April 2, 2026 • 21 mins
In this special report, Paulie & Tony Fusco prove why Tiger Woods is the LAST person you should blame for the car accident, and name all the people who SHOULD be blamed. Also, they react to the controversy surrounding Chicago Bulls player Jaden Ivey, and react to VERY SURPRISING news about Odell Beckham Jr. and also Dak Prescott.
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
All right, right, dam I'm into your life from Philly.
It's the number one rated Paully and Tony Fosco show.
Yo Yo, as always Paulie Fosco here with Tony Fosco
and Tony. It's a very important show today because today
we are going to bring you a special report, Tiger
(00:27):
in trouble.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Tiger in trouble.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
All right, guys, you may have read by now the
golf of Tiger Woods involved in his second car accident
in six years. You know, and by the way, you
know people saying this is terrible, Tony, we looked up
the statistics of drivers in Florida. That's actually a pretty
clean driving record that state. But of course the media
(00:52):
comes out blame Tiger, how could he do it? When
we're done with this show, you're going to see why
Tiger is the last person you should blame. Yeah. And also,
you know we cover all other news on this. You know,
it's controversial story. This bulls player cut for his anti
gay comments. Jade and Ivy. You know we're gonna say
something you think that's controversial, we might say something even
(01:13):
more controversial exactly. That's what we call the business of
these people. Learn you're not going to want to match
your media learn anyway, talking about why we how we
teach you media on the show and also controversial. You know,
it's you people out there. Do you even understand how
those media business works? If you haven't subscribed or rated
(01:34):
or reviewed this podcast on Apple Podcast, then all I
can say is, what the hell are you doing with
your life?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
You know, literally, you know we're up here doing all
the work, and what are you doing? You think you
could just sit back and listen or watch a podcast
and not do anything.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
That's not how this works. No, I mean, you know,
although sometimes Tony, I do wonder if maybe our content
is just too good. You know, people they're just they're
sitting there, they're so mesmerized by how good it is
that they can't do anything else.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Yeah, you know what, that's that's actually a really good point.
You know, they're probably sitting there enjoying it so much
and learning so much that they just get paralyzed.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
It's it's maybe too much information for the exactly we
can handle it. Yeah, exactly way.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
You know.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
All right, that's enough of that. Let's waste no more
diamond and get right into a special report. Tiger in trouble.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Tiger in trouble, all right.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
So you know the news Tiger was charged with the
d UI after his car rolled over and he you know,
was after he clips some guy in a truck who
is going to driveway whatever. You know, everyone's rushing to
blame the guy who hit the other guy. Exactly, that's
just the media recklessly coming to conclusions, talk about reckless
(02:57):
things through exactly. You know that that Tiger is a
bad driver, Tony. What's the one thing we all know
about Tiger.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
He's a golfer, of course, and what do we know
about golfers.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
They used to drive in golf carts.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
You know, Tiger probably gotten the car, pressed the pedal down,
thinking that the car was gonna go five miles peraua max.
You know, like any normal golfer would. We've seen this before.
Scottie Scheffler probably thought he was gonna pull away from
the security guard at a speed of one mile perahur
(03:36):
because he thought he was in a golf cart too.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Exactly, That's what I said. Then I'll say it, you know,
And you gotta think people aren't asking, well, where was
Tiger coming from? Well, he's a golfer. So he was
probably coming from, you know, one of these Shishi country clubs, right,
what do they have there, valet valet. He probably went
up to the valet and said, give me my cart,
and his valet becau is an idiot thought he said car.
(04:02):
I gave him a car. You know, there you go.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
You know, must have been a total misunderstanding. And you know,
when you think about it, he was in Florida, which
is basically one big golf course. You know, Florida is
more golf course than it is state. So Tiger must
have thought he was driving a golf car on a
golf course and then realize, no, he was on a street.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Perfectly reasonable explanation. And you know he said that when
the accident happened that he was on the phone. Well
what if Tiger was on the phone with his caddy
exactly and the caddy said something like you need to
work on hitting a driver. Well, Tiger was just following
the caddy's orders, as any good golfer would. So clearly
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you got to blame the caddy, you know.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
One hundred percent. And you know what else you blame
the caddy for. If a caddy can help pick the
right golf club. Then why is in the caddy helping
Tiger pick the right car? You know clearly range ROVERA
is the wrong way to go. You got to go
with something like one of those automatic self driving cars
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or at the very least Evolvo or And you know,
if not a Volvo, then what about a tank A
he can afford it. And two everyone would see him
coming and get out of it away.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
And three you know it wouldn't roll over.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
And four, well he'd be standing with the troops because
you know, he'd literally be standing with the troops in
the tank.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
All great points that Dody. And you know, in this
whole blame game with the media, how come I've never
heard one person blame the guy driving the truck that
got in Tiger Woods's way. Exactly. If you've got Tiger
Woods behind you, you got to let him play through.
Got to whether that's on a of course or a
(06:00):
residential street, it doesn't matter. You think you got more
important places to be the Tiger Woods. Who do you
think you are? Exactly? And you know who else? I
blame that TGF.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
You know that dumb simulated golf show where they hit
the ball into the screen like a bunch of wishes.
You know, he was playing that TGF right before the accident.
You know, maybe when he was driving the car, he
thought he was still in the simulation. Like the other day,
I put on one of those meta head quest things
(06:34):
and I couldn't tell, you know, reality from the headset.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
And since then I've.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Been all confused, like, am I playing simulated ping pong
right now?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Or am I doing a show? I can't tell the difference.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
You know, seriously, is this the real show or is
this taking place right now in my meta head quest?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I really can't tell. Don't worry, don't You're in real
life right now. But I can see you're making the point.
How confusing it must have been for Tiger, was you
know exactly? You know the other person that I blame you, Tony,
And I know this is controversial, but I have to
blame the cop who pulled him over, because you know,
(07:17):
he asked Tiger to walk in a straight line and
then Tiger was apparently wobbling around and unable to do it. Yeah,
because the guy has a metal leg exactly. And you
know we've all seen this before. Of course, I'm talking
about Terminator too.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
You know, there's a part where the T one thousand
just had his leg blown off, and you know, because
he's made of liquid metal, it first shapes the new
leg into a kind of metal pole kind of leg.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
And even the T one thousand had trouble walking. So
you know, say no more, don't he makes total sense exactly.
And you know the other thing that I've been thinking
about in this whole thing, isn't it suspicious to anyone
that this crash happened right before the master's good point?
You know when Tiger Woods, you know, could easily wait
(08:08):
in his sleep. How do we know this isn't something
you know, Tanya Heart and Jeff Golougi kind of thing.
You know, where was Phil Mickelson when this happened? Where
was Scotty Scheffler when this happened? How come nobody in
quoting that? You know? In fact, I went and looked
this up, ton. It turns out at the time of
Tiger's accident, there was a very highly suspicious number of
(08:30):
golfers in Florida. In fact, there were more golfers in
that state at that time than there were anywhere in
the world, but underreported by the media. You know, I
was thinking the same thing.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
And why hasn't the media asked Phil Mickelson about that,
you know, or Scotty Scheffler about that.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
You know, it's a fair job. That silence is very suspicious.
The silence says everything Tony exactly. And you know the
other thing that people just you know, because they get
so wrong here saying, well, Tiger Woods is stepping away
from golf, you know, he made that announcement, and they're
acting like his career is over. Well, to me, his
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career is just beginning right down.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Ain't.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Of course, In fact, Tiger Woods can still have a
legendary career, you know, not in golf, but in NASCAR.
Think about it. What do people love most about Nascar?
The of course, sometimes I watch these races and there's
no crashes, But with Tiger you'd be guaranteed to crash
(09:33):
every time. And we know Tiger can drive ratings just
not cause it's.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
A win win for everyone. You know, it's a great
point do it. And you know, what do we know
about Tiger Woods? He is a legend at finding the
whitest sport imaginable like golf and then changing the game.
Well exactly, what's then the NASCAR there's nothing whiter than Nascar.
I mean, I can't, I can't name another sport you know.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Maybe yeah, uh, you know, maybe lawn bowling.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
But I can't think of anything, you know, doesn't work.
Maybe he does into lawn bowling. Yeah, he would dominate
that too, he would. He would dominate that though. Anyway,
all right, that wraps our special report, Tiger.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
In trouble, Tiger in Trouble.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
We had to wrap it there because there's other news
we got to get out of the NBA. The Bulls
released that player Jaden Ivy after he went on Instagram
and said that the gay Bride Night is a bad
idea because it celebrates quote, unrighteousness, and you know, Tony.
As controversial as this is, we have to agree that
(10:43):
this whole discussion of male sexuality has no place in basketball.
You know, it really doesn't.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
You know, the game of basketball, it's not about who's
gay or who's straight. It's about ten men on the
court chasing down balls. Ryana grabbed those balls, you know,
grinding on each other, banging into each other. Yeah, it's
not about sexuality. It's about going hard at the other guys.
(11:11):
You know, sometimes double team in or even triple team
in them and then dunking your balls right in his
face and saying facial You know, it's not about being
gay or straight or BLT. So I agree, let's keep
all this sexual stuff out of basketball.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
It just had to be said that, Tony. And you
know to another story that had to be said, thankfully,
the Baltimore Ravens president Sashi Brown. You know, he came
out talking about this whole failed Max Crosby traded with
the Ravens, and he said that the media blew it
out of proportion because it was quote a slow news cycle.
(11:50):
And I gotta agree, that's exactly what I was thinking
happened here, Tony, didn't you? Yeah, me too, And he's
totally right. You know, we see this all the time.
You know.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
I remember when I was growing up and all the
news kept talking about this random wall that came down,
uh in Germany I think it was, and it was
all over the news, and I was like, why did
they keep talking about this random wall? It wasn't even
a nice wall. It had a bunch of spray paint
all over it. And they covered the taking down to
(12:22):
this war for weeks, and I was like, is this
the news or HGTV. You know, why do I care
about some city's demolition project? And you know, I was
glad the war came down because it was so ugly,
but it was clearly a slow news cycle.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Slow news cycle. I could never figure out what was
going on there either, and well on the subjects is
something I can't figure out. You know, the Giants. I
read the news because they're apparently considering bringing back Odell
Beckham Junior. Now I don't understand why even Odell would
want to go back to the Giant. I'm trying to
(13:00):
wrap my head around this. Don't What do you think
is going on here?
Speaker 3 (13:04):
The only thing that I could think that makes sense
is that, you know, Odell must be wondering if he
might have left some coke in his old Giants locker.
You know, because right now, the price of you know,
the tariffs and the price of everything going up, coke
is probably very expensive.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
That makes a lot of sense. So maybe if you
can go back and get the coke, and you know,
maybe you gotta wonder did L. D. Lawrence Talor leave
some coke that though, because then you get your own
and he get that eighties coke which was probably more potent.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
So that's a great point, because I can't I really
can't think of anything else.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
I can't think of another reason. But you know, while
we're talking NFC East Yea, the story came across that
Dak Prescott is reportedly in a quote good spot after
breaking off the engagement, wedding whatever it was with his
girlfriend there And Donny, you dug into this and you
(14:02):
found out what that means, didn't I did?
Speaker 3 (14:04):
I did, And according to my sources, when they say
Dak is in a good spot, they're referring to his
spot in the local Dallas strip club where apparently he
has a third row seat in the corner when no
one can see him getting a blowjob from one of
the strippers.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Oh well, good reporting that, Donny, And they're well on
the subject of good spots. You know, that's a fine
spot for Dak. But if you want to be in
a good spot out there, there's one great spot, and
that's of course, the official Fusco Show merch Store where
you can get so many great shirts and mugs and
other things. You go there, now, you buy the stuff,
(14:44):
and you do that because we all know how lazy
you've been at Leasta, I believe established up tops, so
you can make up for that anyway. All right, we're
going to take a break. We'll be right back with
this Week in Facebook News. All right, we're back from break.
You know, as we told you up top, and in
(15:05):
every show, you can't trust the lying, lazy no, right,
and you know that's why people come to us for
the straight dope. But you know people always wonder, well,
how do you how do you guys get all this
good information? And well, you know, we don't like to
give away the tricks of the trade air, but but
we do have to tip our ap to the greatest
news source out there right now, and of course that's Facebook.
(15:28):
So right now we're going to go through all the
stories that the media, big media is hiding but Facebook, luckily,
the good people at Facebook are putting on that platform.
So it's time for this week in Facebook News.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
This week in Facebook News, all.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Right, put up that first one here this. I couldn't
believe the media didn't talk about this. After the Yankees
game the other night, the Yankees lost to the Mariners
two to one. Manager Aaron Boone was seen in the
postgame conference crying like a little bit sobbing, Yeah, sobbing.
And also what nobody reported is you can see in
this image that the Yankees accidentally wore their uniforms back
(16:07):
wows crying because the Yankees are so inept? Why they
not talking? Are you kidding me? Talking about in nept?
Speaker 4 (16:17):
What? That is a telltale sign of artificial intelligence? If
stuff in the image is backwards.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Your your head is backwards, your asses on top of
your head. So you're a telltale sign of a douchebag.
All right, go to this next, go to the next one,
and shot, what are you gonna say about this one?
Look at this Travis kelce Nobody is reporting this Tony
Travis kelcey thirty minutes ago in an unfortunate accident. There
he is seemingly on life support. Wow, I've gone to CNN, DMZ,
(16:49):
all the outlets, crickets. So you gotta wonder what are
they trying to hide? Because clearly, look at that him,
he's on his deathbed there. What do you say about that?
That's not a fake? You can't say that's AI.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
That it is AI. They're all AI.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
You already, I yeah, you know that you must be AI.
That's how he knows Tony, because he's exactly see what
you have to say about this. I got some terrible
news for everyone in the audience. Please just hold on
because I'm going to break some news here. According to Facebook,
thirty minutes ago, Sidney Sweeney and Glenn Powell were both
(17:25):
killed in a tragic accident. And I'm so sorry to
break this news to you, but that is a real
photo of them smiling. That's real when they died. But
the news is clearly real. And I you know, because
this happened thirty minutes ago. That's why the news outlets
are not reporting this. But Facebook so up to the
minute first, the first time. You're going to find out
(17:47):
about it soon. What do you say about that? Producers
are what.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Do you want?
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Producers already me mocking they died and he's mocking them.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
Your marketing can be real. Anybody can put text on
top of a picture. It's like six stuff.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
I'm going to put text on your face that says
douchebag because.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Your exactly, you know, so disrespectful. He's a memory of
those two young actors. Can you stop just dirupting and
being so really pleased?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Can you be quiet?
Speaker 4 (18:17):
Yeah, frankly, I agree, because none of this is getting through.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
My fist is going to get through to your face. Yeah,
none of this is getting through. Is what the time
you tried to have sex? That's what the woman said?
There you go anyway? All right, Look, you know, Tony,
this is what I see is going on here, right,
He's part of the big media conspiracy cover You know
who's part of that? You know he's part of that
cover up Oprah Winfrey. Well, good news, Tony, because look
(18:44):
at what just happened again. Thirty minutes ago, Oprah Winfrey
arrested by police. You'll see there in handcuffs away you
probably something, you know, probably for being you know, a
pedophile who supports Antifa. You know, it's got to be
one of those things. But now finally in jail, what
do you say about that producer that that's a real image? Yeah,
(19:06):
thatsree serious? You can't be serious. Well, I'm gonna look
this up. Hold on, Tony, I'm gonna look this up. Yeah,
we're gonna confirm. Are you gonna have egg on your face?
Speaker 4 (19:17):
I can't wait for this one.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
CNN from twenty twenty. There's a headline, Tony. It says,
Oprah denies awful fake arrest rumors. Oh so there you go,
CNN cnver up with Oprah Winfrey. There, what do you say?
What do you say, producer? What do you say now? Mister? Yeah,
he's done. You know what, Donny, it's no great nos.
(19:42):
We went out on a high note.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
We may have lost Sydney Sweeney, but frankly, until in
jail is dedicated to the end this in week in
Facebook nose. All right, I close it up.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Yah.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
It was a great show all around, Tony, your great
journalism by us, and we want to remind you and
go to the arches all the merchr you in me.
I want to put you in jail with Oprah.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
What Yeah, what you think another golfer did something to
Tiger's car to cause the accident so he wouldn't win
the Masters.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Yeah, connect the dots, bro, Tiger.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Is not even going to play in the Masters, and
if he did, he would have been lucky to make
the cut.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Oh yeah, Well after the show, I'm going to make
a cut in your abdomen. Yeah, and you're going to
win the Masters betas. Oh great, what.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
You called the Golf League TGF?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Yeah, bro, Yeah, that's one with the screens. That's the name.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Yeah, yeah, it's not TGF, it's tg L. It's an
abbreviation for Tomorrow Golf League.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Oh yeah, well your DGL totally girlless.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
And you know what's also abbreviated, your penis.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Oh but here I got great news, Tony. This just
came in. Just booked on next week's show, super Bowl
hero Eagles legend Nick Foles will be in. Wow, that's huge.
Don't forget you got it. You got work to do. People,
this you Dony, You being lazy. You're rate and review
(21:30):
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job as always, same to you, poorly another floor is show.
There you go. We'll see people next week. See your
All right, right, dam I'm into your life from Philly.
It's the number one rated Paully and Tony Fosco show.
Yo Yo, as always Paulie Fosco here with Tony Fosco
and Tony. It's a very important show today because today
we are going to bring you a special report, Tiger
(00:27):
in trouble.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Tiger in trouble.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
All right, guys, you may have read by now the
golf of Tiger Woods involved in his second car accident
in six years. You know, and by the way, you
know people saying this is terrible, Tony, we looked up
the statistics of drivers in Florida. That's actually a pretty
clean driving record that state. But of course the media
(00:52):
comes out blame Tiger, how could he do it? When
we're done with this show, you're going to see why
Tiger is the last person you should blame. Yeah. And also,
you know we cover all other news on this. You know,
it's controversial story. This bulls player cut for his anti
gay comments. Jade and Ivy. You know we're gonna say
something you think that's controversial, we might say something even
(01:13):
more controversial exactly. That's what we call the business of
these people. Learn you're not going to want to match
your media learn anyway, talking about why we how we
teach you media on the show and also controversial. You know,
it's you people out there. Do you even understand how
those media business works? If you haven't subscribed or rated
(01:34):
or reviewed this podcast on Apple Podcast, then all I
can say is, what the hell are you doing with
your life?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
You know, literally, you know we're up here doing all
the work, and what are you doing? You think you
could just sit back and listen or watch a podcast
and not do anything.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
That's not how this works. No, I mean, you know,
although sometimes Tony, I do wonder if maybe our content
is just too good. You know, people they're just they're
sitting there, they're so mesmerized by how good it is
that they can't do anything else.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Yeah, you know what, that's that's actually a really good point.
You know, they're probably sitting there enjoying it so much
and learning so much that they just get paralyzed.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
It's it's maybe too much information for the exactly we
can handle it. Yeah, exactly way.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
You know.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
All right, that's enough of that. Let's waste no more
diamond and get right into a special report. Tiger in trouble.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Tiger in trouble, all right.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
So you know the news Tiger was charged with the
d UI after his car rolled over and he you know,
was after he clips some guy in a truck who
is going to driveway whatever. You know, everyone's rushing to
blame the guy who hit the other guy. Exactly, that's
just the media recklessly coming to conclusions, talk about reckless
(02:57):
things through exactly. You know that that Tiger is a
bad driver, Tony. What's the one thing we all know
about Tiger.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
He's a golfer, of course, and what do we know
about golfers.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
They used to drive in golf carts.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
You know, Tiger probably gotten the car, pressed the pedal down,
thinking that the car was gonna go five miles peraua max.
You know, like any normal golfer would. We've seen this before.
Scottie Scheffler probably thought he was gonna pull away from
the security guard at a speed of one mile perahur
(03:36):
because he thought he was in a golf cart too.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Exactly, That's what I said. Then I'll say it, you know,
And you gotta think people aren't asking, well, where was
Tiger coming from? Well, he's a golfer. So he was
probably coming from, you know, one of these Shishi country clubs, right,
what do they have there, valet valet. He probably went
up to the valet and said, give me my cart,
and his valet becau is an idiot thought he said car.
(04:02):
I gave him a car. You know, there you go.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
You know, must have been a total misunderstanding. And you know,
when you think about it, he was in Florida, which
is basically one big golf course. You know, Florida is
more golf course than it is state. So Tiger must
have thought he was driving a golf car on a
golf course and then realize, no, he was on a street.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Perfectly reasonable explanation. And you know he said that when
the accident happened that he was on the phone. Well
what if Tiger was on the phone with his caddy
exactly and the caddy said something like you need to
work on hitting a driver. Well, Tiger was just following
the caddy's orders, as any good golfer would. So clearly
(04:50):
you got to blame the caddy, you know.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
One hundred percent. And you know what else you blame
the caddy for. If a caddy can help pick the
right golf club. Then why is in the caddy helping
Tiger pick the right car? You know clearly range ROVERA
is the wrong way to go. You got to go
with something like one of those automatic self driving cars
(05:12):
or at the very least Evolvo or And you know,
if not a Volvo, then what about a tank A
he can afford it. And two everyone would see him
coming and get out of it away.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
And three you know it wouldn't roll over.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
And four, well he'd be standing with the troops because
you know, he'd literally be standing with the troops in
the tank.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
All great points that Dody. And you know, in this
whole blame game with the media, how come I've never
heard one person blame the guy driving the truck that
got in Tiger Woods's way. Exactly. If you've got Tiger
Woods behind you, you got to let him play through.
Got to whether that's on a of course or a
(06:00):
residential street, it doesn't matter. You think you got more
important places to be the Tiger Woods. Who do you
think you are? Exactly? And you know who else? I
blame that TGF.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
You know that dumb simulated golf show where they hit
the ball into the screen like a bunch of wishes.
You know, he was playing that TGF right before the accident.
You know, maybe when he was driving the car, he
thought he was still in the simulation. Like the other day,
I put on one of those meta head quest things
(06:34):
and I couldn't tell, you know, reality from the headset.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
And since then I've.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Been all confused, like, am I playing simulated ping pong
right now?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Or am I doing a show? I can't tell the difference.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
You know, seriously, is this the real show or is
this taking place right now in my meta head quest?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I really can't tell. Don't worry, don't You're in real
life right now. But I can see you're making the point.
How confusing it must have been for Tiger, was you
know exactly? You know the other person that I blame you, Tony,
And I know this is controversial, but I have to
blame the cop who pulled him over, because you know,
(07:17):
he asked Tiger to walk in a straight line and
then Tiger was apparently wobbling around and unable to do it. Yeah,
because the guy has a metal leg exactly. And you
know we've all seen this before. Of course, I'm talking
about Terminator too.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
You know, there's a part where the T one thousand
just had his leg blown off, and you know, because
he's made of liquid metal, it first shapes the new
leg into a kind of metal pole kind of leg.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
And even the T one thousand had trouble walking. So
you know, say no more, don't he makes total sense exactly.
And you know the other thing that I've been thinking
about in this whole thing, isn't it suspicious to anyone
that this crash happened right before the master's good point?
You know when Tiger Woods, you know, could easily wait
(08:08):
in his sleep. How do we know this isn't something
you know, Tanya Heart and Jeff Golougi kind of thing.
You know, where was Phil Mickelson when this happened? Where
was Scotty Scheffler when this happened? How come nobody in
quoting that? You know? In fact, I went and looked
this up, ton. It turns out at the time of
Tiger's accident, there was a very highly suspicious number of
(08:30):
golfers in Florida. In fact, there were more golfers in
that state at that time than there were anywhere in
the world, but underreported by the media. You know, I
was thinking the same thing.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
And why hasn't the media asked Phil Mickelson about that,
you know, or Scotty Scheffler about that.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
You know, it's a fair job. That silence is very suspicious.
The silence says everything Tony exactly. And you know the
other thing that people just you know, because they get
so wrong here saying, well, Tiger Woods is stepping away
from golf, you know, he made that announcement, and they're
acting like his career is over. Well, to me, his
(09:08):
career is just beginning right down.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Ain't.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Of course, In fact, Tiger Woods can still have a
legendary career, you know, not in golf, but in NASCAR.
Think about it. What do people love most about Nascar?
The of course, sometimes I watch these races and there's
no crashes, But with Tiger you'd be guaranteed to crash
(09:33):
every time. And we know Tiger can drive ratings just
not cause it's.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
A win win for everyone. You know, it's a great
point do it. And you know, what do we know
about Tiger Woods? He is a legend at finding the
whitest sport imaginable like golf and then changing the game.
Well exactly, what's then the NASCAR there's nothing whiter than Nascar.
I mean, I can't, I can't name another sport you know.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Maybe yeah, uh, you know, maybe lawn bowling.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
But I can't think of anything, you know, doesn't work.
Maybe he does into lawn bowling. Yeah, he would dominate
that too, he would. He would dominate that though. Anyway,
all right, that wraps our special report, Tiger.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
In trouble, Tiger in Trouble.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
We had to wrap it there because there's other news
we got to get out of the NBA. The Bulls
released that player Jaden Ivy after he went on Instagram
and said that the gay Bride Night is a bad
idea because it celebrates quote, unrighteousness, and you know, Tony.
As controversial as this is, we have to agree that
(10:43):
this whole discussion of male sexuality has no place in basketball.
You know, it really doesn't.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
You know, the game of basketball, it's not about who's
gay or who's straight. It's about ten men on the
court chasing down balls. Ryana grabbed those balls, you know,
grinding on each other, banging into each other. Yeah, it's
not about sexuality. It's about going hard at the other guys.
(11:11):
You know, sometimes double team in or even triple team
in them and then dunking your balls right in his
face and saying facial You know, it's not about being
gay or straight or BLT. So I agree, let's keep
all this sexual stuff out of basketball.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
It just had to be said that, Tony. And you
know to another story that had to be said, thankfully,
the Baltimore Ravens president Sashi Brown. You know, he came
out talking about this whole failed Max Crosby traded with
the Ravens, and he said that the media blew it
out of proportion because it was quote a slow news cycle.
(11:50):
And I gotta agree, that's exactly what I was thinking
happened here, Tony, didn't you? Yeah, me too, And he's
totally right. You know, we see this all the time.
You know.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
I remember when I was growing up and all the
news kept talking about this random wall that came down,
uh in Germany I think it was, and it was
all over the news, and I was like, why did
they keep talking about this random wall? It wasn't even
a nice wall. It had a bunch of spray paint
all over it. And they covered the taking down to
(12:22):
this war for weeks, and I was like, is this
the news or HGTV. You know, why do I care
about some city's demolition project? And you know, I was
glad the war came down because it was so ugly,
but it was clearly a slow news cycle.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Slow news cycle. I could never figure out what was
going on there either, and well on the subjects is
something I can't figure out. You know, the Giants. I
read the news because they're apparently considering bringing back Odell
Beckham Junior. Now I don't understand why even Odell would
want to go back to the Giant. I'm trying to
(13:00):
wrap my head around this. Don't What do you think
is going on here?
Speaker 3 (13:04):
The only thing that I could think that makes sense
is that, you know, Odell must be wondering if he
might have left some coke in his old Giants locker.
You know, because right now, the price of you know,
the tariffs and the price of everything going up, coke
is probably very expensive.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
That makes a lot of sense. So maybe if you
can go back and get the coke, and you know,
maybe you gotta wonder did L. D. Lawrence Talor leave
some coke that though, because then you get your own
and he get that eighties coke which was probably more potent.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
So that's a great point, because I can't I really
can't think of anything else.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
I can't think of another reason. But you know, while
we're talking NFC East Yea, the story came across that
Dak Prescott is reportedly in a quote good spot after
breaking off the engagement, wedding whatever it was with his
girlfriend there And Donny, you dug into this and you
(14:02):
found out what that means, didn't I did?
Speaker 3 (14:04):
I did, And according to my sources, when they say
Dak is in a good spot, they're referring to his
spot in the local Dallas strip club where apparently he
has a third row seat in the corner when no
one can see him getting a blowjob from one of
the strippers.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Oh well, good reporting that, Donny, And they're well on
the subject of good spots. You know, that's a fine
spot for Dak. But if you want to be in
a good spot out there, there's one great spot, and
that's of course, the official Fusco Show merch Store where
you can get so many great shirts and mugs and
other things. You go there, now, you buy the stuff,
(14:44):
and you do that because we all know how lazy
you've been at Leasta, I believe established up tops, so
you can make up for that anyway. All right, we're
going to take a break. We'll be right back with
this Week in Facebook News. All right, we're back from break.
You know, as we told you up top, and in
(15:05):
every show, you can't trust the lying, lazy no, right,
and you know that's why people come to us for
the straight dope. But you know people always wonder, well,
how do you how do you guys get all this
good information? And well, you know, we don't like to
give away the tricks of the trade air, but but
we do have to tip our ap to the greatest
news source out there right now, and of course that's Facebook.
(15:28):
So right now we're going to go through all the
stories that the media, big media is hiding but Facebook, luckily,
the good people at Facebook are putting on that platform.
So it's time for this week in Facebook News.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
This week in Facebook News, all.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Right, put up that first one here this. I couldn't
believe the media didn't talk about this. After the Yankees
game the other night, the Yankees lost to the Mariners
two to one. Manager Aaron Boone was seen in the
postgame conference crying like a little bit sobbing, Yeah, sobbing.
And also what nobody reported is you can see in
this image that the Yankees accidentally wore their uniforms back
(16:07):
wows crying because the Yankees are so inept? Why they
not talking? Are you kidding me? Talking about in nept?
Speaker 4 (16:17):
What? That is a telltale sign of artificial intelligence? If
stuff in the image is backwards.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Your your head is backwards, your asses on top of
your head. So you're a telltale sign of a douchebag.
All right, go to this next, go to the next one,
and shot, what are you gonna say about this one?
Look at this Travis kelce Nobody is reporting this Tony
Travis kelcey thirty minutes ago in an unfortunate accident. There
he is seemingly on life support. Wow, I've gone to CNN, DMZ,
(16:49):
all the outlets, crickets. So you gotta wonder what are
they trying to hide? Because clearly, look at that him,
he's on his deathbed there. What do you say about that?
That's not a fake? You can't say that's AI.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
That it is AI. They're all AI.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
You already, I yeah, you know that you must be AI.
That's how he knows Tony, because he's exactly see what
you have to say about this. I got some terrible
news for everyone in the audience. Please just hold on
because I'm going to break some news here. According to Facebook,
thirty minutes ago, Sidney Sweeney and Glenn Powell were both
(17:25):
killed in a tragic accident. And I'm so sorry to
break this news to you, but that is a real
photo of them smiling. That's real when they died. But
the news is clearly real. And I you know, because
this happened thirty minutes ago. That's why the news outlets
are not reporting this. But Facebook so up to the
minute first, the first time. You're going to find out
(17:47):
about it soon. What do you say about that? Producers
are what.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Do you want?
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Producers already me mocking they died and he's mocking them.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
Your marketing can be real. Anybody can put text on
top of a picture. It's like six stuff.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
I'm going to put text on your face that says
douchebag because.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Your exactly, you know, so disrespectful. He's a memory of
those two young actors. Can you stop just dirupting and
being so really pleased?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Can you be quiet?
Speaker 4 (18:17):
Yeah, frankly, I agree, because none of this is getting through.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
My fist is going to get through to your face. Yeah,
none of this is getting through. Is what the time
you tried to have sex? That's what the woman said?
There you go anyway? All right, Look, you know, Tony,
this is what I see is going on here, right,
He's part of the big media conspiracy cover You know
who's part of that? You know he's part of that
cover up Oprah Winfrey. Well, good news, Tony, because look
(18:44):
at what just happened again. Thirty minutes ago, Oprah Winfrey
arrested by police. You'll see there in handcuffs away you
probably something, you know, probably for being you know, a
pedophile who supports Antifa. You know, it's got to be
one of those things. But now finally in jail, what
do you say about that producer that that's a real image? Yeah,
(19:06):
thatsree serious? You can't be serious. Well, I'm gonna look
this up. Hold on, Tony, I'm gonna look this up. Yeah,
we're gonna confirm. Are you gonna have egg on your face?
Speaker 4 (19:17):
I can't wait for this one.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
CNN from twenty twenty. There's a headline, Tony. It says,
Oprah denies awful fake arrest rumors. Oh so there you go,
CNN cnver up with Oprah Winfrey. There, what do you say?
What do you say, producer? What do you say now? Mister? Yeah,
he's done. You know what, Donny, it's no great nos.
(19:42):
We went out on a high note.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
We may have lost Sydney Sweeney, but frankly, until in
jail is dedicated to the end this in week in
Facebook nose. All right, I close it up.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Yah.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
It was a great show all around, Tony, your great
journalism by us, and we want to remind you and
go to the arches all the merchr you in me.
I want to put you in jail with Oprah.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
What Yeah, what you think another golfer did something to
Tiger's car to cause the accident so he wouldn't win
the Masters.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Yeah, connect the dots, bro, Tiger.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Is not even going to play in the Masters, and
if he did, he would have been lucky to make
the cut.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Oh yeah, Well after the show, I'm going to make
a cut in your abdomen. Yeah, and you're going to
win the Masters betas. Oh great, what.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
You called the Golf League TGF?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Yeah, bro, Yeah, that's one with the screens. That's the name.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Yeah, yeah, it's not TGF, it's tg L. It's an
abbreviation for Tomorrow Golf League.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Oh yeah, well your DGL totally girlless.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
And you know what's also abbreviated, your penis.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Oh but here I got great news, Tony. This just
came in. Just booked on next week's show, super Bowl
hero Eagles legend Nick Foles will be in. Wow, that's huge.
Don't forget you got it. You got work to do. People,
this you Dony, You being lazy. You're rate and review
(21:30):
around the podcast. You like your subscribing a donate great
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