Ep 276 : Jelking For Idiots

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what is most obviously,
very crucially important.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Today on This is Important.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Dude, you can find me in the clurb.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
I'm gonna be real with you, brother. I'm ready to
deliver pizzas again. Yeah. I'm actually just gonna go on
my car and jerk off to these men taking their
shirts on and off, and I might gelk for a minute.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
It's important.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Gut you guys.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
So blake, you just said before we got on the podcast,
you said I have had zero sleep. Is that because
you've been working or you are outlay?

Speaker 2 (00:53):
I'm on death row, don't you see. Don't you see
my film quality.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
The record label?

Speaker 2 (00:58):
No, the death row. I'm the real I've been in prison.
I'm coming to you live. You do kind of look, Yeah,
that's what looks actually pretty scary. They're putting you up
in a real shithole or what's going on? Yeah, it's
a hostel. Yeah, the rest of the cast. It's pretty cool,
Like the rest of the cast is in like a beautiful,

(01:20):
really nice hotel.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
I just signed me up to being a hostel. He's like, dude,
it's punk rock.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
You're gonna love that, dude. Right right? Were you working
last night? Is that why you say you're sleepy? Yes, sir, Yes,
it's because what's today? Right? Today's Friday? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
I actually have the day off today, so I'm pretty
hyped on facts.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Yeah, bitch, actors just don't even know what fucking day
it is, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
I'm in a time for text like I have lost
complete track of days times.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
I'm just in a snowball over here.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
M That's my favorite moment of those movies where they're
like they're like, not where when am I?

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah? Baby?

Speaker 3 (02:01):
When they have time traveled and then someone like gives
them a newspaper and they go fucking crazy looking for
the date on it.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Oh yeah yeah yeah, I live for that ship. I've
been in one of those movies would you do? Yeah,
when we first met?

Speaker 3 (02:13):
And what can you just take us there? Now?

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah? Kive us the scene? Dress it up? Okay. So
I go to buy a blueberry red bull.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Okay, and it didn't exist, and I'm like, what do
you mean it doesn't exist? Or like blue red bull
doesn't make blueberry red bulls, And I'm.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Like, whoa they do.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
This they because they did the same thing in inception.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
I yeah, blueberry red Bull based, Yeah, very famous.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
So it was like a nod and a wink too.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah yeah the original draft. Instead of a spinning top,
it was a red Bull can blueberry.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
And then the shining when the elevator opens. That's code red, right, sir,
you were here last night? Yeah, he's time travel to
the future and the past when the ballrooms.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
You were here last night drinking a rock star, sir,
is just sampling every fucking energy drink.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
I like that. I feel like the Simpsons must have done.
They did everything.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Come on, they really have, they really have.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
I will say, I'm I'm back drinking and energy drinks. Okay,
I know that, I know, welcome back. I know, uh
not as much obviously, one every few days or so.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
But well, they've run out. They've run out at them.
They can't serve your dude.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
They've gotten so good, they've gotten infinitely better than they
used to taste. Okay, what how when they were already
so good?

Speaker 4 (03:45):
They used to taste like energy drinks. They would taste
like a specific.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
But tarine was heavy, yes, yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
Like monster, tasted like a monster. Now you could just
drink lemonade and it's energy lemonade. Sorry, it's like I
think I think C four does it and it's just
called classic lemonade.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Hello.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Okay, well that's like a pre a pre workout. What's
an energy drink or does four just do energy?

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:09):
I thought four was a pre workout.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
So what they do energy drinks that you can use
as a pre workout.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
That's a look, it was gonna be a little bigger.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
But where are the guns, bro? That's happening? Did you
just walk through TSA. No, it's the shirt that that's
making you look so scrawny. What happened?

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yeah, my god, Jesus, I mean this is a football jersey,
so I guess something. Yeah. Maybe anyway, Yeah, four, you're
looking mad. You're just tuning in now.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
My arms are huge, Grandma Jesus Christ, No, because I've
seen your arms not like a month ago, and I
was like, oh, yeah, jerseys look a pretty jack. I'm
always you know, gauging ya jacks my bros are and
how jacks they aren't.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
And I was just thinking DRS looks pretty jacked. But
right now he looks like, yeah, Graham, that's really more.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Of the I'm a try guy, you know, I'm not
really a bye guy. Yeah, that's not what I Anyway,
I look good. Adams back on energy drinks.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
Yeah yeah, but and I've tried a handful of them
now at the gym, and they're.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
They're all so tasty ghost energy. Have you had these
energy drinks? Oh yeah, I got again.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
I thought this is a pre work.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
I know, yeah drinkss Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Sorry, I know that pre workout has caffeine in it, right, right,
but I think these are not energy drinks. They are
pre workout drinks with caffeine.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
No, what's the difference? Please? Can you can you? Can
you draw a line? I mean they saw my gas stations.
What's the difference. I don't think they.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
I could be wrong. I don't know the difference for
a pre work that would be that it has like
some creatine and it's got like amino acids and other ship.
You know, energy drink is just straight up the blood
of children.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
So four thing is life gave us lemons, We blew
them up. Meet the official energy drink of summer. Oh okay, ye,
delicious energy drink right in the time.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
And so here's my question, is that Four's energy drink, okay,
or is that I'm just asking? I just want to know.
So a lot of.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Work for the company, buddy. All I know is it
says energy drink. Act you're damn you're acting like it.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
It says it's energy drink on the can, and then
I drink it. I have energy, and I go to
the gym. So I'm using it as a pre workout
because that's where I want to drink an energy drink.
But if you wanted it to start your day, I
guarantee you it would be fine.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
And you're not going to be Jesus.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
I'm just trying to stretch this episode. Man, we got
we got to do today.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Okay, it's four minutes. Yeah, stretching already.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Watch We'll see you at fifty four. Okay. Well, and
so you're gonna go harder than ever on these things
because they're just better. Can you be like an energy drink?
Somalier Zin?

Speaker 2 (07:10):
If anyone could, I feel it's me.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
But I I'm a little wary because you know, I
went off the caffeine about a year ago, and I
was off for several.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Months because what the heart heart, Your heart was palpitating.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
No, it was it was because of the themselves themselves,
and you got to bring the inflammation. And by the way,
I will say, uh, I've never looked better, never looked
or felt better than when I was off caffeine.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Sure they wasn't drinking. I feel like I got lean.
I got like.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
Leaner than I just can when I'm doing all the
other stuff. And uh, I'm like, oh, this is so
much healthier.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
But I hated it.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
And to be honest with you, Bud, you you weren't
very funny.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Oh yeah, you're funny.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Every time you thought you were being funny, Blake and
I would look at each other and go, oh my.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
God, I don't give each other a look. He's he's
not even eating steak. This guy's not funny. He's not
drunk all the time. Yeah, no, it was sad. That's
not funny. We need to have his go go juice baby. Yeah,
well I love it too, So I'm back on the sauce.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Okay, I like four What was the other one you dropped?

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Ghosts ghost ghost energy. They make a lot of I
like ghosts. They do.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
They're the ones that do the good like collabs, like
they'll just say, like, yo, this one's sour Patch kids,
And yeah they have a sour patch kids that come
on liquid sour patch. Imagine if that was around when
we were kids. Oh my god, I would just be
taking that to the breaking dome.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Well it just got me excited because when you walk
into my gym, it's a giant wall of energy drinks.
Like they have two giant free refrigerators that are just
chock full.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Like airport style, like the open wall one.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah, and you're just and it's bro. Say does it
say get you some? I wish it did say get
you some?

Speaker 3 (09:03):
I wish it did.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
I wish I did. I almost start saying, get you some.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
Does it have those plastic flaps that hang in front
of everything?

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Get you? No, it doesn't have it.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
No good, good good.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
I just a regular gym.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
Okay, but but there's so many different flavors and types
and I want to I want to try them all.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
You sure it's not a seven eleven, you're.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
Yeah, I'm just working out in a circle. K. I'm
just deadlift.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
I think that's what we're figuring out here. He's like,
you just grab.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
It's called a m PM.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
It's a twenty four hour fitness It's called a m
pm because it's open.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
Uh huh. Jugs of blue liquid.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Go in whatever time of the day, and there's a
ton of heavy stuff you can lift. There's cases of
by wizard, have you ever been in the gym?

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Seven eleven is open in seven days a week, eleven
months a year.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
I do want to see Adam doing what they call
them battle ropes with the fucking gas The gastation was
with fucking lovel Oh no, with the gas stations a
battle So dude, look at home, he's got the fucking gas.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Might have to gas hose workout, dude.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
If you could formulate a gas station workout, you would
go so viral.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Oh yeah, dude, Well what you do is you you farmer,
carry bags of ice until all the ice melts. Yeah,
and it starts you have to go. It starts to
get pretty easy towards the end. If you get there, yeah,
but then but then you're done. Yeah, but but you're
so exhausted by the time you get there. Yeah, and
then you better hope you're working out a hot day.

(10:36):
If it's the middle of the winter, you're fucked absolutely, dude.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
I do love that idea. What would that be called
if you had like a bucket with like a little
hole in it where the water slowly leaking. So it's
heavy but it's getting light.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Oh no, what does people do that?

Speaker 3 (10:48):
People do that? And I'm saying, what is the name
for that bucket?

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Bucket? Whole workout? Buckhole?

Speaker 3 (10:55):
It's like lifting with chains where like it's heavier towards
the top. I guess because you're now lifting more chains's
explain explains eccentric or.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Eccentric and decentric that you, guys, lipids lipids, don't like them?
Don't like lipid.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
Lipids macros macros macros.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
I know because of you guys. What wait, what are these?
Let's go back to what's a lipid? Is that a
workout you're saying? Or that's a No lipid is fat,
that's a type of fat. We don't like lipid. No
lipid is fat.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
It is fat? Yes, I like h a T. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
Sorry, we're from the nineties, hell nine. Whenever I hear fat,
I assume it's pH.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
I think I've heard the word lipid, Yeah, lipids, but
I haven't heard the other word.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
You said, eccentric, eccentric billionaire. What was that one? Okay,
so lipids are a diverse group of water insoluble organic molecules,
including fats, oils, waxes, and steroids. Give me some of those, baby,
I don't want that, dude. I'm watching that show Lioness,
by the way. It's fucking good, dude, it's good.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
It's what that tyler Taylor Sheridan should be doing instead
of the Landman.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
And you know, I don't even know what this is. Yeah, old, okay,
I know me neither. I didn't know either. But Zoe's
held on. I'm Morgan Freeman's in it. It's like a
cool fucking cast.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
And they run like a secret sect of the CIA
where they do they like send in this like woman
to like infiltrate a group of terrorists or whatever and
then killed the terrorists either by her or they send
in a bomb.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
And it's not nice. It's truly crazy stuff. But Taylor
Sheridan put himself in the movie or in the show.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
And this guy, the last time I saw him, he
was just he looked kind of like a cowboy guy,
and you're like, okay, yeah, he's like a cowboy type guy.
He created Yellowstone and you know, Hell or High Water,
which is one of my favorite movie.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
And that's a good tidbit to know.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
A handful of other cool things. Yes, that's right, he
wrote nice pull And now he's on so much tea?

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Oh is he a big boy? Has to be on
the most amount of tea.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
He's so red looking, and he had like there's a
lot of like. I think it's a show that both
women and men like. Men like because the action, and
women like because guys are always taking their shirts off
and they're all that. And then and then it's and
then it's like slow montages of men taking their shirts off,

(13:39):
putting their shirts back on, and under the guys of
like we're getting ready for war.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
You had me under the guys.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
Hello, hold on, Yes, you could just cut to them driving.
You don't need to see them taking their shirts off
and on and getting in and out of the shower.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
So it's a lot of that. It's just getting dressed.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
It like the last episode I watched last night, it
was like seven eight minutes of them like getting dressed
and showering.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
You see in my milk getting ready.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
For it's a good like.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
It's a tight shirt too, so they're like pulling it
down over the abs and stuff.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
And Taylor Sheridan is so naked in this and he
is so jacked.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
But in a way, the usher muscles the fuck me muscles.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
He's too old for those.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
Yeah, but he has muscles on top of them. Like
he's taking so many steroids or testosterone or whatever he's
on that the muscles are growing on top of muscles,
and now it's just like a slab.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Of the month.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
It's like the big muscle belly.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Yes, I love muscle belly. Muscle belly.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Guys, can you hold my hands. We're gonna do it.
We're gonna do it.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
I would love to. Okay, what age do we start,
because I feel like right now I'm too young, But
when it's.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
In poor taste to do it before fifty.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
You have to be gray. You have to be fully gray.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
I feel like fifty it's like a celebration. It's like
we made it.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
I think you have to be fully gray and then
you can start start really getting jacked and do your steroids.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
I don't know. What if you don't get gray.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
What if you don't get gray, well, then you missed,
you missed the bus. And I'm sorry, Oh, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
You gotta wait.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
You have to wait or you can dye your hair gray.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Adam does not like this at all.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
It's coming, give it, give it time. You have like
three gray hairs. I'm not going I'm not gonna go gray.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
It happens quick, it happens quick. Just trust me, Just
trust me on trust you.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
You don't have a lot of gray hair. I'm telling you.
It's happening, man, it's happening quick. Wait till. I can't
wait for you to go fully gray. Me too. I'm
gonna look like a wizard. You're gonna look like such
a woman.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
Like who's going Who's gone great? Recently?

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Going Gray?

Speaker 1 (15:50):
That's our next podcast, Going Great Gray?

Speaker 3 (15:55):
But we just talked about Gray's anatomy.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
That would be sick.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
Who's Gone Great? The best? Like, I'll just right off
the bat. This is a throw This is kind of
a throwback. But it was like when Ted Danson showed
up in Saving Private Ryane and had like white hair.
Everyone was like, Okay, let me it's Ted Danson in
Saving Private Ryan. Hang on a second, has his hat off, hair's.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
White, and you're like that kind of throws me off.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
I need like three minutes to just get back to Frank.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
I kind of don't remember him in Saving Private ryne Ie.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
It's too old.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
I feel like I feel.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
Like that would throw me out of the movie because
he's such a television I know, you could do both,
but back then you couldn't do both. But also he's
such a TV actor, right, it's just a little.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Strange to see him for more than thirty minutes at it, Right, Okay,
you like your dancing in doses?

Speaker 3 (16:48):
They did put Norm on a stool nearby, just good
in his regular costume in the middle of a war.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
That's fucking cool.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
Pielberg fucking sends it bro.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Like hey, Norm, and then he fucking throws a grenade.
That's fucking cool.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
Has the dad from American Pie ever looked Richer? Eugene Levy,
he looked he's gone gray fully and he just looks
like a male prostitute. He looks so fetching.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Oh and that's rich to you.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
Well, no, no, no, like silky.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
He looks like what like a male like a male
prostitute is like, that's what you imagine a rich older
man to look.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
Like like if he was like an old male prostitute. Okay,
he would be working, you know what I mean? Not
like the corner, not like a teenager on the corner
with like jeans hanging off his ass.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Well, what do people? That's fine, that's fine. What do people?

Speaker 3 (17:42):
He's not like not like a not like Blake, like
a little Blake the.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Area, bro, you know how we do it in the bank,
twinky Blake.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
But he just he just seems like he's finally found
his look.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
And Okay, Isaac has a good one here. Okay, he says,
what about John Isaac the second half of the latest
Jackass movie, when Johnny was totally great.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Johnny Knoxville gracefully, gracefully, I like that because he's that's
not great, that's white that he went, you went, oh,
so now we're doing we're saying white and gray are
two different things.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
But now okay, well it's one of the same. But
I'm saying he went super.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Super splitting hairs at that point. What about Clooney? Oh
my god, what about Colonell? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (18:30):
I thought that was a subtle, that was like a
long we kind of we rode that with him. I
feel yeah, Well, Timothy Olaphant is suddenly gray. Yeah, it
looks sharp.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
I think people who are like tan and gray.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
You think are we gonna go gray? Do you think
do you think the three of us are.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Going I thought everybody does. Doesn't everybody go gray? If
you don't die your ship, isn't it like inevitable?

Speaker 3 (18:54):
Like everybody? But Howard Stern?

Speaker 2 (18:57):
Oh shit, I feel like you don't. There could be
level to it. Some people go very gray. Some people
like Sultan Pepper if he was a Sultan Pepper.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Some people are are salt and Pepper, gray, go fully bald,
Spinderella gray.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Yeah, I don't know. I haven't checked in on them
in a while.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
Right, God, can you believe none of us went bald? Unreal?

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Yet It's true? Yeah, it's a phenomenon.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
How did we find each other?

Speaker 2 (19:22):
We are in our forties.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
Blake Like my dad every time I asked him a
few times ago that he was here visiting, I'm like,
when did you go bald?

Speaker 2 (19:33):
And He's like, I mean it was probably about your age,
And I'm like, oh, Dad, I did the math. I'm like,
when I was eighteen years old?

Speaker 3 (19:43):
When when you got this?

Speaker 2 (19:46):
You got this when you were my age. I was
eighteen years old and you were so bald into.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
The math and his brain bricks.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Yeah, and you were so bald when I moved out here.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Can you imagine having an eighteen year old right now,
by the way.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
I know it's absolutely crazy, but you were so bald,
and you were so bald when I was like eight,
So you're bad at math and knowing like how old
you were.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
What was he like, I was shaving my head, dude,
that was that wasn't really bald, No, no, no.

Speaker 4 (20:16):
Because because for a long time he just had like
a swirl here like Charlie Brown. Yeah, like just like
a it just he didn't want to shave it, but
he was just like a little puff of hair.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
Because as soon as you shave that, you're admitting you're
like it's over.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
That's cool, dude. That's the kind of shit I like.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
I like when dudes cling to the very, very very
last of the essence of their air.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Right, those are I hope.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
So because those are cuts you can't get in the wild,
or well, you can only get in the wild, like
it has to happen naturally, you can.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
We both just made the exact same.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
Those are hair style God can bless you with, and
they happen through Okay, So that's what in the wild
means yeah, in the wild.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
They only happened in the wild through living a wild
life wild the Lord's wild. It blesses you with that cut,
I say, I don't think people should be able to
get hairstyles. I think it's bullshit. Okay, I think you
should have to rock with what you are a hairstyle.
I am you, Yeah, you're a human hairstyle.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
I'm very aware.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Did you know on your call sheet for this movie
it just says hair guy, you're you're, you're, you're in
the top sheet. But I don't know. They don't your name.
I know they say, get the hair guy here.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
And where's hair hair rolling and we're missing hair.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
He's right, hair hair the hair man.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
No, no, no, no hair hair man, hair man. I should
learn his name, but I won't remember. You don't have to.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
Hey, guys, it's it's blake. It's not it's not shut
up hair, shut up hair, get on your mark.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
I don't think anyone's gonna go back because now what
is it called hair transport?

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Hair plugs are so good and so.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
But also the roguain or whatever. I know a dude
who got Rogaine Joe Rogaine, and he showed me pictures
of before and I didn't meet him with met him
with hair, and he showed me pictures and I was like,
fucking things, not really, but it was shocking how how
far he clawed back.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
To Really Rogaine has gotten so good.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Didn't I see a story in the news that like,
U c l A cured baldness like forever. Like it
was like, it's like a true thing. It's like baldness
is gone. They got us, okay, and that's a true thing.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
And because you read a headline, it sounds like, you
know the article you read a headline.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Is when I was opening my aol toad or Isaac
and it's real, look baldness cure.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Hell. Well no, it's a question. They go, did you
see it, like, just cure baldness, And if you click
on it and then it just says no, yeah, wait.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
And then do you see this person?

Speaker 2 (23:19):
It's me? Yeah, it's me.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
There's a guy.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
Oh, by the way, a guy who's like he has
no armpit hair. He shaves his armpit hair and then
he just plays with his hair. This is getting me wrong.
Card hello, right, can I ask you guys something. What
and no one listening to this will understand this? What
are they doing with this gift up top here?

Speaker 3 (23:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (23:40):
I don't know gift? What did we click? What do
you mean the link? Blake?

Speaker 1 (23:43):
I don't want to click links. God damn it, Oh
my god. This guy's AI for sure, right he must be.
Look at the way his forehead's moving. That is an
AI human.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
I was locked in on the eyes. I'm sorry, I
didn't see the forehead.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
I'm mostly so so it's this link about you see,
like maybe curing bald this. And then it's a twink
like gentleman playing with his tossling his hair. And then
I'm mostly intrigued by the shaved arm pits. Yeah, I

(24:15):
know guys do it. I know bodybuilders do it. I
know some Uh I hate it. I hate it.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
A guy with a shaved arm pit.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Yeah, a guy was shaved arm pit. I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
Do your thing unless you're gearing up for finals at
the Olympic Trials.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Yeah that's true.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
But how cool would it be if there's like a
really fast like German team and they all had super
hairy armpits.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
I would be rooting for them to win that swimming.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Anything anybody fast is cool.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Yeah, but what if they're super fast and they're just
covered in hair? Dude? Yeah, like hairy motherfuckers? Would that
be cool to sure? Here you are shaving your butthole
hair in a in a oojo bathroom.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
This is like, this is like Mark Spitz style. He
used to have a a huge mustache. Do you understand
how much slower he was because of that? Uh? Yeah,
I don't, I don't, I don't care. I would think
we go back to just regular speedos instead of all
the suits that like cover their body.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
What did the and the like?

Speaker 3 (25:12):
What are they jammers?

Speaker 2 (25:16):
That they're called jammers? Sweetheart? Wearing my jammers? That's I mean,
that's especially what I tell my son to go put
his jammers on. Ye for Jamma where dad is cheap,
we'll put your jammers.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
We say Jamie's, we say jamies and jammers. It's really
confusing around bed Ti Wow, God's wild, Oh God for you?
He comes in wearing a swimsuit. I goes, son, you're
going to sleep.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Blake real talk and I want you to be serious.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
And I know you say like you want your hair
in the wild, and YadA, YadA, if tomorrow it just
went your hair is falling out in clumps, and they go,
will Blake, if you can spend whatever what an amount
that you could afford, you will have your full head
of hair. No one will notice. You'll have to take

(26:00):
a few weeks off, no one will notice, and you'll
have your full head of hair again. Or hey, you're
leading the witness here, I'm talking to Blake.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Or you're gonna look like you're out in the wild,
like you said earlier, and you got a haircut that
you could only find in the wild where it's really
strangly on the sides and it's like and it's just
like a swirl right here, really, and uh, would you
then decide to do that and not be a hair

(26:31):
guy anymore? Or would you spend the ten grand.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Around you're saying like it's like falling out in like
in chunks and clumps and like sectors.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
It's going fast, Like within a month, you're gonna be
a bald old woman.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Because if it's like if it's like scullet vibe, like
you know, I have the ring around and then like
I have like.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
A cool wist, it's not hey, it's not cool. It's
not cool. You immediately look like the old woman from weapons.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
No, but she's fired, dude. That haircut is sick. No,
actually she has the red hair. Right, bangs. I've always
wanted bangs. So if I have an excuse.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
I don't know. He's talking about when the wig is off, Yes,
when is off?

Speaker 2 (27:15):
When the wig is wake.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
Goes straight up like yeah, no, like Pippy Longstocking status.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
Yeah, when she's wearing a wig.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Dude, you can find me in the clurb. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
No, be real, No, I think at that point I would.
I would shave my head. Yeah, I would bust. You
would shave your head and not just oh oh no,
I would take the miracle. I would take the miracle
drug and I would go.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
You would pay ten grand. No, he's not saying would
you take it?

Speaker 2 (27:38):
It's not a miracle drug. It's it's uh, it's hair
plus essentially, but then it's hair.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
Yeah. You gotta go to Turkey, right, it's Turkey.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
No, I'm no, you could do it here in the States.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Okause, don't people go to Turkey.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
They do go to Turkey.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
Do it? It's cheaper, it's cheaper, it's not just better.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Oh I thought it I thought they knew what they
were doing over there.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
I think they do. But also like it's cheaper and
it's gonna look legit. Yeah, to look, it's gonna look it's.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Gonna look as good, if not better than what I
got right here.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
A lot of people will say better.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
Yeah, yeah, I have the hands down.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
I think I would do it. Really yeah, I think
i'd do the procedure. Yeah, that's cool. Thank you, that's cool.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
And I'm like that you're being honest because I know
you want to say, like.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
No, no, I would do I want the cool with
wispy in the well.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Again, like I'm not I'm not totally afraid of the
idea of buzzing my head.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
I think that that could be a cool thing.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
But I do think maybe i'd want to buzz it
and like, you know, do it like pink sort of
like like flea or something like dude, but there's nothing
to die. Yeah, That's where I'm getting worried. I would
have to like tattoo my head. If you're an actual
bald person, there's nothing to die. It really is the head, right, Yeah,
you just feel like bam bam, bigelow.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
That would be kind of fire dude, your first tattoo
is gonna be on your skull when you're bald, so
then you can't ever cover it. Yeah yeah, yeah, like flames. Okay,
see see this is what I don't like. We're getting real,
we're getting in someplace, and then you make.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
Up a bunch of shit. What's the name of the
Greek stand up freak stand.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Up guy, Greek Sabros.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
I don't know him, but I see him in every
STAB video every day. Yeah Stavros. Yeah, he's made it
the look.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
See because it rocks what he's got. It looks fucking awesome.
I love it.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
But he knows what he's doing. Also, he's like he's
cultivated a look as opposed to like you've got to
being a guy who works at Wells Fargo who's like, uh, Janine,
can you pick that up?

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Like yes, But also he could have looked himself in
the mirror and gone like, this is not you know,
this is not the coolest hairstyle. But as long as
you embrace it and you love yourself for who you
are and what the Lord bestowed upon you, it works.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
Absolutely, That's what I'm saying. But he knows what he's
doing as far as mixing with like glasses from the eighties,
he's got hair and glasses from the eighties. We all
look back on the yes, right, he's kind of cracked
the code. You wouldn't just be like, I'll crack the code.
I'll crack my code.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
I would if I started to have like the clumps
and like that, I would probably start wearing a lot
of leather jackets, you know, like a lot of light
but blake.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
So you're now you got scared and you pivoted off
what you just said that you would do. Well, No, because.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
No, we're just adam, we're just talking. We're running through
the option. We're running through We're doing two episodes.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
We're running through the options.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
I'm just saying, Okay, I could make I could make
either of them work.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
You know, sometimes life hands.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
You lemonades and you got to blow them up and
you gotta make fucking Sea four lemonade energy drink and
just make it work for you. Because what if what
if I don't have the money, What if I don't
have the money?

Speaker 2 (30:51):
You do the transplant?

Speaker 1 (30:53):
No, no, you do, I know, but now we're going walking.
I'm let's put myself in different shoes.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Where we're not. Don't it's you're in your shoes. You're
not in different shoes.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
We're talking about you and your shoes and your life, right,
And what would you actually.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Do for real, not some made up thing? Would you
pivot and you know, maybe gain one hundred and fifty
pounds and become Sabros.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
If you're listening, if we were in person, Adam would
be holding Blake down right now.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
I've seen it with a look hanging.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
This is why we can't do it in one room.
I mean, it gets too physical.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
It just turn into boxing matches.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
Adam slams a ghost.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
What happened?

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Like you know when sports stars have to make big
decisions and they're like, I need time to be with
my family, and like, think about it. I would have
to be with my family and we'd have to discuss.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
It, right, But why is it that big of a decision?
Like we all know a ton of other comedians Adam
done it, Like Sandersonino has done it.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
THEO what the hair plugs?

Speaker 4 (31:58):
Oh yeah, THEO Andrew Joel McHale has done it like
five times. Every time I see him, he's talking to
me about hair plug. He's like the King, right, he
showed me photos of him before. Huh, it was crazy,
and then now he looks I mean, he's got a
great head of air.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Same with Santino. When Santino I kind of forgot.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
That he got them, and then he mentioned it not
too long ago, and I was like, yeah, I forgot
that when we were in the clubs together, like in
our twenties, you were balding.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
And then he just went and got it. I think
it's Uh, it's so just.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
People are just open and honest about it now because
it looks so good, like it would I feel like
you would want to You're like more scared of it
if it it turns out ugly, right, well, yeah, because
then you got to tell people I got hair plugs
and it looks like shit.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
But when it looks great, you're like, oh yeah, fuck,
I got it. Look look how great it is. Yeah.
You're hoping it's not something that you always have to address.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
You know what, though, I mean I feel like Blake
just for like comedy juice, and I don't mean to
be looked at and seen as funny, but just to
be looked at and laughed at long enough that you
get funnier. And then you get the hair plugs. Because
I look at this picture of Santino and I go, oh,

(33:16):
this guy, he's gotta have comebacks. He's gotta be quick
with the tongue, right with what's happening up here, because
he looks very young here. He looks like he's in
college in this picture, and he's already pretty thin.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
No, twenty eleven, he's not in college.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
Sorry, I'm on the internet. Are you somewhere I'm not.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
Oh yeah, I'm on the link that Toad just sent,
but you see it and not even the link the photo, but.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
I just pulled up the same armpit person.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Oh god, what are you doing dirty?

Speaker 3 (33:41):
I can't I hit the wrong link. I'll just leave
it here. I guess. No, I'm looking at what what
appears to be like a college picture.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
And you think that kind of your your defaults or
whatever sort of forge.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
And I'm not throwing Santino under the bus or like
he's been out in and open with getting this done before,
and so so is THEO. So I feel like we
could talk about it. But I think he looks great.
I think he looks great now.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
And look, he can bring up your penis enlargement.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
Yeah, this is fine, it's science.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
Oh have you not?

Speaker 2 (34:13):
It didn't?

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Did you never?

Speaker 2 (34:16):
My starting cock rejected it.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
They did my balls by accident.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
I'm just back to hanging fish weights from my dick
to stretch it out.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
That'd be a nightmare to go get a penis enlargement
and then have the doctor like put his hand on
your shoulder and go, everything went perfectly. Your balls are
bigger than ever, and you just go, what's I think?
If I was that doctor, I would do that every time,
just kidding. Your cock is beautiful. Now.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
I heard there's actually a term for when you try
to like stretch your penis to make it longer.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
I think it's called gelking.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
I don't know. I think I heard that. Maybe there's
this and anyway heard.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
I think I've heard, Yeah, I don't know, maybe unreal.
Possibly there's this thing called guelking. Have you guys ever
do that?

Speaker 3 (35:05):
Done that or started.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Guys?

Speaker 1 (35:10):
I don't, And we can keep this kind of talk
to a minimum today because I don't want to really
dive into it. It's kind of interesting history, but I
believe it's called guilking and or joking one.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
Or the Interestingly enough, it started at the exact same
time in four different places on the planet.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
But guys, I really would like to keep this talk
to a minimum today. Yeah right, honestly, Yeah, we don't
want to get into this today.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
So we're talking about guilt, guilt. The shaker just this
is where you hang your something from your deck to
make it longer.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
It's like stretching exercises. So it's a lot of tugging
and pulling and sage.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
Hey I'm doing that.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
Hey yeah, but it's it's I'm joking. I'm just joking
in here.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
I was joking with Yeah, I'm wearing my oculus rift.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Just jelking real quick, just.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Jelking, kids, Come on, you know what I feel like
if joking worked a lot of people.

Speaker 4 (36:12):
Yeah, we would all be joking. But see, I like this.
This podcast has become like a men's health podcast.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Yeah. We really just kind of go into, you know,
our love of energy, drinks, hair balding, how to make
your dick. I don't even know bigger. It's it's stretchier. Yeah,
I think it. I think it. Maybe it begins to
get a custom.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
Because if you stretch your your penis out, stretch it out,
stretch it out. Mine when the blood goes into it,
is it would it get like hard or would it
just sort of be like.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Limp and like a like a limp noodle? Like is there?

Speaker 4 (36:52):
Because if the same amount of blood is rushing into
the area right now, there's more areas maybe stretching.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
It is about kind of opening the floodgates a little bit.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Like opening yeah, opening your blood.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Gates in your cock a little bit, and let's keep
it to a minimum.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
But again, if it worked, starting in eighth grade, we're
all doing it. We'd all get the Gilking Guide to whatever.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
Yeah, what is it? Idiots Guide?

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Yeah, we get Guelking for dummies. We'd be doing It'd.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Be giking for dummies. Baby, have you clicked the Kilking
link yet?

Speaker 4 (37:31):
I saw somewhere that like, uh, the Complete Idiot's Guide whatever,
Like that world just sold for like hundreds of millions
of dollars or tens of millions of dollars or something
great brand.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
For like we're gonna exploit this in movies and television.
I'm like you what now?

Speaker 3 (37:51):
Did it was in fucking what's it called?

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Too? Uh fucking kids movie?

Speaker 3 (37:58):
I just saw whatever kids Utopia. We have like a
partner Dummies book or whatever, and I was like, oh, really.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
I haven't seen him for Dummies book in that wasn't
the nineties. That was like in the two thousand.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
By the way, which came first for Dummies or Complete
Idiot's Guide? To which one was first? Because they're the
same thing, right.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Which one has the little dude with the glasses? What
has the little dude with the glasses on the cover?
Is that the dummies he's got?

Speaker 3 (38:25):
Like, I don't want to say I couldn't. I don't
want to be wrong.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
I feel like there's a really cool mascot on the
dummies ones almost just threw up.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
You there he is, there's my guy.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
Yeah, how to Fix Everything for Dummies? Yeah yeah, I
guess that is different than a Complete Idiot's Guide.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Complete Idiot's Guide and then blah blah blah for Dummies.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
I find for Dummies superior. That is my reference book.
I love the for Dummies series because it has that guy.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
I think I think I could do both. It has
that mass that might be my first tax on my
head when I shave it.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
I like the idea that Blake goes both, wait, fuck,
you can do both.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
How to Fix Everything for dummies is the name I trust.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
I think we had a complete idiot's guide to like
history or something at my home.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
You can tell you're not a dummies family because you
guys were complete idiots and my family's was dummies.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
My family couldn't have wouldn't buy books my family. My
family doesn't read right. Family wouldn't buias books. We didn't.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
We just didn't look shipped up. We'll find out the
hard way.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
If my hair started falling out at him, would I would?
I get it?

Speaker 2 (39:51):
And now that I've been sauteed, and I know you're
not a very vain person, and I like that about you, Durst, but.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
Well, my teeth are fake, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
Well that's true. Chere fake you You had some coke
bottle glasses and now you personalities fake jelk all the
time and we'll keep that. And you you lasered your eyes.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
I do think it's I never had coke bottle glasses,
Like I never had glasses where like you looked at
my eyes and they were fucking Ye had apple bottomed jeans,
which was always tragic. I didn't understand when people had
those glasses. I was like, you can't find regular ones
that don't make your eyes insanely crazy huge.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
My wife's glasses are insane. She's so blind, like truly blind.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
When Chloe puts her glasses on, her eyes get way smaller.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
They're like, right, like, the lenses are so fucking thick.
I think it's alphasite. I think they get huge.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
She looks like Battle for Alida.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
You know when people wear glasses and it makes it
makes like the eyes smaller behind the lens because they're
so thick.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
No, she doesn't want to get just just laser those doggies.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
She's scared to and maybe her eyes are like too
far gone to do that. Oh shit, they're like this
is fuck.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
Well, what do I know?

Speaker 2 (41:07):
I don't know. Yeah, I don't Yeah, I don't really
know why she doesn't, but she.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
Guess I would probably get the plugs.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Yeah, I don't know. I mean, we all know where
I stamped. You get in. I'm getting the plugs. I'm
getting the plugs. I mean, shit, I might get them now,
and I like, my hair's perfectly fine, I might get it.
So my starts right here. Hey, we're kind of tad.
I want a widow's pink that goes to the tip
of my nose.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
I don't think you need to, but like, there's so
much preventative stuff now, Like, honestly, like hymns, I think
him's fucking the way to go.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
Hims aren't just a brand of everything, right, is it?

Speaker 2 (41:43):
I thought they made I mean, we read enough fucking ads.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
I thought you could get like hymns that was like hymns,
vagra hymns hair stuff. It's like they use the generics.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
Yeah, I think so. I think that is the case.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
I have no idea. I don't. I feel like I'm
already forty four. It's a good age to lose your hair,
Yodel monster, I'm married. Like, I feel like this is
something you do when you're in your twenties and losing it. Yeah,
and every girl get you and just looks at your
forehead and goes next.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
I'm good. They don't make eye contact. Dude, I was.

Speaker 4 (42:15):
Losing my hair. I don't know if you remember this, Blake,
I probably wouldn't shut up about it. But in college
I was losing my hair. I was like, I would
take a shower and there would be like hundreds of hair,
little hairs in my hands.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
I thought those were cute.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
Blake was just sprinkling fucking his own hairs over head.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
And it wasn't hundreds, but it was dozens and dozens
every time I would chuck, and then I would like
put them, I would like freak out and put like
smack my hand against the wall of the shower and
then count them. And my roommate Austin was like, what
the fuck is there like your hair all over the shower?
Because I was freaking the fuck out.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
Yeah you were. You were probably stressing your hair out.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
It was falling out because of that, and also you
were probably just living off of energy drinks.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
And fucking malt liquor.

Speaker 4 (43:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're You're absolutely right.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
And then it stopped.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
I do love the idea of having a roommate who goes, who,
I go, why is their hair all over the wall
of the shower, and he goes, I'm freaking out, I'm
losing my hair, and I just go, hey, man, I'm
sorry to hear that. Don't put it.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Clean up your fucking hair, dude. No, I agree you doing?

Speaker 4 (43:26):
I yes, And that's that would be perfectly totally fine
thing to say to me.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
And I did it. You know, it was only a
few times that I did that so I could, cause
I was like, because I don't know, I.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
Think maybe my mom was like, was it ten hairs
or is it fifty hairs? And I'm like, I'm gonna
count them, and so I did, and I'm like sixty
six hairs or whatever the number was. And I remember
just freaking out about it. And then after like a
month or two of that where I think like, I'm
gonna go bald, I was not even twenty yet, That's why,

(43:58):
and I'm like, I'm I'm going bald, and then it
just stopped.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
Yeah, but Adam, imagine if you did.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
What was it? We gotta circle, we gotta figure this out.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
I don't know, imagine if you did. And he just
would have been so cool if you were bald this
whole time.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
Yeah, you look like Matt Damon in that one movie.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Do you think we still would have got Workaholic? You know?

Speaker 3 (44:17):
If?

Speaker 2 (44:17):
I don't if demand was a bald character, I don't
think so.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
I mean, I agree only because I think it's Scottie
who always says this. He goes. Sometimes I'll go back
and watch episodes of Workaholics from season one, and you
guys are just children in an office. Yeah, and he's like,
and that's half Like, what the joke is is that
you guys are so young in an office. And so
if you were bald, yeah, it might have you know,

(44:41):
because Robbie the drug the drug tester, he's bald. And
if you're bald and he's bald, it's almost like Bryan Husky,
Rian Husky, funniest person, but him, it kind of doesn't
work as well.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
That was part of what arm of Workholics is.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
We did look like true like actual kids in the
working in office, which is what the youngest people in
your office look like.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Yeah, which is so funny. I love that. I love
that you guys were at a call center and you
know what.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
Is interesting is we we were the dumbest people in
the office, but we liked, we had the most fun
and we made fun.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
Of everybody in that office.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
I think that young people now think they're the smartest
people in the office.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Oh okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
That's just what I hear from almost everyone who's like,
we just hired a millennial younger than millennial, I guess,
like gen gen Z and they're like they walk around
like they own the place, and it's a little off footing?
You so dumb?

Speaker 4 (45:43):
What bosses can no longer like be mean? Right, can
be mean or not even mean like stern? You can't
even be stern to your employee anymore.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
That's so wild.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
I will say this. I remember getting yelled at it
at an office and then being like, oh, I no
longer take this guy seriously, you know what I mean?
Like he like lost it about like a printer or something,
and I was like, I love that.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Well, there's a difference between like losing it and being like, hey,
you have to come on time.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
There's no being five minutes late. There's no being three
minutes late. You have to be here on time or
five minutes early, exactly. Like you can't even say that anymore,
Like you could get written up for that.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
You know, comedy is dead too.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
Yeah, I know, I feel like oh Man talking about this,
But I had a he uh fired his assistant because
that assistant called in uh sick for work every Monday
for six weeks in a row. And he could not
say when he fired that assistant that that was the reason, right,

(46:51):
because you can't fire someone for being sick. Shit, even
though it was only on Mondays. Six weeks in a row,
so they had come up with another reason, and there
were other legitimate reasons, but like you can't even say
to your employee like, hey, I know what the fuck's
going on. You're twenty two years old. You on Mondays
you're hungover because you partied all weekend. You still have

(47:13):
to come into the office on Mondays. You can't be
sick every month, right.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
I wonder if there's been studies about mental health days
that are taken, because I feel like we have never
taken a mental health day. No, I'm just asking, have
you guys ever been like I can't come in today.
I'm just not feeling up to it when I was raised.
But anyway, anyway, I.

Speaker 4 (47:37):
Just know realistically, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Blake doesn't want
to get real today, honders.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
I'm being serious. That's not how I was raised, Blake.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Remember we've got two episodes just for That's.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Not how I was raised.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
I wonder if there's been studies that have shown that
taking a mental health day is actually beneficial or not.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Dude, we didn't even knowledge anxiety in when we were kids, Like,
that's not that wasn't even a thing, So how would
we have a mental health day.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
Yeah, Adam's hair is falling out. He's like, Mom, I
don't know. Anyway, I gotta go to the grocery store
and go slice Adam is one hundred, or the sandwiches.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Adam, if it's fifty, shut the fuck up and go
make sandwiches. If it's a hundred, yeah, you're fucked. Okay,
go make sandwiches. Fuck either way, you're fucked. Bud, get
to work. And I guess I'm like, and I don't know.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
That's why I'm just saying it in front of an
international audience that will be recorded forever. Uh, Like, yes,
don't you still have anxiety?

Speaker 2 (48:38):
It's science even if you're like, I don't know, just
at home that day, Like shouldn't you go to work
and make some money?

Speaker 3 (48:44):
Oh? Yeah, I had anxiety then and I have an
anxiety now. But like now I'm told I can, like,
what chill about? I guess I just don't know.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
You're saying, what do you what do you actually do
with a mental health day?

Speaker 3 (48:56):
Like?

Speaker 2 (48:56):
What is well?

Speaker 3 (48:57):
No?

Speaker 2 (48:57):
I think I think sometimes it's like if your dad
just passed away or something like someone close to you
just passed away, then yeah, you could take some time
for sure, and then but then you got to gather
your ship and come back to work.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
Right, Oh, this is a cool movie. So someone keeps
killing people to get mental health day.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Yeah, they're my best friend just died.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
So what They're like, yes, and by the by the
third one they start checking and then they're like, wait,
they really are dying.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
He's not.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
That's a lot of dogs.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
That's a ton of dogs.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
Dye, that's so many dogs.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
He actually did have twelve dogs that live in his
house and they're all dying.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
Yeah. They then they go to the pound and they're like,
oh the dog guy.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
He just that's the movie, that's the move.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
Yeah. I just I'm like, you know, if you're a
if you're like a cop and you're having a bad day,
I'm sorry, go to work, okay.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Fuck, go to work.

Speaker 5 (49:58):
Load your gun power threat, okay, take it out on,
take that, uh the taser out and go to work
and go hand out some tickets.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
All right. But I guess I'm like, if you're doing
a mental health day, what is the protocol? Like if
you're if you're taking a sick day and genuinely you're sick,
you're chilling, you're laying up, You're you're catching up on
your shows, you're hydrating. Right, if you're taking a mental
health day, what is the protocol? What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (50:27):
You're drinking?

Speaker 1 (50:28):
Are you doing so that the next day you're ready
to I think Adam's got the survey says.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
People said jerking off.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
Yes, you're jerking, you're gelkin gelka, you're setting up your
you're setting up your diffuser, you're humid afire, you're kind
of get in the vibes.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
The thing because I understand the concept of mental health day, Okay,
so what what's what are we doing? Then on that
day off you're running errands, you're jacking off and running
air Right.

Speaker 4 (51:00):
It's how many mental health days can you take? Like
you're And what's fucked up about a mental health.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Day is your boss can't say you've taken too many
mental health days? Or is there a number? See, I
don't know. I don't work in an all this. I
don't think there is.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
I think a mental health day is a sick day.
I think they're the same thing.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
They just can't be denied and you can't be punished
like you treat them the same way, like mental health
days as deniable as a sick day.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
We don't want you coming in on a bat is.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
A misnomer because it may not be a single day.
It could be used to describe an hour, half day,
or even a month away from stress the situation.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Hey, I'm fucking down for that. I think that's sick.

Speaker 4 (51:42):
Well, no, man, it is sick until like you're the
boss and you're trying to run a business and you're like, man,
all of my employees just left for a month because
they want to chill and just like maybe go to
Coachella and like, yeah, like.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
It's a bummer for your WORKFLCE for sure, but yeah,
you know, I get it.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Fuck it, dude, Yeah, fuck.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
I just love that they go. It could be an
hour or a month.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
Yeah man, it might be a camping tree.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
Sorry. If you need a month off, you know what
would relieve the stress? Quit your job?

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Yeah, dude, then the hell quit your job? Well, I
got paid the thirty days.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
Reapply for that job, change your life, go to a
whole other job. Learn the guitar. What's the protocol?

Speaker 2 (52:30):
I love that interview. I love that interview.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Though I'm better, man, I know.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
I actually my name is Skyler. Now I had to go.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
I had to go camping in Yosemite for a month. Yeah,
and just kind of get my mind right.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
And it's right now until two months from now, I'm
gonna go camping at Joshua Tree. I'm gonna be real
with you, brother, I'm ready to deliver pizzas again.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
Well look, hey, Blake, you look great. You smell awful.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Yeah, yeah, I came straight here. See the problem. The problem?
But Blake, is it it's not just like the I
understand if it's the lowest level pizza delivery guy, because
you can probably get another guy to deliver pizzas really easily.
But a lot of times it's like it's just like
a junior executive, like they have real responsibility in the

(53:19):
in the office or whatever, and they but they're gen
z so they feel comfortable just being like.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
Yeah, you know what.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
I Uh.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
I had a really kind of stressful weekend where I
did a little too many drugs. So on Monday and
Tuesday and Wednesday, I needed to kind of chill my
house and catch up on Lioness on Paramount Plus where
Taylor's shared watch some dudes.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Taking his shirt on and off before going to work.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Bro, I'm coming down from a payote bender and I
got to watch some boys take their shirts off.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
I need to take a mental health break. Okay, how long?
An hour?

Speaker 2 (53:56):
A month?

Speaker 3 (53:57):
Few episodes? Just go I'm sorry, did you say episodes? Yeah?
The protocol.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Yeah, I'm actually just going to go in my car
and jerk off to these men taking their shirts on
and off. And I might gel.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
You've been gooky during this interview I have I know,
guys keep it to a minimum.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
Any any take backs, any apologies, any epic slam o man.
I mean, look, hey, I i'd like to I'm not
taking it back, but gen Z. You know, I feel
like we I take back how old we probably seemed
going after the gen Z and I don't like that
we seem old, but we are getting.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
To take back how old you are?

Speaker 2 (54:40):
Getting there?

Speaker 3 (54:40):
Interesting? Now do you think they take back how young
they seem? I don't think they do.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Okay, it's not about them, Okay, about them, This is
what we take back. Yeah, yeah, So I don't like
that we seem so old, but we are sold. So
I guess I'm not taking it back.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
I mean, I was almost with you about just just
going knowing. Hey, I don't know. But that's kind of
my question is is like, is are the numbers there
where it's like, hey, it actually does work, it's working,
everyone's happier. I don't know if those numbers are there.
Everyone seems more miserable.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
Mm hmm, yeah, who knows. You know, we're speaking from
a place.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
But the workforce, the amount of time people have to work,
it's it's it's not fun.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
It's not good. Well, dude, and no, work isn't fun.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
I know. But I remember when I was young and
I was working like crazy, and it's like kind of
what you just do?

Speaker 2 (55:28):
Yeah, I work sixty hours a week in a service deli. Dude,
It's it wasn't fun.

Speaker 4 (55:33):
But I had to like pay the bills and you know,
make sure I had Spectrum cable.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Yeah, but with AI and everything, we're not going to
need to have jobs anymore.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
It's going to fucking rock Oh and life will be
a mental health life baby going to pan out as
everyone's just gonna have freebody, all right, that'd be hell yeah,
we shall.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
See well that Yeah, so you have a take back. No,
I was just gonna say, well, that's another soport

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Touch a bitch,