Ep 283: Live From The Super Bowl: Bussin’ With A Bunch Of Boys

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Live from day one at radio row with guests Frank Caliendo and Beau Allen, plus Will Compton and Taylor Lewan from Bussin' With The Boys. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This is important a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what's the most important,
bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
This is important. Sometimes you got to go to an
island for a fuck fast.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Let's get serious for one fucking second.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Put that titty away, buckle up.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Okay, we are here. Super Bowl sixty baby, that sort
of live on Netflix. By the time this comes out,
the super Bowl would have already happened. Comes out comes
out to row.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yes today, Ary, I don't know be talking Frank. We
have to introduce you. I had to frankt that you're
Frank in it.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
We have an absolute comedic legend with us here today.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Hello. Yeah. He can do almost every impression known to man.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Want to say, I want to say that, and I
just did, ladies and gentlemen, Frank Kelly endo all let
me let.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
Me, let me preface that I'm more of a magician
than a wizard. Okay, And what is what is a magician?
Somebody who practices a trick over and over and over
till they can perform the illusion in front of the audience.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
What is a wizard? Something that doesn't exist?

Speaker 5 (01:34):
So controversial you're saying wizards do not exist?

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Oh boy, because in our world there's a portal that
opens up and gangster wrapping wizards from another realm. They
come out of it and they say things like straight
out on more door for more Wizards.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Don't say to us because we're the number one so
of role. Sorry, Frank, we're really jumping you in.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
I'm already lost and I'm glad I like it. There
are rapping wizards that look almost exactly like us that
are not us. This is true, that come from a
reportal that we have never been through because we are
not them. But these rapping wizards who have an album
on Spotify, yes, Purple Magic.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
So you saying that wizards don't exist? That really offends.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
My wizard community.

Speaker 6 (02:23):
Yes, right out the gate. That'd be like if I
told you magicians don't exist. Do you see? I see
where you're coming from. So can I narrate? Is Morgan
Freeman then to save it?

Speaker 7 (02:32):
And that's when Frank realized he was in the wrong situation.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
He opened his mouth, gotcha, bitch, I love that. That's
when he realized, why did I come on this podcast? No,
I'm loving it so far. Well, Hey, they're a wizardry.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
Welcome to the podcast, Welcome to the super Bowl week, Like,
are you hitting the ground running?

Speaker 3 (02:52):
What's up?

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Well?

Speaker 4 (02:53):
I come for the super Bowl pre festivities. The pre
super Bowl festivities is how I would probably order that.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
So I you don't like the main well because it
gets too busy.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
It gets and I've been to quite a few. I
worked at Fox for many years. I actually got kicked
out of a super Bowl.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
What what did you do to? I had a field.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
Pass, drunken, disorderly second part true? Okay, okay, uh no,
I had a field pass. I was down on the field.
This guy, you guys know who Jay Glazer is. It's
like an NFL insiders to work out with him work.
I got your work. We look identical, you guys look
I look well like Ramman, he Man Raster Universe movie.
I should be Ramman because I could just I could

(03:33):
run the tree because I've known next that's what you say,
I work out on the way to work out.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Great toy by the way, ram Man, great toy.

Speaker 6 (03:38):
Great.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Yeah, like a springy type of he was full hard
plastic instead of the softer Masters of the Universe.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
He could really hurt. So wait, so you what did
you do to get kicked out of the ball.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
I was just on the field and they asked me
what are you doing here? And I was like, well,
I have this field pass half. It's a it's a field.
I was just on the NFL pregame with Terry brads.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
On not flnet.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
Frank, he's doing all that kind of franking that funnet
and I guess.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
The security guard he said to you is a.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
Lot of times he was like Simon Powell without the analogies.
So he didn't have he couldn't go into something to
tell me how I wasn't funny. Yeah, And I would
send him stuff and this is typing. I would send
him stuff, you know, the university.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Following. Yeah, so this is a wizard.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
It's also just him as the grandmaster who yes, electricity.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
What are we doing here?

Speaker 4 (04:27):
I don't know, but wizards find a way to survive
as long as there's a portal to come through.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
They're here. And why did your manager just leave? No,
he's not just mentally so.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Frank, if if you just want to be our fourth
member of the podcast.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
I would I would do it.

Speaker 6 (04:44):
I would do it.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
I would probably do it for free right now. That's
how bad things. I would come on and our manager
would that deal up?

Speaker 6 (04:51):
No?

Speaker 4 (04:51):
I could see where that would our manager click at
him over, yeah, this comes out in a day.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
He's just talking about God damn it, I say, just snorted.
So you were on the field, somebody, what are you doing?
And you're like, I'm doing me Yeah, I'm going to
do it the rest of us johncy Rally. So that
was on field.

Speaker 8 (05:10):
I was just down there and I had this like, oh,
I had this feeld pass because they had the green
on it. And I was like, how come I are
you trying to kick me off if I have the
green on the past. He said, well, because you don't
have anything to do here. I said, well I don't
really so, uh but I do have feel pass. He said, well,
that's good. That's since you're not doing anything, you're kicked out.
I was like, well, I can't be kicked out because
I feel passed. He said, You're You're gone. So he

(05:32):
takes feel pass off and sends me in the Duval County.
I was like, dude, dude, that sucks my.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
Way back in that I didn't have an end to
the story as Yeah, I told the story is John
cy Riley. But but that was little Robert Denny Junior just
burnt my way through punchline.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
So that's here. That's how you do, dude, How do
you enjoy how? Okay, he's a magician, he practices. I
just go from voice to voice him.

Speaker 5 (05:58):
Is there any way you could ever do in appersonation
of one of us?

Speaker 9 (06:03):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Yeah, I mean I find your like your feet are out,
that's kind of awkward. Yeah, and then you slunched down,
slumped down a little bit, the shoulders come up and
you're in here.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
I don't have your voice down one hundred percent. Yeah,
it's a little it's a little naijorly. I can that's
what I look like if I was doing a character.
I'm not gonna do you exactly. There's only so much
I could pull off. I look very feeble. I look.
I have to play the energy you give.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yeah, we checked our testosterone last year, and uh, if
you had to guess, I mean.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
I'm gonna go with the negatives. If just with the
way the two of you the legs are crossed.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Oh, I know, dude. As soon as you're very man,
that's all I got. As soon as I got in
my mid thirties. All of a sudden, this just made that.

Speaker 8 (06:45):
I can't do it.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
I'm not flexible enough. It's got nothing to do. You
can't put your leg over yours. I can't. He's gonna,
he's gonna. Mister Belvidere's nuts.

Speaker 10 (06:55):
At that.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Look at that? Look really cool like that? I want,
I want to look like I'm on the beach in
Italy or something.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
I don't know if you guys know this, but my
one of my and it might be my very first
thing ever in television, was on Frank Show Frank TV
in the year two thousand and six, two thousand, twenty
years ago.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Piece of Lore. Yeah, so that.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Was your first gig. That was the first first gig.
I was very nervous, I remember, And.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Why did you hire him? I had nothing to do. Yeah,
he didn't know.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
There was a woman named Jennifery Dumont. Jennifer shout out, yeah,
why not in case you're casting something new? Uh not
the same show that was canceled twenty years But I
had nothing to do with it, so I I would.
But I the lore in my family that my daughter,
who's a fan, is she was not that I'm not,

(07:49):
but just this was the thing where yeah, yeah, get
a story of my life. Little too late, hell and
a little too late never this the middle sou But
that was uh there. The lore was you were on
the show and it was your first thing ever, and
there was some kid on the Disney Channel two not

(08:10):
Disney Channel too like ESPN two, but did the Disney.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Channel as well?

Speaker 4 (08:14):
And I would get those mixed up, like I would
could I would think I get.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
That mixed up too. Sometimes I see the cast of
I Carly and I'm like, was I on that show?

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Did I do that show? What I was? And you
could get be confused for that kid. Yeah he's got
Disney kid vibes. I do I have Disney kids. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
I'm a song and dance man at heart, honestly, So
uh yeah that that was a really cool thing for
me to see, to be on my first like real
set and then to watch you and you were the
star of the show obviously it's called Frank TV. And
then how much work that was for you because you're
in every scene, You're the lead of every scene.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
You were doing like full costume, and it was it
was a lot, and uh, I wanted a cast. I
wanted a group of people. You guys have been involved
in that type of stuff. I like the ensemble and back.
This was a little bit this. You know, there's a
sket show that was fully Franks. Yeah, but they wanted
it to be all me, and I wanted to share

(09:10):
the stage with people because I was like, well, I
don't if I'm not the focus sometimes it can be
better to just you know, Ben Stiller it and react. Yeah,
you know, just I get to be part of the
pause where the laugh goes as opposed to be the
one saying something and just get around it.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
So but they didn't want that, and they were really
great to me. So it's not like it was a.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
Bad but that's awesome that they were like, you're a star,
it's all you, and it's called Frank TV.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
Yeah, it's not out of Frank televisions. Like we had
a short too much, too much Trump. There's a lot
of people there's a little Trump. Was I do very
quiet trump? A lot of people do they trump?

Speaker 2 (09:51):
They did?

Speaker 10 (09:52):
They quiet?

Speaker 2 (09:53):
In the library like Shane the Witch ever been. You's
go to the library and there's lots of books. You
get your men to come. Oh, I just did. Is
there right? Frankly, I was probably the best is the
best coming?

Speaker 3 (10:04):
You're you're nailing.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Is there an impression that you like that everyone does not.

Speaker 6 (10:09):
Like like the you treasure that other people are like,
I don't know about that one, that it's not good
that like people wouldn't care.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
I do a whole tax evasion thing. Uh, yeah, there
are some. It makes you.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
It's your deepest cuts. It is like, yeah, it's the
fifth lead on bones. I just crush.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
Well, there was that this is an old school probably
too old for your audience and even mine. The dad
from alf uh, dude, break us a big elf.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Boys don't eat our cat alf When Brian it's always
on the same names from old shows.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
I would do that with Tony Dance and Juddy should Be,
and then it would Mota and then somebody from the
old the old town.

Speaker 11 (10:52):
Old neighborhoods Rosine. He would get super Italian a spaghetti
for Danza. I didn't know I was being some bands
of today. I gotta bring it out all the new
ones for you. I love, yeah, the topic weird ones. Yeah,
I've been working on Billy Bob. I don't have it

(11:13):
one hundred percent so that's back.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Billy Bob's back. Then, that's up in here, that's up
in there. What the hell? It's a what we we
were speaking about?

Speaker 5 (11:22):
Uh wait, what's the movie salad?

Speaker 2 (11:25):
No, but the tater salad or not tater salad, French
fried taters. Oh, he was doing sling Blade, sling Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Talking about sling Blade. Well, I was saying that he's
now is rail thin? Yeah, and I in my mind
when I watched sling Blade, he was morbidly obese.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
He wasn't, but then you I went back and looked
at photos. He wasn't. He just wasn't as still that thin.
He's super He's not that I know.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
I'm like, I'm always looking at his body. We talked
about he had had one thing about me. I'm always
checking out Billy Bob back at the testosterone rate.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (12:01):
Do you guys like Billy Bob's new outfits, his like
hat style.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
That he's been Yeah, what is what, Dana?

Speaker 2 (12:10):
It's another level.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
He wears a bandana and it's kind of crooked, like
did the.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Guy from like Bruce Springsteen's band do that? It's it's
up that alley.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
Yeah, it's similar the guy that was that was the
the guy that was in Bruce Springsteen's band and the
Sopranos and the Sopranos and first ever show.

Speaker 5 (12:31):
Like You with the Buttons. Honestly, I don't even need
the board. You are a living sound board.

Speaker 6 (12:37):
I try to be what is that guy's name, little
Eddie or something, right, isn't it Stevie van Zant step?

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Can we do it? Can we do it? Joe Rogan
Jamie pulled that up.

Speaker 8 (12:48):
Oh my god, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
How do you just snap into it? Just practice it
so much? You are a wizard, that's the thing. You
are a wizard.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
Was just cause I was projecting when I said, there's.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Magicians and there's wizards, and you are a wizard. Wait
till you see me disappear at the end of the show.
He can't He can't wait to disappear. What do you what?

Speaker 4 (13:11):
I love that you guys are fun like like like
I was saying a little bit before, it's so fun like.
I'm doing a lot of sports radio where they're like, Hey,
what's the next thing, what's the thing? You guys go
And you guys are already loaded to talk about the
next thing.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
I'm not even done yet.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
And it's good because I'm running out of the Like
a lot of times, I don't have the joke.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
I just switched voices.

Speaker 7 (13:27):
Yeah, but the Robin Williams theory of Robin Williams, their
of comedy start again.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
If you don't have it the first time, that's not it.
But I had to go that way.

Speaker 7 (13:34):
Yeah, and that's when Frank realized he had to go
back and fix it a little bit more.

Speaker 9 (13:38):
And then I could John mad circle it Boom. Now
it's why we're at the super Bowl. John Gruden shows up.
I'll tell you what, man, I hasn't done anything for Well,
what's Kelly Endy doing? He's having fun on this show, dude, Gruden.
I bet, I bet he's a nice guy, but he
terrifies me. I just love him. I mean, I'm sure.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
His emails are really scary. What is his email? Oh?
Everyone's email. He's a hacker. Yeah, yeah, I'm talking about
his emails.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
Why is the controversy controversy?

Speaker 2 (14:10):
There was?

Speaker 4 (14:10):
I'll tell you when this friends he wants to move on. Man,
I just saw there. There's always a Morgan Freeman. Hey,
there's a Gruden Vital Raiders forever. Come on, Gruden.

Speaker 6 (14:22):
Video where he's like giving a speech to some like
college team because like he's kind of just he can
go wherever he wants now and people would just listen
to him.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
And he goes out there.

Speaker 6 (14:30):
He's like, you know what, I a lot of people
talk about their dreams.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
You know what I'm into. I'm into nightmare. And I
was like, I love this. He's like, you got to
go out there and be a nightmare. I was just
like fucking throwing my lap. That's why I had this
glove with claws on it. Man, and you're gone. You're
living on Elm Street.

Speaker 6 (14:48):
Man.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
Don't fall asleep. No sleep. Now that's so good.

Speaker 5 (14:54):
I feel like if you get the right head coach
like that, you'll run through a wall.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
I just did this golf tournament. Is my first ever.
I'm bad at golf. I've golfed maybe twelve times in
my life, and I did this golf tournament. Uh it
was four children's hospitals, so I was like, Okay, I'm
gonna do it. And it was all of these I
love little kids.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Weird things.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
Uh so, but it was a lot of NFL athletes
and Drew Bledsoe was there and Donovan McNabb and then
some younger guys like Kyle Rudolph and Kyle A. Noy
and they were talking about Justin Reid and they were
talking about the difference between how NFL coaches aren't giving
these speeches anymore. It's just x'es and o's, and they're

(15:41):
like professionals, get out there.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
There's no Pacino every every four very are I put
them in.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
It's a bit, but so I can't do a bit.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
Oh yeah, So I do the bit like I want
to see somebody cast Pacino in an animated film and
everything's animated except for him, but they don't tell him,
and he's just given the speech. He's like General Cricket,
He's got to save the swamp. We gotta fight for
every edge of every foot, every yard the swamp.

Speaker 7 (16:07):
We gotta stop those mosquitos, those blood suckers, because I
am hopping mad right now.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
He's got the puns, he's given the speech. Seth Rogan's
a fireflys like.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
We need the space jam recond. I would like that.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
I would love to watch that film.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
So good to me.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
And this is what Hollywood's missing. They're not taking a
chance and something like that they're not taking a chance.
That's a proper swing. Yeah, that's a real swing. You
know that connects.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
It's out of the park, dude, I'm in. I'm all
the way in al Pacino space jam three.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
I got okay, R three seconds you're out.

Speaker 5 (16:50):
Change signs, Frank, who's your favorite football team?

Speaker 2 (16:55):
I grew up a Green Bay Packer fan because I
grew up in the scott So that's a big real
I went to mass for school for college. Oh you did?

Speaker 4 (17:02):
Oh okay, yeah, I'm though, okay. I grew up in waukeshaw, So,
thirteen miles west of Milwaukee and on the way to Madison.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
You know, they just came out with the list of
the drunkest cities and towns in America and it was
something like seventeen out of the top twenty were in Wisconsin.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Yeah, well yeah that makes sense. Yeah, it was Green
Bay and then it was I think Green Bay.

Speaker 6 (17:27):
Yeah, I think green Bay gets it's I don't know
what's based on, but maybe alcohol sales.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
But they have a stadium there kind of like whatever.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
Yeah, but like the per capita, like if it's per
capita too, and then there's a giant stadium in the world.
Have you ever been to Green Bay? I like, it's
just built. The stadiums like built into a neighborhood. Like
you're walking out of one neighborhood like to the next
day and you're like there's a state, there's people. Their
houses are basically connected. They didn't want to sell them
and they charged for parking. I would I would love

(17:56):
to go to a game. You can like airbnb those houses.

Speaker 6 (17:59):
They're like a lot of those houses there have been
like souped up for parties for people to like visit
and you can just airbnbm and they're unreal.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
That's cool. My uncle really wanted me to be a
Packer fan, and then I didn't, almost just to spite him, honestly,
because he kept buying me merch and I'm like, quit, don't.
I don't want to wear I don't want to wear
these colors. He's buying me a cheesehead. I'm like, I'm not,
I'm not going to wear this.

Speaker 5 (18:21):
Yeah, I think I think Packer fans like I'm a
forty nine Ers fan, but the Packers are probably my
favorite fan base. It's always just like deadheads and then
just randomly like Lil Wayne, and then you're like, WHOA, Okay.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
I feel like Lil Wayne is a fan of Dead
Weber's winning. I feel like I've seen Lil Wayne Papa.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
He's pretty packers core.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
Would he go on like like first take or something
and talk about that, I feel like I've seen that?

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Or do you have a little Wayne up here? So
I don't have a little way that you can nail
him so easily. I'd like to see yours bay out.

Speaker 5 (18:56):
He's like young Money, Young Money.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
We can only do the impression if we're singing his songs.
I think part of it is to be serious for
a second. Let's be serious part of everyone.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
Because somebody when they when they sing a song, it's
kind of a character voice when you go into a character.
That's why sling Blade is a little bit is easier
to do than Billy Bob, because somebody is putting on
the character first.

Speaker 5 (19:24):
Well even and when I watch you do your impressions,
your whole body becomes the persons.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Now here's a question, serious question. Let's get serious for
one fucking second. I wish we were like radio. It
is that a little harder. I mean, obviously the voice
is pretty perfect on all your impressions. But when you
see your face, the whole thing comes back. That helps,
That makes it better.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
And that's if it's if it's not as good of
a voice, I play up the cartoon of it. So
but I always tell people the mouth tells you how
the person talks. The eyes tell you how the person thinks.
So that's ey donel Chip, you see him, I call it.
It's like when I see Donald Trump is like he's
looking into an aquarium and mimicking the fish.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Right, Nemo, we can never find you. We can never
find Nemo where he's.

Speaker 10 (20:10):
Looking for him.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
So it's that that is perfect.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
My joke with Joe Biden is I've never seen a
guy listen with his eyes, so like, mister President.

Speaker 12 (20:17):
Folks, come on, young scramp pustl Van right thirty four five,
it's like a drunk auctioneer. Abod so saw the guy
in a blue shirt.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
So it's like, like, what's the what's the look that
sells that. Jeff Goldblum is a painting in a haunted house.
Look there, right, what are you doing? You're going up
the stairs? Jeff is creepy dude.

Speaker 5 (20:37):
He presented at the Grammys and like someone said, like
the a word. I can't remember what the word was,
but it was kind of sexual.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Super califragilist. We can't do that.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
I met Jeff Goldbloom one time and I was wearing
a jacket and he.

Speaker 10 (20:54):
Was like, hmm, it's a beautiful jacket.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
And he started to pet my jacket and I'm like,
that's the most Jeff gold Ship to possibly do.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
This is why we have to we have to cherish
these treasures. Yeah, we're to be weirdo.

Speaker 5 (21:10):
Yeah, we're kind of running out of characters. Yeah, aside
from our characters, welcome.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Is our motto.

Speaker 6 (21:16):
Who's like a modern day Jeff Goldbloom that you're like, oh, yeah,
that guy is super unique, weird.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
We had to bottle him and put him in movies?
Timothy shallow May, did we have to? Did we have
to bottle him? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (21:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
I think of a sent I think maybe like an
eye dropper.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
I watched Marty Supreme.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
That was one of the weirdest movies that was as
successful as it was that.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
I've seen it in a very long time, and I
kind of liked it.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
I haven't seen it, but I'm an avid ping pong
table tennis player.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
Okay, I know, yeah, we know ping pong is racist. Yes, yes,
you can't yeah, ping pong. You can't say ping pong.
That's the race that's finish or something. I think it's racist, Irish.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
Think of it for a second. You got to get
it through your head. So but the people I know.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
That behind my table tennis community world, Yeah, they they
grew up knowing Marty.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
They like, they like they talk.

Speaker 4 (22:18):
Guy that my friends were extras in that movie.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Should we watch it real quick? Let's right? Okay, I
got this. This is good TV.

Speaker 10 (22:27):
Pizza pizza, Frank.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
We we are wrapping up.

Speaker 7 (22:30):
One point five hours later they watched and it was
probably the greatest movie.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
It's already done. Yeah, honestly, I want to be your friend.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
Oh you're my friend. Whether you like it or not,
it's happening. Agad, this went too fast. I've done so
many of these shows and nothing went too fast.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
This went too fast. Thanks for saying that.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
But well, what's fun is we like to talk over
each other, and uh, you know, I feel like when
the viewers at home half the time, they're like, what
the fuck are these guys talking about?

Speaker 2 (23:02):
And that's the energy we'd like to bring. I think
we did really nailed it.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
Yeah, I hope we brought it together like like a
wizard conjuring the energy and then wrapping up the show.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
Frank Kellendo, everybody, can we do anothern episode?

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Real quick? Smoke every day we're hitting the ground, Ronning,
Look at that, we're hitting the ground.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
Frank Callendo, everybody that was.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
And also Isaac is like a sleep at the wheels.
He's sixteen. Had this awesome guest.

Speaker 5 (23:46):
He's over there just thinking's like getting did you see
what he's getting?

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Like scratching his ass and then he smelt it. That
was I think I saw that. I saw allegedly I
saw something like that. Oh man, he went in. I
think he's got a little little something toilet paper, Yeah,
and then tasted it and I love that. Yeah, that
was pretty disgusting. If the housewives, you're watching with the
house husbands.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Ladies and gentlemen, we're at Super Bowl. What's l X sixty?
That's right? Last year was fifty nine sixty.

Speaker 5 (24:20):
We're at Super Bowl sixty. We're nine years away to
count down legendar sick is Super Bowl?

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Oh god? If whoever at the most sexual super Bowl.

Speaker 6 (24:31):
Whoever we have on next we gotta go, so super
Bowl sixty which means we are how many years away
from just.

Speaker 5 (24:38):
Waiting best super Bowl? I cannot wait. We're finally in
the sixties. We are so close.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Were making sure super Bowl.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Where well we're bad at nine more years?

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Where about it?

Speaker 5 (24:51):
Doing super Bowl sixty nine be held? What's the most
sixty nine Jamaica? Oh my god, Oh my god. Yeah,
it's uh Jamaica. What is the what is the the
you have that in the Jamaica super Bowl sixty nine
in Jamaica from Jamaica?

Speaker 13 (25:09):
What is the d the second swingers Fest that goes
on down there that we ran, Yes, the ripping like
hell fest?

Speaker 6 (25:20):
No?

Speaker 3 (25:20):
What is sixty nine? Epstein Island?

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Let's go? What's kind of it? Does suck about?

Speaker 3 (25:30):
The whole Epstein Island thing is like you can't even
go to hedonism whatever?

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Five? Six? Hey, yeah there is.

Speaker 5 (25:38):
It's kind of side eye in you. Now if you
go to an island, that's a fun fest.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
I have friends, I know people here. Yeah, what sometimes
you got to go to an island for a fuck fest?
Well what sucks? Like like you've got the floor?

Speaker 3 (25:51):
Go ahead now, so I'm absolutely with you. Now you
can't even go to an island for a fun fest,
right because there there might emails. Right, all of a sudden,
you're implicated inside of you're getting it, you're getting these emails,
and all of a sudden there's leaked emails.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Yeah, you didn't know emails.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
I will say the emails are funny though, with Elon Musk,
where he was like, what's the freakiest I want to
get to the freakiest Yeah, sex that you have, and
then now he's like, the emails can be misconstrued.

Speaker 5 (26:20):
I also love that he was denied. They're like, Elon
did not get to the island he tried to go.
Have you really read all one million pages there's been.
There's been so much that I'm waiting for, like the
stuff that matters to really it's never gonna come. Yeah,
you're never gonna come.

Speaker 6 (26:36):
I'm like, uh, Jeffrey ups Hey, I'm glad Frank left
so we could.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Really dive in, dive into this. Yeah, what's what the podcast?

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Really?

Speaker 5 (26:47):
I really came to San Francisco at Super Bowl sixty
to unpack the email.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
But also the emails that we none of us really
read uh, only a few Instagram like highlights that I was.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
I feel like everyone's using him a clickbait right now.

Speaker 6 (27:04):
They're like I saw and there was like jay Z
and so and so are in the Epstein files. That
doesn't mean like they do with them. It just means
they're mentioned.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
I know, you know, and I'm sure I'm in a
lot of Can you imagine it was just so much working.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Can you imagine if we find out Isaac is just
like a dastardly creep and and all this ship about?

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Imagine? How do you think Kyle got happy? Gilmore too?
Here's our guy?

Speaker 4 (27:30):
And then.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Wait, I'm gonna go brother.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
I feel like you guys have a similar vibe and
a similar look.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
We do. Yeah, that's the nicest thing you've ever said. Yeah,
and maybe the first how are you? What do you do?

Speaker 14 (27:52):
I'm just crashing radio row here with green light and
just kind of wanted to just say, Hi, I want
to talk some candy with you.

Speaker 5 (27:59):
Honestly, can't we let's get into it. We fuck with
some candy, Yeah, my guy, big time. Yeah, I'm addicted
to candy.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
They broke. I haven't had a single can, a single
bite of candy. In over a year. Oh, well, treat yourself. Actually,
get off the stage. Get off that changed.

Speaker 6 (28:18):
He goes, Yeah, I lost one hundred pounds since I
started playing, and I was like, stopped playing, and I was.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Like, how did you do that? That's crazy? He goes,
stop eating candy one year? Candy? Is that why your
skin is looking so good? You're breaking out?

Speaker 3 (28:35):
I like, dude, I mean candy, candy or the like
twelve gigger shots you took last night.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Jeger is the candy of liquor.

Speaker 5 (28:44):
Yeah, like with candy, No, I was eating you know
what I got in the store yesterday?

Speaker 2 (28:48):
They got high chows with real fruit in them? Are you?

Speaker 5 (28:52):
Are you foxing with that? Strawberry and orange? Way more chewy?
Like really really.

Speaker 6 (28:58):
Don't even mean real fruit, Like it's like space food
stock dried fruit inside.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
You get a little crunch kind.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
Of no no, no, not not not crunchy, like.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
You can eat some high shoes and then like blow
it in my face. I get the vapors.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
Believe you're off candy, So for a year you haven't
eaten the candy, and that's how you're looking all lean.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
And you're looking weak as hell, right.

Speaker 6 (29:19):
Bro, He's got a squat rack set up at his
at the pod right.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yeah, we we have a little studio set up. It's
actually sick.

Speaker 14 (29:27):
I've never really been to this area, but it's right
by the bay and we have a we have a
squat rack with one of our big sponsors is Zone
teen pouches and the forty five plates are Zone or whatever.
It's it's kind of fun.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Yeah. Yeah, but you guys want to come over and
get a pump, we gotta go.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
And I'm always idea very weak look at me. I'm
always looking for a pump. Show your arms, bro, show
your ard. Today we're going to measure each other's.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
You want to measure an arm real quick? I don't
let me like, are you feeling strong?

Speaker 14 (29:56):
I'm not feeling I mean, I'm always feeling strong, but
I'm not feeling like yeah, and I.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
Wish like a say that you always. Dude, I'm getting juiced.
What do you guys?

Speaker 6 (30:04):
So?

Speaker 2 (30:04):
What are you guys doing here? What are we talking?
What this is it? We're just we're yappen, dude.

Speaker 6 (30:11):
We just realized we're only nine years away from Super
Bowl sixty nine.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Oh, that's what we're kind of celebrating. Where do you
think Super Bowl sixty nine should be held? Is the
correct support one?

Speaker 14 (30:23):
I mean, I gotta think there's got to be like
some sort of city that has some good innuendo, right, Like,
have you guys arrived at the at the most logical conclusion?

Speaker 2 (30:31):
I put mine on it. I don't know of Jamaica.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
Yeah, Jamaica, which there's no NFL teams there.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
That's okay. We play in play in Mexico.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
They're down in Brazil. I'm having a hard time measuring
my bicep. I need a little help here right now.
I mean, oh, you actually have a yeah, I got.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Okay, thank you. This is most important.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
What's cool about this?

Speaker 2 (30:59):
We can measure whatever we want. This is okay?

Speaker 5 (31:02):
Give me how big is that? Let's measure mustache? Oh
we need mustache measure. We need bicep measure, and then
we're gonna go backstage and measure.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
I mean, we could just do it right up front.
I'm gonna come. I think we can.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
Thirty seven thirty seven?

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Is that my left arms?

Speaker 4 (31:20):
Bigger?

Speaker 2 (31:21):
About? Are you left handed? Thirty wait?

Speaker 15 (31:24):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Yeah, here you go. You heard it here? First fourteen
and a half inches is fourteen and a half inch
is by the way, that's small for me, dude, I'm
a little different, hope, I think wise twenty six inch pythons.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
Brother, that's actually it's actually a really embarrassing showing for me.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
And yeah, that's im.

Speaker 5 (31:44):
I think I need Oh wait, wait till I unleash
my pythons.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Brother, hold on, what you know you got to get
the biggest part of the bulge.

Speaker 10 (31:55):
Yeah, oh you are fucking.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Are you doing the sound effects over there? Is that? Whoa?
That's what you got a song you want to listen to?
Or the exact same.

Speaker 10 (32:07):
Everybody?

Speaker 3 (32:08):
Oh ship, And I was expecting get come on, I
was expecting me toward him, but that actually really sucks
for me to do this on my eye.

Speaker 5 (32:18):
That's not fair because you're lifting that watch all day. Bro,
look at you gassed up? Holy fucking that's the size
of Blake's waist.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Oh my god, is that a thirty two? Who oh?
My lord almighty?

Speaker 5 (32:36):
And and you don't eat candies eighteen.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
I'll take that half. We were good to get. We
were fourteen. I got four inches on you guys. Wait,
what about me? Four inches is fine?

Speaker 5 (32:51):
Definitely don't got four inches on me, brother, there's no
way my shirt stucked in. Actually I tucked my shirt
in today and I'm like, I looked in the mirror
and I'm like, am I wish I had a fucking
huge hog?

Speaker 3 (33:02):
Dude?

Speaker 5 (33:02):
Yeah, sometimes I think that almost every not a shower,
but I wish, like I wish it was just leakinging
down my leg.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
You know what I mean? You know what I know
exactly what we did Game over Man.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
When we did Game over Man and I showed my
dick to the world and it was limp and you
saw I actually you, I knew who had a small dick.
But the next day when people are like, dude, your
dig nice showing, I was like, you got a small
You have a really small dick. And then other people
are like, my god, that thing you You should be

(33:37):
embarrassed to show that. And then I'm like, this guy's backing.
Are we measuring your bicycle? Yeah, measure his bicep?

Speaker 2 (33:44):
You know these guys. Hey, we're measuring uh, we're measuring bicep.
We're about the bus, dude, We're hey, we're about.

Speaker 6 (33:51):
To I already measure it might be beating me and
Adam here, come on, Oh that looks pretty good.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
Now he's he's a he's a one inch shorter than a.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
Bit, but not bad for a slight guy like me,
For a slight guy like me.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Oh man, I've never heard you call yourself a slight guy. Yeah.
I think you're actually pretty thick with it. Man. I
hope you get back on your candy journey well a little.

Speaker 16 (34:16):
I think we have to start that that was actually inappropriate,
that I truly believe like sugar is is bad and
it's what's bringing me down in life, and I want
to give it up.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
And you tried to eating more sugar. Whoa, yes I have.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
That's what I'm leaning into it, all right, all right,
I gotta scram right.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Dude, see who I'm also whooping? I met like a
thirteen recovery gentleman than hit you next week. Yeah, we're
going to a party tonight and we're having an after party.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
Oh okay, we didn't even measure mustache.

Speaker 6 (34:54):
Really well, measure it tonight at the after Yeah, we're
gonna be measuring a.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Lot of measure.

Speaker 5 (35:00):
Okay, I'm about to bust. I'm about to bust, about
to bust with these boys, gangsters, Oh my god, the snakes,
the snake.

Speaker 10 (35:09):
Skins, Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
The hell I'm busting with these, boy, dude, answered Taylor,
and will coming.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
What have you guys here? Thank you, thank you for
for coming on real quick. We appreciate it. What's it
like being here? Yeah, and you guys at this level,
look at it.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
Look at the fans that are clamoring to Oh my god,
I haven't I haven't seen this much action.

Speaker 10 (35:37):
And there there's whistlers from all the way across the
other side.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
You look at it.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
She's dumping them out. Well, I mean McAfee's embarrassed. Put that, Teddeoway,
it has to be embarrassed.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
He looked at his crowd and he's like, it's pretty
sparse over there. And then you look at the fans
that are clamoring. Troy Aikman standing over there. He wants
to get on stage, deep throwing corn, always right over there,
always over there, wanting to be on stage.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
And I said, no, no, no, no, no, no, boys
are coming.

Speaker 15 (36:08):
We're just walking around. People want to grab this, but
you guys are set up.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
You guys kind of treat this like comic con, sort of.

Speaker 10 (36:15):
Like this is yeah, this is our common. This is
football players. Comic Con is exactly what's.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
What it feels like, right.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
I see the I see the the branded hooded sweatshirts. Yeah,
and you guys get straight paid for that years where
our manager sucks.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Yeah, you see that.

Speaker 10 (36:33):
You see that Jane Willie's got on.

Speaker 5 (36:35):
Dude, God damn. I wish we had one of those
those testers. Could we test it and that would check out?

Speaker 2 (36:41):
I would I would rather not have a test shout
out to Zails. Yeah, well yes, brother, And this is
when we Isaac, why.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
Don't we have sick branded deals that we wear hood
of such sweatshirts and now we're able to afford sick
ass chains.

Speaker 15 (36:59):
He he's got you guys positioned. The big corporate just
gets him on the phone. Hey, you think we can
get the workaholics boys, We'll get him their own stage.
Was there any deal? Don't worry about that. We'll worry
about that late later. He's working for the man. He's
working for the man.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
He might be an up. That's a wolf, and my
manager is my op. That's crazy, that is not and
he is our op. Very disappointed. Yeah, I agree that
he's got his positions. He's got us bent Over exactly.
I don't love it. I don't love it. So what
is your game plan here for the Super Bowl? Gotta

(37:34):
be juiced, buddy.

Speaker 17 (37:36):
It's a full This week is a full sprint, so
you go, you guys take it seriously.

Speaker 10 (37:41):
I thought that was a question.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
But you guys take it last time on the wrong
pocket super So what's going on this week?

Speaker 10 (37:48):
It's a lot anyway. Let me ask you this your
where are you from?

Speaker 2 (37:51):
I'm from Evanston, Illinois. Sorry, we saw you guys last time.
You guys had food poisoning.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
Is last Super Bowl And uh, I thought you guys
would just party the night before because it was in
New Orleans. But you were taking it very seriously. You
didn't drink, you got a big night. Are you taking
it as seriously this year?

Speaker 2 (38:08):
I would say so.

Speaker 15 (38:09):
Yeah, Like when we first landed Monday morning, that we
went straight to the Pro Bowl, Like it's like Taylor
is saying, it's just a sprint essentially every day. So
at nighttime, you're just absolutely exhausted, you're gay, Like, yes,
yesterday morning we had to wake up at three third
in the morning to drive an hour or over an
hour to go interview coach Rabel, which we're down to do,
but it's like you don't want to be we are
first time. I want to say when the super Bowl

(38:30):
was in Arizona, we went out a couple of times.

Speaker 10 (38:32):
Buddy, tell them about that Drake party.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Come on.

Speaker 10 (38:37):
The wristbands. There's a bunch of day walkers walking.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
Can you get me in cane.

Speaker 15 (38:41):
It's like al be apocalypse happening to get into some
of these parties and you're out super late, you get hammered.
I'm a big yell vibes guy. My voice is gone
the next day, so you're hungover. And it was like
from that howl and it was like, hey, we gotta
we gotta tighten it up.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
Well see and that when I look at you guys,
I saw you go doing this podcast over here cross
from us, across the stage, and I was like, look
at how fresh they look, you guys, and you guys
are keeping it tight and right and you're sharp, like
it tell how sharp you are.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
And we're we got in last night, just got black
out drunk. I got like that was too late. I
have blood on my shirt. Blake has blood on his shirt.

Speaker 10 (39:19):
Way not even like the last scrum what happened?

Speaker 2 (39:22):
I think I met my my nail too short?

Speaker 17 (39:24):
Is that not you worst feeling in the world, Because
when it happens, you're like, oh, this is whatever, But
then the next three days it's a sting every five minutes.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
You might be a yell vibes guy. He's a bite
his nail so close that they bleed.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
The type of can you.

Speaker 17 (39:38):
Talk about not looking good, not looking sharp? Like it's
February and you got yourself a nice little bronze on you.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Thank you for saying.

Speaker 10 (39:43):
What is the deal?

Speaker 3 (39:44):
He's a beach guy. He's a beach went to Hawaii.
I did a my first ever celebrity golf tournament.

Speaker 10 (39:49):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
Uh no, the Big Island Hawaii proper they just called it.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
Is called the White I was, I'm I've got twelve times,
so I'm not a good golfer.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
But I was doing it for the kids. It was
for children's hospitals. But did I beat Drew Bledsoe in
the skills competition? Did you? I did?

Speaker 3 (40:10):
And was he wildly upset and embarrassed, and then after
that kept calling me a munchkin?

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Did he he did? Oh?

Speaker 3 (40:17):
Yes, he went he went low blow He was like,
look at this munchkin march can because he's an alpha dog,
you know, yeah, back, you know, but.

Speaker 10 (40:25):
He looks like the munchkin alpha dot.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
But for that moment, sorry, Drew, I know he's not
here so I can talk my ship. I know he's
not here. Yeah, I.

Speaker 10 (40:35):
Was trying to get on the show. But yeah, isn't
that big crowd.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
But when you won, what you felt. I didn't win.

Speaker 15 (40:40):
I just beat him, but you beat him, you got
to know what it felt like to be Dom Brady exactly. Yes,
just for that moment in time, and then when he
gets upsets like I can't get.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
Why he react had I had to chip over like
a twelve foot wall and he biffed it. He did,
he just didn't do it.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
Perfect, landed over. I threw my club up. I was
giving guys hugs. I was high five and everywhere.

Speaker 6 (41:06):
This is such typical Adam to dine out on like
an accidental Chipah it was.

Speaker 10 (41:13):
I was times that chip's not going that way. But
that was that one time that your vehicle and ice.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
Dude, thank you for saying thank you for saying it,
and it felt really good. So yeah, yes, I guess
I am Tom Brady. Yeah, and you know what it
felt like to be him in that moment. So that's
why I have this beautiful bronze tan.

Speaker 5 (41:29):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
I was just in Hawaii.

Speaker 10 (41:32):
There's nothing better to being son kissed.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Are you guys golfers at all? God?

Speaker 12 (41:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (41:36):
Saying when I do, I'll be out for a week
because the low back just I'm.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Just not use to. But but I'll tell you what.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
I'm invited to do all these fun events and they're like,
come to Hawaii, come do this, and You're like, man,
I wish I could. I'm so bad at golf. I
think I'm just gonna start saying yeah and just eating
ship up there. Just get drunk and you get a
nice tan. You get a little vacation out of it. Yeah,
and it's all nim like, oh hey, Adam, you're not
very good.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
It's like, hey you guys. I didn't say it was
also who's good?

Speaker 10 (42:07):
Yeah, exactly, asked my boy do.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
Also competition?

Speaker 17 (42:13):
You know what, Good on you forgetting Drew too, because
ever since that the thing on Netflix with Tom Brady,
he's been riding a little too high. Yeah for you
to be the son to his icarus.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
I suppose you take him down. He did say, this
is one of the lowest points of my life. Is
what he said is quote quoted.

Speaker 10 (42:29):
And he was the first overall pick that got beat
up by a sixth rounder.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
Yeah, so that's and somehow me beating him in the
skills competition in this small golf tournament was somehow at
the same level.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
So it really took him down to peg. Do you guys?
You guys are are you guys set up here each
day throughout the week? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (42:53):
We are here.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
How long is it like?

Speaker 10 (42:55):
Hours? Hour?

Speaker 3 (42:56):
One hour?

Speaker 6 (42:57):
It's one locking up tonight, we sweep, we lock up,
I forget the lights, I go back.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
You know, we might. I bet we could go long.
I wonder what is the deal we we just got?
We're on Netflix now, so that a congratulations? Any sweatshirts
about it? But that's okay? Yeah, yeah we did all right?

Speaker 3 (43:16):
No we no sweatshirts, No Brandon sweatshirts. We can't afford
these sick chains.

Speaker 15 (43:21):
Did you guys even hear about the deal or he
just told you guys are on Netflix?

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (43:25):
Honestly, my mom texted me. My mom texted me like,
why are you on Netflix? And I'm like, I don't know,
stop yelling at I don't.

Speaker 7 (43:31):
Know it is.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
It is weird to be on Netflix because now I
think our families will watch it because it's so easy
and it's right there, and they're like, maybe maybe I
will watch an episode of the podcast and then it's
like fifty minutes.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
In, we're talking jizz, we're talking jets. Yeah, thank you
for bringing it up.

Speaker 17 (43:53):
That's how you That's how life starts. So why not
always go back to the base always?

Speaker 15 (43:58):
You just run out of substance or material if you're
sitting with your boys, just like, when's the last time
you craked?

Speaker 5 (44:03):
Honestly, I never run at us up if there's an operation,
that's crazy. What's crazy about is unlimited?

Speaker 10 (44:11):
You got that teenage libido. I feel like I feel
like you're a dude that's like a four time a
day guy.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
If you feel that, I like that, you feel that
you know that he would be recalled.

Speaker 10 (44:18):
Back because how is your testosterone doing?

Speaker 3 (44:21):
Thank you for saying we didn't we didn't check. We
did not check this this year.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
But go up and down?

Speaker 6 (44:27):
Oh you goes up, and I guess it goes down.
I mean I guess it goes down. It doesn't go
up though.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Oh yeah, for the.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
Listeners and viewers now at home. Uh, Blake had the
lowest by large march and talking remember, and then also
has the smallest biceps of the crew because we just
measured a second ago. That's where we're at and those
are just facts and I'm not trying to you guys

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put your biceps on record.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Do yeah?

Speaker 10 (44:56):
Absolutely?

Speaker 17 (44:57):
Can I just say one thing because you know, when
you insult it, I got to bring them back up
a little bit. And saw you pull the sleep back.
That's a sleeper built.

Speaker 15 (45:04):
Taylor, and I went, it's a nice looking Yeah, that's
a coop sleeper building graphic designer stone.

Speaker 10 (45:11):
A little bit, not a whole lot of stone, but
it's still be etched.

Speaker 5 (45:14):
Honestly, I would I would love to be your guys's
third as opposed to these guys like if you want
to you want a new member, I will.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
I would love to bust with you, bros.

Speaker 10 (45:24):
Do you want to bust with us?

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Remember he's a four day cranker.

Speaker 10 (45:29):
We need a four day cranker. Will was a two
day cranker, one day creaker.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
This is the difference that us and you can start
at the size of their penis because it's definitely larger
than yours.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Dude, Hey, no shot, Yeah, okay, thank you. That's not
real because a big man and so it has to
be proportioned.

Speaker 17 (45:46):
You spend enough time in the locker rooms, the big guys,
the littlest guys. Offensive lineman, I mean there's first now
Matt Kalil, he's going to be on.

Speaker 10 (45:59):
Oh yeah, that's right, dude, offensive lineman. They got that
the suit coat button.

Speaker 6 (46:04):
That's it's not I like this, but because they got
so much weight that it kind of put who's who's
position wise?

Speaker 2 (46:12):
Who's really hoggy? You know what?

Speaker 10 (46:13):
Don't answer that's really hoggy. Don't don't answer that. Let
him guess.

Speaker 5 (46:17):
I'm saying safety is just got it dropping down the side?
Why though, because dude, you don't feel safe around them?

Speaker 10 (46:26):
Come on, you know the answer to the question. You know,
you know why?

Speaker 3 (46:30):
I feel it has to be a linebacker, right, A
lot of really a lot of hanging brain though.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
They got big ass nuts. Sure. Hey, what's up at Shelley?
Thanks for watching the skill positions? Skill skill position guys,
they're real.

Speaker 10 (46:50):
The skinnier, the better.

Speaker 18 (46:51):
Skinny, they're talking what it looks like, Who's who's dragging it,
who's getting extra yards after.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
I've never seen, never, I've never seen Blake excited. On
the podcast they talked about the button the button head,
Blake was like, Oh, I like this, sweating a little bit.
He's like, yeah, maybe safety. I don't feel safe at
him offensive lineman.

Speaker 17 (47:21):
For the most part, aside from that Khalil, everybody's kind
of just the same base category of burden nests.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
I guess it's honestly the old lineman or who you
want to shower by.

Speaker 10 (47:31):
Yeah. Absolutely.

Speaker 5 (47:32):
I have stood on this where I've said, like, I
think that we would learn a lot if every historical person,
everybody revealed their cocks eyes.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
We need to know if that like influences the way
you think, you know what I mean, Like, does Napoleon
actually have a small dick because everyone says, like you
find it somewhere it was very small, and it was
it's like in a jar. It is I have a yeah,
do not go in this garage? It is, yes, and

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it's very small. Well that's a funny. And then is
Abe our boy a Lincoln is he just hogging out.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
If you walk, if you're.

Speaker 10 (48:12):
Long and slender. You can't your hands game over game.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Dick was as big as his hat. Why are you
just explaining your exact frame right now?

Speaker 10 (48:23):
This is a new frame, you.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Gross.

Speaker 10 (48:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (48:28):
Well, if you have a good head of hair and
a mustache and you're six seven and you're wearing boots
and your shoulders go a little bit for when you
walk your bad posture you got.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
If you've got old blue eyes tattooed on your right hand, you're.

Speaker 15 (48:41):
Heyyi's gonna Tailn's goet a nice little piece on him.
Oh yeah, that's so nice of you, because you him
going from what three twenty down to two fifty?

Speaker 8 (48:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (48:51):
Yeah, like three three twelve Yeah, to run the three
fifty range?

Speaker 2 (48:54):
That's how what is that journey? How are we doing that?

Speaker 6 (48:56):
Right? It's that was a light lost one hundred just
stopped eating candy, which is insane, is absurd.

Speaker 10 (49:04):
I was always awaking guys.

Speaker 17 (49:05):
So the minute they were like, hey you can't play
football anymore, I think like three weeks, it was like
twoity five. And then there was a moment where Tailing
and my wife, Tailor and Will had to have like
a sit down intervention, like, hey, you are looking like
your prey.

Speaker 10 (49:18):
You need to get a little bit batter. I've been
trying to.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
He was watching the Serena Williams commercial a little too
much on a.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
Zem Yeah, maybe maybe I do poop a little funny.

Speaker 5 (49:31):
For a while.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
I heard that's ay, that is a thing that you
your poops are not great. Well, yeah, that's that is
the whole thing. It's a whole digestive situation.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
Well they can't. I mean, I feel for the people
on Netflix. They might not know that, right, and now
they do know. If you do the ozempi or whatever
shout out to the people, you might you might have
weird poops. Your poops get runny or explosive.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
I don't know. We've gone from ji just to poop
and we are in the zone.

Speaker 10 (49:57):
We're in the batter's bucks, right.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
We were in improv school back in the day. They
say work at the top of your intelligence. They say
always work at the top of your intelligence. And that's
what we're doing.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
Yeah, how do you even find that?

Speaker 10 (50:10):
Yeah, yeah, that's a selfish rule.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Never, I haven't found it yet. I can still get there. Yeah,
I believe in you. I can become smarter.

Speaker 5 (50:20):
No, I believe that anyway, see you guys at super
Bowl sixty nine.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
Our new bit is is going up to people and
be like, so it's super Bowl sixties, so how many
years until.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Sixty nine?

Speaker 3 (50:38):
And then but let him hang for them and they're like,
I don't know, Like what are you saying? And then
you say sixty nine and they nine years.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
It's fun.

Speaker 10 (50:49):
While you were explaining that, like ten, like is it nine?

Speaker 9 (50:52):
Ors?

Speaker 10 (50:52):
Like a weird like rollover?

Speaker 6 (50:54):
Yeah, where do you guys think super Bowl sixty nine
would or should be held?

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Very and there is a correct answer that came up
with Troy and Troy Aikman.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
We're gonna get to you, man, chill bro Jesus Christ,
we're here with Corny.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
He's shouted, yea Phoenix. Yeah not that funny. I don't know, yeah, screaming.

Speaker 10 (51:18):
Phoenix.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
Super Bowl sixty nine. We got to lock it in tomorrow.

Speaker 10 (51:23):
I think St. Bart's St. Barts would be a good spot.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Very similar, he said Jamaica.

Speaker 17 (51:28):
Did he okay? I feel like island the fact that yeah,
but also there's a lot of things you can't do
the island. Thing we can't about island.

Speaker 5 (51:37):
But by the way, no, I also said that there
is an island where Okay, because that's.

Speaker 10 (51:41):
The that's a joke that I'm not. I can't tell that, Joe.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
No, we can talk about the emails. If you want
to go there, we can buy the.

Speaker 10 (51:49):
Buddy Air down to get conspiracy with you. He's still alive.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
Yeah, oh yeah, he's here. Troy's with him.

Speaker 6 (51:58):
I think if we just plowed the island, resurfaced, it
built the stadium and.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
That's where we have every super I also feel I
think I think Phoenix. I think I think Troy's suggestion
of Phoenix.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
Is a good idea.

Speaker 10 (52:11):
Why do you like Arizona?

Speaker 3 (52:12):
Well, because it's a very sexy place. People aren't wearing
a lot of clothes. It's very hot there.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
It's to wear cross.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
There are a lot of babes in Arizona.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Why I don't like Jamaicas.

Speaker 15 (52:20):
We can't continue to push the agenda that NFL needs
to be international, right.

Speaker 10 (52:24):
Oh, you're off that, right, Maybe Puerto Rico.

Speaker 15 (52:27):
Happens a year, but in fact that we're trying to
get to a spot to where there's an eventual home
team and games are just played there all the time.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Yeah, I'm not about that. Ain't about that.

Speaker 17 (52:36):
Request four percent tax in general. Real quickly, you're Arizona.
Take yea, Yes it was Troy, It was Troy Troy's.

Speaker 10 (52:43):
But I just want to listen.

Speaker 17 (52:44):
There's a this is on Netflix. There's a franchise called Zips.
All right, the best bar food you ever have in
your entire life. They were rated last week by Homeland Security.
Not of my business. My only business is we got
to save Zips. And if there's somebody watching that can
save Zips, we gotta save.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
Lord of Zips.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
I've never been to Zips, and I will die on
that sword everything I can to bring Zips back.

Speaker 5 (53:10):
I don't know if this is the right place because
we went to bat for Hooters and Rainforest Cafe and
they are both not doing well.

Speaker 4 (53:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (53:18):
The Zip was a hitter as a kid, Oh my god,
the worst food environment.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
But that banana Foster's dessert was off the motherfucking.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
But you're a kid, so you're just eating some mazzarella
steaks anyway, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 10 (53:32):
You're in the environment.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
Yeah, you're you're just like when that gorilla pops out
of the and what are we getting a sneak like,
you don't even look at the menu. What are you getting?

Speaker 10 (53:42):
I love that you asked that question.

Speaker 17 (53:44):
I sit down and the waitress walks up and I say, man,
I just want you to know I used to live here.
I was, I grew up here. I don't come here
very often, but when I do, I want to spoil myself.
Please tell the chef to put a little extra love
in this thing into the chef. So this is a
sit down like it's a sports bar sports The chef
is a yeah telle.

Speaker 15 (54:03):
I don't know if you guys notice it. He's setting
the tone about the tone because a lot of.

Speaker 17 (54:08):
The you know, day to day working it's like all right, yeah, buddy,
whatever you want, but like you want them to know,
this is a special moment for me. So you get
the medium golden Wings, extra crispy, extra saucy. Buddy, I'm
telling you it's I'm not gonna get crazy and say
number one wing of all time because some asshole was
gonna say something top five wing, top five wings, extra

(54:28):
extra saucy. He's had it, and you this, Yeah, the
experience is off the charts. You're excited right now, number one.

Speaker 10 (54:35):
Top five, top five wing. You're gonna eat.

Speaker 6 (54:38):
But I'm saying, like shame because there's like single places
that have like really good wings.

Speaker 10 (54:42):
But as far as like Chames go, your plans goes that, Yeah,
they're mowing them down.

Speaker 15 (54:48):
Yeah, here's what I fear right now, go ahead, they
might go on their own accord without you, and they might.

Speaker 10 (54:54):
Have the wing and be like you gotta go to
and that's the one you go to.

Speaker 17 (55:00):
It not all, it's a preated equal. But then you're
also gonna get the Monico for Kasha. All right, extra
Jilipino dipping sauces the bill here.

Speaker 10 (55:09):
Buddy, thirteen dollars. It's kind of nice.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Time out talking about I like, how excited you just
can't everything. I don't know if you guys are feeling
the same thing, right somebody we just kicked. I kicked.
My headphones are in.

Speaker 10 (55:23):
I'm kidding, what happens?

Speaker 2 (55:26):
That's it? Isaac?

Speaker 10 (55:28):
No, no, no, like I'm just telling over here, it's real.
We we're bad.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
We're bad. We're bad. We're bad.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
Isaac figured out out that's crazy. And by the way,
he just made his Netflix debut.

Speaker 5 (55:40):
Dude, and everybody, did you see Isaac's Isaac he the
hair Jail Game?

Speaker 3 (55:46):
Yes, Isaac dresses like that, and he's fifty five years old.

Speaker 10 (55:49):
Isaac looks like he was in every Jackass movie up.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
Yes, Isaac like he is currently in a SKA band
that only.

Speaker 10 (55:57):
Performs plays the trumpet the whole time.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
Bad a lot of waiting for his solo.

Speaker 15 (56:05):
Yeah, just's just gonna He's just gonna sit there and
just get destroyed.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
How often you guys throw throw as a compliment, I
do it.

Speaker 10 (56:15):
Let's play the game right now, softball. Here he is,
She's so nice.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
He's a loving father.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
He is a good dad. He is a good to
any child he finds on the street, any child. He's
in the email.

Speaker 3 (56:31):
Emails right, and that is another episode of this. Yeah,
so much for coming out. Joy, We'll get to you
next time, maybe tomorrow, maybe may probably not though, holy ship,

(56:52):
thank you boys for coming out.