February 19, 2026 • 17 mins
Sports talk icons Paulie & Tony Fusco attempt to do special coverage of the Winter Olympics and it goes HORRIBLY WRONG.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The following content does not reflect the opinions of Fox
Sports Radio. What it does reflect is your terrible choice
in programming. All right, all right, you're you you damn
to your life from Philly. It's the number one rated
Polly and Tony Foosco show. Yo, as always Polly Foolsco
(00:23):
here with Tony Foolsco and Dony. It's not just a
huge show today, this is our special Winter Olympics Go
and you know it almost didn't have people thanks to
our useless producer over there. Yeah. You you know, the
other day we found out that the Canadian beer company
(00:44):
le bat Blue, who lets you say, we've had a
bid of a rocky relationship with that. Yeah, they put
out what we call in the business and RFB. Okay,
and well that stands for well you should know, Yeah,
that's it. Look it anyway, le Bat Blue they were
offering one hundred k for any show that did a
special Olympics episode. Now I meant an Olympics episode that's special,
(01:07):
just anyway, an Olympics episode dedicated to the latest Olympic
news and analysis while promoting the Bat Blue. But producer
back there, idiot dummy, Well he didn't even tell us
about that. Yeah, what are you going to do? What
do you do?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
You're about to be the Black and Blue lose a
good one.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
No, no, I didn't tell you because you guys know
nothing about the Winter Olympics. Huh No, I bet you
haven't watched the single second. No, a single second? Is
how long your dates last?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Yeah? They last a second and you are still single?
Oh now shit, app yeah exactly. Yeah, anyway, don't mind
that fool, because good news. At the twenty fifth hour,
we rescued the deal. We called up the Bat Blue
and while we got their voicemail, well, we told them
over the line that we agreed to that dark and
we will do it. And also, to be.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Clear, since there's two of us, it's one hundred k each.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yep. So right now we're gonna bring you our special
Winter Olympics episode. And by the way, as part of
the deal, we also have to do several of these
natural organic brand integrations as they call it. I'm reading
the RFP here right here. But don't worry, you're not
even gonna know.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Notice it's not gonna interfere at all because it's baked
in content.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
You're not even gonna know what happened, You're not even
gonna know anyway. All right, with that, let's start up
our Winter Olympics Special sponsored by the fine people are
good friends at La bat Blue Winter Olympics Special sponsored
by the good people at the Back Blue. Okay, see,
(02:47):
you're probably thinking that you're listening right now to the
NBC Olympic theme and now this is going to come
as a surprise to you. But that in the business
is what we call a sounderlike, okay, we're not spending
one penny or the two hundred k on a music
course when you can't even tell the difference right there, No,
you can't. I thought that was the Olympic team I
(03:08):
did anyway. All right, you know, we've been taking in
so much of these Olympics through what we've seen on
the NBC and the headlines on the ESPN homepage, and obviously,
you know, any Olympic analyst knows the big story right
now is men's figure skating and what went wrong with
the favorite Ille Malkin. Yeah, the quad, God that's quad
(03:33):
got any totally blue? Is chance at a medal? You
watched the tape? Tell us what went wrong for him?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I've watched a ton of figure skating in my life,
once every four years, and I couldn't believe what I
was seeing. You see, in figure skating, everyone knows the
key is to not fall down, and yet this guy
was falling all over the place. And I was like,
how did this guy make the big team if he
(04:01):
doesn't even know how skating works.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I was thinking the exact same thing, you know, And
you know why that guy fell down so much because
he was spinning way too much. You know, well, what
happens when you spin around all that much, you fall exactly.
He was probably dizzy from all that needless spinning that
it hurt his score. If I was his coach, I
(04:24):
would have told him less spinning, more winning. Great advice
that Dony and uh, Well, on the subject of great advice,
are you feeling down maybe because you know you've blown
the greatest opportunity that you worked your entire life for
on the world stage and embarrassed yourself in front of
millions and billions of people. Well, we've got the fix
(04:45):
for you, a gold refreshing La bat Blue to take
your mind off everything, right, Dony.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Absolutely, And you know, if you want to develop a
natural immunity to spin in. Then just drink daily amounts
of Labat Blue, and within a few weeks you'll be
spinning all the time, and that figure skating spinning will
seem like nothing. Take it from me, I used to
drink Ten's going on in the phone call?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Sorry, it is one of the sales reps from that
okay guy, Doug hold on, Oh Doug, yo, Yo. We're
on the air right now. Bro. Whoa, whoa, whoa? Well,
calm down, bro. Well, you know, first of all, you
sound very upset. You know, it sounds like, frankly you
could use a Labat Blue. Well, you can't cancel the deal.
(05:33):
What what we we have a voicemail agreement.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
The show's already on the air. We're already rolling. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I hear you angry. Okay, look, look how about this.
You you'll be a professional, okay and just shut up
for a moment and let us be professionals and do
our job. All right, So sit back, you'll say what
we got this?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
All right?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
I hear you? All right? Bye? Bye? What was that
all about? Something he said about doing damage to their
brand or whatnot? I don't know, you know, I think
you know, you know when you get a note and
you gotta read between the lines. I think he just
watched all positivity around.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah, that's probably what he wanted exactly. Okay, we work
with the sales, so look we'll do a positive story.
We had one coming up. Okay, let's go move to
the sport of bob sledding. Okay, bob sledting.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Oh, this woman named Alana Mayers Taylor. Okay, she won
the gold medal at age forty one and became the
oldest person ever to win any Winter Olympics individual event, Tony,
your thoughts it?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
You know a lot of people are saying this was
a surprise, but I wasn't surprised because what do old
people do all day?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
They sit? Where do they sit in rocking chairs? Well?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Is it a bob sled just basically an ice rocking chair,
you know. Frankly, I would figure the oldest someone gets,
the better they'd get.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Same here, Tony, when you'll think about it, the older
and more frail their bones get, well, the lighter that
Bob's letter becomes, right, which makes the more aerodynamic and
aerodynamic exactly.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
In fact, you know what I'm gonna take my ninety
seven year old grandmother and strap her into a bob
sled and see how fast she can go. You know,
she might be in the Olympics in four years, yeah,
or dead you know.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Well yeah, but if she's dead, you know that will
only make a lighter and more aerodynamic when you think
about it, Donnie Alley.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
And you know if she dies, she'll turn blue like
Le Bat blue.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
You know, just a terrific segue, that, Dony, because ain't
you you know, whether you're dead or alive, it's always
a good dime for an ice cold, refreshing La Bat blue,
you know, blue and ice cold, just like Tony's dead grandmother.
Hold on, what is it now, Doug. We're doing a show.
(07:59):
We're doing a show. Whoa you have got the calm
down bro. I thought you Canadians were calm chill you know, Frankly,
you'll need twenty La bat blues. You have to calm down.
And I'm counting that as a brand integration to that absolutely. Yeah.
Oh oh, we're embarrassing your brand. You're embarrassing yourself, interrupting
our show. You're worse than our idiot producer back there, Yeah, no, no, no,
(08:23):
there's no backing out of the deal. Now, don't. Okay,
we have a deal. If anybody's gonna be backing, it's
gonna be you backing up off a cliff when I
throw you off of it. All right, So listen, you're
gonna do your job and shut up, and I'm gonna
do my job and finish the show. Bye. What'd he say? Canadian?
Who cares what he said? We're gonna finish the show
(08:44):
and get our money, Tony. That's what's gonna happen. Anyway,
Let's keep on a special with the Olympics show going
here this You see this story, Tony, there's a scandal
rocking the sport of ski jumping. The athletes they're allegedly
in rejecting their penises with fluid to make their suits
cover more surface area, which apparently makes them fly farther
(09:09):
in the air. Tony, your reaction to the story.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I mean, you know, it's the same reaction anyone would have.
You know, I don't think we're sending the right athletes
to do ski jumping. If our country is serious about winning,
we should have just sent the US men's basketball team.
You know, they're already Olympians. It's the All Star break,
so they have time and they can already jump really high.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
And also you know that you know, of course, of course,
So hold on, Tony, our producer back there is giving
us the stink guy. What what do you want?
Speaker 3 (09:49):
You want to finish that thought?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Finish what thought? It's obvious, it's obvious.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
I think I know what you're saying, and it's an
efect of stereotype.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Oh well, you're offensive to the human eye.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Yeah, and let's just say you're not making any ski
jump teams anytime soon.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
If you catch my drift. Yeah, there you go. Yeah,
now be quiet. You're worse than this little bat blue
guy between the both of them, exactly. All right. Uh,
you know, we got more time to affiliate Tony. You
got any more stories Olympic stories you want to talk about?
You know?
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Uh, those were really the only three things I heard about.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yep, same it, Tony. Yeah, you know, why don't we
just will go chuck ESPN dot gae what's going on here?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I don't must do that? All right, hold on, just
type of this in here right at ESPN dot com.
Let's see what's going on. Wait a second, Tony, hold on,
just a bum hit that breaking those sound and we
got breaking. Those We have to interrupt our Winter Olympics coverage,
Tony to bring you this break. Those reports said Tyreek
Hill might be considering going back to the Chiefs after
(11:06):
getting released by the Dolphins. Wow, and this is you know,
this reminds me, Dony, you had some inside saucing on
when went down in Miami with Tyreek earlier this week,
didn't you. Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
You know, my sources told me this was an extremely
confusing week for Tyreek. Apparently, when Tyreek Hill found out
he was getting a release, he was confused because he
had already released three times that afternoon. Then when his
agent clarified that it was Miami giving him the release,
(11:38):
Tyreek became even more confused because he didn't know a.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Woman named Miami.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Then his agent clarified that it was the Miami football
team given him the release. Tyreek then became even more
confused because you know, how can you have sex with
the football team. Then the agent clarified and told Tyreek
they were cutting him, but Tyrekreek said he didn't want
a vasectomy. Than the agent clarified and told him they
(12:05):
were cutting him from the football team. And that's when
Tyreek realized he could no longer play in Miami and
would need to go have sex somewhere else.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Just great saucing Dony all time. Let me to silence
my phony. Oh yeah, good idea this dog. By the way,
when you look at all the possible themes for Tyreek Hill,
who's sticking out to you, Dony.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Well, I've broken down all of Tyreek Hill's stats, his
numbers on the field and also the numbers in his
bank account, which is getting low due to the dozens
upon thousands of child support payments he has. It seems
to me Tyreek needs to find a team that would
boost his production but lower his reproduction. To me, that
(12:53):
narrows the field to two teams, Green Bay and Buffalo.
The weather's so cold there that it will reduce his
sperm cow and he'll have better quarterbacks because he won't
have to deal with a crappy QB like Tua who
literally is incapable of throwing a football and also putting
together a coherent thought. What does this mean for Tyreek overall?
(13:17):
Improved ball control on and off the field.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Just tremendous analysis all around that, Dony And oh you
kidding me? I thought I put the phone on silent
hold on a moment, Tony, What is it now, Doug, Doug, Yeah,
I know it's the Olympic special, Okay, but we had
breaking news. It's called being a journalist to see we
report the truth. And the truth right now is that
(13:43):
you are a giant douchebag. And after the show, I'm
gonna make you le black and blood. Yeah. Oh oh
you feel threatened? So oh a violation, violation of the contract.
Oh yeah, go call your lawyer's Doug. Yea, go call them,
because you know who I'm gonna call. Here's who I'm
(14:03):
gonna call you, Canadian. I'm gonna call a caribou to
violate you with this giant moose cut goodbye, lose, hang
up bottom Canadian loser. Yeah, well, the deal's off, Tony.
I guess he says we violated the contract or whatever, whatever. Whatever.
(14:24):
You know, we don't need it, Tony. You know we
got millions of money rolling in anyway. We don't need him. No,
we don't need to talk Olympics on the show. No,
but we I guess we do need to figure out
other topics, Tony. And you know, why don't we just
take a quick break, gather our thoughts like we'll call
a lawyer and we'll be right back, all right, them,
(14:49):
we're back from break. And during during the break, we
got a call from our legal team. Yeah, and well
they have advised us to say no more about the
Bat Blue and it's subsidiaries and holding something else, they said.
And they also told us it was in our best
(15:11):
legal interest to wrap the show right here. And uh, well,
you know, Tony and I have much legal expertise, more
than our legal thing, of course, and we we we
have chosen that we think, you know, the show is
good enough. We made this, We're gonna wrap it. You know.
You you go your rate and review the show. But
you're a visit at you got to do? Do you
(15:34):
listen to our legal teams told us to wrap the show? Yeah?
What do you want? Are you doing?
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Just?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
God's gonna be worth the jail time that you might. Yeah,
you're going to jail. Bro? Go what go? You said?
Speaker 3 (15:49):
The name of the American figure skater was Ilia Maulkin.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Yeah, bro, yeah, because that's his name. Bro.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
No, No, his name is Ilia Melanin, not Mulkin. I'm
pretty sure you're confusing him with you, Genny Malkin the
hockey player.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
No, you know what's confusing the fact that you're alive
right now, and that reminds me.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
I have a name for your penis. You have Genny
small King. Oh great one downy? Why still go and worry?
Speaker 1 (16:23):
You said?
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Basically, bob sled is an easy sport that any old
person can do, and call the bob sled and ice
rocking chair.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Yeah, how hard can it be? Bro? Anybody can do it, Broye.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
That's insulting. There's are high level athletes who train their
whole lives to do that. You wouldn't last three seconds?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Oh yeah, well, uh, you know who's also trained their
whole lives my Rottweiler to maul you.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Yeah, and you know who else wouldn't last three seconds?
Yo with the woman?
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Oh doty. Just when you thought this episode was going
to go out on a loan note, don't worry people.
Next week just booked Eagles legend super Bowl hero Nick
Foles backup, always coming, always anyway. He don't forget your
rate and review the show on outre stall. You go
(17:20):
to the merch store, you buy the mer by them.
It's like you subscribe your comment. You get to a
world people and talking about work.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Doughty, great job as always, Same to you, Poorly, another
fluorally show.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
We'll see people next week. See your
The following content does not reflect the opinions of Fox
Sports Radio. What it does reflect is your terrible choice
in programming. All right, all right, you're you you damn
to your life from Philly. It's the number one rated
Polly and Tony Foosco show. Yo, as always Polly Foolsco
(00:23):
here with Tony Foolsco and Dony. It's not just a
huge show today, this is our special Winter Olympics Go
and you know it almost didn't have people thanks to
our useless producer over there. Yeah. You you know, the
other day we found out that the Canadian beer company
(00:44):
le bat Blue, who lets you say, we've had a
bid of a rocky relationship with that. Yeah, they put
out what we call in the business and RFB. Okay,
and well that stands for well you should know, Yeah,
that's it. Look it anyway, le Bat Blue they were
offering one hundred k for any show that did a
special Olympics episode. Now I meant an Olympics episode that's special,
(01:07):
just anyway, an Olympics episode dedicated to the latest Olympic
news and analysis while promoting the Bat Blue. But producer
back there, idiot dummy, Well he didn't even tell us
about that. Yeah, what are you going to do? What
do you do?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
You're about to be the Black and Blue lose a
good one.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
No, no, I didn't tell you because you guys know
nothing about the Winter Olympics. Huh No, I bet you
haven't watched the single second. No, a single second? Is
how long your dates last?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Yeah? They last a second and you are still single?
Oh now shit, app yeah exactly. Yeah, anyway, don't mind
that fool, because good news. At the twenty fifth hour,
we rescued the deal. We called up the Bat Blue
and while we got their voicemail, well, we told them
over the line that we agreed to that dark and
we will do it. And also, to be.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Clear, since there's two of us, it's one hundred k each.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yep. So right now we're gonna bring you our special
Winter Olympics episode. And by the way, as part of
the deal, we also have to do several of these
natural organic brand integrations as they call it. I'm reading
the RFP here right here. But don't worry, you're not
even gonna know.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Notice it's not gonna interfere at all because it's baked
in content.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
You're not even gonna know what happened, You're not even
gonna know anyway. All right, with that, let's start up
our Winter Olympics Special sponsored by the fine people are
good friends at La bat Blue Winter Olympics Special sponsored
by the good people at the Back Blue. Okay, see,
(02:47):
you're probably thinking that you're listening right now to the
NBC Olympic theme and now this is going to come
as a surprise to you. But that in the business
is what we call a sounderlike, okay, we're not spending
one penny or the two hundred k on a music
course when you can't even tell the difference right there, No,
you can't. I thought that was the Olympic team I
(03:08):
did anyway. All right, you know, we've been taking in
so much of these Olympics through what we've seen on
the NBC and the headlines on the ESPN homepage, and obviously,
you know, any Olympic analyst knows the big story right
now is men's figure skating and what went wrong with
the favorite Ille Malkin. Yeah, the quad, God that's quad
(03:33):
got any totally blue? Is chance at a medal? You
watched the tape? Tell us what went wrong for him?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I've watched a ton of figure skating in my life,
once every four years, and I couldn't believe what I
was seeing. You see, in figure skating, everyone knows the
key is to not fall down, and yet this guy
was falling all over the place. And I was like,
how did this guy make the big team if he
(04:01):
doesn't even know how skating works.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I was thinking the exact same thing, you know, And
you know why that guy fell down so much because
he was spinning way too much. You know, well, what
happens when you spin around all that much, you fall exactly.
He was probably dizzy from all that needless spinning that
it hurt his score. If I was his coach, I
(04:24):
would have told him less spinning, more winning. Great advice
that Dony and uh, Well, on the subject of great advice,
are you feeling down maybe because you know you've blown
the greatest opportunity that you worked your entire life for
on the world stage and embarrassed yourself in front of
millions and billions of people. Well, we've got the fix
(04:45):
for you, a gold refreshing La bat Blue to take
your mind off everything, right, Dony.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Absolutely, And you know, if you want to develop a
natural immunity to spin in. Then just drink daily amounts
of Labat Blue, and within a few weeks you'll be
spinning all the time, and that figure skating spinning will
seem like nothing. Take it from me, I used to
drink Ten's going on in the phone call?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Sorry, it is one of the sales reps from that
okay guy, Doug hold on, Oh Doug, yo, Yo. We're
on the air right now. Bro. Whoa, whoa, whoa? Well,
calm down, bro. Well, you know, first of all, you
sound very upset. You know, it sounds like, frankly you
could use a Labat Blue. Well, you can't cancel the deal.
(05:33):
What what we we have a voicemail agreement.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
The show's already on the air. We're already rolling. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I hear you angry. Okay, look, look how about this.
You you'll be a professional, okay and just shut up
for a moment and let us be professionals and do
our job. All right, So sit back, you'll say what
we got this?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
All right?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
I hear you? All right? Bye? Bye? What was that
all about? Something he said about doing damage to their
brand or whatnot? I don't know, you know, I think
you know, you know when you get a note and
you gotta read between the lines. I think he just
watched all positivity around.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah, that's probably what he wanted exactly. Okay, we work
with the sales, so look we'll do a positive story.
We had one coming up. Okay, let's go move to
the sport of bob sledding. Okay, bob sledting.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Oh, this woman named Alana Mayers Taylor. Okay, she won
the gold medal at age forty one and became the
oldest person ever to win any Winter Olympics individual event, Tony,
your thoughts it?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
You know a lot of people are saying this was
a surprise, but I wasn't surprised because what do old
people do all day?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
They sit? Where do they sit in rocking chairs? Well?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Is it a bob sled just basically an ice rocking chair,
you know. Frankly, I would figure the oldest someone gets,
the better they'd get.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Same here, Tony, when you'll think about it, the older
and more frail their bones get, well, the lighter that
Bob's letter becomes, right, which makes the more aerodynamic and
aerodynamic exactly.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
In fact, you know what I'm gonna take my ninety
seven year old grandmother and strap her into a bob
sled and see how fast she can go. You know,
she might be in the Olympics in four years, yeah,
or dead you know.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Well yeah, but if she's dead, you know that will
only make a lighter and more aerodynamic when you think
about it, Donnie Alley.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
And you know if she dies, she'll turn blue like
Le Bat blue.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
You know, just a terrific segue, that, Dony, because ain't
you you know, whether you're dead or alive, it's always
a good dime for an ice cold, refreshing La Bat blue,
you know, blue and ice cold, just like Tony's dead grandmother.
Hold on, what is it now, Doug. We're doing a show.
(07:59):
We're doing a show. Whoa you have got the calm
down bro. I thought you Canadians were calm chill you know, Frankly,
you'll need twenty La bat blues. You have to calm down.
And I'm counting that as a brand integration to that absolutely. Yeah.
Oh oh, we're embarrassing your brand. You're embarrassing yourself, interrupting
our show. You're worse than our idiot producer back there, Yeah, no, no, no,
(08:23):
there's no backing out of the deal. Now, don't. Okay,
we have a deal. If anybody's gonna be backing, it's
gonna be you backing up off a cliff when I
throw you off of it. All right, So listen, you're
gonna do your job and shut up, and I'm gonna
do my job and finish the show. Bye. What'd he say? Canadian?
Who cares what he said? We're gonna finish the show
(08:44):
and get our money, Tony. That's what's gonna happen. Anyway,
Let's keep on a special with the Olympics show going
here this You see this story, Tony, there's a scandal
rocking the sport of ski jumping. The athletes they're allegedly
in rejecting their penises with fluid to make their suits
cover more surface area, which apparently makes them fly farther
(09:09):
in the air. Tony, your reaction to the story.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I mean, you know, it's the same reaction anyone would have.
You know, I don't think we're sending the right athletes
to do ski jumping. If our country is serious about winning,
we should have just sent the US men's basketball team.
You know, they're already Olympians. It's the All Star break,
so they have time and they can already jump really high.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
And also you know that you know, of course, of course,
So hold on, Tony, our producer back there is giving
us the stink guy. What what do you want?
Speaker 3 (09:49):
You want to finish that thought?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Finish what thought? It's obvious, it's obvious.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
I think I know what you're saying, and it's an
efect of stereotype.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Oh well, you're offensive to the human eye.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Yeah, and let's just say you're not making any ski
jump teams anytime soon.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
If you catch my drift. Yeah, there you go. Yeah,
now be quiet. You're worse than this little bat blue
guy between the both of them, exactly. All right. Uh,
you know, we got more time to affiliate Tony. You
got any more stories Olympic stories you want to talk about?
You know?
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Uh, those were really the only three things I heard about.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yep, same it, Tony. Yeah, you know, why don't we
just will go chuck ESPN dot gae what's going on here?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I don't must do that? All right, hold on, just
type of this in here right at ESPN dot com.
Let's see what's going on. Wait a second, Tony, hold on,
just a bum hit that breaking those sound and we
got breaking. Those We have to interrupt our Winter Olympics coverage,
Tony to bring you this break. Those reports said Tyreek
Hill might be considering going back to the Chiefs after
(11:06):
getting released by the Dolphins. Wow, and this is you know,
this reminds me, Dony, you had some inside saucing on
when went down in Miami with Tyreek earlier this week,
didn't you. Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
You know, my sources told me this was an extremely
confusing week for Tyreek. Apparently, when Tyreek Hill found out
he was getting a release, he was confused because he
had already released three times that afternoon. Then when his
agent clarified that it was Miami giving him the release,
(11:38):
Tyreek became even more confused because he didn't know a.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Woman named Miami.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Then his agent clarified that it was the Miami football
team given him the release. Tyreek then became even more
confused because you know, how can you have sex with
the football team. Then the agent clarified and told Tyreek
they were cutting him, but Tyrekreek said he didn't want
a vasectomy. Than the agent clarified and told him they
(12:05):
were cutting him from the football team. And that's when
Tyreek realized he could no longer play in Miami and
would need to go have sex somewhere else.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Just great saucing Dony all time. Let me to silence
my phony. Oh yeah, good idea this dog. By the way,
when you look at all the possible themes for Tyreek Hill,
who's sticking out to you, Dony.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Well, I've broken down all of Tyreek Hill's stats, his
numbers on the field and also the numbers in his
bank account, which is getting low due to the dozens
upon thousands of child support payments he has. It seems
to me Tyreek needs to find a team that would
boost his production but lower his reproduction. To me, that
(12:53):
narrows the field to two teams, Green Bay and Buffalo.
The weather's so cold there that it will reduce his
sperm cow and he'll have better quarterbacks because he won't
have to deal with a crappy QB like Tua who
literally is incapable of throwing a football and also putting
together a coherent thought. What does this mean for Tyreek overall?
(13:17):
Improved ball control on and off the field.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Just tremendous analysis all around that, Dony And oh you
kidding me? I thought I put the phone on silent
hold on a moment, Tony, What is it now, Doug, Doug, Yeah,
I know it's the Olympic special, Okay, but we had
breaking news. It's called being a journalist to see we
report the truth. And the truth right now is that
(13:43):
you are a giant douchebag. And after the show, I'm
gonna make you le black and blood. Yeah. Oh oh
you feel threatened? So oh a violation, violation of the contract.
Oh yeah, go call your lawyer's Doug. Yea, go call them,
because you know who I'm gonna call. Here's who I'm
(14:03):
gonna call you, Canadian. I'm gonna call a caribou to
violate you with this giant moose cut goodbye, lose, hang
up bottom Canadian loser. Yeah, well, the deal's off, Tony.
I guess he says we violated the contract or whatever, whatever. Whatever.
(14:24):
You know, we don't need it, Tony. You know we
got millions of money rolling in anyway. We don't need him. No,
we don't need to talk Olympics on the show. No,
but we I guess we do need to figure out
other topics, Tony. And you know, why don't we just
take a quick break, gather our thoughts like we'll call
a lawyer and we'll be right back, all right, them,
(14:49):
we're back from break. And during during the break, we
got a call from our legal team. Yeah, and well
they have advised us to say no more about the
Bat Blue and it's subsidiaries and holding something else, they said.
And they also told us it was in our best
(15:11):
legal interest to wrap the show right here. And uh, well,
you know, Tony and I have much legal expertise, more
than our legal thing, of course, and we we we
have chosen that we think, you know, the show is
good enough. We made this, We're gonna wrap it. You know.
You you go your rate and review the show. But
you're a visit at you got to do? Do you
(15:34):
listen to our legal teams told us to wrap the show? Yeah?
What do you want? Are you doing?
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Just?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
God's gonna be worth the jail time that you might. Yeah,
you're going to jail. Bro? Go what go? You said?
Speaker 3 (15:49):
The name of the American figure skater was Ilia Maulkin.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Yeah, bro, yeah, because that's his name. Bro.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
No, No, his name is Ilia Melanin, not Mulkin. I'm
pretty sure you're confusing him with you, Genny Malkin the
hockey player.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
No, you know what's confusing the fact that you're alive
right now, and that reminds me.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
I have a name for your penis. You have Genny
small King. Oh great one downy? Why still go and worry?
Speaker 1 (16:23):
You said?
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Basically, bob sled is an easy sport that any old
person can do, and call the bob sled and ice
rocking chair.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Yeah, how hard can it be? Bro? Anybody can do it, Broye.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
That's insulting. There's are high level athletes who train their
whole lives to do that. You wouldn't last three seconds?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Oh yeah, well, uh, you know who's also trained their
whole lives my Rottweiler to maul you.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Yeah, and you know who else wouldn't last three seconds?
Yo with the woman?
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Oh doty. Just when you thought this episode was going
to go out on a loan note, don't worry people.
Next week just booked Eagles legend super Bowl hero Nick
Foles backup, always coming, always anyway. He don't forget your
rate and review the show on outre stall. You go
(17:20):
to the merch store, you buy the mer by them.
It's like you subscribe your comment. You get to a
world people and talking about work.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Doughty, great job as always, Same to you, Poorly, another
fluorally show.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
We'll see people next week. See your
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