Ep 296: Chicken Noodle Soup For The Swole

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Welcome to This is Important a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what is most obviously,
very crucially important today on This is Important.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
If you're not mentioned in the files, you're a loser.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
I bet Goofy just walks around.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
In a towel.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Dude with his fucking hammer. Life's hard, dude, to stay hard.
Let's go fuck it. We'll do it a lot.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Kumbaya.

Speaker 5 (00:40):
That is my favorite addition to the soundboard. Kumbaye toad power.
It doesn't sound real. It sounds like like a voiceover
a tour.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yeah, your dad's good man, Kumba. Uh, he could do
it right, held it stuck the landing with it?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Has Have you thought about hooking him up with a
voice agent agent?

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Well, it would be a very specific voice or listening.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
For wasn't that good?

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah? But I I mean yeah, I mean with that voice,
you're you're selling anything.

Speaker 6 (01:10):
Dude, a new pickup truck, a lot of anti smoking campaigns.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
Smoking campads. It would mostly be monster jam. Wherever the
current Monster Jam is, he's hyping it up. The Anaheim
Pot coming to the stadium. What's the one that the
girls like? Sparkly Sparkle something the one monster truck that's
just like Sparkles.

Speaker 6 (01:35):
Well, I remember Medusa. Medusa was kind of the og.
She was like a pink monster truck. She was was
the og.

Speaker 5 (01:44):
Bigfoot was the og dog grave digger, I'm talking og.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Female driver was Medah.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Newsflash, Bigfoot was actually a lady.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
What all watches are female? You didn't know?

Speaker 2 (02:00):
No?

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Wait, Bigfoot was a girl.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Oh yeah, clit hanging off the back?

Speaker 7 (02:05):
No, those tires for cities, bro, Bigfoot monster truck had
a clit hang off the back like where the like truck.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Nuts would be. Yes, damn, it.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Came before truck nuts. Somebody was like those what if
we made those nuts?

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Right?

Speaker 4 (02:25):
And then they all right? Have you guys been to
Monster Jam?

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Of course, bitch, what do you think.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
I would love?

Speaker 3 (02:34):
I think we missed it. I think we missed Monster Jam.

Speaker 5 (02:37):
I think it was just an Orange County and then
I think it was just in La County, So we
missed it.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Those are the two counties, Adam, leave him?

Speaker 5 (02:46):
Well, I mean, travel are you traveling to go see
Monster Jam? I'm not I'm gonna stick within a county
or two.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
If I drove to Santa Barbara County that'd be about
as far as you drive to La County from Orange County,
it would be.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
It's much further. It's much further.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
I go to Santa Barbara County all the time and
it's an hour away.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Oh is it okay?

Speaker 6 (03:04):
But what if you what if you followed monster jam
like grateful dead, like you were just like at everyone?

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Well, if you.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Called, if we talked more, you'd find out than I do.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
That's fucking cool, dude.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
The monster truck I was looking for was Sparkle Smash.
Sparkle Smash is a new star on the scene.

Speaker 6 (03:25):
All the kids are into I am unaware of Sparklesmas.
How did how did Sparkle Smash get on your radar?

Speaker 4 (03:31):
I don't know because he's a fucking Hollywood e leader.

Speaker 6 (03:33):
Sparkle Smashing, Dude, it's a unicorn.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Why would that have anything to do with my eliteness.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
I'll let you answer that question.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Uh yeah, I mean it's a unicorns. He's in the file.
Still don't know. You're in the files, motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
You're in the You're in the files.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
You will talk about files. You're in the file. I mean, please, dud,
I wish I was in the files.

Speaker 8 (03:56):
What what over this? If you're not mentioned in the files,
you're a loser. You're a loser, dude, You're a nobody.
We're not rich, we're not rich enough, we're not elite enough.
There's no way we're in the files.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Okay, Like, there's plenty of people who didn't do anything
damning or gross or illegal that are in the files,
and they're like.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
In the files, kind of sick. What the fuck? Yeah,
I don't know if they like it.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
No, no, no, no, no, deep down, if you're in the files,
if you were affiliated, you're like, I.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
Guess I'm everywhere, huh. And I don't know if you
could tell.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
But but you know what, I'm starting to look at
and I hate and I hate to get off the
files and back on to monster jam.

Speaker 6 (04:38):
But there's a lot of one in the same to me,
go ahead, there's a lot of monster trucks. I've never
even heard of Bailey's circuit. It's like a dog.

Speaker 5 (04:46):
Well, dude, Blake, you probably haven't looked at monster trucks.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Don't you have two? You have two girls? This is
the guy who said, of course. When I asked if
they've been he's like.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
Oh, googoog oh what girls can't like monster trucks?

Speaker 2 (05:00):
You man? You know?

Speaker 3 (05:01):
I yeah, you're right.

Speaker 5 (05:02):
I guess you're a bad dad then, because you're not
taking your daughter's to Monster Jam.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
It is.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
My son has been to Monster Jam. He's two years old.
It's so loud. He probably he probably went too young.

Speaker 6 (05:11):
It is a little scary. It is a little loud
for the kids. They got to where the ear, the ear,
the ears. It's too loud.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
It is pretty I'm going on record as saying it
is too loud.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
I bo took the ear mufs off and I said
all right, And I said, good, you keep them off.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
You're a man. I said, you're a man. And then
I said. Flex hasn't started talking yet for some reason.
Can't hear people speak. He has tintinitis? Is that what
it is called?

Speaker 6 (05:38):
Tintis tenire tenure tiist tanis so where it's where you
got the ringing in your ear. It's like a terrible affliction.
It's a good time they flip cars. Todd just put
it in the TuS. I don't know, no, I take.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
That that is what was hanging off the back of
big excuse me, thank you.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Damn, I don't guess where I just took young Bohrt. Wow.

Speaker 6 (06:07):
Okay, wait, hold on, we need a big point for that.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Okay, that is fire. I'll take him.

Speaker 6 (06:15):
He goes by Young Bowhart the rest of his life.
He will have a good life.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Yeah, dude, he's a beach He's a beach kid. He's
a young Bohart hard parts.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
We're kind of weird, but go ahead, Young bow Hard.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
No, it's so weird your boy hard, dude, stay hard.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
It's weird when adults say it. When the when the
girls at the high school star a friend in the man.

Speaker 5 (06:35):
Only someone that's in the files take offense to that
because they're always thinking of stuff like that. When regular
people they just think it's a cute, cute nickname for
for young boy who goes hard everywhere. Blake and under
the Files just didn't.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
I'm looking at monster. You were pivoting, So what about him?

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Where'd you take them? Where'd you take them?

Speaker 3 (07:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
I want you guys to guess, and I think you
know the answer. But Hustler, Yeah, I took my son
to Hustler. What does that even mean?

Speaker 4 (07:10):
Dude?

Speaker 3 (07:10):
The Hustlers to the porno shop to the like.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
It's what else mean?

Speaker 3 (07:15):
What do you the hustler store isn't a porno shop.
It's like a lingerie store, isn't it. Have you been
inside of it? I remember going on. I think I
went with you in Hollywood one time.

Speaker 5 (07:25):
If you look this way, it's lingerie. And if you
look this way, it's gaping buttholes. Just a poster of
gaping buttholes. Adam, Adam, It's one of those gaping butthole
magic eyes that the more you look into it, the
more gabery nels.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
I feel like Adam went once and they were like,
do you want to become a member? There's a point
system and he was like all right, and then he
had to keep coming back because he's like, if I
give up this punch card, I got all these punches already.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Yeah, well they did used to have a I.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Got to freak out. I think one time.

Speaker 6 (07:57):
I'm pretty sure the one time I went you who
took me? You made me go because I think you're
buying your girlfriend at the time, like lingerie.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
It was in Hollywood. Well, yeah, that's where you go
to get the lingerie. But you said I but I say,
you need it all by your side.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Welcome back out everywhere, Adam, Welcome back to go by yourself?

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Is weird? What go by yourself? You're just creeping around, goodbye,
creeping around a porn store. It's like you go thro
your buddy. It's less weird. You're just an old trust
yourself alone. I was there. Trust What am I going
to do? Buy porn? I don't. I don't know, I
don't know. It's all the porn you can handle online.

Speaker 6 (08:35):
Well, yeah, but this is this is tactile. This is
you're touching it, You're you're amongst it, You're you're smelling.

Speaker 5 (08:41):
No, no, no, you're the you're the physical media guy in
the group. You're the one who must absolutely collect tough
physic there in your fucking man.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Shit, I see you.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
If you pan the camera to the left, it's just
a stack of DVD pornos.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
And what's what the head behind you? Is your body
that goes with that?

Speaker 3 (08:56):
No, it's just a head. You're in the file.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
Give me a head.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
So I wasn't. I didn't go to Hustler. Any other guesses,
any other guesses to where to where you brought young Bohart?

Speaker 4 (09:07):
Yes, Romantics Disney Romantics.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Yeah, okay, well god it took you that long.

Speaker 5 (09:12):
You guys knew the answer and you Blake was going
to have a guess here, Blake, you want to guess
even though you wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Didn't you tee this up on the last you talked
about last last episode.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
We're all very Everyone at home is like, just say
you went to Disney.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
We don't need to guess.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
Everyone knows we came back. We came back. So maybe
I was hoping we would have a question about how
what that was. Like, I'm not here for a hope
the world experience. I'd rather talk about Monster Jam. But yeah,
go off. The Monster Jam is the thing none of
us went to.

Speaker 5 (09:43):
If you had just gone a Monster Jam, we would
talk about Monster Jam a little bit for it's a
thing that none of us went to.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
So I Adam, you just went to Disney World, right? Yeah?
Actually yeah, oh well how was it?

Speaker 4 (09:58):
I don't want to.

Speaker 5 (09:59):
Talk about that's just oring dude talking about this world.

Speaker 6 (10:04):
On Man, there's got a good stories. There's got to
be some stories.

Speaker 5 (10:09):
Well, the story was it was super fun. Bo had
a blast. We went on all the little kid rides,
which was fun. It Uh, you know what, what.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Do I care?

Speaker 4 (10:19):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
I don't really care to go on.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
Let's go on.

Speaker 5 (10:21):
I'm a grown ass man. I'm a grown ass man.
I don't care to go on the rides. But dude,
we had one of those guides right that that takes
you and you get to cut the line and stuff,
and and they kept being like bo his number one stunner,
his Buzz Lightyear and his word.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Loves him, loves buzz Lightyear.

Speaker 5 (10:42):
We'll catch him in his crib in the middle of
the night and you, like, you get the little updates
that he's up and about.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
You check on him.

Speaker 5 (10:48):
It's like three am and he's just looking at the
camera and going blast off and jumping up.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Towards the camera. He loves Buzzy Dreamers.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (10:58):
And so week we're like, yo, can you see buzz
light Year? And you're like, actually, Buzz is really busy today.
We can't see buzz light Year. And we're like what
the fuck? And and I'm going like, am I gonna
have to like split this guy a few hondos to
like get Buzz And uh, He's like, well, let me
see if I could do. Then the guy leaves us
for twenty minutes. We're just standing out, okay, like, uh

(11:22):
are we?

Speaker 3 (11:22):
What are we?

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Twenty whole minutes? Twenty man, what are you even supposed
to do with your lives?

Speaker 3 (11:27):
We didn't know, honestly, we didn't know what.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
To up is down?

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Like did he park you somewhere? Or are you just
like he's just like wait, hold up.

Speaker 5 (11:34):
We were on the side of the little road in Hollywood,
lan under wherever we're.

Speaker 6 (11:39):
So it wasn't like here's a chure oh with like
the rest of society like yeah, He's like.

Speaker 5 (11:45):
Normy m us uh yeah. And then he finally comes back.
He's like, guess what I did? I got you buzz
uh And then Buzz comes out a secret entrance. He
walks out first of all fifteen security guards. And I'm
not exaggerating fifteen security guards.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
Adam's never done that. God secret service.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
It was it was like meeting the president or some shit.

Speaker 5 (12:08):
It was like, by the way, these aren't president level
security guards. Uh, these security guards, I don't think you
could take take down many people.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Six Todds, four Kyle's and a mic, Yeah that's right, and.

Speaker 5 (12:20):
Uh and they you know, they block it off. But
as soon as they blocked it off and Bo's having
his little mean and green and I guess he was busy,
so he had to like turn around and leave.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
As soon as he was done.

Speaker 5 (12:31):
You see people fucking clamoring on the other side of
this wall of security guards. By the way, all the
security guards are like five foot two, so the wall
is like very easy to look over.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
But everyone is like, oh my god, there's Boss, there's Boss.
And people were losing their shit.

Speaker 5 (12:47):
Kids were scratching at the security guard, trying to climb
through their legs.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
It was fucking chaos.

Speaker 5 (12:52):
And Bo's first thing after we fought to get him
a meeting with Buzz Lightyear was where's would he?

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Like?

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Oh, homie, just be happy that Buzz is here.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
That's like when we're on the stream, people are like,
where's George and Blake?

Speaker 4 (13:07):
Where's at him?

Speaker 2 (13:07):
And I'm like, I think, I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
Let's FaceTime him though he didn't pick up. Again, I
won't pick up, but we could drive face.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
You guys should FaceTime anymore. Wait now it's Buzz.

Speaker 6 (13:22):
Is Buzz like a human in the suit or is
it like a plastic head?

Speaker 3 (13:26):
Like does his mouth move. No, no, no, no.

Speaker 5 (13:28):
They're all plushy with like a little so they can
look out the I think they look out the mouth
most of the time, so you think it's probably just
like I've been told, they're all like five foot six
Filipino men.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Right, of course, that's like what it predominantly is.

Speaker 5 (13:46):
And I'm just like, this poor guy because we did
all the character stuff because both so young, you know,
and so I'm like, he's getting assaulted, like Mickey bo
grabbed his nose, wiggled it around like this. We poked
him in the eyes and kept going eyes, eyes, and
then Mickey's like, okay, and I'm like trying to teach

(14:06):
him manners but doesn't know manners. Get your boy, your boy,
Get your boy.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
He's got three more eyes, three more eye pokes. And
then Vicky's gonna.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Snap, Goofy.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
You don't have me to call Goofy. I'm gonna Goofy
is a big motherfucker too, Goofy.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
Looky's huge.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
They must they must get six foot five.

Speaker 5 (14:30):
So the guy in the Goofy costume is six foot
five because Goofy's pushing So.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
You're the tallest Filipino. You get in this one.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
There's no way he's they're shipping him in from from
like go ahead, mother Russia. Okay, it's like Dolf Lungren man. Okay,
he's Swedish. I must break you. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:48):
And you know, you know they're strutting around in the
back like they're fucking lord king ship.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
Oh yeah, you know.

Speaker 6 (14:55):
Oh, the backstage politics have gotta be just fucking wake.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
Go What do you think they are?

Speaker 6 (15:01):
I bet Goofy just walks around in a towel, dude
with his fucking hammer, just fucking yeah, Hey.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
Is this scoofy?

Speaker 6 (15:12):
Wait?

Speaker 5 (15:13):
Do you've known?

Speaker 4 (15:13):
This is this scoofy?

Speaker 3 (15:15):
That ain't how Goofy is that he come here? I
wouldn't mind seeing that daisy duck get over here.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Who else is there?

Speaker 4 (15:25):
Even they?

Speaker 2 (15:26):
I mean, I guess they gotta go with like pisk.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
You know why to call him catin hook dude? Damn
Dick takes a U turn?

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Go off? Go off?

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Is Dick taking you turn?

Speaker 5 (15:36):
Man?

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Flip a bit?

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Yeah? And like Marvel characters like Black Panther walks in
is like, oh what's up?

Speaker 3 (15:45):
No, they fucked the game up? They broke the game.
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (15:48):
We didn't go to Epcot, and I think Epcott is
a little more adult.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
We just went to, uh, Hustler, go to Hustler. There's
not a Husser World.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
I'm saying Epcot is like the Husser got is the
Hustler of Disney.

Speaker 5 (16:02):
Disney World Magic Kingdom, which is like the classic with
the yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (16:08):
And then we was Bill hollywood Land or Hollywoodville or
some shit, because that's what.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
Has all the Pixar characters. And so he got to
meet Sully, which he was stoked on.

Speaker 6 (16:18):
Sully Rocks the dog with Monster Ink who sellar Ink
might be the Sully is monster from Monsters Inc.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
Yeah, John, I don't really not get it. No, Monster Inc.

Speaker 6 (16:29):
Is like the ship right now. I think they're I
think they might be top Dog. I think Monster Inc.
Might be the one.

Speaker 4 (16:36):
How do they how do they do that?

Speaker 3 (16:37):
It's over twenty years old?

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yeah, but I feel like they push it, you know
what I mean when they bring back like certain Jordan's
and they're like, now everyone's gonna like the eleven.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
He was off in the corner. I will say Sully
was off in.

Speaker 6 (16:47):
The corner really well, that's because he was fucking high dude.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
He was high dude buzz.

Speaker 5 (16:52):
His line was so long when we saw him, and
I was like, oh, that's going to take two hours
to get through.

Speaker 4 (16:58):
Or at least the light year.

Speaker 6 (16:59):
That's because it's Tom Allen. It's like Red State man.
It's just very it is. It's very politic. Oh I
did not it's very political.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
I think it's a long line because it is actually
Tim Allen.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
He quietly is like that joke would be good if.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
He wasn't extremely wealthy and kicking it somewhere very nice
right now.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
Oh, he's so rich.

Speaker 6 (17:21):
I guarantees that salsa and beer in the valley that's
where he stays.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
Oh yeah, that's a spot.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
Yes, absolutely.

Speaker 6 (17:27):
I just see him there absolutely one time, and it
was awesome.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
Excuse me, long hair, you're in my seat.

Speaker 6 (17:33):
I also, oh my god, I also saw him in
North Hollywood at Arby's. Dude, I swear to god, he's
a man hero. He's a gyicon for I stand with Tim.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
And I like that.

Speaker 5 (17:45):
He did a bunch of movies and then he just
was like, you know what, let me just turn these
sitcoms out.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
Yeah, just be the last great, the last man.

Speaker 5 (17:55):
Staying, oh, hell, yes, didn't you almost get on that show?

Speaker 3 (18:02):
Weren't you like gonna do that show or something? I
really wanted to be the boyfriend character.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
Right, and who's like the woke sir.

Speaker 6 (18:09):
Yeah, yeah, like the silly stoner woke dad.

Speaker 5 (18:13):
And then they looked at you and and what they're
like acting ability, and they're like, now we're good.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
Jesus, they Jesus and Isaac couldn't Uh, Isaac couldn't give me.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
I don't even know what it is.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
It just wasn't good, just wasn't good enough.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
What's on now? American Garage?

Speaker 2 (18:32):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (18:32):
I thought that was the one they offered you when
you turned down. I'm sorry, I was doing teas.

Speaker 6 (18:36):
I actually don't. I don't recall. I think I blocked
that out of out of the history of my mind.

Speaker 5 (18:41):
But out he's nervous, he's nervous. And then now he
has a new show on ABC with Cat Denny, Shifting Gears,
Shifting Gears. Right, isn't Kat his daughter in that.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
She's also a genius. She's the same thing where she's
just like, give me a sitcom.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
Give me a ride, or give me a thor movie,
and I'll be the funniest best part of movies.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
I thought she was.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
That's a thing.

Speaker 5 (19:05):
I never watched any of the Marvel I like, might
have caught a couple here and there.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Yeah, which ones have you seen?

Speaker 5 (19:12):
If you had to say, I've seen the First Iron Man? Great,
that one, right, I've seen a Thorp movie.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
I don't know which one.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
They're all kind of riding off the iron the First
Iron Man.

Speaker 5 (19:22):
Yeah, the First Iron Man was sick and then said,
you know, and you caught a couple, and then I
would catch one and I'm like, what the fuck is
going on? I feel like I had to do a
ton of homework to eat to this point.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
It got jammed up, and then I just was like,
I'm good. I'm good, dude.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
I don't like that.

Speaker 5 (19:37):
I said that ship on Theo's podcast like several years ago.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
Now, oh yeah, you got you got busted?

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Hunh.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
What was it where I don't know, I just said, like, you're.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
A DC man.

Speaker 5 (19:47):
Yeah, well, I know I said that. I thought that Marvel,
and I still kind of agree with it. Marvel movies
sort of ruined the comedy comedies in theaters because they're
kind of funny, but it's also a two hundred million

(20:08):
dollar movie right right when you would you rather go
see a twenty million dollar comedy movie that's funny, but
there's no explosions, there's no crazy shit. Or spend the
same amount of money and go see the huge Marvel movie, right,
the funny thor movie that you.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Have to see to be like part of the comedy culture.

Speaker 5 (20:26):
Yeah, and people were so mad, Dude, you don't want
to rock the Marvel boat.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
I'm like Jesus, well, yeah, I feel like the Marvel
the MCU boat is different from like the Marvel comic
book boat because like og comic hads. I don't think
they get that mad at that comment.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
They don't give a fuck.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
I don't know. I don't know. Well there's eleven of them,
so yeah, maybe all eleven. They weren't on the internet that.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
Day at they're retirement home.

Speaker 5 (20:50):
Also, they don't have it all, so yeah, they're mostly
reading the paper and doing doodles.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
Yeah, they're in an attic.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
It's just the dude from the Simpsons who's like the
page has been much going to eat it, do it
by it? Yeah, I mean the the it is looking
back now now that we've kind of got a little
more hindsight on Marvel, Like I think we're Yeah, if
we're not out of it, we're close to out of it.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
Yeah, we're coming out. We're coming out of the whole. Fuck.

Speaker 4 (21:16):
How many movies did they make?

Speaker 3 (21:17):
Like thirty at Todd give us a numbers.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
And how many and how many of them are legitimately
great or good or very good?

Speaker 3 (21:26):
Like seven?

Speaker 5 (21:27):
But that's it's it's still a numbers game, right, Like
even if you were like, hey, they made twenty five
comedies last year, they didn't. They made maybe like three,
but how many were good or great? It's like a
numbers game even even with this shit.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Yeah, but to your point, those comedies cost twenty to
fifteen million dollars in these each cost two hundred and
they're all the same story ish, right, Whereas like you're
talking about twenty different comedies with.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Do you know I saw Black Panther. That one was
kind of tight Black Panther.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Black Panther's cool, but it's not a great movie like
fucking Iron Man's great.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
Yes, I thought that was a great movie.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Great.

Speaker 4 (22:03):
I think that the Winter Soldiers.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
I think all the Captain Americas are great and pretty
and pretty good.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
Oh, I haven't seen any of those.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Those are the good, those are the best ones.

Speaker 6 (22:15):
I think those are worth the watch. Okay, what are
we counting Spider Man? That's Fox, but all the Spider
Man's are pretty fucking sick.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Well, spider Man into the Spider Verse is an absolute banger, dude.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
This is why I'm out.

Speaker 5 (22:29):
Just even conversations like this, like what the fuck what
are we even talking?

Speaker 2 (22:33):
And Adam, if you could pick, if you could be
any Marvel character.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
Which is Christ like, this is so stupid.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Shut up, bitch, you know what are dope? The X
Men movies are fucking The later newer X Men movies
are fucking great.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Kills it. Wolverine was sick.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Logan some Wolverine logo logan right, logan fucking great.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
Logan was tight. Taught how many Marvel movies I've come?

Speaker 3 (22:59):
The Wolverine pool super tight, but those are Fox.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
I don't like. I don't really love the Avengers movies.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
I think the Black Panther movies are all right.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
Okay, all right, see what we're doing.

Speaker 5 (23:11):
This sucks even talking about this is but I'm a
I'm a I'm a like comic book head.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
I love that ship and the like, I know, I know,
you pretend to be I don't pretend. Bro. You want
to see my physical media, Yeah, you want to see
my co.

Speaker 4 (23:27):
That's a euphemism. That's now we're not on the lab.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
Yeah, that's a record. That's a record. Uh.

Speaker 5 (23:32):
There was thirty seven films released in the Marville Marvel Cinema.
I can't even say Marville Cinematic.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
Universe, fucking disaster, my.

Speaker 5 (23:41):
Guy, beginning with Iron Man. So so since two thousand
and eight, there's been thirty seven Marvel.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
That's crazy. Thirty seven is insane. Wow, that is that's
a lot. That's a lot.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Like what are we even forgetting about Hulk camp Man's
the ant Man's Man, the Hulks.

Speaker 5 (23:57):
I mean that being said, Doctor Strange, they're cool movies.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
I'm glad that they do them.

Speaker 5 (24:02):
I'm just like, I wish I still were making comedies
at the same time.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
What do you think are cool? Which ones are cool
to you? You just say you don't want it?

Speaker 5 (24:10):
Well, I saw Aunt Man. I thought that was cool.
I like, I like small shit.

Speaker 6 (24:14):
If you go to them as a as a dad,
if you sneak out at the very for the very
last showing and you bring like a vape. Okay, they're
fucking tight, dude. I'm like talking like ten forty with
the vape. It's just you buy some jelly beans.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Shouldn't you be at home cooking breakfast for somebody?

Speaker 6 (24:33):
No, this is a night, this is ten forty pm.
You're gonna be You're gonna be Dad's midnight show as
soon as they go to school. Yeah, Adam, you'll learn,
you'll learn, You'll learn as soon as you send your
kid to school.

Speaker 4 (24:44):
And then you go to the movies.

Speaker 5 (24:46):
No, I'm just saying midnight showing, midnight showing. You're gonna
be in the theater until one thirty in the morning.
Also learn, How are you gonna wake up to get
your kids off to school?

Speaker 6 (24:55):
Not gonna I'm going to the movie at ten forty
at one third, k Let's these.

Speaker 5 (25:02):
Movies are like three hours, thirty minutes reviews, right, yeah,
and thirty minutes of previews, so the movie's not even
starting to eleven fifteen, you dumb fuck.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
And then they're they're three hours long. My god, man,
how are you gonna How are you gonna be? How
are you gonna wake up and cook breakfast for somebody? Well,
I only cook breakfast breakfast on Fridays, but other than that,
it's a cereal pouring situation. That's fine.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
What are you making on Fridays.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
Mickey Mouse? Waffle pancakes? Waffle with peanut butter? What's a
waffle par Is pancake? Battering a waffle iron so it's
like a crispy pancake. I thought that was the only way.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
The same thing though, this quick as this, you just
pour it conn be one or the other.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
I thought that was the same thing.

Speaker 6 (25:45):
Yeah, but isn't the whole thing about like waffles as
you're grilling it from both sides. As a pancake, you're
you're you're griddling it one side at a time.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
But you just said you put pancakes stuff in the waffle,
and I'm saying, isn't this the same thing?

Speaker 3 (25:59):
Yeah? Well, now we're splitting hairs, but like that's all that. No,
we're just splitting the conversation that you have.

Speaker 4 (26:06):
We're saying it's the same thing.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
It's a waffles, what you do with it, a pancakes
with what you do with it, it's the same stuff.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
Though. The bestes what do you do with the bitch.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
Show?

Speaker 2 (26:15):
You I'm I'll show you my pancakes and how you
do Mickey Mouse.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
They have the shape of it of the Washle.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
Mickey Mouse pancake iron. Oh yeah, we have one too.

Speaker 5 (26:24):
I don't know someone give had gifted it to us,
to me at least, and the fact that you have it,
maybe they gifted it to all of us. But Chloe
in her nope, very very smartly, years ago, saved it.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
This is before we were married, before we had kids.

Speaker 5 (26:41):
She was like, I'm just going to tuck this away
because someday we might want this, because I'm not going
to make Mickey Mouse.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Pancakes for ourselves.

Speaker 5 (26:49):
But okay, now we have it and I and I'm
very excited to bust it out soon for young Bohart.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
This is the way she refused, maybe we make some
of these Mickey Mouse.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
Your hands off. She locks the cupboard.

Speaker 5 (27:03):
I'm surprised Blake didn't keep it for physical media purposes.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
Right well, it's like.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
I have to I have to save this. Look be used.
I don't. I don't.

Speaker 6 (27:13):
I'm not a Mickey Mouse guy. I'm not a Disney guy.
So even the fact that I'm letting you talk about
Disney World and all that, Like, it's very boring. That's
very boring.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
And if you guys are listening or watching, Blake does
have a mute button for all of us, and it's
kind of up to him. He's the lead character of
our friend group or whatever they call it.

Speaker 6 (27:32):
I'm not like Mickey Mouse is never moved they call it.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
Did they say stuff like I'm the lead character of
my friend group.

Speaker 4 (27:38):
Who's saying it? Like, isn't that the whole thing?

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (27:40):
No, main character character syndrome? Energy, Yeah, energy or something.
I definitely have main character energy.

Speaker 5 (27:47):
Imagine being in a friend group where one of the person,
one of the people says, I'm the main character.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
You everyone hates that person, right.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
You know what?

Speaker 4 (27:56):
I bet you'd be surprised. You'd be shocked.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
Monster. That's how often that happen. It depends how to
handle it. It depends how they handle it.

Speaker 5 (28:03):
You know, Well, if it's a joke, then sure, But
if it's not a joke and they're saying, well, I'm
the main character, I.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
Promise you it's it happens more often than you say, or.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
The other fuddy duddies are like yeah, I mean hey, alright,
but hey, okay, Like all.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
Right, and it's not.

Speaker 5 (28:19):
It's not until later on in life that they realized
that they actually hated that person and they were a bitch.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
It probably if you're in your early twenties.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
I hated them, and I'm a bitch.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
So who's fault is I hated them? They are bitch?

Speaker 5 (28:31):
Well, it's they who's the I was saying that, you're yeah,
because you were subservient to this person who says I'm
the best person in your friend group exactly.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
That sucks.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
So you should have left.

Speaker 5 (28:43):
You should have left, or you should have just been like, hey, man,
he don't call yourself the main character.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Yep, Laker, you listen, I'm listening. Uh huh, yeah, like
you're here.

Speaker 6 (28:55):
Honestly, I do think in elementary years, I think I
was the main character.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
And then in later.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
Years then you had taken Yeah.

Speaker 5 (29:03):
But you're saying, sure, dude, I I you know, I
think we all were probably leaders of our little friend groups,
but we weren't saying ship like that.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
You know what.

Speaker 5 (29:15):
We're not in elementary school being like I'm the best one.
Follow me on the jungle gym. You're just saying, yo,
follow me, let's do this cool ship you're not saying
I'm the best, or.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Were you right? I'm not really stamping it. I don't
think you were. I don't think I was stamping it,
but I do think maybe I was.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
I was, I actually was saying it. I would just
end the sentence I was. I would end the sentence
with right, hey, right, boys, we're going this way, right, right, right?

Speaker 5 (29:44):
And then and then he looks back and no one's
no one there, No one's there.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
They go, oh, y'all are crazy.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
I guess we're going that way.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Huh.

Speaker 5 (29:52):
I'm such the the main I'm giving such main character energy, right,
main character on a so little journey.

Speaker 6 (30:01):
I do think I recall as a kid though, like
having a moment.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
That's what Blake says quietly to himself. I'm main character
on a solo journey.

Speaker 9 (30:10):
You know, thinks of the main character in a friend group,
the one who thinks of the friend the main character
of the friend group. There's I feel like every friend group,
friend group, as every friend group, I feel like every
young dude friend group suddenly like there's one quiet guy.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
Who's like, I bet I can pick you up.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Yeah, that's there's always a dude who's like he just
starts picking people up and you're like.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
Very quiet, very strong member of what is that? Why
is that true? I had I had him.

Speaker 6 (30:44):
I think there's just it's a way of asserting a
quiet dominance.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
And those guys are so strange. Guy they do. They're
usually good people.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
This guy, Hey, this dude can I'd go to summer camp.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
They're like, this guy can pick anybody up, and I'd
be like nice, sick to I'm good.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
Stop right there? Yeah, please, don't I believe that guy
was mean.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
I believe it was me.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Hey, bet bet, bet you can.

Speaker 4 (31:06):
But we're going this way right right, I told you do.
We're not picking people up anymore.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
Right right, We're done, right right, We're going to archery, right, yes. So,
so then we got back from Disney World.

Speaker 5 (31:21):
Okay, uh huh dude violently ill?

Speaker 3 (31:26):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (31:27):
Oh yeah, because we skipped on Friday. We're supposed to
do this Friday. That's right.

Speaker 5 (31:30):
We skipped a podcast. We're going to podcast on Friday.
And I was so sick.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Is this norovirus like a twenty four hour you were
in Florida that about it was about forty eight hours,
and it hit me like a fucking mac truck like
Syme truck.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
Uh, it hit me so viciously hard. We were there.

Speaker 5 (31:52):
We were actually in Orlando, not just for Disney World,
but I hosted the Children's Miracle Network had their giant
gala called Elevate where all the sponsors for the Children's
Miracle Network come in and I hosted the talent show.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
And it is very cute and it's very fun. I
think you're like, I can do.

Speaker 5 (32:10):
Maybe it was either there or the world that I
called this supervirus.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
But uh you think you yea, wait you wait?

Speaker 4 (32:18):
Where where were Jesus Christ?

Speaker 5 (32:20):
I was in Orlando. I hosted this giant event. Were
you not listening?

Speaker 2 (32:25):
He just got to just went to Monster Jam again.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
Here, I'm sorry you did you hit the mute button
on me? No, I'm blown away.

Speaker 6 (32:32):
I've never heard a Kraken or just get her done too,
So that's crazy. But where was where was this? I
don't think I'm getting sick through what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
The trams?

Speaker 5 (32:50):
Okay, So I was in Orlando hosting this giant event
for the Children's Miracle Network. Marie Osmond's there, dude, My
mom my mom always said that that Marie Osmond is
her doppelganger. Yeah, and everyone said that when she was
younger she looked like Marie Osmond. So I don't really
know Marie Osmond. You know, I'm I'm just a young boy.

(33:12):
I meet Marie Osmond. She's exactly like.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
My Momky Donkey's the.

Speaker 5 (33:16):
Same size as my mom. She talks the same as
my mom. Got the poop, she she has the poof,
She's had some work done.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
She looks really good.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
Dude, she looks un real for her aide.

Speaker 5 (33:27):
My mom is very jealous because she's like two years
older than or maybe the other way.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
And uh, she looks great, but my mom.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
Was she's a little Pornowye.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
They look they look, but they look great. She looks
great and looking really good. She looked.

Speaker 5 (33:45):
She was so nice and like made a nice video
for my mom. She was a wonderful woman.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:51):
Met Tatsiana Ali, Muhammad Ali's wife, sure white, daughter daughter.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
Of American gladiators fame.

Speaker 5 (33:59):
She she did it thing for children's Burkle network as well.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
So it's cool.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
It's a cool event.

Speaker 5 (34:03):
But I think I got deadly ill there and you
got this. This was unlike anything I've ever experienced. I
was so tired for two days. I could hardly open
up my eyes. The first day it was a cold
or a fever, I don't know. There was no fever,
but and I wasn't like not really snotty, not really

(34:24):
a sore throat, just like so tired that I couldn't
wake up.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
I slept for like eighteen hours, growing furteen hours.

Speaker 6 (34:32):
Maybe you did you get mono? Did you kiss buzz
light Year or something like?

Speaker 5 (34:36):
What?

Speaker 4 (34:37):
Doctor Anderson?

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Doctor Anderson's gonna get to the bottom of that.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
Mono, because I feel great today.

Speaker 5 (34:43):
It was like a two day thing, and then and
then yesterday I felt a little better, and then today I'm.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
Back the baby. I'm happy.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
Were you?

Speaker 6 (34:51):
Were you pumping yourself full of vitamins? What were we
doing to get ourselves over?

Speaker 3 (34:56):
Literally? Nothing?

Speaker 5 (35:00):
Just water, just water. I had a bunch of chicken
noodle soup, so that rocked.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
That's okay.

Speaker 5 (35:05):
That's not nothing science that soup, but the soul, that's
not nothing.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
That's that's really good. What do you get your chicken
noodle soup?

Speaker 4 (35:13):
That's a good name for a podcast.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
You know.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
They sent U the Children's Miracle Network people.

Speaker 5 (35:18):
They're so nice, you know, obviously all they do is
help sick kids.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Because you sent a really meant you got me fucking sick?
Which one got me sick? One of these cold? One
of these kids got me sick.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
Wait, so they sent you soup?

Speaker 3 (35:32):
They sent me soup?

Speaker 4 (35:33):
How do they even know you got sick?

Speaker 3 (35:34):
He wrote a scathing email.

Speaker 5 (35:36):
No, they hit me back. They were like, hey, thanks
for everything, how you doing?

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (35:39):
And I was like, I'm actually sick to ask, and
then within hours there was all the soup at my doorstep.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
It was unreal.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
I don't tell. I wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
I'd be like, I'm good, it was great, thank you
by I wouldn't be like, actually I will.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
I don't know. I'm like, who gives a fuck?

Speaker 3 (35:54):
Yeah, they asked me how I was doing.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
I'm like, but I know, but now I know free soup.

Speaker 6 (35:57):
Yeah yeah, he's uh, he's just being honest. But that's
fucking cool.

Speaker 5 (36:01):
Well, because I didn't respond to their text like eight
hours later, and normally I try to respond to them, Oh.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
You ghosted them?

Speaker 5 (36:08):
Yeah, because dude, I was falling asleep, like I wasn't
looking at my phone. It was a crazy beautiful I
would like I would like be watching TV and then
I'd wake up and it's two episodes later, and I
just like slept through it. I'm like, huh, it was wild.
It was like I was eleven beers deep and like
I was stumbling.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
I was falling. It was a while. We all know
you weren't just hammered, very sure. I didn't drink anything. Damn.
It was like a trip with kids. I wasn't like drinking.
You know, they don't got beer. Disney Disney World.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
I was gonna say, except I was waiting waiting for
the accept Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
I was just drinking beer.

Speaker 5 (36:47):
I had a beer at lunch, that's my boy. I
had a beer or a like mixed drink by.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
The pool, like a hurricane, Like what are we talking? No?
Like whatever blend they called.

Speaker 5 (37:03):
The Miami Vices or I love that shat it's good.

Speaker 6 (37:07):
So where did the two drinks all weekend? Where did
this this chicken noodle soup come from?

Speaker 3 (37:12):
Like? Was it an elite badge? Which I knew it was?
It was any lead batched. I really like chicken noodles.
I saved it. I wish I knew the name of it,
because that'd be a hell of it. Dude, we need
the plug.

Speaker 5 (37:24):
Probably one more person would order chicken noodle soup from
them if they heard it on our podcast.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
That would be sick.

Speaker 6 (37:30):
I'm just wondering, like, do they have a network of
chicken noodle soup places where they can just like send
it out to anybody in the country.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
They've been doing this for years, dude, So have you
ever heard.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
Of It's just uber eats so you just get it
from a grocery store.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
I think they.

Speaker 5 (37:48):
I think they have like everything dialed so if like
who has everything died but Children's miracle networks.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
We're talking about.

Speaker 6 (37:55):
We're talking about the Miracle Network, Like they probably have
the most elite.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
They make they make miracles.

Speaker 6 (38:02):
Yeah, they probably have the most elite chicken noodle soup
in the world.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
Like they're literally giving it to sick.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
They probably just hit up Aroon and then just had an.

Speaker 6 (38:13):
It's better than better it was. It's probably like a
team of like Grandma's.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
You know what, I'm gonna text. I'm gonna text Clo
have for go look for me.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Hey, Hey, I need you to go down there right
now for the podcast.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Pizza Pizza right. I I guarantee.

Speaker 5 (38:30):
If you please tell me what the name of the
soup is this is it's for It's for the podcast.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
I need it right now. The world needs to know.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
Don't yell this is important you all caps? All caps?

Speaker 3 (38:41):
Was that a voice note or was that where you talk?
Was that a POS call?

Speaker 5 (38:46):
Dude, I don't even know how do people send where
you can just talk?

Speaker 4 (38:51):
I hope you don't do that to me.

Speaker 5 (38:52):
Ever, I don't know how, but people will do it
to me. I don't know how to do I don't
even know how to do it.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
I find it to be the clearest violation of like
you thinking that to me is people who think their
main characters that actually they're just like I'm thinking out
loud and I'm gonna send this to you.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
I'm not gonna take the time to type it, and.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
I expect you, wherever the fuck you are, to play
this out loud and listen to so you could read
it too.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
I never I never play it out loud. You can
just read it, you.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Can just frame us.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
I've never written.

Speaker 6 (39:28):
I actually got to see one of my favorite stand
up comedians, Chelsea Pretti, last night, and she did something
about voice memos and how they should be. Chelsea, is
one of your favorite standard. Yes, I find her to
be absolutely hilarious. It's just I think she is so
damned she's good.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
I like her too. Favorite. Yes, I think Chelsea is
one what is your like, top three? Top five people
like comedians doing it right now? Yeah? Absolutely absolutely. Chris
Rock is still doing it right Chris Rock does. He's off.
He's off the table for me.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Why, wow, dude?

Speaker 3 (40:06):
Why I don't. I just he hasn't yet. He doesn't,
he doesn't, He's not. Wow, dude, this is not on
my radar?

Speaker 4 (40:13):
What like?

Speaker 3 (40:13):
Who? His last special wasn't that good?

Speaker 2 (40:16):
The one where he went in on the slab.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
At all that tambourine was the ship? Yeah, I would.
I thought that was fine.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
You just I liked it.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
I thought I was like, Okay, he's so good, he
still got it.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
I thought it was awesome. Chris Rock rocks, dude, He's
my number one. Hey, I love Chris. I think Chris
Rock is like one of the best. If not, you know,
I'm saying, like doing it.

Speaker 5 (40:35):
Right now though, So you said you said Chelsea currently
doing it right now?

Speaker 3 (40:40):
He's He was at the improv just the other week.
I would rather see Chelsea than Chris Rock for sure.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Okay, here's my question, and Adam, I want you to
weigh on this. As a stand up I always hear
people rank comedians like this is my favorite of all
time Richard Pryor, And and is that based on Here's
what let me rephrase this. I like the idea of
ranking best specials ever.

Speaker 6 (41:03):
Okay, yeah, that's that's over being that's a little easier.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Who's the greatest comedian of all time? Because like, I
don't know, man.

Speaker 5 (41:11):
Because there are comics, there's comics that have done it
so right. When it comes like Jeff Foxworthy, I don't
find him to be the funniest. But if you look
at his career and just like how he did it
and how many books he put out, like comedy books
and the specials and.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
The tours he did fifth grader.

Speaker 5 (41:31):
Yeah, I mean, honestly, he did it the exact arc
of what a stand up comedy comedian can do. That
that never blew up in was a movie star, and
that he's a pure stand up comic. Yes, now I
don't find him be the funniest guys really prolific, No,
that's exactly what he is. He's prolific when it comes
to stand up comedy and just comedy churning out comedy.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
You might be you might be a redneck? Is eliph
it is?

Speaker 2 (41:58):
I mean he's a if you if you think it's
hacky or like Hammy or whatever about you might be.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
It's so fucking good and they're funny.

Speaker 6 (42:10):
Yeah, he created a game, dude. Yes, yeah, you know
he's a killer. But he doesn't really like make me
like like think.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
He just makes me laugh. He doesn't make me think. Okay, yeah,
that's what I'm saying. I'm like, I don't know if
I different best to it.

Speaker 5 (42:25):
There's like there's a there's stand ups that have like
everybody loves Eddie Murphy's a couple of specials. His two specials. Yeah,
I understand. They are really really funny. And he just
came out like a lightning Bolton and people were like,
oh my god, he's the greatest.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
He's the best.

Speaker 5 (42:42):
Yes, but then he didn't keep doing it, so you
can't rake him the greatest or the best.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
But what I'm saying is, couldn't you because of those
two specials?

Speaker 4 (42:51):
Like aren't those two specials?

Speaker 3 (42:52):
Like that's there's different ways.

Speaker 5 (42:54):
Yeah, there's different ways of looking at it, you look
at like a whole career like Foxworthy or someone like that,
their career is as far as just stand up comedy goes,
is better than than Eddie Murphy's career as comer.

Speaker 6 (43:10):
Right, But maybe Eddie Murphy has a funnier special than
Jeff Foxworthy.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
Absolutely he does.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
I went down a YouTube rabbit hole just Paul Mooney
stand up special hilarious, unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
I never loved Paul Mooney.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
I never love it.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Yeah, Pawnee, I mean, yeah, you know it.

Speaker 6 (43:29):
Because even when you think of like Dave Chappelle, like
he was such a different comedian earlier in his career,
he was like very I just listened to an interview
with him.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
He's always you know that NPR joint.

Speaker 6 (43:40):
Yeah, he's always very thoughtful, and he is very intriguing
to listen to him because he does He's not a
he's not a bozo, he's not an idiot. He thinks
about everything, and he is a prolific person. Yeah, he's
very And then when you think about his like early specials,
they were so silly, they were like so silly, like
the bits were about like stoner sessm Streak and those

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are the ones that really stand out to me.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
That's like, for me, that's peak Chappelle.

Speaker 5 (44:04):
Well, that's because that's the level of intelligence you're working on.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Yeah, it's like I like to think when he did
the Stone Sesame Street, I was like, oh.

Speaker 5 (44:13):
Shit, shit, you're a stupid dumb I mean, and Blake,
I'm with you. I like the silly shit too, I
I to me, I like, to me like every comment. Yes,
I think he can talk on uh more political topics
and I do it.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
Do whatever you want as a comedian, But to.

Speaker 5 (44:32):
Me, the funnier clever bits have nothing to do with that,
and it's just Stone Sesame Street.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
Well, it's just the baby smoking crack on the corner. Yes,
I mean, but I do like people.

Speaker 6 (44:45):
I mean I like a comic that makes you, you know,
really think and really like analyze society and the way
we and also makes you laugh while you do it.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
I do like the Yeah, I love the total package, right,
they got.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
To package it' I mean, dude, that to me, that's
why both of the two what is a Bigger and
Blacker and the other Chris Rock special that came out
where it was just like bring bringing the pain talking
about society and packaging it bring the pain. Yeah, they
were packaging it in jokes and stories that were unfucking believable,
just so good.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
Chris Rock to me is is I saw him.

Speaker 5 (45:24):
He followed me once at the improv because it was
like an open mic and this was like oh five
or whatever, and it was an open mic. And then
he goes up and I'm like, fuck, he's gonna crush
and the and he didn't, and it was awesome. He
was working out brand new material and he just had
a notebook and he's just sort of rambling and it
was like the first like a couple of minutes are

(45:44):
super exciting because it's Chris Rock. But then you're like, oh,
he's just like figuring stuff out. Yeah, And even said
on stage, he's like he's like, uh, y'all gonna go
home and say you saw Chris Rock talk uh talk
about dentistry for thirty five minutes and and you were like, yeah,
it was just like working out a bit. And then
two months later I see him doing a Saturday night

(46:07):
set talking about dentistry and it was crashing because I
callish the material and dialed it in and it was
it was so cool.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
I think that.

Speaker 6 (46:16):
I think that's one of the cool things about still
living in LA and Hollywood is you're going to see
those sets like I saw Chelsea. That's because like the
Netflix is a joke, thing is coming out, you know,
the festival is starting.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
Jubinurubadour are Dodour show when.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
If if I recall it is exactly on the five.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
May may be there. We're going to have it's sold out.
It's there.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
If you bought tickets, we'll meet you outside like buzz
light your style.

Speaker 6 (46:49):
But it is cool because you can see comedians like
work out their stuff. You know, you're not out of
casino or wherever in America where the Polish. Yeah, so
you do get to see it, and it I mean
it's a person who considers themselves a comedian of sorts.
It's really fun to watch a comedian's mind work and
see him stumble through that stuff.

Speaker 5 (47:10):
It's just it used to always come with me when
we would when I was doing open mics all the time. Yeah,
and it was really cool to see, like you'd see
Luisy K jump up and I honestly, I've never seen
Luisy K not crush.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
I've never been around him. I don't know. I was.

Speaker 5 (47:24):
I would always stand next to him and say, I'm
a potted plant, I'm a potter.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
Did he jerk off in a potted plant? I think
that was nice Weinstein. That's Wineste, that was Winstein.

Speaker 4 (47:35):
You a pot of plant? Weinstein jerked off?

Speaker 5 (47:38):
I did, But Weinstein jerked off and potted plants, and
Weinstein had a pretty strong hour.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
It was a confusing time.

Speaker 5 (47:47):
That was a confusing time where like it all came
out within like a week. Harvey Weinstein, the prolific movie producer,
was jerking off in potted plants, which seems like we're.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
Just doing more than just do that. Yeah, and I
think he's in prison.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
Yeah, prolific movie producer, convicted rapists movie producer?

Speaker 4 (48:06):
Oh was he a convicted rap I mean, isn't that
why he's in jail?

Speaker 5 (48:10):
I thought maybe it's just the plant The plant Union
came after him allegedly.

Speaker 4 (48:14):
I don't know, I don't know the thing. He's in
jail for being not tea.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
He's in jail for a thing.

Speaker 5 (48:18):
And uh lucy k got in trouble for like jerking
off in front of people. Yeah, so then I got
those two things conflated.

Speaker 4 (48:28):
You know, dude, is.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
This are we have you the like gooning Gonniversary the
guy who like drove through the drive through of like
a bikini coffee thing with his pants off and then
like got filmed and they released the video and then
the guy was like, oh fuck, and he killed himself.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
And now there's this.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Unbelievable I League of gooners. There's a there's this ironic
like we stand with the gooner and they have like
a goonerle like a funeral. They all showed up to
where the guy blew his brains out to have like
a fucking y No, no, that's not my points.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
That's what they call it. They call it.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
I know I'm giving them points. I'm giving them points.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
They and the whole thing is a bit, and they're
they're dead serious and the guy's dead.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
Is it a bit? They're not dead serious, They're not
dead serious.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
They're like they're dead serious about the bit. They're they're tripling, doubling,
quadrupling down on the bad.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
Yeah, it's it's gnarly, it's insane. It's another Channel five.

Speaker 5 (49:30):
And because I kind of heard about Gooney had about
well Goony is just where you cross your eyes and
jerk off.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
What is gooning is apparently beating off a lot.

Speaker 6 (49:41):
Yeah, gooning is is now means like, yeah, you masturbate
a ton.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
Okay, So Kyle, Yeah, you're just looking. You're just looking
to goon, You're looking to go.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
But dude killed himself and now there's all these dudes
out there like pretending like they like he was a
martyr for like, guys jack off and need to find
places to do it.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
So this guy was jacking off driving through.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
He drolled through a bikini you know how?

Speaker 6 (50:06):
Yeah, you know how in like Portland and where like
you can get those. It's like a drive through coffee
shop where the the baristas are hot babes.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
Dude, they're all hookers, right, I don't I don't know.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
I wouldn't say that. I think that they just are where.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know the protoc It's
like Hooters. It's like Hooters, but it's a coffee player. Yeah,
it seems a little more nasty than.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Go down that rabbit hole. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (50:37):
I truly don't know the protocol of bikini like drive
through coffee coffee shops.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
I don't know if am.

Speaker 6 (50:44):
Like, I don't know, I don't know if you ask
for extra cream latte and then you get something else.
But this dude rolled through the drive through with like
apparently like.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
Pants off, you know, no pants taking his hand or.

Speaker 6 (50:58):
His pants off, and the barrist was recording it, and
he was like kind of realized he got caught.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
It's like a new HARAMBEI a new like there's a
leprechaun in the tree right where people are pretending a
new Uh.

Speaker 5 (51:16):
Gotta wake up early, cook breakfast for somebody.

Speaker 4 (51:20):
No, that's not that's not what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
What I'm saying is it's like a bandwagon thing for
people to pretend.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
To care about, right, Yes, sure, because.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
You're like in on it, and people who don't understand
being in on it are dry, are driven crazy by it.

Speaker 4 (51:36):
So you're like it's trolling. It's just like another level.

Speaker 5 (51:39):
It's well, it really sucks that this guy committed suicide.

Speaker 6 (51:44):
I mean, yeah, he had a wife, and I think kid,
but I.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
Mean he was so ashamed by his horniness. But I
think that, but I think that's where there actually is.

Speaker 6 (51:54):
We go like there is a stance to be taken
like these guys are going. This guy shouldn't have been
shamed into killing himself just because he was going through
a drive through it.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
But he wasn't shamed into killing himself. He had shame.

Speaker 6 (52:07):
That's why he did it him.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
He chose to kill himself. By the way, you should
have some shame.

Speaker 6 (52:14):
Well not maybe not shame as I well, shame is okay.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
You should have some shame, okay from because.

Speaker 5 (52:22):
You were jerking off while a girl is just trying
to hand you a fucking pumpkin.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
Latta will you talking about.

Speaker 5 (52:32):
Dude, even if she's a hooker, if you're not paying
her the money to jerk off.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
In front of well, he bought the coffee a coffee,
I don't think.

Speaker 5 (52:41):
I don't think a four dollars a cup of coffee
is it would constitute jerking off?

Speaker 4 (52:45):
You want some cream?

Speaker 3 (52:47):
Jerking off is at least twenty bucks or forty bucks.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
It's science.

Speaker 5 (52:50):
I don't know how much jerking off costs, but it's
probably fairly expensive.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Set the perking off should be free jerking off.

Speaker 5 (52:56):
Jerking off in front of a woman that seems like
you were just going, you should be paying for that.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
That's a service.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
Okay, well tell Luis c Bro circle back, circle back,
bring on tour. Yeah, the guy, nobody made him kill himself.
He killed himself posting the video of him and Blatt
putting his face on blast. Right, you know what, I
bet other dudes think twice now, who did that? Like
the manager of the not even the girl who took

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the video. The manager was like, let's put this guy
on blast. Yeah, you know, and I'm and I'm working.

Speaker 4 (53:32):
With all of the facts.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
Of course, this is there's nothing this is.

Speaker 6 (53:42):
It would be absolutely unreal if you showed up to
those like gonniversaries and you were like the leader.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
No, if we just saw I'd be unreal.

Speaker 5 (53:51):
That would be like he like has those hats on
that also has a wig of like long hair coming
down the path.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
But it's just obvious the audience.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
Know the the golf ones where it's the poof on
the top of the visor. Dude, I've seen people who
look like that and it's not it's not even the.

Speaker 5 (54:08):
Fake at Yeah, the real.

Speaker 6 (54:14):
I wish Dear, DearS, DearS, I hope you do that.
That would be really cool. We'll see link up with
the goons. That would be so I.

Speaker 4 (54:23):
Mean the way you're talking, I think you're their guy.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
No, I'm too obvious. You're you're cool.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
Oh, like I got that lead character. Hey, move over, guys,
we're gonna stand here. We're gonna the.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
Of the of the Goons, Like I show up. Everybody like, oh,
Blake's you're like, he's trying to get some shine or whatever.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
We don't leave here till we can drag away on.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
Arch Like, that's sick.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
If you pull up, that's true. That check out this mom.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
You're hanging out with Kurt Russell and then on weekends
you're your goniversary. I like that.

Speaker 5 (54:55):
I wonder if our buddy goons that's just a nickname.
I wonder if now that because I kind of didn't
put it together that gooning is a real thing and
people talk like like, actually say gooning is he probably
hates that nickname.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
Yeah, it has more Yeah, does he still have it? Yeah?
Well it's his Instagram handle. He still still hasn't changed
it yet.

Speaker 4 (55:16):
Well, you know, and then he probably is into it.
He's probably like, isn't that funny?

Speaker 3 (55:20):
Yeah, maybe I'm gonna come.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
He's leaning in, he's leaning.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
I hope, so I hope he has a good sense
of humor from this.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Any apologies, any novel gangers out there, Dude, I don't
think so.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
I think we nailed it. I guess maybe maybe I
could take back.

Speaker 4 (55:36):
I don't.

Speaker 6 (55:37):
I'm not sure how strongly I worded what I said
about Chris Rock if I said I didn't like him
or what. But I do think he's an extremely talented
stand up comedian. One of my favorites of all time.
I hope I didn't throw that around.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
Pretty willy nilly.

Speaker 5 (55:50):
That's why I was just because you said that Chelsea
is one of your favorites of all time.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
I'm doing it.

Speaker 6 (55:57):
I I love I like that is a name where
like I'm like, yes, I will go see Chelsea performs
stand up anytime.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
I think she's just hilarious.

Speaker 4 (56:06):
Okay, really, it's just hilarious. She's nothing more than hilarious, nothing.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
More than that.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
Not to me.

Speaker 6 (56:12):
Interesting is she's directed in me in a movie and
she's nothing more than hilarious.

Speaker 5 (56:17):
Okay, okay, okay, now are you just trying to get
put in another movie? This is no right now. By
the way, I find her, I find her very funny.
I do also think she's funny. I'm not that.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
I don't mean to take anything away.

Speaker 5 (56:32):
We're talking about the greatest comedians of all time, which
is the list that you put her on.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
She's not on my even top ten.

Speaker 4 (56:41):
That's okay.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
I would have to, I would have to. I would
have to reanalyze.

Speaker 6 (56:46):
I'm very surprised the greatest of all time even though
her special one of the greats is one of the greats.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
It's very very fun.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
Is that where it cuts to the crowd that's not there? Yesh,
so good, very good.

Speaker 6 (57:00):
I uh to make a list, I would have to
really like think about it and look at comedians. But
I'm saying right now, if I'm looking at Marquees, I'm
driving past the comedy places. That's that's that's one I'm
pulling up for.

Speaker 4 (57:13):
I just watched some of David Cross's I started it.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Love David God damn, he's so so fun absolutely funny.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
You know who is so funny that? But like I,
I just haven't made me right for a while. No, no, no,
not you not you?

Speaker 5 (57:28):
Uh uh is Patton Oswalt, Patton Oswald? You you said,
David David Cross. I feel like they're in the same class.
If you will of comedian, I will like they graduated
at the same time.

Speaker 3 (57:39):
Yeah, grun truck Yeah where they're like, yeah, they're like
alternative comics. You know.

Speaker 5 (57:46):
So my wife took took the photos of the of
all of the uh chicken noodle soups, the soups. And
it is, by the way, not just chicken noodle. Drumrollato bitrumroll.
That's a yummy one doodles and a baked potato soup.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
Oh, that's gonna make you feel better.

Speaker 5 (58:08):
And it's called spoonful spoonful of comfort.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
That's awesome. Shout out a spoonful of comfort. If you're
h send us some soup.

Speaker 4 (58:19):
Spoonful, we would love to try it.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
Send us some soup. Please send us some.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
I would drink it right out of the footbed of
my reef sandal, which is which is almost impossible because.

Speaker 4 (58:32):
I'm always wearing them. So fucking We'll see.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
And you didn't.

Speaker 5 (58:37):
You didn't want to take back Chelsea Perretti being your No,
you're the greatest fall.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
To stand on business.

Speaker 4 (58:43):
Let him.

Speaker 3 (58:43):
I don't let us stand on business. That's my goat.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
I like how I like how Blake's like Chelsea Preddy
and you're like, that's crazy for me, Jeff Foxworthy.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
No, I well we're talking about you have your points.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
He has his points. Like I told you, DoD.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
I'm standing on business.

Speaker 4 (58:59):
Let him have his reef sandal standing on business.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
Yeah, the reef sandal still has the it seems like
you didn't wear them. It still has the sticker on there.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
But that's impossible.

Speaker 4 (59:08):
We've been wearing them. That's crazy. That's crazy talk.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
I'm currently wearing mine right now in on Business.

Speaker 4 (59:14):
This is a long episode.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
We end it.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
Yeah, and this is another but so up perfect.

Speaker 9 (59:30):
You're unbelievable.