Ep 294: Butthole-Maxxing & Motrin

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This is important a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what's the most important,
bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
This is important. People have been eating butts like groceries.
You want to know the difference between us. You get
started a treat.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Hey give it to me straight, doc am I butthole Maxine?

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Or what?

Speaker 4 (00:31):
Buckle up?

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Hello, I don't even know what that was the art?

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Okay, did you anybody make this? I didn't.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
That was a live mix for anybody still listening to
the pot and not watching on Netflix.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
You just got an exclusive remix.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
Wow, and you could hire You could hire Blake Anderson
for any backyard function.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
You got it. Yeah, And the way you said that
it makes you makes me feel like you hate Netflix.
Why do you hate Netflix? Blake? The way you said that, Well,
they don't let us play music.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
I wish we could still play music, but I understand
it's just part of the game.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
That is what it is.

Speaker 5 (01:33):
Yeah, you would play music if you weren't such a bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Okay, let's just play it. What are you scared of?
What are you afraid of? They mute it? I just
know they mute it they oh, are you scared of muting?
If you're scared of quiet silence, people wouldn't even understand
what the hell was happy. I live for uncomfortable silences. Okay,
I know you do. I know you can we.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Talk about Adam's new look please, okay?

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Or we just sit in the silence and we look
at him.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
I don't think the listeners want that. Is this silence uncomfortable?
Now for anybody watching on Netflix? You are seeing at
him in all his glory? Very no, I wasn't really
talking about your muscles. The lack of definition is it's
not it's the light. I know it is this Netflix lighting.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Dude, my happy Yeah, you got the hoof? Is that
what they call it? The goat hoof? It's not so
horseshoe horseshoe. I don't really And he's not in the
man sphere? Are you telling me? I just know what hem?
I just know these things people say to me at
the gym. I just know what people say.

Speaker 5 (02:47):
Oh he's at the gym, Mersey is the mano gym?

Speaker 2 (02:54):
I'm gonna come. Actually, do we open that chain the manojen? Oh?
You know what I was thinking? We could the amount
of look maxing conversations that are happening to you. Jim,
what about this though?

Speaker 3 (03:04):
What would rebrand loose butthole to butthole maxing? Oh, doesn't
that seem like because you're making your butthole extremely large.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
You have the floor expound on it. That's it. That's it,
that's it. I don't think that's what. Oh that you mean? Okay,
loose but maxing people consider it a good thing, like
maxing out their potential.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Also, I'm ready to rebrand loose buttholes is something that's
really great.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Okay. I think depending on the person, it could be.
But you know, if you are partaking in anal sex
or someone you hope they're hold their butthole was loose,
but well too tight, too tight, it would hurt that.
I'm not trying to cause any pain, right right, I
don't know, Bro, you got you're the one with the

(03:53):
bucket that you tell me. Brother, you're the one who
looks like a predator right now. It's this big, big brain, sorry,
big beautiful brain. So you're you're saying that some.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
Tream is you want someone with a loose butthole because
you don't want.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
To hurt him yeah, loose butthole he's a lover man.
That's right, that's what That's what you're saying. You want essentially, Yeah,
you don't want to injure them. Yeah, I can already
tell this top five party.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
I mean, I would love to have that person on
here to talk about butthole Max.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
That situation. Well, just the just the like what is
the like you're like, what's the pain threshold? Like? What
is a straight guy who enjoys anal? Sure chegging? Yeah, Waite, Blake.

Speaker 5 (04:46):
Blake, Oh my god, god, Blake, I think I think
we've covered this.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
You want to em I actually was.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
I actually was having a conversation with some friends and yeah,
we were talking about butthole maxic. Yeah, and I heard
I heard that anal organ organize an.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Adam looks like a runaway Grandma.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
We found your grandma when Ernest would dress up like
the grandma, like to like escape people with like the
neck break.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Oh yeah, you know what I mean? Do use there
somewhere else you're supposed to be, ma'am? What I Yeah,
I heard that men can have anal.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
Orgasms like that's that's light work, Like that's easy?

Speaker 4 (05:37):
Goodbye?

Speaker 5 (05:39):
Why oh my God, Yes, this is obviously we've all
learned this in the movie Road Trips.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
This is why gay guys do the you know, this
is why they're they're there are bottoms or else? What
would be the point?

Speaker 5 (05:53):
Boy, we've all didn't we all learn this in Road
Trip when they went to the doctor and she like
shoved fingers up his asshole to do a milking. Yes,
that's my bad, though, aren't you just milking with a dicky?

Speaker 2 (06:07):
I don't know. I assume you just your dicks like
it's a dunk root. You're just dunk the milk.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
I thought men and women both had the ability to
orgasm anally. I think women can, but I think dudes are.
It's much more right there because of the.

Speaker 5 (06:27):
This is so seventh grade sex education classes.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Because dudes have the what is prostas?

Speaker 2 (06:35):
We know that. We know that, you know, I don't
have to pretend and be like yeah, if they put
two fingers and they just go like this, apparently we
know that. You know, I don't bring that. You brought
it up. That's podcast.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
It's like work, dude. As you said, I'm just saying, listen,
you're talking about you. We're talking about state milking. Okay,
and that's the orgasm you're talking about bottoms having.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
That's what doesn't have a prostate.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Sure, that's true to you. And this was one of
the signature in silence. You want an iron silence, I
gotta get cricket. I gotta get cricket.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Okay, Todd hit us with a WICKI wiki give it
to us. This is massage of the prostate glen via
the raptum or the premium, and the premium is your tank. Correct.
This article needs additional citations for verification. Okay, okay, sure,

(07:51):
uh yeah, hey, thanks for that.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
Oh, here we go.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
No, you got to open it. The prostate takes part
in the sexual response cycle and is essential for the
production of semen. I knew that. I knew that. Okay,
So yeah, if you tickle it, yeah yeah, I'm going
to stay. It's light work. As Blake said, light work.
Where are we going with this, Blake? What was your
original argument? Well, what do you would say we were?

(08:15):
He was saying, uh what, butthole, Maxine, is that what
you were saying?

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Yes, I think we can I think we can really
meet the moment and we can embrace what we've set
up in the past because it was the fifteen year
anniversary of Workaholics coming out the other day.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
I like that no one tells us and a lot
of shows like do a thing for it. How did
you even know the cast back together, Kyle? No one?
No one tweeted it or put it in his story.
You think Isaac would give us a heads up.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Or honestly, I think it was that sh it's important
that they they really keep up on their ship.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah, that sh it's important Instagram. They thank God for
that they're running. They really they really keep us up
to date. They tell me when it's my kids birthdays.
Oh yeah, Oh super helpful. Okay, oh there, I was like,
did you get those eggs on the way home? And
I'm like, god, damn, I got to turn back around. Okay.
So he was saying loose butthole is like, yeah, is

(09:12):
his butthole max Maybe we rebranded and then, but I
think butthole loose butthole we said was a bad thing
and looks maxing for these idiots who do it consider
it a good thing. Butthole maxing would be tightening, retracting would.

Speaker 5 (09:28):
Be even though Adam says it could lead an injury
which led Blake to the conversation, which is I think
what I was trying to circle.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Back to, which was that's right, circling that men can.

Speaker 5 (09:38):
Have an orgasm through their butthole, and we just it's
a prostate massage, right. I remember hearing about a reach
around and for a very long time being like, yeah, yeah,
reach around and not really even understanding what a reach
around was.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
That is just I still don't know, and so right,
yes you do. That's a self explaina to him. Do
you but if you.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
Think about it now, right now, in the moment, do
you think you know what a reach around is.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
I think that's when I'm going to reach around when
I'm getting pegged my girls yanking on me while like,
well it's happening, she.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Has to reach around. That's a reach around. Yeah, well, yeah,
I didn't know it was about getting pegged. No, no, when
you're getting BF.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Yeah, we know which, But this is also in a
fantasy world. I'm not ever doing that.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
I'm not. I'm not.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
I'm just making it true to what it would be
in my life.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
But I don't don't care, Blake that that's your life.
We don't care. Then that's perfectly fun. But I never
I guess I never put that together. I just thought,
like quick, it's like almost like a sneak attack, like
a girl sneaks up on.

Speaker 5 (10:53):
You and can it can be that's but I think
it comes from the phrasing of like, hey, if you're
gonna suck, I mean, they asked you. The least you
could do is give me a reach around. There's something
like saying about.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Like classic that classic phrase.

Speaker 5 (11:06):
Does no one know what I'm talking about the same.
It didn't even bother to give me a reach around.
It's like when you're getting screwed over, but.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
It's like all in the snow. He's right, it's like
old like eighties, nineties. This is exactly this is.

Speaker 5 (11:21):
This is this is what Ted Sarandos told me yesterday
about the deal we made with him, and goes, wow,
you guys really bent me over.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
It didn't eve give me a reach around. I go,
that's right, baby, didn't give me those Netflix bucks? Yeah, no,
Ted's works. See I understand why DRS thinks this now
is because he grew up with older brothers when it
was watched eighties, who watched a lot of eighties movies,

(11:49):
And I feel like they said ship like that in
eighties movies a lot. But yeah, yeah, but uh okay,
so this is they didn't say that in Man. When
you guys are full metal Jacket, I beg, you're the
kind of guy that would fuck a person in the
ass and not even the goddamn common courtesy to give
him a.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
Reach around getting radical.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
I'll be watching you true Full Metal Jacket, which came
out Jack what seventy eight, seventy nine. That's a Kubrick
Field school, right, that's a Kubrick film.

Speaker 5 (12:23):
Is I don't even think it's the seventies. I think
it's eighties, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Is that a Kubrick film in eighty seven? My god,
damn good years. So I was six when I saw
that Man, and you remember it to this day. That brother,
that movie's unhinged. I want to watch that fucked I
mean I rewatched that.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
The coolest pivot ever was the way that the like
colonel or general or whatever was the dude from saving Silverman.

Speaker 5 (12:52):
That was fine, it's just a working actor. Oh but
he you thought he just had to hang up the
spurs after that, I guess more. No, I saw Saving
Silverman first. I saw a full metal jacket second.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
So I'm like, it's a it's a powerful performance, but
I like it better when he's sitting in the front
yard and wiping his ass with the mail.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Yeah, that was met last. I gotta see saving silvermen again.
That silverman is goaded. I mean, is that a double
Is that a double feature that we should put up
at a video to run that one right back, right back? Yes, yes, sir,
I think that's well. I will say. The reason that
I'm wearing the glasses and and less so the hat
and the hat on is I've been having the worst

(13:36):
migraine for the last two days. What's it's it's been thishous?
Did you stop drinking? The reason I said, hey, wait, wait, wait,
a few minutes before we started, I ran on stairs
stairs and took some motriden motred up. Is this a
AD work? You have to say it's an AB. If

(13:57):
it's an AD, it's not an AD. This seems a
weird AD. So what is the Why would that be
an I don't know.

Speaker 5 (14:03):
I feel like and then you're gonna put on a
hat and glasses and you're gonna say you ran downstairs
so it seems real and into a bit and then
say the word Motren.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Undercover actet do another ads. I listened to our podcast
last week and I was like, Jesus, Jesus Christ, what
my heart makes us do so many goddamn mads. You
don't realize how many there are until you actually listen
to the podcast. I understand the flak that we get,
the uproar, and so.

Speaker 5 (14:37):
To move on from me explaining that maybe you just
did a motrinad.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Well, if you're going to slip an ad in and
have it not feel ccumbers, you might want to do
something along time.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
I I love that URST thinks that this is what
Motrin paid.

Speaker 5 (14:57):
Well, I guess I'm just like, why are you telling
us you went down? Why are you stopping everything to go?

Speaker 2 (15:02):
And I guess I should tell you I'm wearing the
sat and glasses because I had that out and I
went downstairs to get them money.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
Tap TikTok was just why are you in disguise?

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Why are you in other guys? It's a hard day, okay,
and there's nothing to gets you through those days like
Motrin I was.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
It was that's what you take you're wearing it is
now you're wearing three things you don't ever wear it,
and then you're looping.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
It back to motrin. I wear sunglasses, dude, not during
the pod, Dude, I just have. I just I was
just saying, in case, in case I seem a little
off this podcast, it's because I have a horrible migraine.
And the only thing that's for me that solves migraine.
If I don't get one of these fucking dollars more
dollars extra straight, Isaac's fucking gone little yellow different. I

(15:58):
like that, brother, like And by the way, if you're listening,
if you work in advertising and you're listening, you're welcome.
This is how you do it. This is how you
do it. We can fit them in. We can fit
them in very naturally. Don't send us your bullshit. Okay,
here we go. I just need a little a vising

(16:19):
Look at my eyes. What about does this look like
a guy who's who's ready to be fully podcasts right now?

Speaker 6 (16:25):
No?

Speaker 2 (16:26):
I need the kicking. Yeah, wear these sunglasses, and you
know what, it's time to wear these Garrett light sunglasses.
The only thing that my eye.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
And this hand, this root of a loom, fucking wife
beater that we don't call them that we what do
we call them a kid?

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Men's tank tops? I think, uh, peg beaters? What you
don't you know what you actually inspired me, Blake? What
you inspired me for? What?

Speaker 7 (16:57):
You?

Speaker 2 (16:59):
I remember we uh we wore these tank tops for
the Vegas Show when we came out and then we
rapped them all yeah, sexy lie. And then you gave
me a really nice compliment and you said, wow, you
I never see you in a wife beater. You said,
white beater. I've never seen you in a wife beater

(17:21):
and I go, oh yeah, and then you go you
don't look that bad. And I was like, oh wow, thanks,
and that actually built my confidence up. And I was like,
I came home and I bought a pack of I
call them men's tank tops, white tank tops, and uh,
it built my confidence up. Unlike was it Seattle where

(17:43):
you called me a fat little piggy oink oink and
said you're like, oh yeah, you are gaining a lot
of weight, you fat piggy. I told you, you.

Speaker 6 (17:51):
Know, this, dude, is the scorecard on this is etched
and Stone hangs onto it.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
He hangs onto it. How does that a liquid death like?
And I'm like it treamous like an elephants and the
only thing that's bringing me back from this horrible migraine
is motrin and I swallow it with a nice, ice
cool gulp of liquid death. They're back.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
How often are you getting these migraines? Are they frequent?
Or is this once in a blue moon?

Speaker 2 (18:23):
It's a it's a blue moon. I haven't got one
in months, okay, well over six months. And what brings
them on? You don't know it brings them? Mind, I
don't know. I do not know. I've been having an
A O K week.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
Sometimes I have like a a pain that's like right
behind my eye, like if I pressure on it, it
really hurts. Is that a migraine that seems like a
it's either a.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Your brain.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
I do need to get into the doc. I gotta
get looked at. I gotta get air.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Yeah, what's we talked about this? When's the last time
you're at the doctor? It's been a minute, man, And
I told myself I was gonna do it on my birthday.
And could you ask him to look Max your asshole?
They butthole Max me, Well, you're over forty. He might
need to look Smax your asshole. Hey, give it to
me straight, doc, is am I butthole? Maxine? Or what

(19:21):
I like? How am I looking back there? Looks Max?
Your asshole does roll off the tongue a little better.
It isn't bad. It isn't bad.

Speaker 4 (19:29):
It's science.

Speaker 5 (19:37):
And by the way, with these youngsters eating butthole, they're
gonna want to looks Max the asshole.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
Now are we still in that or are they still
claiming that. I know for a while it was.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Eating it's probably worse now. I think it was millennials
that were eating assholes. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
I think Kevin Gates the rappers started it with like
eating butt like groceries, and like everybody kind of kind
of kind of rallied behind well, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
If people wanted to hashtag me too that he got
it from somewhere people were out eating butts like groceries,
and then he was like, oh shit, let me write
that down right right.

Speaker 5 (20:10):
And that's that's often what you hear. These rappers are
just telling the stories of their upbringing in the streets.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Yeah, there's like, quick, where's a pen? I have to
write that down? That's gold. They're just they're just rapping
about what they see, right, So they're I'm making stuff up.
It's what they see in the streets.

Speaker 5 (20:26):
I remember, and it's been it's obviously it's a tale
as old as time. But I do remember a friend
in college who was like, uh, that girl I've been
going out with a couple of times, she like, licks
my asshole beza pizza and I was like what, I'm twenty.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
I'm like why, ew what why? He's like, I don't know,
but well, basically a gen zer. So that's it. Oh, yeah,
it's been happening. It's been happening. People have been eating
butts like groceries well before Kevin Gate.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Right, well, I mean now that I know that, it
goes off and it's what did I say?

Speaker 2 (21:08):
It's light work? It's like this is it? Does it work?
It feels like it has work. Yes, I don't think.
I don't think the eating of the asshole will give
you an orgasm, because don't you have to go indoors?

(21:30):
This is Adam. You have all the answers a minute ago,
and you're grilling me. I love how he's like, you're saying,
you know, Adam, just saying, what do you tilt your
glasses down a gamal? Don't till your glasses down at me.
I'm just saying, no, wouldn't you need to? Well, how

(21:50):
are you supposed to rub the the maile? What's the
male clitterist? We just talking the pro about prost, the
prostate prost. You have to rub the prostate. But you
can't do that from just the outside of the asshole.
That's insane. Clue. I have no clue. By the way,
you guys know, it goes this.

Speaker 5 (22:08):
It goes first day, it goes second day, and then
if you're lucky, it goes prostate.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Okay, wait a minute, if you're you earned those dreamers. Wait,
what was that? No, dudey are you guys not up
on nastasy dreams? It's called Artemis, you fucking dumb ass.

Speaker 8 (22:37):
Yeah, it's adreamreaman tremus. I'm gonna name my next child
the tremus, like a treatmus.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
This is straight parmesan here, bro, are you serious?

Speaker 3 (22:52):
It's not a treemist. It's Artemis. That is a dumb
ass name. I've been watching the news.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
The last armis is like apollos grandma or something. Tomis
is a legitimate word, are miss is a fire ass name.
Tremas does sounds is a thing that you made up
when you're playing dungeons and Dragons with your basement friends. Yes,
that's you guys like my My warrior's name is a

(23:20):
tree miss, and it's a fake things. Look, okay, what
is artist is when you go, hey, watch me throw
this rock against that god or some ship. What is it?
What is it? It's something to do with Apollo, right,
it's because Apollo was the one that went to the
moon before.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
By the way, it's not pronounced apolo. It's pronounced a polo.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Okay, so please correct yourself before you correct me about
a treatments. Well, this is just the crew. We're literally
want to know what Artemis means? Here're talking. It's not
a tree miss, dude.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
This whole time, I've been walking around my house screaming
a tremus.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
I hope, so, I hope, So I want to see
those fucking ring bit please. Well, your your girl is
not in the country, right, she's like, okay, okay, Artemis
is the Greek goddess of hunting and wild animals. Trem is,

(24:20):
I love, dude. That is actually really upsetting to me.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
There's so many words that float around in my head
that i'd only say aloud on the pot and it
really wend.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
It's not even how it's spelled. It's not a pronunciation thing.

Speaker 5 (24:36):
It's just what you hope and wish it was.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
I don't like it well, and I know written because
it's you're obviously watching the news in order to see
obviously obviously did I say that's fine? Obviously you're watching
the news and you see it written.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
Yes, so well it's at the corner of my eye.
I never actually watched the news. I just have it
on so I see the headlines.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
You haven't. Yeah, it's okay, it's fuck. I haven't have
the newswan and it's it's a trade, miss brother. This
reminds me of the Do you remember when I, oh
my god, I'm saw not earlier? Are you belvedere? Oh?
Now I know why you have the fucking migrate. No,
the Migraine has been happened two days. This happened earlier,

(25:31):
midst Migraine. It was a fucking double whammy double When
I said Bukke, yes of course, and uh, and you guys,
this is a similar situation. I said Buquke instead of
buk hockey, and you guys didn't let me hear the
end of it for about eleven years and uh and
then now, well this is a much less funnier version

(25:53):
than that. But the fact that you said a tree
miss and you've been screaming it in your house. Kids
they think it's a treatments they're gonna go to. This
is important.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Hey, y'all give a fuck about Artemis, but my kids
will be on a treatment and they will go even further.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Now, why now here? You want to know the difference
between this. You want to know the difference between us.
You get started a treatment, You could start a treatment.
Scream out, I don't give a fuck. You see who
did this? Boy? So pissed? Why should we care about Artemis? What?
What is happening?

Speaker 3 (26:36):
I've not been I don't know. I've only watched it
out the corner of my eye. It's it's squashed in
between talks of annihilate.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
By the way, Blake, you've brought it up, squaw, I
know it up because they keep shoehorning.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
I mean, this is a little old news. Now we'll
see where we're at when this thing is.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
I hope it doesn't blow up, God forbid something. That's
why you walk I'm not even talking about that. I'm saying,
their shad.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
They're squashing this a tremus story in between like the
war stuff, and it's like, bro, why do we keep
cutting to the damn space dudes? Because nobody likes what's
happening out here. So they're like, let's we gotta hope
for something.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
We gotta hope for something, We gotta this is a unit,
a unifying moment, I feel. I I just haven't been
checking in because every time I look at the news,
it's the craziest thing. When Trunk was it was like
Easter Sunday and he's like, uh, they called him the
King of Kings. You know a lot of people call
me the king and that, and I'm like, what are

(27:35):
we doing? And then he's given another speech that was
just unhinged and crazy, and there was like a nine
foot bunny in a bunny costume, just damn we have,
like world are we in? Artemis comes up and they're
like and then we're going space hugs, Space Hug. I

(27:55):
literally thought, I literally thought we'd been doing that every
weekend for the past four years, and they're like, this
is the first time it's been done since we went
to the Moon in nineteen whatever, sixty. I think they
went a bunch of times in the sixties and then
they haven't gone because it's like they fuck it, okay, yeah,

(28:17):
and then they just said fuck it. Now they're going.
It's expensive. It is weird that you, you know, everyone
everyone was doing that ship. No, it's not going to
the moon. He just flies over like.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
Into the like our atmosphere or like just leaves it
and loops around.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Right, But like it is kind of wild, Like I
think we've been to the moon. I'll just say that.

Speaker 9 (28:40):
But okay, okay, but yeah, so dumb hold Maxine the
like lack of advancements or at least advancements that they've.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Told us that we have. Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 5 (28:56):
I'm like, did we go okay? Like how are we talking?
Like the same ships? Damn it all looks the same.
They're like, this one's got another seat, so now we've
got four astronauts.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
I'm like, but I are we are we can we
space max? Please? No?

Speaker 3 (29:15):
A tremas did something different? What there's a reason a
tremas is getting some play. I think it looped around like.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Twice, and what is that real? And then what is that?

Speaker 3 (29:25):
I think it looped around twice and it got really
cool photos because it was shot on an iPhone, So
it's fucking extra.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Clear, almost too clear, bro, almost too clear. It looks fake.
You see the pores of those space aliens.

Speaker 5 (29:39):
But I'm just saying, how are we not landing kicking it?
Like what I'm just asking they landed before?

Speaker 2 (29:49):
How are we not?

Speaker 5 (29:49):
How are we not very easily land happy dad on
the moon?

Speaker 2 (29:56):
I feel I got to get a good fear on
the fu. You're right, I think if it was so,
it should be a club. We should have a club
up there. By Now we went how many times in
the sixties, I feel we should have flown nor however
many times. That's why I said six times Todd says
six times a Baker's death six times. And so now

(30:19):
in twenty twenty six, you got this. You can't fucking
go up there. You build an actual and a kick
its own. I feel like, why is not some trillionaire
just going out, hey, you know what, we're building the
ultimate club or dude, the exactly.

Speaker 5 (30:36):
Even if even by the way, if I work at Disney,
I go all hands on deck. We're paying for a Disneyland.
The moon to be there first. And by the way,
it just has to be a room I want it.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Does, and you can send someone there every five years
and it's still going to be worth it, because someone's
gonna be like I went to Disney Moon. Like Disney
when when the.

Speaker 5 (31:06):
Lakers, when the championship goes to the fucking Disney Moon.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
Motherfucking Pluto on the Moon. Oh that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
Bro, Yes, I feel like we're in We're in the
picture room now, Holy Pluto on the Moon.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
The fact that the fact that there's not wild advancements
in like the mechanical aspect of like how we get
around human how we get humans around on the Moon
isn't like wildly different makes me go, did this dude
just actually did that back then in the sixties.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
I do this.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
I will say, like we should definitely be doing some
sort of like the a halftime show from the Moon,
Like there should be some kind of performance.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
We don't have to go there but the moon and
move Bruno Mars Pluto on the movie. Come on. It
turns out I just need to have some motron to
squash my migraine in order for me to collect.

Speaker 5 (32:15):
Who man, I mean do you guys think I'm crazy?

Speaker 2 (32:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (32:21):
No, I mean I mean about this, okay, I mean
about this specifically.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
I hear you, Okay, I hear you. It gives it
gives one pause, but it's giving giving one being smart,
it's giving smart.

Speaker 5 (32:34):
I don't know, man, I just I'm like, if you
hold up a cyber truck, which I would say, is
the like craziest looking car of now, next next to
a fucking sixty six Chevy or whatever, don't you go
that's a car?

Speaker 2 (32:49):
Don't you go? Wow? Car?

Speaker 3 (32:50):
Right?

Speaker 5 (32:50):
Like this seems like it's probably radically more advanced, and
maybe it's not that more advanced, as I say.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
It, like it is nothing nothing go, But do you
guys ever need more? No? You guys? Do you guys? Dude?
It hurts, It hurts my nuts to laugh. Do you
guys like the look of a cyber truck? I here's

(33:19):
what I said before I'll say it again.

Speaker 5 (33:21):
I would never buy one, but I think renting one
for like a weekend somewhere would be fun to be like,
all right, sure, for comedy purposes, not even comedy, were
not even comedy, just to be like, what's this truck
all about? I think it looks fine, but I don't
want it to be it becomes your personality. It becomes
your personality is the problem.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
I think they're pretty freaking lame looking.

Speaker 5 (33:45):
It's like wearing a hat off to the side in
your fifties.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
Yeah, well, I feel like Kevin Federline did that in
that he did it in his twenties.

Speaker 5 (33:55):
I'm saying, if you're like a fifty even forty year
old man who rocks her hat off to the side
a little bit, it's like you're pretending to fit in
at like some weird high school party.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
So what if what if you were to wear a
bucket hat over your headphonks, Then it looks like you're
in discuss what if?

Speaker 5 (34:14):
No, So all that's to say is that if you're
a twenty five year old in a cyber truck, no
love is lost. I get it. Great, you don't even
you don't even know any better. So you're saying it's
a young man's game.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
Yes, you you have bad taste if you are a
twenty year old and you just don't even know any better. Yeah, No, No,
that's a good look. I feel like I would have
known better. It's not a good look, I've actually I
have friends, close friends that when I found out that
they believe you were on the list to buy a
cyber truck. Not even had a cyber truck, yet we're

(34:46):
on a list to get one. Right when they first
came out and I first seen them, I lost a
lot of respect for you, almost left a manisphere and
in fact i'm less I'm less good friends with this person.
Yeah call it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
I think when I saw the initial you can say, Kyle,
the initial pictures, the initial I thought it looked thought
it looked cool. It looked like it was straight from RoboCop,
which I'm a fan of the look of like RoboCop.

Speaker 5 (35:13):
Maybe more total recall, but yeah, like the RoboCop.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Who's the bad guy in RoboCop?

Speaker 5 (35:19):
Oh yeah, yeah, No, you're talking about the what's it
called nine thousand?

Speaker 2 (35:22):
No? No, no, But like the car they had, Oh wait, no,
I don't even know that one.

Speaker 5 (35:26):
There's like an ad for a car that the dude
gets and then they blow it up and he goes, oh, man,
come out anyway, that guy's a fucking legend. Black dude
pulls who pulls his dick out in front of the
cop and then she looks and he punches her out
offul balcony.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Dream. Dude, this is RoboCop or this is what this is,
robo ubble Cop. I guess should rewatch RoboCop. I remember
watching that one way too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, like viciously,
like I was six or seven or something like when
just watched Uh what was the full metal jacket? That's right, good, good,

(36:04):
that's funny. That's funny. Thank you, I'm listenings funny. What's
it called when you fuck up at callback? Is that?
Is that a crawlback? Okay, okay, yes, but that is
when they basically a little faster on those points.

Speaker 6 (36:20):
Okay, when they shoot up RoboCop as a cop the
beginning before like when he dies basically and they like
shoot his hand off, and.

Speaker 5 (36:31):
Yes, but like when they just start blowing him away
and blood is going everywhere and the squibs in that
movie are out of hand.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
That was ultra violence, a time of ultra violence. Like
that's what was hip, which was kind of fucking cool.
That was like the same with like Trump.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Came over man. Yeah, yes, we were harkening, Yes, we were,
we were we were trying to harken. We were trying
to harken.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
Because it was so like ludicrous that it would be
that gory, and that it makes it kind of funny,
kind of makes it kind.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Of you know what. And I know that the director
who also did Total Recall and then he later did
What's the fucking One with the Bugs? Starship Troopers, which
was very much those movies are more satire, and RoboCop
was a satire. But yeah, I don't the violence kept
it a little too kept it really, which I like

(37:23):
better I do. I don't think I've ever seen Revoke
my Man Card from the Manisphere, but I don't think
I've ever seen Starship Trooper.

Speaker 5 (37:34):
Can I tell you something, It's very much not a
Manosphere movie, not at all at all.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
It is. Actually it's like a base I would argue
it's a nerd core what are they called a stalwart?
What like?

Speaker 3 (37:48):
It's like a somebody, It's like a I probably pronounce
a difference like a go to.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
Is there another way you probably got? I wish I
was at a spelling being and I'm like, can you
can you say the word wrong? Can you mispronounce the word?
Can you mispronounce it's the word in Latin and that's
how you word broken English. Yeah, stall, loyal, reliable, hard working.

Speaker 5 (38:14):
Yeah okay, but then not that I don't think that
was the work staple.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
It's just definitely a staple. But I sort of knew it.
The way you were explaining it made perfect, which is
why we hang out with each other sall. I mean, yo,
you see I have club last night, had all those
star Wars thought it was like a go to, was
like a classic, was like a a staple. Yeah, we
will be wrong, but like, yes, Starship Troopers I think

(38:41):
is like comic com No, I think they've got it wrong. No,
where did Todd? Where'd you get this from? Here we
go Webster because a Starship Troopers is very like tongue
in cheek and it's like it's a very fun, fun movie.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
Wasn't what it is making? You say it's like so
nerd war because it's not. It feels like a video game?

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Say less, what are you doing?

Speaker 4 (39:06):
That's right?

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Hey, light work, you got it? You figured it? What? Yes, exactly,
it's but it's not RoboCop.

Speaker 5 (39:13):
Robo Cop is like hardcore total recall has a girl
with three titties.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
That was awesome. Arguably that's where the Ven. That's where
the ven diagram comes together.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
Okay, saying, what doesn't Starship Trooper have titties in it?

Speaker 2 (39:28):
Am I tripping? Can somebody go on mister skins dot com?
I don't like you guys?

Speaker 4 (39:32):
Tell me?

Speaker 2 (39:33):
What is the name Heather? Heather? Is it Heather? What's no?

Speaker 7 (39:36):
No?

Speaker 2 (39:36):
No? What's the woman's name?

Speaker 5 (39:37):
Who was like Charlie Sheen's ex wife, who was like
a Bond girl? Who was she was like, I'm a
scientist in one of the Bond movies.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Denise Richards Denise with crazy.

Speaker 5 (39:51):
Yeah, she's in the Dogs Shout Out to Wild Things,
the movie Wild.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Things Shout Out to You haven't seen that? That's a
fun satur to see it when you're when you're a teen,
when you're in whatever, the seventh grade. It's better to
watch tonight. I think I might have to watch it.
Just better to go back. I think I have to go.

Speaker 5 (40:18):
But yes, Rubblecop violence, too early, too young, too early?

Speaker 2 (40:22):
What's another movie like that? Super violent? Isaac just wrote
a pretty fun message. She goes they have a shower
scene where all the characters mean and women shower together.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
Punk rock getting radical, so whatever.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
That means in control of my career. We love it
when Isaac is in church.

Speaker 5 (40:38):
I don't know if they have a scene where the
women shower together. I know they're in a pool together.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Oh, I'm not doubting Isaac on this, Yeah, I'm not.
He doesn't chime in that often. I believe if he
said it, he meant it.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
I don't know, getting radical.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
You're saying, what's another ultra violent movie that's not like
a B movie, like one that's taken serious lea. Yeah,
like I remember saying, like Toxic Avenger anything.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
Like that, but that was hilarious. Yeah, you're right. I
remember watching National Born Killers and coming home and tell
my parents, like, I just saw a movie I don't
think I should have seen. I've actually never seen that movie.
I've never seen that. I remember that one was on
like HBO as a kid, and I was downstairs and
I was watching HBO when I wasn't supposed to because
sometimes they would show tits, you know. And I remember

(41:26):
being very young and watching Natural Born Killers and being
truly frightened, thinking like I watched a real snuff film
or something. So this is what I'm saying, the fact
that you remember.

Speaker 5 (41:37):
It is that's that's but that's a young mind too.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
You remember these things that fucking scarred? Yeah, pre weed?
What you remember things that scar you? Yeah? Yeah, that's
why it's a scar Yeah right, what.

Speaker 5 (41:53):
Bro, don't I feel like I remember? Don't come in
Predator to being like a little fucking wild. Also, nah,
Predator true is chill?

Speaker 2 (42:07):
I think? Oh yes, oh sorry, Predator one, Predator two.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
Yes, because they're like hanging upside down by like their
ankles and have like their guts spilling out.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
That's the super bloody. I don't know if I've seen that.
I haven't seen the newest Predator, but that Prey movie
was pretty fucking radical. The new one is better.

Speaker 5 (42:25):
I was just telling these dudes that Easter they got
to watch The bad Lands is a bad one.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Like in a good Michael Jaxon bad. Michael Jaxon bad,
not Michael Jackson bad.

Speaker 5 (42:35):
Michael Jackson the song bad, not Michael Jackson allegedly what he.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Did bad with Michael Jackson allegedly allegedly, dude, sorry we missed,
we missed Easter. It was a bummer. They throw a
little banger with a lot of kids getting a lot
of He's just a little little candy egg and it's
really fun. And we did it two years in a row.

(43:00):
It's all good. It was we went eight hours. Oh
my good. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (43:04):
I had maybe I think ten of these little to
topach Can ranch waters, the kind of drink you can
have ten of on Easter and make sure your kids
are all right.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
That's fine.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
I purposely didn't bring a Biggie buzzball this year because
I remember last time I left it, Duors kind of
cashed it out. That's when he gets buzzy with it.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
But maybe we bring it back next year. So that's
why you didn't bring one because I had too much.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
Well, I was just like it was like a tradition,
but like I felt like not everybody was vibing it.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
Yeah, that's true. Uh, my feet is so fucked up.
We're taking my kid to disney World next week. Yeah, okay,
so your feed, your feed, so my feet. So it's
this girl sitting in her car alone. Hang on, let
me make sure my kids are get out of here.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
I'm a dude.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
And the caption says, how I prepare for a day
at disney World or Disneyland or something, and it was
she was smoking. She was smoking weed, was smoking, drinking, uh,
drinking a ice coffee and then drinking a buzzball. Oh yeah, there,

(44:16):
I'm like this, this is a cross section of all
of my interests in one in one video. There you go.
He's he's obviously going to Disney World, he's addicted to caffeine,
he loves smoking weed. And then Blake has in her
deduced buzz balls into his life and he fully fucked
up my feet giving her very specific content. Sorry not sorry,

(44:41):
I mean that's that's a weird woman to be doing
that alone, going to Disney World, right, yeah? Will you
do it for the Graham though? Will you do that
for a real for us? Bud? Yeah? Do it? You
make one of my first reels for me? If anything,
I'd be popping a motrind. Yeah, that's true. That's true.

(45:01):
Ashta God, that's intense. I'm also yeah, that's crazy. That's
a that's a cause of.

Speaker 4 (45:11):
The cause of diarrhea.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
You don't even need that. It's such a buzz to
be there Disney Moon. He just Lovesney. It's that's not
a crawlback right there. That's a true callback.

Speaker 5 (45:23):
Are you guys Disney? Like I'm not gonna say Disney people,
but like, do you like it?

Speaker 2 (45:30):
I don't dislike it. I like how much my son
loves Mickey Mouse. Uh in a way he really connects
to Mickey Mouse's clubhouse and he just loses his ship
for him. And so we're taking we're taking him to
Disney World. It's going to be Land. No World, you're
going to Florida. We're going to Orlando.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
I don't know. I don't know. You're so close to Tampa,
you mind, that's true, it's definitely not close to her Land.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
We're back. I uh in the ambassador for Children's Miracle Networks.
So they're doing like this huge conference in Orlando, and
while we were there, they gave us like a guide
to go through Disney World. Oh so you went no, no, no, no,
they're giving us. I got it, they're giving us, got it.

(46:19):
We go next week. I'm sure next time we do
a podcast, I'll have a lot of fun story. I
can't wait. I can't But no, I'm excited. I'm excited
to see him goofy because we went. We took him
once to Disneyland and it was chaos. He does not
understand the concept of a line. He's two years old,
you know, so like you wait in line and he

(46:41):
sees the thing he wants to do and he's like, no, hay,
no waiting in the lines. In Florida, there's there's no
waiting in lines with the guide, so.

Speaker 5 (46:49):
Hey son, there's no concept of a line anymore. It's
supposed to be totally just spoiled shit.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
I mean, I guess I went there as a kid,
but it's I don't recall it. Really.

Speaker 5 (46:59):
It's enormous, like Disneyland's big. I think disney World is
like four times the size.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
I think it's like, I think it's way bigger than
four times. Yeah, I think it's like five. I think
it's like a million. It's like four and a half
or five. Yeah, you're right, maybe maybe closer to four.
But yeah, I think it's butthole max. Yeah, it's definitely
at least it's definitely four. I thought it was like
twelve times or something.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
But to look that up for us, I've never been.
I've only it's always seemed superior. For some reason, Florida
has all their parks seem like our parks on crack.
And when I say our, I mean California.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
There's just more Walt Disney and Florida's approximately fifty times
tis fifty times larger.

Speaker 5 (47:42):
Woa wait, so here's where I here's where I got four.
I got four from in the description. Here there's the
number four.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Sure, sure you lose. So that's insane. What the hell
are they doing with fifty? What are you that? Vad?
What the hell is that? What are you taking up
space with? Is there just way more uros things? Space
mountain space mountain? No, it ain't that big. It ain't
that big.

Speaker 5 (48:10):
It's you can fit fifty one Disneyland resorts. Yeah, but
I'm talking about Disneyland. I was about Disneyland and Adventure whatever.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
Wait okay, and then then you're right, four theme.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
Parks to water park. Wait, what do you mean four
theme parks like California Land.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Yeah, there's epcop. There's there's Epcot there, I mean, god,
you said. And then there's Disney I think like the
there's Animal Kingdom and there's so there's a zooke Sar,
there's like Pixar Land or something or Hollywood Studios, which
is which is all of Pixar stuff, which we're gonna

(48:48):
take both. We're only going to do two and we're
doing Magic Kingdom and Hollywood Studios because he loves Pixars
Ship so much, so we gotta do it. Okay, wow, man,
can I come. I don't think they uh, I don't
think they sell booze and anything other than Epcot in that.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
Yeah, that's like, that's like California Land. That's why California.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
I think. I know what you need to do. Might
have to pound a buzzball in my car road right quick, yes, sir,
coffee buzzball and a little an by the way.

Speaker 5 (49:22):
Here's only the plot twist when you get there and
your guide is the person from Instagram who did the
fucking combo.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
That would be the best buscuse scenarios.

Speaker 5 (49:31):
This is what I do before I hit this during bary.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
Have you guys? Also? I think because I'm going to
Disney World that knows it showed me. It's I think
it happened a long time ago. But a guy was
proposing to his fiance or was proposed to his girlfriend,
and the Magic Kingdom is in the background, the castle
and ship, and he goes to he cracks the box
open and a cast member call the people that work

(50:01):
at Disneyland. Of course it's dead sprinting across the stage,
grabs the box and runs off to the side, and
it's like, nope, please see your way, hot, No, right
this way, and then stopped the moment. Why And I
guess it was real. It wasn't like a what are
they called rage baits or whatever. I guess it was

(50:21):
like a real ran like those fake fights on fake airplanes.
Oh dude, the amount of fake airplane content that I have.
I'm like, you're like, I need I need a motrin. Wait,
but so what's the story as far as the guy
being like, uh.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
Uh, My guess is that it's they You can't let
them do it because everybody would get.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
In because everyone would do it. But then they they
said it was a the stage was roped off because
there was pyrotechnics for later. But I'm like, if there
was pyrotechnics, they're going to do more than just like
a little rope. It's Disneyland, for godsakes. But also and
then and and they said and then they said, uh,

(51:05):
they walked it back and they were like, we apologize
how our cast member handled it. He shouldn't have handled
it that way because it was crazy. They were like,
right at the point that she was going to say
yes and this guy snatches it.

Speaker 5 (51:18):
No, No, I feel like that would make people, you
know how like they stopped like making cakes for gay
people at one place, and then people just started calling
being like I.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Need seven cockcakes and.

Speaker 5 (51:32):
Then people like what read like now I feel like
people are gonna go do their proposals there on purpose
with just like can Cooper spike backpacks on and be
like the fuck off me?

Speaker 3 (51:42):
I don't know if I was that guy, I would
see that as a sign from the Lord that like
maybe Disney himself came came came down to, yeah, like
maybe I shouldn't be asking this lady her hand in marriage.
Maybe that was I gotta wait until Disney Moon opens.

Speaker 5 (51:59):
Okay, now I'm getting my fucking ship together here. It's
all fake. This was a whole this was a whole promotion. No,
they just want No, they they create these things, just
like the fucking moon landing.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
No, this is this is because what's the story? No, man,
don't dude, don't go down to don't do that. Next
next you're gonna tell me they don't release all those
cats at night to eat all the mice. For sure
that you guys.

Speaker 5 (52:28):
You've heard that right where they released two hundred thousand
cats at night to eat all the mice.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Excuse me, you didn't know about that. So watch. I
want you guys to watch this video that Todd just
uploaded or not uploaded. Put in the link. I don't
like it, the Disney Disneyland Paris and watch how insane?
Can you just read it to me? I gotta watch it.
You just watch.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
It's a idiot five seconds song. If I lose my feet,
just check.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
Me straight to chatter. It takes me straight to chatter base. Yeah,
I know. Why am I watching the Stepdaughter? It took
me straight to exit files. Yeah, I don't just watch
the video. You already could have been done watching the video. No,
I'm watching it. I'm watching it. I'm watching where is it?

(53:17):
I'm watching it? So I gotta scroll down just in
the Disneyland link right there.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
Oh oh, and oh my god. Oh and there was
a crowd. There was a crowd.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
Well there's always a crowd. I mean, like they were
they were all surrounding the moment.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
And then dude just kind of skirt and then he
said he didn't even say anything, He just like gave
him the you're get off your steps, You're done.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
Wow, I was pretty used. I'm chaotic. But give that
man a raise because he he will ride or die
for disney right. I like that? Yeah? I like that. Yeah,
that's a good employee. I feel like every employee for Disneyland.
You have to love it your blood, just like casually
working at Disneyland. And can we get the guy proposing?

Speaker 5 (54:02):
Also like one of those T shirt deals where it's
like the ones that.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
Are made for guys, you know, where it fits you
a little better, where the ones that like are extra
long that you could like tuck down into your underwear
or whatever. Bro has better titties than his girl.

Speaker 7 (54:17):
Okay, come on, come one, whoa dude, he got bigger
ears and uh man, that's that's for me.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
No, sir, I didn't like that. He does have big
ass titties there. Yeah, okay, he does. Hot, hot hot.
I stand with this guy. I don't like the cut
of your jib. Yeah, damn it. I don't understand why
Blake's going so hard on this guy.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
Well, if you see this bro like the white I see,
I'm the Freeze frame is insane. I've seen it's making
me want to get the freeze frame is insane.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
This is making you want a butthole max.

Speaker 5 (54:58):
This guy's rack, this guy's rack is no one, no
one is actually to make a.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
Boos. Hold on, let me read, let me get back here.
A train has got some titties. If anybody could get.

Speaker 5 (55:15):
A couple of freeze frames, why are you even going back?

Speaker 2 (55:20):
What is the frame? What is the frame? To be
frozen a Disney Disneyland? But I ain't talking frozen.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
If y'all want to elsa this dude, I would love
to see these titties.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
Oh my god, your boobs are huge. Oh man, Well
after after Florida, go to Paris, go to Paris, because
evidently it really goes down in Paris. So yeah, that's
gonna be a big that's a big week for us.
Next week. I'm rooting for you guys. Man. I hope
it all goes swimming. It's gonna be great. Yeah, it's

(55:55):
gonna be a black cross country trip for like three
days to uh my kid is going to miss his
nap to power through ten hours at Disney World. Well,
nothing could go wrong, could go wrong?

Speaker 5 (56:10):
Listen, listen, you just throw to throw a nap in
you'll have a stroller, right, yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
I literally zero zero possible way he will fall asleep.

Speaker 5 (56:20):
I promise you. He'll be so fucking out of his
mind by lunchtime. If you find some shade and you
throw a little towel over or a blanket or whatever,
he'll knock out for ninety minutes where you could just
slug a.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
Fucking buzzball buzzball coffee and maybe a blunt. I don't
know that would be that nice. He'll be able to
hit a nap. He'll be able to Yeah, we'll see,
we'll see. You do have three children? Is to fuck? Yeah?
He able to do something like that. I gave him

(56:55):
his first uh time out today? Good he was wildly
now it shook his food, smashed it on the ground.
Uh no, daddy, No, no, just being violent. And I go,
guess what, well, boy, you get a time out? You
want to time out? And he's like yeah. He was
like stealthed for it. He was like yeah, and then

(57:16):
he didn't know what a timeout was. Today. He sat
his ass on the step. Dude. It worked like a charm.
I'm like, oh my god, was he crying? Was he
crying in the timeout? It was it was like like
a Native American tear, like one coming down, you know. Uh.
And then he was like chin up with his soldier.

(57:39):
Sold soldier and both of his fists were like, uh,
what is that cartoon where it just shows his fists? Arthur?
Arthur is just his fist like he wanted to hit you.
You better watched out. He's going to get it back
in blood. And then afterwards I came to him and
was like, look, buddy, you were sorry I did that.
And you know Daddy, I love Daddy, still loves you.

(58:03):
I want you to know this isn't a thing that
we do. Are you okay? He said he was okay,
And then I said, can I get it? Do you
know not to throw your food? He says yes, Can
I get a hug? And then we hugged it out
and then and then I don't know if he's throwing
any more food because I've been ignoring him the rest
of it. Yeah, I've been dodging him. Yeah, wait till
you go to sleep, man, he just start firing on you.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
Wakes you up cool UFC like downward, like the punch
with the heel of your face.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
Not sleep in the same bed. He has a crib.
I'm not he'll slip. They can slither though there's slytherin.
I'm not co sleeping. I'm not sleeping. Good call, brother,
I try.

Speaker 5 (58:42):
I remember trying to do a time out with with
one of my kids and he just looked at me.
He goes, there's no such thing as.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
Time Damn, your kid is doctor Manhattan. I bet I
know which kid. I bet I shipped my pants in
front of him, and now there's time to clean that up.
Now everything's backwards, Blake, you can give yourself some points
for that. But okay, any take backs, any apologies, any
epic slams today, Oh gosh.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
I mean, part of me feels like I shouldn't take
it back, But the fact that I truly did think.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
It was a treatments. I really thought it was a treatments.
I haven't been to. I haven't been.

Speaker 3 (59:22):
I've been kind of sort of watching the news, and
every time they cut to a Treemis is when I
sort of turned tune out because that seemed like the
lesser of the stories. But I should have tuned in
a little more. I'm sorry to the Artemis crew that's
circling around the moon. They've probably I hope they've landed
by now.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Ye shout out to you. I would like to apologize
to our editors for for how far Blake is sitting
in the frame. They told us to sit in the
middle of the frame as as much as possible. It
makes it easier for the editors on Netflix and play.

(01:00:02):
For whatever reason, I'm feeling very entire the entire podcast
from right here, I feeling really relaxed today. He's hitting angles,
He's hitting the mangles. But you're right, I'll piggyback that
to apologies. I wish I had like a big review.
I wish I like took this off and I had

(01:00:22):
like shaved the middle of my head or I was
completely bald or something, but I got the hairpag. Yeah.
I know we don't do I know we don't like
offer take backs to anyone.

Speaker 5 (01:00:32):
But if Donald, if you're listening, if you want to
do some take backs about your fucking.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
Tweets, uh, reach out to I'm gonna reach out to Anna.
He said he was gonna like bomb Civilization away to end.
It sounds like he's just tweeting like Slayer lyrics.

Speaker 5 (01:00:53):
You know when you watch I guess his old videos
of Hitler shoutings do a lot of gar I'm like,
is this just the twenty twenty six version of old
shouty Hitler videos where it's just like but it's like
very possible, it's just tweets.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
It's insane. But as of today would be very like
we got an out, like I think the deadlines now.

Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
No, as of today we got a too. We got
a two week buffer. He gave him a two week buffer.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
Oh what a bitch, Yeah, you gotta. I thought we
were civilization Tuesday Tako to dude, My god, how fun?

Speaker 10 (01:01:27):
Well, you know he's come on People's podcast for how
fun would it be if he if he comes on
the podcast and he's like, uh, I would like to
do some takebacks, I would, and we would have a
hell of a time.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
He would do some takebacks. But then at the very end,
you know, fucking Donald. You know, Donnie's gonna be like
sech it's actually an epic slam. Then he just has
the nuke button. Boo, we get we could get him
a drink. I think I think he would be like,
these guys are pretty fun. Wow you think we're the guys? Yeah,
he'd be like, oh, he's never drank in his life.
Think we're the I don't buy it. They say he

(01:02:01):
doesn't drink it, doesn't do drugs. He's doing something. You
gotta be he's doing something. Well here his brother famously
died from alcohol like or like like was an alcoholic. Oh,
that's right, so like I can see how he might
have not done booze, but like prescription drugs or like
whatever in the eighties, he's swallowing pills out. He's tutor.

(01:02:29):
So anyway, invitation out there for if you want to
drop some take back anything else your boys did we
do take We took take out. I think we did it.
I think that was a really fun app and it
really thank God for the motraate it took. It really
knocked his migraine right, budhole Max. It really knocked it

(01:02:50):
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