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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what's the most important,
bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
This is important.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I barely even get drunk anymore.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Dudes, it sucks.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
This is how you get a caterpillar in your vagina.
You get an infection.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Monday you can party because you have to set it
off right.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Buckle up?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
What up boy boy?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Guys, this one's gonna be hot. This one's gonna be short,
but it's gonna be funny. It's gonna be super fun.
If you're listening, you worn it's.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Gonna be short, hot and funny. Oh the Adam Divine biograph.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Hello, You're hot, funny and short. Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Short, hot, and funny Adam points?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I told you guys first point to the new year.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Well do you guys like saying, hey, listeners.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Hey, did I get any points last week? I think
I might have gotten some points.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I'll tell you what. I My beer has zero points,
zero points zero.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I think that's actually what it does.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Have points about the Heineken zero whoa, guys, you can't
be drinking the Heineken.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
It looks so cold.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Zero in front of me. I didn't I didn't cool mine.
So I had a room temp Heineken zero.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Not as good, not as.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Good, still better wet.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
They are to be enjoyed cold.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
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Speaker 2 (01:47):
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Speaker 3 (01:52):
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Speaker 4 (01:53):
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bitch ass commercial.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
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Speaker 4 (01:59):
How was your guys? This is a New Year's Eve.
We're recording this a week before it comes out years
and we had already New Year's has come and gone,
but we this is our first time seeing each other
since the New Year's So it's good to see you,
it really is.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
And it was a great New Year. It was a
fantastic New year. Like what you do? I just went
club and dude, I went club and so did I.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
But how what does that mean to you?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Did you go out clubbing? People? Were you riot? No?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
No? No, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
That was the six you say that for the six
if I know Blake, its seals okay, club and Sue Okay,
come on, man, No, Samantha DJ party on New Year's Day.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
So I went out New Year's Eve to a restaurant
that was kind of a party, and then I went
out the next day and partied again.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
Dude, Okay, yes, no New year Okay, so it's already.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Yeah what New Year's Science, Adam?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
You did for New Year's Eve?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yeah, I went to I went to a restaurant that
had a party.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Now with sam with you?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Yes, okay, okay, yeah, yeah, I spent it with my
loved one. Okay, that's nice, thank you. That's fun. That's fun.
I like, you know what I like. I like a
good restaurant.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
I feel like I'm at that age if I'm not
at a club, it's too much.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
It's too much.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
And Adam, am I wrong When I say do you
like or have you ever liked? I think maybe you
have being the loud table?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Oh huh?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
And if you did, do you still like being the
loud table?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
The loud table like at a restaurant?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah, you know how you go to a restaurant and
there's the loud table who's just having the best time,
and you're like, I think you guys like you're not
having a good time. You just want to be the
loud table, right, So it's a little performative. There's a
lot of clapping when laughing, and you're like, oh god,
I don't know if you really clap when you laugh
when you're just at home with your friends. No, you
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want to be the loud table.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Adam's not that guy. Adam's not that guy.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
I've never thought about being the loud table or wanted
it to be the loud table. I think I want
to start being I mean, I bet I've I bet
I've been the loud table because we were having a
great time at dinner, but you weren't thinking about it.
But no, I would not say I'm a performative.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I think I can tell the difference between the table
that's having a good time and the table that wants
to be the loud table. See.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
When I think of having a great blowout time, I
think of my bachelor party at the Steak Chalet in
Lake the Ozarks, and that was a true fucking banger
where we all were taking our shirts off. It was
getting a little wet and wild.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
You took your.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Shirts off, so he knew you ordered. Of course, yes,
that was the way to notify that. You tell the listeners,
tell the listeners, so you take your shirt off. So
there's a lot of us. So he was getting confused,
and the only way he could get it straight is
if we took your If you took your shirt off,
you order, yeah, then then he knew you had already
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or like Caesar salad and the listeners, quick, quick and
pop quiz, if you had your shirt on, Yeah, that's right,
that's right.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
You know your order. That's right, Grandma.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Shout out to anybody driving their car who just said
it out loud, send you a shirt.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
No, but I love a I love a good like
big fun dinner. I really do something about it.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Rowdy boy dinner, Like a rowdy boy dinner.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Hey, even rowdy girls. Girls are invited to. Okay, yeah,
you know, just you know, there might be shots involved,
there might be Hey, there might be a beer chug
chug off. If it's me and my boys, not like this,
and and yeah we want the dessert menu, bring it,
you know what, give us one of the Yeah, we're
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gonna need a table of dessert.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Such a boss mood. That's such a boss.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Moved a lot of spoons. We need a lot of spoons.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Man, We're gonna need a lot of spoons.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
If you want to be the dessert menu, you are
such a fucking Basolini.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
That is the most gangster move you can probably do.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
That sounds a good dessert.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
And I don't care where you're at. No, it could
be Red Rob you're in a high end restaurant.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Great, it could be at it could be at Chili's
Too Yeah to Go.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
It could be in the airport.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
It could be at Lax Chilies to Go.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
At the Lax Airport, and you by a round of desserts,
you're a fucking bos som Salni. It might be a
as Blake would say, a Bosolini. Keeps saying it, you
keep saying it. I'm I'm gonna repeat it.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I feel like in twenty twenty six it's gonna be big.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Sali energy.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
So what was the restaurant?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
What was the vibe?
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Like?
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Here Tampa, It's called Sampa. It's a really good restaurant downtown.
It's the desserts them all elevated Filipino food and it's
very tasty.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
See what i'd like about Blake is he gets to
hang out with a lot of Filipinos.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
I do. I live a blessed life in that.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Way, I know, and I admittedly the few Filipinos that
I do know, I like them.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yeah, they're great people. I hate to generalize, but they're
all great.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
They're all great. They're like the Australians of Asia.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Okay, I like that. They're all great.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
You like them all?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I like that. I got no qualms with that.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Yeah, you like them all.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
I love it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
And when they're the loud table, dude, you go, well,
they're the Australian of Asia. And I might even take it.
I might say that Australians are the Filipinos of Australia.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Okay, I like that.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I might just say that.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Well, you know what I love. I love being at
a being at a restaurant and.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Having the background. Yeah, you boys can just get a
little wile. Now, that is bossome.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
If you're loud in the back that you're doing it,
you're doing it because you're loud. If you're doing it
out in my everybody, Like when someone shows up and
everybody screams, I'm like, here's the thing, though, you want
to be the loud table.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Here's the thing, though, Well, what if it's someone's birthday,
it's like a you know, or you know, it's like
an event.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Obviously that's an exception.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
I think that every restaurant should have a back room.
It shouldn't just be nice restaurants like I want the
back room Chilis.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Too, Chilis. I got busy in a burger king background.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
I want a back room at fudd Rocky. You know
what I mean? R I p. Some would get fudd
rock yeah, hell yeah, but don't go in there.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Someone's getting their red fucked.
Speaker 7 (08:37):
Yes, good points points, you know it's one for each points.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Points are flowing in the New Year.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Well, I sort of said it first, Well, I gave.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
It to you. There are two points.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Say it louder when you say it.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Louder and second, yeah, that's usually my move kind of
this thing is going right to my dome into the march.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yeah, I guess, And yeah it does have.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Well that's funny. And then and then you catch it
going New Year's Day day.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Yeah, the party train continued.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
New Year's Day night though, right or like day this
was a day thing.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
New Year's Day night, Yeah, Yeah. Wow, that's wild man. Yeah, man,
shout out to the parent and loss.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
And what is because what what day? What day of
the week was that?
Speaker 3 (09:25):
That's a great question. I don't really know.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I got lost, you guys over this break. I got
real lost on the days. And I guess I'm wondering,
like I guess maybe it was a Saturday night. It
must have been. Must have been a weekend night. We
don't even know now.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
No, no, no, no, that was New Year's Eve?
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Was Wednesday? Thursday?
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Thursday night. Thursday is the classic.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
That's the first of the weekend.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
That's a classic party night. Yeah, Thursday's a classic classic.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Thursday night in college.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Tell us about it.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
It was just like, well, I mean, there was a
real time we went Tuesday to Sunday. But whoa, there
was a time when you just started dipping your toe
in Thursday nights. Freshman sophomore year, we were like, I
think we can do Thursday nights now. It's all good.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
I just want to party.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
It's a slippery slope though, because then it does become
Tuesday nights, but Thursday nights, because Fridays and Saturdays just
aren't enough.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
And you want to party all the time, the best.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Yeah, my college days were spent at the Hollywood Improv
and yeah for us it was.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
Chocolate Sunday it was yeah, well no mo Beta Monday,
Monday that was ours, that was ours.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
No we Wednesday night really went off. That was like
the college night Blake remembers where they would bust in
UCLA kids or.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
What Yeah Ucla and usis yeah literally literally bust them in.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Right, Yeah, they would. They would come in like frats
or like.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
A pries would like bring a literal bus and so
then it was just and I was twenty one working
there and it was time of my life.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
And I would say the college kids are the Filipinos
of Australia. That's how crazy they are.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Huh Okay, I don't know, I told you, dud. But
Wednesday nights, man, what day can't you party?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
And so when your girls djaying, where are you? Are
you stage side or are you mingling? Are their friends
you're there with or do you just have to stage time?
Speaker 4 (11:33):
The answer is Monday, Blake. Monday's the day that you rest.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Monday you can party because you have to set it
off right. I think Tuesday is the day for no
party Tuesday's a non party day, Okay.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
I would say Monday and Tuesday that should be you're
you're taking a break.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I would say Monday feels wrong, well, Tuesday feels naughty
in a good.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Isaac popping in with Taco Tuesday. That is, it's a
great But that's why they create.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Any like, is there a reason you don't have that
tattooed across your belly?
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Maybe the only good thing he's ever put in the
chat beats it the first time he's really come come
in swinging. Thank you, Isaac Taco.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Too, because because Adam that was so automatic for him,
that wasn't even a thought. Now that's just a knee
jerk reaction from the Southern California Sunburnt dad.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Brash dude, big Red, the Red Wave. He's right though,
I think that's why they started Taco Tuesday is because
Tuesdays are so bad and depressing that they had to
ignite it with Taco Tuesday. Tuesday is depressing, but Tuesdays,
Tuesdays suck. Tuesdays are terrible. I don't know, I hate Tuesday.
I don't Tuesdays. You're on you're on your way. Nothing
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happens on Tuesday. There's no football. There's no and you
know I love my football.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
There's no there's no swim meets.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
It's not Yeah, you're right, man, Yeah, maybe Tuesday does.
So Tuesday is I think it is the worst day
of the week.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
But that's my point is that like Tuesday is for leaders, okay,
because you go out. If you grab your guys and
you go out on Tuesday, Huh, you're setting the fucking table.
You want to be the loud go to see lot
loud tables. Tuesday night is the king night for loud
tables because people are going out with intention.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Mmm, I was intoxicated.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Tuesday night is when you go out and any table
in the restaurant is the loud table because they're one
of the only tables in the restaurant. So anyone who's
there talking is the loud table.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Also, if you were going out on Tuesday in college,
you were running into all the alcoholics, so it was
just like an automatic like hey you're out, I see
you around. But like Tuesday, here we are.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Fuck dude, Chloe and I will run into We used
to go to the bar, one of the dive bars
down the street from our house, and we used to
go there often to where we knew a lot of
the people. The barflies that and now we will see
them out and about in the streets or even like
walking with bo and and we will see them like
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walking a dog, wearing sweatpants, covered in piss, like weird
stains on their shirt, and they're like.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Hey, clothes, look at you.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
You had the baby, you had the baby, the baby.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
And you're like, Jesus Christ, we like know this person,
we like and by the way, hugged them. We've hugged
this person dozens of times, dozens of times, so like
very friendly in the bar, in the bar, very friendly, yes,
But then you see them out in the real world
and they're like disheveled looking, they're blackout and it's a Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Part of me thinks this is when Adam's out walking
and he kind of catches his reflection and looks away,
thinking he saw somebody from the bar they got with.
But really, you got you got drunk with yourself looking.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Would barely even get drunk anymore.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Dude, Come on, I'm with you, but I just got
back from vacation. But are we are we tying? Are
you done finished with your have we milk your New
Year's blazer?
Speaker 6 (15:13):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Yeah, yeah, No, it was that was like, how was
the how was the DJ night? I assume killed it?
Speaker 3 (15:19):
She ripped it up? Dude, it was dope. Yeah, anybody's
dicks come out? Or what kind of party was it? No,
it wasn't. It wasn't that it was. It was like
it was like elevated. Oh it was kind of an
elevated hip hop party.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Oh yeah, yeah, elevated hip Let's say a little more
so little is this like backpack wrap? Is that what
we're saying a lot of electric cars from a tribe.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Call Quest, Yes it is. It's a party called the
do Over. It's a party that's been glass in Los Angeles.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
For a very gesus like it's like twenty that's a
Sunday party, isn't it usually?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Yeah? But this was the New Over because it's New
Year and they always do a party.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Did you come up with that?
Speaker 3 (15:58):
I didn't say, guy stopped stop the stop the music?
I got it. No, but it's cool. But yeah, they
plays like older hip hop and stuff like that. It
doesn't get dicks weren't out. They could be, but I
didn't see them. And my dick stayed cheap. Imagine if
they played newer hip hop.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
I'm doing it now, I'm doing it.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Literally, no one would be dancing.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
We were talking about that, no one would be dancing
because the hip hop that I've heard lately, it's it's
not dancing music from like the New the New Kids.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
It's just like, yeah, yeah, it's a little horror Cory.
It's a little horror Cory.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Yeah. Everyone's just like trying to like peel their fingernails.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Off, like in the video. It's like, what spooky shit?
Speaker 3 (16:48):
What what artists are you speaking of right now? I'm
kind of you don't.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Even know, Adam, you don't know, I don't know. But
there is a sound. There is a sound. There's not
many people to differentiate these days.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
It's it's not a lot of dance fun hip hop.
It's we've entered a realm of uh who was the
one that that passed away? And he was like the
guy and then it's like emo rap like XX EXTENTI,
Oh yeah, yeah, it was so someone like that. Now
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Now everything now everyone's a little zan. You know, they're
sleep they're they're sleepy. Everyone's so sleepy, or they're peeling
their fingernails off to feel something.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
No, I'm like, Okay, the Internet, Okay, I blame it.
I blame Instagram just getting watered down. People are trying
to who knows.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
I actually like it. I love it.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
I think it's all cool and good.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
And I'm young too, that's cool, dude. I just I
read I like, was going to sleep last night and
I'm looking at my phone when I should just be
like put it down. And this thing called dogging? Have
you heard of all?
Speaker 1 (18:01):
No?
Speaker 2 (18:01):
But come on, I'm already in what is it?
Speaker 4 (18:05):
So apparently it was a thing.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
And where are you discovering this place?
Speaker 4 (18:09):
It was an article Vice, it was like vice dot
com or something, but that's not where I found it.
I for whatever reason, it was just in my feed
and I cleared. But it's called dogging. I guess it
started in like the nineties in the UK, and it
would be like all the sexy golf tains and guy,
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they go out into fucking faields, into parking lots and
they go to the little hockeying areas and they fucking
chat and they'd like have gang bangs and ship docky.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
This sounds like, uh, righteous jemsones it? Does like club warehouse.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Shit, yes it does.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
It does seem like that this is now happening in
LA and you're just in Griffith Park and all the
fucking goth kids with their spiky elmer glue hair are
fucking each other and just in.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
The parks and ship.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
Wait, what this is a public daytime fucking or this
is like in the evening? You know this is a
true it's the cover of nice sun sets early. It's
a wintertime, so sun sun setting early.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
You know it's it's under the cover.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
But there's like forty of them out there just fucking
each other.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
And it's called doggy.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
But by the way, I don't believe it because I
was having a hard time believing it, but because the
photos that that Vice magazine had everyone was real cool looking,
really real sexy and real cool looking in a way
that I'm like, did they only catch the sexy hot ones?
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Because I know some goth people, So.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
This is a group of attractive goth people fucking outside
instead of just pairing up and fucking your crib like
a normal person. Yep, this is how you get a
caterpillar in your vagina. You get an infection just the
way you get a mosquito by your dick.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
And there's scorpions out there. This is Griffith Park, you know,
we're in the deserts.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
And by the way, I hope they're honoring the gay
population that have been using Griffith Park for generations for
hand jobs and blow jobs.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Really hope.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
I hope they're pouring one out. They're taking over.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
Yeah, they're sort of taking that from the gays.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Don't love that.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Yeah, that's fucked up. And you just randomly discovered this
atom This wasn't something you see. You didn't seek that out.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Yeah, dogging, we'd have to do. I'm not logged into
my Instagram.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Not everything. He needs a name, and I'll start with
this does not need a name.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Yeah, that should just be called like public group sex.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Right, that's just a worgy in the park.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
Can you guys open Todd's link? I can't open it, but.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Yes I can't.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Should we start making hot dogs called Todd's Links?
Speaker 3 (20:54):
No, it says this content may be inappropriate and I
have to log in. You gotta log in in and
then then I don't know, Sorry, Todd?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
What what is it?
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Is it? Pornography of log are right?
Speaker 4 (21:05):
It must be the link to cause I was on Instagram.
Instagram is the Vice article?
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Now when you say a Vice article you're reading on Instagram, Yeah,
what the hell? Or it's like a Vice like sixty
minutes type thing.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
It was like, look at these, look at these like
six slides, and it sort of broke it down the
article and then oh, you'd have to pay to read
the whole article.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
And I'm not going to do that.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
Yeah no, but I am going to look at the
slides and then tell my boys about it the next day.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
And what I what.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
The reason I don't believe it is the people in
the article or the people in the photos that supposedly
they just caught mid mid like, oh, don't look, We're
way too sexy and cool looking, And I'm like, that's
not what they would actually look like. If you get
a bunch of goth people in a park, fuck it,
these are goth baddies. Though these are goth baddies.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Goth baddies can do.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
They don't have to go to the park, they don't
need to be dogging.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
But the thing it started in the UK, and you
bet the UK they'd all be sexy but with really
fucked up tae get down the months.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Wait, do you like when you do the accident to
British people?
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Do British people still have fucked up teeth?
Speaker 4 (22:16):
Or have they?
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Have they swung the other way?
Speaker 4 (22:19):
I think if you don't have money, your teeth are
fucked up.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Why are their teeth notoriously fucked up?
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Why? Why?
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Why is it that way?
Speaker 6 (22:28):
I don't think they gal the ship for a while, yeah, forever.
I think America.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Really if you watch like British reality shows now, their
teeth are fucking perfect.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Oh yeah, they're back and they're huge and huge, huge, huge.
I feel like people care now, But I don't know,
maybe we should go back to fucked up teeth. That
ship is sick, dude.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
When you watch movies from the eighties and you look
at some of these people's teeth, Oh my god, is
coffee and cigarettes stains on like a Meryl Streep? You're like,
what happen?
Speaker 3 (23:07):
I'm worried about I was telling you guys on the
pod a while back, but I watched Charlie and the
Chocolate Factory, and the motherfuckers are so ugly in there.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
They're British.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Everyone is uglier than the next. It's just bad. The
people are the teeth, both the people, the teeth, all
of it. It's all fucked. Bro go watch that movie.
Everybody is ugly as fun.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
Yeah, not a lot of beautiful people in that film.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Very ugly.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
I can only picture the New One.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
It might be the ugliest movie, ugliest cast.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
You guys could only picture Wonka No No, which, by
the way, I didn't hate Wanka the way people did.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Really the kids were like, Dad, turn this off. This
is the worst movie I've ever seen. I know.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
I remember you saying that I didn't wait the one
with Timmy shallow may or the one with Johnny Depp.
I just think Timmy Shallo may Isle cutie with the booty.
Really talking about the newest one, the like the prequel.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
I was talking about the the Tim Burton when he
said Wonka Wanka is the newest You talked to him
about that.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
They're all Dorors House here New Year's Okay.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Went to the neighbor's house, did a kid throw down
full dad mode. Woke up the next day at five
thirty and went to Mexico and drank for four days.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
There was a hot dog in my ass. That's where
you were. You were in Mexico.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Went to Mexico.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Yeah, oh hell yeah what same? Hey at the Esperanza
resort where I was waiting for you to tell a lot.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yeah, I went back to that hotel. It's amazing and
it's incredible, humongous. It's way than I didn't even I
was only there for twenty four hours because I was
in mobile making a movie and darted and darted out.
It's huge. I didn't know there were like seven other pools, uh,
and like other like places to be in, restaurants and
(24:54):
blah blah blah blah. Anyway, it was great. We rode camels.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Dude, you rode I didn't know.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
I didn't know that there was that the resort was
that large either. I, like Chloe begrudgingly took a walk.
I'm like, I want to walk around the property, and
she was like, yeah, I want to go to the
pool and I'm like, just walk with me. It was
a nightmare.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
She was the whole characters like are we done? Are
we done walking?
Speaker 4 (25:15):
I'm like, just fucking walk. Yeah, let's walk for twenty
minutes and then we'll be done walking. But we walked
there like ten pools, and like every pool has like
a swim up bar.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Oh that's awesome. Yeah, and all of your thinking of
is the one right next to the the like with
the starling pool. Yeah, that one's badass. That one that's
very great. Cool.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Didn't even go there till the last day. Oh yeah,
didn't even make my way over there.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
It's because they're the children aren't allowed over there.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Correct? And did you bring all three kids?
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Just too Yeah, I don't know as a third I
bring them alls. I got left home? You did times?
Speaker 7 (25:58):
What?
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Oh this is great? Dur's lord what they used to
go without you?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
That?
Speaker 2 (26:05):
And I stayed home and I was like, that's it.
I'm dalk uh.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
See you in the park.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
I'm doing When it would be like hey, older brothers, inappropriate.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Stuff or like too expensive, like if my parents were like,
we're going I think my family went skiing, like three times?
Would happen me?
Speaker 3 (26:25):
What the hell?
Speaker 8 (26:26):
Because it was too expensive to bring you? Then I
was too young, I think I was like, wait what did?
He was like, what about for my high school graduation?
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Wait? Who watched you?
Speaker 2 (26:42):
I would go to my grandma's house.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
The squirrel.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
I would stay at my grandma's house.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Oh, oh my god, well, what was that foot? At least? Sure?
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Yeah, yeah, fine, never learned how to ski, so I
was a fucking adult. My god, no, no, no, I
can't get that. I kind of get that, I mean not,
but that is fucking wrong. I mean, look, I'm having
a four year old now and a twelve and eight
year old. The twelve and eight year old can do
all sorts of shit that the four year old can't.
(27:11):
So I said, we rode camels. We went to this
place where you could do like ATVs and all this stuff,
but like a four year old can't do that. They're
like not allowed to. So we were like, all right,
fuck it, let's ride these camels, which was still kind
of hilarious. Yeah. I'm like, all right, yeah, now I've
ridden a camel check.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Uh yeah, but camels in Mexico is so funny.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
On the beach, we just psychos on ATV, zipping back
and forth. That's all you could do on ATVs was
go back and forth.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Yeah. So you just this goal is to go as
fast as you possibly can. Yeah, you should have raised
them on your camel. You know, camels are pretty full.
That's very fun.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
I mean, what a blast, what a blast that Is.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Went into Cancun to earth can Kuon went into Cobo
fuck Cop went into cop went to some restaurant and
like sent a picture to my brother, who was a
notorious global partier, and he was like, you should go
next door to so and so and like started dropping
all the names. I'm like, how do you know he
went to spring break? I think for twelve years, like
(28:18):
starting sophomore year in college. And he just kept going,
that's legendary. Yeah, that's smart, is awesome?
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Why not?
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Right whatever, which, by the way, happens kind of a
lot whenever I meet someone that is like, I'm actually
friends with Eric.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Holm, their party and their dog and there wild boys.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Yeah he did it.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
I never got to go on spring break. I never
went on a spring break.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Me neither me, neither. We were in the pool.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
We're so lame. We never had a spring break. Let's
maybe we should have a late one.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
No, we did go on spring break. We went down
to Florida for before Workaholics.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Yeah, we were like twenty five years old.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
That is.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
But that was crazy, was it?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Not?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Tallhassen Pensicola, Pensacola.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
That was that seemed almost like a nightmare. Scenario, Like,
I'm almost kind of glad I didn't do spring break
after seeing that one.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
I think that was a bleaker area. It was nar
there's certain like tears right like, and you know when
people are bawling out when they're like we left the
country for spring break, and you're like, oh got it cool? Yeah, well,
people like we all drove down to somewhere, you know,
it's like a true trowdown.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Well, I remember we went down uh To during spring break.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
We were in uh At occ you got this, And
then we drove down to when we were like eighteen,
drove down to where's what is The town is just
south of Tijuana in Mexico.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
What Rosa?
Speaker 4 (29:56):
Yeah Rito? Yeah, Isaac on fire. Yes, we went to
We went to ros Rito and went to Papa's and
beer and it was fucking chaos. I got handcuffed that
night and then the I think I was just so drunk.
The cops were just like I thought I was gonna
(30:16):
pay him off, but I had no money.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
So they were like and they just let me go.
They're like, you don't you really don't have any money.
They're like, all right, let ever cut them in. That's dangerous, brother, that's.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Kind of like, I mean, dude, it was like and
in every waiter is like, uh, do you want water
or just tequila? And You're like, I do want water.
And then they're like, what about the little one?
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Tequila for you young man? And he's my eight year
old's like what.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
No?
Speaker 2 (30:56):
And everywhere we went.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
Do you have one son that you're like, oh, he's
gonna be my wild man? M m that you're already pegging.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
I peg him And that's why he's gonna be the
wild one?
Speaker 3 (31:08):
All right, not very much. Not Bosolini. That's kind of
two and three their trouble interesting.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Yeah, it's mostly because two is wild and made and
he made three wild damn. Like three is like, oh
this is how we operate, and I'm.
Speaker 4 (31:33):
Like, no, I will say number number two Anders was
very nice to my son number one.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Uh to my number one number two when we went
to uh your house for Easter.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
He was he's really good with little kids. He's really good.
It was really my oldest is too like cerebral, Oh yeah, agendary,
he's the dammer.
Speaker 4 (31:56):
Yeah, he's already.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
How does this kid work? And then he opens?
Speaker 4 (32:03):
What temperature does his skins start to melt off his body.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Okay, okay, number okay on his number one, the number
one one, Oh Man to Vegas for New Year's That's right,
that's right. How was it, bro It was an absolute
trow down in a way that you met in a
long time.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Did you meet the man?
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Did you know? Yeah? Very briefly. It was. It was
like I was introduced. He acted like he knew me.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
A great reason I think he was talking to me
is because I was talking with Jelly Roll and then
he came started. He came to talk with Jelly Roll,
and then every he had he had a show that night,
and then he came to the club where was performing. Yeah,
and then I was in the same little like booth
(33:04):
area as.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
A bungalow, so that it was sick.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
But we flew in that morning, so you know, we're
up at like six thirty in the morning to catch
our flight. Flew in, dropped our bags off, went straight
to the football game, the Las Vegas Bowl, Nebraska versus Utah.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Nebraska got smoked and then I remembered you were in Vegas,
and I felt bad work.
Speaker 4 (33:30):
But your quarterbacks hurt, right, Yeah, he's hurt. We had
a few other people that are injured. Yeah, YadA YadA,
worked and then but we had sick. We had still
so we were like right there. So it was that
super fun. And then the coach, uh coach rule. He
(33:51):
put us up in his personal box. So we're like
partying with his like wife and like her friends and
like other coaches kids and stuff and uh uh so
up there, we're doing shots, we're having a good time.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
We're drinking beers. Dog in it, dog in it.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
And then we go back we start dogging it and
then we dogged it. Then we lost, and then we
uh made it back to the hotel.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
How's that stadium?
Speaker 4 (34:16):
Sick, very sick Vegas ran New Yeah, that's it's very sick,
very dark, dude.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
The Raiders for sure play there.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
It was the exact opposite of so Far, where everything
so far is like an alien spaceship has landed and
it's and it's airy and big and white and beautiful
and everything's light and uh, everything is huge. This is
like dark and everything is black and blacked out and
it feels very compassive.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
So to you, white is beautiful and dark black is
is I don't know where you're going with.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
Okay, yes, big. I didn't say it wasn't beautiful. I'm
and it was darker, but so it was sick, it
was very It was fucking cool. And then we we
make it back to the casino and uh, by the
grace of God, and we have the girls all meet
up with us.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
We get ready, we get all dapped up, you know,
Vegas style fit picks.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
And then dude didn't take a single photo.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
What none of us did. We were too drunk.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Love it, love it.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
We're too drunk. Hell yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:27):
And then Ryan, our boy, looks us up with partying in.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
It was a weird.
Speaker 4 (35:32):
It was a weird Vegas experience because we were so
like out of the fold.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Mmmm that out? Yes, what do you what do you
mean by that? Or into in the fold?
Speaker 4 (35:45):
I don't know what what the term would be. So
we worked with we weren't with people. We were in
a booth and on the field. And then where we
were in Vegas, we he let us party in the
the MGM Grand So you.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Were not amongst the people, I think is what you're saying. Yeah,
you were like behind your you were walking behind tunnels
and through and yeah, so.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
We were we partied in the the MGM Grand Mansions Basileen.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
Yeah, so the mansion.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Huge rooms in the MGM.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Yes, we don't even know about that. So they made
I think you said there's twenty rooms something. I think
this is right. I think there's like twenty or thirty rooms.
Each room twenty thousand square.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Feet, Holy Toledo.
Speaker 4 (36:32):
And uh and there's this huge atrium with like this
one hundred foot Christmas tree. It's stunningly beautiful, right, like
you know, like you know, we we all got cocktails.
The cocktails are like fifty dollars a piece. They're the
most delicious espresso martini you've ever had. But it was
(36:55):
like forty five dollars and we're good. Go Google, you're
paying for this or it's I didn't pay for this.
I did not pay for this.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Zach.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
Zach paid for this and was shook, and I'm like,
I'm so sorry, dude.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
I do love the idea of Zach being like you
kind of hooked up everything. Let me let me get
this and it's just four drinks or six drinks.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
I paid for dinner, and dinner was very expensive. But
where do we where do we? Where do we? And
then our boy hooked?
Speaker 4 (37:27):
We had we had no.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
This is the story.
Speaker 4 (37:31):
And then we go back a back path where our
cars are waiting. They take us to Carboa Riviera. We
went and at the Bellagio fountains, b fountaining and absolute
banger of a meal.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
You know, you lean overhere you go, that's a pretty
big squirt.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
Saying that's the loud table. Baby.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Oh, I guess we're the loud table.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
We were not the loud table.
Speaker 4 (38:02):
We were way out done in Vegas. Like there are
some people being very loud.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
Yeah, I don't have to when they get.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
By the way. Loud table people when they get to Vegas.
It's like the World series. Yeah, the wheel. Here we
go and it is regional. It's like what is a
New York loud table versus like a Scottsdale loud table.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
There was all that going on.
Speaker 4 (38:26):
There was there was a I mean there's like it's
international loud tables.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Of course, Adam, thank you, it's this international.
Speaker 4 (38:33):
There was a there was a Instagram. There was like
a influencer loud table where they're just filming each other
the whole time. They're wearing like all versace everything. You know,
they have like a little dog with them. It was
fucking those those guys that we met that are the
CEO of MGM, and and then the other guy who
(38:58):
I thought was the head of food and beverage who
we met, the real tall like jock looking guy with
a strong jaw. Not do you remember, not thunder from
f one, not thunder down under. I know those are
the only guys you remember.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Blake only remembers them.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
So I text Ryan, who was our Vegas hookup. He
was our ex agent. Now he's the president of MGM
Entertainment and he's got a leek's job and he's a
true Boslini and he hooked everything up.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
So I text him. I'm like, I see the CEO
and the head of UH food and Beverage.
Speaker 4 (39:32):
What are their names?
Speaker 3 (39:33):
And he says their names? And the head of food
and Beverage walks past me and he told me it
was Patrick. So I'm like Patrick, Patrick, Patrick.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Because and he really leaned it, yeah, because I'm dumbling down,
you know.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
And he's walking past me and I like lean back,
and I hit him and he.
Speaker 4 (39:51):
Turns around and he goes, oh, hey, yeah, you're Ryan's guy, right,
And I'm like yeah, and he goes, yeah, I'm not
Patrick and I'm like, okay, that's fine. Okay he played it.
He was like, oh no, it's fine, it's fine. But
then he's like, where are you guys going after this?
I'm like, I think we want to go see Bruno
(40:12):
Mars And he's like, I got you. And he hooked
us up and gave us this back that that sick
booth that we got on that second night that overlooks
the stage, and it was perfect. And it was but
it was a different Vegas experience because we didn't get
to You're not just like at roulette table or like,
you're not just at a black track table meeting new friends,
(40:34):
meeting people you know.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
But but it was it was super fun. That sounds dope.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
That's the way I would want to do it too,
just like back doors, Like, oh it's.
Speaker 4 (40:44):
It was very cool, but it was. It was a weird,
weird way to do Vegas, unlike anything I've ever done.
Speaker 7 (40:50):
You know.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Yeah, you liked to high five strangers, walk through the
honestly a little bit, a little bit, and and established
what I might call a loud table.
Speaker 4 (40:58):
Absolutely, you kind of get my crew walk through Vegas,
through some lobbies, stumbling around by a few people and
find the fellow stumblers and be like, I assemble my
loud table where the drugs unite.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Right, there's two places I see Adams strut, and I
think it's the floor in Vegas and airports shades on.
Adam likes a strut and walk a little bigger cuts
my mind.
Speaker 4 (41:25):
He walks with the authority through an airport terminal. Let
them know, Well, see, here's the thing with me in
an airport. You guys, you guys piddle pitdle about. You're piddling,
you're dicking around. I'm like, fucking what are we doing here?
(41:48):
We're just enjoying our time walking through this terminal.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
Let's fucking get there, boys, right.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
And it would help me tremendously if you explain more
about us piddling.
Speaker 3 (41:59):
Yeah, dude, you guys are like fucking what are we doing?
Speaker 4 (42:02):
You're looking at the lights. You're fucking shuffling your little
feet around. You guys are like fucking humming.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
But the plane is gonna take off. That's the same, right,
that's right.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
And guess guess who's gonna be there, Who's gonna be
first sitting down?
Speaker 3 (42:18):
Well, you guys are off kidling, that is right. I
forgot you like to show up to the airport late. Basically,
I like same. I like to be very early to
hate that. Oh, I'm if. I like to go all about.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
If I'm early, I go to Hudson News. I'm dropping
at least one hundred dollars on just Bullshit magazine, rob
Report magazine. I'm getting a dog fancy.
Speaker 3 (42:44):
I like to go and look at like the art
installations at an airport. I think that's all very fun.
That stuff is great.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
Lax are absolutely suspended garbage. There's literal, they're literally They
have a jumbo tron made of garbage garbage at LAX
that lit on fight.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
It's crazy that that's what when the world. It's an inn.
Speaker 4 (43:13):
Tom Bradley's are International Terminal, right, and they have the
jumbo tron made of literal garbage and they call that art.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
And so people come here from singing all over the world.
Which is a stunning airport. The Singapore Airport is unlike anything.
It's beautiful. It's so big, beautiful.
Speaker 4 (43:35):
And then they come to l a X and they
see our garbage jumbo tron and they're like, welcome, Yeah, And.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
I'm sure there's a good story behind it where the
artist is like, this represents whatever, but it doesn't look good.
You know what airport the shark from Jaws?
Speaker 3 (43:55):
What the fuck are we doing? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (43:59):
My dream, samir plan when going to an airport is
I show up one second before they're like, I.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
Like when the when the woman tells me who you?
We just got you in.
Speaker 4 (44:13):
If you were one second later, you wouldn't have been
able to get it. You're lucky you're not checking a bag.
Speaker 3 (44:17):
Guess what.
Speaker 4 (44:18):
I never check a bag ever. I never want to
check a bag.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
And you turn around to her and your guy gives
me your life gives me anxiety look.
Speaker 4 (44:26):
And then and then I like to go through T
S A. And then they're like, you barely got through.
We barely got you through. And then I like to
be there closing the door, and I'm and then since
I walk with such authority, I go halt. And then
and it's was so much authority. I said halt, and
they go what And they don't quite close the door.
(44:49):
And I'm the one you've been waiting for. And then
they open the door and I walk in and as
I'm loading my bag up into the stall above my seat,
the woman says, you're lucky we didn't take off without you.
And then I strap in and then we take off.
My dreams, see like I've achieved it.
Speaker 3 (45:12):
Often that gives me great anxiety knowing that is what
is where you like to function at.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
And by the way, Adam, what's great about what Blake
is saying is I think he misses the most flights
out of the three of us.
Speaker 3 (45:26):
Yo, I've only missed one flight in my life and
that was out of Burbank and it was because I
didn't realize that they like shut the door like thirty
minutes before the flight takes off or something. Yeah, and
I was there. I was there very early, fifteen minutes. Yeah,
I was just watching football, as I do.
Speaker 4 (45:47):
See, if you would have told me you were just
watching football or just got drunk at the bar and
you missed five flights, I wouldn't believe that.
Speaker 3 (45:55):
I truly know I was just.
Speaker 4 (45:56):
Because I've only ever missed one flight too, and that
was because I was so blackout drunk the night before
and we were we were I had a show and
it was in Miami and then at the Miami airport,
we like all missed our flight because we were just
too drunk to make it to the airport.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
Right, But that's kind of like a cool story. That's like, hey,
remember that time and then we all missed our flight.
Speaker 3 (46:22):
Yeah, no, mine was. I just didn't walk over to
the gate. I just I thought I could go.
Speaker 7 (46:29):
Oh, you were sitting there. I thought watched ball at home,
watching football in the restaurant. And then I walked over
and they're like the gates closed. I'm like, that's my
plane right there. And then in staid you can't get
on it.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
Because I think I've.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
Only missed flights because of like connections. I missed connections
where you like and then you got to like fucking
high tail it that ship it's closed.
Speaker 3 (46:50):
Well that's that's usually not your fault. Yeah, that's because
you know you were delayed or whatever.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
I think I missed a flight before, Isaac.
Speaker 3 (46:57):
If I missed a flight, I'll tell you what the
van can Airport I would because I missed a connection flight.
I was at the Vancouver Airport for like eight hours.
That places freaking rocks, dude.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
That's beautiful.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
That's a great one. They've got a little like area
that is like just a tree and it's outside. It's
beautiful and.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
When you walk through it gives you like the history
of Vancouver as you walk and you can look around
and kind of look at the.
Speaker 3 (47:26):
Like it's piddling.
Speaker 4 (47:28):
And I feel like you were. You guys were like
really taken aback when I said you piddle. And then
Blake has proven that he is a pitdler.
Speaker 3 (47:38):
I pitdled the hell you also pit durs doesn't piddle.
He goes and crushes food. He like goes, he gets like.
Speaker 4 (47:49):
But he doesn't be lying there. He doesn't be lying.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
He be linest. I don't be lying. I'll never be lying.
The airport as soon as you walk out that bar.
Speaker 3 (48:02):
There the best, okay, now, listening that.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
Sitting there and getting a couple of beers set up
for your guys who are about to land and and
being ready to be the loud table in an authentic
way might be the greatest feeling of all time. Buying
the round for your guys just so then when they
land and they get off the plane, they walk out
(48:29):
there and you guys fucking get it going.
Speaker 3 (48:31):
That's like some Norland ship as well. Hey did you
did you rent the car from the resort?
Speaker 4 (48:37):
Did you have the esperanza car, pick you up in
the suv, and did they give you the little coronitas?
Speaker 3 (48:43):
What do you mean for the corona chrona? I did not.
Speaker 2 (48:48):
I did not drink as soon as I got in
the car. He can so, by the way, just to
circle back to what we got for Christmas, I didn't
mention that I got a whoop from uh woop my
wife right, so she can see where I am attract me.
(49:08):
It's like it shocks su It shocks you when you
like disagree with your wife. A whoop is like a tracker.
Speaker 6 (49:14):
It's basically like woman, yeah for more than three seconds.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
Or guys, I found out, Yeah, if you're dogging, uh
hell when you sleep and it like tracks your sleep
and it tells you all sorts of shit about your body.
Speaker 3 (49:32):
My, it's weird week.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
My whole week was like twenty five percent recovery because
it was like how many drinks did you have yesterday?
Speaker 3 (49:42):
This thing just judges you the whole time based I
don't like this, so I.
Speaker 2 (49:46):
Think now that I'm back, I'm gonna be in good graces.
But dude, it was like you're dying, that's uh, but
no getting you know what they had at this fucking
uh at this hotel was the new Lincoln? Was it
a navigator or whatever? Mm hmmm, this thing is fucking sick.
Speaker 4 (50:06):
You're in Lincoln, Lincoln.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
The news dashboard situation is that the big screen is
across and it's right under the windshield, and then there's
like a flat table of like a of Like what
are we calling this the dashboard? No, but like I
don't even how to describe it. It's fucking different than
any car I've ever seen before, and it looks kind
(50:29):
of fucking sick.
Speaker 3 (50:30):
Okay, Todd sent a lank let me see this thing
and navigator if you have a due that's boss.
Speaker 2 (50:43):
It's like a table top in front of you.
Speaker 3 (50:45):
Yeah, this is that is Bosolini. This got to be expansively.
It starts at ninety one thousand.
Speaker 2 (50:54):
That's a big car.
Speaker 3 (50:55):
That's a big boy.
Speaker 2 (50:56):
That's a big car.
Speaker 3 (50:57):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (50:58):
I don't I don't want to car that big in
l But if I lived in Orange County or somewhere.
Speaker 3 (51:03):
Maybe maybe I get one. Maybe I get one.
Speaker 2 (51:05):
Not where he was where I kind of meant like, well.
Speaker 4 (51:09):
Now I have I have garages. Now that a boy,
I've upgraded my garage situation. I am so inted for
you to get a bigger car and build a gym
at home. Okay, I know you like being the loud
guy working out at the at the gym.
Speaker 3 (51:29):
For dude, I was a loud guy the other day.
Speaker 4 (51:31):
I was like kind of I had my headphones in blasting.
I was really pushing myself and Uh, this trainer that
I know, this, this female trainer. I'm like a, uh
(51:52):
the last two reps and I didn't even realize I
did it. And she goes and I'm like, was that?
And I take my headphones out and she's like, Wow,
really going for it, huh. And I'm like, ah, fuck,
I'm screaming, aren't I I know I'm screaming because people
have called me out on it before where you're like,
you're so loud when you work out, and I'm like,
I can't.
Speaker 3 (52:12):
I can't help it. So not the loud table, but
you are loud at the gym. I am loud at
the gym. You know you're you're exerting some demons. Yeah,
you're exercising your demons. Interesting, which I haven't interesting about it?
Speaker 2 (52:28):
Well, that's exciting your her odd situation is changing, So
maybe you don't you don't have a gym at home.
Speaker 3 (52:32):
But but maybe I get a big as car. The
issue is is Chloe cannot handle a big car. And
this is the the SND.
Speaker 4 (52:43):
She also likes to take a bunch of shit with
her all the time. She always has a bunch of
stuff on her so she needs the bigger car. But
she can't handle this link and navigator.
Speaker 2 (52:56):
You know, you know, you say, you go, you can't
drive it.
Speaker 3 (53:00):
This daddy's car. Daddy's car.
Speaker 2 (53:02):
This one's where the keys do it? You'll never know.
Speaker 3 (53:08):
Car.
Speaker 2 (53:08):
Yeah, but like my stuff is, she's putting in a
car like she probably doesn't mean anything besides like a
mid sized suv.
Speaker 3 (53:14):
No, No, that's right, and that's what we we have.
It's in the shop.
Speaker 4 (53:19):
It's been in the shop for three months because from
the thing the accident. Yeah, my my assistant got rear
ended just at a red light.
Speaker 3 (53:29):
In our car.
Speaker 4 (53:30):
Yeah, and it's been out of commission for three months
and we still have a have a rental. So cool. Sorry,
we take back back any apologies, any epic slams uh.
Speaker 2 (53:44):
No. Happy New Year, Happy New Year.
Speaker 3 (53:47):
God, it feels good.
Speaker 4 (53:48):
Look in twenty six we've been by the way we've
been friends and we've been doing comedy.
Speaker 3 (53:54):
If that's what you call this for so long time.
Speaker 2 (53:57):
I'm going to say it that way reminds me of why.
Speaker 3 (54:03):
Remember for so long? Really?
Speaker 4 (54:05):
Yea, when when I enter a new year, I kind
of clock back and look at all the relationships in
my life and just to see us for doing doing
it for this long.
Speaker 3 (54:18):
Hm crazy, I'm proud of us.
Speaker 2 (54:20):
And when you say you clock back and you think
of all the relationships, is this you literally going through
your phone and sending happy New Year's texts through your
kind of like rolodex of people who you know.
Speaker 3 (54:32):
No, I don't.
Speaker 4 (54:33):
I've I've done that in the past, but I did not.
Speaker 2 (54:35):
Do that this year. And by the way, it's okay.
Speaker 3 (54:38):
I think that's okay, that's okay.
Speaker 2 (54:40):
I kind of don't like them from people I haven't
seen for a while. Yeah, really, yeah, I go not
now text me on a fucking Tuesday in the middle
of like just out of nowhere going up, Dude, don't
text me when you're going through your fucking rolodex. Sorry,
not a fan, That's all, okay? Does he feel personal?
Speaker 3 (54:59):
Don't tap in? Don't tap in?
Speaker 2 (55:01):
And Adam is this, Are you glad?
Speaker 4 (55:02):
Friend? I am?
Speaker 2 (55:04):
I am when I say things like this, Are you glad?
We're friends all this time?
Speaker 3 (55:07):
Don't tap it?
Speaker 4 (55:08):
You know a lot of people could have bailed on us.
You know, he could one of us could have been
could be like a Kyle who just up sides not
the podcast and doesn't talk to us about it and say, hey,
I think I'm gonna dip from the podcast for a while.
You know, he doesn't even have that conversation, just stops
showing up.
Speaker 2 (55:26):
Just cryptic messages through channels.
Speaker 3 (55:30):
Yeah, you just hear through your manager that that he's
not going to do it for a while.
Speaker 2 (55:37):
While forever.
Speaker 4 (55:38):
But I'm glad the you know, the three of us
are standing strong. Which Ninja Turtle is Kyle, you know
he's down.
Speaker 3 (55:45):
To Yeah, it's great. And by the way, he's that's
everyone's least favorite.
Speaker 2 (55:52):
You know what. This isn't a take back, but I did.
I did come across a YouTube clip the other day
or something that was like calling me out for talking
about the like mental health days, and they're like, jur
isn't good. Guess what all I'm doing is asking questions
about what you're doing on your mental health days, what's protocol? How?
Speaker 3 (56:16):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (56:18):
Is just not going to work? So this is Eden,
This isn't it. So I'm not taking it back. I'm
thinking of things that I think people want me to
take back. And this is a double down.
Speaker 3 (56:33):
We have to start to say double downs.
Speaker 4 (56:38):
It's not something that I want to take back, but
it's something that I want Blake to take back. What's
that when you say Tuesdays is the worst day? When
that song it's going on a dude day?
Speaker 3 (56:53):
Yeah, I mean that is a that is a that's
who is that.
Speaker 2 (56:58):
Is that? I love Macon and yeah, come on Adam Adam.
Speaker 4 (57:03):
Yeah, yeah, And I take that back.
Speaker 3 (57:05):
I take that. I am impressed that you pulled sway Lee.
That's pretty that's pretty impressive.
Speaker 2 (57:10):
I used to work out with him and Blake. What
does a sway Lee song?
Speaker 3 (57:13):
And he and uh, well that would be He's in
Race Rummond. So you know quite quite a few. Oh fan, Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (57:20):
Think that might be the last new hip hop group
that I've enjoyed.
Speaker 4 (57:24):
Oh yeah, they fucking rock. They were the guys that
they were on Ellen the same day I was on Ellen,
and so I'm like the whole place reeked of weed,
and its my first time doing Ellen.
Speaker 3 (57:33):
So I'm like, okay, Ellen, get you some girl. This
fucking lady parties.
Speaker 2 (57:38):
She was busy somewhere yelling.
Speaker 4 (57:39):
And then afterwards afterwards, someone had said that the guy
from Workaholics was on Ellen, and so they come out
of the green room and they sprint past me. They sprint,
They're like, the Workaholics guy, no ship, and they run
down the hall and they run right past me, and
(57:59):
then they turn around and I'm staying in the hall
like waiting to be like, hey, what's up.
Speaker 3 (58:04):
Then they yelled back at their publicist whoever told them,
and they're like, where'd he go?
Speaker 4 (58:09):
The Workaholics guys? And I'm like I'm right here, man,
And then they looked at me and then it was
like three two one, oh shit, okay, and Bake's friend
this is because they just thought of Blake and his hair,
(58:29):
and then we're dumbfounded that it was a guy without
that hair standing before them. So it's okay, it's okay.
Really nice kids. And then they worked out at my
gym for a while, so I became friendly with sweet Lye.
Speaker 3 (58:45):
But so it's going on.
Speaker 4 (58:48):
A dudey, Yeah, and so they said it, and they're
cool young people and the I'm not talking about.
Speaker 3 (58:59):
I love my coning And isn't.
Speaker 2 (59:01):
Like what your baby ships for the first couple of weeks.
Speaker 3 (59:04):
Yeah that's something like that. Yeah, that's that's the meaning.
And Drake's on the track as well.
Speaker 4 (59:09):
Okay, so it goes up for them on a Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (59:13):
Yeah, I will take it back. I take it back
because I forgot that evidence. And you're right, Tuesdays can
definitely go up up, all right, And that this imported.
Speaker 4 (59:34):
And it's called McCone the Newborn first Pop.
Speaker 3 (59:40):
Yeah, Jie, we saved ours. Dude? Is this race rimmer?
Speaker 2 (59:45):
This is.
Speaker 4 (59:47):
I can't tell the difference. They fucking rips.
Speaker 3 (59:53):
It's very good, Yes, very good.
Speaker 2 (59:55):
Now, would you guys call him a one hit wonder?
Speaker 3 (59:57):
No way, I wouldn't