Ep 269: Happy 5 Year TII MANniversary Suck It

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TII anniversary, drumming, Billy Bob Thornton, Nebraska, fashion, hoarding, best of’s, awards, the hunt, testosterone, & more. 

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This is Important a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what's the most important,
bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
This is important.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
You know, daddy's looking a slurb.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
You gotta get that. Omaha, lobster.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
This is five year stuff, man, this is heavy, five
year stuff.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Buckle up.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Whowhi, Hey guys, what a hap aniverse.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
At averse.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
And also mysell as happy.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
To maybe one more a couple more.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Happy five year anniversary t II nation.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Wow, the nation out there, Toledo.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Feels like just yesterday we posted a best of.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
I would say growing strong, but uh we're not.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
We're stagnant. We are stagnant with our growth.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yes, strong, strongly segnant.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
The fans that are there, they listen, ear, we yes,
and we appreciate, We appreciate you.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yes, we love them.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah, we really do.

Speaker 6 (01:37):
Man.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
That is pretty crazy, Like five five years is an
insane amount of time.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
You know, Like when you're in a crowd of people
like a concert or a bar or something, and yes,
you like where you're standing. You don't want to move.
You've got a good position. You gotta stand strong, absolutely,
And when someone kind of like pushes through. You know
what they're doing. That's how we're standing.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
That's how we're standing.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Okay, and Blake, close your eyes. Who's performing at this concert?

Speaker 3 (02:04):
I'm still gonna say Sticks. This is Sticks? Sticks, Yeah,
a band that was popular when our dads were Adam,
he said younger that.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
I'm honoring my father by being at this time. I'm
with my dad at the concert, Okay. And they're trying
to push in between your strength together.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
They're trying to push between me and my father.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
A band that was very successful when our dads were
twenty five years younger.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
The Sticks did sail Away. That's Sticks is I think? So?
Come say that way? How big the super drum set,
that's them?

Speaker 3 (02:39):
It's either them, Yes, that was Rush or Rush super drums.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Rush.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
It's definitely some prog rock band or Neil Rubert Yes, sorry.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Neil Neil purt Is from what band?

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Rush?

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Rush?

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Okay, Yeah, he's a very important member.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
It's a good it's a good documentary. Yes, I my uncle.
When I learned.

Speaker 5 (02:59):
I was trying to learn how to play the drums
in like the eighth grade, and my parents bought me because.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
It's just fucking pussy magnet.

Speaker 5 (03:09):
I gotta be slurping. I gotta be slurping. Give me
a drum y I got.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Daddy needs a drums.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
Daddy needs a drum set. Once I get into high school,
I gotta be slur So I got a drum set
for like seventy dollars.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
It was such a piece of ship.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
It was like you punched you like when you would
hit the like you you would your head, the head,
drum head, the drumhead. When you would hit it the kit,
the head would like dent int.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Sure it would like dead had soft spots like you mean, like.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
The rim or in the like on the canvas thing
or whatever.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
No, in the part that you're that you're hitting that you're.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Supposed to hit the skin. Do they call the skin?

Speaker 4 (03:52):
You were hitting the skin like I said, Like, I said, that's.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
What they say.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
If you hit the skins, you'll you'll be slurping in notes.

Speaker 5 (03:59):
Out Daddy wants to slur and uh So then my
uncle I was like trying to learn how to play.
I knew one beat and I'm pretty sure you guys
have seen me play this beat.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
It's yeah, you always do.

Speaker 5 (04:18):
Yeah, that's so I got my one beat and then
peop were like, oh, you could play, and I'm like
I cannot. Yeah, So I was learning how to play
and my uncle then gave me a DVD of uh
it might have been a VHS at this point, and
I think it was a VHS of Neil Pert. He

(04:39):
took all of his life because my uncle like loves
live like recordings of live shows, and a lot of
them are that he snuck in his camera and filmed himself.
So it's like a shitty back of someone's head viewing.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Of Neil Pert drumming, and he cut like a super mix.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
That person's probably standing pretty strong.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Thought, Yeah, that guy was standing strong, no doubt.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
Man, Absolutely, there was a super mix of of that.
And then I saw Neil Perk actually drumming, and it
made me want to quit.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
He was too good. Yeah, you don't when you when
someone's first starting, you don't show them the best that
there ever was. Yeah, where do you start? What what drummer?

Speaker 4 (05:18):
Maybe you go with like the dude from like Presidents
of the United States of America. I think he used
like just a snare, that's all he used. There was
some symbol.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah, I feel like that's probably where you got to
start something.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
Start with just a dude who's slaying a snare drum?

Speaker 2 (05:33):
He just had a snare. Well, I bet I feel
like the beginning of the Lump song is just the.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
You know what, I could just be envisioning a music
video I.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Saw, like the only song I know from these guys
starts off with just U No, that's bear Naked Ladies.

Speaker 6 (05:53):
That there was this girl?

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Yes, sorry, yeah, that's crashed Dummies.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Barenaked Ladies is weird. Chicken is the Chicken song?

Speaker 4 (06:04):
Yeah, chickens to Chinese, which we covered and Presidents the
United States of America courses Lump. Of course it's Peaches,
It's of course it's a little blue dune buggy.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
Yeah. They of course it's the third, one third.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
One five.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
What else that might be from the second album I
followed all the way to number two?

Speaker 5 (06:24):
Yeah, I mean you say that, but that band actually
kind of fucking ribs Peaches.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
Rock, oh pot you pot us a they're one of
the Pump is a party starter for sure.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
That album, their first album is literally flawless.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Is it called The Presidence of the United States?

Speaker 4 (06:40):
Yeah, and it's got, it's got like the Golden little statue.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Like when they do it, like when they do.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Like like the decade? Was that the nine nine bald guy? Yes,
he actually the lead singer bald guys in the nineties singer,
the lead.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
Singer actually live. True, they looked very similar. The lead
singlar singer actually went on to become like I did.
And but he became a kid's a kids song for
sling Blade, he said, slinger man, all right, fresh fried taters, Okay,

(07:18):
quick with it.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
I want to just say, that's got to be the
only sling Blade reference ever made in the last five years.
Ten yeah, five years for sure.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Sling Blade was a sling Blade is a great film.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
I know, but like no one talks about sling Blade.

Speaker 5 (07:39):
I think about it absolutely every time you get friends
five years I see Billy bout Thornton. Oh yeah, every
time I see him, I think of him. Oh yeah,
how fat he was?

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Sling Blade was bad?

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Think about he was fat? Yeah, he gave away for
he's not that fat.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
You just have to no, no, no, he would a
thick bit. Not really.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
You don't think about Billy above Thornton on the red
carpet sign. We fucked on the car on the way
here that's the one.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
Yes, exactly because that is the clip that goes by.

Speaker 5 (08:13):
But that's also uh what when I see him doing that,
I'm like that guy right there was sling Blade who
was morbidly obese and sling Blade.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Wow, gotcha, he was healthy to Stone and Tombstone he
was hefty. Who was he in the Tombstone. He's the
guy who gets slapped in the face by I believe
Kurt Russell.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
That's Billy zaye man.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
No, Billy Zayin is beautiful. He plays the actor. This
is top tier.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
This is important stuff, man, you can look it up.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
But he's Look at that.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Link that just sense. That's him when he won the
Academy Award for sling Blade And look at those chins.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
That's a owels. He's got gewels. Come on, man, give
that's not that bad. You're a normal pull up Billy Bob,
Billy Bob Tombstone.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
Hey, hey, Todd, find a fat photo of Billy.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
He's never been fat.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
He's literally only been fucking cool. Have you seen his
photos when he's in like his band.

Speaker 5 (09:11):
Hey, by the way, Oh so now you now you
think fat isn't cool? How dare you you're such a fat.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
I agree, Thank you, Adam. You know how I feel.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
I know I remember in what was it Seattle? Yeah,
it was Oklahoma, all right, and I joined you.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Check check the fucking chat right now?

Speaker 3 (09:32):
What do we got here?

Speaker 2 (09:32):
You got a chunky looking Look at that bbt Okay,
is that actually him?

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Yes? That doesn't even look like him to me.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
That looks like an actor who kind of looks like
Billy Bob Thornton.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Hey, Blake, you are so dumb. Okay, that is Billy
Bob Thornton and Zora. He's he's not that heavy.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
I think you guys have a I think you have
a really crazy sliding scale.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Not obese, but he's got jowels. And I believe Adam
just said, no, he's not obese, but he he looks
you know, he became super thin.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Yeah. Now he's like real thing when he's.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
When he's fucking holly Berry and Monsters Ball. Boney, how
do you know this dude's whole entire fucking.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Hell he's fucking holly Berry and Monsters Ball.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
That was I mean, though, I think of the one
where he goes, we fucked on the way in the
car away here and then I think about him hitting
a doggie with Holly Berry and him going franchator. I
actually don't think about that movie at also great. I
think about It's the It's the Size of Texas Sir
from Armageddon. That's him too. I think about the man

(10:37):
who wasn't there Coen Brothers movie.

Speaker 5 (10:39):
I think about none of those things. I think about
him going and being kind of fat.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
I think about his band. I think about him when
he's in his rock band and cool like he wears.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Is it the Matchbox Racers or something?

Speaker 3 (10:54):
You got that right, You're literally astonished. It's match Max
Box twenty is uh war world famous?

Speaker 2 (11:00):
It's the box Masters. Do you think that's a double
meaning for our little for sure? Box Masters?

Speaker 3 (11:07):
You dog? Yeah, you dog.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Let's just say he's playing the drums.

Speaker 5 (11:12):
Now the bummer is is I hear he's like I hear,
he's not that cool, like not that nice of all.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
And that's that saddens me, because.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
You want to what do you want him to be
for you? You can't.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
I want him to be for me.

Speaker 5 (11:25):
If I were to work with him, I would want
to have a little relationship with Billy Bob and talk
about his obesity and how he battled it and how
he overcame it.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Cool. I want him to just be the best he
can be in a scene and keep saying God damn
it and just fucking say the lines.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
Wow, you do a good Billy Bob. Dude.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
He's truly obsessed with it. There's no way he wouldn't
if I corrected him. It was like Honders, he'd be like, okay,
all right, Anders, I'd go fucking no.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
I would like to see you go toe to toe.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Hey, remember until some when you were Billy blob. Then
we're fighting, Hey, that second hold on, I was looking.

Speaker 7 (12:07):
At very billy blob for ton Okay, a unit of
I like, And Durs just said he didn't like doing
the podcast, just ago so and then he and then
he comes out firing on the cylinders very good.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
Later we're talking Billy cracking me off.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
But hang on, what's crazy is Adam wasn't even he
said slinger and you just said Billy Bob or some ship.
Can't you remember?

Speaker 4 (12:41):
Well that's a very front up. That is very front
of mind movie to me. I'm constantly thinking about it
because one of my greatest heroes is in that movie.
Of course, John Ritter is excellent in the film.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Ye has a not a mohawk, but like a strange
buzz cut.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but he's Is it set in the
past or is it set in just a different state?

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Said in the past? Or southeast? Well?

Speaker 4 (13:09):
The thing about John Ritter's character is he's a homosexual
in a place where you're not supposed to. Ye, And
I can't remember if it's because it's the past or
if it's just in a different part of the country.

Speaker 5 (13:22):
I don't think it's a past I thought it was
just in a state that you know that doesn't fly
my guy.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
But also Billy Bob is wearing like a like a
prison outfit the whole movie. That seems kind of old
school as well. I would I would like to give
a shout out to Nebraska. I've been to Nebraska twice
in the last two weeks, and uh oh, you were
just talking about I feel like it used to be
a place that you wouldn't want to be gay.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
I ran into so many gay people.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
They're not they're husking the corn.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
Now, hell yeah, baby, give me more points. The guy's
on fire.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
He really is. Man five years slangly takes place in
Arkansas in nineteen ninety six, So yes, the past.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Didn't that movie come out in nineteen ninety six?

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:11):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
Oh so wait a second, you're saying Lincoln is just
the gay capital of the Midwest.

Speaker 5 (14:22):
Now, no, no, it wasn't Lincoln. I was in I mean,
I was in both places. But yeah, it's just I
ran into quite a few gay people.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Move over Columbus for sure.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
That's awesome inclusive, and what I assume are some of
them there.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
And when you run into these people, you stand strong
or you.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
I don't even know if I need to stand strong
in that case, but you absolutely do.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Oh I do. Oh yeah, I actually are. We still on.
I can't get into it. But if we're still on,
I can't get into it, but you sure do.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
We're still on where we are still we don't ever
go off, go off, go off.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
Okay, we're on for an hour and then five, then
we don't talk to each other for a while.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
And so but you're saying, you're saying, oh, you're.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
Feeling the inclusion. Yeah I really did. I I really
did in a way that I don't remember. I don't remember.
In the nineties when as a kid it being a place.

Speaker 5 (15:13):
Where it was free to be you could where like
you would just run into a bunch of the.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Gay again, you're running into these what was what was like?
How did you know these were gay people? And what
were they doing? Were they at the football game?

Speaker 6 (15:28):
No way?

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Just stores, bars, bartenders, you know?

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Sound about Yeah, And I'm not going you know, you
know I didn't.

Speaker 5 (15:37):
They didn't say hey, I'm a gay guy, but they
just ran into There's some tells.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
What are your top? What are your top? One tells
that someone's gay? Uh?

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Dangly earring?

Speaker 2 (15:47):
No, we'll do one or two danglaring, I agree, unless
there's a feather on the dangle, and then you fuck anything.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
If you have a feather, you'll fuck whatever you're saying.
Kyrie Irving, Yeah, Kyrie anything.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
He's got a dangly ear Yeah for a feather?

Speaker 3 (16:06):
Who's yeah?

Speaker 4 (16:07):
Probably him and mister T. Who else has a feb.

Speaker 5 (16:11):
But but I feel like athletes don't count because they
take they made too much money too quickly, and they
take insane swings, just absolute bizarre swings.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Like fashion swings.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
Yeah. Well, and also you have to you have to
spend your money somewhere.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Who do you think is dressing these people out the Yeah,
it makes sense, makes sense. So I didn't you guys
think it's gay people. Okay, you walked into this. I
was gonna say they're best friends.

Speaker 4 (16:36):
But okay, sty Wow, you're really walking us into traps.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Many didn't really munch. Blake, what's your number one? Tell
that someone's probably a gay person. I love podcasting. What
I uh some headlines.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
For me?

Speaker 2 (16:58):
It's if there's like fucking a guy that's not one
for me?

Speaker 5 (17:02):
Well, that would be number one. I don't see that.
I don't see that a lot. I did number two.
I was going into not Scary Farm one time, me
and Chloe was wouldn't actually were meeting Blake and his
ex wife.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
It was that same night, Blake, Okay.

Speaker 5 (17:17):
We were going in and Chloe was meeting your wife
or ex wife for the first time, and she was
a little nervous and we were going in and h
I look over and there's two lines to get into
the parking area, and we're in one line.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
This car right next to us was obviously in the
other line. I look over.

Speaker 5 (17:37):
One man is bent over the dash and the guy
who was driving the car was fingering.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
His asshole, Wow, blasting it.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
He might have sat on something, lost something. Yeah, maybe
he something was stuck.

Speaker 5 (17:52):
I don't know if he lost his keys in there
or what what was up his ass, but it certainly
seemed like it was leaning gay click it was leaning stor.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Yeah. You can always I can see that.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
Yeah, you can assume things, but you never draw a
total line in the Yeah, you like, you don't know,
there's a strong, strong probability, but I don't do you.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
Guys like when there's somebody who you just don't know.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
I don't know. This is five year stuff, man, this
is heady, five year stuff.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
What do you what are you asking? Brother? You might
have to listen to this one back.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
Hold on, I'm going to start.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
I love Blake has glasses without frames that he he
uses for dress up on zooms.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
You meet somebody and they have the equivalent of what
you would call a feather ear ring, and so you
are going, okay.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
So you're saying, like, when you meet somebody and you
go like, what's this person's story?

Speaker 3 (18:54):
So Blake with those glasses right now?

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (18:57):
Yes, if we didn't know Blake and we just met him,
and you're you're like, are you talking to him, and
you're like, huh right, those glasses don't have frames.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
In them, or glasses.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
Rather, a lot of a lot of what you guys
are talking about are fashion choices.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
And is that so they can be fucked through my eye?
So you can take a dick straight to the eye.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
Well I never thought of that, but yeah, I mean, yeah,
I think what we're talking about here, and I don't
want to put words or anything in your mouth on hers.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
Wait a minute, why do we hear that? Yes, what
are we even doing?

Speaker 3 (19:35):
You're talking fashion, you're talking fashion.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
No, I'm talking vibe. And then but then they say
something like my girlfriend or my wife or my kids,
and you go.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
Mmmm, yeah, I think that happens a lot, a lot,
a lot. Yeah, I think that happens a lot.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
I think it's just interesting because in my mind I go, okay,
But in the other back of my mind, I go
the deep not all hey man, as soon as you're out.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Great, it's fine. Yeah, we don't care, but like, come up.

Speaker 5 (20:07):
But also I think sometimes you know they I mean,
that's kind of best case scenario for these guys, right,
if they swing both ways, they get a wife, it's
easier to walk through society. If you're like my wife
and you know, you know some people are homophobic or whatever,
you always be like, hey, I got a wife. But
then these wives are cool if they know they know

(20:27):
we just they know they're gay.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
And then and then they'll probably let you go. Fuck do.
It's just kind of the best of both worlds.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
And I'm like gay, But I'm also like, do they
know or are they both like.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
No, no, No, they're figuring it out. They don't. Yeah,
I don't know, man, I don't know, Blake, how's it
worked for you that?

Speaker 4 (20:45):
I feel like I just try to live my truth, man, Yeah,
just try to live my truth prescriptionless last.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
What does that mean? Yeah? Behind those glasses with uh
without actual what do they call it? Just the glasses? Right?
What do they call the lenses of the frame? Lenses
and frame? The frames are what you're wearing, the frames
by folks.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
The lenses are what's not in there because the lenses
are scratched. I've you know, I have these by my
side just in case I need to do some prop comedy.
But yeah, again, these are Teddy's old glasses from a
long time ago, vintage.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
I think I remember those super scratched.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
Yeah, they're very scratched.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
And then was it hard to get the lenses out
or did you have to like crush them?

Speaker 3 (21:28):
No, they pop right out, they pop right out, and
you kept those.

Speaker 6 (21:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
I keep I keep everything.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
Because it's like keeping a little piece of Teddy.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
I keep everything.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
That's true, that's right.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
I keep everything. I'm not a hoarder though.

Speaker 8 (21:41):
Okay, we'll let that lay right there, and we're bad.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
I actually had a quote it's gonna take me a
while to find that was about hoarding that I wanted
to send you guys, because you guys have a cue
to me of being a hoarder.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
Well, you're a uber collector. You're not a hoarder where
you keep like pizza boxes and trash around here we go.
But you do keep everything.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
Which an ex girlfriend called me a hoarder. Actually, I'm
a collector and I archive, and that spoke to me.
I do collect I have my comic book collection, and
I have my figurines, and then I archive things that
I think are important to not only myself, but maybe
that later in life, you guys would be like stoked on.

Speaker 5 (22:33):
Yes, and I will say sometimes you'll bust out a
T shirt like from Our Lives, something from Game Overman
or Worcolics or even older than that that I'll be like,
oh shit, yeah I should have said that shirt. That
was awesome, great, great job, Blake, thank you. But you know,
it's a lot of work for maybe the three times
that's happened in my life.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
You don't have to do that for us.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
I know it's my burden. But when I see a
light up for you know, when you see the T
shirt for.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Just for that moment that like, oh ship are those
those dice we used to have for the house? Fuck?

Speaker 6 (23:06):
All right?

Speaker 3 (23:07):
Cool?

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Well I have to go.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
My little heart smiles and it makes it all.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
Worth it to me. A happy years. Happy five year
anniversary to what was happening five years ago, Mike, there's
a global pandemic.

Speaker 5 (23:28):
That's right when we got What happened is we got
so bored during the pandemic that we decided to do
a podcast now, and then we just kept doing it.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
We really just kept doing it for five years. That
seems kind of crazy.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
I mean, it's kind of a it's a it's a
good deal, you know, to catch up with my guys.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
Absolutely, when you listen you know when they drop these
best of when we you know, we can't we can't
find time in the day to get one of these motherfuckers.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
All can't feed the hordes.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
Those best ofs. There's some really funny gold in them, Hills.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Oh, absolutely.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Do you listen to the best of It?

Speaker 3 (24:10):
That's actually the ones I like, are you archiving?

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (24:13):
I like, I do like the best of I haven't listen.

Speaker 5 (24:16):
I didn't listen to this last one, but I do
like the best of because you know, you forget about those.
If you listen to a podcast that we just filmed
a week or two ago, you're like, oh, I remember
this whole damn thing once?

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Do you really?

Speaker 5 (24:30):
Once it starts to go, I'm like, oh yeah, yeah.
But then the best of I don't remember a thing right.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
And then and then people kind of they listen and
they bring up stuff like there was one question where
we never sawved I was trying to figure out what
singer from the nineties he had a very specific, raspy voice.
We never answered the question to it. People were like,
is it this is the answer?

Speaker 3 (24:54):
Was I remember?

Speaker 2 (24:55):
It was?

Speaker 3 (24:55):
Richard Marx was the Yeah, I don't know that.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
I haven't listened to the Newest Best Off. But I
guess that was a question we had left unanswered. But
it was Richard Marks, great head of hair, incredible Richard.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
I feel like we covered him right, didn't like we've
talked about Richard Marks a lot.

Speaker 9 (25:15):
Maybe maybe I feel Richard Marks he was a good
like roller skating music, like a couple skate.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
They say it's a couple skate. You're right, you're scanning that.
You're scanning the floor. You're like, where's my girls? You know,
Sarah Pearrings, Sure, where's Shannon Toma out there? Okay?

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Where is that?

Speaker 3 (25:34):
Wherever Ken? Where's Keith? And nieder depy, I gotta I
got a roller skated.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
And even if you're like holding hands and you both
fall and you look at each other on the floor
in that song still playing, and you look into each
other's eyes, you're like, we're never gonna forget.

Speaker 5 (25:49):
This, and then your hands, your hands out there, and
then fucking Ryan Jonica's bitch ass comes are just inline
skates directly over your fingers.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Dude, Well, where'd he get those cool? Roller blades?

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Are sick? Damn? But he kind of you kind of
ruined the moment.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
It is kind of that. It is kind of that
happy niversey. You know. What's funny to us When they
send the like, hey, what do you guys want to
title this week's episode? And I read the like seven
suggestions or whatever. I'm like, I don't know what these

(26:30):
are pertaining to.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Oh yeah, no, I never quite remember.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
They're like zip popping made fun and I'm like.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
What, well, because this is all just off the top
of the dome, man, we're just free styling.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
Baby.

Speaker 5 (26:43):
It is fun when people ask or like what's the
point of your of your podcast?

Speaker 3 (26:49):
What? What? What is the the idea, the theme or whatever.

Speaker 5 (26:53):
I'm like, there's it's called this is important and like, oh,
do you have important topics that you cover? And like
literally it's just us talking about bullshit, usually pretty nostalgic
from our childhood in the nineties. And they're like, oh,
that sounds fucking stupid, and I'm like.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
Yeah, I'm a dumbass, that's right, Yeah, that is right. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
My dentist asked me today because he's like, what are
you doing later today? And I'm like, I got a podcast.
He's like, well, oh, yeah, what do you guys talk about?

Speaker 3 (27:17):
I'm like, don't listen. Please, don't listen.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
Yeah, don't please, None of your business. You have to
be have your fingers in my mouth. I just I
don't even want I don't even want you knowing what
I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
I had an older neighbor double down on it. He goes, no,
what's it called. I goes, this is important, but I
don't think you'd enjoy it. And he goes, well, I'll
give it a shot, and I go, honestly, don't otherwise
it's just gonna be like weird. And he goes, I'm
gonna check it out. I'm like, I wish I'm begging you.
So I push him over, I steal his mail. You're done.
He went missing.

Speaker 5 (27:45):
I told you guys that my neighbor. They've since moved.
They they sold the house. But because I think he
listened to the podcast. Okay, the neighbor's kids. The neighbor
was ninety six years old. He since passed away, rip Wayland.
He was the man, but he passed away, and his
kids were I think in their sixties, and.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
The one, the one son was too much for sixty,
too much, I'm gonna listen to podcast. So I was like,
I don't know, maybe not.

Speaker 5 (28:19):
And then next time I saw him, he said, I
listened to every episode. Oh, and I'm like, it's been
forty eight hours and he goes, I'm just the kind
of I mean, it was like months and months, but
he was like, I'm the kind of guy that I
have to start at the beginning or something. So I
started at the beginning and I listened to everyone, and
he was like, I actually loved it because I love

(28:40):
what what a friendship you guys have. You can tell
that you're best friends. And I fucking cried.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
And Adam and Adam Cohn thing heavy and Blake I
had the sixty year old people here.

Speaker 5 (28:58):
By the way, he's sixty, he's not like ninety, doesn't
sound like that, but happy, Yeah, you're very.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Damn yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
I mean yeah, it is the I mean it was
the funniest podcast of twenty twenty three three.

Speaker 5 (29:12):
Yeah, according to iHeart Radio, A kind of the one
of the biggest awards for podcasting. Besides, now it's going
to be the Golden Globes. Oh yeah, what does that mean.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
God, they're going to give podcast awards.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Oh they are yeah, Oh this is news to me.

Speaker 5 (29:28):
Yeah, Golden globes, and I guess, uh, dust off the they.
I guess THEO vonn is uh is like the front
you're going to be a front runner. And then he
straight up said like I don't I don't want it.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
I don't know. Okay, Well easy for hurt.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
For I mean, don't you just accept don't you like?
Because I get it, It's like, who gives a fuck?
But don't you accept it? For everyone who like works
for you and with you and like puts their time
and effort into it to go like I'm here to
represent that.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
I mean we for sure would go would be stoked.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Yeah, and I'd be like I don't need anyone.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
Yeah, that would be cool. But generally it doesn't matter.
Like an award is you know, it is what it is.
You don't that's not why you do it is to
be awarded, right, speak for yourself?

Speaker 2 (30:14):
What uh why you do it? Why you podcast? Or
why you do anything?

Speaker 3 (30:18):
Why I do any form like any form of I
suppose if art art.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
So what I'm saying is when you are awarded, it
is a recognition of what you have been part of creating.
And so I'm saying they don't want his whoever to
show up. They want him to show up, and if
he shows up, it can shine on all these producers
who tell their parents what they do and the parents
are like, okay. It gives them a moment to be like, hey,
I saw him say your name, Golden Glow.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
That is very cool.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
Through these five years, there's no way we could do
it without Anna and Todd, and of course Isaac has
been so fundamental integral.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
I like to say seminal and.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
And that one time he gave us the list of
one thing to talk about, which was just the cruise.
He was like, I'm going to give you a list,
and then well, trash.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Ban does and then is that really you remember the list?

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (31:10):
Yes, the list. He gave us a list. He told
me before the podcast, I'm gonna give you a list
of like just things to talk about, to bring up.
And I'm like okay, yeah, and he's like, I'm just
gonna be more involved on the podcast front, and I'm like.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Yeah, hell yeah, what happened? What do you think happened?

Speaker 3 (31:24):
We made fun of him and he got his feelings hurt.

Speaker 5 (31:27):
He gave us a list and the list was one
one thing long and it was just talk about the
cruise getting ready.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
So I'd like to bring up the cruise yea, the
cruise twenty something to whatever. It's leaving Fort Lauderdale to Cosamel.

Speaker 5 (31:47):
Well done, Nix Worts and Adam Ray, Bobby Lee, a
ton of great comics.

Speaker 4 (31:53):
We got some fun bands stelling Sam Jay.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
We're gonna have or we're leaving Tampa Bay. Not what
I yeah, Tampa Bay.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
It's Tampa Bay, February twenty Sebruary twenty second, six six.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
I think there's still some cabins available.

Speaker 5 (32:11):
I think there are, You think I think there are?
And quick more. I guess timely would be November November twentieth. Hello,
I believe it's the twentieth The Vegas Show.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Baby Thursday whatever that Thursday is.

Speaker 5 (32:28):
Yeah, baby, and Formula one is in town. It's going
to be a fucking party. Is very It is going
to be very It's going to be an absolute banger.
And we've got some very special guests that we're locking
in right now, so please please please buy your tickets.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
And no hints, no hints about who the guests.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
But it's Vegas. It's a city of mystery. Will it be?

Speaker 10 (32:53):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (32:54):
Will I am?

Speaker 5 (32:55):
Will I am will it, will Bruno Mars come pay
off some of his debts?

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Will let be Bruce will Bruno Mars?

Speaker 3 (33:03):
It's a favor pay out some of his dad That
would be cool.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Someone tried to come at me about about the We
had a podcast where we talked about who wants to
be a billionaire and I guess it's Bruno Mars and
they were like, it's fucking Bruno Mars, not the guy
who got arrested with his mom or whatever.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
I'm like, no, that was the Sean Kingston debate.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
I said that, like, it's Sean Kingston did the who
wants to be a billionaire? And they were like, it's.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
What it is, who wants to be a billionaire?

Speaker 2 (33:29):
I don't. I don't know, beautiful girl, I don't. But
these people came to me like hard being like yo,
it's actually Bruno Mars and I'm like awesome, you know
that I don't and we're back. We don't know.

Speaker 5 (33:43):
It is a crazy how people will retain information from
the podcast. I was just back in Omaha. I do
I go on a hunt with family and friends, Yes,
once a year and we just did it.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
There's no drama. If you remember last year there was
a lot of drama.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
That's great.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
We almost weren't invited back this year. We squashed the
beef and we are back, and we are back killing birds,
which is so fun. I hate birds, so dude, he's.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Got a history.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
It is weird to think, like, I eat a ton
of birds. Yeah, and you don't think about that really
when you're looking at these.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Murder them murderers. They nourish me. If you want to
come sometimes, Blake, when you're always want, I'm going to come,
feel free. They invite is wide open for the both
of you if you want to go.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Okay, yeah, that sounds great. Yeah, can I smoke inside?

Speaker 4 (34:35):
Actually, God, no, dude, it's just forgot.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
God.

Speaker 5 (34:45):
But we just we just went and we go to
this steakhouse every year. The night before we leave we
fly into Omaha. We stared there there the night before
so we could leave super early in the morning and
make the two hour drive to the cabin. So the
night before we go to this sty house, the Drover,
which is a famous steakhouse in Omaha.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
It's so good.

Speaker 5 (35:05):
Whiskey marinated, Oh whiskey marinated, my baby, and.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
They've got a sick salad bar. Set up, and you know,
daddy loves a salad bar. Of course, all you can eat.

Speaker 6 (35:15):
Oh yeah, your boobs are huge.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
I love that you could keep going back to the
salad barby and it's all on ice. It's fantastic.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
I can't stop eating.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
And so I'm there and they're grilling the steaks behind
like a partition behind the salad bar. And this guy goes,
what's up out him? And I'm like, oh shit, hey man,
how's it going, you know?

Speaker 5 (35:35):
And and he goes, you're here for the hunt, right,
and I go, uh yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
And he goes, you're here with Mikey and your dad yep.
And I go yeah, yeah, actually i am. And he's like,
that's sick. Yeah. You said on the podcast that you
always roll through with Mikey and your dad. Yeah. And
I'm like, fuck, yeah, dude.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Look look, and I think the person you're talking about
who retained all this is listening right now.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
And I just want you to be careful about how
you the tone. I guess the tone. I'm just a
little worried about the tone.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
No.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
No, I loved that it was and what I'll call
this guy's passion. Yeah about the details, Yes, Uh, it did.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
Throw me for a second that this guy knew my
dad and Mikey.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Of course, sure, of course, passionate man.

Speaker 5 (36:25):
It threw me that being said, loved that it happened,
that it happened, and I loved I loved the Drover
big shout out.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
I made their instagram, so you know it's real.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
Wait is what is uh the Drover's Instagram? I think
it's just the Drover Blake.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Stop, I want to go on the Drover?

Speaker 3 (36:44):
Right?

Speaker 2 (36:44):
What are you? How old are you? Sixty?

Speaker 3 (36:46):
They gave me a hat. I wish I was wearing it.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
No, it's Drover's steakhouse. Of course it wasn't at the Drover.

Speaker 8 (36:53):
You can't. You can't get that. What do you mean
this is a Drover's steakhouse? It was okay, yeah, kick
and you did look at this? I mean yeah, look
at there.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
It's massive. Is that the Mikey?

Speaker 3 (37:06):
That is the Mikey?

Speaker 2 (37:08):
Dude?

Speaker 4 (37:08):
You guys look great, by the way, thank you? Oh
you got Drover hats? Oh yeah, you got murdered out.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
What is the vibe of the Drover sounds fancy?

Speaker 5 (37:16):
Hey, by the way, look it's not that that's their mascot.
Just a guy, is a drover, like a cattle drover.
It's just a guy frowning so hard. He doesn't look
happy to be there at all.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
I love it. I love it.

Speaker 5 (37:29):
It is the best mascot. Just a fucking guy who's
very unhappy.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Charles Boston.

Speaker 4 (37:36):
He's so tired from working, like he can't he can't
even smile.

Speaker 5 (37:40):
It's it's a nice steakhouse, but it's not. You don't
have to be like dressed up. People have hats on,
and people are you know, Carhart jackets and ship.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Yeah, yeah, because I you know, when you eat somewhere where,
like you go for breakfast and everybody's there in their
cameo in the morning before the hunt. But this is
a nighttime steakhouse.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
No, it's it's a nice it's a nice steakhouse, got it.
It looks delicious, it is, And next time you guys
are back in Omaha.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
Is drover a past ten situation where it's like you're
somebody who just drove cattle.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
All day, like they didn't know driver drove. I don't
know what that means, I truly don't.

Speaker 4 (38:15):
I'm guessing as a cattle drover, if this was who
wants to be a.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
Cattle driver, and then they retired open a restaurant and
he was like, honey, I'm a drover and she's like,
you drove her crazy.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
Honey, Hey, can you get out there and get the cattle? Now?

Speaker 2 (38:27):
I'm a drover now, and don't I don't drive no mo.
Yeah those days a drover.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
Now I'm cooking steaks and frowning my asshof.

Speaker 5 (38:35):
A drover is a person who herds or drives livestock,
such as neillar sheep, over long distances, typically to market.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Okay, so now we know somebody's been on here five years.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Look at that celebrity. Jeopardy pays off again?

Speaker 2 (38:48):
And are you a tenderloin guy? Are you like a strip?
Are you are going?

Speaker 3 (38:53):
I'm a ribbi.

Speaker 5 (38:55):
I'm a ribbi man for the most part. I might
do a New York strip. I afraid of it, you know.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
And they're showing some some lobster and some crab.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Gotta get that, Omaha lobster.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
Where are they getting that from? Where are you pulling
that out from? If I had to guess the Missouri River? Okay,
that's that good old Missouri lobster. Yeah. Uh things You're
able to get stuff sure across the country, so it's
it's fresh. Maybe increases the price a little bit. Uh No,

(39:28):
this is Omaha. Things darn increased.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
I doubt. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
Well, I just know when you buy stuff like in Alaska,
it's very pricey because it takes a lot to get stuff.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
You got another market.

Speaker 5 (39:37):
Wake, shut the fuck up. Okay, this is Omaha. Things
are great. Things are fucking great. Alaska is a different situation.
They don't have any taxes up.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
Okay, God, saies.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
Talking to me now, God damn it. You just told
your family to shut the fuck up. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
I'm alerting the police. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
It's a volume. That's just that. It's my bad.

Speaker 4 (40:02):
I wasn't trying to diss Omaha or Nebraska or Lincoln
any of that.

Speaker 5 (40:06):
I would say this was maybe my best trip back
to Omaha.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
Like, Okay, we stayed downtown. It was a.

Speaker 5 (40:13):
Beautiful day, like the the old market in downtown Omaha.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
It was just lively.

Speaker 5 (40:20):
People are out walking, there's bars, there's restaurants.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
That's like the city center.

Speaker 4 (40:24):
Yeah, we've been there, right where the Italian restaurant is.
That's so delicious.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
Yeah, we were there. It was way too cold.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Oh yeah, I love that place.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
Why am I blanket on it?

Speaker 2 (40:36):
The old spaghetti the meatball Factory, Spaghetti Factory, Spaghetti Works,
Spaghetti Works, Yes, the.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
Old Spaghetti Works where I ordered terribly.

Speaker 4 (40:47):
Of course I got some like pepper pepper something and
it was too many peppers.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
I should have just gone with the spaghetti. Yeah, that's
a little bit of a tourist trap.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
Remember how we've we've we've said the cover, you don't
order what you should at the place.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
I'm a terrible order. Yeah, it's my bad.

Speaker 9 (41:02):
Blake, Well, I know what it is, because, you know,
because he doesn't actually want to eat food.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
He doesn't actually want to Here we go again. Here's
what he does. We go to a restaurant. It's a
it's a burger place, famous for burgers, burger, known for
their burgers.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Oh, a side of asparagus.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
I order a burger and orders a burger, and Blake goes,
maybe what about their uh.

Speaker 5 (41:29):
Flash fried asparagus burger? And you're like, oh, huh sounds
kind of hitters. Yeah, that's what you would say. That
sounds kind of hitters. I guess I'll order.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
That and then you get it, and you're like, oh, mine's.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Horrible kind of bite.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Yeah, well, you guys don't finish your meals.

Speaker 5 (41:48):
Yeah, And then and then you'll be like, can I
can I can I get a bite of yours?

Speaker 3 (41:52):
And you're like, I don't, fuck, I don't, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
I mean I can vulture your guys' stuff if you
don't finish yours, We finish ours.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Good good luck. I get a cup of chili on
the side.

Speaker 5 (42:03):
Playboy, dude, I'm basically the Billy Bob Thornton of our group,
battling obesity every day until I get way too skinny
here in the future, right right, well, I'm getting better
at it once I get on my gp A, gpl.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
Ones or whatever.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
We gotta get it. We gotta what's the gpl one
that's wagov and all that?

Speaker 3 (42:25):
Yeah? Wait, sorry, have we talked about this? What's what gov?

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Did we talk about this? Have we? I don't I
feel like I know the macros? No, what's the number
one brand? I can't even like you're either fat and
I don't like it.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
It's okay, okay, okay, yes, which.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
We should all get on it. I would like to
see how skinny blankets.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
By the way, I do love the idea of us
being like, have you heard of it? Yeah, I mean
i've are you if you're on it? I'm on it?
But are you? No?

Speaker 4 (42:57):
There's no shame in the game, right, It actually show
there's a lot of shame in the game because why.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
I don't think there should be, but I think a
lot of people don't talk about it. They just say, yeah,
I went to my doctor and they said I should
stop doing all these things, and I did wink wink,
and I lost forty pounds and thirty days.

Speaker 4 (43:15):
This is the only shame I see in any of
these games, as far as like, if you're getting like
any sort of like botox or zempic, or you're changing,
there's no shame in it.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
Do whatever the fuck you want.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
If it's really expensive, okay, maybe it's like yo, like
you're spending so much money on this stuff, it seems
a little unimportant because you're beautiful the way you are,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
But also, wait, what is your point?

Speaker 2 (43:40):
Yeah, if it's expensive, you shouldn't do it. Even if
you're wildly ratch. It's all relative.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
That's where I would see the shame where you're like wait,
it was like, wait, how much money do you spend
on the way you look?

Speaker 3 (43:52):
But if you have money?

Speaker 2 (43:53):
But what if you're a billionaire, then money doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 (43:56):
Yeah, I could see shame in that if you were
like someone who like shouldn't be spending that much money
on that kind of stuff.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
That seems like maybe a shameful act to me.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
So to you, it's about money.

Speaker 5 (44:08):
If you can't afford food for your children, yes, but
you can inject yourself skin certain you might be anck.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
Yeah, if you pay to get.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
Some weekobe though you're not eating, and then your kids
can eat, well, you can regov your kids.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
I wonder if you can get it's called g LP one.
If you can get a g l P one wait
for the two and mix it with testosteron. Now that's
something I would inject.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
Can we get hey, all those pharmaceutical those bro pharmaceutical
reps listening, Yes, can we brand something? Can we do
a double whammy where it's just the te mix with
the g LP genius and get this going. And it's
just called it's called Daddy's milkshake.

Speaker 5 (45:02):
Oh, Daddy's milkshaked, Like Dad that's something I would slurp.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Yeah, you want to slurp?

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Comes full circle, Let daddy slurp on his milk share.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
Do you guys see the the Instagram feed with the
guys like I stopped people on the street door in shape,
but I ask him how they do it?

Speaker 3 (45:22):
Yeah, I don't, And I love that.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
There's so many older guys that are like, I work
out five days a week, also taking a ton of testosterone,
and you go, all right, well it's almost not all,
but like it's a lot of these older guys are like,
I'm on testosterone. What do we Okay?

Speaker 6 (45:35):
Yeah, your boobs are huge.

Speaker 5 (45:37):
Any old guy that's actually very jacked is on testosterum, right.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
Or they're Italian and there's no shame in that they're Italian.

Speaker 5 (45:47):
I feel there's less shame in testosterrum than the ozempic.

Speaker 4 (45:51):
Well, maybe you would feel shame if your body doesn't
naturally produce it. You feel like less of a man.
That's a shame element for some men, And I actually don't.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Shamed publicly.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Some men are shamed at the super Bowl day.

Speaker 4 (46:05):
After day after day, and they just kind of have
to eat it and be and then they're told now
that there there is no shame and that it's fine.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
It's well blake.

Speaker 5 (46:14):
There's no shame in you having little to no testosterone.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
I don't think there was.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
I never thought there was until the Super Bowl, where
it seemed like I was kind of chastised about it.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
Is that Well yeah, sure, dude, the shame came. The shame.
I think the funny part was how devastating were when
you when the numbers came in and yours was the lowest.

Speaker 4 (46:40):
No no, no, no, no, no, no, no no, because you know, Marge,
margin no, this is fun because it is a five
year anniversary, and I kind of wanted to touch upon,
you know, our favorite moments. And you're saying there wasn't shame,
but hero after hero was brought on to stage with
the Johnny was Joey Chestnut, Donovan McNab and you paraded

(47:01):
and berated me in front of these people, and and
it didn't feel good.

Speaker 5 (47:05):
And we even when even Flutey, Doug Flutie, who is
pro t he does the nugenics commercial, Doug.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Flu did you say nugenics. It's nugenics, right, Okay, good,
I thought you said something else. Okay, they said eugenics commercials.
Different commercial I don't know what that is.

Speaker 5 (47:23):
I don't even know where that is. But Nugenics sixty nine,
the nugenics commercials. And he's pro, he's all about the tea.
So we're talking tea.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
With mister Yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
But then we went on like Cam Newton's podcast, and
you kind of paraded it out there, and it was
the way you were presenting it, and I kind of
recall you saying like who has the least amount, Who's
like the biggest bitch of the group, Like, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
I was I think Cam Newton has more testosterone than us.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Well, yeah, absolutely combined.

Speaker 5 (47:58):
Well I don't know because I look at the those
hats and I go that seems like a low team
move right, hot hot, like because it's your peacocky. So
you're like saying like, hey, look at look at me.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
Yeah, like can you think that that's an estrogen?

Speaker 3 (48:13):
And I feel like that's what Blake's kind of doing
with the hair.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
This kind of brings us back to the start of
the pod where you're saying, you know, you look at
someone and you're like, what's their story and are they
are they closet?

Speaker 5 (48:25):
Right?

Speaker 2 (48:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (48:26):
But No, I don't think that's the case.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
So just so I can get the headline right here,
you think Cam Newton's got a feather.

Speaker 4 (48:34):
I think he could rock one. Very easy guy, can
rock anything. And if you go, if you rewind the pod,
I wouldn't assume anything about him because of that. Just
I would assume any pretty good quarterback. Yeah, well, I
don't assume anything about anyone. I've never made an assumption.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
I don't know. I don't know football that well. But
he's great. But I think dress it's insane.

Speaker 5 (48:55):
He's on first take a lot here lately I've been
watching he wears multiple vests, like like three or four vests, yeah,
and then sweaters underneath it, and then like a like
a bow tie.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
And then it was insane. Hat. I'm like, what is happening?

Speaker 2 (49:13):
I mean, look, when when you're worth three hundred million
dollars or whatever, you're like, I'll take all four of
those vests. I'll wear them all.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
Now, I guess, so you gotta take.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
You got to take swings to make trends, to start trends, man, Otherwise.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
That what it's all about. Starting a trend?

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Yeah, sure, don't you wish you started six to seven.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
Man, it's killer mine.

Speaker 5 (49:36):
I would like to start five eight, five eight, good luck,
good luck?

Speaker 4 (49:40):
Yeah, five eight, maybe five guys got to the root
of what six seven is.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
I'm sure this is covered on you.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
Yeah it's a song, and then yeah it was a
and then it was like a kid saying it at
some sports game that that got made a fight or whatever. Hey,
guys in the comments come at me. I don't know
if you know, but I think it's that, uh, what's
the rapper's name, Trilla, Zilla, scrilla, something like that.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
You are so old.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
I should not know these things. And it's okay, I should.

Speaker 10 (50:12):
Aniversaries there ei nation still strong, holding strong like they're
at a sticks concert with their dad.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
I know it doesn't make sense the way children use it.
I love it, Okay, I think it's cool. I think
it's fun that kids are just like six seven six,
I like.

Speaker 5 (50:34):
I like that they're doing their own thing. You know,
it gives you know, we did you know some all
kinds of dumb ship. Yeah, we were always like saying
suck it. We were asking everyone to suck our digs constantly.
But yeah, but that's I mean, that's timeless. That's not
going out of style. Well, yeah, you shouldn't do it
to random strangers. It seems problematic, which you would, you would.

(50:58):
I remember we would do it in the mall. We're
just around the mall and just fucking go up to
random people and just say suck it. Yeah, you're like, yeah, man,
it's just that that's just like a mom with her
two young children.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
That we just said suck it is as like a
thirteen year old.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
And also half of the people doing it don't realize
how literal it is.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
Yeah, the message is very clear on suck it.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
Because you're like, oh, things suck, like that sucks, and
you're like, oh, suck it.

Speaker 5 (51:23):
It's like, as a kid, you had no idea what
we were saying. But we were literally telling moms with
small children who had their hands full with bags walking
in and out of sears to suck.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
It right over and over and over. And we would
laugh and laugh and not quite realize how fucking insane
that is. And in hindsight it makes us look even cool. Yeah, man,
you guys were renegade. It makes us look cool.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
The fun house mirror of time, I tell you.

Speaker 9 (51:53):
Damn, that was cool. I remember getting any take backs
and apologies. Wait, Adam, you want to kick it off?
Time is the time of this?

Speaker 2 (52:05):
A five year man can't Well, you kind of extended
a little.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
Well, I've got to I've got to go. I've got
a dinner.

Speaker 4 (52:11):
I've got to make people to see. I'm going to
get therapy.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
I remember getting in trouble real quick. Yeah, Blake is nowhere.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
I have to carve pumpkins tonight. I do have a
very important date. I cannot wait to carve into some
of these pumpkins. But I did tell some teacher at
my school, in elementary school.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
I said, I told her to blow me.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
You've told this story because.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
I had heard it in Yeah, okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
I don't know if you told a five year anniversary.

Speaker 4 (52:42):
It was also that was one of my favorite moments,
was telling you guys that, because I really needed to get.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
That off my chest. I like that. Did you get
in trouble? I did get in trouble? All right?

Speaker 5 (52:52):
Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slam, Shut up, bitch.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
I have two of those moments. And maybe since it's
the maybe this is a fifth year anniversary, maybe I've
talked about this before. We can bring it back up,
but I called the teacher despicable, like Daffy Duck style,
and I got like sent to the hallway. See yeah, freaking,
And then another one for like we were reading Romeo
and Juliet and she was like, you know, what are

(53:19):
they doing as they're like meeting each other and she
was looking for the word courting, I guess, and I
was like, you know, it's like before they hook up,
it's like the fore play, and she was like, hallway
called my fucking home, left a voicemail, was like, your
son said the word foreplay. I bolted home and deleted

(53:40):
that fucking message so fast.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
Nice. I loved that.

Speaker 5 (53:43):
That was such a solid, unreal very I said in
eighth grade science class, I was reading aloud and said
I was supposed to say organism, but said orgasms. I
said that like three times. By the way, I didn't
mean to do it. It just came out because I think.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
This happened time and time again.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
Yea, And then I got it. She made me go
in the hall and she's like, you really expect me
to believe you meant to say You didn't mean to
say orgasm?

Speaker 2 (54:17):
Adam Devine class clown.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
Yeah, class clown, and I'm like, I honestly did.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Comedian of the kid who's always like.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
Right, yeah, okay, sure, uh huh, tell me where I'm
got and you.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
Gotta and Adam, you got to see where she's coming from.

Speaker 5 (54:33):
Who's constantly screaming at me outside of a sears two
years prior.

Speaker 4 (54:38):
You to suck you literally just told my my niece
to suffer.

Speaker 6 (54:43):
Your boobs are huge, yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
And she was like, I'll give you an orgasm, and
you go, hey.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
What are there any apologies takebacks from the last five years?
Maybe something you guys want to apologize for at all.
I stand by everything.

Speaker 5 (54:55):
I just wish, uh you know some people would come
out to the Lost Vegas.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
That come on out to Vegas.

Speaker 5 (55:04):
I would love that show on November twentieth. It's gonna
be a blast. I expect to have a lot of fun.
I might go a day early. I might take the
wife a day early, get a nice room and finally
have sex with her again.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
Great.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
I love that for you guys. Yeah, speaking of wives,
just got a text apropos of she doesn't know what
we're talking about.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
Yeah, okay, no, there's no bugs in there.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
She's at a track meet or something. Right now, she goes,
o MG, because we're young, just heard of kids say
say c eight ha ha.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
There we go.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
It's international bilingual.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
I like that, Wow, how do you say it in German? Sex? Seban?

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Okay seben? Kind of cool that can catch on and
if you have a way to say six to seven
in the language, slide into Blake Anderson's d MS at
uncle blazer dot net.

Speaker 5 (55:59):
Absolutely did I did I tell you guys that my
uh German teacher? When I was in Lincoln for the
football game, some old guy comes up to me and
it's a bunch of college kids at this bar, right,
so there's just I'm surrounded by college kids and then
the one old guy goes, h adam nuh and he's
boring into his face and he's going huh. And I'm like,

(56:21):
hey man, and he goes remember me, and I'm like,
I do not, I do not.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
And I'm like oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
No, yeah, no yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
And he goes, huh what is it? And I'm like, no,
uh uh? Could you did you see me?

Speaker 6 (56:39):
Charger?

Speaker 3 (56:39):
Did you remind me? And then he was like high
school and I'm like high school? High school? You worked
at the high school and.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Told me to socket did for like Janitor Canada? You
told the socket.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
Janitor, did I tell you to suck it? And he
made me second step it off for two minutes and
then he goes hair Seeger and I'm I'm like, oh, yeah, okay,
should have just led with Hey, it's harr Seeger from
high school.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
Daddy, Daddy.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
I also I need to bring up before we bounce
my high school football team. It's one of the best
in the nation. Yeah. Yes, Millard's South Patriot, Millard South Patriots.

Speaker 5 (57:15):
They are fucking dominated that way.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
I've been watched. I've been showing Chloe like highlight videos
for the past like week.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
Look at how strong these kids are. Look at these boys.
They could lift me above their head.

Speaker 5 (57:27):
They've scored two hundred and eighty points to the opponent's fourteen.
They've only had two touchdowns scored on them the whole season.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
What's the story? Is it a is there a star
player or something or what?

Speaker 3 (57:39):
Yeah? They have something like fifteen kids that are going
to D one that have already committed to D one schools. Wow.
Their their start. They're starting quarterback is named jet Tamala.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
Oh yeah, yeah, this is all happened.

Speaker 3 (57:53):
Yeah, this is you guys.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
Won shout out to Jackson Dark by the way.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
He's and he's six' five two. Thirty that's THE. Qb,
yeah and they're a wide star wide receiver is six
seven two fifty six seven. Six could you imagine at
like high? School, dude, BEAUTIFUL i would slurp that.

Speaker 5 (58:13):
Guy teams are teams are saying it's not safe to
play them and are forfeiting.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
Games, yeah that.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
Doesn't because they don't want their players to get. Hurt
what division are? There they're like the top division in their?
State in? State, yeah, yeah, yeah BECAUSE i know some
of those littler division schools are like.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
What we're, Good we're. Good, yeah there's there's fifty perade
lass of eighty. Kids.

Speaker 5 (58:36):
Yeah Oh patriots, Man, yeah it's pretty it's pretty. Exciting
over the past few, Years I've i've been here in.
Rumbling it's like you're coming back for a game And
i'm like for.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
And so are these boys staying in? State are you?
Going are you knocking on lockers and, saying, hey, guys
let's keep it in.

Speaker 5 (58:52):
State, well that's What i'm, saying is All they're all
going like our quarterbacks going To.

Speaker 3 (58:56):
Alabama i'm, like the.

Speaker 5 (58:57):
FUCKER i think what it is is we have a
really great quarterback now and he's a senior.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
And he's going to go so he's not going to
get a. Spot so he's not going to get a.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Spot god, Right alabama needs him politics.

Speaker 5 (59:09):
Apparently but but the list they on that highlight VIDEO
i posted there was.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
Like a list of fifteen schools and none of them
are going To. Nebraska i'm, like what is happening?

Speaker 2 (59:21):
Here, Well nebraska is on a run right. Now and
shout out to The university Of wisconsin's football. Team they've
gone two weekends without. Scoring pretty. COOL i don't know
if that's a record of some, sort but, okay very.

Speaker 5 (59:32):
Cool AND i picked shout up to The. Dodgers i've
been to a lot of games this. Postseason i've been
to like four or four games this. Postseason i'm going
to go to a game during The World. Series very
excited About.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
Were you at the? One were you at the?

Speaker 5 (59:45):
ONE i went To day? FOUR i could have went
to the. One the showy, Show yeah We're.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
SHOTANI i don't know, baseball BUT i watched like a
YouTube rundown of why that game was so insane AND
i was, like.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
Oh, yeah he won the game by. Himself, yeah it
was truly. Unbelievable and he's been having a hard time this.

Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
Postseason so, YEAH i think they're gonna take it. All,
well you, Know i'll shout out with The Seattle. Mariners
i'm Really i'm really sorry that they didn't make it
to The World series.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
TOO i. WAS i was disappointed as. WELL i was
just pulling for, him but good For toronto as, well
only BECAUSE i know a lot Of Seattle mariners.

Speaker 4 (01:00:20):
Fans, yeah and they've never been to The World series,
ever the only team.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Left not even in the what's his Name junior, Days.

Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
Griffy, no, no never made, it never made it to the,
SHOW i guess Unless i'm completely wrong and people jump
down my.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
Throat and with that, said you, know T I i.

Speaker 4 (01:00:38):
Nation five years, later it feels like yesterday we started this,
thing but it also it feels like a long time.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
Ago it's been very.

Speaker 5 (01:00:44):
Awesome it has been some of the best times of
my life have been doing this. Podcast that tour was
incredible and it's fun meeting you. GUYS i hope to
be more of you In. Vegas and more of you
during the.

Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
Cruise.

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
Yeah, absolutely it's gonna be a Black we love doing the.

Speaker 5 (01:01:01):
Podcast thank you so, much so much for, listening and you,
know spread the.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
Word we love doing.

Speaker 5 (01:01:07):
It we want to do it for a dozen more
years or maybe thirty more, days we don't.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
Know is it crazy to say happy anniversary to our?
Fans oh my.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
God, Absolutely it's not just.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Us you guys are part of.

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
This anybody who's been rocking with us since f, one
we f with.

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
You and even if you're a sixty year old, man
if you've been rocking with us since f, one yes.

Speaker 5 (01:01:30):
Please and and also even if you're brand new and
you just started last week and you're, like best of
what is?

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
This and then you're, like oh this is pretty? Good thank,
You welcome.

Speaker 5 (01:01:39):
Aboard we love you, guys and To andors And, blake
thank you guys so. Much you guys have been such
great co hosts of this. Show it's been so. Fun
we've got such a great. Friendship but doing the, podcast
it's it's, sharpens it sharpens our comedic.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
Skills it's such a tonic to my.

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
SOUL i love. It, uh you, Know, kyle you, Guys
kyle you guys are very much. Alive you.

Speaker 4 (01:02:07):
Guys thank you guys so. Much you keep me giggling
AND i just love it all.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
Right and that was another. Episode Import.

Speaker 4 (01:02:22):
Anniversary, Boys happy, Anniversary happy anniversary.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
Boys oh, stick, YEAH i hope it gets to. YOU
i mean it's, unbelievable isn't music? Crazy because you're like

(01:02:51):
this was huge and they're like absolutely massive.

Speaker 4 (01:02:54):
Stadiums, MAN i should have played it because that is very,
funny just like.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
Come, out come bound and down and they're just.

Speaker 5 (01:03:04):
Rockers, alright just we're, done alrighty