Ep 274: Men’s Rights Mansplained

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This is Important a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what's the most important,
bottom line critical thing happening on this planet today is important.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Air new shoes and wooden bill doos.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
It's a wet dream for men everywhere.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Why are you getting so rock hard talking about his mustache?
Buckle up? Oh yeah, coming in.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Mornings, TI nation.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
For us. This is a squirrely early one for us.
Not that early though, now that we're all dads, I
feel like this isn't even that early, no moment, this
is midday.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
But Adam, and you'll learn this at them, You'll learn this.

Speaker 5 (00:55):
This is the like you just dropped the kids off
at school and now you're back home.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Maybe you crawl back in bedtime.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Oh, or just crank because you've got the house to yourself.

Speaker 5 (01:05):
Well that's the kind of crawl back in bed and
close your eyes. Somehow you find your laptop. You open
it with your eyes.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Closed, your hand, Fine, that's up. You place it right
on your chest.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
It warms.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
Honey, I'm sleep jerking here, or you just mysteriously just.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Go to another on your oculus.

Speaker 5 (01:33):
Yeah, I'm watching I'm watching a soccer game in Ecuador
right now?

Speaker 4 (01:38):
Bad? What honey, I roomed to jerk off to when
I'm playing the dancing game on the Oculus honey, baby baby,
And she's like, oh, cool, what's the name of the
dancing game? Porn red steps called steps just her interracial orgy.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Who's playing the stepsisters versus is the step bothertep moms.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Versus the oh versus the.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
Weird lying she buys it where she goes?

Speaker 3 (02:18):
That sounds cool, that's cool. Wow, how inclusive interracial stepsisters?

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Chloe wouldn't care at all. I have you guys ever
had a girlfriend or I don't know that was bothered
by you jerking off? Uh?

Speaker 2 (02:38):
What do you what do you mean like in her
presence or.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
Yeah, I mean no, one maybe just jerked off her
in the kitchen and when you're putting some cream cheese
on the bagel, you're weinstein?

Speaker 3 (02:49):
You mean like knowing that you jerk off sometimes? Is
this is what you're saying?

Speaker 4 (02:52):
Yes, No, I've I've seen online that people are like, uh,
we're already getting to it. I've seen and I've seen
online where girls are like, my husband or boyfriend or
whatever is a porn addict and he was jerking off
all the time and it was ruining our family. And
then and then it's like later him being like, yeah,

(03:13):
I've his life is so much better. And then it's
like shows him like playing pickleball or whatever. It's got
a grip something. I think this is my algorithm. He's
like telling me like, hey man, maybe you're maybe you're
cranking down to maybe maybe get outside.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
I have yet to see that.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
So, you know, I've known. I've had friends that are
like high school friends that they're suddenly they're like, yeah,
I don't jerk off anymore. And I'm like, say what now?
And I know it's because that their girlfriends or wives
in that case it was a wife they put the
clamp down, said he did. She didn't like him drinking
off much.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
I mean, well, there's levels. There's levels to this ship
first for sure, right, but like let's just be clear here,
let's be let's let's maybe we need to explain men
men's rights.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
I would love it talk. This is what this podcast
is about, and this ship is reporting you don't like
me jack and off. Sorry, that's that's it. Yeah, that's explained.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
And then and then you just closed the door slowly
I'll be in here.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
Sorry, oops, sorry, why I think I take four forty
five minute long ships every day. By the way, Blake,
I think Blake either said this or tweeted it.

Speaker 5 (04:31):
But you said this like ten years ago when it
was you hear like the apple like volume going going down?

Speaker 3 (04:38):
You know your roommate's about to go to town.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
That's true that I liked the rhyme, did that too,
and the apple volume volumes going down? You know your
roommates going to town. Absolutely, there's your T shirt.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
I mean, what what.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Fluxed?

Speaker 5 (04:57):
The thing that I think people girls or even boyfriends
need to realize it ain't about.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
You, thank you, It ain't about It's called self care. Yeah,
they don't like you watching the pornos, and I think
that's you think it's jealous if you're just jerking off
and you're just using your brain. But I would say
even using your brain might be worse because then worse worse,
because then you have to think about ex girlfriends or

(05:26):
things from.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Your inventing characters. Actually, hang on a second, you're Lake, Blake.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
That's what you're doing. I'm building building world.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Model like weird science. Every time. Yeah, you turn on
that song to check off.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
It's like, we're weird Science. What are you doing in there?

Speaker 2 (05:49):
I know you're not watching the weird side Weird Science
series from the Sci Fi Channel.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
There's no way, Blake, you got weird science science song
that was on the US say, oh was it? My
bad mind? I just want to make sure nobody slides
in your DM weird Science. Uh yeah, okay, well good,
I'm glad we're not well because my because Chloe actively
doesn't care. She'll prepare like she doesn't dare to jerk

(06:17):
off right now. She'll pretend like she doesn't know that
I'm jerking off sometimes, like the other.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Day, that's that's actually above and beyond.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
Why is she doing that? I'm not I'm not seeing this.
I dusted this boy off, charge charged it up.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
It's a boy.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
Huh yeah, it's a boy.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
He helps he helps it on my face here, boy
he helps me?

Speaker 4 (06:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (06:41):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
And and you're holding up the oculus, the oculus for
for all our listeners.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
There's no lock to my office store. Yeah, okay, can we.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
Work on that as you go? Like nineteen fifties and
like put the chair under the knob.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
No, but I have a tiny step stool that I
rest my feet on under my desk. Okay, and I
put that and my backpack in front of the door.
I've never done before.

Speaker 7 (07:07):
Okay, never done. I've never so you barricaded the door.
I'm starting to figure out why she pretends to. She's like,
I'm here, furniture, move upstairs.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
I got it.

Speaker 7 (07:18):
Pretend Adam has stacked up dressers and tables up the door,
and and Chloe is his shoulder checking the door, like
I know what you're doing it there.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
It's just would be like, I don't know what you're
doing in there. This is totally fine, This is fine.
Why is the dresser in front of the door? Uh?
And then and but then I'm like, she knocked, here's Chloe.
But the sounds emanated from this, Okay, it doesn't sound
that loud when you're outside of the little oculus world,

(07:51):
but in the Oculist world, it's it's pretty all encompassing.
Sure you got some points. Yes, thank you God, dear God.
I've been so long since I got that was a
good one too. Pissing sitting there, that's where I ripped
the headset off. I go. She's like, what is all this? Friend,
trup like, I don't even know I got it. I

(08:11):
was just rearranging, so I don't know. And you're embarrassed, right,
you're a little embarrassed.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
There's load all over your hand.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
Yeah, your tail is between your legs. Uh why not
your hand covered in your own spit? This is disgusting. Goodbye.
But then I had the U. I had the the
goggle mark just on my head, the goggle goggle. Oh,
I was just water.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
I was a scheme too, honey.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
You do it outside, your sunburnt as the listener, to
do it.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Outside, To do it outside, that was the most insane
place to do it.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Feel the breeze.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
You look like you just got done snowboarding for five days.
You're just was it was bad? And then she acted
like nothing, She's like, oh okay, well should have said it.
I was going to ask you about this, scumpce.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
I was gonna ask you of what preschool you thought
should go to. But uh, I'll come back to it.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
Yeah, I'll circle back, you know what.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Yeah, I'm gonna circle back.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
I'm gonna circle back.

Speaker 5 (09:13):
E o, d Adam, the way you're the way you're
painting it in your household, I'm starting to see why
she has to pretend it's okay because it seems like
it's like mid day when people are in the house.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
Well, it wasn't people, It was just Chloe, right, it's
not Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well what am I? She's always here?
There's no getting away. She doesn't go anywhere.

Speaker 5 (09:36):
Welcome to the husband. You know what you gotta do
for Christmas or whatever? You guys celebrate Christmas.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Whatever denomination. You can say, Chris, you.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
Can say Christmas.

Speaker 5 (09:47):
Student, No, but I don't know what you celebrate. I'm
not really sure you do know what I celebrate? Do
you do?

Speaker 4 (09:52):
You've known me for like twenty five years.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
At this point we find out refuses to say Christmas. Yeah,
Xmas is one my favorite holidays. The price back in
Christmas please.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
So all right, this is weird.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
You get you get passes where you're like you can
hand her like hour long, go hit the road, go
to Starbucks, right tickets, Oh you hit the road pass,
hit the road pass.

Speaker 7 (10:15):
Okay, so it's like, honey, she gives you twenty of those.
You know what Christmas is around the corner. This is
a great gift idea from durs.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
Yeah, this is a great gift and whatever you celebrate,
and the road is a get like hit the bricks,
and the gift is get out of the house, take
your ass the Starbucks.

Speaker 5 (10:34):
They're saying, here, I'm giving you twenty tell me to
goes so you can.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Oh, I give you permission to leave the house so
you don't have to listen to me bang myself.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
Oh so it's a gift idea for me. Yeah, no, she.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Gives it to you, Okay, give back to I know
it sounds very confusing.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
Yeah, now I understand that. But it's work.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
But it's works for ten years in my house, does it.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
Do you do something like that that'd be fair? Yeah,
that's it's crazy, honey.

Speaker 5 (11:01):
They're called hit the road jack honey, hit the road
jack off or something there.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
I remember a girlfriend, uh many many many, many, many
moons ago. She gave me like a little booklet of
like sex coupons and you can It was like, throughout
the year, you get twenty blow job coupons. But then
I just use them. I would I'd like stack them

(11:26):
up where I was doing multiple a day, and she's like,
I can't you have to?

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Yeah, she's exhausted. It's void. It's void.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
I'm gonna play the whole hand. It's void. I was
just like, well, I'll run twenty hit a row. Here
we go, I turn in four hand jobs. Can it
turned into an anal? Well, dude, the coupons if you
if you could use them whenever you want them. I
want them. You're like Adam, we're at dinner.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
Adam, I'm not her. You don't have to like yell
at me.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
I'm not yelling, dude. I'm just explaining myself. And when
I get it riled up, I get a little out,
or I do.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
Get I do like the idea of you going, well,
then what are the ground rolls here? Honey?

Speaker 2 (12:04):
If I can't, I like you calling your high school
girlfriend honey too. That's freaking honey, sweetie, coal pal. That
is really cool.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
That's a great idea though. I like that little like
sex cupeon booklet. I'm gonna send you some of those
sex dice but anything this spice of my bedroom. Come on, man,
Oh god, I'm gonna send you naked twisters. Spice up
your life, Hello, spice up your life.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
Pizza Pizza Twister in middle school was fucking right.

Speaker 5 (12:35):
That's about as close as you could get when you
were doing Twister with girls, it was like, whoever invented
Twister was like horn dog, horn dog who just didn't
know how to meet girls and was like a, well,
guess what I'm gonna middle school fuck them.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
You don't come on, you don't think it was some
like innocent fifties game. When did Twister get invented?

Speaker 4 (12:54):
Well, no, no, no, no, no no no no no
no no, no, no no no, dude.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
In the fifties everything was way more perverted.

Speaker 4 (12:59):
People were so horny in the fifties, dude.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
You think, Yeah, they had like wooden dildos in the shape.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
Bro Yeah, people were so horny in the fifties. Cooking
spoons were all dildos. Wait, yes, that's exactly right in
the fifties.

Speaker 5 (13:13):
If you ever ate food in the in the fifties, fuck,
you were eating Kochie basically.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
You're eating Coochie spoons.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Smegma that Betty Betty Crocker cookies were smacking broh.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
Yeah. So the game was invented in nineteen sixty six,
a little late. I feel like they that's that's wild. Yeah,
you could have waited three years and it would have
been hell wait to drop it.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
He knew what he was doing.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
Yeah, you know the innocence of it. I think there
was an innocence factor there. I bet when he invented it,
he was like, oh, this's a fun game. And then
as soon as he saw it, I hope he was really, really,
really really Christian and he invented it, and then he
sees a bunch of middle schoolers playing it the date
first day, and he was like, what have I done?

(14:00):
Right there? And people are just scissoring and he goes,
dear God, what have I done?

Speaker 2 (14:07):
What?

Speaker 4 (14:08):
Yeah, he immediately drops on his knees starts praying what
have I What have I done?

Speaker 5 (14:13):
He's like, I can't wait for whatever holiday I celebrate
coming up.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
I'm getting this six.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
But whatever it could be, you know, this is a
big holidays. Yeah, probably probably Christmas morning likely. Yeah. I
wonder if Twister that sort of set off the where
we are today. We're just there's no I'm putting on
Oculus rifts to jerk off midday all because of Twister.

(14:42):
That's sound of a bitch. It all goes back, set
us down a path, I mean, a total perversion.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
I just want to keep, you know, pushing this uh,
push it.

Speaker 5 (14:52):
They they do say that as soon as cameras or
like movie cameras were invented, porno was like right there.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
They were like, donkey, we're taking pictures of naked chicks.

Speaker 5 (15:05):
Almost immediately it was like a horse running, and then
it was like a naked chick belly dancing.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
Yeah, yep, absolutely, That's why I've seen that footage.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
It's still that still goes.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
It's in the retro category.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
It still goes. It's still slaps, still slaps, dude. As
the kids said, still, I think a decade ago. Yeah,
I feel like I've lost the thread on what kids
have said. It still slaps, as young dads say, as.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Yeah, still, that's dad core. Now that's kind of cool art.
Slane is just dad core.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
Speaking of dad Cord, your stash is darker. Are you
dying it before the movie?

Speaker 2 (15:43):
I well, I mean I took a shower, but it's
just it's fucking okay, And what do you think that
might have done. It's just thick. I haven't shaved it
in a long time. But they do fill it in
a little bit up here.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
Okay, So that is I remember the last time you
had it, must it was much blonder looking. I thought, well,
maybe not.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
I also think that once the last time I saw
you two weeks ago. Yeah, this is a lot of
bro My mustache grows fast.

Speaker 4 (16:11):
Now, well, is it because you shaved? Because you had
a mustache for a long time? Right, and then I
did not ever look like that. That's true. That is true.
And I doubt you ever trim did or did any
sort of maintenance other than keeping it out of your mouth.

Speaker 6 (16:25):
Yeah, okay, fair enough, Adam is coming for you. No, no, no, no,
I'm just answers now, no, because I would do. I
want a mustache. And and you remember how my mustache
grew where it grew here here, but right.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
On your birthday.

Speaker 5 (16:40):
I almost posted that picture and it was like you're
opening a door that does not open.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
It was it was blonde. It was like, oh no, no,
it was blonde down here, but dark in the middle.
So when the light hit just right in person, it
didn't look like that. But then in photographs it looked
like I had a Hitler stack. Every photo looked like yes,
and I went on tour with it. When I was
morbidly obese with the Hitler stash. It was a bad

(17:06):
time in my life.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Yeah, well, you had the sideburns to kind of balance it,
so it's kind of like hillbilly Hitler. It was. It
was interesting. Yeah, it was really interesting that.

Speaker 4 (17:15):
That's kind of what pulled it all together. If I
didn't have those sideburns and I was just a fat Hitler,
that's yeah, Press, that's depressing. Well, Okay, So I'm wondering
for in the case of your mustache, I'm wondering if
I were to since I did that, should I grow
it out, shave it? Grow it out, shave it, and
then I can get to where you're at.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
It's possible. Now that you are a father, I feel
like dad's stash.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
Dad's stash is a real thing. Okay, I think can
I tell you something? Yeah, I'm shaving mine. WHOA, You're
out of here.

Speaker 5 (17:44):
I kept it on yesterday for like a tape I
said in an audition. But I'm shaving it. They're like, God, damn, no,
I just I saved it for that because I'm supposed
to be like in the seventies or something.

Speaker 4 (17:57):
But I'm like, oh, go shave it. Yonder.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Are you the inventor of Are you the inventor of Twister?

Speaker 4 (18:03):
In this movie. Yeah, is it okay?

Speaker 5 (18:07):
I will say though, I think in this season of
like sicknesses and colds and blowing your nose, you can't
have it.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
The boggers in the mustache.

Speaker 4 (18:16):
It's a thing. Yeah, it's a it's a it's a thing.
It's a genuine thing. It's a real thing. And also, uh,
do you get all kinds of food in it?

Speaker 8 (18:25):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (18:25):
A little bit?

Speaker 4 (18:27):
Yeah, like when you taste your like you go to
lick your lips and you taste your mustache a little
bit and it tastes like what you ate for lunch
or whatever.

Speaker 9 (18:34):
You know.

Speaker 4 (18:34):
What really stays the smell.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Yeah, the smell if you like have anything dairy or
like eat a piece of pie with whipped cream. Oh, man,
that ship curdles in your stash. It smells like shit
all day, dude.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
Don't fuck with that.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
So specific.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
That's my least favorite thing is having whipped cream with
a mustache.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
That's your least favorite thing.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
Yes, absolutely, in the whole world, dude. And and durs
my off base here in saying that his mustache is
bigger and more beautiful than it's.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Ever been mine.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
Thank you, dude. Is that a comp no, no, no,
yours looks great. You you're you have a a greade
a top like elite.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
You're saying, hey, ds, isn't Blake's.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
Got isn't Blake's mustache the best it's ever been? Well,
here's why.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
Here's one of the reasons that is standing out to you.
I'm completely shaven everywhere else. It's just my mustache everywhere elsewhere.
And I took it all down, mustache up to our bottom,
the bottom. I am clean shaven everywhere else. Yeah, right

(19:47):
under my nose.

Speaker 5 (19:48):
Yeah, that hells when you shave everything else, it accentuates it.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
No, it looks strong, looks wide.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
And you guys know I was coming from a very
shaven place. You made fun of my face without a
mustache a few weeks.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
It didn't like it. It really threw me off. A
lot of people didn't like it. You're a handsome gentleman,
Thank you. God. Damn circles in certain circles, okay, and
Adam fair though Adam has not been able to jack off.

Speaker 9 (20:18):
The collar, so he's in some circles, the Arctic circles.
There are circle you are, that's a good one. Yeah,
that's points. That's in some circles, the Arctic circle.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
You are good looking, yes, I just got so used
to you having the mustache and kind of a not
a great mustache. So now that you do have a
good mustache, it makes me go, do I grow the
bad mustache of the crew and I'm the one with

(20:51):
the bad mustache. Yeah, it would be kind of fun.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Just grow it out, yea, give it a shot.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
But durs A shave in his, So then what's the point.
You know, I'm excited for Duris the ship?

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Well, I'll pass it. I'll shave mine and then send
it your way.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
I love it, but it is a fucking cookie duster. Dude,
you got a big in this. It makes you look
a decade older than you are because there's so much white.
I know when your hair isn't really that white. I
mean you don't you have hardly any gray.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Before you shave it? Can you just ferment it?

Speaker 4 (21:22):
Please? Please fermnt it? Wow?

Speaker 3 (21:26):
Just for minute? You want me to like coma color
into it?

Speaker 4 (21:28):
I want you to comba color.

Speaker 5 (21:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (21:29):
Why are you getting so rock hard talking about his mustag?
I I.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
You're throwing stones and glasshouses here, man, Please I need it.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
I need that file sent to me.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
Please, but what color.

Speaker 5 (21:45):
Would I comba? Like the one that matches me? Or
you want me to go dude full dark black? Dude,
dark black?

Speaker 4 (21:53):
Please please, dude. I feel like if you did that,
you would get a call from Paul Thomas Anderson immediately
saying we're doing there will be blood too, right, you
would blood? What's his name? What's the dude's name in
the movie Planes View? Yeah? Oh, I pulled that out.
I think I'm right, Yeah, I think that is right.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:14):
I watched that the other night.

Speaker 5 (22:16):
And he's like, we're doing a whole thing about drinking
the milkshake. The milkshake it's in the mustache.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
And kurtles, this is a hot topic too, go ahead.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
So I watched it the I literally watched it two
nights ago because Quentin Tarantino came out with his list
of favorite movies from the twenty first century. Yes, and
I was like, oh, you know what, I've never seen
there will be blood. I've never seen it.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
Hell, that's kind of cool.

Speaker 4 (22:40):
I think I've only seen I've walked in on like
on people watching it, right, and I've sat down and
watched so on VR or never watched the whole thing, okay.
So I watched the whole thing, okay, and then you
know how it is when you have a kid and
you have to go to bed and you're like, God
damn that he's going to get up so early in this.

(23:01):
So we stopped it and then we watched the last
like thirty five minutes the next night, and in that time,
that's when Quentin Tarantino came out with Paul Dano is
the worst actor in seg He's a limp dick loser.
So yeah, he's called him a limp dick. You guys,
what is the exact quote here? Todd find it for us.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
So I subscribe to the podcast. I listened to Brett
Eyston Elisi's podcast, so I heard it.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Oh, is that where he That's where he did it.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
Yeah, that's where this is all coming from.

Speaker 5 (23:30):
Is that he showed up on Brett Easton Ellis's podcast,
The Right of American Psycho, and he was.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Like, we were just gonna do something, but I like him.

Speaker 5 (23:39):
He goes, I just showed up and I've got my
favorite twenty movies in the last twenty five years.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
And Brett's like, oh, I didn't ask for that.

Speaker 5 (23:48):
I wish you told me, and then I would have
mine and we could have a thing. And he's like,
don't worry about.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
It, like let's just do this. And he's like, don't
worry about it. This is my thing. But ironically it's.

Speaker 5 (23:56):
Been like the biggest fucking thing ever because it's Quentin Tarantino,
one of our greatest saying what movies matter and what
movies don't of the last twenty years, or I should
say they're his favorite, right, and I'm yeah, And then
he just absolutely shits on Paul Dano and Owen Wilson.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
Dude, Owen Wilson got it too. Oh, I did see that.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
And then Matthew Lillard, Okay, now he's the Rillard.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Now he's a relevant Lillard.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
What happened that these dudes pissed you off?

Speaker 2 (24:28):
That's weird. That's fucking weird. You can't dunk on Lillard.
Dude's a fucking aledge Edge.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
He's our Shaggy.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
Absolutely, he's the shag Man. So I'm watching the movie
and then I come back after hearing Quentin Tarantino shit
on dog On and it did kind of affect the performance,
affect the performance for me. Well, yeah, then I'm watching
it through Quentin Tarantino's like hateful eyes when I thought
he was doing a pretty good job. Although Daniel day

(24:58):
Lewis is so, oh great.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
He's chewing it up. Yeah, you can't. Who's gonna battle that.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
You can't battle wrap him. He's a fucking absolute monster.
So it is hard to go toe to toe. And
Paul was pretty young in There Will be Blood. Yeah,
so you're like, okay, he's he's a kid. It's like,
this is this is wild to dunk on him this hard.
But I never liked Paul Dano's character in There Will

(25:25):
be Blood.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
I don't know, Well, he's a really pathetic person.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
Yeah yeah, But like I I feel like because I
think Tarantino goes, oh, you know who'd be good is
the guy Austin Butler Austin Butler o. And so what
I think he's saying is, well, I think he's saying
is that.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
It wishes he was hotter. Yeah I wish, Yeah, He's
like I wish Paul Dana was hotter.

Speaker 5 (25:46):
I know, I wish that character was hotter, more charismatic really,
because yes, because I think what they're saying in this
is that there's like people who have natural charisma, and
then there's just dogs. And people who have natural charism
can get a following, but you will always get eaten up.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
By that dog dog. And Daniel day Lewis character is
that dog who's like.

Speaker 5 (26:11):
Who needs to feel genuinely threatened by that character by
being like this little hot young guy who's got a
connection to God, and everyone's like going with church.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
I gotta fucking take this guy out.

Speaker 4 (26:24):
I see when you put it in that light, I
do understand what you're saying.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
I'm like, and I don't know who that actor is.
I don't know because I.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
Don't know if it's Austin Butler or not, but there
is something to be said about like a good looking
person who just the room he walks in and all
of a sudden, the room just goes to him. Like
remember when we saw Chris Hemsworth at that party when
we're callics first, this is my story. No, no, no, no,
we saw him together. You saw him at a house party.

(26:54):
But I'm saying when we saw him together at it
was some like comic at comic.

Speaker 5 (27:00):
I think this was that the MTV Awards, because we
were in a back room Taylor Swift was also in
that room, and they were both taller than everybody, and
it was like tower, you guys should fuck.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
Right now, yeah, make something. And I remember he walked
in and the room like turned and sort of was
just like holy shit, like look at this person. I
do understand what you're saying of Like, yes, Paul Dano
is not that guy. He's actually kind of an off
putting looking person where you're like, huh huh, huh, he

(27:32):
looks different. But that being said, I liked I liked
his performance.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
And he's amazing. He's not a bad actor.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
He's a good he's a very good actor.

Speaker 5 (27:41):
I think I do think it needed to have this
like young, vibrant, young person who just has the innate
magnetic whatever we call that, who is genuinely threatening.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
It can't it can't just be some guy. So this
is what Quentin said. He said, okay, he said Dano.
He said he is weak sauce man, which is that's
dad cold dude. Yeah, he's weak sauce man. He's a
weak sister. Austin Butler would have been wonderful in that role.
And then he's talking about Daniel day Lewis. He goes

(28:14):
so you put him Daniel day Lewis with the weakest
male actor in sag the Olympus Dick in the World.
Whoa the Olympus dick in the world. Dude. Imagine you're
Paul Dano and you wake up the next morning, you
just wake up and you look at your phone and
one of the biggest directors in the history of cinema

(28:35):
just calls you the Lympist dick in the world.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
Oh my god, it's gotta be personal.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
That's rough. It's gotta be personal.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Or they have a or they have like a film
coming out that we don't know about, and this is
to stir something up.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
It just seems so left field.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
D Dano needs to play Tarantino in a movie, now.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
Yeah, that would be kind of sweet revenge.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
And by the way, Dano in was that to Tarantino?

Speaker 4 (29:00):
Yeah, very good. Every sentence is j Leno. But I
like it all right, Yeah, Kyle was Jay Leno. That's
the same guy to me.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
Gian Dano in Escape of Dana Mora was.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
I also think Dano in The Batman, I thought his
riddler is fucking great.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
Dude, he was good.

Speaker 5 (29:18):
And dude, do we even need to go back to
Girl next Door. I would love he was one of
the other friends. That movie is the Fucking Bat.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
And I never saw the Beach Boy movie, but I
know Kyle would be on here being like, Oh, you
was fucking great in that.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
I really need to see that. Yeah, the Beach Boy movie,
I don't even know.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
Yeah, no, I was saying, who Kyle, But you know,
it's called Love and Mercy.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
Thank you for the beach I really want to play
Brian Wilson.

Speaker 5 (29:40):
And then he bags on Owen Wilson and he goes,
I don't like Owen Wilson because he liked he named
Midnight in Paris. It's one of his favorite twenty movies.
And he goes and you know, I hate oh Wilson,
but I.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
Like the movie.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
And then I watched it again. I kind of like
Owen Wilson after that. My dog, Oh that's right.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
But people are firing back on Quentin Well.

Speaker 4 (29:59):
People are sort of miscasts. You see some sometimes you
watch a movie and you're like, Wow, that's such a
great actor, but they're so not right for this role. Yeah,
or like and it's happening a lot nowadays where that
they'll cast fifty year old actors in the roles that
should be for a thirty five year old guy story wise,

(30:22):
story wise.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
Yeah, where you're like, this is not the story for
a fifty five year old person.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
Yeah, they're like, it's weird that you're just getting married
and just talking about kids and you're fifty five years old. Yeah,
and you're like, maybe you should have started a few
years ago, but they're.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
Just going to college.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Tommy Lee Jones is freak boy.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
I think that people, And look, we know how a
business Jones is buying school supply.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
I do.

Speaker 5 (30:46):
I do love the idea the it used to be
reserved for people who are about thirty when they're like,
I'm going to my ten year high school anniversary or
whatever or high school reunion.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
Renion Anthony Hopkins in The Bachelor.

Speaker 5 (31:00):
And by the way, when when you're twenty eight going
to your ten year high school reunion, you might have
not gotten where you want to go yet, right, But
when you're fifty and the movies about you going back
to your high school Reunionitean McKellen is the bad What
have you not solved at fifty?

Speaker 4 (31:20):
Well? But also, I mean is that movie even funnier?
Like everyone is just like very well established, and they're like, well,
you guys got married and had kids and had careers.

Speaker 5 (31:30):
Fuck, but it's specifically funny for that reason, as opposed
to the one that we all know, which is like, fuck, like,
I haven't gotten to where I want to be. How's
it gonna stack up? And then you go back and
there's like the rich guy who you find out at
the end of the night actually didn't make He's got
a fake rolex Da da da da dah. Yeah you
fuck right right.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
You fuck hello, Like, dude, we just we were on
the same soccer team. Here we are fucking You're not rich.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
I thought you were. It's a fake Rolex, it looks real.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Patrick Stewart is the Freshen Is that the star trek
dudek uh professor x b O. Come on, let's go down.

Speaker 4 (32:13):
I liked him when he had a little bit of
hair on the sides. Morgan Freeman is your college roommate,
the roommate dorm days. This is what Quentin to go
back with it because he said some crazy shit. He says,
I'm not saying about Paul dano in there will be blood.
I'm not saying he's giving a terrible performance. After he
just called him the limpest dick in the world. Yeah,

(32:34):
huh okay, and he had a moment later I'm saying,
he's giving a non entity performance.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
You lose worse, You're making me look up words.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
God, I don't care for him. I don't care for
Owen Wilson. I don't care for Matthew Lillard. Dude, fuck
crazy crazy one two three punch. What is on this
dude's mind?

Speaker 3 (32:56):
They just named Blake's Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
I know what the fuck?

Speaker 4 (33:00):
Yeah, I mean honestly, honestly, Uh, well, is it because
you kind of look like all three of those guys combined? Yes,
very much?

Speaker 2 (33:08):
So, yeah, absolutely what I just was he on coke?

Speaker 3 (33:13):
And how did you describe Paul Dano's looks earlier?

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Yeah, sexy and some so.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
Yeah, yea, was he on coke? What was the vibe?

Speaker 5 (33:23):
No? He is fully just leaning in. I mean Adam's
reading it with emphasis. He says it with emphasis and
just like flippantly like yeah, you know, And.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
I don't like that. I've never had it. I don't
like that.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
I mean, he's got he's got verbal diarrhea. When Quentin
fires up, you can't stop him.

Speaker 5 (33:40):
No, but this here, here's the thing about this podcast
is that neither of these guys care.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
Yeah everyone is writing, they're not.

Speaker 5 (33:48):
They're in their sixties, they're at the height of there.
They are icons of their crafts. They don't care if
they go, yeah, I didn't like this movie. I didn't
think this act was that good. I think that the
director fucked up here. Like and I'm not saying they're
always right, but but it's their opinion and it's kind
of cool.

Speaker 4 (34:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (34:08):
And in this business now where everyone has a podcast
and we all like work with each other, we pull
punches all the time about like what movies we did
not like or thought were bad. Sure, and didn't think
actors were as good as people say they are.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
Whatever.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
Yeah, but I mean he but he's to me, he's
not addressing the elephant in the room, you know what
I mean. Like, that's like a that's a very debatable thing.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
Dan, it was good.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
Fucking Lillard is great, own Wilson, Yes to you, Why
are those guys top of mind?

Speaker 4 (34:39):
Like why do you have that's fucking weird?

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Pulling Lillard out is wild?

Speaker 4 (34:44):
Is wild? That's weird. Well one because he's like Paul
Dano and Owen Wilson are huge stars. Yeah, Matthew Lillard isn't.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
That's what I'm saying. Like Lillard must have like dist
him at some point.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
Right, It's pretty crazy because Matthew lill is not that
big of a star anymore. He had his run in
the early two thousands, but now he pops up and
he's a character actor and he will pop up in things.
I've always liked him personally, and he's always good. He's
always good.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
But I feel like he just signed on to something,
like there's a big role like Landman or some shit.
Something's coming up for Lillard that I heard. So maybe
that was just he read the trades or I don't know,
like why I.

Speaker 4 (35:23):
Do want you to have Google alerts for Matthew.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
I do bro I shagg alert ever since SLC Punk
I'm in me too, SLC Punk Rock.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
It's rough.

Speaker 5 (35:34):
By the way, Tarantino's list is off. Yeah, his list
is off. And by the way, what is his list?
Todd give us his list.

Speaker 4 (35:40):
It's his favorite movies, so you can't call him wrong.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
He's kind of a dork. He's kind of a dork, dude.
I think he's revealed himself to be a dork.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
Kind of a dork.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
He's the biggest dork ever.

Speaker 4 (35:51):
But like he's a huge dork. But that's his thing
is he's a dork for cinema and he's a I mean,
his movie's fucking rule dude.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
Like he put a bunch of friends. There are some
of them. He put a buch of his friends, some
of them.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
If you're gonna if you're gonna hold him up to
Dano's performance at that level and be like, I'm looking
down at a lot of Quentin Tarantino movies are mid, dude,
they're mid what okay, glorious bastards mid inglorious?

Speaker 4 (36:20):
Mid Med.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
When's the last time you watched it? You've watched it once?
And that was twenty years ago? Am I wrong?

Speaker 4 (36:26):
And it was mid? It didn't come out twenty years ago?

Speaker 3 (36:28):
But what year did it come out?

Speaker 2 (36:29):
It has one scene that I I it's the movie
can exist because of the first scene. I'll take it. Okay,
two scenes, the bar scene as well. But the overall
movie mid Mid.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
It came out in two thousand and nine, So are.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Mid What was his last one? Once upon a time
in Hollywood?

Speaker 4 (36:47):
Mid Me?

Speaker 3 (36:48):
Watch it hang on? A second Blake, Blake, watch watch
it again, and I promise.

Speaker 4 (36:54):
You you'll go not mid I know it well, I
know it very well.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
There's two amazing scenes to amazing scenes, the bar scene
and the first scene with the people under the floorboards.

Speaker 4 (37:04):
Those are incredible scenes.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
Movie theater scene.

Speaker 4 (37:07):
Now the movie theater scene can go away. It's not
for you.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
It's not for me, mate, that's not for me.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
No mo I will say that. On this list.

Speaker 5 (37:15):
He's like cabin Fever, and I'm like, well, that's your homie, right, yeah,
like you just like that cabin boy. Now I'm a
listening cabin boy. Now we're talking, but people do like
cabin Fever. I'm not saying cabin Fever's bad. I'm just
saying his favorite twelve.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
Okay, go through the list.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
What's cabin Fever. I don't even know what that is.

Speaker 5 (37:31):
Fever's a movie where like kids are in the woods
at a cabin then like there's they start getting sick
and going fever.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
It's crazy.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
Yeah, well I could have that.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (37:40):
So his list is Blackhawk Down, which that's number one.
That's crazy that that's number But this is of the
twenty first century. Yeah, Okay, so this is just in
the last twenty five years. Okay, I do agree.

Speaker 5 (37:54):
I remember seeing that movie. I didn't love that movie.
But he's saying number one.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
I was listening to this the other night. I was like,
I gotta watch this.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
I gotta watch it. Oh, he's just saying I gotta
watch it. To me, he's just saying shit.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
So there will be Blood was number five, and I
hadn't seen there will be Blood, So I gotta watch it.
And you watched it.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
By the way, we never got like your take.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
It was very good. Yeah, I love it's very very good. Yeah,
that movie rocks. Yeah it's just a really well done,
great kind of boring. But I like boring movies and
boring things. I like it, so right up, my alley,
give me some boring shit. So Blackhawk down pretty crazy
number one. I disagree. That seems like at number twelve.

Speaker 5 (38:32):
Also, you gotta remember the directors. You gotta remember the directors.
He's Ridley Scott. He's going for directors each of these movies.
You go, Oh, okay, Toy Story three is his number two.
Amazing some people right there with three. I was talking
about that movie two weeks ago.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
We're letting Bo watch like an hour of TV at
nighttime because he starts to lose his mind right before bed,
and then you're like, hey, watch this, and he loves it.
So we've been watching like forty minutes of whatever animated movie,
and of Rambo, of RoboCop, of just some things to
put him to bed. Yeah, just some things to put

(39:09):
him to bed.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
Its centipede.

Speaker 4 (39:11):
So we watched Toy Story one. We're halfway through Toy
Story two. Now Toy Story two is just okay, but
I'm excited to get to Toy Story three. Yeah, okay.
Then we got lost in translation number three.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
Good movie.

Speaker 4 (39:24):
So I haven't seen that one. I watched that one.
I wonder if you like that. It's a hang Yeah,
it's a it's.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
A hangout movie. If you like boring movies, you'll like it.

Speaker 4 (39:33):
I do like boring things usually, this one's really boring.
Though that one's really boring. I might not love it.
I don't know. Dunkirk rules awesome, Dunkirk fucking rules.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
And again these are director's.

Speaker 4 (39:46):
Movies, and Blake, you hated Dunkirk.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
I thought I was gonna like it a lot more.
I will say, Okay, I remember being like, huh, it's
like fractured.

Speaker 4 (39:55):
There will be blood, which is pretty fucking great. Zodiac,
which is very great.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
That thread up your alley.

Speaker 5 (40:01):
As far as boring movies, yeah yeah, it's I mean
in a in a good way, in a good good way.
And then it's just like you're just in a world
you're watching it happen. There's no like crazy movie plot.

Speaker 4 (40:10):
Drive by the way, Unstoppable at number seven, what's that?

Speaker 3 (40:14):
I can't that's a movie, But I like that movie.
I saw that in the theaters for wait, what is
that is that?

Speaker 4 (40:20):
Mark Wahlberg, Chris Pine, Oh, love me some Pine. I
remember TJ. Miller TJ Miller when I was doing stand
up and in the stand up world a lot, and
also trying to get into acting. This movie came out
in twenty ten, so it was right before.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
So you were more in the stand up world than
the acting world at this point.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
Yes, yes, yes, absolutely, yes, And so I and TJ
was the guy who was booking, was the stand up
who was also booking movies, and I remember being he.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
Was getting into the movie world.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
Yeah, yeah, I remember him getting Unstoppable and being so jealous. Yeah,
like not I didn't hate the guy if I was
like TJ. But I was, I was like natural stand
up vibe. I was like, oh, ship, dude, how can
I get in these movies? This, this big goof is
getting in these movies? How do I He's super funny,
he is very funny, and he's a character too. Yeah, insane,

(41:19):
he says, true lunatic is how do we describe it?

Speaker 3 (41:22):
Like an insane characters?

Speaker 4 (41:24):
An insane person? Then Mad Max Fury Road?

Speaker 3 (41:27):
So wait, did you ever see Unstoppable?

Speaker 4 (41:28):
Now?

Speaker 5 (41:28):
I never I never saw a Stenzel Washington. It's cris Pine.
I believe Rosario Dawson's in it as well, like Back
at the Headquarters and TJ. And it was Tony Scott exactly.
So again it's he's going with like directors and Tony
Scott directed his first movie ever, or maybe it's not
his first movie, but like true Romance, right, so.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
Yeah, he's putting his homies on here. Which what are
you gonna do?

Speaker 4 (41:52):
So Mad Max fury Road banger might be number one?
Sean of the Dead again banger Midnight in Paris. I
like to just fine, I.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Don't know that one.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
I'd like to just find is that a is that
a sex movie? No, Hot, Hot, hot hot? Then you
know that's that's your boy, Owen Wilson.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
It's Woody Allen. It's good. It's a feel good movie.
You watch it. It's Woody Allen. Again. We're going with
big directors.

Speaker 4 (42:15):
Here, I'll say. And then Battle Royale two thousand, Kenji
fukash Yeah, he ripped that ship off. You got it,
he ripped that ship off. Fukushakku fukushaku yea saying it's
based it's basically Hunger Games before Hunger Games. Yeah, and
like right before Hunger Games apparently two thousand and they're
both books.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
It's like very it's very kill Bill too wright. Isn't
that the girl with the spike ball?

Speaker 4 (42:39):
Wasn't that also what Running Man was?

Speaker 3 (42:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (42:41):
But this is like teenagers right on an island? And
then Big Bad Wolves never heard of it, Big Bad
Wolves twenty thirteen, don't know it. Some foreign director can't
pronounce their names?

Speaker 3 (42:53):
Is that the Israeli one?

Speaker 4 (42:54):
No way to tell?

Speaker 5 (42:55):
Okay, because there's one that was like the movie Prisoner No.
Thirteen is Jackass jack Guess Jackass two is better? Wait
he has Jackass on Okay, I'm back in.

Speaker 4 (43:05):
It just got me. Then School of Rock.

Speaker 5 (43:07):
I mean, we gotta remember remember Jackass. Have you guys
laughed harder? I mean I will, I got a couple others.

Speaker 4 (43:13):
But no, I think Jackass two is the funniest movie
I've ever seen.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
The hardest. I will say.

Speaker 5 (43:17):
Borat is also up there as far as laughing in
a movie theater uncontrollably.

Speaker 4 (43:22):
Mcgruber also up there. Yeah, yeah, School of Rock, The
Passion of the Christ, the Devil's Rejects.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
Dude, I saw Devil's Rejects in the theater.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
The Rob Zombie movie yeah, which I don't think I
ever saw, and also Passion of the Christ. My movie's
fucking cool.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
I mean, smell is good.

Speaker 5 (43:41):
But I'll put Apocalypto Apocalypto over Passion for Chuck a
Lot different.

Speaker 4 (43:47):
It's not Chuck a lot About to say.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
That thing flopped. I worked at Brendan Theaters when that
came out.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
Yeah, different movie. So it's just chocolate. Yeah, but it's
I believe it's Korean.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
Is it good?

Speaker 3 (43:57):
I've never seen it. I think it's a fighting.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
Then then Moneyball, okay, which let's go Oakland. Fine. I
rewatched it this summer usually in the beginning of summer,
I get a little baseball fever. But I also don't
love just watching baseball at home. Right, you hate the sport,
but you do get the No unless it's like a
team that I'm rooting for, I'm like, I don't really care, right,

(44:21):
I figured that one I put on a random baseball game.
That one's close to me because that's my home team.
But it had good it had some good performances. So
at the beginning of summer, usually I'll just go through
and watch a few baseball movies. Just again. I fired
that one up at the beginning of this summer.

Speaker 5 (44:36):
Good.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
When's the last time you watched The Natural? This summer
Big Naturals? I watched those? Love it. I love that movie.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
I love The Natural?

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Is that Robert Redford?

Speaker 4 (44:49):
Yeah? It is weird.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
It is.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
It starts off strange.

Speaker 5 (44:53):
It's a weird super natural movie. Even the guy who's like,
let me fucking see how much money you have in your.

Speaker 4 (44:59):
Pop I've never seen it.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
Watch it.

Speaker 5 (45:02):
You gotta watch it. It's a strange, like mythological type movie.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
But beginning the summer, love it. And then I rolled
that right into Field of Dreams and Field of Dreams
is a lot weirder than I remembered it being too.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
I'm like, those are the two weird ones.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
Yeah, and it's weird that Field of Dreams was so
popular because it's about these ghosts. Yeah, and then no
one could see them except for him, well and then
his family.

Speaker 5 (45:29):
Listen, this is here's my breakdown of why Field of
Dreams as hug, it's a wet dream for men everywhere.

Speaker 4 (45:38):
Men, I just want to party. Well, why did I
love it so much as a little boy? When I
watch it again, I'm like, why did I even like this?
Kevin Cox?

Speaker 3 (45:47):
Because it's well made, dude, let me just break this
down real quick.

Speaker 5 (45:50):
It's about a guy who becomes obsessed with something, which
is like a lot of guys later in their age.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
They get their hobby or whatever it is.

Speaker 5 (45:57):
The wife is like, we might lose the farm, but sure,
go for it, and he's like cool, and then he
gets to play catch with his dead dad.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:08):
It's just it's just every guy's fantasy to have a
wife sold the room, go crazy with your new thing.

Speaker 4 (46:13):
Crazy. Yeah, we can lose the farm, but yeah, hey,
we we believe you and we trust you. Yeah, and
by the way, your dad, Hey, wouldn't that be nice?
He's bad have a catch. But so I watched it
with my kids and it's a slow move.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
It's a slow They fucking leaned in.

Speaker 5 (46:32):
Oh yeah, and like my oldest kid, this is like
two years ago. Now as soon as they go, if
you build it, he will come. He leans over, he goes,
are they talking about his dad? He was like, uh,
just just just keep watching, just keep watching, just keep watching.
He's like, it's the dad though, right, And I got I.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Thought you were about to say he made a cum joke,
and I would have been I would have shed a
tear of joy.

Speaker 4 (46:50):
That would have been, yeah, we're not quite there yet.

Speaker 5 (46:52):
There.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
Yeah, just once they start, they don't stop you.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
You want to know a absolutely sane thing. I was
watching Weapons, Oh yeah, great movie my parents, another male
fantasy the other day. The Witch in Weapons, The Redheaded
Witch is the mom from Field of Dreams, Whoa and
the girlfriend from Uncle Bob. And my mom hated the

(47:18):
movie the whole time. She's like, well, it's not a
very good movie, but we're laughing at it, and I'm like,
I think it's a really good movie, mom, And she's like, ah,
I don't think anyone likes this movie. I'm like, I
think it has like a ninety three percent cinema score
or whatever.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
I don't like.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
I'm like, I think it's pretty universally liked it. She's like,
I don't think so. Your mom and my friends are
like you know, and I'm like, okay.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
But the whole time, she's like Paul Dano's a hack.

Speaker 4 (47:44):
The whole time, she's going, I know her from somewhere
like the and every time it'd be like it's jump
Scared and you see the Witch. It's like, my mom
is going, I know her from somewhere? Where do I
know her from? And I'm like, just watching the movie,
watching I know her? I know way to view that movie?

Speaker 2 (48:01):
Man with the Penny commentary, just the whole time, the whole.

Speaker 4 (48:06):
Time, incessantly like I know where what is she from?
I'm like, and she's and then I'm like, you want me.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
To look it up?

Speaker 5 (48:14):
And she goes, no, we'll figure it out, don't look
it up. We know it, and then don't watch the movie.
Spend the entire time thinking about that.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
And then an hour and a half into it, she
goes Field of Dreams and I'm like, oh, okay, I'm.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
Glad you let her have that.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
Yeah, was there a box of wine on the table
or something?

Speaker 4 (48:31):
No, No, in fact slapping the bag, Yeah, she's smacking.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
And was she based in I'm gonna go she slapped
the bag?

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (48:38):
And then after Moneyball goes Cavin Fever and then West
Side Story and I never saw West Side The Old.

Speaker 5 (48:44):
West Side Story is a banger. I think it was
my favorite movie that year. Well, it's a great to
see it, dude. I watched it by myself on like
a screener and then like everyone got home and I
was like, and.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
Your pants are around your ankle.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
Watch Side Story.

Speaker 4 (49:03):
Backpack was in front of the door. Get out of
town past.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
I know you gave him a seven so that you
could have four hours.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
I gave you the past.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
I thought I had time to watch a movie and
and what and and.

Speaker 4 (49:16):
You're back already? Boos are huge?

Speaker 5 (49:20):
No, that is I wish I saw that in the
theater because like the way it's directed, it's fucking awesome.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
But that's an incredible musical all time.

Speaker 8 (49:29):
Yeah, But like, and you love your musical, I do,
what's your favorite musical? Blake what's my favorite musical? Go dude,
that's a great question as a as a theater major.

Speaker 5 (49:41):
I mean, I'll just say Annie, and you love Annie,
Love Annie, Love Annie.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
I mean Book of Mormon was really good.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
You know, I think you guys could guess. I think
you guys could guess mine pretty easily.

Speaker 5 (49:56):
Is that a musical though, or is that a what
do they call a review where they just cover songs.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
No Book of Mormon had original, original shit.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
I'm talking about if, Adam, if you're talking about it's perfect.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
No, I got it.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
No, no, no, no, I know I would not would not.
Damn Yankees.

Speaker 4 (50:10):
No, dude, damn Yankees. Get out of the rent.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
No, no, no, are we talking movies? Are we talking plays?
We're talking play musical. Oh you're saying newsies, of course, No,
that doesn't count. We're talking.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
We're talking stage shows. It has to be a stage
show at this part. What I have mine?

Speaker 5 (50:27):
We're talking, we're talking about movies, and then suddenly you're
talking about stage plays.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
I'm on the stage, bitch. Okay, Okay, I know mine,
I've got it.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
I've got it. Okay, just say it, just say it,
and it is. It's the pinnacle. It's the pinnacle of
musical theater and some of the opera. Yes, it is,
of course. Is that real? Course?

Speaker 5 (50:49):
I saw that in Chicago when it came through, and
I was like, I thought it was amazing because it's
like a Broadway style play with all this fucking crazy stuff.
But the music when you listen to them now, it's
like half techno, half like opera.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Yeah, it's kind of fire. Dude, it's zimmer as.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
Wouldn't you rather have some newsboys standing up to the
against the man and little Christian Balo going parent new
shoes with satin laces? Are they were that Nazi Germany newsies. No, No,
that's swing kids, swing pitch. It's New York. It's I
believe the King and New York. Right when Twister came

(51:26):
out and it is a hot number. They're they're just
standing up against the the the owner of the newspaper,
and they're gonna start they're going to unionize, and they
go around to Brooklyn and Queens.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
They're playing stickball a lot.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
They say para new shoes and Wooden Bill.

Speaker 4 (51:43):
Does yeah right, yeah, yeah, yes they are points. Thanks,
thank you, thank you.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
Swing kids and newsies are the same movie to me.
They came out around the same time.

Speaker 4 (51:56):
I feel like I don't think of every They very
much swing kids, They very much like I've seen it.
I think I'm so brand loyal to newsies that I
couldn't possibly brand. I couldn't. I couldn't possibly couldn't. You're
such a newsy brode that. But that I loved that movie.
I know, I still know what I know, so what

(52:17):
I said it and the fact that you listed damn
Yankees and all these other ones, I was a little disappointed.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
I'm sorry I got there, though I wouldn't get there.

Speaker 5 (52:23):
Yeah, when you guys hear lists like Tarantino's, does any
part of it make you want to sit down? Not
sit down, but just think about what your top twenty
of the new millennium as far as movies are.

Speaker 4 (52:36):
That seems like too much, like I don't. I think
I think I would get to like number five or
six and then be like, what am I doing? Sure?
Sitting here just thinking about a list of movies.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
Yeah, I could be jacking off right now.

Speaker 4 (52:47):
What do I do? I can be jacket off, I
can put on the Ocoulas science.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
I think I'd figure out that I haven't seen that.

Speaker 5 (52:54):
That's Adam's new workout is the workout is moving the
furniture to beat off.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
I think I quickly figure out that I haven't seen
twenty five movies from the last twenty years.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
You have, you'd have trouble.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
I'd have trouble. I don't.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
I haven't seen you don't watch any movies those films.
I have not seen half of the films you guys
just mentioned.

Speaker 5 (53:14):
But I'm not saying you need to name the best
movies and be right about it. I'm saying, like you're
naming your top twenty of the.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
Last speed Racer.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (53:24):
You love speed racer.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
You gave me a speed.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
Racer visually stunning, visually stunning. Yeah, and John Goodman kills it.
Who does John Goodman? I didn't even know John Goodman
was any.

Speaker 5 (53:34):
Oh, you know who would have been good in fucking
Speaking of Girl next Door, Mel hirsh As as the
little kid, he's a little more.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
Best on square jaw.

Speaker 4 (53:44):
He would have been great and there will be blood.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
He's also a little unhinged in a good way.

Speaker 4 (53:48):
It's too short, yeah too. Emil's a great actor because
he's a really good actor meals.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
Yeah, Man, wasn't he the like runaway fucking hiker guy?

Speaker 4 (53:57):
Yeah, crushed it in the service. I had to turn
down a movie starring opposite Emil Hirsh earlier this year.
What the hell? Yeah? Loose sad? He was sad sad day.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
What do you mean had to because conflict.

Speaker 4 (54:10):
Or no, I physically couldn't do it, right, I physically.

Speaker 5 (54:14):
Because of your back, because of my back, or because
you and Emil Hersh are just twins.

Speaker 4 (54:19):
Yeah, well, we were going to play best friends in
the movie, and usually your best friends look exactly like you.
That's that's why we our powers combined make one decent
looking person. You can just plug it into AI. It's
all good. We'll get it made. Yeah, we'll get it made.
Any take backs, any apologies, any epic sleeams.

Speaker 5 (54:38):
Gosh, I want to apologize to Matthew Lillard on behalf
of Tarantina, Like, what are we talking about?

Speaker 4 (54:46):
And by the way, that's rough.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
I think we can all.

Speaker 5 (54:48):
Agree that there's like good actors, and then there's like
memorable actors, and then there's movie stars. Yeah, okay, I
don't know if Matthew Lillard is like a good actor
like a Philip symour Hoffman. But he's definitely memorable. There's
no one else like Matthew Lillard. I don't know if
he's a movie star of Matthew Lillard. There's definitely a
place he was for a minute. But what he starring.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
I mean, look SLC Punk, Yeah, yeah, Scream, the Scooby,
the Scooby movies.

Speaker 4 (55:17):
He was in some cool movies in the early two thousands.
He had his run, which a lot of actors do.
You look at an actor's career and you're like, oh,
they had like an eight to ten year run where
they were in a ton of stuff and then it
kind of fizzled out, and that's kind of where we
are at in our careers. I'm I'm pretty sure he
became like a like not a banker, but like a trader.

Speaker 5 (55:37):
Like he just started trading, like following the stocks and
trader did perfectly well for a long time, and then
came back to acting after his kids got.

Speaker 4 (55:45):
Out of school or something like do whatever, you let
them go.

Speaker 5 (55:48):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
I love that he could do.

Speaker 4 (55:49):
That's not something I would want to do at all,
Like I know people are like, yeah, and then I
got into trading I'm like, there's people that studied the
stock market for decades and that's all they think about
is the stock market. Let them do that, let them cook,
let them do that with your money.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
Here's what I'll say. I think people have other skills
besides acting. And that might have been his What.

Speaker 4 (56:11):
Would you guys do? Would work? Would work? Yeah? Interesting?
And have you ever worked with woold ever?

Speaker 7 (56:18):
No?

Speaker 4 (56:18):
But I just con sense that it'd be very good
at it. Yeah, I don't. I don't see that for
you even a little bit. Yeah, I've never seen you
like craft anything really or he.

Speaker 5 (56:31):
Comes back to the podcast with like fucking no fingers, like, yeah,
by the way, I think you'd be so bad at that.

Speaker 4 (56:37):
Pa.

Speaker 5 (56:37):
Definitely, our middle school shop class teacher had two fingers going.

Speaker 4 (56:40):
Yes, my shop teacher also is missing part of a finger.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
I mean, if you're in the shop that often, mister
Tretti didn't have an eye.

Speaker 4 (56:46):
We give flowers to all the shop teachers. I think
you want to dress like that and look like you
could would work, but you can't.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
I have an uncle who does it.

Speaker 4 (56:57):
It came very natural to him. So I think, you know,
the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. My uncle
did Heroin and died on the toilet.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
You would be you would be great at Heroin, I
guarantee it. I don't think i'd be that good at
her I think you'd be great. It's not hard to
be bad. It's too much of a butterball braggadocio. Can
you be good at Heroin?

Speaker 4 (57:16):
I think so, and I don't think I could be
good at it. If anything, I would be like a
meth head if I was going to do a drug
or a cocatte. I guess, but yeah, uppers. But so
you're gonna say would work because you don't have a
real answer.

Speaker 5 (57:34):
I mean, I guess I would just coach swimming, right, yeah, see,
I still love the sport. I think it's fun boys
and speedos something about it.

Speaker 4 (57:43):
You know what I would do? I would uh fire Isaac, yeah,
of course, and then take over Avalon and then actually
fire Isaac. Oh wow, and then be a manager. Yeah,
and then be a manager. Okay.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (57:55):
Good answer. And if I and if it wasn't that,
if I wasn't firing Isaac, multi whole different ways it
would be. I would open my own breakfast spot. That's cool.
Would just be just to cook some eggs and going
around table to table being like, hey you do, how's
everything here? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (58:11):
I drink yourself. I like that answer at them. That's
better than woodworking.

Speaker 5 (58:15):
I do love the idea of his spot being like
every half hour on the half hour at him sing
something I got. Everyone comes out of the kitchen like
it's eight thirty am and you're at this restaurant and
we're singing the song.

Speaker 4 (58:30):
It's either a breakfast spot or a steak restaurant. I
could do either. I'm liking these answers. No, no, no,
you got too much energy for the steak restaurant.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
I'm sorry. But the guys who walk around the steak
restaurant very reserved.

Speaker 4 (58:42):
How's your meal? Very good?

Speaker 5 (58:43):
No? No, no no, they fold when they fold your napkin,
it's a it's it's dinner and a show.

Speaker 4 (58:48):
God. And someone comes out. They play the piano, and
I sit on a stool and I threw cis cronum.
Would you like some more? Would you like some more coffee? Something?
And that's another episode.

Speaker 5 (59:10):
Port This is my intentions, my intentions. Why don't people
understand my attends?

Speaker 4 (59:25):
This is Blake putting together his Girl seven boob, grab
some lube and WoT some porn. Weird science,