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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't call me stupid, all right? To call you stupid
would be an insult to stupid people.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I've worn dresses with higher IQs.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
But you think you're an intellectual? Dot you eight. It's
almost time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria
your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia for a fifty dollars Visa gift card.
So call us up right now if you want to
play eight eight eight three four three one oh six
one eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
(00:28):
You can also dm us at the Jubil Show or
go to the jubilshow dot com if you think you
have what it takes to relegate Victoria to a flickering
specter of faded glory, forever trapped in the haunted attic
of educational failure, whispering outdated trivia to a stack of
unopened encyclopedias while frantically refreshing her Wi Fi signal in
hopes of reconnecting to the dignity that she once had.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Wow, bro, what was that.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Good hard way of saying? If you want to beat Victoria,
I need it? What it was? If you want to
play replay. I'm right after this. It's the Jubil Show.
What am I some sort of a mentally challenged Aaron? No,
not even I didn't say that.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
It was like, why am I even listening to you?
To begin with? You're a virgin who can't drive.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for a fifty dollars Visa gift card. And
let's meet today's contestant for you verus Victoria. Leslie? What
a bleslie? What's a How do you think you're going
to do today?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I think we're going to do pretty good.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
That's the Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Wait, what's the Wii in the car? He got Monday?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Hey yea, my son Kyle he's driving.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Oh he's driving, so we know he's at least sixteen.
Hey that actually sounds We don't know that for sure.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
How old is he?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
He's nineteen?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Okay, has nine? You know? You drive while mommy plays.
All right, we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio
and while she's leaving, here we go. Here's how the
game is played, Leslie. You have thirty seconds to answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
Jesse pass and Victoria has to be you outright to win? Okay, okay,
(02:14):
all right, Leslie, your time starts now.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
What car manufacturer produces the Mustang sport?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Which fruit contains more vitamin C than an orange on apple?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Romeo and Juliet was written by? Which playwright.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Takes year?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Which animal is known as the king of the jungle? Oh,
the Lions? What is the first book in the Harry
Potter series? Uh Stone?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
What's illegal to own as a pet in Switzerland unless
you have at least two of them?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Of monkey?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I got that? And we'll bring Victoria back into the studio.
And while she's getting settled and putting their headphones and stuff, Leslie,
here's a question for you. What is the worst holiday
gift you've ever received?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I would say receiving Nothing'll do it.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Victoria, what's the worst holiday gift you've ever received? I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I feel like I've usually get pretty good gifts. If
they're not good, I feel bad calling them bad. So yeah,
that wasn't an answer. Where are we going?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeap?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
What have I gotten? What have I gotten? Work. That's
a terrible holiday gift.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
And you do get that a lot.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Actually, yeah, it's like a merry Christmas.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
You get to work.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, and I'm like, oh, I love it.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Here we go thirty seconds ans there as many questions
as possible. If you don't know one, just say passed
and you have to beat Leslie outright to win, and
Leslie you can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
What car manufacturer produces the mustang? Uh? Uh four? Which
fruit contains more vitamin C than an orange?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Or?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Dang it? A lemon?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Romeo and Juliet was written by which playwright Shakespeare? Which
animal is known as the king of the jungle?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh? A lion? What is the first book in the
Harry Potters series called shown?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
What's illegal to own as a put in Switzerland unless
you have at least two of them?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I'm gonna say a lizard?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Oh, no, I know this, I know this. What are
they called? What are they called? The flying squirrels? They
get really lonely if there's.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Only one of them, okay, and they will like like
they will jump to their death because like it's really lonely.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Yeah, my cousin had one and it was explaining this
like that is definitely it has to be. It's so
sad or not they should make it.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Well, let's go to the scoreboard and see how you
guys did with our scoreboard. Our producer Freeze, I have it.
What was your name?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Beginn I'm so sorry, And Leslie, I have the score though, Leslie,
you got three corrects.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Victoria also got three.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Carracs sy and that means Leslie, you win. Congratulations, you
beat Victoria. You got a fifty dollars rece card. And
let's find out if it is flying squirrels that jump
in their deck if they don't have a partner.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Dude, it's so sad.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I didn't get the answers.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Now with Nina, Mustang is produced by Ford Kiwi is
actually the fruit that contains more vitamin C than an orange.
William Shakespeare did write Romeo and Juliet, the Lion is
the King of the Jungle. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.
Now with the first book in the series, so.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
The sores are stone. They just changed the movie title.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Dang it.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
But so anyway, and then it's illegal to own guinea
pigs because guinea pigs because they also so lonely.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
They don't they need a friend. So sugar gliders and
they're low ki cooler, they fly, they have little wings.
I guess.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
I mean, who knew guinea pigs and sugar gliders had
the same problem. I wonder if you could have one
of those and a guinea pig, would they still be homies.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I don't know, they're gonna be homies. So the sugarla
would be flying everywhere.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
It would be kind of cool if a sugar glider
was carrying the guinea pig while I was flying.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Instead of having your sugar daddy, you have a sugar glider.
Anita Leslie, thank you for playing. We played Uiverse Victoria
at the same time every single weekday morning.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Rememberf you want to play, just dms at the Jubil
Show or go to the Jubilshow dot com and you
can always listen to the Jubil Show podcast wherever you
get your podcasts.