Ep 230: New Year, New Words, Still Jiggy!

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Gangnam Style, New Years Plans, the cold, free stuff, brain rot, the Trump family, non-alcoholic beer, Adam's next role, basements, Phantom Planet, & more.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what is most obviously,
very crucially important.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Today on This is Important, we are going to be
getting absolutely toe up from the flow up. Baby, kids
want the cool new dictionary?

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Can we just make America great again?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Let's go. We'll do it is this way late on
the usually come in with it.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Nay, okay, all right, what's up everybody?

Speaker 2 (00:54):
No, just really old onestam starts.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
That one's pretty in a while.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
I love I love that one.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
You ever see the one of him like he's like
crouched down and then the little platform shoots up and
then he jumps like fifteen feet in the air and
then lands. Yeah, he's so every time I see him
do that, I'm like, my knees would chatter. Dude, this
guy's not in great shape.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Yeah he's he's training for it. He's training for it.
He's bottom heavy, he's got low center of gravity, so
do I okay, but yeah, but but then you you
have middle center of gravity.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
All ass, all ass, a lot of ass.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
And then it's kind of all but and then it's
all shambles beneath that, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah, yeah, that's true. That's true. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
He's probably like bow legged as fuck calves the same
size as his thighs situation.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
You know, everything's built for got thunder thigh.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
And let's not hate yeah, because it is wild because
he gets mad air and then he sticks the landing
and I'm like, and you know, he does this every
show and the place goes fucking wild. They love him,
But does he have other songs that people know and
lines in need other song? Does he just play that
song thirty five times?

Speaker 3 (02:07):
And his name is what zai I think based on nothing? Yeah,
that that is his one worldwide song. But then he's
probably got a grip that go yeah locally.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Local bangers, you know what I mean? You have to, yeah,
you have to.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
And we all we all know these artists from around
the world who've got the one crossover banger, but then
back home, they've got at least two six seven dozens
to other side.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
I don't even know how to spell wampum gangham style.
Damn it.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
That's all right, We'll wait quiet well.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Happy New Year's Eve, everybody, yep, oh yeah, this is.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
New Year's Eve.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah, yeah, what are.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
You guys doing this? Is we're recording this obviously before
New Year's Eve. Do you guys have New Year's Eve plans?

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Mmmmm, I think I'll be skiing.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Ooh what else is new? Get them? Love ski? Dude?
You love you?

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Do you know what I like being outdoors? I like
being active? I don't I don't really push it. I
just like cruising it.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah, I wonder if my body will ever get back
to skiing shape.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Ski you get let's go, come on out.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Do your knees?

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Do your knees hurt after a long.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Day of scheme? Mine, my knees don't hurt. I'm already
like I'm in shape right like I'm I'm doing split squats, guys,
very shaggy deling. So I don't really get sore. I
don't feel sore after a day of scheme.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Okay, would your knees be the thing that gets sore
from skin?

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Or is it your knees?

Speaker 2 (03:47):
I remember my ankles hurting when I skied.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Yeah, I mean, if you got like a boot situation,
your ankles or your feet can be all kind of
fucked up. But yeah, no, I just but I'm also
like not going hardcore and don't get me wrong.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
I wish you would. There are runs.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Where my thighs are on absolute fire.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Hell yeah, but I'm not.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
But that's not something I'm not used to like, So
I'm not sore the next day.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Yeah, okay, you know.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
But it's just fun to be outside. It's just fun
to be like out and in the cold. We live
in La Bruh. Yeah, I grew up in the Midwest.
I like the cold, get I chase it. It's fun
to be out there.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Okay, it is.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
Weird because this is a remarkably warm winter so far
here in Los Angeles.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
I've remarked often about it.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Okay, I'm always remarking about it. It's it's like seventy
you know. I live down here at the beach. It's
seventy degrees every damn day. It's sunny. It's perfect. I
wear basketball shorts constantly. Yeah, you bought a bunch of
I bought way.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Too many of them.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
And it does make you go a little bit like
a man that like Eric Griffin hosted a photo today
of him.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
No, like, you know, obviously it's.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
A stupid fucking post because he's bad at the Internet
and he's like he's like man it's cold out here
thirty something degrees right, and uh, it's him like dressed
in like winter clothes and he's in DC or some ship,
probably doing a depressing stand up gig where like eleven
people are there. Wow, okay, dude, I cannot wait for

(05:30):
him to text me and being like, man, what do
me like that?

Speaker 2 (05:34):
It was funny though, Uh but I'm.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
Sure more people out of his chest, but maybe not
twelve people.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
But wow, it.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
Made me go like, damn, dude, I haven't felt the
cold for one year. I came out of LA and
I have not been anywhere cold since then. Was not
cold hunting, No, it was it was a It was
a it was a great day.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
It kind of turns you into a bit of a
bitch if you aren't used to the cold.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
It gets really bad. Dude, Like we've met you, Okay.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
I'm not sorrying, I'm not starting, not starting.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
It's a new year.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Knew me please, of course it does. Of course, it
makes you soft. It makes you soft. I don't. I
don't like it.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Yeah, LA makes you such a bitch, dude.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
By the way, not like I get any like harder
after like going skiing for the week. I don't show
back Boston up on people. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Skiing's like the one sport that you definitely don't come
back harder.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Yeah, yeah, but uh, just being in the cold. Like,
by the way, even in the morning, I go running
in the mornings. Now it's like forty and I'm out
there in like my fucking tights and long sleeve shirt
and shit.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
So yeah, I keep going, keep going so.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Crazy you can see, like I wouldn't describe it as
a bulge as much as it is like, uh, there's
like a there's like a situation and intention. Yeah, it's
almost like an anomaly for an abnormally.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Okay off king.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
Yeah, there's like a ridge back the bridge line about that.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
I know about that situation.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
But putting on the tights, I'm like, you're a bitch,
You're a bit.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
What time are you going out there? Yeah? What is this?

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Like?

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Butt?

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Is it still dark after six? No, it's slide out.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
It's okay, yeah, okay, ship, let's go.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
But like Australia, this whole Australia lifestyle thing fucked me up.
And now I get up or you up.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
I'm gonna have a magic mind. Did they send you
any of these these magic minds. I know, I'm unaware
of what that is.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Oh, I think mine are with my golf cart.

Speaker 6 (07:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
I have a bitch.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
I think I think how you got that on a
golf cart? Minor together on Isaac's desk or something.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah, I just get Heineken zero zeros.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
I'd like to shout out Danego, Donago, Danago the golf
cart company for giving me that pre golf cart that
hell sick of that?

Speaker 3 (07:55):
And how about I'd like to shout out, did not
get one?

Speaker 2 (08:01):
A big shout out to would love one? Please?

Speaker 1 (08:03):
No?

Speaker 4 (08:03):
Remember when we were sent I think we were sent.
We all were sent these Nope, because I did not
call them out. So I don't know why they would
send me anything specifically.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
I don't even know what you're holding out.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
It looks like you're holding up a small dictionary.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
It's called magic mind I've never had one. But we
also were sent that thing called feel Free that now
you have to be twenty one and over to buy Blake.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Do you know what he's talking about?

Speaker 2 (08:29):
None of this is ringing a bell, dude.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
I'm not getting sent anything except low boasts will circle back.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
That's the most most important thing. Well, feel free or whatever.
They're just this is like a little ginger shot. I
don't know if it's going to do anything but feel.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Free, dude, very good. It's Chloe told.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
Me about it before we even came home. I was like,
I think they sent us something about that for the podcast.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
It's like it comes in a blue bottle.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
Oh it's She was like, yeah, I guess people are
getting like addicted to it. And it's like it sounds
like bad news. It's the weather. Explain it. It's like
a mix of adderall and ecstasy. And I'm like, isn't
it kratum or something?

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Yeah, kratim is one of the and kava root is
the other ingredient. Yes, I did take one of those,
so you got it? I did? Yes, yeah, yeah, so sorry,
my kids are on the roof, does dude.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
It like kind of runs in the background. It's not
like a full like WHOA, what's happening? But it's for
a guy that's not drinking right now and is looking
for any anything. I'm looking for anything just alter my
mind and that stuff. Now you have to be over
twenty one to buy it. It used to be you
can just buy it anywhere and right and now I

(09:45):
just bought two cases of it because I'm addicted to
it now.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
And it's called what feel free, feel Free fuel Free,
and it comes in a little blue bottle and you
just and this is not what you just held up.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
No, no, no, this is I'm hoping. I just found
this on my desk, and I'm hoping that it does.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Look you up right, the cause of diary.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
Because the feel free shit works. Dude, you feel great
and you're not supposed to abuse it, but you know
you do.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Yeah, yeah, I don't think you're supposed to like drink
anything else with it, right, you just go solo straight
feel free?

Speaker 3 (10:18):
You mean drink any like more alcohol? You can drink
like water?

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Right, I would hope that.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
I mean you can, dude, you can do whatever you want. Yeah,
but it might enlarger liver.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
This motherfucker spoken like the true liver King.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Welcome back the liver King. Oh remember that guy? What
happened to liver King? I miss him?

Speaker 3 (10:38):
He said he was on steroids.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
He's still He's still on my feed. But Adams, you're
still a huge liver King fan.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
We're like, what happened does he posts every day, he
posts all the time.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
He's always posted every day, is he Yeah, he was
hot for a while.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
That's the steroids though, right, that was the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
No, he never admitted it, but there were like emails
where he's like, I need more steroids, take a ton
of deoids. Yeah yeah yeah, and then he's like, nah,
that was that wasn't me or something that was a bit.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah, but he definitely I thought.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
I honestly, I think he like came out and was like,
admitted it was Oh, I think he admitted it.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
He had to be like, I know the things came out.
I just want to make sure I'm not advocating for it, right,
wasn't that he They were like take the safe angle
of like you made a mistake, you don't want anyone
else to make. Wasn't that the whole thing?

Speaker 4 (11:26):
I can't remember exactly, but I do remember I I
I think I think this is how you if you're
about to say something stupid, you you're able.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
This is your back door exit.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
Right.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
I think I remember him apologizing, okay.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Or what Blake says, they said that what they said,
they did say it.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
I think they they did say that.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
No, because his whole thing was that he was like
naturally buff. That was his whole thing. He like ate
testicles and that's what made him strong.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Yeah, he just a well liver, liver hole.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Antesticals and like like brains.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
But he just didn't want to be called the testicle king.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
No, yeah, that's not as cool pretty cool like raw organs.
I mean it doesn't sound dope, dude, like it's not. No,
it looked. Just have a steak, Just have a steak.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
Those o c bros Uh Chad JT. I did their
podcast fucking years ago now and they were like, here
have some liver.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
That's gross.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
And I was like, sure, oh you guys are young.
I'll hang with you guys. And I was like, why
are you eating this? Dude?

Speaker 2 (12:31):
This is great, sam Son, where'd you find this? I
love when Durs tries to be young and hang with
the young guys. Dude, that's the way you get young
is you eat liver. Hey, this looks pretty fetch. Oh yeah, brother.
Brain rot? Oh brain rot?

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Was that was the word that got into the dictionary
this year or last year, I should say, twenty twenty four.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Brain rot?

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Yeah, are you guys familiar with brain? Rot Please explain.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
It's like it's kind of like meme culture, like kids
all do is like, dude, it's such a long involved thing,
like do you not know the definition skimby toilet yacht
all that shit?

Speaker 2 (13:10):
It's like, wait, skimby toilet got in the dictionary?

Speaker 1 (13:12):
No, Like that's all part of like the brain rot universe.
It's all basically like Internet meme culture, like taking over
your children's mind.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
What are you doing? What? How do you know this stuff?

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Because because Blake is just he fun, He's just addicted
to the internet, is what it is.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
Like when you see when your phone gives you a
weekly thing unless you're not on your phone your own laptop.
I don't know what's your weekly hour on the phone
because I see mine, and I'm embarrassed.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
It's science weekly what on your phone?

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Like it gives you your percent Like it goes you.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Were on your phone this much this week and I'm
usually around like four and a half hours.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Yeah, that's exactly mine. Mine's always about four or four
and a half. Yeah, I think I'm at who think
about six? Yeah? Unfortunately, and I'm not happy about that.
So you're you're one third more than I love the
internet guy.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Yeah you do, but I know I know you and
so brain rod, so brain rot.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
So think of think of all the things you could
be doing with that extra two hours.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Yeah, god, I could be skiing.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
That's okay because it's fine because you know what brain
rod is and I don't.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Yeah, there you go. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
But but what's what? But what I'm what I'm what
I'm starting to wonder is does he because I'm asking
them to explain it, and he came, I'm.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
By the way, by the way, I'm looking at the
words that are in the dictionary, and brain rod.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Is not one of them. What I thought bed rotting,
bed rotting is oh yeah, bedrock.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
I think they're adding No, I think they're adding it.
They're adding it this year or in twenty twenty four,
like it's going to be the word that it gets
into the dictionary, you know, in the.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Brain rot world.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
So this is this is uh no, no, no, bed rots
just when you lay in bed and rot.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
This is bedrotting girl dinner and dictionary dot COM's new
twenty twenty four words.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Okay, wait, but this isn't whatever was just put in
our chat losing your mind looking at memes. The dictionary
has a word for that. These are just words that
are already in the demure dictionary now, like demure, Like
that's not a new word, yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Demure is.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Well that was like that was a trend, the demure, I.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Know, but it's already a word that exists, unlike willennium
sure or jiggy. Sorry, Jiggy was the one that made
the dictionary back in the day that I remember being like, well,
here we go.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
I love that was huge and bling bling and we're
out at one point bling bling made it and I
was pretty stoked.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
So the twenty twenty four words, uh, the ick okay,
is a noun a sudden feeling of disgust or dislike
I bet, I bet you used that right, Blake? The
ick yeah, I use it constantly. The icky. You guys,
give me the ick?

Speaker 3 (15:55):
It to me?

Speaker 2 (15:56):
What this is? What?

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Go ahead?

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Go ahead? That's the whole world gone right.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
So so this is weird because like bed rotting, those
are two words that are in the dictionary.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
How could it be added to the dictionary? Girl dinner?

Speaker 3 (16:11):
This is my problem.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
It's science.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
This is my problem, okay, girl dinner. Yeah, is that
these aren't new words. These just these just seem like
Miriam Webster or whoever the fuck it is.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
That's stupid pitt.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
They're just trying to like find relevance every year to
be like by the way, we are the dictionary, by
like saying, hey, youngsters, we're down with your lingo. But
these aren't gonna fucking these aren't staying. These words aren't staying.
So you're putting in the dictionary.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Unlike unlike will Ennium, which is here.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
You don't think the ick is gonna be forever Willennium,
you're still on the tip of your tongue. Yes, jiggy,
Jiggy is still it still holds a ton of ways.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
He's still right there. Dude, I'm getting jiggy with it.
You're giving me the ick.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
But what I'm saying is they're putting in words of
the moment as opposed to being like people been saying
this for ten years, it's got to go in the dictionary.
Well here's here's one, which is what makes sense to me. Well,
why don't you cry about it?

Speaker 2 (17:10):
I might that makes sense. I'm with you. I'm with you, dear.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
Why are we going Hey, we've been saying this for
twelve months.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
It's in the dictionary. Let's throw it in there next
to the word about right right, right right? What? Yeah,
well you have a good point. Let's put it right
next to critter.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
So girl dinner is used as a noun and that
let me get and often attractively present a collection of
snacks that involve little preparation, such as small quantities of
cold cuts.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Cheese, fruit, cheesed cherry, tomatoes, et cetera. Oh, deemed efficient.
Don't constitute a meal for one.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Okay, so it's a small it's a snack.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
So that's That's what I'm saying, is that we've been
saying snack forever.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Now it's girl dinner.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
Right, and even recently people them saying looking like a snack,
which is very fun.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Abolutely, which is great.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
But girl dinner has been being have We've been saying
this for twelve months tops, and now it's in the
dictionary is type.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
Yeah, that's where that type butthole didn't catch on.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
I don't even want it in there.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
I would like it, I do that kind of that'd
be great, that'd be really cool. Here's something that we
have pretty privilege, so an unearned and mostly unacknowledged social
advantage that a person has by fitting into the beauty
standards of their culture, which I feel like we all
have that.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
But that's two word. Yeah. But like if like riz Riz,
gotta get in Miriam or Webster, whoever is listening.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
You just pick words that have been around for ten years,
you got to give and then everyone and then it's
just as exciting, it's just as cool.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
But then you've got to wait ten years. And they
got to sell these these dictionaries every year, and gotta.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
Sell these books. But guess what, Adam, they got.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
To ten years There was a ten years ago. Every
day tomorrow and the next day there was a ten
years before from that. So every year has it ten
years ago?

Speaker 2 (19:10):
No, check, that's not how that works.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
Well, take me outside, how about that?

Speaker 2 (19:15):
That's not how that?

Speaker 3 (19:15):
What do you mean that's not how it works? They
could completely go.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
So these are the words of the day ten years ago,
but not every year.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
Where's the day?

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Sorry, we're words of their time.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
No, but you said words.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Of the jumped down the stroke broke a get al.
What you're trying to say is that they've stood the
test of time. Not every year there's a new word
that stands the test of time.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
Yes, But my point is every year there can be
words that have stood the test of time the last
ten years that get put in as opposed to like riz,
where they're like, my nine year old says rizz all
the time. My kids are running around saying.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Well, because riz is going to be the one that
sticks around.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
No, no, no, they say, they say the.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Sigma sigma.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
They run around being like, dude, it was so sigma sigma.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Like if if this that's in the brain rot universe,
that's in the brain rock universe, welcome, You're part of
it and you didn't even know.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Does would you guys be able to guess what this
word is in the dictionary now? In shitification?

Speaker 1 (20:32):
In shittification is that making something shitty.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
I'm gonna go making making.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Something good shitty The gradual degregation of an online platform
or services functionality as part of a cycle in which
the platform or service first offers benefits to users to
attract them, then pursues more and more profits at the
expense of users. Goodbye. Huh.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
Here's the problem.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
There's probably already a word for.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
That that people don't know, so they're inventing new words
to be like, this is a new word, and it's
not a new word. It's going to stand the test
of time unless it's like jiggy.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Which still yes, and shittification. Dude, there's a cozy is
in the dictionary? Cozy?

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Well, yeah, of course you're saying it just made it,
just made it, according to this, According to Time dot com.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Cozy, hang on, hang on cozy the dictionary, they might
be adding, like what do they call it? An addendum?

Speaker 2 (21:31):
I think they're adding an adjective?

Speaker 3 (21:33):
Or is the kids on the street I was calling, Yeah,
it's a it's an.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
I got nothing, Yeah, for sure. But the definition of cozy, Okay,
what did they add?

Speaker 3 (21:45):
What's the new definition?

Speaker 4 (21:46):
So it's relating to a genre of mystery stories with
little suspense, explicit violence or sexual content, often also having
amateur sluice and idyllic intimate settings. So kind of a
shitty story. Mystery stories with little suspense.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
This is what I'm talking about. Who is this for?
Why does why does the dictionary think people like that?
They're getting any sort of like streak cred? What is happening?

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Kids want the cool new dictionary, They're like, dude, So, dude,
I mean, what kind of stories are these?

Speaker 4 (22:19):
They're like, oh, it's a mystery story and guess what.
Little suspense, not a lot of suspense, not very suspense.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Yeah, just today. And it's on a cute little island
off the east coast. Yeah, it's kind of intimate settings.
Yeah it's cozy.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
What would that be, Like you're just like looking for
your wallet on vacation or something.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
There's a possibility.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
There you go, Yeah, hey, you just wrote a cozy
Hey who wrote yourself a coping.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
So cozy is a genre?

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Oh yeah yeah interesting?

Speaker 3 (22:47):
Okay, dude kill me. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
These are all pretty fucking stupid. Here's one. It's just
called slow fashion, you know, fast fashion where everything's just
like made chittaly and it all falls apart. It's this
is just eco friendly, well made clothing.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
Oh nice, What is this? What's it called slow fashion?
Slow fast? See, this is my this is my this
is what I'm talking.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
About, quality goods.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
Yeah, fast fashion has been around, people have been saying
it and then someone's just like, well, you know what's
slow fish?

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Slow fashion?

Speaker 3 (23:19):
You mean just fashion?

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Yeah, you mean just well made products?

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Yes, quality performance, Like here's something that I think should
be in the dictionary. I don't know if it is,
but it's been around for a long time. We're all
saying it, not constantly, but we know what it means.
That weirded out.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Okay, weirded out.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
That's not in when people talk about weird because I
write weirded out in like on like Microsoft word or
like in final draft, and like it still doesn't know it.
And I'm like, it doesn't know weirded out, like when
someone's weirded out by something. Right, we all know what
that means.

Speaker 4 (23:52):
Yeah, that's that's cool that you're writing weirded out. That
this bothers me.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
Because it's a very specific thing.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
You've never read dur'sy cozys. His cozys are crazy.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
It's a very specific thing.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Yeah, durs his Cozy's rock.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
Has it been around? Has it been around? Someone's putting
in that chat weird out, weird out, but weirded.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Out, it's right there, weirded out. Okay, there you go.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
Man, So it's in the dictionary, so see yo, So
chill the fuck out, dude, Yeah man, yeah, God, you can.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
Get off Webster's bag.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
But I'm saying that's a good example of something that's
stuck around?

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Okay, what about act? Has that made the dictionary yet?
Because that was always something my dad would say.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
For sure, Yeah, has taints, has taints? Taint's been around?

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Taint?

Speaker 1 (24:35):
That's kind of or uh, what was it called grundle?
Or is that in the dictionary?

Speaker 3 (24:39):
But these have been around?

Speaker 2 (24:40):
But is that in the diction?

Speaker 3 (24:41):
But so isn't there a new word for it that
came out this year that people were saying.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
In ship stuary?

Speaker 1 (24:48):
What was it in shittification?

Speaker 2 (24:52):
In sitivocation? That's good here, I mean, and there's also
dumb dumb shit like extreme heat event.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Come on, I mean, that's not a word, that's a
whole ascent.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
That's called a heat wave.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Yeah, that's I mean, yeah, we all kind of know
what that means. You don't need to put in the dictionary.
The definition is the word. Yeah, it's what it is, like.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Like a word being it's really hot out right now,
it's an event.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
Can we just make America great again?

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Okay? Here, I know those truth comes out. It's a
new year, knew me, New year, knew me.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
I think what I'm trying to get to here is.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
You need another four inches?

Speaker 3 (25:28):
Have the world gone crazy? Oh my god, Oh my god,
I'm looking up taint. I do feel like there was
a new word for taint.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
I'm pissed now. Yeah it was gooch. It was gooch.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
The Chad has been around too that I don't know.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
If that's the like. Those should definitely be in the dictionary.
Those are staples I agree with the English language.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
Hey, you're not going to hear any disagreement from here.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
And then, did you guys know that I'm pissed now?

Speaker 4 (25:55):
Donald Trump was named Person of the Year by Time
magazine and people were very said about that, but that
makes sense. He was I know that that that's I know.
People were wildly upset, and I was saying, well, obviously
it was the.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Who's runner up? If you're angry, who do you think it?

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Who?

Speaker 3 (26:15):
Who should have been the Person of the year?

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Lebron James Kamala?

Speaker 3 (26:19):
Kamala, Kamala? You know what I mean? I'm like, who,
Who's Who's done?

Speaker 2 (26:24):
What? What? What is? Person of the year is just
the most talked about person? Is that happened?

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (26:28):
The person who, yeah, who is top of mind.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Garnered the most attention, Yes.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
Who's contributed the most to the intiitification of our brain rot.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Okay, well then he got it, he got it, he
got it, give.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
It to give it to him. Baby.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
He was kind of the main news news door fuming.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Yeah. Yeah, I mean guys, he's here to stay.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Yeah, we're not that guy. That guy's never gonna die.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Here's my question. Obviously he's old, right, but like, yeah,
you do have the feeling where I'm like, this dude
ain't dying, Like how old did you think he's gonna live?

Speaker 2 (27:07):
I don't understand it. Dude, he got shot.

Speaker 4 (27:09):
Dude, if you were to shoot me at eighty years old,
even if it just nicks my ear, I'm dead.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
I'm dead, dude, alright, just the shot, like just hearing gunfire. Yeah,
oh gone, oh oh.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Liver liver explodes, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
My large liver would explode.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
But people are like, I think he's gonna die soon.
I just don't know if he's gonna die any day soon.
He seems to eat KFC.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Like, wow, it's good for you, know what he didn't
do for you?

Speaker 4 (27:37):
And I'm finding out the more I don't drink, how
bad drinking is for you. I haven't a large liver
from all the past drinking. He never drank and he
never did drugs.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Yes, brother was an alcoholic who died, right, so that'll do?

Speaker 2 (27:52):
Is that right? Is that why he didn't Yeah, that's
kind of why his steers clear.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Oh I thought he was just a fucking door Well
he also is that?

Speaker 3 (27:59):
Yeah, he had an old, older brother who died from
alcohol like related complications.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Oh wow, that's why you got to start. You got
to show that you do it better than your brother.
Come on, that's true.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
But that is uh, that is actually pretty nar because
how much older? Because you have to really drink a
lot to die that young.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
If our producers could google that.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Yeah, how much older was Donald Trump's alcoholic older brother?

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Right, I'm drunk now because.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
If he was like five years older, I'm like, that's
a lot of drinking to be to be doing.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
And then if you guys could google, ways, Donald Trump
could die. Google your personal laptops boys, Yeah, no, what's
the age gap there?

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Old?

Speaker 3 (28:40):
I think an older brother.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
I think he was older as well, but Ronald, uh
Donald younger? Oh they were twins.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Okay, I know twins, Ronald, dude, that'd be so cool
that really would have there ever been twin Presidents. I
think that's the movie Dave Right, Well, yeah, body double, yeah,
body double.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Like there just so happens to be a guy who
looked exactly identical.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Yet I think that was the first movie I watched
where I was like, I'm a grown up now, like it.
It's not a movie for kids. It's just kind of
like charming and appealing.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Yeah, do you guys remember that?

Speaker 4 (29:18):
I mean I talked about it when it was happening
to you guys in the Workholics writer's room. But there
was a guy that looked just like me that was
going to this bar in like like Pennsylvania or some shit,
and then he got caught like trying to date rape people,
and people were what coming after me on Twitter, like
a lot.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Of people being like what the fuck? And I'm like, dude,
I'm not in Pennsylvania.

Speaker 4 (29:42):
Don't remember in Yeah, and he was telling people that
he was me.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
It was like right at the beginning of Worcoholics. He
was like a wild I don't remember that. That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Yeah, I remember you had like, well maybe I do
remember this. You've had a lot of Adam, your.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
Life is very interesting. Here's the most interesting man you
should be person of the Year.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
There's just a lot of like wild, You're like a
magnet for I don't know what, man, but yeah, dragon energy.
I don't know what's going on, but.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. That's wild. That's
probably why my liver's enlarged. You know, I get I
go big, I go hard. Boy, you got still gonna
send it. And that's why at forty one, I'm drinking
Heineken zero zero?

Speaker 3 (30:24):
Right, And so did someone just buy the rights to
the name Heineken zero?

Speaker 2 (30:29):
Yeah? Why did they add the two zeros? Because it's
weird to go zero point zero?

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Maybe coke z coke zero because then you think maybe
it's calorie.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Because some of these non alcoholic I think that's.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
The right answer. I think I just got the right answer,
zero point zero. Got so excited.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
Can you see how excited you've got to get out
of the house.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Got so exciting?

Speaker 3 (30:49):
You just do you have no wins? Have you never
won an argument at home?

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Like he got so excited that he thought he got
the right answer, Dude, my best book. I know. I'm
just like maybe, yeah, yeah, maybe you got it. Your
eyes were like.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
I know, yeah, Okay, you know what like, yeah, maybe
light I got the right answer. Maybe you got it.
It's not say maybe. More likely is that other non
alcoholic beers are not zero point zero. They're like zero
point and there is a little bit of alcohol in there.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Well, this has to also have a little bit all
no zero poor zero.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
Oh you think it's zero point zero? Yeah the zero, yes, sneaky.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
I do.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
Well, they're a sponsor, so let's see. I bet it's zero.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Yeah, I bet it's zero probably zero. They are the best.
They are the best. I also had a Corona one
the other day and I had it without the lime garbage.
But then I had it with the lime and it
was okay. I think the lime mass massive enough that
you're like, yeah, it's like.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
A you gotta you gotta make sure it's a Corona extra.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Yeah, that's good, dude.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
I'm I I used to make fun of people that
would drink the Heineken zeros.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Why for being sober? You know, just really take them back, you.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
Know, come on, hasn't let anything slid?

Speaker 2 (32:12):
That's not cool.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
I mean just because I'm like, I'm like, dude, if
you're not drinking, that's fine, but why pretend answer like
just have a better tasting beverage, like a soda is
probably better tasting than a shitty beer or water.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
And now answer your own question.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
But when you are out and you're not drinking, and
you're around a lot of people that are drinking, you'd
want to just kind of feel like you fit in.
You don't want to constantly be answering questions about you
not drinking. You drink the you know, you hold the
label like this. Everyone just assumes you're drinking. And and
if someone notices the zero ports here, you could tell

(32:50):
them not that big of a deal. But you're not
trying to like wave that flag super high all the time.
It's kind of annoying, you know. And also it kind
of reminds you of drinking and the the good old
days and what you miss about it and how much
you love drinking and how much you wish you were drinking.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Yeah, all right, Adam, cool man, that's that's your truth. Brother.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
Good for you. I feel like you can also just
drink of water. You can, but I know where you're at.
I know where you're at.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
It's a little taste of home, baby, whatever.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
Works for you, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
It's good. I having a large liver. I miss it
the taste of beer.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Yeah, I do think it's more of that. I think
it's less about you hoping people don't ask you about
you not drinking and you needing it. Yeah, I just
want in the tip of the tongue.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
To taste give me. I am excited, dude. On this
is our New Year's episode, so I'm drunk now happy.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
So it's New Year's Eve, So tonight yar knew me.
You know we've filmed this beforehand, but tonight I'm going
to be in the Bahamas this little John, Yes, and
I will be drinking for the first.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Time in months.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
Yeah, and I'm so so excited to do that.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
I'm so excited. Do not die, dude.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Yeah, remember not to go stuper hard back into it.
That's how you get out of trouble.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
I do like that you just found out your liver
was enlarged. Yeah, but like that's not information you're gonna
remember or use.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
You know, Let's pretend that didn't happen until after New
Year's No, dude, I guarantee you your livers are Blake's
livers for sure. Large dude.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
Yeah, there's no doubt. I've actually seen it, like poking out.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
Blake is an alcoholic. I don't think my liver is
in large. You have in large. If I have an
in large liver, you have an in large liver.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
I'll have to get that check. Yeah, get a check,
go to the doctor. Get a full dude. They did
a ultrasound on my stomach, so they're like looking to
see if you're pregnant. No, at the.

Speaker 4 (34:55):
Doctor's office to see if I have in large livers,
And turns out I do, though, huh, sure you could
do it. You know, I don't know if your doctor
fucking sucks or not.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
But yeah, you guys should get like a two fer.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Yeah, yeah, let's go in together. If your doctor doesn't
fucking suck, who will ultra sound your stomach to see
if you have in large livers?

Speaker 3 (35:12):
I'm into that also, Blake, there's a chance that the
doctor inspects her and tire Bondy goes, Your liver's in large.
But the good news is it's not the only thing
that's in large.

Speaker 4 (35:23):
Okay, now this is a check and he goes, and
also you're pancreas.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
Your pancreas.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
Oh yeah, that's not a good thing either. No, that's
not the good the good you need another four inches stamn, yeah,
that's I need the Uh.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
You're gaping, asshole, Jesus, this doctor sucks.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
I'm not going I don't want to know that doctor brosarks.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
So.

Speaker 4 (35:45):
So Trump's brother was forty two when he died, and
he was the older brother, and he was eight years older, right,
eight years older? So Trump was what is that thirty four?
So you're telling me that Trump never he said he's
never drank, so he didn't drink because of his older brother.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
Did you just say Trump was thirty four? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (36:09):
Right, if he's eight years older, I'm.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Gonna come sorry when the brother died.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Yes, his brother died when he was forty two, this
is a good math problem. Oh no, no, so he'd
be what thirty yeah, thirty four? Right?

Speaker 3 (36:19):
Yeah, yeah, but I think that it was like, as
a sixteen year old, he already saw his brother was
fucking out of control, wasted, and was like.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Oh he's he was a waste, oing noe. To sell
his brother was probably cool.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
Yeah, but also like don't you when you're once you're sixteen, though,
don't you look at.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
That and go like that sounds that seems kind of dope.
That sounds kind of fun. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
I don't know how bad it was. Let's also keep
in mind he died. He did, Yeah, so I don't
know how like solid and cool it was before. I
don't know my min I don't know.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
My uncle died, yeah, for alcoholism and uh right hero
you know I thought he's fucking radical.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
Yeah, yeah, he guys kind.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Of right, Adam, You're you're revealing a lot in twenty
twenty five, knew you.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
This is the cool speech. Your cousin's kids are gonna say, my.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Uncle Adam rocked. Yeah, this is before, you know, yeah,
before the bad times. Yeah, holy shit.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Well party on bro until you can't party anymore.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
I used to post, well, you know, I haven't drink
in months. I've been drunk three times in nine months.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
That's got to feel pretty good.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Doesn't I was gonna say, what do you mean it doesn't?

Speaker 2 (37:31):
Al right? You don't feel like your body? I think
on paper it's firing like faster. I think I'm skinnier
than I've been in a long time. I think, And
is it worth it at? I have a jawline? Now
do you care? What about your brain? Are you? Are
you firing faster?

Speaker 3 (37:45):
No? No, that was like season one of Workaholics. Remember
we all like worked out, like yeah, we were writing
season one. We were writing it, get it, like getting ready.
We're like, oh fuck, we're about to be filming in
six weeks. So we started working out.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
We're going to be on television.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
Good hot, and like just rinding writing, working out. We
all lost weight, we all got pretty good shape. And
then I remember coming back for season two and being
like that was not worth it at all. I'm just
gonna eat a donut to day and who gives a fuck?

Speaker 2 (38:15):
There you go.

Speaker 4 (38:15):
Yeah, I never really noticed you being as morbidly obesi
as I got.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
I remember coming back.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
Yeah, I'm not comparing myself to you. I'm talking about
my experience.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Yeah you were fat, Yeah well I was, yeah, yeah
I think.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
But I'm just saying, like I remember thinking I should care.
And then for Workaholics, right, being like it didn't do
anything for us or for me to.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Be don't make it any funnier.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Well, I don't know if are you flexing would have
hit as hard if we weren't chiseled at that moment.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
It might have been funnier. Yeah, when we're like are
you flexing?

Speaker 2 (38:52):
And you mean the episode muscle, i'd like to flex.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
No, when we're like are you flexing, it's like and
it's like, no, are you flexing?

Speaker 2 (38:59):
Like, yeah, we're pretty jacked in that scene, dude. Yeah,
the pectorals were just yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
But I mean I can still do that now. I'm
just not as shapely.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
That's true. Well, you're pretty you're pretty jacked right now.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
I would say.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Something's going on.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
I don't know what's going on, but something's going on.
I remember getting in shape for the show and then
being like, oh, this ain't that show.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
I'm saying, I've seen you on Godzilla. Your back's looking big, dude.
I know you're just like the scientist, but.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Yeah, he's a hot ass scientist.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
You're a muscular ass science.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
Is that how it's described?

Speaker 2 (39:37):
And I see what's happening Winters now, and so he's
getting a little older, he's getting a little long in
the tooth. He's like, I'm gonna be that sexy older gentleman.
Now I'm coming into my own.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Somebody's got to you know what I mean. Your boobs
are huge.

Speaker 4 (39:52):
Yeah, I'm afraid I'm going to like never work again
now that I'm in. This is the best shape I've been.
I think people are going to be like, oh, we
kind of liked him as a job what did what
did E? W?

Speaker 3 (40:03):
Called me?

Speaker 2 (40:04):
They called me a butter ball of Yeah, a little
butter ball of bragg unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
But look, did you've got like second like assistant pit crew?
Like and maybe it's just the hat.

Speaker 5 (40:18):
Yeah, yeah, you're like the the guy who stands with
the rag behind the guy running the pit crew, who's
like the second lead to the driver.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
And then like you watched the argument happen, and then
you turn around everyone else you.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
You heard him? Boys, Oh yeah, let's get out there,
you know, let's do this. Yeah yeah, I don't know
if that's the role I'm necessarily gunning for. Is the the.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
Guy who just this was Brad Pitt and like fucking
I don't know who else. And you're like number three
on the call sheet for some two hundred million dollars
race car movie. You're not doing that?

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Oh ship, I didn't know it was like that. What
do you think I'm talking about?

Speaker 3 (41:00):
Big movie?

Speaker 2 (41:01):
This isn't just like a whatever I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
Like like how they used to make movies with like
big budgets and like awesome ensemble cast where you're like, oh, yeah,
that guy's in it, like the kind of balding dude
from Armageddon who was in like a bunch of.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Movies, not Ed Harris. You don't know his name, but
he was in. Like so that's who you think you
think I want my career to go as the guy
who you don't know his name, the balding.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
I think you could really knock that out of the
park at Yeah, that's cool. I think I think you're
worried about it. But guess what we're talking about that
guy right now? Restless? So I'm gonna pull him up.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Probably what guy is it?

Speaker 3 (41:42):
You go? Oh yeah, that guy? I think he was
in Days of Thunder. Also, he was in every like big.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Movie, good, good movie? You have him?

Speaker 3 (41:51):
Thank you? Who is this guy? His name is Armageddon Armagedton.
He just sent me. Good it all right here? We
got ready? What's this guy's name?

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Billy Bob Thornton, Will Pat Will? Oh, dude, I just
met that guy. Did you sky rock? So this is
what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
Did you go, Holy funk? I'm looking in the mirror.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Will I didn't know. This doesn't look like Adam at all. Adam,
you could be like the de E, a guy from
Breaking Bad, you know, steal the scene like that guy.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
You know, So don't worry about it.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
About it, I guess, I guess. So, Okay, this guy's
in yellows. But I think.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
Hollywood likes me a little chubbier. I think they like
a little cushion to my push and fat fat is funny.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
Well are you gonna let that? Are you gonna let
the tail wag the dog? What are we doing here?

Speaker 2 (42:42):
Come on?

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Man?

Speaker 4 (42:42):
Yeah, I made the mistake of getting absolutely shredded. Dude,
I have come gutters now, okay, the first time in
my life I have them.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
Yeah, how do you know? I don't like you guys?

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Tell me to show my ts?

Speaker 3 (42:52):
Are they operational?

Speaker 2 (42:52):
And we need to h I just I went into
I have a bathroom. It has that good lighting you
know that's kind of up top and its hinds down.
And I walked in. I was shirtless the other day
and I caught my reflection in the mirror, and I
was like, my.

Speaker 4 (43:05):
God, Jesus could catch something because cum gutters in the dictionary.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
One thing, and.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
I love that's awesome.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
It's pretty yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Yeah, shout out to your cum gutters brother.

Speaker 4 (43:22):
And the only thing you have to do is not
get drunk for like nine months, which sucks.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
Months.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
That's for months, but months is wrong.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
New Year's Eve, Yes, me and little John, I'm gonna
be drinking from his crunk juice cups and you're going
to be getting absolutely toe up from the flow up.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Baby, that's gonna be hilarious.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
What if he doesn't drink anymore? He might because he's
what if he's just slanging in crunk juice or something
like that.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
He released like a like a yoga album, like a
meditation album.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
I think he's very and.

Speaker 4 (43:56):
I'm happy to do that with him at the Atlantis Resort.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
But it's so good to have you here to kind
of just balance it out. He tell me more about
the yoga album.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
It was like him like basically going through like mantras
and stuff. It was like a guided Wow, a guided meditation.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
I mean, isn't that kind of his whole career? Well,
it was doubting mantras, yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
But it was much more, you know, chill. It was
a very chill energy yeah.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
Huh, Well, that's not the energy I hope he brings
tonight New Year's Eve, New Year's Eve at the Atlantis
Resort and Casino.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
In the way he's bringing up.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
Yeah, he's bringing he's bringing up.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
I'm really excited for it. I'm very excited. That's going
to be a trick.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
What are you going to be drinking? What's the drink
of choice?

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Yeah? What are you coming back?

Speaker 3 (44:43):
How is there like a schedule, like are you gonna go?

Speaker 4 (44:46):
See I'm gonna be there a few days before, and
I want to ease myself into the drinking.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
So I'm gonna have to get drunk those two days
prior you have, but not not too drunk the night before,
because I need to have my legs underneath me, right
for the for the start, for the beginning of the production.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
Right, yeah, yeah, right, I'm drunk now, and then by
the end I'll be.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Like, right, what did you say?

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Say that again, dude to Anderson Cooper. You know, dude,
he gets so trashed. He gets so trashed.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
I do like it.

Speaker 4 (45:20):
I hope we're just yelling. It's like I hope, I
hope we're like misunderstanding each other.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
And be like, what did you say? What the hell
did you say me?

Speaker 4 (45:29):
Just like when I met Andy Samberg for the first
time and we just yelled at each other and then
his our agent had to call me the next day
and was like, hey, I heard you almost fought Samberg.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
I do like how it seems like that's what's going
on with you. When you go out, everyone's like, hey,
I'm sorry we fought that time, and you're like, I
don't remember.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
I was intoxicated.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
If you say so, I believe, yes, I gain.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Yeah, but they're always sorry about it.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
But do you Are you sticking to beer? Are you
going to cross over? Gonna now champagne? You're in the
champagne the whole time? What do we do?

Speaker 2 (46:03):
I'm drinking mohamma, mamas, oh.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
Monkeys uncle? Or are they going like a monkey's lunch box?

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Ninety nine bananas? Remember that that sugar alone that ship
was delish. Oh yeah, that was the good stuff.

Speaker 4 (46:15):
I want to be sipping on the largest most tropical,
dumb ass looking drink that they have.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
Yeah, shirt off, you're gonna pop the time.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
I wonder.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
I wonder if at the end I'll go shirts off.
That's actually a really good for Anderson Cooper about your
cum gutters.

Speaker 4 (46:31):
I think I'm gonna be wearing a suit, so it
might be difficult to get it fully off.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
Even Let's get a tear away. Can you get a
tear away?

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (46:39):
See, I've yet to buy the suit, so I think
I think it's possible that I could have a tear away.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
And write like the name of like a bitcoin on
your chest.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
Oh that's cool. You know the one that you invested in.
I'll write that.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
So yeah, bring it on, Bring it on, Toka Mac,
bring it on.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
I mean we can skyrocket again. Love it baby, give
you that moulah baby.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
I broke it broke even finally nice congratulations.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
The whole bitcoin universe people.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Were getting real stoked on it, like a week ago.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Dude, in two thousand, I think fourteen or fifteen, Liam
Hemswad told me to invest twenty five thousand dollars in bitcoin.
He goes, okay, mate.

Speaker 4 (47:19):
Just take twenty five grand and invest it in bitcoin.
By the way, I was like, twenty five grand, are
you the richest personal life? But twenty five grand if
I invested, it would be worth I looked it up
the other day. Six point one million dollars.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Yeah, that's insane. Whoa, whoa.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
But you did something at some point, didn't you. No?

Speaker 2 (47:40):
I did not, sure didn't.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Oh well there you go. And that's the way the
cookie crumble.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
You didn't do anything at all. I feel like we've
had a conversation where you go, oh, I put, I do.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
Have some bitcoin.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
But it's like it's like a a nothing amount. It's
not it's not going crazy. Yeah that's not millions, No,
damn it. It's barely tens of thousands.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
Yeah, and it's definitely not what it was then was
not nothing that was yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
How long are you supposed to it's supposed to wait
on it before you cash it out?

Speaker 2 (48:10):
Can you cash it out?

Speaker 3 (48:11):
You can cash it out whenever. My whole thing was
I invested in the actual company. So I'm like, my
I'm waiting for like the coin to By the way,
it was doing so well. There was a time. I
was a time and it was just different, y'all, and
I was like, well, here we go.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
I remember when you were talking about we came over
your house and you were talking about like building a basement,
and oh that was a jail. Oh I thought you
were legit, saying, like, building a basement.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
That's something I tease, That's something we have fun at
my house. I like to tease my wife about building
a basement.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
I want to be on you.

Speaker 4 (48:43):
Oh I thought you were legit. And then you were like,
I'm like, how much did that cost you? I got
a million bucks? I don't know, and I'm like, dang, dude,
a million dollars for a basement. That seems a little aggressive. Yeah,
and then you and then I got the dirty on
how much your coin was was.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Rake it in?

Speaker 3 (49:01):
Yeah? Yeah, that was crazy.

Speaker 4 (49:03):
And then I was like, fucking get a basement and
do whatever you spend that money.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
I mean, I still dream about a basement. Yeah, just
I think it would have cost probably like five hundred
grand here in California.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
What is this basement? It's just like your your man case, just.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
Because houses don't have basements here. But I'm like, dude,
I could totally just build a basement under my house.
Yeah yeah, and have like a whole nother floor.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
Yeah. Yes, in the Midwest we all had basements, but
you would Yeah, why don't we have them in California?
Just because they're first quakes?

Speaker 3 (49:33):
I don't fucking know.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Yeah, that's probably what earthquakes. Your house would fall on you.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
But yeah, it's weird that we don't have basements. But then,
and this is like stand up comedian one on one
just moved to la Like you got all these houses
on stilts on the side of the hills, and you
got earthquakes. But like, so, what's the deal. How come
you can have a house on stilts on the side
of a hill, but you can't have a basement in
the ground. Yeah, lake is there, Merriam Webstern, you got

(49:58):
a new word for that.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
Yeah. California, California. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
I just don't get it.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
Do you remember when that song came out James and
we first moved to California, like right then world was
at least I moved in two thousand and two, and
that song came out in what two thousand and three,
I want to say, And I remember just driving around
southern California listening that song and it just it's been

(50:25):
a whole well, it was like it stopped my heart,
much like the first time I saw that tit and
that gross I guess, you know, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
The moments that shape us, these are the moments.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
You're asking if I know I know of that weird
factoid that made me just go fuck?

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Was that that should be a new segment of the
of the Pod?

Speaker 6 (50:46):
By the way, sure if if you can remember her
in fact toid that makes me go Jason Schwartzman of
Rushmore Fame, Yeah, like, is in the band that made
that song?

Speaker 2 (50:59):
Or wasn't the band of the Yeah, phantom playing right?

Speaker 3 (51:02):
But I remember just being like, is this guy just
good at everything?

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Like?

Speaker 3 (51:06):
Is that what we're going to deal with? Is he
gonna be in charge of all music, all entertainment and more.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
In the world in his hands? You know, I was
really excited to meet him.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
He was a guest star in The Righteous Gemstones season two,
and the one scene that I had with him, he
was dead, laying.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
On the floor, covered in blood, and no spoilers. She
was season two. That was several seasons ago top of that.
So he was laying there, catch up, please watch everything
I'm in Thank you friends, and he's laying there covered
in blood and I was like, hey, man, big fan,
and he's like, yeah, I'm covered in blood right now,

(51:47):
and I'm like yeah, And so like I couldn't really
talk to him, and then like I was cut before him.
Oh do you hang around then? And then it was
like do I wait around for him to get like uncovered?
And I was like I don't, you're just waiting, but
I am a big fan.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
Yeah, They're like traffic's getting worse, just waiting outside this trailer.

Speaker 4 (52:06):
Yeah, and I'm dressed as Kelvin Jemstone with my dumb
ass hair and stupid.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
What's up, bro? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Yeah, there's this time I was driving around listening to California.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
It's like, changed my life, dude, and it meant meant
a lot to me, a lot.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
And now we're here.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
It was like the first time I saw titny, you're
covered in blood. Are there any takebacks, any apologies? Any
epic slams?

Speaker 3 (52:27):
Boys? Well, hey, will you guys slam me?

Speaker 1 (52:32):
Fucking yeah, you're an asshole. I thought you're going to
be better this year and you suck just the same.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
Oh that's right. Yeah, we should we do slams of
the Year of the year. Let's see.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
Yeah, do a slam of the year on me? Is
pretty good. Yeah, yeah, he's pretty mean, he's pretty ruthless. Yeah,
he's pretty mean, Yeah I do.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
It was kind of it's a bummer you're still here.
I kind of thought this was the year that you
were gonna you know, based on.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
The hell all my ailments. Yeah, wow, dude, this is
how this is how I do roast. Yeah, this is roast.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
They're not jokes, they're just kind of like comments.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Yeah, he's Tony Hinchcliff and me. Oh yeah, bro killed Tony.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
Don't worry. I'll get to you. You fucking trash in
the middle of the ocean.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
Okay, work on that one. Uh yeah, Adam.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
I figured, like I thought this would be like the
year I'd finally go great. Now me and Blake can
do the pod. Okay, it'll finally be the thing we've
always talked about.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Oh in the basement.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
That didn't happen.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
Uh yeah, yeah, it started off good and then it
petered out. Yeah yeah, Blake, I get the lake. Wait,
I don't want with slam. You you literally brought it up.
Lift me up, brother, Okay.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
I think that twenty twenty five is going to be
the year where you figure out what twenty twenty six
is going to be. In twenty twenty six is gonna
be your year okay.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
God, all right, well I'll be I'll be figuring.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
And stand out whoever that guy is. You guys are
gonna be so happy.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
All right. I love that.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
Thank you, and I'll be right there. I'll be right
there by your side.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Thank you. Okay, Eddie, take back Seddie apologies. No epic slams.
We're done with that. The epic slams are done.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
He well, I'll give a special cheers to all of
t i I Nation.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
Happy, happy new year, Hope's hope it's a good one.
Happy twenty twenty four. Thanks for sticking with us. It
was a hell of a year.

Speaker 4 (54:32):
We did a lot of podcasting this year. Boys, Yeah,
we really did it well. I don't know if Kyle
was in one episode this year. Maybe at the very beginning.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
He was bringing yeah Carot, remember the last time he
was on a podcast. Done with the movie. Now, don't
know why he's not here, but yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
I'm not sure it's a rap, it's a wrap. It
would be interesting if he did a bunch of other
podcasts freaking Sea.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
Yeah that would maybe, But yeah he didn't, so it's
not we'll see you will he return.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
I was talking with him not too long ago about like.

Speaker 4 (55:04):
Just just ship and he was saying He's like, I
was saying, we got to get together, do something with
the guys, you.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Know, the four of us.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
Yeah, well work wise and uh and he was like, yeah, dude,
I don't know. It's just the podcast just takes up
so much of our mental bandwidth.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
And I'm like, no, it doesn't, dude, No, it takes
no mental bandwidth. It's one hour of our week. It's
super easy. We zoom, we're not even in the same
room together. Yeah, it's super easy. And he's like, yeah,
I don't know. So I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
We'll say, We'll see I do. I'm like, is this
a ploy for him to have us go okay, well,
then we'll just work together and not do the podcast
because he doesn't want to do the podcast, you know.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Okay, Yeah, maybe that's it?

Speaker 3 (55:51):
Is this a little Is this a backdoor scheme?

Speaker 2 (55:55):
I'm willing to work together and also just do the podcast. Yeah,
that's sick. That's that's willing to do that.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
That's it seems to be fun. It seems to be rewarding.
And did I say fun?

Speaker 4 (56:06):
And I like running into TI Nation in the streets.
It's one of my favorite things.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
It's the best. We love to thank you best, thank you.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
Tr Nation also such a brain drain, you know, kind
of a beds brain brain rot.

Speaker 4 (56:23):
Yeah, this, I feel like this is important. It's going
to be in the Dictionary in twenty twenty five as
part of the brain rot under the brain rock bander.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
It's important. We can only hope. I believe that we'll
see you happy.

Speaker 7 (56:37):
Hey, see you guys next year, see you next year.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
I'm so drug you're not. Yeah,