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Speaker 1 (00:00):
On today's show, we'll give you our reaction to the
NFL Draft and tell you everything the media is too
afraid to say about it.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Let's go roll the intro producer. That's your cue, your moro.
You're gonna be rolling in a grave.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
All right. Ah, you're getting you gom in to your
life from phill It. It's the number one rated Paully
and Tony Fosco show, Yo Yo, as always Paulie Fosco
here with Tony Fosco and Tony Yo. It's a very
special NFL Draft Reaction show. We're not gonna waste time
getting right into the top stories, all the reaction, the news,
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Speaker 3 (01:00):
You're gonna be picked last exactly. You got work to do.
Let's go, let's go.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah. Anyway, well we got work to do to Tony,
So let's wait, rightn't do a NFL Draft reaction.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
NFL Draft reaction.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Well, obviously there's so much to get go from round
one of the draft several moves that will have a
huge impact on the NFL, and it cause many moves
that will have absolutely zero impact and everyone will forget
about by TOMORROWFL. But Dannyway, Tony, let's start with this.
Which pick surprised.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
You most well, frankly, outside of Finando Mendoza number one,
pretty much all of them. You know, this is what
I don't understand. Why didn't these teams just pick players
from Indiana? They just had an undefeated season and they
won the title. Why bother looking up all these other
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players who didn't win a title when you could just
draft their whole team and have a title winning rosta
day one.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Why add all that extra work? It doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Doesn't make any sense, don'ty. I'm only the same thing myself.
But you know, that was one thing that was shocking.
It was Tye Simpson going number thirteen to the LA
Rams And well, it's not hard to say why this
was so unexpected, DON'TY?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
You know, you know I had the same feeling.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I mean, we all remember the last time we saw
a football player named Simpson in Los Angeles. This was
just a terrible pr move by the Rams. I mean, now,
think of how people in Los Angeles are going to
feel when they hear the announcer on the TV say,
there go Simpson, he's on the loose. Oh look now
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he's taking a stab at his target. I mean, they'll
be running for their lives exactly. You know, it's just
so thoughtless.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
It's thoughtless.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
And you know what, can I just say one more
thing here, because I've also got concerns about his first
name too. Who names this son Taie? And how can
you have a winning mentality if your name is Tie.
And you may say, well, that has no connection to
the game of football, well then you're an idiot who
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doesn't know stats. Because if you go look up the
other quarterbacks named Tie, Tie Detma and his career numbers
with the Eagles, you'll see his win loss record was
nine and nine, which is a tie.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Tie numbers tell the whole story there ready. Well, talking
about another story, you know, people were up in arms
about the Fernando Mendoza's decision to watch the draft with
his family at home in Miami instead of flying to
Pittsburgh to be there in person. And well, this is
clearly a bad sign. Isn't it, Doughty?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
You know, what do we always say Matt is most
first impression impressions? Of course, Fernando Mendoza just made the
worst first impression possible. He clearly chose his family over
being there for his team. Well, don't be surprised if
you know, week two or week three he says, sorry,
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I can't play Sunday my mom's having company over to
the house and she wants me to sweep the driveway,
or you know, week thirteen, Thanksgiving he says, sorry, my
mom already cooked dinner and I promised i'd set the table,
so I can't make it.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
This could totally backfire on the Raiders.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
The Raiders have been won, don'ty. And you know another
thing with this Mendoza. You know, it came out that
the NFL asked Peyton Manning to convince Fernando Mendoza to
attend the draft in person, and well it clearly didn't
work at all. Mendoza didn't listen to him. And well
this is no surprise, no.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Surprise to me, because who listens to what Peyton Manning
has to say anymore? Nobody, nobody, I certainly don't. You know,
last night during the draft, I was so angry about
this that I could barely eat my Papa John's pizza
or my Oreos. I had to drink like three bud
Lights just to calm myself down. I couldn't stop thinking
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about why they'd sent someone as irrelevant as Peyton Manning.
In fact, I got so angry about it that on
my way home I almost crashed my buick lesber.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Tony, you gotta be careful there. I mean, you know,
what if something happened on the way home.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
You know that's true.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
But I do have nationwide insurance and you know they're
on my side, so it's okay.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Okay, Well, all right, fine, that's good. Yeah, okay, Well,
moving on from that, we do have to talk about
what was obviously the greatest pick of the night. Of course,
that would be the Eagles pick it up wide receiver
Mackay Lemon at a USC. Now people are saying, God
that this means AJ Brown will definitely get traded. But
I don't see that at all, don't it Because I've
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always maintained.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
That every player on the offense should be a wide receiver.
You know, same here, it makes total sense. I mean,
what's the key to every offense get of course. Well,
if everyone on the field is a receiver, then someone's
bound to be open. Like, why have these slow, fat
offensive linemen when you can have ten speedy receivers who
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could get open in seconds?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Exactly? Oh no, you hold on?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
What do you hold in the middle of the show. Yeah,
what are you doing?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
It's like you don't even know the rules. What if
every player was an eligible receiver, it would ruin the game.
It's nonsensical.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Oh yeah, well you're an eligible receiver for the bullets
in my gun.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Yeah. And you know who's always been an eligible receiver?
Your mother?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Still talking?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
What you know?
Speaker 4 (06:59):
We're several minutes into the show, which is supposed to
be a draft reaction show, and you haven't once said
anything about their performance on the field, probably because you
don't know anything about them.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Oh yeah, Well pick a player and try me.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Yeah fine, Sunny Styles, name one thing about him, go.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Please, one thing. I can name ten billion things.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I studied the film and it's clear this guy has
so many intangibles. It's not about what you see on
the tape, but also what you don't see and what
people need to see are the things that you can't see.
I mean, anyone can look at the tangibles, but you
gotta see the intangibles. He has so much ability, but
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what I like most is his intangibility. And in fact,
his intangibles are so intangible that most people can't see
them on less they know how to see them like
I do.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Yep, you see what I'm saying. No, of course you don't.
That's because you don't know football.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yeah, it was clear as day to me downy, And
you know what, don't you think we got to address
without interruption? Thank you?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
You know this Mike Rabel situation, you know, at the draft,
it came out and he was so apologetic for everything
that happened between him and Diana Rossini, and well, Donty,
I still don't see what he has to apologize for.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
You know, what's the most important thing for a coach
to do? Lee?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Of course, Mike Rabel knows that players don't play for glory,
they play for poon. The players will naturally respond to
a coach who gets more poon than they do because
they want that poon for themselves. Frankly, I think Mike
Rabel is setting the best example out there.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Couldn't agree more Donty and you know, you got to
wonder here if Drake May is really the best fit here,
you know, because he appears to be happily married to
his middle school sweetheart, which totally goes against Mike Frable's
aggressive poon getting strategy.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
You know, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
You know, now we can see why Bill Belichick and
Tom Brady worked so well together. They were chasing the
same poon at the same poon age. Just total coach play,
a poon alignment that Mike Vrabel and non aggressive poon
chases Drake May don't.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Have terrific analysis that Dony. And you know, one thing
we do got to bring up here when it comes
to coaches and these press conferences, right that they're always
doing what do we always say NFL coaches need to
learn how to do.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Handle the media.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Yeah, the Corly and Mike Vrabel was literally handling the media.
I mean, Frankly, that's the way you control the narrative
by picking it up, spanking it around, and showing it
who the boss is.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Frankly, I think all.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
NFL coaches should be having sex with reporters, you know,
that way you can ensure that you keep a grip
on the media and also the media keep a grip
on you.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
You know, well said that, don'ty And in fact, you know,
as I watched the draft and mel Kiper, I thought
something very suspicious. What was going on? Yeah, mel Kiper
was one of the early people to predict that the
Jets would pick David Bailey had a Texas tech ye
number two. And now I think you have to wonder,
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you know, is mel Kuiper having sex with Jets head
coach Aaron Glenn.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
You know, it's definitely on the table now, it's definitely
on the table.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
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Speaker 3 (12:12):
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Speaker 3 (13:19):
Exactly? What do you want?
Speaker 4 (13:20):
What? Go?
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Correction?
Speaker 4 (13:24):
You said team should only draft players from Indiana because
they won a championship.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yeah, bro, it makes total sense. Bro, Yeah no it doesn't.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
First of all, only a few players from Indiana declared
for the draft, so you'd run out of players like
a picked five or six.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Oh yeah, well you're going to run out of breath
when I suffocate you.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Yeah, and I can't wait till you're declared dead. Oh
he's still talking.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
What you said.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
You're concerned about Tye Simpson because he has the same
last name as O. J. Simpson and now he's in
Los Angeles like O. J.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Simpson was. Yeah, I'd be concerned.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Bro there's an obvious connection there.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Broe, No, there is no connection there. Nobody is thinking
that except you two, probably because you haven't gone through
the draft picks and actually analyzed them.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Oh well, don't worry. You'll see a connection when my
knife connects with your abdomen.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
And you know what, you've never gone through puberty. Oh
but you know what talking about going through? And email
just went through my.
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Speaker 3 (15:03):
Same to you, Paulie. Another floorless show.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
There you go. We'll see your people next week.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
See your