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March 7, 2022 55 mins
Alex Fresh kicks off the day with the Daily Vibration, every retirement party needs a stripper in this Jubal Phone Prank, you'll never date someone with this particular interest in this First Date Follow Up, can The Jubal Show save a marriage in this War of the Roses, Jubal Fresh is convinced this listener has the craziest stories for days based on this Dirty Little Secret and The Jubal Show kicks off the week with Wrong Move Monday!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Then Jewel Show on demand. Ladies and gents, this is
the moment you've waited for. The Jewel Show is here.
Get your butt at the front door. We are super
villains ready to overtake the world, and we're gonna do

(00:21):
it in style. It's time for the best Ready go
you've heard in a while? Show. How exactly is your
day gonna go to day? Is it gonna be one
of those days where you just hired a personal assistant
and they're getting everything done and things are going great,
things are all taken care of, or one of those
days where you're on a work meeting and all of

(00:43):
a sudden the personal assistant that you just hired quit.
I literally texts you and says say, I don't think
this is for me, and getting their car and leaf
and then you're like, well, what am I gonna do now?
I'm saying that because that would not be the best day,
And that actually happened. Alex and I hired a personal assistant,
right because we got a lot of stuff going on.
We do the show together, which is work and then
kids and then I can't keep track of anything. Ever,

(01:07):
so during your meeting, I think it was that she's
just like, look, I'm not bad. I'm I'm terrible at
the organization. She's probably like, I'm tired of dealing with
trying to organize that guy when I can't be organized.
In the middle of a meeting, we had a text
mess and said, hey, guys, I really had fun, but
I don't think this is for me. And then gone
doesn't even like wait until the work day, doesn't even
give two weeks, doesn't even give a week, doesn't even

(01:27):
give a day. She's like, you know what, I'm out
of here. Yeah, that bad. We haven't even had a
serious talk or anything. I used to joke around with
her all the time that she was still in money,
so maybe that was it. I'm like, I left a
dollar on this counter, or did you take it? Played?
She would laugh at it, but maybe she took it serious.
I don't know. She made witty comments back and she
played with us. I don't know anyway. But it's almost

(01:50):
time for your day. The vibration will tell you exactly
how your day is going to go. But if you
are a personal assistant or have some personal assistant experience
and you're out of a job, today could be your
lucky day. Yes, we're hiring eels quit. Okay, I just
want someone if they're going to quit, to have a
conversation about it. Thanks Evan and give us. But seriously,
if you want to be our personal assistant, email us
on air at the Jewelshow dot com. That's on air

(02:12):
at the Jewilshow dot com. Now it's time very daily
vibration by doing your one card tarot draw. So while
I sit here shelf on my cards, you should think
of a question that's going to help yourself gain clarity
on a situation that's going on in your life, something
that you are having challenges on or not, and then
take the message that you get right now throughout your
day and be open minded and aware. I've had to
sign lately I've been seeing a lot of Mini Coopers

(02:32):
on the road. I mean that you need a Mini Cooper.
I don't know. I think it might mean that maybe
I'm missing home, like because they're English, or it's just
that we park next to each other every day and
I drive a Mini What I was gonna say, I'm like,
it could be that you're seeing a Mini Cooper a
lot because Christian just started on the show and he
drives one and you guys park right next to each other,
everybody at the same time. So why is it I'm weird.

(02:54):
I'm seeing Mini Coopers all over the place. It's just
the same one you all. Right, Here we go. I'm
shuffling my cards and I'm about to pick your card
that you need to know for a message today. Okay, okay,
I'm sure you've had plenty of time to think of
a question. So here we go. Oh, onwards and upwards.
It's the Aid of Pentacles, and I love this card

(03:15):
because the only way to get to where you want
to be is to change what you're doing right now.
And the eighths and taro represent work and change. The
Aid of Pentacles is all about mastering a trade or
skill development leading into financial success because Pentacles represents work
in finances, family stability, all of that. So when this
card appears in a tarot reading, it shows that a
recent change in jobs happen or financial circumstances like purchasing

(03:36):
a new home or expanding a family new baby, and
you have to concentrate and have sheer determination to master
this new skill with work. And if you're currently like
in an unhappy situation or state in life, and not
currently engaged in pursuing your goals, then ask yourself what
you could do to learn or create to better yourself
and your circumstances. There you go. Sorry, just think about

(03:56):
the thing that's screwing you up and then change it.
You can never change the outside world for your happiness
or your contentment. You can't. You just can't. The only
change that can happen for you is with yourself. That's it.
If you don't like feeling a certain way, or you're
beating yourself up because you can't get to somewhere in
your career. There's been so many times in my life
where I've just been nothing but frustrated. I don't know
anybody that likes to feel frustrated. You, guys, I don't

(04:18):
know anybody that likes to feel frustrated. Guess what, if
you feel frustrated, you're doing that to yourself. So you
have to change inside in order to not feel frustrated
so you can get further. Yep. I feel like a
lot of people just don't put the work in. So
everybody is capable of hard work, and that's what this
card is showing. I think it's also empowering. I'm glad
that you're saying this that like, if you are unhappy,
just take time to find out what is making you
unhappy and how you can make yourself happier. It's empowering

(04:39):
to know I can make these changes and do this myself.
I really can't. I'd be willing, though, because a lot
of people will say I want to do this, I'm
gonna do this something they don't, and it could be
minor things, and it could just be nothing that even
takes that much hard work. Is just making a few
minor changes throughout your day but still not doing it
because of whatever laziness or just not believing in yourself.
Whatever it is, you can do it. I think back
to school because like I used to think I was
terrible at math, but I actually studied for a math

(05:01):
take a night. If you're putting in the world, apply yourself.
You know I tried and I still filed. Okay, he
might actually just be bad at that's not for everybody.
I always thought I was bad at math too, because
I cheated all through school. And guess what, I'm still
bad at math and I don't care. All right, guys,
Remember I close out the daily vibration with the daily affirmation,
So I have faith in myself and in my abilities.

(05:29):
Have a great day. That was your daily vibration. All right.
Remember you can follow the show on social media. At
the Jewel Show, you can follow all of us individually.
I'm at Jewel Fresh, I met that Dreas, I'm at
Evan on the radio, and I'm at Christian Gray Snowebil
Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone, Frank Mornings. It's
time for your brand new phone prank in Every retirement
party needs a stripper, right, I think so? I think so.

(05:50):
And Stephen is on the phone right now because he
wants to prank his girlfriend Daniella. Apparently she has a
side job where she bakes cakes for parties. And Stephen,
you deliver the cakes that she makes if they're local.
Hey guys, Yeah, yeah, I do. Okay. And you said
you want to call her because you are delivering a
cake for a retirement party right now, and you want
me to make her think that they've asked you to

(06:12):
strip as well. Yeah, so go crazy. I love that. Okay,
all right, well, I'll call her right now. I might
need your help in the phone calls. Just stay close
and I might need your help. Okay, here we go,
I'll call her right now. Hi, I'm looking for Danielle.

(06:40):
My name is Rod Pompeo, and I'm one of the
attendants at the retirement party. And we are not happy.
Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Um, does everything okay? Like?
Did the cake make it there? Yes, the cake made
it here. And the strapping young man that brought the
cake is refusing to take his shirt off. Oh wait, no,
no, no no, no, no, no no. This is a retirement

(07:03):
party for one of my best friends and they couldn't
even get on the phone right now because they are
very upset. They ordered a cake from you because they
thought your cakes were also cute, and we were assured
that also the person delivering the cake would provide the entertainment,
and none of that has happened. The cake is here.
We don't even know if it's delicious yet because we
planned on eating it off of his chest. So no, no, no, no, no, yes,
yes sorry if I don't know who you hired to

(07:27):
strip for this retirement party, but they are not doing
their job. I need something done now. Hum. I'm gonna
just put him on the phone. I'm just gonna put
him on the phone. Hold on one second. Okay, oh okay,
hey babe, are you there? Like what's going on? Like
they think I'm the stripper? Like what did you tell him? Really?

(07:49):
What did I tell them? I didn't say anything, like
they obviously you told him something. He said, they're not
letting me leave anything. I'm a stripper, now, sure off.
Oh no, give me the phone, Give me that phone.
You can't take your shirt off. No, you're not taking
your gim off. Give me the phone right now. Give
me that phone, Stephen, give me the phone. I want

(08:10):
to talk to her. Will you stop talking to give
me the phone. Oh my god, this is Rod again.
Have you talked to your employee yet, because I I
don't know if you heard me. Was just asking him
to take off his shirt, which is what happens when
you hire a stripper for a retirement party and he's
still not doing it. He's not. He's so sorry you
got confused. He's not a stripper though. Yes he is

(08:32):
delivering locally, like got the cake? Got the cake? Got
the cake? Need the cheeks? Oh no, no, no, I'm
sorry you won't be getting any chease. I'm really sorry.
I apologize. I don't know where these came. Excuse me,
but okay, how long have you been baking, dear? How
long you had your little business? Um for a while now, Like,
I'm sorry, but like, please don't be rude with me,

(08:54):
Like I don't want to have to, you know, like
be rude back. Why do you what do you ask? Okay, well,
this standard needs at a retirement party is a cake
and a stripper. You should know that. So I don't
even know why you would bother sending a cake without
the dancer. This guy says he can't even dance. Stephen
is his name? Um, yeah, yeah, that's my boyfriend. And
I'm sorry, that's a little scared. There's no retirement parties

(09:17):
with the strippers. Are you telling me that you sent
your boyfriend to strip at this retirement party? That's weird.
I asked for a single stripper. That is weird that
you would send your boyfriend to do that. I don't
support that. He is not stripping here, no, Surrey, I'm sorry,
we're just taking the cake. Um, oh my god, I
don't even know what's going on anymore. I'll tell you
what's going on. Your boyfriend, Stephen is still on the phone.

(09:39):
And this is the Jewel Show and he wanted to
do a phone prank on you. My name's Jewish Minds
English even I'm Christian Gray Snow and Stephen Stephen here's
still there. Yeah, oh my god, I'm like sweating bullets
over here. You're sweating bullets. I am too. I've been
waiting forever for Stephen to take I'm a shirt. Yeah,

(10:02):
I almost start. I have to give him up for
the day. The Jebel Show on demand, It's time four
of the Roses only on the Jibil Show. Harris is
on the phone today for a War of the Roses
to catch cheatern who thinks that his fiance might be
cheating on him. What's going on? Why do you think
your fiance is cheating on you? Uh? This, it's a

(10:22):
bunch of things. But recently she's been she's been taking
these walks, right, she never used to take walk before,
and she now she's saying, I'm taking walks to go
see my family. I need to talk to my family.
She doesn't even like her family, so I'm I don't
understand why she's walking so much. Has she talked to
her family on the phone before? Yeah, Yeah, I've heard
her talk to her family and you know, they don't

(10:44):
really get along. But now she you know, she's taking
a walk. She's taking walks to talk to her family,
and it's like, you know, does she not think? It's
like so obvious. Look, I have no idea, you know.
Sometimes I'm like, you know, can I walk with you?
She's like, no, I gotta discuss this with my family.
Is your birthday coming up? My birthday? Yeah, it actually is.

(11:05):
She might be planning a birthday party for you. Yeah,
I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, she's not good
at surprises, so no, I don't think that's it. How
long have you guys been together? This is two years? Okay,
So don't you tell your fiance things, you know, especially
if you're not getting along with your family, like you've
been to your significant other. Yeah that's true, But if
you're on a phone call, I wouldn't exactly want my

(11:27):
girlfriend to hear there. She she usually talks to me.
She always comes to me. She always been to me,
but recently she hasn't been doing that. So if she's
having problems with her family and she's not talking to me,
it just it just feels weird. You know, so she's
not talking to you about her family, But now she
started taking walks to talk on the phone to her
family that she doesn't even like. I'm alone walked. I
don't understand. He's never walked like this before. Have you

(11:50):
followed her? No? No, no, I've never I've never followed her. Really,
you've never ever thought about getting in your car and
following her? Of course I've thought about it. What I
called you guys first, All right, well that's a good idea.
I'm glad you did that. We'll see if we can
catch her. Is there any other reason that you think
that she might be at least talking to someone else.

(12:11):
It just it just feels weird, you know, you usually know,
you know, you can feel even when we're when we're
laying together in the bed, it just feels like she's
distant and I don't understand why. And it's been like
that for a little while. Okay, yeah, I mean you
we need kind of get that feeling in your gut.
A lot of times it is right. So you got
that gut feeling that she might be cheating on you,
and all of a sudden, she started taking these weird
hour long walks to quote unquote talk to her family

(12:33):
that she doesn't even talk about right now with you.
And in fact, when are you guys supposed to get married?
We're getting married October twenty seven. Oh congrats, well soon? Yeah,
I mean that's hopefully she's not. I mean that's coming
right up on your wedding. Have you thought of a
way that we could call her that wouldn't be suspect. Yeah,
I've been thinking about this. So we we recently had

(12:54):
some some fraud happened on our credit cards. So I
told her that the bank would possibly called the day
and to answer any calls. So hopefully she answers, Well,
that's good, thanks for doing the hard work. I appreciate that. So, um,
you've told her to answer phone she expected the bank
to call. I could call from the bank and just
say I'm sorry, you guys are having trouble. I can't
really help you with anything, but I can send you

(13:15):
some flowers. Well, I mean their wedding is coming up,
so like, why don't you do something with the wedding thing. Yeah,
that's what I'm thinking. We could maybe do something with
the wedding that might be better. Actually, Oh, you know
what we can do so so recently, you know, we
we bought a lot of stuff for the bridesman and uh,
the bridesman, sorry, like the bridesmaids. Right, yeah, okay, recently, yeah,

(13:37):
we bought we've bought a lot of stuff for the
for the wedding party. Rights, and um, we missed a
call recently from from from the store. So she's gonna
answer the phone. She's gonna answer the phone. So you
can just be from from the place that we purchased
all of the stuff for the for the wedding party. Okay,
that makes more sense. That's probably easier than the bank.
All right, Um, what's the well, I'll get the name

(13:59):
of the place. Suff will play a song, so we'll
play a song, come back, and then we'll call from
there and offer her something to send to you, hopefully
you and see if she gives us your name where
someone else is Okay, okay, all right, we'll do next
Insidjewal show in the middle of warre the Roses to
catch a cheater, and Paris is on the phone and
he thinks that his fiance might be cheating on him.

(14:20):
Their wedding is coming up very soon actually, but lately
she started taking really long walks to talk to her family.
She doesn't like her family. They don't really talk very much.
She also hasn't been talking to him about problems with
the family, and he's offered to go on the walks
with her, and she says no because she doesn't want
him to hear the conversations. Could be that she's planning
something for the wedding, could be, you know, a number

(14:41):
of things. But he says, in his gut he thinks
that she's talking to someone else and that she's cheating
on him. So we're about to call her from one
of the companies that they got a bunch of stuff
for the wedding from and offer her a special gift
to send her her romantic love interest, who should be
the person she's about to marry, Harris Ben see if
he gives if she sends it to him, she gives
U somebody else's name. I don't even know what I'm
gonna give her yet, but like a well, we'll figure

(15:04):
it out, all right, Paris, you're ready to go? All right,
I'm gonna doll her phonel right now here we go. Hello, Hi,

(15:25):
this is Pugo calling from I was looking for Crystal.
This is she just calling you to say thank you
for your business and I hope that you've had a
good experience working with us. I know your wedding's coming
up soon, and we're very excited about that. I am
super excited. It's been a lot, but you guys have
been good. It's so hard to plan these things, and

(15:46):
we're glad that we could be there for you. Thank you. Yeah,
and I know you ordered some gifts from us to
give to your wedding party, and that's very nice, very
nice of you. It's gonna be awesome. I hope it's
gonna be awesome. It's coming up, I know it is.
You must be nervous a little bit, Yeah, I bet, well,

(16:07):
don't worry. Let us take a little load off. We
want to give you a gift for all your business
and say thank you. We just wanted to offer a
groom box. Oh that's so nice. Well, you don't even
know what a groom boxes, do you? It's free. I
like it already. A groom box is it's just a
little gift of like, I don't know, stuff that guys like,

(16:27):
you know, some lotions and some shaving stuff. And also
there's some fun little naughty things for the wedding night
in there. That's kind of fun. It normally costs one
hundred and forty nine dollars ninety five cents, but we
just wanted to offer you one for free to send
to you're the groom in your life, soon to be
your husband. Okay, So this isn't like an extra cost

(16:48):
because we've already spent a lot. No. No, it's literally
just a way to say thank you. It's just a
fun little gift too, fair enough. So yeah, it's you
don't have to do anything. It's just our way of
saying thank you. So we would love to just send
this out. It also has some flowers that come with
it too. It'll go directly to him, yea. And it
won't even really look like it's from us. It kind
of just looks like it's from you. So it's kind

(17:09):
of like a nice gesture. Am I gonna be able
to put like a little card with it or something? Yeah?
Of course? Yeah, all I need Um, I do have
your address. I would just need a name and if
it's a different address, a different address, and then whatever
you'd want to put on the card and I can
send it out. Okay, Um, so actually I'm going to

(17:29):
give you a different address, okay, and we're gonna make
it a little creative. You have an inside joke I
want you to say on the little card. I wanted
to say something like just a few more weeks and
then I'll be a married woman. What'll we do then? Like,
he'll get it, he'll get it. Well, I can put

(17:52):
that on there. I'm gonna ask you for it again
in a second, just because I didn't write that down.
You said it quickly. But first, can I have his
name and then we'll get to the rest of it. Yeah,
it's gonna be Jake. J A K E j A K. Okay.
Where are you going on your honeymoon? By the way,
we're thinking Hawaii. Oh that's nice. I don't want to

(18:15):
push you in any direction. You probably already got a book.
But have you thought of Paris? Have I thought of Paris? Paris? No?
M no, no, Well it is a lovely place to visit.
I'm sure we're going tropical though, yeah, my tropical time.
I just think you said I should have thought of Paris,

(18:36):
since that's the guy you're supposed to marry and not Jake.
But I'm sorry. I don't think I heard you. What
did you just say? Well, I said, I think the
name of your fiance is Paris and not Jake. And
you were sending this to Jake and then saying something
about being a married woman. What do we do? So,
who's hold on? Who are you? Who? What is going
on here? This is actually the Jewel Show. My name

(18:58):
is Jewel and my name's Alex. Money is English and Paris,
your fiance is on the phone because he thought you
might be cheating on him. And I'm sure we all
would love to know. Yeah, yeah, my name is not Jake.
My name is Paris. So yeah, I pleased him. He
was Jake Crystal. Okay, this is ridiculous. No way, m
m no. I'm so I'm trying to I'm trying to

(19:20):
get everything done over here, Okay, I'm trying to do everything,
and now you're putting this in my plate like you're
trying to do everything, but you're sending something something to
some guy named Jake. So this is the person you've
been talking to on these walks right when you're talking
to your family. What I knew it? Oh my god,
this is this is how This is how women act.
I knew this. I knew women act? What are you

(19:44):
an export and women? All this time? You can't even
find my car? Okay, come on, okay, oh my god,
and your family won't be able to find out. Whining
to either because it's all, well, we've already spent all
the money, and what's this? I'll be a married woman soon.
So what do we do? So? What are you doing?
Tell me? What what you doing? What are you doing

(20:06):
with Jake? All right? Oh do you want it? You
really want to know, Paris? You really want to know?
Jake listens to me when I have stuff to say. So, yeah,
I've been talking to Jake. Okay, but that's it. Why
are you getting married? Look, we put your time and
money into this. We can't just wow. You can call
it off, and you probably should. Oh he's already called off.

(20:26):
It's already called act. I've been texting while we've been talking.
It isn't call it all. We're done, Crystal, We're done this. No,
this is not happening. No, yes is happening. Yes, it's
happening because I don't need who is sake? I don't
even know who the guy is? Yo, you know if
you knew anything about my life. Um, when you weren't
there for the cake tasting, Jake was. He was there.

(20:48):
He worked at the place, and he helped me taste
the cake. I can't believe you gonna blame this on me. Well,
I mean, not a lot of brides to be have
to taste their cake all on their own. Okay, And
I'm just sitting they're looking stupid and so yeah, he
sat down next to me. He was a human. He
ate with me and we had a connection. And why
would you want to get married though? That's confusing, You're confused.

(21:10):
I'm confused. Okay, I didn't know. I'm going to be
in the Indian like this all confused. No, Christ's so
you're you're you're, you know, me with someone who's happen
planning on a wedding. What we're talking, We're just talking,
that's it. Jake. Listen. Well, what about the note that
you said? You said, like, once you're a married woman,

(21:32):
then what are you guys gonna do? What does that mean? Well,
because you can't talk to another man when you're married.
What you're doing going to be married soon? You're not
supposed to do when your fiance either. Yeah, it's not
like life is like black and white. Okay, there are
gray areas and I'm in one. No, no, this is
very black and white. This is very black and white.
You know what, We're done. We're done. How black and

(21:55):
white is that? Don't say that? What do you mean
you're cheating on him? Yeah, and you're about to marry
this guy, Paris. We can work this out. Okay, No, no,
we can't work this out. You said, we're just talking.
You're supposed to be talking to me, Crystal, So we're done. Well, Paris,
I'm sorry you had to hear that. And Crystal, good

(22:15):
luck with Jake. Whatever freakin rig the Jewels Show on demand,
jebils dirty little secret, your dirty little secret text in
four one O six one. If you have a secret,
you can tell us anything. Nobody will know who you are,
so you're free to say whatever. So we got another
anonymous listener on to tell us a dirty little secret.

(22:37):
All right, whatever your name is, what's your dirt little secret?
All right? So it's kind of like a bad one.
But at the same time, whatever, I did it already anyways,
So I'll give you a little bit of background on
the whole story. So my family's kind of crazy a
little bit like and we're kind of like a mess.
I guess you can say that is just so you

(22:59):
know that is every single family in the world is
a bit crazy and a bit of a mess. You
ever meet those are where they say that they're like,
we're also crazy, Like you can meet my family will
be like, well they're nuts, and you go over there
like you're some of the most born people I've ever met.
How do you think that? Well, with my family, a
lot of us have been I personally haven't, but a

(23:19):
lot of us have been kind of in and out
of jail. We're really dysfunctional. Yeah, okay, um, so like
my dad, for instance, my dad's pretty much been in
and out of jail my whole life, um so. Um
and his brother, same thing, my uncle, um, and he's
actually the most recent person in our family to actually,

(23:39):
um get locked up. Okay, but is that the thing
that like the secret has not many people know that
a lot of your family have been arrested like that? No?
Um so, Well, for instance, my uncle, like I was saying,
he's the one, he's the most recent one to go
to jail, and the reason his charge is Branda auto.
He does. But it's not even like it was just

(24:01):
like one time. He's done it, Like he's done it
multiple times, and he just hasn't ever been caught, you know,
and the whole family knew about it too. Okay, this
is where I guess it kind of gets a little
messed up. So my uncle owed me four hundred bucks
and he decided he wasn't going to pay me. And
I was like, all right, you don't want to pay
me my money? And I've asked him repeatedly, and it's like,

(24:23):
come on, you boost cars like you have, You're always
flown in cash around and you won't give me my
four hundred dollars Like yeah, right, Like, come on, do
something about it. But um so, what I ended up
actually doing is I reported his boosting cars to the police.

(24:46):
I did. I turned him in, I gave him the tip,
and now he actually is in jail. Wow, he's actually sentenced.
You did well for like any moral reason. It was
the fact that he owed you money. Yeah, I mean yeah,
Like I mean I didn't really care. Like like I said,
We've known for years, So it wasn't like I didn't
do it because my guilty conscience or anything like that
it's just like, you give me my money back. Yeah,

(25:08):
for all I had to do is give me the
Foriger bucks and that probably would be walking around right now.
That's amazing, exactly. Too bad there wasn't a reward for him,
so you could have got the reward turning him in.
There was probably more than Forier bucks. Yeah, oh no,
there was a reward. Oh nice cash rewards or how
much I sting on the cake for a thousand bucks

(25:28):
money on the deal. That's an invested money. I'm gonna
start hanging out with some ward friends that do crime
so I can turn them in and make money on
the money they owe me. He had to come ja, Yeah,
I mean at first I felt kind of bad, and
you know, and that's why I'm like calling now, because
I just kind of wanted to see it and get
it out of my body in my head, you know.
But then I thought, and I was like, if you're

(25:50):
gonna keep stealing cars, I'm actually doing everybody a favor
and maybe he can think about what he did and
from out a better man. I hope. There you go. Yeah,
hopefully nobody in your family recognizes your voice, right or
I hope not. You're listening. Well, thank you for I
won't be lending any more money, that's for sure, or
if you do, flip it into some more by turning

(26:10):
them in. Good job. Yea, thank you for telling us
your dear little secret than the Jewel Show on Demandcome
to the i n N, the Idiot News Network where
idiots aren't just in the news. For Monday, March seventh,
twenty twenty two. I'm Jewel Fresh and sure companies like
Microsoft and the Lego Group have some fun office perks
for their employees, but nothing like what one company is

(26:32):
allowing their employees to enjoy on the job at the office.
Hear what that is in just a second. But first,
let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and Shana Mulker,
ex wife of Blink one eighty two drummer Travis Barker,
who's now engaged to Corny Kardashian is consistently back in
the news for some reason, and have some big news
to share. Okay, I mean the Chevan But today I'm

(26:52):
a wee Scottish boy, so get ready for my story.
I'm Christian Gray Snow and after hearing today's story, I
may start answering every single phone call that comes my way. Okay,
you'll hear the other stories in just a second before
your first story of the day in the n ND,
the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.
The Google Microsoft lego for their employees. Right, they have cafeterias,
dry cleaners, massa. You can do anything, really if you

(27:14):
want some of them. Right. Well, there's one company, it's
a European company, and they just announced that they're going
to be letting their employees take thirty minute breaks on
the job in the office too. I don't know. So
the technical term reading is masticate, right, they're not going
to be masticating. Yes, they've actually put a pod in
their building and you're allowed to take one thirty minute

(27:34):
break a day to go and do that. That's an
office where nobody shakes hands. I guarantee you that would
be so happy. I would joke around with everybody. I'd
be like, dude, I'll be right backs. I have no shame,
have no shame. You're wondering what the company is because
you want to go get a job. Strip Chat it's
an adult website, so that doesn't really suffice. So anyway,

(27:56):
they're getting rid of smoking breaks and they're allowing stroking breaks.
Is the i n N the idiot news network where
its aren't just in the news for our next story
the day, Let's send it on over to Alex Fray.
She was where are you gonna take a break right now? Well,
I'm in around that pod along with Shana I can't
say her name is weird SHANEA. Molcherler. Her first ex husband,

(28:19):
trous Barker, is now engaged, according Kardashian, so yeah, he's
in being the news a lot. Now she's trying to
be in the news like a weird thing. She hasn't
been the news in twenty years, So what she's going
to be so happy that her ex is hooking up
with a Kardashian that when are you happy for your
ex after you move on? Right? Happy? She's not happy.
I just mean she's happy because she gets back in
the news because she's attention or yeah, she announced that

(28:41):
she's pregnant with her fourth child. Well, because that's a
high risk getting up there. I don't care les she's pregnant.
I'm just like, wow, she got pregnant to stay in
the news, Like wow, There's no such thing as bad press. Right,
that's the title of her memoir. This is the i
n N, the Idiot News Network, where idiots aren't just
in the news, they report the news. For a story
of the day, let's send it on over to English. Evan,

(29:02):
who is sitting across from me just eating cream cheese? Why?
Just eating a bunch of cream cheese? Why am play
intro so weird? How are you speaking sir? What are
you doing? Yeah? I actually do you just eat cream
cheese when I'm home? It's not on anything? No, not
on anything something. Oh my god. Anyway, So for a
whole school year, I'm with a new pupil who managed

(29:24):
to convince his Scottish high school classmates and teachers that
he was just a regular pupil. But eventually pupil student. Okay,
I'm like an eye. No, no, he's not nice. You
don't hear pupil much anymore. Yeah, days he's a student.
But eventually the teenager who called himself Brandon Lee was
exposed as an impostor, called Brian McKinnon a thirty year
old man. Didn't you already do this story? No? No,

(29:45):
this is just happening. A lot is happening all over
the place, breaking news right here. This is the I
n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just
in the news. They report the news. Because welcome back
to continued coverage of pupil gad jacket is happening at
the time constantly. It's becoming a very serious issue. Yeah,

(30:08):
that's that's why I'm bringing it to the light. This
is the I n N, the Idiot News Network where
idiots aren't just in the news. For our next story
of the day, Letts sent it on over to Christian
Gray Snow, who is on location in New South Wales, Australia.
I'm very far away today and start answering every freaking
phone call that you get, Okay, because this lady she
bought a lottery ticket and started getting a lot of

(30:29):
phone calls from random numbers, and like all of us,
she ignored them because she thought they were telemarketers, stammers, etc.
And she said, I received several phone calls and emails
straight after the draw, but I didn't recognize anything, so
I ignored it. I ignored everything for a few days.
And then they have like an online lottery account there,
and so she logged in and she was like, oh,
there's seventy two thousand, five hundred and eighty dollars and
fifty cents in here. Okay, she had one and had

(30:50):
not been answering the calls to claim her prizes. So
I stopped answering my phone for kind of the opposite reason.
People were always calling me going like, hey you, oh,
seventy two thousand dollars from this credit card? Are you
ever gonna pay it? On the repart, guy was outside
of my house like, hey, we want that nineteen ninety
seven Honda accord. You're gonna give it up? And I
was like, try to get in the garage. No, let's see.

(31:15):
You about to lose your job, lady. And that means
the I n N is done for the day. Lose
yo job. You're about to lose yo job. About to
lose yo job. Listen. And that was the I n N,
the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.
They soon in tomorrow same time for another hard hitting

(31:36):
report from the I n N. Remember, you can follow
the show on social media. At the Jewel Show, follow
all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at
that Dreas, I'm at Evan on the radio and I'm
a Christian Gray snow the Jewel Show on demand. It's
another jewbil phone frame day mornings. That's twenties. Hello is

(31:59):
that's crest a far Christopher? This is Yes, this is him,
Hey Christopher, how are you? My name's Frank. I don't
think we actually spoke on the phone. But you stayed
at my airbnb and Fort Lauderdale just a few weeks ago.
Oh yes, yeah, yeah, I is there a problem? Um,

(32:21):
there is no problem at all. I just like to
call up some of the people that have stayed in
my um and my house and ask them if they
enjoyed their experience. Oh yeah, yeah, I thought we had
left it on the common card. But yeah, we had
a great time. It was it was fantastic. Yeah. Um, well,

(32:43):
I'm glad to hear that. And and other than my Airbnb,
what did you think of, um, the Fort lauder the
Fort Lauderdale aread you did it help you guys kind
of rekindle that flame of yours? You know? Uh? It
really did. Uh. It's it's a great city, you know. Uh.

(33:05):
You're welcome to stay whenever. I think I told you that,
and I even if I'm home I'd be willing to
let you stay in one of the rooms. I hadily
be somewhere else, all right, pausit or wherever you want
me to be. What is the point to all of this?
I'm sorry. I thought this was like a customer satisfaction survey. Yeah,

(33:27):
well yes it is. And it's also an Airbnb owner
satisfaction survey. I'm old and rich, okay, and I would
love to um for you to stay at my Airbnb
again with your wife and rekindle the flame and rekindle
the love again. I'd be happy to pay you for it. Okay. Now,

(33:49):
now you're you're crossing a line, and if I could
also be there with you, I would pay extra Listen
to this was kind of cute and funny at first,
and now it's just getting creepy and you're really starting
to hit me. Okay, I'm sorry about that. I didn't
mean to make you angry. I actually meant to make

(34:11):
you love me, all right, buddy, I fell in love
with you that weekend. What the hell did you just say? Well,
I was saying that I think that maybe things have
dried up as far as your marriage goes to your wife,
and I would love to step into those shows. Oh Jesus,
I I saw you two on the ring camera that

(34:36):
I have outside. I do admit, I sorry if that's
an overstep, but I do have a security camera recording. Oh,
I just as security cameras outside. I didn't see anything bad,
but I just saw you, and I saw the two
of you, and I could sense something in you, and

(34:57):
I fell in love instantly. Hell is this now? I
do have a walker and sometimes need assistance getting up
the stairs, but I saw those arms of yours and
I'm pretty sure you could carry me anywhere. So what
do you say, a soldier? You're a crazy I may
be crazy, maybe crazy and love. Call me whatever you want,

(35:20):
call me old and rich, and we'll want to make
an offer with you three hundred thousand dollars for the weekend.
Oh that dude, I'm not doing that for any amount
of money. Well, I'll just let you know. It's a
prank phone call, and this is actually Jewel from The
Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and your
wife Brianna. Say you up? Yeah, she said you stated

(35:40):
a weird Airbnb a few weeks ago, and you're you're
joking about how someone's probably watching you, so I wanted
to creep you out a little bit. Oh my god, man,
I thought I was gonna have to call the police.
The Jewel Show on Demand First day follow up. Margie
is on the phone today for a first date follow up,
and Marge met a guy named Dale. You know that

(36:03):
old story how Margie met Dale, Jack and Jale romantic comedy.
It was a big one of the biggest romantic comedies
of the late nineties. How Margie met Dale? I think,
But this isn't like that, because now Margie isn't getting
a call back and she doesn't know why. What's up, Margie?
Before we get into everything, how long has it been
since your date with Dale? It's been a week unto date,

(36:25):
about a week, okay? And how many times have you
reached out to Dale in that week? I texted him twice,
so it didn't really want to go overboarding scare him away,
but clearly that didn't work. Okay, So you've heard nothing? Yeah,
basically nothing, Okay. Tell us about the date first Well,
we actually had a zoom date and I'm not kidding

(36:45):
about this. It was magical right until about my roommate
showed blackout drunk and ruined date. What okay, So you
guys met up on zoom and then your drunk roommate
came home in the middle of your zoom date. Yeah? Yeah,
how did it get ruined? So my roommate sit in
the door, blackout, drunk and was just crying on about
boyfriend and falling everywhere knocking stuff over. Oh gosh, I

(37:10):
didn't know what to do because you really need my help.
So yeah, so you so you logged off a zoom
ended your date so you could take care of your roommate.
That really happened. That's allably could be why he's not
calling me back, all right, And the date was good
up until your roommate showed up and ruined everything. Yeah,
it was absolutely amazing. We have so much chemistry. The
conversation was fantastic, and he's so hot, like he's released

(37:33):
nine of the ten having a zoom date? Was that weird?
Is that your first zoom date or U zoom and
all the time these days? No, I mean I've had
some long distance relationships before, so I've I've done it before.
So when you like went to go log off, what
was that conversation like? To wrap it up? I mean
I was just kind of explaining how sorry I felt for,

(37:54):
you know, how how much of a mess the whole
date had went. But he seemed to just kind of
understand about it. And you would think, like, I don't
know why you wanted to meet again be upset at
you right for your roommate coming home hammered and crying
and needing help, Like, I don't know why he would
be upset at you for that. So I was just

(38:16):
I just apologized a lot, and I was just explaining
how so I was for the inconvenience and I feel terrible,
and he seemed okay with it. Yeah, I mean, I
don't know why he would be upset at you or
not want to call you back. Is there anything else
you can think of that went wrong during your date
with Dale? No, you know, honestly, that was it. I
thought we were a perfect match, and I really liked him.

(38:39):
I haven't liked anyone like that in a really long time.
I felt like there was a really big spark here
and I haven't even needed anyone for a while, so
I just felt like there was a really big connection. Okay, well,
we'll see if we can maybe get that connection logged
back on for you joke. Yes, yeah, but we'll see
if we can. We'll see if we get him on
the phone, find out why he's not calling you back,

(39:00):
and get you another date. Okay, okay, thanks gry All right,
we'll play a song come back and get your first
date follow up. Next, it's a jewel show in the
middle of your first date follow up. And in case
you missed it, Margie is on the phone and she
wants us to call a guy named Dale. Margie and
Dale went on a date. They didn't really go anywhere.
It was on Zoom. They were zooming and then everything,
according to Margie was going great. And that's when her

(39:23):
drunk roommate barged in the door and screwed things up.
I guess she was crying about her ex nagging things
over and then Margie had to log off of Zoom
to take care of her roommate. The guy seemed like
he understood, except since that day, Margie has not been
able to get a hold of him. He won't call
her back, won't text her back, he's just ghosted her completely.
So about to get him on the phone and find
out why? You're ready, Margie? Yeah, I'm ready, all right,

(39:45):
let's get it here. We get hello Dale? Uh yeah,
this is a Dale. What's up Dale? How are you? Um?

(40:06):
I'm good? Good? Help you? Yes you can. Sorry, I
should explain. This is a radio show called The Jewel Show,
and my name is Jewel, my name is Alex, my
name is Inglishevan. I'm Christian Graycenow calling you because we Yeah,
we got an email about you from one of our listeners.
Oh all right, um is I mean that's something that
you guys do you like regularly or all the time?

(40:29):
Every day? Every lie? That's all we do? Okay, Well,
what do you What do you want for me? Then?
I want to know why you're not calling Margie back? Well,
we all want to know. You know who wants to
know the most, Margie? What Margie? Yeah, Margie. You went
on a date with Margie. And we do a segment
on the show called the First Date follow Up where

(40:49):
if you go out on a date with someone and
then they end up you end up blowing them off,
they can email us to get you on the phone
and ask what happened. And Margie is wondering why you
haven't called her back after your zoom date with her? Oh, well, um,
I mean that's that's what happened. I mean we haven't
spoken since, um, but I honestly I didn't want to reply. Why. Well,

(41:15):
we were having the date and it was cool at first,
and okay, I looked at her camera. She she looks nice.
But then I looked at her room and all I
could see across the entire room was just unicorns. Unicorns
on the walls, unicorns on her bedspread. She had a

(41:37):
unicorn shirt on. And but the weirdest thing was she
didn't mention anything. She wasn't like, oh, by the way,
you know, do you like my unicorn room or you
like my unif? It was just there. We was just
unicorns everywhere, and I was just it was just normal
to her, and I was just like, um, okay, hey,

(42:00):
what's up with all the unicorns? To be honest, I
was really creeped out. Immediately it was I'm going to
be a dealbreaker. Zoom. It is a little immature. Yeah,
I mean, it's just it's immature, and it's it's just
not cool. I mean, immediate vibe was was something weird,
and I just didn't want to go any further. And

(42:21):
something happened. Something happened was like her roommate came in,
it started throwing up, And honestly, I'm actually really glad
because I was like, oh, looks, let's like you're busy.
I'll let you go. I love that her roommate, marging
in was not as bad as the unicorn. Right, I
feel like you'll want to puke too looking at all
these you knows same? Yeah, okay, so that's it, just

(42:43):
the unicorns. Honestly, yeah, I mean she was. She was nice.
I don't want to sound like a mask. I mean
she's nice. Thank you for being honest with us, man,
I appreciate that. Also, I need to be honest with
you and let you know that Margie is actually on
the phone listening and wants to talk to you. You
don't want unicorns? What the hell doesn't like the unicorn?
Who are you mad about it? Unicorn rate? Yeah? Um,

(43:06):
high Dale, are you a psychopath? Like? Why don't you
like unicorns? Martie? It's cool you like unicorns. I'm not
against that. Um. I just you probably would find someone
more compatible with unicorn stuff. And are you there, Margie?

(43:28):
What the hell is your problem? This is what I'm
talking about. I think there's uh some issues. Yeah, so
what I love unicorns and I also love you? What what?
Oh my god? What you love him? Oh my god?
I mean if it was love at first sight? Oh

(43:49):
over the internet. You didn't tell us it was love
at first sight. I said it was a first zoom date, Margie. Well,
I mean I was the first sight the technically, yes, Hey, look,
you know that's cool. Like like I said, if you
heard me on the phone, I mean it was it
was nice. You were you were nice. Um, you seem cool.

(44:10):
I just I just don't think we're a match. I
just don't think we're a match. Um. I'm just not
a big fan of unicorn, so like I don't know
elephants more. Um, well, screw you, Dale, how's that more normal?
Stop thinking of unicorns. You're always doing that. Boy, Well
it's very relevant that the whole things about the damn

(44:34):
un I was just gonna ask a question right now.
Just make sure we're all clear. Margie. I know you're
upset about the unicorn thing, and I'm sorry. You like
what you're like. It's all good, okay? And um, Dale,
would you like to go on another date with Margie?
We'll pay for it. Um, Honestly, I think I'm gonna

(44:54):
have to pass. But Margie, I do want to say,
you seem like a willing nice girl. You were funny
and you you were nice. Um. I think it's cool
you have a passion unicorns. Um, but I don't so well.
I think no. I think you made your point man.

(45:16):
Thank you, Dale, and I appreciate Margie. I think you
should just appreciate Dale and his honesty because you could
you imagine, I know that you like him a lot.
Could you imagine if you guys did start dating and
then you found out about the unicorn thing later, because
you know sometimes people do that. Dale could have lied
to you and been like, I love unicorns, and then
three months in he's like, dude, I didn't really like
unicorns that much. Yea, Then then how would that be?

(45:38):
That's actually pretty nice of Dale. Well, I mean, thanks
for being honest. Dale and I have had that happen
and it wasn't pretty what okay? All right, all right,
so so we're cool then true? Now yeah? Right, thank
you guys. It still seems like it worked out. Margie.

(46:00):
I can't wait for you to find a do the
lex unicorns and Dale? Thanks man, Godspeed. The Jewels show
on demand jubils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hello, Hey, what's
up A dirty Little Secret? Yes? Um okay, So this

(46:21):
past weekend I was cleaning out like my clothes and
my son's clothes and reorganizing and everything because he just
got some new clothes. Right. Yeah, Well, I have this
tub that was my clothes that I put all his
clothes in, and I had a little bag of say,
just you know, adult female things. Um okay. Well, while

(46:42):
I was cleaning, my son was with me, so I
put it away really quick because he was helping me
pull clothes out and stuff, and it was hidden. Well,
I thought I put it into this box. Um high up,
But I guess not because I'm a four twenty moms,
so you know my score twenty helps me clean. Get
in his diaper. Oh that's hilarious. Check his diaper bag

(47:04):
before taking him to school last night. When I was
trying to find it, I tore apart my room could
not find it. When I took him into staycare this morning,
I just asked his teacher, Hey, can I check his
bag real quick? He said, yeah, go ahead there and
behold underneath his blanket my full bag and still out
all over the bottom of his diaper bag. That's hilarious.

(47:26):
All of your adult toys. Wow, I mean it was
so mortifying. I mean, they didn't call me or anything.
So I'm hoping that they just because I have I
give them two blankets. I'm hoping they just didn't use
that second blanket and didn't see it. But yeah, so funny.
You're incredibly lucky your kid didn't whip it out and
be like, oh, look at my new toy. Yeah I know,
I know. I was so mortified. I almost want to

(47:49):
change his daycare now. Yeah. You go there on the
shelves of the daycare, the kids have been playing with stuff,
and they've put them up there, and you're like, oh no,
oh my job right next to the stuff. Don't show
and tell day I would have no, I would have
been like, okay, honey, let's let's go and we're never
coming back here again. I'm sure they probably they might
have gone in the bag and seen it, but they

(48:10):
didn't want to have that conversation with you. They probably
felt just as awkward as you, right, I mean, but
I'm also I'm already I already stick out like a
sore thumb. At that daycare, because you know, I'm a
I'm a younger mom. I walked up in there and
sweats and my son's of anarchy hoodie with my reaper
and blood hanging off of it, you know, and all
the other moms are tesla drive in salary making dress

(48:32):
wearing mom. So you can only imagine how worse this
makes me. Right, that's hilarious. They'll just own it because
it's funny. Like it's honestly, that's hilarious. One of the
greatest memories I have in my life is when Alex
and I were at the airport one time, and Alex
and I were married, if you didn't know that. On
our trip, we went to a store that for married
people can go to and buy things, you know. However,

(48:53):
so anyway, I was, I put it in my bag, right,
and I was actually thinking the whole way though, I'm like,
this hilarious, if if this can be so funny, if
TSA stops us because of this, sure enough, they tell
you to take anything bigger than a cell phone, and
it was bigger than figuring the cell phone for sure,
and I didn't take it out. And then we're putting
the bags through and I see the TSA agent one

(49:13):
go to the look at the other one and go
she waves her finger like came here, Oh my god.
And then the other one comes there and they're both away. Yeah.
Alex was like, oh my god, and she sp she
was gone. Guy. I was like, where's she going? And
I was just watching. I was like, this is gonna
be amazing. They're literally gonna have to check it in
front of me. This would be so funny. And then
they're looking at it and they're talking about it, and
I see him pointing at the screen and like going

(49:34):
like like pointing along the edge of whether and like
how I'm like, it's gonna happen. And then so I
get through. They pulled the bag aside and they have
to they open it up. That like anything sharp in
here that could you know, hurt them, Like no, any
you know whatever. But yeah, I was like it could,
but it's not. Yeah, it's not hurt. But she pulled up,

(49:55):
she pulled out the toiletry bag that or whatever bag
it was in a little bagget. She opened it up
and then she just pulled it out and just like yeah,
or they just wanted to do it to make somebody
feel uncomfortable, but they picked the completely wrong person. I
was like, we could do this for another half an hour.
This awkward, this is amazing. She did. She looked so uncomfortable.
She pulled it out and she kind of like dangled

(50:16):
it and looked at it and just like looked at
me and then just dropped it back in the bag, like,
oh my god. I was like, thank you experience, I'm
a nice day, and Alex was gone, it's funny. Um,
all right, well thank you for telling me you do
a little secret. Awesome? Did you will show on demand
for the weekend a female competitive eater down one hundred

(50:37):
McNuggets in just under fourteen minutes? Wow? And if you've
already got indigestion, I know what you're saying. That was dumb.
It is wrong move Monday where we make your Monday
better because you get to hear about other people doing
dumb shrimp sanigani and eating one hundred McNuggets in under

(51:03):
fourteen minutes, to me, is a definite wrong move. It's
competing with the toy very much. Yes, horrible move from me,
But we'll make your Monday better by hearing about other
people's dumb shortcake shortcakes, scrubbery ish, I have a wrong move. Okay.
So you know Tasha Ka the online bullied towards Cardi B. Yes,

(51:24):
and yeah she's suitor for defamation and slander and all
of that. That's the one that Cardi B sued. Yes,
sor she won four million dollars. So that was a
wrong move to talk about Cardi? Yeah, yeah, does she
have four million dollars to give? Cardi didn't have four
million in that was a wrong move. Yeah, wrong move

(51:44):
costs her four million dollars. Don't talk about people all
of a sudden. Your Monday's looking better, isn't it. You
don't know Cardi B four million dollars? Yes, my wrong
move Monday is you remember Sherry papini an You won
no refresh my memory? Okay. So she made national headlines
five years ago when she was reportedly kidnapped. Well, there's
been an arrest, but it wasn't the kidnappers, so was it?

(52:07):
It was Sherry? What she stays her own kidnappings national news,
faking her own kidnapping and she's been found slash caught guilty. Wow,
that's definitely a wrong move. Okay, yeah, she um she
actually blamed it on two Hispanic females that's not that's
not okay, messed up and the artist like had to

(52:28):
draw them and everything. I remember. I remember that story
because I everybody online was going, this is fake, like
it's something's like, it's really fake, like she's making it up.
And everybody was like, no, she's not. She's definitely not
because it seems super racist, and then it actually is
when yeah, you were right a long while. What a
psycho ship. She even like broke her nose and stuff
to make it long leg Could she go to jail

(52:49):
for something like this? She is going to go to
jail I think for about twenty five years. That's a
long time, So check it out. It's Monday. Do you
have indigestion? You might? Okay? But do you owe Cardi
B four million dollars? Probably not. Are you going to
spend twenty five years in jail for faking your own kidnapping?
Probably not. All of a sudden, your Monday is looking
a little bit better with these wrong moves, isn't it

(53:11):
all right? And y'all know I'm from North Carolina, but
today South Carolina people are making the wrong moves. Senator
Lindsay Graham called for the assassination of Russian leader is
he a leader? I don't know? And assassination and also
an American senator called for the assassination of Putin. Exactly
did he do it in private? On live TV? Okay,

(53:36):
my goodness, that is a very wrong move. Lute yea
if World War three starts here today on Monday, people,
you know why? Okay? Oh, Vladimir Putin is not a
guy you want to say that about, Okay, because obviously
he's nuts. He's willing to have the whole world against him. Yeah,
and he doesn't care all this. Dude, I don't know
if you know about Vladimir Putin. He jacked a Super

(53:57):
Bowl ring from Robert Kraft, the owner of the Patriots,
actually jacked it like he was in high school. I guess.
Robert Kraft was at the Kremlin for a party one
time and Vladimir Putin walked up to him and I
was like, hey, let me see the ring. And Robert
Kraft thinking well cool, I'm in basically the President's house.
Probably not going to get something stolen from me here, right,

(54:20):
Vladimir Putin said, let me see the ring, and Robert
Kraft gives him the ring and then and then vladimp
Puttin put it on, checked it out, and then just
walked away. Robert Kraft's wrong move Monday was to give
pot ring. Yeah, and I guess the Robert Craft, the
owner of the Batress, was looking at everybody like what
do I do? And the security just stood there and
said just like shaking their heads. That's the story that's

(54:42):
told about that. So if you're a senator, don't go
on live TV and say someone needs to assassinate this
man because I don't really don't want world War three?
D YEA, Yeah, I don't know, and not that this
is the first time we've asked Lindsay Graham to stop
talking about Lindsay please stop talking. Yeah, so it's wrong
Monday where we make you feel better about your Monday

(55:02):
by hearing about other people's wrong moves. Did you eat
one hundred McNuggets and under fourteen minutes last night? Probably not.
Do you owe Cardi b four million dollars for talking
trash online? Probably not? Did you fake your own kidnapping
and are facing twenty five years in prison? Probably not?
And did you possibly could you maybe have started World

(55:23):
War three? By something stupid you said on TV. Probably
not all of a sudden. Monday's great for us, isn't
It's also if you have a wrong move that you
think would make people feel better on a Monday, hit
us up at the Jewels Show. You can follow all
of us individually. I'm a Jel Fresh, I'm at that Trays,
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Gray Snow And you can always call us up eight
to eight, three four three, one oh six one. That

(55:43):
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