Ep 295: It's The 420 Episode

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
the show where we talk about what's obviously.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Most critically crucially important today on This Is Important.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Yo, I'm like y'all, I'm like y'all, I'm roll days.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Bruh oh. So life's a bit and then you die.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
Dude, imagine fricking hitting the doggies dollars. You're playing fucking
flappy bird.

Speaker 5 (00:30):
Let's go.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yeah, I'm your free.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
I got a fucking huge ZiT. Dude, this is the
sting right here, freaking see you get it? It does
not want to go away.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Has anyone ever popped uh? Has anyone ever popped his it?
On Netflix? Are we doing this?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
I don't want to do it. I don't want to
do it. I don't like popping z it's. My wife
has can convinced me that popping zits only makes it worse.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
I think she's right.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
And you should see his wife's face. She's just covered
in agony.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Beats a pizza. No, she's not. My wife is beautiful.
Beats a pizza. Zero's it's never never had. You're lucky, Hey,
you're lucky.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
What's her theory?

Speaker 1 (01:19):
It could just scar and like it. It takes longer
to go away, which I think she is right.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
I think she's right.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yes, my mom scarred me. My mom scarred me as
a youth. I have scars in my temples from popping zits.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Penny Divine, she popped them. Your mom popped your z
My mom would pop the ones on my back.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Yeah, when I was like thirteen or whatever, and she
was like, let me get it, let me get it,
and I'm like, and she dug in and scarden me.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
I've heard of moms popping backs, but I've never heard
of mom's popping face.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
And I think that is the number one thing moms
are required to do, is pop your son's bagne.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
That is crazy.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
I would get zits on my back from the swimming pool.
I would get from the chlorine, and there would be
there are a couple of girls on the swim team
shout out, who would uh when you're just sitting there
between events, you're waiting, they'd be like.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Wow, young love dude.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
I that's something that's something I don't understand even.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
A little bit.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Girls fascination with popping zits. No, sir, I don't like it,
and nor would I ever want to do it. To
someone else.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
I wouldn't want someone to like puss on me or
whatever the.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Hell that I think. I told you guys, my brothers
would pop zits into the mirror on purpose, okay, as
like a territory thing. They'd be like very gross, wow,
and they'd be like, you see that ship and I'd
be like, I'm ten, what is I don't know what's happening?

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Get here, bitch.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
How much younger are you than uh? It's Eric is
the oldest or always the oldest.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Is the old oldest, six years younger than him, four
years younger than Eric. So yeah, they're just in another
another man spear. I didn't even know them. Have you
guys met them? I don't know them. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Was on the cruise and he killed it though was on.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
The cruise only was a fucking MVP of the cruise karaoke.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
It was sick.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
He tried in in Beautiful Holmes, Chicago house tradition. He
tried to do a Robin s song called love, but
he ended up getting the Robin like from Sweden show
Me Love.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
Song, which also but fuck Robin for having that song, Like,
you can't have that song and be Robin.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
I don't know any of the words.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Last week we already covered my umbrages. But you know,
Robin who did like dancing on my own fucking early
like mid like what was that twenty two thousand and
oh nine.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
This is gonna be a well you can't play it
on Netflix.

Speaker 5 (03:56):
This is gonna be a fuck Netflix moment because we
gotta find them.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Dare we gotta find this Robin? So, how dare you
not our favorite corporate overlord? Is it r O B
y N?

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yeah? That's Robin, show me love?

Speaker 2 (04:08):
There's why are you dressed in a Native American blanket?

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Out of respect? Yeah? Good?

Speaker 2 (04:13):
No, Robin? Robin is ob whyn is this?

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Sucker for love?

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Now? This is good podcasting, right, this is really good
podcast Okay.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
This is like how Tomkas used to just let silences
hang hold on, hold on, let's see what he's not
on the air anymore.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Tomkas is my neighbor than Jack walk as a watchin
you walk Away? What is this? I don't know what
that is?

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Oh, that's not it.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
So what's the biggest Robins song? Robin?

Speaker 3 (04:45):
The Swedish one Dancing on my own, Dancing on my own,
that's like the one that ended the girls post.

Speaker 5 (04:51):
Okay, okay, here we go here we are not in
the manosphere, Okay, here we go, here we go.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Okay this no no, no mo.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
This is Adam's electrical song for sure.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Okay okay, Oh dude, yeah, this is me on the
fucking bike and I'm and I'm sorry for anybody, but
this is that was for our iHeart listeners because you
got a little taste of.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
So just to get into this real quick, real quick. Yes,
Robin before that album had like a almost hit wonder
way earlier called show Me Love, but show Me Love
was already a song by a woman named Robin s
from the.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Ninth Way, Bigger way, bigger.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
It's way better and what are you gonna do? And
that's what he was trying to do, MVP of the cruise. Holy,
what a king, Adam? Are you smoking something.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Old Adam? Yeah, dude, it is. It is for twenty one? Hello,
and uh I just I was sparkedling.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Oh dude, I just want to twenty one of my
favorite holidays.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Really, I think I stopped celebrating it when I was
like twenty years old.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
But smoke, it is a great It's a fun day
to just smoke a doube right.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
You didn't celebrate it into your twenties.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
I think I probably did. I probably did. I don't.
I was never I really like smoking weed.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
I would say I love it. I have a ton
of weed. But I I never called myself a true stoner.
I feel like some people that yeah yeah, oh yeah,
oh yeah yeah yeah people yeah, some people it's their
entire identity, and I just was like, I don't want
it to be my whole identity, So I never went
fully stoner.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Was kind of like a derogatory.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
No no, no no.

Speaker 5 (06:34):
I think like Whiz Whiz Khalipa, they're taking it really
coined and yeah, like Juicy Jay Stone.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
So they're like leaning in.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Yeah ston Yeah, but smoking smoking weed rocks A big
shout out to weeds.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Smoking rocks different.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
This is the way, thank god that California has legalized it.
It's very cool. Yeah. Where do you do?

Speaker 5 (06:54):
You have a shop? Do you are you a shopper?
Got you go into the store. You're still buying it
from like your neighbor. What's going on here?

Speaker 3 (07:00):
You know?

Speaker 1 (07:00):
I would I hate to be this person, but I
get so much free weed, you know, I I don't like,
I don't like that. I have to admit that, but
I'm given so much free weed, specifically Wavy. You know what,
I think that's Nathan, you know our yeah, our boy

(07:22):
Nathan from the band Waves. He started his own weed
company called Wavy and it's fucking great.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Two v's, two v's in there.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Legalized comedy and straat weed. And he just backed the
truck up on me. So did he. How's it smoking? Great? Yeah? Nice, dude, Yeah,
that's freaking cool.

Speaker 5 (07:42):
Are you uh? Do you feel like you smoke like
when the family goes to bed, Is that like Dad's
time to get stoned?

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Are you like a ride of vibes in.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Case there's an emergency in the middle of that kind
of movie?

Speaker 5 (07:54):
Yeah, yeah, kind of just.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Uh No, I I smoke, uh Like if I have
to read a script or something and I just want
to zero in on the script and just sort of
lock in on it, I'll smoke a little something and
then just starting I can't get enough.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
You're holley, my bad. I think it's for me.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
I get hyper focused on a thing if I'm stuck.
I feel other people are different. It's also an appetite
suppressant for me.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
I don't get hungry like other people. You don't get
the munchies. I don't, oh dude, I don't.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
And and then I get like pretty locked in, laser
focused on whatever I'm doing.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
So Adam, can we see this week? And then he
holds up just Matt. He's like, yeah, I just get hyper.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Locked this white dust on it, and yeah, I yeah.
Just well, if you have this bag of white dust
and you mix it in with the green stuff, then
you're hyper laser focused, super locked.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Shout out Nathann of.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Weeds, who's smoking now? Das yeah, bag.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
But four twenty was such a fun fun thing in
high school because I was a little bit of a
high school stoner to walk around and then all the
other little stoners are like, hey, happy holidays, the old days,
and then the teachers all kind of know, they're like.

Speaker 5 (09:25):
They're high too, that it should be a day day
where everybody like you have to it's it's it's mandatory.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Everybody has to be stoned that day.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Don't you talk to your boyn.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
I would love to, man, I want Gavin is he
is he your boy? Yo?

Speaker 3 (09:42):
I'm like y'all, I'm like y'all, I'm roll days.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Bro.

Speaker 5 (09:44):
You know what I I You know, I never I
never had big opinions on Gavin, but I heard him interviewed.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
The other day.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
Anything really Yeah, No, I stay pretty neutral and everything.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
That's great for comedies, cooler, that's good.

Speaker 5 (09:59):
Yeah. Well it's about nuanced, Adam, and you always have
to take huge, you know, stances. Nuance comedy is very hilarious.
But I heard Gavin being interviewed about his new book,
and I thought he was very charming, very good.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
But he is a politician, of course, of course he's charming.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yeah, I think I told you guys, and met him
at the super Bowl and he's just fucking great at
work in a room, yeah, you know, I was talking
with Tiffany. I was hanging out with Tiffany Hattish and
so he I think recognized her, came over. I said,
good to see you again. He doesn't even remember meeting me.

(10:38):
I had met him one other time, like a year ago,
and he's like, I.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Wish she called you out on that, and was like,
where'd you see me at the polls base?

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yeah, you didn't see He goes good to meet and
I go see you again at the same time, and
then he quickly pivoted.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
To see you again, and I was like, oh you're good,
Oh you're good. He flipped the dousel rousl don wrote
the check, didn't you On meeting him?

Speaker 1 (11:01):
He's wildly charming, as most politicians are when you meet them.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Yes, he always gave me skeazy vibes. Okay, Like for
the hair.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Slick back hair. What does he doing with the slickback hair?

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Get rid of the slickback I bet you.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Would be so crazy to me. I know you would be.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Much more successful because it is weird.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Just look at your slick back hair, and they're like,
I can't trust this guy. He's gonna sell me a
shitty car. He looks like he belongs in Gotham City.
He looks like a batman villain.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
A batman villain or a batman like crooked politician.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Yeah, crooked politician? Yeah? Yes, yeah, which is a villain?
What you don't you're saying?

Speaker 5 (11:38):
No, no, not a part of the rogues gallon, not
like a traditional.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Yeah he's he's not the fucking joker.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
No, no, no, well he could be if he fell
into some like toxic waste.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Well he'd be two faced, right, isn't two face like
a politician turned film.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
He was Harvey Dent. Of course Dent. Of course he's
very Harvey. I don't know, he's very Harvey Dent.

Speaker 5 (11:58):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
There was this guy at the gym the other day
that uh, he came over and he was, you know,
it's a very much a Newport Beach like with his
with his giant white his white teeth.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
And I'm sure he works for some hedge fund or
something and he's got these giants, but.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
He's absolutely jacked.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
And he's wearing like a a slinky slinky slinky, gonna
say a slinky as a necklace.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
I'm like, this guy's fucking cool, right.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
I created this link so.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
You can see a lot of his body. He had
maybe six Batman tattoos on his body.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Oh I like that, dude. He was covered in back
and I like that ripped. This is rip Okay.

Speaker 5 (12:45):
If you had to have a theme to your like,
you have to no, no, no where.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
You have to pick it. You have to get a theme.

Speaker 5 (12:55):
You're getting fully tatted, but your body must have it
can be horror, like a lot of people go or
they do a lot of people go Batman.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
What theme would you pick.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Apparently it was so weird that this man he was
talking about his family. He was perfectly nice, saying, like
his family like loves pit, perfect or whatever. And he
just saw Mike and Dave on Netflix, and.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
I would get Mike Dave.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
You would go.

Speaker 5 (13:19):
Full back tatt Here's Sam Richardson right here.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
That sick.

Speaker 5 (13:24):
Yeah, we got Adam, Yeah, thank you, thank you, Mike
and Dave on my butt cheeks.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
You get Aubrey and Anna on your shoulder blades, going.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Yeah, I could be sick. Who else? Sugar Land sugar
Land Beard. That's right, she's in there. I see.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
To me, I think that's incredibly dorky to get to
go with a full thing.

Speaker 5 (13:49):
Dude, No, you gotta pick should To me, tattoos are
like I'm going to give you one.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
I'm not a tattoo guy.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
I got one, and it was it was a bad choice,
you know, Okay, But my thought process then and still
to this day, it holds it should.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Be a moment in your life that means something to you.

Speaker 5 (14:10):
Okay. Yeah, so like that's why it doesn't need to
be That's why that's why I got Mike and Dave.
It was a huge moment in my life. I was
so pumped for you. Yeah, your body looked great, thank you,
And I'm like, I want my guy to look at
me and remember this moment.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
Yeah all right, but so like but so then you're
into like Hodgepodgy because if it's moments in life, obviously
that is you like not you you, but like one's life, right.

Speaker 6 (14:39):
Sure, yeah that you look back and you're like, oh
yeah that time in Thailand when I got this cool
thing that reminds me of this, this crazy adventure I
went on.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
Or what of that lady boy?

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Of that lady boy, I'm like, what else is it?
We could go to Thailand and not I mean, I
don't know. I was thinking of a place that is
far away that you would go on an adventure. By
the way, I'm Taiwanese people. Why that in this second
I mentioned Thailand? Durs is thinking of fucking lady boys too.

Speaker 5 (15:09):
Well, I'm gonna I'm gonna be the one who likes
really big swings in comedy.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
And that is first.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
And I'm gonna take this a little bit further offended
right now, Blake.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
It's called take it a.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Swing, and Adam, I'm gonna take this little Further, I'm
offended for everybody who's taie that you just called Taiwanese.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Is that not what they're called?

Speaker 3 (15:30):
No, Taiwan and Thailand are two different places, and you
just called people from Thailand Taiwan. See.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
I didn't know that. Oh my god, I didn't know that.
I thought they were the same.

Speaker 5 (15:42):
Adam, Come on, that's a need to tie your tongue,
young man.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Yes, I'm not great with geography. It means nothing.

Speaker 5 (15:52):
That's not even geography. That's an acknowledgment of a culture.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
That's okay, yes, And and they're in their geographical local
and how to pronounce their names. Okay, so all right,
fair enough, okay, I'm not backing down. I'm not backing down.

Speaker 7 (16:07):
I'm just like Blake's question, Adam, I respect your idea
of like moments in time, but if you had to
have a theme, mm hmm, if you had to have
a theme, if you have to, what is the theme?

Speaker 5 (16:20):
I'm thinking I got a really good one. I don't
know if this would be mine, but it would be
sick to have an entire.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
Well tell us yours, please, Well is your question?

Speaker 2 (16:30):
That's your question? And then he says Mike and Davis.

Speaker 5 (16:33):
I mean I could go, dude, I could go two ways.
I could go two ways. I could really lean into
the Bay area of it. I could like see myself
having like Ricky Henderson macdre like getting Will Forte who
was born in Oakland and Loafayete.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
They call the Bash Brothers the Bash Brothers.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Yeah, Tom Hanks, you get jose Canseko, you get his
daughter on there as well.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
That's kind of creezy. Yes, it's sexy.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
Maybe have a little mosaic about like the Black Panthers,
which could be really good cool.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Get jose Canzeco's twin brother on there, oh, of course.

Speaker 5 (17:03):
And then like on my forearms it says Golden State,
like warrior.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
That could be pretty fucking cool. I guess I don't know.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
If cool say Golden State or Golden State war No,
it says Golden State on one arm, and it says.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
And then it says warrior. On his heart it says
Golden State Warriors. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. So when
I do get your role on you can read it.
It's okay cool.

Speaker 5 (17:30):
Then I probably get like Mount Diablo like on my
heart or something and say, like you know.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
Uh and it's it's not Diablo. We pronounce it Diablo
out here, and why do you mispronounce it? That's just
how we do it in the bay.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
So someone mispronounced it in the Bay, and then you
guys decided to keep doing that.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
I mean, we say Rodeo drive, we say Rodeo drive
in La.

Speaker 5 (17:52):
These things happen, yes, okay, And I'll be like, I'm
on demon time because I was born on Devil Mountain
or something. I'm sick and like a script sick bro,
it'd be something really sick.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
What's cool about us saying this?

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Because if no matter and when I explained mine, when
Durs explains his, I wouldn't be friends with you guys
if you had all those tattoos and whatever Durs's decision is,
whatever tattoos he gets, I just wouldn't. Not that I'm
not friends with people with tattoos, but I just know
that if you're covered in tatate warriors and you're just

(18:32):
your head to toe, I'm just I would have had
some point been like, it's not click.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
I know where you're coming from. But one of my
best friends from childhood got fully sleep fully backed and
fully chested out.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
And Are they all the same theme?

Speaker 3 (18:50):
Are they the style? They're all the same style?

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Yeah, it's tight. The style is a I mean, you
get it. So it doesn't want kaj pashi. But like,
if you want one artist, one artist to do, like.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
One is a portrait of his wife. One's a portrait
of his grandfather that a friendly guy's name across. Then
on the back, he's got like the fucking like screaming
eagle on the forearm, and he's got like eagles on
his back, so they kind of are the same.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
A lot of eagles, yeah, a lot of eagle based.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
Or he's got an eagle or his shoulders.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
That's time, dude, Okay, that's time.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
From last week.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
It's something and.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
We're still friends. But I know what you mean as
far as like that's a lot of tattoos. I can't
even look at you because I'm busy inspecting your body.

Speaker 5 (19:39):
Yeah, you can find a lot of little hidden secret
was and it's not even tattoos.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
As I turned into like Sebastian maniscalcil. I don't know
whether to talk to you or read you, read you
silence sustained reading from elementary school.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
I like to endurrestate it better.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
Silence sustained reading is a throwback.

Speaker 5 (20:00):
SSR shout out perfect, SSR shout out.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Okay, so I'm going full bay Deestrian.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
You're going Bay Area.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Yeah. I think that's an easy call.

Speaker 5 (20:09):
I was gonna say nWo like old school WCW, but
I think.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
And see family I think is a good I would
just get my Anne Hazel, who would let me play
with her like arm fat when she would she she
had really droopy arms right here, and she let me
pull it, pull it down and squish it against my
eyes as a young child. Ye, so like that would
be a fun just on my entire chest. I feel

(20:35):
like that would really fly. Okay, you wouldn't want so
like a family thing could be cool, but I just
knowing myself, I would just want to do like probably comedians.

Speaker 5 (20:46):
Oh okay, okay, so now we're asking ninety action action hero.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Okay, wait, maybe you're doing a ninety Adam.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
Think about this. You don't want to these action heroes
on you your body. You've got like Steven Sigal on
your rib cage. What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (21:05):
You don't really want dude, I don't want to get
any of these tattoos.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
I'm like, but if you have to, you don't want
Dolph Lundgren on your thigh.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
I would have made poor decisions, Adam, didn't get.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
Didn't you a chance to make the best decision.

Speaker 5 (21:19):
I think the comedian one is a good route for you.
I could see that that's better. I can see that
you've got like Farley. Now just name five, name five comedians.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
So you got you.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Get Chris Rock, you get Jim Carrey.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
Are we getting locations with these?

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (21:35):
Where are you putting Chris Rock on your neck? Chris
Rock on your just see?

Speaker 1 (21:40):
The thing is is, I don't want Wow, dude, I
don't even want to.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Get these tattoos. They're not it's not gonna age well.

Speaker 8 (21:48):
Oh Adam, Adam at Real Nuance, Adam, Real Nuance Comedy,
The Nuance rist Man take us.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
I feel like I would get it would be a
full back piece and maybe a collage of all of
them holding microphones doing like Jim Carrey aceventra Ooh uh,
you know Chris Farley is going to be up.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
In the mix. Absolutely, Chris Farley. Tat would go so hard?
Oh yeah, just full like Mark Foley, Mike fully Mike,
I love you guys. Mike fully, I think it's Mike
fell through the table amazing.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Who I mean?

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Who else?

Speaker 1 (22:33):
I probably it depends on what age I got this tattoo.
I might have gotten Sam Kennison.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
No, you're missing one. You're missing one. He works with
your buddy Kyle Well Sandler. Sandler.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Yeah, but I don't want to go hotpodge.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Basically the cast of SNL in like nineteen ninety two
to ninety five.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
I like that, Yeah, like that.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
What do you think about this, Adam?

Speaker 2 (22:54):
I'm just getting Nora done on my throat, like, dude,
I gotta do it.

Speaker 3 (22:59):
Man.

Speaker 5 (23:00):
I'm a real completionist, a sick nor a dun tat
right here, I'm a.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
Completionist, and I don't want to leave anybody out, all right,
No one's left out, No one's left out. And a
gas tire the whole back piece that's.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Not a sprawled out on my lower back, this right
over my ass, over the.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Humps, Terry on your forum for taking some real christ
Christan would be. I make him dance like this. Is
he separate? And is he in two pieces? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (23:31):
No no no no, Chris Catanarry, And then I make
him dance like Petunia and Pete and Pete.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
You should have them Spartan cheerleading.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
Oh you're right, that would well, didn't Chris Catan and
Scherio Terry do something?

Speaker 3 (23:46):
I don't think. I just picture him, you see Rry.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
See I'm not a big enough fan to get all
these tattoos.

Speaker 5 (23:54):
Yeah, well you swinging, you swung, you missed, but whatever.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
Yeah, Adam, what about this on the back like of
your of your of your calves, you have like corn
husks and then where like the calve? Definition is that's
like the corn going up the back of your calve?

(24:20):
Corn husk?

Speaker 2 (24:20):
You love?

Speaker 1 (24:22):
I know, I know people from high school, multiple people
that that have it. Looks like the skins flapped open
the husk and underneath it's just the corn husk. So
you're made of corn. And uh, you know I love that.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
I didn't.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
I didn't love it when I saw it. I sort
of laughed hysterically when I saw it. But you know,
that's that's the thing. You make, these poor decisions.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Is there?

Speaker 3 (24:54):
What about that on your dick? Go ahead, Blake?

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Is there symbolism too? Corn is like corn?

Speaker 3 (24:59):
Like?

Speaker 2 (24:59):
How is it like resilient?

Speaker 3 (25:01):
Like Midwest?

Speaker 2 (25:03):
It's just being Midwestern like corn.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
There isn't like there's no symbolism to it.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
It's just like we're salt of the earth, corn fed.
A lot of corn is here America?

Speaker 3 (25:18):
What do you what do you want it to be? What?
What could the bit be? What could the like double mean?

Speaker 5 (25:22):
Like I'm thinking if there was some like Native people
and like corn, like maybe symbolized something like.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
The monkeys we're talking about the Native America.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
No, no, no, no no no, We're just made of corn.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
We're made of corn.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
I just eat a lot of corn, canned corn.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
So that's I think I would know what Omaha means.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Yeah, come on, comedians, Well, the Bay area also has
a lot more stuff too, Like you could get empty hammer,
Like if I did like an Omaha, Nebraska, there'd be
like three things I could possibly get. It's it, that's
not a really you're not bring your body in these tattoos, right?
It would be Larry the cable guy. You I get

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a tattoo of myself on my body.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
That's that's kind of cool.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
That's kind of cool. Yeah, that full Steve O style. Yeah,
see okay.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
What is her name? Uh? Fuck? This is good for
podcasting mm hmm no afterss gabriel Gabrielle Union, Gabrielle Union,
Get Gabrielle Union.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Yeah, yes, legend, a legend, legend. Jojo siwa oh no,
gotta get Jojo. Don't get but you bet you guys
have bee. Yeah she sucks, she's the worst. Yeah, she
actually sucks.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
But if I'm gonna get tattoos of Nebraskans on my body,
you know there's only a handful of us that part
of I've become famous so relatively.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Is that really my dad? Yes?

Speaker 3 (26:54):
I remember I think I said like flag it to TODs.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
It sounds incredible. Do it again?

Speaker 5 (27:01):
Sorry, man, hold on, I was looking at something else.
I have another one of your dad too. That's pretty
goods Did you hear that one?

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Do I sound exactly like? Listen to listen to this one.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
It's almost like you're.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Get picked. Yeah, we got one more time. Oh hold on, man,
I keep leaving and you keep calling me back. There
it is. It's pretty good. We got a lot. We
got a lot from your dad on the cruise.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
Yeah, he gave a lot.

Speaker 5 (27:31):
Okay, RS, what's what's yours? You haven't answered your h
your tattoo question and I'm really wondering.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
Waiting with baited breath. I think it would have to be.
So there's a guy on the show Jigglows who has like,
you know where people get their bodies like fully inked out.
Do you know what I'm talking about?

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Yeah, Yeah, where they're head to toe tattooed.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
Yeah, And to me, don't do that. It's so gnarly.
I understand if you like had some tattoos about an
X or whatever, you're just like, all right, fuck it.
Fully sleeve the arm, which just it's totally black, and ye.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Had like dawtry Chris Daughtry did that.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Yeah, ankles ankles up and then to like across his
chest in one's arm, but then he had it like
splashed across his like stomach and dick, so it looked
like he was being eaten by venom the like Marvel. Yes,
I would have to do that, and then I would
do the faces of all the other guys on Jigglows,
including the one who like murdered somebody if I had to. No, Okay,

(28:34):
you know, like I said, Adam mistakes moment in time.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Wait, all right, so we we answered this, We answered
this sort of truthfully what we would actually get if
we had to blake Bay Area stuff.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
Me.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
I guess comedy because life's a bit and then you die,
which is my life motto. Donkay Yes, you say it
constantly because it's all I believe in, It's all I can.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Okay, okay, science.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
You want to you want to really answer?

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Yeah, real answered.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Let's take it deep on this for d for twenty
one might have fucking rip this bitchup beginning.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
I don't know if you guys are like this, Adam,
you have a tattoo, Blake you have none, Adam, you're
not planning on getting another one. I'm like, I'm not
anti tattoo, but there's just nothing that I'm like, oh yeah,
that's going on my body. But I guess if I
had to do something, yeah, it would be like portraits
of like wife, kids, like I don't know, like you

(29:38):
gotta go family. There's no you can't fuck especially like
a portrait of your kid when they're young, where you care,
Like thirty five, you're like remember when you were like
this little guy, come here, come here, I'm kissing you.
I'm still kiss.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Where you can.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
But then but then you're gonna be you're you're gonna
be all wrinkly and your skin. You spend too much
time outdoors. Your the skin, this sin damage. It's gonna
look like shit.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
That's where you can fuck up.

Speaker 5 (30:04):
Is like nobody's gonna nail the portraits of your family
the way you actually think they look, and it's gonna
end up being like kind of like, why is this
picture of me so fucked up?

Speaker 3 (30:14):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Even if they do a great job in twenty five years,
it will not look the same.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
That's what that sounds. Okay, then I guess I would
just do a full body mc escher staircases everywhere. I
don't know hr.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
I think you'd get Geiger.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
Oh yeah, I would just do hr Geiger biomechanics all
over my body.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
I stand by just getting little different from different parts
of your life and just getting little like remember when
I did that. I remember I was here when this happened,
when this person died, I got their name over here
where it just looks like a little etches sketch all
over your body.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Can I just do a huge Elvira on my back?

Speaker 2 (31:01):
I like that? Dude, Okay, now you're talking. Now you
make it sense, that's what.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
I would now you feel like Elvira tattoos are absolutely
all right.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
I remember how hot el Vira was. I told you
do she Yeah, she's still a babe.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
And I don't even like, uh like women. I love women.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
I don't like the darkness, you know what I mean?
You don't like when girls are like super witchy.

Speaker 5 (31:32):
Some really you don't like go you don't like a
goth babe.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
No, I think goth babes are hot, due usually I don't.
But then Elvira, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
There's something about her.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
I don't know. I can't really pick your.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
Mouth on it, but there's something about her that just
presents itself.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
You gotta get points for the mouth, dude. Sorry, sorry,
come on.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Yeah, I know it's not a pun, but that's just
it is great wordplay.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
Yeah, didn't I send you guys a gothing the other
day where it was like these five girls working at
like a fast food place.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Yes, it was a donut job.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
And they were like, what was it?

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Is this a side chat that you guys are? You were?
You were on it and it was And then I.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
Left social media after that.

Speaker 7 (32:22):
I was like, I got that was your last post.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
It was good.

Speaker 5 (32:26):
It was like these five goth babes like working at
a dunkin Donuts or something, and they're all like explaining
their favorite donut, but they're like deep throating each donuts.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
They're like face fucking donuts, and they're all like suicide girls.
I think suicide. Really, I wonder what it's like in
the community when they're like, I.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Forgot about that suicide girls. What was that again? But wait,
hang on, hang on, Oh sorry god.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
It's basically like sexy golf. Yeah, I wonder what that
is in the community. If they're like, I'm not suicide,
I'm goth, or if goth girls are like I'm goth,
but really they're like, no, you're suicide.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
Yeah, well goth is more.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Like that you said the community when just talking about
I'm just wondering.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
I guess the word is the word macab Is that
the word? It's more like that.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
Is a word midnight MIDCB is what a viral host?

Speaker 5 (33:21):
Yes, I think it's more like, uh like darkness and
whereas like you know, joy division. This is the ship
like burning candles, you know, gargoyle.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Yeah, see, this is the ship that that absolutely doesn't
turn me on, you know, darkness, spooky. No, yeah, like
black cats, crystal balls, potions, that's just what are we doing?

Speaker 2 (33:49):
No, I'm talking more like poetry maybe.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Like poetry isn't all you fucking emo is?

Speaker 2 (33:56):
This is a is a subset of Goth I think
it can be. And that's about as far as I
can go.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Is some emo music. I was just the right age
that it hit me just right, So some I can
be on board with.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
But that's not real goth to me.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
The second you get off of like the pop punky
like emo.

Speaker 5 (34:17):
I'm talking like bow House, the Cure freaking Okay, well,
I like the Cure like you're talking early Goth. I
also wouldn't want to hang out with that guy?

Speaker 2 (34:25):
What why not? What was his name? The Robert Robert Smith?
What a bummer of a hang that guy? No, he's Californy.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
I think he's He's just like, look at all this
fucking makeup and hair.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
Oh so life submitt and then you die? Yes, and
then you die very macawb. Yes, a lot of.

Speaker 5 (34:48):
A lot of these okay, sure, a lot of these
Macawb people have a good sense of humor.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Okay, well, okay, so life's I get it now, life,
subitt and then you die. Okay, now now it all
makes sense.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
Speaking of nineties SNL nineties, one of the funniest running
bits to me Chrisktan in the basement and then Jim
Brewer would come down as like the Big Brother.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Remember they're doing like a public access show.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
He was like, it's Azrael.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:18):
And then Jim Brower Brewer comes down, He's like, what
are you doing down here?

Speaker 2 (35:23):
Like what would you do? Like are you filming your
little show or like the step brother or something of
the older Brother exactly.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
He'd be like, you drive a Toyota Camry, Like yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Right, a black horse to school? That isn't all time scheduled.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
Chris Catan oh bro I.

Speaker 5 (35:42):
Was actually, man, a lot of that is just like
very legendary comedy. It's a great it's a great tattoo.
I actually was on set the other day by the way,
go ahead.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
Go ahead, who no, no, no, no.

Speaker 5 (35:52):
Tim Meadows, dude cash legend man, hilarious, funny dude.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
I followed him around a mall twenty years ago in
Chicago with a WaterTower place. I saw him and I
was like, I'm gonna just follow him.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
He's in the streets, so you're just staring at him
as he's uh kind of a foot.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
I went into like two or three stores that he
was in to just be like, give me that osmosis
for sure.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
He was like, these kids are following me.

Speaker 5 (36:21):
Yeah, he's trying to like dug out, he's going to
the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
You're father, How is he?

Speaker 1 (36:27):
I mean, you're not gonna dog on him in real life,
but how is he?

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Is he a bitch or no? No, he seems like
the best. He's really rad and like a sweet person.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Is is he just like the most normal guy you've
ever met. He seems like one of those guys that's
super normal but then can snap into his role or character.

Speaker 5 (36:48):
Yeah, well you know he he never played like really
like out there z any characters. I feel like Tim
Meadows is always like a version of himself. So he's
just he's just a naturally funny dude. He loves basketball.
He just yeah, he's a great hang. Seems like a
cool dude.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
I like that. I feel like he was the first
to do the So let me get this straight. Like
if he was a straight man and someone did a
crazy thing, he'd be like, you're gonna go on the
roof and you're gonna do this thing and you think
that's normal, and it was funnier than the funny person.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Yeah, he was getting lass as being the straight man,
which was cool.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Like Seth Myers kind of does that now on his
talk show when people come on and are wiling out.
He's like, okay, so you're you're eating your Chinese food
inside of a hamburger. Yes, no, totally normal.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Seth has that bit where he has a guy in
the audience who's like, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, hang on,
hang on, hang on, Seth, you're telling me that we're
not even gonna celebrate the second it was twenty three
years ago today that Spice Girls came out with and

(37:54):
then whatever song, Like, you're telling me that we're not
going to celebrate that. He's like, h No, I didn't
think we're going to celebrate that.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Uh. Yes, he does like a straight man thing.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
I like that. But just repeating the situation out loud
to the audience and crushing doing that, I feel like
that was Tim Meadows created that.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Yeah, he's a go the bummer about Tim Meadows, because
wasn't he He had like the record for the longest
tenure in SNL and then Keenan Talkeenan absolutely shattered it.
He still held it.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
I wonder if if he was a little bit like fuck.

Speaker 5 (38:35):
He mentioned it, but it didn't seem like he was
too bitter, but he definitely like I forgot that.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Tim Meadows was you were on set with him for
like a day and he and he brought it.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Believe I'm here and not just still on SNL.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Huh.

Speaker 5 (38:48):
We were all trapped in a trailer for like twelve hours,
so we covered a lot of stuff, and of course
SNL got brought And anytime you talk to like an
SNL cast made about SNL, it's the most intrueing stuff
to listen to.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
It really is, because the lore is just insane.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Man tell us one, well, they all talk like like
they were at war.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
Yes, the war, but then it was an awesome war. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (39:14):
But also but also they call it did they wake
up having nightmares to this day about like going live?
It's such an interesting because they also we were talking
about I didn't realize they started up a SNL UK.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Now there's like a whole new SNL.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Yes, I fucking Miami or some show.

Speaker 5 (39:34):
Yeah, but people were kind of weirded out about it
because the first host was Tina Fey, and they're like, wait,
so you're just getting American people to do SNL. It's
kind of like, couldn't you get somebody else? Have you
guys watched any of it or I have not seen
it yet.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
I watched her opening monologue. It was pretty funny, But.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
I mean it seems like a good idea, that's great.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Why why Yeah, it seems like there's a ton of
really funny people.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Over there and there should be SNL. Feel like I
want Thailand. The fact that they did for those.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
It sort of just seems like Lauren is on his
way out and he's like, maybe now is the time
that I just make ten of these shows and.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
Yeah and retire. Let's just set it off in the world.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
I mean, I think they're just trying to make more clips, right, like,
because that's what it's come down to. No, it's just
like we're clip farming, right, We're just or farming for clips.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
See.

Speaker 5 (40:26):
It's so weird because like, think of shows like The
Daily Show or SNL. I don't watch any of those, kay,
I just watched them on on YouTube. I just watched
clips on YouTube. Don't sit down and watch episodes of
either of those.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
It's very I like to listen to the theme song.
I like to watch the credits in the end give
people their kudos.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
That's uh no, I'm with you. I watch it on
YouTube as well, and as soon as as soon as
John Stewart says his like final word, it fucking ends
with the song coming in so hard, Like did you
want to watch these?

Speaker 5 (41:00):
You're like, oh fuck, you're like falling asleep. It wakes
you up and it's sweat crazy.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
How funny he is. It's just, oh yeah, it's a
whole other level.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
John Stewart's awesome.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Yeah, And is he about done doing it? Because he
quit for a long time and then came back.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
He does once a week. He does once a week.

Speaker 5 (41:16):
Yeah, it's a lightlift. It's a lightlift for your boy,
but he slays it every time.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Oh so it's still the Daily Show. It's just he
only comes in once a.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
Week, mondays, I think you.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
And didn't he try to do another show that was
basically exactly like the Daily Show and it didn't catch on.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
It wasn't basically like the Daily Show. It I remember
watching it and being like, okay, so we're like in
the writer's room, and then they'd be like, that's an
interesting thing, and then it would like cut to kind
of a news magazine section of that, like explore that.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
It seemed like a little bit of like in the
same way that The Daily Show clicks.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
I don't know. I think it was a little bit
of like there's an old guy in a room with
a bunch of young people, and the young people are like,
this is what you need to be talking about him
going yeah, right, And maybe it is that in real life,
but like it just didn't seem like as fluid, right,
didn't seem like all these people really liked each other.
Like if we had our writer's room on air, it

(42:17):
was us, it was this podcast.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
Ish, it's exactly this, yes, exactly this.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
It would be a little more enjoyable getting like a
guy with a few other people being like bouncing ideas.
I don't know, I don't remember.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
And I was saying it was called the Weekly Show
with John Stewart, Okay, so it was almost exactly the
same thing. Yeah, okay, that's basically the exact same thing.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
I like that. I like that a lot. I don't
even remember that at all. I very much did not.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
I think it came and when it was around here
and then it.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Wasn't notice me notice And now that we're talking about
it might might make a good full.

Speaker 5 (43:01):
Yeah, I'm starting to who were all of the Daily
Show correspondents? Because we get well, but who can you
name all the Daily Show correspondents?

Speaker 2 (43:10):
They were pretty good.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Oh look, they're also saying there was another show called
The Problem with John Stewart.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
I think that's what I'm talking about, is the problem
with John Stewart, the problem, And so I think they
would sit around talking about the problem that's.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Annoying, like the problem, the problem in like America? Wherever? Wherever?

Speaker 3 (43:29):
Man, do you think there's problems in America? You fucking
socialist bit greater bit motherfucker. You're to watch guys, You
better fucking watch your ass.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Oh my bad, Joe, my bad, y'all, dude.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
I did try to watch the news the other day
and it show.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
It shook me.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
I was like, oh fuck, I haven't like just sat
and watched and it wasn't like CNN or Fox where
they they're you're they're just going down their own rabbit holes.
It was like the ABC News where it was just
like headlines.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
The host of Crime I'm living, like telling you.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
What's what's happening in that episode and they just give
you like four things in a row, and I'm like,
is it always this, honey? Yeah, news is very scary,
it's very charged. I don't get why old people like
watching it if I'm old, like old people love the news.

(44:23):
If I'm old, you're not going to catch me watch
the news. I've already I've already won. At that point,
I'm at the end of my life. I don't need
to know what's gonna happen.

Speaker 5 (44:30):
I'm gonna do what my parents do and just watch
the price is right all the fucking all.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
The game shows. Game shows are where it's at. I
want Drew in the sand. That's That's what this guy's
gonna be in the sand.

Speaker 5 (44:46):
Nothing better than the game show man, bring a back.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Why do they like the news so much old people? Yeah?
Is it because they feel disconnected so they want to
feel connected by one Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
I mean that's a good theory.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
I think it's science because you don't go to work
and like there's nurses to the core of people like that.
Not that there's any water cooler anymore, but like they
used to go to work, they'd clock in and see people.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Yeah, now they're retired.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
And now they're like, what's happening?

Speaker 1 (45:13):
You know? The straight of her moves deeper into sports, right,
because then you could still go to your whatever bar
where you go to play cards or whatever thing that
you do. You can still have a thing to talk about, right,
I think, like, yes, I think.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
They hadn't become too racist. They still talk about sports.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
Yeah, yes, that is the way to go. Once you
get too racist, you might even talk more sports. Yeah,
let's go more.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
That's a full body tat.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Yeah, now that's a full body.

Speaker 5 (45:42):
So underneath the corn is another layer, which is just racism.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
Huh. I wonder if you could get this as a tad.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
You know those iPad drawings where they where you can
keep zooming in and find like a little Easter eggs
and it keeps going, which I think is objectively really
fucking cool. Yeah, you get an iPad installed in your back,
installed into your back, so then they could keep doing that.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
Right, dude, a touch screen, right, Adam, At the beginning
of this, did you say, I don't know if they
could do this, dude, a touch screen, they can do this,
y happy.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
Imagine dude, imagine freaking hitting a doggies dollars and playing
fucking flappy Bird.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
What I wish I knew what that was?

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Yeah, sixty nine, dude, Blake, what dude?

Speaker 3 (46:48):
Imagine imagine dude, Blake might be the most in the manisphere.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
What are you talking about? Thought? What the fuck is
flappy bird?

Speaker 5 (46:59):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (46:59):
You remember flappy Bird? It was an app?

Speaker 3 (47:03):
Never played an a in my life.

Speaker 5 (47:04):
You guys never played flappy Bird? Are you guys fucking insane?
Flappy Bird? Yes, where you would tap it and make
the bird float and you had to float between like
you guys.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Don't play a game. No, dude, you guys sound absolutely.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
Adam you did Fruit Ninja. Adam, you did Fruit nine.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Yeah right, it's absolutely insane.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
You don't know flap Your was two thousand and whatever
thirteen when I did Fruit Ninja.

Speaker 5 (47:28):
Flappy Bird is pretty old, dude. It's like around the
same time as Angry Birds.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
Do you remember that play? I remember that because they
made multiple.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Movies, but Flappy Bird was a massive Now did Flappy
Bird get.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
A movie or no?

Speaker 5 (47:45):
Because you can't do Angry Birds, which I'm just putting together.
They're both bird games, which is very odd.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Yeah, how much time and money do you think you've
wasted playing phone app games?

Speaker 2 (47:58):
I have not. I've always owned played like free games.

Speaker 5 (48:01):
I think the only time I ever like put money
into it is I was playing some weird like Marvel
card game and I ended up like paying ten bucks
to get like Wolverine or some ship, which would be sick.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
For something a little more entertaining. Yeah, and then how
much and maybe time is time entertaining or.

Speaker 5 (48:19):
Time I used to well, when I would work out,
ride the bike or whatever, I would just play.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
I would just play like phone for sure.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
While you're riding the bike, you're you have you're going
so slow that you can play a game.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
No, I'm going fast.

Speaker 5 (48:37):
I can do both of it, dude, I can text
while I can text while I run.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Well, you slow down, not really, you're not going your fastest.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
Not really.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
You could go full speed. You're telling me, you're telling
me you can go full speed. Yeah yeah, this dude,
you can blast off a text.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
I'll be home in twenty minutes period.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Absolutely, make sure that you just leave out the Brad period.
Do you voice text? Blake, do you voice text? I
can see you now.

Speaker 5 (49:04):
I've never voiced text in my life. I hate voice text.
I want it off.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
Is it because you're you want to be young forever? No,
I just don't. I just don't like it. I don't like.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
Because I feel like such an old man. But I've
started to do it maybe within the last year to
two years.

Speaker 5 (49:23):
Also, it bugs me to hear people doing it in public.
It kind of pisses me off. I find it very
like rude.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
Well, I think that's interesting. That's a take. Hey, yeah,
I'm sorry. I don't want to it's a take.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
We love that you are not.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
Gonna do but dumb, I don't. I mean, why is
that rude? It's just like there, it's like they're talking
to someone.

Speaker 5 (49:44):
No, it's just like like if it's business stuff or
I just don't want to hear it.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
I agree if there's a if there's a certain level
to the volume, but no, I'm time and play quiet.
If I'm on the plane of like taking off now, period,
love you, period. I promise I won't die period.

Speaker 5 (50:00):
I don't need to hear that, like yeah, okay, yes,
I will get the kids and then also pick up
fucking taco meat period.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
That's great.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Yeah, I like how you got scared and through a
fucking in there, Like you got scared, you didn't know
what to say, so you said fucking and.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
Adam you're saying texting is a young person's game, because
I feel like the young person's thing is not voice
to text, and it's not typing a text, it's sending
voice notes.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
Dude, that people send me voice notes all.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
The time diabolical.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
By the way, don't even know how to do it.
I've tried several times. It's impossible. It's impossible to do.

Speaker 5 (50:43):
But voice notes is a complete game changer.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
You like that over. So now what you're doing is
now I have somebody wherever you are, you need to
listen to this out loud.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Yes, So then they have to listen to it or
your ear.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Which is by the way, who even does that anymore? Uh?

Speaker 1 (51:05):
And then I don't like the ones that it'll disappear,
like you listen to it once and it'll disappear.

Speaker 5 (51:10):
Yeah, it's infurioh okay, but that's kind of the fun
of it.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
Maybe that's why they're doing Maybe that's why they do it.

Speaker 5 (51:15):
I think that is I think that is why there's
no evidence of what they said to evidence.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
Because I'm like, did you just call me a bitch?
And then they're like, I don't know did I No
one will ever know yea. To me, it's the ultimate,
like not only am I too lazy to type it,
I'm too lazy to like say it out loud and
then read it back, proofreading before I send it to you.
Oh you're saying, I'm just sending you a stream of consciousness.

(51:43):
That's that should be a phone call. Just make it
a phone call.

Speaker 5 (51:45):
True, Like leave a message, but I'll be honest if
you leave it, not leave a message, call me well
if I don't pick up, like if I.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
Text you back, I know. But like if you're in
a conversation with somebody who keeps sending you voice memos
and you're going like ha, that is crazy, Yeah, I
know you mean, i'll see you later today, and they
keep voiced I'm like, call me, call me now.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
I'll say this if someone does.

Speaker 5 (52:09):
If someone does call you and you don't pick it
up and it goes to voicemail, I don't even listen
to voicemails.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
If you leave me a voicemail.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
Well, no, yeah, that's I like to leave voicemails. I
like because who does.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
I like when my close friends give me a call, which.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
By the way, doesn't happen that often, you know, every
once in a while, it's nice to just reach out
and just talk.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
Takes a lung surgery. Yeah, just talk to somebody. God, damn, God, damn.
Sometimes you just need to pick up the damn phone. Yeah,
just pick up the phone, dude, don't send her to voicemail.
That's our I get it.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
If it's a work thing, fucking voicemail all day. I'm
not trying to talk to you, Isaac, you know.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
Or that's true?

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Yeah, any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams.

Speaker 5 (52:54):
I guess our four twenty one message to everybody is
pick up the phone and call your friend.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
And call your friend, and then get a full body
tattoo based on that call. So you better have some
fun topics. What else can we drain that conversation.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
And maybe maybe throw a voice memo to Blake in
the DMS. Okay, by the way, if you send me
those which I think I've gotten in the past, they're
immediately deleted. Never even listened to.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Wow, Wow, I listened to I listened.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
So, yeah, well, sure I'll read something. But if it's
a voice memo, no, that seems like an invasion of
my body. You're going in.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Because it's like you're in.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
It goes inside my ears into I can't on hear aches.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
Okay, shut When.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
Didn't you read something? There's there's a disconnect.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
I don't know if I've really ever gotten those, but
maybe I have.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
Maybe I'm just stoned man.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
I sent them to you.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Happy for twenty one boys? Do you have any for
twenty memories? Did you four twenty in high school? You
didn't really smoke that much weed in high school, right, Blakey.
I know everyone thinks that you're a stoner, but you're not.

Speaker 5 (54:12):
No, I've more found my d my my lungs in
uh in college, in.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
After okay, when you met me?

Speaker 5 (54:20):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I used to scrape the resin from
the from the pipe.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
How many let me ask you guys this, in college,
how many times did Adam shotgun into your mouth? Blazer?

Speaker 2 (54:31):
Fucking thing sucks? I'd say zero times? Right, I wasn't shotgunning?

Speaker 3 (54:36):
What what? Because people would be like it gets you higher,
and so like someone would take a rip and the
like they'd get as closes as Adam and I didn't kiss,
and then they would just blow it into the ground.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Would think that that's it's supposed.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
To dudes or dudes. I don't know how many like
homie to homie shot. I think I saw. I think
I saw Kyle and Adam do it, but I never did.
I was never that. I don't think you did.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
I feel like I was constantly doing it with teachers.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Okay, yeah, the idea of getting like I mean, that's
just not having a lot of weed, right, So you're
trying to get as high as you possibly can with
the smallest amount of weed.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
Because I had a homie that was always.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
Like he had uh like this plastic sheet basically, and
he would always want you to get underneath it to
like trap it in like a tarp, like a tarp
and yeah, sorry, it was a dark it was dark
and c so then all the weed smoke would stay

(55:45):
under the tarp and then you'd get super extra high.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
But I'm like, every time you go over there, he's
wanting to do this.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
I'm like, man, I don't really want to get under
the tarp at this guy again. But he was, but
he was smoking his weed with us, and we never
brought over there. It was always he would smoke us out,
but then me and Austin would have to get under
the tar.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
Clear tarp or blue tarp.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
It was a blue tarp.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
Yeah, that's if it's clear. I feel like you can
at least look at your homie.

Speaker 5 (56:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
It's like you can see the door. You can remember, like, okay,
doors over there.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
It's like American psycho.

Speaker 5 (56:19):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, sick, American sick though.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
That before it's Wan. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
Any take backs to any apologies, any epic slams here,
I got nothing.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
Apologies to the Taiwanese community for being lumped in with
the Land of Time.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
I'm I'm so sorry and I feel horrible. Yeah, I
really do, But it was an honest mistake. I didn't
I didn't mean anything by it.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
It reminds me of how like the Netherlands is also Holland,
but they're also Dutch, so it's basically it's their fault.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
See that's confusing, I would be. I'm I'm confused by that.
I'm really confused.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
They got to make it a little more clear.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
Yeah, they do for sure.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
The dude, Isaac, are you saying we've only been going
for forty five minutes? That is not true, dude, No,
we've been going for fifty nine minutes. Oh, in ten seconds,
it's gonna be an hour.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
Oh my god. Yeah, waiting? Should we wait? Three one,
And that's another episode of this

Speaker 1 (57:33):
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