Ep 291: Life After Cruise

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This is important a production of iHeartRadio.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
The show where we only talk about what's the most important,
bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
This is important.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
The wheels were all the way off, but they were
all the way on as well.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Why would I even show up and do my job.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
I'm gonna pretend like I'm drunk because that's kind of
the respect I'm getting.

Speaker 5 (00:26):
I gotta put on my TV chain.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Buckle up.

Speaker 5 (00:34):
Yes, my god, what.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Good is that? True?

Speaker 5 (00:46):
Hey guys, welcome back to land.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Holy smoke? Yeah, land home. We're on dry land baby.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Oh my god. But I'll say I was I was
towing you off pod a second.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Ago, but you were really the MVP of that cruise ship.
You really were.

Speaker 6 (01:00):
Oh my gosh. It took a lot out of me.
It took a lot out of me. It was a blast, though.
My god. Have you guys fully recovered from the cruise
we went on?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Like? Fully? How long ago? Fully? Seven to ten days? Yeah? Yeah,
I think we're about seven or ten days. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
It took four days, I would say for me to
feel like a real human again. Really, because we're old now, right,
we're in our forties, Yes, yes, we're no longer a
young man.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Damn near.

Speaker 5 (01:30):
I don't drink the way I'm such a bitch. I
don't drink the way I used to. And it really
it put me on my heels a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
And if you're just listening, Adam, Adam's.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Crying right those hangovers, it's a moment, but you had
to start right back up.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
That was the trick. That was the trick. Yeah, yeah,
it's the trick of the cruise.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
I didn't have a hangover as much as I had
like two mornings where I was like, hey man, you're
still drunk.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, yeah, Yeah. We had to ride the line, well
I did.

Speaker 6 (01:59):
I did the the the IVY for the first time.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
I did not like it. I did not like it. Yeah,
I skipped.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
I see, this is the crazy part is and I
did not partake because I knew that was a no
no zone.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yeah uh.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
And I wasn't feeling well. Admittedly I was well to
start the cruise. And so night one we land in
Tampa and I'm just gonna chill. You know, I've got
my whole family is living with me right now. My
parents are living with me, my obviously my wife and
my son so it's just a lot happening obviously obviously

(02:33):
obviously I guess.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
But uh so I just took the ninth to myself.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
You did.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
I laid in bed, I watched I watched a film
red scripture. I did read any scripture unfortunately, but then
I got to read scripture. And then you guys went
out in Tampa and had.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
A full on shots night. Yes, what was the what
was the town we were in Tampa? No? No, no, no,
there's a.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Neighborho like, oh yeah, your bowl, eboar or board.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
But it is why, yes, it is? Is it eb
That's what throws you. I think it's people are sayingbor
and here's why.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
We went there after going to dinner, which is great
and really already kind of getting things kickstarted. And then
somebody had a local friend who was like, well you
could go to ebor, but definitely don't be there after one,
and we were like, all right, well we're going there.
We're going yeah, somebody after one, and I think we
were there until three or two thirty or something like that.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Oh yeah, there's I was so impressed because our pickup
wasn't until noon to get on the ship.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
So you guys. You guys had plenty of time to recover.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Oh it was awesome. I'm so glad we went there.
It was a wild bar.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
Yeah, wild bar, don't really the revolution, the revolt, what
was it called?

Speaker 1 (03:55):
It was like, cha two thousand, two thousand.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Explain what that means and explain what the vibes were.
I heard a lot of talk about how it was
basically the French Quarter in New Orleans.

Speaker 6 (04:11):
Yeah, yeah, very similar. We were on our Shaia ship
for sure.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
And it's all like pirate themed, right.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
Meets Vegas meets Vegas, I would say, because people were
like actually dressed up, whereas like New Orleans people look
like they might have just crawled out of the body
the sewer. So it's like that mentality with just like
a little bit more in flori Florida.

Speaker 6 (04:37):
Yeah, yeah, it's like it's like Miami drainage. It was
fucking cool, dude. Like there's lines for clubs and stuff.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
Right, and were you got were you guys like, hey,
what's up?

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Let me in the club and they're like, uh, you're
old now, you can't come in this club.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
No way.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
You didn't go to the place that had the lines.
Although these lines were a little scary for me. Women
were women were naked?

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Oh what scantily? I don't know how how you described.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
There's a woman in line wearing like, uh, I don't
know if you call it like lace or what do
you call fish net?

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Fish net? Right? Fish net, but.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
The kind of fish net, full bodied fish net suit,
but the kind of fish net suit that is like
chain link fence open. Yes, you know what I'm saying. Okay,
so you could see her and her so she was
wearing just that and then a like string thong and

(05:38):
pasty pasties up front, and she's just standing in line,
and you know I didn't.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
I didn't. I didn't look up. I saw her from
the back, standing in line. She should just go in.
It's cold out Let her in, please, sir?

Speaker 6 (05:50):
Did you look over the shoulder to see the front
the front of it as well?

Speaker 1 (05:54):
You can't do that. You can't do that. But I
didn't see a backstrap, so I assume it was pasties.
It's gotta be, okay, real detective work.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
I feel like if she's dressed like that, you can
you can't sure because she's not being she's not dressing
like that, and she doesn't want.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
People to look at her? Are you I don't know.
I think like.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
These are question I think this is a yeah, this
is this is an age old. I think this is yeah,
this is why we this is why we have this podcast.
If you're dressed like that, okay, I want uh, you
want people to look at you.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Well, maybe maybe she's just in the style, she's into fashion.

Speaker 6 (06:36):
Do you think that's if you go if you go
to a nude bar, are you going there for people
to look at your dick? Or are you going there
because that's where you actually feel free of societal norms?

Speaker 1 (06:49):
You know what?

Speaker 5 (06:50):
These are the questions I guess.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
But this wasn't a nude bar, right, This was a
clothed bar, and she was coming in New This.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Was a clothed a clothed a bar.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
It was a clothes it was aka, it was a
clothed but I think most people had had clothed Yes,
So I feel if you're dressed like that, like if
a guy is just if he's there with a borat thongs,
he wants people to to look at him and be like,
oh my god, that guy's wearn't a bor at farm.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
You don't think that's a societal normal.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Yeah, I feel like a societal arm Like at some
point we determined that dudes have to wear just trunks
as swimsuits, but maybe it should be.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
More accepted that we wear borat thongs, right, right, right,
I'm not opposed to.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
I'm not opposed to, and I'm also not opposed to
all women wearing these chain link fence fishnet outfit that
if that's where society goes, I'm all for.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
It doesn't seem like that's where society is going.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
In fact, no, that's where Tampa's going going. That's why
Tampa wrong, dude.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
And so then I do think I do think, you know,
turning around is one thing.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
I think it's got you maybe even have to make it.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
More involved where you turn around and you go renee,
and then she looks up and you go, sorry, I
thought you were somebody I worked with.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Enjoy your night I work with.

Speaker 5 (08:10):
Is so funny because.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
You assume like you want her to feel like normal.
She's got a job and she's normal. Sure, but really
she's out there flapping cheek.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
Yes, yes, you know, because and maybe I'm wrong, maybe
she's trying to bucks this sideal norm.

Speaker 5 (08:25):
I think maybe that was her job.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Oh you think it was like a cage dancer.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
I don't know if a cage dancer as much as
uh a prostitute.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
I figured she wouldn't have been in line if she
was hooking. No, but no, she wasn't.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Whether just let the hookers in. I feel like the
hooker's got to stand in the line like everyone else.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
I just want to party.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
Know, the hookers are out and walking and they pull
guys out of line, They're like, don't go in there.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Come over here.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
You might be true, but you don't know. Maybe maybe
she was talking dollar.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
Maybe she was talking to a guy in line and
that's what she was doing in the line.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
We don't know what we should have been. We should
have talked to Renee. Renee. Why didn't we talk to Renee?
And by the way, it's gotta be a name like that.
It's gotta be a name like that Renee.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Isn't that what the Channel five guy did from in
New Orleans? Wasn't that his thing before doing Channel five news?

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Whatever? That is just approaching people.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
Yeah, he just did the Shilah buff interview. He he
did the Marty Gras French Quarter. It was French Quarter Confession.
He was all gas, no breaks. Yeah, he used to
be like all gas, no breaks. That was like his original,
his original channel, and.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Then he started doing deep deeper dives.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
Oh, I thought he was Marty Gras or a French
Quarter Confessions.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
I thought that was the same guy. Yeah. Maybe I
don't know. Maybe I don't know.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
Maybe our producers can toss to some info in the chat.
But he also would go to like crackhouses, or he
would like go on like ride alongs with gangs.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
And shit, which was kind of cool. That's kind of cool.
We should we should pivot that. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
His Quarter Confessions YouTube series created by Andrew call Again
during his time as student at Laola University.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Callahan Want to Fucking Marry Him? Was a life story
Callaghan Callahan, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (10:09):
I think come on, man, that's an Irish name, right, Yeah,
come on?

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Yeah, I bifted, dude, what do you watch?

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Okay, So then you guys had this wild night while
I was in bed watching an old James Bond movie
Turns Away, No, it.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Was it was James Bonder. Did you throw on Spiders? Man?

Speaker 5 (10:30):
It was Octopus.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
No, it was one of the newer ones with with
the blonde homie oh, Daniel Craig.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
But Daniel Craig, you said old. Yeah, that's not all
ye that it's old.

Speaker 5 (10:42):
It was like twenty fifteen whatever that was.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
I forgot. I forgot you're twenty five.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
Yeah, yeah, but I mean twenty fifteen.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
That's you know, that's a long time now we're.

Speaker 6 (10:53):
Talking there years ago Thunderball, which is nuts.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
But uh yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
So then while.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
Night I was eating a Caesar chicken Caesar salad and
watching this James Bond movie.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Pretty good.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
Yeah, turns out they're pretty action packed those James.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yeah, what a night. Yeah, it was actually, dude, it
was sick. I just laid in bed, I put on
a robe. Yeah, I was busy fighting.

Speaker 5 (11:26):
I thought I thought about taking a bath and then didn't.

Speaker 6 (11:29):
Oh you were you were about to sit in a bath.
That's like real, like luxury real, like solo dad in
the hotel room ship like draw? I was you almost
drew a bath? Or is it just drawing a bath?

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Is there?

Speaker 1 (11:44):
I think you could drew a bath. Can you drew
a bath? Yeah? Draw drawn drawn a bath?

Speaker 3 (11:50):
Well what do you do in the in the process
of drawing it?

Speaker 1 (11:55):
You drew it, right, you drew drawn a bath. Have
you drawn a bath? You drawn a bath?

Speaker 3 (12:01):
It doesn't matter, It doesn't matter. I was about to
take a bath Towns because you know what I feel like.
And nothing against the hotel we were in. I feel
like it has to be the nicest hotel in order
for you to get into a bath. Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
if that makes sense. Yeah, and in fact, yes, so

(12:24):
I didn't. But then, uh, then the next day we
kicked it off. We got on the ship and we did.
It was full steam ahead. You guys were were limping in.
Isaac was legit. Mad at you guys. Isaac was like,
fucking what, Yeah, he was mad. I was chill, Yeah,
I got the IV. I was like, I had pep
in my step. I was ready to go.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
We were fine.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
I think you pulled it off. He was mad before
you guys came down because he.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Was like, yeah, you're the fucking smart one. They were
fucking idiots. They went out partied all fucking night. Oh wow.
And he was he was legit.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
But had to set the had to set the tone,
had to set the tone getting radical.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
And then it was full steam ahead.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
And then we were on the ship and I will
say thank you to our fans who are the greatest.
I cannot believe the support and how cool people were,
and because it could.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Have been a nightmare, right. Oh.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
I've talked to other comedian friends and they're like, so
you're going to go on a ship with like two
thousand of your biggest fans, presumably your biggest fans.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yeah, and you're stuck on this ship with them.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
And I'm like, and twenty Rando cruisers who just booked
a Yeah, the old ladies that are just fucking stragged.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
Twenty people that are like, ah, we just booked one.
But it was awesome and it was the vibes were
so great. It was fucking sick.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
I met each and every one. Yeah, we honestly we did.
I think I really did.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
We We were out and about I want to say
thank you to Shirt me this nice ge. Okay, thank
you to She goes add my midwestern rotisserie love and
sit her down when he.

Speaker 5 (14:04):
Peas brother in Swool are a star.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
And a night bringer? Light Bringer, light Bringer, it's got
to be. It's gotta be light Bringer. Night Bringer is
it is a light breaker, like bring a light to people?
Oh right, So maybe she's because Nightbringer would be like
you're like a vampire or something.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Night Breed shout out to night bre Okay, maybe maybe
a light bringer.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
I love you so hard rock hard underline, luggage, talk
for life, no takebacks, Please don't ever stop the music.
Love Aaron a k A Darren, which is drunk Aaron
Science and then she she gave and I know you
guys got this similar necklaces, but this is my favorite.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
It's actually not a necklace. It's not a necklace, not
a necklace. A what is it? It is a belly chain.
It is a belly chain. You're supposed to be wearing
that on your belly, bro, Yeah, you're supposed to have
that right on your hits what Yeah?

Speaker 4 (15:05):
But yeah, yeah, you got those hips on line, but
show the camera what is off?

Speaker 3 (15:12):
My wife hates it because every night when we go
to like watch TV as a family, my parents are
staying with us. Now, I say, I gotta put on
my TV chain and then I put this. But so
there's there's a penis with a penis like a cock.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
You're calling it your TV chain? Yeah? Does it have
a cockran? Yeah? I think it's a Yeah, it's on
the back of it and it goes, oh ship, I
didn't know that. Oh dude, I never even pulled this.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
Oh wow, so that's worth doing it. Thank you Darren Drusher.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
And she was sweet enough to we all got one.
I mine's in there.

Speaker 5 (15:51):
And then your luggage, and then luggage for luggage.

Speaker 4 (15:54):
Talk bluggage and look at this, I got this shirt.
Shout out. One of our fans gave amy of this.
I think we all got one.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Drink whiskyds. Oh yeah. Wisconsin was out and about don
and there was a lot of mad time. There was
people from all over the place.

Speaker 6 (16:08):
There were people from Argentina, Australia, London, a.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
Lot of Australians, several packs of Australians.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
Scottish people or Ireland.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Don't I don't even wait. But it was either some
people from.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
Omaha, oh yeah, from Omaha, from Omaha, of course, of
course Atlanta, Omaha.

Speaker 5 (16:31):
I didn't see anyone from Conquered just oh, there.

Speaker 6 (16:34):
Were definitely some nine to five. I don't think they
were from Conquered. I think they were from Antioch. That's
close enough. That's close enough.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
It's not you know what Conquered is so far from Tampa, waits.
There were people.

Speaker 6 (16:45):
From conquered but not conquered California. I think they were
from conquered uh mate, New Hampshire.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
That doesn't count even at all. Yeah, so that doesn't
that's not where we're sister cities. We're sister cities, I guess.

Speaker 5 (16:58):
So yeah, and then what what would you guys say?

Speaker 1 (17:01):
What would you guy to say? Is your favorite part
of the cruise?

Speaker 4 (17:09):
I did have fun. I hosted two things, or co
hosted with some other comedians.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
I did. I went order the beer Mile.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
There's like a track on the on the boat tour Defransie.
They did a tour Defernsia aka beer Mile, but because
it's Defronsia, people had to run I think three or
four laps whatever added up to a mile and slam
a glass of wine or a cup of wine every time.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
So like slam it, run your first.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
This one dude who won it was hauling ass, beautiful body,
and but then and then the guy got second, pretty
far behind him. But I think the guy who won
threw up later, So I just wanted to be clear
about this. That disqualifies him who got. Yeah, yeah, if

(18:01):
you vomit, you're got.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Why is that the case? No? I like that rule.

Speaker 6 (18:04):
Actually, what do you mean if you can vomit, you
can just be vomiting the whole time.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
You didn't keep it down. You didn't keep it down,
but you might as well not run the mile.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
Also, they got you gotta drink it and keep it down,
and then you went for seven days.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
And I'm just I'm just looking it up in the
IOC rules. But that was great. And then also the
belly flop contest.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
The belly flop contest I missed. I said I was
going to go to it, and then I used it.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
Like it went from like it went from like people
with just amazing talent to a few guys and gals
jumping in feet first for some reason.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Just to say they were there.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
Where everyone watching is like, stop they did the pencil what.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Like holding their nose.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
See what I what I used to pride myself on
in my youth was my ability to belly flop off
very high platforms. I could belly flop off a roof
into a pool. I could belly flop off the high
dive over and over. I would do a flip and
then belly flop. Uh so you really whack into it, sure, yea.

(19:16):
And it was painful, but it was it was worth it.
But this was just you're jumping off the side of
the pool. Essentially, there wasn't a real platform there.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
I think, like, uh, you know, legal legally or whatever.
They couldn't do it.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Legally because there was a there was like a balcony
above that would have been sick and they.

Speaker 4 (19:37):
Were told like no flipping, no, like whatevering kind of
you just had to jump up. But this one dude,
big guy, also had hops, got up and then just
came down to I think, very impressive.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Did he went? He won?

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Yeah? I think I saw the photo of him. It's
like actually an epic photo. Like his form is insane,
it's like Olympic look.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
It's crazy.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
Yeah, and I feel like it's going to order to
win a belly flop competition, you gotta be a big guy,
you do.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
You have to No, So this was a This was
a big guy. This was not an obst. Plenty of them,
plenty of big old boys is what I call those.

Speaker 5 (20:14):
Yeah, they're the big old boys, not big man.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
They're big old boy. We know the difference. Boss Hogs
who was the arm wrestling champion. What was his name again?
Do you remember that's a big man. He had a
really name, Declan or something. Gauge.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
Gauge. Oh, Gage, I played his guy on the butt.
I played blackjack with Gage. Gage was the man.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Ye shout out to Gauge Man. Gauge. Let's describe Gauge
real quick.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
Gauge looks like the guy on the farm who like
designed the equipment a monster, yeah, like.

Speaker 5 (20:48):
But also can throw a hay bail.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
On his back.

Speaker 6 (20:51):
He's he's a human tractor. He is a human track,
big beefy.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
He's the guy on the site who has like that
hardcore laptop you know, those like tough guy laptops that
have you know when.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
They do the commercials for Ford f one fifties and
they're like the laptop station, it's for that guy.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
It's for that guy.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
He's Everyone else is like, well, I'm not going to
get a laptop station right here, and it's for Gauge.

Speaker 6 (21:14):
His name is Gauge. I don't even think that's a nickname.
I think his parents named him Gage.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
That's a real name. That's a real name. Pet Cemetery.
I've never met a Gauge in my life.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
The best, the best thing. Oh, by the way, this
pen Is from the Haven. That was our little zone,
our little kick at zone.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Shit flex on.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
Baby Nous was second place in this arm wrestling competition.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
That's a pretty big time. And who is baby notes
to to.

Speaker 5 (21:40):
The to the listeners and slash viewers.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
That is Kyle Knuchek, who he used to be part
of the PODCASTEAU. It is his brother. Yes, we all
love more more than Kyle. Yes, he shows up to
the crew to the cruise. Yes, which we would have loved.
His girlfriend was a stand up yes stelling, Yeah stelling,

(22:04):
very funny. Beth Stealing, very very funny.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Good singer, good singer.

Speaker 6 (22:15):
We had so many funny comedians on this on the ship, dude,
go through them. Nick Swartzen, Bobby Lee, John Gabris.

Speaker 5 (22:22):
Brent Moore and Brooks Wheel and Andy.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
Lee, Catherine Blandford, j Landford, John Gabris, Yeah, I know,
we're Mark Ribele Yes did some music.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Reggie Watts, it was sick. Reggie Watts. Dude. That what
a cool late edition. Dude, he absolutely killed it.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Man, it was so cool for me because those were
all my homies when I kind of first started, Like
Nick Swartson, he was already very famous when I started
working at the comedy clubs, when I was at the
Hollywood Improv when I was twenty years old in two
thousand and four, and he was already a huge success.

(23:05):
And Grandma's Boy, I think, came out with a couple
of years later, and I was there when Grandma's Boy
was coming out, and I'm like, this guy is a stud.
And he was always so fucking nice and always just
such a.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
And he and he still is.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
And Bobby Lee, I'm known for twenty somethings. Everybody was
and he's everybody was cool. Sam JJ, super cool, SAMJ.
Sam J bro down with your mom, your mom.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Your parents, and my parents were there.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Uh, your mom did a type five, she really did.
My parents both were chugging ye your master, which was crazy.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
That sh it's important. Your mom's tagline kept being like,
don't touch the poop. That would be her. I said,
you better kick the just keep those burgers cooking and
don't touch the don't touch the poop.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Trip dude, I would say the I did not expect
to get emotional at all. Yeah, but I truly misty
eyed when we were in the theater watching Oh Yeah
Yeah Office camp Out and there's the theaters behind us,
and there's you know, the theater was packed, and it's

(24:13):
us just doing commentary over the episodes and everyone's cheering
every time a new characters introduced, and it was it's
truly incredible what that show meant to people.

Speaker 5 (24:25):
And yeah, it sent me, dude.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
I was like, I can't wait for my parents to
watch it. They're not going to dude, They're gonna cool,
They're gonna love.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
I think as soon as they do, they'll be like,
oh cool, nice, We'll do it a lot.

Speaker 6 (24:39):
Okay, that was surreal though I haven't watched those episodes
in so long, Like it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
And they had it on I don't know if you
turned on your televisions in your room, but they had
them on just twenty four to seven stream the first
the first two seasons were just streamed over and over
and over.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
Perfect perfect casting, perfect cast, dude.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
And it's so great that, like Jet said, and Wayman
and Homegirl and like a lot of our background talent
mm hmm, who then we gave lines to and made
stars were there from the jump.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
It was so cool.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, I mean was Bill our
only late edition? I know, Bill came on as an actor,
not a not necessarily a background actor.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
But Bill was kind of like, but that wasn't that late.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
That was still season one yea, yeah yeah yeah yeah,
but he I don't think he was there since the jump.

Speaker 4 (25:35):
Weyman is the only person who was there since. Like dude,
he was in way way Wayman videos in the.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
Old videos back in the day, the fifth year videos
that we made that then sort of became the kernel
that became more collics.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (25:52):
We found him on Craigslist for like fifty bucks and
he wrote sick until the freaking wheels fell off.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah, ripiman alight.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
He would blazer highlight highlight?

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Was it Adam crying or yeah?

Speaker 6 (26:07):
I was watching Adam cry while he ate a cheeseburger
in front of every well we watched it.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
I forgot. They were like, here's cheeseburgers. And I was like,
I was so hungry.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
I hadn't got to eat today because it was hard
because you just had ship to do all the time.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
We did. We were, you know, different events to go to.
We were we were busy boys. We're busy boys.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
Yeah uh, And I did have a chance to eat anything,
And I was like, can I just get a cheeseburger
and it was so delicious.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Hit the spot, huh. And whether we were in the
front row, who care? It was dark. I was just eating, yeah,
a pound.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
Of Hey, hey, no biggie, no big deal, all right,
hey take it in.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Big deal.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
Just pounded a cheeseburger. Blake was embarrassed. He doesn't like
to eat him in front of people.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Had I handed mine back?

Speaker 4 (26:50):
I ate, I ate forty two. I ate forty two
corners of PBMJ that were see. I did be able
to come and going through that green room, and I
would know those belts were crack.

Speaker 6 (27:01):
And I think that besides BLTs, I think the only
other thing I ate was potstickers.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
It was potstickers.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
And and if you're joining us now, we're just talking
about the things we ate on the cruise as we moved.

Speaker 6 (27:12):
Okay, so my favorite part because the pool. The pool
was super dope. Remember the deep Throat competition or whatever.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
When we were reading.

Speaker 6 (27:20):
The ad reads back in the day, it was like,
what is the deep throat thing?

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Or I don't well, it was a co I don't know.
I don't even know what you're talking about right now.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
Yeah, this is on the ship.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
There was a deep throat come from you might have
had a fever dream pal.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
There was something that was like listed as like a
deep throat deep throat dive, and we were all like, oh,
that's Isaac, Like fucking she's trying to find some talent
or something. Okay, it ended up being fucking.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Cool as hell, dude.

Speaker 6 (27:51):
What you had to do was like dive down to
the bottom of the pool, grab a beer, come back up,
chug it, and then get out like and it was
like a timed thing.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
And then Chad and j j T were the ones.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
That were Oh also Chad and j T. We yeah,
they they were. They were doing the commentary while people
were doing it. It was fucking hilarious. It was so fun.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
And people were going for what pool? This was like
the back little pool where they did the belly flop?
Yeah yeah, yeah, that like main pool on like the deck.

Speaker 4 (28:23):
I did a belly flop in there. My eyes were
on fire for like hours. I don't know what was
in that water. Not joking on fire.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Oh yeah, oh yeah. It was piss and common ship
and diarrhea and all that.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
No, no, no, no, because we would like to do
the cruise again, it wasn't pissed and ship and coming. Yeah,
that was part of the this is important games like
the Deep Throat because I when I showed up, it
was just people like playing cornhole and I didn't make
it over that direction, and then it was just doing

(28:58):
keke stands no.

Speaker 6 (29:00):
Yes, No, that was a different time. This was like
a separate thing. This was the Deep Throat dive. It
was a it was a sanctioned event. But what you're
talking about was like the drinking.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
And you went to that for what you didn't know
what it was, but you thought I should I should
go to that.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
I should go to that.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
I like diving, like you gotta go this, dude, you
got yeah, okay, no, well it's people.

Speaker 6 (29:24):
It was loud and it was right outside my window.
I'm like, I'm going to go check it out. It
was really actually very very funny.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
So that was your favorite part of I did? I
did enjoy it immensely.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
Yeah, that was sick because I also liked, uh my
karaoke night. I hosted a karaoke that was and that
was a fucking banger. I think when we do another cruise,
I would say, maybe we do that every night every night.
There should be karaoke every night because I feel not

(29:55):
enough people were able to get up.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
For sure, it's only two hours long, and you know.

Speaker 6 (29:59):
Yeah, I think we joked about it on stage, but
like literally, I think you could just make a karaoke
cruise and people would be so stoked.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
People get fucking juiced. And so you mean a karaoke cruise?

Speaker 4 (30:13):
Were karaokes every night or were like from eight am
to four am.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Whole fucking day, all day? What do you mean by karaoke, crook?

Speaker 3 (30:21):
I think it has to be a certain time. Maybe
it's just once a night. I don't know if it's
all karaoke all the time.

Speaker 6 (30:30):
I'm saying it's for a breakfast show, a lunch show,
and a dinner show, like three karaokes.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
That might be.

Speaker 4 (30:37):
I do like the idea of a breakfast I do
like the idea of like eating breakfast and just watching somebody.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
Like I mean, that would be amazing. Yes, that's like
a that's like a drag beating breakfast and you're like, hey,
now drunk, get your game on, go play. Absolutely absolutely
real talent at the karaoke contest. I will say I
was very impressed.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Was sick. What was the most impressive song? Uh? This
girl did Celene Dion and she oh murdered. And what
I was like, what life will go on? Is that one? Dude?
I don't, I don't. I was Titanic, so it.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
Wasn't in fringe she was. I I honestly, I don't
remember what the name of the song was. But she
crushed it. Why can't we it's probably if you asked
you remember, I think it was if you asked me to.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
If you ask me to, that's a banger, dude, so good?
Celendon is underrated.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Yeah, stiff person syndrome. When I when I thought I
had stiff person syndrome, I was I was looking at Selene.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
But she seems to be doing okay.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
She like canceled a lot of her tour dates and
then has started to pick up some of the some
of the dates she's she's getting back.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Hey, shout out Selene. Okay, immortal legends.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
I mean when she wore that backwards jacket, fucking sick.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
Right, I'm unaware. I'm not sure what your referencing the
backwards white suit.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Do you think Celene Dion was in Criss Cross? Look
it up? She wore like a backwards white suit with
a crazy yes yes I remember, yes open back. If
you can help me out with a picture in the chat, dude,
suit dude, she's so sick. Dude, she showed up, Damn

(32:35):
she looked like the Ice queen.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
She showed up to the damn Grammys with her suit
on backwards and played it off like she meant to
do it.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Like my dress it's dress suit. Yeah, she's like I meant,
I meant to do it.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
And also this hat that she's wearing, well, your pants
dress up hat. It looks like a piece of papers,
Peter Pan going to a going to a wedding right now.
It looks like lined paper. It looks like she pulled
that out of a damn suit suit ryot.

Speaker 5 (33:03):
Riot, Dude, the nineties were so fucking right.

Speaker 6 (33:07):
I miss him. I miss him now more than ever.
I just miss him now more than ever.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
The nineties legend that though I've seen.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
That photo, look actually.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
Pop up these photos when we're talking on on the flicks.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Much appreciated. Her hat looks like a paper airplane. Dude,
It's unreal.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
I was going to apologize real quick and early apology
to our fans for not being able to show the
fans on the cruise ship.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
I guess we couldn't legally, which sucks.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
You know what, though half of them called in sick
to work, so we don't want to blow up their spot.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Don't worry about it, honest, dude.

Speaker 6 (33:52):
Everybody was so like you were touching upon it at him,
but like that cruise could have been like what a
fucking a fucking nightmare. The people make the cruise. The
people on the ship were the reason it fucking rocked.
Everybody was so awesome, dude.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
All the other comedians and other musicians were like the
people here, the fans are super cool, super good vibe.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Nobody was miss be hey man. Nobody really crossed a line.

Speaker 4 (34:24):
None felt like I was like, uh, in danger except
when Adams started doing that with his lance worm. Yeah, bru,
I didn't know it had motion, No, but you didn't
know it's a belly.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Hey. With our fucking powers combined, dude, we could do anything.
We figured things out pizza, so goddamn everybody was rad, dude.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
I wonder who, like the drunkest person on the cruise was,
because remember that dude had the belt.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
I'm sorry, wait what besides the people we brought. There's
no dude, there's no wondering at all. It was a
Tiba and Aco. It was friends at Tiba and Co.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
This this ship, this ship themselves old Isaac that we have
to get them under the control.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
It wasn't they got cut off.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
It wasn't six Man. Who was the production company who
put put it on who all the people were great,
and they were the people that you would see run around.
It was the ship and the ship security that was like,
they can't drink anymore. Now I'm wondering if we do
another cruise. We want them to come, we want them
to perform. Will they be allowed to?

Speaker 1 (35:29):
I was intoxicated. Will they be allowed?

Speaker 3 (35:31):
Well?

Speaker 5 (35:32):
Are they on a hit list for Norwegian jewel?

Speaker 1 (35:35):
They might either like they or not. These two are
not allowed. We play the race card. If that's the case,
we go, oh really, Oh is it because they're half black?

Speaker 4 (35:43):
So the few black people on the cruise can't come back?
That's interesting, let's look into Norway's history.

Speaker 5 (35:51):
I also there was this Asian guy that came up
to me and this was like.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
Let's and let's talk about everybody, everybody's race.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Because we were clocking it. We were definitely always clocking race.
How are you talking about it? Are you white person? Hello?
Shadow of my Asian friend?

Speaker 6 (36:11):
Hello, fellow white We got we also gotta we'll circle back.
Well we got to talk about jeans, but go ahead, Okay,
got it.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
So then this this Asian guy. He it was during
the middle of the TII Games, and that I think
was the drunkest people were.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
Well, then the sun came out. It was a beautiful
it was the nicest day. So everyone's out on the
main deck. We're doing beer bongs, we are doing kegs.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
He was sick.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
And by the way, all of us are thirty five
to forty five. You were just like clinging on to
that part of our youth where we're like, we used
to be so cool and we used to party so hard,
and this is when we're gonna fucking wave that flag
once again. And it felt so good this summer hitting
and this people are pretty sloppy, and this guy comes in.

(37:03):
He just goes, hey, I want to let you know
I came on this cruise by myself. This podcast means
so much to me. I did not know the show.
I started listening to the podcast.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
He didn't know workholics.

Speaker 5 (37:17):
He didn't know work alics.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
And then back and watching work and he goes, I
wish I had friends like you guys, and and I
want to thank you. And this means so much to me.
I don't even party. I don't drink, I don't do
any of this time. I don't even I'm having a blast.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
And yeah, I mean he was sober. He was drunk,
or he was sober. He was sober.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
He was like, I don't drink, I don't party, and
I just want to let you know how much your
podcast means to me. And I'm having a blast on
the cruise because I was like, are you having fun?
Like I I hope you're. I was like, time, I
just did a thirty eight second keg.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Carry out?

Speaker 3 (38:01):
Yeah, get a phone, dude, I tell you what.

Speaker 5 (38:05):
I'm so good at cake stands.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
I'm so good use you. You had to like stop
because you were I just stopped whole cake. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (38:12):
I was just like fucking it was like thirty eight
all right, put me down.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
I guess. Yeah, it's like I've had enough. I've had I.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
Remember I did one in Hawaii when we were doing
house party in Hawaii. The stand up show, and it
went out like it was like a minute twenty and
people were like bored of counting. And then finally I
was like, I'm just put me down, like like it's
just because it's you're just drinking beer, and you can
just keep drinking beer. Like sure, you just keep swallowing

(38:39):
somebody you keep Yeah, you just.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Keep swallowing and swallowing.

Speaker 6 (38:43):
Just keep swallowing and swallowing and swallowing. And it was
I felt like that's when we really got to shine.
Like you were saying, like it was back to the
glory days. We were on the deck. We were all
just chogging bears with the homies.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
It was Hogg. The vibes were in mac Oh and
a shotgun.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
He's so many shotgunning Ativa split his finger open because
he kept just arrested.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Him.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
He's so elite at putting his thumb through the gear. Renegade,
by the way, renegading, that's a cool term, that term
before right. He told me how to do it, and
the first time he showed me, I did it, and
then I was like, oh, I'm going to be able
to do this. It was at our house with the

(39:29):
dinosaurs on the roof Blake and he showed me how.
I was like, oh, like this, and I did it.
And then I was like, I'm going to be able
to do this.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
Absolutely, this is going to be your new thing.

Speaker 5 (39:40):
And then I've never been in Joe Biden's.

Speaker 4 (39:42):
It's everywhere you go, no matter who you meet, Joe
and now you can't do it.

Speaker 5 (39:48):
No, I can't do it. I've tried dozens and dozens
and this is the.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Same as using a key, but he just uses his thumb. Yeah,
it's not a strength thing. It's it's physics.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
It's a you have to it's when the bubble goes,
so you tip the can.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
So this is a coke, so this won't work.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
But you tip a can like this and then it
creates an air pocket and then you're supposed to be
able to.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
And you have to have a little bit of a thumbnail.
That would ruin my life. I gotta have a little
bit of it. Yes, I'm a gnar. Yeah, I'm a
little bit of an r as well. In factually not
or no gnar.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
Uh Soaco were elite level drunk.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Yeah, very fine. Yeah, dude.

Speaker 6 (40:27):
I actually like approached them and was like, hey, guys
can you slow down, and then uh Ativa proceeded to
shotgun in my face.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
I was like, hey, we are in an hour.

Speaker 6 (40:40):
I'm like, just take it easy. From like this was
at ten at night. I said, just let's not have
another beer till one stage.

Speaker 5 (40:49):
Bitch, and then we could start to drink again for work.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
Yes, So I when I did uh karaoke, it started
at twelve thirty, right, So it was it was, you know,
it's not early, and I'm daddy's bedtime. Honestly, dude, I
go to bed at like ten pm. Now I'm like
such an old fucking man.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Uh. And so I was like fuck it.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
And by the time it was like eleven, and I'd
been drinking all day, and I'm like, I have to stop.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
You started drawing back. I have to. I have to.

Speaker 5 (41:20):
I have to bridge the gap where you want to
stop drinking.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
But then if you fully stop, oh you shut down,
then all of a sudden, you get you start to
get tired.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (41:28):
So then I'm like, I'm like drinking a red bull.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
I'm drinking a soda and then I and then I
was like, okay, here's what i want to do.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Just a splash a rum.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
Oh yeah, not a whole drink, not a whole drink,
just enough to just enough.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
To keep daddy going. It felt good.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
It felt good to just be back in those days
when when we were just uh, when we were full
blown alcoholics and we were just living in the workaholics
house and it was expected and it was encouraged and
we never got to grow up.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
How great was that it was?

Speaker 3 (42:05):
It's really yeah, we had to everything we learned in
college we used.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
On the cruise sheep. That's right, that is true.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
It's like every little skill I took adderall, okay, I'm prescribed.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
What was this from the pharmaceo or.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
No no, no, no, no no no, a friend of ours,
so it's not like a random person, a friend of ours.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
I was struggling. I'm like so tired. I'm like, dude,
I could just go to bed. And they were like
and I'm like give And by the way, I tell
you what I went. Did it work? Did it work? Yeah?
What was your guys? What was your guys?

Speaker 4 (42:43):
Like? Did you not that I had like a pattern
that I was trying to stick to, But like after
five beers, I was like, I need like a seltzer
to just kind of hit reset here, get that little
out of my mouth, or then just do like a
jack and coke, or then get one of those like
mixed slush drinks to taste like a like a Panicletta
type thing.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Do you guys have hits sweet dick card? Does it
make your dick card?

Speaker 3 (43:10):
I I soon figured out that like being like what
would you call it, like in the Haven, like kind
of like the artist area. Like I stopped drinking there
because I realized when we would go out like amongst everybody,
we're gonna catch like stray shots and beers like that.

Speaker 5 (43:27):
Oh that's where see that was an elite level move.
I did not do that. I liked drinking in the Haven.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
I like to black it was have a cocktail or too,
and a pot sticker.

Speaker 5 (43:40):
I just I just said no to shot preach yourself
to some beef Wellington. When they pulled out the beef Wellington,
I'm like.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
Like, like, dude, what you really want me to take
a fucking nap right now?

Speaker 1 (43:52):
To hey shout out to Jeans. I said I'd bring
him up again. Jeans. He was like my boy, he
was my guy. He was my he was my my confidant.
I don't know who Jeens. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
You guys didn't know Gene. Maybe Jeans was just like
my personal like homies.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
So on the cruise we were given butlers. Okay, so
you got to use more words, you're personal. Oh was
it a butler or I think I think he was. Yeah,
we had like a person that attended to each of us.
He was amazing.

Speaker 6 (44:20):
So you had Jeans, yes, which I was like, his
name was literally Jeans. I'm like, did you just pick
the most American thing possible and say that's my name?

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (44:31):
Bro?

Speaker 5 (44:31):
Because he was from like the Philippines.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
He was from the Philippines.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
Yes, a lot of those guys are from the Philippines.
By the way, dude, I've never felt like more of
a celebrity. Walking through the bowels of the ship.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
They loved when whoever we had to like walk through
the like underground of the ship to get to it.
You have our kitchen and the kitchen or whatever. Because
in the Philippines, and I think like that whole area
Indonesia love Indonesia. They love Pitch Perfect. Please, It's the

(45:04):
biggest ship to them.

Speaker 5 (45:05):
So I'd walk through and then'd be like uh, where's Amy.

Speaker 6 (45:08):
Where they did not give a fuck about me or
dirty It was when you were coming through, it was
like roll I was red carpet.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
It was fucking crazy.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
I wanted to put a backward suit on and just
strut through like like you're.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Throwing playing on your head. Dude, God damn bro.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
The next cruise, the next cruise, I don't even go
up and mix with the people.

Speaker 5 (45:32):
I'm just in the bottles of the ship, just.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
Making sandwich, doing a script, doing a karaoke competition.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Please don't stop the music. Fuck it man. That crew
it was. It was epic. It was epic, and the
perfect amount of time.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
Yes, yes, four days of at sea, Yes, one day,
Cosmel if you got off the boat.

Speaker 6 (46:02):
Oh yeah, dude, Oh I could have stayed at Cozumel
for three days.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
I fucking love Mexico, dude, Mexico is so Mexico is
the best.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
And also they were there. It was it was the
cartel all the cartel. Ship had just happened where they
had caught the big cartel boss, and so then the
cartel was they killed him, They killed him, they.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Caught him and killed him.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
Then so then the cartel who by the way is
fully militarized.

Speaker 5 (46:29):
They're like have their own army.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
Uh. Then they started like bombing ship and blowing stuff
up and killing people, and my you know, family is
hitting me up, being like, uh, should you leave the ship.
But my sister's boyfriend is a A is a Mexican
man and he, as.

Speaker 4 (46:49):
She said, Adam knows what everyone is, and he categorized I.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
Have to know.

Speaker 5 (46:54):
Well he he was like, he was like, that's on
the other side of the country.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
We don't worry about it. And Cozumel it's in island,
and I'm like, okay.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Oh yeah, that's cool.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
But then we got the Senior Frogs and we broke
down with the cartels super hard.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Dude. They were sick, young dude.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
I didn't even get to hang out with you guys
because my family's there, and you know, they're like, hey,
come have dinner with us.

Speaker 5 (47:13):
I'm like, yeah, I know, but I mean it was fun.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
But then my sister's boyfriend he's like I have he's
like a foodie, and he's like, I know exactly where
to take you for dinner.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
And we're like, senior Frogs sick.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
No. He takes us to an Italian restaurant, which was
actually very good. But an Italian restaurant when you're in
Cosmeo and you're there for an afternoon, you don't want
to go to an Italian restaurant.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
No, the cause of diarrhea.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
And then the Italian restaurant is called Guidos, not okay,
And I'm like, I'm like a fence.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
But the food was good, but I was like, man,
I just wanted to fucking taco on a damn. So,
are you kind of beefing with your sisters the dude
or what? Huh? Yeah, he's dead to him. Uh yeah,
I'm salty. I'm a little salty. Damn.

Speaker 6 (48:04):
Hey, well shout out to him like that was literally
the first time all of us met him, and it
was on the cruise. That's like, that's kind of elite.

Speaker 4 (48:12):
To roll like that and and meet us on the cruise.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
Oh, Eli, Well I understand what I know. Blake's using
very protective, very protective. Well, Blake's using like teenage like terminology.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
And now we explained things.

Speaker 5 (48:29):
But uh, yes, we never grew up.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Like I stated earlier, had he met your family before?

Speaker 5 (48:35):
No, he had not met my parents.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
So that's that's kind of the thing that you mean.

Speaker 5 (48:41):
And also like to go into the chaos that he
said us.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
You said us, Blake, we are his family.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
Yes, you guys family. My son calls you uncle Derrs
and uncle Blake. Sorry, I thought we were work friends forgetting.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
No help, man, we're family, but.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
Not keep saying you keep saying in that for years
that we're just we're friends. We're not family, man, But
it was. It was trial by fire. It was fucking
wild too. And I don't even know. I don't think
my sister on purpose dates people that are not fans

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of mine, because she has in the past, and then
when people find out that I'm her brother and then
they're a fan, it's weird for her, which I totally understand.
And so I think this guy, I think he wasn't
a fan and didn't.

Speaker 5 (49:35):
Really know and then to go on.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
And then he goes onto the ship that had to
have been I mean, just bizarre, just a bizarre world.
Please stop the music, he's like, he kept screaming that,
please stop the music. And then the last night, so
and we have a little artist haven and it's getting
late and we all like I didn't want to go
to bed, it's like one or two. I don't want

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it to yeah, honestly, and like we're I'm still drinking
even though I know that we have to get off
the ship in.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
Like five hours. Oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (50:08):
Thank god for Nick Schwartzon because he was like the
the morning up, He's like, just so you know, they
don't fuck around, like when it's time to go, it's
time to go.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Yeah. He was digging his thumb into my shoulder when
he said that, and I was like.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
Yeah, and Nick is good. Shout out to Nick who
is sober now. I think it's been about a year.
But to go on that cruise that is.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
I'll drink all of us.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
Yeah, she's very booze heavy and stay fully sober.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
That was very impressive. I was like, dude, we.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
Don't need we don't need him falling off the wagon
and it's all of our faults that would really really suck.

Speaker 5 (50:45):
But he he was, he was fucking great.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
But that last night, we're there, And then it was
the saxophonist I think from the goddamn comedy Jam.

Speaker 5 (50:54):
He shout out to Josh Adam Myers.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Yeah, and Peterson who or Pierce and every every pearson
who's from the Goddamn Comedy Jam they rocked It.

Speaker 5 (51:05):
They rocked It and Flashback heart Attack as well.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Both the bands.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
The band, but the saxophone player from that band, who
I don't know his name.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Who was slashed. He doesn't have loved.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
He just came into the Haven area, which is the
artist area, and just started like rocking the saxophone.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
So just to set this, set the scene here, people
are mingling, we're all hanging out, we're kind of all
off the clock now we're done. We're kind of saying
goodbyes and like bank yous and whatever, and someone's got
a bluetooth speaker.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Music's playing.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
We're all hanging out, and the saxophone guy is just
kind of doing saxophone to whatever song is playing.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
It's like glycerine, do let us.

Speaker 6 (51:52):
If you've never heard glycerine with a sax solo, it
actually works. If you're hammered and you've had buzzballs. It
sounds really good.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
And and no one is like yeah, sax man, And
sax Man's not like hey, by the way, really good
to meet you. No, he doesn't speak, he's communicating by
saxophone by sas.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
He's not having any conversation. I never heard his voice.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
He laid in the chair and you'd see him like
kind of doze off, and then he'd like kind of
come back to and just start ripping again him. Yeah,
it was the best, So big shout out to that
guy sax Man. And the amount of buzzballs that we
had on the ship was absurd.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
No one drank, No one drank them.

Speaker 5 (52:36):
It was just Blake.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
Oh yeah, all the buzzballs that were set out in
like the artist area back there, because there were times oh.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
Yeah, okay, I thought you were talking about the ones
we tossed to the fans. I was about to say
they got some takebacks and apologies.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
No, no, no, I'm sure if you catch a buzzball,
you get a you get a buzzball, for sure.

Speaker 6 (52:54):
The I think it was the first night we indulged
in buzzballs, like a few of us in the Haven.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
Yeah, that was like you.

Speaker 5 (53:03):
Who got the druggist.

Speaker 4 (53:05):
This is Blake in the bathroom in the mirror, Blake
and the mirror and jeans, me and jeans.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
Yeah, I bet yeah. No, baby new Chad one, Baby
New Chad one.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
I'm so bad at uh at using a concierge or
a butler anytime I'm ever, you know, if you're stand
a really nice hotel, they give you like a They're like,
this is your personalized butler.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
I'm like, what am I going to use this guy for? Yeah,
it's just like I guess we just take shots together.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
Yeah, yeah, I'm like, I didn't know. Uh my guy,
his name is Parvish. I believe I had two Parvishan
and then Nevine Pervshian Nevine, and I had didn't use
either of them once. I had to walk on my
back and you could just talk to them. You can
just talk to them and go to me.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Yeah, I just broke down. I just broke down with jeans.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
No one laughed at my jokes on the pod and
then he's like, that's okay, You're very funny.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
I'm like, thank you. This is have to take your jo.
You wouldn't you do it? Even kiss me, you asshole.
I would not kiss you, dude us.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
There's a picture of us not kissing that looks like
we're about to, and I like to think that that's
the story. It tells, is that we definitely did kiss
and that you think about it off, you know.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
What you know what I wouldn't you kiss him? Well,
here's here's why.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
I know, because I wasn't feeling good kind of the
whole trip.

Speaker 5 (54:26):
I would have every other day just kissed.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
So it was.

Speaker 5 (54:32):
It was the day we.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Got it in Tampa. I was like, I'm not feeling
that good.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
I should just sleep, so I slept and then and
then I'm also not sleeping very much.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
I'm like, I'm afraid I had made I had a
little cold or something.

Speaker 5 (54:43):
And then I kissed you.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
I kissed you, Blake, because you wanted to kiss you
made him. And then I turned to Durs and then
I was like, I want to get I already got
Blake sick. Do I get Durst sick too? And then
I bailed. I'm still sick.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
Oh yeah, I probably gave you whatever. Nora Vir was saying, well,
I'm a bit adam. I hate to tell you.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
You might have not given me a cold, but you
broke my heart, which is worse.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
That is worse.

Speaker 5 (55:11):
That's today's takebacks.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
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Speaker 1 (55:20):
Blake.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
I am so sorry I said your hair looked crazy today.
It is not like me to be so callous with
my words.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
It's okay, man, but you really hurt my feelings there.
You know, my hair is my pride and joy.

Speaker 4 (55:33):
Guys, guys, guys, let's get into the real reason you're
acting out.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
You're clearly hungry. Now, you're right, You're right. I could
use a snack right now, dearisy.

Speaker 4 (55:43):
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Speaker 3 (56:00):
You're right, unders, these are delicious.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
We gotta have more of these around.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
Hey, Blake, dare we say they're an epic snag? Oh?

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Let's do that, okay, guys.

Speaker 4 (56:13):
This segment is officially called Takebacks, Apologies and epic Snacks.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
Find Simple Mills at your grocery store. Now, where was
my box? I have somewhere? Anything we didn't cover about
the crew? I mean, do we even we cannot or
we can talk about t k oh yeah, tk tk

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absolute weapon on the boat? Sure, sure, weapon of destruction?
What are we talking about? Drake mcphaden, Drake mcphaden.

Speaker 4 (56:48):
So Kyle's on the cruise, And the way it works
with the Wizards is that if we're not there, they're
kind of like, well then why would I even show
up up right? And so it gets it's really touch
and go. They already don't like us. They just respect
us and think that we're like a big deal down here.
Do not tell them, don't. So, so Kyle's friend, Old

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Toby was like, I'm not coming.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
Fuck this shit.

Speaker 5 (57:15):
So we needed someone to wrap Old Toby's part.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
So we invited t K, who knows Sir Drake mcpaden,
who knows Sir Drake mcfaith from the realm.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
So then Sir Drake mcfaden showed it and we invited
him how long ago?

Speaker 1 (57:28):
How long ago?

Speaker 5 (57:29):
Months ago, month?

Speaker 1 (57:31):
Month?

Speaker 6 (57:31):
Well, Isaac, Isaac was giving a lot of pushback. Isaac
was giving a lot of push, and Blake really pushing.
He was like, tk's gonna come. That means Sir Drake mcfaden.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
Will show it. Well, he'll come through the portal and.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
He's gonna nail Old Toby's rap. I'm gonna nail it
without a doubt.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
And the way it works is that if TK gets drunk.

Speaker 4 (57:51):
Sir Drake mcphaden's like, why would I even show up
and do my job. I'm gonna pretend like I'm drunk
because that's kind of the respect I'm doing.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
It's like like E T yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
And then Sir mcfaden, yes, absolutely butchered the wizard wrap.

Speaker 6 (58:06):
And I heard the Wizards had a plan to actually
do three tracks.

Speaker 3 (58:11):
Yes, they were gonna do three So the Wizards were
going to unveil three songs, which would have been legendary.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
But then Sir Baden didn't know.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
I didn't know any of them, any of them, and.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
He the spell knew his ship too. He was raring
to go. Yeah, and he did.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
He was rare, and he did tell he had months
to prepare, months, and he's just sort of used it
as a free vacation for himself.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
Because k was brought on the cruise as talent.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
Yeah he was, because it's contractually, that's just the way
it works with the realm.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
And I can't get into I know it's kind of
ruining our stills, but no, no, no, no, no no that
I don't want to get too inside baseball.

Speaker 6 (58:58):
And as a take back, I will not take back
inviting t K. I thought he was an excellent presence
on the ship.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
He of course, I'm just disappointed in Sir Drake.

Speaker 6 (59:09):
Sir Drake mcphaden kind of dropped the ball, but TK
he brought the thunder.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
He wrestled a lot. He pickleball.

Speaker 6 (59:20):
Right, we won the pickleball championship, So we did. We
did stand by that.

Speaker 5 (59:25):
Yeah what you and you and him won the pickleball championship.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Yeah we stood on. Oh my god, that's that's great.
Thank God, Thank good for you, thank you. You know
what I wish. I wish I would have got out
of the bath. I would have if.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
We did another another cruise. I'm going to do it
a lot differently. I'm going to game plan it a lot.
I felt like I came in a little flat footed,
and I wouldn't. I would have known exactly what to do.
The fact that I didn't have a beer chugging competition
because I am it's science pretty elite. But there has

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to be someone that could you let me get Next.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
Time you are on a cruise, you need something that
you will win. Well, Blake's doing pick a ball. This
is crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
No, I think people like to do beer chuck competitions.

Speaker 6 (01:00:16):
You could have You could have gone to the arm
wrestling competition. You might have put you might have put
up numbers. No, you're not be engaged. You're not being
I'm not good.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
I'm not good my arm. My arms aren't long enough.
It's all about you have to have long.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Because here we go. Gauge would have buried you.

Speaker 5 (01:00:37):
Oh, absolutely, absolutely, because he's got a long arm.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
But it's not. I think Jean's going to beat you.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
Okay, technique, Well fucking Ravine's gonna kick your ass.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
I can't believe no one went overboard, like that's crazy.
Shout out to know. No deaths. Nobody got left in Mexico, to.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
My knowledge, no even hurts, I think, Yeah, real injuries
except for a tubest finger when he yeah, split it open.

Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
And he fell DJing and that himself on the face
or scraped himself.

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
The wheels were all the way off, but they were
all the way on as well.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
It was perfect love the cruise.

Speaker 5 (01:01:16):
Should we do one every two years, every year and
a half.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
Two years, Give me two, give me two, give me too,
me too, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:01:22):
Because I legit, I do still have like the sea legs,
like I still feel like that's crazy, you guys said.

Speaker 4 (01:01:28):
That's my take back. That's my take back is that
I drew dramamine from day one. I didn't do drama
in the first day, and I fucking bombed. We were
bartending and I had to literally go to the security
who wears the closest bathroom, and I barfed and needed
an hour to like reset in that end of my night.

Speaker 6 (01:01:44):
See, I barfed right before the bartending, and it set
me right.

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
I did not barf, But I also did drama. Mean
every drama, I mean the first two days. But I
was so tired, Remember how I was just like, I'm
so fucking tired, and.

Speaker 6 (01:01:59):
You thought you had you were telling us you had
COVID I did.

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
I was like I might bring COVID or something because well,
also like I'm just going through a bout of inzomnia.
So like one day I'll sleep for fifteen hours and
like security was really worried about me. And then the
next night I slept for four and then the next
night I slept for like a regular amount of time,
and then the next night I slept for four.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
So I'm kissed now.

Speaker 5 (01:02:25):
So I was just all all the fuck over the place.

Speaker 4 (01:02:27):
I didn't have the sea legs thing for more than
a day. I think the next day I had it,
and then the day after that I was grounded.

Speaker 6 (01:02:34):
I truly if I sit down and I read, I
feel like I'm still on the boat.

Speaker 5 (01:02:39):
But drama Meine makes you tired.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
So I thought I was like, oh, maybe if I
stopped taking and I do think it helped. I think
I was just so fucking tired because I'm on the
drama Meane. They do have it less drowsy drama meine,
so that's addall.

Speaker 4 (01:02:53):
Yeah, I think there's also probably something if you take
dramamine and drink forty beers in a.

Speaker 3 (01:02:59):
Day, it's not recommended. I think that you get tired.

Speaker 5 (01:03:04):
Yeah, maybe that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
Fucking disaster, my guy. I doubt it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
But that was a legendary trip. Boys, such a blast.
I'm so happy that we get to do this all
these years later and we still get to and the
fans showed up and they showed the fuck out and
everybody had a blast. It makes me feel like the
next cruise all those people were coming back, it's going

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to be even crazier because we all know what we're
getting ourselves into now and I'm so excited there will
be dead.

Speaker 4 (01:03:38):
And I think it comes down to when people were like,
like the other comedians and musicians were like, I can't
believe you guys still have these fans and all that,
and I was like, well, it doesn't hurt that we
still like each other and hang out.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
Yes this right, Yes, yes Kyle's dead, Kyle's but I'm like,
the reason it still works is because like we still it. Yeah,
still homies. I love you guys. I love you guys.
I love you guys. I really do love you guys.

Speaker 4 (01:04:06):
It's great working with you guys is just dude, You're
my favorite work friend.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
You're my favorite work friend.

Speaker 5 (01:04:13):
What do we just drinking each other?

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
Get the thing, get the thing full?

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
The chain, bro, I better have a pizza hut pizza
at my doorstep.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
So I'm gonna be fucking surry.

Speaker 4 (01:04:25):
I think I think that chain right there makes it
anopis Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
Hell freaking yeah, dude, Hell yeah