Ep 278: Billionaires Are Going To Mars, Adam Is Going To Bruno Mars

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically
crucially important today on This is Important.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
The more you say sniff my bag, the harder I get.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
She catches me staring, and then I go, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
I just think your body looks great. Get yourself some kneepads,
get down there, let's go. Whoa legalized comedy?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Jingle bell?

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Jingle bell?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
That's what you're trying to do? What I was putting
those keys even a little bit, but I saw what
you were doing. I couldn't hear what you're What is
he doing?

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Still can't hear what he's doing with that?

Speaker 1 (00:53):
He's jingling keys in front of the microphone, but it's
not picking up for a jingle bell rocks? Is this cool?

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Does this make me cool? Whoa you got? Ama? Can
I guess who's tomahawk? That is?

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:07):
That's not from figuring.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
That's that's an axe, key opener that you have on
your keychain or a beer opener.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Multi tool. Every man should have a multi tool. And
this is that is this is mine when it's in
your pocket. Not a good time.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Otherwise, Yeah, you're you're almost slicing your deck off all
the time. And also you as you can't go to
an airport with that.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
No, you can't take that on a plane. I have
you have I think it is. I think it is plane.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Okay. You know, like you buy something and if it's
questionable on the website, they go like, do you say
it prooved?

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Well, gotcha, bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah. But the thing is is then they're looking at
that every time. And I don't want to slow down
because usually I have drugs in my backpack right right,
so I don't want to slow have them stop look
at my cool keychain when I have a tough full
bag of marijuana on me at all times.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah, I do love the idea of you get like
throwing a fucking tantrum fit at tink.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
I don't have time for this.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
My backpack is full of drugs, full of drug Well, Chloe.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
In the past has gone I brought drugs out of
the country, okay, and then came back into the country
with the rest of the drugs.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Come on, bo, ship it out, bo. Come on, this
is pre bo.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
And then we come back into the country. And then
there's a dog sniffing bags. Sure, and there was two
lines that you could go through through through customs. So
I went the line without the drug dog that would
make sense. And the draw dog came over and sniffed
Chloe's bag and then Chloe goes, Adam, Adam, the dog

(02:47):
didn't sniff your bag? Come back. I'm like ah, And
then the guy stops and now he's looking at me.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
The cop is like I can hear you.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
The cop is like, come back, and so now I
had to go back the you know, this dog, even
the dog was like, is she serious? What they owner? Owner?
But you know, I don't think those dogs sniff for weed.
I think they don't care about the weed. They're looking

(03:18):
for for bombs, explosibos.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Oh yeah, okay, they're bomb sniffers.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
I don't think it was I mean, apparently or else
he was bad at his job because he sniffed my bag.
That was.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Once you got through that, the more you say sniff
my bag, the harder I get my bag.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Once you got through the little gate, you're like, hey,
your dog sucks.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
I got a hail of drugs in my bag.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Sniff bad dog, Adam, bad dog, Adam? Seriously, stop is
that a thing? Bag sniffing. That feels like a pretty.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Good everything's a thing, that's everything is a thing.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
I might incorporate that, incorporate What where were we were?

Speaker 2 (04:02):
I feel like as a group we watched the video
of a guy getting his bag box like boxback like
a speedbag.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
If I had to guess, is probably the writer's room
that's usually allegedly research.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Sorry, his bag as in nutsack.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Okay, I was putting yes, yes, yes, sorry, yeah, no.
I was asking a question in the chat that no
one has responded to.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
That's cool, We're on it.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, I didn't even see that. I forgot Adam, you
picked up on the jingle bells. You're good, You're good
the rest of the.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Pob Yeah, I'm good for the rest of the cast. Okay,
So next Thursday, so that's not a date.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Tuesday to Tuesday?

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Okay? Are you asking if it's a new if it's
New year? Yeah, new Year's is it's already passed. The
New Year's has already January sixth. This comes out on
January sixth?

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Oh yeah, see they wouldn't that be nice to know?

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Is that the day?

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Jay six? Must not be nice to know?

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Ja six?

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Where were we here?

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Goodbye.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
I'm always right here. I'm j six to all who celebrate. Yeah,
does that become a new.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Hot That's my father's birthday, So really, Josh, I changed it.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
I felt reborn on that day, I tell you.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
No.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
My dad is actually very liberal, almost to the point
that it can be annoying.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Okay, like he kisses black babies everywhere he goes. Yeah
woke dad. Yeah, he can't stop kissing two woke dad.
I'm down, brother.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
He makes me call uh his person them, so that
that's that's strange for your father. But I'm doing it
and I'm okay with it, and I'm okay with it, yeah,
which is nice because usually you flat out refuse holding
a black baby. We don't know where he got it from,
but he says it's Emollian and he cares for it.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Yeah, yeah, it's something. I'm sure there's some some alien
woman out there where. Those pretty bummed, but my dad's
feeling good about himself.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Grandpa is transpos.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Walking around Walmart looking for her baby.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
No because he then he lives in the in Lake
the Osarks, Missouri, both obviously, and they we just.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Screen the address right across the bottom right.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Now, and they they're surrounded by by Trumpers down there,
you know, and they're like the party out the Trump community,
and uh. And then my dad's just always getting in
fights with his neighbors and friends.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Yeah, fights, but just just like he's like this asshole.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
But then they're the only people that they hang out
with because there's no one else to hang out with.
So it's just my dad and mom going to parties
and then leaving the party and my dad being like
that son of a bitch.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
And you're like, best friend you drink with two nights
a week. Yeah, you hang out with this guy several
nights a week. I don't know why you hate it.
It's contentious. That's okay, man, you know that's that's that's
that's yeah. And can we talk about real quick?

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Sure, here we go.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
I think you know what we're gonna want.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
To talk about.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
I don't. I have no clue. You're leaning in a
little extra hard into the into the friend dude. I
think you know what we're gonna want to talk about
the color of your mustache.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
I think the answer is going to disappoint you. I
think you're full on Anigo Montoya, is that.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
His name, so r I p Rob Reiner. Great, yeah,
all right, great circle.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
But okay, okay, okay, well you brought it up.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
I want to joke about it while you will, damn it,
I'm gonna sign off.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
You brought it up. You named the iconic character.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah, okay, so you're what are you doing to your mustache?
Why is it so much darker and thicker and fuller?
This is and I I know that you got just
for men hair stuff for the holidays for.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
My My mom got it for me as a gag gift, okay,
because we were don't talk about my mom that way, bro,
do not start, do not.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Don't dirt and you already did and I said no.
But that's about enough of that.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
Okay, some gag gift and look I didn't use it.
This is an all natural mustache. I am combing my
mustache with a bottle opener because it was just here
and it's extra bushes.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah, I already show you guys.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
But why is it so much darker? Adam?

Speaker 4 (08:51):
This is because I've been I can't shave it. This
is part of the project. I'm are you so are
your pubes just jet black?

Speaker 1 (09:00):
No? I just shaved all my pubes. Well, blake you
you you went. You went from never shaving your mustache
for a decade, right then you shaved it one time,
and then when it comes back suddenly it's one time
eleven shades darker and much more thicker and more beautiful looking.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
He's a different man.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
He's age.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
I'm I'm a man, dude, I'm an he's a man.
I'm a man, dude. This is just how it goes. Yeah, okay, that's.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Why this is how wait the response to Adam. This
is how it goes.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah, dude, I think it's We've discussed this a little bit.
It's because I am shaved everywhere else.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
And this is this is beyondes forty days and forty
nights of untrimmed mustache. This is what happens biblical level.
It's getting bushier.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
And I know you weren't trimming your mustache before you
went a decade.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
No, yes, brother, trust me.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
I have a little like buzzer that I put like us,
you know, like steps. Don't they call them steps when
you buzz your head like clips?

Speaker 1 (10:10):
I think it's a clip, yeah, clippers, but you put
like steps on them, right, and that what they are.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
I mean maybe, but I'm never.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
The length, you know, the length of the clipper, and
I have one that I specifically go over my mustache
with to keep it, you know, closer to the face.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
And this is untamed.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
But you've never grown that wide. Correct, something's going on.
It's wider than ever they.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
I'm just saying that. Great, And if and if you
haven't been dying it, which I do seriously think you
have been. And uh, but if that's your story, and
we're and this is the story we're sticking with, Okay,
come on. Yeah, it looks grosser when you put it
right in the frame, but well it was very close.
I haven't been dying it, I promised, did you Guys?
Are we at the age where you get nothing that

(10:58):
you like for Christmas and or even no thoughtful gifts
or nothing even useful, because that's the age I you.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Know, I Emma's pretty good, She's pretty personal, where you're like,
that's so thoughtful, Oh wow, oh that's nice a gag gift.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Chloe is not.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
I'm gonna be honest with you, guys, I think I
think Christmas has fallen over like fourth place for me
in terms of holidays and third or fourth it's just not.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
But that's just because it's now on your shoulders and
you hate responsibility and any sort.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Of Now you're the one that has to pay for
every king well you cut me to the core.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
No.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
But the other thing is is just like gift buying
now is so terrible, Like online gift buying to me
is the most thoughtless, non romantic thing.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
You can do. It's terrible. Don't you feel that way
at all?

Speaker 2 (11:53):
A little bit? I like to shop in person though,
but I do obviously blast Amazon to the last minute.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
But even like this fuck even how children like right
out their Christmas list, it's just they just search what
like Amazon.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Like when we were kids in the nineties.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
The nineties, we had commercials that sold you the shit
you still, I bet you could do like three commercial
jingles for toys you want it? Do they not? U?
Do they not still do toy commercials? On cartoons and ship?

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Not?

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Really?

Speaker 2 (12:27):
But kids don't watch cartoons because they're watching Netflix. But
if you are watching TV, sure there's cartoons.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
Remem We're gonna be like Pow pow power wheels and
you'd be like, oh, puck, I need that shit, yeah,
and you're like, cool, cool, cool cool.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
So you guys had rich parents that bought you power wheels.
Never had a power wheel. I never had a power wheel,
but I did want one neither.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Whenever I saw power wheels, I was like their parents
with drug dealers, which I stands right.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
The test the time power wheel parents. Yeah, Whenever I
went over to a friend's house and they had power
wheels and we lived in the same neighborhood, it made
me question everything about my family, being like, where what
are we doing if we can live in the same
neighborhood and our houses are the same, and it's not

(13:14):
like they've got like the newest, nicest car. We're we're
all driving used Pontiac sort of beater cars. Why do
they love their child more? That's kind of where I
was giving.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
Right, they're saving up all day or all year to
buy their kids a power wheel.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Adam, Can I tell you something I think And we've
covered this a little bit before, but I do think
power wheels are the They're the like they're the hot
dogs spaghettios of of toys.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
So delicious, so the best.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
It's it's just it just ain't right of bicycles what
you want. Wheels you think they're cool, they can't go anywhere,
they go fast, they look rad, but they get they're
played out real quick.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Yeah that's probably true. But power wheels are a little
bit before you are.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Think hot dogs and spaghetios are a good idea until
you realize they can't go anywhere.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
What they're doing to your.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Son, Well, hot dogs spaghettios I find to be delicious,
So that doesn't really I don't really relate to that.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
We've covered this. It's not good.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
When's the last time you had them?

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Though? Well, I haven't had spaghettios in I mean I
had a hot dog like a week ago.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
But let me just let me ask you this. Have
you had meat in pasta as an adult? Yeah, you
had hot dogs in pasta as well. All I'm saying
is this is the big question.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
This is the big question. Have you said well, I don't.
I mean no, I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
But now that you're saying it, maybe that's a special
treat for my son.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
Yeah, Hey, knock yourself out, go for it. My son
who doesn't.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Know any better, who's like daddy, show me the way.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
How dare you?

Speaker 1 (14:58):
I don't know. It was fun. Christmas was fun though,
because bo he's not quite too right, but he's stringing
together the little sentences.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
He understands a lot.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
And I come up the stairs and I'm waking him
up and I drop a classic ho.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
Hoo hoo many Christmas week guttural. It sounded good. I
was like, oh shit, that was a bomb.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
I dropped a and it was right up the hall,
creeped underneath his I know, the sonic boom creeped underneath
his door. And I opened up the door and he
looked shook, and he looks at me and he's in
his crib and he goes, duh and he I think
he's expected Santa. And I go, gabbo, uh, what did
you hear? And he goes Santa and I go, yeah,

(15:41):
you heard Santa. And he goes yeah, and I go
what did he say? And he goes, ho, Merry Christmas
and I go, yeah, I think he brought us. I
think he brought you presents. And then he goes, yeah,
he was so excited, dude, he's Germans.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
German, babe.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Yeah, I got I like my chocolet.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
I feel like yeah, a lot of times he seems German.
But his yeah, he's like, yeah, maybe we all start
out dreaming. It sounds so well.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
The first man January sixth, It didn't start in Germany.
The first man was German. Old was the first human
ever German.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
It seems right.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
Uh, they're all tall, tall people. I don't know if
I know what's happening. It's science. Yeah, so it was.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
It was truly amazing to see like the first like
real Christmas spirit.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
Happened in my child. Welcome to the party.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
I thought you were going to say it was a
little frightened, but he was. He was excited about it.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
He was shook at first because it was like we've
been getting in the hall. He said, yeah, ice cream
a month long that it was Christmas was coming. Santa.
We visited like four Santas. Oh wow, he was seeing Santa. Well,
everywhere we go down here, there's a Santa. So you're like, okay, well,
I'll just running this Santa.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Hey, look at this guy laying on those on the beach.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
It's a Santa.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Laying on the beach.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Here's twenty bucks, your Santa.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
It's a Santa.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Uh. So it was really cool to see him finally
like get the day. Santa admittedly was a little shook.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
He was like, oh shit, he's here.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
That that big bearded man that we've seen multiple times
in the in our house screaming a home invasion. Except
he's he's bringing toys home invasion.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
I like that. Yeah, and awesome, man. These grandparents they
brought so many dumb toys.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Yeah, it's too much. It's too much.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
Yeah, too much.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Like little. They're like it's just a little thing and
I'm like it's a yeah, it's a little thing that
we're gonna step on that I'll have to put away.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
Do the grandparents do they shop in store or are
they buying stuff off Amazon?

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Oh? It's Amazon. Then it comes here, they send it here.
Then we then we Chloe has to uh uh wrap
it and uh you know it's a nightmare for her.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Dude. We did some rapping. I would wrap like one
gift for every five gift gifts. Emma could wrap, Oh,
I'll just do the rest. And I was like, how
did you just give it to me?

Speaker 3 (18:14):
Just give it to me.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
I honestly, UH don't think I would even know how
to wrap a gift at this.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Point in my life.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
Ever, never you've never wrapped a gift.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
No. I knew in my younger years how to wrap
a gift, but it's been so long since I've rapped
a gift, since you've.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Given, since you've felt like you need to give someone something.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Yeah, no, I've given them gifts. But usually I'll just
be at a store and they're like, can you wrap it?
And I'm like, yes, please, please you? Or do you
please do a bag and tissue? That's always like, oh,
that's so clutch, dude.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Hey, there's one way to tell me someone you don't
give a fuck a gift with a bag and some tissue.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
That's fine, that's fine.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
Everyone looks at it and goes thank you.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
You think that takes the magic away. If it's just
a bag of tissue.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
I know that they care less.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Oh my god. Rude. Yeah, well depends on what you're
getting something. You're always getting something that is easily wrappable.
A shoe box easily wrappable, Right, you.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Get a lot, sure, but I would I don't. I
would not ask for that's right. Do you mean you
don't ask for shoes?

Speaker 4 (19:20):
What if it was like a specific pair and you
just send the link, like buy me these, No, you're
not doing that.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
Why why just I just that's that's for me.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
That's okay.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
That seems like such an easy gift that you want
to give someone. Someone wants to get you something, and
you're like, well, that's an easy gift, it's not too expensive. Wait,
it seems like it's such an easy thing.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
But what do you mean that's for me? Only you
can purchase your shoes. What gifts do you get?

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Then?

Speaker 2 (19:50):
What did I get?

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Well?

Speaker 3 (19:53):
Here's what I got?

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Yeah, I got I got a pair of sunglasses that
I already own, same make, bottle and.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Color, like on purpose kind of thing, like, hey, let's
re up.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Yeah, I think I lose sunglasses a lot, so they
just got me the exact same one.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
And then a pair of AirPods, because I'm on my
thirteenth pair, but I've recently found multiple pairs, so now
I have four working sets of air pods. This is
the way.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
You never have too many. You never have to apparently
not I'm gonna lose some, so yeah, you got to
keep one in each room kind of thing. There you go. Yeah,
I wanted to walk carry these heavy ass AirPods around.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
You should donate them somewhere and then just track people
whoever uses them track them.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
That's actually a really good idea. That's really not bad
at all.

Speaker 5 (20:44):
That's the movie. Oh my god, that's the movie. Can
you sink? Can you replace one air pod with another?
Or do they have to be from the same pack?

Speaker 3 (20:56):
They have to be from the same pack. Believe me,
I've lost one.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
Before and then I'm like, well, I'll just uh, I've
lost one from multiple AirPods. But then i had the
right and the left from different sides, and I'm like,
I'm going to make them work together, and they do not.
That's how they get I think you have to go
to the store.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Because Emma had one that like like hit the fucking
Fritz or whatever, and she took it to the store
and they had to like take over it and then
replace it. Okay, so she had one like raggedy ass
earbud and one like brand spanking new. God no, no,
you're now you're cheese all fucked up. Don't buy me shoes, bitch.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
See you don't buy don't buy this guy shoes.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Yeah, don't try and buy me shoes with that raggedy
ass earbud. What do you get, then what is your
go to?

Speaker 1 (21:41):
What is your gift?

Speaker 2 (21:42):
I got gift cards. I'll see like I got some
ari I gift cards.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
Talk about the don't care. You say, a gift in
a bag with tissues. Come on, that's a don't care
gift gift card. That's like, I don't give fuck if
you live or die. By the way, I.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
Do not want a gift card. The fact that you
got to carry these gift cards around you gotta yeah,
for sure. Then I have to go to a place
I don't want any of that Internet.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
Well I do. It depends, It depends what. Oh yeah,
you can use a gift card on it. Pan Express
gift card always good for me, always.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
I keep that on me, dog, I keep that on
that Panda met m give it to daddy.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
Santa snapped at this house this year. I'm coming to
you live from Santa's workshop. Actually, Sansa got my oldest
kid a three D printer.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Oh shit, how many guns has he made?

Speaker 2 (22:43):
Exactly?

Speaker 3 (22:44):
How many assault rifles has he put together?

Speaker 2 (22:46):
He likes to make all these board games, and I'm like, oh,
this will be sick. He can make his own like
designs on pieces and stuff and whatever. So Santa sent
us the kit to build the three D printer in
instead of spending three hundred dollars more on what's already
a crazy kind of expensive gift to give a kid, Right,

(23:07):
So I got the.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Kit, so then you had to put together? Oh no,
had to.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
I wish this was in the past. Tense. Dude. I
google how long it takes when it arrives, because I'm like,
maybe I'll built it that night. Everyone online is like,
it takes twelve to fifteen hours, and then someone in
the comment section chimes and it goes. It took me
twenty two and I did not think I was working
that slow bucket. So dude, so I'm building it with him,

(23:34):
and I tell you, I cannot tell you guys. I'm
learning like electronics. Yeah, I'm working with circuit boards, dude.
I'm building like belts that like move motors around.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
Why is that even an option? I'm twelve hours in
right now.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Now.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
It's for people that like that kind of stuff. I
think who likes that kind of stuff? That's insane.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
I think people that are going to be engineers later
in life.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Goes, I like building like ikea furniture, like I kind
of like that stuff.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
So I figured, like this will be a fun thing
that we could do together.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Right, Yeah, yeah, No, I like that. I'm into that.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
But he's already pieced out. He pieced out at like
hour seven. Wait, you like Blake? What you like building
ikea furniture?

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (24:17):
I like to get a six pack of beer, put
on a little country music, and put some damn wood together.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
Oh, I told you I want to be a woodworker,
and no one believed me.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
There's not even a small part of me that enjoys
that even a little bit. Oh, I think there's no
part of me that likes getting on the ground and
losing a piece.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
I don't mind getting on the ground is getting up
from the ground out of line.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
Yeah, get some knee pads, dude, get yourself some knee pads.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
Get down there. But dude, so they think they're real cute.
Like half of the pieces are printed three D printed
from like their printers, so they're like.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
You're using this stuff, like you can make it. The breaks,
you can print a new one or whatever. But like
the screw holes, some of them are just not like fitted.
So you gotta like, dude going crazy.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
No, that sounds like a night. I'm like, how long
is this going to take? You might have to buy
the one that is assembled, and I could have bought
just the Santa could have brought the one that's just assembling.
You might need to call Santa.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
I fucked up.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Yeah, Santa might have Yeah, Santa, you should have talked
to Santa.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
I know.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Yeah. I replaced my dad and I replaced a speaker
in my boat, a subfer in my boat, and uh,
it's so easy. Everyone was like, oh, yeah, no, it's
a piece of cake.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Now.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
You guys could just do it. Because I'm at the
store going like, can I pay you to come to
my house and do it? And they're like no, no, no,
we don't have anybody. But it's super easy. It's super easy.
You could do it. It took us like four hours.
It took us four hours to do it. And by
the way, it was so easy. It's just I don't
have the right tools. We didn't have the right screws.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Everything went wrong.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
I think the greatest thing I ever repaired in my
entire life is.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Your relationship with your parents.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
Yes, it took a lot, dude, it took a lot
of therapy.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
I'll yeah, I'm sorry. Go ahead.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Was there divorce your fault? Is that true? Is that
what you think?

Speaker 4 (26:18):
Well, that's what I thought for a really long time.
That's what I thought for a really long time. But
we we worked that out.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
And then you found out you knew it.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
Yeah, during found out you were right.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
I think I had an inkling, and then that was right.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Well.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
The second, the second greatest thing I ever repaired was
do you guys remember I had a tales from the
crypt pinball machine?

Speaker 2 (26:38):
Yeah, yeah, I do.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
I repaired that. It was fucking crazy. I can't even
believe I did it. I had to go on YouTube
and watch this like Russian dude and he taught how
to do it.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
He was sick.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
It's the best. It's I'm glad you're here and that
you're enjoying it because I feel like I'm talking for ever.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
Well, by the way, I'm never on it.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
The only time I'm ever on YouTube is when I
go Usually it's when I'm at the gym and I'm like,
how do.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
I do this exercise properly?

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Like I feel like I'm not doing this right right?

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Boo need like a twenty year old lesbian who's jack
to show me.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
I need a jacked female crossfitter to show me. Huh.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
By the way, I weirded out this very jacked girl
that was in the gym because she was I was
staring and then she catches me to touch and then
I go, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
I just think your body looks great.

Speaker 6 (27:34):
No no, no, no, no no no no.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
And then and then I said, my goal is to
look exactly like you. And she did not take that
that well, cutting my dick off.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
I mean, she was like fine. It wasn't like a confrontation.
It was like, oh, okay, yeah, oh.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
I'll give you my doctors and I'm not dude.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
She was ripped. She was rip that guy. How why
did you think that was? Because you were caught.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Because she caught me staring, And I'm like, I didn't
want her to think right, but I was like lusting
after her.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
Sure, so you told her her body is incredible and
you want.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
To be her right here? I want to I want
to wear your skin in a way that not cut
it off of you and put it on me. It's
I want your what your skin is, but mine to be.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
And was she in any way your body type not
like your type type? But like, was.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
She a hulking little butterball?

Speaker 7 (28:35):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (28:36):
No, she she was much leaner than I think I
could ever get.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
Yeah, you've kind of you're on record to saying you
think that female CrossFit body is the ultimate.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
The ultimate.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
The guys are a little too thick with it.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
But I don't think I get clean enough to be
a female CrossFit to have a female CrossFit body.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Here here's my impression of Adam going to the gym
next time, where like you scan your car to get
through the like the turnstile, just.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
Like, huh uh can somebody there?

Speaker 1 (29:10):
He is?

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Go get them, tell them it's not allowed.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Hold dude, I finally started. They finally caught me. I
finally started to pay at the gym. Why why were
you getting I went about a year? I went about
a year.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
They're like, hey, we've noticed you've got four sets of
air pods, and we checked you haven't been paying year,
and we think maybe you can handle who are you?

Speaker 3 (29:30):
Yeah? I finally started to pay. They they did get
what happened?

Speaker 2 (29:33):
You were going for free? Because were you there with
a trainer initially? And then you kind of no.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
I initially went there and I bought like three months,
and I knew I was going to go to Charleston
to shoot, so I got three months, and then when
three months ended, I was in Charleston. So then I
didn't re up. And then when I came back, they
were just like, look who's back, and they just waved
me through. And so the next day that I'm like, hey,
I'm back again, and they're like, all right, keep it up.

(29:59):
And then and I just kept coming back and never
scanned in and there there it was just high fives
and like happy to be here. And then I just
was like, I guess I'm just like they're letting me come.
And then it went on for almost a year now
and finally I'm gonna come out. The guy who was
like kind of new and but he was a big fan.

(30:20):
He was like the guy that was always like, hey,
you know, I think he listens to the podcast, so
he's gonna hear talking about it.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
So Troy, he was the one that.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
That was went like, hey, uh, I noticed that you
actually don't have a card on file right now. And
I'm like, what's that and he's like, yeah, it's been
like almost a year that you haven't had a card
on file. So I'm going to need that card. And
I'm like, and I was just caught and I was like, Okay,

(30:48):
looks like I'm finally having to do it.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
And this is a gem that I'm guessings of two, three,
four hundred a month? What'll be talking?

Speaker 3 (30:57):
I have no idea. I don't even know what I'm paying.
I just gave him the card. Back back to way,
what is the average gym membership?

Speaker 4 (31:04):
The average gym membership? Yeah, like what a what is
a twenty four hour.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
I mean Planet Fitness is like nineteen dollars a month
or something, right, or nine ninety nine.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
That's not bad. That's pretty cheap.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
That's not bad.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
No, that's that's the whole thing. Their whole business plan
is there's like cheaper jams and then there's.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
Yeah, yeah, but the Planet Fitness and twenty four our Finness.
Their whole thing is just get them paying because it's
an automatic thing on the credit card and they're never
going to come back. But but they and then they
make it impossible for you to count.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
Oh, it's it's right because I remember in person, there
has to be a manager there. There's never a manager there.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
And then they'll get their most jacked mail CrossFit manager
to intimidate you to not He'll be like, what if
it's just what if it's just three dollars? What if
it's just three dollars?

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Right?

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Yeah, And you're like, oh, it's like three dollars a month.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
You're gonna quit this gym with that body?

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Okay, just why are you moving?

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Come on? I believe in yourself. It guilt you into
keeping keeping it alive.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Yeah, you say you're moving, they go, we've got a
location there, and you go, I don't think you do.
But next thing, you know, it's a gag gift. But
then of course, yeah, there's there equinoxes, which I'm guessing
are probably two or three hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Now, are there equinoxes in every city? Or is that a?
Is that an l a thing New York major metro
that's larger cities?

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Yeah? No, But my gym is it's it's a it's
a chain. Uh, but it's not that huge of a chain.
I don't know, maybe there's ten locations or something. Mmmm,
what do we call that? Is that?

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Do?

Speaker 3 (32:38):
What do we call a smaller chain?

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Smaller chain?

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Still chain?

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Chain?

Speaker 3 (32:43):
But isn't there word like we call it like it
used to be like a franchise, but then it's still franchise.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
That's a whole different business model.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
I don't know, loose hole, I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
Why are you as Todd? Nothing?

Speaker 4 (32:55):
I don't think there's any way to even like find out,
like what is a small chain called that?

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Like it? What?

Speaker 3 (33:02):
What's a small chain? What determines that? How many locations?

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Yeah, ten? Did you hear that crack? Couldn't even hear
your your your keys jingling, but you heard that crack.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
I heard that crack. That's that crack.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
A branch, Todd, A branch, Todd, Todd.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
You just go back to doing whatever you're doing. Isaac's well, now,
see this is why people don't.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
A branch is just like an arm of a larger.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Right, dude.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
So I hurt my shoulder like just now, no, like
six weeks ago, five six weeks ago at the gym.
Uh I think I think I tore something. Oh no, uh,
fucking disaster, my guy. I'm going to Kurland job Orthopedic Center. Okay,
And if you don't know, that's a good one. And

(33:53):
I'm going there next week to find out if if
I tore something because I'm doing a celebrity Gulf tournament
to it.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
But you I don't think I will be able to so.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Adam, I'm telling I'm warning you now, did you not
see Nazi?

Speaker 3 (34:10):
Did you not see.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Was it Nelly? Who was it was? Or jaw Rule?

Speaker 2 (34:16):
It was some fucking rapper from yesteryear who just sliced one.
Because there's spectators just like pro golfing, they line up
spectators like along the way, and if you shank it,
it hits that you kill somebody.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
And somebody just like hit somebody the other day.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Really, yeah, I guess I'm gonna say that. I'm going
to say, hey, just so you know, it's very possible
that I could murder someone right now.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
Jaw Rule, jaw Rule hit a golf ball into a crowd.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
If you say that, then you're financially in the clear,
legally in the clear.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
Did you gotta go on this hit the link that
Todd just put in those well.

Speaker 4 (34:54):
I definitely want to watch that. But Adam, so okay,
you are you haven't hurt? Should plus?

Speaker 1 (35:00):
What like?

Speaker 3 (35:01):
Have you have you golfed at all in recent days?

Speaker 2 (35:05):
No?

Speaker 1 (35:05):
No, I've golfed maybe, uh well there's no video here. Oh,
here's a video. Oh my god, righting the shins, I golfed.
Uh oh Jesus, Yeah, that was really bad. But people
are laughing, people are really having a good time with it.
You have to you have to. No, I think I've
went about three years ago was the last time, and

(35:27):
then before that you're ready.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
I think I've went maybe eight times in my whole life.
You're so, you're going You're gonna be like terrible. Uh, yes,
I'm gonna be terrible.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
I'm the face or I guess one of the faces
of Children's Miracle Network Hospitals now so Network Hospitals one
hundred and eighty hospitals from across the country.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
You're the face or the people who are the children
of the face. He's the face. Well, I'm like the
forward facing figure that is going to go on the
children are forced issue No.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
And then I'm just gonna go and talk about how
I was spent time in a children's hospital and go
on talk shows to raise awareness. It's gotta got it.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
But that's great. Yeah, it's cool.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
But part of it is like they they want me
to go do this children's uh hospital sponsored celebrity golf tournament. Right,
and now I'm gonna have to go do this.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
You hit one of these kids, If you.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Hit one of these kids, I really don't want to
hit one of these kids.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
If a kid like lost one eye and then you
hit the other eye.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
And that would be a bomber. I would not like that.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
Wow, dude, are the kids?

Speaker 4 (36:38):
The kids are gonna be the ones lined up around
you as you as you hit it off the tee.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Hey, hope not, dude, I've never been.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
You're gonna like hit the brake on a wheelchair and
a kid's gonna go back into an alligator infested pond?

Speaker 3 (36:51):
Did you warn this?

Speaker 1 (36:52):
So?

Speaker 3 (36:52):
I think maybe?

Speaker 1 (36:53):
I think maybe I'm gonna be paired up with like
Drew Bledsoe.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
Sure that's cool. Yeah, and you know, oh he's gonna
be good.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
And Drew Bledsoe is the guy who was on the
Patriots before Tom Brady?

Speaker 3 (37:07):
Is that right? I think? So that's a really good
pull a right, that's right, he was like the man.
He was pretty good. He got in that's my bad.
I thought you said, Drew.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Brees, No, no, that's a different person.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
No, no, no, I yeah, I liked I like hearing him
talk because now he's just.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
Like a cool farmer, right, yeah, And.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
He constantly is the guy who everyone's like, fucking Brady
replaced you. He's like, I know, but he seems like
he's pretty cool about it now. I'm sure it fucking
really bothered him. And now he's like, fucking, what are
you gonna do if you.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Get replaced by a scrub and that scrub just burns
out and then he sort of replaced you in your
career fizzled out. I think that sucks more than getting
replaced by the greatest of all time?

Speaker 3 (37:48):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
And then you go, yeah, the greatest of all time
took my place, filled my shoes, and he's the only
one that could. Yeah, he filled my shoes. Just fuck,
he's the only one that could.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
And he's like, oh, I only made a bunch of
millions of dollars and I'm kicking it on a farm
now like it could be yea, And he's doing a
shootouts and he seems like the man.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
Do you think that Tom Brady kicks him down a
little cash or like hooks him or at least sends
him like a Christmas card.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Or maybe some Chris Christmas card.

Speaker 4 (38:17):
Maybe it's kind of fucking cool that he got hurt
and Brady replaced him, because there's a chance that Brady
never ever plays.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
So you're saying he owes him everything. Well cool to
Tom Brady, Yeah it's cool.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
No, So I'm saying, Brady, do you think he like
kicks back a little bit? Like, hey, dude, that's fucking cool.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
If I know Brady, there's no no way, and I don't.
I don't and I don't and I don't. Dude. How
about all these backup quarterbacks playing right now? Yeah? Like that.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
I love hearing these nail off kings.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
Well, like the dude who stepped in for Green Bay
the other day, Willis was just on fire.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
I was waiting for it.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
It was like two backup quarterbacks versus each other the
other night and they were snapping.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
I think I'm having an allergic reaction. Why is my
face so red? Have you you guy? Are you guys
noticing this? Are you drinking?

Speaker 5 (39:10):
No?

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Yeah, but it might be you got a nice in
situation happening.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
No nice?

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Yeah, you do?

Speaker 3 (39:15):
You have red a lot of B twelve. Your camera sucks?

Speaker 1 (39:19):
No, no, no, this is how my face was. I
noticed that this last night. I was like, why am
I so red looking? I haven't been out in the sun.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
Are you nervous?

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Well?

Speaker 3 (39:27):
What did you face washed? Nervous to seyes again?

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Are you just excited?

Speaker 1 (39:31):
I don't think so. I think I might be dying.
You know that it might be done. Well, what did
you what? What have you used on your face recently?

Speaker 3 (39:38):
Just regular? The regular ship I'm always using. If you
anything you can tell us that's changed at all?

Speaker 2 (39:43):
No, yeah, you look like you've got vr goggle redness?

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Is there by chance you've uh taken your load boost
to the next level?

Speaker 3 (39:57):
That's a full bottle of load boost?

Speaker 2 (39:58):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (39:59):
Nice?

Speaker 1 (40:00):
No, I don't know. I don't know what's happening. I
think maybe it's just too much holiday spirit.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
That could be didn't I tell you guys, I did
like a month of the load boosts.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Yeah, you didn't see any difference, but it just felt
like really good to take a piss.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
You mentioned that I don't see, and maybe that's worth
it then, because taking a piss already rocks. But to
elevate that experience.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
Oh, do you ever hold your piss in to the
point of like hurting? So that when it comes out
it feels way way way way.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Yeah, Adam, I don't know what is wrong with your face.

Speaker 6 (40:33):
I'm just asking no, no, I don't, okay, I don't, okay.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
I'm doing something very fun for New Year's Eve. I
am going.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
To Viva Las Vegas a gag. I'm going back for
one day. Wow, dude, for one day. Why because Nebraska
is playing in the Bowl game earlier that day, and
then all the girls I'm going with my Nebraska crew,
all of our wives are coming with us later where

(41:13):
we're going to the game. They're going to do spa days.
We're meeting up afterwards, going to do dinner at Carbone
Riviera there at the Bellagio, and then we're gonna go
to kick it with Bruno Mars.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
I think, is Bruno in town.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Bruno's in town, he's performing. Okay, that's going to be
very fun, dude. Remember when we saw Bruno Mars at
the Super Bowl.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
Yes, it was Bruno Mars and the Chili Peppers.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
It was the Bruno Mars and the Chili Peppers. And
I am a chili pepper head. You know, I'm surprised.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
I don't have a dumb Chili Peppers tattoo on my body.
It's not too late.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
It's not too late.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
It is.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
It's way too late. Actually, it's way too late to
get a chilied out.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
The sugar sex magic around one of your nipples.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Maybe yeah, Or I just get the the the Indian
head that Anthony Keittas has like on his chest he
has just like a.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
Yes, absolutely, dude, it's too late.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
You are Anthony Ketas's body from the Under the Bridge
video when he's running, get his chest and abs tattoos
onto your chest and abs.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
I like that idea?

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Or hear me out, Maybe I get absolutely sculpted just
Anthony Ketas's body and then get his same tattoos. And
then that that girl who was working out at the
gym looks at me and goes, I like your body.
I wish I had a body. Oh yeah, the bitch.
Maybe a little reversal.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
But when we saw Bruno Mars at that Super Bowl,
I was shook. I didn't know anything about Bruno Mars.
I was like, who's this guy? That is that they're
partnering with the Chili Peppers. The Chili Peppers are good
enough to just do their own thing.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
You were a bit offended by that.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
I was a little offen did and then Bruno Mars
fucking blew the lid off that place. I didn't I
didn't expect him to be as great as he was,
as talented as he was. He could do it all, man,
he can do it the fuck all it was.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
I remember you guys, and I was where you were.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
But uh, which is crazy.

Speaker 4 (43:21):
You weren't shocked by the electricity coming out of it.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
I don't talent talars, I adam. I recall that to
because that super Bowl was a blowout, and the thing
I walked away with as well was that Bruno Mars
was a real, a real standout.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
Oh yeah, he just moves like James Brown. He's got
a hell of a voice. He's just he's just born
to entertain.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
Yeah, I agree with that. I agree that he can entertain.
He has unlimited energy.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
Yeah, I be.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
Possibly that's but allegedly I think he's on record.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
But yeah, I'm excited. I'm excited to see him like
a fun time absolutely in that little club that we
saw Luis Phronsie uh huh or whoever, Yeah, that's right,
I think that's his name. In that little club. You know,
Bruno Mars is going to bring that fucking house down.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
I guess I just don't even like one of his songs.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
What I want to say that you have to come on, dude?

Speaker 2 (44:22):
What so like?

Speaker 3 (44:23):
Uptown Funk is the one?

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Right?

Speaker 4 (44:26):
That's it was? I mean it was good. Live No,
he's got, he's got, he's got good. Well play this
one that's really the one that's really trending lately is
his is his duet with Lady Gaga.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Oh now, I.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
Mean no, no, no, feel good. There's yeah that one.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
I know they feel free to play a little bit Blake.
We don't necessarily want to hear you try to sing.

(45:12):
Come on, that's powerful, that's good, that's powerful.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
I've never heard that song in my life. You've never
heard that song. Goosebump, Dude, I just got goosebumps all
over my own.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Adam's Goosebump and he Adams ready to bring bumper back.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
After Neo's Year of the Gentleman, I think I just
checked out. I was like, it's not gonna be You're
of the Gentleman.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Okay, hold on, that's so weird.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
That's so weird to me, dude, because you like this
type of music. I feel blake and I like this
type of music less than you like this type of music.
And yet, Bruno.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
Mars, we're gonna find one. We're gonna find one. I
think therein lies.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
What I'm talking about is that there's something undetectable that
I'm just like, I don't get down with this, and
yet it permeates the greater population more than most R
and B.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
I would say, and why is that?

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Yes? And you like, like you love Neo. Yeah, maybe
the biggest Neo fan. I've will mention Neo.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
Constantly throughout the It's a constant in our lives.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Like you've you've never stuck Neo and they're not.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
I wish they.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
Were never talking Neo and you ever were talking Neo.
You've stood by your love for Neo. It has never wayne.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
But to me, I'm like, Bruno Mars laps Neo in
every way possible.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
You're the gentleman. There's so many hits on that album,
and I think that you're right. I think that he
has become bigger. But I'm just saying he's definitely worse,
and I want to know what it is.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
He Okay, what about this, Hey, this is my favorite
Bruno Mars song. Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (46:46):
All right?

Speaker 3 (46:46):
And then and then let's play a Neo song. Is
this the one with what's his name? Well, it's Anderson P.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
Yeah, that's what Anderson pok.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
So adam if they if he plays that at the club,
you're gonna be having sex with your wives on that floor.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
It just seems like it just seems like it's cosplay.
It just seems like, hey, let's do one of those
seventies songs.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
That's all. It doesn't feel natural. I hear what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
He takes, he takes styles, he morphs into certain styles.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
I hear that.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
I hear that he'd.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
Rather just throw on like fucking Donnie Hathaway or some ship,
and this is.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
What he sh Let's play, all right, play a classic
Neo song, just so I can't even remember.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
Hey, just go to your The Gentleman and go from
track to track. You go, oh, that's that's amazing. That's amazing.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
Same Year of the Gentleman.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
And it is a great name of an album. It
is a great name of an album.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
Okay, I'll play the first track off of Neo's Year
of the gentleman.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Do I need to start it later in this song
or no?

Speaker 3 (47:59):
Because I think it was it kicks off right away. Okay,
here we go, go ahead twenty seconds.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
You guys all know this song.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
It was a huge hit. Look I love thee I
think I do.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
Of course, you could not miss this song when it
came out.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Okay, yeah, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
You don't have a song this good. That is right.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
The whole album we're not.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
You can skip this one. It's a little justin timberlakey.
It's probably one of the same producers. This might be
Jimblin or for l Yes, okay, you don't want that one.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
This was on the radio. You can fast forward into it, though.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
Yeah. I don't know this one even a little bit.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
And it sounds like I don't know that one. No, no, no,
I just feel bad.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
That's worse.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
That's worse than than it, than Bruno Mars.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
Than Bruno Mars.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Yeah, go to the next track.

Speaker 4 (49:05):
Okay, this one has a star by it, so it
means it is a radio hit.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
Here we go. Who puts the star BYO? Skip ahead
a little der's it's very he tells the story. Guys.

Speaker 4 (49:25):
Now, it's very it's like Michael Jackson adjacent.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
It's very VALI. It's Michael Jackson adjacent. What are you saying?

Speaker 4 (49:35):
It stands beside Mike, I'm surpass.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
How what's a better compliment?

Speaker 8 (49:40):
No?

Speaker 2 (49:40):
No, no, I'm saying, what could be a better compliment
than Michael Jackson adjacent?

Speaker 4 (49:43):
I know, but you were just dogging on our boy
Bruno for sounding like something else, and I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
I didn't say sounding like it.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
I said imitating it is different because even in the
even in the video, they like dressed up seventies style,
and I was like, oh, I get it. You You're
you're not just doing you, You're imitating something and dressing
up like it.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
It'd be like if we dressed up as the Wizards
like we just wouldn't. That would be ridiculous, now you.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
Know what I'm saying, And everyone would go, well, that's weird.
That's that's that doesn't feel Carrash, Sure, that's true. When
you break it down like that, that does make sense.
Misindependent is on this album.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
Okay, well, hey it doesn't suck. I guess what I mean.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
Maybe Neo's gonna pop out and do a surprise guest
set with Bruno. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
I'm that excited, wouldn't you guys?

Speaker 1 (50:28):
You guys went to that club it's called the Pinky
Ring and the Bolagio. You know that there's that there's
only like three hundred people in this club. Anything can
happen like it's a fun vibe, very fun. And by
the way, I hope that I'm allowed in with my
motley crew of dudes. I'm braining.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
And by the way, I think Neo does live in Vegas.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
What's up?

Speaker 2 (50:48):
So anything is possible. I think Neo does live in Vegas.
I think he grew up. You think we did Mindy
Project together and I was like huge fans.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Wait, you know Neo? You know I met Neo on Seah.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Okay, so then you know Neo. You didn't take a
picture with him?

Speaker 2 (51:03):
He calls me, Dursio.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
What would Neo remember you if you ran into Neo
based on our interaction?

Speaker 2 (51:11):
For sure?

Speaker 3 (51:11):
Not Okay.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
So I've met Ludacris now maybe four times, and each
time it's like he's meeting me for the first time,
and he couldn't.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
Say, what's up? Guy from Goonies?

Speaker 2 (51:25):
How are you.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
Couldn't care less?

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Yeah? What's and This isn't a diss to Neo, but
I mean, Ludacris has a lot on his plate.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
I feel like he's doing a lot.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
He's everything.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Well, I think you guys don't know this. Neo's got
along this way too. I think he has like three
or five wives or something crazy.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
Well, when you make music like.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
That, there's some there's some situation where he's got like
a stable or something.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
Pizza, Pizza, Ludacris.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
I just saw the other day he's doing Todd trying
to find this. He's doing some commercial that I was like, Oh,
I didn't realize he's at that phase of his career.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Is Ludacris's name, Todd? What's Ludiris?

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Chris?

Speaker 3 (52:03):
It's Chris, isn't it yeah?

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Chris?

Speaker 2 (52:07):
Yeah, Chris prison Bridges, Yeah, does he know Todd Bridges.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
He's doing some kind of commercial that I was like,
oh uh, it's like a diabetes commercial or like a
like can.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
You imagine the money there is for that? It's not
State Farm. It's like for a vitamin or something.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Yeah, but it wasn't like a known brand, you know
how Like every once in a while, you'll see, like
when a star starts to fall a little bit, and
then they go from doing like a big state farm campaign,
which I think he also has done, to then all
of a sudden, he's doing some like he's like selling
coins or something.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
He's like silver it's actually worth a loss, right.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
It's those weird national commercial like AARP commercials.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
Yeah, thing, it's something like that that.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
I was like, Wow, I didn't and he might not
even be at that place in his career. He might
just be going And how much you paid me? Yeah
fuck it, sure it's fine, dude.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
The pharmaceutical companies, I'm sure they fucking stack it.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
I was kind of still because I did see him
on Instagram freestyling and I was like, oh, it's been
a while since I've seen Ludacris luta huh yeah rap,
And I was like, hey, he still got it, dude.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Yeah, him and Will Smith still happen.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
Will Smith, Oh his album was so good. That was
probably my twenty twenty five album of the year.

Speaker 7 (53:24):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
The way kids went after him rapping on Instagram wherever
the fuck it was was like, I mean he was
he was definitely feeling himself a lot, but they just
like ate him alive.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
What was the song. It was like I love women,
I Love women like it was like a strange song,
like a banger.

Speaker 4 (53:45):
Well, but Will Smith singing it, it seems like maybe
he's having trouble with the divorce.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Did they divorce? Okay, so apparently the Ludacris what the
commercial is extended warranty right?

Speaker 2 (54:00):
Yeah, Like I said, I'm like that what warranty cash?

Speaker 3 (54:03):
That warranty cash?

Speaker 2 (54:06):
All right?

Speaker 1 (54:07):
Endurance baby coming up in the world.

Speaker 4 (54:10):
Somebody over there was just like, we have to get
Ludacris and money is not an object, but we gotta
get little What if Ludacris like reached out to them?

Speaker 2 (54:19):
I mean maybe could be no, remember how like who's
Captain Kirk, the old dude? Uh, what's his name? Captain Kirk?
You know Star Wars star Trek guy.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
Oh? What the hell is this that he went to
space with Bezos and then Bezos like didn't want to
hear him. Come on, how do we not know?

Speaker 3 (54:37):
Remember did you see that video when they wam Shatner? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (54:41):
So Shatner obviously world famous, been working forever, like crushes
everything he does somehow? Uh when not price line was
a price line? Yeah, price was like, hey, we would
love you to do commercials and he was like absolutely not.
And they're like, we can't pay you what you want

(55:01):
as far as like upfront, but we'll give you part
of the back end like a piece. Oh and he
made a zillion dollars like hundreds of millions price line.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
Yeah, that's brilliant.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
What was it for again?

Speaker 4 (55:13):
Price line? Which everybody, Oh, that's it's kind of like
the default thing when you plug in.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Fucking he made hundreds of millions because he got in
early on price that's really. Do we even hear from
Priceline anymore?

Speaker 1 (55:26):
No?

Speaker 2 (55:26):
Yeah? Like has it? Did it become booking dot com?
Like what happened?

Speaker 3 (55:31):
He stopped negotiating? Yeah, well he's super super old now.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
Right, Yeah, Well William Shatner then went to Space with Bezos.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
On that like and he's like ninety right.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Yeah, And he then came back down. I mean, this
is old. It happened a while ago now, maybe a
year ago. But he came back down and was like
having a moment and he was trying to talk to
Bezos about that, and then Bezos like wasn't listening to
him at all, and then Bezos's wife was like popping champagne.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
Have you seen this video, Blake?

Speaker 1 (55:59):
No, But it's heartbreaking, honestly because because because is like
literally crying. He's like, it's when you see the world
right and it's so far away and you did look
and he's ninety and he's lived a lie and he's
ninety and he's crying, and Basils is like, we're going
back tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
Yeah, it's it's yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
And he keeps looking over his shoulder where his like
wife and Katie Perry a like popping bottles of champagne,
and he's like, okay, hang on, hang on, hang on
over and then he grabs a bottle of champagne and
starts spraying it and then you just see chatting her
like alone with like tears coming down his face, having
a moment. It's heartbreaking.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
Bezel's wife she's a demon on earth, right.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
It's safe.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
Yeah, she seems like it. But he might also be
a demon. You know, there's not even.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
Might there, like for sure, Bezos. Look, I'm not even
like mister anti billionaire, like.

Speaker 7 (56:59):
But like know you you stand by your bill, yeah,
love the best billionaire you just like what's going on
in Jeff Bezos' mind, Like what is the motivator?

Speaker 3 (57:10):
Like, fuck, dude, going to space?

Speaker 1 (57:13):
I just don't. I'm like, what's the plan?

Speaker 3 (57:16):
How are you? I get gifts ten minutes before Christmas Eve?
It's beautiful. I love it. I need it bad. Dads
need Amazon, right, Sure.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Sure, we do, we do? We do? We do?

Speaker 2 (57:27):
We do? We do.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
That's that's hard. That's our commercial. But the space travel thing,
like is that gonna be for everybody? Is that what
he wants?

Speaker 2 (57:36):
And then what do you? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (57:38):
I think I love the space travel. Some people hate it.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
I'm like, yeah, dude, why did we give up like
trying to travel in space? I think it's shit.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
I don't think we gave up.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
Yeah we did, we kind of did.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
I think we realized that it's kind of not super valuable.
Like I don't think we found anything on the Moon
that made us go, you gotta get back up there
and we need to mine for whatever and whatever.

Speaker 3 (58:03):
Sure it was pretty boring.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
Yeah, but imagine imagine what they're saying, like what Elon's
crazy ass is saying about, like being able to fly
around the world in twenty minutes.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
That's kind of tie like just going.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
Like, dude, but this is the thing I think we're
forgetting that if you can fly around the world in
twenty minutes, it's things just stop mattering. Jay, I'm saying, like,
you have four air pods, that's crazy, it's science. They
essentially don't matter, you know what I'm saying, Like, whereas
somebody's like, dude, I got air pods for Christmas. Holy

(58:39):
fucking shit, I'm never gonna leave. Like there's just you
get to a level where things are so easy that
they just don't matter anymore. That like, so it doesn't
to travel. I mean, it makes it easier to travel,
but also at a certain point, it's like like music.

Speaker 3 (58:55):
Yeah, but it's sort of the thing of just click
on any music. You don't really care anymore unless you're
blak and you buy it is thank you.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
If you love horses and then all of a sudden
you see a car and you're like, well fuck that, Yeah,
then it won't matter. Like you're able to get somewhere
faster via the car, but the horse is better, and
the horses alive, and the horses gotta YadA.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
I love the horse.

Speaker 4 (59:16):
You know's well, well, the technology should unlock things. If
we can fly around the world in twenty minutes.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Then we're gonna be able to get further in space,
so maybe we could get somewhere that will make life
more interesting.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
I just want to go back to trains and yohos.

Speaker 8 (59:35):
This guy had to put together one three D printer
for the guy who like loves gadgets and loves all
this stuff, Suddenly he's like not wanting to travel I personally,
I mean, who knows what it would do to like
your environment?

Speaker 3 (59:50):
Maybe it would be the worst thing in the world,
but I don't care about the environment. What the hell
I'm kidding?

Speaker 1 (59:56):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (59:56):
I guess no, No, I just part of me is
just like, what's that's the plan? Because, like I think
I've even brought this up on here before, but one
of these dudes is creating AI.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
What are we doing.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
The woman interviewing is like, so, what do you think
someone in like ten years, Like, what's it going to
be in ten years? And he's like, I can't even
imagine what it's going to be in ten years. And look,
people are gonna be it's gonna change the world so
much that people are gonna think our lives are stupid
and that we're here and they're probably gonna be piloting
a rocket ship to Mars and think we're pathetic and
it's like in ten years, no, we're not going to

(01:00:29):
be doing that, But like, I just want to hear
like the game plan and maybe they can't give it up,
but maybe they also don't know what the fuck they're doing, so.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
They don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
Well.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
I also, AI is so confusing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
I feel like even the smartest AI people that are working,
that are that are making like they're signing these like
twenty year old kids that are building the AI for
like they're giving them like one hundred million dollars or
fifteen million dollar deals. Uh as if they're Lebron James
of AI, which they very well could be. They don't
even know the AI is going to teach itself and

(01:01:03):
then in ten years from now we're all working for AI.
The craziest part and I think we've covered this, We'll
cover it again. I think Zuckerberg. Zuckerberg said that no
one will have to work, and working will be a
luxury that people will want to do.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
It's just a thing to do. You won't have to
and AI is going to make you so much money.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
And I'm like, but you can't.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
It's going to make the billionaires to trillionaires and the
poor people are still are going to be extra poor.
That's what's gonna happen. But it won't matter.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
I guess there were more more billionaires made last year
than ever before. And I know inflation, da da da,
but I guess more billionaires became, like what's more year
than ever before?

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
But what does that mean? How many people? Is that ten?
How many people became?

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
I think it was seventy four.

Speaker 4 (01:01:46):
Seventy four people on this whole big ass motherfucking planet
that's not allowed people to do.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
But that's a lot of points happened.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
But Blake, that's the point is that, like I know,
there's just probably a few thousand billionaires and there's a
many billions of people. That's what's crazy. Yeah wait, was
I just gonna fucking oh that I might be misquoting
this dude, But the.

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
Peter Teal guy Neo Neil Teal is that his name? Right? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know who is that?

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
Is this what he's.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
Saying about AI where it's like he's saying that if
people want to AI is going to become all powerful,
all knowing essentially become God. And so whoever wants to
stop Ai God, which is what he has a company of,
they're the anti Christ because they're like trying to prevent

(01:02:35):
God from like coming to earth. And I'm like, hey man.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
That's what he's saying.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
Can we get this guy off, like off the steering
wheel here?

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
So well, so there's over three thousand billionaires in the world.
That's a lot holding a combined sixteen point one trillion
dollars in good Let me get it. Let me get
one billion, guys.

Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
Yeah, oh my god, what can you do? Baby?

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
Is it wild to you that like if you asked Elon, like,
can I just get one billion? You've got five hundred? Okay,
get one?

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
Here you go?

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
Yeah, and and not even notice it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
That's gonna start happening, right And.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
And by the way, if you if so, if he
if he gave you a billion, he wouldn't even notice.
And then you, as a bill as a one billionaire,
could give somebody a million and not even.

Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
Million change their ship.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
It's number. A math is crazy, bro break.

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
I feel like that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
I feel like like that's gonna start happening when like
streamers become billionaires.

Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
Yeah, mister beasts.

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
Oh yeah, yeah, the beast mode mister right.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
Yeah, when just like I show speed or whatever, when
he's just like, Okay, I'm a billionaire. Now I'm gonna
give you ten million. If this video gets to ten
million likes, I'm giving you ten.

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
Million or whatever. Yeah, that's when the world will end.
That's when that's when the world will just crack open
and eat itself. Truly, that's kind of sick. I'm ready, guy, Truly,
it sounds fun.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
Do you guys I had Maybe I can't tell the
jokes are just gonna start popping off or not on this.
But yesterday I'm pulling out of my alley and there's
a woman who's like waving like kind of caush like weirdly,
and I'm like, what's going on? She goes weird waves.
Do you have a a like a red or like
an orange cat? And I was like no, and she

(01:04:47):
was like, someone's cat just got hit and on the
side of the road. Dead cat. And I know this cat.
I've seen this cat through my backyard and I'm like,
I text some other neighbors. I'm like, do you guys
have this cat? Whose cat is this? I always see it.
I know it, I know it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
You kill this cat? Shut up?

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
Hang hang on, I find out whose cat it is
you were backing up. It's this older woman, she's probably
in her late seventies. I ring the doorbells rough, and
I go, do you have like the copper colored cat?
And I go, so, I just got flagged down by
a woman whose sow get hit by a car. It's
it's dead.

Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
She was waving weirdly, this weird Her.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
Face goes from like nice old lady smile, like oh
some visitor, right yeah, to my cat just died. And
then I have to like walk her down the block
to the end of the alley and then she scoops
it up old lady style with her hands, bends over,
picks it up. He puts it in her face and

(01:05:52):
so sorry, let me just say this, let me just
preface this.

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
Cat is what do you mean in her hands, blake?

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
What do you think she she picked up some devil sticks, blake,
and then she started fucking.

Speaker 4 (01:06:04):
You do you pick up a bloody, nasty dead cat?

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
Your cats, it's your cat, but it's it's intestines are
coming out as astronaut.

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
No no, no, no, no. I should preface the cat just
was dead and probably broken back or whatever. It was
just there, nothing crazy. She picks it up and you know.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
It's still warming.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
I'm like devastating sounds.

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
And then she's like, yeah, I'm gonna walk back down
the alley. I'll handle this, and I'm like.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
Get fucked up.

Speaker 3 (01:06:37):
Just wrecked my day. I'm sorry that wrecked your day. No, no, no,
but you know what I'm saying. No, but just that
kind of like you as we go through life.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
You have a day, you do this, you do that,
you eat, you all your kids, well, you gotta eat
too many chips, whatever it is.

Speaker 3 (01:06:51):
You just fucking you're doing.

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
This thing right. Very few times in life do you
have like an interaction with a neighbor you kind of.

Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
Know, fuck too many chips, right right, I'm just saying,
like the upside of life art how many chips?

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
I shouldn't have beaten all those?

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
The worst part of the day sometimes where you're like, yeah,
I can't believe that, and then you have something to
do like that, we're like, god, damn it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
Oh that's too bad for her Man's that's real.

Speaker 4 (01:07:25):
That was her best friend, like in this earth and
someone fucking ran over it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
Does she have.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
A husband around or is there another person in her life?
Or she solo de worst part worst part of it.
He died last year?

Speaker 4 (01:07:39):
Oh what did she? She didn't let off some like
fuck like did you see rage? Or it was just
total sad in no blake.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
It was just absolute devastation. And then she's texting me
like videos of the cat when it was a live
you gave her your number, she has it or she
had emmas and she's sending uh videos of the cat
like massaging her dog like fun cato is.

Speaker 3 (01:08:04):
She saying, I know you did it. I know you
did it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
I know you did it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
Motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
Yeah, I will find part of me.

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
Part of me walking away was like, does she think
I made up that I saw somebody and that somebody
flagged me down?

Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
So I was giving like extra hotails. What if she
picked it up and she looked at you and she said, right,
she goes, let me see you're tired.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
I know you did it. I listened to the pod.
I know you hate dogs. Let me smell your breast.

Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
But I did give like way more details.

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
Thann Uh, you ate too many chips and killed my
cat d no, no, you're going to kill me.

Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
You gotta believe me.

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
I don't know the code you're going to have to
kill me.

Speaker 3 (01:08:51):
But just like a fucking so anyway, I went and
got her a cat this morning. You know you did it?

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
Yeah, I just gave her a cat. What flowers? I'm
just joking that, like, yeah, we should just get her
another cat.

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
And there was a cat inside. Get the exact same
cat and get.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
Two of them. I got you two more and put
them in her backyard.

Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
Yeah, oh, that's a good idea.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
You just get a bunch of cats that look similar
and release them in the neighborhood. And then she's constantly
seen her cat out and abount.

Speaker 4 (01:09:21):
And TikTok it like yo, dude, so this is not happy.
Now I'm going to release one hundred.

Speaker 3 (01:09:27):
Hundred cats in her backyard. She gets like like a subscribe.

Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
She goes to like an insane asylum because she just
loses her ship.

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
Backfire smash the like button.

Speaker 9 (01:09:39):
Every cat has a thousand dollars, a thousand dollars tied
to its collar. Oh my god, each cat has a
thousand dollars inside its stomach inside.

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
Can you rip it open and get the any take
back any apologies and slams. We didn't cover this, but
Rob Ryaner Rob Ryan LRP, God, we guess guess what
and we're late.

Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
Still I'm still said still unreal?

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
Uh he did you guys ever meet him? I met
him a handful of times. I did not at the improv.
I don't know who, if it was his daughter or
granddaughter or someone, but Rob Ryder and Carl Reiner would
come to the improv to watch a member of their family.
I forget who it was. Do they They did like

(01:10:37):
stand up comedy classes and they would have like their
little graduations where they'd get up and do five minutes.
And they came multiple times to watch their granddaughter or
great granddaughter whoever it was, perform, And it was very
cute how supportive the whole family was for this little thing,
and they were super nice.

Speaker 3 (01:10:56):
You call the event? Yeah, I was like, what's up
a little thie?

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
Uh? And Carl specific sorry Rob specifically. Carl was very
very old at this point, but Rob specifically was just
a absolute sweetheart of a guy, like would come in
with super polite, super nice to all the staff. Everybody
was excited that he was there.

Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:11:19):
So I mean, it kind of seemed like there was
literally zero people who had a bad thing to say
about him other than the president.

Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
So that was like, it's just like he was a
total just hero.

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
Yeah, let's touch on this for one moment. Trump's post
on his thing.

Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
Dude, is he's deranged is a.

Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
Window into a mind that you just don't want in
charge of anyone's well being. Yeah, what the fuck are
we doing here?

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
And he's our president? It was so scary, dude, I'm like, Jesus,
could you even imagine saying that about anyone, anyone anyone
who just died, Like even even is your neighbor who
would always like light trash and throw it in your backyard.
So like a crazy person who's your neighbor who you're like,

(01:12:13):
I just wish this guy would fucking move or die already.
This guy sucks and then he does die because his
psychotic son murders him.

Speaker 3 (01:12:21):
You still good, God, And you wouldn't post that. Yeah,
you wouldn't post that. You'd be like Jesus.

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
You might go, I'm glad he's not throwing the trash
in my yard anymore. Yeah, that's on fire. But you
wouldn't post.

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
Trump any take backs or apologies Trump.

Speaker 3 (01:12:36):
God damn.

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
That's he would never take back anything ever, because he's
a true loon. And since it is January sixth, I
would like to have no more takebacks. That's what I'm proposing.
We don't take anything back anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:12:51):
J six Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
Okay, you want to speak more on that or I'll
just leave it there. Kind of my thing, the whole
Rob Reiner. Though, we have to keep training into our seventies.

Speaker 3 (01:13:06):
You're not.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
We have to fight our children someday.

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
You're not wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
Oh geez.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
Yeah, physical health.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
Like I know we talk about mental health and all that.
I'm talking about physical health.

Speaker 4 (01:13:17):
You gotta stay strong, you need to train, stay ready,
stay ready.

Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
I've been apparently he was like a big dude, the kid,
or he wasn't small.

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:13:27):
I honestly, I have not looked into any aspect of that.
It sounded so bad. I just don't I don't even
want to know. Yea, they said he was like six three,
two thirty. That's like almost a Kyle.

Speaker 1 (01:13:37):
And then of course I'm like, I'm sure that kid
smiled at one point in a photo and didn't look
like a absolute serial killer.

Speaker 3 (01:13:45):
Psychopath. The photos are haunting. I'm sure he smiled in
photos before, but they didn't release a single photo of
him looking even remotely normal. No, but did you watch
any interviews with him? I had, I haven't watched anything.
My feed got fucking just full. They're like, ooh, someone
was brutally murdered.

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
This, yeah, exactly, fed eat our boy, but listen like
obviously murderer, but troubled.

Speaker 3 (01:14:11):
Poor guy. Fucking sounded like you.

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
Not doing well. But you watch him in these interviews
and you're just like, oh, man, you're you're pretty disconnected
from like what people.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
Are doing well, from what it looked like, and it
looked like, you know, it appeared from what I've looked into,
like his parents like never gave up on him, Like
they really really tried, Like they produced a movie together
that was like a story about it about.

Speaker 3 (01:14:39):
Yeah, and they just knew it wasn't right, But they
never gave up.

Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
Although I did see one moment where I'm pretty sure
they were like, so was your dad being in the
business and gone a lot? Did that affect you as
a kid? And I'm pretty sure that turn he go, well, yeah,
but so yeah, right, So then he just goes, oh, no,
Like I think he was being sarcastic, but I don't
think Rob picked up on it, because he's kind of

(01:15:05):
spectrumy seeming.

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
Right, And Rob was like, oh, well, that's good to hear.

Speaker 3 (01:15:08):
That's great.

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
And then the interviewer was like, yeah, because sometimes you know,
and he just like looked away.

Speaker 3 (01:15:14):
Like really, fucks it up.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
I guess no one knows that I'm being sarcastic here,
but like, yeah, obviously him being gone and being a
giant star had an effect on me.

Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
Tragic.

Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
It's a fucking nightmare.

Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, but you know how many celebrities
don't have kids that end up murdering them because they
were gone a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:15:35):
It's only like seven, It's only like seven people. Yeah,
so it's an elite list.

Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
Numbers are pretty pretty low. Terrifying, very sad. And that's
another episode.

Speaker 3 (01:15:47):
Wow, bro, we've never gone out.

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
This was important.

Speaker 3 (01:15:51):
Yeah, that was a very sad, sad way to fun.

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
But okay, So I would like to say to our fans,
the crew US is coming up.

Speaker 3 (01:16:01):
Oh yeah, here we go on a lighter note. You're
very excited about that, and it's it's really right.

Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
Around the corner.

Speaker 3 (01:16:09):
It really is.

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
I hopped on the scale earlier today and was terrified
by what I saw. Uh huh fast, and I was like, man,
I gotta I gotta get in shape for this cruise.
But then part of me is like, do I just
let it go, Let it go, maybe be slop, let
it go cruise so I can swallow beers hole, so
I have the frame to handle the amount of beers

(01:16:30):
I know I'm going to be drinking. Yeah, Like, hey,
and didn't didn't you guys see that thing where that
dude made like a championship belt for the cruise that
he's come and it's.

Speaker 4 (01:16:37):
Job as hell. It's like amazing, It's like lord of
the Party. So maybe we'll be the.

Speaker 3 (01:16:43):
Year of the Gentleman of of waite belt, the.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
Lord of the Party.

Speaker 4 (01:16:47):
We might be competing for Lord of the Party year
to year the gentleman.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
Yeah, so get your tickets at this cruise is important,
dot com.

Speaker 3 (01:16:54):
It's going to be a blast.

Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
It's it is going to be.

Speaker 3 (01:16:57):
A blast, and we look forward to seeing you. They
and this was another episode.

Speaker 8 (01:17:02):
Uh important?

Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
What is this you already know?

Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
Oh ship dude place odles a Bruno, What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:17:17):
Well this one is pretty this slowgo You're not wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:17:24):
Neil's great God another song that's a great track. That's
a really great track.

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