February 12, 2026 • 20 mins
Paulie & Tony Fusco show you how the "Super Bowl Champion" Seattle Seahawks ACTUALLY LOST to the Philadelphia Eagles in Super Bowl 60, and why the Patriots are now the BIGGEST LOSERS IN NFL HISTORY. Also, they react to a truly incredible take from FS1's Nick Wright and reveal their MOST CONTROVERSIAL takes. Plus, they show you the sports news stories BIG MEDIA IS AFRAID TO REPORT.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The following content does not reflect the opinions of Fox
Sports Radio. No matter what your stupid lawyer says.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
All right, all right, dam and do your life from Philly.
It's the number one rated Polly and Tony Fosco shop.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
As always, Polly Fools, go here with Tony Fosco and
Tony Yo. Back here I am in the Philly and studio,
you know, after going out to San Francisco last week
to do some incredible journalism, you know, amazing as you saw.
I was there on radio row, you know, explaining to
the people that this super Bowl. You thought the game
was crappy. The whole idea of the Super Bowl was
(00:42):
crap because, as you know, the Seahawks and Patriots both
did not even play the Eagles during the season. And
what do we always say in sports, Tony, to be
the best, you got.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Thet beat the best exactly.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
You know, we told the NFL obviously you got to
have a second super Bowl, you know, after the game
Eagles versus Seahawks to spot the winner. But apparently that
they're not picking up our calls. They don't go, you know,
they don't get it. As usual their laws. By the way,
you know, the only thing crappier than that game, Tony,
the lame stream, no good, lying media continuable, terrible with
(01:17):
their their stories and their reactions, not telling you the
real stories behind these games and what happened. We're going
to go through all the fallout and tell you.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
What really happened.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
And uh, by the way, about the lying media, We're
going to do a segment later in the show where
we show you these stories that the media is totally hiding,
covering except except for one trusted news outlet Facebook. They
they are brave enough to share these stories, and we're
going to show them to you, show you what big
(01:47):
media refuses to talk about them. By the way, Tony,
you know, you people out there, if you want to
fight big media who's trying to suppress this show, you
know you know what to do. You know what to do.
You got a comment you like, right, you hit subscribe.
You show these stupid algorithms they can't hide the truth
five stars exactly. All right, anyway, enough of that, let's
(02:09):
get right into a top story story.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
All right, First out the gate.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
You know, some fools watching this listen to do this
out there probably expect us to dissect the game, Tony,
because they don't know how to make content. Nobody cares
about what happened in the game. Okay, yeah, I will
tell you all that matters. What's the measure of every
Super Bowl? The TV rate rates? There you go, and
if you look, you'd see the Seahawks Patriots super Bowl,
(02:35):
well only got a faultry one hundred and twenty four
million viewers. It's like twenty percent less than the one
twenty eight million that the Eagles got last year when
they set the record. So what does that mean, Tony, Well.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
What that clearly means is that the Eagles are still
the rating super Bowl champions and reigning super Bowl champions
in terms of the stat that matters. In fact, that
means the Eagles are champions of all.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
The super Bowls.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
They're super Bowl champion champions. And it also means the
worst super Bowl team ever is still the nineteen sixty
seven Packers. Just an embarrassing ratings performance by them.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Just terrific statistical analysis that Dody. And you know, thinking
back to that Eagle Super Bowl, you know that's just
the TV ratings. Can you imagine what the kum was
all that game? You know, when we're talking kum.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
You know you play.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
People probably don't know that's the total of all the
feetball watching listening, you know, Radio David, you can to
assume Kim was just explosive, Tony.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah, you know that.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Broadcast shot so far and wide that the whole planet
Earth was covered in kum yep.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
And you know that Eagles win just brought so many
people together, Tody. You know, men, women, You know, it's
just so rare to see them all cuming at the
same time.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
You know, you know, it's much more common to get
the male cume, but the Eagles got the female cum too,
which is much more difficult.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Just a beautiful site to see. But yeah, talking about sites,
nobody wants to see. You see this, Donty. The Seattle
school system, right, they came out and said that if
any kids go to the Seahawks Super Bowl parade, well
it's not gonna be an excused absence, meaning they're going
to be like penalized for not going to school.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
How terrible is this, Dony, It's unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
We all know Philly did it the right way last
year because they encourage kids to go to the parade,
because they know parades are educational. You learn language, you know,
colorful words like the chiefs and mahomes can lick my.
You know, you learn mad like counting how many gallons
(04:55):
it beer your dad and your mom drank, so you know,
you could make sure that they were able to dry
home sober.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
You know.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
You also learn anatomy, you know when the shirts come
off and people start behind the dumpsters. You know, and
then you learn physics, you know, by measuring the speed
of the beer can that hit Howie in the face.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Just so educational, just.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
So educational, and just so sad that these kids are
going to be told to miss it. Just ridiculous, believable.
You know, it's also terrible, Tony. You know, people were
coming at us for what we said about Drake May
all season long, right, Yeah, we questioned his decision making
on and off the field, and he gave you proof
court married his middle school sweetheart.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Well what does that tell you?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
It tells you he settles for his first option instead
of reading and playing the whole field.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Exactly what does that lead through? Tony? Low score a
ray go Exactly?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
He scores once and he's content, just like he was
in the Super Bowl. The AFC championship and probably also
after his high school problem. You know, the Patriots really
need to go back to their highest scoring QB ever.
Of course I'm talking about Jimmy Garoppolo.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Yo.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Nobody explored his options more than Jimmy g you know,
on and off the field.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Just terrific analysis, Tony.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
And you know, while we're talking about this son terrible
Patriots offensive outcore, doesn't anyone find it a little weird
that the Patriots had the worst first half of any
Super Bowl ever?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yeah? Yeah, you know, well we got to the bottom
of it, didn't with Donny.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
My insight sources tell me that Robert Kraft is such
good friends with Donald Trump that he ordered the Patriots
to play like hot garbage in the first half and
score zero points in order to low the audience to
sleep so that they wouldn't watch the Bad Bunny halftime show.
(07:02):
If you think this is hard to believe, then you're forgetting.
The Patriots did this before in Super Bowl fifty three,
when they played the Rams and both teams agreed to
play like crap so nobody would watch the Maroon five
halftime show where Adam Levine took off his shirt and
made one hundred million people simultaneously vomit. And let me
(07:26):
ask you who was the president that year? You guessed it?
Don exactly? Case close, Caselo, there you go.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Yeah, And talking about case closed, Tony, you know the
New England Patriots with that loss, well they've now lost
more Super Bowls than any franchise.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
That's six losses in Super Bowl history.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
By definition, makes them the biggest losers in NFL history.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
You know, some people say it's the Buffalo Bills, but no, no,
you have to go with total losses. That's why I
never understood why in baseball they give out the Cy
Young Award. Cy Young sucked, he had the most total
losses of all time. They may as well just call
it the Biggest Loser Award.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Couldn't agree more that, Donty. And talking about biggest losers,
you know, people are coming out right and they're saying
that the biggest losers in the Super Bowl were the Jets,
are the Vikings because you know, they gave up Sam
Donald when they had the right. But they're not the
biggest fools here, are they, Donty.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Not at all?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
If you ask me, the biggest losers aren't the Jets
or the Vikings. It's USC. They had Sam Donald and
foolishly let him graduate. You know, looking back, that was
a huge misstep. All USC had to do was in
voke and I yell and just get some rich Hollywood
boosters to pay him two hundred million dollars.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
That's not even one Avatar movie. If they had just.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Done that, USC would have a dynasty right now. Well,
you know, unless, of course Oklahoma forced Jalen Hurts to
stay then you know, of course.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I mean it goes without saying terrific analysis once again,
there Dody, And you know, talking about the Jets, you
were saying something the other day. You had this advice
and for what they should do in the draft and
what the Raiders should do do Why don't you just
tell the people?
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Don't I think this is great advice.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
So listen right now, the Raiders have the number one
overall pick, but I don't think they should use that
pick because they're really bad at drafting quarterbacks. What they
should do is trade that pick to the New York Jets,
who are very good at drafting quarterbacks. Then in five years,
(09:50):
when that quarterback has a complete psychiatric breakdown and mental
collapse after playing for the Jets for so long, you know,
like most people do. Yeah, you know, the Raiders should
then trade for that quarterback because at that point he'll
be so grateful to no longer be on the Jets
that he won't even care that he's playing for a
(10:11):
crappy team like the Raiders and has a thank you
for saving his life. He'll lead his new team to
the super Bowl, just like Sam Donald did.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
You know, as long as the Raiders have a top
five historically great defense.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Well yeah, I guess goes without saying that, doney, but
so great analysis there are around you. By the way,
while we're talking about Super Bowl, you see this, Dony.
They came out with the logo, put that up for
super Bowl sixty one. Okay, and you know this is
everyone reading that day leaves and whatnot because they look
at the colors and say that tells you which teams
are gonna be in the Super Bowl. So the colors
(10:48):
in the logo are kind of like an orange and
like green Miami type deal. So that has a lot
of people saying it's gonna be Bengals versus Dolphins.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
That's what it looks like.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
And since both teams are in the AFC and therefore
cannot meet in a Super Bowl. Then that must mean
that there's gonna be a major realignment coming next season
to the NFL. You know, maybe the Dolphins are going
to be moved to the NFC East, which probably means
that Dallas Cowboys would move to the AFC East, which
(11:22):
by my calculations. Hold on, let me just do some
quick math here. Okay, just give me one sec Well,
that improves the Cowboys' odds of winning the Super Bowl
from point zero zero one percent to point zero zero
zero four to two percent.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Wow, so interesting? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
What?
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Why that second number is actually lower?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Uh, you know it should be lower the volume on
your microphone to zero.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Yeah, that second number is also so the percentage of
an adult penis.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
You have, oh now, zero percent talking over that's the
perfect amount. One more thing we got to mention. I'm
Bill Simmons podcast. Nick Wright came out with a take
that he said, to improve ratings for the NBA All
Star Game, they should have the white guys play the
black guys. Now, obviously this is a great idea, but
(12:24):
you just can't say that out loud, can you.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
No, you can't say that, you know, like I've always
thought that the WNBA All Star Game should be the
hot girls versus the ugly girls. You know, you have
Sophie Cunningham and Kelsey Plumb on one team and you
know anyone else on the other team. But you know,
you can't say that, even though it's clearly a good idea,
you just can't say that, you know, I can't.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
I've always thought that, you know, the Special Olympics shouldn't
be just disabled people. You know, you have the disabled
people play against the real Olympians, you know, just to
see the gap, you know, between them. But you know
that's a great idea, but you can't say that now.
You can't say that stuff, you know exactly, but you
know the subject the great idea is doty. We do
(13:09):
have a great idea for our next segment, right humb it.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Up on the show. But I got an even better idea.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
We're going to make some millions for us by running
some ads right here, all right, we'll be right back,
all right, we're back from break. Okay, as we set
up top, you know the lane stream, no good lying media,
What do they want to do all the time?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
They want to keep you from knowing information. They don't
want to educate you. They got their narratives, right, Yeah,
the narratives, they're stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Well, you know, people always come to us, They're like
Tony Bali, how do you guys always know the truth
as to what's going on? And well, you know, we
don't want to reveal our sources now, but we will
tell you that one source we have relied upon a
lot lately is Facebook. You know, it's one of the
few media outlets that is willing to report the truth
and share the stories exactly. Big media is trying to
(14:00):
high still. So we thought, yeah, as a public service,
what we're gonna do is show you these stories and
bring them to your attention. So are millions of viewers
and listeners out there can see them. It's a segment
we call this Week in Facebook News.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
This Week in Facebook News. All right, put up that
first story.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Uh, this is from the reputable Facebook group Eagles Ascent.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Okay, it says breaking news.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Philadelphia quarterback Jalen Hurtz donated eight hundred and fourteen thousand
dollars to Ice.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Wow, I have no idea. Exactly, you have no idea.
I've searched all across the internet.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
No mention of it whatsoever, Toty, No, no one's talking.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Nobody's talking. But get this, Tody, he's not the He's
not the only one. Look at this. This is from
another reputable Facebook group, Go Bucks Nation Tampa Bay Buccaneers
player Baker Mayfield by donating five hundred and fifteen thousand
dollars of his game prize money through Ice.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Again. No again, you're.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Nobody talking about we're donating to ICE. Right, everybody would
be talking, but the liberal lamestream media.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Wants to keep this information. Does it fit the narrative?
In fact, here c J.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Stroud also donated to ICE, according to Houston Gridiron News.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Of course, who doesn't read that.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
And here's another one, Shaudur Sanders, according to Touchdown Talk,
which we all read every day every Shadur Sanders stuns
fans donates five hundred k and earnings to ICE.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Yup, and they wanted to keep him out at a
Pro Bowl. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
What? What you know?
Speaker 4 (15:45):
That's all AI?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Right? Your AI? Yeah, your AI?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
How do we know that you're not a Look, how
do we know you're not a talk like a robot?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Exactly? And give misleading information. That's all you do. You
know what your AI exactly? Now we know, don't.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Don't you think if all the quarterbacks were donating, it
would make the news.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
That's why we're doing this. We're doing the segment, yummy dummy,
and you're ruining it. I'm gonna show you another story.
Let's see what you have to say about this, mister negative,
you put that up? Yeah, look, this is from the
reputable Eagles stronghold. There you see oil and Hurts and
his wife Brian Burrows secretly built a one hundred percent
free hospital for the homeless, and America is in tears
(16:31):
about it. It says, you can see the me sitting
in front of it with a cardboard sign that says
free medical care for the homeless, no cost, no questions.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
And how is that learning on the news? Exactly?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
The only the only outlet covering it, doty is http
as colon slash slash glowsin dot biz. Dank you the
only one, He's the only one with the website. What
do you have to say about that?
Speaker 4 (16:57):
Yea, Yeah, that was clearly written by a robot.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
You're you're clearly written by a robot. Yeah, you're clearly
anti free hospital. So yeah, how.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Could you even have one hundred percent free hospital? It
makes no sense.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
I'd like to put one hundred percent of you in
the hospital, you know. You know, Don'ty look at this.
We're not gonna let you reign on Jalen hospital.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Look can u his mic?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Look he was so People around the world were so
inspired by Jalen Hurts's move. Look at this, Tony, Look
who else started a hospital? John bon Jovi has opened up,
and not to be outdone, Madonna has opened up her own.
Not to be outdone, Carlos Santana is, Rory McElroy, boy,
(17:51):
George Wow opening hospital.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (17:55):
They got to give Jalen Hurts the Nobel Peace Prize
for this unbelievable What.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Are you saying about that? Producer?
Speaker 4 (18:04):
I can't believe you believe all of this?
Speaker 3 (18:07):
You know what, I can't believe you're talking and you
are alive.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (18:11):
That was such a great segment. Don't let him ruin it.
That's not this week in Facebook news. Just so beautiful.
So you know what, we're gonna wrap it up forget
your rate and review, visit the store.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Man. You can't take a horse, he can't hate people
being happy. Wock go? What go?
Speaker 4 (18:39):
You said the Patriots are the biggest losers in NFL
history because they have the most losses in the Super Bowl?
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Yeah, bro, numbers never lie bro yep. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
So okay, Well, do you realize the Phillies have the
most losses by any team in baseball history? So does
that make them the biggest losers ever?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
No, that comment makes you the biggest loser ever.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
You know it also makes you the biggest loser ever.
Your penis.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Great? He's still still Yeah, and what go you said?
Speaker 4 (19:16):
The Seahawks Patriots Super Bowl had a twenty percent smaller
audience than last year's Eagles Chief Super Bowl?
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Absolutely bro data bro ye.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
No, it was one hundred and twenty four million versus
one hundred and twenty eight million. So that's a three
point to two percent difference.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Well, you know what has the smallest audience your tender profile.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Yeah, you have three point two two percent of an
adult's penis. O.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
You're great. That's enough.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
No more for ten shows anyway? Oh great, nose, don'ty
here's someone we do want to hear from. Just booked
on the show next week. Super Bowl hero Eagles legend
Nick Foles will be here.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Wow, that's you again.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
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Speaker 1 (20:11):
You buy all the marts.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
You do everything and Tony, great job as always, Same
to you, Paullie, another floorless show.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
There you go. We'll see people next week.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
See your
The following content does not reflect the opinions of Fox
Sports Radio. No matter what your stupid lawyer says.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
All right, all right, dam and do your life from Philly.
It's the number one rated Polly and Tony Fosco shop.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
As always, Polly Fools, go here with Tony Fosco and
Tony Yo. Back here I am in the Philly and studio,
you know, after going out to San Francisco last week
to do some incredible journalism, you know, amazing as you saw.
I was there on radio row, you know, explaining to
the people that this super Bowl. You thought the game
was crappy. The whole idea of the Super Bowl was
(00:42):
crap because, as you know, the Seahawks and Patriots both
did not even play the Eagles during the season. And
what do we always say in sports, Tony, to be
the best, you got.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Thet beat the best exactly.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
You know, we told the NFL obviously you got to
have a second super Bowl, you know, after the game
Eagles versus Seahawks to spot the winner. But apparently that
they're not picking up our calls. They don't go, you know,
they don't get it. As usual their laws. By the way,
you know, the only thing crappier than that game, Tony,
the lame stream, no good, lying media continuable, terrible with
(01:17):
their their stories and their reactions, not telling you the
real stories behind these games and what happened. We're going
to go through all the fallout and tell you.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
What really happened.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
And uh, by the way, about the lying media, We're
going to do a segment later in the show where
we show you these stories that the media is totally hiding,
covering except except for one trusted news outlet Facebook. They
they are brave enough to share these stories, and we're
going to show them to you, show you what big
(01:47):
media refuses to talk about them. By the way, Tony,
you know, you people out there, if you want to
fight big media who's trying to suppress this show, you
know you know what to do. You know what to do.
You got a comment you like, right, you hit subscribe.
You show these stupid algorithms they can't hide the truth
five stars exactly. All right, anyway, enough of that, let's
(02:09):
get right into a top story story.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
All right, First out the gate.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
You know, some fools watching this listen to do this
out there probably expect us to dissect the game, Tony,
because they don't know how to make content. Nobody cares
about what happened in the game. Okay, yeah, I will
tell you all that matters. What's the measure of every
Super Bowl? The TV rate rates? There you go, and
if you look, you'd see the Seahawks Patriots super Bowl,
(02:35):
well only got a faultry one hundred and twenty four
million viewers. It's like twenty percent less than the one
twenty eight million that the Eagles got last year when
they set the record. So what does that mean, Tony, Well.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
What that clearly means is that the Eagles are still
the rating super Bowl champions and reigning super Bowl champions
in terms of the stat that matters. In fact, that
means the Eagles are champions of all.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
The super Bowls.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
They're super Bowl champion champions. And it also means the
worst super Bowl team ever is still the nineteen sixty
seven Packers. Just an embarrassing ratings performance by them.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Just terrific statistical analysis that Dody. And you know, thinking
back to that Eagle Super Bowl, you know that's just
the TV ratings. Can you imagine what the kum was
all that game? You know, when we're talking kum.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
You know you play.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
People probably don't know that's the total of all the
feetball watching listening, you know, Radio David, you can to
assume Kim was just explosive, Tony.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah, you know that.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Broadcast shot so far and wide that the whole planet
Earth was covered in kum yep.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
And you know that Eagles win just brought so many
people together, Tody. You know, men, women, You know, it's
just so rare to see them all cuming at the
same time.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
You know, you know, it's much more common to get
the male cume, but the Eagles got the female cum too,
which is much more difficult.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Just a beautiful site to see. But yeah, talking about sites,
nobody wants to see. You see this, Donty. The Seattle
school system, right, they came out and said that if
any kids go to the Seahawks Super Bowl parade, well
it's not gonna be an excused absence, meaning they're going
to be like penalized for not going to school.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
How terrible is this, Dony, It's unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
We all know Philly did it the right way last
year because they encourage kids to go to the parade,
because they know parades are educational. You learn language, you know,
colorful words like the chiefs and mahomes can lick my.
You know, you learn mad like counting how many gallons
(04:55):
it beer your dad and your mom drank, so you know,
you could make sure that they were able to dry
home sober.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
You know.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
You also learn anatomy, you know when the shirts come
off and people start behind the dumpsters. You know, and
then you learn physics, you know, by measuring the speed
of the beer can that hit Howie in the face.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Just so educational, just.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
So educational, and just so sad that these kids are
going to be told to miss it. Just ridiculous, believable.
You know, it's also terrible, Tony. You know, people were
coming at us for what we said about Drake May
all season long, right, Yeah, we questioned his decision making
on and off the field, and he gave you proof
court married his middle school sweetheart.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Well what does that tell you?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
It tells you he settles for his first option instead
of reading and playing the whole field.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Exactly what does that lead through? Tony? Low score a
ray go Exactly?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
He scores once and he's content, just like he was
in the Super Bowl. The AFC championship and probably also
after his high school problem. You know, the Patriots really
need to go back to their highest scoring QB ever.
Of course I'm talking about Jimmy Garoppolo.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Yo.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Nobody explored his options more than Jimmy g you know,
on and off the field.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Just terrific analysis, Tony.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
And you know, while we're talking about this son terrible
Patriots offensive outcore, doesn't anyone find it a little weird
that the Patriots had the worst first half of any
Super Bowl ever?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yeah? Yeah, you know, well we got to the bottom
of it, didn't with Donny.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
My insight sources tell me that Robert Kraft is such
good friends with Donald Trump that he ordered the Patriots
to play like hot garbage in the first half and
score zero points in order to low the audience to
sleep so that they wouldn't watch the Bad Bunny halftime show.
(07:02):
If you think this is hard to believe, then you're forgetting.
The Patriots did this before in Super Bowl fifty three,
when they played the Rams and both teams agreed to
play like crap so nobody would watch the Maroon five
halftime show where Adam Levine took off his shirt and
made one hundred million people simultaneously vomit. And let me
(07:26):
ask you who was the president that year? You guessed it?
Don exactly? Case close, Caselo, there you go.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Yeah, And talking about case closed, Tony, you know the
New England Patriots with that loss, well they've now lost
more Super Bowls than any franchise.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
That's six losses in Super Bowl history.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
By definition, makes them the biggest losers in NFL history.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
You know, some people say it's the Buffalo Bills, but no, no,
you have to go with total losses. That's why I
never understood why in baseball they give out the Cy
Young Award. Cy Young sucked, he had the most total
losses of all time. They may as well just call
it the Biggest Loser Award.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Couldn't agree more that, Donty. And talking about biggest losers,
you know, people are coming out right and they're saying
that the biggest losers in the Super Bowl were the Jets,
are the Vikings because you know, they gave up Sam
Donald when they had the right. But they're not the
biggest fools here, are they, Donty.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Not at all?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
If you ask me, the biggest losers aren't the Jets
or the Vikings. It's USC. They had Sam Donald and
foolishly let him graduate. You know, looking back, that was
a huge misstep. All USC had to do was in
voke and I yell and just get some rich Hollywood
boosters to pay him two hundred million dollars.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
That's not even one Avatar movie. If they had just.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Done that, USC would have a dynasty right now. Well,
you know, unless, of course Oklahoma forced Jalen Hurts to
stay then you know, of course.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I mean it goes without saying terrific analysis once again,
there Dody, And you know, talking about the Jets, you
were saying something the other day. You had this advice
and for what they should do in the draft and
what the Raiders should do do Why don't you just
tell the people?
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Don't I think this is great advice.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
So listen right now, the Raiders have the number one
overall pick, but I don't think they should use that
pick because they're really bad at drafting quarterbacks. What they
should do is trade that pick to the New York Jets,
who are very good at drafting quarterbacks. Then in five years,
(09:50):
when that quarterback has a complete psychiatric breakdown and mental
collapse after playing for the Jets for so long, you know,
like most people do. Yeah, you know, the Raiders should
then trade for that quarterback because at that point he'll
be so grateful to no longer be on the Jets
that he won't even care that he's playing for a
(10:11):
crappy team like the Raiders and has a thank you
for saving his life. He'll lead his new team to
the super Bowl, just like Sam Donald did.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
You know, as long as the Raiders have a top
five historically great defense.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Well yeah, I guess goes without saying that, doney, but
so great analysis there are around you. By the way,
while we're talking about Super Bowl, you see this, Dony.
They came out with the logo, put that up for
super Bowl sixty one. Okay, and you know this is
everyone reading that day leaves and whatnot because they look
at the colors and say that tells you which teams
are gonna be in the Super Bowl. So the colors
(10:48):
in the logo are kind of like an orange and
like green Miami type deal. So that has a lot
of people saying it's gonna be Bengals versus Dolphins.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
That's what it looks like.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
And since both teams are in the AFC and therefore
cannot meet in a Super Bowl. Then that must mean
that there's gonna be a major realignment coming next season
to the NFL. You know, maybe the Dolphins are going
to be moved to the NFC East, which probably means
that Dallas Cowboys would move to the AFC East, which
(11:22):
by my calculations. Hold on, let me just do some
quick math here. Okay, just give me one sec Well,
that improves the Cowboys' odds of winning the Super Bowl
from point zero zero one percent to point zero zero
zero four to two percent.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Wow, so interesting? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
What?
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Why that second number is actually lower?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Uh, you know it should be lower the volume on
your microphone to zero.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Yeah, that second number is also so the percentage of
an adult penis.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
You have, oh now, zero percent talking over that's the
perfect amount. One more thing we got to mention. I'm
Bill Simmons podcast. Nick Wright came out with a take
that he said, to improve ratings for the NBA All
Star Game, they should have the white guys play the
black guys. Now, obviously this is a great idea, but
(12:24):
you just can't say that out loud, can you.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
No, you can't say that, you know, like I've always
thought that the WNBA All Star Game should be the
hot girls versus the ugly girls. You know, you have
Sophie Cunningham and Kelsey Plumb on one team and you
know anyone else on the other team. But you know,
you can't say that, even though it's clearly a good idea,
you just can't say that, you know, I can't.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
I've always thought that, you know, the Special Olympics shouldn't
be just disabled people. You know, you have the disabled
people play against the real Olympians, you know, just to
see the gap, you know, between them. But you know
that's a great idea, but you can't say that now.
You can't say that stuff, you know exactly, but you
know the subject the great idea is doty. We do
(13:09):
have a great idea for our next segment, right humb it.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Up on the show. But I got an even better idea.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
We're going to make some millions for us by running
some ads right here, all right, we'll be right back,
all right, we're back from break. Okay, as we set
up top, you know the lane stream, no good lying media,
What do they want to do all the time?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
They want to keep you from knowing information. They don't
want to educate you. They got their narratives, right, Yeah,
the narratives, they're stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Well, you know, people always come to us, They're like
Tony Bali, how do you guys always know the truth
as to what's going on? And well, you know, we
don't want to reveal our sources now, but we will
tell you that one source we have relied upon a
lot lately is Facebook. You know, it's one of the
few media outlets that is willing to report the truth
and share the stories exactly. Big media is trying to
(14:00):
high still. So we thought, yeah, as a public service,
what we're gonna do is show you these stories and
bring them to your attention. So are millions of viewers
and listeners out there can see them. It's a segment
we call this Week in Facebook News.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
This Week in Facebook News. All right, put up that
first story.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Uh, this is from the reputable Facebook group Eagles Ascent.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Okay, it says breaking news.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Philadelphia quarterback Jalen Hurtz donated eight hundred and fourteen thousand
dollars to Ice.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Wow, I have no idea. Exactly, you have no idea.
I've searched all across the internet.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
No mention of it whatsoever, Toty, No, no one's talking.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Nobody's talking. But get this, Tody, he's not the He's
not the only one. Look at this. This is from
another reputable Facebook group, Go Bucks Nation Tampa Bay Buccaneers
player Baker Mayfield by donating five hundred and fifteen thousand
dollars of his game prize money through Ice.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Again. No again, you're.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Nobody talking about we're donating to ICE. Right, everybody would
be talking, but the liberal lamestream media.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Wants to keep this information. Does it fit the narrative?
In fact, here c J.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Stroud also donated to ICE, according to Houston Gridiron News.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Of course, who doesn't read that.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
And here's another one, Shaudur Sanders, according to Touchdown Talk,
which we all read every day every Shadur Sanders stuns
fans donates five hundred k and earnings to ICE.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Yup, and they wanted to keep him out at a
Pro Bowl. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
What? What you know?
Speaker 4 (15:45):
That's all AI?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Right? Your AI? Yeah, your AI?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
How do we know that you're not a Look, how
do we know you're not a talk like a robot?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Exactly? And give misleading information. That's all you do. You
know what your AI exactly? Now we know, don't.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Don't you think if all the quarterbacks were donating, it
would make the news.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
That's why we're doing this. We're doing the segment, yummy dummy,
and you're ruining it. I'm gonna show you another story.
Let's see what you have to say about this, mister negative,
you put that up? Yeah, look, this is from the
reputable Eagles stronghold. There you see oil and Hurts and
his wife Brian Burrows secretly built a one hundred percent
free hospital for the homeless, and America is in tears
(16:31):
about it. It says, you can see the me sitting
in front of it with a cardboard sign that says
free medical care for the homeless, no cost, no questions.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
And how is that learning on the news? Exactly?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
The only the only outlet covering it, doty is http
as colon slash slash glowsin dot biz. Dank you the
only one, He's the only one with the website. What
do you have to say about that?
Speaker 4 (16:57):
Yea, Yeah, that was clearly written by a robot.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
You're you're clearly written by a robot. Yeah, you're clearly
anti free hospital. So yeah, how.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Could you even have one hundred percent free hospital? It
makes no sense.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
I'd like to put one hundred percent of you in
the hospital, you know. You know, Don'ty look at this.
We're not gonna let you reign on Jalen hospital.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Look can u his mic?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Look he was so People around the world were so
inspired by Jalen Hurts's move. Look at this, Tony, Look
who else started a hospital? John bon Jovi has opened up,
and not to be outdone, Madonna has opened up her own.
Not to be outdone, Carlos Santana is, Rory McElroy, boy,
(17:51):
George Wow opening hospital.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (17:55):
They got to give Jalen Hurts the Nobel Peace Prize
for this unbelievable What.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Are you saying about that? Producer?
Speaker 4 (18:04):
I can't believe you believe all of this?
Speaker 3 (18:07):
You know what, I can't believe you're talking and you
are alive.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (18:11):
That was such a great segment. Don't let him ruin it.
That's not this week in Facebook news. Just so beautiful.
So you know what, we're gonna wrap it up forget
your rate and review, visit the store.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Man. You can't take a horse, he can't hate people
being happy. Wock go? What go?
Speaker 4 (18:39):
You said the Patriots are the biggest losers in NFL
history because they have the most losses in the Super Bowl?
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Yeah, bro, numbers never lie bro yep. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
So okay, Well, do you realize the Phillies have the
most losses by any team in baseball history? So does
that make them the biggest losers ever?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
No, that comment makes you the biggest loser ever.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
You know it also makes you the biggest loser ever.
Your penis.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Great? He's still still Yeah, and what go you said?
Speaker 4 (19:16):
The Seahawks Patriots Super Bowl had a twenty percent smaller
audience than last year's Eagles Chief Super Bowl?
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Absolutely bro data bro ye.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
No, it was one hundred and twenty four million versus
one hundred and twenty eight million. So that's a three
point to two percent difference.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Well, you know what has the smallest audience your tender profile.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Yeah, you have three point two two percent of an
adult's penis. O.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
You're great. That's enough.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
No more for ten shows anyway? Oh great, nose, don'ty
here's someone we do want to hear from. Just booked
on the show next week. Super Bowl hero Eagles legend
Nick Foles will be here.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Wow, that's you again.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
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why and you also rate and review on Apple.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
You buy all the marts.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
You do everything and Tony, great job as always, Same
to you, Paullie, another floorless show.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
There you go. We'll see people next week.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
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