Ep 290: This Cruise Was Important Part 2

Today, this is what's important: 

The second episode recorded on the This Is Important cruise. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what is most obviously,
very crucially important.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Today on This is Important.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
You guys wouldn't be here if he didn't toss her beans.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
My first porno magazine I found behind a dumpster at
elementary school and it changed my shit.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
What you don't love me? You wish I was hit
by symmetruck again?

Speaker 4 (00:30):
What let's go?

Speaker 5 (00:41):
You believe?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Can you believe it's the last day of the cruise?
Who's dragon?

Speaker 1 (00:52):
This is crazy? It's like a Twilight Zone episode.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Okay, go ahead, and you please explain why you think that.

Speaker 6 (00:58):
It's just like we keep drinking buzzballs, it keeps happening over.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
And over again.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Okay, yeah, I see what you're saying. It's like a
groundhog's day. Okay, yes? What else is it like? Like?
Every day? For me? Based Fantasy Island.

Speaker 7 (01:14):
I was excited when you were giving the intro and
you had zero voice.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
I found it.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
I kind of found it.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
And I just realized when I was yelling into the
mic that I hadn't.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Talked, like spoke aloud yet. Yes, advice, there's a lot
of whispers this morning I thought it was like for
dramatic effect.

Speaker 7 (01:31):
What a time to start a podcast, A good noon podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
We love, a neon podcast. Love a noon podcaster, being
out soil four in the morning, we love, We love.
Who was at karaoke last night? I think a lot
of you were. We got some sangers, we got some
talent on this ship.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Is it me or could it just be karaoke the
whole time? I feel like people are.

Speaker 7 (01:57):
I feel like people would enjoy that the next cruise
were doing karaoke.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
This karaoke is important.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
You can't leave the boat until you sing absolutely, and
Blake will enforce that.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yes, Like, what are you looking for? Well, I was
trying to find plice, don't use I'm watching porno. Your
Wi Fi works well enough for that. Wow, your boobs
are huge. I found it. You don't say perfect.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
I couldn't find it. So yeah, no, I'm fair enough.
I was hammered last night.

Speaker 7 (02:40):
I think I think a lot of us were pretty
hammered last night.

Speaker 5 (02:46):
Yeah, I think I've been.

Speaker 7 (02:47):
I've been keeping a good lid on it, and last
night the lid popped right the fuck off, it really did.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
I was so drunk that this morning when I went
to brush my teeth.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
I accidentally did it with preparation h Okay, wow, and
why do you have preparation h for hemorrhoids? Okay? Do
you actually I know Kyle knew a check r. I P.
He's dead to us he has horrible, horrible hemorrhoids. Do
you actually have hemorr.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
No, it's more preventative, like I put it. I put
it on my buttthole so it never gets him. Smart,
smartest friend, Thank you.

Speaker 7 (03:28):
And I was watching I was watching clips of uh,
I guess uh Nate Bargatzi had a cruise on this
very ship a couple.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Of weeks ago.

Speaker 7 (03:36):
Adam likes to researches in and then, uh, they look
so professional. He was wearing a suit, and I was like,
this is not our cruise. And you know what, I
think I like our cruise a little more too.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
There wasn't one.

Speaker 7 (03:51):
Person in his entire ship that was dressed as wizards,
and I see dozens of wizards out there. The portal
is opening up up right before our very eyes.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
That would be freaky. Can you imagine if that happened?
That'd be freaky. But if portal opened up here that.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
It might it might very well open up later on.
I don't know, what would you say? Is your your
favorite part of the cruise thus far? Oh that's a
good question.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
I mean I had a lot of fun last night
at my DJ said I was kind of stressing it. Yeah,
but we were kind of we got it funky. It
was cool, it was cool. Everybody was really cool.

Speaker 7 (04:32):
Man, Like, it was very worried right before his SAT attack.
I don't know, I just don't have it. And I'm like,
you're just playing fucking music. What are you talking about, dude? Yeah,
that's right.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
I have to deal with a lot of tech. It's
like it's a lot to think about.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Man.

Speaker 7 (04:48):
Yeah, okay, well it doesn't look like you're dealing with
any tech because I never see you do anything when
you DJ.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
This is all I see. Yeah right right, yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
That's what What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Dude? That is true?

Speaker 5 (05:03):
Hey.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
And then it's just on your phone. It's like you're
just you're like a grandma texting. You're like one finger.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Just here next track, and you're like, okay.

Speaker 7 (05:13):
Oh this one's from the Bay and forty here's another
E forty song. Hell yeah, but that was fun, Blake,
I went to your DJ sad. That was pretty fucking sacred.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
I had a blast. That was my favorite.

Speaker 6 (05:27):
That was my favorite moment because what about you guys?

Speaker 7 (05:31):
Uh Well, I ran into the girl that wanted to
butt fuck you last night and she was wearing the
harness for this strap on. Okay outside of her clothes.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Okay, there's not a rock climbing wall here that she
was coming from. I don't think there was a rock
climbing wall. No, we don't have. And then she said,
where's Blake. Just let him know. I'm ready, just so
you know, and you know, and I and I feel
I'm ready for the portal to open. Feel bad that
you keep airing her out and like.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
No, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
But she she's raising her hands, she's really stoked.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Tell us if you want to get butt fucked, Jesus,
she's the one.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
She's the one one one adults say it loud, proud.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
See. I wasn't just airing her out. I knew last night.

Speaker 7 (06:21):
She came up to me, she was like, fuck, yeah,
I'm willing to but fuck Blake.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Well, that's what I love about this cruise. People are unabashed,
they're unashamed. We're just living our best lives.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Right, it's international water water. I wish that we told
this story.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
And then like the captain of the ship himself came
to us and was like, it's time for me to
tell you about the butt ghost. Everyone who hosts a
podcast on this ship is approached by a ghost that
talks about strapping on a dildo and butt fucking you.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
This is durs at the Are You Afraid of the Dark?
Fire Like, throw it, sprinkling the dust, sneak, let me
tell you about the ghost who butt fucks.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
You cruise ships the Yeah. When I was a camp counseler,
I was doing that.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Are You Afraid of the Dark was probably the greatest
show on on Nickelodeon.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Right, what are you? Is?

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Everybody here like Nickelodeon kids like, yeah, man, they had
a fucking lineup, dude, that's tough.

Speaker 5 (07:32):
In the nineties. In the nine I was.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
More of a nick junior guy.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Oh really, you were doing inya Beya poly Frog.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah, when I was about twenty, that's when I got
deep into it. Polly Wog, Sorry, no I was. I
was a pet and pete boy myself.

Speaker 6 (07:48):
Okay, yeah, yeah, he was quite legendary.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
What happened to those guys. They're out there, like they're
literally out there. They are, they're in the files Strongest
Man in the World. Yeah, it's pizza over there. Allegedly
they're in the files. No, I know they could be.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
I can almost guarantee that they use that noise on Pete.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
It was weird like that.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
It was the ice cream truck episode is like seared
into my brain.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Oh yeah, mister Softy, Yeah, yes, of course, same same course.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
What was I don't remember this specific episode.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
They were just waiting for the ice cream truck got
to show up because it was like the hottest day
of the year.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
And he like didn't show up.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
He liked, yeah, I could go like, they're like, I
think mister Softy died.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
Yeah, Like we said, it was very good.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
What are the things that are seared?

Speaker 1 (08:42):
There's things from your childhood that you can never forget,
like like fucking Dark Crystal.

Speaker 6 (08:48):
Just I can't get that out of it.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
And nobody watched Dark Crystal. Nobody.

Speaker 8 (08:53):
No.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
I think everyone's just about as hungover as we are. See,
that's what's happened, right.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Usually we just do this from our homes, huddled over
our computers talking to each other. We're trying to really
deliver for you guys. But I can I can see
some people nodding off. I'm drunk now, I can see
some people not en off.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
I might be one of them. I mean I need to.

Speaker 5 (09:15):
I think we need to.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
I think we need I think there's only one way
to approach that blue drink that's right there. I don't
know who's a blue drink? Is a drank technically speaking?
And what are you doing? And what are you doing?

Speaker 5 (09:33):
Isaac's still alive?

Speaker 2 (09:34):
There you go, Isaac Goring. Everybody.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Look at that beautiful red, white and blue Gulf of America.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Is that what that's called? I hope not.

Speaker 7 (09:46):
Isaac told me that his kids are very embarrassed. Well,
his son specifically is very embarrassed that he showed his
tits on Netflix.

Speaker 8 (09:53):
So yeah, if you guys could say, uh that it's
cool and that we love Isaac's tits, maybe we chant
Isaac's tits for for his son Dalton.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Yeah, that'll help.

Speaker 7 (10:06):
That will helpis tits eyaix tits, isaacs tits.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Isaac, come here Isaac one more time, buddy, Let's see him.
Let's see those titties, double down. I know you don't
want to, but here we are. We're still doing it.
Uh uh uh oh my god.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
His his body is like those fucking things you lay
out with where it reflects back.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Into you right right right. I was gonna say, one
of those like balloons that.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Have like a never ending grip, like, oh yeah, the
water can't grip it, the water waters.

Speaker 7 (10:49):
Isaac's body is like one of those things that are
outside of car dealerships.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Just yeah. Isaac's body looks like a bowl of mashed potato.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Dude, Isaac's body looks like swamp things albino brother.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
I think Isaac's handsome. What else? What else? What else? What?

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Isaac's body looks like marshmallows that were left out in
the sun.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Oh.

Speaker 7 (11:18):
I like people have gotten to know Isaac and now
people are on Isaac's side.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
How dare you? Yeah, fuck off, you're on our side.
God damn it. Yeah, come on, yeah, the people are like,
actually I met him, He's a nice guy.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Isaac's body looks like my body if they found me
in the river.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Oh oh, Isaac's body looks like e t At the
end of the movie. Ye yea yea yeah, yeah, no, no,
it's it's just a specific type of white.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
It's just a specific yeah. Yeah, I really I really thought. Uh,
I really thought I was going to get a nice
hand on this ship. But I really haven't. It's not
too late. You can pop that top, all right, let's do.

Speaker 5 (11:58):
You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Oh yeah, look at him.

Speaker 5 (12:01):
Go very shagged, Dannic. Hot hot, hot hot. Okay, your
boots are huge.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Oh no, hot hot sixty nine dudes.

Speaker 5 (12:13):
Always been a bee.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
I love this. I love what my boy's doing it.
He's built like a fucking Matt Trump looked at him.
We got, we got twenty thirty minutes. Keep doing keep
doing it, fish, you are really hot.

Speaker 5 (12:34):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
No, thanks, buddy. You know kissing the homies good night
isn't gay. I don't want you to know that. Well,
can you kiss me good morning? I sure could? Oh
Jesus kisses. I like to that, durs. I dare you
to kiss Adam.

Speaker 6 (12:53):
I dare you to kiss Adams.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
I didn't like it. He didn't do it. I didn't
like it. Wow, dude, you forget. I forgot.

Speaker 7 (13:03):
Well, the thing about Anders is his mustache. Protrudes so
far out, dude, You scared. I was way scared.

Speaker 8 (13:11):
Okay, you're so good because, uh are you guys didn't
know that this is just a gay porno podcast.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Yeah, you guys weren't familiar with that.

Speaker 7 (13:25):
Catch us on a four day bender on the fourth day,
it's just gay porno. We're we're out of shit to say.
We're like, oh, I guess we fucking kiss each other for.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Twenty night and has people here? Are we cruisers? Do
you guys go on cruise besides this cruise? Like chove hands?
Like first time cruisers?

Speaker 5 (13:43):
Holy shit?

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Same, that's important. That's important. I'm kind of like, are
we cooking it? Did we go too hard?

Speaker 1 (13:49):
It's like tonight, Like, right, do you have anything left
in the tank for tonight?

Speaker 2 (13:54):
I think we do?

Speaker 3 (13:56):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, And I hate to be this guy,
but I am.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
So Here's what I think we should do, guys, after.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
This, you pack, okay, pack, You lay out the outfit
that you're gonna put on in the morning. Then you
had out the wheels fall off when you wake up.
Somehow in the morning, everything's packed, your outfit's laid out,
you slither into it, You get the fuck off the boat,
and you go back to Tampa.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
Dude. I love that Durs is such a legitimick guy.

Speaker 7 (14:25):
He's got to tell us how to pack and win
to pack.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
I know we're not packing, shit, I'm here at help. No, No,
we're just throwing everything in the bag and.

Speaker 9 (14:35):
Going okay, good luck, luggage talk. Oh and what is
that bag laser? I honestly don't know. I don't know
what kind of bag I have. Okay, wow, I just luggage.
To me, luggage is just a thing. To me, luggage
is a thing.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Also, No, you know name brands of luggage, which to
me is fucking weird.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
Dude, I'll make some things. Uh uh. I truly don't know.
I think it's a Jam Sport. Oh so you do know?
Oh so your luggage image is your backpack from fifth grade?
Yeah I believe that, dude.

Speaker 7 (15:15):
It was either Jan Sport or East Pack and if
you didn't have one of those two, you were.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
A fucking chomp dude. Okay, wow, why and I was
a Jan Sport guy.

Speaker 5 (15:27):
Yeah, it was sick.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
It had like you could get it with the suede
and then if if you have the swede, it.

Speaker 7 (15:33):
Was like, oh shit, okay, ball are at school? Yeah,
you were like, oh ship, their parents must be paid.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (15:39):
My family, we didn't have the sway, no ins like
my mom. We would get like the disc. It was
always like the off color that you didn't want. It
was like the black school, the blue school, the green school.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
And then I just have like a tope, Yeah I
guess I have.

Speaker 6 (15:57):
Maybe we could tie diet or something.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
Maybe, See Blake, that's why we love you, dude, because
you're like, what if we just tied died it the
or some zero limits to the way your bind works.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Thank you. I think my mind's about to start working
better if I pop this.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Okay, Okay, I don't care.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
He said, Hey, you know, I don't know if they're
just on this one person. I don't know if they're
gonna love that. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, there you go,
all right. I absolutely love that.

Speaker 7 (16:37):
These sweet, awesome people that sat in the front, we're
excited to be here. As soon as you wi that out,
they were like, look at my girl, Jessica Vickers. She's like,
absolutely don't do that. This girl right here is born
on maybe five or six live shows. She's at the cruise.

(16:58):
Big shout out to Jessica Vie.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Hey, big shout out and her hobby.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Shout out to all of the day one TII Nation,
let me hear you.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
I don't I don't discriminate shout out to everyone who's here.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
Absolutely, but it's just kind of a trip.

Speaker 7 (17:14):
Like you know, we starting if you came around day
two or day three, whenever you came around, we appreciate you.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Even if you're walking away from the podcast right now.

Speaker 7 (17:22):
Yeah, I love seeing the TI Nation out in the
world because it's almost like it's like fight club or someone.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
It'll be like a valet and he'll come up and
be like t Nation.

Speaker 5 (17:34):
Right.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
I'm like, did you not want other people to know
that that you like? The podcast?

Speaker 7 (17:39):
Is like play it cool man, Yeah, I'm just parking
cars playing cool.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Hey, hey, hey, I don't want to get fired.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
Right, Or it's like a dentist is like please, my
whole practice will go under if you're tell anybody.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
They can't even look you in the eyes when they
say it. They're just like I listen to the podcast.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
I listen to the podcast. Don't tell anyone.

Speaker 7 (17:55):
Don't tell a soul type, but hole, I can't believe
I like this kind of humor.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
I went to her type.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
But hole, no, but honestly, like, did you guys even
imagine that we would be on a fucking cruise ship
for the podcast?

Speaker 2 (18:09):
When we say.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
Yeah, I feel like they manifested it and we just
were like out of controlling foodoo dolls, just fucking stepping
on the.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Boots Isaac's master plan for our careers. She's like, uh,
and then we're gonna start a podcast and five years
later we're.

Speaker 7 (18:22):
Gonna be on the cruise and then I will share
my stupid dumb half.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Thank you, sir, Sorry, thank you, sir. Keep your shirt on, bitch, Yeah,
what are you? Are you gonna chuck that? No? Oh, bitch.
And I tell you guys the power of confidence. I
don't care what you say. Oh god, oh jeez, I'm
gonna be me. I'm not a slave to your commands.

(18:50):
And you guys shouldn't be a slave to anyone else. Okay,
live your life, get you.

Speaker 6 (18:56):
Guys, Adam, yesterday we interviewed your mom.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
But that's true. Your dad is here as well, right, Okay,
is Dennis Divine here? Oh? He fell asleep. He's sitting
in the corner. He fell asleep.

Speaker 7 (19:17):
Hey, hey, Dennis d once you get your sweet cheets.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Come here, come on, I look at him.

Speaker 7 (19:23):
Got they've been he thank you guys for being so
cool to my parents. They've been having a fucking blast
on this cruise time, time of their lives.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
My dad is going to get a new lung here soon.
It's important, so this is his.

Speaker 5 (19:42):
Last st with his old lungs.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Yes, sir, my man, captain of the cruise ship.

Speaker 7 (19:51):
Get in here, give you a sit down, Sit down,
take my seat, Get.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
In here, Bud, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (20:07):
Yeah, come on, come on, what the fuck?

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Come on, come on, this is Adam's dad, show some respect,
Come on, wake the fuck up. Oh Ti boy, some love.
You deserve this, don't you?

Speaker 5 (20:27):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (20:27):
I do.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Wait wait, you guys, you have to hear Dennis's voice
because it's real, real, Give us that ship's important, that
sh it's important, right, Yes, If Dennis had a longer beard,
he could be in zz top.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
Yeah. Absolutely. Now, what what do you think?

Speaker 7 (20:49):
What is your favorite part of the cruise so far?
And is it being black out drunk with mom or
her taking care of you?

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Are you taking care of her because you guys are
both black out entire time?

Speaker 5 (21:01):
Well?

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Uh, I don't remember much or yeah, but that sounds
like a see all of the above. What now? Okay,
so what do we ask my mom? Yesterday? We asked
her like, what.

Speaker 7 (21:17):
Was the craziest part about uh raising me?

Speaker 2 (21:21):
What? What would you say? What was the craziest part
about raising me?

Speaker 7 (21:25):
Well?

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Where do we give you in?

Speaker 7 (21:28):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (21:29):
Probably the craziest thing was that party was pretty bar baller.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
We had.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Well we had that. I mean, I think we talked
about it yesterday, but I had a party.

Speaker 7 (21:41):
Like a thousand people showed up. It was an accent.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
It was a whoopsie daisy the helicopter.

Speaker 7 (21:47):
Helicopter showed up the crime lab van in Omaha.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Shut up. It was a big deal.

Speaker 7 (21:52):
My friend was on acid and he hid uh in
my neighbor's garden and just covered himself with dirt and
laid there for eight hours.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
Whoa straight camouflage? Yeah it was. It was pretty sick.
All r p uh.

Speaker 7 (22:05):
Now now you don't think of me getting him by
the cement truck was a big deal?

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Or No, mostly the party?

Speaker 4 (22:10):
Oh yeah, that was kind of a big deal.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Yeah, that was. That was pretty dramatic. Are trying to
make your dad cry on what you don't love me?
You wish I was hit by a cement truck again? What?

Speaker 3 (22:25):
No, No, all right, good answer, good answer.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
That was a good answer. Good answer.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
If he said yes, the boat would just stop. We'd
all start crying together, holding hands.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Kombye, he said, kombay, kumbay yah yo.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
Wait, we might need that a little louder so we
can put that on the board.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
Kumbaye.

Speaker 5 (22:49):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Yes, yeah, we're clipping that.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
I feel like anything, anything, Dennis says, fucking goes hard.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Yeah, just say jelly donut, jelly donut. Oh, with a
little inflex donut donut. It's donut donut, don't it? How
do you spell donut? By the way, what do you mean?
Do o and? Well, I'm glad I brought it up.
There's two ways to spell it do o and and

(23:18):
then the other longer way. No, that's French. That's French. Yeah,
or Canadians where it's like dough.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
You know when there's those words that like people just
spell differently, like color.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Yeah, I know that the neighbor is neighbors spelled two
different ways with the U with me?

Speaker 7 (23:37):
Now, were you the guy that had both of his
nipples pierced yesterday?

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Nipple chain a classic.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
I love the like casual correction nipple chain. Actually, my
friend salutations.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
So you had the same seat, So I was like,
oh yeah, the look he's back. I wonder you still
have the nipple chain going on underneath or no? You like, yeah,
that's rough, it's rough. He love.

Speaker 6 (23:57):
Where did you get the nipple chain done?

Speaker 7 (24:00):
Local shop?

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Oh? Your shop, dude. I love that kind of boy.
I love our crew. Everybody here is just fucking Dennis.
Uh Dennis, I think we forgot you here.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Uh oh, you have a rocketing nipple chains in your day.

Speaker 7 (24:15):
No, no, no, no nipple chains some nick picks some
excuse me, dick picks.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
All right, now we're talking. Wait wait dick pics. All
you got to do is ask. You'll get the answer.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Because I'm like, if you're sending Penny dick pics, I'm like,
love is forever.

Speaker 7 (24:35):
Yeah, that's right, and she receives him and goes goofee
right perfect.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
How long have you and Penny been married? Forty three years?
Forty three years? Tamn, are you guys still getting after it? What?
It's hell? I'm sixty nine years old. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
The apple don't fall far from the tree.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
I don't know why.

Speaker 7 (25:06):
I was just humping the air talking about my dad
fucking my mom. It's it's literally your father, yeah sixty
nine Yeah, with my mother, Penny.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Yeah, this is like Adam's origin story.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Weekends, we're all learning.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Where Adam was the first kid ever to be conceived
in a sixty nine?

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Yeah. It all makes sense now, doesn't it. It's complicated.
I don't know how I got pregnant. Dennis got it done. Man,
so glad we're a divine sperm the power? Where where
did you? Guys? When did you? How did you first meet?
I know the story, but please enlighten us at them
bar Yeah, wow, a man of so many words. Thank

(25:49):
you for elaborating. That's six.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
That's that's how they.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Used to do it. Now, the kids in these apps,
what was your pickup line? The sweet Penny d Will,
how's your baked beans?

Speaker 4 (26:03):
What?

Speaker 3 (26:04):
Yeah, that's a good one because it's like huh, and
then you're talking, You're talking.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
It's a conversation starter, right, No, no, no, no, be real.
You're trying to be funny, and I think.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
I just got I think your mom got hooked by
your dad by saying how's your baked beans?

Speaker 2 (26:19):
I just got hard.

Speaker 7 (26:20):
Well, I know, my mom did call herself the bean
queen for years, and by the way, they're good, they're
good big beans.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
But she's like, I'm the bean queen.

Speaker 7 (26:29):
And then now we call her out on it, and
you're like, yeah, you called yourself the bean queen.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
She's like, I never did that, and you're like you
did for years, right, but so what did you say?
You have something about her hair? Right? Oh? Yeah, I
told her she had the prettiest hair I've ever seen.

Speaker 5 (26:41):
Wow, I like the shag darling.

Speaker 7 (26:43):
And and you guys say that I'm a creep for
when I see a female crossfitter at the gym and
I tell her I want to look exactly like her.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
No, we don't. And you guys, you guys said that
that was creepy. Well you're looking great. Yeah, great. I
want you in a sports bro right now, just so
you can realize. I think you've achieved it. I think
you're there. Thank you, guys, Thank you. I'm a I'm
a beefy female cross face.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
If I could just see you in the gym, like
when they hold onto the like pole and then they
just do this one oh wow, to.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Like get the vice a booty muscle. This has actually
been to the gym on this ship, which is.

Speaker 5 (27:19):
Has anybody worked?

Speaker 2 (27:21):
There's nobody there. It's been empty, which has been fabulous.

Speaker 7 (27:25):
Out of the two thousand people on this ship, eleven
people yea, and good for you guys.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Everyone else is like, I got my workout in right here.
So Dennis, did you did you have the beans? Did
you try them? Stop it? What are you saying? This
is no not to euphanism for my mother's beans? Wait
what I touched your mean?

Speaker 10 (27:47):
Okay, alright, alright, time to go, Jesus, thank you, Thanks Dennis, Jesus, Dennis,
divine everybody that Christ my god.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
You heard it here first. Oh my god, my god,
you can talk.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
You guys wouldn't be here if he didn't toss her beans.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
I love you, Dennis. I'm so stoked Dennis came on
the cruise. That's our fucking guy. That's our guy.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
It's important. Could we get some cues for those a's
the cues up.

Speaker 6 (28:24):
We've got some questions.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
I like this goblin just just in the back, just
like casual.

Speaker 7 (28:29):
Yeah, it's a wizard theme and he's like, I'm gonna
see your wizard.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
On a cruise like just weird.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Ship just becomes casual, right, like, oh yeah, oh the
goblin walk about thinking it's casual.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Okay, we got some hot, hot cues, and let's give
you some sweet sweet.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
As hard, slippery as are.

Speaker 7 (28:53):
Your ship's hard lumps, sausage shaped, snake like, fluffy or watery.
We got Thank you, guys. Aren't people want to know?
The people want to know a lot of ours.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
Who watched Poop Cruise before they came on.

Speaker 7 (29:07):
Oh yeah them is we We started to sell tickets
the week Poop Cruise came out. That's when we announced
the cruise and I was like, oh my god, eleven
people are going to show up. So thank you guys
for showing up, the real, the real gohards. I were like,
I don't care if it's covered in slugs.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
They kind of like it. I'm partying with these guys.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
There's still time to turn this into a poop cruise. Okay,
there's still time.

Speaker 7 (29:33):
Okay, yeah, God God willing the toilets overflow.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Yeah, and we're knee deep.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Into suit jacuzzi is just diarrhea.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
I've been uh pretty regular. Okay, that's incredible. No, sorry,
I'm not done regular lead just swings in the toilet.
It's been consistent. That's right. And by that I mean
like there's a consistency to it. That is water. That
is water.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
Yes, yes, I'm just weirdly shitting sand. Okay, Yeah, it's
like granule just it's spurts.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
It's yeah, it's bad. It's bad. I gotta get off
this boat after I fucking rage tonight. The thing is is,
I looked at all the activities today.

Speaker 7 (30:18):
We got a belly flop competition, the t I I
games that are gonna happen. That's gonna be a We're
hosting a blackjack tournament. I think, dude, I gotta learn blackjacks.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
Is gonna have to learn how to count, which I don't.
That should just be the belly flopping thing is Are
people going to that? Yeah? Host that all right? Well
maybe maybe I do that too. Then no, I'm going
to do that.

Speaker 7 (30:43):
But me, well, I'm great at belly flopping.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
I think you should enter. Yeah I might. I'm sure
you're good at it. I'm great at it. Whoa, well,
let's see we have a throwout. Well, the thing about
me is a I don't feel pain. Dog, that's Okay,
I don't. It doesn't actually even hurt me because water
is my friend. Okay, you ever seen the abyss?

Speaker 7 (31:06):
No?

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Yeah, the water comes out at me and we do
like slow kissing. Oh all right, like what we almost did.
But then you puss it out.

Speaker 7 (31:13):
Yeah, well that because that mustache was fucking foul.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Dude.

Speaker 7 (31:20):
I guess I caught a whiff of your breakfast. I
was like, what was a French toast and eggs? That's foul?

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Yeah? Yeah, French toast and eggs.

Speaker 7 (31:28):
Only the best breakfast ever at I mean, yeah, but
not on my homies lip.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
What is your dream movie role? Pick for each other?
I did it already. It was game over, man, I
love you, love you guys to pick for each other.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
I would love to see andres as like Jeffrey Dalmer.

Speaker 7 (31:47):
Dude, you know, I mean, yes, absolutely the people if
I'm not gonna plays, would make such a good serial
killer I want to see in real life.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Or a movie.

Speaker 6 (31:59):
Yes, or I feel like he's been studying for the role.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Yes, he's made for it. And my brother looks like
Jeffrey Dahmer.

Speaker 7 (32:06):
He does he Uh he's saying Robin last night, Uh
pretty poorly. Uh, but he gave it.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
It was we can do it, and that's all we
could do. What would we see? What would we want
to see? Adam Ass? Yeah, guys, what would you want
to see me? As m I'm hearing Rudy, which would
be pretty cool. Rudy remake, that's cool. Yeah, an underdog story.
I can get behind that. But I just I just
think I want to see you as like live action trolls, Like, yeah, right,

(32:39):
what the good like the treasure troll? You know, I
understand what you're saying, but that's offensive. But and yet
when he says it, we all kind of.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
Go uh huh uh huh okay, like with the jewel
and the belly button.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
Yes, I think you'd be an awesome troll. I remember
one one Halloween. Do you remember this? One Halloween?

Speaker 7 (32:58):
I win as a treasure troll and we had a
big party at our house and then I couldn't understand
why at the end of the night I didn't get laid.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Yeah, because I was in a flesh colored body suit
with a jewel attached to my belly button and my
hair was spray painted red. But that's half the people here,
and they'd be fucking Yeah. I'm not really sure. Well,
you know, fifteen years later I found my people. Thank you, guys.
You really have to consider your Halloween costume.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
I'm thinking for Blazer. Yes, Live Actions Simpson movie. You're
the bus driver auto.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Oh my god, I could see. I could see. Uh,
we're redoing Stranger Things. But all the kids, it's season one.

Speaker 7 (33:41):
All the kids are that age, they're like ten, and
you're just the forty two year old man that's kicking
it with them.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Right, what's up? It was just like, what's up? You're
playing D and D in.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Then I just keep saying, you think that's strange?

Speaker 2 (33:56):
Hey, look it's Morris from the Forest and you just
come out of the woods. You're like, hey, guys, that's right.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
You guys want to you guys want a little tear
out of this porno magazine?

Speaker 2 (34:03):
I have you think that's strange?

Speaker 3 (34:05):
I mean it takes place in the eighties. That's that's
how we had to consume.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Oh yes, my first uh porno magazine I found behind
a dumpster at elementary school and it changed my ship,
which you founded.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
In the dumpster of an elementary school. Yes, so why
is it there?

Speaker 2 (34:23):
Why is it in the dumpster? Of the elementary school dog.
I don't know. All I know is like the playground
was a buzz. It was a buzz. Everybody started being like,
hey man, it sounds like Marcy's playground. Sex and Candy.
It's a sex and candy.

Speaker 6 (34:37):
There's a porno behind it.

Speaker 7 (34:39):
I remember we found we we had one that we
kept under a log uh in a creek by my
middle school.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
So I understand what you're hey, shout out to everyone
who grew up near a creek. Oh yeah, I think that.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
I just remember a little tear out of like an
advertisement for Robocock, and it was like a robot guy
getting head.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Okay, I'm in im and the meat episode with the
ice cream man, And actually I want to recast you.
I would like to see you as Robocock. That would
be sick dude, come with make me come or there'll
be trouble. That's kind of a planet.

Speaker 7 (35:20):
What would you say is your most random, random hidden talent.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
I feel like all of our talent show you. Okay,
what I feel like all.

Speaker 7 (35:32):
Of our talents we've shown at this point, if we
have any amount.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
Of talent, we've we've wrung out the utters. We're letting
it be known. I think I surprise people with my
yo yo skills. Okay, what do you got? What do
you got? Oh? I can walk the dog, I could
do the cradle. I got that.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
I can sleep the hell out of them around the world,
around the world.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
I do not sing a song. Can you do around
the world? I think I could if we had think
you've never done it. My kids got a yoyo from
Santa and they were like, how do you do this?

Speaker 3 (36:04):
And I was like, fucking check this out.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
It's just mind blown. And they were like, my dad's cool, Like, well, no,
I love he knows yo yo two years, he'll know
the truth. I love that that's how you won them
though on some yo yo tricks. Yeah, I feel mine
is a hacky sacking. I feel like I'm a a
lot of people don't understand my hacky sacking skills. But
I'm afraid anybody got anybody got one?

Speaker 6 (36:31):
Was there not a hacky sack on the cruise?

Speaker 7 (36:34):
That is kind of that's wild. I'm sure I'm sure
somebody's pointing up there. I'm sure, uh, well, hacky, Yeah,
let's get a.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
Hack going throw an throw one empty buzzball. Did you
guys have one empty buzzball.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Throw it up. Oh yeah, yeah that was almost close.
Close throw it yeah, yeah, here we.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
Got a right yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 5 (36:54):
Okay, okay, what did you do?

Speaker 2 (36:55):
We get it? Go ahead? Some one's killed. Oh shit,
and you're not gonna up him? Yes, Queen, I didn't
know I had it like that?

Speaker 5 (37:08):
How come? I? How come?

Speaker 1 (37:09):
I feel like this is exactly what happens on the
three eleventh cruise?

Speaker 2 (37:12):
There it is three.

Speaker 5 (37:13):
I'm sick?

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Okay? Is uh? Is Blake really three inches? Andrew from Portland?
Three inches? No? That's what see? Two inches?

Speaker 5 (37:25):
Next question three?

Speaker 2 (37:27):
Is anyone.

Speaker 5 (37:30):
Guys? That's a weird ass question.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
I feel like that was teeing me up to show
my dick and I just can't get there until tonight.
Oh my, we gotta say something for the grand friend of.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
The Norwegian Jewels at full Mass. Oh my god, man?
Uh would we be friends if we didn't work together?
And I think so?

Speaker 3 (37:50):
Yeah, you look at Blake and say that, I think
we would be We definitely would, Blake, we would, yea.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
We would for sure.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
I'm just wondering how I would have met, Like where
do you think we would have met.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
That's some store I was shopping at that you were
working out.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Yeah, you know which I'd be like, does this come
in medium?

Speaker 2 (38:10):
Sir?

Speaker 1 (38:11):
I'm I'm working at ari I and I sew you
some like hiking boots or something.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
I could see that. Okay, uh, yeah.

Speaker 7 (38:19):
I think I would have been friends with theirs and
I would have been friends exactly kind of how we
all became friends. I was friends with Dors, I was
friends with you, and then you bring him into I
think if it's so like, I don't.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Think in adult life it's that easy to make friends.
You kind of talk about it.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
But I think if we dialed it back and we
were in high school together, I think we would have
been friends. And I think I would have been friends
with Blake. But I don't know if you would have
been in the publicly. Well let's just keep it real, Okay.
Blake was not out in high school. He's come out.
He's come out now.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Like my vibe was my seven bros.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
And what we did instead of socialized was played magic
the gathering.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
That's just what we did. Sure, But I had I
had friends in every group or whatever. I was very alone. No,
I was like it was into a lot of things.
When you're a swimmer, you're an athlete, but you're not.
That is correct because it sport exactly. Yes, when you're
in like the comedy stivity, you're an actor, but you're
not a theater kid, right. And when you're stupid but

(39:24):
you smoke weed, but smart kids, you're you're your own island.
That's right, That makes perfect sense. And I followed that
afro Blake was a real afro feed Oh yeah, I was.
I was very underdeveloped in high school as well.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
Do you think that guys who get this is a
question I thought about in the shower this morning.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
Do you think teenage boys? Yes, I can't talk about that.
Do you think he can't legally he's in the five.
I can only speak to guys and maybe women help
me out here.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
But like guys who get pubes and armpit hair early s,
do you think that do you think that gives them
like an extra strut in like eighth grade when they're like,
let's take the shirts off shirts for skins, I'm skins.
They rip it off, show the pit hair, and it's
the equivalent for women.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Titties early walk a little bit more confident.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
Well, I'm sorry you wore a sweater because you didn't
have or you had to.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
They were huge, huge, embarrassed cool you developed early.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
Thank you, come on up and just tell everyone dudes
who get the pit hair, and then maybe everyone catches
up to them. Do you think they go through a
thing where like, I'm not unique anymore, I'm not the
guy with the pit hair.

Speaker 7 (40:45):
Absolutely, I think I really lucked out because I developed
a little bit later. But then I also was hit
by the cement truck, so I had that X factor
going for me. Or I was like, I'm like a
wheelchair and my legs are fully extended because I couldn't bend.
Then I'm sorry, bitches, I can't grow facial hair or
armpit hair, but my legs don't work right.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
Done the coolest students school.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
Everyone who was in a wheelchair in my high school
got ridden on by like people they did not know.
Oh you would just be cruising and you'd have someone
on your back and you'd be like, I don't know
them ridden on.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
I thought you said written no, no, like they would
just jump on the back and get free.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
Yeah, you got to give rides for days, but no,
they're not giving it.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
They're taking rides on you.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
Oh okay, and you're just like, all right, all right,
you get on the elevator.

Speaker 7 (41:37):
That didn't happen for me. It was a lot of
me getting out of class early. Yeah, to go to
the next class.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Oh, your passing period was long.

Speaker 7 (41:46):
Oh dude, it got to be like twenty minutes long online.
I need ten minutes to get over there. And then
there was a lot of vandalism on our way to
the next class. Okay, all right, vandalism rocked. So this
is an important question. Who ship the most on the
boat so far?

Speaker 2 (42:02):
What's going on? What's going on with this guys next one,
like out of us or just in general? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (42:10):
Hand if you think you've shoped an extraordinarily amount of
that guy.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
This guy, this over hand on this is a couple.
The woman pulls his hand up for him. God, my
husband ship's constantly. It's a problem.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
The whole boat has just been him in the bathroom,
he brought this wizard hat to poop in.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
I assume you sound like that, am I close? No?

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (42:33):
This person asked, would you consider cereal to be a
soup stop?

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Is this the new like hot dog sandwich? Diehard? Christmas
movie question, what's the cold soup? Gaspacho?

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Yeah, I consider it in the Gaspaccio family, Gaspachio garspachio,
I can I consider it?

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Cereal is not a soup? Okay, no, it's not a soup.
We decided to hear this soup need a bro What
is soup though? Oh shit, does it need a broth?

Speaker 6 (43:05):
It needs a broth, that's what.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
And milk's not a broth. It's kind of like with
like salad.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
How but that's what fucking throws me is because like
potato salad, pasta salad.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Okay, well, now that we're getting into it, maybe it's
a soup.

Speaker 7 (43:19):
Right now that we're talking about it, it could be
a soup.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Like salad is either like something really healthy and like
a leafy or it's covered in mayo.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
So like, what is the distinction there? That is crazy?

Speaker 3 (43:32):
Wow, dude, let's all just think about that for a minute.
This question has.

Speaker 7 (43:38):
Who has the biggest biceps and can you show us?
And we've we measured podcasts two or three podcasts. Ago
and Dersey and I are both pumping out a solid
fourteen and a.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
Half fourteen and a half inches right here and Blake.

Speaker 7 (43:54):
Is decidedly smaller, one inch tinier than me and me
it just one.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
It was one. I thought it was coming for fair enough.
I haven't seen you the gym. Blake's a beefy, beefy
little boy. Thank you, afro fetus. No more, no more.
I grew up. This is this is the blood. I
feel like.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
That's what you said, Like you ran into an old
teacher at a bar and she's like, well, well if
it is an afro fetus and you're like, I grew.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Up, She's like, are you still stupid like you were?

Speaker 1 (44:26):
And you're like, yeah, still still haven't read weathering heights
weatherings guys.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
That well, what is worthy?

Speaker 5 (44:35):
Woodering?

Speaker 2 (44:37):
Winter? Withering? No, it's with the you. It's not with
the eye. Oh so now y'all are reader.

Speaker 5 (44:43):
It's worthering heights.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Look at all the worthering heights. Honestly, I think it's wodering.
What the fuck out of word is that worthing? It's
not worthing, it's wothering. No, that's what old men give you.

Speaker 7 (44:56):
They have a pockets full of worthers, right right, and
they hand them to you, and they're delicious butterscines treat.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
So we can assume that the movie's about like, when
you get that worther from somebody, you're at your high.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
You're fucking peaking.

Speaker 7 (45:10):
The whole movie is just like an old man slipping
sexy ass Jacob Lordy and sexy ass Margot Robbie.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
Yeah, some sweet butterscotch treats.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
Yeah, it's like Liam Neeson is like a taken dude,
but he also like kills people with worthers.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Oh, I love it, uh, and that's what I feel. Movies.
We got away from that for a while. We got
away from that that just having really really sexy hot
people as the stars of movies.

Speaker 7 (45:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, because by the way, it
doesn't get sexier than Jacob Lordi and Margot Robbie.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
Absolutely, just have them star in the movies. They're hot
as hell. We don't need to be in any movies.
We get it.

Speaker 7 (45:48):
They exist, These people exist in the world, and they
need to be on the screen.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
They gotta be up there worthering.

Speaker 7 (46:02):
So Elizabeth would like to know who's the hardest to
get out of bed?

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Oh adam, oh, yeah, that's for sure, without doubt, without.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
It, I'm a speaky legit three or four times on
the road over the years where you're like, Adam's not responding,
do we send security into his room?

Speaker 7 (46:20):
Yesterday I slept and this is not a joke for
fifteen hours.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
Okay, so kay, I'm a little California sun bear Hibernatan.
Kevin wants to know do wizards pooh, what the fuck? Dude?
What the fuck is going on? And no they don't.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
I mean, we got a couple of wizards in the building,
do you pooh?

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Wait? Interesting? Interesting? You guys must be from different realms.

Speaker 7 (46:46):
Okay, I guess we're the portal opened up to a
different realm.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Yeah, brother, a different realm. What was the most memorable
moment on the Workaholic set? Would you guys say? Mmmmmm oh?
Most when Jet said died? Yeah all right, Hey, r
I p J J said R I p wyman.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
We fucking love him, dude, I know on this ship
with us, they kind.

Speaker 7 (47:12):
Of area that was like, we love a jet set,
we love a wayman.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
And on a serious.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
Note, we were we were younger guys and then somebody
we worked with who was older and brought a specific sauce.
We all remember this dude, he was amazing to the
show and then he was gone.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Grew up a little bit that day. Yeah, yeah, well
you did kick him in the chest that day.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
Yeah, and that's why I was like, maybe I don't
do that anymore.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
Maybe, And we live and we learned it was it
was for us, uh stunt.

Speaker 7 (47:44):
But he did die later that afternoon, and we don't
think it's Stirs his fault.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
We definitely don't know or or are we joking about this?

Speaker 7 (47:52):
Live on Netflix, r I p Jet said we loved
him and poor Wayman, dude, Waymon, big shot. Why That's
why I will absolutely never forgive paramount.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Plus this is true for not letting us make the
movie when everyone was alive. Who's next Lake tonight?

Speaker 3 (48:16):
We don't know, probably tonight.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
Maybe Aco or Tiba. They might fall off the ship.
If they're even still alive. I think I see they're
both out there.

Speaker 7 (48:31):
The Blackouts are very very good friends the ship, not
six Man who's putting on the production, not us, but
the captain of the ship came and talked to Isaac
about Aco and at Tiba. He's like, these boys are
out of control. I'm afraid they're gonna fall off the ship.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
They're bringing it.

Speaker 7 (48:51):
They're bringing it, bringing, They're going to bring it again, right, Yeah,
you're gonna bring it this afternoon.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
Good luck to you, gentlemen, Good luck, godspeed.

Speaker 7 (49:03):
I'd say the most memorable, but we just find a
couple of dead bodies, which is kind of wild.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Said, yeah, yeah, we were, we were.

Speaker 7 (49:13):
I remember we were shooting one scene and we were
on the side of the road and we were shooting.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
When you shoot a show, you're there for like twelve hours.

Speaker 7 (49:22):
Okay, yeah, you know, I'm explaining. I know that, and okay,
I'm explaining, and you're there, Yeah, you're.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
There for twelve hours. Oh yeah. And the whole time, we.

Speaker 7 (49:34):
Were going, my god, dude, did someone step and ship?
And we're all checking our shoes, we're asking the crew
guys were like, hey, you stepped in ship, didn't you.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
We did not. We did not step in ship.

Speaker 7 (49:47):
And then as we were packing up and leaving for
the day, one of the transport guys comes and.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
He's like, hey, turns out it wasn't ship, and I'm like, oh,
what was it. He's like, it was a dead body
hocky donkey, which.

Speaker 7 (49:59):
Was ten feet away from us on the side of
this cliff and there's just a dead body decomposing. It happens, Yeah,
it happens. Happens, It happens. Hey, when you're in southern California,
you might find a dead body.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
I wish they were like buzzards were like damn, these
birds are fucking ruining. Sound. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
you get it. Yeah, moving on.

Speaker 7 (50:21):
Hey, Samantha, wis to know I have any of you
lost any teeth as adults?

Speaker 2 (50:25):
And how uh?

Speaker 7 (50:28):
I was flossing the other day okay and a tooth
just came loose?

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Is that normal? No? What does that mean exactly? And
should I be worried? Okay?

Speaker 5 (50:38):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (50:39):
I feel like humans need so I should be worried.
I think humans need to evolve to lose their teeth
one more time. I think we need one more cycle time. Yeah. Right,
And people are nodding in agreeance. I thank you, agreement.
You should lose your teeth as a baby.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
You should have a few, and then when you're thirty,
you get it, You get another set.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
And keep going on this because how come why do
you need to lose? Why do you want to go
through that? Can you imagine me like your twenties or
thirties and you're dating, and you go up on the
date and.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
You're like, I just left my front to the like
a one. We're all doing like everyone's just gnarmally. Like
you have kids at the age who are losing their teeth.
They all look insane.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
Do you want to do that? I mean there's like
hockey players they pull it off. They I know, but
we all look at that and go, yeah, there's tough.
This is just we're losing them.

Speaker 7 (51:29):
Do you think that's how the guy when he rode
Heated rivalry, he saw a guy without teeth and he's like,
he got dome.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
I gotta see these.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
He was getting dome from some guy with just gumming
them and he was like, that was unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
What's your deal? He's like hockey, He goes.

Speaker 7 (51:48):
Tell me, Uh, the answer is no, But I do, dude.
I think if my teeth start to go, if I
get rotten teeth, like some of my family members have
butt and teeth, I'm gonna get full on veneers.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
Some big pearly white join the party. Let's do it.
We're like, I can no longer be an actor. I
have to be a weather man, oh yeah, where they're like,
you can't you have to talk about the weather. Now,
you can't be in movies anymore.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
So you want to have the body of a CrossFit
woman and a weather man.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
That's exactly right. You're getting ratings. Hey, I know you're
gonna get cast and trolls. Is what's gonna happen. Polisa
set the music. Okay, that's like, we'll do it live, Blake.
What is your favorite beer? Uh? Oh, I mean takat
takata music? All right? I love takata. I love the

(52:45):
vibe of takata. And what is the vibe of a takato?

Speaker 1 (52:49):
I just like I think of I think of Mexico,
I think a boxing It's just like the can's cool
as fuckat is the ship?

Speaker 2 (52:57):
I like a modello because they talk about the fighting
spirit a lot. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (53:01):
Yeah, they talk about the fighting spirit, and I'm like, man,
I'm fucking so tough when I drink this beer like that.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
Yeah. Ever been in a fight? No? Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no,
do you want to fight?

Speaker 7 (53:11):
I've been beating up a few handful of.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Right, okay, yeah, never lost a tooth, just cores light.
It's like a water. Yeah, you know, it's like a
hydration like a water beer. I thought, you know what,
I like a make alobe ultrap. Oh yeah that really?
That really goes down smooth.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
How did you guys? I did not like this surviving
the IP A decade where it was Gage, You're just
eating like a piece of bread out of a bottle.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
Yeah, And I'm like, can't we just get like a
water beer, like a Corona or a Corse Light?

Speaker 5 (53:42):
Yeah, the darker beers.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
But I feel like Dennis is coming back right now
because the split the g thing, which is fucking kind
of split move.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
What the hell? You know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (53:52):
Hell?

Speaker 7 (53:54):
So, Nikki from Texas, it's her nineteenth anniverse?

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Where you keep it going for Nikki from Danz?

Speaker 7 (54:02):
What kind of anniversary? I don't there's no way to tell.
What kind of anniversary? Wedding anniversary, wedding? Congratulations to my god,
that's incredible. Who is your dream co stars? Great from
Phoenix wants to know this? Jamie Fox, Yeah, Jamie Fox.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Happened.

Speaker 6 (54:21):
Kurt Russell, I said it, dude, Kurt Russell's my guy.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
Done that and I'll say honors home and Blakey Anderson.
Oh kiss my mustache, kiss his mustache. No, I'm good
you came out. I'm okay, Science, I'm okay.

Speaker 7 (54:35):
Are there any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams
so far?

Speaker 2 (54:39):
Huh uh.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
Don't sue me if I hit you in the face
with the buzzball and take catch less.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
Please. I just want to kind of double down on
what I've been saying.

Speaker 6 (54:50):
You people have been so fucking cool on this.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
You people.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
This cruise has been unreal, like going into this is like,
what's the gonna be?

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Like? Who the fuck knows? But you people make this
fucking cruise who had as ship. Just appreciate you. Blick's crying,
I appreciate you. Honestly.

Speaker 7 (55:10):
I would like to also double down on what Blake
said and thank you guys so much for coming out.
You guys have been fucking phenomenal. Thank you to the
six man crew put this all together. They know to
uh how to do this damn thing because we would
be lost.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
And I'm gonna triple down. I'm gonna triple down. I'm
know I'm gonna do. I'm gonna thank you guys, uh
and six man crew do what you do. We on
the Norwegian Jew Yes, if we were on anything besides
Norwegian cruise lines, I don't think I would have signed up. There.

Speaker 6 (55:45):
We go real Norway FU Carnival, Dude, Carnival.

Speaker 5 (55:51):
Hey and that an episode?

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Yes, importies, Hell yeah,