November 11, 2025 • 45 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically
crucially important.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Today. On This is.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Important, I eat foot long veggie.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Fuck with me. That's the kind of show where you
have to watch it. Bent over the automan to hydro Boner.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
You know, they've established that the food pyramid is absolute bullshit.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Let's go.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Baby. This is not a sponsor. How have they not
made that commercial?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
This is not sponsored.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I'm so well, it is sponsored, says pan Express. That's
literally we're not getting paid for it.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
But it's correct. Yeah, this is free marketing right here. People.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, uh, well, we talked about Panda Express, which I'm
gonna keep talking about it. Yeah, and then they gave
us this coats and I also have a coat, but
it's it's it's not.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
With me right now, which is a bummer.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I love pandic Express so much, you know, being paid
to say this, I love it.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
They but when's the last time you've had it? Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Well, the cat's out of a bag. They gave us
a gift card.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Yeah, and you use it already. You're good. Yeah, big ups, big.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Pantic Express fairly close to your house.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Without the gift card. I've been there in the last
month by myself.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
That's the only way I go. Wow, dude, I got
to I got to a mini mall or whatever during
like between soccer games, and my kid was playing, and
I was like, I gotta get just like a I
went to Jersey Mikes. The line was out the door.
Love me some Jersey Mikes. Il Canda was next door,
and I was like, you don't like Jersey Mics.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
You don't like Jersey No, No, I do. I like
Jersey Mike's.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I wouldn't say it's my top three sandwich shops of
my final casuals.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
There's only three shops.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I like Jimmy Johns a lot more.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Oh No, when's the last time you had them back
to back?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
It's a fact je I don't know if I've ever
had them back to back.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
But I mean, like like, I'm saying, like you've had
it and then you had the other one soon after.
I won't.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I'm not saying it's a bad sandwich. I like, I
like the sandwich, but if Jimmy Johns is right there
and they're freaky fast, I'll go in and there's free smells.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
I'll go over there.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Jimmy John's bread so good, it's it's gotten worse.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Oh, shut up, Jimmy Johns.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
I've been there recently too.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
In a minute, ever since he was cited as a
big game hunter, I was, I was out.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Oh bad man.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
He's well. I still go.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
But like every time, I regret so Blake, who gives
a ship he kills fucking rhinos? I give a ship.
You can't be out here killing rhinos. Bro, there's none less.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Okay, Oh, he killed a rhino, he'd be killing all
the shit.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Well, you don't know if he's killed a rhino. Bring
up a photo of if Jimmy Johnson's.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
He has photos of him like holding rhinos.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Head killing rhinos heads. He's like, yes, yes, he's got rhinos.
He got elephants.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
But you know what you do with the rhinos? What
you keep the tusk? You make a cool armchair out
of it. No, no, no, that's what got us into
this in the first place. Wait, you can't, you can't
do that.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Look you can't know, Blake. You're talking to the wrong guy.
I know.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
My guy is a big game hunter. He hunts exotic
extinct animals. I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
I would love to kill exotic extinct animals.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Why what is the joy in that? What is the
joy in killing? Because they are trying to kill.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
You, Adam? It doesn't make your dick any bigger?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I know, Well, rhino horn, I think I think that's true.
I think if you grind it up and you put
it in a shape, hang on, reverse card. Now, if
you could guarantee me a couple of inches, I might
be killing a rhino with hang on.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
So listen, you like Jimmy John's the most.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Yeah, you support the big game hunter poacher. Look at
that next to.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
That is so sad. That is so sad. So here
is the Jimmy Johns guy. And it's not a rhino.
It is an elephant, which is equally terrible.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I would say, even more ter Why I feel like
elephants they're cooler than a rhino.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Whoa elephant versus rhino? They're both pacaderms, They're both pretty epic.
Rhinos are more endangered.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Adam, Just get ready for your take back, brother?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Are they are? They more endangered?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Rhinos are extreme at least like a thousand rhinos left.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
At most they literally have armed guards around them. Yeah,
like rhinos are have dudes with machine guns by it.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Well, that sucks.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
They preemptively cut the horn off so hunters don't kill them.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
That's wild, I will say. I yeah, I don't like
any of this stuff.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
I do like it.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
It's something that isn't extinct that can kill you. That's
I think it's kind of cool. Like shooting a giraffe.
Fucked up, dude, that's that's fucked up. What did a
giraffe do? The draft is not doing ship nothing leaves now.
Now if it's a it's.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
There's a rhino. This guy sucks.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
There's a rhino.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
This guy's killing rhinos, free smells. It's not even about see.
I can separate the art and the artist.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
I can.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
I can separate the art and the and the sandwich artists.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
The sandwich artists.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Separate the art from the sandwich artist.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
That uh oh wow.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Okay, So I'm willing to go into a Jimmy Johns
and get their delicious, delicious sandwich top notch, free smells,
freaky fast, get I order a Turkey Tom.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
And hit the fucking roll jack. You know what.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Jersey Mike, as far as I know, is an angel.
He's a great dude, And yeah, I'm sure Betty's fine.
And the sandwiches are as good, if not better than
Jimmy Jones. So I'm going with Mike. They are good sandwiches.
I'm not saying they're bad.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I like, I'm I like basically all sandwiches, even bad sandwiches.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
I kind of like. Okay, okay, I like that.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
They slice the meat for your sandwich. Who do the
Jimmy Johns? I love that before all the other ones,
it's already like sliced and in the pile.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Oh oh, that's a great call. You see it freshly sliced.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
It does add to the weight time, which I'm not
I'm not hyping getting it freaky fast.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Do you want good food or you want fast food?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Well, luckily with Panic Express it's both.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Hey and the time it takes him of the slice
of fucking piece of meat, that guy's already killed the
giraffe and a fucking elephant.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Okay, God, I'm damn fuck that dude, fucking goodbye.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Well, they have the one, the one I guess, the
one I'm thinking about, the Jersey mis that I have
a hang up with is at the airport, and I
think it's the delta at the lax Vi lax la
v lax.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
That's a chop on you for going to that one.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
What do you mean, what's going to that one?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
It's the one that's just there where I'm like, shit,
I wish I had a sandwich for this flight.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
God damn. First class smells like Mike's way up here.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Well, by the way, it's the options are insane. It's
either like you're eating a sandwich at ten am, which okay,
I guess, or you're eating like at least, or you're
eating like it's not a Pan Express but it's like
a Payway or some other Chinese food right there. And
I'm like, I'm not going to bring on Chinese food,
(07:50):
which is delicious but does break is a very pungent smell.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
I'm not going to bring that onto a plane. I mean,
which I've done before.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
I think it's all good. I kind of like.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
I've also brought on an entire rotisserie chicken before.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
But Blake seeing me bring on those burritos at the
Burbank Airport, those guy Fiery burritos.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Oh Burdbank Airport. The guy Fiery makes some hits. That
ship is good. Yeah, yeah, stop doing that.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
See what I'm looking for free smells. It's not in
an airplane. That's not where I want my free smell.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Keep your smells off my plane, Yeah please, I think
I find it very rude.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
So then you go to the one at the Lax
and at the Jersey Mics and it takes so long,
like I almost missed a flight. I'm like, I think
I bailed on a sandwich. Or you're there, you're waiting,
and you're like, I can't.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
That is not like you.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
They're boarding, They're they're saying last call, and that's the last.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Time you turn your back on nine inches goodbye. You
know you know what, here's my life has totally changed.
Get a little, I get a mini. I get a
mini when I go to Jersey Mics. Kind of wow,
and it's enough. Wow, what's a memei? I think we've
covered this. The fact that I don't know if you
(09:03):
guys still do, but the fact that I used to
eat a foot long sandwich from subway, yeah, is crazy.
You can't finish a football. I don't want to. That's
not what I heard. I just don't feel I just
doesn't feel right to have a foot long in my throat.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Now I know you're like six six inches slides down
just right.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Just the way.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Wait, we've got the deal. The deal is bad deal. Yeah,
I just I'd never feel good after eating a foot long,
but after eating six after taking six inches to the dome,
yeah you go fine, Yeah, I feel unbelievable. You're saying
six inches is fine? Oh yeah, just shove it in there.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah he could charge six inches, no, no problem.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Six inches is fine. I agree.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
I'm fine with six inches. But I can also take it.
I can take a foot long. I can do.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
I can't handle it anymore.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Yeah, I could for sure.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
When I was younger, I could handle it like a
chap blake.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Don't act like you eat.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
I eat brother, I eat brother, I do.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
I eat a whole ass'.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
I'm not buying it. I'm not buying it.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Now, do you take these twelve inches open face?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
I eat a foot long veggie?
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Fuck with me?
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Oh wait wait wait wait, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
I do what dude, that's the new merch, that's the
new T shirt. I eat a foot long veggie? Fuck
with me? What with me? That's exactly what's gonna happen
if you go around telling the people you take a
foot long veggie. I do, so what fuck it? And
what's the claim? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
And and motherfucker, I eat foot long veggie double cheese.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Well, also, good for you?
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Good for you.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I'm I'm actually really impressed, thank you that you can
eat food because I don't use it for several decades.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
And I I didn't eat yesterday, but I will eat today.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
You you didn't eat all day?
Speaker 4 (10:55):
What happened? Had lunch?
Speaker 3 (10:57):
I had lunch?
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Okay, okay? And did you have dinner?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
See that's the difference between us. And we can start
at the penis or scream out. I eat three meals.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Plus a day. And see who means this?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
You never miss a square that's for surely likes his
square meal.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
I'm three hots and a cot baby. Well why do
they call it a square meal?
Speaker 4 (11:17):
I don't know, because it was on like a military
tray or something. Or there's are there four major food groups?
I think that makes like a square.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
It's like, isn't there seven seven major food groups? That
seems like way too many food groups that are major?
Speaker 3 (11:31):
The food pyramid is the food pyramid is more than four.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Can we get back to macro and micros.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Yeah, you know, they've established that the food pyramid is
absolute bullshit, it's science.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Who did it is?
Speaker 4 (11:44):
It's like you need to eat as much bread as possible? Everyone?
Absolutely not? Yes, who did?
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Why would? Why would someone make that up? It was
to sell bread.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
To sell bread, and like carbs and wheats, they.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Created a whole pyramid just to sell bread. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Yeah, have you seeing a Got Milk commercial? Guess what
they fucking got you?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Of course they're hilarious. Hey burr remember that one? Noh
and burn? You don't remember that Got Milk commercial? Literally
like the most iconic commercial of all time?
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Uh no, please explain it. You just mumbling words.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Everybody knows this commercial, so me repeating it is like
people are gonna be snoozing. But basically, there's a guy
listening to a radio station and they're like, who shot
Alexander Hamilton in the duel?
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Because the cookies were dry?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
And the dude is, yeah, he's like smashing cookies and
he calls in and he goes, uh huh and he's
like excuse me, like can't I can't understand you? And
then he like goes for his milk and it's dripping
and he's just out of milk, and he's like, it's
very iconic.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Blake's parents were like, do you want to watch a movie,
and then they would just turn on commercial. He's like,
remember got milk too? Goodbye The Revenge? That was my shit.
I love commercials.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yeah, so they're saying the food pyramid is no longer considered.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Valid, and then that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
In nineteen ninety two, the food pyramid became obsolete, so
they debunked it.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
They debunked it in nineteen ninety two. Ninety two is
when I was the most on my pyramid game. Yeah,
well it seems like you were way off your shit.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
And that's when all these commercials came out, the pork
one or other white meat.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Where's the beef? What about where's the beef?
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Name? In high school? Where's the beef? What? Do you
remember that one that was a restaurant, wasn't it?
Speaker 3 (13:32):
That was where's the Beef?
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Yeah, Wendy's or some show, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (13:36):
I thought that was like, just go buy beef.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
California raisins. Are they part of Please don't tell me
they're part of the pyramid.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Yeah, you haven't read about the abuse? What the allegations
of the Califoria. Those raisins are all dead now well
they were left destitute. They don't know what though homeless
on how before that?
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Before they did though?
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Know how I heard that.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
I will say this about the California Raisins and then
I don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
You will.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
They have the best Christmas special on the market.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
I'm not I love. I love the California Raisins, So
any blasphemy.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
From drors I will not stand before when it comes
to the California Raisins because a little because I was
I was just a wee lad living in northeastern Iowa Waterloo,
to be exact, when I first started to see the
California raisins and it made me go, man, I want
to get out there where some sunglasses play.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
The saxophone gets so tan.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
That my skin wrinkles up and shrivels, and I shrive
raisin much like a raisin and live in California. Accomplished you, yeah,
and I did it in your truth, and that's my dream.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
The California Raisins were really special, like that is so cool.
And the fact that they were just selling raisin.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
What yeah, what the fu fuck so cool. It was great.
It's hard to find.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Do you remember what who's the other the like sun made?
It was sun made?
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Right? Yeah? Fuck? Then is that like the it was
the woman Indian on the front is Indian?
Speaker 3 (15:18):
No, it's the woman. No, it's just a lady. It's
just a lady.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
What am I thinking of? Land of Lakes? Butter pretty hot?
I'm getting my box hose mixed up.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
I remember thinking like that that might have been the
first woman.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Get her.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
She's a fucking babe, dude.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
I remember her being the first woman that kind of
as Kyle would say, got my pecker heart.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
R I p as Kyle's dad would say, yes.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Yes, yeah, the sun made woman. She got my pecker
heart for sure.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
Hot. Should we rank imaginary women? Who's the hottest? Who's
the hottest box model? No? No, no, no?
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Uh aunt Chemima And she was hot. She has got
some strong legit. Give me a bottle of syrup.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Tips on but miss but miss Butterworth was thick. Though
Miss Butterworth was thick? Oh, landa Lakes? What does she
look like? She was the one who was the American Indian? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Oh yeah, I don't know that one is she still
on it, I hope not. That seems problematic.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
No, she's still there. It looks like oh no, no, no, no, no,
they took her. They they took her off. They yeah,
they took her away. They're not having that. Absolutely not.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
It's just some white lady now.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Yeah, okay, Landa Lakes, what about what was the wasn't
it the tricks are for kids? Didn't they have a
female bunny that I thought was kind.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Of dude on the roller? Was she on roller skates?
Am I thinking of Heathcliff?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Yeah? Oh no, Tricks for the kid has always been
one dude.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
No, no, no, there was a chick who showed up.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
There was a girl. You know, if you're if you're
a female and you you want to eat tricks, I
think you're thinking of space jam. No, okay, Todd, please
please help us out here.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
I think there was a bunny who is hot as hell.
They had to make her unh for the new one.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Really, yeah, she was too sexy. Yeah, because her ass
is too juice. They ugly her up for the new movie.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
It was actually pretty devastating.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Why because kids were so horny for her that they
had to They're too horned.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
She's a rabbit horn hornier in a rabbit. They say,
I don't know what to say.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Yeah, well the kids should be saying it. So they
had just changed that kids were too horned up for
a lolo rabbit. Help us out here.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
You remember Alvin and the Chipmunks when they had the
other the girl ones.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Oh yeah, they were so cute. The one with the
glasses that was a problem. The one with the glasses,
she was cute.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
That's the kind of show where you have to watch it.
Bent Over the Automan to hydro Boner Autumn. Wow, dude,
your mom comes in and you're just like fully, like,
you're just fucking the Automan and she's like you got and.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
You're like, mom, I'm great satisfaction.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Yeah, tricks.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
I'm not seeing any sign of a I remember now,
we're not looking up hottest female cartoon characters because that
will send us down a rabbit hole.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, points because.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
I'm gonna have to talk about miss miss Elastic or
whatever from what is it The Expendables?
Speaker 4 (18:15):
What's that movie?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
I mean I looked up a sexiest box model on
a food product, and then just the Quaker oats guy
he just flooded my They're like the quacker oats guy?
Speaker 4 (18:26):
Is he hard?
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Well?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Is it keeps posting? Uh the tricks, the same tricks?
Uh box over and over? Yes, Yes, that's not the
that's a seems like a boy rabbit.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Not sexy to me. We're really forgetting something. I think
I feel like we're forgetting a real Hey.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
Let me say this real quick. Walking through the cereal
out the other day and maybe I brought this up.
I saw Angel Reese. Okay, very very attractive. He is
on a like cereal box. You don't think she's hot?
Speaker 5 (18:58):
Not really.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
I'll send you, I'll send you pictulatory. But she's on
the box of this kid's cereal Like like I fucking oh,
what kind of serious? Like in like a gown And
I'm like, you're in a gown a children's cereal box?
Like why are who said this was the shot? Who
said this was the one? Like if you want to
be on a box of just right, I fucking go
(19:19):
for it. Crackling op ran go crazy right? But not
on like Honeycomb? Why? I mean, dude, Honeycombs there for
dads too?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
What about what about on on like fruity pebbles, the
uh the like Toucan Sam, there's a Wilma and uh
Betty Rubble.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Oh no, that was Bred and Barney. They didn't let
the girls on the.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Oh well, I'm looking at Barry pebbles, which were very specific.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
What about the girl on the like Chilula logo Chilua, Yeah, yeah, Chilua.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Does that have a I recall that being kind of
a hotbed girl.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Hey, and this this segment is pretty riveting and this
is important us going like there's for sure chicks on
cereal boxes. Right.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Well, you know, if we could go back to the
Christmas special of the California Raisins, I implore everybody to
YouTube it because I remember it being really really good.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
It's all claymation.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
It's fantastic, really fantastic.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
I feel implored.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Yeah, I'm looking it seems it seems like unfortunately it's
it's mostly guys. It's you know, frost and Flags, It's
buzz the Cheerios, Bea, it's cocoa puffs.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Their little uh, mister Clean was jacked.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Mister Clean was hot, he was hot. Saint Pauli girls,
she's kind of a babe. She's holding like six beers.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
That's kind of cool. Don't matter if I do, right, Yeah,
she's hot. Do you do your kids eat a lot
of cerup? I'm looking at all of these boxes of
cereal boxes and man, it's been a while since I've
seen some of these.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Uh, we don't buy the trash shit. And they don't
want it either.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
They don't want it because they weren't.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
They didn't have it as you kind of have to
get hooked early on in order to want that or
what's the deal.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
I think they think it's gross. I mean there's some exceptions,
but yeah, like they don't seem to fiend for it,
like I know I did.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
The sugar Oh dude, that was I remember waking up
and craving absolute sugar bombs in the morning.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
I used to add sugar to my sugar. Oh yeah,
you had to.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
I remember going to people's houses when they added sugar
blue my mind.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Really you would eat rice crispies playing no sugar on them.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
We just never had rice crispies. We'd have sugar cereals.
But I remember being like, oh, rice crispies, and then
they were just like spoonful spoonful, spoonful and like it
turns gray. It's just like a gray mountain.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Was the best?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
That was What do you mean that was? Wait, you're
shitting on that? That was?
Speaker 4 (21:57):
It was so I could do one spoon when I
saw somebody just like shoveling it on.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
No, you want it. You want it so that when
you finish your cereal you have like a then drinking
milky sugar sugary slop.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
That's what you that's what you want to.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
Hey, don't tell I was doing it for three years before,
two and a half years before you're born.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
That gets you ready for the fucking first grade. Man,
Then you come in fucking pumped, ready to learn, Yeah,
how to write in cursive?
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Talking about sexy rabbits from the box. Oh yeah, yeah,
it's been ruined. They don't like they're scared of donuts
and shit, they're like.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
They're scared of donuts, scared of don't wait, your your children?
Speaker 4 (22:37):
They don't I get donuts. They don't like them?
Speaker 3 (22:38):
What the hell? Okay, what is going on over here?
Speaker 4 (22:41):
I don't know they like ice cream?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Did you like hit them with donuts? Does does your
wife like feed them a lot of health food? And
so they've gotten a taste for very healthy stuff, not.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
Health food, but healthy food, right, not like sure, it's
not like so crunchy, but it's just like whole foods, right,
like vegetables and fucking that kind of shit.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Yeah, that's not how I was raised.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
It was very much uh Beeferoni and Hamburger helper.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
And oh dude, the best the cheeseburger helper. Oh RISERNI dude,
I saw something someone.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
I think it was like an Instagram reel of like
how Riseroni and uh Hamburger Helper and cheeseburger helper is
now back because people don't have money because of you know,
oh yeah, you know, society crumbling.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
Late stage capitalism.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
And I'm it just made me go like, oh fuck,
I have to go get some Hamburger helper. Imagine if
they sell out it. It's been years since I've ever
had it, but now I'm like, oh fuck, is this
gonna be like something I can't get toilet paper and
I need to wipe my ass, but I haven't had
it in years. But literally the other day I was like,
we need to get Hamburger Helper in this house because
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I just I need to have it on.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Hand now so you're you never know you your doom
Prepper is just getting Hamburger helper.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
It's just cheeseburger and Hamburger helper. Because how fucking good
is it?
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Dude? How good is it? I love that you have
a broke family going into the grocery store and the
parents being like, no, remember, we can only get the
rice of Ronie, And then they get to it and
they just see you carting away with all of it,
being like, it's back. I would make a whole thing
of it on my boat. And they're like, Okay, yeah,
(24:31):
god damn it. Look at it like that.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
That might be kind of shitty, but it's so good, dude,
it is very good.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
I feel I feel like if you grew up with
money and never had cheeseburger or Hamburger helper, you missed out.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
You missed the fuck.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Do you remember the other flavors? Like they had like
lasagna flavor that was kind of decent, and.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Then they had like they had like Salsbury or something.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
I never remember the box. That one was hella good.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
That one I don't remember that. It had like a
flatter noodle. It was so good. There were different flavors.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
This is Hamburger Helper version.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Yeah, it was Hamburger help a little glove that would
walk around absolutely yeah, no glove, no love.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Come on, Adam the white glove like huge, Yeah, I'm
a white glove boy.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
You saw me, you saw me on the wall.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
I'm a dude.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
What you were gonna say? He's just looking at pictures
of Hamburger Helper and.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Fell out a character for a second.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
So I'm so he was just looking at Hamburger Helper.
Fucking we lost them.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
So hungry dude, Hamburger Helper. Yeah, Isaac posted it. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Isaac is making a comeback due to its affordability and
resurgence in popularity driven by economic factors and feature on
the show The Bear. I didn't know was it on
The Bear?
Speaker 3 (25:46):
I haven't seen that episode. I feel like I didn't
watch the last season of The Bear. The Bear, I
don't know. Yeah, I don't know if I did.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
The only Bear I know is right here baby.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Hello, Little Pandam Bearanda Yeah, I mean yeah, Salisbury Salisberry.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
That was the ship.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
That show doesn't check a box for me?
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Well, it probably makes you too hungry.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
I just don't identify with it at all.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
Yeah, you wish it was set in a fucking Mike's way. Yeah,
I watched that show.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
Yeah, No, I just it's like the trauma and the
anxiety thing. I'm like, I wish I could go Yeah, no, totally.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
But none of us really worked in in like a
restaurant like that.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Well, I did work at BJ's Pizza, so.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
I mean I remembered that.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
But you were a delivery guy. You weren't back there
fucking cooking shit.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Yeah, Blake, you were saying yes Jeff, not yes Jef.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Come on, hey, Blake, was Blake.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Blake was too busy, uh, driving pizzas around and then
acting like he was stoned.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
I got another delivery for you.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
People were like, oh, dude, I bet you smoke weed
all the time, and You're like absolutely, man, never did,
never once.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
Puzuki's on top. That's some bullshit. What's some bullshit about that? No,
I just the the the like and like the perfection stuff, like,
I'm just not I'm not that guy pal who's so
like hard on themselves about whatever the fuck he's so
hard on himself for Well, was brother, His brother died.
Oh oh, your mom's crazy and she drove her car
(27:16):
in the house.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Were you hit all the money in cans of tomato sauce?
Speaker 4 (27:23):
I locked in the freezer? Okay, I think that's the
last one I saw. It was running out locked in
the freezer. Okay.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Well yeah, the bear, the bear, Yeah, they well made
show as a person, as a person who worked in
and around food. It resonated.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Well, dude, I worked at a service deli at a
grocery store. I'm not going to say I worked at
a high end restaurant. You should probably identify with the bear.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
I did an ice, sliced meat and made macaroni salad.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
And and did you do it well? Did you care
about your job? Did you feel pressure?
Speaker 1 (27:56):
No, I've literally I've had high pressure drops. I've never
felt sure. It doesn't matter because because it just doesn't matter. Dude,
it just doesn't matter, because yeah, it just doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
It does matter. You have to care. If you don't care,
then yeah it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Caring and and being having so much pressure is two
different things. Caring and trying to do a good job.
That's one thing. Being a bitch and putting all this
pressure on yourself that it has to be the greatest
thing of all time, and then all of a sudden
you have nervous breakdowns and you freak out in a
in a walking freezer goodbye, And then you put it
(28:36):
on television and you call that good TV.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Get the fuck out of here. Wow. Wow, that's that's
a hot eat.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Wow. Okay, well I guess you guys.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
I mean again, BJ's Pizza, a lot of customers, fast moving.
You know, we're getting those pizzas out. We're getting those
salads out. Like you're not getting shut out.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
It's already out by the time you put it in
your shitty ass car.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
As a delivery driver, I was responsible for scooping the
ice cream onto.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
Puts the keys. Really okay, So.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
Like I'm the guy.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Why you already know I had carpal tunnel, so it
wasn't really easy.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
And yeah, I had a mental breakdown. I believe that.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Of course, I believe you've had an It was high stress.
So like, just I get why you guys don't respond
to it.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
But yeah, yeah, uh only just because it it doesn't
matter at all.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
You have to care, man, If you don't care, no, dude.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Caring and it mattering are two different things.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Yes, well, nothing matters guys, come on, what are we
talking about here?
Speaker 4 (29:46):
What your children matter? What are you talking about? Your
children don't matter?
Speaker 3 (29:51):
All right?
Speaker 2 (29:53):
We are just we are just little monkeys on a
rock loading through space.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
Okay, I'm a panda bitch. Come on, come on, did
you guys hear about this alien coming at us? What happened?
There's apparently like a comet that people are like, well,
with telescopes and the stuff we have, we looked at
it and it's got properties that we only find in
like technology that we make, like the certain like welding
(30:18):
of metals and stuff. So they're like, how would it
have that properties?
Speaker 3 (30:22):
So it has like condominiums and.
Speaker 4 (30:24):
Hello, that's funny, adam, that's pretty good. You got it coming. Yes,
it's science, but we don't know what it is.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
So they're looking at a commet and there's things on
there that are man made, you saying.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
What they're saying is that they can analyze what it's
made of so they can find out exactly what it is,
right hu. And there are the properties at them, like
a kind of medium, the property. It's basically they found
the property.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Brothers are on, Well, this sounds honestly, this sounds scary,
and I think we all got to go to the
store and get all the Hamburger helper before this motherfucker
hits sports.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
Tuck and Todd. Did you just drop a link in there?
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Yeah, it's called three ey dash Atlas, and name it
something else. Just name it something else, dude.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
You can't call it. Just give it a fuck. Who's
the guy that found it? Jeff?
Speaker 4 (31:11):
Yeah, name it Jeff.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
You call it Jeff's comment, Like you know, it's like
fuck Ailey's comment named after Eminem's daughter.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
So three I Dash Atlas also known as C DASH
two thy, twenty five and one.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
That's a good name.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
That's a much more. That's also a bad name, dude.
Just give it a real name. Let's call it at
liast oh and previously known as so it's been known
as multiple things, previously known.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
As A eleven P I three Z, Dwayne the Rock.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Between the Comet Johnson. So they keep going like who
named this motherfucker?
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Yeah, it's like the one guy named it A eleven
P I three Z and then the next guy's like, no, no, no, bitch,
it's C DASH twenty twenty five and one.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
And then they go, how.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Fucking old are you? How dare you? It's three? I
dash at Las and I think you know that's a scientist.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Scientists are such nerds, dude, they are man, God bless them.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
But so if this thing hits earth and and aliens
get out, what's in your guys? Go back? Amburger helper
besides besides the machete for killing rhinos. For Adam, we
know that that's there. We know that's there. What's to
go back? You know what?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
I was just thinking what would be a fun thing
to do? And this is this is what I would
do with you guys, is come on down here. We'll
get on the boat. We'll just go out in the ocean.
I'll bring some guns. I have a Tommy gun, so
that's kind of fun. I also have a shotgun. And
we could just go ski shooting and just wait for
aliens to attack. And then we have guns. We have weapons,
(32:43):
so we can at least protect ourselves.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
A little bit.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
We can go fishing. Yeah, maybe we go camping is fun. Yeah,
maybe maybe we go to Catalina Island and go camping
for a little bit.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
Oddley, Adam, I know that like what you're talking about
might end up into some sort of like firefight situation
where we're shooting these aliens. I'm starting to think they
might just want to kick it. They're like, whoa these
cool look at these cool guys. Is that a Tommy gun?
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Yeah, this guy has a tommy gun. You know what
you know what people do around here is they go
out to the mid to. You know, if you go
three miles off the coast. Now you're an international waters baby.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Maritime yet now we're talking the cruise baby.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Yeah, and then we can uh, I'm buying a skeet gun.
That's so you a skeet shooter.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
So you just put it in.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
There, it shoots it out. We can shoot skeet on
the open ocean.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
Well, that's rare. And it's hang on saying is it biodegradable?
Speaker 3 (33:38):
It is, Yes, it's clay.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
Yeah, it turns. It turns into like fish food essentially.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Right, it's just clay. It just sort of just melts
into nothing.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
That's so cool. I've never been skate shooting at all.
I don't know how difficult it would be.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
It's pretty damn easy.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
Really. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Is that because the shotgun like it's sprays sprays.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
Yeah, that's right. So you just kind of have to
point it in the general direction. You don't have to
have great aim.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Well, yeah, you gotta be kind of on it. But yeah, yeah,
shooting and shotguns fair lazy. I believe in you shoot.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
Your shot gun.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
Do I have a really really nasty kick on it?
Have you never shot a shotgun before? I've never shot
a shotgun?
Speaker 4 (34:15):
No? Oh wow, it'll kick you. Yeah, it does.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
You just got to keep it tight, you know, keep
it tight to your arm.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
I've shot like machine guns in Vegas. That's pretty fun.
That is fun, but that's indoor. And I don't like
shooting guns indoor. That shit bugs me too loud. He
just like, yeah, I feel like something's gonna go wrong.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
I've shot.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
I've shot like some ar fifteens and and that kind
of stuff. And that's the favorite of school shooters. They
love that gun.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
Right, should you be talking about that, They're still looking
for you.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
The school shooters love that gun. And I'm like, I'm
fairly pro gun. I think guns are pretty fucking radical.
I'm from the Midwest. I like to go pheasant hunting.
I you know, I've never been deer hunting, but I'm
not opposed to it. And I like that kind of stuff.
But a are fifteen's it's too easy.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Yeah, it's too.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Easy, and the kick is like nothing, You're like, it's
just it's like a toy.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
Yeah, because it's got like a built in thing that
kind of.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
Suppressed or takes.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
Yeah, yeah, it's a weapon for war, for battle.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
So no, I'm just saying it's why do we have them,
is what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
Yeah, or yeah, why do civilians? Yeah, why do we
need them here? You know, in our society it should
just be a weapon for war.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
I mean, I mean people, people are.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Gonna get all jazzed up about combo, but I'm saying, hey, other, Hey,
I understand you might need a handgun to protect yourself
in your house in case someone breaks in and wants to,
you know, rape your butt.
Speaker 4 (35:49):
It's science. If you think Adam's wrong and you've got
a really cool AR fifteen again, we're gonna be in Vegas.
Bring it. Let's show it to the aliens. Uh No.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
If you think I'm wrong and you think that this
stance and you fucking hate before it's slide into Blake's DMS.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
Always a pleasure and talk and talk about it.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
I don't want to talk about it. Hey, I don't
like guns at all. I'm not a fan of guns.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Well you're gonna be a fan when we shoot some
skeet in the middle of the Oceaneah, I.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Think that's gonna be fun.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
Wait, you said you've shot a machine gun.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Yeah, I was for a bachelor party.
Speaker 4 (36:29):
Yeah. Did you like that?
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Or no?
Speaker 4 (36:30):
I didn't.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
I didn't love it. Have you ever shot a handgun? Handguns?
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Are I find more fun than than just shooting a
machine gun? You don't know if I have, Because you
gotta you gotta aim, and it's pretty rewarding when you
hit a bull's eye.
Speaker 4 (36:44):
Adam's no, not to aim. The other kind of guns, yeah,
fuck that, He's like, you gotta fucking aim these pistols.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Yeah, but with the machine gun, you're kind of letting
it spray a little bit.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
Like part of the fun is just like got got, got,
got got.
Speaker 6 (36:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
I wish I would like to shoot at UZI remember
how sick he's wearing. The nineties, they ran.
Speaker 4 (37:02):
Big game, big big gun.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
My dad gave me a Tommy gun with a full barrel.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Oh wow, that's cool, and it got stuck open. So
I just had to hold it while it shot, like
forty bullets or however many.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
I think it's forty.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
God, And so it just gets stuck open, which very dangerous. Sure,
and so I just had to hang on to it
as it's just.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Put it right empty, dude, I'm just gonna put this
down and let it this year start spinning in his circle.
Speaker 4 (37:28):
Let it run its car. I'm just gonna point it
towards that zoo.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
How did everyone get shot in the ankle?
Speaker 4 (37:35):
That's weird. I just put it right there. I had
to go take a shit. I don't know, Yeah, I
don't know. Yeah, I don't think I've shot a shotgun. Maybe, yeah,
I think I've just shot a rifle and a handgun.
But then, like in movies and stuff, you're shooting real guns.
It's just blanks, right, So didn't we shoot guns in.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
Gay Overman, Gay Overman? Yeah, we were shooting a lot
of guns. Yeah, I believe. I believe that to be true.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
But the guns, those little briefcase guns that we had
were not real.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
Bam.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
Yeah that's right, those those were fake. Yeah. God, I
got a friend who I swam with who lives in Norcow,
like Chico area. Every couple of months. I just get
a fucking picture from him, from him of him standing
over the biggest elk you've ever seen in your life.
It looks like something out of a fucking prehistoric Jurassic
(38:30):
Park horror movie.
Speaker 3 (38:31):
I love that. I love that. That's awesome.
Speaker 4 (38:34):
And he's like, check it out, Mike, I hope you
eat that? Like, what do you you eat that? Right?
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (38:39):
Yeah, you have to get it fully processed, definitely. Yeah,
you make jerky.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
And then and then if it's like a big ass elk,
you can like skin that. You could make a blanket. Yeah,
you can, it'd be yeah. Why well, what do you mean,
why do you want an elk blanket?
Speaker 4 (38:54):
That sounds gross?
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Why wait? You have blankets with fucking hair on him
and ship.
Speaker 4 (38:59):
Yeah, it's wool, like you have a sheep wool you
are like you are a blanket.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
You're a human blanket. HOI it's sheeps. Yeah, it's the
it's the.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
Hair of sheep, homie. Yeah, but I don't have to
so blurry for whatever reason, durs.
Speaker 4 (39:13):
I mean, I don't know. It's because of the Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
We cannot see that. We sort of so weird.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Yeah, I don't know, why looks like, why didn't you
start to black out your background when you didn't do
that before?
Speaker 4 (39:25):
What? What is because I got I had stuff written
on the board. Okay, it's under wraps, under secret, top secret.
Can't talk about the deal. Yeah, the deal is is
not done. You can't talk about it. Yeah, that's why.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Well, you don't have to kill sheep to make blankets.
That's all I'm saying. There's ways to make blankets without killing.
Speaker 4 (39:44):
But they do kill the They do kill sheep, but
they do shear them about that.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
They shear them. They don't kill them.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
Sometimes they kill them.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Sometimes they kill them. Sometimes they kill the sheets.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
What do they kill the sheep for? They don't for mutton?
Speaker 3 (39:58):
Yeah, sometimes they do blake. Sometimes they kill the sheeps.
Speaker 4 (40:03):
Why do they kill the sheep.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Because sometimes they be naughty sheeps and they've got to
kill them.
Speaker 4 (40:09):
Blaky.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
If the elk kill you have a big ass elk
like that. You can have elk blankets.
Speaker 4 (40:17):
You can elk the shaker.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
I've never seen an elk blanket.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Dude, you put you put that head on your wall.
It's fucking oh man, that's a living room. My cousin
he has like his house is absolutely insane. It's hilarious.
You walk in, You're like, oh Jesus Christ, there's like
twelve deer heads on the wall.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
I'm like, I'm like, dude, one deer head, one deer head.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
If it's like at a yeah, if it's at a
cabin or you know, or if it's in your house
and is down in your man layer, you get one.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
You get one. Sure he has, and I don't think
I'm exaggerating.
Speaker 4 (40:57):
Twelve, that's right.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
It's so many.
Speaker 4 (40:59):
You just got to put one over every toilet in
the house. That's kind of cool.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
Yeah, it's it's too it's too many.
Speaker 4 (41:04):
So you can hang your hat up and take a di.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
But the rest you get meat out of that. Your
freezer is shock full delicious meats garage fridge.
Speaker 4 (41:13):
Yeah, sound like Jimmy John's right now.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
I would love to go uh rhino birger elk elk
hunting or deer hunting.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
I've never been deer hunting.
Speaker 4 (41:23):
I wanted to. I would do like I'm more interested
in like bow hunting. I think we've talked about this,
but just like the idea that it's a little harder
than just like capping something from two football fields away.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
Yeah, but it's still fairly difficult because you've got to
hit it in the right spot.
Speaker 3 (41:39):
You've got to be a good shot.
Speaker 4 (41:40):
So she said, bro, and hello, I'm a pretty good shot,
but like I haven't done it in twenty years.
Speaker 6 (41:47):
Yeah, so you might not be, but probably not. Yeah,
I'm a great shot. I just oh yeah, I refuse,
I refuse to shoot. But I guess I just like
the idea of shooters go to shoot that just the.
Speaker 4 (41:58):
Bow, just pulling the bow back, letting that breath out.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
What about the boar hunting where you have to hunt
him with nine I would like that.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
But then, but then a lot of times they don't die.
You have to like these poor these deer they get
shot with this arrow and then you got to track
them for miles because they don't die.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
But you're ignoring my favorite part where you get to
You get to go up to him and go and
slip the throat. I did this to you, Oh, slit
the throat. Yeah, and then you when as soon as
they die, you go, you go, and you you breathe
in the Souliers are twisted. You guys are twisted. Okay,
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powder Is that what he did? No, he healed the deer.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Yeah, I feel I'm I'm a little bit more of
a hunter. There's is a absolute serial killers psychopath.
Speaker 4 (42:46):
Yeah, there's a difference. There is a difference between us.
Speaker 3 (42:48):
I started start at the penis.
Speaker 4 (42:50):
There is a difference at the penis. Well, I got
a log off here. Who just walked in the room.
Who's looking at you? Are you looking at the clock?
Speaker 2 (42:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (42:57):
Who's looking at you? Oky? Uhhh?
Speaker 1 (43:02):
Kyle just gave me a Happy Gilmore to putter? Can
I show you guys this thing?
Speaker 4 (43:06):
It's really cool, but I do have to go interesting interesting?
Speaker 2 (43:11):
He gave you that putter. I've used one. It's really cool. Interesting,
shaped like a hockey stick.
Speaker 4 (43:17):
Yeah, that's rad. I'm gonna have to call and ask
about our friendships.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
It's shaped like a hockey stick. It says happy Gilmore.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
Right here, mm hmm boom boom boom bam, hot damn.
Speaker 4 (43:30):
How cool is this thing? It's very cool? And who
makes that and might send me? Oh yeah, honestly their
top of the top. Yeah, I used it.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
I used it to golf and Kyle and I went
golfing and Van Eyes and he brought that as his
putter passionate.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
That's unfortant. It's really hard to use.
Speaker 4 (43:49):
But what no, it's it's really easy to you.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
I don't Next time you guys go golfing and invite me,
I think I want to start to golf because I
I'm invited to all these like like golf events and
I always pass them up. But sometimes they're like, hey,
we'll fly you and your family to Hawaii, right, and
all you have to do is do this event and
then you could spend a week in Hawaii and all
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expenses paid.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
I'm like, that sounds fucking.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
Great, but I'm so bad that I would be in
embarrassment to the entire organization.
Speaker 4 (44:22):
The potentially dangerous Yeah, okay, well.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
Blake has to log off and he take backs apologies
epic slams before you have to log off.
Speaker 4 (44:31):
You know what? Uh what's up?
Speaker 2 (44:33):
I just uh just want to give a special shout
out to Jersey Mike's.
Speaker 3 (44:37):
Maybe they have a coat they could send.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Thank you so much, guys, And I would like to
uh give a shout out to Jimmy John's. I would
love some sandwiches freaky fast. And I stand up for
you even though you hunt animals that probably shouldn't be murdered. Wow, dude,
I feel I feel most animals do deserve it, but
the animals that you're killing, they don't because they only
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have like four or five brothers and sisters.
Speaker 4 (45:05):
I'm willing to have him on the pod just to like,
just to talk about it, just to talk about it, dud,
you know. And look, we're not platforming. We're just guys
having a conversation.
Speaker 3 (45:16):
Awareness.
Speaker 4 (45:16):
Cis white man, and I'm curious to who he thinks
is the hottest, Who's the hottest on a box? I
want to know what the Jimmy Johns guy thinks.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Absolutely freak freaky fast free smells. And that's another episode.
Speaker 3 (45:29):
Earth this God?
Speaker 4 (45:38):
Where's nos? God?
Speaker 3 (45:40):
All Right, I have to go, Thanks guys. Bye,
Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically
crucially important.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Today. On This is.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Important, I eat foot long veggie.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Fuck with me. That's the kind of show where you
have to watch it. Bent over the automan to hydro Boner.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
You know, they've established that the food pyramid is absolute bullshit.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Let's go.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Baby. This is not a sponsor. How have they not
made that commercial?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
This is not sponsored.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I'm so well, it is sponsored, says pan Express. That's
literally we're not getting paid for it.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
But it's correct. Yeah, this is free marketing right here. People.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, uh, well, we talked about Panda Express, which I'm
gonna keep talking about it. Yeah, and then they gave
us this coats and I also have a coat, but
it's it's it's not.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
With me right now, which is a bummer.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I love pandic Express so much, you know, being paid
to say this, I love it.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
They but when's the last time you've had it? Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Well, the cat's out of a bag. They gave us
a gift card.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Yeah, and you use it already. You're good. Yeah, big ups, big.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Pantic Express fairly close to your house.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Without the gift card. I've been there in the last
month by myself.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
That's the only way I go. Wow, dude, I got
to I got to a mini mall or whatever during
like between soccer games, and my kid was playing, and
I was like, I gotta get just like a I
went to Jersey Mikes. The line was out the door.
Love me some Jersey Mikes. Il Canda was next door,
and I was like, you don't like Jersey Mics.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
You don't like Jersey No, No, I do. I like
Jersey Mike's.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I wouldn't say it's my top three sandwich shops of
my final casuals.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
There's only three shops.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I like Jimmy Johns a lot more.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Oh No, when's the last time you had them back
to back?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
It's a fact je I don't know if I've ever
had them back to back.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
But I mean, like like, I'm saying, like you've had
it and then you had the other one soon after.
I won't.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I'm not saying it's a bad sandwich. I like, I
like the sandwich, but if Jimmy Johns is right there
and they're freaky fast, I'll go in and there's free smells.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
I'll go over there.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Jimmy John's bread so good, it's it's gotten worse.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Oh, shut up, Jimmy Johns.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
I've been there recently too.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
In a minute, ever since he was cited as a
big game hunter, I was, I was out.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Oh bad man.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
He's well. I still go.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
But like every time, I regret so Blake, who gives
a ship he kills fucking rhinos? I give a ship.
You can't be out here killing rhinos. Bro, there's none less.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Okay, Oh, he killed a rhino, he'd be killing all
the shit.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Well, you don't know if he's killed a rhino. Bring
up a photo of if Jimmy Johnson's.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
He has photos of him like holding rhinos.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Head killing rhinos heads. He's like, yes, yes, he's got rhinos.
He got elephants.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
But you know what you do with the rhinos? What
you keep the tusk? You make a cool armchair out
of it. No, no, no, that's what got us into
this in the first place. Wait, you can't, you can't
do that.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Look you can't know, Blake. You're talking to the wrong guy.
I know.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
My guy is a big game hunter. He hunts exotic
extinct animals. I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
I would love to kill exotic extinct animals.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Why what is the joy in that? What is the
joy in killing? Because they are trying to kill.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
You, Adam? It doesn't make your dick any bigger?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I know, Well, rhino horn, I think I think that's true.
I think if you grind it up and you put
it in a shape, hang on, reverse card. Now, if
you could guarantee me a couple of inches, I might
be killing a rhino with hang on.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
So listen, you like Jimmy John's the most.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Yeah, you support the big game hunter poacher. Look at
that next to.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
That is so sad. That is so sad. So here
is the Jimmy Johns guy. And it's not a rhino.
It is an elephant, which is equally terrible.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I would say, even more ter Why I feel like
elephants they're cooler than a rhino.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Whoa elephant versus rhino? They're both pacaderms, They're both pretty epic.
Rhinos are more endangered.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Adam, Just get ready for your take back, brother?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Are they are? They more endangered?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Rhinos are extreme at least like a thousand rhinos left.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
At most they literally have armed guards around them. Yeah,
like rhinos are have dudes with machine guns by it.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Well, that sucks.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
They preemptively cut the horn off so hunters don't kill them.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
That's wild, I will say. I yeah, I don't like
any of this stuff.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
I do like it.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
It's something that isn't extinct that can kill you. That's
I think it's kind of cool. Like shooting a giraffe.
Fucked up, dude, that's that's fucked up. What did a
giraffe do? The draft is not doing ship nothing leaves now.
Now if it's a it's.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
There's a rhino. This guy sucks.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
There's a rhino.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
This guy's killing rhinos, free smells. It's not even about see.
I can separate the art and the artist.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
I can.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
I can separate the art and the and the sandwich artists.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
The sandwich artists.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Separate the art from the sandwich artist.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
That uh oh wow.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Okay, So I'm willing to go into a Jimmy Johns
and get their delicious, delicious sandwich top notch, free smells,
freaky fast, get I order a Turkey Tom.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
And hit the fucking roll jack. You know what.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Jersey Mike, as far as I know, is an angel.
He's a great dude, And yeah, I'm sure Betty's fine.
And the sandwiches are as good, if not better than
Jimmy Jones. So I'm going with Mike. They are good sandwiches.
I'm not saying they're bad.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I like, I'm I like basically all sandwiches, even bad sandwiches.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
I kind of like. Okay, okay, I like that.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
They slice the meat for your sandwich. Who do the
Jimmy Johns? I love that before all the other ones,
it's already like sliced and in the pile.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Oh oh, that's a great call. You see it freshly sliced.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
It does add to the weight time, which I'm not
I'm not hyping getting it freaky fast.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Do you want good food or you want fast food?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Well, luckily with Panic Express it's both.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Hey and the time it takes him of the slice
of fucking piece of meat, that guy's already killed the
giraffe and a fucking elephant.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Okay, God, I'm damn fuck that dude, fucking goodbye.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Well, they have the one, the one I guess, the
one I'm thinking about, the Jersey mis that I have
a hang up with is at the airport, and I
think it's the delta at the lax Vi lax la
v lax.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
That's a chop on you for going to that one.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
What do you mean, what's going to that one?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
It's the one that's just there where I'm like, shit,
I wish I had a sandwich for this flight.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
God damn. First class smells like Mike's way up here.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Well, by the way, it's the options are insane. It's
either like you're eating a sandwich at ten am, which okay,
I guess, or you're eating like at least, or you're
eating like it's not a Pan Express but it's like
a Payway or some other Chinese food right there. And
I'm like, I'm not going to bring on Chinese food,
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which is delicious but does break is a very pungent smell.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
I'm not going to bring that onto a plane. I mean,
which I've done before.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
I think it's all good. I kind of like.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
I've also brought on an entire rotisserie chicken before.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
But Blake seeing me bring on those burritos at the
Burbank Airport, those guy Fiery burritos.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Oh Burdbank Airport. The guy Fiery makes some hits. That
ship is good. Yeah, yeah, stop doing that.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
See what I'm looking for free smells. It's not in
an airplane. That's not where I want my free smell.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Keep your smells off my plane, Yeah please, I think
I find it very rude.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
So then you go to the one at the Lax
and at the Jersey Mics and it takes so long,
like I almost missed a flight. I'm like, I think
I bailed on a sandwich. Or you're there, you're waiting,
and you're like, I can't.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
That is not like you.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
They're boarding, They're they're saying last call, and that's the last.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Time you turn your back on nine inches goodbye. You
know you know what, here's my life has totally changed.
Get a little, I get a mini. I get a
mini when I go to Jersey Mics. Kind of wow,
and it's enough. Wow, what's a memei? I think we've
covered this. The fact that I don't know if you
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guys still do, but the fact that I used to
eat a foot long sandwich from subway, yeah, is crazy.
You can't finish a football. I don't want to. That's
not what I heard. I just don't feel I just
doesn't feel right to have a foot long in my throat.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Now I know you're like six six inches slides down
just right.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Just the way.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Wait, we've got the deal. The deal is bad deal. Yeah,
I just I'd never feel good after eating a foot long,
but after eating six after taking six inches to the dome,
yeah you go fine, Yeah, I feel unbelievable. You're saying
six inches is fine? Oh yeah, just shove it in there.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah he could charge six inches, no, no problem.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Six inches is fine. I agree.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
I'm fine with six inches. But I can also take it.
I can take a foot long. I can do.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
I can't handle it anymore.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Yeah, I could for sure.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
When I was younger, I could handle it like a
chap blake.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Don't act like you eat.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
I eat brother, I eat brother, I do.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
I eat a whole ass'.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
I'm not buying it. I'm not buying it.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Now, do you take these twelve inches open face?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
I eat a foot long veggie?
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Fuck with me?
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Oh wait wait wait wait, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
I do what dude, that's the new merch, that's the
new T shirt. I eat a foot long veggie? Fuck
with me? What with me? That's exactly what's gonna happen
if you go around telling the people you take a
foot long veggie. I do, so what fuck it? And
what's the claim? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
And and motherfucker, I eat foot long veggie double cheese.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Well, also, good for you?
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Good for you.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I'm I'm actually really impressed, thank you that you can
eat food because I don't use it for several decades.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
And I I didn't eat yesterday, but I will eat today.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
You you didn't eat all day?
Speaker 4 (10:55):
What happened? Had lunch?
Speaker 3 (10:57):
I had lunch?
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Okay, okay? And did you have dinner?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
See that's the difference between us. And we can start
at the penis or scream out. I eat three meals.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Plus a day. And see who means this?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
You never miss a square that's for surely likes his
square meal.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
I'm three hots and a cot baby. Well why do
they call it a square meal?
Speaker 4 (11:17):
I don't know, because it was on like a military
tray or something. Or there's are there four major food groups?
I think that makes like a square.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
It's like, isn't there seven seven major food groups? That
seems like way too many food groups that are major?
Speaker 3 (11:31):
The food pyramid is the food pyramid is more than four.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Can we get back to macro and micros.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Yeah, you know, they've established that the food pyramid is
absolute bullshit, it's science.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Who did it is?
Speaker 4 (11:44):
It's like you need to eat as much bread as possible? Everyone?
Absolutely not? Yes, who did?
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Why would? Why would someone make that up? It was
to sell bread.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
To sell bread, and like carbs and wheats, they.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Created a whole pyramid just to sell bread. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Yeah, have you seeing a Got Milk commercial? Guess what
they fucking got you?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Of course they're hilarious. Hey burr remember that one? Noh
and burn? You don't remember that Got Milk commercial? Literally
like the most iconic commercial of all time?
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Uh no, please explain it. You just mumbling words.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Everybody knows this commercial, so me repeating it is like
people are gonna be snoozing. But basically, there's a guy
listening to a radio station and they're like, who shot
Alexander Hamilton in the duel?
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Because the cookies were dry?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
And the dude is, yeah, he's like smashing cookies and
he calls in and he goes, uh huh and he's
like excuse me, like can't I can't understand you? And
then he like goes for his milk and it's dripping
and he's just out of milk, and he's like, it's
very iconic.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Blake's parents were like, do you want to watch a movie,
and then they would just turn on commercial. He's like,
remember got milk too? Goodbye The Revenge? That was my shit.
I love commercials.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yeah, so they're saying the food pyramid is no longer considered.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Valid, and then that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
In nineteen ninety two, the food pyramid became obsolete, so
they debunked it.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
They debunked it in nineteen ninety two. Ninety two is
when I was the most on my pyramid game. Yeah,
well it seems like you were way off your shit.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
And that's when all these commercials came out, the pork
one or other white meat.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Where's the beef? What about where's the beef?
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Name? In high school? Where's the beef? What? Do you
remember that one that was a restaurant, wasn't it?
Speaker 3 (13:32):
That was where's the Beef?
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Yeah, Wendy's or some show, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (13:36):
I thought that was like, just go buy beef.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
California raisins. Are they part of Please don't tell me
they're part of the pyramid.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Yeah, you haven't read about the abuse? What the allegations
of the Califoria. Those raisins are all dead now well
they were left destitute. They don't know what though homeless
on how before that?
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Before they did though?
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Know how I heard that.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
I will say this about the California Raisins and then
I don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
You will.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
They have the best Christmas special on the market.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
I'm not I love. I love the California Raisins, So
any blasphemy.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
From drors I will not stand before when it comes
to the California Raisins because a little because I was
I was just a wee lad living in northeastern Iowa Waterloo,
to be exact, when I first started to see the
California raisins and it made me go, man, I want
to get out there where some sunglasses play.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
The saxophone gets so tan.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
That my skin wrinkles up and shrivels, and I shrive
raisin much like a raisin and live in California. Accomplished you, yeah,
and I did it in your truth, and that's my dream.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
The California Raisins were really special, like that is so cool.
And the fact that they were just selling raisin.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
What yeah, what the fu fuck so cool. It was great.
It's hard to find.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Do you remember what who's the other the like sun made?
It was sun made?
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Right? Yeah? Fuck? Then is that like the it was
the woman Indian on the front is Indian?
Speaker 3 (15:18):
No, it's the woman. No, it's just a lady. It's
just a lady.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
What am I thinking of? Land of Lakes? Butter pretty hot?
I'm getting my box hose mixed up.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
I remember thinking like that that might have been the
first woman.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Get her.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
She's a fucking babe, dude.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
I remember her being the first woman that kind of
as Kyle would say, got my pecker heart.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
R I p as Kyle's dad would say, yes.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Yes, yeah, the sun made woman. She got my pecker
heart for sure.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
Hot. Should we rank imaginary women? Who's the hottest? Who's
the hottest box model? No? No, no, no?
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Uh aunt Chemima And she was hot. She has got
some strong legit. Give me a bottle of syrup.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Tips on but miss but miss Butterworth was thick. Though
Miss Butterworth was thick? Oh, landa Lakes? What does she
look like? She was the one who was the American Indian? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Oh yeah, I don't know that one is she still
on it, I hope not. That seems problematic.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
No, she's still there. It looks like oh no, no, no, no, no,
they took her. They they took her off. They yeah,
they took her away. They're not having that. Absolutely not.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
It's just some white lady now.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Yeah, okay, Landa Lakes, what about what was the wasn't
it the tricks are for kids? Didn't they have a
female bunny that I thought was kind.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Of dude on the roller? Was she on roller skates?
Am I thinking of Heathcliff?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Yeah? Oh no, Tricks for the kid has always been
one dude.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
No, no, no, there was a chick who showed up.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
There was a girl. You know, if you're if you're
a female and you you want to eat tricks, I
think you're thinking of space jam. No, okay, Todd, please
please help us out here.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
I think there was a bunny who is hot as hell.
They had to make her unh for the new one.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Really, yeah, she was too sexy. Yeah, because her ass
is too juice. They ugly her up for the new movie.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
It was actually pretty devastating.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Why because kids were so horny for her that they
had to They're too horned.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
She's a rabbit horn hornier in a rabbit. They say,
I don't know what to say.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Yeah, well the kids should be saying it. So they
had just changed that kids were too horned up for
a lolo rabbit. Help us out here.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
You remember Alvin and the Chipmunks when they had the
other the girl ones.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Oh yeah, they were so cute. The one with the
glasses that was a problem. The one with the glasses,
she was cute.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
That's the kind of show where you have to watch it.
Bent Over the Automan to hydro Boner Autumn. Wow, dude,
your mom comes in and you're just like fully, like,
you're just fucking the Automan and she's like you got and.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
You're like, mom, I'm great satisfaction.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Yeah, tricks.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
I'm not seeing any sign of a I remember now,
we're not looking up hottest female cartoon characters because that
will send us down a rabbit hole.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, points because.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
I'm gonna have to talk about miss miss Elastic or
whatever from what is it The Expendables?
Speaker 4 (18:15):
What's that movie?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
I mean I looked up a sexiest box model on
a food product, and then just the Quaker oats guy
he just flooded my They're like the quacker oats guy?
Speaker 4 (18:26):
Is he hard?
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Well?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Is it keeps posting? Uh the tricks, the same tricks?
Uh box over and over? Yes, Yes, that's not the
that's a seems like a boy rabbit.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Not sexy to me. We're really forgetting something. I think
I feel like we're forgetting a real Hey.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
Let me say this real quick. Walking through the cereal
out the other day and maybe I brought this up.
I saw Angel Reese. Okay, very very attractive. He is
on a like cereal box. You don't think she's hot?
Speaker 5 (18:58):
Not really.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
I'll send you, I'll send you pictulatory. But she's on
the box of this kid's cereal Like like I fucking oh,
what kind of serious? Like in like a gown And
I'm like, you're in a gown a children's cereal box?
Like why are who said this was the shot? Who
said this was the one? Like if you want to
be on a box of just right, I fucking go
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for it. Crackling op ran go crazy right? But not
on like Honeycomb? Why? I mean, dude, Honeycombs there for
dads too?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
What about what about on on like fruity pebbles, the
uh the like Toucan Sam, there's a Wilma and uh
Betty Rubble.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Oh no, that was Bred and Barney. They didn't let
the girls on the.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Oh well, I'm looking at Barry pebbles, which were very specific.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
What about the girl on the like Chilula logo Chilua, Yeah, yeah, Chilua.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Does that have a I recall that being kind of
a hotbed girl.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Hey, and this this segment is pretty riveting and this
is important us going like there's for sure chicks on
cereal boxes. Right.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Well, you know, if we could go back to the
Christmas special of the California Raisins, I implore everybody to
YouTube it because I remember it being really really good.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
It's all claymation.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
It's fantastic, really fantastic.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
I feel implored.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Yeah, I'm looking it seems it seems like unfortunately it's
it's mostly guys. It's you know, frost and Flags, It's
buzz the Cheerios, Bea, it's cocoa puffs.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Their little uh, mister Clean was jacked.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Mister Clean was hot, he was hot. Saint Pauli girls,
she's kind of a babe. She's holding like six beers.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
That's kind of cool. Don't matter if I do, right, Yeah,
she's hot. Do you do your kids eat a lot
of cerup? I'm looking at all of these boxes of
cereal boxes and man, it's been a while since I've
seen some of these.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Uh, we don't buy the trash shit. And they don't
want it either.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
They don't want it because they weren't.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
They didn't have it as you kind of have to
get hooked early on in order to want that or
what's the deal.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
I think they think it's gross. I mean there's some exceptions,
but yeah, like they don't seem to fiend for it,
like I know I did.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
The sugar Oh dude, that was I remember waking up
and craving absolute sugar bombs in the morning.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
I used to add sugar to my sugar. Oh yeah,
you had to.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
I remember going to people's houses when they added sugar
blue my mind.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Really you would eat rice crispies playing no sugar on them.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
We just never had rice crispies. We'd have sugar cereals.
But I remember being like, oh, rice crispies, and then
they were just like spoonful spoonful, spoonful and like it
turns gray. It's just like a gray mountain.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Was the best?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
That was What do you mean that was? Wait, you're
shitting on that? That was?
Speaker 4 (21:57):
It was so I could do one spoon when I
saw somebody just like shoveling it on.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
No, you want it. You want it so that when
you finish your cereal you have like a then drinking
milky sugar sugary slop.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
That's what you that's what you want to.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
Hey, don't tell I was doing it for three years before,
two and a half years before you're born.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
That gets you ready for the fucking first grade. Man,
Then you come in fucking pumped, ready to learn, Yeah,
how to write in cursive?
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Talking about sexy rabbits from the box. Oh yeah, yeah,
it's been ruined. They don't like they're scared of donuts
and shit, they're like.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
They're scared of donuts, scared of don't wait, your your children?
Speaker 4 (22:37):
They don't I get donuts. They don't like them?
Speaker 3 (22:38):
What the hell? Okay, what is going on over here?
Speaker 4 (22:41):
I don't know they like ice cream?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Did you like hit them with donuts? Does does your
wife like feed them a lot of health food? And
so they've gotten a taste for very healthy stuff, not.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
Health food, but healthy food, right, not like sure, it's
not like so crunchy, but it's just like whole foods, right,
like vegetables and fucking that kind of shit.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Yeah, that's not how I was raised.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
It was very much uh Beeferoni and Hamburger helper.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
And oh dude, the best the cheeseburger helper. Oh RISERNI dude,
I saw something someone.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
I think it was like an Instagram reel of like
how Riseroni and uh Hamburger Helper and cheeseburger helper is
now back because people don't have money because of you know,
oh yeah, you know, society crumbling.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
Late stage capitalism.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
And I'm it just made me go like, oh fuck,
I have to go get some Hamburger helper. Imagine if
they sell out it. It's been years since I've ever
had it, but now I'm like, oh fuck, is this
gonna be like something I can't get toilet paper and
I need to wipe my ass, but I haven't had
it in years. But literally the other day I was like,
we need to get Hamburger Helper in this house because
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I just I need to have it on.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Hand now so you're you never know you your doom
Prepper is just getting Hamburger helper.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
It's just cheeseburger and Hamburger helper. Because how fucking good
is it?
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Dude? How good is it? I love that you have
a broke family going into the grocery store and the
parents being like, no, remember, we can only get the
rice of Ronie, And then they get to it and
they just see you carting away with all of it,
being like, it's back. I would make a whole thing
of it on my boat. And they're like, Okay, yeah,
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god damn it. Look at it like that.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
That might be kind of shitty, but it's so good, dude,
it is very good.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
I feel I feel like if you grew up with
money and never had cheeseburger or Hamburger helper, you missed out.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
You missed the fuck.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Do you remember the other flavors? Like they had like
lasagna flavor that was kind of decent, and.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Then they had like they had like Salsbury or something.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
I never remember the box. That one was hella good.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
That one I don't remember that. It had like a
flatter noodle. It was so good. There were different flavors.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
This is Hamburger Helper version.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Yeah, it was Hamburger help a little glove that would
walk around absolutely yeah, no glove, no love.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Come on, Adam the white glove like huge, Yeah, I'm
a white glove boy.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
You saw me, you saw me on the wall.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
I'm a dude.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
What you were gonna say? He's just looking at pictures
of Hamburger Helper and.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Fell out a character for a second.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
So I'm so he was just looking at Hamburger Helper.
Fucking we lost them.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
So hungry dude, Hamburger Helper. Yeah, Isaac posted it. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Isaac is making a comeback due to its affordability and
resurgence in popularity driven by economic factors and feature on
the show The Bear. I didn't know was it on
The Bear?
Speaker 3 (25:46):
I haven't seen that episode. I feel like I didn't
watch the last season of The Bear. The Bear, I
don't know. Yeah, I don't know if I did.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
The only Bear I know is right here baby.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Hello, Little Pandam Bearanda Yeah, I mean yeah, Salisbury Salisberry.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
That was the ship.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
That show doesn't check a box for me?
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Well, it probably makes you too hungry.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
I just don't identify with it at all.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
Yeah, you wish it was set in a fucking Mike's way. Yeah,
I watched that show.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
Yeah, No, I just it's like the trauma and the
anxiety thing. I'm like, I wish I could go Yeah, no, totally.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
But none of us really worked in in like a
restaurant like that.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Well, I did work at BJ's Pizza, so.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
I mean I remembered that.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
But you were a delivery guy. You weren't back there
fucking cooking shit.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Yeah, Blake, you were saying yes Jeff, not yes Jef.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Come on, hey, Blake, was Blake.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Blake was too busy, uh, driving pizzas around and then
acting like he was stoned.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
I got another delivery for you.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
People were like, oh, dude, I bet you smoke weed
all the time, and You're like absolutely, man, never did,
never once.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
Puzuki's on top. That's some bullshit. What's some bullshit about that? No,
I just the the the like and like the perfection stuff, like,
I'm just not I'm not that guy pal who's so
like hard on themselves about whatever the fuck he's so
hard on himself for Well, was brother, His brother died.
Oh oh, your mom's crazy and she drove her car
(27:16):
in the house.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Were you hit all the money in cans of tomato sauce?
Speaker 4 (27:23):
I locked in the freezer? Okay, I think that's the
last one I saw. It was running out locked in
the freezer. Okay.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Well yeah, the bear, the bear, Yeah, they well made
show as a person, as a person who worked in
and around food. It resonated.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Well, dude, I worked at a service deli at a
grocery store. I'm not going to say I worked at
a high end restaurant. You should probably identify with the bear.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
I did an ice, sliced meat and made macaroni salad.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
And and did you do it well? Did you care
about your job? Did you feel pressure?
Speaker 1 (27:56):
No, I've literally I've had high pressure drops. I've never
felt sure. It doesn't matter because because it just doesn't matter. Dude,
it just doesn't matter, because yeah, it just doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
It does matter. You have to care. If you don't care,
then yeah it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Caring and and being having so much pressure is two
different things. Caring and trying to do a good job.
That's one thing. Being a bitch and putting all this
pressure on yourself that it has to be the greatest
thing of all time, and then all of a sudden
you have nervous breakdowns and you freak out in a
in a walking freezer goodbye, And then you put it
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on television and you call that good TV.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Get the fuck out of here. Wow. Wow, that's that's
a hot eat.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Wow. Okay, well I guess you guys.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
I mean again, BJ's Pizza, a lot of customers, fast moving.
You know, we're getting those pizzas out. We're getting those
salads out. Like you're not getting shut out.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
It's already out by the time you put it in
your shitty ass car.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
As a delivery driver, I was responsible for scooping the
ice cream onto.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
Puts the keys. Really okay, So.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
Like I'm the guy.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Why you already know I had carpal tunnel, so it
wasn't really easy.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
And yeah, I had a mental breakdown. I believe that.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Of course, I believe you've had an It was high stress.
So like, just I get why you guys don't respond
to it.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
But yeah, yeah, uh only just because it it doesn't
matter at all.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
You have to care, man, If you don't care, no, dude.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Caring and it mattering are two different things.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Yes, well, nothing matters guys, come on, what are we
talking about here?
Speaker 4 (29:46):
What your children matter? What are you talking about? Your
children don't matter?
Speaker 3 (29:51):
All right?
Speaker 2 (29:53):
We are just we are just little monkeys on a
rock loading through space.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
Okay, I'm a panda bitch. Come on, come on, did
you guys hear about this alien coming at us? What happened?
There's apparently like a comet that people are like, well,
with telescopes and the stuff we have, we looked at
it and it's got properties that we only find in
like technology that we make, like the certain like welding
(30:18):
of metals and stuff. So they're like, how would it
have that properties?
Speaker 3 (30:22):
So it has like condominiums and.
Speaker 4 (30:24):
Hello, that's funny, adam, that's pretty good. You got it coming. Yes,
it's science, but we don't know what it is.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
So they're looking at a commet and there's things on
there that are man made, you saying.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
What they're saying is that they can analyze what it's
made of so they can find out exactly what it is,
right hu. And there are the properties at them, like
a kind of medium, the property. It's basically they found
the property.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Brothers are on, Well, this sounds honestly, this sounds scary,
and I think we all got to go to the
store and get all the Hamburger helper before this motherfucker
hits sports.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
Tuck and Todd. Did you just drop a link in there?
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Yeah, it's called three ey dash Atlas, and name it
something else. Just name it something else, dude.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
You can't call it. Just give it a fuck. Who's
the guy that found it? Jeff?
Speaker 4 (31:11):
Yeah, name it Jeff.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
You call it Jeff's comment, Like you know, it's like
fuck Ailey's comment named after Eminem's daughter.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
So three I Dash Atlas also known as C DASH
two thy, twenty five and one.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
That's a good name.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
That's a much more. That's also a bad name, dude.
Just give it a real name. Let's call it at
liast oh and previously known as so it's been known
as multiple things, previously known.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
As A eleven P I three Z, Dwayne the Rock.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Between the Comet Johnson. So they keep going like who
named this motherfucker?
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Yeah, it's like the one guy named it A eleven
P I three Z and then the next guy's like, no, no, no, bitch,
it's C DASH twenty twenty five and one.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
And then they go, how.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Fucking old are you? How dare you? It's three? I
dash at Las and I think you know that's a scientist.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Scientists are such nerds, dude, they are man, God bless them.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
But so if this thing hits earth and and aliens
get out, what's in your guys? Go back? Amburger helper
besides besides the machete for killing rhinos. For Adam, we
know that that's there. We know that's there. What's to
go back? You know what?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
I was just thinking what would be a fun thing
to do? And this is this is what I would
do with you guys, is come on down here. We'll
get on the boat. We'll just go out in the ocean.
I'll bring some guns. I have a Tommy gun, so
that's kind of fun. I also have a shotgun. And
we could just go ski shooting and just wait for
aliens to attack. And then we have guns. We have weapons,
(32:43):
so we can at least protect ourselves.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
A little bit.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
We can go fishing. Yeah, maybe we go camping is fun. Yeah,
maybe maybe we go to Catalina Island and go camping
for a little bit.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
Oddley, Adam, I know that like what you're talking about
might end up into some sort of like firefight situation
where we're shooting these aliens. I'm starting to think they
might just want to kick it. They're like, whoa these
cool look at these cool guys. Is that a Tommy gun?
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Yeah, this guy has a tommy gun. You know what
you know what people do around here is they go
out to the mid to. You know, if you go
three miles off the coast. Now you're an international waters baby.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Maritime yet now we're talking the cruise baby.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Yeah, and then we can uh, I'm buying a skeet gun.
That's so you a skeet shooter.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
So you just put it in.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
There, it shoots it out. We can shoot skeet on
the open ocean.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
Well, that's rare. And it's hang on saying is it biodegradable?
Speaker 3 (33:38):
It is, Yes, it's clay.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
Yeah, it turns. It turns into like fish food essentially.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Right, it's just clay. It just sort of just melts
into nothing.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
That's so cool. I've never been skate shooting at all.
I don't know how difficult it would be.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
It's pretty damn easy.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
Really. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Is that because the shotgun like it's sprays sprays.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
Yeah, that's right. So you just kind of have to
point it in the general direction. You don't have to
have great aim.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Well, yeah, you gotta be kind of on it. But yeah, yeah,
shooting and shotguns fair lazy. I believe in you shoot.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
Your shot gun.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
Do I have a really really nasty kick on it?
Have you never shot a shotgun before? I've never shot
a shotgun?
Speaker 4 (34:15):
No? Oh wow, it'll kick you. Yeah, it does.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
You just got to keep it tight, you know, keep
it tight to your arm.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
I've shot like machine guns in Vegas. That's pretty fun.
That is fun, but that's indoor. And I don't like
shooting guns indoor. That shit bugs me too loud. He
just like, yeah, I feel like something's gonna go wrong.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
I've shot.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
I've shot like some ar fifteens and and that kind
of stuff. And that's the favorite of school shooters. They
love that gun.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
Right, should you be talking about that, They're still looking
for you.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
The school shooters love that gun. And I'm like, I'm
fairly pro gun. I think guns are pretty fucking radical.
I'm from the Midwest. I like to go pheasant hunting.
I you know, I've never been deer hunting, but I'm
not opposed to it. And I like that kind of stuff.
But a are fifteen's it's too easy.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Yeah, it's too.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Easy, and the kick is like nothing, You're like, it's
just it's like a toy.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
Yeah, because it's got like a built in thing that
kind of.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
Suppressed or takes.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
Yeah, yeah, it's a weapon for war, for battle.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
So no, I'm just saying it's why do we have them,
is what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
Yeah, or yeah, why do civilians? Yeah, why do we
need them here? You know, in our society it should
just be a weapon for war.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
I mean, I mean people, people are.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Gonna get all jazzed up about combo, but I'm saying, hey, other, Hey,
I understand you might need a handgun to protect yourself
in your house in case someone breaks in and wants to,
you know, rape your butt.
Speaker 4 (35:49):
It's science. If you think Adam's wrong and you've got
a really cool AR fifteen again, we're gonna be in Vegas.
Bring it. Let's show it to the aliens. Uh No.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
If you think I'm wrong and you think that this
stance and you fucking hate before it's slide into Blake's DMS.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
Always a pleasure and talk and talk about it.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
I don't want to talk about it. Hey, I don't
like guns at all. I'm not a fan of guns.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Well you're gonna be a fan when we shoot some
skeet in the middle of the Oceaneah, I.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Think that's gonna be fun.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
Wait, you said you've shot a machine gun.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Yeah, I was for a bachelor party.
Speaker 4 (36:29):
Yeah. Did you like that?
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Or no?
Speaker 4 (36:30):
I didn't.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
I didn't love it. Have you ever shot a handgun? Handguns?
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Are I find more fun than than just shooting a
machine gun? You don't know if I have, Because you
gotta you gotta aim, and it's pretty rewarding when you
hit a bull's eye.
Speaker 4 (36:44):
Adam's no, not to aim. The other kind of guns, yeah,
fuck that, He's like, you gotta fucking aim these pistols.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Yeah, but with the machine gun, you're kind of letting
it spray a little bit.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
Like part of the fun is just like got got, got,
got got.
Speaker 6 (36:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
I wish I would like to shoot at UZI remember
how sick he's wearing. The nineties, they ran.
Speaker 4 (37:02):
Big game, big big gun.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
My dad gave me a Tommy gun with a full barrel.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Oh wow, that's cool, and it got stuck open. So
I just had to hold it while it shot, like
forty bullets or however many.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
I think it's forty.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
God, And so it just gets stuck open, which very dangerous. Sure,
and so I just had to hang on to it
as it's just.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Put it right empty, dude, I'm just gonna put this
down and let it this year start spinning in his circle.
Speaker 4 (37:28):
Let it run its car. I'm just gonna point it
towards that zoo.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
How did everyone get shot in the ankle?
Speaker 4 (37:35):
That's weird. I just put it right there. I had
to go take a shit. I don't know, Yeah, I
don't know. Yeah, I don't think I've shot a shotgun. Maybe, yeah,
I think I've just shot a rifle and a handgun.
But then, like in movies and stuff, you're shooting real guns.
It's just blanks, right, So didn't we shoot guns in.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
Gay Overman, Gay Overman? Yeah, we were shooting a lot
of guns. Yeah, I believe. I believe that to be true.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
But the guns, those little briefcase guns that we had
were not real.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
Bam.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
Yeah that's right, those those were fake. Yeah. God, I
got a friend who I swam with who lives in Norcow,
like Chico area. Every couple of months. I just get
a fucking picture from him, from him of him standing
over the biggest elk you've ever seen in your life.
It looks like something out of a fucking prehistoric Jurassic
(38:30):
Park horror movie.
Speaker 3 (38:31):
I love that. I love that. That's awesome.
Speaker 4 (38:34):
And he's like, check it out, Mike, I hope you
eat that? Like, what do you you eat that? Right?
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (38:39):
Yeah, you have to get it fully processed, definitely. Yeah,
you make jerky.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
And then and then if it's like a big ass elk,
you can like skin that. You could make a blanket. Yeah,
you can, it'd be yeah. Why well, what do you mean,
why do you want an elk blanket?
Speaker 4 (38:54):
That sounds gross?
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Why wait? You have blankets with fucking hair on him
and ship.
Speaker 4 (38:59):
Yeah, it's wool, like you have a sheep wool you
are like you are a blanket.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
You're a human blanket. HOI it's sheeps. Yeah, it's the
it's the.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
Hair of sheep, homie. Yeah, but I don't have to
so blurry for whatever reason, durs.
Speaker 4 (39:13):
I mean, I don't know. It's because of the Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
We cannot see that. We sort of so weird.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Yeah, I don't know, why looks like, why didn't you
start to black out your background when you didn't do
that before?
Speaker 4 (39:25):
What? What is because I got I had stuff written
on the board. Okay, it's under wraps, under secret, top secret.
Can't talk about the deal. Yeah, the deal is is
not done. You can't talk about it. Yeah, that's why.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Well, you don't have to kill sheep to make blankets.
That's all I'm saying. There's ways to make blankets without killing.
Speaker 4 (39:44):
But they do kill the They do kill sheep, but
they do shear them about that.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
They shear them. They don't kill them.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
Sometimes they kill them.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Sometimes they kill them. Sometimes they kill the sheets.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
What do they kill the sheep for? They don't for mutton?
Speaker 3 (39:58):
Yeah, sometimes they do blake. Sometimes they kill the sheeps.
Speaker 4 (40:03):
Why do they kill the sheep.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Because sometimes they be naughty sheeps and they've got to
kill them.
Speaker 4 (40:09):
Blaky.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
If the elk kill you have a big ass elk
like that. You can have elk blankets.
Speaker 4 (40:17):
You can elk the shaker.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
I've never seen an elk blanket.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Dude, you put you put that head on your wall.
It's fucking oh man, that's a living room. My cousin
he has like his house is absolutely insane. It's hilarious.
You walk in, You're like, oh Jesus Christ, there's like
twelve deer heads on the wall.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
I'm like, I'm like, dude, one deer head, one deer head.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
If it's like at a yeah, if it's at a
cabin or you know, or if it's in your house
and is down in your man layer, you get one.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
You get one. Sure he has, and I don't think
I'm exaggerating.
Speaker 4 (40:57):
Twelve, that's right.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
It's so many.
Speaker 4 (40:59):
You just got to put one over every toilet in
the house. That's kind of cool.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
Yeah, it's it's too it's too many.
Speaker 4 (41:04):
So you can hang your hat up and take a di.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
But the rest you get meat out of that. Your
freezer is shock full delicious meats garage fridge.
Speaker 4 (41:13):
Yeah, sound like Jimmy John's right now.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
I would love to go uh rhino birger elk elk
hunting or deer hunting.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
I've never been deer hunting.
Speaker 4 (41:23):
I wanted to. I would do like I'm more interested
in like bow hunting. I think we've talked about this,
but just like the idea that it's a little harder
than just like capping something from two football fields away.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
Yeah, but it's still fairly difficult because you've got to
hit it in the right spot.
Speaker 3 (41:39):
You've got to be a good shot.
Speaker 4 (41:40):
So she said, bro, and hello, I'm a pretty good shot,
but like I haven't done it in twenty years.
Speaker 6 (41:47):
Yeah, so you might not be, but probably not. Yeah,
I'm a great shot. I just oh yeah, I refuse,
I refuse to shoot. But I guess I just like
the idea of shooters go to shoot that just the.
Speaker 4 (41:58):
Bow, just pulling the bow back, letting that breath out.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
What about the boar hunting where you have to hunt
him with nine I would like that.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
But then, but then a lot of times they don't die.
You have to like these poor these deer they get
shot with this arrow and then you got to track
them for miles because they don't die.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
But you're ignoring my favorite part where you get to
You get to go up to him and go and
slip the throat. I did this to you, Oh, slit
the throat. Yeah, and then you when as soon as
they die, you go, you go, and you you breathe
in the Souliers are twisted. You guys are twisted. Okay,
(42:35):
powder Is that what he did? No, he healed the deer.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Yeah, I feel I'm I'm a little bit more of
a hunter. There's is a absolute serial killers psychopath.
Speaker 4 (42:46):
Yeah, there's a difference. There is a difference between us.
Speaker 3 (42:48):
I started start at the penis.
Speaker 4 (42:50):
There is a difference at the penis. Well, I got
a log off here. Who just walked in the room.
Who's looking at you? Are you looking at the clock?
Speaker 2 (42:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (42:57):
Who's looking at you? Oky? Uhhh?
Speaker 1 (43:02):
Kyle just gave me a Happy Gilmore to putter? Can
I show you guys this thing?
Speaker 4 (43:06):
It's really cool, but I do have to go interesting interesting?
Speaker 2 (43:11):
He gave you that putter. I've used one. It's really cool. Interesting,
shaped like a hockey stick.
Speaker 4 (43:17):
Yeah, that's rad. I'm gonna have to call and ask
about our friendships.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
It's shaped like a hockey stick. It says happy Gilmore.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
Right here, mm hmm boom boom boom bam, hot damn.
Speaker 4 (43:30):
How cool is this thing? It's very cool? And who
makes that and might send me? Oh yeah, honestly their
top of the top. Yeah, I used it.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
I used it to golf and Kyle and I went
golfing and Van Eyes and he brought that as his
putter passionate.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
That's unfortant. It's really hard to use.
Speaker 4 (43:49):
But what no, it's it's really easy to you.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
I don't Next time you guys go golfing and invite me,
I think I want to start to golf because I
I'm invited to all these like like golf events and
I always pass them up. But sometimes they're like, hey,
we'll fly you and your family to Hawaii, right, and
all you have to do is do this event and
then you could spend a week in Hawaii and all
(44:14):
expenses paid.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
I'm like, that sounds fucking.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
Great, but I'm so bad that I would be in
embarrassment to the entire organization.
Speaker 4 (44:22):
The potentially dangerous Yeah, okay, well.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
Blake has to log off and he take backs apologies
epic slams before you have to log off.
Speaker 4 (44:31):
You know what? Uh what's up?
Speaker 2 (44:33):
I just uh just want to give a special shout
out to Jersey Mike's.
Speaker 3 (44:37):
Maybe they have a coat they could send.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Thank you so much, guys, And I would like to
uh give a shout out to Jimmy John's. I would
love some sandwiches freaky fast. And I stand up for
you even though you hunt animals that probably shouldn't be murdered. Wow, dude,
I feel I feel most animals do deserve it, but
the animals that you're killing, they don't because they only
(45:03):
have like four or five brothers and sisters.
Speaker 4 (45:05):
I'm willing to have him on the pod just to like,
just to talk about it, just to talk about it, dud,
you know. And look, we're not platforming. We're just guys
having a conversation.
Speaker 3 (45:16):
Awareness.
Speaker 4 (45:16):
Cis white man, and I'm curious to who he thinks
is the hottest, Who's the hottest on a box? I
want to know what the Jimmy Johns guy thinks.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Absolutely freak freaky fast free smells. And that's another episode.
Speaker 3 (45:29):
Earth this God?
Speaker 4 (45:38):
Where's nos? God?
Speaker 3 (45:40):
All Right, I have to go, Thanks guys. Bye,
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