Ep 289: This Cruise Was Important Part 1

Today, this is what's important:

The first episode recorded on the This Is Important cruise. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically
crucially important today.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
On This is.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Important, they took my kidney and blew me. I was
hard for eleven days. Put your dick away. You're under arrest.
Let's go look at this. Aye see, I love it.

(00:38):
This is beautiful. My god, thank you so much for
being here. He's least.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
I know you said that kind of sarcastically the way
you just said that, but that's just how you sound.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yeah, we do actually want to, uh, thank you for
being here. My god. We're real happy you're here. I'm
just saying it like that. I don't know what you're
talking about that.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
I know that's just how he sounds. But we are
actually really happy that you're here. It's so cool.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
I have love for all of you.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
I don't know why you're sounding like that. We're very
happy that you guys are. I'm making some lifelong friends.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
I feel absolutely, Oh, ship, are we going to have
a reunion later, like in a year later, two years,
we have a reunion later at the bar?

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Okay, the Spinnaker lounge. Perhaps I walked around the ship.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
A little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Uh when everyone was gone and I could just, you know,
check out the ship.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
This is a beautiful ships, beautiful there's lots of places
to drink. I'm pleasantly surprised. I thought we were going
to be on a total ship pile of ship.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah yeah, but and why did do you think that?
Because Isaac put this together? Because Isaac together. Yes, that
checks out. Isaac's like, I don't know, I think it's
gonna be rad I don't know. Have you looked into
it at all?

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Ship? No, it's gonna be a boat. It's a boat
for sure. Okay, is it a ship or a boat?
Isn't that the same thing? Fuck?

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Hey, by the way, shout out to all of us
for surviving Mexico.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
Yeah, dude, ye Blake wants to get on like you're
some serious you want to get the first time top.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
He's got work, get polycharged. My mom and my dad
were texting me. They're like, just be careful, and I'm.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Like, shut up, I'm fucked up. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, my parents are cool of you to not invite
your parents.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
I invite mine, So I guess I love that more.
But what's up mom and dad? That is true? Yep?

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Uh and my parents were the exact opposite. I was like,
I don't know, maybe we don't go off the ship
if it's if they're saying to shelter in place.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
My mom's like it'll be fine, you dear Like your
mom's like, I'm already on the beach black out.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
She did have like straps of bullets across her chest.
She was locked and loaded full bandalier. It was pretty cool.
She was like barbed wire.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
I was thinking, like, I mean, you know, God for big,
God forbid, But I was like that would we could
easily walk into Netflix and be like, hey.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
We got a sequel to Game Over Man.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
Yeah, and they're like we need something more grounded. We're like,
Adam died. Yeah, it's real.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
He's dead.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
I'm dead and this is my hologram and I'm wanting
to star Ai style.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
That's Shawn Aston. It's been Shawn Aston for the last
two days. Dude. I told you guys that I had
a U an.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Uber driver one time that was like, man, you uh
you're an actor, huh?

Speaker 3 (03:43):
And I'm like, uh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
I'm an actor and he's like, man, you've been acting
for a long time.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
That's a cool sounding white lady not ask him where
is accent?

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Was yeah, a whole white woman and uh and this
whole white woman was like, you've been acting for a
long time and I'm like, oh yeah, I mean kind
of a long.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Time now, I guess.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
And he was like since you were a kid, and
I'm like, well, it certainly feels like it.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
And then he was like, man, I loved you and Goonies.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Oh you thought I was Sean Aston.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Dude, guy's like sixty years old.

Speaker 5 (04:18):
You just got a nod and then say something super
racist before you get out. Oh so he's like the
Goonies guy, She's sorry, see the old white ladies like lady.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
The Goonies guy said the thing I'm not gonna say
right now, what would you get?

Speaker 5 (04:31):
What would be a That's the fun about being live
in the podcast.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
You guys can think about whatever. It's choose your own
adventure podcast that's different, that's different and not exciting. I mean,
I don't want to get into luggage talks. It's here,
yeah to me, boy, to me, boy, it.

Speaker 5 (04:55):
Just seems like a perfect opportunity. Was anybody did anybody
arrive here inside luggage?

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Was anybody smuggled illegally or legally Okay, hell yeah, hell yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
This guy I think he's joking.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
Remember how Durs during Dudelee Wet Game said, my arch
nemesis is Wind.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
You're seeing it in real time.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
Yes, this ship fucks me up with like a little
pingupost item.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
The people at home that are accidentally watching us on
Netflix are.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
So confused right now. They're like, this is a podcast.
We're lost at sea. The fuck is happening.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
With this guy's hair, We're stranded, We're fulling together.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
I'm sorry, and I should have glued on my wig
a little better because I feel like it's about to
pop off this bitch puppose.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
It's been fun to get to know, uh, everybody on
this ship. I feel like I've met individually everyone on
this ship at this point. And uh, there was there
was a I wonder if they were around here. There
is a couple two uh beautiful young ladies that want
to fuck Blake in the ass. Yeah I don't know

(06:00):
you've ran in, but they they came up to uh
to Blake. By the way, didn't mention it to me,
but they go, hey, just so you know I'm willing.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
We brought a strap on and I and this is
and Blake. You told me that. Do you want to
continue the story?

Speaker 4 (06:15):
Well, basically, well, you know she was she was intoxicated. Okay,
but here, yeah, but she had this crazy surprisingly but
she had.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Mentioned I was intoxicated.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
She had mentioned that she said she would fuck me
better than I've ever been fucked before.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
And I said, the bar is low because I've never
been fucked before, right right, right right allegedly.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
No, no, no, you you can cash that check.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
You could say, right to the bank. I don't know,
sperm bank. I just want to tie right to the
sperm bank. Hey, I'm saying, oh my god. One of
the blackouts himself.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
Was anybody at the blackout set where Tiba and Otho
were blackout?

Speaker 3 (06:58):
That was classic? What a zombie? This guy?

Speaker 4 (07:00):
No, no, no, what he's still sentence.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
He tried to say something and no words came.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
Look at this to thank you, sir, Thank you security, security, security, Pa.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Dear god, get him. Yeah, okay, okay, have your moment
water trash. You see, if you're off.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
You're off the party. Get the hell off stage. We're lives.
He's taking photos. That's that's what he's good for.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
He's not taking photos. He's harassing me. He's been doing
it the whole ship.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
He fucked me.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Yeah, I lied, it was why I said allegedly. That's
exactly why I'm.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
Not gonna let her fuck me in the ass on
the second day.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Yeah, I have to see her again, I think, Dave,
today's day three?

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Okay, it's tonight. Fuck the clock is sticking, Damn, I
better was tonight's the night? I mean, it was pretty
cool that she gave me her business.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Card and I am I checked it out and uh,
Q did you check out the QR code?

Speaker 3 (08:06):
I don't, I know, I did not. Oh that sucks. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Uh there's men with their dicks and cages that could
have been you, Blake, that could have been you.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
What happens after you place your dick in the cage? Then?
Then where do we go with that? Honestly? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
And that dude, what if it's like a shark tank
and like girls are just like kind of kind of
floating up to it trying.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
To get to it, and you like sort of off.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
Chum the water with it a little bit. I don't
know how you would do that. How do you chum water.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Honestly, I think if I told Chloe you come, you
don't chum. If I told Chloe that that's what happens
to me on the cruise, I don't think she would
consider that cheating.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
She was like, you were assaulted, right, Yeah? Yeah, yeah yeah?
Is that the like get out of jail free card.
It's like, honey, I was my dick was in a cage. Yeah,
look my kidney and blew me.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
Yeah, it's in a cage. We're on international waters. What's
the problem here, what's the problem.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Shark fucked me? You're telling me this is grounds for divorce.
You're taking my child. Let the public decide. That's a bummer.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
I like the people that committed to watching this entire
podcast in the hot tub.

Speaker 5 (09:28):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Hell, I like all of you guys.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Yes, well, I like, is this a hot tub? Watching
from the hot tub is so like MTV. It's fucking cool.
Spring Break.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
I wish I wish the homie Simon Rex was here
in Yeah, I wish we were wheezing the juice.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
Oh yeah, Holy Shore was here? Who else? Who else?
Kirkers probably giving us the news? Right, I'm talking about
my hat? Oh god, dude, it's really hard.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Actually, hey, oh ye, and I hate to go there,
but I am going to go there.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
Oh, I am gonna go there because I'm just kind
of a nasty dude like that.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
How's everybody's ship's going on? The crews? Not good? Right?
Not good? Here's the deal.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
I you know, I've shipped my whole life since I
came out of mom as well. I've been shitting. I
think I had a ship I've never had before.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Neflix, we're getting this, we're getting this.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
And he just smashed the camera. The camera fell apart.
After hearing no, I legit like it.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
It just felt different than anything I've ever had.

Speaker 5 (10:39):
Kind of either want to move on or hear more.
The way you're not describing it at all, Well.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
It like it like started fast and then it like
slowed down and then kind of like what's.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
Like who it was like?

Speaker 5 (10:50):
It was like it's like when you get to tcby
yogurt and you don't know, you've never been on this
machine before, so you.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
Crank it too much, you slow it down, and then
but then then it starts to run out of yogurt
and it makes the right right, yeah, right.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
So you lost me until that explanation, and now I
get it. You understand exactly exactly what you're talking.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
It was just like freestyle. It's like I was like
playing like dookie jazz or something. Yeah, he's a Scott
many Thank you my god for that. Point to the
points for that. Yeah, I at sea, I'll take them.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
I was hoping you bros would bond with me on
that ship talk, but I guess not.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Yeah, you know, there's just like two thousands of our
closest friends here.

Speaker 5 (11:38):
And uh, we all know it's all.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
It's all not growing great for us because we've been
aggressively drinking for three days straight, but.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
And only eating shrimp. That's that's all you've been You've
been having them bring me fistfuls of shrimp.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Like we we have a we have like a concierge
service in our room, which is very nwh uh and
I haven't used it once.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
I just keep going, God damn, I'm starving.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
They're like, well, you could call down for food, but
by the time I realize I'm hungry, I'm like I
need it now.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Yeah, I have not.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
Used the what what how do you say it?

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Concierge?

Speaker 4 (12:21):
Yes, I'm not I don't know that I've heard that
word spoken aloud before. Huh so dum, what is the
concierge job exactly to do?

Speaker 2 (12:31):
But what so?

Speaker 4 (12:33):
I feel like we met him and then I was
like what I what.

Speaker 5 (12:36):
They do is you go to them with a question
and they just what they do is they concierge the situation?

Speaker 3 (12:42):
Oh shit? What is even the root of that word constant?
It's got to be French.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
It's got to be It's got to be French. It's
got it almost seems like it has to be French.
But we are in international waters, that is true, so
maybe it's a c term that could.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Be Has anyone stayed up the entire time so far?
Is anyone on no hours of sleep? Who's on next
to no? Who are the real soldiers security? Get one guy? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (13:16):
What was?

Speaker 4 (13:17):
I feel like I would be a cop if I
was like, what was the like the rules were? Did
people do a ton of drugs in Mexico and then
get back on the boat or yeah, did you guys
charge pretty hard?

Speaker 3 (13:27):
You are sounding like a cop.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
So if you were to smuggle drugs, exactly how would
you do it?

Speaker 3 (13:33):
And what rum are you staying?

Speaker 4 (13:35):
Was anybody with a prostitute or anything like that.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Did anybody get kill anyone? No? Just checking fair enough.
Did anyone have tacos? Whoa? Okay, okay, so you had tacos?

Speaker 5 (13:51):
Did anyone have uh cocaine snorted off their shoulder? This?

Speaker 3 (14:00):
I thought? This ship partied? What the hell, dude, come on,
it's nine three? Are people winding down or winding up? Okay?
I hope we're winding up.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
You know what really bummed me out is, uh is
when I found out that we have to disembark the
ship at like eight am.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
Holy ship.

Speaker 5 (14:21):
You just slowly start to sink the ship, and if
you're in your cabin, you.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Points.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
I guess you want to give people'll give.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
You points for that. I like that.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
Wait, Isaac, why didn't you tell me that we have
to leave at eight a m.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
Well, I don't want to. Everyone's just gonna stay up
until you disembark.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Right, Yeah, this is day. This is only we still
have a whole other day. I knew that, I knew
that you thought we were leaving.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
I asked the concert chair.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
I asked to call me. I just called him homie.
You know what, you're just like homie?

Speaker 3 (15:05):
Well you His name was Jerry, So that's what you
thought the concer Jair. Okay, okay, I'll give you.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
I'm racking those points. You're how truly terrified? Was everybody
night one?

Speaker 3 (15:21):
My god, are you saying night one in Tampa? Because
that was fucking terrifying from Tampa Wild Tampa Wild.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
So you were talking about night I was talking about
night one on the ship and I was like, my god,
I knew it was scary. When I was asking the
security guards, I'm like, it's normally like this, and.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
They're like, no, it isn't. Yeah, hang on, I'm texting
my wife, no it isn't.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
I've been on a hundred of these and this is
one of the worst.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
And then the next day I asked the same guy and.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
He goes, no, it wasn't that bad. I'm like, you,
son of a bitch, You fucking liar. You said it
was really bad last night when you were scared, and
now they're made it out alive.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
You're like, it was fine, wasn't a big deal at all.
It was shady.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
We had to cancel the podcast night one because it
was so windy, and then it's been very pleasant and
then we start the podcast and my wig.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Is blowing off you and my wig fell off.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
I'm good.

Speaker 4 (16:22):
It looks kind of cool, right, I look like renegade
Lorenzo Lamas sort of.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
Yeah, I'm watched more Workaholics. They're showing it on the
TVs in there your cabins, so you guys, Yeah, that's
kind of cool. I've watched. Hey turns out that's a
pretty funny show. He's the best. I like that show. Yeah,
I was.

Speaker 5 (16:40):
Why do I feel like people are in their rooms
watching that and not you're watching this.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
There are some people that are like, it's just a
little better. I'm just a little better.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
I drank with that guy at the casino for about
eleven hours the other night.

Speaker 6 (16:52):
I'm good.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Yeah, I'm good. I feel bad for everyone I was
gambling with. I feel like I was what was that movie?
The cooler was me?

Speaker 6 (17:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:01):
He just shows shot a casino table and no one
makes any money.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
Yeah that was me. And when I was around, they're like,
oh cool, Adam sitting next to me. Fifteen minutes later,
they're like, getting the fuck away from me. You've ruined everything.
Oh hell yeah, Adam, yo, get the fuck out. I
lost five hundred dollars in like eleven minutes. What the hell? Yeah,
that's what's your game?

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (17:25):
It was relatte and then I played blackjack and I
started to win, so that so, uh, I see the
the six Man people, the people that put on the
cruise just shaking their heads.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
No you love the casino, ye y yea yea yea yeah,
no you love the casino. Go to the casino. You're
losing money is kind of more fun than making it.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
It's actually more fun to be the case because it's
like everyone gets you attention.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
And what was me?

Speaker 1 (17:45):
I hosted the Weezer cruise maybe on this cruise ship.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
I don't know. Hang on, let's say in two thousand,
this is it?

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Uh in twenty like twelve and uh, they gave you
a microphone and they were just yeah, whenever you want
to talk into the mic, just just fire it up
and uh and you can talk to the entire cabin
and I'm like, awesome. And then it's going great for
the first like two hours, I'll just fire it up,
being like, come.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
On down to this bar. We're having a great time.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
And then they give me some chips to go to
the casino, and then I go to the casino, and
I'm just bad at gambling.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
I don't know what to do.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
I'm like, well, okay, nineteen blackjack hit me and so
I suck and then uh and then I lose all
my money.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
And then I turned on the microphone and I'm like,
don't come on, you see now wherever you do? See now?
And they were like, can we see that microphone? Real quick?

Speaker 5 (18:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (18:38):
Real quick? Was that your asshole? That's you farting into
the mic before you give it back. Yeah, all right here,
that's a genius. You don't get into mic anymore. Dude. Wait, wait,
hold the all right, keep it fucking. This is your
new big this is your gallaghery team. Yeah. Fuck having

(19:01):
some watermelons to smash? You have a there, it is.
There's a lot of power there, dude. It's kind of cool.
It works. It works for me.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
If you guys want to try put the mic to
your asshole, no, I don't even have to fart.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
Actually, come on there, give me one. Can you give
me a double bubble? You'll see here you go? Ready?

Speaker 5 (19:23):
Yeah, how are you going to do me like that?

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Okay, okay, give me a double bubble? No, I don't
trust you. Come on, I lost your trust. That's why
I lost it to give it to him. Give it
to him, Dad, give me a double bubble. That was
actually a beat. Very good. That was a beat, right,
urs Can you freestyle real quick? Yeah? The dookie is

(19:50):
feeling loosely down my legs, right, said Fred? Yeah, I
love that.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
So my sister has a new boyfriend and he's on
this cruise with my sister.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
And here we go, yeah, Chris cruise, and.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
He for sure didn't know a lot about our show
and doesn't really know about it.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
It's okay, it's okay. Hey, he's a nice guy.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
He's ed, you know about the podcast, really, and he's
in shock.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
He has to be right. Imagine just entering this world
to Bean like, what the fuck? Why? What's the bat? Yeah?
What dude? Welcome to the family. One about.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
Guys, I might just be up on the top deck
doing that the rest of this cruise.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
Wish you wouldn't. Wish you wouldn't. That feels right.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Has anyone had the pleasure of running into Penny or
Dennis Divine on this opular around people around? Yeah, they're
they're having an absolute blast. And I could tell by
how many people come up to me and go, your
mom was so drunk. I'm like, hey, I'm I'm her

(21:15):
off offspring.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
Makes sense there, Yeah, that's up that as up takes
one to be a son of one. Now we're a
slurry family. That's where that's what we do. Yeah. Yeah,
we slur word your name when you.

Speaker 5 (21:34):
Got to America from where Ireland or some ship slurry
and they were like, let's change it to divine, divine.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
Go under the radar. No one will know, you know.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
We we looked up like our lineage of our names
divine and it's either you we were like a royal family,
the divine family, or people that think they're hot ship.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
Your boobs are huge and they're actually not. They're pieces
of ship.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
And it was like the way that for people to
make fun of you, They're like, oh, this guy thinks he's.

Speaker 4 (22:03):
Divine like it like he Yes, I was gonna say hypocritical,
but that is not.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
The word I was looking for this guy.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
I'm struggling, guys, I'm struggling, just kidding. I'm sharp as attack, Isaac.
I need a beer man, can put.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
A beers all Isaac deer man beer us, all beer
us who got Isaac's nipples on their tea card.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
That was pretty fun. Wow, that was.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
A pretty fun thing. I requested his pink asshole. But
that's where he drew the line.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
He almost didn't put his nipples on the His twelve
year old son was like, Dad, what are you doing?
Don't do that? And he's like, it's for work. Yeah.
He just walked in on him doing it solo in the.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
Bathroom, taking photos, taking topless photos of himself in the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
Sit down, Sun, We need to talk in the world.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Yet, this is what your father does for work. Don't
you have other clients?

Speaker 4 (23:01):
No?

Speaker 3 (23:02):
They all fired me because I spend all my time
with these three idiots. Goodbye. Used to be four Rip Kyle.
Oh he's dead to us. We do miss him though,
we do miss him.

Speaker 4 (23:16):
Which, by the way, I played the pickleball tournament and
me and TK we did win that final game, so
we did take the championship by like a lot.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
No, it was tight.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
Oh shit, what in the kazu mil just got dropped
on me.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Oh my god, Hey Blake, it's the right size. Holy mo,
Holy moly. Wait now wait, how do I drink it?
I think you know how? But can I just say
something real quick.

Speaker 5 (23:45):
What's weird is that that's like the size of a child.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
What, well, now you fucked up?

Speaker 5 (23:53):
Now, I'm hey, hey, derky, and I don't think it's
funny at all.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
And actually, surprise, surprise, I re routed us to Epstein Eyelands, Sweet.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
James.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
Actually, it could also be the size of a fully
grown little little man with a huge caw.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Yeah that's huge, that's huge, you're saying, as Bobby Lee. Okay, yeah,
we're We're not here to weirdly defend himself, So give
me my a break.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
All right, I'm gonna take a sip and see if
it tastes any different.

Speaker 5 (24:29):
Whoever said that's gonna get his asshole in their mouths
buttery and salty tasting.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
Actually, I think you gotta okay, all right.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Here, it exploded on my bag.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
Yeah that's how that works, and it made me chese
my pants.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Netflix is immediately gonna revoke their contract with us.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
They're like, you know, we take it back, go back
to the tube. It's a it's a par weirdly. Hulu
is like, come on, come on, a freak. You know,
Hulu's nasty. Come on, think about them peacocks ship.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
Okay, let's drink freaky streamer to Lli's freaky a streamer.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
Go fubo.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yeah, two bees getting fucking nasty to be to be
too bees.

Speaker 5 (25:22):
Into one of those cool like uh like multi relationships
that I don't even know how to describeamorous.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
There it is, there, it is, Hey, Adam, He's like, good,
how'd be good? I knew a big word. How'd you
have that on the tip of your tongue like that?
I don't know that's what's on the tip of your tongue.
I'll show you what's on the tip of my tongue, okay.
And was that rinsed before you put a beer in there?

(25:48):
You know?

Speaker 4 (25:49):
As soon as I took a drink, I'm like, I
did not rinse it out? So I wait, okay, so
you bought that. I did buy that?

Speaker 3 (25:57):
Okay. See I here's what the whole audience thought.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
And what I also thought was Isaac bought it as
a prank to pull on you. But you saw this
what Durs explained as a little boy hard collattle boy's
hard cock.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
You're very proud in the store and you're like, I
gotta have it.

Speaker 4 (26:24):
No, that's not exactly how it went. It was more
than that he couldn't speak durs suicide and he's like, Blake,
I think this has your.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Name on it, and I was like, yeah, my boy
knows me. That's right. Contrary to last night's uh what
was it called? Doody? Did anybody go to the Dudley
Web game? That was fun? Yeah, that was a good time.
I know the rules at all. I still am struggling
with those rules, but that was fun. This is what
I discovered afterwards. Nobody had to go backstage.

Speaker 5 (26:57):
One of just asked the questions and one of us
could have written it down and then the other one
would have just.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
Been like, okay, I think you said this, shut up.
Shut up. Why would we go backstage?

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Well, because then you could tell how long they're writing
and you could sort of see what they're writing.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
Yeah, there's reasons for shit. You don't need more reasons.
You know.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
It's a real game, like the Newlywed game. It's a
format that's been proven over time. It's a super successful game.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
No.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
See, this is why dr had trouble in school is
because a teacher would do anything and he'd be like nahh.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
Hey, you could take this Shakespeare and fuck it suck it?
Is there a lot of Shakespeare in your high school?
Didn't everyone have Shakespeare? Dude?

Speaker 1 (27:47):
I feel like my high school they knew what they
were getting into.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
They're like, you're an R. L Stein. You guys, didn't
you guys didn't meet Romeo and.

Speaker 5 (27:55):
Juliet And then you got to watch the movie.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
Where she was like naked and a child. It was
some Blake ship. Stop, let's not get off the cruise,
saying that's what I but I'm not even joking.

Speaker 5 (28:06):
They showed us a movie that had like an underage
actress NECD.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
And that's Blake ship for sure make a child? And
I was weirdly I watched it.

Speaker 5 (28:19):
I was like, this is some Blake ship and I
hadn't even met before putting it all together now on
the Norwegian Way, So that's that's wait so wait wait yeah,
is that Winslet.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
No, that's Titanic bro Well, no, Leo was It's before Leo,
Leo and Juliet. It's before Leo and Claire Dane. There
was another movie. It existed before.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
Yes, the movie with early soundtrack that we all had.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
Four years old.

Speaker 5 (28:54):
We know this was like an eighties joint and it
was like soft lighting naked children, Blake type.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
It is wild, It is a wild time.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
My assistant Michelle, she met a woman who said that
she had no idea what this podcast is or who
we are, but she goes on every six man cruise
and she is here and she has to be shook
that Blake brought out this little statue of this naked

(29:29):
little person and drank from his dick. And I'm very
sorry for that woman. We would like to buy you
a drink hundred fifteen dollars.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
There was also one that was just like just a cock.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
Yeah, but I saw that after that I bought that,
And I'm like, am I really gonna spend like sixty
five dollars on cock mugs while I'm in Mexico?

Speaker 3 (29:51):
I have a serious question, please, oh God, hit us.

Speaker 5 (29:55):
The scenarios that you have a son. Your son is
in a horrible accident. Okay, maybe it's a a cement situation.
Dick Severed gone, yes, you know what happened.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
What happened. There's no way it couldn't happen, is what
the doctor said.

Speaker 5 (30:13):
And he needs a transplant, okay, but they can't transplant
children's genitals, they only have adult genitals, and they say,
we can give him some dead man's dick.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
Do you sign him up? Right? Sign him up?

Speaker 5 (30:31):
And then he's pretty cool, right, he just walks around
fifth grade like yeah, maybe in fifth.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Sounds like the White Lady.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
He sounds like, yeah, what's your cat driver?

Speaker 1 (30:47):
But then does that mean that he's gonna have a
rectile dysfunction in like the ninth grade?

Speaker 3 (30:51):
Yeah, it's actually it's the opposite. What causes a rectile dysfunction?

Speaker 4 (30:56):
Does the does the the penis itself just run out
of it?

Speaker 3 (30:59):
And eventually I have no idea. I don't know. Is
the human Yeah, explain to us a rectiline. I don't know.
I'm not getting older. It doesn't happen constantly.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
Yeah, if the human is the human penis like a
battery human, it just starts to drain.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
Yeah, well, much like a social battery.

Speaker 4 (31:17):
I'm not talking about a rhinos penis because rhino penises
are hard all the time.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
That's why you have those pills in the gas station.
Rhino five thousand. We all know them. We all all
know them. And by the way, if you're looking, if
you have a rectile dysfunction.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Please visit hymns dot com right and type in code
this is important twenty for twenty percent off.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Perfection. I'll take a hymns just to jerk off. I know,
Oh money bags over it? What's up? Mom? How are you?
Is that how it.

Speaker 5 (31:52):
Works though, like you take it and because remember like
when the pills came out, it was like, if you
take it, you have a boner for just.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
A day and a half.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Sure, but now what pills come out was just the
nineties and the nineties we were children.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
You were an adult man. Yeah, so we don't we
don't remember. I don't know, Bezza Piza.

Speaker 5 (32:10):
I feel like they've gotten more nuanced where it's just
like you get the boner when you could take it
before dinner, the dinner date, and then it'll serve you later,
as opposed to when you take it it's happening.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
That was viagra. Huh, this is viagra?

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Well, I remember taking I took one of those gas
station pills.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
I love that.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
There's also just a ton of people like holding their
tongues like they know the answer, but.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
They're like they're they're holding on in their life or
they're honestly, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
I don't even know. Real quick, my man in the boat, well,
you stand up.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
You look freezing, and I just want I want everyone
to see this.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
So that was worth it because you're like super cold.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Looking, good dude perspective, dear tie, butthole. Wow, Atiba, you're
facing the wrong way.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Turn around. Get my man still facing the wrong way.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Atiba a tiba atifa a tiba a tiba a tea.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
Your social battery there, it is there, it is.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
I'm on those gas station pills for a drops.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
And that was that was dangerous.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
I remember, because I'm not if I if I have
more than two drinks.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
My my dick is very sleepy, right, he's a sweepy peepe. Okay.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
And I got a girlfriend that was coming into town,
and I was like, she was out of town.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
I'm like, oh, look at this. So this rhino five
thousand and so I took one.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
It just says to take one. So I'm like, okay,
and I took one. I was hard for eleven days.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
Oh wow.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
It was so off putting that it was like I
couldn't think of anything else.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
My eyes were yellow.

Speaker 5 (33:46):
I remember you remember that. Yeah, we went to you
went to chinole with me. They're like, sir, your dick
is in the beans.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
I kept some fucking the guacamole. Sorry, holy guacamole. Actually,
damn I should have done that. And cozu mil yeah,
hay up, Chipotle in Mexico.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
Oh fucked guacamole. Oh yeah, it's gonna be that kind
of part of way we are.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
We actually didn't go to uh to a Mexican restaurant
in Cozumel.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
We went to an Italian eatery. Oh yeah, we're Gonnawana. Dude.
My sister's boyfriend is Mexican.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
He knows the spot, and he was like, I'm going
to take you to the spot. And it was delicious.
But by the way, the name was hilarious. It was Guidos,
which sounds racist. Yeah, that is, but it's been around
since the seventies. If you're back in Cosmel, next time
you're on a six man cruise, go to Guidos.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
It's it was very, very tasty.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Diarrhea, but my mom couldn't wrap her head around that
we were at an Italian eatery. Halfway through the meal.
From the beginning of the meal threw halfway through the
mill She's like, wait, this isn't a Mexican restaurant.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
And I'm like, mom, you're eating pasta. She like lady
in the tram so fucking pastad. Yeah, yeah, what what
did you order? What was your what was your play?
I got a pizza? Jesus, it wasn't. It wasn't even
like a play, like a like a hybrid. It wasn't.

Speaker 5 (35:09):
Like your hair is unbelievable right now, So sorry, so
go about your point at your point.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
It just I just had to say that. Well.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
I was hoping it would be kind of like you
remember when we like did the episode where we.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
Go to uh uh and we had like the Jamaican
jerk lazans. I remember that.

Speaker 4 (35:27):
I was maybe you had like a some kind of
inchiladas fused with lasan yao bad.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
But but no, I mean Mexican folks look, they like,
you know, to eat eat all sort of delicacies.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
They don't only want to eat tacos all the time.
When are you speaking for the Mexican people right now?

Speaker 5 (35:49):
I was just gonna say, I like when he says
Mexican folks, when white folks say Mexican folks, I like it.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
I mean, right, do people but when they come if
they're from from a foreign land and they come to America,
do they only want to eat cheeseburgers and hot dogs?

Speaker 3 (36:07):
When they come to.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
America they go straight to Costco and get a hot dog?

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Yeah, they have to the cause of diarrhea.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
You miss that one. Do you think Cisco's been on
this cruise? No doubt?

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Right, Yeah, I feel like Cisco's on the cruise circuit
for sure.

Speaker 5 (36:28):
Yeah, God damn it. I'm sorry you guys are here
to see us and not Cisco.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
Yeah, that's on us. How cool would have that? That
would have been a sick reveal if we're like, actually.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Easier chop him in tomorrow night, and that would have
been worth the twenty five dollars it would have been
to book him on this cruise.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
What do you suppose Cisco's real name is Jeff? Do
you think it's his last name, Jeff Cisco?

Speaker 3 (36:57):
I just think, well, isn't Cisco? Isn't that what you like?

Speaker 4 (37:01):
Oil up something with Cso that's Crisco Christmasco.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
And now as much as.

Speaker 5 (37:13):
I like that one, because I suggested that what what
what did you mean?

Speaker 3 (37:17):
What is that? When you did that just now. Yeah,
what did you mean to hit?

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Because you could tell how bad you can tell how
drunk Blake is by how I'm glad he is at
the son board and I think you're doing okay right now,
which leads me to believe you gotta.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
Drink Isaac getting radical? You got a beer for me? Brother?
Did you slurp this whole cock down? It's really hard
to drink? No, no, no, no, we'll drink it out of
the side. Dude, you don't have to drink it out
of the hard cock.

Speaker 4 (37:47):
If I don't drink it out of the hard cock,
what was the point to even bind.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
Chuck Chuck, Chuck, oh ship. I think the best way
to use this is to eat its ass. Just drink
right out of the little boy's head. What even is
this podcast?

Speaker 1 (38:04):
You guys very sorry for all the spouses that are
just along for the ride, Isaac Isaac Corney.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
Should he show you guys as tits?

Speaker 5 (38:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (38:22):
If you guys tell me yes, yes, Isaac Corney said,
that's how it's done. Thank you. You didn't lead with that.

Speaker 4 (38:45):
I told myself I wanted to, and then I the
dick came out and I lost that.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
I lost all my plans, dick came, the dig flopped out.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
I haven't seen any dicks on this cruise, huh.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
And that's okay, and you you have my own. Oh well,
I woke up this morning and go still there. You
always check on it. You never know when a kid's
in an accident, he could lose it. That's true. That
is that much is true. I have not seen any dicks.
But are you like, is this a call to action? No,

(39:18):
said a liar who said, liar.

Speaker 5 (39:21):
I do think it like somebody gonna smush it up
against the glass railing up here, just totally like.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
Okay, Yeah, what if you're like way up at the
top and he did it like there, thanke you buddy,
because him, don't get him? Play cool, play it cool.
Look at the yellow shirt. Look, the yellow shirts were
just like fucking zip line up.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
There, put your dick away. Yeah you're underrest. No no, no,
no, no no. The yellow shirts are fucking sick. Yeah, we
fuck with the yellow shirts. These yellow shirts rip.

Speaker 4 (39:57):
That's actually the party police. If you're not paraty and hard,
they make you party more.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
An we saw we saw two girls finger banging each other.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
No joke.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
At the casino the other day, and Isaac Selet was
like to the one of the yellow shirts and was like, hey,
well maybe we stop this and they go eh, which
I thought was fucking cool. Anywhere else they'd be like, well,
Jesus Christ, you get in a finger bang each other

(40:29):
in public?

Speaker 3 (40:30):
Whoa, Hey, you're at the buffet. Stop here, They're like,
what are we doing? Yeah? In international waters? You know, absolutely, Hey,
what were you.

Speaker 5 (40:46):
Guys talking about us trying to get my jacket on stuff?

Speaker 4 (40:49):
Okay, yeah, we were talking about finger banging at the buffet?

Speaker 3 (40:51):
Oh yeah, no doubt, no doubt they didn't. Right, it
was in the casino. It wasn't at the buffet.

Speaker 4 (40:56):
Oh yeah, well I think I think what's happened on
multiple occasions.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
And then those fingers have been all over this ship.
Yeah well no, I'm sorry I said the buffet. It
was the chef. Yeah, it was the chef. It's been
all over. You need another four inches, you guys know
what that's from? What's that that? What? You're gonna need

(41:20):
another four inches? What is it?

Speaker 5 (41:21):
I was watching like football or some shit, and some
like ladies walking around this commercial and he's trying to
fit this guy's trying to fit a giant TV in
the back of his car, and this lady goes, you're
gonna need another four inches, and my fucked up brain
now just thinks and sound bites to text Blake Yes,
and I'm like, this is gonna.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
Be perfect for the podcast.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
And you did the same thing with this one, and
I like it, and I like it.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
I think we were the first to do this before.
And now I've seen it online quite a bit.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
But the uh do not come. I'm gonna I'm pretty
sure we were the first. Everybody's coming. Yeah, we claim that.
That's our claim to fact. That's cool, man.

Speaker 4 (42:09):
I hope that's why we get a fucking Walk of
Fame star. Yeah, purely off of that, you think so? Yeah,
I think we can do. You think we will have
a Hollywood Walk of Fame star.

Speaker 5 (42:20):
This is important, right, is that the one with like
the phonograph, the like old fucking record player because we're
a podcast podcast?

Speaker 3 (42:30):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (42:31):
Well, because now they're giving like Grammys to podcasts, right, Oh,
we're not winning Grammys.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
What you get?

Speaker 4 (42:38):
You don't think this is a Grammy worthy podcast?

Speaker 3 (42:42):
That is weird? I would say it.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
No, In fact, I would look down at the Grammys.
If we won the Best Podcast, it would be like, well,
what are what the fuck are we doing here?

Speaker 3 (42:57):
What are we doing here?

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Other podcasts they pair, they have topics, they have guests,
they have interesting topics. Yep, and that's the podcast and
I love it.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
But we're not winning any awards and I want god
I think Amy polar One.

Speaker 5 (43:17):
I think for being super funny.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
Yeah, it's a pretty good podcast. Yea.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
For being talented and really funny and having on guests, Yes, Isaac.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
Can you guys just please have on guests. If you
have guests, more people will listen. We don't need more people.
We just we have you, guys. All we need is you.
We don't want fucking oh this person line. That being said,
we probably will at some.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Point, but uh, just to keep it going. But uh yeah, no,
I feel like our guests would be like, you know,
you want to try to get the most famous person
possible to uh to be the guests, and our guests
will just be like my mom.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
Probably we'll get her. We'll get her three dirty martinis
deep and have her come on the podcast. Mine.

Speaker 5 (44:12):
Oh wow, how does that even work?

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Your grandma? We found out him does Penny want to
come out. He should she be a guest? Should she
be against Han? Should she be a guest?

Speaker 4 (44:26):
I mean, come on up here, mom, Manny, come on,
I think he should at least we've had we're trying
to win a granny.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
This is this is gonna be the episode that we
submit for for Best Podcast.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
Do we need a being out of a little cock?
We use a grammy to get a grammy?

Speaker 4 (44:47):
Oh this is getting me excited. What is Penny gonna
bring to the ta?

Speaker 3 (45:00):
Boys and girls? They show.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Mother of me and my sister Brittany Penny.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
Wow, you look gorgeous, Penny.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
You look glorious, mom? And can you believe she is
only eighty two years old? She's looking pretty good for
Eddie two?

Speaker 3 (45:31):
Don't you think that's right? Nicky grandma? Why are you
guys sitting down so disrespectful?

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (45:37):
That was really distant.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Now that's okay, you could sit down, So mom, here,
you take a seat.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
You take a seat here, Penny, just sit on the table,
take a seat right there. Yeah right, we'll drop down
in the jazz there. Maybe we all just stand behind her.
Sit there.

Speaker 5 (45:51):
Blake wants to recreate the scene from Ghostbusters with Sigourney
Weavers taken by the monster arms.

Speaker 4 (45:56):
Let's let I don't want to reach to take Let's
take like a cool like Sears photo.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
What is what has been your favorite part of the
podcast thus far?

Speaker 3 (46:14):
There's not any.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
Yes, damn, how did you come out with the hardest line?

Speaker 1 (46:24):
What is that supposed to mean? You're not having any fun? Wow,
I'm holding onto the microphone. You're not having You're not
having any fun?

Speaker 3 (46:34):
Do not hit her? Poof?

Speaker 7 (46:36):
I like the naked grandma stuff.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (46:42):
And is that because you relate to the naked grandma stuff.

Speaker 5 (46:48):
I'm not.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
I'm not meaning to. I'm not meaning to. The boat's rocky.
It's a you're you're you're grounded. You're grounded.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
That's so, Adam's seriously, do you guys have any questions
from my mother?

Speaker 3 (46:59):
What do you now? This is the time she's in
the hot seat right here. That is true, Yeah, that
is true.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
You want to ask me any questions about my youth
or anything?

Speaker 5 (47:08):
She's here, Adam, don't take this the wrong way. We've
heard all the stories about your youth a few times.
We know them all.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
Okay, we have we have one. Okay, yes, right up?
From Captain.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
Yes, what was the hardest like punishment or grounding you
had to give to Adam?

Speaker 3 (47:27):
And why?

Speaker 4 (47:27):
Okay, what really good question?

Speaker 3 (47:32):
Well, and how she started.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Threw me for a loop. What was the hardest? And
then she started on her words a bit, and I
was like, you're asking my mom this question, but hardest
punishment or grounding?

Speaker 3 (47:45):
And why? And why? Probably let me hold on to the
money appropriate, Well, then hold on with the guy. Damn
Mike right o, damn Grandma five sty.

Speaker 7 (48:01):
He got in lots of trouble because he had a
party at our house where there was all kinds of
alcohol and uh, we all got in trouble and anyway,
then he he just got big time grounded and I
told him he was going to have to pay.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
For And did you ever beat him? And why not?
I should have, I should have beat him.

Speaker 4 (48:28):
But I actually do think you should have beaten at
him up a little bit.

Speaker 5 (48:32):
Yeah, beat him up, that's different, Yeah, beat me up.
Beating him up is like that's abuse. Just getting the
beaten No honors.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Has brought this topic up kind of often that he
thinks I should have been beaten more.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
As a child or adult young man.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Well, I've been I have been beaten quite a few
times as an adult. But no, these people did not
beat me, which and look what happened. I guess it
shows y.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
Yeah it does.

Speaker 7 (48:57):
But but anyway, no, he just seemed they were good kids.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
Oh well, that's not funny.

Speaker 5 (49:02):
It's really cool that you get lumped in with your
sister who was actually a good kid.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
No, no, no, my sister was a bad kid.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
My sister was brought home by the police multiple times.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
She multiple times Arney's renegade.

Speaker 4 (49:17):
You're raising it sounds like you needed to beat them
up alone, beat them up.

Speaker 7 (49:22):
She'd been drinking and she got a flat tire and
stayed with her car instead.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
Of drinking and driving. I was intoxicated.

Speaker 7 (49:31):
I'm drunk now, So anyway, high on meth not.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
You don't know. You never know. We honestly don't know.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
They didn't test for meth in the ninth that's right,
But if someone was gonna do it'd Brittany with an Eye. Yes,
And why did you name her Brittany with an Eye,
because that is a renowned this is good strip.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
Her name. Brittany said that.

Speaker 7 (49:57):
Her name was the slutti spelling because it ends in
an eye. Yeah right, but I don't think that's That's
not why we named her.

Speaker 5 (50:05):
But so, did you guys consider the multiple different spells?

Speaker 3 (50:08):
She just kind of repeated the question back. So there's
a lot of different ways.

Speaker 5 (50:13):
To spell Brittany, Right, there's like Brittany because Brittany, there's
Brittany with an eye, right, And did you guys write
them all out? Or and I'm being genuine as I always.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
Am, yes, oh yeah, yeah, yeah right right whoa because.

Speaker 6 (50:34):
It's because it was kind of like a newer name
spelling that as you give her the mic, Yes, you're grounded, Okay,
Adam is classic Brittany with an eye kind of knew, like, yeah.

Speaker 7 (50:48):
I mean, and that was we didn't name her after.
That was before Britney spears and all that kind of crap.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
Otherwise we wouldn't have named her that Brittany. We wouldn't
have named.

Speaker 7 (50:57):
Her that because I anyway, but I I love her.
I love the name Bratdy.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
Yeah, we love her.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
Okay, thank you, thank you for me, thank you for
b thank you for birth.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
We do need more guests.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
I was.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
Penny, You're the best. Thank you for coming.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
Thank you you hear that Netflix.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
Jesus, dude, look how much Jaegermeister is in her cup.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
That's crazy insane. She just drinks with a straw all day.
It's fucking epic.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Dude, dude, I love what's your mom's drink.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
My mom's drink vodka, vodka, just straight, just like it's.

Speaker 5 (51:51):
Like like as she's shopping at the grocery store, she's like,
let me.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
Just a little sippy, sappy, Ye, take a little nip.
It looks like vodka sprite, which is kind of sick.

Speaker 6 (52:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Yeah, that party that that I had that was actually
a pretty big deal in our lives. I was grounded
for two weeks. Can you believe that you deserved it
two weeks?

Speaker 3 (52:11):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (52:11):
I know, I know, but my parents weren't good at disciplining,
so two weeks was a big deal.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
And we had twenty six counts of procuring alcohol to
minors of wedding.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Yeah, and then over a thousand kids were at the party.
It's the way, and they had the one helicopter in
Omaha fly flyover and use their Dude.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
That's just like good pr for you. Yeah, that was sick.
What year were you in high school?

Speaker 1 (52:40):
That was a I think I believe that was the
year two thousand and one or perhaps two thousand and two.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
What year were you in high school? Freshman, sophomore, junior
year ninety eight through two thousand and two?

Speaker 5 (52:50):
So did Jesus Christ when you had the party? What
grade were you in?

Speaker 3 (52:55):
What year the summer going into senior year? Okay?

Speaker 5 (52:58):
So okay, yeah, because I'm saying if you had that
like sophomore year, you're riding on that for the high school.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
Yeah, yah, because you would definitely party.

Speaker 5 (53:06):
We're getting hand jobs from college girls that are coming
back to.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
Omaha, whoa, my god, back hand jobs.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
Yeah, coming back to hand job a sophomore.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
That is pretty cool. That's huge. Yeah, they're starting fires.
You would have been like that. Who was that?

Speaker 4 (53:23):
Remember the Australian dude who had just like got busted
for the most epic party ever.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
He kind of was kind of wearing your gear sort
of but like a yellow hat.

Speaker 5 (53:31):
That's what I'm going for. Yeah, he should be on
the board. There's an Australian guy through a crazy party.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
The news was there and he was like, I'd do
it all over again.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Oh yeah, and that's what the guy from Project X,
that's what he was sort of based on really, yeah,
I believe so.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
You remember that movie Project X. That was a cool movie. Yeah,
and the Australian guy was fucking sick. He was a dude.
Australian people fucking rocked to. There's a few here where
they at.

Speaker 4 (53:58):
I love me some Aussies. Yeah, that's wild. They all
came from Australia. Hell yeah, we appreciate you.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
What did I say on the podcast not too long ago,
Australians are the blank of blank I.

Speaker 4 (54:12):
Think you were saying. They don't even like repeating it.
You said the Filipino people are the Australians of.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
The Asia Asia, Yes, which no fucking makes sense, because
every Filipino person I've ever met in my life, I
fucking love them, Okay, much like every Australian person I've
ever met, I fucking love them.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
Mate. I've always said psychopaths.

Speaker 5 (54:39):
Australians are like the white Jamaicans, like our Jamaicans.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
Okay, sure, the white ones, the white ones. Okay, I
like that. That adds up a little. It's just like
an automatic good time okay and uh okay, and we're
not did I just break your brain? Yeah that's it now,
are you jam? What is that? What else are we

(55:07):
doing tonight? I think I'm doing a karaoke thing that's
gonna be very fun.

Speaker 6 (55:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
Do people have like like can people sign up?

Speaker 3 (55:17):
Do they have like songs? Ready? Sadly, I don't know
how it works.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
I'm assuming there's a book and people choose the songs.

Speaker 3 (55:27):
Nodding like she knows how this karaoke is gonna work.
But I'm basically I'm asking, are you going to perform?
If anyone here thinks you're getting the mic away from
Adam tonight, give them my moname moving straight this. The

(55:48):
words will be up there so I'll know all the words. Okay, perfect,
That's what's nice about.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Uh, I'm about the karaoke.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
We have some CU's and as let's do it.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
I don't know where else you do you guys? Uh,
there was some cues. We asked, uh if you guys
had any cues, and we have some a's, so you
guys want to hear some cues and a's do let's shows.
Did you buy any viagra at the Mexican pharmacy?

Speaker 3 (56:15):
Oh? My god, didn't need it, did you? I didn't.

Speaker 4 (56:19):
The only medical thing I bought was in Tampa. I
did get my first IV ever, and I swear to god,
I think my left hand is gonna fall off.

Speaker 5 (56:28):
Yeah, Tampa, Why Tampa. Why do you think your left
hand is good? Because you jerked off so much after waiting?

Speaker 3 (56:33):
Because I've been beating my dick over there so hard.

Speaker 4 (56:37):
No, it like feels like there's like spiders in my veins,
all right, man?

Speaker 3 (56:42):
Okay, Oh dude, I guess so I don't know. Uh no, no, no,
no, no no.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Uh I didn't buy viagra in Mexico because I have code.
This is important twenty at hymns dot com.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
Fuck it, but no, I should have swung by a pharmacy.
I like.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
I like a good Mexican pharmacy. It's fun to go
in there and just buy some stuff.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
And what's the deal. You could just go in and
get whatever you want. Yeah, you haven't been. I'm just
helping you explain it to Oh yeah, no, I mean
these these degenerates were all up in. Yeah, you went
right there.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
You went all the tramadol or whatever sort of rams.

Speaker 4 (57:27):
Yeah, you guys are getting xanax hella, xanax zanti bars.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
Yeah. Probably you know who out there is going to
die tonight, Yo, don't do that.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
Don't share that legally we do.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
We don't love that.

Speaker 5 (57:43):
And I'm asking so the security yellow jackets, yellow jackets,
recognize them.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
Now get them partying? What killed the bud light? Right there? Okay,
how many titties have you seen on this cruise? Whoa
pairs of titties?

Speaker 5 (57:58):
Pairs were doing the mass on this I would say
pairs of because if someone whipped out one like.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Okay, well yeah, I guess, I guess forget pairs of titties.

Speaker 3 (58:09):
Yeah, well do you think that?

Speaker 4 (58:10):
Like, uh, if you only see one titty, did you
actually see the titties or does that not count?

Speaker 3 (58:16):
Like because I have a I have a journal like
titties I've seen in my life and one has a
dear diary.

Speaker 4 (58:24):
Yes, I did it again. I saw a gorgeous pairs.

Speaker 5 (58:29):
I think it's titties. And then if it's just one,
it's a boob.

Speaker 4 (58:32):
Okay, so I said, so in my journal, I should
just write and saw a boob.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
Seeing a boob kind of even funny. Seeing titties different.

Speaker 4 (58:40):
Yeah, because you can kind of leak a boob out
the bottom. It's like titties. It's like game on.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
Game on, that's what Yeah, that's that's what you say
out loud. That's flopping them out.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
But a boob is just sort of like a right clean.

Speaker 5 (58:56):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
Now, this person wants to know, can your swim from
the ship to Cosameo with no support? Do you got
that in you? You honestly think right now you could
swim from here to Cosmo?

Speaker 3 (59:10):
Isn't it just there? Well, we're we we're going like
I don't know, fifteen miles an hour and are we moving? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (59:16):
Honestly, I never know if we're moving or we're stopped.
I just know we're swaying the answers.

Speaker 5 (59:22):
Yes, although I would appreciate the like support from you guys.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
I believe you could if you get to the balcony
cheer me on. Yeah, okay, let's do it.

Speaker 5 (59:30):
Let's do it tonight after karaoke, our swimming, me announcing
it and doing it and like nobody shows up. I'm
being in my shark and I'm like, wow, fuck, God, damn,
hit man.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
That would be worth doing it. That would be worth
doing it.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
Blake, how is your hair so lush?

Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
Honestly, we know you've got a skincare routine. You've covered that.
What is your hair care routine.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
It's it's not not really impressive.

Speaker 4 (01:00:09):
I just kind of shampoo every two days.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
Well, okay, that's how.

Speaker 4 (01:00:14):
You pronounced I sampoo every Tuesday. Shampoo every Tuesday. That
was iced tea.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
I will say that that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
You know, there was a Workaholics on in the in
the rooms, you know, and so I was watching some
Workholics and god, damn was our hair thick, specifically durs
in myself.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
I feel like I am a bald old woman compared
to what I was. Right, I don't like it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:40):
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Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
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is important twenty maybe. And by the way, I don't
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still a sponsor. We're giving them a lot of Netflix.

Speaker 5 (01:00:59):
And this is what we into un Workaholics, which is
people would be like, we did a whole thing about
Doctor Pepper seven ten for men because they like market
it for men. So we were like, well, this is
what our characters would have to drink. And then we
just read this article that was like the Workaholics have
sold out. They did an entire episode. There was an
advertisement for Doctor Pepper ten. We got zero zero dollars

(01:01:21):
zero dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Yeah, because I don't know if you remember Doctor Pepper ten,
which was ten calories and doctor.

Speaker 4 (01:01:28):
Pepper and we're doing it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Advertisement, dude. Their whole marketing campaign was like Doctor Pepper.

Speaker 5 (01:01:36):
Ten for men. They were like taking it out of
the hands of women. Yeah, different times, different times.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
It was so funny and we were like, of course,
our characters would be.

Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
Like, we got it, we got dude.

Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
Honestly, I still have a case and we're gonna break
it out.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Shit vintage only who comes to set most prepared out
of the three? That's obvious set set set on a show,
on a show, on a show, they're pointing Durs. These
people are pointing Durs.

Speaker 4 (01:02:11):
I kind of think it's Onders right, Well, Durs. You're
on like a big.

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
Ass show right now, Monsters a Monarch, You're you're on
two dropping Friday.

Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
You're on a show with literally the coolest fucking dude ever.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
Kurt Russell. Or Russell. Yeah, you're living my dream. Almost
you almost met him. The other night.

Speaker 5 (01:02:31):
It was like this giant Drone show over Los Angeles
to kind of like promote the show. It was like
Godzilla fighting King King, King Kong and all the ship.

Speaker 4 (01:02:41):
You gotta know your lines. It is King Kong, it's
not King King.

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
I'd be like, oh, ship, who's my favorite?

Speaker 5 (01:02:45):
King? King?

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
Hey? King? That's not good for the interviews. By the way,
if we didn't fuck up our words, what would what
would we be? What would the podcast? What would be true?

Speaker 5 (01:02:55):
But Kurt was there, you like jump out of a
humbe and like present the thing and the people watch it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
Dude, he walked by me, he was this close, and
I was just like, ah, sneak.

Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
And then Kurt left almost immediately. Oh yeah, he was
in and out. I don't blame him. It's Kurt Russell.

Speaker 5 (01:03:13):
But as far as being prepared, I will prepare a
lot as you do for like a job. You're professional,
and yet somehow, some way still suck it up.

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
Can't know my lines?

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
Yeah, yeah, Jersey is really bad at remembering his lines,
which is you wouldn't think so, because you do have
a pretty good.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
Brain for something, yes something.

Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
And I'm glad you guys asked me because on season two,
episode one of is It cakees. I prepped very so
what you're telling me My lines were scripted.

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
They said, do not let him have a mic and just.

Speaker 4 (01:03:50):
Freestyle, because then is a cake would be about buttholes
income and I think that would ruin the show.

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
Right, And they're like, this is not this is cake.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
I think it might be cold holes com And they're like,
oh my god canceled. More like is it come so
faye from Portland ass? Does working with Netflix mean the
Workaholics movie will happen?

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
Yes? It does, Yeah it does. I didn't know that.
That's what it means.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
By the way I see some mouths agape, that's not
what it means.

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
We don't know. Paramount they still own the project.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
Yes, uh, and it sucks bots dude because we were
so excited about it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
But fucking yeah, what are you gonna do?

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
Fuck Paramount plus but that they used to have an
old but it was the old boss.

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
Fuck them. Now they have a new boss. Maybe not, Yeah,
they don't know. Maybe we chill on the Paramount maybe
not fuck him. Yeah if he wants to uh make
our movie, yeah that would be awesome. Okay, okay, we
filmed Workaholics again. Well, when we do differently lines recast

(01:05:00):
Eric Griffin. Oh sh I love Eric. Now I'm around.

Speaker 4 (01:05:06):
I'm so glad Eric made it on the boat. Is
he watching us? I wish he was here.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
No, no, no, no, no legit.

Speaker 4 (01:05:13):
I would like to see Sindbad in the role. But okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
Yeah, don't call Eric a roll well blake, even though
he's got the blake, uh blake.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
I remember when we were casting Eric in the role
of Montes. You came in the room and you were like,
I found our Montes. I got him, I got him,
and then you told me you're I'm like, well, who
is it?

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
Just audition? It was like this guy named Eric Griffin.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
I just met him in the lobby and I know
Eric from stand up and I was like, no way
in hell, No way in fucking hell.

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
I hate that.

Speaker 5 (01:05:46):
Here's here's the deep, here's the deep. Here's the tale.
He showed up a date early for the audition.

Speaker 4 (01:05:51):
That's right, telebrator, go back down and come back tomorrow's
And I was just like, what, Like he was like
I think he asked for a snack and or he
was like looking for the exit or something. It's like
I came on the wrong day. And I'm just just
interacting with him.

Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
I'm like, he thought you were a fucking janitor. He did,
he thought I was the come here. I was like,
I just met Montez seeing him in the audition. He
and he like took me aside.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
He's like, man, I'm so proud of you, thinking he's
proud of me for having my own TV show.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
And he's like, ping on this big show. Oh did
you go?

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
Man?

Speaker 3 (01:06:27):
I'm like, fuck you, You're not getting the roll? He got it.
Cut to fifteen years later, what's up a Tiba? Yeah? Hey, Tiva,
turn around and just christ, what did that mean? That was?
That was scary?

Speaker 5 (01:06:42):
I think that meant he He just points.

Speaker 3 (01:06:46):
Yeah. If you saw the look in his eyes, it
was like dead Man walking on a scale of one
to ten.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
How much of a punk ass bitch is Kyle for
not being here?

Speaker 6 (01:06:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
Yep, yep, yep, he's too busy, Team baby.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
Allegedly Allegedly, Uh, if Workahogs ever came back and you
had to cast current.

Speaker 3 (01:07:12):
Actors to play you, who would you cast Timothy Shall
Timothy Challo may ask me, yes, yeah, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
I could see that he's a good actor. He could
find he could find Blake.

Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
Yeah, he would crush it. Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
Durs, Do you have anyone in the in the chamber
who like Frankenstein?

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
Who's that guy?

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
He'd be like a bigger better me. Oh yeah, jacob Elordi. Dude,
I ran, Dude, I ran into jacob Elordi.

Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
We were leaving the Dodger game and we were in
the line for We're in the line for Ubers next
to each other. And he's a Workaholics fan, which is
really cool.

Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
That's brilliant. Yeah. And my wife, who was ready to
go home, she was like, I'm so tired.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
As soon as jacob Elordi was around, she was like
she was like, yeah, I'm going to some party.

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
This is not an Australian accent, but I'm going with
some party in Silvil Lake.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
And suddenly Chloe was like, yeah, we can go where
where's the party?

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
Maybe we should go to the party. Adam, we're going
to the party on his back like a backpack.

Speaker 4 (01:08:20):
Ye.

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
She's like, maybe we.

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
Just go there And I'm like, are you leaving me
for jacob Elordi right now?

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
That's crazy? His shirt?

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:08:30):
Yeah, so you go, jacob Elordi yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:08:32):
I think that he would just be like a bigger cooler.
I don't know if he's funny. Has he been funny
and stuff?

Speaker 3 (01:08:36):
I don't know. Is he the kissing booth? Is he
that's where he passed? Okay? Yeahs queens.

Speaker 8 (01:08:43):
Yeah, this is a killer castt Frankenstein.

Speaker 3 (01:08:47):
Yeah, I feel like, who's the guy that played Elton John.
I was so bummed. I was like, man, I.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
Could play tearing uh Edgerton? Edgerton, Yeah, dude, I'll go
tear by the way. This is a very not funny workaholics.

Speaker 3 (01:09:01):
Yeah, I don't know, this is a very serious workaholics.
Or we just get the police. Do not destroy you guys. Yeah,
that would be good too. That would be good to
don't destroy. They just plug right in. They got it,
They got this. Did you guys keep any props from
the show? Absolutely?

Speaker 4 (01:09:22):
I have one of the most valuable things in my
garage right now.

Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
I do have the original bear coat. I do oh.

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
Oh, I saw some bear coats out there that was yes,
dude something that one dude who was rocking the bear
coat the whole time.

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
He's like it's so hot. I'm like, bro, you can
take it. You don't have to been at sea for
several days now, die.

Speaker 5 (01:09:44):
I live with ghost Man, Yes, okay, yeah, you know
he's pretty good around the house.

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
Yeah. Uh no. And in fact, I'm kind.

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
Of bummed because I don't keep any merge and uh
and then every time I'm over to Blake's, I said,
it's like a museum to us, and I'm very.

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
Bummed that I don't own some of this stuff. Yeah.
I also have my tie, I have my shoes. I
got one of each wardrobe.

Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
I have the wig, which I'm obviously wearing right now.

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
I have it all. I have it all. I got
the Rawwegian jeans. Oh hell yeah, dude. I actually got
to show them over tomorrow the spoilers. Hopefully it comes
off eventually.

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
Kevin from Oregon wants to know is it okay to
be torqued in a speedo?

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
Oh? Yeah, I feel like that's there. There we go.
That's that's that's how we introduced that. Absolutely. Yeah, get
get tort. We preferred that way. Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
Mallory from Michigan, how often are you testing your tea
testosterone meat those of you who don't know, we.

Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
Tested our test stylestone last year at the Super Bowl
and one of us had the lowest. And I'm not
going to say who, you're a stupid dumb ass, but
he also had the smallest biceps, and he also had
the smallest biceps.

Speaker 4 (01:11:14):
Enough, well, one of my biceps is gonna fall off
because of Tampa Bay, that iv the spiders.

Speaker 3 (01:11:19):
And he also drinks beer out of a child's cock. Stop,
that's not what we're walking away with today. Okay, Yes,
you're in the file. How wild? In what world would
I be?

Speaker 5 (01:11:38):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
No, he's not, he's not. He's got his own file.

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
Well, I have my boob journal, but that's different. You
got a boob journal, which is one step away.

Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
From the file.

Speaker 5 (01:11:51):
Yeah, there's millions of there's millions of emails in the files.
You've got just one really bad email, Just one bad one.

Speaker 3 (01:11:58):
That's all. That's all it really needs to be. God.

Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
I mean, I know we've covered this, but I will
say if I just met some billionaire at some party
and he was like, yo, I have a private island
and I'm throwing a party and.

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
You could take my jet. Come on. My name is Jeffrey,
I'd be like, let's ride. I don't know. This guy
seems cool, he's got a tan. Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:12:21):
I mean, and you know, and we were talking about
this at dinner and the other.

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
Guys we're still we're still on we're still shut up
this topic and we're still sorry we were in public.

Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
Still Yes, yes, yes, yes, sir. We should wrap this
up right, Yeah, we should? Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
Okay, any tape backs, any apologies, any epic slams thus.

Speaker 3 (01:12:42):
Far for the crew.

Speaker 4 (01:12:44):
Oh, I mean, I definitely get I guess I want
to take back this purchase.

Speaker 3 (01:12:48):
I didn't realize. Can we turn the ship around so
I can give it back?

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
I regret the dude, I didn't realize it's jyzy.

Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
I didn't it is. Oh that is it is so nasty.
You gotta got it the right way.

Speaker 4 (01:13:06):
Yes, And I thought and I thought it was gonna
be funny and I should have just got the just
the massive cock instead of the How about this?

Speaker 5 (01:13:14):
And I don't know, I'm speaking for you, I'm speaking
for you at this point. Yeah, but would you be
interested in leaving it somewhere on the boat for somebody
to discover?

Speaker 3 (01:13:24):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:13:25):
And then and then once somebody gets it, yellow jackets
grab them their pedophiles.

Speaker 4 (01:13:31):
Yeah, they're out of gotcha, bitch, bitch, gotcha bitch.

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
Yeah, that's a great call. Okay, So I like podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
A lot of it is just quoting other Comedy Central shows, yes,
from fifteen or twenty.

Speaker 3 (01:13:44):
Years ago, and sending our fans to jail.

Speaker 4 (01:13:46):
So I'm gonna hide this on the ship somewhere. Look
around tomorrow. The Easter Bunny is gonna be out tonight.

Speaker 8 (01:13:53):
Okay, again, Children's holiday. Just stop it, dude. I don't
know you keep going, but honestly, how fun is it
hiding easter eggs? Let's talk about it, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:14:05):
Hiding Easter eggs? It's fun. It's fun to be the
Easter Bunny. Okay, why do you keep bringing up kids? Yeah?
It is weird, you know. Okay, make sure we clip that.
Make sure we clip that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
I love children. Okay, make sure we clip that. Make
sure we clip.

Speaker 3 (01:14:23):
That you do like I love children. Okay, I didn't
like that. I was funny before. Now it's getting weird.
It's getting weird. Sorry, it's not I don't have anything
to take back. I'm having a great time. I'm loving
the cruise.

Speaker 1 (01:14:41):
It's fun to actually, uh you know, cake it and
get to know a lot of you guys.

Speaker 3 (01:14:47):
I'm having a blast, So thank you for having this.

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
This is amazing the six man team, Thank you guys,
and thank h.

Speaker 3 (01:14:55):
And they keep coming up to me and saying like,
how fun are our crowd is? So thank you guys
for Yeah, you guys are crushing, not jumping. Did anybody
lose anybody on land? And so anybody not? Anybody not
get on the boat. I heard somebody say yeah, but
I think there's there's no way to tell.

Speaker 4 (01:15:18):
There would have been like an announcement, right, like, no, Barry,
didn't you think they come on that lady who's like.

Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
Hey, everybody, it's me. Are y'all wiling out? We lost
somebody at cosmol have a good day. And by the way,
the boys are gambling. Get down there, now, get down there.

Speaker 3 (01:15:35):
Now. She's Betty very killing Betty's killing it. Betty's killing it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
I like I gave a little announcement yesterday to say
that we weren't doing the was it yesterday the first
day to say we weren't doing these podcasts because of
how it was? And she wrote a little thing out
for me to read, and then I read it, but
then added a few extra things, and she looked at
me like.

Speaker 3 (01:15:59):
I was a god.

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
She was like, I was like first, I was like,
Oh you didn't think I could read.

Speaker 3 (01:16:05):
Did you?

Speaker 4 (01:16:07):
So she shook that I could read your thing. Yeah,
she's seen the show. She's listening to the pod.

Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
Yeah, she was like, oh my god, he can't read.

Speaker 5 (01:16:15):
Yeah, she might get a little willy tonight, Willy Willy
nilly with it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:19):
You've inspired her.

Speaker 5 (01:16:20):
Yes, it's like a short circuit where she gets struck
by lightning and the Johnny five comes.

Speaker 1 (01:16:25):
Alive and there we go, and the one person that
knows what the fuck you're talking about is up there.

Speaker 4 (01:16:31):
Did you have a TakeBack or an apology? Maybe you
want to erase all the stuff he said about me, Like.

Speaker 5 (01:16:36):
I'm sorry we even brought up the files, but you
know what, we're all thinking about.

Speaker 3 (01:16:41):
Them content and Blake is in the fi. We're mostly
thinking that you're in them. Okay. Can I get a
double Paul Simon to uh to take us? I think so.

Speaker 5 (01:16:55):
And guys, we're gonna be doing another pod tomorrow tomorrow night.

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
And I've heard a portal from another realm might open
up tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:17:07):
I have heard some thank you guys so much for
having them blast. We'll see you out there tonight. We
love you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
That girl.

Speaker 3 (01:17:20):
That was an It's stand part hen Me, that William