Ep 275: Smile For The God Damn Camera

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what is most obviously,
very crucially important today on This is Important.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yeah, I'm not wearing pants. I'm jacking off. My dick
is in my hands. Everyone.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
I have my cell phone up my ass and I
keep telling my girlfriend to text me.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
I'm actually fucking my dog underneath the table. Let's go ow,
we'll do it a lot.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
I missed you, guys. Do not tell anyone I missed you, guys.
What's that about, dude? I don't know, dude. If you're
tuning into the YouTube, Adam's.

Speaker 5 (00:53):
I saw a video of Miley Cyrus like on some
I'm on a few I've lingered a little too long,
a few conspiracy videos that now the algorithm's like, you
like conspiracy videos, and it says.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
That Miley's an alien. She's like a lizard person you
imagine reptoid.

Speaker 5 (01:13):
Because she on the couch of I think it was
like a Conean O'Brien on cone In or something when
he had his talk show and she sat down and
she was like like being goofy with her tongue when
she's like, tongue is super long.

Speaker 6 (01:29):
Remember her tongue phase. She's like, I'm gonna make the
tongue my thing.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
She started it.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Yeah, she invented the tongue. She was like the first
one to do the tongue.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Uh yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
And so now my thing is I want people to
now think I'm a lizard person.

Speaker 6 (01:45):
Okay, yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
You're almost there. You gotta be a little more famous.

Speaker 6 (01:52):
I think they're gonna just think you're on ecstasy.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
No, I think that's right.

Speaker 5 (01:56):
I think I'm not famous enough to think I'm a
lizard person. You have to be so like, very famous
in order for people to be like, oh, it's like
when they said Tom Hanks was the one who was
in charge of the pedophile rings or whatever.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Can you imagine they picked like the guy who's least
likely to be in charge of the pedophile rings, but
the most famous.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah, well that's why they picked him.

Speaker 6 (02:19):
It's the guy from Howard the Duck.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah, yes, yes, it's that guy from Farris Beeler's Day
Off from Deadwood. That guy.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not it's not that guy
was taught caught with child porn on his computers. That correct,
allegedly I told.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
You his name was Jeffrey Jones. Bring up a photo
of Jeffrey Jones here, Todd.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
I feel like we've covered this because we I mean,
look at this guy.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
He's the guy, dude, we have. We have poor Jeffrey Jones,
not even jeff Jones, Jeffrey Jones.

Speaker 5 (02:52):
But even seeing him, would you We've talked about this,
but even seeing him in movies, you're like, that guy
is in the children like you could just tell science
you know what.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Though, and look, this is not condoning it what we
need if we need those guys in movies.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
Yeah, they do make creeps. There's something off and they
make the best creeps.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
They do make the best creeps anything for the movies.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
So if we could, if this is actually a good
a good like program for prisons or whatever, it's like
central casting. See we don't need im the prison and
I'm casting our real pedophile. Yeah, real deal. Be a
children's principle.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
I've always thought there would be really cool if, like
the prison system was, if they made a prison make.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
A children's show. I thought that would be like a
really good idea.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Like why are you saying that here? Don't even say
that out loud.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
I'm Sorry, that's such a great idea. Keep that. I
think that would be really cool.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
You got to take this to like, who are the
stand ups that do prisons, like Jeff Ross, Jeff Ross,
Jeff though Worthy, Jeff.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
The other, all the Jeffs, all the Jets, Jeff Die.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Jeff who's the other guy? Talks really fast? He started
doing stand up around the same time as you. Adam
isn't his name Jeff?

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Fuck?

Speaker 2 (04:17):
He was like off the wall energy whatever?

Speaker 4 (04:21):
No, that's Kyle Kyle.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yeah, yeah, you're right, Kyle, Jeff Kyle.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
Guys, who's the guy with the puppets? Please, Jeff Dunham.
We've covered that joke. Yeah, you got to keep up,
buddy already. Sorry, Jesus, it's early over here. It's early
over here.

Speaker 5 (04:38):
I'm two hours looking at Jeffrey Jones in the chat.
It's off putting, Like I don't like him being here with.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Us in the chat. You want him out of a chat? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (04:48):
If we could delete that photo there to thank you beatlejuice.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
I mean, the guy is good, dude, he's a goat. Goat.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Thank you, thank you Todd the goat. Yeah when you smile, like,
go ahead on that.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Yeah, a smile like.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
You're trying to break your teeth, like you're biting. If
your smile is a bite, you might be a pedophile.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
When do you learn?

Speaker 5 (05:18):
It's crazy to see you, you know, because I went
on Facebook for the first time in and in I
went on Facebook and you see your friend's kids, and
you like friends that I haven't seen since high school,
you know, and they just don't know how to smile yet.

Speaker 6 (05:37):
And you're like kids, the kids they smile like they bite.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
Yeah, they're like, when do you learn, like what a
what a smile is?

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Or I think there's two smiles, right, there's the smile
you make when you're smiling, and then there's a smile
you do when you're told to smile.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
Yes, yes, yes, sir.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
And I remember being told to smile like for photos,
like you're ruining this right, yeah, yeah, we don't do
that shit at all for us. It's like, all right,
we're taking the picture. However you look in this picture
is how you're gonna look. And if you want to
look insane or like you want to look grumpy or
whatever and not smile, that's what it is, right, and
we just do it.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
Okay, monster, that's my favorite.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
I'm not saying like I'm not say no, no, listen,
I'm not saying we say like, Okay, we're taking a
picture and however you want to look. But like we
just don't force the kids to like become something in
the moment that they're like, because then they're like, what,
I don't want to fucking smile?

Speaker 4 (06:29):
So progressive.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Well, it's just like we're really gonna start like telling
them how to look, just like just hey, we're gonna
take a picture. Looks how you want to look. If
you want to make a crazy face, great, We're gonna
look back twenty years from now and go, God, you
were always a little goofball and now you're now it's
your funeral. Yes, it all checks out, It all checks out.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
All checked out. Wow, dude.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Yeah, I mean I feel like we came from a
generation where you were supposed to smile during pictures, but.

Speaker 6 (06:57):
You do go through what age is it when like
you up.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
By the way, I'm gonna do that. I I know
I'm not gonna let I'm not gonna I'm gonna say,
fucking smile, Smile for the fucking pic, Smile for the
goddamn camera.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Smile.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
For the pick.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Yeah, I just say something funny. Instead of telling him
the smile. I try and say something funny and it
works every time.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
Okay, funny dad.

Speaker 5 (07:18):
What funny bits you have? Because I'm, you know, I
Bo's still so young. It's I'm we're still at the
level of like, are you a poopoo head? And he'll
lose his ship.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
I mean yeah, no, no, dude, it's right up that.
It's right up the it's right up there with that.
It's like it never changed. Okay, all right, everybody, we're
gonna take that, and nobody fart, please, nobody farts during this,
and then they're the laughing whatever. It's something Google, you know.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
Yeah, art comedy. I love that comedy. That would work
on me. Yeah, oh yeah. Holding your farts, I mean
holding your farts, dude, you do that on the red carpet.
You got me giggling, and Charlie's thereon is right next
to you gigging.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Wait, or or are you saying you're a photographer and
like Charlie's over here, over here, okay, holding your fart.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
Okay, just hold in your fart, do not fart, do
not far far. Why are you saying I'm a photographer
because I'm not famous enough to be on the red
carpet next to Charlie's. Well, yeah, because I'm like, wait,
what movie is in your mind where.

Speaker 6 (08:14):
You're sharing a red carpet with Charlie's.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
No, this is just like an MTB movie.

Speaker 5 (08:19):
Awards where there's just a cattle call, where it's just
one after another.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
I know, but why is she listening to you next
to I'm saying, like, as the person who's putting together
the photo, which is what we do as a family member.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
Yeah, yeah, that's right, that's right. But I was thinking,
you know how, sometimes inside your brat, I guess I
was sort of thinking that I'm in a movie with Charlie's.
I'm a big dreamer, okay, and I'm in this movie
with Charlie's and mad Max.

Speaker 5 (08:43):
You're standing right next to her, or I would probably
be three people away from her, okay. And then you say, okay, no,
one fart.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
Do you think in a group of photography? Do you
think in a group photo? And in Charlie's it's.

Speaker 5 (08:58):
Benissio Delterro, It's I mean, who else? Like so named
three other big actors Josh Gadd Okay, Josh Kadd's laughing.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
I got a feeling Josh Gadd's gonna say something funnier
than you.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
Sorry, Oh, he's gonna one up.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
Yeah, I mean probably smarter for sure, funnier.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
I don't know, Like you're gonna say, everyone holding your
farts and he's gonna and no one's gonna laugh, and
he's gonna say too late. Yeah, and everyone's gonna be
smiling in the photo except for you.

Speaker 7 (09:28):
Like this, you got goad again. Fucking dad. He pulled
out a Jeffrey Jones dad zookes.

Speaker 5 (09:39):
Uh, you know the I just read a thing that
gad the gaddinator and cures Kristen bell or Kristen Belle.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
You.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
I think it's Christian speak.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
You're true.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
Frozen.

Speaker 5 (09:51):
They're gonna make thirty million dollars per movie for the
next two movies, so sixty million dollars.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Hold up?

Speaker 4 (09:58):
Wow, Okay, isn't that.

Speaker 7 (10:02):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (10:02):
And by the way, I tried to watch Frozen the
other night. I was like, hey, bo, let's fire up Frozen.
It's mid mid unwatchable, it's mid it's way mid. Let
it go or let it snow or whatever that is.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Let it go.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
That is a ballad though, Oh no, no, no, the
songs it stuck with me. And I'm walking around the
house all of a sudden, I'm just like doing my
ship going.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Like the I go, then I go, does it slap?

Speaker 4 (10:24):
It slaps?

Speaker 5 (10:25):
But the movie itself, I'm like, this ship's kind of
fucking waring. Yeah, it's no Monsters Inc.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
It's Monsters Inc. God no, God, no, it's no Monsters Inc.
What are we doing here?

Speaker 2 (10:37):
It's no Toy Story three.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
It's no Toy Story one, two or three?

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Wait, so is Monsters Inc?

Speaker 4 (10:41):
Is that your fucking love me some Monsters Inc? Dude,
Monsters Ink is great? And bo loves monsters interesting.

Speaker 5 (10:48):
It's really he's he walks around the house all day
long monster monst.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
Because he thinks you're a monster.

Speaker 8 (10:55):
Right yeah maybe yeah, and he loves it.

Speaker 4 (10:59):
He loves it. So daddy's my monster. Yeah, he's not scared.
He's not scared. Have yet to find anything he's really
scared of.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Maybe I got to run that one back.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
I never really it's good.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
As Blake would say, I never really fucked with it.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
Okay, yeah, fucks with monsters a dude, it's pretty damn good.
Mike Wachowski.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
I mean Coco, Coco. After Coco, I'm like, what do
we even need to watch?

Speaker 4 (11:20):
Okay, Coco would be in my top twenty five, right,
there's no doubt I have not seen Coco.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Dude, Coco is hardcore.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
I am excited. What I'm really excited about.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
Having a child is watching all these movies. I was
off the Pixar train after I watched Up and that
was the last Pixar.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
Movie I've ever seen. But even before then, it was
I watched Toy Story and I watched Up and I
didn't see another Pixar movie, and I'm out, and I
said Latro, I was just a little old.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
I got back into it obviously with kids.

Speaker 5 (11:51):
Yeah, and now I'm like running through him, like really enjoyed.
And I'm bummed when because we don't let bo like
watch hours and hours of movies.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
So we'll watch forty minutes before bed when he's having
his milk, and I'm like, do I keep running this
movie back or do I pause it? And I watch
the rest of the Bow tomorrow, Like, fuck you man,
I think daddy stays up, you double dip. I think
daddy's daddy stays up with his milk. You know what
I'm saying, Yeah, Daddy's milk. I think I don't know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Do you know what do you guys?

Speaker 4 (12:21):
Are you guys alcoholics?

Speaker 5 (12:23):
And we know Blake is, but anders do you have
a a nighttime drink?

Speaker 4 (12:28):
Every nights are huge?

Speaker 2 (12:30):
I've been drinking some cans lately.

Speaker 5 (12:32):
Yeah, that's what I drink. I drink cans, c A, NNS.
This is I mean, I'm an investor, so I have
to disclaim that. But yeah, it is so fucking delicious.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
A little cannabis beverage.

Speaker 6 (12:46):
Did I hear that those are no longer legal in
California or something?

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Trump's coming for him?

Speaker 4 (12:51):
Yeah, yeah, something's happening.

Speaker 5 (12:54):
I you know, with all the money that I have invested,
which is more than I probably should have, I maybe
overextended myself because of the love I have for cans,
and then we were number one microdos beverage in the country.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
And then now Trump is gunning for us. For whatever reason,
we didn't we didn't pay the piper. Yeah enough, because
he was saying he's going to make weed legal and
then he back pedals and saying all the ship's illegal.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
I was having trouble getting it like delivered to me,
Like they were like, we don't shift to your area.
But then Emma figured it out and we get it
just delivered, so like we gotta finish them.

Speaker 4 (13:36):
And Emma likes the cans too. I like this. She
doesn't like him as much as not.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
As much as me. No no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
And I like that you like cans as well. I
didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
Every night, I just am like takes the edge of
I don't. I don't drink that much anymore. Yeah, I
just am like, yeah, but like I just don't. I
just don't do it. But when like I'm getting the
kids ready for bed, I'm slamming a can and hopefully
it kicks in by the time I'm under the covers.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
M I love that. Yeah, No, I'm kind of with you.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (14:10):
I don't really drink when I'm just at home chilling.
Like I've never been like a nightcap drinking type guy
that often. Every once in a while, I'll just chug
vodka right before bed, just to feel.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Something, just to feel the heart moving. Here.

Speaker 5 (14:29):
Lately, it's just been I drink, but I don't drink one.
I drink like five.

Speaker 4 (14:33):
Yeah, but you know what's weird.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
I I even in Vegas when we drink a bunch. Now,
my hangovers aren't what they used to be my hangars
when I was younger. My hangovers used to be like
epic and you're saying they're getting better.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
Yeah, oh wow, lucky.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
I just feel like groggy the next day. And I
don't know if it's because I'm not drinking as much
or and like used to go ham or what, but
like I used to wake up being like catatonic, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (15:05):
Well, in Vegas, I was wildly hungover, and I also,
for whatever reason, just and I would did not do cocaine.
I know it's gonna sound like I did, but I
did not sleep. It was like you know, sometimes when
you're drunk, you just will wake up at four o'clock
in the morning and then you're up and you can't
go back to bed, and you're like, what the fuck?
That happens to me? Kind of often now when I

(15:26):
drink and I'm like, this sucks. Sleep is most important?

Speaker 2 (15:30):
What is that they say? It's like the sugar wearing
off or something from some bullshit.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
I think what I realized is if I.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Go to ghosts. Sucking your dick is what it is.
Go ahead.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
If I go to sleep drunk, I don't get any
sleep that's even worth while.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
So it just seems like I didn't sleep. I just
get terrible sleep. I don't wake up early or anything.
I just feel like I haven't gone to bed. So
TA just put in the chad here about the new
THC limits on hemp derived fuck marijuana drinks. And I

(16:06):
think this will affect CAN.

Speaker 5 (16:08):
I'm not exactly sure, but I talked with the owner
of Can and he said it will affect us, but
don't worry. We're figuring it all out. And so I'm like, okay,
what does that mean? But we were in circle case.
We were in grocery stores.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
You could go to a whole foods and pick up cans,
and we were in these stores where you can also
just buy a case of beer and you could grab
some cans. And now I guess it's going to take
a year for the band to go into effect. Now
you can't do that, and you had to get it
from the dispensaries, which is annoyed and does suck.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
I mean, or you can go to website, as I said,
But do you think this is like if bud Wiser,
as in like bud Wiser doesn't get in this game.
Their name like Budweiser.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
Yeah, they're blowing it.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
They're blowing yeah, and the cancer green. But these youngsters
aren't drinking like they used to. They might be drinking
some weed, though, so get them the fucking game. Your
name is bud Wiser.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
Wiser.

Speaker 5 (17:17):
Perfect sense, It makes perfect sense. Uh yeah, I don't
understand the the weed hate. It was the fact Trump
just must have got a truckload of money from absolutely
the from the alcohol companies, the lobbyists. Ah, you think
they're going it must have been straight paid and that
I mean, that makes perfect sense. And then all of

(17:38):
a sudden he reversed course on marijuana when he was
saying I don't care, I think it should be legal.
And then now all of a sudden slips drinks which
are very tame. It's not like they're fifty MILLI.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
You gotta drink two to be like I'm stones, you
have to drink several. You can't drink one and feel stones.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
Yeah, no, no, no, Maybe Barren got into a case like
drinking a beer, you don't drink one and suddenly you're drunk.
You gotta drink eleven twelve, you gotta.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Like and you're the big for your drive. I like this.

Speaker 6 (18:10):
The face of the company has signed off on it.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
Go eleven deep, gotta go eleven. You gotta drink eleven
on or delicious women.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
What they call like tall boys or something like that,
big boys. Oh yeah, where it does have ten.

Speaker 5 (18:23):
They're called high boys hy boys there and then uh
and then now they have the bigger ones that are
called uh, not even bigger drink wise, but.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
They could Grandma dank dogs.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
You know.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
They're called hire boys, hire boys. Okay, give me higher baby.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
Jackie Wilson High Hi, baby, Babe, I gotta slam one
of those.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
I do miss smoking weed.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
Remember how fun it was talk about it when smoking
weed durs wasn't really a stoner back in the day,
but hot knives, when it was very illegal, when it
was like you.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
Could go to jail smoking weed. Really bad boys ship.

Speaker 5 (19:13):
And you and your friends in high school would get
so stoned in your car, drive driving around and you
would hot box your car and I had a convertible
top and we would park underneath the street light and
then drop the convertible top come out, billow out like
like the atomic like fucking hero Shimo.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
Baby, you were a little bone thug little I was like.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
It's got to.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
Put an atomic bomb, like oven in the Holocaust is smoked.
Not like that, not like that, not like that, not
like that, not like that.

Speaker 5 (19:52):
Uh, but just those moments and you're you're driving around
and then you have to listen to music that talks about.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Smooth's like nine eleven ground zero, like with tower too
fucking win down. I like that.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
I did not even like we're covered in ship.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
We're walking around not knowing what's happening. In a briefcase. Somehow,
I just watched it.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
There's a ringing in my ears.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
I'm being carried by a firefighter. There's blood.

Speaker 4 (20:21):
I just saw a dude jump like that, like that,
not like that.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
There's people landing all around me. I assume I'm so
fucking high. I'm so high.

Speaker 6 (20:30):
I'm starting to see people jump out the building due.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
No, I don't like that. I don't like that. I'm
watching Batman the Dark night. People are shooting at me. Somehow,
we're running for cover. Damn. It's like a school shooting.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
Bro. It's like the folk come out the barrel and Columbine.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
Dude, I'm sitting cross legged singing my ABC's and a
kid comes in and blows my friend away.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
You know what I was saying, Not like that. It's
exactly like all that stuff. It's like and I miss it.
I didn't know you, just like I wish this was real.
I wish this a real Uh yeah, it's exactly like
all that.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
And then you carry in Bubba.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
But the music you would play always also had to
talk about weed. Yeah, it had to be like bone thugs,
like thugs, Hi, hi baby babe, strip.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
You know, we can really ease your mind, right, I
just want to party. I missed those days.

Speaker 5 (21:27):
They that doesn't happen anymore because now weed is so
just accepted.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
You just sort of like puff on your little pen
or you.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
Also, the weed culture it just took a turn for
the worst a little bit because like, you know, I
DJed that like puff Con and that's like a dab
festival and it's just like, bro, you guys are so high.

Speaker 4 (21:46):
Dude, you're so high.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (21:49):
Yeah, which is awesome.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Hey, Blake, when you point a finger, there's three pointing
back at you.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Pald No, you're like you're like losing your bowels high,
like you're just it's just too.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
Strong, and you don't like the people were shiitting pants?

Speaker 2 (22:01):
Yeah, well I did. Did you sure that wasn't the base?
You were dropping bro gas?

Speaker 4 (22:05):
So this place that paid that paid you to come DJ,
you're now shitting on them. I'm not shitting on them.
I'm telling you.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
That he's taking a page out of your book.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
Player, I'm telling you that, like, like weed is one thing,
smoking flower, but like the scientific weed.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
Yeah, no, I don't fuck with it.

Speaker 6 (22:21):
I think it's I think it's too strong.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
I think it's like tweaked. Yeah, I don't really fuck
with dabs. It's it's tweaked.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
You know what though, Like, well, sure dab is a
different thing because you're just mainlining it, but like yeah,
yeah hit it last takes fewer tokes, isn't it the
same thing?

Speaker 4 (22:36):
Yeah, one dab, one dab will do.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Yeah, I know a dab. I know a dab is different.
Aren't you glad they're doing dabs instead of hot knives?

Speaker 5 (22:45):
Though?

Speaker 3 (22:45):
Has that ever come across your like, uh, your what
your algorithm where it's like the weed scientists and they're
like just like scraping these crystallized fucking thc like they
have it down to such a science that it's not
It's not weed anymore. Is crack is crack?

Speaker 2 (23:01):
It's all chicks doing pull ups?

Speaker 4 (23:03):
Sorry, oh yeah, mine's a lot of chicks working out.
Mine now is a lot of like AI, just huge
titted AI chicks.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
I'm like, this is this is not real?

Speaker 4 (23:18):
This is whoa?

Speaker 3 (23:19):
What does that affect the session knowing she's not real?
Or do you think it enhances.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
It's gonna affect it at first the session?

Speaker 4 (23:26):
Are you talking jerking off? Is that what you're saying.
I've yet to jerk off to AI women that.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
You know you think that you know? Thank you, Blake,
thank you.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
I'm pretty good. I'm pretty good at knowing.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Do you think like porno stars from like the nineties
or the two nineties who are like out of the game, Yeah,
will like lend their likeness to AI to still be
in porno. That's great, like Tara Patrick style.

Speaker 4 (23:52):
Yeah, you get Jenna Jamison back in the mix. She's bad,
he's bad, and she's better than ever.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
And like.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
Go ahead, gives her some true I feel.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Like every fucking animated porn thing. You're like, oh, this
is like a cool thing. And then it like scans
down and they have like a monster cock, and you're like,
what what is the crossover here? What can I.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
Eat it too?

Speaker 2 (24:21):
Just because you can give these women like two foot long,
double wide.

Speaker 5 (24:25):
Dickslake's perfect woman tits and a big tick.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Hey, sorry, I'm a reptile, That's true. I want my
chick to be a dude and a lizard. I want
it all, baby come out.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Like, yeah, I want to dab myself till I fucking
can't even see straight.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
Just beat off the AI lizard dick women fair enough?

Speaker 5 (24:51):
Yeah, well, I feel like, uh, hey, corn out, Like
porn hub has been around now for what fifteen years?

Speaker 3 (24:58):
Something like that, Oh my gosh, we have have to
do something for the fifteenth please, we have to do
something for the fifteen I.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
Actually did it. I wrote a handwritten thank you note
and I mailed it to them with.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
The spestos todd.

Speaker 5 (25:13):
When did porn Hub? I like, when did it? It
was launched in May May twenty fifth, two thousand and seven.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
I never forget, Oh, I never forget.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
So, my god, we're coming up on twenty years. Dude,
we have to do something.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
What are your twenty best pornos of the last twenty
years ago?

Speaker 4 (25:30):
Oh my god, I got the list. Nothing I feel like.

Speaker 5 (25:34):
Uh Heather from iHeart Deep Throat has to be, has
to be, it has to be up there one. I
was just talking about her last night last night. Yes, wow,
she's back, Okay, old or new old old.

Speaker 4 (25:51):
We were reminiscing.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
We were Melissa Midwest is in the mix.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
Melissa Midwest.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
You remember that. Uh oh yeah, she had a moment.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
Oh yeah, uh Blake, what why who were you talking about?
I mean, because I don't really where I talk about
my porno. No, this was a group said issue that
it's mostly just with you guys on the podcast that
we talked to the world.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
H dude, dude, my boy, dude, Christopher Min's blast, dude,
he's my boy.

Speaker 6 (26:21):
He's down, bro, he knows his ship.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
Okay, So Blake is shooting a movie up there in the.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Peg, putting him on blast.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
I don't think he minds, bro, We'll see. He's a
cool guy.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
He's very funny.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
Last Uh he's so tight.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
So you're how was the peg? You? You posted a
video that I thought was funnier, like the peg is
going off, and it was like it seemed like a
very d level New Orleans bar.

Speaker 6 (26:48):
Yeah, kind of weird, huh. That's why I was like,
what the hell?

Speaker 4 (26:51):
Yeah, and I'm like, well, it's in New Orleans.

Speaker 5 (26:53):
It's like the best of that type of music, right,
and then this seemed like a much worse version of
that hot and is that what Winnipeg is Like it's
sort of just the worst version of things we have
here in America?

Speaker 4 (27:07):
Or is it cool? I don't know, I've never been.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Are we saying this is like trombone music or is
this like Accordian music? Like way different stuff.

Speaker 6 (27:17):
Not zydocode.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
It was like horns and very much.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Todd. Will you put zyda code in the chat?

Speaker 4 (27:25):
I don't know what that is? Like. It was accordion
type of music from New.

Speaker 8 (27:30):
Orleans and from New Orleans and they play like they
literally play like uh like washboards and shit.

Speaker 4 (27:37):
Yeah, it's yeah, it's it's cool to go in and
watch for fifteen minutes and then you go, we have
to get out of here. I got it, Yeah, I
got it. I got it. It's a very got it.
This is cool to see and then we have to
leave because it's not great. Yeah, it's a cool subculture.
I mean, I could go on for hours about when dude,

(28:00):
I'm in I think it's I think it's my number
one province Manitoba, man of Snova.

Speaker 5 (28:05):
Dude, And you're just saying that because you're there and
you're meeting all the people.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
He wants free desserts at dinners and stuff.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
No, I'm gonna tell you why because all you eat
out here eat out is chicken fingers.

Speaker 6 (28:16):
Oh yeah, every meal is chicken fingers.

Speaker 4 (28:18):
Dude, I'm in heaven. I'm in head.

Speaker 5 (28:20):
So this is like a perfect place for like a
really really picky eaters.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
That's what you're saying, absolutely, dude. And they got like
elementary school kids who are super annoying and won't eat
anything else. It's a nine year old's dream out here, dude.
Every meal is chicken ten Sorry. So wait, so obviously
there's like canes here. What is the thing there there?
I haven't found. It's just every place offers chicken tenders.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Well, every place here offers chicken tenders.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Also, no, not like this, bro, And they have a
very specific sauce called honey Deal and it's the fucking
best sauce I've ever had in my life.

Speaker 5 (28:56):
Okay, I got some sauce for now that actually does
sound good. So it's all honey mustard and dill pickle.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
There's no mustard to it, but that is what it
tastes like. Yeah, it's just honey and deal oak to
honey deal sauce. And it's off the motherfucking hook in Winnipeg. Well,
honey mustard doesn't taste like mustard. Yeah, it has a
mustard flavor.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
Too, of course it does. Adam, what are we talking about?

Speaker 4 (29:17):
Yeah, this is like mustard, honey mustard.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
What do you think it tastes like?

Speaker 6 (29:21):
Yeah, it's got mustard in't it.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
It has this? I mean I guess so, but it does.
It's I don't really taste the sweet mustard.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Revisit it?

Speaker 5 (29:29):
Yeah maybe, yeah, you're right. I mean it's it's in
the title. But I don't taste a lot of the
mustard in a honey mustard. Well, it's not like a
yellow mustard.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
It's not like a yellow mustard. It's a honey mustard.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
It's a honey mustard, baby, that's right. And you could
get burying some honey mustard is more mustardy than others.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
And it's not like a dejon deit.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
Okay, all right, okay, all right, fine, fine, thank you.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
We won the battle. I wasn't gonna let that slide that.

Speaker 5 (29:54):
So that's the walk away from Winnipeg winterpeg.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
No, it's cool, man, it's it's it's surprisingly like, way
more culture than I thought.

Speaker 4 (30:02):
It's very diverse out here, which is fucking sick. It's
cold as motherfuck, and diverse means not all white people. Correct, correct, Okay,
and what is it?

Speaker 2 (30:13):
What's the dude.

Speaker 4 (30:14):
There's a lot of people from the Philippines. There's there's
a lot of like, uh, Slovenian people, Ukrainians, a lot
of Yeah, there's Parobi's on deck.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Because they're like, this reminds us of home. This is cold.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
Yeah, this is cold, dude. It is so cold.

Speaker 6 (30:30):
It is getting colder every motherfucking day.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
So remember when you used you've really come around on
Canada because you used to hate Canada. I was a
bit of a hits. You had such a hate for Canada.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
Yeah you said it had no history.

Speaker 4 (30:44):
Yeah you said it had You made a big statement
and you said Canada had no history.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
I still grill everybody about Canadian history, and they do
have a they do have trouble summoning it. I don't
think that it's really something that's too sticky, like.

Speaker 4 (30:59):
U history is rich. We got a lot of a
lot of rich history. I'm not sure Canada.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
I don't want you to elaborate, but go ahead.

Speaker 5 (31:08):
Yeah, I'm sure someone from Canada could explain how they
became the Canadian country.

Speaker 4 (31:15):
Yeah, but you think it'd be like tip of the tongue.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
Like I feel like you grill the average to the
United States citizen.

Speaker 6 (31:21):
They like know they can like explain how it all
went down.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Like you're a perfect example of someone who doesn't know
shit about American history.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
I do, bro, I know it started on the East
Coast with colon east and then we spread west. I
know all this, dude, I take it that I keep going.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
For what else? Coast started on the East coast.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
I know it started in the East Coast. I know
people are here and they've been here.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
I can do hey, get specific with it. I can
tell you whatever.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Tell me anything that wasn't in a song you learned
in first grade?

Speaker 4 (31:54):
What what? There's so much of it what do you
want to know.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
How many representatives are in that?

Speaker 3 (32:00):
No, that's that's stupid. That's Paula Okay, I'm not talking that.
I'm talking history.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Uh what's the Louisiana purchase?

Speaker 4 (32:06):
That was when we bought Louisiana from the French? Okay,
I think, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
By the way, I don't know if he's still the
prime minister or whatever, but isn't the Trudeau. Isn't he
running with?

Speaker 4 (32:21):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Katy Perry? Now?

Speaker 4 (32:23):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Is he?

Speaker 4 (32:24):
Are? They?

Speaker 2 (32:25):
Are?

Speaker 4 (32:25):
They?

Speaker 2 (32:26):
I say running with just to like to sound cool
and young.

Speaker 8 (32:29):
Yeah, oh my god, you don't say fucking you say
running with or hooking up?

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Now? I think they're like they're jogging partners.

Speaker 6 (32:35):
Really, that's kind of a hot couple.

Speaker 7 (32:38):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
I know who is Blake? Who is the president of
your country?

Speaker 2 (32:41):
Now? I thought it was Trudeau.

Speaker 6 (32:43):
They don't have a president, they have parliament?

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Right?

Speaker 5 (32:46):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (32:46):
Sorry, the prime minister of your country? I Todd?

Speaker 2 (32:51):
Who is it? Is it trueau?

Speaker 5 (32:52):
I think it's I think wild Blake. And I thought
you were a mister Canada.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
I'm not a citizen. I'm not you're mister Canada.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
I'm mister Winnipeg. All right, I'm not I claim Winnipeg.
Only at this point is the Justin.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Trudeau raves about bringing running partner Katie Perry to meet
Japan's ex prime minister in first joint Okay, thank you, Todd.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
Dounky political appearance.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (33:18):
And also, who gives a shit?

Speaker 2 (33:20):
What did you guys see the thing where the people
they say Dustin Trudeau is uh? Who's the guy Elizabeth.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
Castro?

Speaker 2 (33:28):
He's Castro's son, because like his mom used to run.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
Is that real bad?

Speaker 2 (33:34):
His mom used to go down to Cuba all the
time to like whatever. And they're like they were close,
and he looks just like Fidel Castro.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Oh, Adam's licking his lips right now. He loves a
good conspiracy.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Because this is a conspiracy. Okay, side by side picture.
Look at that picture.

Speaker 4 (33:52):
Oh yeah, Justin Trudeau and Fidel Castro. They do look similar.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
Maybe it's pronounced Justine.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
That's cool. I love a good conspiracy theory. I'm into
those now.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Castro Trudeau bruh.

Speaker 5 (34:05):
I I well, now that Kyle's is gone from the podcast,
I feel like I need to step up and be
the conspiracy theorist.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
I like that for you in the group. I like
that for you. You know what I didn't get? What
a flu shot? Well, why don't you cry about it?
My wife and kid got one. I didn't.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Why not you want?

Speaker 6 (34:21):
You want to get down with the sickness?

Speaker 2 (34:23):
Needles are scaring?

Speaker 4 (34:24):
Hey, maybe I'm an anti vax er now, who knows?

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Who knows?

Speaker 4 (34:28):
Who knows? What I wanted to I love that. No,
I just didn't want to get a shot. I was like,
fuck it, OUCHI it's a little OUCHI heavy, a little
bit of an ouch. Yet I don't want to get out.
I don't want to get it.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
I don't think I'm ever going to get a booster.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
No, why the hell, I'm done. I'm done getting the boosters.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
We're done.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
We're not getting boosted.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
I'll get it in fifteen years.

Speaker 6 (34:48):
No really, wait, you're talking of a COVID booster.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
I'm done. Yeah, Like when I'm susceptible, I don't think
at that point you're boosting anymore. I think, yeah, you
gotta re you re up the whole thing. What do
you think down to like one percent and needs to
be boosted again?

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Yes, I think that's Isn't that the whole point? You
get the first one, and then all you need is
a booster.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
You know what, you tell me the point of what
the vaccine was?

Speaker 2 (35:10):
You tell me, look, you tell me, you tell me.
I know that the states started on the East coast.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
Hey they did as colonies?

Speaker 2 (35:18):
Am I am? I not correct?

Speaker 4 (35:20):
Can you name the thirteen colonies? Sure?

Speaker 3 (35:23):
No, Virginia, Virginia, yeah, for sure, New York, New York,
for sure.

Speaker 4 (35:32):
I would. I would also have a hard time thirteen colonies.

Speaker 6 (35:35):
New York, Virginia's main clake.

Speaker 4 (35:38):
Let's not do no, not Maine. Maine was not a colony, no, no, no, no.
Maine was not a Rhode Island. Yeah, yeah, it has
to be. Why did Maine get left out? New Hampshire,
New Hampshire for sure.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
New Jersey, New Jersey, anything news.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
In that thing?

Speaker 2 (35:54):
Vermont if Vermont, I don't think so Vermont and Maine maybe.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
Not Massachusetts for sure. Yeah, Massachusetts was in this motherfucke
Ye oh yeah, big time.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
Connecticut. Philadelphia, Philadelphia is not upstate.

Speaker 4 (36:09):
Philadelphia is not a state. Pennsylvania.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
I think Pennsylvania was like the first one.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
Yeah, Todd, let's look now, okay, I had the list.
I had Adam, don't look at the REGOs. Oh you
don't want me to look at Okay, No.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
I think it goes down to Georgia. No, Florida, right, No.

Speaker 4 (36:27):
Well I did just peak at a list, so I
do know.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Let's start from the bottom.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
Virginia is the first colony. Hell yeah, it is winning.
I think that's their license plate. Virginia, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, Maryland,
Maryland for days, Maryland for sure, Philadelphia for sure, Philadelphia,
Rhode Island, Massachusetts, Connecticut, not Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, Massachusetts.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
And if you're is West Virginia.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
No.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
I think at the time that it was all just
one Virginia. There was no West Virginia.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
The size of that Virginia.

Speaker 4 (37:03):
We're at like nine. We're at nine right now. Damn really, yeah,
we're missing some well, none of us. The thing is
this Carolina.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
We're gonna Carolina. I said that, I said South Carolina.

Speaker 4 (37:14):
We did.

Speaker 5 (37:15):
People are going to be talking on us because they're
they're listening and they live on the East Coast. It's
so much easier to remember this stuff when you live
there and you go, oh, all my neighboring states, those
are the ones we were the original colonies.

Speaker 4 (37:30):
It's so easy for you, and you walk, you walk
past plaques every day. He's living in Oakland.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Blake's never left California.

Speaker 5 (37:37):
He never left California. Yeah, me and Durrs are Midwestern kids. Hey,
you ask me the bordering states of Nebraska. They know
all of them. Boom off the fucking tippy top tippy
top of my head.

Speaker 4 (37:48):
And could you do that, fucking East Coasters? There's no,
absolutely not no. I guarantee you you couldn't.

Speaker 5 (37:54):
There's zero possibility that you would know all the bordering
states to Nebraska.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
So fuck off. If we don't know the thirteen colonies,
so fuck the fuck allf so fuck off. We got nine.
Is it important what's in the middle of the United States? No,
not at all. It's not. It's not. Is it thirteen?
Conny's more important?

Speaker 2 (38:12):
Yes? What are we missing? Did we say Delaware?

Speaker 4 (38:14):
Oh we did not say there's a ten.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
That's ten? Okay, pole.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
Uh I was on Jeopardy, man, I feel like we've
said it.

Speaker 4 (38:27):
Yeah, all right here, Oh, Georgia's one. I said Georgia.
You didn't say Georgia, I said.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
I said, let's start from the bottom. Georgia, and I
said South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
Okay, now, okay, yep, yep, New Jersey. We didn't say
New Jersey.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
As we did.

Speaker 4 (38:44):
I said, New Jerseys dropped it.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
I think we've named them all.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
I think we got them all. Okay, So it's Virginia
was first sixteen oh seven, shout out Virginia. Then what
thirteen years later, Massachusetts they hopped on board. Then three
years later New Hampshire, then Maryland, then Connecticut, Rhode Island, Delaware,
North Carolina, South Carolina, New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, and Georgia.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
I think we just didn't have Delaware. Yeah that was
and I said Maryland at some point.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
Yes, yes, you said Maryland.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
Dude, that's crazy. We just know stuff.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
With the three of us combined, we can get ten
of the thirteen colonies.

Speaker 6 (39:22):
And I'm sorry, was Maine one of them? Did you say, no?
Son of them?

Speaker 2 (39:26):
No?

Speaker 4 (39:27):
No, Maine is Do you guys know the state capitals? No? No, no, yes,
I'm good. No, I'm very bad at that.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Blake.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
I stop, you don't hit me. Hit me with it.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
What's the capital of Maryland? It's not Baltimore.

Speaker 4 (39:40):
It is.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
I don't know. You could say anything.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
You could say anyone except Maryland, Maryland. I don't know
you could say train town. What do you mean the
first one, he says, is the only one that you
don't know. No, anyone but Maryland. No, try me with
another one.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Arizona.

Speaker 4 (39:57):
It's not Phoenix.

Speaker 5 (40:00):
It's well, Blake, I thought you were good and you
said I'm good with this.

Speaker 6 (40:04):
No, it starts with the tea, it starts with the take.

Speaker 9 (40:07):
What isn't the capital of Tucson, Tucson, Arizona?

Speaker 4 (40:11):
Is it? No, dude, I don't know. But I mean
I said I was bad, you said you were good,
and then.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
You yeah, you said I'm good on that.

Speaker 4 (40:18):
No, I am good, I am good. I am no,
I am good, I am good, I am good. Well,
it's early over here.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
It's early. I'm two hours ahead.

Speaker 4 (40:26):
And it's not earlier, dude, it's earlier here. It's one
pi later that I had a lake.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Call I had. I was out, like I was, I'm
gonna do you a solid. I'm gonna do you a solid.
You grew up in northern California.

Speaker 4 (40:37):
Oh, so Anna is saying it is Phoenix. Oh yeah,
I said that Phoenix. No, I didn't.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
You said it's not Phoenix.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
That was the first thing I said. I said, it's
not not Phoenix. Jesus, you were so dumb.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
What was the capital of Oregon?

Speaker 6 (40:50):
Uh not Salem.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Don't stop saying what it isn't.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
God, it's Sale.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
What's the capitol of California, Sacramento.

Speaker 6 (40:59):
What's the capital of Avada Carson City?

Speaker 4 (41:02):
Hey Todd says it is Salem. It is Salem.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Yeah, that's why I said, it's not not Salem, Carson City, Nevada.
Keep going, I'm here, I got it.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Don't have it.

Speaker 4 (41:11):
I do, Dude, I do. Dude. Washington, Dude, Washington is.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
Salem.

Speaker 4 (41:18):
No, no, no, not Olympia, Olympia, Olympia, Olympia. Am I right?

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Well? Who kiss a ship? That's a good whole song.
I know that much.

Speaker 4 (41:26):
Thank you, thank you. This is this is hot radio, bro,
this is hot.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
This is Blake knows the capitals of the two states
around him.

Speaker 5 (41:35):
Admittedly, the older I get, the more interested in I
am in American history.

Speaker 4 (41:40):
I'm like, do I just fucking dive?

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Do? I like?

Speaker 4 (41:43):
At what age do you go? Fuck?

Speaker 5 (41:45):
I remember when my dad, he was probably about forty
I think he was maybe younger than me. He just
bought all these World War two tapes. Yeah, and just
would sit in the living room watching World War two tapes. Yeah,
that sh it's important now at this at the time,
I'm like, this is so fucking stupid.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
Why are we watching these black and white tapes?

Speaker 2 (42:04):
Now?

Speaker 4 (42:04):
I'm like, do I do I fire this up?

Speaker 2 (42:06):
The Ken Burns American Revolution I think is dropping or
just dropped. So that's one to jump into with.

Speaker 6 (42:15):
Bo don't even watch that ship. That's well made and
all that.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
Just go on.

Speaker 6 (42:20):
Just go on YouTube, my favorite, my favorite platform.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
Huh and just look up like vets from those days
just talking to camera, that's what.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
Okay, cool because like just.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
Watching it, just coming straight from the horse's mouth is
just it's incredible to watch these guys talk.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
Well, hey, there's no vets from the American Revolution.

Speaker 8 (42:41):
Okay, but if you watch us like Vietnam or from
the Civil War, they don't exist.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
I thought we were talking World War two. I'm sorry
I missed that second part.

Speaker 4 (42:49):
Well, he just talked about the American Revolution and I
don't acknowledge that.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
But they have really cool people reading.

Speaker 5 (42:55):
And by the way, the world War two vets. There's
only like a hundred of them left, maybe less than that.
They're all ninety eight years old.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Do we make that movie where it's us and old
people makeup and like a building gets taken a trick Steward?
We want to invent a video game, but but we're old,
we're too old.

Speaker 4 (43:13):
Oh yeah, no, No.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Activision is bringing us in for like a modern warfare
because they're going to do like a throwback game and
they have to round up and.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
The building has taken over and we have to use
everything we know as an old person.

Speaker 4 (43:26):
This is a good idea. Yeah, I love this.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Like shoot preparation h into somebody's eyes.

Speaker 6 (43:32):
Yes, yes, dude, I like this.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
We have to go to the bathroom and luckily I
have my depends, so I'm able to just shit my pants.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
Right you put a diper over ye.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
With my shit in it?

Speaker 2 (43:46):
Yeah? Yeah, this is good.

Speaker 4 (43:47):
It's too much like nam.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
No one of us goes tell me you didn't poop
in that, and you go then I won't tell you. Yeah, yeah, okay,
I won't tell you. Don't far not come.

Speaker 4 (44:01):
Oh that's it.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
Each of us is from a different war and we
kind of are always arguing about whose war was kind
of tough.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
I'm not saying what war I'm from, but I definitely
have a German accent. And you're like, I recognize you
and recognize me. I was.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
You wouldn't recognize me. I was all the way up
in the tower.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
I was, I mean way up here. When you do that,
I see, seems like you didn't fight for the right side.

Speaker 10 (44:29):
Brother, But calm down.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
What else do you want to know about Winnipeg? Because
I am the number one authority murder peg baby.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
So there's snow on the ground.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
Well, okay, here's the other thing. When I was first here,
sounds like you might need some new running shoes.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
Yeah I do.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
Oh my god, I almost slipped three times, almost died
three time.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
I got you, I got you. I'll text you something.

Speaker 6 (45:02):
I'm on some like, yeah, I need some grippers.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
You can't not the sls not out there.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
That's the thing.

Speaker 6 (45:09):
And people are out here out here running in this
no like I see people.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
I know, they're just they're just used to it.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
Dude. I was just up into Oregon for Thanksgiving and
did the turkey trot like in the rain. Nobody gives
a shit. They're like, this is if we didn't go
outside in it rain, we would never go outside.

Speaker 6 (45:23):
Hold on, I think someone's here to clean my apartment.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Here we go.

Speaker 4 (45:27):
Oh hello, had them seen this video?

Speaker 2 (45:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (45:30):
Hang on, yeah, this is on the sixty fourth page
of porn Hub right here we're talking.

Speaker 4 (45:38):
This is when you're digging in the crate.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Start at the bag. Yeah, it's so clearly their girlfriend.
I'm just here to clean. Uh, do you want to
clean this? Oh?

Speaker 4 (45:48):
My god?

Speaker 6 (45:49):
That was that was wold? Good thing I had pants on?

Speaker 2 (45:51):
Oh my what? Sorry? Wow?

Speaker 9 (45:53):
Wait?

Speaker 4 (45:54):
Do you normally not have pants on when you do
the podcast? Doesn't matter? Huh.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
I'm not sure I know how to feel about that comment.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
Dude.

Speaker 6 (46:00):
That was the thing about all the Zoom stuff.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
Yeah, you didn't. You didn't have to wear pants during
the Zoom era.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
You know, you're at work and you can't say things like.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
That, remember, Yeah, Yeah, Tom, Dude, that joke, Dude, that
joke fucking fired.

Speaker 6 (46:15):
That joke was, as the kids would say, was lit
kind of dad core.

Speaker 5 (46:19):
It was fucking lit at the beginning of Zoom and then,
like I would say, day three of Quarantine, after you've
done like thirty five zeros. Then all of a sudden,
you're like someone would say it, and you're.

Speaker 4 (46:34):
Like, shut the fuck up and fucking stop stop it
with that bullshit.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
There had to have been a sketch that somebody did it,
or maybe this could really happen. Is like people were like, oh,
maybe I'm not wearing pants, and people all laugh, and
then the person who wants a bigger laugh is like, yeah,
I'm not wearing pants. I'm jacking off. My dick is
in my hands. Everyone hold up.

Speaker 4 (46:55):
They're like, whoa, Well, if he was jacking off, it
it was just a bit.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Yeah, Greg, I look, I'm shaving my pubs below camera here.

Speaker 4 (47:06):
Whoa, Michael, Michael, I'm actually a fingering my own asshole
over here.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
So, Jason, you're not wearing pants.

Speaker 4 (47:14):
You're not wearing pants. I'm figuring my own asshole.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
He said he wasn't wearing pants.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
Yeah, but yeah, but I have my sophone up my
ass and I keep telling my girlfriend to text me.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
Oh my god, friend.

Speaker 4 (47:24):
Oh my god. Yeah, Craig, keep dog.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
What are you doing?

Speaker 4 (47:29):
Greg? You doing?

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (47:30):
I'm actually fucking my dog underneath the table.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Jesus, Carl, what are you Jesus, I'm sitting on a
Simeon and I just came out of my buttole somehow.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
Oh my god, I opened the canon. I dipped my
balls in it, and my cat is just going to townel.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Oh yeah, god, Gerald, what do you Yeah?

Speaker 8 (47:49):
Yeah, yeah, come on, I actually just killed a guy
with my cock my dick knife.

Speaker 4 (47:53):
Oh yeah, he's dead.

Speaker 8 (47:55):
He's underneath the table and he's dead now because I
stabbed him with my dick knife.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
Oh my god. Fuck what Yeah. Anyway, anyway, he said
he didn't have his pants on. Myself, I do love
the ideas and be like, oh, Paul, you're on mute.
Oh sorry, I was just saying I killed the guy
with my dick. Okay. Oh oh you know he said
he didn't have pants on and everyone laughed mm hmm yeah,

(48:22):
uh huh.

Speaker 4 (48:23):
They liked that, all right, No one's laughing. Okay, Well,
first order of business, Well did.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
Anyone find those pos? No? Did that email go through?
I'll tell you what. I went through my dick through
the hole in my box. Oh my god, And I'm
jerking it now.

Speaker 5 (48:44):
Man.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
You were so dumb, Stephen.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
Oh you know we didn't cover is Thanksgivings? Did you
guys have a good Thanksgiving?

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Was the Thanksgiving all timer?

Speaker 4 (48:54):
I didn't get to have one, you guys, you had
an old timer?

Speaker 2 (48:56):
Uh? I love that.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
I love an all time Thanksgiving?

Speaker 2 (49:00):
No, it was fine, it was good.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
It was thorough.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
That's good, you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (49:05):
Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 5 (49:07):
Yeah, we had a good one. The family came here.
It's fun to watch bo. For whatever reason, he just
loves my father. Does that happen to you guys? Is
it like a boy's loving like old men?

Speaker 10 (49:20):
Like?

Speaker 8 (49:21):
Because my dad is like a gruff You guys know
my dad. He's like a gruff guy.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
Right, But he's a nice guy. That's important.

Speaker 4 (49:28):
He's a nice guy.

Speaker 5 (49:28):
He's a super cuddly bear. But he doesn't have like
a sweet voice. He goes, hey, buddy, gilim over here.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
They give Grandpa. They know the vibe, they feel the vibe.

Speaker 4 (49:39):
And then he does and I'm like, this voice should
terrify you. Yeah, but he just runs right to him,
gives him big hugs, sits, cuddles up next to him.
Don't you remember when you're a little kid, just like
nuzzling into like your father's chest hair and just sitting
there for a while.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
Yes, I know, I know this might come as a
surprise you guys.

Speaker 9 (49:58):
I don't have that memory, okay, or your uncle your
uncle's chest hair, don't have that member, yeah, Or Jeffrey Jones, yes,
how are the I remember pressing my face up to
the television during Howard.

Speaker 4 (50:11):
The Face it gets Jeffrey Jones, the known pedophile.

Speaker 6 (50:14):
Falling asleep and in his chest air. Yeah, you don't
remember that.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
I think my parents liked my kids when they were
really young, and then as soon as they got loud,
they were like, we're done here, can't We're done. We
can't handle the noise. It's too crazy. They're too old.
They're too old.

Speaker 5 (50:30):
I'm wondering if that's gonna happen over here because.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Your parents aren't yet seventies.

Speaker 4 (50:36):
No, not yet, but in like two years.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
But yeah, so they're fine.

Speaker 5 (50:41):
In five years, when Bo is like seven years old
and he's being loud as shit and my parents are
in their mid seventies, maybe they're going to be like,
I'm off this too much. I'm good science, Yeah, I'm good.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
Also, you gotta be careful what kind of toys you
buy them. There's some really loud ones out there, dude.

Speaker 5 (51:00):
The amount of toys that is being shipped to the
house for bow for Christmas, and you open them up
and you're like, this is going to ruin my life
cause hell, don't buy the loud fucking toys from China
that are just and then the voices and they're always
from China.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Loud, interesting, loud from America.

Speaker 5 (51:19):
Line them up, I mean whatever, just I mean like
cheaply made, like just like this stuff that you're like, oh, this,
he's going to break off a piece.

Speaker 4 (51:27):
He's going to swallow a bunch of batteries. Yeah, there's
gonna be a.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
Battery, battery. He's gonna eat the batteries. He knows just
where to go to get them. What month is his
birthday of February? Oh yeah, So look we deal with
the same thing because we got November December birthdays here.
I mean, the gifts they stack up so like they've
got all this stuff from their birthday and then Christmas
comes around the corner, if that's what you celebrate, and

(51:53):
and they're like, can't handle it. It's too many toys,
it's too many things. So we like really dial it down,
and I imagine it'll be the same thing post Christmas
in February having a birthday, You're like, didn't I just
get a bunch.

Speaker 4 (52:06):
Of stuff like you already have your shit kind.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
Of and then you just see like six months later,
three of those things still in the box, like in
the corner of the room, and you're like, yo, bust
these out.

Speaker 4 (52:16):
Look at this new thing. Yeah, you know what it is.
But they play with the box. They don't play with
the toy. They have more fun with the box. I'm like,
I should have just bought a box.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
Yeah, I'll give you a box.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
Come here, I'm chirking off under this.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
Well.

Speaker 5 (52:30):
You know when that's true is when they are like
six months old and can't do anything. Then they can
play with a box. But now bo is like, yeah,
cool a box. But then the actual toy, that's what
I'm gonna fuck with.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
But guess what when they circle back, when when they
have a younger sibling who plays the box, they go, oh, yeah,
the box. It's not a box, it's a race car.
It's it's a World War One bunker.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
When I see the kids doing that, then I remember
the box and now I'm playing with the box.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
We're all just playing in the box, and.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
I go, hey, guys, let's just show this little box.

Speaker 5 (53:05):
When I love is when I'm trying to talk to
the producers in the chat and I mentioned multiple times
I asked them multiple questions and then they don't you answer, knowing.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
How long have we been going? How long I've been going? Hello? Hello,
Sorry about forty minutes?

Speaker 4 (53:21):
Yeah, and then Todd just responds, thanks, thanks buddy.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
Any take backs, Todd, any apologies Todd?

Speaker 4 (53:29):
See, I thought we were going an hour and a half.
I was about ready to pull the plug.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
We're done here this one. I mean, last week we
just had a good time. We were on fire, it
was fun. We're coming on going to see you guys.
Now I'm like fucking saying, chow box out of nowhere.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
I mean, we didn't even did we even cover the
Las Vegas Live show. Did we even talk about how
fuck and dope that was?

Speaker 2 (53:51):
No, I don't even think we did.

Speaker 5 (53:53):
Maybe what a banger it was? It was very cool.
We had thunder from down Under.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
That was.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
They came on stage. They I mean, we must have
been double booked.

Speaker 5 (54:04):
We must have been double book because they stored in
the stage and they started dancing. We're like, hold up,
wait a minute, there's our couch. Our couch is already
out there. So we had to fucking dance battle. I
saw Blake's asshole. I shook my dick around. And by
the way, we all ripped our shirts off. Very sexy,
very hot. Even though I feel like I'm not in

(54:26):
my best shape right now, we all looked pretty good.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
It has to be said.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
Okay, we all looked pretty good.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
It has to be said.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
It has to be said.

Speaker 5 (54:35):
Seeing us from the crowd's perspective, you see the little camera,
you know, people are filming us with their little whatever,
their little phone cameras, and then you're like, oh, we're
looking pretty good, and Blake, you're.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
Looking really good.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
It's gotta be said.

Speaker 5 (54:49):
It's got to be said. Blake has abs for days.
I've been eating so much lately. I'm trying to kind
of plump up, and it's it's it's just it's.

Speaker 4 (54:57):
Your building muscles. What's happening, Adam.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
I don't disagree.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
You're finally feeding your your muscles. Yeah, thank you. I'm
not malnourished.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
I don't disagree at them. I was happy with all
of our showings. I think show. Yes, it's a showing
a dude, but it has to be said, it has
to be said that the Thunder down underguy's bodies, yeah yeah,
are so legit.

Speaker 6 (55:19):
They're just mountains.

Speaker 4 (55:21):
They're they're unreal. They're unreal.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
They were unbelievable. Nothing moves on them.

Speaker 4 (55:27):
Yeah, they're they're very hard looking. And I wanted to
talk about it on stage, but they really are from
down Under. This isn't just they're not just putting it on.
They're not just getting the biggest guy out there. They're
pulling from the farms in Australia and they are bringing
you hotvie.

Speaker 5 (55:43):
And literally it was like that he met a guy,
didn't you see say he like met a guy at
a bar and he was talking with him.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
It was very like just laying Maxwell. It's like, hey,
you know you should do I'm gonna bring in to
America and you're gonna dance.

Speaker 4 (55:58):
Baby, Pizza, pizza and you're gonna dance.

Speaker 5 (56:00):
And he legit just met a guy at a bar
and was like, hey, I never danced before, he had
never done anything like this. And he goes, you want
to come to America perform with Thunder dot Under and
we'll train you to dance. He's all quite the rig
and he's like, yeah, you got quite the rig, mate,
and he was like, oh yeah, sure, and then kind

(56:20):
of forgot about it and found the card like two
months later, and the cock man gave that, gave him
a ring or whatever, and then it was and he
actually did it, and he adds.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
The story with it and he goes, that was eight
years ago. I'm like, damn dog, you've been this jacked
for eight years.

Speaker 5 (56:38):
It's hard to maintain that level of jacked. I mean,
speaking from experience, it's hard to maintain that level.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
And one of those guys, I think the oldest, or
like the most senior guy, he was probably in his forties,
I mean, and he it's all diet. It's all diet,
you guys, it's just all diet.

Speaker 4 (56:56):
I'm so fucking hung.

Speaker 5 (56:57):
Could you imagine living in Vegas and uh not getting
blackout drunk five nights a week.

Speaker 4 (57:06):
It would be hard.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
Well, he did say that there's a pretty high there's
a pretty high turnover rate of mates fresh off the
boat who come there. It's Vegas, baby, they go ham
and then three months later.

Speaker 4 (57:17):
They're like it and they're Australians. So they're mad. They're
absolutely mad. They bunkers. They don't say that, oh yeah,
they're mental.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
But there's a little bit of a turnover of like
the newbies, he said, but if you're if you get
it and you get in the program too. By the way,
they're all stretching and I'm like, he's like I can't.
I'm like, oh, you got stretch. He's like, oh, for sure, man,
Like I've been doing this so long, Like my back's
all fucked up. They're all like, yeah, our backs are
all fucked up. And I'm like, doesn't seem that crazy

(57:46):
we go out there, I'm shaking my shit so hard
through my back out.

Speaker 4 (57:52):
I didn't know you actually did? You really did?

Speaker 2 (57:54):
Sat down on the couch and was like and then
woke up the next morning.

Speaker 4 (57:58):
Why didn't we talk about that? That's good podcasting.

Speaker 6 (58:01):
Now, I think he doesn't want to show weakness.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
Yeah, yeah, so that's why I'm saying it now.

Speaker 4 (58:07):
There's hate showing weakness.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
I like, I like weakness at a at a distance.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
At a distance.

Speaker 3 (58:12):
Yeah, are you better now? Or have you worked out
all the kinks? Or is your back still pretty tweet?

Speaker 2 (58:17):
I have worked out all the Kinks. I was telling
Todd this beforehand, but woke up we were out to
like three ish, you know, just before we saw Joey
Fatone and said good night. Yeah right back. I woke
up at I think seven thirty and was like, I'm wrecked.
I need to go down to the gym. Went down
there where they had like farra guns and phone rollers,

(58:39):
and just went to town on myself for like a
half hour.

Speaker 5 (58:42):
The fact that you went to the gym at seven
after going to bed at three that wild.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
That's very impressive, buddy, Yeah, wild. I mean I had
a truly horrible day the next day. Yeah, I was.

Speaker 5 (58:57):
I was wrecked. I also three days in a row,
so it was it was a lot.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
Yeah, you did three days in a row. But but but
let's talk about what we were drinking that entire night.
It was like one of everything.

Speaker 4 (59:08):
Yeah, it was very Vegas in that way.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
It was like beers beforehand or no. We had drinks
at dinner, yes, which were like Martine and I was
drinking Cosmos because we were at the Cosmos. Cosmos and
a beer at dinner, two or three beers during the show.

Speaker 4 (59:26):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
Then we went probably had a beer. After then we
went to that party. We were drinking whatever was getting
passed around and Margarita's. Then we went to Bruno Mar's
house party or whatever. It was his club, and I
wish he was there, and I'm drinking whoever got champagne.
I'm like, oh, this is a real good thing to
have at two am, after drinking all night, drink champagne.

(59:48):
Then I'm drinking like voga cranberries because it's just like
the bottle service situation.

Speaker 10 (59:53):
Perfect.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
Then I go to bed. How I did not vomit,
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (59:57):
And then the coolest part was, that's so Desposito. You've
got to queue that up. Blake Desposito by Luis Francie.
Uh is my wife's is Chloe's favorite.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
She loves that song.

Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
So he gets on stage, he sings it voice of
an Age. That's right.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
They are in person in the crowd.

Speaker 5 (01:00:18):
Was there in person in the crowd, gets on stage,
they play the house band they were kinky ring in
the bellagio is Bruno Mars club is Their house band
is electric And if I was getting married tomorrow, I
would pay all the money in the world.

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
To have these guys perform at my wedding. They were awesome.
They were fucking fantastic.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Yeah, there's a lot of variables in that whole situation.
If you were getting married tomorrow, all the money in.

Speaker 4 (01:00:48):
The world, I would pay a lot, a hefty true,
just there ask which I bet, I bet, I bet
it's a lot.

Speaker 8 (01:00:57):
They have this steady gig they you know, they probably
can't dip out, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
It's got to be four or fifty grand.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
Also seeing how tight they were, and you're like, oh man,
everything in Vegas is so fucking tight, like like just
everybody's on their shit, like the shows.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
And then he so dialed in for entertainment.

Speaker 4 (01:01:14):
And then you think back to what we did. We
were bringing the thunder Baby dude. Yeah, no, I know
the guy that books the room at the Cosmopolitan, the
Chelsea Theater, the guy that was like in charge of
the Chelsea Theater. When he saw the Wizards.

Speaker 5 (01:01:31):
Come on stage, Yeah, and he saw the Wizards costume him,
he goes, wow, bringing that Vegas entertainment. He said, I
don't know if that's exact quote, but he was something
like that.

Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
He was like dunking on us and not us the Wizards.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
But I didn't know what you meant for a second.

Speaker 4 (01:01:46):
Yeah, he's lucky. They don't.

Speaker 6 (01:01:48):
They don't come out the realm and fucking snap on
that for.

Speaker 4 (01:01:51):
Yeah, they might, they might. Hopefully they do again, because
I because we had a great time there. It was
we were allowed back. But so Luis Francie gets on stage.

Speaker 5 (01:01:59):
Then the guy and I'm blanket on his name from.

Speaker 4 (01:02:03):
Pranksters, Impractical Jokers, Impractical Jokers, the main guy. No, I
wouldn't say he's the main guy. He's not.

Speaker 6 (01:02:10):
He's actually not on the show anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
Isn't he the main guy?

Speaker 4 (01:02:13):
Well, he's one of the main guys. I think he's
the one not on the show anymore. Yes, he's the
one not on the show.

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
What is his That's why he's the main one for me?

Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
Goodbye? It was it was Joe right, Yes, Joe gotam
You did the show, didn't you blake? Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
I did, Yeah I did. So you know his name right,
He wasn't on the show when I did it. Oh okay, god, yes,
So his name's Joe Gotto. So I've met him a
handful of times. He comes over to me, he sees
me in our little booth area and he starts talking
to me, and he's like, I'm hanging out with Joey
Fatone and Louis Francie who just performed. You guys should

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hang out with us.

Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
But that was why. As the club was ending, it
was like three am, and it's everything's winding down, and
we're taking off from We're like, we're out here, and
we walk out and they walk out at the same time,
and we're feeling good.

Speaker 5 (01:03:00):
And then we're walking all the way back to our
hotel with them because they're staying at the same hotel.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
Through like the casino tunnels and all that.

Speaker 4 (01:03:08):
Yeah, So we walked for like fifteen minutes with with
these guys, the longest walk, and I find out that
Luis Francie, who has this whole like he seems like
the most Puerto Rican man alive, went to high school
with Joey Fatone and Joe Gato, their high school friends,

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all of them in Florida, and they were in an
a cappella group in high school. Oh my god, this
is fuck.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
How is this not?

Speaker 6 (01:03:38):
That's Illuminati, dude, that's Illuminati.

Speaker 4 (01:03:40):
Yeah, damn Audio.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
That's crazy. That's when you learn, like uh, Randy Moss
and Homeboy White chocolate played like, yes, high school basketball
all together.

Speaker 4 (01:03:58):
Yeah, that's a cool link.

Speaker 5 (01:04:00):
You're like, what, Yeah, yeah, just like two of the
most freak athletes were just homies. Uh, and you know
it makes sense they're pushing each other and that Louis
Fransie and Joey Fatone were pushing each other to be
singing legends. And then Joe Gatto was like, I'm gonna
do comedy. I'm like, I'm hidden cameras, I'm out.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
I'm just watched my big fact Greek wedding the other night.

Speaker 5 (01:04:23):
Yeah, so I thought I thought that was very weird.
But Louis Phronsie great guy. And uh is there any
take backs, any apologies? And the epic slams here?

Speaker 4 (01:04:32):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
Why is Todd Louis.

Speaker 4 (01:04:35):
Fonsi Phonsie Fonsi?

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
You know, I want to take back the fact that
I doubted myself on on any of the capitals.

Speaker 4 (01:04:46):
Obviously I did. I kept I just kept saying on that, Yeah,
you doubted yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
I did, though I would my my first My first
instinct was the correct instinct.

Speaker 4 (01:04:55):
And I gotta learn to trust my first capital of Indiana, Indianapol.
I don't know if that's true, no way to tell.
There's no way to tell.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
My kids are like always like, what's the capal stone?
So I'm like, that's your job.

Speaker 4 (01:05:09):
You that's for it is. You tell me, bitch, I
know what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
I'm not telling you.

Speaker 4 (01:05:14):
I was right.

Speaker 5 (01:05:14):
Uh, India's a fun place. I've had some good nights
in in Indianapolis. Absolutely, Taser gang your shrimp cocktail. Yeah,
I feel like I stand by everything I say. I
would like for people to believe that I'm an alien,
like I'm a lizard person.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
You're sorry that you weren't. That's your apology.

Speaker 4 (01:05:32):
Uh yeah, I want.

Speaker 5 (01:05:33):
I guess it's not an apology, it's a it's a
want from TI Nation to really think I'm a lizard person.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Any takebacks apologies are hard wishes. If you wishes, if
a hard wish, I got a hard.

Speaker 4 (01:05:47):
Ti I Nation.

Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
If you could just start putting it in the streets
that Adam is a reptoid, that would be really helpful
to his brand and Adam you need to buy some
of those contact lenses that make it look like you're
a lizard and also split your absolutely that did that
dors had in game over me?

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
Remember, Oh my god, and I was like, put them on,
wore them for an hour, was like, we can't't do
we can't do this.

Speaker 4 (01:06:10):
And if you're listening now, did that not make the movie?

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
No? No, I was going I was going to wear
like snake, I like vertical pupil contacts the entire movie,
and I think not mention it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:26):
Yeah, we just wanted you to be a fucking kind
of a weirdo.

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
You wore them in the in the flashback scene. That
didn't make the movie, right, Yes, I think you do
have them.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
On and you guys were like, why are you wearing
the I think I had them on, and we're like,
let's just make it so like I put them on
to be cool and you guys hate them and I'll
take them out later. Yeah, because I was like, I
can't wear this the entire movie. They were.

Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
Yeah, they were like driving my eyes crazy. I think
we have them in like the very first scene.

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
Adam kept like rubbing on me and I was like,
this happens, Well, this can't continue.

Speaker 4 (01:06:56):
And now it was one fellow lizard to another.

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
If he gets married tomorrow, he'll pay the world and
boys all the money in the world.

Speaker 6 (01:07:04):
I now have my fingers up my ass.

Speaker 8 (01:07:08):
Yeah, I'm fucking killing I'm almost out my kick knife
underneath this table. Uh well, Blake plays out with some desposito,
but okay, what I want to That was another.

Speaker 5 (01:07:24):
This dude, Oh my god, and his voice is so
silky smooth.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
This kid doesn't really kick in, huh No,