toby. How long has
it means?

Speaker 6 (34:02):
As you talk to him?

Speaker 10 (34:04):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Sure?

Speaker 18 (34:05):
So we talked online for a while before our date
and we ended up going hiking, and it's been a
couple of weeks and I just.

Speaker 17 (34:13):
Haven't heard from him, which I don't know.

Speaker 18 (34:15):
I kind of feel like it's weird.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Okay, so a couple of weeks that is a long time. Yeah,
I would feel weird about that too.

Speaker 17 (34:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 18 (34:22):
I was kind of giving it time. You know, we're
both really busy. He had mentioned like work a couple
of times. I didn't know if he was busy, but
I thought it went well, So I was just kind of,
you know, want to see what's up.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
Did you try reaching out to him at all in
between that time?

Speaker 13 (34:36):
I did.

Speaker 18 (34:36):
I did text him like a fall, I went on
the same hike like later, so I text him a
photo of the hike, like, oh my god, this is
where we were. And he just never responded to that photo.
But so it was kind of benign, like I didn't
want to be too forward, but yeah, he didn't even respond.

Speaker 17 (34:48):
It's like completely ghosted.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
So yeah, that's a big one too, Like if you
went to the same place you were at and sent
a picture, you would think you would get a response.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
I love how we do that to ourselves though.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
We send text messages and tell ourselves it's okay, this
one doesn't require or a response, so I'm just gonna
send it in whatever happens happened, right, and then really
you're like, dang it should Yeah.

Speaker 18 (35:07):
I was like opening I was like opening the door
and it didn't.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Well, let's see what happened. Tell us more about the
date and the hike.

Speaker 6 (35:14):
Than uh yeah.

Speaker 18 (35:16):
So well, we both had on our like online profiles
that we like the hike, so I thought it would
kind of be a good date, you know, not awkward
at all and fun.

Speaker 13 (35:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 18 (35:25):
I brought my dog because the dog needs to get
outside and get exercise, and I just thought it would
be fun. And we hiked for a few miles and
then afterward we were still having good times, so we
went to get a bike to eat, and he was
really nice and he was really sweet to my dog too,
Like he looked around trying to make sure we could

(35:45):
find a patio where the dog could sit with us
outside what we ate and yeah, I don't know, we
have like a great afternoon.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
Did you tell him ahead of time that you were
bringing the dog on the date?

Speaker 12 (35:56):
Uh?

Speaker 17 (35:56):
I don't think so. I don't know.

Speaker 18 (35:58):
I didn't really think because it was a hike, we
were outside, I didn't really think about it.

Speaker 9 (36:01):
But I don't think. I don't.

Speaker 18 (36:03):
I don't think I did. But he didn't seem to mind.
I mean, who doesn't love dogs, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
I mean, yeah, must love dogs. I mean there are
some people that don't. He didn't seem like your mind,
did it?

Speaker 18 (36:14):
Not that I noticed, No, I mean he doesn't have
a dog himself, but like it didn't seem he didn't
seem offended or scared at the dog or anything.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Okay, good?

Speaker 4 (36:23):
Was there anything that happened during the hike or maybe
afterwards that could it be the reason why he's not
hitting you back?

Speaker 17 (36:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 18 (36:33):
I mean something did kind of steam off after lunch,
but you know, like at the end of the day,
he kind of left, not abruptly, but like, you know,
I thought we might continue hanging out, but I didn't
know if he should like his food. He ended up
giving the rest of his meal to my dog.

Speaker 17 (36:50):
So I thought it was so cute.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
But what did you guys eat? I hope not.

Speaker 6 (36:58):
No, it's like.

Speaker 18 (36:59):
Taco like that.

Speaker 17 (37:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 18 (37:03):
I guess I just thought he got caught up with
work or something, or maybe the hike was like maybe
he liked not strenuous hikes and it was too much.

Speaker 6 (37:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 18 (37:12):
Okay, I'm honestly just I'm gaffled.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
When you say it was different after you ate, like
or yeah, how was he different?

Speaker 18 (37:21):
Like he he just kind of said he had to go,
and you know, I kept making suggestions of like oh,
we could walk back to our cars together, or like
I could drop the dog back at my house and
we could go do something else, and he just kind
of shut everything down and was like, no, I have
to go. Whereas earlier we had been talking about, like, yeah,
making plans for the future, you know, but I mean
like kind of talking about ideas of other things that

(37:43):
we could do.

Speaker 6 (37:43):
You know.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Yeah, Okay, we'll see if we can figure it out
for you.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
We'll play a song come back, and then call him
and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting you,
and then see if you also want another date after
you find out why, and maybe you another date. Okay, okay,
all right, play a song come back. I can get
your first say follow up, next.

Speaker 8 (38:01):
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Speaker 2 (38:08):
Right in the middle of the first date follow up
and if you're just joining us, Avery is on the
phone and she's getting ghosted by Toby. So we're about
to call him and see if he'll tell us why
he's Ghostinger. But before we do that, Avery, why don't
you refresh everybody's memory on your date with Toby.

Speaker 18 (38:21):
Sure, so we went hiking a couple of weeks ago
with my dog and went really well. Conversation was flowing, fine,
we got food afterwards. Seems to have a good time.
But since then he's kind of ghosted me and I'm
not sure why he doesn't want to get together again.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
You ready to call him?

Speaker 16 (38:38):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Yeah, all right, here we go. Hello, Hi, may speak Toby?

Speaker 6 (38:52):
Please? Hey? Yeah, This is Toby's Toby, how are you?

Speaker 1 (38:55):
My name is Jewbell. I host a radio show and
it's called The Jubil Show.

Speaker 4 (38:58):
Hi, Toby, the show's here too.

Speaker 16 (39:00):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
I'm Victoria.

Speaker 6 (39:02):
How's it going. How's it going? I'm doing good? Thanks
for asking.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Do you listen to the show.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
Yeah, I've heard you guys show.

Speaker 6 (39:09):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
Oh, okay, we love that. Probably heard a first day
follow up before then?

Speaker 6 (39:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (39:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Sweet? Well guess what tubbs?

Speaker 6 (39:19):
Oh? Hey, is this for? Uh the last date I have? Larry?

Speaker 2 (39:24):
Well, yeah, you're a smart guy to Yeah, you seem
pretty casual about this.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Did you expect us to call?

Speaker 3 (39:30):
I know, I just uh yeah, I mean that was
the last.

Speaker 6 (39:35):
One I went on. That's what we're talking about.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Yeah, it is what we're talking about. So Avery told us,
you know, about your date and stuff. She said she
really liked you. Been a few weeks and you haven't
gotten back to her. She doesn't know why you're ghosting her.
So she wanted us to ask you, would you tell us?

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Please tell us?

Speaker 6 (39:51):
Yeah? So bad. But like I just couldn't stand her
dog with you brob along the date.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
So was a dog.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
I mean, she didn't mention it, you know, and I
don't know, it's it's not that big of a.

Speaker 6 (40:08):
Problem, but I mean like just kind of like a.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
Heads up would have been nice, you know, like, hey,
when I bring my dog on the hike, you know.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
We asked her if she asked you or told you
that the dog was gonna come.

Speaker 4 (40:19):
Yeah, she said she didn't because she just figured it
was an outside hike. But she also mentioned that you
were really great to her dog. You fed her dog,
You're giving the dog love.

Speaker 6 (40:26):
So I mean somebody kind of had too. I mean,
the dog was not like well behaved at all. I
mean the whole time it was like pulling her.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
Along, and I was like, all right, I'm gonna have
to take over this lease because you're getting like yanked.

Speaker 6 (40:42):
So it's kind of annoying, you know.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
And then I mean we got lunch and the dog
just was like sitting there like begging for food constantly,
and I mean.

Speaker 6 (40:53):
She didn't do anything to like stop it. She just
kind of was like, oh, that's just so cute, Like
is this cute?

Speaker 3 (40:58):
And I was like no, will mean, it's staring at
my food like I'm trying to eat, and I just
I eventually just like gave the dog the food and
the rest of my food because I was like, it's.

Speaker 6 (41:10):
Just salivating, like looking at my food. So you gave
the dog the food.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
She thought maybe you that you wanted to, but you
just gave it because it wouldn't stop.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
Fuck.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
It looked like it was like judging me, you know,
like judging my order of taking.

Speaker 9 (41:24):
And I was like, can I here, I have it.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
You like dogs, but you just didn't like this one
the way it acted, So it was he felt like,
you want to.

Speaker 6 (41:33):
Date with the dog. Yeah, I mean, I know I
love dogs, I love animals, but I mean not that dog.
I mean, if that dog behaves the way it does,
it says a lot about its owner. Oh okay, what
are you crazy?

Speaker 17 (41:46):
My dog is really well behaved.

Speaker 18 (41:48):
I honestly can't believe you have a problem with her.
I'm super offended right now.

Speaker 20 (41:52):
Actually, Toby, Hi, hi there, hi uh, I would disagree
if you had a problem with dogs.

Speaker 18 (42:05):
I didn't like dogs. I didn't have to bring the
dog on the hike, but he had talked about.

Speaker 17 (42:09):
Them before, and she's really really well behaved. She's completely trained.

Speaker 18 (42:13):
We did training classes and everything, and yeah, we were outside.
She was having fun and running around while we were hiking.
But that's literally what dogs do. So I didn't realize
you had a problem with dogs.

Speaker 6 (42:25):
I don't have a problem with dogs. Your dog is
not trained.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
I think you should get a refund because whatever train
you had.

Speaker 6 (42:33):
That dog is like wild. So I'm sorry, but that's
not the case.

Speaker 18 (42:39):
I've never had anyone tell me that before, and I've
brought my dog on other dates before. She comes and
hangs out with my friends and we go to restaurants,
and no one's.

Speaker 17 (42:48):
Ever had a problem with her.

Speaker 18 (42:49):
She's super cute and I don't know, maybe she just
got a weird vibe from you.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Oh oh, that does happen.

Speaker 6 (42:56):
I think other friends might not be telling you the Jerusalem.
That's all I'm saying. But because you got to wrangle
with the dog in.

Speaker 18 (43:04):
Well, I don't think we'll be hanging out again. And then,
because I trust my dog, she has a really good
sense of character and she clearly didn't take you, So
I don't have any interests.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Are you sure?

Speaker 6 (43:17):
Tooby?

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Would you like to go again with Avery on a
second date? We'll pay for.

Speaker 6 (43:20):
It, No, I have to ask. That's okay? I'll pass.
She can have a date with her dog.

Speaker 18 (43:25):
I wouldn't much rather hang out with my dog any day.

Speaker 17 (43:28):
Really cool, take my dog on the date.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
It's the dog test.

Speaker 18 (43:34):
Yeah, and maybe i'll kee you on the hike again
sometime and.

Speaker 17 (43:38):
She'll pee on your foot or something.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Okay, Okay, Jules first date falls. What's trending?

Speaker 4 (43:47):
So there's this couple they got caught, oh, in a
lagoon in Australia being intimate, But what they did after
is the part that's trending right now. So they're doing
the whole thing in the middle of the day. It's
obviously forbidden to be getting this close while you're in
this particular lagoon because there's lots of travelers.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (44:07):
Afterwards, the couple realized that they were being filmed by
people that were watching, and they're like.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Well, yeah, I mean, you know, you don't see that
all the time. So you're like, okay, I gotta get
a video tourist traction.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Yeah, okay, So.

Speaker 4 (44:20):
The guys started going crazy, and he's on video doing
this too, demanding that people give him their phones or
pay him.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
What do you think that's worth paying for?

Speaker 6 (44:33):
All I can picture though, is that he's naked.

Speaker 5 (44:35):
Yeah, like he's running around the beach going and it's
just like all out there.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
You know, I give you some cash, but where do
you want me to put it?

Speaker 4 (44:45):
We didn't ask for this, bro, this was just something
we walked on.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
So that is why he's trying to do.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
Sorry.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
But if someone was chasing me naked, like.

Speaker 6 (44:55):
Grab one umbrella or.

Speaker 7 (44:56):
Something and toss it right where it needs to go,
he's down.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
Anymore. So I think twice before you participate in the wild,
three times, please. So this is interesting and study has
been done to find out if TSA pre check is
really worth it.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
I think it is.

Speaker 4 (45:21):
I think it is, too, but when you find out
how much time it actually saves. So everybody in this
room particular has pre check, right, you travel together except
for Do you feel like that one's worth it?

Speaker 1 (45:32):
I like it? Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 5 (45:34):
I get so annoyed with clear people who also have
pre check because they take the clear thing and they
take them to the front of the pre check line.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
I'm like, no, I know, I want to do both. Yeah,
that's so legit. I mean, you can't get mad at it.

Speaker 4 (45:46):
But it turns out, promise, it turns out you saved
seven minutes by having TSA pre But not only that,
I thought it.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
Was way more.

Speaker 19 (45:55):
It depends what airport you're at, because there's been some
airports I go straight through, it's no issue. But then
there's other airports where I'll be waiting thirty minutes, but
the lines that aren't TSA PreCheck or anything are like
an hour or two long.

Speaker 5 (46:08):
Yeah, this has to be like that's an average, but
I mean it takes me, on average, and I've timed
it many times, ninety seconds to get through TSA.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
I guess it does depend on your airport, but it
says on average it takes people thirty six minutes to
get through pre check, So you say seven minutes because
on average it takes you forty three minutes.

Speaker 7 (46:25):
But also you're not taking off your shoes, you're not
moving your laptops.

Speaker 5 (46:28):
That's the key. That's right, Victoria, that is what it is.
No shoes, leave your hoodie on, you don't have to,
like you still go through.

Speaker 4 (46:36):
When you're standing there, You're like, look at those peasants.
You don't have pre check.

Speaker 6 (46:40):
I've never done that.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
I just didn't to chewble because.

Speaker 4 (46:46):
He wasn't standing with us and we all travel together.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Anyway. That is much the other half.

Speaker 6 (46:54):
You have to wear slide.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Yeah, look at you taking your shoes off.

Speaker 5 (47:00):
You're exposing your laptop to the elements like a peasant.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
I won't see you on the plane because I'll be
in the.

Speaker 6 (47:06):
Front and you'll be in the back.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
I didn't say all that right right by the party.
I might go back there and party, just so you
have to deal with that.

Speaker 6 (47:16):
Because I can use yours, you cannot use.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
I meant to be funny, not that I actually do that,
not that free check, but he will be sitting.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Look, I've got a drink. Was it free?

Speaker 6 (47:35):
Mine was?

Speaker 2 (47:35):
That's probably going to bankruptcy for your little family vacation.
Have fun disappointing your children at Disneyland when you can't
get in.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Imagine that a theme park.

Speaker 6 (47:54):
Entertained and they don't attack us people.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
You know we didn't stop right now. They would do
this all day. Three movies, three WiFi. Did I get
everything for free? But I would have paid for it anyway,
because I.

Speaker 6 (48:09):
I just asked for a pillow and I look at you.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
You've got your shoes back.

Speaker 6 (48:15):
I might take them off. That's what peasants do.

Speaker 8 (48:17):
On the.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
I didn't mean it like that. It was supposed to
be funny.

Speaker 19 (48:22):
Doubles Dirty Little Secret on the New Hits at one
six point one.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 6 (48:32):
I do have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 16 (48:35):
Accident.

Speaker 11 (48:35):
I accidentally sent some fancy photos if you know what
I mean, to the wrong person.

Speaker 4 (48:40):
Oh oh, okay, the fancy who are you mean?

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Does end them?

Speaker 15 (48:45):
Do?

Speaker 6 (48:46):
Well?

Speaker 11 (48:46):
I've been sort of chatting with this girl online and
we come, you know, got some good chemistry there. She
asked she could see some pictures, which I was flattered,
and so I sent them off.

Speaker 6 (48:58):
And uh would you send?

Speaker 11 (49:00):
She well, she has a pretty common name, this girl,
so I didn't really pay that a close attention.

Speaker 6 (49:06):
And she has the same name.

Speaker 9 (49:07):
As my boss.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
So I sent these I sent these pictures to my boss.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
You said, fancy photos to your boss.

Speaker 16 (49:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (49:15):
I was mortified.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
How did that?

Speaker 6 (49:20):
Well?

Speaker 11 (49:21):
Well, even words, I mean, I got like kind of
like a like a flirty response for my boss with
really creepy Yeah. She was like, uh, you like, keep
them looking good, keep them coming.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Looking good.

Speaker 4 (49:39):
Well, congratulations all your hard work, said on.

Speaker 6 (49:44):
I guess man, I do not.

Speaker 9 (49:45):
I'm not interested in my boss at all.

Speaker 11 (49:47):
I don't not want to thinking about me that way.

Speaker 6 (49:50):
I don't even want to see.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Her at this point talk about the wrong turn.

Speaker 9 (49:55):
And I don't know what to say.

Speaker 11 (49:56):
I want to say, like, oh, I was I didn't
mean to send those to you. I guess I have
to say that, but I don't want to insult.

Speaker 4 (50:01):
Her, you know, but it wouldn't be proper to send
to your boss, So it's okay to backpedal, and then
she can still think that you're like lying now and
then like give you preferential treatment because she saw your
fancy pictures.

Speaker 6 (50:14):
Ye, that's true.

Speaker 11 (50:14):
Maybe this will be a good thing overall, but right
now I'm pretty.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Uh yeah, that would be too.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
Looks good, keep them comment. It's a weird response. Well,
thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 6 (50:30):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
You have a going Hey, what's ups the jubil shows
dirty little secret? You have one?

Speaker 6 (50:35):
Yeah? I do?

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Sweet?

Speaker 6 (50:36):
What is it?

Speaker 16 (50:37):
So?

Speaker 10 (50:38):
I have been in a relationship with the girl for
a couple of years now, and.

Speaker 6 (50:43):
This might sound bad, but she.

Speaker 9 (50:44):
Has like a slight disability.

Speaker 10 (50:47):
It's it's something crazy. She just can't smell. She has
to smell. Its kind of interesting. But because of that,
I like to mess with her a little bit.

Speaker 6 (51:00):
Just hear me out.

Speaker 16 (51:01):
So she has two cats, right, and she does not
like to clean up after them. She leaves their winter boxes,
you know, like overflowing and stuff, and it really really
pisses me off, and it just makes the whole parmits point,
And so I try to get her back by when

(51:22):
I walked past her, I like crop us.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
But she can't smell it.

Speaker 10 (51:31):
So she's just like marinating in my farts some times,
has no idea.

Speaker 9 (51:43):
So that's my secret.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
Thank you for telling us your dirty little Thank you, guys,
what's your dirty little secret,

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