Ep 286: Blake Has A Social Battery

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically
crucially important today on This is Important.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Turn the butts on, come on and Arlene, let's go
on the dance floor.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Let my ass down down. It's about getting your dick's son, youngster.
Let's go.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Oh I had a good clap. Okay, we're still rocking
with us.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Oh my god. Shout out to anybody who.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Listening to this or watching this in their living room
with their significant others leaning in from the other room,
going to the UK.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Hey you good, and then they spread their legs and
go now I am and Blake does his thing.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Welcome manly smokes man, If you survived that intro, welcome, well,
only the strong survive, y'all?

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Only the strong?

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Ser unbelievable new theme song? Is that what we're saying?

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Absolutely, I'm trying to pay for it. How much do
you think we have to pay?

Speaker 1 (01:21):
The artist ems Realistic EMS, which stands for that's the
name of the group, which stands for her earnest motherfucker
probably English, motherfucker English. Do you speak it topical? I
think they're British topical, Yeah, I would think, Uh, I
don't know, one hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
The halftime show durs topical. Oh English, the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Now go back to that. Do we even need to
talk about that?

Speaker 3 (01:48):
I didn't even notice. I didn't even know.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Do we even need to beat a dead horse any longer?
That halftime show?

Speaker 1 (01:54):
For them? Is that the dead horse?

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Is that what you think he is?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
During the halftime show? I was there. I didn't see.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
That's what I heard Adam tweet it.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
The super Bowl was was pretty I mean, it's always
really same, but I was so exhausted by the time
we got to Sunday.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Your social battery was out. I was. I was done
for I'm also I also didn't sleep during the super
Bowl week. I was, Uh, that sucked. I'll admit it.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
I don't like you had nervous excitement. You know, it's
a big week.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yeah, you had way too many espresso martinis right before bed.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
See and drinks.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
We've covered it.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
We covered it at length.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
He's a superhero.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Can't get them my hero. There goes my hero. I
disagree that that's what kept me up because I went
to camp. I can't be a dead horse. Adam. We
can't be a dead horse here, we can't. I didn't
see the dead horse.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
I so you did you drink alcohol that same night?

Speaker 1 (02:53):
It's science. Of course, I drank alcohol every night.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Okay, this isn't like, this is not me, this is
not me trying to check you. This is me just going.
So that was the alcohol going to work. But then
the caffeine was like in the Trojan horners like or
in the bowl, if you will, And then when you
woke up three hours later, it was like caffeine time.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yeah, maybe you know what it is. What it is,
it's a vicious cycle.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
It's a metaphor for the country. Actually, the caffeine's taken over.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
At least Adam made it to the Super Bowl. I
dipped out the day before. I had to retreat to
my mother's house because I was so my social battery
was so low. God, I hate that that I had
to I had to take bart to conquer.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
What's funny is Blake actually says stuff like that. You
say social battery in your in your real life playing
you know.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
I didn't until today because that's the only way to
describe the way I felt after Super Bowl week.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
It was a blast. We were running, we were gunning.
I just I was just saying, yeah, learn more words.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
It's not you don't have to come with like a
new wave, new ag social battery. How about was it
your social battery or were you just so drunk for
six days leading up to it?

Speaker 1 (04:05):
One more day of getting drunk you were like enough, No,
because that's not what it was, Adam, that isn't what
were you pissing out of your butt? No? Were you
doing pps out of your butt hole? No?

Speaker 2 (04:15):
I hit a point the social Do you think that's
what was happening, because that's what was happening to me.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
I could talk, I could talk to people all day long,
but I was like two hours of sleep. I kept
having to excused myself and pee out of my butt
multiple times in public. You did, oh several times. Here's
what happened. Here's what happened before before I go into
the And now I can't get that visual out of
my mind.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Before I go into the super Bowl.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Where do you feed your dog?

Speaker 4 (04:44):
We're at the tailgate, and we're at the fancy tail
gate and like all the owners are there.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah, and I'm talking to Gavin News someone you know.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
He comes over trying to give my vote my second
we're chatting it up within we're talking and I go,
all right, well, thanks, good to see you. I excused him.
I excused him from the conversation and he's like, oh hey.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Well goodness, good to see it. Chloe was like, why
are you got your vote? Like you don't kick him
out of the conversation. He kind of kicks you out
of the conversation. I'm like, I have to take a ship.
Like if he doesn't, I'm sorry, But if he doesn't
leave right now, I am I ship in front of
the future president. That's not something I want to do. Okay,
you heard it here first? You heard it here? First?

Speaker 3 (05:30):
Was this the gathering I saw? Like somebody posted, Yeah,
I saw a video of like every celebrity all walking
together in like a is it a called a procession?
What is it called pople walking across the parking lot?
And it was like Leo, it was like Jamie Fox.
It was zach Efron, Is this where you were?

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Efron was there? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (05:53):
Well it was all all the celebrities, Kevin come to
the same entrance, and they do they make you feel special.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
You get there, you have a little handler the I
me guess what they served. Did they serve baby back ribs? Literally?
God damn. They like usher you into the party that way,
and they're like, hey, if you have any problems you
hear text us, we'll come get you Vanilla Isles, which,
by the way, I was like, We're not gonna have

(06:22):
any problems. There's real celebrities here. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
Absolutely, I'm just gonna take photos with like some moms
and ship and uh. But then we ended our way
in into this fancy tent and there was just like
every owner of every everything, like Jerry Jones was there,
the owner of the Chiefs was there. Who looks like
he was wearing a wig, but I don't think it is.
I don't think it's a wig, but his hair looks wiggish.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
If it looked like it, it probably was.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Look at Blake.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Maybe, I mean, we'll bring up a photo of this guy.
He was very He was totally nice. Just because we
have a wig doesn't make you not nice. Yeah, WHOA.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Blake's very defensive.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
And Adam, that's the second time you've crossed your eyes
on this pot and I'm liking that he's good. Is
something you're starting and if you're watching on Netflix, not
on YouTube any longer. Then you are seeing these cross
eyed Shenanigans and.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Uh, sorry, well dude, that's my body is still cross eyed.
I gained Let's talk about what you think I gained.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
We finishing that story and then we can circle back
to your.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Okay, okay, humongous anatomy. Let come on a d d Okay.
So uh yeah, he had insane and wig like hare
but it was fine.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
But looking around this group, I'm like to Chloe, I
was like, monster are in the Epstein file all of them,
Like this is like very much like a elite group,
like the NFL Owners. I would say that's maybe the biggest,
the most Like we don't have kings in America, but
the NFL owners.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Are, well they're like dukes. As you get And.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Were you the jester of the group. Uh yeah, it's
an elite you could call it a ring.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Sure.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Ring.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
But yeah, so besides the ones that were in the
ebstudon list, and there for sure were a few probably,
Uh it was.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
It was awesome.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
It was very very nice, great food. And then we
went into the actual Super Bowl and guess who I
ran into Again every super Bowl I've ever been to
the Boom Guy, which I think it's I think it's five. Okay,
of course I ran into Big Justice, but also ran no.

(08:35):
It was my boy, Guy Fieri, love guy. We were
in a I was in a box. I was in
the Jaguar owner's box. Tony Khan, uh the man. Big
shout outs to Tony Khan. He he got us in
the box. It was it was very sick, very cool seats.
And then I look over three boxes down, my boy,

(09:00):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Sorry, three boxes down, three boxes down, Adam's hanging out
over the edge.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
You're crying in your neck, you're snooping.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Huh No, no, no, it was very It was a
weird setup where like you could look down at this
and it was all open and uh.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
And I looked down. I see Guy Fieri. He gives
me a point. We're doing points. I felt really good.
I felt really good.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Did you blow a kiss?

Speaker 1 (09:23):
I didn't. I didn't blow a kiss. And then I
also met Shaboozy and we talked about how much he
loves it.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
Yes, there you go into Shaboozie. Teddy Swims didn't know
who he was.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Met him. Seems like a name I might have to Google.
He has a lot of hit songs.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
He sang at the at the tailgate party, and I
was like, I'm like, oh, I don't know this guy.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Even a little bit Teddy swims. It's crazy that they
hired this nobody for this huge tailgate. You think they'd
get someone huge. And then I knew every song and
I was like, oh, this is a hit, huge hit song.
Now I didn't know who this was. Age out, We're
aging Out? I didn't I didn't know smoke.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Can I play fifteen seconds of his most kitty?

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Can you speak?

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Uh? You know? Cook? Cool? Lets get ahead? And now
was on the on the names Adam okay, and where
are we hearing this? This is? Is this on the.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
I guess I just don't even know where to find
musique anymore.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
I'm just hearing it in the.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Background of like girls working out on Instagram. That's where
I'm getting my music.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
That's it. Uh.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
So Todd is saying he was nominated for a Grammy
this year for I've Got I've Tried Everything but Therapy.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
That's his song, haven't We there's the cross Eyes again?
That wait, sorry, that's the song.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Uh that is the name of an album? Yes, that's
the name of an album. I love it from pop.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
And so now is a is out. The second album
is gonna be like Tried Therapy. No, it's actually called
I Don't No More at tried It Yeah, got no
more songs.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Now I'm Good. It's called I'm Good. Now I'm Out.
I'm out. But the super Bowl super Bowl was fun.
The game really sucked, so that was a snooze.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
It's mostly just like eating and drinking and you know,
hanging out. And I thought Green Day did a great job.
They didn't say like fuck Trump and KKK like they
do with some of the other shows. Yeah, uh, you
know which I also get. I don't know if I
would do that at the super Bowl. I think there's
a time and a place for for those things.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
Right now, what do you got Trump?

Speaker 1 (11:42):
I don't like the guy. Okay, this also isn't the
super Bowl.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
I heard it here. First he's Adam, he's in the
window behind you, he's in the wind.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
He's like Freddy and then uh, and then the halftime
show was fucking sick. The kid rock one. You watched
it on your phone.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
He was the grass You watched the kid on your phone.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Watching I mean watching those like three hundred trees or
having many trees came the trees stuck in the little
like the trees the star. I mean it was it
was great. Yeah, it was very cool.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
And did they just stand there?

Speaker 4 (12:20):
Yeah, they just stood there and you couldn't tell that
they were people when they were just standing there.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
And I think I was like, why would they do that?

Speaker 4 (12:28):
But really it takes less time for them to pay
someone to run on stand there like a tree and
run back off, then set up a bunch of trees.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
That's what I Oh, wow, dude, that's actually really smart,
is it.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
I feel like you could just have rows of trees
on wheels and push that right out.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
No, no, that's a long row of wheels. That seems impossible.
What if it tips over? Who's picking that up?

Speaker 4 (12:52):
Also that there was a point where he uh stayed,
he like fell back and they caught him and he
was like the tree he's got him, but you couldn't tell.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
It just looks like he's in the trees. So you
get two people dress. I love that. I love that
you never know you're true.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
I am.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
You're thinking small, you're thinking small, And this is why
our live shows are small. Okay, we think budget. We
need to think much much, much much larger.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Is this gonna be next year's Halloween costume? Is everyone's
dressing like the trees?

Speaker 1 (13:22):
I hope? I hope.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
So that would be really cool. Well, it's a good
group a group thing. Don't go as one tree, because
then you'll be like.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
By the way, shout out to whatever group of friends
dresses like the trees, and then like the fucking what
do they call it?

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Like the leader, the group leader? Sure he dresses like
bad bunny. Oh, like the hottest dude friend? Good? What
a what a rough?

Speaker 3 (13:43):
You are not getting any old nanny that night if
you're the tree because everyone's just looking at your friend.
Who's the bad bunny?

Speaker 2 (13:50):
That's true, but he's probably bad bunny for a reason.
He's probably the hottest friend.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
Unless you're like ugliest, fattest, most fun friend is the
bad Bundy. It doesn't work.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
I like that too, I'm down for that.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
I loved that one of his hit songs I saw
somebody Like translated into English and it's.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
You one of his hit songs. You saw it.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
Let me get this right, you saw it translated?

Speaker 1 (14:16):
What the hell? That's right? And uh, it's science this person, dude,
these song rocks.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
It's even better than I thought it was. I was like, oh,
this is a catchy song.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
I think it works pretty well in its native language.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
Well sure, yes, but but if you want to know
what he's saying, it has to be translated to English.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
If you are only an English person, like my idiot ass.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
In German, you speak German fluently, interesting.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Expercausdorts, sneaks are good.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
Yeah, but the song goes I like women. It's it's
something like I like women, I got women, I got
all kinds of women.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
I'm in the vi P. I'm in the vi vi P.
We're in the vi P. I take a set of feet.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Ah okay, okay dude.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
I was like, this song fucking rules, and people were
like mad at it. I'm like, why why are you mad? Dude? Dude?

Speaker 2 (15:11):
People who are mad at it, it was just pissed me.
When they're like, the halftime has to be in English?
What the fuck are you even talking about? Who cares?

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Here's what's crazy to me. People who are like, it's
got to be in English, and then the other people
who are like, we don't need subtitles. I'm like, we
can't meet in the middle, dude, that's the same title.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Aren't there Spanish subtitles for the game? That's what I'm saying.
We you know how we meet in the middle.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
It's like parents, Remember when both sides are fighting, You're like, fine,
now we're taking it away. So I think that for
the next few years, until we get it together, no
lyrics allowed. It has to be jazz. It has to
be Kenny. It has to be Kenny G up there
blasting some fucking hits or just.

Speaker 4 (15:53):
Beats or just like it could be like a Latin vibe.
It doesn't need to just be Kenny G.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Yeah, well I think Kenny. I liked the Latin vibe, Dude,
I was blast on a little bad bun.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Okay, So what if we have what if we have
like jazz centric like a like a or world music
like no lyrics, world music or like new age ship,
that would be kind of sick, kind of like pure
moods a little bit.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Remember that compilation. Yeah, I think I think you could
do whatever you would like without the lyrics, just no lyrics,
no lyrics allowed. But it doesn't need to be It
doesn't need to be world music or whatever the world
to be like or whatever it could be. Your moods
is so good.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
But I just like when it's legends, when it's like
a legend somebody who's not like at the peak of
their powers at the moment, like it was a great show.
It was good. I kind of like people who you're like,
oh my god, damn, they got them, people who were
kind of like not out there all the time already,
because then it's special.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
That's why I love the one Did you guys go
to the super Bowl when it was in LA and
it was Eminem?

Speaker 1 (17:00):
That was awesome? That was that was That was a
great super Bowl half time.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
That was great.

Speaker 4 (17:04):
That was an all time super Bowl where it's fifty
cents and Eminem and Doctor Dre and Snoop Dog and
it's like, you get any one of these guys individually
and you're like, ah, it's okay, but you get all
five of them and you're like, oh, but like a
wall of hits for twenty minutes.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
In my mind, Rihanna perfect, Yes, legend a little bit
past her prime peak powers comes in Pregnant, Rocket Batons,
crush it. I liked it. Springsteen, Prince maybe the best.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Yeah, Prince Rocket Like I like that.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Somebody was like, who you think you're never gonna see
ever again?

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Michael Jackson?

Speaker 3 (17:43):
And then they come back Michael Jackson.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
So you're making a push for well, who would that
artist be? Who would be like a legendary artist on
death's doorstep that you really want to see for one
last time?

Speaker 1 (17:55):
The Stones.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
I was interviewed, h, I'm doing press right now for
my season two it's coming. Oh yeah, And so Apple
Music hosts the halftime show and they were like, it'll
do to you want to see? And I said, anybody
but bad money?

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Whoa?

Speaker 3 (18:10):
I said, and the mic just slowly was pulled away.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
No, they push it right in your face, throw dirt
on your grave.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
Any press is good press. Uh. My suggestion was outcast,
Oh done.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Oh that's a great But you know what outcasts would
then do?

Speaker 3 (18:31):
What would they then do?

Speaker 4 (18:32):
It would be they do they do like ten minutes
of Outcast that years, and then all of a sudden,
other Atlanta stars are there.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
All of a sudden, Luda's doing a bit.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
And I think they've come out as a part of
a medley before. I think maybe Big Boy. I can't remember,
but like I feel like there wasn't Atlanta Medley at
one point. I mean that would dude outcast has the hits,
they've got the prestige, and then yes, they could have
somebody who's from Atlanta come like under their wing and
do like a little something.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Yeah. My dad was, I mean, he's my dad's very liberal,
sometimes too much so. But he goes, uh, well, you
like the Haveltime show. Here we go. And my mom's like,
you just you didn't understand. You didn't understand the meaning

(19:25):
they were saying, VIP take selfie.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
And I also was like, I didn't understand the meaning
the meaning, and she's like, but she's like, yeah, he
just doesn't get the meeting, like thinking like he's being
offensive or racist or whatever.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
But then he's like, I just you know, it'd be
nice if I understood the lyrics. And I'm like, you
don't understand the lyrics on any song you've ever heard?
What's the difference?

Speaker 2 (19:47):
So read a book you literally, but I don't know
what the fuck ac DC's saying.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Stop you don't know.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
My kids love Thunderstruck. I looked at the lyrics the
other day. It's just about going and like getting head
from a stripper. I think, bro, that's what every rock
song is about from I know, but this is specifically
just like I'm in the eye of the scene was
like a dancing chicks, and then like when she blew
me out was thunderstruck.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
I hit the back of her throat, he goes to
like Texas, I think, thus struck.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
Uh oh, so this is a so outcast was offered
the opportunity to headline in the super Bowl halftime show,
but Andre three thousand refused to shorten hits like Hey
y'ah and the Way You Move to fit the struck
broadcast time limits for something okay, and then Big Boy
later performed as a guest with Maroon Five.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Thought, well, that's thunderstruck.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
Well that I'm not feeling that thunderstruck because Maroon five
and Big Boy don't seem like they go together that well.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Why not, dude, you didn't. I mean, they both undeniable,
they're both thunderstruck. Up, dude, super thunderstruck. Let's just say
they're both thunderstruck.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
We can admit that.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
I totally agree. I'm reading the lyrics here, it doesn't
seem like.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
Come on, read them, what are we talking about here
Texas was fun. We have some met some girls, some dancers,
strippers who gave a good time, broke all the rules,
played all the fools. Yeah yeah, yeah. They blew our
minds and I was shaking at the knees. Could I
come again? Please?

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (21:26):
Them ladies were too kind. You've been thunderstruck.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
No shit, I'm not. I think you're reading into it
a little bit a little far.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Okay, wait, what part of can't could I come again?

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Please? Shaking at the knees is reading into it too far?

Speaker 3 (21:44):
Give them the.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
Floor, because hey, you could come again? Which is it's
on the sign of every convenience store you ever go into.
It's like, come again please, yes, yeah, they know there's
so come again.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Yeah, I'm beating off in the seven eleven.

Speaker 4 (21:56):
Come again please, you have me shake it at the knees.
He's nervous. It's the thing that one is, right, You're
just a little nervous. You've been thunderstruck, you knocked out.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
You know.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
It's like you see a pretty girl or something. You're
a little nervous. Huh, shaking it the knee. You want
to come back, You want to come back and see
her again.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Okay, I want them to hear this and be and
think you're serious.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
I gotta call this guys, podcast is explained it? So?

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Hey, I assume that I bet is a pretty good
It's you dick suck youngster, pretty good impression. Do I
have to spell it out for you? Where are?

Speaker 3 (22:32):
They're from Australia.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
They're from Australia. They're from Australia.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
I remember we went and partied with their sons of
like Angus Young or someone. I forget, but there was
the sons of the a CDC guys and they have
a bar in Sydney and we went and partied with
them one night.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
What if the original the first pass had it.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Was she suck my cock and they're like, whoa dude.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
If it came out nowadays, it'd be likelick my down.
She had shaken at the knees where she tongued my.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Butt butt thunderstruck tongued my butt.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Hey, nowadays that's a that's actually drink lyric, that's a
CARDI B dude. But now that's a half time show
at the danceport. Tongue the butts on at my wedding.

(23:35):
I love this, My wedding. The butts on, come on
and Arlene, let's go on the dance floor. Dude, but
we have to take it. You have to take a drink.
Here's the game. You have to drink a drink every
time he says tongue but from my butt? Tongue.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
But have you ever played that drinking gas where you
drink every time they say thunderstruck, No, you're thunder.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Oh that's funny because in the beginning it's like five
times in a row. Oh yeah, it's constants like tongue
and Adam.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
When I met you, I knew this guy. I knew
how to party. But this is a revelation.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Because tongue, my but mine, tongue your.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
But you ever played the drinking game when you're watching
football and like when they say, hut, you gotta drink,
you gotta talk just an alcoholic, because like, I got
a new game. When you go to the grocery store
and you go down an aisle, you gotta.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Take a shot. You gotta take a shot. That's drinking
in public. God on a Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
You don't know how to.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Party, and I feel like I don't drink anymore. Well,
we did a pretty good job of it.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
Do you guys walk around your neighborhoods drinking only on Halloween?
Because that, to me is the only thing I know
ever want to do. Oh, just be the main Just
walk around the neighborhood, which with a drink.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
Like a solo cup, solo cup, or just with like
a bruskie in I don't know.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
I've got like a little koozy for a can that
I'll put it in.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
H There we go, There we go. It's a little concealed,
concealed carry and I.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
Just want I just want to walk around, you know,
check out the neighborhood, make sure everything's all good.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Drink. I think that goes most states, but California, you got,
I don't know, feels a little you can't.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
No, you can't.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
It's not you're not allowed to know you can you can. Well.
Durs lives in California and he is literally sometime.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
Like it's it's not legal in Illinois, but it was
like the way of the world. Yeah, people would like
walk around to people's houses with big ass cups like
the like insulated mugs.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Absolutely in the nineties. Yea, No, that's that's very much
a thing down where I live.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Uh, you know, people are just walking around drink. Yeah, overtime,
it's the best. People's noses are so so bulbous and red.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Well, I I felt like, you know, Adam, and you
said that I wasn't gonna do it, but I was
so I felt like I looked like such hammered shit,
and I felt so my social battery was so low across.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
In the eyes, so low. Yeah, yeah, yeah, at what percent?

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Sixty ten percent? Ten percent? Low? Man?

Speaker 2 (26:21):
I remember you said I wasn't gonna do a cleanse,
but I'm on like day three of cleansing.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Know what does that mean?

Speaker 3 (26:29):
That's just showering for you?

Speaker 2 (26:30):
Right?

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Yeah, well, I do a little bit blake. That's not
a cleanse.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
I will say that there were several photos that I
was looking through my photo. I took like eleven photos,
by the way, and we're not in like nine of them.
I'm like, what did I I mean, such a bad job.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Of super Bowl week? Super Bowl week?

Speaker 3 (26:51):
Yeah, you're busy living. I love it.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Yeah, I love it too, But I am like, I
gotta take some photos. I should have take a photo.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
What do you want to take a photo of?

Speaker 1 (27:00):
H and you?

Speaker 4 (27:02):
My friends doing fun stuff, kicking field goals, having fun together.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
But the few photos I do have of Blake, he
looks like hammered shit.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
I looked so bad. Uh, you look so drunk. I
just looked terrible the whole time.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Well, I also was slept zero hours. I slept a
total of eight hours.

Speaker 5 (27:25):
And hey, Adam, I'm talking about how Blake Okay, oh
say sorry, I just I like, I was almost like
I was really, I was just really disappointed in how
I looked.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
I looked like hammered shit. And I felt, well, welcome
to our world.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Yeah, and I felt so And I don't know if
it was just because I'm like coming off of like
being in Winnipeg where it's it's it's hard to look
good out there.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
It's hard to look good because it's dry and it's cold.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
I don't think it has anything to do with where
you were a month ago.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Two.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
I haven't recovered yet. And also it's dry and it's cold.
It's it's covered in snow, yes, not dry, it is dry.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
The morning after I didn't drink, I finally had bags
under my eyes for some reason. I think it was
the sugary drinks. But like what were you drinking.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Whatever? Bud lights and Tonga room drinks like.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Because the first night was a lot of kind of everything.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Well, the first night we and we guys, now that
we've done two Super Bowls, let's chill the first three
days so that when Friday, Saturday, Sunday, the actual fun
days rolled around, we're good to go.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
If you're I'm sorry, If you're watching Netflix and you're
wondering who this third person on the podcast is, Yep,
don't worry. I don't recognize him either.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Well, by the way, Blake, it's not it's right over
the Sorry. Sorry, no, was the fucking doomed they'll move it,
so they'll move.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
It's not Uh, it's not about the three days. It's
about not burning the fucking house down on day one.
If you noticed, I didn't, I didn't.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
That was on day one.

Speaker 4 (29:01):
You guys went out and went and drinking all night.
But that being said, I had things to do several
hours earlier than you guys did, so.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
And I was excited. Man. We were in San Francisco, the.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Bay Area, like I I just felt like my my
brain was everywhere. There were so many people I wanted
to see. And then my social battery just got so loved.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Yeah, why didn't.

Speaker 4 (29:25):
You and see when we go to New Orleans, a
city that I know, well, I take us around, I
get his dinner reservation out.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Yeah that was different to me. You showed you showed
me no spots, and you know there were. In fact,
I took you to a spot. I took you to
Tonga room, thank you, which was really awesome.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
It's true.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Me and Durs hung out.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
We went to Rump's room on night one, and then
on Friday that when there's left, That's when I went
and explored on my own. You you you you were
busy though you couldn't come out to like That's when
I really tapped in with all the Bay area artists
I was trying to hang with, and then I went
and got.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
Can I ask you a question about your social batteries?

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Yes, of course.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
When you know when you get those those batteries that
kind of like attached to your.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Phone, yep, I bought one in the airport.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
Is that what Adam is for you? You think?

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (30:16):
So like when you guys click.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Together, we power each other up, power each other up. Yeah,
I get see that.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
I'm not saying Adam is just a battery. We all
know he's not that. No, no, but for you blake,
when you're with Adam, does he give you a little
extra juice?

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Freaking lotly my all, my all, my boys, juice me up.
But yeah, Adam gets me. Adam gets me because.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
He gets your juice.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
Now, I I wish you would, but juice come up.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
Can someone out there who's good at ai please make
that thank you?

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Yeahank you, thank you, thank you? Yeah? No, I you
know Adam. Adam gets me going.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
When Adam is ready to go, I get pretty hyped
because what I I think it was Tonga room night.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
That whole day. I was kind of like my social
battery was like really low. God, I hate.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
But you were like you kept going hey, like immediately
they're like, let's go, let's go out drinking tonight, Like
that's all your request, dude.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
I was ready.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
That was a night I even understanding what is so great?
That's just kind of standard operating procedure, that standard.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
But we we went after him.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
No, but Adam hadn't. Adam hadn't called Babe Ruth called
as his shot.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Yet twinkle in my eye that night.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
Yeah, that night he was like, this is what we're doing,
and I'm like, god it okay, okay, because I was
feeling like I was done after night too.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
Really yeah, I mean well yeah. We were out till
three that night, which was awesome.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Both those night. That's where I was like, I kept
talking to Isaac.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
I'm like, that's when you told me you loved me
before you went to your I do love you apparently apparently, yeah, Blake,
and then he kept trying to fuck Isaac.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
He kept yes, he did.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
He kept going telling Isaac he was going to sleep
in his room because your hotel is too far away,
when it was like three blocks away.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
It was very It's a long walk in San Francisco.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
A San Francisco free block walk at three in the
morning is a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Yeah, yeah, but there's but it was different San Francisco.
I'll say it.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
I've gone on record saying that San Francisco is a
garbage city because it has.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Been the last half dozen times has been there. That's
a right wing talking point. All right, No, dude, it's gross.
Its gross.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
He's right, all right.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
I only saw maybe under five people smoking crack, and
I only saw three what they call it like the
fenty fold. I only saw three people mid fentifold, which
is crazy. It's crazy that you see How's that not?

Speaker 4 (32:42):
Well, it's wild that heroin people lay down, which seems better.
But people that are doing fentanyl, which I'm like to
do fentanyl seems not like a great life. This is
like the craziest, like the craziest thing you could do,
because the tiniest bit of.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
It so you can kill you. But they're just folded
in half.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
I saw this guy's whole dirty asshole just sky high.
He was just like folded right in half. And so
I that's one of the other photos I took and did.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
You dougue his bod, douge his bad.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Tongue?

Speaker 1 (33:19):
But when as soon as it's on, it was like
I've gotta talk. So but those numbers for San Francisco,
I'm skipping the balls. Those are good numbers. And uh.
And I walked all over the city and I felt

(33:41):
very safe.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
And Chloe and I actually after dinner, I think it
was Friday, Friday or Saturday night. Saturday night, we walked
from our dinner and we're like, it's like a fifty.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Eight minute walk.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
How about we walk for twenty minutes, walk off some
of this dinner and then call an uber.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
But then all of a sudden, we walked.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
Like thirty forty minutes kind of forgot to call the uber,
and we're like, okay, let's call the uber.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Now we can't get reception.

Speaker 4 (34:08):
There's no ubers around, and now we have to walk
under three different freeways. And I'm like, and Chloe's like,
the tourists get murdered, right, And I'm like, absolutely, like
we could get murdered. I have like, I'm wearing a
nice watch, Chloe.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Has your jewelry on. We weren't expecting to be in
these streets like this. And guess what. Didn't see anything right?
Didn't see any homeless or unhoused population.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
What happened to bums at And why at the tailgate
didn't you say thank you Gavin Newsom for cleaning up
the city, thank you?

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Because I don't think it was Gavin.

Speaker 4 (34:48):
I think it was there's a new mayor and people
are just talking about this mayor in San Francisco like
he's a god. Chloe was just at the bar waiting
like I was doing some work and she just waiting
for me. She said she heard two different conversations where
people out of the blue were just like, oh, thank
God for the new man.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
I'm like, people just love this guy.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
Yeah, and if we knew his name, we would say yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
But whatever they did, they yeah, I don't know. They
definitely powerwashed the whole city. They did something. They did
something with these homeless people because and these drug addicts,
because they're normally there, and they just straight.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
Up warn't every morning, the streets were like wet. I
think they were like going around and just hosing down
the city every night.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
I mean they do that, They do that every night.
I think they added soap. I think they added soap.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Jesus.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
His name is Daniel Lurry. Daniel Oh yeah, no we
knew that.

Speaker 4 (35:41):
Yeah, Mayor Daniel Lurry, big shout out, and I like
people are just going, oh, he's really saving the city.
All he's doing is saying I watched an interview of
him going like, yeah, you're not allowed just to do
drugs in broad daylight on this sidewalk anymore. If we
see you that, we will arrest you.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
And you're like, yeah, that shouldn't be just a law wherever.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Yeah, although I will say walking around drinking in your
own neighborhood with a koozie on the cam.

Speaker 4 (36:13):
And and by the way, there's levels to it, because
I saw this woman smoking a joint and I'm like, hey,
that's cool.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
I like it. This is the city you can walk
around you go, girls smoking joints. You couldn't help it there, Yeah,
and it's and it's fine. And if you know, you
see someone just pocketing in a beer but keeping it
low key, I think that's cool. Now if you see
someone fenty folding with their asshole.

Speaker 4 (36:34):
In the skylights and all of a sudden you start
to then all of a sudden, it's bringing the worst
out of you because you're licking buds in the middle
of the daylight.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
And then he's fenty folded.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Yeah, okay, and now you got my vote, bud.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Congrats. Holy smokes like that hard. I'm going up against Heaven.
That heart stands from me.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
What happened to brown bag?

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Brown bagging it? Remember?

Speaker 3 (37:01):
Brown bagging it like you just drink out of a brown.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Bag, like a forty in a bag or like a
tall came.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
I think it can be anything in a brown bag,
as long as the bag is brown and it's bag.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Yeah, I mean it got onto us. They didn't know
what was in the bag.

Speaker 4 (37:15):
Yeah, I think they might. They might have started to
figure that one out.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Hey, we should This could be a breakoff forgatcha Bitch
the Dog prank Show, where it's like you're pranking cops
like you got a brown bag and then they like take.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Oh, here and here it is like you drink out
of like this right, and then you take the bag
down and then it's just a fucking metal finger.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
That's kind of cool, man. It seems like a fun
time to test authorities.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
To our loyal listeners. I had my middle finger out
and can we can we broach this? Can we breach
broach this this topic, breach and.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Broach, breach and broach, do whatever you want to reach.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
I'm on YouTube. Our channel gets suggested to my click
on it.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
Which now are we there even there anymore?

Speaker 3 (38:01):
It's just clips and listen, guys, gals, what knots? I
know it's just a big commercial for like nine minutes
and then there's thirty seconds of the clip.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Right.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
I don't love it either. You guys are telling us
you want us back on YouTube, and I don't know
what to tell you. The world is moving fast. We're
just trying to keep up.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
Absolutely, hey are our favorite corporate They called they did
the Netflix.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
And I guess you could call us sellouts. But like,
this isn't this isn't for community service, although sometimes it
feels like it. You're welcome, Blake, Okay, this is this
is our this is our job. And look, maybe we
had a mom and pop hardware store and ACE came knocking,
and now it's an ACE.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Hardware store, brought to you by yours truly, by the way,
love is a is the place is the.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
Place, And I feel for you. I know you wanted
to see us on YouTube. Sure think if I think
if you could subscribe to Netflix, you'd get all sorts
of other benefits. You get to watch Wednesday.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
I also feel like Netflix is way better. It's way better.
I'm more team Netflix. I know that's I know people
love YouTube, and I get that we love YouTube, but
I'm still I'm still not on I don't have a
YouTube TV.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
I go on YouTube so infrequently.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
It's only to figure out if I'm like, I to
look up what like a Zatman curl or something at
the gym, where I'm like, what exactly is it and
then I look it up and you're like, oh, okay.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Do you fix things around the house ever? No, It's
great for that if you want to like be like,
is the washing machine making this noise?

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (39:42):
If I go on YouTube and it's it's so much
easier than just calling somebody and being like, so that
was two hundred dollars okay and the guy just looking
at you like a freakin' dumder bus.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Yeah, there's some There is some content on YouTube.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
I like, like, you know, like all the Easter a
it is in like the newest Marvel movie and all that,
like shout out to screen crush, you know, like that
kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
I have to go to YouTube for. Here's what I'll say.
Here's what I'll.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Say that I do miss a little bit, and maybe
Netflix will find a way to incorporate it. I like
the comments on YouTube. I like building the community. But
with that said, hey, just go to our Instagram at
pot important.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
And unload the comments.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Dm B Demon whatever you're saying on YouTube, Demon, I'm.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Like, we're on Instagram, we're on other things.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
We're still very free the audio version, but if you
want to see these and oh boy.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
Then if you are listening. He's squeezing his nipples.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
What are the rules with nudity on Netflix? Can I
show my butt?

Speaker 1 (40:43):
There are not none? If you want to see that? God,
oh my god? What are the rules? What are the rule? Wait?
Why do wait?

Speaker 3 (40:53):
Hang on a second, Hang on a second.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Why does your ass look like tips?

Speaker 3 (40:58):
Your ass looks like a woman's.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Come over and find out why you thunderstruck me, bitch.
I didn't realize you. I thought you had a good ass.
That was what do you want to see? To probe?

Speaker 3 (41:17):
That was very Every time Adam wants to.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Just no, that's not a good ass, it's like kind of.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
No, no, no, stop it.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
Well, now you're flexing, and now you're flexing really hard.
What are the rules? Are rules?

Speaker 3 (41:30):
I don't know what they were, but there we're gonna
find out.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
It's gonna change. What are the rules? Isaac's texts? You
can't do that. I hope this becomes a clip on YouTube.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
Listen YouTubers, we love you Wench's where we started love
We love The tube business is the fickle business. This
is just a fickle, fickle business. We're trying to keep
above water. I know you can say you hope we drown.
I can't drown. I'm really good at swimming, so good
that I'll keep my boys with me. I got thank you, brother,
I got you. Think of the drowning. Do not jump

(42:03):
off the cruise ship.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
The cruises, absolutely cruises. God, a week away. A week
away is right? If this this comes out, this comes
out Tuesday, we're on the boat.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Yeah, oh my god, we're on the bat. Dude, I
am so bloated just from super Bowl week.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
That's why you gotta do. You gotta cleanse like me,
Look at me?

Speaker 1 (42:24):
What are you weigh? What are we doing?

Speaker 3 (42:25):
I weigh I weigh one ninety nine. Right now, it
has to stop.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
I'm a one hundred and eighty nine pounds. That is,
that is eleven pounds more than I weighed before leaving
for the super Bowl.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Guys, I'm sixty and I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding.
And that's pretty good for me. Okay, that's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
And what is the point?

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (42:51):
Is it just the number that you're trying to share. No,
that's that's low.

Speaker 4 (42:55):
And that's like that's like pretty skinny. You're like six
feet tall, that's like very long.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
I haven't eight for three days. I'm fucking starving, dude.
I'm starved. That's that, dude, that's just what you're doing.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
Well, what are we talking about starve?

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Well we by the way, a cleanse isn't starving yourself.
That's starvation.

Speaker 4 (43:13):
What I'm doing a cleanse is like like you drink
certain juices, which, by the way, that's lame.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Don't even do that. That's also start just eat food,
but eat less of the food that you want to eat.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Well, you know what I'm doing and this isn't I know,
it's a it's the pod. I got it for free,
but I saw it in the closet and that's where
I was kind of like.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
I went with the java. You guys got those kochava bags.
I like it kava, dude.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
I'm having java just about every day, if not every
other day.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Now, what do you guys do with thekjava? Okay? Because
I I put it in this, put the water in there,
and then I do this. Thank you explaining how we
all do.

Speaker 5 (43:58):
Butt Oh I think okay, so oh plot So.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
I thought it was a shake. I was going to
do it in a neutra bullet and a blender and
mix it with a banana and no, you just add water.
Do you add protein powtery? No?

Speaker 2 (44:13):
I mean I think you can add whatever you want.
But it's a meal replacement. I thought there was protein
meal replacement. I'm using it as my food.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
Sorry, hand to god. I thought there's protein already in there.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
I think there is.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
Didn't you read the bag at them?

Speaker 1 (44:27):
You got it? I think you read the ad. I
got it. I'm gonna go here.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
I think everything you added is in it. Go grab it.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
And Kochava, we're put really putting you on by like kajava,
dope name.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
Finally, it's just us, great name, fun to say, fun
to tell people about.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
And I realized that this isn't like a sponsor for
the pod, and I, you know, I but I'm doing
what do you.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Mean they're trying to be That's why they sent it
because they want us to its delicious, try it out
and then we can have. By the way, there's nothing
worse than doing ads where I'm like, they're great java,
I'm in would love to do it now, yes, which
is kind of what we're doing.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
That's how they got us. They know they got ever
gonna pay it, fucking got us.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
It's kind of the same way that Twin Peaks got
me by sending me this mouth bad And now I
look at it, it's all every day.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
Okay, okay, what flavor is that? Because what flavor?

Speaker 4 (45:20):
So this is this is macho and I I have
a vanilla one that is the one that I used,
but I couldn't find the pack strawberry.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
I got a sahi and so here's.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
What I was doing. And this is uh why maybe.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
I was doing two scoops for two hundred and forty
calories're supposed to you're supposed to.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
But then I was adding pizza.

Speaker 4 (45:43):
Then I was adding protein powder, which is probably another
two hundred and fifty colors.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Then I was adding banana.

Speaker 4 (45:50):
Then I was adding almond butter, right, so you know,
then this went suddenly to like an eight hundred calorie adam.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
It says meal replacement, like you're not supposed to make
it a meal on.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Top of it, but I was blending it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
No, So like you know, instead of eating lunch, have
the shake, maybe have an apple apple as.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Well, but an apple, but don't also add cheese.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
Yeah, here's the bummer. Here's the bummer. I'll talk of this.
I was reading about it online and apparently they just
changed the recipe from coconut milk to oat milk. And
everybody says that it used to be better, used to
taste better.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
You could tastes fantastic.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
I do too, But next time you try it, did
you taste the oatness? I love that when I burp
after using it.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Well, maybe you go and you get on eBay. Blake
can do it for us.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
Here.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
You get the old bags. We find them old bags,
some of that, bought some of that crystal PEPSI a
couple of chocolate tacos.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Yeah, what's your guy's favorite dairy alternative? Because I like
oat milk. I think the flavor of oat milk is delightful.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
I don't believe in them.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
What why.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
I'll drink an almond milk every once in a while,
but I also don't drink milk.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Really, I'm an adult man. I drink whiskey.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
Sure, I guess I'm talking about when you get like
a coffee. I forgot with with thees, when you get
like a coffee with dairy in it, which I don't
always do, but when I do, I don't. If I
if I have a latte too, I don't.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Okay, but go ahead.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
Well you said when you and and you're putting that
on me as if I'm a bitch.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
I'm like, do you get almond or oat? Because I
get oat, and I think it tastes a life. Well,
I like the taste of it. I will say, if
you use oat milk to make macaroni and cheese, it's
fucked up.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
It's not good. It's bad. It's actively bad. So you
have standards that. Can we move next? Next? My parents
are in town.

Speaker 4 (47:49):
My parents are, guess what, living with me indefinitely okay,
And they just got They were in town taking care
of my son when I got back from, uh from
the super Bowl. And it's awesome having them here. But
they want to eat so much food all the time.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
Oh yeah, give them, hit them some good.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
Joba, like every meal is like it is an event.
When I'm just like, I don't want to eat until
the goddamn cruise because I am morbidly with these I
feel like a melted can.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
Do you guys think the food's gonna be good? Food
on the cruise is gonna be good?

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Yeah, I think so? I think it?

Speaker 2 (48:24):
Did?

Speaker 1 (48:25):
I think it is?

Speaker 4 (48:26):
And uh yeah, there's a ton of different options too.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
Well, do you think that that is just because you know,
they're just kind of getting right? They just moved in
right my parents. Yes, every meal can't be a fucking
event for the rest of our lives.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
When I when I wake up, when I when I
wake up first time, my mom asked, what do you
want for dinner? Oh, it's like seven am?

Speaker 3 (48:47):
And I'm like, what, Well, she's going to the grocery store, right,
she's she's she's keeping it.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Fresh exactly, but she goes every day. I'm like, why
don't want get a bunch of groceries and then throughout
the week we can just make stuff. And she's like, no,
this is guy. I think it's a thing for her
to do, which I'm like, okay, But I'm alost like,
let's let's plan this dinner around like four pm.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
Here's my question. Here's my question, Adam. If you are
you in the world where you can say, hey, Mom,
surprise me, or you too much of that control freak
where you're like, I need it to be something in
my wheelhouse.

Speaker 4 (49:22):
Uh no, I could, but also like I don't want
to eat lazagna every night.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
What you know what I mean, news flash, Garfield.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
And you think that you think that would happen, Yes.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
And I don't want her to make lasagna. And then
now I'm like it of lasagna or whatever.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
And it's a bit of a thing, right, you think
you'd have a tiny bit of lasagna? Got it?

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (49:45):
We live so close to the best Mexican restaurants on
the planet, Like on my little peninsula, there's like five fantastic,
great authentic Mexican hungry spots. And my mom, I know
what I'm going to make tonight and I'm like, what's
that and uh and She's like, it's my special.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
I was like white, white women like inchiladas white omaha.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Yeah, like but it was my first night, so I'm like,
okay with extra paprika. And they were objected. They were,
oh yeah, you know dude. Yeah, I grew up.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
I grew up in an Iowan household with a mom
making attempting to make Mexican food.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
And yeah there green by the way is on another
my other my mom's other dishes are are perfectly good.
They're they're good. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
The opening night, like I'm gonna knock their socks off
with these fajitas.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
I was does your mom put hell of black olives
in all her Mexican food? I feel like white people
over compensate with like lots of black olives in their
Mexican food.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
Is that is that off base?

Speaker 3 (50:54):
No?

Speaker 1 (50:54):
No, no, And we'll leave that there. That's how you
feel about the whites, got it?

Speaker 3 (51:00):
We just had the what what's the like El Paso
brands back in the day, Like you just picked up
the mix winning with the meat.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
That's right. You didn't go lowrys. Hey, that's exactly what
we did.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
And hard shell taco from like you just and you
just line up the buffet.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
We had mission. We had mission tortillas. Yeah, shout out,
fancy shout out. I still do that. I still do that.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
I'm like, and I'll throw a Dad's Taco night where
I'll do like the taco.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
Bars on me. We do we do taco Tuesday? Yeah,
well I should do it every Tuesday. It's just easy.
See to me, I'm like, I understand it's easy, fine,
but we're incapable of doing it. Well. Bro, when there
is when there is three blocks away, just get black
all lips.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
You could go buy ten tacos for the family or
whatever and you just bring it home and they're the
best tacos you've ever had.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
No, no, but yeah, but you kind of want to
have the shitty tacos at home so that when you
have the good tacos, you go like whoa dude, and
then interesting later and like you go. Don't you ever
think back and you're like, damn, I missed my mom's
shitty ass taco.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
No, sometimes I do, I don't.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
Sometimes I dream.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
Sometimes I missed that shitty ass taco.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
Yeah, I know there is a nostalgic as soon as
you bite into that meat with that l passo. It's
like having a big mac. It's never changed. It's always
tasted the same. Yeah, and I don't want one, dude.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
I had McDonald's for the first time.

Speaker 4 (52:32):
Years in years and maybe a couple of months ago now,
but it tasted so delicious, like scientific scottlish. It's gotten
a little bet that. I was just like this is
it looked like shit. It didn't particularly smell that good.
And then I ate it and I was like this.

(52:54):
I was taking the tiniest bites because I didn't want
it to end. I got like one cheeseburger because I
didn't want to be a fat and then I'm like
eating it so slowly, and.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
Oh it was so good, dude, McDonald's.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
I will say, I went for years not having it also,
and then I was driving from here to Oregon and
I was making a stop and it was late and
the only place open was McDonald's, and I'm like, fucking.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Who gives a fuck? Go for it.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
But I always will probably pick a different option if
there's a stop or something, I go in. It's never subway.
I get the chicken sandwich, like spicy chicken sandwich. It's late,
no one's really there. It's made for me.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Right, crashy, afresh, a fresh.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
Unbelievably great, so good.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
When when fast food really tried the ship out of
my mouth.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
You got to do that. That's part of gets uh
gets McDonald's once a week, at least maybe twice a week,
just herself. She'll just like caper. She'll hit me up
and be like, hey, are we eating dinner together?

Speaker 4 (54:06):
And I'm like, no, I'm just eating a nine thousand calorieava.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Hot fucking upava. What flavor, meat lovers, It's all good.
I put a slim gym in there. And then she'll
she'll sneaky, go eat some McDonald.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
She, Uh, what's her order? She getting the mic fish
or whatever they call it.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Oh, she gets a double. She gets it to two cheeseburgers. Oh, cheeseburgers.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
That used to be a number two, and now it's
like a number six. It's somewhere it got pushed, got
pushed on Super bowls sixty.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
But what a bummer for that meal. That was a
two forever because it's two cheeseburgers.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
And they were like, we're done here.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
Number two. Yeah, number two, number two, Just catch up.
That was my youthful order. And now I blake. What
did you eat for the Super Bowl at my home?

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Wherever you were? Jesus fucking Kojava? Is that right? You
ate kava? You haven't eaten any solid foods for three days.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
You have a khava for the super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
You're watching the super Bowl at home on the couch
and you're eating cojava.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
I told you I'm going into detox mode. I'm going
why wouldn't you go to de Talks the day after?

Speaker 1 (55:25):
If that's the case, you have to be the face
of kachava, young Java.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
I like that because did you see this Daily Show
they asked RFK what he would have. He's like, well,
you know, I only eat eat and like live cultures,
so human.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
I would I ate yogurt. He was like, what I
like that, you ate yogurt.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
We had people over and uh my my daughter made
deviled eggs, So I did have that.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
I had to.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
I had to support that delicious.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
How were they? She won't hear it? She here they
were a hit. They were a hit, like a creamy
and delicious.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
I had a couple of chicken wings as well, Yes,
chicken wings and eggs.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
What the fuck? Wait?

Speaker 3 (56:10):
So you were okay? Look, so the whole thing about
the was a joke or you had both?

Speaker 2 (56:16):
I had the next morning? You gots are right? I
did pay all right. I didn't hit the ground.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
Because sometimes we're trying not to jump on you and
now you're like inviting it.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
You like it. Now you're lying. Now you're just straight
lined to us. Hey, thunderstruck me, bitch, that's what I
are there? Any are there any tape backs, any apologies,
any epic slams here? You know what? Right out of
the gate, I do want to apologize, not to you
bowld As, but to anybody.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Who saw me out and about or at the parties
at the super Bowl and my and I know, my
social battery was waning.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
It was low. It was low, and.

Speaker 4 (56:56):
You were in the DJ booth you like climbed up
the side of the wall like yelling at the DJ.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
What are we talking about?

Speaker 2 (57:03):
That's my friend Micah Noodles, She's a great DJ from
the bar area.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
Okay, but it seemed like your battery was That was
night too, so I still had a little battery left.
But that might have been THEA is really messing with
my vocal courts.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
No, dude, Honestly, if you saw me and I didn't
have that that star studied Blake Anderson energy that you're
used to, that, it's my bad. I apologize. My social
battery was very low. That's why I had to escape
the conquered me with my mother.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
Yeah, I'll say my social battery was uh was a
blow too. Last minute, last minute I got we got
into the box, uh and we had two extra tickets
and Blake had stuck around town and I was like, hey, Blake,
maybe do you want to take these tickets? Maybe you
and your brother, you and a friend, And he says no.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
The bitch.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
Uh no, then you you you said you were taking
back off to him. Yes, I had already.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
I had already told my family that I was going
to attend our uh super Bowl party at home, and
they were very excited about that, and I didn't want
to go.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Actually, I'm rescinding that, so siche I get that. I went.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
I went with I went the family route. That is
very kind you, Thank you.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
I think I have a take back, Guys, I don't.

Speaker 3 (58:27):
I can't remember anything we talk about on the things
me neither and maybe I should start writing it down.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
Did that I take notes?

Speaker 3 (58:33):
Do you really?

Speaker 2 (58:34):
No?

Speaker 1 (58:34):
I'm lying all right.

Speaker 3 (58:37):
Here's what here's a note for you, bitch. But yeah,
I just want to say shout out to our YouTubers. Look, man,
we're sorry you're not along for the ride.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
We love you.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
So how do I'm on YouTube with you? I feel
gross watching the super long commercials with the little itty
bitty tag on the end.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
But also that's just the squirrel, that's just the score
with them. If oh, is that what happens? I don't
watch oh stuff.

Speaker 3 (59:01):
I know it's like a long ass commercial and then
like at the end of you being like dude, thunderbuton
and it's like with the fucking thing?

Speaker 1 (59:09):
Oh is that right? That does? So we're thinking about it,
thinking about anybody on YouTube.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
You should already have Netflix because you're watching Game over man,
You're watching The Outlaws, you're watching season two, episode one
of is it cake?

Speaker 1 (59:23):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (59:23):
So you took my apology and you're turning it into
a call out.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
I am, I'm calling you out?

Speaker 3 (59:28):
Got it? Got it?

Speaker 1 (59:29):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (59:30):
And Blake, I would like to I would like to apologize,
maybe once again to the Marriot people, the people that
hired me for Marriott where I came with two hours
of sleep, totally butchered this song, made up my own lyrics,
sold it.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
Though I sold it, I don't apologize, don't I sold it?

Speaker 4 (59:50):
So now I really wanted to nail it. I have
you know, you know me? That's that's where I shine.
I shine in those song and dance moments and I
and I feel like my my light was dimmed that day.
I was on two hours of sleep and I just
couldn't didn't pull it off.

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
But here's my question. Don't you want them to just
think you are worse than you are instead of you
didn't bring it? Bring it?

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
We want to bounce back.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
Uh yeah, I feel like there's an admission that they're like, oh.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
I didn't mean to. It's given me lack of sleep.
It was the lack of spirit, of course.

Speaker 4 (01:00:24):
And and by the way I and then the hosting
of it, this stuff that I had to do, I
nailed that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
It was just the song that I didn't that I
didn't do good.

Speaker 4 (01:00:33):
And then the and then the the party that I
hosted and then brought up the All American rejects did
great with that too.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
It was just the song.

Speaker 4 (01:00:42):
And I would like to apologize to my ladies over
at Marriott.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
You know who you are there. You go see.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
Like, shout out to the ladies of Mary.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
Dude, the the flight that you didn't end with thunderstruck
is fucking that's such storry. That's insane.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
Back running back.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
We can still, we can do anything to day and
I take back that ending. Wait, no, not quite, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
The fact that you didn't end on thunder I was like,
wait and dude, I even sang suck my butt at
the tail end. The ladies of Marrion line them up.
We want to say apologies.

Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
What my one well long intro, Yeah, we can't afford that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
Alright later, guess all right,