Ep 288: An Episode Full Of False Accusations

Today, this is what's important:

The Epstein files, Little Monsters, NBA All Stars weekend, Partiful, pizza, grilling, Toy Story, & more.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what is most obviously,
very crucially important today on This is Important.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Let me get some eyes out of your buck crack.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
We're kind of doing the tight thing right now. Dude,
I like breaking partying and drinking beer. You're not gonna
get me with that ship. Let's go. That's important. Everybody's coming.

(00:44):
What's up, fellow? Not much?

Speaker 4 (00:48):
What's up with you?

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Epstein files? How is that how you open the show?
What's up with you? Dude? What's up with you?

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Dude?

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Ebstein? You bring it up every single pod boy because
I know you're in. Because I know you're in. There's
no way elite. I'm not that elite. I'm not that elite. Yeah,
none of us are, none of us.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Hey, funny Epstein story. Okay, today I get lunch with
he who shall not be named Voldemort.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
Oh, Jesselene Maxwell closed, Kyle Knew a check.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
Okay, speaking of it, we're sitting We're sitting at like
an outdoor table. It's chilly here. The only people outdoors
at this like cafe getting some brunch. And this guy
walks up and I go, hey, look looks like Kevin Netton,
and it kind of did.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Kevin Etten was the showrunner of Very very funny.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
For people that don't know, this is Inside Baseball, Very funny.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Man wrote the new one, not the old one.

Speaker 5 (01:50):
And Kyle clocks the dude walking up and he comes
up to like a door that's locked, and he goes,
is it closed?

Speaker 2 (01:55):
And I'm like, no, it's open.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
You just have to go to this door behind me,
and he goes, Okay, how about the latest with the
Epstein files?

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Huh oh, Kyle's in deep, isn't no?

Speaker 2 (02:04):
No, no, no, no no no.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
The guy, the guy what guy at the door? Sorry,
the guy who walked up that looks like Kevin Nett.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
This is the story that you decided to open the podcast.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
You said, what are we talking about here?

Speaker 3 (02:19):
You see it?

Speaker 6 (02:19):
Well, I was zipp ZOPPI and I could just tell
in Blake's eyes that he's always thinking of Epstein.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
I'm yet and I'm yes ending and I'm yes ending.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Okay, So sorry, sorry, thank you, thank you, and welcome
to your show.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
Thanks and Adam off the pod afterwards. Let me know
what stories sell. This guy walks up door locked or closed?
No door open over here. Oh, thanks, how about the
latest with these Epstein files? Okay, Kyle just goes, huh,
I'm like this dude just out kyled Kyle right, and

(02:53):
then Kyle goes, I don't know. He goes, have you
seen it? Are you guys paying attention? You've seen the latest?
And Kyle's like a little we're thrown.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
This dude's coming in.

Speaker 6 (03:04):
Why Why are you so thrown? Why are people so
afraid to talk about Epstein?

Speaker 5 (03:09):
That's a weird thing for a stranger, Adam, Adam, you're saying,
what comes next?

Speaker 2 (03:16):
He goes. Kyle's like, I don't know. He's like, what
do you mean you don't know? You don't care?

Speaker 5 (03:19):
And like I turn around, full fool me and I
just go, you know, I haven't seen my buddy in
a real long time, and I'd really like to just
continue the conversation we're having.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Wait, did you say confin you first? Did you say
I said both?

Speaker 5 (03:40):
And then he goes, oh, interesting, you don't want to
talk about the Epstein files.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Huh, this is a stranger at the door, this is
a stranger on the street.

Speaker 6 (03:49):
Is this isn't curb your enthusiasm character?

Speaker 5 (03:53):
And then he goes he goes like, he's like, why
are you scared about the not Satanism. He goes loof
lucifer Ism or lucifer ology or some ship. And Kyle's like,
Kyle's like, I don't I don't really know anything. We're
just trying to have some brunch here. And then I
was wearing like an un Arctaric's hat and he goes, my, man,

(04:16):
you know who wears arc tariks hats? Huh what secret
service under undercover agents?

Speaker 4 (04:21):
And I was like, all right, I'm trying to have
brunch with this guy.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Dude, this guy is cool.

Speaker 5 (04:28):
I actually like this guy.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Coming in with man, he's like dressing you down.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
I mean maybe in his weird universe, for sure.

Speaker 5 (04:38):
He goes in the restaurant and then through the window,
he's just he points at me as he walks.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Okay, this guy is a crazy an absolute insane person.
Off the wall? Was he did? He look totally normal?
And yeah closes what was he wearing?

Speaker 5 (04:54):
He he looked he looked seemingly normal, but like, look,
I'm sure if I if I got like anymore, had
five minutes to just look at this guy over Uh,
he appeared normal he looked like our buddy Kevin. And
so then he's pointing at me as he walks to
the restaurant. And then he just goes out the front
door so doesn't need at the restaurant, and then walks

(05:15):
past outside past me and like is pointing at me.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
I'm I'm ready, I'm like fucking.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
At my Oh, I'm I'm not to fight to defend
my life.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Fuck it.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
I like him, Look, I'm ready to fuck this. Kevin
Nett looked.

Speaker 5 (05:31):
Like I'm sizing up utensils on the table. I'm ready
to just grab a fucking knife. I'm like, this dude
was unbelievable. Vibe.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
What's Kyle doing?

Speaker 6 (05:42):
And the cool the cool thing of that story is
that people working in the restaurant will be like, yeah,
this guy was like pressing them about Epstein and then
Durors got so scared.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
That's interesting he grabbed a knife and stabbed him.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
That's interesting.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
I wish you would have man, So maybe he's in
the files.

Speaker 5 (05:58):
And by the way, was just like, i just don't
want to talk about it with you.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
I'm trying to talk to my buddy.

Speaker 6 (06:04):
Yeah that's all you are going to talk to your
buddy about, but not with this stranger.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
That's all I we just want to clear our names.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
That's all you want to talk about. It's a necessity.

Speaker 5 (06:12):
But dude, the right out of the gate watching Kyle
be out, kyled and he was like, I hope that
guy doesn't know who we are because all you guys
talk about is how I eat babies and stuff.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Yeah, no, Kyle, Kyle is not about that life. When
push comes to shove, he's not about that life. I know,
but he's what fighting a man or no, just like
truly going down the rabbit hole. I do think Kyle
has common sense. I do think he is a normal human.
As soon as he is presented with a true like wormhole, dude,

(06:46):
he cowers, he counts, which as we all should, as
we all should.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
But also just like a science experience, he did go
a little.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Q and on during the pandemic. He did well, the
pandemic was well.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
He was technically he was quean. He is cute if
we were he lost the doctor on the same guy.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Yeah, see looks at it.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
But dude, total just.

Speaker 5 (07:06):
Like psychological experiment where you're like, I guess if you're
this guy who has probably had something absolutely horrible happened
to him that has made him the guy who goes
up to strangers and just opens with that, I'm sure
this is like the biggest thing that's ever happened to him,
because he's like, I told you.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
This is the thing sea see. I also think La
is a weird place, and La La is a very
weird place. You must remember that the weirdest and and
and here's why he maybe was a failed actor or
a writer or who is putting on a character and
going out the way they do, the way they tell

(07:46):
you to do in acting class. They're like, put the
character on, you are this person for an afternoon and
go test it out. And they would tell you that
in improv.

Speaker 6 (07:55):
Class and an acting class to like be a different person,
put on a different skin, walk about. And then this guy, weirdly,
his different character is very much about the Epstein files.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
Is pressing people on their knowledge of the file. Miles Teller,
was it Miles Deller in character?

Speaker 2 (08:16):
I mean he gave me whiplash?

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Yello?

Speaker 6 (08:20):
Hello, why because Miles is such a great actor. Is
that what you're saying? Yeah, he was in a movie
called Whiplash. Yes, well I know I know what you know,
but he has a top gun.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
He was he was a real maverick. He was in
this movie called you Know. But was he Elvis?

Speaker 6 (08:35):
I hope he lists for Eternity. That's his newest movie.
No one saw it was Elvis. Should have been he
was not?

Speaker 3 (08:41):
No, no, no, Little Monsters could then that was before
he was a Red Savage. I think that might have
been Fred Savage. Do you remember The Little Monsters? Do
you guys remember that movie? Yeah? Yeah, that's the one
with Howie Mandel that they go under the bed. That
one was sick, true frightening. That the main bad guy

(09:02):
like has the backside of his head like his brain exposed.
That shit fucked me up, dude.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Yeah on some bitch.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Yeah but you were a bitch.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
That was a movie you watched when you were sick. Right,
I'm always sick.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
That was a you're at home, you were sick.

Speaker 6 (09:18):
You get to you get the clicker, you get the
power of the clicker, and then you stumble on like
the daytime HBO that your parents would get once a
year for a month, when they would give it to
you for a month for free, Little sampler pack, little
sampler and then all of a sudden, Was it little monsters?

Speaker 4 (09:36):
Is that what we're going with?

Speaker 6 (09:37):
Maybe it was little monster? Little monsters is what it's called.
Little think it's little monster monster plural.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Because both the boy and the monster are are monsters, right,
isn't it.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
The moral of the story, aren't we all mean?

Speaker 3 (09:51):
Is that we're all monsters? Oh?

Speaker 6 (09:53):
And David Stern's in this movie too. This this is
a classic. Who's David Stern the NBA President?

Speaker 4 (10:00):
Sorry, Daniel Daniels Stern. Daniel Stern.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Oh, Daniel Stern is the dad.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
Daniel Stern is the father in this movie.

Speaker 6 (10:06):
So if you don't know, this is a really cool,
very weird nineteen eighty nine. So it's old, the makeup
and essentially this monster lives underneath the bed.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
He catches him in his room. He's like, YO, come
with me in the underneath world. He goes with him.
I don't know, really remember the plot.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
Because he's getting bullied in the real world. He's like,
I'm sick and tired of the real world.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
I want to go where you're from.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
I think, I don't know. I don't think most eighty
nine to nineties movies were about little boys getting bullied
and how to overcome that.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (10:40):
Yeah, and then in the by them late nineties, the
kids figured out guns, just shoot him, let's just shoot him. Yeah,
don't don't even muse your imagination, and that you want.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
To see my little monster.

Speaker 6 (10:55):
Then then then all of a sudden, Yeah, then all
of a sudden, he got a little real got too good.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
Is what happens in It ruined the youth of America?

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
It was the first person shooters really fucked up our children,
and it does suck. We used to get our aggression
out with puppetry and makeup and imagination, but then that
all stopped and that is an all stop.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
But Howie Mandel, he was like a cool monster.

Speaker 5 (11:21):
He had like high tops on, yeah, right, and like
a cool gene vest.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Yeah, a little ear ring he had a little Yeah,
he was so cool, dude.

Speaker 5 (11:29):
It was almost before was it before or after Aladdin?
Because it reminds me of the same kind of thing.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
It was before Aladdin? It was before, but only a
few years.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
So do we think Aladdin ripped it off?

Speaker 5 (11:40):
A blue guy who's really like fast and funny?

Speaker 4 (11:44):
Oh you know what that was?

Speaker 6 (11:47):
Probably this came out in eighty nine, so they filmed
it in eighty eight, and then Aladdin came out in
ninety two, which means they were working on it the
previous four years or something.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
I bet it was a I bet it.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Was a green Genie right. Oh. Then all of a sudden,
Little Monsters comes out and they go, oh, They're like,
it's testing.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
Well, let's get the erase erch squish.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Well. Do you remember when like it used to be
like movies, like identical movies would come out at the
same time just to confuse kids.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Dude, I remember, I remember.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
I think we may have talked about this.

Speaker 4 (12:20):
It was like White and Tombstone came out like within
days of age.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Yeah, And I feel like the movie theaters got sales
just because people were like, I think I want to
see that movie because that's the one they're talking to,
which one.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Y'all kick me situation.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
It's a very rush hour which one y'all flicked me
exactly exactly. Hung out with Chris Tucker the other night
by Oh he's in the Epstein Files. It's science saving
Oh he is? I actually think now and willing to
bring up I don't I want to just open the
pod being like Epstein Files but like that is worthy

(12:53):
of talking about.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
But why not?

Speaker 6 (12:55):
Yeah, it's weird that you don't. Are you afraid? Are
you really afraid they're going to?

Speaker 3 (12:59):
Really? He's smart. Fun.

Speaker 5 (13:01):
It's not like we're random guys on the street who
are coming up to you being like, did you hear
the latest? Were your best friends who love and support
you no matter what? Almost and we refuse to get
in the same area.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
Okay, why were you hanging out with with I wasn't
hanging out.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
I wasn't hanging out with Chris Ducker.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
I wasn't hanging out.

Speaker 6 (13:18):
But I was at the NBA All Stars Slam Dunk
complet to his ship.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
There we go, get the boy.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
That must have been the whole analytic.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
That's cool, that's cool. You got to see all those
players that nobody knows their names do slam dunks.

Speaker 4 (13:36):
Dude, what was that even about?

Speaker 6 (13:38):
The What sucked is the three point contest was way
more interesting and fun.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yes, Jackson was Jackson Hayes in the slam dunk contest.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Who shout out Jackson Hayes with Jackson he's the man,
what a freak athlete. I know he's a fan of
the show because one time I went to a Laker
game and he geeked out on me, and I was like,
oh shit, this the homie rag hear Jackson Hayes shout out.
I would love him on the Warriors as well. He's
a very good player, young talent.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Okay, I don't know if what do they call that?

Speaker 4 (14:09):
Okay, So the looks like Kashad Johnson.

Speaker 6 (14:13):
He came out with E forty and they were fucking
throwing it down and forty was also sitting by me. Uh,
you're so lucky, Yeah, dude, it's pretty sick. And then
Carter Bryant, he's a Spurs root like none of these
guys and no offense, no offense. These guys are not
the stars of the league. And that's what we want

(14:34):
to see. We want to see the stars or and
maybe I'll bought my tongue in a few years when
these guys become the big stars. But when when Blake
Griffin he did it as a rookie and he won
his a rookie star. But you knew he was going
to be a star. Yes, he already was a star,
wasn't He was already was a star.

Speaker 5 (14:52):
And this is hobby Lob said, he wasn't a thing yet,
but he was like jumping out the gym.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Yes, yeah, yes, yes, he was acting like it was
an an one mixed tape.

Speaker 6 (15:00):
It was dope, like some of these dunks. You're like,
I mean, I couldn't do any of this, but.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
You're like, but if you but if you had a week,
if you had a week to try.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
I also, I don't know if you saw I was
kicking with my boy.

Speaker 6 (15:11):
Muggy Bogue saw that I tower over and I've never
felt better about something.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Yeah, you did this to him the too short sign. Yeah,
he was like, we just.

Speaker 6 (15:20):
Met, stopped over top of me. No, what Muggsy Bogue
Sam done? Competition? Yeah, dwarfed what any of these guys did?

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Literally dwarfed?

Speaker 4 (15:27):
Literally stop? It don't good word.

Speaker 6 (15:30):
But yeah, it was. It was a bit of a
disappointment that there was bigger start.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Did you see who?

Speaker 5 (15:37):
I can't remember who had the take, but it was
essentially or maybe it's like out there and the ether take.
The NBA All Star situation, the whole game, the whole
weekend changed when Kobe stepped to Lebron and was like,
let's go one on one. This is why we're here,
like we get to do this and there's no like
game on the line, it's just us. And Lebron was

(15:59):
like and passed it, just dished it off because he
was like what why would we take this seriously? But dude,
And then from there it's become kind of like, well,
and I'm not saying Lebron couldn't have won the dunk contest,
Sure he very much could have, but what if he didn't?

Speaker 2 (16:16):
And what are those optics?

Speaker 3 (16:17):
And it's like the bitch maintenance.

Speaker 5 (16:19):
You just you actually have to win. You have to
sign up for it because you're the face and you're
you're arguably more athletic than Jordan was at your size.
You have to you have to win the dunk contest
because you're Lebron.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Yes, well, I think it's the whole argument of maybe,
like as a person, Lebron doesn't want to fail publicly,
Like so is that I don't know, Like he's.

Speaker 5 (16:44):
Always he puts his hand up to the camera when
he's playing basketball.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
He's like, so what if everybody approached life like that?
Like I would rather not fail publicly. I would rather
not do it like you have to, like it's okay
to fail.

Speaker 6 (16:57):
To like what it what what you feel?

Speaker 4 (17:03):
No, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (17:04):
That's the bitch Maindenan of Lebron and why he in
my eyes, he'll never be the greatest.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Yeah is that one long word?

Speaker 6 (17:12):
Yeah, bitch, maiden is you have to be able to
step up in those moments and dominate, not all and
and do dominate.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
Okay, but because you are okay, but like okay, remember that.

Speaker 6 (17:23):
Guy don't beat Kobe, then he's Kobe and you were
you were a young kid, and then you share your own.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Remember that guy at the dunk contest who like hit
the side of the backboard and like fill on his back?
What if that was Lebron? So would that.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
That's my point is you you just don't be that guy.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Well you never know.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
That's that's that that's what But no, you do know.

Speaker 5 (17:45):
That's what made Jordan Jordan is that like even if
that would never happen kind.

Speaker 6 (17:50):
Of kind of, but even if it did happen, he
would get up and jump from the free throw line
and look fucking cool when he did it.

Speaker 5 (18:00):
Something Adam one hundred percent something, or he'd come he'd
come back and go, he'd go to the camera and
he'd look into the barrel of the camera to the
universe and he would say that will never ever happen again?

Speaker 2 (18:14):
And then and then guess what it wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
I think. I think you guys are speaking as old heads.
Bro like Jordan didn't have social media, like breathing down
his throat, he I don't. I don't think if he
knew stuff would get out that quick that he would
have done it.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Are you out of your mind?

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Yes? No?

Speaker 5 (18:32):
But are you out of your mind? Social media is
smaller than Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan if you go anywhere
in the world.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Michael Jordan hasn't played basketball forever.

Speaker 5 (18:43):
But that's because from Chicago, they still say Michael Jordan.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
But he's from a different time when we used to
uplift people so high that the whole world cared. Michael Jordan,
Michael Jackson, like these were people that the whole world.

Speaker 5 (18:58):
I feel like Michael jordancon didn't get lifted up forever.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
He did. He did, Michael Jackson was the biggest star
in the whole entire world. I don't, and certain people don't.
We don't uplift people that like that anymore. We would
rather see them broken down.

Speaker 6 (19:15):
Yes, yes, so that makes that makes me go even
more so. Be that guy, that guy that steps up
in the moment and isn't afraid, who cares tode like that,
get embarrassed, I fall down. If you, by the way,
if you do land on your head and slam dunk contest,
you're Lebron James. You get up, you rub it off,

(19:37):
you try it again, and hopefully you pull off something cool.
I'm like, I would rather see them try and fail
than not try it all. I think it's so bitch
made to be so worried about your legacy or whatever.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
But so you're saying they're like team Jake Paul, where
you like get in a ring and get your your
fucking jaw broken half and you you just get smoked live.

Speaker 4 (19:59):
I mean sure, but I but like, I'm not talking.

Speaker 6 (20:01):
It's not that's the man you're talking about, because he
shouldn't have been fighting a ex world champion. Jake Paul
should have because he argued arguably arguable, and they said
it was a pretty good fight, But Lebron James should
have been dunking a basketball in the All Star Game

(20:24):
or the this time non context.

Speaker 5 (20:25):
The classic line is like it's not about getting knocked down,
it's about getting back up.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Very trump and look and look, we've watched it.

Speaker 5 (20:35):
We've watched sports stars our entire lives have like massive fails,
right sure, but.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
It's the it's the one.

Speaker 5 (20:43):
It's the ones who come back and do something greater
that you're almost no longer like, oh yeah, they're known
for that thing. It's like you forget about the thing.
I'm sure Tom Brady has some whack ass fucking fumble
bumble with the like whatever, but he out did.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
That and his like son kiss him on the mouth.
That was weird. That was a fumble bumble Champ kind
of fumble bumble? Was that?

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Is that a fumble bumble to you?

Speaker 3 (21:08):
I don't know, bro, it was a weird kid, But
you know.

Speaker 5 (21:10):
What I'm saying, Like Jordan's missed shots, but then he
made more.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
He he worked hard to not miss the shots.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
But we are defending Jordans a lot.

Speaker 6 (21:19):
And I don't know if you guys just saw the
video of Jordan's like grabbing the little boys butt a lot, No.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Don't spread that, don't spread that. It was it was
already nod. It's already debunked.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
Dude, how was it debund It was an AI video.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
Tiba called me with this. He's like, yo, Jordan's like
grabbing butts out here. It's not really, there was ice
down this little kid's pants and he's getting it out
of his pants. It's not it's nothing live hack. That's
by the way, I didn't get that child. I didn't
think he was a child predident. Absolutely is not. He
absolutely is not.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
Yes, that's what I'm saying. I'm just saying.

Speaker 6 (21:57):
It's funny word defending Jordan's so much when Jordan just
had some ship where the videos him like pitching the boys.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
But it's no, it's already it's already to bump.

Speaker 5 (22:08):
But we can defend aspects. We can defend aspects of anybody.
You can defend some aspects.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
But maybe jeff.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Hey, Jeffreystein, horrible guy, rape.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
Stop the worst say, probably.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
One of the best, one of the best mental manipulators
of this time.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
Legendary, legendary mate. Dude, he's so good at blackmail.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
He has a power used it for evil, rights it
for evil. That's an evil power. Blackmail is an evil power.
You can't make that.

Speaker 5 (22:42):
That's not I didn't say I'm saying, like I'm saying,
we didn't say it had to be a good power.
Getting people to do things. Getting people do things is
a superpower. Steve Jobs got people to make phones. Fucking
this then, right, Jeffrey Epstein, I'm not even gonna you
eight did you read the newest Latest Files?

Speaker 3 (23:02):
I don't know, man, No, I'm out. I just he
went for evil.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
He went for evil.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
Done with that guy.

Speaker 5 (23:08):
So what I'm saying is, if Jordan's getting ice out
of this butt or not, he's.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
It's not being done with that guy. That guy is dead.
It's about the world needs to be done with that guy.
We need to eradicate him from the history. How that
would be nice for you to just move on? He's dead,
he's he's eradicated. He's been eradicated. What was the what
was your word do you use for lebron bitch assidness? Jassidness?

(23:34):
Out of here, dude. Yeah, I'm not gonna uplift him
in any way.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
I'm done as far as we know. He bitch asked
himself out.

Speaker 6 (23:42):
I'm just saying he's really good at blackmail and being.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
A super villain.

Speaker 5 (23:46):
Yeah, he's got six rings for sure, Yeah, he's got
six rings, fair enough, well, traffic trafficking rings.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
They call him a traffic ring. Six six rings. That's
not even don't and don't even give me points for that.
Don't want don't.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
I don't quote him on that not quote him on By.

Speaker 5 (24:08):
The way, this is the kind of conversation where like
there's the comedians who go like anything can be funny.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
I don't care. Nothing's off limits. There's nothing that's taboo.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
Man. I love how cutting edge we are.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
Because I don't think this is that Actually this isn't it.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
But at least we tried. At least we tried. At
least we this is our dunk contest. We came out
here and we tried to dunk it. Yeah, we all
on our head.

Speaker 5 (24:35):
See and if we don't say anything funnier, then what
just transpired?

Speaker 3 (24:40):
We're done.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
We're done, Netflix, Netflix, thanks for having us get dunk?
Can you do that?

Speaker 3 (24:45):
All I'm saying is Blake's worried. He's in. I definitely
am not. I'm not how high caliber like.

Speaker 5 (24:52):
Let me get the ice out of your butt.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
Wait, why did you Oh that's why you were with
Chris Tucker? Okay, remembering, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
The slam Dunk contest. Chris Tucker.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
His he makes me.

Speaker 6 (25:09):
I was like, I look at Chloe and I'm like,
should I start wearm like sparkle jackets like his? His
jacket game was so so on point, like his jacket.
You couldn't help but notice that he was in the arena.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
I think NBA All Star weekend is like the place
to debut your awesome jacket, to.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Show out your jacket.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
I wasn't showing out enough. Yeah, Like, what did you wear, Bud?

Speaker 6 (25:34):
Would you just a just a jacket, just a regular jacket?

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Were you court side? Were you clothes you got it?
Why aren't? I was, dude, I was court side.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
I don't have any sparkly jacket.

Speaker 5 (25:46):
It's not it's not too late, Adam for you to
get like uh and Blake helped me out here.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Was it Jerry Lawler who dressed like a king or whatever?

Speaker 3 (25:54):
Yes? Absolutely, Jerry the King Lawler? Yes, grateful, it's not.

Speaker 5 (25:57):
It's not too late for you to just wear your
clothes and the like cape or whatever we call that,
and the crown.

Speaker 4 (26:06):
I get dressed like the candy candy crush king. Is
that what you're saying?

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Why not.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
Possible to Sam, not too Sam.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
That seems kind of cool.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Anything's possible that Hey, that's showing out.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
That's really showing out.

Speaker 6 (26:21):
But the bummer was is they They asked me, They're like,
do you want they didn't give me both.

Speaker 5 (26:27):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (26:27):
They're like, do you want tickets to the slam dunk
contest or the actual game?

Speaker 4 (26:33):
And it was.

Speaker 6 (26:33):
Bo's birthday, big number two for Big Bo he uh
on Sunday, so I couldn't go to that.

Speaker 4 (26:42):
So I was like, we'll go to the slam dunk contest.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
But then someone dunked him.

Speaker 6 (26:45):
The actual game was pretty fucking cool. Wimbin Yama showed
the funk out, Kawhi had like a legendary performance. This
is great, and Obama was sitting their courts at I
could have been sat next to Obama.

Speaker 5 (27:00):
Ah Adam Devine, did I get your vote?

Speaker 6 (27:04):
Now?

Speaker 2 (27:05):
You voted for me? Right?

Speaker 6 (27:06):
I would have been sat so far away from the
actual people that are taking photographs.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Let me get some my side of your buck crack.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
Yeah it's all good. I'm so sad. Yeah, I wonder
how close you could have sat next to Obama?

Speaker 4 (27:19):
Well, they would have given me court courtside see well.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Because you and you and Biden are ex homies. So hey, dude,
well I did I did the video. I don't know
if Biden's still fucking I don't know if Biden's still
fucking with with Adam the same.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
Why wouldn't he Why wouldn't he?

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Yeah, I don't understand what's happening. What did I do?

Speaker 3 (27:37):
FaceTime ing? Facetimeing right now? I would love to But.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Can you imagine that, dude on a FaceTime.

Speaker 5 (27:46):
You're like a poor were You're you know what, you're
going to the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
You can just we can do this later. Huh huh
sack sack cam.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (27:56):
When I did that video, my my dad, I think
I told you guys. I was like, my dad voted
for you and Barack. You mind if I give him
a call. He's a fan, and he's like, oh sure,
and then for Biden. And then I call and my dad.
I go, Dad, I have someone that wants to speak
with you. And he's like, mister divine, this is vice president.

(28:17):
He was vice president at the time. Joe Biden. I
just want to say, uh, you know you're I'm working
with your son. He's really funny guy. My dad hung
up on him goodbye, and then he hung up on me,
and then I was like what And then the Secret
Service comes like we got to take your father away
right now, or we got to take Biden away right now.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
And so he's like, I'm like can I call him back?

Speaker 6 (28:40):
And he's like, I'm sorry, they're taking me and they
take him and I call my dad back and I'm like,
what's that about it? And he goes, nah, You're not
gonna get me with that shit. And I'm like what
and he's like mm hmmm.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Yeah, yeah, like that's Joe.

Speaker 6 (28:53):
Biden and I'm like it is and he and I
was like, why would you think it wasn't And he
was like, well, I just told us one of your
Hollywood friends doing an impression.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
And I'm like fair enough, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 6 (29:05):
But I'm like, you knew that I was going to
the White House to do this video today.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Hollywood friend?

Speaker 3 (29:11):
You knew it? No?

Speaker 2 (29:13):
And then he was like no, shit, you wish yeah.

Speaker 5 (29:18):
I you know, whenever I hear those stories on talk
shows where they're like they're actors and they're like So,
Spike Lee called me and I hung up on him
because I was like, there's nobody Spikeley's calling me. I'm like,
aren't you like an actress? Like, yeah, yeah, don't you
get calls from people? I never understood those stories.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
I get spam calls. That's it. Nobody calls me.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
Spike Lee never uh never called you.

Speaker 6 (29:41):
No, it's weird you mentioned Spike Lee because that was
the one number way back in the day that somehow
Kyle got Spike Lee's number.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
Sure, and we were very stoned.

Speaker 6 (29:51):
Remember when we had that fire pit illegally in our
back in our backyard crash and we would just burn.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
We would just burn like.

Speaker 6 (30:00):
Broken furniture in it and would just basically be getting
high from the fumes the lacquer and we yeah, and
then we called Spike Lee got his number, and uh
and like would prank call him and it was just
a fun thing for us to do.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
I'm sorry, Spike, I didn't I didn't know.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
You really think that was Spike It must How did
Kyle get that number? Oh, this is a reverse, a reverse.
I don't know. I don't know. I'm just wondering. If
I know he was a teacher at the LA Film School,
but I'm like, how did he come upon Spike was no, Kyle,
maybe there was a way.

Speaker 6 (30:33):
I was like, doesn't that I forget exactly how it
was like a friend.

Speaker 4 (30:37):
It was like friend friend passed down.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
I like to think there's just a lot of like
voicemails that Spike Lee has saved of us. Be like, dude,
we're sitting next to the bonfire right now, Dude, dude, dude,
the right thing was so good, Dude, he got game
was so good. Dude.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
We're lighting it on fire like the fucking pizza place.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Dude, fucking this this is in honor of you. We
got a boom, but this was for radio ride. We're
kind of doing the tight thing right now, Dude, I
like freaking partying and drinking beer. Are can we do
the type thing?

Speaker 4 (31:22):
Did you guys ever prank anyone?

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Well, yes, I remember I spoke about it with the
Blaine Andy, so yeah, but I got I got in
trouble for.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
That, Okay.

Speaker 5 (31:32):
Yeah, And if you're listening or watching, go ahead and
find that episode somewhere.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
No, that's a no, that's a very iconic episode. You
guys got to dig in the crates for that. But
what I don't remember this story even a little bit.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
If they don't blake. Maybe tell it when we're.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
I don't want to, maybe you don't even want to, Okay,
I really want to.

Speaker 6 (31:52):
Okay, And this is this is uh exactly what improv teachers.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
You. You just sort of throw the E break on
the conversation.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Yeah, big on no never no never, No, I'm good.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
I did.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
That wasn't really my thing.

Speaker 5 (32:10):
But I did have a homie who this isn't even
really prank phone call, but it was almost funnier. He
would call the like phone cell phone company. Cell phones
are brand new at this time, right, so like no key,
there's like a certain like minutes situation, right, there's like
a minute situation if you go over. He would he
would call every month and like beg not to be charged,

(32:32):
and then he'd be like, you know what, fuck it,
I'm gonna cancel my whole thing, cancel right now. And
then they'd get like, uh because if you cancel, then
you're losing money down the line, right, and just listening
to the him negotiate with the people and like get
real personal and be like come on, put yourself in
my shoes. Like we were out party. I was really
drunk trying to hook up with this girl's calling her
and they're like, sir, I look, I don't. He's like,

(32:54):
come on, be human and like very funny to just
hear these people cave and be like, okay, we can
delete that charge from your all right?

Speaker 2 (33:01):
And can I get like a bonus month? And you're
like going for it?

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Yea cold on, dude, I love her? Can I get
a bonus mon if I don't call her?

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Please let me get that bonus month.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
I don't call her, she's going to she's gonna break
up with me, all right.

Speaker 6 (33:14):
Canceling now, blake this artwork over your shoulder there Now?

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Is that you put that on an altar?

Speaker 4 (33:20):
When you sacrifice children in the Epstein files?

Speaker 3 (33:23):
Oh? What's the deal there? Come on now, I told
you this is a place where I can have any
sort of sponsor. This is a sponsorship basically patio, so
that a shelf. It's a sponsorship patio.

Speaker 6 (33:38):
Okay, but then but then also maybe you is that
the skulls of children?

Speaker 3 (33:44):
Or what what is the deal there?

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Children? Very signing?

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Very so this is this is my buddy neck face.
It's a it's a lamp. You could put a you
can put a little bulb in here.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
Yeah, light bulb.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
Oh you can insert from the bottom, got it.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
Yeah, it's gonna be great for Halloween, but it's also
good for the podcast.

Speaker 6 (34:03):
So but if is that, you know, if if there's
I was just wondering why you're so kind of nervous
about the FSC files, and then I look over your
shoulder and kind of notice.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
That not nervous.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
It looks like yes, her yoah, wait is that a
music stand that that's on? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:21):
It is? It is?

Speaker 4 (34:23):
Actually well no, no, I look at you having a
music stand.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Think I got this for like to put a projector on,
But I never I never set it up. Yeah, I
never set it up. Classic classic Blake. What were those things?
What are the what are the the music stands called?
I think they had a really cool name.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
Actually, all right, let's just take a moment to let
you remember that.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
I was called the music stands?

Speaker 6 (34:45):
Can't so the episode if people, if you want to
hear what Blake Anderson lamor where was Blaine Blaine Andy?
So whatever this story was, he refuses to tell it again.
It was in episode seventy two Truck Stops where Fun Starts,
Episode seventy two of this is important so apparently it

(35:07):
was a classic.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
I don't remember that. Go back, check it out, check
it out. I mean that was a long time ago.
What are we on now?

Speaker 2 (35:14):
I might go listen right now?

Speaker 3 (35:16):
What are we on right now? What episode? Is it?

Speaker 2 (35:18):
Two thousand?

Speaker 3 (35:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (35:19):
Damn, this is episode two hundred and eighty eight, so
over two hundred episodes ago, and you refuse to tell
the story.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
So yeah, I kind of don't remember that. Well, why
don't you just.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Say fuck you to our new listeners?

Speaker 3 (35:33):
Just go ahead and said we're on Netflix now if
you're not, if you're not, day one, And that's a
cool attitude on this.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
That's a great no new friend.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
Yeah cool, I got it.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
I know it's good.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
I think that is Blake's Blake's at I'm very Drake
in that way. I'm very Drake in that way. Yeah,
except that you're not as big as Drake. So Drake's
whole thing is he have? He's so huge that he
doesn't want any new friends?

Speaker 2 (35:57):
What are we talking about here? Now, Drake?

Speaker 3 (35:59):
We're talking Drake.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
He's not as big as Drake. He's so huge. What
are we talking about now here?

Speaker 3 (36:04):
I'm gonna come. Oh, Blake's penis.

Speaker 6 (36:06):
Yeah, yeah, but I'm always talking about Blake's penis.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Blake, there's something happened there.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Blake and Drake. Maybe, yeah, Blake and Drake.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Dude, that's the spinoff.

Speaker 5 (36:17):
Get your own fucking podcast with that guy. You don't
need us. Me and Adimill yell at each other.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
Drake and Josh, but it's like Blake and Josh. That
could be kind of sick.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
No, Blake, it's Blake and Drake.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
Okay, fair enough, dude. I'm in my new office.

Speaker 6 (36:31):
There's weird, haunted noises happening at my house. What do
you mean, I'm in my new office. Okay, and uh,
it's a new new house, a totally new place. Yeah,
there's pounding and like, oh noises.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
It is a bit echoe. It sounds like a church.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
Almost, you know.

Speaker 6 (36:49):
Well, there's no furniture or anything in it. Blake was
just here for uh, for Bow's birthday.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
Anders.

Speaker 6 (36:57):
He told me you couldn't make it, and I fare
not respect I respect.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
Him for it.

Speaker 5 (37:01):
I said I could, and then I said I couldn't,
and I'm choosing not to.

Speaker 6 (37:04):
I'm choosing not to, is what he said. And that
was awesome. Thanks for coming we had a great time.
A lot of kids, A lot of kids.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
Do you know what I'm I'm hype. They collect them.

Speaker 4 (37:13):
At about two, they start to collect little friends.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
Okay, don't say collecting kids and Blake collects little skulls.

Speaker 6 (37:20):
Yeah, it's just like that. Don't start, Blake. Well, it's
weird that you're so scared to talk about it. I
shrine behind you.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Don't say collecting kids. That's weird. Uh No, I mean
he collects little friends.

Speaker 6 (37:33):
He is like because he goes to like a little
gymnastics crew and so he's got friends from there.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
He has friends in his little swimming.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Class at him. I know, you're a new dad. It's
making friends. It's making friends.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
Yeah, you don't collect I gotta collect them. Mind them.

Speaker 6 (37:48):
But then now it's weird. They're all too So then
you have like fifteen twenty two year olds running around.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Your party and it's absolute chaos, insane.

Speaker 6 (37:58):
And it's also I live on the beach, right, so
there's just an open body of water there. So it's
just parents, plain goalie against the ocean.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
It's potentially deadly. Yeah, you have to be on full alert.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
Yeah, it's at but.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
I'm I'm hype that I got to it because you're
you guys send out the r s VP and it's on, like,
what is it? Part offle? What is that the app? Why?
Why not? Just I'm so glad that it worked out
for me, but that is extremely hard for me to
figure out the part of app.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (38:34):
Oh do you think it's you're an idiot? Why not? Why? Dude?
It's so easy. Why can't I just text like I'm coming. Well,
you could, but you didn't. You could have done that.
I told you, well, I told you at the super
Bowl I'm coming. You saw me. But then you're like, well,
you have an rs VP, I'm a part of at
like that. That's like, why do we have to do

(38:55):
everything through our phones?

Speaker 4 (38:56):
I just so my wife can see the head count.

Speaker 6 (39:00):
It's for the wives. You think I care about Partile.
I don't care about Partifle. I don't work for Partifle.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Yeah, you can't give a shit about part After this pod.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
It seems like you're very pro Partifle, dude.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
It is weird.

Speaker 6 (39:12):
Well, no, dude, so the wives know the headcount and
so they don't have to go through and you.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
Want to use Partifle for anything.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
Yeah, I have used it. It's very easy.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
I'm coming here it is.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Yes, maybe I don't like it. I'm not a big
part offle guy. I find it to be very hard
to navigate.

Speaker 6 (39:30):
All I'm saying is this episode is brought to you
by party.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
I got a question about particle.

Speaker 5 (39:35):
I got an invite literally today, a particle invite from
a person from like two ten that I'm like, is
it just because I'm in your phone still that like
you sent me this? We haven't spoken in fifteen years,
We were like acquaintances. How am I getting this now?

Speaker 2 (39:58):
What is happening?

Speaker 6 (39:59):
Was it for like a something you for sure wouldn't
go to, something like a little househoarman party or something
that you're like, I don't know this person baptism?

Speaker 5 (40:06):
Yeah, this is the person I knew for ten seconds.
Who's like, run it back, run it back.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
Well?

Speaker 6 (40:14):
No, The question is is it like, hey, I'm doing
a show and I want you to come check me
out right, or is it like I'm getting married and
I could see him just trying to throwing out as many.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Not clicking on it, not clicking on it.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Oh, you don't even know what it is.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
You don't even know you don't even know what it's about.

Speaker 6 (40:29):
No, okay, well you know you can click on it
and they can't tell that you've clicked.

Speaker 4 (40:34):
It's like you have to respond what, I don't.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Know that Actually I don't know the rule as a
part of I'm not scared. Okay, well that's just the rule.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
I'm not scared to click on it.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
I have really scared.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
I have zero interest in clicking on it.

Speaker 4 (40:48):
Regardless you're scared of clicking on it. Blake is scared
of the Epstein files, and you're both scared.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
So I'm just confused where the fuck partifle came from.
I'm I'm a little I'm a little shocked.

Speaker 5 (41:03):
I am to because I go and Atiba also sent
one to us, and I was like, so everyone's doing.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
My New Year's invitations, my Christmas parties, Birthday parties, everything
is part of everything is part of You have to
sign up, you have to get a code. It's like
you don't know who's coming until you say yes, Like
I don't want to say yes till I know who's there.
Like what what if it's just a bunch of what's
a bunch of wack a doodle.

Speaker 5 (41:29):
That I don't have a problem with I don't make
my decisions based on other people.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
That's stupid.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
You're that's just weird. That's just weird. Why that's that's
you not wanting to do that's you not wanting to.

Speaker 4 (41:42):
Do the slam dunk contest.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
That's what That bitch hat passiveness. That's not bitch assidness.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
It is not.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
It's just like people should just know what they're signing
up for.

Speaker 7 (41:54):
It.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Oh, I want my my comfort.

Speaker 5 (41:56):
You know what I'm signing up for my life and
where I go, I go, who was there?

Speaker 3 (42:01):
I don't know. We'll find out, I don't know, and
you'll get there. It just seems it just seems odd
to me. The part offulness of the party. I don't
it's feeling very.

Speaker 5 (42:13):
I agree that it came out of nowhere and it's
suddenly the one. I'm like, I can't just get an evite.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
What were the others? Evite?

Speaker 6 (42:20):
What the evite happened?

Speaker 3 (42:25):
It's just old now stringing back Evie.

Speaker 6 (42:28):
I respect the entrepreneurs who saw a hole in the market,
what was the whole bend over the long toothness of
evite of the evite and saw the long toothedness.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
I get it.

Speaker 5 (42:41):
They basically go like, okay, Starbucks is hell old, what's
a new fucking coffee place? Like they just go for
the old thing and swoop in and go, this is
going to be what Starbucks was.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
In nineteen ninety for now, and we're gonna what is Marajuan?
The Whole Foods?

Speaker 5 (42:58):
It's a third place, like as if Whole food it
wasn't expensive enough. Erewon was like, hold my groceries? Who
is okay?

Speaker 3 (43:09):
Who is what is part of doing that? Eve? I
wasn't doing Why is it? I don't know. It's like
it seems way harder, it seems way more. It's like
it's like party cops and see see this is the energy.

Speaker 6 (43:24):
This is the energy that that anders and I want
from you for every topic. No, no, your your blass
of every topic. We ask you to tell a story
that you've told before that we're like, oh yeah, remind
us of that seventy two.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
You refuse to do it.

Speaker 6 (43:41):
I'm talking you're now. I want you never take you
never take a stance. You were like, maybe you take
a stance. You don't even take a stance on the
eed Steam files because you're afraid.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
Of something because you're afraid taking a stance on an
empty file. I don't want to hear it anymore. It's evil,
It's terribly the guy.

Speaker 6 (43:59):
Yes, don't we think it should all come out so
we can then rest all the evil?

Speaker 3 (44:04):
They're not they are you dumb? Fuck?

Speaker 5 (44:09):
They're redacted? And yeah, Adam, Adam's combed them. I'm pissed
Adams combed.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
Out. Everybody is bad. Everybody is fucking bad. Listen, yes,
everybody is bad?

Speaker 4 (44:25):
And what no?

Speaker 3 (44:30):
How about we stick to party full?

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Okay, you're bad? Are you about to go like philosophical?

Speaker 5 (44:36):
Like?

Speaker 3 (44:37):
Yes? I think he was, and then he backed off.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Our sharks are sharks evil? If they eat people? Are
they just ungry? You know?

Speaker 3 (44:43):
I mean like, what what? What stance are you guys
asking me to take right now? Do you really want to? Really?
I don't think you're listening files and get really real
about the Epstein files.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
I don't know, Adam.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
Cruise and this is the first thing you want to
talk about.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
We haven't gone video.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
We're just off the cruise and this is what you
want to talk about.

Speaker 5 (45:04):
Technically, I know this is airing, but I'm I'm transparent
I guess you like hiding things, redacting things.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Yes, okay, okay.

Speaker 5 (45:13):
I think you're the compliment that Adam gave you. He
was just telling you how great it is that you're
taking a stand on partifle and you're misinterpreting it.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
He was hyping you up.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
Taking a stand isn't necessarily a good thing. Maybe being
neutral is a good thing for comedy. You think being
neutral and that's that's your No, that has always been
legalized comedy. Like you have to have a point of view.
Maybe you don't. Maybe not having a point of view.
Maybe anti comedy is the new comedy.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
Hey, let's try that on the cruise. I mean, we
tried it.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
Did people it was you loved it.

Speaker 6 (45:51):
Yeah, So I'm with you, and I'm about transparency. And
we have not gone on the cruise yet, but we
are about to. We leave this Friday or Saturday. We
leave Saturday, right.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
Friday, sho Sunday.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
So excited.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
Yeah, I hope we're still alive. It's looking way colder
than I wanted it to be.

Speaker 6 (46:17):
Yeah, and I hope, I hope we come back all
tanned up and be like, actually, it wasn't that bad.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
I really want it to be hot.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
Do you think they have a tanning salon on the boat.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
But what did I what did I test you?

Speaker 6 (46:28):
Guys, it's something like the high of fifty nine now
our first day of the very yes, and the week
before it was like eighty two degrees.

Speaker 5 (46:38):
It's like it's okay though, because it's it's not super
windy on the deck of a cruise ship on an
open ocean.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
Dude, in the Gulf of America, it's warm.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
It's hot, hot, hot, hot, hot hot.

Speaker 6 (46:49):
That you would say it, You would say that, that's
the other stance you take. It's the Golf of America.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
Hot hot, hot hot. It is what is called look
at a map, Dude.

Speaker 6 (46:58):
Broady by a stance, Isaac, I say, in the highs
in the seventies, okay, but where.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
I think lows might be fifty nine?

Speaker 6 (47:06):
No, no, no, the high of Tampa. Our first day at night,
it gets cold on water. We're not in Tampa. That's
just where we're shipping out from. We're nowhere near Tampa,
but the first day we will be within range of Tampa.
That's the closest cities. So I don't know how else
to do. You know, how fast these cruise ships. Are
we fucking ship only goes about Okay, we we leave

(47:29):
what Sunday? Yes, okay, well it's raining. We already came back.
It was great, Okay, Okay, it's raining. And the highest
seventy four. The next day Monday, so we will be
in the ocean, will be a high of fifty seven,
and then the next day high of sixty, and then
next day high of sixty. That's colder than where we

(47:49):
currently are.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
So I'm hoping.

Speaker 6 (47:53):
And by the way, you're I feel like Blake has
throwing this on me, like I'm the bearer of the
bad news. Yeah, I'm just looking at the weather app, homie.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
I'm just looking at the weather app.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
And who owns that? The people who own part of
f Like, I don't fuck with apps anymore. I'm going
to get there. I'll look at the weather and it's
it's gonna be warm. I have a really good feeling.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
Hot, hot, hot, hot hot.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
I hope so too. It's gonna be really warm. I'm
gonna get sunburnt.

Speaker 6 (48:18):
So Isaac then gives contradictory information to he goes himself.
This ship only goes ten meter ten meter knots.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
Oh good, oh okay, he only.

Speaker 6 (48:31):
Goes ten knots, which isn't that fast. Ten knots is
pretty damn slow. Like when I take my boat out,
I go twenty five knots.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Yeah, oh shit, this goes ten.

Speaker 5 (48:40):
And I know that things exist because it doesn't translate exactly.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
But how fast are we talking here?

Speaker 3 (48:47):
I don't know? Yeah, what's a knot? Is it ten
miles per hour? What's a knot? I don't know. Why
do we call him knots?

Speaker 2 (48:55):
Is it nautical mile? Is it not a nautical mile?

Speaker 3 (48:58):
Yeah, that's a great GiB.

Speaker 6 (48:59):
Then Isaac once again doesn't answer the question and goes
about twelve miles an hour.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
Twelve miles an hour is one knot to stroke my knock, No.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
I think that's ten knots. Is about twelve months.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
I got a not for you. I got a knot for.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
You, balloon knot, which isn't that fast? Balloon not not
not not just not that fast.

Speaker 6 (49:17):
But then he said, that's Tampa weather that I'm looking at,
And I'm like, right, because there's no way to look
up the weather in the middle of the ocean, or
at least not that I'm.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
Is that true.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
It's not the middle of the ocean. It's the Golf
of America. Please call it.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
I'm so sorry, please call it.

Speaker 5 (49:32):
The Golf of mix called I'm gonna come Hey, how
have we not done like a golf war like kind
of like themed cruise.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
How do we not do that?

Speaker 5 (49:41):
And we just do like paintball on deck and have
like paint grenades and for the.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
Guys I don't know, for that veterans can come on.

Speaker 6 (49:51):
That's more of like what is that those guys that
make infinitely more money than us and are way younger
than us, and all they do is trick shots everyone,
dude perfect, dude perfect. You know, the dude perfect guys.
If they had a cruise, it's going off, dude absolutely,
you know, you know the trick shots.

Speaker 4 (50:08):
Actually, how boring would a dude perfect cruise be?

Speaker 3 (50:11):
He's just throwing marshms, just watching a guy like throw
the basketball from across the ship like two hundred times
and then finally hit it, and they're like they go
and then you come back with your beer and you're
you just missed it.

Speaker 4 (50:24):
You're like, oh shit, oh fuck, he got it.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
They finally hit it. Not doing it again. I'm not
doing it again.

Speaker 6 (50:32):
I can do it again. That's the bitch asking miss Yeah,
my shoulder hurts too bad. So one knot is one
point one five miles.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
And oh my god, that's really slow.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
So we're going ten miles an hour, so everyone sees
you basically.

Speaker 6 (50:47):
Dam And then Isaac's point he's saying is we won't
be in Tampa. We're gonna go ten miles an hour.
I don't like south, and it will go get hotter
the further south we got, which sure, but we.

Speaker 4 (51:02):
Are going ten miles an hour. So and it is
raining the day.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
We leave, Well, we might not have Durs get his
ass out there and start kicking dude.

Speaker 5 (51:09):
I might have to put on a fucking anchor in
my teeth and swim dude.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
Now, Durs, are you going to bring like a little
banana hammock? Are you going?

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Is that an official request?

Speaker 3 (51:17):
You need another four entities?

Speaker 6 (51:18):
I would love and if you want to bring Uh's
two extras.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
Two extras. My thighs are juice. I'll see what I got.

Speaker 6 (51:25):
I've been back on the bike. My thighs are juice.
I don't I don't know if I can.

Speaker 5 (51:30):
You don't believe me, I'll put some ice down your
what are the room?

Speaker 3 (51:34):
Oh my god, you need to get a little son
on those Netflix should we tell him? Holy moly, that
look like a hamhok.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Blake now, Blake, now, blake.

Speaker 5 (51:42):
See this is why you just had to My man's
showing up his legs and you gotta just nag him.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
You gotta say, oh, we're gonna the sunshine. Oh, just
let him shine now.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
No, I'll respond to the all rs VP, to the
particle of that thing. Dude.

Speaker 6 (51:58):
The few things that you take a stand on are
part offle and my thighs.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
But that we talk about the ETE files and all
of a sudden you wish.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
You wish we were talking about.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
I'm on the fence about adding that to the It's good,
I love it, but it's very long.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
You told me to put it off. I know, well,
you know, it's a palate cleanser, it's a palate.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Been wrong before it does. We said, well, that's how.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
I feel right now, That's how I feel right now.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
Adam.

Speaker 5 (52:26):
Here's an example, Adam, here's an example of something that
is part of adjacent that you probably don't love, even
though I don't even think you're looking at it, or
you give a fuck? Which is this riverside fucking studio
thing that we're on right now. We used to just
do a zoom. Now we gotta have a zoom and
riverside open. Riverside's weird. We don't know how to work.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
It seem like we're doing fine for years.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
On zoom here we don't even look at riverside. What
are you talking about? I just I just dip it
in my tap.

Speaker 5 (52:55):
I'm looking at riverside because saying on zoom now, I
don't know what's happening.

Speaker 6 (53:01):
I think I'm looking at you on zoom. You look
totally mean. You look how you always look at I
thought I.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
Looked like orange.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
You look like you wear sunglasses outside and you have
like like raccoon rings on it.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
That's all very true.

Speaker 6 (53:14):
It looks it looks like you just went skien. Did
you go skiing recently? Did you recently go skiing?

Speaker 5 (53:19):
No, my family did. They left me, just like my
original family. Uh No, I went back to Chicago. I
did go running outdoors with the sunglasses on. So maybe
that gave me a little.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
So maybe that's it.

Speaker 6 (53:30):
So the reason Duras wasn't at my son's second birthday,
which I'm holding you guys to these these little kid birthdays.

Speaker 5 (53:37):
He didn't get the part of fle I agree. It
was a phone call. I was like, God, damn it.
Uh yeah, I went home to my mom's birthday.

Speaker 6 (53:44):
Uh it was because it was his mother's his mother's birthday,
which I totally respect.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
Now, so some of these friends, they didn't give a response.

Speaker 6 (53:53):
I did not even on partile. They missed a banger
of a party.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
Yah? Yah? Was there an house? Was there Mountain Nikes
for days?

Speaker 4 (54:01):
Was there Mountains of Mikes Pizza?

Speaker 3 (54:04):
There was Mountains of Mike.

Speaker 5 (54:05):
Tell me what Mountain Mike's is. That's pizza Mikes.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
I love.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
I drove past it the other day.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
I was really surprised you you did Mountain Mikes. Mountain
Mike's is a kind of a deep cut, kind of
hyped on that for you. Oh yeah, Oh I like
mount Mountain Mike's. Yeah, what's tasty? I don't.

Speaker 4 (54:24):
Pizza is not my favorite. And I know I've talked
about this a lot.

Speaker 5 (54:27):
See and Mountain Mike's is doing what partifles doing. They
were like, no one wants fucking Papa John's anymore. They
want something new, something fresh, Mountain Mikes.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
Hyeah, it's just good Chloe.

Speaker 6 (54:38):
Chloe likes pizza just she'll get it sometimes and I'll
be like, okay, I'll have a slice.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
So when Chloe orders pizza, she goes Mountain Mikes.

Speaker 6 (54:46):
She just will try a new thing every once in
a while and sh let me ask you a question, Adam.

Speaker 5 (54:50):
Huh in her phone, is there something that says Mountain
Mikes and it calls her? And is she telling you
that she's She's.

Speaker 6 (54:57):
Just always Mike's always called Mike calls her, calls her.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
It is always asking if she wants the pizza you want?

Speaker 2 (55:08):
You want the full bread stick?

Speaker 3 (55:11):
Yeah, you hungry?

Speaker 4 (55:12):
You want the deep dish? Uh huh uh expertise.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
It's just.

Speaker 5 (55:19):
It's just it doesn't even say apostoph Yes, it actually
says mount Mike.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
Again, the pizza is really good.

Speaker 3 (55:27):
And and you you did get charged for the pizza, right,
m hmm yeah.

Speaker 6 (55:33):
And then and then I gave him a lot of business. Yeah,
yeah good. And you always over order in these uh uh.

Speaker 5 (55:41):
Emma gets a call from Ace is hard and I
assume it's Aces Hardware, but it says is Hard. I
don't know but she's she's fixing something because I can
hear her grunting from the garage.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
The Sam gets slim gym slim Jim bets. Anyway, she's building,
she's building something, slim Jim. Yeah, she's used to it small,
so she like, yeah, it's funny. I mean, hey, some
people like a little slimmer Jim Jim long and slim. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (56:13):
So we ordered way too much pizza. But I was like,
Chloe's like, I don't want to order too much. I'm like, well,
that's what we have to do because the last thing
I work over ordered is a two year olds to
not have alemtic.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
But two year olds are not eating pizza.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
Correct pizza pizza No, And you know what I over, well,
a little like the cheese pizza.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
You might cut it up and give them some chunks.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
But uh, you just throw chunks at chunks, put them
in a bowl, right, you feed.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
Them like seagulls.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
Yeah, he just throws.

Speaker 6 (56:46):
I overestimated how much these kids were going to be
eating pizza.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
Yeah, oh come on, it was almost zero, right, yeah,
it was almost.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
Yeah, there wasn't a lot. They're occupied.

Speaker 5 (56:56):
I went to a party where someone ordered like really expensive,
fancy sandwiches, and I think I left and like wraps.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
I think I left with one hundred.

Speaker 5 (57:07):
Dollars worth of sandwiches because she was like, you've got
other kids, right, because it was for the youngest. She's like,
they're older like here, and I was like, walk into
the car with maybe a ten to twenty pound tray
of food and I was like.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
That's spike dream. I love sandwiches too. You know what
would fix that is if in part of full in
the app, I think you said whether you're gonna eat
or not? Like you should probably check the box. What
are you gonna do at the party? Are you gonna eat?
Are you gonna drink? Like you should just say everything
you're projected to do, you're gonna drink too much?

Speaker 2 (57:38):
But Blake, you don't even know if it does.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
So you wouldn't know. But if we're really gonna if
we're really gonna grill people on on if they're coming
or not, you might as well say what you're gonna do?
Are you gonna grill? Are you are you gonna dance?
Or you get like what do you want? Oh?

Speaker 5 (57:54):
Like, oh, so it's you have to do a whole check.
You have to know exactly what you're gonna do before
you get there. You don't that That's what it feels like.

Speaker 3 (58:03):
That's what it feels like to me.

Speaker 6 (58:06):
Offline, I'm going to ask you who uh here. I'm
gonna just ask you right now, DRS. Is this the
person that invited you to a thing?

Speaker 3 (58:16):
On?

Speaker 2 (58:16):
Don't don't put I don't want to blow them up.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
Don't put here.

Speaker 6 (58:24):
I'm putting them in the chat because I don't know
this person. But I was just invited to a party
and I don't know who this is or what this is.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
I don't know who that is. That Isn't that seems
like a fake name. That seems like a name from
d N Yes.

Speaker 4 (58:39):
That is the person? What Okay, so I must know
them too?

Speaker 3 (58:42):
What you guys, this is the same person.

Speaker 5 (58:45):
And by the way, if they came into my home
right now wearing an outfit that and head not aged,
and wearing the exact same clothes last time I saw.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
Them, I would not know this person. I would maybe.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
That literally looks like a name for like a character
if you play D and D and you have like
an elf.

Speaker 5 (59:04):
And by the way, that it looks like a fantasy
name I'm not saying anything negative about this person. What
I'm saying is this is just not I just haven't
we moved on.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
Bruh.

Speaker 6 (59:15):
Yeah, I haven't met this person. By the way I'm
looking at I've been invited to a lot of things.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
On part of fle It's out of control.

Speaker 4 (59:22):
I never check it.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
The island it needs to be. It's out of control.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
You never check it either, Yeah, No, I don't check it.

Speaker 4 (59:31):
That's why I was saying. I'm like, dude, this is
just for my wife.

Speaker 3 (59:34):
Yeah, but you straight up came up to me and
like you approached me in San Francisco and said, like
respond to the part offle. You grabbed me by my collar.

Speaker 6 (59:45):
And the reason I the reason I did that is
Chloe was right there with bo Jackson was right behind
Chloe was next to me, and so then I go,
I make a show.

Speaker 5 (59:56):
That's not true. That's not true because we talked about
it before she was there.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
Yeah, this was at the Tonga room.

Speaker 5 (01:00:01):
I think you're redacting certain things that happens. You're show
the file.

Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
She was on my ass to get people to respond
to the particle.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
So you're the muscle.

Speaker 5 (01:00:14):
You're kind of adam if you think that was a
seamless cover by being like, I didn't mean she was there.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
I meant she was on my ass about it that
I thought.

Speaker 4 (01:00:23):
No, I thought I thought she was there with us.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
You know, but no, you you grilled me about rs
v P. And but I guess I get it now.
You get sent. You're kind of the muscle and you
get you get people to respond to the kid's birthday partyites.

Speaker 4 (01:00:39):
Yeah, well she wanted a headcount.

Speaker 6 (01:00:41):
Dude, what am I supposed to do? It's a battle
I'm fighting. I'm fighting battles on all fronts. I'm just
trying to.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
I kind of I kind of hate it.

Speaker 5 (01:00:48):
My whole thing is, look, invite all these people, buy
enough food, and if people don't show up, they didn't
show up.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
Did you end up with the How many leftover pizzas
did you have? It doesn't matter, but I just want
to know how many leftover pizza.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
To give them the seals?

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
Probably like eight.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
A lot.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
A lot of pizza. That's a mountain of pizza.

Speaker 5 (01:01:13):
How many did you keep? How many did your key could?
You're like, I'll distribute these like across the next week.

Speaker 6 (01:01:18):
Well, by the way, I don't even like pizza. But
my mom kept like eight pizzas. There's so many pizzas.
Since we have an extra, you cane them.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
You can just freeze.

Speaker 6 (01:01:27):
So she's like, you could just happen. That's exactly what
you said, just freezing. I'm like, I don't want to.
We're not freezing this pizza.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
You got to keep that attitude.

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
As soon as you freeze Mountain Mic, it turns into
complete asshole, right, Like, no pizza that gets delivered freeze
as well. It doesn't reheat like.

Speaker 4 (01:01:45):
I would not think it would. It tastes great.

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
I've never frozen.

Speaker 5 (01:01:49):
Isn't isn't cold pizza a whole culture of its own cold.

Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
Pizza, but frozen pizza is a whole different.

Speaker 6 (01:01:55):
And then you frosted pizza. I'm not a big freezer.
If something goes with my freezer, it goes there to die.
I will not look in that freezer. My parents they
live and die by this freezer. I'm like, if I
put it in my freezer, you know what? You know
what I have in my freezer forever that I.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
Was trying to get in.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
Don't tell don't tell me.

Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
I try to get.

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
Oh boy, what.

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
Do you got, dude, you beat me to it.

Speaker 6 (01:02:22):
I was gonna say, sorry, the redacted files, the unredacted files.

Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
But I do have cornish game hens my freezer. I
was trying to get into.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
Grillian. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:02:39):
It was like it was like I ordered something from
Omaha Steaks and we can throw these cornish game hens
in for cheaper. And I'm like, I'm never gonna I'm
never going to grow the cornish game hend.

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
No, it's not going to do it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:51):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
I wouldn't even know where to begin with a cornish
game hit game. It would take me much to learn.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
Have you guys thought about becoming like old masters?

Speaker 5 (01:03:00):
Is this something every guy goes through where you're like,
maybe I'm just gonna like learn how to make the
perfect steak, but you got to eat like ten steaks
to like really become the guy. Maybe, I don't know,
maybe the three I'm a dude.

Speaker 6 (01:03:13):
Well, by the way, I'm pretty good on the girl.
I'm pretty good on the girl. But I you know,
then you got to get the smoke. Yeah, and hell,
you got to get to this, and then you got
to get to that. And it's a lot and you
know what, the one the one part I do want
to get though, I want to I want to be
able to cook a.

Speaker 4 (01:03:26):
Brisket and then have those black gloves that they wear.

Speaker 6 (01:03:30):
You know, the grill master always has like black gloves.
You can use a wood block and then you chop
it all up. That's what I want to be.

Speaker 5 (01:03:39):
You know what he's putting in the freezer with those
black gloves. Are those the black gloves where you can
like literally like why.

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
Are you saying that, blake? What? What else could I
do with those black gloves? Is that something that you
learn from? No?

Speaker 8 (01:03:50):
No, no, no, no, I'm not on the list. Are
no way? Okay, you keep you keep bringing them out.
We're not talking about that.

Speaker 5 (01:04:01):
Are these the black globes where you can like literally
reach into a fire and like grab like a hot
coal kind of thing.

Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
They're just rubber now, I think they're just rubber gloves.

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
The count it's really gotta have the ones where you
can grab the logs.

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
It's kind of crazy like with barbecuing, like anytime you
start to like really get passionate, you just teeter on.
It starts to get corny, you know what I mean,
Like you're like all of a sudden, you're just barbecue
die Like well you never stopped talking about the barbecue, like.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
You like, like it's okay, you can just commit to something.

Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
It's okay to just I don't, but the passion gets
a little corny to me, man, It's.

Speaker 5 (01:04:41):
Passion is the only thing that keeps society from exploding into.

Speaker 4 (01:04:46):
The files and Blake, who are you trying to impress?

Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
Homan? I'm just like, all of a sudden, I'm like,
I'm hitting you up, corny. I'm like hitting you up
with the part offle invite and I'm like, come try
my my fucking cornish game. Hend. I'm like, I would
love to seen this weekend and it's like every weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:05:02):
I would love that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
And you know what I do.

Speaker 5 (01:05:04):
I would text you I'll be there and I'll be
eating and I might be dancing if there's karaoke.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
One song.

Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
I will say, like, barbecuing is probably the coolest trickle
down thing because if the homie is like experimenting with barbecue,
you're you're gonna want to be there in the splash.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
So I thought being a pilot would be cool.

Speaker 4 (01:05:22):
So your friend Seanby Shanby is a great So.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
You think he's corny? Is that what you're.

Speaker 6 (01:05:29):
Saying you think your boy is a little you think
he's corny.

Speaker 3 (01:05:33):
Is that what you're saying. I kind of felt like
seanbe was like born to do it, like me, if
I'm like learning, I just maybe I have like low expectations,
like I will never actually be good.

Speaker 5 (01:05:43):
At hey, Blake, no one is born to do anything
except eating shit.

Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
Hey, you just figure it out as you go.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
You kind of realize pretty early if you're like good
or not.

Speaker 5 (01:05:54):
And then you have then you develop your passion, and
then you become good at it, and no one thinks
you're corny unless you're corny about it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
You don't think you like there's stuff where you're like,
I'm gonna do this and you're just obviously are never
gonna be good at it.

Speaker 6 (01:06:10):
But that's fine. That's fine as long as you like
to do it. And also it's grilling food. I guarantee
you can grill a steak, right, you can.

Speaker 5 (01:06:22):
Look And I understand the I understand the complex of
not being, of being, like of not doing not continuing
something you are not good at, like if you just
don't get good at.

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
It, like why am I trying to be this guy?

Speaker 5 (01:06:35):
But but it's not being a guy. It's being you
doing something unless you want to. Unless you hate yourself too,
and you don't want to be yourself. And so you're like,
if I start cooking on record, if I start cooking burgers,
I'm gonna lose myself and I can become this new guy.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
It'll be beautiful. But maybe you like yourself.

Speaker 5 (01:06:57):
So much you don't want to learn anything new because
then you'll become a different guy.

Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
I'm perfect, got it, play that guy.

Speaker 4 (01:07:06):
Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams, I'll.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
Let Blake have the floor.

Speaker 3 (01:07:10):
No, you guys have a lot to take back before
I take you a lot. What if I take it back?
What do I have to take back? Blake? You tell me, brother,
I can't walk it. I can. I can lead the
horse to water, but I can't make it drink. All right,
that's okay.

Speaker 4 (01:07:28):
Lead me to water then, and then I'll decide whether
or not I drink it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:33):
So I'm using your what you just said, and I'm
just saying you made a lot of accusations today that
are false.

Speaker 4 (01:07:42):
What that you are allegedly in the file. Yes, okay,
I'm just calling it as I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
No, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 3 (01:07:50):
All I'm saying is in the water you ship. Why
are you so nervous? Why are you so scared to
talk about the What I'm saying, it's not right, it's
not right. It's not something to joke about. What is
it not something joke? I'm not joking about it.

Speaker 6 (01:08:07):
I want more of the files to come out because
I want these guys to go to jail. When you
keep saying I want it to all to go away,
why are we still talking about this way? It's it's
a Democrat hoax? What Yeah, I'm reading between the line.

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
You're the friend with Biden. All right, you're the friend
with Biden, not me.

Speaker 4 (01:08:28):
He's true, Hey, not me, He's not in the files.
He's not in the files.

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
True yet I don't know how to work or goddamn computer? Right, Adam?

Speaker 5 (01:08:37):
Are you going to be up in Hollywood this weekend
before the cruise or not?

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
Are you down? Are you down? You're damn it. I'm
gonna tell you. They're doing for Monarch Legacy of Monsters.

Speaker 5 (01:08:48):
We're back with season two and they're doing a fucking
like Guinness Book of World Records drone situation on Friday
Night where they're gonna have like six hundred foot tall
like Godzilla fighting another monster, like in the sky over
Hollywood Forever Cemetery, which you would probably be able to see.

Speaker 7 (01:09:08):
From rib amazing if you're up but you're down way tight,
which that sounds way tight and the kiddos would love that,
and the kiddo meaning plural.

Speaker 3 (01:09:19):
Yes, which The old Godzilla movies are also just so sick.
When's the last time you watched old Godzilla movies?

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
They are so good every night. I'm so entrenched in
the monster verse.

Speaker 4 (01:09:32):
Yeah, I don't like them.

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
Like Godzilla versus Mecca Godzilla or whatever is so good, dude,
It's literally the best.

Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
The og Godzilla is fucking kind of sick.

Speaker 5 (01:09:44):
And you can't believe how old it is, for how
good it looks and for how like you're like in it.
You're like, whoa, this is fucking good. But the ones
in the eighties and the seventies, I know what you're
talking about. It's like it's a dude doing karate a
dresses like a dog from space.

Speaker 4 (01:09:59):
Yeah, so cool, I'm like, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:10:01):
The seventies it got pretty weird. The seventies were pretty rad,
Like did you guys. See the thing I posted the
other day.

Speaker 6 (01:10:09):
It was like, uh, when you have uh you think
it was another ape.

Speaker 3 (01:10:15):
I blocked you.

Speaker 6 (01:10:15):
I blocked you when you're when you're in your forties
and you have a toddler, thinking it'll be fun, it'll
keep me young. And then it was a little person
like doing karate but being absolutely insane and like coming
down the uh coming down the curtains and like scratching
down and then like doing flips. And I'm like, the

(01:10:37):
seventies were insane. How is this in a movie?

Speaker 5 (01:10:40):
It?

Speaker 6 (01:10:40):
First of all, it looked horrific, and secondly, uh, maybe
offensive to toddlers.

Speaker 3 (01:10:47):
They're just they're just doing whatever they can man.

Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
Or to little people, to little people to little people.

Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
Yeah, well that one were on the map, that wasn't
on the map.

Speaker 5 (01:10:55):
Isn't it all relative? When like you first saw Jaws,
you're like, oh my god. You watch it and you're
like kind of like, well, it looks like a styri
from Shark. It's just like it's it's what you've seen
before versus.

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
What you haven't. I don't know, right, Okay, isn't there
stuff we grew up on?

Speaker 5 (01:11:10):
I mean Jurassic Park still holds up except when he
leans on the belly that triceratops and you're like, that's
just like Jumanji.

Speaker 6 (01:11:17):
Yeah, I'm watching a lot of like kids movies, you know,
just bow style, And uh.

Speaker 3 (01:11:24):
Why are you watching kids movies.

Speaker 6 (01:11:26):
Because my son and Toy Story is still so fucking dope.
But you do see a difference between Toy Story one
and Toy Story three and just the.

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
Wait, hang on, do you think those are real toys?

Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
No, Toy Story one has a lot of negative space,
like like that area is not used. It's just like
a lot of just color.

Speaker 5 (01:11:49):
What's real, dope? I just watched three the other night,
which is a fucking masterpiece.

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
If you if you.

Speaker 5 (01:11:56):
Look at the characters who are from Toy Story one,
they're still very like simple and then the newer ones
are way more detailed than all that, which is sick.
They kind of kept them period or whatever you want
to call that.

Speaker 6 (01:12:10):
Okay, and that was another episode o