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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This is Important a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what's the most important,
bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I'm jerking off right now.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Can you tell if I go back in there, I
will throw up?
Speaker 4 (00:22):
The only place in public that I might ship is
at airport.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Buckle up. Make sure you get that tie frame. I
took my pants off for this pod. This is a pie.
Maybe we should do pants off pods. I'll do it
every ed. Okay, I'm always goon and I'm always goon.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
And is it against the rules to like, can you
if you're not if you can't see me bus, but
you can tell I'm busting?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Is that illegal or legal? Like a like what's the website?
The yes chat? Beautiful? Sorry sorry beautiful? Ignore that, Ignore
that beautiful agony where it's just like girls faces Xamster.
(01:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Was the one real quick segment, Adam? What was the
one where you could vote on a picture?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Oh, Goddess Goddess Post, Goddess Post.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
I was like, I knew Adam, but when he told
me about Goddess Post, I was like, I rock with this, dude.
It was like a Mom and Pop pornos site where
it's just like they took submission.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
By the way, this year was like two thousand and five.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Yes, they would like take submissions and I think they'd
be like twelve. Then people would vote, and then the
next day you could check yesterday's results and like it.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Was like Genie, why but wouldn't it be if you
if you won on Goddess Post, you would advance to
the next round, so the same picture, like would go
to the next round.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
No, no, no, no, you're overthinking it, like it was no, no, no,
it was day it was.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
That would be pretty cool, like kind of like Battle
of the Babes and.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I can always guess exactly which one was going to win.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I knew sometimes it was very easy. You were you
actually had an insane ability. I knew what the people liked.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Yeah, I think you know, finger on the Pulse of the.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Beauty Theater of the Creeps. You've always been finger on
the Throb. You're really finger on the Throb of the
creep and we love you for that.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Wait, why did you just make it the creeps? He
said it, he said it. Why did you make it
the creeps? Because you're you know, dude, yerk it off
and you're there gooning, you know, but like we all,
we all still go on there every day. No, well
it it hasn't exist. It is two thousand and six. Wait,
I gotta go since I shut it down. Wait, so, yeah,
(02:58):
can we beautiful? What is beautiful Agony? We've definitely touched upon.
It's the website. We've talked about it, so to speak.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
It's a porno site where you just are seeing what
you're seeing of me right now.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
But it's like girls masters that porno.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
There was no nudity. There was no nudity. It was
a camera specifically on the face.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
This is this is Blake's perfect porn site right here.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
I thought it was sul tree. Is that the word
I'm looking for? It was quite sult tree. That's definitely
a word. It was just the face of I think
it was always females, right, was it also, dude?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I'm sure there was dudes.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
By the way, the fact that you even I don't know, man,
that's a good question.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
I wonder, I don't know. Maybe God has post is
on Twitter now? Dude? Oh really, Oh that's huge.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Congratulations to the submitter of today's number one voted and
it's on TikTok.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
X dot com.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Someone just sent me a uh video on X and
I got hacked out of X years years ago and
I can't get on. And it bums me out so
much when somebody sends you a video and then you
can't respond because you haven't been able to look at it,
(04:17):
and then they like reach back.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Out, like what do you think of the video?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
You know they want you to respond, And it's like
a work friend too, so I'm sure it's work related.
I'm like, I'm pretty I'm pretty salty that I can't
look at this fit Dude. Should I just make another
X account? I think you should, Dude, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
I'm like, it's I say, here's every time I get
sent something, dude, I get brought on there and then
you just watch somebody get like get shot in the face.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
That's that's why I was fine when I got when
they when I was hacked out of it and I
couldn't sign back in, I was like, because you would
wake up in the first thing in the morning, you
just flip it open and you start looking and you're
just like, oh, I just saw someone get eaten by
a shark like hit by a a train the first
thing in the morning, You're like, yeah, Jesus, that's.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
That's when it really hit the fan for me. The
morning when I woke up and the first thing I
saw was that video of the dude getting eaten by
a shark, and I was just like.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Hey, Blake, I'm on a beautiful agony dot com and oh, yeah,
there's guy, there's there's dudes.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
There's almost all guys.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
Everybody's coming.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Didn't used to be. It didn't used to be. Now
there's a lot of guys on here. There's a lot
of guys. Didn't used to be.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
It was a very it was a very like feminine
porno site, and of course guys, as we do, we
just had to move in and take over.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Yeah. Now, so basically the concept, and we've talked about
this before, but it's a lockoff camera on the face
of people who are reaching orgasm.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
It's beautiful Agony dot Com quoting it lockoff.
Speaker 7 (05:49):
I've never heard you like, I'm so eloquent, fucking well
said also, that was actually really cool with the right Yeah,
and that.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
That's what it is. I mean, there's no other there's
no other way to explain it. I'm locking off. This
is locked off, my connection going out? Yeah, and what
did you like so much about that? But can we
do that live on this podcast?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
What?
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Can we? I mean yeah, can we do that on
the podcast?
Speaker 6 (06:17):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Beautiful agony ourselves? Beautiful agony ourselves?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Oh I would I would love that. I think that
would be awesome. Dude, No, dude, I'm actually like our
o faces. Oh dude, I've have you guys ever made
a porno with your loved one? No, and then try
to try to watch it back? No, not at all,
try to watch it back?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Well, all right, give me the phone and they're like,
you know, try to watch.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
This.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I erase that, erased that obviously, you know.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Uhlo looked beautiful, okay, and I looked.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
I was. I was sorry for her. I was so sorry.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I was like the fact that she has to look
up at that, the way it works, I'm like, that's wait.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
What were the angles? What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
There's a lot of angles? We're moving on the cameras
moving all over the place.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Was it a locked was it locked off? Was it
a cowboy angle? Blake? What has all these terminologies? He
wants to try?
Speaker 8 (07:11):
Yeah, he wants to work the angles freak. See wait,
was the camera move I'm sorry? Was it a handheld thing?
Like I was sitting it over here? Was sitting over there.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
We have a few tripods, so there's lighting situation. I
mean we you know, we had a few kenos up.
Speaker 9 (07:29):
Yeah, keno flow you need another four inches?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Wait.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
So like there were setups like you'd take a break
and then you'd move the camera and stuff like that,
so you'd have to re enter it.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Was it, It was It was years and years ago.
Is one when we had one of those little.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Handheld camst week and then.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
You put it you put it over here, keep it
fresh fresh. You know you're moving it.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
You're not taking a break. It's sort of in the
heat of the passion.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
So it's like it's in arm arm's length, so you
can like move it here and here, Like how are
you propping it up?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Are you like holding it? Have you never? You've literally never,
I've never. I have no. I have no desire to film.
Here's what what I'm doing? Why because what you're doing
is so dirty and disgusting. Finish.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
I do love the idea climbing in the sack with
our significant others and they're like, why.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Are you wearing those sunglasses?
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Now that's now that I actually thought about, and I'm
so bummed. I lost the metas within odd day because
I think I might what.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
You you were like, I'm gonna do a po V style.
I think I might have tried.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Yeah, well, yeah tried, And I gotta say, there's in
my mind, there's nothing more that our significant others want
is to look back at a fucking dude from the
future wearing.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Oak with a blinking light in the middle of his forehead.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Well, there's literally a zero possibility that Blake hasn't had
sex with wrap around oakleys on. Oh that's say one
hundred two hundred chance that he's done that. Oh yeah,
that's that's regular.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Yeah obviously.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
But well then but then, but see, the point of
is to see other angles.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Is to see the different Well, you could probably take
your glasses off and kind of like put them under
your nuts.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Yeah, I guess you could just set them anywhere, Blake, but.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Yeah, wiener is your nose and you could kind of
like put them on like a so.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Just like A that's beautiful. A they're kissing, they're kissing you.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
Yeah, yeah, kind yeah, or you're talking about okay, yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Okay, come on, keep up, yeah, keep keep up, keep up. Okay.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
I I think if you hacked my meta, it would
be me like running and then and then every tenth
run would be me.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Fucking no, it would be you know what it would
be is it would be you running and then every
tenth one is you trying to convince your girl to
let you do this, and it's just like I'm recording,
we can have it normally, I'm already recording.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
That is the YouTube sketch that we would have made
if we just started making.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
God, that's good. No, no, no, no, you take it off
and we can have sex. But honey, this is okay.
They're not on. They're not on. I do love the
idea that it's like it's okay, they're not they're not.
It's not recording, it's bleaking, it's blinking. It starts off.
Speaker 5 (10:23):
As like a pitch where it's like check me out,
I don't know about that. Then it like cuts then
it cuts back to like why not, what's the deal like?
And then it's like begging, and then it comes back
to like fighting, and then it cuts back and it's
like I don't know they're my ex boyfriends, but you
should put them on and it's just like some motherfucking.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Good twist, good Janning middle and then that's a good twist.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
And then they're just like alright. Then they're at good Will. Yeah,
and then and then Blake's in the window, and then
they're at good Will and I'm buying them again. But
I'm like home, Oh my god, wait, I had a
I had a great idea. I don't know where it
goes or what it could be, wanting less and then
it's the year three. Some some Loube companies sent somebody,
(11:08):
some lube company. I would never know the name of it.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
I didn't get this, but some what do you guys
got like a dick where you put your dick in
and that you're bare though, right.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Yeah, right, waiting somebody, what is it?
Speaker 5 (11:19):
It's like a dick sleeve, like you wear it on
your dick and then now your dick.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Is We weren't we giving something like that?
Speaker 5 (11:25):
That was fucking Adams pretending he definitely got it in
his eyes too.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
I'm looking around, we hear it go like he's wearing it.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
No, But I had a funny idea where it's like
some guy's complaining about, like, you know, sex life with
his girls not getting and he's like, you know what,
I got something for you here. You put this on.
It's going to change everything. And then the guy goes
and he uses it and it's like, oh fuck, it
changed everything. He goes exactly, man, you put that little
thing on and she's begging for your big hog and
he's like what.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
But yeah, he's like, you put you put this on.
You stuff your dick.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
In there, but you put the little one on and
she's like, I wish I had your big dick.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
So then you go You're welcome, and he's like, so
this is supposed to be smaller than what I have.
Speaker 9 (12:09):
You need another four inches?
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Okay? I see like your new sketch group. Yeah, boy,
these are.
Speaker 10 (12:17):
Some fun pitches. They're all based comedy. Everything is a point.
Really sketch group. I do think sketches for porn Hub.
If I could get on.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
The front page of Pornhub, guaranteed I would do a few.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
But remember when when wasn't it like Brassers or porn
Hub or someone reached out to us and wanted us
to do comedy for them, they like wanted to actually.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Like, I feel like we would have. I feel like
we'd still be there. No, I think Isaac talked to
us out of it.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
For the one good thing. Isaac, he was like, now
you don't want to do stuff for porn.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
I don't like you guys, tell me to show me.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
I think I recall that, but I think it was
like Mike in Brazil or something.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
It was like a smaller company Mike in Brazil. Wow,
what a deep cut. I love that. Damn.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
I do wish that we as a team were like, yeah, yeah,
let's pass on that. And then it's like I went
onto a fucking durs doing this fucking catch a.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Fucking donal thing.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
The fuck Yeah, we wait until we were all in
our forties to start making porno content.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
AI is going to take.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
You fit in, man, don't be surprised when you see
a listers get in.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Where you fit in.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
That's the that's the uh branding on side of that package.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Where you sid dick's leave, get in where you fit in.
Speaker 9 (13:42):
You need another four inches?
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Well, there's a whole hold of that story.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Because if you put anything over your dick, it's going
to be bigger so you can't put your dick in
something and it would be smaller.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
No, you can mash your like flascid dick into something
that's smaller.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Yeah, we're talking about like mashing your flask.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Well, then then it wouldn't even stay on, Grandma, it
would just slide right out.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Here's here's here's all I'm gonna say. We need to know.
We got to get to the bottom of this.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
So if you are a manufacturer, send us various sizes
of whatever you got, because cool.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Is how much wrong information we've spewed on this podcast.
And this is the first time Adam's throwing a flag
on the play, and then we're talking about actually actually
time out.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
Because he's got the Russell Crow like fucking ones and
zeros going by him like beautiful mind style.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
Actually, and I'm gonna I'm gonna throw a flag on
the play.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
It would be no matter what, it's gonna be a
little bigger. I mean, yes, I think I think it.
Adam was real quiet, had like a pencil out and
was like, this isn't it's.
Speaker 6 (14:49):
Science guys, Hang on, wait what second?
Speaker 5 (14:53):
I mean yeah, here, yes, yes, it would automatically be bigger.
But if you stuff a flaccid dick into a smaller
bildo than you're Then my my story that I thought
it for ten seconds checks out.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
No, I don't think there's some holes and there's some holes.
Yeah holes, there's gonna be you'll put a hole in it. Yeah.
By the way, that's the nightmare. Is that?
Speaker 5 (15:16):
Like, wait, what you look down at your dick and
it just like looks like a dick splitting out of
another dick or I guess maybe Blake, that's your thing.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
No, I mean you're saying like it's a dick that
like maybe if it's like the way we lose teeth,
like every twenty years our dicks. Yeah, you shed your
dick and your dick becomes larger.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
So like, but that's the case that everyone everyone's dick
shed wouldn't that be nice? Yes, then you know that
I'm shedding. I can't. I can't do anything this weekend.
It's our period, Like I'm shedding this weekend, and men deserve.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Men deserve to have a little bit of a rush.
You can hiccup, dude, I feel sometimes I.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Feel like we have hiccups, like we murder people all
the time. No, but that's our bad brains.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Most sociopaths are most suicides, like men mostly the week
were the ones that kill ourselves. That's a decision we make.
That's a decision we make sure. We may have bad brains,
but it's a decision we make. There's things that the
female body does that they have no control over, as
far as like going.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Yeah, but we have no control.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
We we we have a certain amount of testosterone and
these things that make us do crazy things.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
There's ways and well, well Blake doesn't have that testosterone,
so that's why he's right.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Sorry, can you go yet? That low?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
From the testosterone test that we did over a year ago,
you were low.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
Here's the well, I took it later in the day.
You have to take it early. But here's the deal.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
I'm here.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Men had to shed their penis every ten years, and
there was a week.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
There was a week.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Wouldn't you think you have more testosterone later in the day.
You've been funny, way to do it? Ship, You've been like, no,
don't around you don't.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
That isn't how it works.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
If you knew about testosterone and he looked it up
all the time to find out.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Why, finding out why you would know, then you would know.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
Look, so for one week, men can't have sex because
they're shedding their penis.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
I don't think that's terrible.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
And do we if we hang out together, do we
shed at the same time.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Like we sink up if we if we se period?
Speaker 4 (17:23):
But also remember you're shedding your penis larger to get larger.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
It's you're you're being rewarded after the show. Well see,
but what if it's not a reward.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
What if someone a reward has too What if someone
has too big of a penis?
Speaker 3 (17:38):
If someone has too big of a penis a.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Tremus and and they don't want their penis any larger
because it's too big.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Right, Well, then tales all the time.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
I'm sure we would start to develop a medication where.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
It hurts it hurts their loved ones and someone. I'm
gonna have to see your meta footage, bro, We'll do
it a lot. I'm gonna have to see menage.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Meta footage because I we got to get more of
those glasses, dude, we really did.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
I told Isaac, I'm like, what happened to those the
glasses hook up? Can we get them? I know? I
know our girl a girl Okay? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (18:13):
By the way it sounds horrible after what we're talking
This is our agent's sibling, who.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Yeah, very nice, has nothing to do with what we're
talking about. We're talking about completely glasses.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
Hey we got our girl, but whoa whoa we are
we are going to use it, probably for porno.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
I think all of I think Meta knows, I think
Oakley knows, I think ray Band knows.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
I think that they know what these these glasses are
going to be used for well, because they do weird
me out. Like I was.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
I was on a shoot the other day and this
the uh director which just had them on not okay,
and he was just filming everything that was happening and
it was not Kyle, And I was a little taken
aback because I'm like, well, that's not what we're shooting.
He was just like they were just honest. He's talking
(19:00):
to me about.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Hey, Adam, can you stop being so many snacks footage
of like where my mark and like how to open
up the thing, and and I'm like, here's my question.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
No, do you think he's rolling as like a protective
measure where it's like it's like how cops wear body
camps where they're like I need you to know, like
this is how I'm behaving. So anybody says anything about
how I'm directing.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Scrub the footy. When you cast Adam, you have to
have medical you have to it's a protective measure. Yeah, okay,
that makes sense. That makes sense. I might have to
jerk off in a pot of plant real quick.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Yeah, you might catch me near a pot of plant.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
But no, like why else I'd be like, could we
not roll? What do we know?
Speaker 4 (19:43):
I think it's for BTS. It's like this is the
most BTS you can get.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
But also but also they let you know when they're
doing behind the scenes, like it's a big deal.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
It's a day. It's a day. It's like a hey,
today's Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
But but as you guys know, like that ship, like
it's not cool, Like that is not a fun day
on set.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
You like kind of get sick of the BTS. Well, sure,
I love it. I go character. That's where Durs finally shines.
Is the BTS interesting?
Speaker 5 (20:12):
My character really is dealing with something that I had
never thought about until yesterday when they gave me this
piece of paper and they were like, this is basically
what we need you to say, And I.
Speaker 6 (20:20):
Say it, Oh, good for you, dude.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
An actor, especially an actor, if they have kind of
a small part and they're like an actor actor and
then they go when behind the scenes asked them to talk,
and then they that's their time to shine, and then
they just go off on how deep their character is
and and talks about the inner struggles, and it makes
you question yourself as an actor because you're like, I
have none of those thoughts.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
I did it. What's that guy's fucking?
Speaker 2 (20:55):
I just kind of memorized the lines and uh like
thought about this. Yeah, I just cycled through my funny face.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
I went in the mirror and get a couple a
couple of that.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
I did one with uh Todd. Who's the guy?
Speaker 5 (21:14):
I was in a movie called How to Be Single,
How To Sing, and I was paired with a guy
who we didn't have any scenes together. This guy, this
is Dakota fan No, no, no, this is like a famous dude.
He's in everything, he books everything.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
I don't was it Dakota Fanning in it? Yes?
Speaker 5 (21:30):
Dakota Johnson, Johnson Johnson rebel, both of you Johnson?
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Uh and he yeah, Jake Lacy Lacey, He's in everything.
He's very good.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
And we got paired up for like the press day
and I'm like, here we go, let's do the press
thing like and he's like yeah, And then like we're
rolling and he's just as he's exactly what you want
as like a studio exec to like say the thing,
get the point across, and give the answer that they want.
And I'm like, I'm trying to entertain myself because we're
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here for twelve hours and he's like nailing it and
I'm looking at him like god damn dog.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Like and that stude.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
That's why he keeps a professional. He's a very good actor.
I think he's a good actor. But that's also why
he keeps getting hired, is if you that's a huge
part of the job is being good at that stuff.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
And I'll admit I'm not very good at that either.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Good, but just hitting those beats, I'm always like I
pass it to someone else to hit the beats that
they need you to hit, and I just make jokes.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
As soon as you have to say somebody's first and
last name, you're like, uh, you say there.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
I feel like I'm back in like a study group
after school where everyone's like and when did that war
end and I'm like, did it?
Speaker 4 (22:53):
Like he's here, like someone say, we're still fighting it,
but yo, homie, tell him, help me get it.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
I brought snacks? What up? Sorry? Is it cool if
I eat snacks? You have to know first and last
names too, real? Yeah, well I know first and last names.
That would be Isaac. Who Isaac?
Speaker 5 (23:12):
I don't know anybody's name. I don't know anybody's name.
I don't remember my character's name. When they bring you
back like six months later, I'm like.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Bro, that's crazy. Was I Dave or was I? That's crazy?
That is why I'm so crazy that you can't remember that.
Oh no, there's no, it's just a first name. It's
like Tom. Yeah no, sorry, I wasn't even trying to
remember that movie. What do you mean it was the
name of your character?
Speaker 5 (23:35):
Yeah, but like yeah, but I've only played like five
different four different names, and I've been in countless project
but I think I've been Tom like a few times.
I've been like Casey a couple of times. Like they're
just I'm only often exactly.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Yeah, it's really hard. No, what the worst is when
you have to know, like in a scene, who you're.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
When you have to act and be in character. Dude,
that is the wors.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Dude, I don't know anybody's character name. Let her know,
let alone anybody's name.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Let her know, let it know. Yeh yeah, I don't
know nothing, dude, let her know. Let it just out
here winging it dude. Okay, we could tell, no, we
could tell a dream is a true Yeah. Now I
don't have a problem remembering names. But you have a
great memory. You remember like lines from ten movies ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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I know.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
My My memory is actually like, it's weird how it
works very specifically, same dude, and then it's so bad
in other uh, in other parts, like I couldn't tell
you we just did a podcast before this podcast, couldn't
tell you what one thing we talked about.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
I don't I don't know. I don't know true because
people people.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Uh, my buddy who I went on the Orlando trip with,
he was like, yeah, so do you guys plan the podcast?
There has to be like a skeleton of remember his name,
go ahead, my buddy. Well, I don't know if he
wants me to to air him out, but he was like, yeah,
my buddy's sly. He was like do you have a
skeleton like outline? And I'm like, you must not have
(25:22):
listened to the podcast because there it's so dumb. We
just bounce around and we talk about our day and
I'm so thankful that anyone listens.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
We wanted this.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Let's think him a moment of thanks, take a moment
of thanks gratitude because you know this, this ship is important.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
Yeah, but how how cool would it be to have
a podcast that you actually like kind of studied up
on and like you kind of brought some thoughts to
the table and really sort of like I'm good, okay.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
What like what is the way what you what would
be that?
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Like, by the way, you don't want to do that
because you don't you don't even want to post about
our successful podcast.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
That's different. I'm not eating constantly is like my only
contribution to effort here. That's different.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
Like if you like, say we were diving into like
a subject where we okay, say we did like a playback,
like we were watching even okay, episodes of Hey dude,
all right, and we're going from episode one to the
end of it, right.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Okay, And why would we watch episodes of watch episodes
of Workaholics.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
I think, hey, dude actually has a podcast coming out
which I'm kind of stoked on it.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
And it's Christine Taylor m m. Yeah, Stiller's Stiller's wife
is doing it.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
It's going to be fire, dude, It's going to be fired, probably.
But so we would all take time before, like the
night before we'd watch it. You'd have a notepad, you'd
kind of like write ideas, and we'd like kind of
go down a list like.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
You're explaining a genre. Yeah, I'm talking about what you
want to do, Like what would be a thing that
you would want to do?
Speaker 3 (27:07):
And is that one of them? A watchback show?
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Not watch back, but at least something where we had
to like do some homework and maybe.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
Like bring it the next set I would want to do.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
I like the idea of us watching an episode of
Workaholics because then the fans could go back and they
could watch that episode with us, and then we can
rehash everything we remember, because there's some episodes. Once you
get past season two, I don't remember what what the
hell happened?
Speaker 3 (27:35):
I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
I think the first season we were so because we
sat with that for like two years before it even
came out right, and so like you really had a
long time, And then we wrote season two while we
were waiting for season one to come out, so we
just had a long time to sit with those episodes.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
And then by season three we were like off to
the races. So if this is like the watch back,
we're gonna make them those I think.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
I think those episodes I don't remember, and there's certain
like every once in a while, I'll be like, I'll
throw on some Workaholics.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Before the before the cruise, before.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
The cruise, I was like, let me see, and I
put on an episode the cruise before and I was like,
I was just like picked a random one, and I'm like,
I don't fucking remember even shooting this.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
No idea that being said, pretty funny, pretty funny, pretty funny,
pretty funny.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
No, Like I when we watched it in that theater
with everybody on the cruise, like that was the first
time I had watched Workaholics in a very long time. Yeah,
in the years, and like the jokes were fresh to me,
some of them. I was like, oh ship, that was well,
they gotta be they gotta be fresh mine.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
They got it, they got it.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Yes, Well, I will say on the cruise. Those are
two of them the most seen episodes of our show.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
So that makes me wonder, what the fuck else did
we film because those two I'm pretty familiar with.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Those, probably, but that was probably one day. There's probably
some might just like completely forgot, right. Oh, absolutely absolutely,
we did eighty seven apps. That's a lot.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
I remember stuff like I remember being on the Gravitron
the whole damn day and getting sick, and then like
right before that or after that, crushing Panda Express.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
But those were like two different episodes, right, was that
even the same episode? No, but we filmed it the
same day. I just remember it. I think those are too.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
I think those are two times we got nauseous in
the front in the front yard, Oh, I thought we
were just vomiting on stead all day.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
No, no, no, And that was me being like, wait,
hang on, I can throw up. Do you guys want
me to throw up? If I go back in there,
I will throw up. We'll shoot it, shoot it, yeah,
Baby Neuts, make sure you get it. Baby. I think
Baby Nuts was like, let's get this. It was directing.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Yeah, I remember that too, and then we all had
to go back in there. Waiting for Durst to actually
throw up.
Speaker 4 (29:52):
Yes, but it was crazy, like being on the gravitron
all day actually did fuck us up.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
Yeah, that was a nightmare idea. We had a lot of.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Really, I would say my least favorite episode to shoot
was that when we're fighting each other.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
In the pool, naked in the pool, fish with the.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Fish, that's right, and we're just hitting each other with
dead fish and it's like they're exploding and we're getting
like the innards of the fish all over ourselves as.
Speaker 6 (30:18):
They were real.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
Yeah, they were real.
Speaker 6 (30:20):
It was real.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
We're very like, we have to do it real, like,
we were very that well, it was the only way
to make it real.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
We didn't have money to make fake fish to explode,
but we had fake fish floating in the pool. Yeah,
but they if you hit each other with it, it
wouldn't look they wouldn't explode like a real fish.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
We had to hit the fish together to blow up.
That was like the thing. Yeah, dude, it's so funny.
Speaker 6 (30:43):
Fucking thing sucks.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Yeah, it was cool though. That's savage, bro. I guess
when I got eaten by a dog savage.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
That was cool, Like, that's that's kind of cool. That's
the kind of shit you have to do. See, this
is dude, this is the this is this is our
callback dang pod. Do we do a callback pod?
Speaker 1 (31:03):
No?
Speaker 4 (31:03):
But okay, wait, but maybe it would be cool to
do something that isn't, you know, Hollywood related.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Maybe we like, we should.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
Make somebody, we should make like somebody who works at
like NASA watch an episode and be like, Okay, what
do you think?
Speaker 3 (31:19):
Do you know what I mean? Like, yeah, yeah, that's
a good that's a good idea.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Is we we have someone that's Maybe that's the interview
podcast we do where we get someone whether it's someone
that works at NASA or just a serious person, a
serious actor, and we have them.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
I mean, if we get like Dame Judy Dench.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
To watch an episode, she's also like eighty eighty years old,
we get her to watch.
Speaker 5 (31:46):
I've never seen, but I'm not and we are not
giving her flowers at this point.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
We are not. We shouldn't even set her name is dead.
Speaker 4 (31:56):
No, no, it is currently April twentieth. It's actually twenty.
Holy bro, she might be she might be done for No,
she might be.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
No, she's not.
Speaker 11 (32:08):
She's not.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
She's not, she's not.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
But you get someone like that to watch Workaholics and
give their honest critique.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Okay, I like that. I like that. Will that get sad?
Just how podcast? I didn't like it? Well, used to
go and then they logged a bit zoom. I didn't
like it. Who was I'm sorry, I'm blanking on it.
We we cut her part. But on Game Over, man,
(32:40):
who was our grandmother? Claus Leachman? Chlorus leech Leachman, alright,
name legend, legend. I don't remember.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
I don't remember anybody who stayed in the movie, but
I remember Cloris Leachman. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
She in the makeup trailer day one. She was like, so,
you guys wrote this movie and we were like yeah,
and she was like, I didn't understand it. And we're
like oh yeah, and she goes, this is the way, Yeah,
you guys. You guys all sound the same.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
And I'm like, okay.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
She was just like dunking on our movie and I'm like, yeah, well,
why do you fucking die.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
Cutting you out? Well with that, we're cutting you out.
And I think that's what the podcast would would end
up being.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
It's just like vengeople from a different generation not liking
our brand of comedy, and I.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
Think it instead of old people, we should get young
people who are like, yeah that also, they would like it.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
You think they would, I don't know, man, or get
I don't know. You get some of these yeah, some
of these broccoli haired boys that work out at my gym.
Speaker 5 (33:46):
Oh you think that gooners wouldn't like half the fucking
show is beating off in porno.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Yeah, that's true, all right, shoulder works when they made
us jerk off like this a way no one.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
Has ever jerked off before, so legendary.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
By the way, I'm when I was sick, I watched
two seasons, more than two seasons of Sopranos, which.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Is a lot. He returned to Sopranos a lot. Yeah,
I think my four maybe my fourth time. You watched
twenty hours of television? Yeah, I think it is the
best show, right.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
I watched a few handful of episodes before I got sick,
and then I just plowed through the rest and.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
It is a great show.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
I also fell asleep through a few episodes and I'd
come back and I'm like, oh, it happens. But they
had Chris the cousin or the nephew was jerking off
and they they had him work his shoulder.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
I noticed his shoulder was was really.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Crank industry standards, and I was like, oh, that's the note.
That's the note that the network gave him. Like really,
maybe like make that shoulder work because because by the way,
I'm jerking off right now. Can you tell I'm jerking
off right?
Speaker 3 (35:04):
I mean I know you really, I know you really well,
so yes I can. But I know what you're saying.
It's because it's a risk movement. It's not a shoulder movement.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
Like I don't know if chat Roulette is back, but
I've been seeing stuff popping up on like my my
insta explorer page or my what's it called what's.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
On your inst Yeah. No, it'll be like people who
like it.
Speaker 4 (35:27):
Will be this dude who like is really close to
the camera to make it look like he's like like
I said, of titties or whatever. And it'll be like
and it'll be like guys like you know, they're like
watching it, but you can like kind of like it's
very subtle motion like yeah, but like the but the dudes,
the dudes who are on the chat Roulette I kind of.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Like yeah, and like he'll be like, do you want
me to show him? And they'll be like yeah, like.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Like what is.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
Exactly stop? What is the what's that look like it?
Speaker 4 (36:01):
Right?
Speaker 3 (36:02):
And you gotta go on Netflix to stop.
Speaker 6 (36:06):
But it'll be like a.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
Guy like, yeah, I know, I know what you're saying.
You want me to show him? And then it'll be
like a dude like and they're like what are you doing?
And then they'll be like, oh, got you, bitch.
Speaker 4 (36:16):
I could watch that ship for oh goddamn day, dude,
that ship is so funny. And then they immediately like
turned their camera off. But they're just like, but it's
really subtle. It's really subtle, but you can kind to tell.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
It's just like a very small move.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
By the way, I've never I've never seen that that
Your Explorer page is hilarious.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
Oh, it's a lot of pranks. I got a lot
of pranks based Kennedy Goodbye, Blake sent me the excuse me,
sir guy? Did we cover the sulready?
Speaker 5 (36:53):
No?
Speaker 3 (36:53):
I don't know. We spoke about it at Easter, but
we've never talked about it on air. What I assume
is like a really manly looking guy with like a
what we talked about.
Speaker 11 (37:02):
While our kids look for Easter and it's true, and
he wears uh, he wears the glasses or some sort
of glasses that have a camera, and he just goes
into like a gas station or like a home depot
and he stands like.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
Near people and he goes, excuse me in like a
like a real feminine voice. He must be a ventro quiz.
He can throw his voice okay, and people turn around.
Speaker 5 (37:24):
He's like and then he just looks around like did
you hear that? And people are like yeah. And then
he goes help me please, and people are like what.
He goes, I think there's like a woman under here,
and like people believe him and he's help him.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
In the Praezer, he gets everybody in the store to
really start like looking for this person and then like
he'll pick He'll pick one person and be like, no,
it's me.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
It's so funny, dude, it's so sonny.
Speaker 5 (37:53):
Blake sends me this. It's very funny. I show it
to my kids. We're close to like a month now
of them just walking around just like when I like
they wake up before me and I just hear downstairs
like I need hell, Like if like someone's reaching for
the cereal.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
They're like, now just speaking in this video.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Dude, I bet your wife loves this bit. They're always
just saying I need help, and she's like, honestly, she's
just like naughty. If she's like they're just doing the thing,
she's fully tuned it out. I showed it to her
and she's like, that's funny.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
I'm like, all right, well, well it's actually really funny.
Shaping your children's humor. It's actually really really funny. Here's why.
That's that's it's just like I think we have places
to be and things to do. Just turn that off.
There's some so many good Spring pranks. Spring you said spranks,
that's your new name. It's really good spanks as well. Well.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Sometimes you watch those pranks and it's just like kids
will go in and like vandalize the target and be like,
I doh, I know that wasn't me. I'm like, well, no,
I'm the guy working at Target who's just has this
minimum wage job has to clean up all the shit
that you destroyed because and you're saying it's not you.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
You know which one?
Speaker 4 (39:01):
I really like when you're being like the stall taking
a shit, but like what you do is you're like, hey, man,
like I just ran out of toilet paper over here,
and then when the dude like reaches under the stall,
you like wipe like chocolate on his handles, and then
they go, what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (39:20):
It's so good, dude? They go, be listed, Dude. I
thought it was just gonna be like you like really
fumble the ball. No, or you like grab their arm. No,
you ask them for toilet paper and then you wipe chocolate.
Or first of all, that is genius and Blake well
and all of us. What would you do?
Speaker 4 (39:40):
Would you give him props with the person props or
would you be mad? I wouldn't hand him toilet paper.
I would pretend I don't hear him. And also I
wouldn't be shitting like at the mall.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
I just want to do it. What be'st main character
energy right there? I just want to do it.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
No, there's no way, what are you talking about. I'm
not helping my fellow man can figure it out.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Brother, that is not crazy. Another language, you'd be like duh,
no't understand. I would leave hell his feet slowly just
retract above.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Well, Blake, are you one of the see this is
why you're not main character energy. You don't ship when
you're in public when you really.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
Have to take a ship. Not at the mall. Fuck no,
hell no, what do you mean? Why not at the mall?
Malls have pretty cleanly bathrooms, and Adam, because there's people
in there. Yea, I ship everywhere.
Speaker 4 (40:35):
The only place in public that I might ship is
at airport because you just gotta take care of it.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
You gotta.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Oh fucking wow, dude, swallow the swallow one you got
to we got.
Speaker 5 (40:51):
When my dude takes a fucking stand on zal, he's
like it goes out saying God God.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
Well no, also the airport or sorry, the mall.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
Could you could be forty minutes from your house and
you and it's your family's shopping or whatever you have
to ship.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
Just go take a ship, dude. We've covered that.
Speaker 5 (41:15):
Adam doesn't even lay anything down. He doesn't give a fuck.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
I don't care.
Speaker 4 (41:19):
I honestly, I usually don't have to ship that bad.
It's a rare instance that, like, my butthole is puckering
so hard that it like is gonna come out.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
If the toilet seat isn't disgusting, nothing is getting laid
down I'm sitting down, I'm shitting, I'm wiping my ass,
I'm going about my business right, And.
Speaker 3 (41:39):
Can I tell you something?
Speaker 5 (41:40):
The ghost of whoever else ship on that seat before
you is with you. They're with you now, that's fine, donky.
Whatever bits you think you're coming up with it are
funny or probably not even yours.
Speaker 3 (41:51):
Yes, it's him, this is we gotta write this horror.
You'm scared. This is like let him again, isn't it?
This is like little like my.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Sister was always afraid to poop in public, and she
still might be. What's up, Brittany?
Speaker 3 (42:07):
She still might be, But in her youth she was
petrified of shooting in public. Why is that so scary?
It's just a thing we all do.
Speaker 4 (42:16):
You have to take a ship, you're vulnerable for a while,
and you're there's just a lot of things, like you're
not in the jungle.
Speaker 3 (42:23):
Though, yeah you're not. You're not vulnerable, dude, you're just shitting.
Speaker 4 (42:27):
There aren't tigers. You're at the mall. It's there's there's
crazy people at the mall. Like anything could happen. What
do you think it's gonna happen? What happened to you
on what happened.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
There's so many scenarios. What happened to you? Let's air
this out. What's one scenario besides a guy rubbing chocolate
on your hands.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
To be this scared and also by the fact, honors,
would you hand a guy if he's like, hey man,
there's no toilet paper.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
Can you have me some toilet paper? No, that's that's
you're a bad person. You know what I do? I go,
I make it. I go, so hangs.
Speaker 5 (43:01):
I go so it hangs below, and then I go
so that like the thing drifts into his thing. And
then I hold out the top and because now now
it's unusual then of toilet unusual, not under the floor,
like I just I pull it down so it goes
like below the the opening. Oh god, dude, hang on
(43:23):
real quick sidebar. I'm in the stall the other day
with my four year old go into the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
He goes.
Speaker 5 (43:31):
Then I'm like, all right, now, hang on a second,
because I'm gonna go too, all right, And he's like
all right, And then I go and then.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
I turn around. He's gone gone, and he goes, guess
where I am. And I'm like, oh fucking shit. Now
I gotta like hose you down.
Speaker 5 (43:46):
This dude crawled underneath onto the floor and was like
jumping around the outside.
Speaker 3 (43:50):
Oh damn, dude, it was.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
It was absolute chaos, uh in Disney because the we're
in the Orlando Airport.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
Bo just laid down and started licking the ground. Yeah,
you're like, yeah, well, I don't know how you got sick?
Is this crazy? Yeah, well he's not sick. He's fucking
running lamps around here. Dude. They're they're built to last.
Speaker 4 (44:09):
No, the immunity is crazy, dude. Yeah, they be licking
garbage cans. It's fucking crazy, dude.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
Nasty. What you do see your kids do as like
the age or whatever is wild.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
You're like, uh, yeah, it's it's true chaos. And you
think like, oh, he's gonna be so sick from that,
and then he's not sick at all from that.
Speaker 3 (44:29):
You're sick.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
But then he meets but then he meets another two
year old for like two minutes, and then he's deathly ill.
Speaker 5 (44:36):
Right right right, right right, Yeah, as soon as they
go to preschool, it's just buggers.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
It's just not not for twenty four thirty six months,
I'm pretty Yeah, that's pretty fucking I'm excited so much
I gave up on Kleenex. I just used my hand.
Speaker 5 (44:53):
Oh that's crazy, bro, because if you keep using kleenex,
then they're the kid with the red nose, and I'm like,
that's not gonna be my kid.
Speaker 4 (45:00):
That seems like when you used to get fed the
raw ground beef. I feel like that was like your
mom's like, yo, we're just gonna give them wrong meat.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
When I think of that story, I think of that
story kind of often, because I'm making burgers and ground
beef often.
Speaker 3 (45:14):
I guess what, just a little salt pop it, dude.
I think of that often. I've never heard of that before.
You're the only person I've ever heard it's steak tar
tar Yeah.
Speaker 4 (45:24):
Yeah, you need a real quality burger, dude, or you're
getting worms.
Speaker 3 (45:28):
Real quality meats. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
I feel like I've never heard of anyone doing that,
but it makes me kind of want to try it,
because fucking ground beef rocks.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
You won't think it's gross. You'll like, yeah better.
Speaker 4 (45:39):
But it feels like a like a kind of like
a Norwegian secret that feels kind of it's kind of legendary.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
She's actually the German English side. She's just from the South.
She's just I don't know. I don't know what they
did down there, fried green tomatoes, all sorts of weird shit.
Speaker 11 (45:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (45:53):
Great movie, yeah, great movie. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
For those of you that didn't listen to that podcast
to two hundred podcasts ago versus.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
His mom would give him ground beef just like a
little a little handful.
Speaker 5 (46:04):
If she was like making like taco meat in like
the skillet, you know, she'd be tossing in the ground
beef and then she'd be like, here you go, dash
a little salt on it, and then just feed little meat.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
It's good. I love it.
Speaker 4 (46:18):
I think the way we got to that is because
Kyle and I claimed we ate raw hot dogs, which which,
by the way, I might be disgusting.
Speaker 3 (46:28):
It's science, dude. I don't think that's gross at all.
I used to eat it all the time. Why is
that bad?
Speaker 4 (46:34):
It's already cooked, it's already done, but it tastes like
like they taste like iron, or like they just taste weird.
Speaker 3 (46:42):
Because they're hot. What do they call it? They're like manufactured.
They're you're a picky eater, Blake, I bet you're mean, Like, dude,
I'm not.
Speaker 5 (46:50):
I was.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
You ate three things your entire child, Okay, sure, yes
I was, I will okay. And then it wasn't even
until your mid to late twenties that you even ate sushi.
I remember we'd go to sushi restaurants.
Speaker 3 (47:03):
At the time. Well that's bullshit, because you're from California
and you're from like the California there was no sushi.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
Oh so now you claim conquered. You always claim the
Bay Area and even will claim Oakland Concord is the
Bay Area, dude, A legend. Dude, it's a bart stop.
We can't do this, not on my pod.
Speaker 3 (47:24):
I take back later, Adams, and it's just every It's
just ye.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
But then you'll claim conquered when you don't want to
seem too worldly, I guess.
Speaker 3 (47:35):
But San Francisco's right there, and there was so much
Susi sushi when.
Speaker 5 (47:39):
You I didn't go to San Francisco. The Window to
the World, I think they call it Saint Louis or something.
Window the West.
Speaker 4 (47:48):
Dude episode thirty March sixteenth, twenty twenty one, talks about
about eating.
Speaker 3 (47:55):
Rabby Robby episode. The fact that uh Todd is able
to pull that up is true, that's ai.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
It is just an instant, and the episode is called
no jokes can't tell time?
Speaker 3 (48:07):
That was it must have been a good episode. We're
really layings. I think that's a lot of people need
to everything. Do You're okay?
Speaker 5 (48:14):
By the way, one of my other kids he can
tell time, but it is not his like he doesn't
know when things are happening. He doesn't know how long
it's been since he started, like playing a video game
or like reading a book.
Speaker 3 (48:27):
I'm like, hey man, it's eleven at nine, and this
is your smart kid, right. And then market the one
who's like.
Speaker 7 (48:33):
Less bookish, Let's say, okay, you could say that that's
fine bookcase, because my.
Speaker 5 (48:38):
Older kid is like a fucking bookworm. He just is reading,
and it's like smarter than me, like reads better than
me for sure. Yeah, very very smart young man. But
then the very the second one who's less bookish is
like scheduling out his day and he's like, well, so
then that'll give me forty five minutes to do this
thing and I'll be home by seven thirty to night.
Speaker 3 (48:54):
And I'm like, I'm like, a yeah, that's how I
was in my I love having a watch.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
Yeah, I loved having a watch, and I love like
scheduling out, like the planning what I was going to do?
Speaker 1 (49:08):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (49:09):
What do you suppose that is? It's like a control over,
It's a control thing. Yeah, it's like you want to
know what to expect. It's like I can understand this.
Speaker 2 (49:17):
I can understand like my day having this much time
and being like, okay, well we're giving ourselves a lot
of time to do that, so I'll have a ton
of time to play kickball or whatever dope ass thing
I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (49:28):
No, but no, but you did say you specifically said kickball.
Speaker 5 (49:31):
And if you want to go in, this has brought
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Speaker 3 (49:34):
Just it's help, better help, dude, No, no, no, but
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Oh I'm in okay, better better by the way, first
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Speaker 5 (49:54):
Have you?
Speaker 3 (49:55):
Have you guys taken your family to sushi yet?
Speaker 6 (49:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (49:59):
Well yeah yeah, and we had a nanny who made sushi,
so they were eating.
Speaker 4 (50:04):
It and sushi delivery out here. Hey, this is real
Hollywood talk, but we like Sugarfish. They're actually super dope
because the box like educates you, like it educates me.
Speaker 5 (50:17):
It's like this goes with that, this goes with that,
and the kids like it packaged. My fucking third kid
does not eat anything that's not packaged, and we have
to like break him. The other day, I was like, well,
why don't I just open up? It was like the
sushi flake things that you eat all the time.
Speaker 3 (50:33):
At him, they're like, yeah, seaweed or fur a cocky seaweed. Yeah,
I go, why don't I just put it on a plate?
Speaker 5 (50:39):
And it's the same thing, And I open it up
in front of him and I just put on a
plate and I serve it and he was like what
and just blew up at me.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
Didn't work, And I'm like, you just saw.
Speaker 5 (50:49):
It's the It is the thing, but it's not in
the So sugarfish is dope because it comes in like
a box that looks very like I don't.
Speaker 3 (50:56):
Know if someone else made it, then it's not Mom
and dad.
Speaker 5 (50:58):
Yeah, as opposed to just like or even just screing
at a restaurant, and when it shows up on a plate,
you're like, what is this, but if it's package, they
like it's a stringe.
Speaker 4 (51:07):
Maybe I'm being ignorant, but like with ignorant, every every
rouphs Vons, every grocery store you go into in La
there is a sushi section and that is like prepared
like daily, true pre package.
Speaker 3 (51:22):
True true at in all of that facts.
Speaker 5 (51:24):
Yeah, which I heard somebody say out loud in public
the other day.
Speaker 3 (51:28):
That's cool if you're got in all of that, lachool
it was. It was wild. I almost like stopped to
be like have you been frozen in time? And all that.
Speaker 5 (51:37):
But the packaging for sugarfish is like another level. It's
like an unboxed right.
Speaker 3 (51:41):
Man, and you pay for it. You know this it's
an it's it's a nice sushi. So this is a
very la yeah thing.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
But it comes in like a little white briefcase like
forty bucks.
Speaker 3 (51:53):
Right. It's yeah, it's a little price pay you're paying
for it.
Speaker 4 (51:58):
But it is kind of like a cool educational program
as well, because it tells you like this goes with this,
like salmon goes with this sauce.
Speaker 3 (52:07):
This was another episode. I do love the idea of Blake.
Speaker 5 (52:12):
Let's just say for fun sake, losing everything, career over, homeless,
and he just he walks around, say, with a sugarfish box,
trying to educate kids.
Speaker 3 (52:23):
He's like, it's educational. Hey, for five dollars, I'll show
you what sushi is. And people are like and it's
it's an old, raggedy box too, like by the no
sushi in it. You know, he's kind of a legend.
Speaker 5 (52:35):
And everyone's like, that's like, oh, there is that sushi man.
Speaker 3 (52:39):
He's really nice. He's very kind. I think Blake would
like that, honestly, think out of any of our.
Speaker 2 (52:45):
Friends who would be capable of losing everything and being homeless,
as long as he was a legend to someone, as
long as someone like the kids in the neighborhood would
call him like Sushi conquered. He's a conquered legend, and
we call him sush you may And he just walks
around with this ragged old box that used to be
white but now it's kind of brown and yellow.
Speaker 3 (53:07):
Getting too real. Yeah, yeah, Sushi May, it's getting too real.
Speaker 5 (53:10):
And then someone sees you without the box one day
and you're like, you're talking yourself and someone's like, hey, man,
I got you box.
Speaker 3 (53:17):
You're like god damn, because I am hungry. They're like,
oh no, it's just the box. It's just the box.
I thought you just needed the box a sushi.
Speaker 2 (53:27):
It's any takebacks, any apologies, any epic slams.
Speaker 3 (53:31):
I mean, I want to take back my whole career
and just be sushi.
Speaker 6 (53:33):
Man.
Speaker 3 (53:35):
It's not too late. You would thrive and that's not
too late. But you eat sushi now.
Speaker 2 (53:39):
We ate sushi not too long ago together, and I
was pleasantly surprised that you eat sush I love sushi.
Speaker 3 (53:45):
What do you eat? What do you get? Everything? I'm
down for whatever I know you do. You're a trash compactor, blake.
The only thing I really don't mess with is is
ni like the urchin. I don't like that. Stuff's not
that great. I'm not super into eel, but it's like
sushy girls. Fine, yeah, but it's fine. It's actually fine.
And I don't funk with octopus that hard.
Speaker 4 (54:06):
I don't like to eat octopus because I just don't
believe in eating that animal.
Speaker 3 (54:12):
So everything else you'll get.
Speaker 5 (54:14):
But I guess what I'm trying to zero in is
zero in on is you just came into my sushi restaurant.
Speaker 3 (54:20):
What are you ordering?
Speaker 4 (54:21):
I love, I love Salmon. I love Albuquerque, Albacore. I love,
I love, I love all the tunas.
Speaker 3 (54:31):
Okay, and that's another episode Basic ass Sushi.
Speaker 2 (54:38):
You gotta go Red Snapper, Dude Snappers where it's at
the Golden Eyes.
Speaker 4 (54:43):
We went to that one spot in San Francisco together.
We snapped on a lot of stuff.
Speaker 3 (54:47):
It was delicious Francisco. And that was another episode
Speaker 2 (55:00):
Reported Kumbaya, Kumbaya, Kumbaya,
Welcome to This is Important a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what's the most important,
bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I'm jerking off right now.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Can you tell if I go back in there, I
will throw up?
Speaker 4 (00:22):
The only place in public that I might ship is
at airport.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Buckle up. Make sure you get that tie frame. I
took my pants off for this pod. This is a pie.
Maybe we should do pants off pods. I'll do it
every ed. Okay, I'm always goon and I'm always goon.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
And is it against the rules to like, can you
if you're not if you can't see me bus, but
you can tell I'm busting?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Is that illegal or legal? Like a like what's the website?
The yes chat? Beautiful? Sorry sorry beautiful? Ignore that, Ignore
that beautiful agony where it's just like girls faces Xamster.
(01:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Was the one real quick segment, Adam? What was the
one where you could vote on a picture?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Oh, Goddess Goddess Post, Goddess Post.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
I was like, I knew Adam, but when he told
me about Goddess Post, I was like, I rock with this, dude.
It was like a Mom and Pop pornos site where
it's just like they took submission.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
By the way, this year was like two thousand and five.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Yes, they would like take submissions and I think they'd
be like twelve. Then people would vote, and then the
next day you could check yesterday's results and like it.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Was like Genie, why but wouldn't it be if you
if you won on Goddess Post, you would advance to
the next round, so the same picture, like would go
to the next round.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
No, no, no, no, you're overthinking it, like it was no, no, no,
it was day it was.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
That would be pretty cool, like kind of like Battle
of the Babes and.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I can always guess exactly which one was going to win.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I knew sometimes it was very easy. You were you
actually had an insane ability. I knew what the people liked.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Yeah, I think you know, finger on the Pulse of the.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Beauty Theater of the Creeps. You've always been finger on
the Throb. You're really finger on the Throb of the
creep and we love you for that.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Wait, why did you just make it the creeps? He
said it, he said it. Why did you make it
the creeps? Because you're you know, dude, yerk it off
and you're there gooning, you know, but like we all,
we all still go on there every day. No, well
it it hasn't exist. It is two thousand and six. Wait,
I gotta go since I shut it down. Wait, so, yeah,
(02:58):
can we beautiful? What is beautiful Agony? We've definitely touched upon.
It's the website. We've talked about it, so to speak.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
It's a porno site where you just are seeing what
you're seeing of me right now.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
But it's like girls masters that porno.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
There was no nudity. There was no nudity. It was
a camera specifically on the face.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
This is this is Blake's perfect porn site right here.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
I thought it was sul tree. Is that the word
I'm looking for? It was quite sult tree. That's definitely
a word. It was just the face of I think
it was always females, right, was it also, dude?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I'm sure there was dudes.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
By the way, the fact that you even I don't know, man,
that's a good question.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
I wonder, I don't know. Maybe God has post is
on Twitter now? Dude? Oh really, Oh that's huge.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Congratulations to the submitter of today's number one voted and
it's on TikTok.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
X dot com.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Someone just sent me a uh video on X and
I got hacked out of X years years ago and
I can't get on. And it bums me out so
much when somebody sends you a video and then you
can't respond because you haven't been able to look at it,
(04:17):
and then they like reach back.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Out, like what do you think of the video?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
You know they want you to respond, And it's like
a work friend too, so I'm sure it's work related.
I'm like, I'm pretty I'm pretty salty that I can't
look at this fit Dude. Should I just make another
X account? I think you should, Dude, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
I'm like, it's I say, here's every time I get
sent something, dude, I get brought on there and then
you just watch somebody get like get shot in the face.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
That's that's why I was fine when I got when
they when I was hacked out of it and I
couldn't sign back in, I was like, because you would
wake up in the first thing in the morning, you
just flip it open and you start looking and you're
just like, oh, I just saw someone get eaten by
a shark like hit by a a train the first
thing in the morning, You're like, yeah, Jesus, that's.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
That's when it really hit the fan for me. The
morning when I woke up and the first thing I
saw was that video of the dude getting eaten by
a shark, and I was just like.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Hey, Blake, I'm on a beautiful agony dot com and oh, yeah,
there's guy, there's there's dudes.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
There's almost all guys.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
Everybody's coming.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Didn't used to be. It didn't used to be. Now
there's a lot of guys on here. There's a lot
of guys. Didn't used to be.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
It was a very it was a very like feminine
porno site, and of course guys, as we do, we
just had to move in and take over.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Yeah. Now, so basically the concept, and we've talked about
this before, but it's a lockoff camera on the face
of people who are reaching orgasm.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
It's beautiful Agony dot Com quoting it lockoff.
Speaker 7 (05:49):
I've never heard you like, I'm so eloquent, fucking well
said also, that was actually really cool with the right Yeah,
and that.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
That's what it is. I mean, there's no other there's
no other way to explain it. I'm locking off. This
is locked off, my connection going out? Yeah, and what
did you like so much about that? But can we
do that live on this podcast?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
What?
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Can we? I mean yeah, can we do that on
the podcast?
Speaker 6 (06:17):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Beautiful agony ourselves? Beautiful agony ourselves?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Oh I would I would love that. I think that
would be awesome. Dude, No, dude, I'm actually like our
o faces. Oh dude, I've have you guys ever made
a porno with your loved one? No, and then try
to try to watch it back? No, not at all,
try to watch it back?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Well, all right, give me the phone and they're like,
you know, try to watch.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
This.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I erase that, erased that obviously, you know.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Uhlo looked beautiful, okay, and I looked.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
I was. I was sorry for her. I was so sorry.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I was like the fact that she has to look
up at that, the way it works, I'm like, that's wait.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
What were the angles? What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
There's a lot of angles? We're moving on the cameras
moving all over the place.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Was it a locked was it locked off? Was it
a cowboy angle? Blake? What has all these terminologies? He
wants to try?
Speaker 8 (07:11):
Yeah, he wants to work the angles freak. See wait,
was the camera move I'm sorry? Was it a handheld thing?
Like I was sitting it over here? Was sitting over there.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
We have a few tripods, so there's lighting situation. I
mean we you know, we had a few kenos up.
Speaker 9 (07:29):
Yeah, keno flow you need another four inches?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Wait.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
So like there were setups like you'd take a break
and then you'd move the camera and stuff like that,
so you'd have to re enter it.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Was it, It was It was years and years ago.
Is one when we had one of those little.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Handheld camst week and then.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
You put it you put it over here, keep it
fresh fresh. You know you're moving it.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
You're not taking a break. It's sort of in the
heat of the passion.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
So it's like it's in arm arm's length, so you
can like move it here and here, Like how are
you propping it up?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Are you like holding it? Have you never? You've literally never,
I've never. I have no. I have no desire to film.
Here's what what I'm doing? Why because what you're doing
is so dirty and disgusting. Finish.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
I do love the idea climbing in the sack with
our significant others and they're like, why.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Are you wearing those sunglasses?
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Now that's now that I actually thought about, and I'm
so bummed. I lost the metas within odd day because
I think I might what.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
You you were like, I'm gonna do a po V style.
I think I might have tried.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Yeah, well, yeah tried, And I gotta say, there's in
my mind, there's nothing more that our significant others want
is to look back at a fucking dude from the
future wearing.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Oak with a blinking light in the middle of his forehead.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Well, there's literally a zero possibility that Blake hasn't had
sex with wrap around oakleys on. Oh that's say one
hundred two hundred chance that he's done that. Oh yeah,
that's that's regular.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Yeah obviously.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
But well then but then, but see, the point of
is to see other angles.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Is to see the different Well, you could probably take
your glasses off and kind of like put them under
your nuts.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Yeah, I guess you could just set them anywhere, Blake, but.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Yeah, wiener is your nose and you could kind of
like put them on like a so.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Just like A that's beautiful. A they're kissing, they're kissing you.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
Yeah, yeah, kind yeah, or you're talking about okay, yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Okay, come on, keep up, yeah, keep keep up, keep up. Okay.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
I I think if you hacked my meta, it would
be me like running and then and then every tenth
run would be me.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Fucking no, it would be you know what it would
be is it would be you running and then every
tenth one is you trying to convince your girl to
let you do this, and it's just like I'm recording,
we can have it normally, I'm already recording.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
That is the YouTube sketch that we would have made
if we just started making.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
God, that's good. No, no, no, no, you take it off
and we can have sex. But honey, this is okay.
They're not on. They're not on. I do love the
idea that it's like it's okay, they're not they're not.
It's not recording, it's bleaking, it's blinking. It starts off.
Speaker 5 (10:23):
As like a pitch where it's like check me out,
I don't know about that. Then it like cuts then
it cuts back to like why not, what's the deal like?
And then it's like begging, and then it comes back
to like fighting, and then it cuts back and it's
like I don't know they're my ex boyfriends, but you
should put them on and it's just like some motherfucking.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Good twist, good Janning middle and then that's a good twist.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
And then they're just like alright. Then they're at good Will. Yeah,
and then and then Blake's in the window, and then
they're at good Will and I'm buying them again. But
I'm like home, Oh my god, wait, I had a
I had a great idea. I don't know where it
goes or what it could be, wanting less and then
it's the year three. Some some Loube companies sent somebody,
(11:08):
some lube company. I would never know the name of it.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
I didn't get this, but some what do you guys
got like a dick where you put your dick in
and that you're bare though, right.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Yeah, right, waiting somebody, what is it?
Speaker 5 (11:19):
It's like a dick sleeve, like you wear it on
your dick and then now your dick.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Is We weren't we giving something like that?
Speaker 5 (11:25):
That was fucking Adams pretending he definitely got it in
his eyes too.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
I'm looking around, we hear it go like he's wearing it.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
No, But I had a funny idea where it's like
some guy's complaining about, like, you know, sex life with
his girls not getting and he's like, you know what,
I got something for you here. You put this on.
It's going to change everything. And then the guy goes
and he uses it and it's like, oh fuck, it
changed everything. He goes exactly, man, you put that little
thing on and she's begging for your big hog and
he's like what.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
But yeah, he's like, you put you put this on.
You stuff your dick.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
In there, but you put the little one on and
she's like, I wish I had your big dick.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
So then you go You're welcome, and he's like, so
this is supposed to be smaller than what I have.
Speaker 9 (12:09):
You need another four inches?
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Okay? I see like your new sketch group. Yeah, boy,
these are.
Speaker 10 (12:17):
Some fun pitches. They're all based comedy. Everything is a point.
Really sketch group. I do think sketches for porn Hub.
If I could get on.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
The front page of Pornhub, guaranteed I would do a few.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
But remember when when wasn't it like Brassers or porn
Hub or someone reached out to us and wanted us
to do comedy for them, they like wanted to actually.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Like, I feel like we would have. I feel like
we'd still be there. No, I think Isaac talked to
us out of it.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
For the one good thing. Isaac, he was like, now
you don't want to do stuff for porn.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
I don't like you guys, tell me to show me.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
I think I recall that, but I think it was
like Mike in Brazil or something.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
It was like a smaller company Mike in Brazil. Wow,
what a deep cut. I love that. Damn.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
I do wish that we as a team were like, yeah, yeah,
let's pass on that. And then it's like I went
onto a fucking durs doing this fucking catch a.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Fucking donal thing.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
The fuck Yeah, we wait until we were all in
our forties to start making porno content.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
AI is going to take.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
You fit in, man, don't be surprised when you see
a listers get in.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Where you fit in.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
That's the that's the uh branding on side of that package.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Where you sid dick's leave, get in where you fit in.
Speaker 9 (13:42):
You need another four inches?
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Well, there's a whole hold of that story.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Because if you put anything over your dick, it's going
to be bigger so you can't put your dick in
something and it would be smaller.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
No, you can mash your like flascid dick into something
that's smaller.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Yeah, we're talking about like mashing your flask.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Well, then then it wouldn't even stay on, Grandma, it
would just slide right out.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Here's here's here's all I'm gonna say. We need to know.
We got to get to the bottom of this.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
So if you are a manufacturer, send us various sizes
of whatever you got, because cool.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Is how much wrong information we've spewed on this podcast.
And this is the first time Adam's throwing a flag
on the play, and then we're talking about actually actually
time out.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
Because he's got the Russell Crow like fucking ones and
zeros going by him like beautiful mind style.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
Actually, and I'm gonna I'm gonna throw a flag on
the play.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
It would be no matter what, it's gonna be a
little bigger. I mean, yes, I think I think it.
Adam was real quiet, had like a pencil out and
was like, this isn't it's.
Speaker 6 (14:49):
Science guys, Hang on, wait what second?
Speaker 5 (14:53):
I mean yeah, here, yes, yes, it would automatically be bigger.
But if you stuff a flaccid dick into a smaller
bildo than you're Then my my story that I thought
it for ten seconds checks out.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
No, I don't think there's some holes and there's some holes.
Yeah holes, there's gonna be you'll put a hole in it. Yeah.
By the way, that's the nightmare. Is that?
Speaker 5 (15:16):
Like, wait, what you look down at your dick and
it just like looks like a dick splitting out of
another dick or I guess maybe Blake, that's your thing.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
No, I mean you're saying like it's a dick that
like maybe if it's like the way we lose teeth,
like every twenty years our dicks. Yeah, you shed your
dick and your dick becomes larger.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
So like, but that's the case that everyone everyone's dick
shed wouldn't that be nice? Yes, then you know that
I'm shedding. I can't. I can't do anything this weekend.
It's our period, Like I'm shedding this weekend, and men deserve.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Men deserve to have a little bit of a rush.
You can hiccup, dude, I feel sometimes I.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Feel like we have hiccups, like we murder people all
the time. No, but that's our bad brains.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Most sociopaths are most suicides, like men mostly the week
were the ones that kill ourselves. That's a decision we make.
That's a decision we make sure. We may have bad brains,
but it's a decision we make. There's things that the
female body does that they have no control over, as
far as like going.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Yeah, but we have no control.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
We we we have a certain amount of testosterone and
these things that make us do crazy things.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
There's ways and well, well Blake doesn't have that testosterone,
so that's why he's right.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Sorry, can you go yet? That low?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
From the testosterone test that we did over a year ago,
you were low.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
Here's the well, I took it later in the day.
You have to take it early. But here's the deal.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
I'm here.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Men had to shed their penis every ten years, and
there was a week.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
There was a week.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Wouldn't you think you have more testosterone later in the day.
You've been funny, way to do it? Ship, You've been like, no,
don't around you don't.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
That isn't how it works.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
If you knew about testosterone and he looked it up
all the time to find out.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Why, finding out why you would know, then you would know.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
Look, so for one week, men can't have sex because
they're shedding their penis.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
I don't think that's terrible.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
And do we if we hang out together, do we
shed at the same time.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Like we sink up if we if we se period?
Speaker 4 (17:23):
But also remember you're shedding your penis larger to get larger.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
It's you're you're being rewarded after the show. Well see,
but what if it's not a reward.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
What if someone a reward has too What if someone
has too big of a penis?
Speaker 3 (17:38):
If someone has too big of a penis a.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Tremus and and they don't want their penis any larger
because it's too big.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Right, Well, then tales all the time.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
I'm sure we would start to develop a medication where.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
It hurts it hurts their loved ones and someone. I'm
gonna have to see your meta footage, bro, We'll do
it a lot. I'm gonna have to see menage.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Meta footage because I we got to get more of
those glasses, dude, we really did.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
I told Isaac, I'm like, what happened to those the
glasses hook up? Can we get them? I know? I
know our girl a girl Okay? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (18:13):
By the way it sounds horrible after what we're talking
This is our agent's sibling, who.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Yeah, very nice, has nothing to do with what we're
talking about. We're talking about completely glasses.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
Hey we got our girl, but whoa whoa we are
we are going to use it, probably for porno.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
I think all of I think Meta knows, I think
Oakley knows, I think ray Band knows.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
I think that they know what these these glasses are
going to be used for well, because they do weird
me out. Like I was.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
I was on a shoot the other day and this
the uh director which just had them on not okay,
and he was just filming everything that was happening and
it was not Kyle, And I was a little taken
aback because I'm like, well, that's not what we're shooting.
He was just like they were just honest. He's talking
(19:00):
to me about.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Hey, Adam, can you stop being so many snacks footage
of like where my mark and like how to open
up the thing, and and I'm like, here's my question.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
No, do you think he's rolling as like a protective
measure where it's like it's like how cops wear body
camps where they're like I need you to know, like
this is how I'm behaving. So anybody says anything about
how I'm directing.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Scrub the footy. When you cast Adam, you have to
have medical you have to it's a protective measure. Yeah, okay,
that makes sense. That makes sense. I might have to
jerk off in a pot of plant real quick.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Yeah, you might catch me near a pot of plant.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
But no, like why else I'd be like, could we
not roll? What do we know?
Speaker 4 (19:43):
I think it's for BTS. It's like this is the
most BTS you can get.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
But also but also they let you know when they're
doing behind the scenes, like it's a big deal.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
It's a day. It's a day. It's like a hey,
today's Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
But but as you guys know, like that ship, like
it's not cool, Like that is not a fun day
on set.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
You like kind of get sick of the BTS. Well, sure,
I love it. I go character. That's where Durs finally shines.
Is the BTS interesting?
Speaker 5 (20:12):
My character really is dealing with something that I had
never thought about until yesterday when they gave me this
piece of paper and they were like, this is basically
what we need you to say, And I.
Speaker 6 (20:20):
Say it, Oh, good for you, dude.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
An actor, especially an actor, if they have kind of
a small part and they're like an actor actor and
then they go when behind the scenes asked them to talk,
and then they that's their time to shine, and then
they just go off on how deep their character is
and and talks about the inner struggles, and it makes
you question yourself as an actor because you're like, I
have none of those thoughts.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
I did it. What's that guy's fucking?
Speaker 2 (20:55):
I just kind of memorized the lines and uh like
thought about this. Yeah, I just cycled through my funny face.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
I went in the mirror and get a couple a
couple of that.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
I did one with uh Todd. Who's the guy?
Speaker 5 (21:14):
I was in a movie called How to Be Single,
How To Sing, and I was paired with a guy
who we didn't have any scenes together. This guy, this
is Dakota fan No, no, no, this is like a famous dude.
He's in everything, he books everything.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
I don't was it Dakota Fanning in it? Yes?
Speaker 5 (21:30):
Dakota Johnson, Johnson Johnson rebel, both of you Johnson?
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Uh and he yeah, Jake Lacy Lacey, He's in everything.
He's very good.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
And we got paired up for like the press day
and I'm like, here we go, let's do the press
thing like and he's like yeah, And then like we're
rolling and he's just as he's exactly what you want
as like a studio exec to like say the thing,
get the point across, and give the answer that they want.
And I'm like, I'm trying to entertain myself because we're
(22:04):
here for twelve hours and he's like nailing it and
I'm looking at him like god damn dog.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Like and that stude.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
That's why he keeps a professional. He's a very good actor.
I think he's a good actor. But that's also why
he keeps getting hired, is if you that's a huge
part of the job is being good at that stuff.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
And I'll admit I'm not very good at that either.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Good, but just hitting those beats, I'm always like I
pass it to someone else to hit the beats that
they need you to hit, and I just make jokes.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
As soon as you have to say somebody's first and
last name, you're like, uh, you say there.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
I feel like I'm back in like a study group
after school where everyone's like and when did that war
end and I'm like, did it?
Speaker 4 (22:53):
Like he's here, like someone say, we're still fighting it,
but yo, homie, tell him, help me get it.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
I brought snacks? What up? Sorry? Is it cool if
I eat snacks? You have to know first and last
names too, real? Yeah, well I know first and last names.
That would be Isaac. Who Isaac?
Speaker 5 (23:12):
I don't know anybody's name. I don't know anybody's name.
I don't remember my character's name. When they bring you
back like six months later, I'm like.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Bro, that's crazy. Was I Dave or was I? That's crazy?
That is why I'm so crazy that you can't remember that.
Oh no, there's no, it's just a first name. It's
like Tom. Yeah no, sorry, I wasn't even trying to
remember that movie. What do you mean it was the
name of your character?
Speaker 5 (23:35):
Yeah, but like yeah, but I've only played like five
different four different names, and I've been in countless project
but I think I've been Tom like a few times.
I've been like Casey a couple of times. Like they're
just I'm only often exactly.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Yeah, it's really hard. No, what the worst is when
you have to know, like in a scene, who you're.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
When you have to act and be in character. Dude,
that is the wors.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Dude, I don't know anybody's character name. Let her know,
let alone anybody's name.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Let her know, let it know. Yeh yeah, I don't
know nothing, dude, let her know. Let it just out
here winging it dude. Okay, we could tell, no, we
could tell a dream is a true Yeah. Now I
don't have a problem remembering names. But you have a
great memory. You remember like lines from ten movies ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
(24:36):
I know.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
My My memory is actually like, it's weird how it
works very specifically, same dude, and then it's so bad
in other uh, in other parts, like I couldn't tell
you we just did a podcast before this podcast, couldn't
tell you what one thing we talked about.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
I don't I don't know. I don't know true because
people people.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Uh, my buddy who I went on the Orlando trip with,
he was like, yeah, so do you guys plan the podcast?
There has to be like a skeleton of remember his name,
go ahead, my buddy. Well, I don't know if he
wants me to to air him out, but he was like, yeah,
my buddy's sly. He was like do you have a
skeleton like outline? And I'm like, you must not have
(25:22):
listened to the podcast because there it's so dumb. We
just bounce around and we talk about our day and
I'm so thankful that anyone listens.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
We wanted this.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Let's think him a moment of thanks, take a moment
of thanks gratitude because you know this, this ship is important.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
Yeah, but how how cool would it be to have
a podcast that you actually like kind of studied up
on and like you kind of brought some thoughts to
the table and really sort of like I'm good, okay.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
What like what is the way what you what would
be that?
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Like, by the way, you don't want to do that
because you don't you don't even want to post about
our successful podcast.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
That's different. I'm not eating constantly is like my only
contribution to effort here. That's different.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
Like if you like, say we were diving into like
a subject where we okay, say we did like a playback,
like we were watching even okay, episodes of Hey dude,
all right, and we're going from episode one to the
end of it, right.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Okay, And why would we watch episodes of watch episodes
of Workaholics.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
I think, hey, dude actually has a podcast coming out
which I'm kind of stoked on it.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
And it's Christine Taylor m m. Yeah, Stiller's Stiller's wife
is doing it.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
It's going to be fire, dude, It's going to be fired, probably.
But so we would all take time before, like the
night before we'd watch it. You'd have a notepad, you'd
kind of like write ideas, and we'd like kind of
go down a list like.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
You're explaining a genre. Yeah, I'm talking about what you
want to do, Like what would be a thing that
you would want to do?
Speaker 3 (27:07):
And is that one of them? A watchback show?
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Not watch back, but at least something where we had
to like do some homework and maybe.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
Like bring it the next set I would want to do.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
I like the idea of us watching an episode of
Workaholics because then the fans could go back and they
could watch that episode with us, and then we can
rehash everything we remember, because there's some episodes. Once you
get past season two, I don't remember what what the
hell happened?
Speaker 3 (27:35):
I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
I think the first season we were so because we
sat with that for like two years before it even
came out right, and so like you really had a
long time, And then we wrote season two while we
were waiting for season one to come out, so we
just had a long time to sit with those episodes.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
And then by season three we were like off to
the races. So if this is like the watch back,
we're gonna make them those I think.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
I think those episodes I don't remember, and there's certain
like every once in a while, I'll be like, I'll
throw on some Workaholics.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Before the before the cruise, before.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
The cruise, I was like, let me see, and I
put on an episode the cruise before and I was like,
I was just like picked a random one, and I'm like,
I don't fucking remember even shooting this.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
No idea that being said, pretty funny, pretty funny, pretty funny,
pretty funny.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
No, Like I when we watched it in that theater
with everybody on the cruise, like that was the first
time I had watched Workaholics in a very long time. Yeah,
in the years, and like the jokes were fresh to me,
some of them. I was like, oh ship, that was well,
they gotta be they gotta be fresh mine.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
They got it, they got it.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Yes, Well, I will say on the cruise. Those are
two of them the most seen episodes of our show.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
So that makes me wonder, what the fuck else did
we film because those two I'm pretty familiar with.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Those, probably, but that was probably one day. There's probably
some might just like completely forgot, right. Oh, absolutely absolutely,
we did eighty seven apps. That's a lot.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
I remember stuff like I remember being on the Gravitron
the whole damn day and getting sick, and then like
right before that or after that, crushing Panda Express.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
But those were like two different episodes, right, was that
even the same episode? No, but we filmed it the
same day. I just remember it. I think those are too.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
I think those are two times we got nauseous in
the front in the front yard, Oh, I thought we
were just vomiting on stead all day.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
No, no, no, And that was me being like, wait,
hang on, I can throw up. Do you guys want
me to throw up? If I go back in there,
I will throw up. We'll shoot it, shoot it, yeah,
Baby Neuts, make sure you get it. Baby. I think
Baby Nuts was like, let's get this. It was directing.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Yeah, I remember that too, and then we all had
to go back in there. Waiting for Durst to actually
throw up.
Speaker 4 (29:52):
Yes, but it was crazy, like being on the gravitron
all day actually did fuck us up.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
Yeah, that was a nightmare idea. We had a lot of.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Really, I would say my least favorite episode to shoot
was that when we're fighting each other.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
In the pool, naked in the pool, fish with the.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Fish, that's right, and we're just hitting each other with
dead fish and it's like they're exploding and we're getting
like the innards of the fish all over ourselves as.
Speaker 6 (30:18):
They were real.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
Yeah, they were real.
Speaker 6 (30:20):
It was real.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
We're very like, we have to do it real, like,
we were very that well, it was the only way
to make it real.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
We didn't have money to make fake fish to explode,
but we had fake fish floating in the pool. Yeah,
but they if you hit each other with it, it
wouldn't look they wouldn't explode like a real fish.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
We had to hit the fish together to blow up.
That was like the thing. Yeah, dude, it's so funny.
Speaker 6 (30:43):
Fucking thing sucks.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Yeah, it was cool though. That's savage, bro. I guess
when I got eaten by a dog savage.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
That was cool, Like, that's that's kind of cool. That's
the kind of shit you have to do. See, this
is dude, this is the this is this is our
callback dang pod. Do we do a callback pod?
Speaker 1 (31:03):
No?
Speaker 4 (31:03):
But okay, wait, but maybe it would be cool to
do something that isn't, you know, Hollywood related.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Maybe we like, we should.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
Make somebody, we should make like somebody who works at
like NASA watch an episode and be like, Okay, what
do you think?
Speaker 3 (31:19):
Do you know what I mean? Like, yeah, yeah, that's
a good that's a good idea.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Is we we have someone that's Maybe that's the interview
podcast we do where we get someone whether it's someone
that works at NASA or just a serious person, a
serious actor, and we have them.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
I mean, if we get like Dame Judy Dench.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
To watch an episode, she's also like eighty eighty years old,
we get her to watch.
Speaker 5 (31:46):
I've never seen, but I'm not and we are not
giving her flowers at this point.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
We are not. We shouldn't even set her name is dead.
Speaker 4 (31:56):
No, no, it is currently April twentieth. It's actually twenty.
Holy bro, she might be she might be done for No,
she might be.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
No, she's not.
Speaker 11 (32:08):
She's not.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
She's not, she's not.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
But you get someone like that to watch Workaholics and
give their honest critique.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Okay, I like that. I like that. Will that get sad?
Just how podcast? I didn't like it? Well, used to
go and then they logged a bit zoom. I didn't
like it. Who was I'm sorry, I'm blanking on it.
We we cut her part. But on Game Over, man,
(32:40):
who was our grandmother? Claus Leachman? Chlorus leech Leachman, alright,
name legend, legend. I don't remember.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
I don't remember anybody who stayed in the movie, but
I remember Cloris Leachman. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
She in the makeup trailer day one. She was like, so,
you guys wrote this movie and we were like yeah,
and she was like, I didn't understand it. And we're
like oh yeah, and she goes, this is the way, Yeah,
you guys. You guys all sound the same.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
And I'm like, okay.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
She was just like dunking on our movie and I'm like, yeah, well,
why do you fucking die.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
Cutting you out? Well with that, we're cutting you out.
And I think that's what the podcast would would end
up being.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
It's just like vengeople from a different generation not liking
our brand of comedy, and I.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
Think it instead of old people, we should get young
people who are like, yeah that also, they would like it.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
You think they would, I don't know, man, or get
I don't know. You get some of these yeah, some
of these broccoli haired boys that work out at my gym.
Speaker 5 (33:46):
Oh you think that gooners wouldn't like half the fucking
show is beating off in porno.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Yeah, that's true, all right, shoulder works when they made
us jerk off like this a way no one.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
Has ever jerked off before, so legendary.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
By the way, I'm when I was sick, I watched
two seasons, more than two seasons of Sopranos, which.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Is a lot. He returned to Sopranos a lot. Yeah,
I think my four maybe my fourth time. You watched
twenty hours of television? Yeah, I think it is the
best show, right.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
I watched a few handful of episodes before I got sick,
and then I just plowed through the rest and.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
It is a great show.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
I also fell asleep through a few episodes and I'd
come back and I'm like, oh, it happens. But they
had Chris the cousin or the nephew was jerking off
and they they had him work his shoulder.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
I noticed his shoulder was was really.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Crank industry standards, and I was like, oh, that's the note.
That's the note that the network gave him. Like really,
maybe like make that shoulder work because because by the way,
I'm jerking off right now. Can you tell I'm jerking
off right?
Speaker 3 (35:04):
I mean I know you really, I know you really well,
so yes I can. But I know what you're saying.
It's because it's a risk movement. It's not a shoulder movement.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
Like I don't know if chat Roulette is back, but
I've been seeing stuff popping up on like my my
insta explorer page or my what's it called what's.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
On your inst Yeah. No, it'll be like people who
like it.
Speaker 4 (35:27):
Will be this dude who like is really close to
the camera to make it look like he's like like
I said, of titties or whatever. And it'll be like
and it'll be like guys like you know, they're like
watching it, but you can like kind of like it's
very subtle motion like yeah, but like the but the dudes,
the dudes who are on the chat Roulette I kind of.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Like yeah, and like he'll be like, do you want
me to show him? And they'll be like yeah, like.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Like what is.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
Exactly stop? What is the what's that look like it?
Speaker 4 (36:01):
Right?
Speaker 3 (36:02):
And you gotta go on Netflix to stop.
Speaker 6 (36:06):
But it'll be like a.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
Guy like, yeah, I know, I know what you're saying.
You want me to show him? And then it'll be
like a dude like and they're like what are you doing?
And then they'll be like, oh, got you, bitch.
Speaker 4 (36:16):
I could watch that ship for oh goddamn day, dude,
that ship is so funny. And then they immediately like
turned their camera off. But they're just like, but it's
really subtle. It's really subtle, but you can kind to tell.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
It's just like a very small move.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
By the way, I've never I've never seen that that
Your Explorer page is hilarious.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
Oh, it's a lot of pranks. I got a lot
of pranks based Kennedy Goodbye, Blake sent me the excuse me,
sir guy? Did we cover the sulready?
Speaker 5 (36:53):
No?
Speaker 3 (36:53):
I don't know. We spoke about it at Easter, but
we've never talked about it on air. What I assume
is like a really manly looking guy with like a
what we talked about.
Speaker 11 (37:02):
While our kids look for Easter and it's true, and
he wears uh, he wears the glasses or some sort
of glasses that have a camera, and he just goes
into like a gas station or like a home depot
and he stands like.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
Near people and he goes, excuse me in like a
like a real feminine voice. He must be a ventro quiz.
He can throw his voice okay, and people turn around.
Speaker 5 (37:24):
He's like and then he just looks around like did
you hear that? And people are like yeah. And then
he goes help me please, and people are like what.
He goes, I think there's like a woman under here,
and like people believe him and he's help him.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
In the Praezer, he gets everybody in the store to
really start like looking for this person and then like
he'll pick He'll pick one person and be like, no,
it's me.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
It's so funny, dude, it's so sonny.
Speaker 5 (37:53):
Blake sends me this. It's very funny. I show it
to my kids. We're close to like a month now
of them just walking around just like when I like
they wake up before me and I just hear downstairs
like I need hell, Like if like someone's reaching for
the cereal.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
They're like, now just speaking in this video.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Dude, I bet your wife loves this bit. They're always
just saying I need help, and she's like, honestly, she's
just like naughty. If she's like they're just doing the thing,
she's fully tuned it out. I showed it to her
and she's like, that's funny.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
I'm like, all right, well, well it's actually really funny.
Shaping your children's humor. It's actually really really funny. Here's why.
That's that's it's just like I think we have places
to be and things to do. Just turn that off.
There's some so many good Spring pranks. Spring you said spranks,
that's your new name. It's really good spanks as well. Well.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Sometimes you watch those pranks and it's just like kids
will go in and like vandalize the target and be like,
I doh, I know that wasn't me. I'm like, well, no,
I'm the guy working at Target who's just has this
minimum wage job has to clean up all the shit
that you destroyed because and you're saying it's not you.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
You know which one?
Speaker 4 (39:01):
I really like when you're being like the stall taking
a shit, but like what you do is you're like, hey, man,
like I just ran out of toilet paper over here,
and then when the dude like reaches under the stall,
you like wipe like chocolate on his handles, and then
they go, what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (39:20):
It's so good, dude? They go, be listed, Dude. I
thought it was just gonna be like you like really
fumble the ball. No, or you like grab their arm. No,
you ask them for toilet paper and then you wipe chocolate.
Or first of all, that is genius and Blake well
and all of us. What would you do?
Speaker 4 (39:40):
Would you give him props with the person props or
would you be mad? I wouldn't hand him toilet paper.
I would pretend I don't hear him. And also I
wouldn't be shitting like at the mall.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
I just want to do it. What be'st main character
energy right there? I just want to do it.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
No, there's no way, what are you talking about. I'm
not helping my fellow man can figure it out.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Brother, that is not crazy. Another language, you'd be like duh,
no't understand. I would leave hell his feet slowly just
retract above.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Well, Blake, are you one of the see this is
why you're not main character energy. You don't ship when
you're in public when you really.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
Have to take a ship. Not at the mall. Fuck no,
hell no, what do you mean? Why not at the mall?
Malls have pretty cleanly bathrooms, and Adam, because there's people
in there. Yea, I ship everywhere.
Speaker 4 (40:35):
The only place in public that I might ship is
at airport because you just gotta take care of it.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
You gotta.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Oh fucking wow, dude, swallow the swallow one you got
to we got.
Speaker 5 (40:51):
When my dude takes a fucking stand on zal, he's
like it goes out saying God God.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
Well no, also the airport or sorry, the mall.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
Could you could be forty minutes from your house and
you and it's your family's shopping or whatever you have
to ship.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
Just go take a ship, dude. We've covered that.
Speaker 5 (41:15):
Adam doesn't even lay anything down. He doesn't give a fuck.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
I don't care.
Speaker 4 (41:19):
I honestly, I usually don't have to ship that bad.
It's a rare instance that, like, my butthole is puckering
so hard that it like is gonna come out.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
If the toilet seat isn't disgusting, nothing is getting laid
down I'm sitting down, I'm shitting, I'm wiping my ass,
I'm going about my business right, And.
Speaker 3 (41:39):
Can I tell you something?
Speaker 5 (41:40):
The ghost of whoever else ship on that seat before
you is with you. They're with you now, that's fine, donky.
Whatever bits you think you're coming up with it are
funny or probably not even yours.
Speaker 3 (41:51):
Yes, it's him, this is we gotta write this horror.
You'm scared. This is like let him again, isn't it?
This is like little like my.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Sister was always afraid to poop in public, and she
still might be. What's up, Brittany?
Speaker 3 (42:07):
She still might be, But in her youth she was
petrified of shooting in public. Why is that so scary?
It's just a thing we all do.
Speaker 4 (42:16):
You have to take a ship, you're vulnerable for a while,
and you're there's just a lot of things, like you're
not in the jungle.
Speaker 3 (42:23):
Though, yeah you're not. You're not vulnerable, dude, you're just shitting.
Speaker 4 (42:27):
There aren't tigers. You're at the mall. It's there's there's
crazy people at the mall. Like anything could happen. What
do you think it's gonna happen? What happened to you
on what happened.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
There's so many scenarios. What happened to you? Let's air
this out. What's one scenario besides a guy rubbing chocolate
on your hands.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
To be this scared and also by the fact, honors,
would you hand a guy if he's like, hey man,
there's no toilet paper.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
Can you have me some toilet paper? No, that's that's
you're a bad person. You know what I do? I go,
I make it. I go, so hangs.
Speaker 5 (43:01):
I go so it hangs below, and then I go
so that like the thing drifts into his thing. And
then I hold out the top and because now now
it's unusual then of toilet unusual, not under the floor,
like I just I pull it down so it goes
like below the the opening. Oh god, dude, hang on
(43:23):
real quick sidebar. I'm in the stall the other day
with my four year old go into the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
He goes.
Speaker 5 (43:31):
Then I'm like, all right, now, hang on a second,
because I'm gonna go too, all right, And he's like
all right, And then I go and then.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
I turn around. He's gone gone, and he goes, guess
where I am. And I'm like, oh fucking shit. Now
I gotta like hose you down.
Speaker 5 (43:46):
This dude crawled underneath onto the floor and was like
jumping around the outside.
Speaker 3 (43:50):
Oh damn, dude, it was.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
It was absolute chaos, uh in Disney because the we're
in the Orlando Airport.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
Bo just laid down and started licking the ground. Yeah,
you're like, yeah, well, I don't know how you got sick?
Is this crazy? Yeah, well he's not sick. He's fucking
running lamps around here. Dude. They're they're built to last.
Speaker 4 (44:09):
No, the immunity is crazy, dude. Yeah, they be licking
garbage cans. It's fucking crazy, dude.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
Nasty. What you do see your kids do as like
the age or whatever is wild.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
You're like, uh, yeah, it's it's true chaos. And you
think like, oh, he's gonna be so sick from that,
and then he's not sick at all from that.
Speaker 3 (44:29):
You're sick.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
But then he meets but then he meets another two
year old for like two minutes, and then he's deathly ill.
Speaker 5 (44:36):
Right right right, right right, Yeah, as soon as they
go to preschool, it's just buggers.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
It's just not not for twenty four thirty six months,
I'm pretty Yeah, that's pretty fucking I'm excited so much
I gave up on Kleenex. I just used my hand.
Speaker 5 (44:53):
Oh that's crazy, bro, because if you keep using kleenex,
then they're the kid with the red nose, and I'm like,
that's not gonna be my kid.
Speaker 4 (45:00):
That seems like when you used to get fed the
raw ground beef. I feel like that was like your
mom's like, yo, we're just gonna give them wrong meat.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
When I think of that story, I think of that
story kind of often, because I'm making burgers and ground
beef often.
Speaker 3 (45:14):
I guess what, just a little salt pop it, dude.
I think of that often. I've never heard of that before.
You're the only person I've ever heard it's steak tar
tar Yeah.
Speaker 4 (45:24):
Yeah, you need a real quality burger, dude, or you're
getting worms.
Speaker 3 (45:28):
Real quality meats. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
I feel like I've never heard of anyone doing that,
but it makes me kind of want to try it,
because fucking ground beef rocks.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
You won't think it's gross. You'll like, yeah better.
Speaker 4 (45:39):
But it feels like a like a kind of like
a Norwegian secret that feels kind of it's kind of legendary.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
She's actually the German English side. She's just from the South.
She's just I don't know. I don't know what they
did down there, fried green tomatoes, all sorts of weird shit.
Speaker 11 (45:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (45:53):
Great movie, yeah, great movie. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
For those of you that didn't listen to that podcast
to two hundred podcasts ago versus.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
His mom would give him ground beef just like a
little a little handful.
Speaker 5 (46:04):
If she was like making like taco meat in like
the skillet, you know, she'd be tossing in the ground
beef and then she'd be like, here you go, dash
a little salt on it, and then just feed little meat.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
It's good. I love it.
Speaker 4 (46:18):
I think the way we got to that is because
Kyle and I claimed we ate raw hot dogs, which which,
by the way, I might be disgusting.
Speaker 3 (46:28):
It's science, dude. I don't think that's gross at all.
I used to eat it all the time. Why is
that bad?
Speaker 4 (46:34):
It's already cooked, it's already done, but it tastes like
like they taste like iron, or like they just taste weird.
Speaker 3 (46:42):
Because they're hot. What do they call it? They're like manufactured.
They're you're a picky eater, Blake, I bet you're mean, Like, dude,
I'm not.
Speaker 5 (46:50):
I was.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
You ate three things your entire child, Okay, sure, yes
I was, I will okay. And then it wasn't even
until your mid to late twenties that you even ate sushi.
I remember we'd go to sushi restaurants.
Speaker 3 (47:03):
At the time. Well that's bullshit, because you're from California
and you're from like the California there was no sushi.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
Oh so now you claim conquered. You always claim the
Bay Area and even will claim Oakland Concord is the
Bay Area, dude, A legend. Dude, it's a bart stop.
We can't do this, not on my pod.
Speaker 3 (47:24):
I take back later, Adams, and it's just every It's
just ye.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
But then you'll claim conquered when you don't want to
seem too worldly, I guess.
Speaker 3 (47:35):
But San Francisco's right there, and there was so much
Susi sushi when.
Speaker 5 (47:39):
You I didn't go to San Francisco. The Window to
the World, I think they call it Saint Louis or something.
Window the West.
Speaker 4 (47:48):
Dude episode thirty March sixteenth, twenty twenty one, talks about
about eating.
Speaker 3 (47:55):
Rabby Robby episode. The fact that uh Todd is able
to pull that up is true, that's ai.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
It is just an instant, and the episode is called
no jokes can't tell time?
Speaker 3 (48:07):
That was it must have been a good episode. We're
really layings. I think that's a lot of people need
to everything. Do You're okay?
Speaker 5 (48:14):
By the way, one of my other kids he can
tell time, but it is not his like he doesn't
know when things are happening. He doesn't know how long
it's been since he started, like playing a video game
or like reading a book.
Speaker 3 (48:27):
I'm like, hey man, it's eleven at nine, and this
is your smart kid, right. And then market the one
who's like.
Speaker 7 (48:33):
Less bookish, Let's say, okay, you could say that that's
fine bookcase, because my.
Speaker 5 (48:38):
Older kid is like a fucking bookworm. He just is reading,
and it's like smarter than me, like reads better than
me for sure. Yeah, very very smart young man. But
then the very the second one who's less bookish is
like scheduling out his day and he's like, well, so
then that'll give me forty five minutes to do this
thing and I'll be home by seven thirty to night.
Speaker 3 (48:54):
And I'm like, I'm like, a yeah, that's how I
was in my I love having a watch.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
Yeah, I loved having a watch, and I love like
scheduling out, like the planning what I was going to do?
Speaker 1 (49:08):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (49:09):
What do you suppose that is? It's like a control over,
It's a control thing. Yeah, it's like you want to
know what to expect. It's like I can understand this.
Speaker 2 (49:17):
I can understand like my day having this much time
and being like, okay, well we're giving ourselves a lot
of time to do that, so I'll have a ton
of time to play kickball or whatever dope ass thing
I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (49:28):
No, but no, but you did say you specifically said kickball.
Speaker 5 (49:31):
And if you want to go in, this has brought
to you by better Health, and if you want to.
Speaker 3 (49:34):
Just it's help, better help, dude, No, no, no, but
better health I started. It's different. It's a different thing.
Oh I'm in okay, better better by the way, first
names and last names, I don't know them. I got
one run better health and wetter help can't get better help?
Speaker 5 (49:54):
Have you?
Speaker 3 (49:55):
Have you guys taken your family to sushi yet?
Speaker 6 (49:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (49:59):
Well yeah yeah, and we had a nanny who made sushi,
so they were eating.
Speaker 4 (50:04):
It and sushi delivery out here. Hey, this is real
Hollywood talk, but we like Sugarfish. They're actually super dope
because the box like educates you, like it educates me.
Speaker 5 (50:17):
It's like this goes with that, this goes with that,
and the kids like it packaged. My fucking third kid
does not eat anything that's not packaged, and we have
to like break him. The other day, I was like, well,
why don't I just open up? It was like the
sushi flake things that you eat all the time.
Speaker 3 (50:33):
At him, they're like, yeah, seaweed or fur a cocky seaweed. Yeah,
I go, why don't I just put it on a plate?
Speaker 5 (50:39):
And it's the same thing, And I open it up
in front of him and I just put on a
plate and I serve it and he was like what
and just blew up at me.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
Didn't work, And I'm like, you just saw.
Speaker 5 (50:49):
It's the It is the thing, but it's not in
the So sugarfish is dope because it comes in like
a box that looks very like I don't.
Speaker 3 (50:56):
Know if someone else made it, then it's not Mom
and dad.
Speaker 5 (50:58):
Yeah, as opposed to just like or even just screing
at a restaurant, and when it shows up on a plate,
you're like, what is this, but if it's package, they
like it's a stringe.
Speaker 4 (51:07):
Maybe I'm being ignorant, but like with ignorant, every every
rouphs Vons, every grocery store you go into in La
there is a sushi section and that is like prepared
like daily, true pre package.
Speaker 3 (51:22):
True true at in all of that facts.
Speaker 5 (51:24):
Yeah, which I heard somebody say out loud in public
the other day.
Speaker 3 (51:28):
That's cool if you're got in all of that, lachool
it was. It was wild. I almost like stopped to
be like have you been frozen in time? And all that.
Speaker 5 (51:37):
But the packaging for sugarfish is like another level. It's
like an unboxed right.
Speaker 3 (51:41):
Man, and you pay for it. You know this it's
an it's it's a nice sushi. So this is a
very la yeah thing.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
But it comes in like a little white briefcase like
forty bucks.
Speaker 3 (51:53):
Right. It's yeah, it's a little price pay you're paying
for it.
Speaker 4 (51:58):
But it is kind of like a cool educational program
as well, because it tells you like this goes with this,
like salmon goes with this sauce.
Speaker 3 (52:07):
This was another episode. I do love the idea of Blake.
Speaker 5 (52:12):
Let's just say for fun sake, losing everything, career over, homeless,
and he just he walks around, say, with a sugarfish box,
trying to educate kids.
Speaker 3 (52:23):
He's like, it's educational. Hey, for five dollars, I'll show
you what sushi is. And people are like and it's
it's an old, raggedy box too, like by the no
sushi in it. You know, he's kind of a legend.
Speaker 5 (52:35):
And everyone's like, that's like, oh, there is that sushi man.
Speaker 3 (52:39):
He's really nice. He's very kind. I think Blake would
like that, honestly, think out of any of our.
Speaker 2 (52:45):
Friends who would be capable of losing everything and being homeless,
as long as he was a legend to someone, as
long as someone like the kids in the neighborhood would
call him like Sushi conquered. He's a conquered legend, and
we call him sush you may And he just walks
around with this ragged old box that used to be
white but now it's kind of brown and yellow.
Speaker 3 (53:07):
Getting too real. Yeah, yeah, Sushi May, it's getting too real.
Speaker 5 (53:10):
And then someone sees you without the box one day
and you're like, you're talking yourself and someone's like, hey, man,
I got you box.
Speaker 3 (53:17):
You're like god damn, because I am hungry. They're like,
oh no, it's just the box. It's just the box.
I thought you just needed the box a sushi.
Speaker 2 (53:27):
It's any takebacks, any apologies, any epic slams.
Speaker 3 (53:31):
I mean, I want to take back my whole career
and just be sushi.
Speaker 6 (53:33):
Man.
Speaker 3 (53:35):
It's not too late. You would thrive and that's not
too late. But you eat sushi now.
Speaker 2 (53:39):
We ate sushi not too long ago together, and I
was pleasantly surprised that you eat sush I love sushi.
Speaker 3 (53:45):
What do you eat? What do you get? Everything? I'm
down for whatever I know you do. You're a trash compactor, blake.
The only thing I really don't mess with is is
ni like the urchin. I don't like that. Stuff's not
that great. I'm not super into eel, but it's like
sushy girls. Fine, yeah, but it's fine. It's actually fine.
And I don't funk with octopus that hard.
Speaker 4 (54:06):
I don't like to eat octopus because I just don't
believe in eating that animal.
Speaker 3 (54:12):
So everything else you'll get.
Speaker 5 (54:14):
But I guess what I'm trying to zero in is
zero in on is you just came into my sushi restaurant.
Speaker 3 (54:20):
What are you ordering?
Speaker 4 (54:21):
I love, I love Salmon. I love Albuquerque, Albacore. I love,
I love, I love all the tunas.
Speaker 3 (54:31):
Okay, and that's another episode Basic ass Sushi.
Speaker 2 (54:38):
You gotta go Red Snapper, Dude Snappers where it's at
the Golden Eyes.
Speaker 4 (54:43):
We went to that one spot in San Francisco together.
We snapped on a lot of stuff.
Speaker 3 (54:47):
It was delicious Francisco. And that was another episode
Speaker 2 (55:00):
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