Ep 281: You Didn’t Know Netflix DID IT Like This

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically
crucially important today on This.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Is Important, This is life in the big leagues.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
He just spreads my ass cheeks and goes, Yep, I'll
get here Netflix.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
We're bad.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Let's go whoa new era?

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Drop it dude, Oh my god, here we are a
new era.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Baby. How's this?

Speaker 5 (00:53):
Welcome to Netflix.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Boys. It feels good here. I'll say it was very
good to.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
Blake. Are are you nervous?

Speaker 6 (01:05):
I am kind of a little nervous. We might be
reaching a whole new audience.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
I think a lot of.

Speaker 6 (01:10):
People are saying that these podcasts are going to be
watched during the day by by stay at home moms,
So maybe we give them a little treat.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Right, who's saying that? Who's saying that? Are you okay?

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Wait? Hey all, if you stay at home mom or dads,
this is for you? Yeah wait, he's okay. He's licking
the microphone.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
They know they're watching. Yeah right, well yeah, so for the.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
You're saying for the housewives that are at home or
house dads, housewives, house husband or house dads, they're they're
they're home alone and they're sitting on the whole laundry. Yeah,
they're just like, hey, what's this? This is important podcast?
Maybe I click on this and see what them boys
are up.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
What's so important about.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
This is they've they've aged and then they see Blake
just lapping it up.

Speaker 6 (02:00):
Imagine you're you're you're you're folding your laundry and then
you sit down right here.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Hey, and and what's the sound that gets them ready
for it? Buddy?

Speaker 3 (02:12):
That's when you know, baby, Netflix, how are you if
you're married.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
And and you go to bed and your your your
significant others like, I'm gonna stay up for a little
bit and you hear this sound. Sorry, sorry, it's going down.
You might want to go check on your significant other.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Yeah, this is this is pretty exciting for us to
be on the flicks.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
This is huge. This is huge.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
This is big for us. We're excited, you know, expanding
our reach. I feel a lot of people are gonna
click on you, like what is is this important? Is
this a news program? And it kind of is.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
Yeah, it's sort of.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
It's all inclusive if you ask me, that's why we
don't ask you.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
Yeah, we talk about everything that is in society.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
We very quickly it'll devolve into how often we jerk
off in public? And for Blake, I'm gonna come that's
the only way he knows how to masturbate.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Okay, yeah, joining us, joining us now, let's.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Catch yeah, to catch them up to speed for the
new listeners and viewers. Blake one time masturbated on an airplane.

Speaker 5 (03:24):
I did at a young age, a very young age.
This is this is at a young, very young age.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
And also at a young age, I'm masturbated inside of
my starter coat at a TJ Max.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Did we talk about that at a young age, at
a young at a young age? Is that going to
be your your Netflix drop here where you're you're truth
telling some whole new stories you haven't repeated thirty times. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
I feel whenever I hear a Netflix drop it, it
makes me think of their heart. They're hard hitting documentaries
with that sort of just truth, the truth of everything.
Poop cruise, there's a long making a murder. It's it's
a lot of really really hard hitting stuff and I
love it.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
And also making a murderer. What a What a time
that was?

Speaker 3 (04:13):
That was a time I feel like we all upgraded,
Like Dirsy, your back drop is absolutely gorgeous.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah, you know, I went full d I Y and
went to Target, got some curt some curtain rods, and
then literally hung this ten minutes ago. I'm not sure
what to do with like the cords.

Speaker 5 (04:31):
Yeah, no, it looks cool.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
What do people do with this? What's what's fun about
it is it's gonna fall. It's gonna fall.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Oh yeah, that's gonna be. That's gonna be a great
blooper live.

Speaker 6 (04:42):
Were you guys a little scared because we got some
like pretty new, like high tech cameras. When they were
installing you, did you did you see yourself in the
screen and go like, oh my god, I'm like I've
gotten way way uglier. I kind of had a little
moment where I was a little worried.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah, both Adam and I were to talking about how
you got on. Yeah it's bad.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
We've actually brought that up a lot to each other
on the side on the side.

Speaker 7 (05:05):
Text, Okay, well how ugly Blake has gotten recently.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
Yeah, I'm glad I'm bringing it up now.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Sam's in that text too, Okay, Okay, kind of like
a support group yeah, she's she's kind of she started
it well, I was. She was like, what do I do?
And I was like, honestly, looking can't help.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
I was so off put by how I looked.

Speaker 6 (05:26):
I've thought about going and getting a facial, but it's like,
you can't just walk in and get a facial.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
I bet you could, Yeah, I bet you could.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
I bet you make you walk into the right spot
on Santa Monica Bolivard.

Speaker 6 (05:42):
No, no, no, no, of course, I'm talking about like exfoliating
your skin, getting some some some nice liquids put on it,
and you know, like I think they rub you with
crystals and stuff. But yeah, of course you you have
to set up an appointment, and I just don't think
that's ever going to be something that I that I
ever do, Like it has to be a walk in.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah, now you have your partner is an Asian woman, yes,
and Asian women are known for taking great care of
their skin.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yes, perfect, most of them. Is it you are? That?
Is that the headline? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:17):
I think the best skincare treatments and stuff are from
Asian Korean Korea.

Speaker 5 (06:22):
Korean women are very oh is that right?

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Korean skincare is is probably the most upheld skincare in
the market. Culturally, yes, culturally it is. Culturally, the Korean
skin is.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Okay, if you're listening, he's licking the mic again.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
He's licking again.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
But we don't care about you if you're just listening.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
So don't you think maybe she you could lean on
her and say, hey, hun, maybe you help me with
my skincare routine.

Speaker 6 (06:53):
Well, I think what that's going to be is like, hey,
can you just get me an appointment? Because really it's
about me just getting an appointment to go to the place.
But something about that feels like there's two things I'll
never get an appointment for.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Here we go.

Speaker 6 (07:08):
One is it facial, and the other is like any
sort of like butthole doctor, doctor.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
No, any doctor's fine, butthole.

Speaker 6 (07:15):
I don't want anybody ever kind of looking at my
butthole ever.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
Dude, Oh dude, my doctor.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Every time we've talked about this, but every time I
go in, he just looks at my asshole.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yeah, loose butthole.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
It's so strange because he'll just have me bend over
the table. There's no insertion yet, and I don't think
I'm at that level. He just spreads my ass cheeks
and goes all good here, like all good under the hood.
I'm like, what are we even looking.

Speaker 5 (07:42):
At right now?

Speaker 2 (07:43):
I do kind of under the hood. That's in the hood.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
I think I would let you know if there was
something going on down there that I'm uncomfortable with.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Adam, can I size on it. There is something going on,
and it doesn't have to do with you. It's got
to do with your doctor. Check in your butthole for
zero reasons and Netflix, we're here.

Speaker 6 (08:02):
Did he forget to silence his cell phone and you
heard the don don'm I'm envious of that relationship with
your doctor. I wish I had a doctor who I
was super hyped on to look at my butthole.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
I wish I had.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
He's not super hyped on it. It's not what he said.

Speaker 5 (08:24):
Not that's not the relationship even a little bit.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
I'm not I didn't hear that out.

Speaker 5 (08:29):
I'm not hyped on it. I'm just saying.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
I'm just saying that that's a thing that happens every
time I go to my doctor. It's just part of
like the physical. I get a yearly physical. You know,
I don't see that guy all the time. I'm not,
you know, a super unhealthy person relatively. But I go
to the doctor once a year and he just looks
at my asshole and I don't know what that's about.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
That's why Adam Adam for the podcast, sir, and now
that we're on Netflix, we are some hundreds of millions
of homes, oh, worldwide. I think it would be helpful
for men of a certain age for you to go
back to your doctor and go and after he checks
your asshole for seemingly no reason, you go, hey, man,

(09:11):
why why do you do that? Yeah? What's that about?

Speaker 3 (09:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (09:14):
And when he when he answers you or doesn't. We
need the reports, we need you to report back to us.
He just lacks his lips. Oh just does that thing,
Blake Jordan, Yeah he does that great. Yeah, Okay, he
goes a bit from the podcast on Netflix. We go okay,
that's yeah. Yeah, I've never had that during PHID that

(09:36):
you have to specifically ask, is it because you live
on the beach he's looking for sand I don't understand
it's yeah, he just gives you a like a Nintendo cartridge.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
Well, he is a Hollywood doctor. He's a Hollywood doctor.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
I got it.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
What's a podcast? So I'd like to say more so
we can talk for an hour. But okay, fair enough,
He's sorry.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
Another a doctor.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
I didn't have a doctor, so I asked my agents
and they put me in contact with this doctor. I
think he's a great doctor. The ANKA hoots, dude, you're
gonna get blackmailed.

Speaker 5 (10:11):
I think he's a great doctor.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
I don't understand why he's looking at my asshole, but
he's he's beyond that.

Speaker 5 (10:17):
He's doing a great job.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
What makes him a great actor? As I kind of
tune out, A doctor, a doctor, an actor, he's a doctor.

Speaker 5 (10:24):
He's not an actor.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Is he an actor? I said? I said doctor?

Speaker 6 (10:28):
You said actor? Is he an actor pretending to be
a doctor.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Yeah, he might be. This might be the role of life.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
Yeah, well he's you know, he checks thoroughly.

Speaker 5 (10:39):
So I'm envious, brother, I'm envious.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Is it is your doctor, Eric Leasal from fucking er
and coming to America? Eric Christian Olson.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
That's such a that's such a deep cut. No, I
mean he does like EKGs on me, and you know
sees how my heart's doing.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
What's he say? That stands for what's e KG? Again?

Speaker 3 (10:59):
I'm sorry, that's the way you check your heart, I
believe for like palpitations or yeah, that is right. Okay,
So if I've got weird, my cockles are weird.

Speaker 6 (11:10):
So he's one of these, oh Netflix a gifting, Netflix gifts.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Hello, Okay, yeah, save the reveal.

Speaker 6 (11:18):
I didn't so now that I mean, now that we're
on Netflix, I mean, nothing's gonna change, right, We're gonna
the pod is still the pod.

Speaker 5 (11:25):
Right, like, yeah, the POD's the pod.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
I'm just a little greener, not sure why.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
What is going to change is your your aunt is
going to see this because it's going to easily be
available to her. I feel like we were on YouTube
before and that's obviously very easy to look at.

Speaker 5 (11:44):
But now the algorithm is going to feed it right
to your aunts.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Yes, yeah, and so my aunt Patty, my aunt Cindy,
my aunt Shelley, they're gonna they're my aunt Julie.

Speaker 5 (11:54):
They're tuning in. They're tuning in.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
Yeah, and they're probably going to be disappointed an off put,
you know, and for that, I'm sorry, but hey, you know,
this is life in the big leagues.

Speaker 5 (12:05):
We're on Netflix now people are gonna see it.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
And that's what they don't realize is that when this
is life in the big leagues. Yes, if we're not
licking mics and telling them about our doctors and how
they look at our assholes, we're back to the miners.
What are we doing?

Speaker 5 (12:20):
Well?

Speaker 6 (12:21):
I have a question, So do you think that since
we are on Netflix now, will this funnel into some
of our Netflix projects and get people to watch them?
Because I'm on a season of Is It Cake? That
I would love for people to just if you're on
Netflix right soon, get over there? Season two? Maybe episode
of like is It Cake?

Speaker 3 (12:42):
I feel like you should have pitched maybe Game Overman,
the movie that you start in that was on Netflix.
Maybe The Outlaws, the movie that I started and that
you were in and had a pretty integral part in.

Speaker 5 (12:55):
And maybe not Season two, episode seven of Is It Cake? Sorry?

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Season two, episode one, Thank You Touch go for you
guys at home listening play a little game called is
it Blake? Where you do little screenshots and you slide
right into Blake's DMS and you send him screenshots from
the things you think.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
He should have suggested. Okay, it could be Game Over Man,
it could be the movie Adam suggested he was in
out loss. It could be that.

Speaker 5 (13:25):
It could also be season two, episode one of Is
It Cake?

Speaker 2 (13:30):
It could be it's just gonna be that it's kid friendly.

Speaker 6 (13:35):
It's probably the most kid friendly thing I've ever done
in my career.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Feeling you know, and it feels good. And if you
thought of a spinoff, could there be a spinoff where
it's called is it Blake? Where we see your acting
range where you go out in public and people meet
four people and you're in prosthetics and all sorts of stuff,
and then they have to guess which person is you?
How good would that be?

Speaker 5 (13:58):
I feel like immediately they would be able.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
To tell which guy is me? So that's you're Blake
right now?

Speaker 3 (14:05):
I feel like, well, you know, on any bar that
you go to where there's a lot of young people,
like on a college campus or something, or uh, you know,
a sporting events, We're at a bar and there's a
lot of young people. Uh, there's always two to three
people that look identical to Blake. And it makes me go,
are they did they see Blake on work alls all

(14:26):
those years ago and they go that's my look? Or
does Blake have such like a and I don't want
to say basic because that's a that's a.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Kind of a mean comment. Ubiquitous.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Well, I feel like I have a very basic look.
I'm like a pretty standard issue carbon copy white guy,
you know, But Blake is like this the basic. If
you were to draw a guy that's trying to look
original and then he looks.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Like Blake, I'd love to see you do that.

Speaker 5 (14:54):
By the way, a guy that is trying to look original.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Do you think it's me? You don't think I'm kind
of more like the fact that you didn't say, come original, comba,
like I feel like Netflix has changed.

Speaker 5 (15:04):
You think I'm I look like a person who's trying
to come original.

Speaker 6 (15:09):
You don't think I kind of look like a throwback,
kind of like cool like seventies guy or something.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Maybe maybe that's my vibe a little more. No, not
with that shirt? Okay, okay, uh No, I don't.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
I don't think that Blake, And I'm sorry you want me.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
To say that, But I'm a theater maker. Who'd you
see it starring? Did you see it with what's his name? No?
I saw it in like community college? Oh god, I
see like any Broadway shit, wasn't it like the dude
from here we Go? What are you covering the name
of the script.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
That I'm that's really good, But I look like a muppet.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
I do look like a muppet. Yeah you Yeah, that's
the guy with the gold tooth from the show I
was on the name I can't remember. This is the
way the guy in the in the band in the
Muppet band, the Mayhem guy, the main guy, doctor doctor Tooth.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
I think that is his name is on Fire Today
podcast backdrop.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Dude, honestly, memory, I told you guys that Emma got
me the whoop. I woke up. I had a horrible
night's sleep. I woke up today. I hate this. Check
the stats. What you can see this? Can you see?
Is it focus? What is it not working? Not really?
But who cares? Wait? What is this? Fill me in?

Speaker 5 (16:28):
What is the woo?

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Whoop? Is like a band you rarely gives you your
like biomarkers.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Okay, okay, I wish insane clown Posse was behind it.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Whoop woop. That's a no brainer. Yes, this is important reform.
My sleep is eighteen percent, my recovery is one percent.
And it was like take it easy today and I
go today. The debut of our Netflix it's science I'm
not doing well.

Speaker 6 (16:54):
Wait, hold on, wait, those numbers seem those those numbers
seem absolutely terrible. They can't get worse. What does that mean?
Eighteen percent in one percent? Can you break those down
a little bit for me?

Speaker 2 (17:05):
I'll you know what, Instead of me breaking it down,
slide into Blake's DMS. If you're a whoop, it means
you're having the worst day ever. I fell asleep at
like almost four am last night. Why, I don't know.
Is it? Were you nervous about Netflix?

Speaker 5 (17:20):
You're nervous about the Big Flakes debut.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
No, I was sick the day before, just like twenty
four hour flu. And then she slept like almost twelve hours,
so then like woke up, felt better. Do you get
diarrhea too? Then just couldn't get to sleep that night.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
Now, when you're sick, is that like like a fever
flu or a butt flu? I?

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Like what kind of flu? I like wretched? Never threw up,
but I like went to the toilet and just like
one time, and then I just had the chills in
the sweats all night. Oh don't like that. And I
went to the doc. You looked at my buttle and said,
you're good We're good here, Bro, everything's good. We're done here. No,

(18:06):
So I just had this like little flash, like maybe
it's top flashes.

Speaker 6 (18:09):
Guys, damn, you aren't getting old. That's like something that
happens to really.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
Maybe it's the mones, the hormones are kind of off bound,
the tweaken.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
I don't know where I stand on the like optimization
of health and like really trying to figure out the
exact amount of sleep and the exact amount of this
and the exact amount of that.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
I'm like, I'm gonna wear this for I've worked for
a month to find out my Like it gives you
like your age right, because you are what you are.
But then if you're like obe smoking and whatever, it
knows and it tells you you're older than you are.
If you're working out, exercising, eat it right, you're younger.
So I found out just like four days ago, I'm

(18:59):
five years younger than I'm supposed to go.

Speaker 5 (19:01):
Oh that's why.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
So I think I'm ready to just chuck this sucker.

Speaker 5 (19:06):
Yeah that's fucking bye, bitch, hice dude.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
And then like that's it. I do like a month like.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
The gamification of some of this stuff though, like I
used to make fun of my mom.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
My mom would be like, you know, I just I
just like to go on a walk. I just walk
and I walk in a walk stoopid I used to go.
And then she'll come home and she's just like, I.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Just got home on a five mile walk.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
It was it was goofy or whatever she says, and
I'm like, this is I'm like, Mom, you gotta work out.

Speaker 5 (19:35):
You can't just walk.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
But now I found out the vascularity.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
Your phone will track your steps, and so now I'm
addicted to getting those numbers up to the point that
I'm trying to hit my ten k got a month
or a day and uh.

Speaker 5 (19:51):
And then I'll be at the.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
Gym at the gym and I look down and I'm like,
I only got seven thousand steps. I'll get my ass
on the treadmill and step it out to get those
extra sceptions in.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
Yeah, is that really? It is kind of dumb.

Speaker 6 (20:06):
It is like there's people who like, if they don't
hit their ten k by the time they get home,
they just like pace around their living room.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
So they hit it and they'll beat their spouse. Yeah,
they'll just really get really violent, really.

Speaker 6 (20:18):
Wreck shop on the van. They just which also, you
know it burns calories. That burns calories.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
Yes, and uh and if you are a spouse that
you have a spouse that does things like that, you're
sitting on the couch, just hey, take a moment and watch.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Blake do this. There you go, imagine you up. This
is your happy place. This is your happy place right here.
So but you like, because I I kind of I
don't respond well to those things where it's like you're
almost there, I'm like, I didn't ask you, you know

(20:57):
what I mean? When you get those notifications on your
watch or whatever, I'm like, I don't I'm good.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
I actively don't have an Apple watch because I don't.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
But dude, I don't want. You have to know a
watch for one reason, it's the best reason. But when
you don't want, you don't know when you're on.

Speaker 7 (21:14):
Your wrist, you're going to say it knows when you're
jogging off and it just pulls up browsers.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Uh, it jerks off for you. It starts moving your hand,
so then you know there's magnets in it. You pretend
like it's not your hands, not me. People are listening
to have Apple watches are screaming at their TV or whatever.
However they however, you're consuming this baby, and they're saying
it the number one reason to get an Apple Watch
is so you can find your phone. What You just

(21:42):
go on your watch and you go put it dunk
dark dunk donk, and then you know where your phone is. Okay,
You're like, is my phone upstairs or is it down?
Where's my phone? I don't know where my phone is. Okay.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
I never lose my phone. My phone is always right
by my side.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Here's the problem.

Speaker 5 (21:58):
That's kind of telling. That's kind of telling, But that's okay.

Speaker 6 (22:02):
You've never had it slip between the cushions of your
couch and you're like, ah, where the hell did I
put that thing?

Speaker 5 (22:07):
Or you never left it in the shower?

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Bad commercials? Have you ever lost your phone between the cushions?

Speaker 3 (22:15):
No?

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Hell did I put that thing?

Speaker 6 (22:19):
Sometimes when I'm getting ready, I'll put my phone like
on a shelf, and then I'll I'll walk out the door.

Speaker 5 (22:26):
And then I don't remember where the hell I put the.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
Dam I'm saying, I don't lose my phone. You know,
I set my phone down. I'm a human being, thank you,
But I don't lose it often enough that I need
an annoying ass thing on my wrist that isn't good looking.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
It's not. Uh, that's crazy. You think it's not good looking.

Speaker 5 (22:47):
I think it looks like shit. I think they're stupid
what they're pretty stupid looking.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
That's a hilariously bad take what you think that? I disagree?
Good looking?

Speaker 3 (22:58):
Yeah, no, Adam, you're correct. Your Apple watches there aren't
cool looking. They're just compared to.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
What compared to anything.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Compared compared to a watch, compared to just stay regular
nice yeah, compared to mechanical watch us. No, Apple watches
are not cool looking, my brother, of course they are.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
They're just everywhere now so they're kind of regular. But
when they came out, Dick's got hard coochies.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Got what do you like? It's just a box. I'd
rather have a calculator watch.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
That's just a box too.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
What are we talking about it? It's not it looks
wayte slicker. It's silver, it's metallic slickor.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Yeah, okay, you can you can like change the face
to be whatever the fuck you wanted to be.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
Now, that's just a screen. That's like, that's like the
screen on your phone screen.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
It's just wake up call. You're just a screen right now.
We're on Netflix.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
Okay, see, but I know you own and you do
have a nice watch. Get so you know what a
nice looking watch. I never wear, not the Apple. I
never wear it.

Speaker 5 (24:04):
Because you like to get the text on yours.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
I don't. I like to go put the dunk dunk,
dunk dunk. There's my phone. Rolex ain't doing nothing and
I can't even tell time. I know.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
It's so fucking pissed. I never got this piste on YouTube.
So the issue is right right now is Durs needs
a digital watch because he cannot tell time. But here's
the analog. Here's the reveal, and that's that is true.
It does take him for whatever reason it is.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
It's true. But guess what, here's the reveal. But I
use an analog face. I don't because I want to
learn how to tell time. And I can tell you
right now. There's better ways, bro. It's almost one o'clock. Guys,
there's a better ways. Twelve it's twelve forty.

Speaker 5 (24:57):
How about this? Are you opposed to wearing two watches?

Speaker 2 (25:01):
I've done it, okay, I have done it. I've done it. Traveling.
I've done it traveling. To me, that ball, well, like
I don't want like my Rolex just bouncing around in
a bag.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Why not have two wrisks, two watches on your wrist. Hey, spoiler,
I got two risks.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Or one on each wrist. We could be like, yeah,
that's what I've done. Yeah, okay, but.

Speaker 6 (25:20):
Why not double up? That could be kind of cool too.
That's kind of a flex.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
I don't know. Well, now the whoop's over here. I
don't know what I'm doing. But let me just back
up this Apple watches are are, I believe, a good design.
I don't think that they're an arbitrarily bad design. I
think that there are watches out there.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
To me, it looks like you're just wearing a phone,
which is inherently just not cool.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
And and if you're wearing a Rolex, it just likes
it looks like you're wearing an old speedometer from a
fucking speedboat. We're talking about bird.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
Looks sick, which, dude, I would say that that's your.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Look, and that's the difference between us.

Speaker 3 (25:59):
You can start the penis you had a sick Rolex
burn dude.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Nice? Yeah, yeah, good luck Rolex.

Speaker 5 (26:08):
Per taking Rolex down a notch.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
I don't think Rolex looks bad. In fact, it'd be
interesting if they sent us each a Rolex, yes, to
prove that would be interesting. Yeah, just to to settle
this once, I would I would love the Rose Gold
Daytona with the brown face, just just to have this discussion,
just to take it further on Netflix where influencers.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Honestly, I'm having trouble visualizing it for sure, so it
would be nice.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
And I like your snarky I like your little snarky
background podcast backdrop, podcast backdrop.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
I mean it is kind of kookie. The neon sign
podcast situation is out of control. Yeah, and so when
you get one, don't you go do you feel? I
think there's two types of people, people who get a
neon sign and go I'm official, I did it, I'm
now a podcaster, and people who get it, who had it.

(27:10):
I'm just like, don't you know that this is now
a signifier of just laziness as opposed to like seriousness.

Speaker 6 (27:19):
Right, okay, because you're saying that it's it's required, I
was close, is it?

Speaker 5 (27:26):
Why is it laziness? I don't understand the lazy.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Because everyone's already done it. Like as far as design goes.

Speaker 6 (27:32):
He's he's saying he wants a new creative thing to
have behind you.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Besides almost I almost went to like a hardware store
this morning and bought two giant fake plants that I
was gonna put like crowding over me because it's like,
I would get your plants, get your neon sign you're
a podcast.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
Right, Yeah, I doesn't notice a lot of neon signs.

Speaker 5 (27:59):
I think it's kind of like the effort.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Maybe I'm thinking of cam Maybe I'm thinking of cam girls.
Either way.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
Either way, either.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Way, it's interesting. It's just interesting to me.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
I've never uh paid for I'm we're watching that uh
that show Industry.

Speaker 5 (28:16):
We just started.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
It's like four seasons in and people are like, you
have to see it. And now we're like four episodes
in and it's just like young people fucking each other
in London.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
So we love it. Let me guess are the dogging.

Speaker 5 (28:31):
They're around the street.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
But but one of the guys, uh, his girlfriend caught him.
He was passed out with like a belt around his
neck and he was choking himself while jerking off to
a cam girl.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
Going up on a Tuesday, and the cam.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Girl was already was was talking like hey, Eric or
whatever his name was, Eric, Hey, I'm still paying, You're still.

Speaker 5 (28:56):
Paying for this, And yeah, I guess I didn't realize.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
I thought when you got a cam girl, uh, you
are like one of like a hundred guys in like
a group explain, explain.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
What a nightmare? No, I don't I known.

Speaker 6 (29:15):
I think you can pay for you do I think
I think you can pay for private time like you're
in a group chat setting.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
And then you go like, yo, I'm ready to take
you in time for us. Yeah, I'm ready to take
you into a private route.

Speaker 5 (29:31):
Exactly how much does that cost?

Speaker 2 (29:33):
I mean it varies. You just blue ink you have
a check like out you're gonna die, dude.

Speaker 6 (29:41):
That's like you remember that scene from Ernest Goes to Jail.
It's one of the funniest scenes in cinema history, very funny,
like it bites a pen.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
I think we've talked about it.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
It is one of the funniest scenes in comedy movie history.
Don't explain it, it's not it's it's not talked about it.
Enough goes through, so he bites a pen and there's
pen all over his face essentially.

Speaker 6 (30:04):
Yeah, but oh but he's like trying to put it
back in. It's very funny. It's it's one of the funny.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
And you know they got to do it in one take.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
Oh yeah, because you can't that, you can't reset that.
I think that movie was a one day Okay, what's
up with the fucking hot burns today?

Speaker 5 (30:22):
Have you shown your kids in your view Earnest?

Speaker 3 (30:26):
This this this pivot, uh Ernest, Ernest Saves Christmas was
put on. Uh, it's uh, it's kind of it's an
older film now, so it doesn't quite have like the
set pieces to keep kids attention any longer.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
There's a lot of yours, yes, yes, yes, my kids.

Speaker 6 (30:46):
But there's a lot of like he's like a foreign
person coming into the country, so there's a lot of like.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
It's not t s a back then like racist comedy,
racist comedy. Yeah, god, how do we And.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
That's blake and that's what you miss.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Yeah, you wish there was more of that in comedy nowadays. Well,
Ernest took swings Man and it's like, so he bites
into a pen and then the inks all of it.
It covers his entire face, covers his whole face and
I miss that. I just missed that.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
Then he goes into a Fried Chicken restaurants dancing.

Speaker 6 (31:24):
It's not super it's not as tasteful as it used
to be, but I will say that.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
I do like that. Adam pitches that and then he
slowly he's like, I write that down, and then I go,
that's good. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (31:39):
No, the Ernest Saves Christmas isn't as good as I
remembered it being as a kid. I remember thinking it
was an all time.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
A true masterpiece. And here's what's crazy goes to jail? No, no,
no ah, what's crazy to you? Go Saves Christmas is
the best one? No, no, no, no.

Speaker 5 (31:55):
Best Ernest movie is the Halloween movie.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Stupid, very very good, actually scary.

Speaker 6 (32:01):
No, the best Earnest movie is Ernest Goes to Camp
the Ogs.

Speaker 5 (32:07):
I believe that's the very good, it's very good.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
That has to be the Christmas one when the Reindeers
are on the ceiling. Yes, I remember being like, yo's crazy.

Speaker 6 (32:18):
Okay, so you know the two we're deep diving. Hopefully
Ernest is on Netflix. I don't know that it is,
but they should look into that. But okay, you know
the two dudes. The one guy who's like the larger
man who always does the like the eyes side to side, Yes,
home home Yeah, and the skinny dude who never is
that Vern vern is the camera Vern's you of the

(32:38):
camera guy. And then there's the skinny guy who doesn't
say anything, but he kind of has like the bitter
beer face.

Speaker 5 (32:43):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
They both died last year. They both died in twenty
twenty five, isn't that. I wonder if we gave them
flowers crazy. It's not that crazy. I bet they're like
eighty years old by now, so goodbye. Well maybe, well,
at least I know the skinny guy died.

Speaker 6 (33:02):
I don't know if the larger guy died last year,
but they definitely are both dead, and I'm pretty bummed
about that.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
So it's flowers. You don't know. You just made a
big deal about both of them dying and going. I
don't even know if they're both dead. I know they
are both dead. They are both dead. The gunny guy
died last.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Year, though, and that really bummed me out when I
looked that up, the fact I might be alive.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
I can't wait for someone in twenty years to be like,
remember workaholics. The two of the guys died last year,
I think, and by the way you're laughing.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
We're all gonna just be eighty years old, going like
we didn't we haven't died.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Yeah, And they keep saying the fat one, and we're like, which.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
One, which was the fat one or the ugly one?
They keep saying the really ugly one. I'm the ugly one, guy,
you know, the ugly one.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
I'm the ugly one. And it's obvious. No, it's obvious.
That's probably true. How like, honestly truth be told?

Speaker 6 (34:05):
How how hot do you guys think you are if
you really had to, like hount Rake herself.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
A seven. Yeah. I think everyone just says a seven
so they don't feel I.

Speaker 5 (34:14):
Think I'm probably.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
Way uglier than I think. Okay, so you have good
self confidence? Interesting, Adam, Yes, yes, yes, you weren't saying that.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
I do.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
I do feel like as a whole, as a whole package.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
And it's not just as your doctor as a whole,
as my doctor says, my doctor saw my whole.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
I feel I'm like a nine really, and it's not
just and it's not just looks.

Speaker 5 (34:43):
It's a full package nine.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
You're saying you're one perfect. Hey, hey, mister personality, we're
not talking about it.

Speaker 5 (34:49):
And I know in reality, I'm a six.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
I'm a six. Is that what you think you are?
You think you're a six? You're saying a six? Probably?

Speaker 5 (34:57):
I bet, I bet?

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Why are you a six? Yeah? Come on, just because
your big nose or your weird eyes.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
Big nose, weird eye, extra chins, extra change. I mean,
I'm a little I'm a little shorter. I walk with
like a weird gait because one leg shorter than the other.
I have scars all over from half of my body.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
I'm seeing it now. Yeah, what the hell I don't know.

Speaker 6 (35:17):
But the money maker, then the face is is fawless.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Yeah. And also to just like back up your your personality,
you're not a nine. I think you think your personality
is great, but I think you're just as good looking
as you are charming. Take that for what it is.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
You're well okay, okay, so six, okay, okay, And you're
saying you're seven.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Yeah, but like too too.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Personality huh yeah, well that's true. Yeah, your personality. As
soon as you open your mouth, you drop, you drop, and.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
You know what.

Speaker 5 (36:02):
We're in Hollywood. You don't even need a nice personality.

Speaker 6 (36:04):
Man, who would you say is a Hollywood seven to
compare yourself to? If we're saying seven, Like, who's another
seven on this plane?

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Another Hollywood seven? Who's another Hollywood seven?

Speaker 5 (36:19):
Like Hollywood seven?

Speaker 2 (36:22):
That's that's our age.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
No, it could be anything, just like who like what
is the bar? What is a seven in men?

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Hmm, that's a great question.

Speaker 5 (36:32):
It's like a I don't know, it's like a Matt
Damon a seven? Oh good poll?

Speaker 3 (36:37):
No, I mean what, he's a good looking guy, but
like he's not Brad Pitt.

Speaker 5 (36:41):
He's not gorgeous. I'm not getting a freaking ball.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
But what are we saying that Brad Pitt is a tenth?

Speaker 7 (36:47):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (36:47):
Oh yeah, I think I am.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
It's okay, So, but I don't I think that when
Damon wants to be he can be an eight five,
And then when he knows it's not necessary like an air,
then he you know, eats some ice cream, takes it easy.
But I think when we see The Odyssey, I think
we're all going to be uh recalibrating our votes here.

(37:09):
Very sexual. I haven't seen the trailer comes out next
next year, right, we got all shredded, got shredded up.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
Remember when we saw him, Dursey and I did who
wants to be?

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Did we ever talk about that? We did we ever
talk about that? Did we covered it?

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Maybe we covered it in detail last year?

Speaker 2 (37:28):
The year was twenty twenty five, just a few months ago.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
Right, I was mourning the loss of both of the
earnest guys. So I was in a bad place.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Of course. Of course we didn't meet. We didn't meet
you where you were.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
We met Matt Damon in the backstage holding area and
he was super nice, but he was gaunt. The man
was leaned up because he got very, very skinny for
the odyssey. He also had a gnarly beer, big one,
big one in a way that I would never be.

(38:02):
Like if they hired me to be his role in
the honysty and they're like, hey, you have to grow
an insane beard, is it Osse? We'll come back in
five months and we want to see this beard. And
then I come back in five months, they would fire me.
They're like, okay, they can't, like that's fine. That's five
months of growth. That's five months spotty. That's spotty. Beyond

(38:27):
where's your mustache.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Yikes, who is a seven? I'm I'm thinking of like
sitcom actors. I feel like sitcom actors are usually sevens. Well,
what about what about Joey? What about Matt LeBlanc? I dude,
I went, I was gonna say, Matthew Perry. I'm like, dark, dark,
don't do it. Yeah, and yet as a as a
two here I am talking about it. Uh. I think

(38:52):
I think that Matt LeBlanc is actually hotter. That was
his whole thing. He was like the hot one.

Speaker 5 (38:57):
I'm sorry, which one? Who is matt the but was
like the.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
How you doing? He was Joey, Joey jo.

Speaker 6 (39:05):
You never did it for me as far as like
getting my getting me around.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
Yeah, you were more of a Cody from Step by
Step guy, as we've established.

Speaker 6 (39:13):
Yeah, I feel like I kind of liked the boyfriend
from Full House, Steve.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
Steve was pretty hot.

Speaker 5 (39:21):
I don't remember him.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
I don't remember Steve at all.

Speaker 5 (39:25):
He's the voice of Aladdin.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
Get over it, guy, and this is fine, Blake, and
this is totally cool. But there was a moment that
you questioned your sexuality and you really had to wrestle
with it, not even wrestle with it.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
You were like.

Speaker 5 (39:41):
It was a fight to the death. I knew that
part of me had to die.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
Okay was there? Okay, I did have to That's weird. Yeah,
chill dude, or are you doing a bit from an
earnest movie?

Speaker 3 (39:53):
Was there like a crossroads where you're like, I'm making
a choice? Or because I never, as a child I
thought like this guy's so sexy or something that.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Can't be true.

Speaker 5 (40:06):
I didn't. I never.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
I mean, there's the there is guys that are objectively hot.

Speaker 5 (40:12):
He's objectively a good looking guy.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Have you seen Fight Club? God? Damn.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
I look at him and go, ah, fuck, I wish
I looked like that. I wish I didn't wish look
as pudgy as I look. I wish I didn't look
like a butterball of braggadocia and looked more like Brad.

Speaker 5 (40:32):
Pitt Blake, I think looks at these men and.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
Is able to quickly call out the hot Stephanie's.

Speaker 6 (40:38):
Boyfriend, DJ's boyfriend, Steve is it. If you guys know
who Kimmy Gibbler is, you should know who Steve is.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
These are prime characters. Kimmy Gibbler had something about her.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
Will we we did go into that a little bit,
but Steve is just as important.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Let me gibble.

Speaker 5 (41:00):
Steve was probably laying it down.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
Dude, can't picture him at all. Really, the fact that
we can't come up with the seven is starting to
bother me. Steve, dude, Steve Hale. Okay, so let's go
write down Steve, thank you, and let's think of one
more that anyone knows. Well. Why didn't you cry about it?

Speaker 3 (41:19):
Okay, I said Joey. I thought, I think Joey is
a seven. I know they say he's Joey's.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
I think matt LeBlanc was a seven. Matt LeBlanc was
think sorry, sorry, sorry, who's the other guy who died?
I think he was a seven?

Speaker 5 (41:34):
Matthew Perry.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Matthew Perry, thank you?

Speaker 3 (41:36):
Yeah he's okay, Yeah, those guys, David Swimmer, maybe every
male friend is a seven. I think the three friends
are all seven's. They're fine. I think that's why it works.
They're not bad looking guys, but they're not super good
looking guys.

Speaker 5 (41:52):
Maybe that was the secret.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Is it crazy that we all went to friends or
I thought of friends and you thought of friends? Why
did we think of friends? That show hasn't been on forever.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
You mentioned sitcom and that that's the biggest is.

Speaker 6 (42:05):
The whole catch about Friends is that it's about seven's living,
like being friends with tens and then, uh, dude, what
would you give.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
Phoebe Courtney Courtney Cox on Friends? Have you ever just
turned on an episode and been like, oh.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
My see that was the thing everyone everyone was all
about jan Anniston, Yeah, still Friends.

Speaker 5 (42:25):
Yellow.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Very I was. I was Courtney Cox all dude, It's
it is crazy. I go, oh my gosh.

Speaker 6 (42:34):
You know, and you know what I just watched, like
the Counting Crows documentary.

Speaker 5 (42:39):
I think he dated good both of them.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
I think he dated both of them.

Speaker 5 (42:44):
That's that's something that Likester Jones, mister Jones.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
That when I found that out, Uh, that pissed me
off so much, And that not even pissed me off,
it just I was like, it's something that I can't
even wrap my head around because I don't really care
for their music all that much, like that one album
was pretty good and they had a bunch of hit
songs long November.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
But then.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
That's right, Adam Dirtz, I mean, he must just be
the coolest guy of all fucking time.

Speaker 6 (43:16):
I think so I in the Dock that I watched,
he seemed like he was a pretty kind, caring dude
and also evidently like because that that album was that
album was massive, like oh huge album. Yeah yeah, yeah, dreads.
He had a he had a vibe. Yeah great boys.

Speaker 5 (43:37):
Well see the dreads is what throws me. I'm like,
what woman wants.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
To date a white guy the nineties? Yeah, named Adam
with dreadlocks. That is grotesque. But in that.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
In that area, you're a trailblazer. Your confidence is through
the roof of your head. But I heard it was
a wig. After a while he shaved it and then
he would put a wig on. Is that true or
is that untrue?

Speaker 5 (44:02):
You know it didn't cover that. It did not cover that.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
In the Dock, Todd, who is who was plugged into
the music community, our producer Todd is saying, yes, that
is true.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
That is true.

Speaker 6 (44:14):
So we're saying that Adam Durrett and Andre Agassi both dirts,
they both wore wigs after the fact.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
That's crazy, man, Hey, Blake, that's what we're saying. We're
saying those two things. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
I thought we were saying one of those things. But
I guess we're so blake. Is there something you'd like
to tell us? I would freedom, God, there's nothing. I
would love nothing more than they to have the confidence
to shave your head and wear a wig just for
the bit.

Speaker 6 (44:44):
Yeah, because it would be so it really would be
really funny.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
And maybe you do that on the cruise. Maybe that's
a big reveal.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
On the cruise is a you rip, You rip your
wig off and then do an epic uh you know,
Billy flow, donate.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
Just be yourself.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
You know, my parents are coming on the cruise. They
are Oh yeah, none of.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
Your guys significant others are coming on the cruise, right.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
I don't have any sort of family members attending the cruise.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Answer.

Speaker 5 (45:21):
That sucks for you.

Speaker 6 (45:22):
Yeah, but I'm I'm excited to see your folks at them.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
That'll be fun.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
Yes, it is gonna be a blast.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
There you know, there any ants, any ants? And the uncles.
I'm trying to throw down with the aunts and uncles again, Yeah,
there are and uncles.

Speaker 5 (45:35):
No ants and uncles.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
It's just the parents on this on this trip. Got
a fun aunt and uncle crew.

Speaker 5 (45:41):
I do, Yeah, I do.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
And they're gonna be They're gonna be plugged in now
because we're on Netflix and they're gonna be listening to
every apps as they're sit there and do their laundry
watching Blake flick his tongue.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
I'm not true slurp.

Speaker 5 (45:57):
Yeah, that's what That's what you're doing, dude, that's what
you just did.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Answer the world. You're trying to lap up.

Speaker 6 (46:02):
Hopefully we packed the cruise ship with a bunch of
freaking hot ants or just get you're just sevens.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
I think we did seven. I think we did. We
still haven't named a modern male seven. It's eating you
a lot. I just am like we kind of we
just glazed over it. We gave up, is what we did.
And is that what we're gonna set the we're setting
that kind of press.

Speaker 6 (46:23):
I think we said every every person on Friends and
then of course Steve from Full House fair enough.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
I feel like every I would say, eighty percent of
any male sitcom actor is his seven.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
Yeah, so is like Jim from the Office of seven?
Or is he hotter?

Speaker 5 (46:43):
No, he was might be less.

Speaker 6 (46:46):
You think he's now he's now he's really hot though
he got hotified.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
No, remember when they I think we've because he came
a movie star, and only because he's.

Speaker 6 (46:54):
Tall well, and he dresses in like fatigues. He's hot, dude,
He's like an army man.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
I want him to carry me. Ja's can blow me
in the tall grass of Vietnam?

Speaker 2 (47:04):
What? Yeah? What? You want him to take you like
a friend from a whole house. He's a He's a
second Steve Iffel Tower. He's a seventh. He's so every
guy from a sitcoms a seven. He's a theory. That's
my running theory. George Constanza is a seven. Kramer's a seven.

Speaker 6 (47:26):
Gotcha, bitch, all of Big Bang Theory, every every cast member.

Speaker 5 (47:31):
Sherman, there are some holes. There are some holes.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
You're obsessed with holes? What's going on here? Just going on? Dude?
Are you sure you went to the doctor. You didn't
have a dream.

Speaker 5 (47:43):
Speaking of holes?

Speaker 3 (47:44):
I just I just watched this, uh this video, Shilah
buff did you mention this?

Speaker 5 (47:50):
Did you see this?

Speaker 3 (47:51):
No?

Speaker 2 (47:51):
It got my algorithm.

Speaker 6 (47:53):
I think our algorithm because there's made such a hooplah
about fucking Shiah freaking lab buff.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Durs what last week or two weeks ago made a
big deal about how Shaia should have been the lead
of one battle after another.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
I don't think he should have been I think I
would have enjoyed it more if he played the Leonardo
DiCaprio part.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Okay, Okay, So then now I'm getting like things threat
My algorithm has morphed, and.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
As it does, it metastasizes, it enters your souls a bag.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
So now I'm getting these videos through my algorithm. Because
we were talking about Shila buff and it was He's
being interviewed by someone and they're like, I just want
to was her experience like working on.

Speaker 5 (48:47):
The movie Holes, And he's like, it was a bad one.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
It was bad.

Speaker 5 (48:51):
It was a bad experience.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
Goes in on his experience on Holes because she is
can't just answer a question like that with like, you know,
it wasn't the best experience, but we got through it,
and you know I was better for it or whatever.
He just went in and it went down like a
ten minute rant on the movie Holes. But the crazy
part was they said he said that there were it

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was one hundred and fifty degrees inside the holes, and
you were only allowed to spend to spend like two
minutes in these holes per sag. And then they had
like a little stopwatch off to the side, and they
would stop you in the middle of the take because
you needed to come out of the hole, or else
you would pass out. Children the children did or in
these fucking hole My god, Hollywood doesn't care about them kids.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
And that's why he was ready to play the role
of a lifetime in one battle after another. But I
guess we'll never know. Dang that.

Speaker 6 (49:46):
I thought maybe he was on the wrong side of
history by saying holes was not a good experience. But
that does actually sound like a form of torture that sucks.
Why didn't they get better holes?

Speaker 3 (49:56):
I think holes are just holes and there's no better
or w They just are what they are.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
It's science unless you guys out there know otherwise. Sliding
Blake's dms and SENDI pictures of any holes. Send me
all your favorite holes.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
If you have a favorite, it's just the photo of
my asshole that my doctor has been taken.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Yeah, over the.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
Years, I actually have do you want to kick off
take back? I actually have one hole you might be
interested in.

Speaker 6 (50:23):
I have it from several different years and it's aging
well one of those.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
It's one of those like where they take a picture
of the hole every day for ten years and you
see it age. I'm interested.

Speaker 6 (50:35):
It's just like, dude, has anybody ever done done one
picture of their butthole for a year every day?

Speaker 3 (50:43):
That would be incredible? Yet, that would be incredible.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
Netflix were here, bab Netflix were back. Hey, Netflix, here's
the show. We're bad. See.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Why would that be incredible? Because to me, your asshole
wouldn't change that much.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Within a year. I mean, I guess.

Speaker 6 (51:11):
Who knows? Who knows? Truly, it has never been documented.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
It might be the one party that doesn't age. It's
already wrinkly like an old man.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
I'm very curious. I'm very curious. I would I would
go beyond a year.

Speaker 6 (51:25):
I'd love to see ten years of a butthole aging
to see exactly what kind of changes occur.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
Huh, I think jerseys right, that's the one part of
your body that doesn't age because it just looks like
an asshole.

Speaker 6 (51:38):
Well, then we need to bottle that and get it
used as like a Korean face face oil or something,
because if it never changes.

Speaker 5 (51:46):
You know who sent me, uh, what is the name
of that brand?

Speaker 3 (51:49):
They sent me like a box of skincare stuff and
I didn't use it, but it was have you.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
Got maybe it's mabelin Loreo.

Speaker 5 (51:59):
No, it's like, you know, Frank Grillo.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Pills sure the stunt no fact actor, stunt guy.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
The actor looks super tough. He's in the commercials where
he rubs his face and he's like, I was ever
abought skincare and I started applying this and people say
I look younger, and he doesn't.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
See's seven. He's a seven. There's a hot seven. No,
he's too hot, he's too hot. I like it. He's like,
I've never used skincare. We know we're looking at you.
You look like a catcher smidt. Yeah, but that looks better.

Speaker 5 (52:34):
Yeah, guys look hot when they're wrinkly, all right to me.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
When guys skin looks like like they've done a million
lasers and they've injected ship in their face, it looks bad.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
Yeah, right, you just look it looks weird.

Speaker 5 (52:49):
Guys. You want guys to age a little bit.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
I want Charles Bronson. I want Charles Bronson.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Faith.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
Yes, yes, it's called Caldera Lab. They sent me a
bunch of stuff. I did not use it in there,
but I feel like men nowadays are more likely to
do skin care and I'm not opposed to like washing
my face and putting on moisturizer, sure, but the amount
of steps that they have you jump through, it's like

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crumbling oils on your face and all this exfoliating and
all this shit.

Speaker 5 (53:21):
I don't want to do all this. I want to
do all this, man.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
It is the biggest racket in the fucking world. It's
so cheap to make this stuff and then sell it
for X amount of dollars with somebody's brand name on it.
That's why Homegirl Kick Kardashians a billionaire because she just
did makeup. Makeup is like makeup and perfume and sunglasses
are how you make money. Okay, go off, and should
we announce it? Should we tell them? Guys? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (53:44):
I like how Brad Pitt has one now where he's
just got one. He's like, yeah, I just washed my faces.
I just wanted something quick and easy, and then he
lists like five steps.

Speaker 5 (53:54):
He's like, I just washed my face.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
I just exfoliate it, put some oil on, and put
my daily moisture or put my sun block on.

Speaker 5 (54:01):
Then I'm out the door and.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
Then outside and I use the hose water.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
Jesus, that seems like five more steps than I do.

Speaker 5 (54:10):
Man, I don't. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
What's what's your routine? Adam? Give us it, dude.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
In the morning, I wash my face, you do, I
do not get it?

Speaker 5 (54:18):
And then at night I washed my friend.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
You shower, when you shower after the gym, so you
wake up, you wash your face washa meaning what with soap?
But like but like face soap or like hands?

Speaker 3 (54:32):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know. My wife got I think
it's nice soap. It's some ship my wife got me.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
I don't know. So you use a facial soap, cleanser, yeah, cleanser,
so you have a roots. You do that, then you
go to the gym looking real good. Then you come
home and shower Lululemon. You don't need to wash your
face and the shower you do again? Or what rewashed? Dude?
I don't.

Speaker 5 (54:53):
I don't wash my face in the shower.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
Okay, Well afterward, that's not what you're leaning in. I
don't know why. I don't like, what do you? What
do you do? Afterwards? I washed my face okay, and
then the shower due and so that's it at night
at night one.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
And then at night I put on my wife gave
me like a night moisturizer.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
She's just like cream blake like me. You don't do anything. No,
I washed my face and I use a moisturizer. When
you wake up, you wash your face like outside of
the shower.

Speaker 6 (55:24):
It's usually the shower. It's usually the shower because I
take a shower to mourned. But if I don't, then yeah,
I'll probably run some cold water over my face and
then moisturize.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
And what you really should do is put on some sps.
You moisture eyes. This is blowing my mind.

Speaker 5 (55:43):
You don't use a moisturizer.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
I don't do anything. I use soap on my face
in the shower.

Speaker 6 (55:48):
How are you a seven? You're gonna drop the six
by fucking next month.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
I want that bronze and face.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
And a lot of people say Durts is the hottest one.
This is crazy. Maybe that's the trick.

Speaker 5 (55:58):
And I'd love to do a shout out. I'm a
Tatcha guy. I love Tatcha.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
It comes in this.

Speaker 5 (56:02):
This is cravender.

Speaker 6 (56:04):
Well I haven't I have an Asian girlfriend. I have
to take care of my skin, Okay.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
I remember, like Simon Rex had some skincare thing he
sent to me, and I was like, all right, maybe
I'll do this, and I put it right next to
the sink. And then like a month later, I was like,
I'm never doing this. What are we talking about?

Speaker 6 (56:19):
And God blessed you, but you're gonna You're gonna drop
off the edge of a cliff here pretty soon, and
your face is gonna hang like like a basset house.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
I guess a basket house.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
I remember I was I was on Rodeo Drive and
this I was, is that how you road?

Speaker 2 (56:37):
Rodeo Drive?

Speaker 5 (56:38):
And I this like beautiful Russian girl. It was like comean, comean,
look me give you moisture. She was a vampire to
me give you moisturiser.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
And and so I got talked into buying this like
one hundred dollars fucking cream and she's like I was like, yeah,
I just get puff poofy eyes in the morning. And
she's like, oh, you do this at night, you leave it,
you won't have puffy eyes.

Speaker 5 (57:03):
I'm like okay.

Speaker 3 (57:04):
So and then next morning I was going to go
shoot on Modern Family and I go in and it
was one of my first weeks on the show, and
I come in both eyes were swollen.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
Oh yeah, I remember this.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
They were like swollen and there it was called puffy
and fucking crusty, and they had to like do serious
work to my eyes, like with the cold Russians and
like trying to deflate these Russians.

Speaker 5 (57:28):
If they totally fucked me, they're totally fuck I'm already
careful with these Russians. Many there's no Korean skincare.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
I'll say that. It blows my mind that you guys
do that. It's fine, I'm not I don't think. I'm
not judging. I'm just surprised because I just figured, well.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
By the way, moisturizer and washing your face is about
as low as you could go. There's so many more steps. Yeah,
there's oils, there's exfoilating.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
I'm not saying there aren't more steps. I'm just shocked
to hear that there's time taken to to tend. You
don't even put on a sun block, some protection, SPF. Nothing.
If I go running, I put on sunstreen on my face. Okay, Okay,
that's that's a form. That's a thing. What's a form
of taking care of your facial skin? Yeah? Because I
don't want to fucking be sunburned.

Speaker 3 (58:15):
Well, you're also just there. You're talking about you're protecting yourself. Okay,
and I appreciate you. I see you, and and you
you're a hot ass.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
Seven you leaning into eight if you keep that up. Okay, okay,
Well I got to ask more of my guy friends
what they're doing, if they're doing anything, because this is
just blowing my mind. Just blow my mind. Yeah, he
and and maybe I start washing my face in the morning.
It's not gonna happen, but absolutely.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
Yeah, well you do also, Jurs, I feel like we're
more than norm and I feel like you are a
little on the outside because you also don't brush your
teeth at night and ship like you have weird routines.
That true, So I feel most people brush your teeth
in the morning and at night. You don't brush your
teeth at night. You don't, and you don't wash your

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face hardly.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Ever, everyone joining us for the first time here on Netflix.
I brush my teeth in the morning, yes, I don't
brush them at night, yes.

Speaker 6 (59:12):
Which is bizarre behavior and it goes with everything dentists say.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
I don't get cavity.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
Yeah, it goes against what the dentists tell you to do,
which is fine.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
You do fine, do you? But I don't flaws. I'm
doing Okay, what else don't I do? Your fucking disaster?
My guy, I never wipe. You don't have to. You
do not have to.

Speaker 7 (59:37):
Well, well that's that's why the doctor refuses to look
at your ass.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
Yeah right, he smells me when I come in.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
He starts to bend down there and goes, you know
what I'm going, I'm good sponsored by dude.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
Dude wipes, dude, dude wipe. Dude. Yeah, he keeps telling
me about I guess he's trying to sell me do wipe.
He's actually just saying, dude, yes.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams here?

Speaker 6 (01:00:06):
I I would like to apologize to myself and the
listeners for doubting myself, which I do constantly. I always backpedal.
Both Bill Berg and Gerroll, the two dudes from Ernest
did pass away last year.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
God, so I would.

Speaker 6 (01:00:23):
I would really like to give my flowers to comedic icons.

Speaker 5 (01:00:28):
They raised me.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
I don't know how there not able to pronounce their names.

Speaker 6 (01:00:32):
You Butcher, It's like Gerald, how do you how do
you say? How would you say this name?

Speaker 5 (01:00:37):
Gaillard?

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
Gillard Gillard, Yeah is it French? Say with an accent.
That's always fun. You just throw Gatelord Startan and Bill Bird.
Special salute to you.

Speaker 6 (01:00:55):
Comedic Legends to twenty twenty five is that we lost
a lot of icons and and add too to the list.

Speaker 5 (01:01:01):
If you didn't know.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
Do we know when this episode comes out next week? Tuesday?
You know, someone will tell us, someone will tell us.
I don't know when this happens, but the fucking Winter
Olympics or very tearner. I'm very excited. I've got Olympics fever.
It's got me wanting to brush my teeth to night.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
I'll tell you that I've got some appointment watching for that,
that's for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
I can't wait to watch all these sports.

Speaker 5 (01:01:24):
So this will come out the twenty seventh of January.

Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
Okay, great, I think then I'm a little early on
the Olympic stuff. But I can't fucking wait. Get it ready,
because it's gonna be a gonna be a good one.
Oh baby baby, when those bet when they're going down
those slopes and those bells are ring, say, my Prize
Picks account is going to be going off. You there's

(01:01:46):
something fun about it. Bring Home the Gold Boys and Girls.

Speaker 5 (01:01:50):
Any take backs? Any apologies and ampic slams there.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
Jersey Umm? Any take backs? No?

Speaker 6 (01:01:56):
Okay, you want to take back not washing your face
or brushing your teeth for forty years older?

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
What else? What else? What else?

Speaker 5 (01:02:06):
A question?

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
Did your parents teach you to not? Is this something
that you picked up along the way and your brothers
they brush their teeth that night?

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
Or I would I would love that to be the
revelation where it's like, what do you mean brush your
teeth at night? No one does that. You eat macaroni
and then you go straight to sleep, right, No, they
all brush their teeth at night. As far as I know,
it's it's started thing, dude macaroni. He just wants to

(01:02:37):
not do the thing other people are doing. Yeah, that's
that's what it is.

Speaker 6 (01:02:40):
Your whoop is gonna tell you to brush your goddamn teeth.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
I do love the idea of whooping, Like, you're not
brushing your teeth at night? How many steps do you get?
I just don't like it wakes me up in a
way to have men in my mouth. I'm like, it's sospicy.
What if you don't even say kids toothpaste because it's
so gross. Don't you do a little bubble gum? No,
it's so gnarly. Why don't you do it?

Speaker 5 (01:03:03):
Not a not flavored toothpaste that night, just not flavored toothpaste?

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
Where's that? Don't they have a not flavored toothpaste? I'm
sure they do. Yeah, sure they do. They've gotta be Yeah,
it's too strong.

Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
The fact that it's too spicy.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
For you, too spicy, which is something that can which
is something kids always say, which is amazing. I've got
that too spicy for my four year old. Yeah, I
just don't like it, And uh, I don't. And you're
not going to take that back or apologize for that?

Speaker 6 (01:03:37):
And Adam, are you going to take back anything? Or
would you like a special shout out to something?

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:03:42):
No, I would like to shout out. The cruise that's
coming up.

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
Oh yeah, February twenty second through the twenty sixth seventh,
what are the days?

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
Twenty six?

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
Yeah, yeah, twenty second through the twenty six leaving Tampa
to Cosamel.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
Mexico, Tampa to Cosmo. It's gonna be a.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
Fucking banger and I'm so excited for it. We still
have tickets available at this cruise is Important dot Com.
Come on, bring your friends. My parents are gonna be there.
You could throw down with Penny and Dennis. I plan
on getting my dad on a microphone to say.

Speaker 5 (01:04:17):
That it's important, that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
It's important, live good, live well.

Speaker 5 (01:04:23):
Hey hey, and we're on Netflix now.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
Yes. Good first episode.

Speaker 5 (01:04:29):
Good first stab. It feels good, feel free.

Speaker 6 (01:04:32):
If you're finishing the podcast, the head on over to
Is It Cake? Season two, episode one and check out
your boy.

Speaker 5 (01:04:38):
All right, and that was another episode

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
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