January 8, 2026 • 21 mins
Paulie & Tony are back so you can shut up and quit your complaining. They tell you why the Baltimore Ravens HAD to fire John Harbaugh, why the Philadelphia Eagles got the BEST NFL playoff seed, and why Caleb Williams is VERY DISAPPOINTED with the Chicago Bears. Plus, they do a special fundraiser to help former NFL player Matt Kalil through the PUBLIC HUMILIATION he is having to deal with.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The following content does not reflect the opinions of Fox
Sports Radio. In fact, our new year's resolution is to
cancel this crap.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
All right, all right, yo yo yo, yeah, and Toyo
Life from Philly.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
It's the number one rated Polly and Tony.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Fosto show, Yo yo yo.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
As always, Paully fools go here with Tony Fosco and
Tony y'are huge shout.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
It at twenty six coming out the gate, and we're
going to react to all these coaching firings, well not
the Cardinals and Falcons because nobody cares about those books.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
You know.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
We're gonna tell you why we're glad the Eagles didn't
get the too seed, you know, and uh, Tony, you
got some saucing on hy Caleb Williams, well, he's apparently
very upset disarrated that the band's got the too seed there.
But uh, later in the show, though, we're going to
do something special and Anil Franklin Noble for an NFL
player in need because you know, as journalists and well
(01:00):
you know, esteemed members of the sports media community as
we are, you know, it's our job, really our duty
out yeah, to important stories like this one. And help,
you know when we can. And well, former Vikings player
Matt Khalil. We just saw that he's now suing his
ex wife for invasion of privacy after she went on
(01:21):
a podcast and claimed he had a huge Well, Penis,
there's there's no way around him saying it don't.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
No, there isn't and it's just so terrible. I really
feel for him.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I do, you know, to have that kind of information
out there must be so hard. And that's why we're
going to use the power of the airwaves here, our
huge audience, you know, to help his cause maybe a little.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Really, it's really just so noble of us to do. Yeah,
it is.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
You know.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
On the subject of our huge audience here, you know
something that's been bothering me for the past few weeks,
doty people coming up to us saying, hey, where's the show?
Why haven't you been releasing episodes? Well, first of all,
as I tell these morons, you know, we don't need
your dumb advice on how to do content. Okay, twenty
six years in the business, Okay, we know enough. Listen
and our twenty twenty five numbers, as you know, we're
(02:11):
just massive. You know, people still impressed by a huge kulm.
Do you know, as you'll know, kilme is the measure
of the total of your audio, video and your social right,
all the audience across.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
All of it.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Hey, Tony, you know what do you and I know
is the secret to growing that kilme?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
You gotta get give it the build up exactly.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
But you know, you know, if you're releasing, you know,
episodes every day, well you're not gonna build up much cub.
But if you slow those releases, you know, you space
them out, then your kume just rises to massive, heaping
amounts exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
And in fact, you know, what I've noticed over these
past few weeks is that you know, many of the
people asking where the show is are women?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
You notice that exactly.
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And you know, the more those women beg for us
to release, you know, an episode, the more that just
helps us build up our already huge batch of kum.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
You know, I mean, we're gonna just overshoot.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
You know, our twenty twenty five numbers just kum everywhere.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Just coming out of the gate hot.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
And you know, our vacation's over, and so is yours
out there watching listen to this if you're yeah, you
know you're just sitting there. No, you're like your subscribe
to a rate and review on Apple podcasts.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
All right, exactly, there we go.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Let's get right into our top story story. All right, First,
out the gate the Ravens they fired longtime head coach
John Harbor. Some people were shot by this move, not us,
I mean no, of course he had the dope. Tony
was watch some of those Ravens games and you could
easily see that John Harbaugh has no idea how to coach, right.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Exactly, And what's the one thing a coach is supposed
to do tell the players? Yeah, of course, and John
Harbaugh totally failed at that. And that Stealers game, it
was obvious he didn't tell the kicker, hey make that kick.
And you know we saw this last year too when
that tight end dropped that two point conversion, because John
(04:17):
Harbaugh clearly didn't tell him, hey, go catch that two
point conversion. That's just bad coaching, plain and simple.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Terrific analysis that Dody.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
And of course this now means that the Ravens will
be on the lookout for a new coach. Lots of
names out that Dody. Who do you think should get
the job?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Well, you know Ravens owners Steve Bescatti said he's looking
for a strong leader who can bring them championships, and
that means he needs someone with a lot of experience.
You know, someone who's already won a championship, and you know,
someone who would understand the organization from day one. And well,
that means the best available candidate out there right now
(05:01):
is John Harbaugh.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Totally a great, Tony.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I mean, when you think about it, right, the best
way to get a coach to.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Improve is to fire him.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah, exactly, that way he knows, well, he's got to
be better. And one hundred plus I've forgotten that message
by exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
His sends a clear message that they won't tolerate failure. Yep.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
We'll keep your posted on all the latest there and
well there the other big firing out of the AFC,
the Raiders partting ways with Pete Carroll after one season. Now,
a lot of people out there they're saying the Raiders
coaching staff is in shambles.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
But that's not the way I'm seeing it, you, Tony, No,
not at all.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Right now, the Raiders actually have five coaches still on
their payroll because they still owe them fifty million dollars.
You know, they got Pete Carroll and Antonio Pias, Josh McDaniels,
Chip Kelly, and John Gruden. When you think about it,
they actually have one of the greatest coaching rosters in
(05:58):
the history of coaching.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
If I'm the Raiders, I would just save.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Money and save time by not hiring someone else and
just having all those guys coach the team.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Couldn't agree, Mark, don't he just terrific analysis there by
you again? Then, well, now to another divorce happening in
the AFC, tiny Dolphins quarterback to A.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Tua came out.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
He said he wants, quote a fresh start, and he
said moving on from the team quote would be dope.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Tony.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Your thoughts yet, Well, you know a lot of people
are thinking tour is going to be going to another
football team, But from that quote, it sounds to me
like he's going to become a drug dealer. You know,
he said he wants quote a fresh star end quote
that would be dope. You know, he's at the center
(06:52):
of the dope world in Miami, and when you think
about it, being a drug dealer would be safer for
him than playing football, where he's already been assaulted and
beaten weekly anyway, So I.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Think it would be a great move, you know, so
do I don't you even if just wants to do
the dope, you know, that would be smart, do you know?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
I mean absolutely, that would be a smart decision, help
wise for him to exactly.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Get just forget everything anyway. All right, let's move to
the playoffs, all right. First off, the haters here in
Philly complaining because the Eagles wound up as the three
seed when they could have tried to beat the Commanders
and lock up that two seed.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
But donny, we wouldn't have wanted that. No, I mean,
just think about it. Who wants to be number two anything?
Speaker 4 (07:38):
No?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
I mean number two literally means to take a shit.
If they say you're the number two team, well they're
basically saying you're a team. And if they say you're
the number one team, well that just means you're piss
So to me, I'd want to be a number that's
not associated with any bowel movement.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
On football and also digestive analysis that doughty and well
you know this means now that the Eagles will face
the number six seed forty nine ers in the wild
card and well, the Eagles clearly have the advantage here.
And of course, Tony, you said you saw an article
on the San Francisco Chronicle website that said the forty
nine ers are facing a quote worst case scenario in
(08:22):
the Philadelphia wild Card game.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Tell the people, well, I actually just read the headline,
and I haven't read the article yet.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Just give me a quick.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Second here, let me okay, let me pull it up here, okay,
and let me click the link.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
All right, hold on one sect, let me scroll down.
Oh wait, this thing just popped up on my.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Screen here, unlocked Digital Access New Year's sale three months
for twenty five cents.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Should I get a subscription? Oh wow? I mean that's
a pretty good deal twenty five cents. Story. But but
does it automatically renew or something like that? You know,
that's a good question. Actually, let me let me click
and see.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Hold on, okay, Uh it says it automatically renews at
two ninety nine a month.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Hum hm, oh, well, you know, I guess we could
cancel after the show. But when are we going to
even read the San Francisco Chronicle again?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
You know, never? You know, honestly, I don't even want
to read it right now? Yeah, you know what better idea?
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Why you just going to Google type in San Francisco
and worst case scenario?
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Do that?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
You know what, that's a good idea. Hold on, let
me do that San Francisco worst case scenario. Okay, let's
see Oh god, oh no, what's that? Dony?
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Oh, you don't even want to see the things on
my screen right now? No, I don't even want to.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I didn't even want to describe them to you. Oh geez, oh,
what is it, Tony? Like you know, you know, two
homeless s guys ship in each other's mouths or something
like that.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
It's way worse, It's way worse. All right, all right,
let's just move on there. Let's just close this out,
you know, let's close that up.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I'm okay, by the way, Doddy, this all brings me back.
You know what I'm starting to think about now is
high school. You know, this is all reminding me remember
when you and I went to see that movie Philadelphia,
you know, Tom Hanks, Denzel We walk into the theater,
you know, thinking there's going to be you know, two hours,
you know, about the Rocky statue like Liberty Bell.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
No, not in the slightest right, And what did I
say to you that day? What did I say that
movie should have been called San Francisco exactly?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, still baffled after all these years by the filmmaker's
decision there, right, I never understood it.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I still don't never understood it either. Anyway, I'm all right.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
We were talking about the Eagles being upset about being
the number two seed. Well, you know you heard something, Tony,
that Caleb Williams apparently not happy because the Bears wound
up as the number two seed.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Tell the people what you hear in, Tony.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
My sources tell me that Caleb Williams was really hoping
he would get a bye. When he heard all number
one seeds get a bye, he got really excited about
being on a buy. My sources tell me he was
dreaming of enjoying that buy in can Kun, you know,
or maybe by a pool and Ibiza, where a lot
(11:18):
of guys with buys like to go and spend their time.
But my sources tell me he's still somewhat happy because
this week the Bears get to face the Packers, and
you know, Bears Packers. That's a very familiar matchup for him.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Yeah, makes a lot of sense that, Dody and well Man.
Let's move back to the AFC and the Bills. You know,
people are saying that the Bills are too good to
be a sixth seed. Personally, I don't think this name
is good at all, Donny. They lost to the Eagles
because they're really just a poor copy of the Eagles,
right clearly.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
I mean, look at it.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
The Bills copied the tush push that was ours. They
drafted a running quarterback that was our idea too. And
even look at this, look at the name Josh Allen
removed the oshl and it spells Jalen. And what does
oshl spell when you unscramble it lash? So Josh Allen
(12:18):
is Jalen without the losses or lashes.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Just eye opening analysis once again, that dony Y. You know,
moving on, we did see one interesting stat out there
that came across our Twitter the other day. You know,
when Colts quarterback Riley Gaines lost that game the other
day with the Colts.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
That was the twenty fifth straight time that.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
A former Notre Dame QB started an NFL game and lost, Donny,
what do you think is the issue here?
Speaker 1 (12:51):
What's going on.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Well, you know, when you break it down, Notre Dame
qbs just have a tough time getting it into the
end zone. It's almost like they're reluctant to even attempt
to score, almost like they're afraid of scoring with that team,
you know that's eventually going to dump them, and they're
waiting to score with the right team. I think we
(13:13):
need to coach these noted Dame kids to start going
deeper with their balls, you know, slotting those balls into
open receivers and practicing scor ring at a younger age
and not waiting until they're in their late twenties.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I couldn't agree more Tony.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
And you know, while we're talking stats, this also came
across you know, the Jets. They went the whole season
without picking off one pass, zero interceptions by their defense.
That made them the only team in NFL history to
go a whole season without an interception.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I don't think this is such a bad thing as
I see it.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
What do you think, No, it's not a bad thing
at all. In fact, this just shows that Jets are
on the cusp of greatness. Think about it. The Jets
defense is so good at putting defensive points on the board.
The defense should just play offense, and their offense is
so good at allowing zero points to be scored that.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
The offense should play defense.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
If they just make that simple change, the Jets will
be one of the best teams in the league.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
A terrific analysis, Tony, but they'll not an updank Produca
is giving us a funny boss?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
What's giving as a stink guy?
Speaker 4 (14:25):
What that was the stupidest thing I've heard.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Oh, well, you're going to be playing defense after the
show when I shoot at you? Now, shut up?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Yeah, shut your mouth. You know, he ruins all the momentum.
That fine, because we're going to go to break anyway. Yeah,
right after the break, we're coming back. We're going to
do something very special. Producer better not ruin it with
his interruptions.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Windless.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Anyway, we'll be back with something a very special. We're
going to help out an NFL player in need right
after this. Okay, well back from break and as we
set up top, we're going to do something very special
and quite noble right now for an NFL.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Player in need.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
As you've seen in the news, former Vikings player Matt Khalil,
he is suing his ex wife for invasion of privacy
after she went on a podcast and claimed that he
has a huge penis. It must be said, the word
has to be said. Had she said that his penis
(15:30):
is so huge that it was like two coke cans.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Again, I'm just quoting maybe breeze.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Yeah, and that it made it impossible for them to
do well you know what, And well, yeah, I Tony,
we both feel very very heartbroken for maccleel just to
have this information out there.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
It must be so tough for him, and well, you know,
we wanted to do our part, you know, as members.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Of the sports media community and you know, people who
can also sympathize with what he's going through, you know, right,
don't want to get into too much detail, but let's
just say, you know, we know exactly what that's like.
But anyway, you know, huge penis. But Tony, what we're
going to do right now is we're going to open
up the phone lines. Right We're going to put that
number on the screen right now, and okay, there's the
(16:18):
number on the screen, the one eight hundred tool cans.
That's two C A N S and you will be
able to call in right now. And donate to the
Matt Khaliar Defense Fund to help him battle this just
terrible accusation, you know. And in fact, we have a
phone right here, Tony.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
You can call. We'll pick it up if you want to.
Just you know, speak out on his bath you know,
says and messages. Correct. Just go ahead and call the
number on the screen. Right now, we are waiting. Yep,
is it ringing? That thinks it's not.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
It is plugged in, Tony. But let's just give the
audience time, okay, you know they may need to. This
is very heartbreaking for a lot of people out there,
you know.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Probably getting their wallets out. Yeah, we are.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Operators are standing by right now and they will put
us through, right, producer, They'll put.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Us producer then open right.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
He's giving us the stink guy again, giving us the
stinky Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
He can't he doesn't understand what it's like.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
But Matt Khalil is going can't identify, right, He's never
experienced the pain of having that. He is the guy,
Matt Khalil, He's the inverted Matt Khalil. He he has
two cocains going the other way. That's what I've heard.
It's like it's like one of those telescopes, you know
when you pull it back, Child's telescope and it's just
(17:52):
like a whole That's what I've heard about.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Him, exactly. All right, phone's still not ringing. What is
what your people? Are you there? You know Matt Khalil,
this is a man indeed, he needs in desperate need.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
He needs to know that people are out the FM
Where are you Just imagine what he's going through right now.
Everywhere he goes exactly, people are staring at it exactly.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
They're thinking, Look, there's the guy with a huge penis
exactly like a horse is cock. Hey there's mister horse cock.
Yeah you know that.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
There's that guy that has like a two by four
hacksaw Jim Duggan type of penis, you know exactly.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Hey look it's mister Kickstand. Hey it's the tripod.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Hey yeah, Jurassic Port, you know, stuff like exactly. They
just think about that and still the phone not ringing. Tony,
I think this is just this has not gone the
way I wanted to go, and I want to apologize
to Matt Khalil and his huge penis. I think we
need to close off the phone lines you know, people
were very disappointed in you. You blew it just you
(18:51):
know what, you missed the chance. We're closing the line, and.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
You know what we're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
We're gonna close the show though, because that's right. Obviously
you can't be bothered. You can't be bothered to door
we say, so, we're not doing anything for you. We're
wrapping it now. We would have got thirty more minutes,
but now we're gonna wrap it right now. Yeah, but
so don't forget to visit the march stofa maybe to
do that?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Oh are you kidding? Your interrupted?
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Once the big Benus segment ends, it lookal comes right
and now we can talk.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Yeah, he's when he comes exact alright. Oh what you said?
Speaker 4 (19:23):
You were glad the Eagles weren't.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
The two seed? Yeah, they didn't need it. Nope.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Okay, but do you realize that last year the Eagles
were the two seed and won the Super Bowl. So
wouldn't it make sense to want that to happen again
this year? No?
Speaker 1 (19:41):
You know what I want to happen this year? Your funeral?
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Yeah, and I'm gonna go number two on your coffin. Oh,
can't wait for that shut up, you said. The Ravens
owner's name is Steve Descotti.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Yeah, bro, yeah, what so?
Speaker 4 (20:00):
No, it's Beishadi, not Biscotti. Piscotti is an Italian cookie.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Oh yeah, well you're gonna get Beshadi by my uzzie.
Oh I see it sounds like you're underwear. Be shitty.
Oh what what what you said?
Speaker 4 (20:25):
The Colts quarterback was Riley Gaines.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Yeah, it's his name, bro. Yeah, it's called his name.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Bro. You know his name is Riley Leonard. Riley Gaines
was a former swimmer turned commentator.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Oh yeah, well, uh, you're going to be a swimmer
when I throw you in the ocean.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Yeah, and you know what I wish weren't swimmers your
dad's sperm.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Oh, this just book for next week super Bowl hero
Eagles led you Nick foll will be Wow.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
That's huge. Wow.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Wait we can and we can ask him about Matt Khalil.
He is he has first hand experience. Hey, he does
have first hand experience. He has been wronged by many people.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Shameful.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
That's right about his alleged point. You know, we could
just talk about it with him next time. That's why
we're going to bring it up with the next monking
for him too, anyway, don't forget you like you subscribe
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Go to the merch store and hey, donate.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Great job as always, same to you, poorly, just another
floorless show.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
We'll see you people next week. See uh
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All right, all right, yo yo yo, yeah, and Toyo
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Fosto show, Yo yo yo.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
As always, Paully fools go here with Tony Fosco and
Tony y'are huge shout.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
It at twenty six coming out the gate, and we're
going to react to all these coaching firings, well not
the Cardinals and Falcons because nobody cares about those books.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
You know.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
We're gonna tell you why we're glad the Eagles didn't
get the too seed, you know, and uh, Tony, you
got some saucing on hy Caleb Williams, well, he's apparently
very upset disarrated that the band's got the too seed there.
But uh, later in the show, though, we're going to
do something special and Anil Franklin Noble for an NFL
player in need because you know, as journalists and well
(01:00):
you know, esteemed members of the sports media community as
we are, you know, it's our job, really our duty
out yeah, to important stories like this one. And help,
you know when we can. And well, former Vikings player
Matt Khalil. We just saw that he's now suing his
ex wife for invasion of privacy after she went on
(01:21):
a podcast and claimed he had a huge Well, Penis,
there's there's no way around him saying it don't.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
No, there isn't and it's just so terrible. I really
feel for him.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I do, you know, to have that kind of information
out there must be so hard. And that's why we're
going to use the power of the airwaves here, our
huge audience, you know, to help his cause maybe a little.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Really, it's really just so noble of us to do. Yeah,
it is.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
You know.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
On the subject of our huge audience here, you know
something that's been bothering me for the past few weeks,
doty people coming up to us saying, hey, where's the show?
Why haven't you been releasing episodes? Well, first of all,
as I tell these morons, you know, we don't need
your dumb advice on how to do content. Okay, twenty
six years in the business, Okay, we know enough. Listen
and our twenty twenty five numbers, as you know, we're
(02:11):
just massive. You know, people still impressed by a huge kulm.
Do you know, as you'll know, kilme is the measure
of the total of your audio, video and your social right,
all the audience across.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
All of it.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Hey, Tony, you know what do you and I know
is the secret to growing that kilme?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
You gotta get give it the build up exactly.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
But you know, you know, if you're releasing, you know,
episodes every day, well you're not gonna build up much cub.
But if you slow those releases, you know, you space
them out, then your kume just rises to massive, heaping
amounts exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
And in fact, you know, what I've noticed over these
past few weeks is that you know, many of the
people asking where the show is are women?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
You notice that exactly.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
And you know, the more those women beg for us
to release, you know, an episode, the more that just
helps us build up our already huge batch of kum.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
You know, I mean, we're gonna just overshoot.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
You know, our twenty twenty five numbers just kum everywhere.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Just coming out of the gate hot.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
And you know, our vacation's over, and so is yours
out there watching listen to this if you're yeah, you
know you're just sitting there. No, you're like your subscribe
to a rate and review on Apple podcasts.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
All right, exactly, there we go.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Let's get right into our top story story. All right, First,
out the gate the Ravens they fired longtime head coach
John Harbor. Some people were shot by this move, not us,
I mean no, of course he had the dope. Tony
was watch some of those Ravens games and you could
easily see that John Harbaugh has no idea how to coach, right.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Exactly, And what's the one thing a coach is supposed
to do tell the players? Yeah, of course, and John
Harbaugh totally failed at that. And that Stealers game, it
was obvious he didn't tell the kicker, hey make that kick.
And you know we saw this last year too when
that tight end dropped that two point conversion, because John
(04:17):
Harbaugh clearly didn't tell him, hey, go catch that two
point conversion. That's just bad coaching, plain and simple.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Terrific analysis that Dody.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
And of course this now means that the Ravens will
be on the lookout for a new coach. Lots of
names out that Dody. Who do you think should get
the job?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Well, you know Ravens owners Steve Bescatti said he's looking
for a strong leader who can bring them championships, and
that means he needs someone with a lot of experience.
You know, someone who's already won a championship, and you know,
someone who would understand the organization from day one. And well,
that means the best available candidate out there right now
(05:01):
is John Harbaugh.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Totally a great, Tony.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I mean, when you think about it, right, the best
way to get a coach to.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Improve is to fire him.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah, exactly, that way he knows, well, he's got to
be better. And one hundred plus I've forgotten that message
by exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
His sends a clear message that they won't tolerate failure. Yep.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
We'll keep your posted on all the latest there and
well there the other big firing out of the AFC,
the Raiders partting ways with Pete Carroll after one season. Now,
a lot of people out there they're saying the Raiders
coaching staff is in shambles.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
But that's not the way I'm seeing it, you, Tony, No,
not at all.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Right now, the Raiders actually have five coaches still on
their payroll because they still owe them fifty million dollars.
You know, they got Pete Carroll and Antonio Pias, Josh McDaniels,
Chip Kelly, and John Gruden. When you think about it,
they actually have one of the greatest coaching rosters in
(05:58):
the history of coaching.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
If I'm the Raiders, I would just save.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Money and save time by not hiring someone else and
just having all those guys coach the team.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Couldn't agree, Mark, don't he just terrific analysis there by
you again? Then, well, now to another divorce happening in
the AFC, tiny Dolphins quarterback to A.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Tua came out.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
He said he wants, quote a fresh start, and he
said moving on from the team quote would be dope.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Tony.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Your thoughts yet, Well, you know a lot of people
are thinking tour is going to be going to another
football team, But from that quote, it sounds to me
like he's going to become a drug dealer. You know,
he said he wants quote a fresh star end quote
that would be dope. You know, he's at the center
(06:52):
of the dope world in Miami, and when you think
about it, being a drug dealer would be safer for
him than playing football, where he's already been assaulted and
beaten weekly anyway, So I.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Think it would be a great move, you know, so
do I don't you even if just wants to do
the dope, you know, that would be smart, do you know?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
I mean absolutely, that would be a smart decision, help
wise for him to exactly.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Get just forget everything anyway. All right, let's move to
the playoffs, all right. First off, the haters here in
Philly complaining because the Eagles wound up as the three
seed when they could have tried to beat the Commanders
and lock up that two seed.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
But donny, we wouldn't have wanted that. No, I mean,
just think about it. Who wants to be number two anything?
Speaker 4 (07:38):
No?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
I mean number two literally means to take a shit.
If they say you're the number two team, well they're
basically saying you're a team. And if they say you're
the number one team, well that just means you're piss
So to me, I'd want to be a number that's
not associated with any bowel movement.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
On football and also digestive analysis that doughty and well
you know this means now that the Eagles will face
the number six seed forty nine ers in the wild
card and well, the Eagles clearly have the advantage here.
And of course, Tony, you said you saw an article
on the San Francisco Chronicle website that said the forty
nine ers are facing a quote worst case scenario in
(08:22):
the Philadelphia wild Card game.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Tell the people, well, I actually just read the headline,
and I haven't read the article yet.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Just give me a quick.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Second here, let me okay, let me pull it up here, okay,
and let me click the link.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
All right, hold on one sect, let me scroll down.
Oh wait, this thing just popped up on my.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Screen here, unlocked Digital Access New Year's sale three months
for twenty five cents.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Should I get a subscription? Oh wow? I mean that's
a pretty good deal twenty five cents. Story. But but
does it automatically renew or something like that? You know,
that's a good question. Actually, let me let me click
and see.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Hold on, okay, Uh it says it automatically renews at
two ninety nine a month.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Hum hm, oh, well, you know, I guess we could
cancel after the show. But when are we going to
even read the San Francisco Chronicle again?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
You know, never? You know, honestly, I don't even want
to read it right now? Yeah, you know what better idea?
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Why you just going to Google type in San Francisco
and worst case scenario?
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Do that?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
You know what, that's a good idea. Hold on, let
me do that San Francisco worst case scenario. Okay, let's
see Oh god, oh no, what's that? Dony?
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Oh, you don't even want to see the things on
my screen right now? No, I don't even want to.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I didn't even want to describe them to you. Oh geez, oh,
what is it, Tony? Like you know, you know, two
homeless s guys ship in each other's mouths or something
like that.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
It's way worse, It's way worse. All right, all right,
let's just move on there. Let's just close this out,
you know, let's close that up.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I'm okay, by the way, Doddy, this all brings me back.
You know what I'm starting to think about now is
high school. You know, this is all reminding me remember
when you and I went to see that movie Philadelphia,
you know, Tom Hanks, Denzel We walk into the theater,
you know, thinking there's going to be you know, two hours,
you know, about the Rocky statue like Liberty Bell.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
No, not in the slightest right, And what did I
say to you that day? What did I say that
movie should have been called San Francisco exactly?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, still baffled after all these years by the filmmaker's
decision there, right, I never understood it.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I still don't never understood it either. Anyway, I'm all right.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
We were talking about the Eagles being upset about being
the number two seed. Well, you know you heard something, Tony,
that Caleb Williams apparently not happy because the Bears wound
up as the number two seed.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Tell the people what you hear in, Tony.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
My sources tell me that Caleb Williams was really hoping
he would get a bye. When he heard all number
one seeds get a bye, he got really excited about
being on a buy. My sources tell me he was
dreaming of enjoying that buy in can Kun, you know,
or maybe by a pool and Ibiza, where a lot
(11:18):
of guys with buys like to go and spend their time.
But my sources tell me he's still somewhat happy because
this week the Bears get to face the Packers, and
you know, Bears Packers. That's a very familiar matchup for him.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Yeah, makes a lot of sense that, Dody and well Man.
Let's move back to the AFC and the Bills. You know,
people are saying that the Bills are too good to
be a sixth seed. Personally, I don't think this name
is good at all, Donny. They lost to the Eagles
because they're really just a poor copy of the Eagles,
right clearly.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
I mean, look at it.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
The Bills copied the tush push that was ours. They
drafted a running quarterback that was our idea too. And
even look at this, look at the name Josh Allen
removed the oshl and it spells Jalen. And what does
oshl spell when you unscramble it lash? So Josh Allen
(12:18):
is Jalen without the losses or lashes.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Just eye opening analysis once again, that dony Y. You know,
moving on, we did see one interesting stat out there
that came across our Twitter the other day. You know,
when Colts quarterback Riley Gaines lost that game the other
day with the Colts.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
That was the twenty fifth straight time that.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
A former Notre Dame QB started an NFL game and lost, Donny,
what do you think is the issue here?
Speaker 1 (12:51):
What's going on.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Well, you know, when you break it down, Notre Dame
qbs just have a tough time getting it into the
end zone. It's almost like they're reluctant to even attempt
to score, almost like they're afraid of scoring with that team,
you know that's eventually going to dump them, and they're
waiting to score with the right team. I think we
(13:13):
need to coach these noted Dame kids to start going
deeper with their balls, you know, slotting those balls into
open receivers and practicing scor ring at a younger age
and not waiting until they're in their late twenties.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I couldn't agree more Tony.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
And you know, while we're talking stats, this also came
across you know, the Jets. They went the whole season
without picking off one pass, zero interceptions by their defense.
That made them the only team in NFL history to
go a whole season without an interception.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I don't think this is such a bad thing as
I see it.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
What do you think, No, it's not a bad thing
at all. In fact, this just shows that Jets are
on the cusp of greatness. Think about it. The Jets
defense is so good at putting defensive points on the board.
The defense should just play offense, and their offense is
so good at allowing zero points to be scored that.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
The offense should play defense.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
If they just make that simple change, the Jets will
be one of the best teams in the league.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
A terrific analysis, Tony, but they'll not an updank Produca
is giving us a funny boss?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
What's giving as a stink guy?
Speaker 4 (14:25):
What that was the stupidest thing I've heard.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Oh, well, you're going to be playing defense after the
show when I shoot at you? Now, shut up?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Yeah, shut your mouth. You know, he ruins all the momentum.
That fine, because we're going to go to break anyway. Yeah,
right after the break, we're coming back. We're going to
do something very special. Producer better not ruin it with
his interruptions.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Windless.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Anyway, we'll be back with something a very special. We're
going to help out an NFL player in need right
after this. Okay, well back from break and as we
set up top, we're going to do something very special
and quite noble right now for an NFL.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Player in need.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
As you've seen in the news, former Vikings player Matt Khalil,
he is suing his ex wife for invasion of privacy
after she went on a podcast and claimed that he
has a huge penis. It must be said, the word
has to be said. Had she said that his penis
(15:30):
is so huge that it was like two coke cans.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Again, I'm just quoting maybe breeze.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Yeah, and that it made it impossible for them to
do well you know what, And well, yeah, I Tony,
we both feel very very heartbroken for maccleel just to
have this information out there.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
It must be so tough for him, and well, you know,
we wanted to do our part, you know, as members.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Of the sports media community and you know, people who
can also sympathize with what he's going through, you know, right,
don't want to get into too much detail, but let's
just say, you know, we know exactly what that's like.
But anyway, you know, huge penis. But Tony, what we're
going to do right now is we're going to open
up the phone lines. Right We're going to put that
number on the screen right now, and okay, there's the
(16:18):
number on the screen, the one eight hundred tool cans.
That's two C A N S and you will be
able to call in right now. And donate to the
Matt Khaliar Defense Fund to help him battle this just
terrible accusation, you know. And in fact, we have a
phone right here, Tony.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
You can call. We'll pick it up if you want to.
Just you know, speak out on his bath you know,
says and messages. Correct. Just go ahead and call the
number on the screen. Right now, we are waiting. Yep,
is it ringing? That thinks it's not.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
It is plugged in, Tony. But let's just give the
audience time, okay, you know they may need to. This
is very heartbreaking for a lot of people out there,
you know.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Probably getting their wallets out. Yeah, we are.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Operators are standing by right now and they will put
us through, right, producer, They'll put.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Us producer then open right.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
He's giving us the stink guy again, giving us the
stinky Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
He can't he doesn't understand what it's like.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
But Matt Khalil is going can't identify, right, He's never
experienced the pain of having that. He is the guy,
Matt Khalil, He's the inverted Matt Khalil. He he has
two cocains going the other way. That's what I've heard.
It's like it's like one of those telescopes, you know
when you pull it back, Child's telescope and it's just
(17:52):
like a whole That's what I've heard about.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Him, exactly. All right, phone's still not ringing. What is
what your people? Are you there? You know Matt Khalil,
this is a man indeed, he needs in desperate need.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
He needs to know that people are out the FM
Where are you Just imagine what he's going through right now.
Everywhere he goes exactly, people are staring at it exactly.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
They're thinking, Look, there's the guy with a huge penis
exactly like a horse is cock. Hey there's mister horse cock.
Yeah you know that.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
There's that guy that has like a two by four
hacksaw Jim Duggan type of penis, you know exactly.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Hey look it's mister Kickstand. Hey it's the tripod.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Hey yeah, Jurassic Port, you know, stuff like exactly. They
just think about that and still the phone not ringing. Tony,
I think this is just this has not gone the
way I wanted to go, and I want to apologize
to Matt Khalil and his huge penis. I think we
need to close off the phone lines you know, people
were very disappointed in you. You blew it just you
(18:51):
know what, you missed the chance. We're closing the line, and.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
You know what we're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
We're gonna close the show though, because that's right. Obviously
you can't be bothered. You can't be bothered to door
we say, so, we're not doing anything for you. We're
wrapping it now. We would have got thirty more minutes,
but now we're gonna wrap it right now. Yeah, but
so don't forget to visit the march stofa maybe to
do that?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Oh are you kidding? Your interrupted?
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Once the big Benus segment ends, it lookal comes right
and now we can talk.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Yeah, he's when he comes exact alright. Oh what you said?
Speaker 4 (19:23):
You were glad the Eagles weren't.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
The two seed? Yeah, they didn't need it. Nope.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Okay, but do you realize that last year the Eagles
were the two seed and won the Super Bowl. So
wouldn't it make sense to want that to happen again
this year? No?
Speaker 1 (19:41):
You know what I want to happen this year? Your funeral?
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Yeah, and I'm gonna go number two on your coffin. Oh,
can't wait for that shut up, you said. The Ravens
owner's name is Steve Descotti.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Yeah, bro, yeah, what so?
Speaker 4 (20:00):
No, it's Beishadi, not Biscotti. Piscotti is an Italian cookie.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Oh yeah, well you're gonna get Beshadi by my uzzie.
Oh I see it sounds like you're underwear. Be shitty.
Oh what what what you said?
Speaker 4 (20:25):
The Colts quarterback was Riley Gaines.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Yeah, it's his name, bro. Yeah, it's called his name.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Bro. You know his name is Riley Leonard. Riley Gaines
was a former swimmer turned commentator.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Oh yeah, well, uh, you're going to be a swimmer
when I throw you in the ocean.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Yeah, and you know what I wish weren't swimmers your
dad's sperm.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Oh, this just book for next week super Bowl hero
Eagles led you Nick foll will be Wow.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
That's huge. Wow.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Wait we can and we can ask him about Matt Khalil.
He is he has first hand experience. Hey, he does
have first hand experience. He has been wronged by many people.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Shameful.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
That's right about his alleged point. You know, we could
just talk about it with him next time. That's why
we're going to bring it up with the next monking
for him too, anyway, don't forget you like you subscribe
your review on apple Pie in a merch store.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Go to the merch store and hey, donate.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Great job as always, same to you, poorly, just another
floorless show.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
We'll see you people next week. See uh
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