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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Only Hi, guys, welcome to the PHP. I'm Booker, and
believe it or not, there he is Perez Helton. Now
are you.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I just I'm gonna I'm sorry. I don't want to cry,
but I just want.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
To say I love you and I mean that from
the bottom of my heart, and thank.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
You, and I thank your wife. And I'm not one
hundred percent yet, but I'm gonna get there and we'll
talk everything health related as much or as little as
Booker wants.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Okay, I want to talk about all of it because
I've been going through this journey with you for what's
it been a month and I still technically don't know
what the hell happened to you. I kind of know.
The first thing you were saying, well, let's.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Let's talk everything on the Patreon.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Okay, Oh, okay, you don't want to talk about it
all here is Do you want to address any of it?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
No, let's just talk about it on the Patreon, all right.
Today is my birthday, Happy birthday. There might be a
little hot messiness in this show because I normally always
silence my phone, but I'm expecting a very important health
related call. Okay, but because it's my birthday. People are
blowing up my phone with texts, so sorry for any dings,
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but I can't miss this phone call, so I have
it on to ring. Okay, Okay, So I had told
Booker we were going to do something for today's show,
but we're not doing that at all because I think
I actually have a full show.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Okay, I really unplugged from everything in the hospital, but
I've quickly without even trying, plugged back in. So well, actually,
before we get to everything, I'm just a nosy person.
And are you going to take your wife's name or
is she taking yours?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
No, we're keeping both of our names. Yeah, okay, Yeah,
she's staying with her family name. My name. You know,
I've had three different last names, so none of them
are real anymore. So yeah, Booker's just sort of what
I ended up with, and it's not a family name
or anything like that, and of course hers is a
family name, so yeah, we'll just take it.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Okay. And last thing before we start the show, I
am guilting Booker to come visit me.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I'll come, all right, matter of fact, I think I'm
coming for no doubt.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Can I be your plus one?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I don't know if I have a plus one, but
I'll ask for a plus one if you'd like it.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I would love it. All right, let's do the show.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Let's do it.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I think obviously the two biggest stories are the Bachelorette
and Timberlake. Which one do you want to start with?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I'm versed on both, so surprised.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Let's start off with Timberlake because I think this will
surprise you. You all know what I think of justin Timberlake, right,
douchechnuckle yep. However, I watched every single minute of the
body cam footage and he kept his douchiness in check.
He did, so I'm shocked, truly. I'm not because he
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was drunk, but some people, when drunk don't keep it
in like that. They go the opposite.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I mean, I guess that's a good point when you're
in the midst of something. But he knew he was
in trouble, and I think in that situation the best
thing to do is be as cool as possible. I
think he was trying to convince everybody that he wasn't hammered.
He was HAMI was okay, Like, there's just no doubt
totally he was hammered, not like kind of drunk, just hammered,
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and you know, not saying much is probably the best
thing to do in that situation. But to your point,
he wasn't messy. He was held together.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Although he did do the I'm justin Timberlake thing.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I did, like the tour thing, like it's gonna grew
up the tour or whatever.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
So but like he really said, I'm he was like
trying to explain, what do you mean, Like, it's hard
to explain, I'm justin timber It's hard to explain.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
No, it's not I'm just a Timberlake I'm on tour.
You know who I am. Like he is a big
fucking star, you know. But once again he was drunk,
and I guess he handled that the best way he
could while.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Being hammers you know, so you know what golf collaps
to him.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yeah. I think the whole putting out the we don't
want the body cam footage released was like tactical. I
think that they they knew it wasn't that bad, and
I think once it was out, everyone was like, no,
it wasn't bad. You know what I mean, It wasn't that,
It wasn't Reese Witherspoon do you know who the fuck
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I am and who my agent is or whatever the
fuck she was going on and on about that. That
was embarrassing, But it was none of that. It was
just a guy that you know, got pinched in a
bad situation and it happens, you know, so as well
as it could have went, I think it has went,
and now it's over. Sometimes it's good once you get
things like this just out of the way. Now he
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can move on with his life.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
And now we can get the in sync reunion.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Very good point, I could see that. Yeah, I think
it's going to be the Goodwill Timberlake tour. He's got
to start like turning the image around because he does
have a lot of itck on him, and a lot
of it has to do with Brittany, and that's not
on him. He dated a mess when he was a kid,
and I can't fault him for any of that stuff,
even writing songs. She's done the same. So we'll see
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what happens to him next. But I've always said he's
got a lot of talent. I wish he would have
spent more time making music and not terrible movies and
really hone that craft, because he is one of the greats.
He could have been George Michael. If you ask me, well,
you know I had maybe not that good.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I had her for later in this show. But since
he brought up Brittany, I did become aware that poor
thing was arrested. Right. Yeah, she's always loved driving, and
she shouldn't drive. She can afford drivers at all times.
And to your point, and I've never denied this, Brittany
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is not well. She will never be well, but it's
just about managing her life. And unfortunately, the conservatorship did
manage her life. But now that she's free, she hasn't
quite figured out how to manage her life so that
she can be as happy and healthy as possible.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yeah. Look, I've said it all along. She needs this conservativeship.
People have yelled at me, what do you know. What
I know is that girl seems to be a danger
to herself and other people, and she proves it time
and time again. And I think this, I hope this.
I shouldn't say I think because I don't know. I
hope this is the alarm that has sounded to everyone
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around her, to her team, to her dad. Her Dad's
been one hundred percent vindicated. If you ask me. This
is a guy all along that has been like, I'm
just doing this for my daughter. No one believed him, everybody,
but you know, he's a snake oil salesman whatever. It's
her fucking dad, and I hope that they figure that
out as a family first and then it goes from there.
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But that girl needs some help or, like I said,
she's going to hurt someone. Hurting yourself is one thing,
but when you run into a fucking innocent family out
on the road, that's when you got real fucking problems.
And you know, I guess she's lucky in this case.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
But speaking of family, I am Perez Adamis, and I know,
I know the only way for Brittany to really heal
and get better is with her family, especially with her sons.
And when we get that on track, her life is
going to turn around.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah. Well, I don't know. The sickness is never going
to go No, I said that. I said that, Yeah,
I don't know if anything's going to turn around. I
just hope that they turn it around for her, because
I honestly think that's the only thing that can happen.
I don't think it's she's all together up there to
make those I'm gonna turn things around decisions herself. I
just don't obviously just my opinion, but you know I've
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seen enough well.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Wishing her the best, because yeah, I know our audience
loves Brittany, and so do I. M M all right.
The Bachelorette, ABC and Hulu brought this on themselves. They
knew who they chose. Why did they even choose this
girl in the first place? Desperation, desperation for ratings. But
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that Mormon Wives cast is large.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Right, But the Bachelor and Bachelorette audience is dwindling because
they fucked up the franchise so much with all the
Instagram pukes, so now they're desperate for maybe a new
set of eyeballs. So they went this direction, which you know,
I love the Bachelor franchise. I love it. I used
to love it. I mean, since they screwed it up
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Chris Harrison and all the other dumb moves they've made
with the people that they've chosen the wrong people. They've
screwed it up. They screwed up a once great show
and now they're grasping its straws. It's kind of over.
It just seems like a show that's done.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Yeah, it's had its run.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Yeah, but they're just trying anything now and that's not
the answer.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
People.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Genuinely, I believe at the bottom of everything, still wanted
to find people that actually we're looking for one another
because it's fun to watch when it happens. You're not
gonna get that on this show with this person, Like,
come on.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Well, I watched that entire video, did you.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Yeah? Fuck, it's hard to watch. Fuck.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
I cannot believe. I am. I'm real shocked throughout today's episode.
I cannot believe that after that video, the folks over
in Utah, the powers that be let that woman keep
her children. She is mentally unwell, even inebriated, I would
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never do all of the things that she did. She
is a sick woman. And you know, Utah is also
where that whole Ruby Frankie shit happened. They need to
figure their crap out because they got they got to
do a better job of protecting their children.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
You know, it is very very hard anywhere to take
a child away from their mother. It is very hard
to do, and one instance usually won't be something that
makes that happen. And that's unfortunately just the way it goes.
You know, at the end of the day, you're allowed
to fuck up. It's what you do after you fuck up.
And I don't know what that is for her. I
have no idea or if there has been anything at all.
(10:38):
I always say, you know, continuing to reward people for
bad behavior is the roadmap for any reality TV show,
and ultimately that's what all of these ABC's and Bravos,
that's what they're doing. And you know, if you just
step back for a second, culturally, I've said this a
lot of times that they are doing more damage not
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only to women but I know this sounds crazy, but
to society by just continuing to put this garbage out
over and over and rewarding shitty people. But that's not
gonna change, right because radio is like the Internet. Shitty
behavior begets eyeballs and people want to be entertained, and
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unfortunately a lot of people are entertained by that. But
at the end of the day, it comes down to
what you just said, these are real fucking people. That's
a real kid living in a real house that has
to go through that kind of situation. That's fucked up.
It's genuinely fucked up. So I'm not shocked, and people
are like, I've actually seen it. Like people are like,
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I feel bad for ABC. I don't fuck them. They're
the ones that, fucking to your point, they're the ones
that said, yeah, we're gonna take this person and we're
gonna fucking splash up. I hope they ate fucking millions
of dollars because learn your lesson. Enough of this garbage
and it's just garb. Because, like I said, the show
could be good. It was good at one point. Tristan
(12:04):
Ryan was a great idea and we liked it. But
the boat sailed for me and maybe it has for
everybody else too.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
But we'll say, but I'm gonna make another prediction. All right,
this is not the end of The Bachelor or the Bachelorette. No,
they're gonna give it one last hurrah.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
There's too much money, it's too much of a franchise.
You know, there's still too many people that want to
be on it. There's enough people that watch, you know.
It's not like twenty years ago when a failure show
was dropped at five million people. Now five million people
is like the fucking super Bowl of these networks. So
and it's about social media and blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
But yeah, you're right, all right, I need this photo
on a T shirt. Hi, you know what I'm talking
about already? I don't, Okay. I heard about the infamous
argument between Justin Bieber and Usher at Beyonce's Oscars after party,
and then there was a picture of the moment. You
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didn't see the picture.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
It's Ai.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
It's Ai know A, No, it's not Ai.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I read it last night that it's Ai.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Fucking a.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
I read that last night. Somebody could have just put
that out there, but uh, that's what i'd read last night,
that it's aif.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Maybe I'm still not well. They did get into an argument,
and Bieber needs so much therapy. Maybe he's I don't
think so. I think it's like I've said before, I
think he's had a lot of God, but not a
lot of therapy. God is great. God and therapy together
are better.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
So that's that. But actually, speaking of the Oscars, I
didn't check my phone much at all or showbiz while
I was in the hospital, but I did watch the
Oscars and this might surprise you, but I think it
was done so well. The best moment for me was
the in Memoriam section flawless from start to finish.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
They forgot a lot of people, though.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
But the people that were high lighted were done beautifully.
I mean, they brought out freaking Barbara Streisands.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Which to me didn't mean anything. Barbara Streisand there's nothing
that I grew up knowing that she did like, even
the music. I never heard the music anywhere. So Barbara
Streisand's like an old timey name to me. But I
got the why she was out there, and you know,
it made sense when they did it.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Well, I love her. The gays love her. Ye, speaking
of gays. I'm not a doctor, obviously, I am Perez
a Damis, but I'm not a doctor. Shia Lebuff seems
to be struggling with a lot of mental health issues.
This guy from all the drama and New Orleans to
then doing a podcast interview. Did you see that? Yeah,
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the big gay people scare me, Come on, bro, come on.
But then yeah, in the streets and next to a
woman and shouting, and I have a lot of empathy
for him. But as we you know, mental health is
a lot like addiction. You're not gonna get better unless
you want to get better.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Well, that's not necessarily true either. Mental health and addiction
are actually quite polar opposites. Mental health you don't get
better sometimes maybe they can give you some drugs, but
it's not something that cures itself. Now addiction you can
actually do things and practice the steps and do things
that turn your life around. So no, I don't find
them to be similar at all.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Okay, Well I wish Shiah, Well.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Yeah, well I just, man, I don't know what's going
on there for him to be loocid in with it
for so long and just utterly normal. To me, this
just looks like it's a substance thing and he just
it's got its hooks at him. I mean, I don't know,
but boy, that's what it looks like. I mean, that's
just that's like the crazy people on the street yelling
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at people nuts. You know, he's really in.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
It all right. One thing I did do when in
the hospital was I searched for save Anna Guthrie's mom.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Did you find her?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Nope, she's uh, she's gone. Yeah, she's gone.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
That's a sad situation. Can we go back to AI
for a second. So we have a message board on
our Patreon show and Perez alluded earlier in the show
that we'll talk more about his health journey and exactly
what happened and why he sounds this way and everything
else will summarize that on Thursday, but someone on the
message board mentioned that possibly we were being scammed by you,
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that you were on some reality show. I wish I know,
well because of Ai, even me, who i'd seen pictures
of you and I talked to you, they pressed. They
even had me thinking, wait a minute, is there a
fucking chance, because we do know how much you are
into making those videos, right, like you'll be talking to
Jesus or whatever. They look very real and very realistic.
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So I'm like looking at the pictures and I'm seeing it.
I'm seeing like your reflection in the window or something
of this, like one picture that you took. I'm like,
all right, that's real. But I'm telling you that's where
AI is going. Where even me I knew what the
fuck was going on, And I was thinking, wait, of it,
is he playing everybody? That's where we are because you
don't know anymore, You just don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Well, I do know social media, and I know Gypsy
Rose Blanchard. Gypsy Rose Blanchard, as we all know, murdered
her mother, and over the last few days she's gone
full influencer and collaborating with another big influencer and upsetting
a lot of people because she's been making silly, stupid
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social media posts and memes and you know what, smart
getting the attention. However, the problem for her is she's
getting the attention. But unlike me, where I'm not what
I'm offering. I'm offering celebrity, I'm offering my opinion and expertise,
She's offering her herself, and herself is a giant piece
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of shit.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
I don't know enough about her except for that she
killed her mother and there's a couple bolts loose in
that fucking toolbox. So I don't know even what to say.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
All right, last story. I know it's a little old,
but I'm getting caught up, y'all. Okay, Yeah, Timothy Chalomet
and the Opera and Ballet comments. One word for you, Jenner,
he's been generfied. He has. That's it. That's the answer.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Callan and I talked about this on one of the shows,
and I was wondering if this was gonna, you know,
affect him.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
No, it won't.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Yeah, maybe not. But there's Look, this town is very petty,
you know that.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
But it's not it's not about this town. It's about
the general public. And in one on one hand, people
were upset, but on the other hands, a lot of
people agree with him.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Yeah, well he said nothing that really truly hurt anybody.
I mean, it's feigned outrage once again, But it's the
culmination of genrified. As you just said, he's been getting
a pass for being with the Kardashian Like, let's be honest,
nobody likes the Kardashians. We could all pretend like some
people do, they don't. NBA guys like the Kardashians, and
that's about it, and that is what it is. It's
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a testament to how talented it he is that he
could even date a Kardashian and people are still like, oh,
we like this kid. But he is overexposed and he's
out there too much with the basketball, and he's just
starting to come off a little unlikable. And for him,
I think it's a product of his generation. Just hey,
I'll go on a podcast to say anything I want,
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because everybody does. But Leonardo DiCaprio that wouldn't have happened
to him. Leonardo DiCaprio would never have said he went on.
He goes on podcasts, but he never slips up, and
he doesn't say anything that truly would hurt the arts.
And that's why he's kind of a gold standard of
Hollywood celebrity dot dot. He's poorking fucking nine hundred twenty
year olds all the time. You could poke some holes
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in DiCaprio as well, but it is how you present yourself,
and sometimes it is what you say and what comes
out of your mouth. And I think with him, there's
a little bit of fatigue with him, but to your point,
doesn't matter. Probably not. He'll go on word and upward
and Dune's gonna come out. That's gonna be a big movie.
But I do think it's taken a little bit of
the shine.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Off of him.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Yeah, But you know what has not lost its shine?
Speaker 1 (20:27):
You me or no you? Oh, thank you. I love
all this love you're putting my direction.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
It really I really mean it, So thank you, and
thank you to everybody listening and sticking with us, and
especially to all of our Patreon supporters. I was so
worried that everybody would leave, and they haven't. So we'll
talk on Thursday. Everything, I promise.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
There you go. Well, thank you for doing this. You're
clearly not full strength yet, and it's like even looking
at you, you're on the ozepic all of a sudden,
How much weight did you lose? Can you tell us
that you will lost some weight?
Speaker 2 (21:03):
I don't even know. Your face is so skinny, not
the good kind.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
No, you look good. I gotta be honest. You got
color back. You look good. I think you look good.
But yeah, no, As for doing the show, it's what
we do. You know. We always say the show must
go on. And I missed you, and we all missed you,
and we're all worried about you. And I was not
sure what to say all along. I wasn't sure what
I should say, and you know, I didn't want to
blow your big reveal of what the what's happening? But
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you know, I was worried, But then again, I wasn't worried.
I knew you were in good hands.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
All right, y'all see you Thursday
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Thursday on the Patreon Get the Show guys Patreon dot com,
slash Perez Hilton and we'll give the full story about
everything that happened all right,