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Speaker 1 (00:03):
PHA and one and only Perez Hilton.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Hi, friends, Welcome to the PHP on Booker. He is Perez.
Happy Memorial Day to everybody. We thought we'd do something
different and uh, well we'll talk for a little bit here.
Why not, But we'll give you some of the segments
from the past that we aired on our Patreon feed
months back. And you want to know what they are.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Well, no, not now, I want you to tell me
in a second. But patreon dot com slash Perez Hilton
is the u r L to go. Sign up. We
would love it if you came. We're having a lot
of fun there. You get an exclusive episode a week,
the message board that we're very active on, and if
you're a baller, there's even even a video feature if
(01:00):
you want to watch us record the podcast unedited and raw.
So all the stuff that I think is good that
Booker cuts out of the show.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
You've never watched it once.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I don't need to watch it. I experience it. Yeah,
but you may forget, but you cut out stuff all
the time that I think makes it better. Better. No,
I like the unfiltered. I like the totally raw and unfiltered.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Okay, okay, what are your memorial.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Now, no, you got to tell me what the stories are?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Why because I.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Want to know?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Now remember the Mommy Drama?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Oh yeah, oh we well we actually speaking of the Patreon,
we had an update on Thursday's show for the whole
mom drama.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Oh goody, well this is timely then yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Perfect? Yeah, ok, listen to this and then if you
sign up to the Patreon you'll get an update. So
excited for that.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Okay, if you didn't hear, well you didn't if you're
not a Patreon subscriber. But in the Mommy Drama, we
took what is it the four moms or was it three?
How many moms were in the Mommy.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
John, Hillary Duff, Mandy Moore, Megan Trainer, and Ashley Tisdale.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Okay, so Perez and I both know all of them
or I don't know them. I've just interviewed some of them,
know a couple of them. But we ranked them and
Perees was so excited when we were ranking them. He
had to change his rankings though. But it's pretty funny.
If you've never heard it before, I think you'll enjoy that. Plus,
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we talked some music news. It's just a bunch of
music news. That I threw together from the past couple
of months, so there's some of that in this show.
So we've thought we just would give you something for
a Memorial Day as we enjoy ourselves. Now back to
your Memorial Day, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Well, My sister and her husband and my niece are
visiting us from Los Angeles, so it's a short trip
and I'm just letting them decide what we do, like
normally if I know. And it was also like she
literally sprung this upon us, like at the beginning of
the week, so like less than like a week ago
she told us. And I'm like, ugh, I'm not going
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to make plans, Like I'm always the one to make plans,
I'm always the one to like arrange this, so we
can all go do this and we can do that.
I'm like, whatever you guys want to do, we'll do.
So we've had a pretty chill weekend, so maybe today
we just get in the.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Pool, and how's your health to do things? Are you
okay to do everything? Are you back to one hundred
percent or where are you with that?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I would say I'm at eighty five percent now, So
it's an upgrade from eighty percent a week ago or so.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Okay, what's the fifteen that's holding you back? Are you
just tired or what is it?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I'm tired, but I think that's also just my well,
it's two things. It's my body still not fully fully recovered.
But also I've totally given up on caffeine, thankfully, and
now it's just like, if you don't have any artificial
stimulants like caffeine, your body shuts down on you a
lot of times and you have to just honor that.
So I've been doing a really good job of getting
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my eight hours of sleep every night, and that requires discipline,
you know, like I could stay working and do this
and that, but instead, you know, time to shut it
down and get and get rest. And also I just
don't like that I'm still on a lot of medicine.
I'm still on two antibiotics and my my blood dinners
blood dinners. Yes that word. Yeah, I was like, what's that.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Called brain bog? Yeah he's got that too.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
I do think I still have that.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah, Well it makes sense, I mean it totally does.
You went through something pretty traumatic, but.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yeah, I feel I'm just I'm good, I'm grateful and
things are good.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Nice. Okay, Well, here's some of the things you missed
from the past. Have a wonderful Memorial Day. Hopefully you
have today off. If it has been moral day for
you when you're listening, thank you for joining us here.
We appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Oh and also ps, another reason to listen to our
most recent Patreon show is I know a lot of
our listeners care or are are aware of, or used
to care about Bethany Frankel. You'll want to listen to
our latest Patreon show that came out a few days ago.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Oh okay, it's a good one. Huh.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Yeah, we did it already.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yeah, no, we didn't, but we can pretend like we did.
This is fake. I know we did this before because
it's the holiday and we didn't want to work. Well,
we're pretending like we're working when we're trying to take
a day off.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
No, but this is going to come out after the
Patreon show.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Doesn't matter. I haven't heard the Patreon show. Yeah, because
we haven't done it yet. Whatever, guys, have a wonderful
Memorial Day. Boo replay.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Congratulations to Olivia Rodrico. She released a thousand variants of
her song did a lot of promotion, even performing at
an open mic that was actually pretty cool. She performed
in an open mic in New York City.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
But I truly believe she enjoys doing things like that,
like I do. I don't think that that's like a
put on or she's trying to know. She seems to
be into play little venues and yeah, she's a very person.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
But the two million variants is just you know, doing
what Taylor Swift does.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
So yeah, and I'm glad you brought it up because
it is a little thirsty that it is saying. But
it worked.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
It worked. She got the number one song on the
Hot one hundred and not shock.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
She cares, by the way. I didn't think she'd care,
but she does, and clearly all those variants says you care.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Yeah, well, why wouldn't you care?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Because it's art? Who gives a ship what number one means?
I think the Grammys are dumb? How about that?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Well, I've said it before. They're subjective. You know, art
is art, you know, Yeah, but she's now the first
I can't believe this is real. This doesn't make sense.
I've got to Allegedly, the headline that I've seen is
that she's the I mean, I guess it could be real.
She's the first artist to have the lead single from
their first three albums debut at number one. Really, that
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doesn't mean that there are other artists that have had
number one singles from their first three albums, but the
songs just didn't debut at number one because you know,
back in the day, it used to be really hard
to debut at number.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
One, right, Yeah, I mean it's a different day and
streaming and gaming and everything else. I buy it.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yeah, by it.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I'm surprised Billie Eilish hasn't. But no, she picked the
wrong single. I mean she came out with Lunch on
her last album, which was not a hit.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
You said it was a hit. I remember what lunch?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yes, no, no, No. Birds of a Feather is a monster.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
No, I know, but you listened to the album before
it came out and you were all about Lunch.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
No.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
I like Lunch.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I still like Lunch for an alternative rock record is
where I work. It was a cool little moment, I think,
and I still think it's a cool song. Yeah, but
once again, we're talking charts. I don't care about charts.
I don't give a shit what number one means or is.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Well, a lot of people do, like Olivia Rodrigue, and there's.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
A lot of artists do that are thirsty, that play
the game. I don't think the general layman gives a
flying fuck what song number one is on any chart.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Okay, some people do, some people don't. Speaking of pop divas,
Ariana Grande announced that she's going to be really sing
a new album herself this July.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I'm happy she's back in the game. I was a
little worried that she was gonna Rihanna us.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
It's interesting the last few Ariana albums have had two
great songs. I mean, I guess that's all you really need, right,
just two great songs on one album.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I disagree. I think you're saying two hit songs. I
loved her last record, and there are songs like Ghosting
and these songs that are so good and real and
awesome that she just doesn't release. So I'm gonna disagree
with that a little bit. I think she's a lot
better than she gets credit for. Well, and doesn't chase singles.
There's another one. She does not chase singles. She's not
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chasing number one. No, she doesn't it's not her game.
She's not releasing variants. She's not Hey fans, let's get
this song up the number one. Don't I've ever seen
that from her?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
We will see. Also coming out tomorrow, the debut EP
from music artist Northwest.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I've already started not caring well.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
I'm excited to listen to it and on Monday's show,
I will give you my thoughts.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
I hope to not have any thoughts.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
I'm gonna make you listen to it, all right.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I'll listen to it all right. I'm not gonna listen
to the whole album.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
It's an EP. It's like got four I don't know.
It's not gonna have that many songs.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Still sounds too long to me. I've got an advance
copy over here. Hold on, I just listened to it.
It's fucking terrible.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
If Kanye produced it might be you know.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
What, that's a very good point. You know what. Her
dad is Kanye, and if Kanye produced it, this very
well may be kind of interesting.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Although every single song she's released thus far has been awful.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
When you're twelve, what are you gonna write about? Picking
your nose?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Piercing's on my hand right exactly. That's literally what she
sings about, right, piercings on my hand.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Let's say it's not for me already.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
All right, Megan the Stallion, this is lazy and unprofessional.
There I said it. I love Meg. However, we talked
about her dumping her boyfriend, the NBA player, for, according
to her, cheating on her. And now she's announced that
she's quitting or leaving this Broadway musical that she's been
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starring in. Early she's been in Mulin Rouge the musical
as Harold's Zidler, and she's leaving two weeks before her
planned departure date and didn't give a reason why. And
she's only been in the show since March twenty fourth,
like you've only been doing it a month and a half.
I don't think some people realize how hard and grueling
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a Broadway schedule is. They work six days a week,
eight shows a week, and it's intense. I mean, I
don't think that that'll stop her from getting other opportunities.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
But lame, I see, yeah, very lame. We have the
same problem in radio. It's funny because when the whole
Influencers thing kind of broke, they were like, hey, We'll
get some of these people and put them on the radio.
They show up for about three days. They don't even
make it a week. They just can't take the schedule,
the grueling, every day, new show, new content, you're waking
up at for am. It's a schedule. It's a grind.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Give me an example of an influencer that did that.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
We had won it amp and you know me, I
don't know any of their names. I wish I did,
and it was somebody that was like a co host,
you know. It's like you add someone to the show, yes, yes,
saying I have been tried a couple of times in
bigger markets. They're like, oh, let's glom onto their thing,
and it just typically doesn't work, you know, because of
the schedule. The schedule is just a bit.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Yeah, you know, and it's not easy. People think it's not.
Talking is easy, but there's a real art to it.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Talking is easy. Being interesting is the hard part.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Now, I wouldn't even say talking is easy. There's some
people that can't even talk.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Well, that's a good point. I've got a lot of like,
you know, like no, I don't know, I'm sitting in
my car. I'm here for you. To tell me what
I know, or they.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Don't even know what to say. It's like, right, I
have nothing to add, they say nothing.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Did I ever tell you about the bit I did
in Pittsburgh about this? I did Nights Andburgh and I
was an asshole?
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Oh god, shocking.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
No, No, no, like super asshole shocking. Right. I was
a kid at the time. I guess i'd have been
twenty three, twenty four years old. Howard was my idol
Bubba the Love Sponge. So when they hired me. When
I came in, they heard my show and they were like, look,
you're really good, but we kind of feel like you're
rated PG, and we kind of want you to be
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rated R. And I never had actually had one. GM
kind of say the same thing, but that's another story.
But they were basically saying, just go for it, and
I went for it, And I mean I was nuts.
I was on the air, I had naked girls in
the studio.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
I did the nuttiest shit. It was so fun as
raunchy as I could possibly be, I was, and it worked.
We got ratings and it was great. But long story short,
somebody called up and said, your show sucks. You're terrible.
You stink at this. I go, what's your name?
Speaker 3 (12:58):
He was like?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Bill? Then I go, I'll tell you what, Bill, Why
don't you come up here tomorrow night and I'm gonna
give you my radio show for thirty minutes. I go,
you can do anything you want. Matter of fact, it'll
be the Bill Show. It's gonna be Bill on the
air here tonight, and it's gonna be awesome. But I'll
promote it. I'm gonna tell everybody about it. You just
come up here. Ain't thirty tomorrow night? The Bill Show?
So the whole night I talked about the whole next day,
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I'm talking about the Bill Show's coming. Bill thinks I
suck on the radio. So he's coming in tonight and
he's gonna entertain you. You guys. It's gonna be great
the Bill Show. So Bill comes walking in. The lights
are on, the microphone is live, the stage is set.
Bill nothing. He looks at me.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
What do I say? What do I say?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
And I go, hey, man, it's the Bill Show. You'll
come up with something to say. That guy walked out
of there with his tail tucked between his legs, and
he was like, I had no idea what you do.
I go, well, when you make it look easy, that
means you're pretty good. You know what I mean that
anyone thinks they can do it, anyone can't do it
to your point, it's very hard. Takes a lot of
skill and time to figure out what your wrap is.
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But yeah, the Bill.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Show, I got to give a shout out. Then you
know I'm old and I still listen to the radio
when I'm in the car. Also because I have an
older car and I don't have my phone linked up
to it, so I'm not playing like my Apple playlists
or anything like that. I love listening to the oldies
station and shout out to the morning DJ. There Carla, Carla,
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Carla Ray, I think it's her name, like she's an
old lesbian and I love it. This morning, she was
talking about how the show makes a difference in people's
lives and how somebody texted the show that he was
dying of cancer and you never know how you can
impact others. That was that was this morning, and then
yesterday they were going through a list of like America's
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favorite fast food restaurants and.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
It's fun.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Yeah you do that on your show now?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Oh god, all the time, I mean, we talk about
fast food so often and I don't even know why,
because people love it. They have an opinion. You could
do an hour on best fries and you'd be shocked.
You'd be like, Del Taco has the best fries, and
people swear that Del Taco has the best fries. You
could go on for days when it comes to fast
food and.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Do you come up with this stuff? And does a
producer do?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:15):
You do?
Speaker 2 (15:16):
You start yours and Striker will give me his.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
No, I'm saying, who comes up with the idea to
do that segment?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
We do every day, like we got to come up
with shit to talk about.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Talk You don't do it ahead of time.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
We plan it before the show, you know, we have
a meeting before the show and we map out what
we're going to talk about and win. But yeah, it's
a pain in the ass. Yeah. And the thing is,
it's like stand up comedians. They go out there and
they're perfecting the same show with the same jokes every night.
Great thing about radio is you walk in every day
it's a blank canvas and you got to be like, well,
gotta do what I did yesterday, but with different words
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and different thoughts. It's a lot.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
It is. It is shout out to you and all
the radio peeps. Yeah, all right, speaking of divas. From
Megan the Stallion to Beyonce. There's been a lot of
rumors that are need Beyonce album is upon us, really,
so much so that her publicist took to social media
to shoot down those reports, like not even rumors. Reports
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from a British tabloid, The Sun, published that the Beyonce
album is coming out soon, but her publicist said that's
not true. And I think the publicist may be lying.
I don't know, That's all I'm saying. I don't have
any concrete information, just a feeling that the publicist is
lying for Beyonce, like Beyonce was upset. But then I
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don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Let me think it through.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Beyonce likes the whole Hey, let me just drop it
on the world kind of thing, and I don't want
anybody knowing that it's coming.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
But if she were upset about that, she could just
delay it, right, So we'll see replay. I'm going to
try as succinctly as possible to give the backstory.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Okay, good, because I have no idea. I've seen the
bee thing back and forth, but I couldn't understand it.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
You have no idea. All right, all of these girly
are mothers and the main players, although there are other
women involved who are not famous. You know, they're you know,
a stylist or whatever, the realtor. I don't know. I'm
making up professions now, but the main personalities are Ashley Tisdale,
Hillary Duff, Mandy Moore, and Megan Trainer. A little bit ago,
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I forget. It might have been a couple months ago,
a few months ago, not that long ago. Ashley Tisdale
is bringing it back to the blogs. She's got a blog,
and she wrote a blog post about a falling out
that she had with her mommy group that she was
a part of. Now I must be fair, because I
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like to be fair. She didn't name any women, she
just said the mommy group. But people are not idiots,
and they could deduce whom she was talking about, whom
her mommy group was. She would be hanging out with
all of these other famous female and they would even
go on vacation together. So she talked about how eventually
she started to like an outsider. She started to notice
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that text groups were forming within the group, and that
she wasn't included in the text groups and events what happen,
and she would not be invited to the Mommy Group events,
and that she would see it on social media, and
that she became sad about this and it became toxic.
So she decided to leave the Mommy Group and she
wrote about it on her blog. I truly love all
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four of these women. I love Ashley and Mandy and
Megan and Hillary.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
He met and interviewed every single one of them.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Yeah, me too, I love them all. And I don't
think it's a bad thing to state in opinion that
once was enough. I believe sharing your story is your right.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
But last week she shared her story, the same fucking
story again, Ashley Tisdale. After she had already initially wrote
about everything on her blog, she wrote an essay for
The Cut. You know that publication. No, it's New York magazine,
thing from New York, so basically New York magazine. What
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was the point of telling your same exact story in
written form a second time?
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Relevance?
Speaker 3 (19:09):
I guess, well, yeah, exactly, That's my only thought. But
she already got relevance because the initial go round. Though
it didn't get as much attention as this time around,
it still got attention and it got her side of
things out there and she can get it off her chest. Listen,
I'm all for that, But these people are not me. Okay,
they're actual celebrities and they don't need to engage in
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the activities that I do. Like I'm going to beat
a story to the ground. I'm going to talk about
my fallout with Lady Gaga a hundred times if I
get asked about it, because I don't have any reputation
or image that I'm trying to protect or maintain, and
I don't care. But these are traditional celebrities, and I
think the second essay was a mistake from Ashley Tisdale's part.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Okay, I'm following you, and I do mostly agree with you.
I think maybe you're giving them more credit because of
their celebrity that they don't have to continuously go back
to a Well, let's use an example of if somebody
goes out and promotes a movie, they tell the same
story five thousand times. At the end of the day,
she's trying to promote something, whether it be her blog, newsletter,
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whatever the hell it.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Is she's got products also that she sells. It's everything.
There you go, her brand, Ashley Inc.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
So there you go.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
And she's been strategic about it. Also if you look back,
she's been making moves which I think are clearly calculated.
Like another move that she made was to rebrand and
she's going now by Ashley French. Okay, that's her husband's name.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Oh okay, kudooks.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
She never named names, right, No, But here's where it
gets even better. I would say my favorite development in
this drama is when the husband's got in the picture, right,
multiple husbands. Oh god, It's like there's just so many
layers and I this is the this is from back
in my day. These are my girls. You have to remember,
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none of these women are perfect. They all have drama.
They all exactly I know, I know.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
So.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Quite infamously, Hillary Duff is estranged from her sister. Oh
I didn't know that, Yeah, Hailey, Yeah, they're estranged, sadly.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Oh huh, sadly. I actually think I met them together
like sundance or something.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
And also quite infamously, Ashley Tisdale is estranged from her
former like bf F Vanessa Hudgens and her high school
musical co star and they were inseparable for like over
a deck, for almost two decades. You know. But people,
some relationships are not forever, and you learn that in
life sadly friendships as well, obviously. And there's some theories
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as to, you know, why Ashley may have felt and
been excluded. Some people speculate that it might have something
to do with politics, and she's more on the conservative side.
But Tisdale's publicist this week felt compelled to on the
record let everybody know that she is not republican. Republican
and is a registered Democrat. But you could be a
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registered Democrat and still be conservative. Does that make sense, Yeah,
especially compared to your more Hollywood liberal friends.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
You know, right, Look, we're still making assumptions here.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Yes, yes, but but but but the fact that her
publicist felt compelled to release that statement.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Well, she doesn't want that out there. I get that.
You don't want to be you don't want to be
anchored to that sinking ship right now in any way.
And that may be the line for a lot of people,
especially if you're not right, especially if you're not you
don't want to be lumped in with those people.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Yeah, like I would, I would actually say that, like
I'm a centrist democrat or I don't even like using
the word democrat though, it's like I'm just a centrist
and maybe she's that way as well. I'm a centrist
who's a registered Democrat. Theory, Well, first of.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
All, you know, you're piling on the whole. It was
politics theory when you look at these chains, right, Like
I'm in family chains, which I dip out of all
of the fucking time and put on mute, and I'm like,
get me the fuck out, you know what I mean,
Because some people have too much fucking time on their hands.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Yeah, and that's why I hate what's happened.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Oh my god, people are paying you all goddamn day
because they have nothing to fucking do. And I'm like, yeah,
I'm trying to fucking make a living here and you're
blowing up my chain about a fucking cat or something,
and it's like, I don't fucking care. So I mean,
it could be just as simple as hey, I got
things going on, or this conversation might have to do
about boy kids instead of girl kids. And the minutia
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of camp.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
It wasn't just the politics of it all. There are
also some people sources that are saying that a lot
of it became worse after the LA wildfires, and that
they feel that Ashley didn't step up and help her
friends or even check in on them much at all,
whereas Hillary Duff took in Mandy Moore and her family
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and they stayed the Moors stayed with the Duffs. So
it seems like it's a bunch of things, and obviously
Ashley's personality and how she is according to sources, which
actually that's really what it boils down to.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Yeah, that's what it is to be too.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Yeah, that's what was confirmed by Hillary Duff's husband, Matthew Cooma.
So we got the truth from the horse's mouth. Matthew,
did you see this?
Speaker 2 (24:21):
I just saw that, he commented.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
You didn't see what he commented?
Speaker 2 (24:24):
No, I didn't understand the initial beep ut. So I
just said, you know what, I'm gonna wait for the show.
I'd rather you tell me the story.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
So, like I mentioned, Ashley wrote about everything on her blog.
Then a while later, not too long later, she wrote
about everything again for The Cut, the New York magazine publication,
an online publication, and Matthew Coma took to social media
and took the time to make a fake The Cut
cover and he said, read my new interview with the
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Cut and the headline is a mom group tell all
through a father eyes. But that's just the setup. The
real headline is the second headline, when he says, when
you're the most self obsessed tone deaf person on Earth,
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other moms tend to shift focus to their actual toddlers.
I need to read it a second time because it
is one of the most savage takedowns I've ever.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
Very much is Yeah, when you're the most self obsessed,
tone deaf person on Earth, other moms tend to shift
focus to their actual toddlers.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
So savage. So then, like I said, now the husbands
are in the mix. Ashley Tisdale's husband had to have
his say too, and he on the surface is trying
to be mature at an adult, but not really. This
is what he said on social media. Christopher French he
posted two separate things. First this image that's shared it's
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your choice whether or not to engage, and then a
second image that he shared that said, underrated life skill
pausing to decide if it's worth your energy. Well, guess
what he did engage and it was worth it twice. Yeah, exactly,
it was worth his energy twice.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
This is good business and you know it as well
as I do.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Well. Also, so Hillary Duff released a new song Snippet yesterday,
so she's got new music coming out. It's good. It
is good business for everybody. Actually, m I think.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
So let's are we finished because I have another angle?
Oh okay, yeah, so you and I both have met all.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Four of the and I love all four of them.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
I don't So I've met all four of these people.
Would you care to rank them most likable to least likable?
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Most likable is Hillary Duff, second is Ashley Tisdale, third
is Mandy Moore, and fourth is Megan Trainer.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Oh wow, boy, we are we are upside down on
this one.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
But I love them all. I'm just like, if you're
forcing me to rank them.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
I don't know coursing you, I'm going to rank them myself. Oh.
I do love Megan. Megan has been nothing mean to me.
Megan's the best she is. She's lovely, and she always
goes out of her way, and she's always very sweet
and very nice and engaging. So Megan Traders number one
for me. Okay, number two, I'm gonna have to go
Mandy Moore because you know, I kind of knew her
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a little bit when I worked at MTV listed.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
I got to give a story about Hillary Duff as White.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
But let me finish my ranking and then you can
do that. You're sucking up my bit here. Okay, So
number two is Mandy Moore, who, like I said.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
I feel as you attacked my ranking, I did not attack.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
I've just given you mine, you gave me yours.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
You could, you could, you could expand number one.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Number one. Mandy Moore's number two because I worked with her.
Oh you did at MTV. She was an MTVV James,
So I don't remember.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
That for a little bit.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
She did some things like after Candy came out.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Maybe for like a couple of months or something. Not long.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Yeah, no, no, no, it wasn't like it was a job
for her. It was more like they used her a lot,
so I would see her in makeup and keep in mind,
she was just a kid. I mean, she was really
just a kid. She probably was like eighteen or nineteen
or something, but matter of fact, probably younger, maybe sixteen
but anyhow, I digress.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
I'm so addict love and that you give in to me.
I don't know that's such a good song.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
I put Hillary Duff third only only because I don't
really know her that well.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Okay, and you're gonna put Ashley Tisdale last.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
I'll give you the reason why me finished. My God,
you're out of control. You can't take cause you love
it so much. And by the way, Hillary could be
number one. Just I don't know her. I just don't
know her that well. I've met her maybe once at
sun Dance with her sister, and then she came into
the radio station when she was maybe gonna launch some music.
I would say, I don't know seven eight years ago,
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I don't even know what it would be. But she
was nice enough, but she didn't really engage. She wasn't
really working it. You know. She came in, took a
picture of blah blah blah, but was fine. I said,
I have nothing against her. I just don't know her.
Megan I know, and Mandy I know, and Ashley Tisdale
I interviewed her. Oh no, okay, Chris, I have never
if I had to write a book about someone that
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was so full of themselves, with their with their coffee,
and I need this and was such a pain in
the ass. Oh I can't. Oh my god, she was
so full of herself. And I didn't know who she
was because I you know, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
You know what I'm gonna read. I'm gonna read. I
just remembered the story. I'm gonna change my order.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Okay, change your second. But I found her to be nausea.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
Here's a good exclusive tidbit. Oh my gosh, Oh my god,
I'm gonna spill it. I'm gonna I'm gonna spill it. Okay,
first I have to re rank my order. Number one
is still Hillary Duff because I know her, I've hung
out with her. We text, well actually we do text,
but then she still has not responded to my text
about trying to get tickets for her Vegas shows. I'm
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a little real upset about that.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Okay, you might want to bump her down your rankings.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
I might, but I remember, and I'll never forget this.
It was so kind after my son was born, who's thirteen.
Now she has a son who I think might be
fourteen or fifteen, a little bit older. And when Mario
was born. She's mailed me the biggest gift basket with
baby products that she personally used, that she went to
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the store and hand picked for me.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Well, then she's number one. That's great.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
That was just so kind and sweet.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
And her husband's great too. We should mention Matthew. He's
the sweetest guy in the world. I've interviewed him a
couple of times.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Gonna, I'm gonna now bump up Meghan Trainer at number two.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
See after my wrap. You realize you have to because
if anybody shits on Meghan Trainer.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
I love Megan Trainer. It was basically just a tie,
like was a four way tie. And now that I'm
actually thinking about it, thinking about it all right, because
I love Megan. She's always been so lovely. She's always
responded to any message that I send her. Her mother
is a listener of the Regular Show. Maybe that's true.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
I didn't even think.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Maybe not the Patriot, But her mother's also just so nice.
And then three, I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go
with Mandy. Mandy okay, and I guess the open up,
but honestly, the only here's I could I could wait.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
A minute, Did you have Ashley did, Oh my god,
and now she's.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
Four, I can only think of one thing based on
it was a memory that I had buried.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Yeah, but I jarreded out of you with my memory
of her and how she was so such, so much
of a pain in the art.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
It reminds me of something I'm gonna I'm spilling all
the tea today. So the reason the reason I'm devoting
Ashley is because your recollection triggered a buried memory that
I had. However, you know, I wasn't it girl back
in the day. I've hung out with all of these girls, right,
not just interviewed them, but I've hung out with all
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of them, like very friendly. I went to knots Bury
Farm once with Vanessa Hudgens, and you know how at
all these roller coasters they have those pictures that you
take did you take on the rides? Right? Whenever we
would ride one of the rides, either before or immediately after,
Vanessa went to the booth and said, please don't show
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our picture, which is you know, pretty freakin' diva, you.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Know, yeah, no one gives a show.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Yeah. And then I had something similar happen. I went
with Ashley to see a show in Orange County at
the Performing Arts Center there. I forget what show we
went to see. I think, oh, I think it was
either Flashdance or Footloose. So it was a while ago.
I went with her and her now husband. I think
they were just dating all the time. I drove us
down to Orange County. We saw the show, and then afterwards,
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she didn't want to take a picture with the cast,
but I happily took a picture with everybody, right, And
I'm like, weird that she wouldn't take a picture with
the cast. I don't know, like whatever, but I don't.
But she's always nice to me, and it's like whatever,
maybe she listened. I'm gonna give both benefit of the doubt.
Ashley and Vanessa. It's like some women are very particular,
like they're not fully done up, they're not in makeup.
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I don't, you know whatever.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
I don't know public, you're in gen pop. Nobody gives
a shit, and so what if somebody published the picture,
like anyone's gonna remember it.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
But she's always been so nice to me. I love
Vanessa and I love as.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
I don't doubt that. I don't and you know yours,
Maybe they're.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Nice to me because I'm me. Also, you know what
I mean, there's yeah, but there's that.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
But also, your threshold for someone being a pain in
the ass is much honestly it is. It's much higher
than that you deal with, you know me. Yeah, I
fucking hate everybody most of the time. So there's that.
And you know, the more fabulous, the more diva they are,
the more likely you may attract to them. You guys
are all loud in public together. Whatever. But I truly
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believe I've got a good sense of people because I
think I'm the right amount of famous, not famous number one,
but savvy enough in the business to understand famous people
and how they really truly react with people. And Normy's
kind of like me. That's not on any list. So
I'm telling you it's at Ashley Tisdale. She's a pain
in the ass. They left the group because she's a
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pain in the ass. I guarant fucking tee it. And
the fact that Matthew wrote that, I'm telling you one
hundred percent, I buy.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
This all ryeh, I buy it. I buy it due
Oh well, what a segment replay?
Speaker 2 (34:18):
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Speaker 2 (34:23):
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