Ep 298: Grumpy Old Men

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically
crucially important today On This Is Important, my butt whole
story relaxed.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
I think I would rather listen to my parents' fuck.
This is the only way I could come for your
Let's go.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
I'm excited about this one.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Oh hell you are? We love that energy. What's going on?
I'm excited about this? What does do you have a
crazy story? I know what's going on, man, Hot, hot hot.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
I was hoping you guys were going to bring something
to the table. I'll bring something to the table. That's
what Blake said. You guys are gonna bring something to
the table.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
I was just excited about this one, dude, but love
you guys don't have anything.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
To bring to the.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Remember when he got Remember when we all watched Nip
Tuck just me and there was a part of the watch.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Where the guy the like a hot doctor.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
They were like, well, what makes you think we can
trust you to do this operation? And he just stood
up with the table, pulled his dick out and put
it on the table. And then everyone was like, yeah,
all right, you can do the surgery.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
That's cool.

Speaker 5 (01:30):
Yeah, hot, hot, hot hot, What a show? WHOA and
that clear cleared my barye. That was his his proof.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
It was a. It was a. It was a different time.
That's Ryan Murphy, and Ryan Murphy.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Is the corniest man in television and he when he
wants someone's dick out on TV, he's going to make
sure their dick's out.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
I loved that show. I might I might do a
podcast rewalk. I might have to watch it for the
first time.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
I have Niptuck Talk. You didn't watch it back in
the day.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
I remember Durs would come over to the house and
we would watch Nip Tuck together.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Yeah, Adam, that was our little.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
I feel like I wasn't invited.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
It's actually better if you're sitting on my lap.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
It was in the living room where you lived, where
you were jerking off in the room to that aide
movie you're watching.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
Oh yeah, Angels in America. It's an important play and film.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
I go in Blake's room and he's crying, jerking off.
At the same time the man as one guy was
inserting himself into another man, saying I'm affecting you.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
And Blake's crying.

Speaker 5 (02:36):
It's a powerful movie, Adam, it's a powerful play.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
It's a powerful Oh you got a great ass?

Speaker 3 (02:42):
How are you missing that?

Speaker 2 (02:43):
That's the guy who was saying it wasn't it? Where
the hell has that one gone? That might have?

Speaker 4 (02:48):
Isn't he an Angels in America? Yes, a alpha cino.
Wait alpha gino. That's from the movie Angels in America.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
No, no, no, it might as well know.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
No great asses from heat right any given Sunday.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
No, I think it's from heat. Oh no, you're right,
you're right right, You're right right, right, right, right right,
and you got your head all the way up it God.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
And they like said, there's some some behind the scenes
about like he was just freestyling on that part, like
that was unscripted.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
That was just I feel like everything is he my
favorite actor now? Al machine, Like now as in like
fifteen seconds.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Now that I know that he just goes way off
script and screams about asses on said, I'm like, that's
that's fucking cool, dude.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
What a bummer for Evanstone to be dethroned.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah, damn Son like like Ston Steel.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Sorry, of course, of course, of course, I just dude,
I bought this on eBay. I felt like Blake when
I was buying it. You made an eBay purchase. This
might be one of the first things I've ever bought
on eBay. It called out to me. I'm you know,
I have I moved into a new office. It's in
my house, but it's a new office.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Really bright, It's really it's really bright for some reason.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
I know there's a light. There's a light.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
There's almost too bright compared to what I'm walking with.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah, it's weird. You're in a dungeon. You do the
podcast for the dungeon. But my wife loves me, so
she lets me have an office.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
And uh, I'm looking for things to fill it, right,
you know, And I don't.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
I don't collect things in the way Blake does.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
So I don't have a lot of mannequin heads or
mac dra miniature posters.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
So I bought this. Dude, look at this thing. I
can't wait. I wish I had a drunk but wait, sorry,
that's the wrong guys. Were you guys expecting? So I was.
You're listening.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
It's like a Ceramic Comedy Central.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Cookie jar, Dude, it's a cookie cooky jar.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Oh wow?

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Okay, Okay, that is sick. I get protein bars in
here just in cases. Wow, little hang is that a?
Is that a vintage pizza? Vintage? This is like a
that must be off the desk of like Kent Alterman.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Wait wait wait wait, so can we get a little
bit more of like the lead up to clicking by dude?

Speaker 2 (05:18):
I saw someone where did you?

Speaker 1 (05:20):
I saw someone on Facebook and they were like, holy ship,
look what I just found?

Speaker 3 (05:28):
So you are still on Facebook?

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Also very also very cool? Yeah it was awesome. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
I don't look at it very often, but every once
in a while check in to see, like which high
school friend of mine has lost their kids.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Disaster? What you say? Yeah, yeah, I got to check
in to.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
See, like which one has drank themselves to death has
lost custody of their children because of their alcoholism?

Speaker 2 (05:52):
It's science, and it's about that time.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
It's about that time. Who's going on their third divorce?

Speaker 2 (06:00):
There's a brad.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
There's a brad out there through that.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Right now, Absolutely brad, and I'm taking swing. Uh So.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
But instead of finding that cool shit, I found something
maybe even maybe even cooler than one of my friends
or old friends lives falling apart? Was this someone was like,
I found this at a groag sale for like twelve dollars,
like what an epic find?

Speaker 2 (06:25):
And I was like, what if epic find?

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Dude? So then I went on the eBay and got
it for like I don't know, I think I spent
like thirty bucks.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Can I pause?

Speaker 4 (06:34):
You?

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (06:35):
What I don't need to know who the friend is.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
Is the friend affiliated in any way with Comedy Central
that they would think that this was cool.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
It was a comedian, it was a itt so and
I think it must have been a Hollywood or like
you know, in La Grodsale, and I'm assuming it was.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
You're in a group called Hollywood Eleaits right, Yeah, Hollywales
specifically got it because that's where we connect, and that's
where it's I found baby blood on there for like
cheaper than anywhere else.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah, it's mostly like old Comedy Central and uh a
drena adrenal glands.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
You go in the back, you call the good adrenal glands.
He's in the email. It might be in the email
in the files.

Speaker 5 (07:20):
So, dude, I found this piece that's really beautiful and
it looks like it's in great condition.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
So then you went on eBay or did you google
it and then you found it on eBay? Or did
you know I'm gonna find this on ebil That's.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Incredible, I said, I said, what would Blake do? And
I said he would go right on eBay and he
would way over pay for it. But I got a
really good deal. They sent it came right away. Look
at that. Look at that dark that's my favorite color.

Speaker 5 (07:47):
It's honestly, it's perfect. That's my favorite color right there.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
It's beautiful. I knew Blake would appreciate it. I am envious.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
And remember this when when we first joined the Comedy.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Central family we got jumped in. They had they had
this emblem.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yeah, they had this emblem that with the with the
Comedy Central with the.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Skyscrapers coming out of it.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
That was like all Daily Show corner of the Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Yes, yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Then it turned into the then that then it became
like a C and then another sea backwards.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
I like the new one. I thought it was a
cool update.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
It was like going after the like at kind of
like we're updating.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
That's what I think. It's like adjacent.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah, it felt it felt very internety and uh yeah
it was cool and I like their like Uh.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Bang, you know how what was they did? Bownuny donkey?
Who did that? I'm doing a bad impression of it.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Netflix twice.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
What Comedy Central had like a bit of a bow?
I thought it was like a no that's I don't
remember that. I don't remember that noming.

Speaker 5 (09:00):
Look up Comedy Central Noise. Because Comedy Central noise. You
think I'm gon hod a noise? Dude had noise?

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Blake just fucking do it. Okay, he'll quit theo.

Speaker 5 (09:10):
No way that's gonna yield results. Comedy Central Noise. Okay, Hey,
I don't know, dude, you're the one, I guess look
it up on epape and Blake, you're talking to a
man who does not yield.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (09:20):
When I looked up Comedy Central Noise, all I'm getting
is the.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
Noise pictures from Kean Peele Pictures of Noise.

Speaker 5 (09:32):
It's all just no It's all just Key and Peel.
I'm sorry that did not yield.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Well, uh, Todd just brought up a very fun, uh
little clicky thing.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
What do they call that link? Well, they show all
of the you need some Sava brother.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
They show all of the Comedy Central logos and there's
there's some good ones.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Oh yeah, oh I love I love watching logo Logo Evolution.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
And if we we could when this airs on Netflix,
can we share this?

Speaker 2 (10:04):
We would love to share this image just so people
some people can enjoy it. Wig out, have a good time.

Speaker 5 (10:10):
Dude, loose the look it from ninety to ninety one.
That one fucking sucks. That had the shortest life for sure.
It's just an orange box with ha that's bad.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Well, also ninety one to ninety two when they went
with the skyscrapers exploding out of Yeah, with some some
purple and orange.

Speaker 5 (10:29):
That's pre nine to eleven for sure. Yeah, that is
definitely pre nine elevee.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
I think two thousand to twenty ten. The one that
I got is maybe is maybe the most bad.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
That one's pretty hard.

Speaker 5 (10:39):
That one's pretty hard, But I like the whole scope
of the world as well.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
That's kind of cool.

Speaker 5 (10:44):
Lets you know that it's a North American concert.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
We forgot your world, We forgot You've left California twice.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Yeah, well, and every time you're out of California, you
sort of you and Isaac sort of incessantly talk about California,
about favorite place.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
You know, it's weird. What's weird here is I can't
smell the ocean in the same way.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Yeah, Isaac, Isaac, and you will go like the same,
like how far do you think we are from California
right now? I don't know, like fifteen hundred miles. I
think we're thirteen hundred miles and Jers and I are like, hey,
shut the fuck up, who cares?

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Just eat hardies, there's no in and out?

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Well, come on, come on, what parties? Hartis?

Speaker 4 (11:24):
Is?

Speaker 2 (11:24):
What? That's Carls Junior right, No.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
It's Blake, mister California Carl.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
That kind of grows me for a loop. What is
even the point of that? I don't understand. It's very bizarre.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
I think Carl's.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Junior, like people in the on the West Coast, they
weren't fucking with the name Hardy's.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
It just said that no one wants to be hard
too strong.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
It was too strong.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
One wants to be hardy. Out here, we want to
be long and lean, like wa.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
You want to be wasting, like fucking like blowover with
augusta wind little bitches.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
But in the midwayt for like, we want to be
hard and we want to be a little meaty somehow.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
Very hair very hairless, and yet very hairy under their arms.
That's what you want out here, whereas Hardy's hairy all over.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Hey, I'm Harry all over a little California sunbar. I
recently buzz I recently, buzz I recently? Buzz your chest
or your back?

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Uh? Yeah, well I do.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
I do a one blade on the back so it's
nice and smooth, because I don't want how do you
get back there?

Speaker 2 (12:26):
You stretch?

Speaker 3 (12:27):
It's got a stretch.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Yeah, oh you do you shave with a razor on
your back? No, it's called a one blade.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
It's like a it's an electric razor, but it gets
really close in the front.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
I just do a regular because I get it could
poof out where you're wearing it.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
You're wearing it, you're wearing a T shirt and it
starts to poof out a little bit. You don't want that.
You don't want that, so you just have to tame it.
That's to me, it's cool.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
But do you ever have it where the needles poke
through the shirt?

Speaker 2 (12:53):
That's you've gone too short. You've gone too short if
you're with your cutting.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Yeah, the worst is one I've shaved if you like
Kelvin Jimstone had a shaved chest, and so my character
on the Righteous Gimpstone, So I would shave that whole time,
and it was the worst. You'd put on a shirt
and then you'd walk around and realize, like, it's just
sticking here, it's drooping all weird.

Speaker 5 (13:15):
On you because it won't come down because the folla
goles have just like stuck whiskers. The whiskers have clung.
Yeah right, I have clung onto the T shirt clung. Yeah, dang, dude,
that's kind of.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Mac McClung, the damn right clam dunk contests on my
wife's slam dunk right there.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Okay, good job, guys.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
I remember a homie of mine shaved his chest a
lot in college and then hooked up with a friend,
a girl friend that we all kind of knew, and
we're like, oh, and she was like, dude, my fucking
titties are so raw from his chest, his chest air
just scraping.

Speaker 5 (13:54):
That's the the worst, is why she was very open
with you, guys.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Yeah, that's the worst.

Speaker 6 (13:59):
When you have a girl in your friend group and
on like you guys, tell me to show and that
has happened to me one time, a girl in a
friend group and that and I hooked up with her
and then she would just say ship to the group
and it's not cool about.

Speaker 5 (14:13):
The way you make love or yeah, yeah, but that's
that's That's what I'm talking about, is harmless.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
The way she probably described your weird dick and how
you couldn't find a whole.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
You need another four intest not what it was. It was.
It was the fact.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
It was the fact that I played Chili Peppers way too.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
We all know why you do it.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
She was like, dude, it's just like I'm never I'm
never going to get the Chili Peppers out of my head.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Gesus so much chili Peppers. She was right.

Speaker 5 (14:40):
Also, it also ruined that band for me as well.
For a while I was kind of growing and then
that that sort of destroyed it for me. I can
never hear California cas why because when we fucked, what
are you trying to say?

Speaker 2 (14:51):
No, I would hear it through the wall that.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
I do love the idea of Blake turning on Chili
Peppers on the radio when it comes on, like where's
the no He's like, this is this the original like,
where's the sounds?

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Yeah? Is this like a remix?

Speaker 1 (15:08):
He thinks it's like he thinks the chili Peppers were
like the night in Tails where they just sounds in
the background.

Speaker 5 (15:14):
All yeah, tell the cool mom.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
I'm missing the moment.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
This is can stop addicted to the oh dream of
call fu?

Speaker 4 (15:30):
Where's it's just out of where's the where's the part
where the guy says two more fingers in there?

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Put it, put a thumb up my ass, keep screaming.
This is the only way I can.

Speaker 5 (15:50):
The only way I can come, No.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Way I can go. I was like, that's a crazy
way to start this song off. Man, they fucking that's
a hook. Now, now that my whole story relax.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
I suck suck my kiss under the.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Under the bridge of my scrot off.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
Blood, sugar sex, yes please dream and chugging on.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Oh man, I wish I had way more.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
I bet, I bet that's funnier to us, We truly
know how loudly I would play chili Peppers in the
other room because we lived in a small house and
you didn't want to hear your roommate.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Fucking right, that's kind of weird speak for yourself.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
It's kind of weird to just hear all the all
the noises, and so I would blast put on Chili
Peppers and same album. It's so it's pretty, it's pretty,
uh ingrained.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
It was standard issued, you never switched it up.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
What would you guys rather hear? I think I already
know Adam's answer, But what would you rather hear?

Speaker 2 (17:15):
You?

Speaker 3 (17:15):
Would you rather hear.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Your parents fucking super loud or okay?

Speaker 4 (17:20):
Or a roommate with a girl who like you have
like unrequainted love.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Is that the word? Like unrequited?

Speaker 3 (17:28):
Unrequited?

Speaker 2 (17:30):
She ain't requested.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
We're like you have a crush on her or whatever,
but then like your roommate's just slaying.

Speaker 5 (17:37):
Well not to be I mean, then maybe I'm kind
of like, wait, so sort of hot.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
So you're just you're listening to a girl you have
like feelings for, probably Jo and at that Who's.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Like, I'm actually in your roommate and you're just listening
to them. Smush. Oh okay, I thought you meant like
a rape situation.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
I'm like, yeah, you didn't. You wouldn't want to hear
that at all. Like I feel like what you called
the police, But where did that come from?

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Dude, I know he doesn't know what the word unrequainted.
I love it.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
Would you rather hear your parents who love each other
have sex or a woman be raped?

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Go? I know my answer, you guys go ye, unbelievable.

Speaker 5 (18:15):
I think it all comes from the confusion of the
word unwritten.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
That's not what it was from. It's my shit got
a little messed up.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
So I was trying to rearrange some stuff while we
were having the conversation, and.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Is it the do you skipped your That is what happened.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
I have too many things open, too many things open,
too many files.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Dude, Yeah, that's the issue. We're doing it. We're doing it.

Speaker 5 (18:36):
You're in the so you are in the five the
files I knew.

Speaker 4 (18:42):
Well, So, now that you know, would you rather listen
to your folks fuck like crazy no, or listen to
a girl you wish you were in a relationship with
going at it?

Speaker 1 (18:52):
So?

Speaker 2 (18:53):
So you're madly in love? Madly in love? Are you?

Speaker 4 (18:56):
Just?

Speaker 3 (18:56):
This is like a girl who you're like, oh my gosh,
it's beautiful. I like her. She's funny when she's all
also getting.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
She's not that into me. That's she's not into you.
She's what's that guy's name used to that, Greg Barrett.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
She's so Greg Barrent about you.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
And then the roommate is just crushing through paper thin walls.
That doesn't actually she's crushing your roommates. Oh, she's like,
shut up, I'm gonna ride in your I don't know.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
I think I would rather listen to my parents' fuck what?
Why is that what you would have picked for me?
You said you why? I feel like you Yeah? Maybe no, no,
not at all. Why would you have picked that for meds?
Why do you think?

Speaker 4 (19:35):
I think that you've interviewed your parents about fucking each
other on our podcast and I so I was.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
Like, Oh, he wouldn't even care.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
He wouldn't even care. He would try.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
He would turn up the chili peppers at the door
and be like get him.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Pop, get get don't stop a dick dig Yeah. Well,
I mean I wouldn't love that. That wouldn't be awesome.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
But that's and those are my words.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Yeah, but I mean it wouldn't be awesome.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
But uh, I think if it's someone that you really
really cared about, and you were like, man, I really
I'm in love with this person and they don't love
me back and they're absolutely getting their boots rocked.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
What what? What just chorging on? And let's say it's
Kyle nuwachek stick. Let's say let's say it's it's.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
College times and you're he's in there, and you're like, man,
he like doesn't shower that often, Like.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
This is bad news.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
Like so that this is interesting.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
She's not going to catch an STD, but she's gonna
get sick.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Afterwards, right, and now she's like she will be she'll
catch like a cold and that sucks for her.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
So the whole thing.

Speaker 5 (20:48):
Yeah, okay, yes, well now that you're making a Kyle now, yeah,
I was assuming it was one of you guys, and
I'm like, Okay, well she's with a good dude.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
But if you're saying she's with this, she's a Kyle
just a y Yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
But and then I don't think it's interesting to be like,
it depends on the guy.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
I guess it does.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
It does depend on a guy, because if it's a
real stand up dude and you're like, okay, a stand
up comedian, No, a stand up guy, you know, I
think you know what I was saying.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Definitely not a stand up comedian they're ninety eight percent
come back.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
What Blake's like, I'm done trying to be funny.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
This is it, fuck it, forget it, water trash, forget it.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
I think it's stand up guy.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Then then yeah, then you're like, okay, I mean it
would suck.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
It's not gonna be awesome.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
So but here's the thing is that the stand up guy,
now they're like the probability of them staying together, as
opposed to a guy who you know kind of like sucks.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Yeah, But then you think you're gonna get a chance.
Then you think, well, she's gonna realize down the road
how shitty he is, and then I'm gonna come in
and I'm gonna be the shiny night.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Yeah right. I just think that's something you're building here.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
I'm saying I wouldn't want I'm saying you probably didn't
wouldn't want like the stand up comedian or otherwise uh
person to be doing it, because then they're gonna go
get married in twelve months, as opposed to the guy
who's like, yeah, yeah, kind of a turd, you're like child,
She'll realize that although his dick is so.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Good monster yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
Yeah, And you and you have and you're like, he sucks,
he sucks, But I know the dick is so good.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
She keeps saying that. She keeps saying that, like through
the wall. That's what you keep hearing. She goes, you
smell so bad, but the dick is so good.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
You keep hearing that, and you just here, you just
hear Kyle eating Cheetos and like chips and ship he's
eating like barbecue.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Lais freaking sea insult vinegar.

Speaker 5 (22:43):
Hold up, hold up, I'm gonna pop another bag of
and then we're going again.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Just let me let me crush this bag.

Speaker 5 (22:51):
Of onions real quick, and then chili cheese free and
then we go on again.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Interested and she's just god, but the dick is so good.
And by the way, this is just another example to
highlight that we know, we just know, we just know,
we just know. Not only do we know them, we
know them. It's so good Kyle's dick.

Speaker 5 (23:17):
Damn well, when you put it that way, I guess
listening to my mom and dad.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
And by the way, there's a dude on my UH
swim team in college who he like had a girlfriend
halfway through my freshman year.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
Boogers.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Oh Wow, man, I just got some boogie.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
We must be funny.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
Dude on my swim team halfway through freshman year started
dating this girl. She was very cool, and I was like,
how'd you meet? And he was like, dude, she dated
the guy who lived above me, and I would hear
them fucking oh no.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
And I was like, yo, who's this chick?

Speaker 4 (24:03):
And then he was like, I would time it so
I would run into her, like there was like a
stairway that came from downstairs.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
That met in like the lobby of the house.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
He was like, time it so we could see what
she looked like. Oh man.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
And then then then he was like he was like
like friendly, like oh hey, hey, how's it going, And
then would like try and not find her on campus,
but like now know what she looked like.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
And then like we'd be like hey, I know, like
remember from my live up like the.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
Big day of the guy chars. And then when he
found out they broke up, he swooped in. I'm almost
positive they've been married for twenty years.

Speaker 5 (24:40):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
And I remember him telling.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Me the whole thing and me going, WHOA.

Speaker 5 (24:45):
Look, I will say today's standards, that sounds insane. That
sounds that sounds like a crazy person. But I think
that this.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
Was only like fifty thousand days ago less and.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
It was probably like what fifteen years ago, ten years
ago something like that. This is two thousand fucking one,
bood goddamn year old. I just think that social media
like killed all of that, all the romance, as he
we used to call that romance. Wait, what are you
trying to say?

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Because I feel like, hey, let him cook, okay.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Because it's always better.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Okay, So it spawned, you know, I mean it spawned out.

Speaker 5 (25:23):
Of him hearing her, you know, having a great time
in the bedroom. And you know, that's a you know,
it's an interesting worm to chase on the hook. But
he really wanted to get to know this person. He
really wanted to meet this person. He felt some sort
of a connection and he you know, he did everything in.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
Yeah, let's started the connection.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
The connection is the god got two thousand rail railman, railman.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yeah, the connection is she. He's like, oh, she's a
freaking the sheets, right, So now I'm in love with her.
That's not like romance. That's pretty pornographic.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Well, he didn't say he was in love with her.

Speaker 5 (25:57):
He just he just he knew he had to meet
there was something and I'm not.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Quite finger on it, there's something, but there I.

Speaker 5 (26:08):
Think there is some a bit of romance there, okay,
and he just you know, he had to he had
to find her and he had to know.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
What did they call that show? What was the show
on HBO? Like The Inside the Mind of a.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Man or whatever? What was that? I don't recall that show.

Speaker 5 (26:23):
I don't know what's going on mind him Inncia, I
don't recall I'm watching him.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
I'm watching I started watching that Manisphere documentary. It's not
as good as I wanted it to be. No, yeah,
I had a feeling it seemed you know.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
What, though, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
Do you find it fascinating how kind of the dude
who's doing the interview, the interview in the British guy,
he's like bosses up on them. Yeah, well British people
do that, no, but like he kind of he he
kind of knows that these guys buttons to push.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
They are like all self.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
It's like they all seem like bullies on the playground
that if you punch them in the nose, they go
the cry, they go crying. They're actually pussies, and this
guy like punks them a little bit in a very
nerdy way, which is great.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Right.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
He'll be like, he'll be like, is it weird having
me in your house?

Speaker 2 (27:17):
You know?

Speaker 4 (27:18):
Like that's not a quote, but like there's very like
non he just is he's like asserting himself in.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
A way that like where he'll go, why.

Speaker 4 (27:28):
Are you talking to the camera. This is a documentary,
it's not fucking TikTok. Yeah, And they're like, oh yeah, no,
I'm just used to doing that and.

Speaker 5 (27:36):
That doesn't seem like now, but he says it with
a British accent, so it like it doesn't.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
It's not it's more than that. It's more than that.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
It it It kind of actually is confrontational, but it's not.
It's not to be confrontational. It's just kind of to
be like putting them in a place in a weird way.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
I feel like that's the thing Anders does all the time.
I feel like I think.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
It's the accident honestly, because honestly, are you looking now?
Why are you looking in the camera?

Speaker 4 (28:09):
Like and a British sensibility where like they're always like
taking the piss outs if you mate.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
It's kind of like watching what's his name, Pierce or whatever.
Pierce Morgan.

Speaker 5 (28:19):
Yeah, like he gets people hell a pissed, but he's
kind of just like asking questions with an accent, so
it makes people extra fuck.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
I guess I need to brush up on my Pierce Morgan.
I don't know about Pierce Morgan perfect.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
Yeah, man, that's but anyway, you're right, it's not as interesting.
But like he'll start asking the like wife or the
girlfriend of the dude like right next to him, being
like why do you let him treat you that way?
And the dudes instead of being like, hey, none of
your business, they're like, uh.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Yeah, go ahead, She's allowed to talk.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
And then whoa, yeah, I mean and they are allowed
to talk, but then you can tell they're like a
little afraid to say anything.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
The dude is around his mom is another level where
you're like.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
Oh, see this sounds intriguing to me. Yeah, I need
to finish it.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
I watched like thirty minutes of it, and I was
just sort of like I wanted it to I wanted
it to go in the weeds a little more with
like also they're like these are some of the most
problematic Manisphere guys, and I didn't even know them will like,
I guess I'm not that deep youplaiting.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
For Adam to be like, And they reminded me of
my closest home friend.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
They weren't that bad, fine, No, I mean essentially they
have podcasts where they just have a bunch of like
onlyfan models and and they stream it and then they
like just make these.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Oh yeah, yeah, I think I know the person.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
I mean, they're not the smartest women, and they make
them feel and look like idiots, and.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
I think I think maybe we just hit the nail
on the head there. It's that these guys act a
certain way to everyone who lets them, and this dude
doesn't let them, and they're like, uh, I gotta go
take this folk call your short where'd you get those shorts?

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Due?

Speaker 3 (30:03):
And he's like, I don't care. I don't care about that.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
And then they surround themselves with idiots who allow them,
who are succeptable to being treated this way, and the
girls are you know, they're they're dummies. So then they
can't answer the questions and they can't. They said, name
five countries.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
And she's like, what's the capital of Paris? Barcelona and
they're like, you're an idiot. That's a city, and she's like, damn,
I would be screwed. Yeah, we all might have issues
on this podcast, honestly.

Speaker 5 (30:32):
So it's kind of like who wants to be smarter
than a fifth grader or whatever?

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Right? Who wants to be who wants to be smarter
than a fifth Who would who?

Speaker 4 (30:43):
We would even want that because then you have to
like have important jobs.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Are you smarter than a fifth grader? That's right? Yes? Okay,
I think I shows to get you did you did
you did? Oops? Oops? At did it again? Well? I
don't know.

Speaker 5 (31:00):
Maybe I got to check that out because I wasn't
very like the I don't know the whole manuscript. I
don't really give it too much energy. I find it
so interesting, dude, I think it's just not so this
is not a shock to me, is like kind of
what we were talking about, like with the gooners, Like,
to me, it feel like what sucks about it is
like to me, it feels like it's just being done

(31:22):
to get reactions. But it's starting to seem like people
are actually drinking this kool aid and they they pray
at this church.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Oh young young kids, like fourteen fifteen year olds are
online and they watch it and they think like that's
how I should be. That sucks and it's crazy.

Speaker 4 (31:41):
Dude, Yeah, but that's that's always been the case, right,
that there's been some asshole that kids are like, that's
my god, he says.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
What he wants, dude, like Tom like exactly, well that
that's like a fucking who's that?

Speaker 4 (31:55):
Like?

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Take me outside, have about day? Like that girl she
just like is watching.

Speaker 5 (32:00):
Like bad bad Barbie. Yeah, bad baby, bad baby. She's
like she's dying, right, she's got cancer or something. Yeah,
I think she's got cancer. Yeah, oh no, bad baby.
And they chimed in with bad baby. Spelled it wrong.
I'm pretty sure it's spelled in.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
A fun way. It said the h there's lots of
bad Bobby.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Yeah, okay, bad Bobby, and it's something going on with
that Bobby.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
I think she's got cancer, right?

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Or take her outside? How about that?

Speaker 3 (32:32):
Take her outside for some fresh air.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
They can diagnosed with Woldstrom's bone can some other giant
word of bone cancer yches.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
Oh my gosh, that's not great.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
The pun and the joke is there. I'm not saying
it I'm gonna let you guys at home do what
you do with.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
The bone cancer joke.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
Yeah, because I don't think it's funny with your take,
I don't like.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
It, Okay, well I don't. I don't want to pile
on this this poor girl, but on.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Again, pile on But when she was when she was
on or those doctor Phil, yeah, doctor Phil or anyone
they would bring on those like teens that are like
just from the middle school.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Oh man, those are the best episodes.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
They just go to like some like suburban middle school
and then all of a sudden, they're like wearing you know, ratchet,
ratchet children so ratchet, and you're like, you don't even
know people that act like this. You're literally only watching
this online or like seeing it into music videos and
pretending to be this way. And that's what's happening now
with the Manisphere kids is they're like, oh, that's how

(33:36):
we should be in society, and then they're just walking
around being assholes to their teachers and their friends in school.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Well yeah, oh that's yeah, that's the whole thing. Is
that tea. And by the way, it's like UK, it's
UK heavy.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Being a teacher is a fucking nightmare.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
Well it's UK and I watched What's the fucking Move
Show with like the four episodes and every episode's one shot.
Oh adolescence, Yes, did we cover this already? It's unreal.
The acting, the acting is un real.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Dude, it's on Netflix, our mothership. It is so good.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
But I just want to say, like everyone who talked
about how like it's fucking dark, it's super fucked up.
I was ready for, like you know, we've all watched
like Dahmer or whatever the fuck else is out there. Sure,
it's it's a sad story. It's more sad than it
is like dark. I thought it was gonna be like
fucking diabolical, but it was just like a shitty, sad

(34:32):
kid who did something horrible.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
Yeah, well he murdered his class b yes, okay.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Yeah yeah, but it wasn't.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
I thought it was gonna be like fucking basement type
sex ring.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
Ye, you're a psycho, you're a.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
O.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
I'm just saying the rest of society, it's pretty.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Your happy place is Niptock. And if you watch that series,
you'll see the guy he goes.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
He goes, but then then there the kids, Like I'm
fucking ugly, And I'm like, the whole time I'm watching it,
I'm like, this kid is going to be the next
Leonardo DiCaprio.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
He's a young, handsome kid. He's so fucking good at acting.
The whole time, Dursey's this murderer.

Speaker 5 (35:16):
Kid.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
He's going on.

Speaker 4 (35:19):
That's and then he's like, I'm so ugly, teacher, and
to the like, uh, psychologist or whatever, And I'm like,
who's telling this kid he's ugly?

Speaker 3 (35:28):
What are we talking about?

Speaker 2 (35:29):
Yeah, he's they should have found a real hugo. Well
because he hasn't look maxed enough. Oh dude, this kid
is maxed. He's maxed. It's all sickly.

Speaker 5 (35:38):
After we talked about that bro, he like had a
heart attack or something.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Yeah, the look maxing clavicular apparently. I like this podcast
is now just us talking about nineteen year old hot guys.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
I knew it would infiltrate.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Yeah, he apparently had a like Overdome dost on some
whatever the fuck he's taking.

Speaker 5 (36:03):
Okay, So when these upheld, like we're speaking about bad examples,
especially in the in the male universe, something like we
are speaking about that the good examples we are, Yes,
we are When something like that happens, doesn't that completely
knock the legs out of the movement, don't you go, oh, homeboy,
just his heart exploded and he's only in his twenties.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Like, maybe this isn't the way. Maybe it's nothing.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
I would say, yes, But also someone adjacent to that
guy will step up and be like, he's weak, he's.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
We Actually he was pussy bit is the way? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (36:40):
More, And I'm and look at me, which is like
the Donald Trump ship. Donald Trump's like fucking Joe Biden's
dying and I'm meeting McDonald's every day. I'm fucking strong
as a bull, you know, and people go, fuck it,
I'm gonna come.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
It's a similar thing.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
If you love Trump, you also if you were a teenager,
you would have been looked back. You might be might
be look Max, you might be look Max. You might
be hitting yourself in the face or the hammer going
this is how I get pretty.

Speaker 5 (37:08):
So there's a real pattern. Yeah, there's a real problem
with this, I think so. But I watched a video
of him. I think of Clavicular I think earlier.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
That day talking about how he does the right amount
of myth and people do.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Too much myth? Was it meth or adderall?

Speaker 1 (37:27):
He was saying meth, And he was saying, if you
do the right amount of myth, then it might then
it actually doesn't affect you. It just helps you stay
lean and look great and give you energy. And people
fucking just take too much and they fuck and they
fuck everything up. And then it was like, however, many
hours later in the club where he's like, oh yeah,

(37:48):
and just o deine, so hopefully that guy doesn't die
all the best, all the best?

Speaker 2 (37:54):
Where did he come up with that name? Because it's
kind of sick.

Speaker 4 (37:57):
I was just gonna say, what can we come up
with what our clavicular name would be?

Speaker 3 (38:02):
What would you call yourself?

Speaker 2 (38:04):
What is that?

Speaker 5 (38:04):
What is he even drawing from that? Like that's like
that's just fucking cool? Like what am I missing here?

Speaker 2 (38:10):
What does it? What does it even? What does it mean?
What does it mean? I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
I'm sure Tomkins look like you're clavicles and like you,
he's so like lean and mean that you see the
bones in his chest, which to me isn't like that
cool of a look that means you're like gaunt. But
his real name is Brayden Biden. So you have to
change that, for sure, you have to change that.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
Clavicular is an adjective meaning relating, relating to or the
color bone situated near the clavical.

Speaker 5 (38:41):
So what an interesting like bone to be obsessed with?
Why not just think.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
Secular? Yeah? Or huge?

Speaker 3 (38:52):
He's got me feeling bicecular.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Well, the thing now isn't having like giant biceps, it's
being absolutely shredded. It's having like zero percent body fat instead,
Like our heroes were the Jersey Shore guys, you know,
Jim Tann Laundry.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
I mean, we've come a long way our Yeah, our
collective heroes were. We pray at the altar of this situation?
Can we?

Speaker 4 (39:18):
And by the way, the one one person's name clivicular,
one person's name the situation. We I think we can
all agree. The situation is a great fucking name, clivicular.
It's very twenty twenty six, it's very whatever, like it's space.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
But the situation is strong.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
I can't spell it, which I'm upset that you can't
spell most things or pronounce most things.

Speaker 5 (39:41):
If you don't think you could spell situation either, if
you call yourself the situation you're very funny.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
You're very funny.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
That's the thing.

Speaker 5 (39:51):
Are these guys funny? Because even when we were in
I used the example of.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Particular is not No. Yeah, every interview I've seen him,
he's not funny.

Speaker 5 (40:00):
Right because because we said Tom likes, Tom likes was
actually kind of funny, like he like.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
He had Yeah he was, he had.

Speaker 5 (40:10):
Yeah, he he had bits. But like these guys, they're
not even like.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Howard Stern, he's just funny. What was this bit? His
bit was you bitch? Was that what his bit was? Like,
you dumb bitch? Yeah, I guess that's funny. No, he
would do some like some other.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Funny go ahead and yeah, yeah, well I think I
think the new generation, these like gen Z and Jen
Alpha kids being funny. Like to our generation, being funny
was a superpower, freaking peak like you needed to be
funny in your in your group, in order to have
any social standing within your group, you had to be funny.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
Yes, and it was a great equalize.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
I don't know if that's true, but I know that
that's true about some friend groups.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
I feel like in my friend groups.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
I know many friend groups where there's zero funny people.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
Oh that would be terrible. Yikes, could you imagine?

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Yeah, just join a sports team. There's not a funny person.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
No no, no, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
There's some fucking funny ass black guy running back? Who
is the who is the king of the locker room? Absolutely?

Speaker 3 (41:20):
And how how many of those people went to your
high school?

Speaker 2 (41:22):
There was one guy? So what fuck are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (41:27):
And he was funny and he was funny, dude, Based
on things I've watched, aren't there like funny black people
running around.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
The locker room? They're for sure? Are They're for sure?

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Of course there's funny black people, the fun the funniest, race,
the funniest.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
I think that absolutely, there are many funny blacks black people.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Listen, you guys sound like clavicular, right.

Speaker 4 (41:49):
But my point is most of it is just quoting
movies that they've seen.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Right.

Speaker 5 (41:54):
There's not a lot of original comedy coming out of
a sports anyway.

Speaker 3 (41:59):
I know what you're saying out friend groups.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
Comedy.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
I feel like with our generation, comedy was more important
than nowadays.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
For sure, I feel like comedy is way less of
a thing. That's wild.

Speaker 5 (42:11):
Well, yeah, because there's no money in it. What the
fuck are you gonna do with being a comedy.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
Well, not even money.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
I mean just even in middle school in high school
when like coming up like the funny kid was up
the popular, one of the popular.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Kids, and like it was a good way to just
make friends.

Speaker 4 (42:27):
I think that it also I think that kids, God,
this is the worst episode. Yeah, I think that. I
think that kids who are like texting constantly, like they
don't know when someone's joking or not, so they've stopped joking,
except for the groups of kids who are always joking

(42:50):
only jo And that's when you get the gooners at
the funeral, who are like, these are my fucking guys.
Nothing is serious. Everything is a fucking joke to the core. Yeah,
and everyone else is like I'm gonna I'm gonna avoid
being misinterpreted and stopp being funny, and so comedy is
just seeping out of normal everyday interaction communications.

Speaker 5 (43:13):
Yeah. Yeah, that's so sad. Where's your comedy Central, Cookie Jar.
It's gonna be completely it's gonna be empty.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
I mean, I do, I do want to.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
This is so stupid.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
But look, I mean this is like already, dude, this
is dude.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
This is like a like a movie from the nineties
where like it's this comedy Central cookie jar is filled
with funny treats, and uh, the the more funny treats
you take out of it, the less comedy there is
in the world.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
Oh like, uh, the Eddie Eddie Murphy, Eddie Murphy A
Thousand Wishes or whatever movie.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
It feels like a bad Eddie Murphy movie. I feel
like Eddie Murphy stopped making good movies and I wish
you would make one.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
But here's what we gotta say. When they did that
the s and Now fiftieth Reunion or whatever it was,
he was unreal.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
Right, legend Dude he is. He's one of the best.
He was.

Speaker 4 (44:07):
He came on and was so funny and so committed
to every sketch and apparently like he jumped in other
sketches that he wasn't supposed to be in because people
dropped out last minute, and he was like, I got
it and was so fucking good.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
It was crazy.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
He even in his documentary where you're walking around his
like palatial bel air mansion where you're like, oh.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
When did this come out? Is this recent?

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Yeah, I believe it's on the flicks, And it came
out within the last year and it's awesome, and he's
just giving interviews and you're just like the whole time,
You're like, man, he's funny to his core. He's such
a funny person. Some people, when they get too rich,
they just stop.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
Top for all comedy. You know.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
They're just like, eh, I'm fucking good, which is fine,
which is like probably a healthy way to go about it.

Speaker 4 (44:57):
Do you think he's funny with his friends or do
you thin I think he has a skill set that
he used and that's kind of what it is.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
He is so funny with his friends.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Neil Brennan and I don't think I'm speaking out a school,
but he told me that because he's always hanging around
like Chappelle and Chris Rock. He's just like in that
friend group because he used to write for Chappelle and
they hang out with Eddie quite a bit. And he
was like, he is the funniest guy in any room.

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It's like you get all those people together, which obviously
they're all fucking kings and heroes and are the funniest
person in any room that they walk into.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
He's the funniest And I'm like, that is so cool, dude.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
That is so cool because I don't know if Jim
Carrey is at this point, I don't know if Jim
Carrey is the funniest person in the room.

Speaker 4 (45:47):
Yeah, he's adjusted, and it's also kind of like what
is funny?

Speaker 3 (45:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Yeah, I like to get him in clavicular in a
room and just see who's the funniest dude.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
Speaking of Chris Rock and Neil Brennan, Uh, this is
me Now we're just telling Neil Brannan's stories.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
But Neil Brennan was saying, how like d Neil's a
Neil's a legend. He has a podcast.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
Correct, it's a great podcast. Blocks.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
I listened to it. It's great. I've been saying didn't
have many blocks.

Speaker 4 (46:25):
I bet I have more now, yeah, I think you
might have had them done. The block was that you
couldn't see the blocks.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
Yeah, I couldn't see the block.

Speaker 5 (46:32):
Wait, wait, sorry not to sidetrack too far, but blocks
is like you're building.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Blocks are things that are in your way.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
Blocks are like things in your way that you're trying
to like sort through, right, like anxiety or imposter syndrome
or okay.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
And I just went on and was like, so what
are the blocks and I'm like, man, I don't I
don't think I got.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
Any Is that what this is about? Goodbye?

Speaker 5 (46:56):
I'm like, yeah, I just thought this was a podcast.
I don't matter what the fucking Oh that's cool. You
prepped the same way we prepp This is important.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Yeah, that's right, that's right.

Speaker 4 (47:05):
He had a funny story where they were all these
comedians were at a Netflix thing at the head of
Netflix's home.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Which, by the way, we're going to in a few weeks.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
We are who's what's Ted Sarandrandos, Yes, terrible Ted, and
Ted's like, it's so nice to be here surrounded by
the funniest people in the world.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
And then Chris Rockcos and Neil Brennan.

Speaker 4 (47:29):
Yeah, and the entire the entire room last.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
And he's like freaking burned.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
Pretty good, pretty good anyway, Neil is great. And so
stand there and say that as that's that's comedy.

Speaker 4 (47:43):
And another thing about comedy is that like that's pointed
and kids don't like that because it's like Neil had
to basically get shipped on for thirty seconds there.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Kids are like, we don't do that anymore.

Speaker 5 (47:52):
Well, yeah, that's how sense of humor's developed. It's also
a way of dealing with the bullying. You've got the
floor burn go where you take it. You take it
from your friends.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Yeah, yeah, give your friends shit and they give it back,
and then you go in your room and loudly play
chili peppers and drink off.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
I mean right right, right right, the doorbell ring. I
didn't see anyone come in. I'm just gonna be in here,
fucking what I'm loudly? You didn't here? Where did she go? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (48:25):
It was just quicker for her to leave out there
she had to go. It was actually quicker for her
to just bounce out of the windows.

Speaker 5 (48:31):
So you don't and I hate to deny, but you
don't have a window?

Speaker 2 (48:37):
Did I say window? Did I say window? Because I
met air vent?

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Yeah, it's actually quicker just to get out to her car,
because the event goes right through out to.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
The Funnily enough, I still say poof be Gone and
she could just disappear.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
Yeah, yeah, she just goes. She's just kool aid man.
What happened? What happened to poof be Gone? Be Gone?

Speaker 3 (48:54):
Poof be Gone?

Speaker 2 (48:56):
What bring it back? Did people say poof be Gone?

Speaker 3 (48:59):
And my high school poof be gone was a fucking thing.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
In your high school, there was a lot of very
funny black running backs.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
I know that there was.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
I know our running back. Our running back was not
super funny. But he's super inspirational. Last time I went
on Facebook, he like does walks on the beach and
he's like, it's four thirty in the morning. I'm already up.
I'm going after it. I know you are too, and
like I do remember him being like, uh, he like
knew the state meet was coming up for me that

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week and he was like I want. He was like,
I won my event in the track, like you can too,
and I was like, I'm gonna give a shot. He goes, hey, man,
you have to believe it. And I was like, all right, it.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
Sounds like Cam Newton.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
Dude, very very super nice dude. Super nice dude. Not
funny dude, Cam Newton. After meeting Cam, I was never
a fan of Cam Newton. Just his his hats. Yeah
you're on record about this, let's just add.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
This his ats.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
You comment on it a lot, truly bother me and
I don't know why they do, but they really really do.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
I don't like them.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
But beneath the guy, and you're like, oh, I would
run through a wall for if you told me to.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Like he's a leader. It's fun to meet those people
every once in a while.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
Yeah, you'd say give me that hat and just run
right that way.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
Just I'll take that hat, sir. I'll die for you
in this hat.

Speaker 5 (50:24):
He had a pretty funny interaction with like a mascot
like last year where he like beat the mascot's ass
it like started to piss him off.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Did you guys see that clip, but.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
Like really hurt the mascot, right?

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Is that real band? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (50:37):
Like he's like six seven to sixty, Like it's oh yeah,
he was massive, dude crazy.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
Yeah. I think the mascot like ran up and like
took his hat. That's a and.

Speaker 5 (50:48):
He like he he like put it put his ass
in the dirt.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
Dude. Ooh, it was fucked up.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
Would you guys wish that, Like you know there's those
cartoons where someone takes the hat off and then their
head is like the of the hat.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
I kind of wish that was the case where we
found out.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
He had like a weird that'd be fun, like Bart
Simpson shaped head or like his hair when you.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
Used to have like the you know, the fun dreadlocks.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
It actually was a wig, yeah, and you take it
off and it's just like flop flopping in the wind.

Speaker 5 (51:16):
I think that might be a problem with kids and
their sense of humor, is they aren't raised on Looney
Tunes anymore. I think that was like essential, like you
gotta have the Looney Tunes in your life as a kid.
Ultra violence, ultra violence, yea, all like everything's on the explosives.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Yes, And if you said someone's gonna drop a piano
on my head now, no one would even get it.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Yeah, they don't understand. People would be like, why would
a piano just fall out of this guy?

Speaker 3 (51:46):
Adam moves, Adam, be careful move.

Speaker 5 (51:49):
Yeah, and then as soon as you move, you get
hit with the ANVILA. That's just the order of operations.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
Dude, Well, what is bugging me? Dude? What's bugging okay
about Adam's bug? We're grip this is right here.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
That's the name of the episode, grumpy old men. Huh
is everyone now is an expert. It's like your friends
saying I get up at four thirty in the morning
and I get out, and I get out and I'm
doing it, and they're everyone is inspirational where they're telling
you what to eat, they're telling you what to drink,
they're telling you how to be of a good father.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
It's like they.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Don't have that guy person ought to be a good
father is you wake up at four point thirty in
the morning, you're up before the children get up.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
You then work out, you get everything done, and.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Then you do the laundry for your wife because why
is she doing the laundry, And then you clean the
kitchen and then the kids get up and then you
make up break and you're like Jesus christ Man and
everyone everyone is doing that now on the internet.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
I'm like, can I escape this?

Speaker 4 (52:50):
And this doesn't make me feel good? But eighteen months
down the line of them doing that, they all have
a massive breakdown and you find out that they were
like crackhead that was intoxicated every peptide and whatever the
fuck else and they're like, I'm stepping away from social
media and it's like.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
You you don't even have to just chill. Yeah, just chill,
just post.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Lest That's the thing is like these guys, it's not
like they're making real livings doing like because so many
people do it.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
I'm like, you can't actually be making a living, there's
no way.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
But you might be getting free kachava fifteen thousand followers. Yeah,
and you're not making any amount of money you're making.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
You're getting free You're getting kajava, athletic greens or something.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
Someone might be sending you some some cool product.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
But that's it.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
And you have to make content every day about how
like what sort of high protein meal you're making in
your air fryer.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
You're like, who gives a shit? Man, Just fucking go
live your life, dude. Oh sah, I don't like it.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
No one asked you to be an internet star, No
one asks you for this. That's and that's what people
are saying about our podcast currently.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
Any take backs, sir, the Interesting Active Students ever, shut up?

Speaker 5 (54:04):
We're about to be freaking three hundred episodes.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
Deep God, I'm with you, I'm with you.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
It's it's it's an interesting, it's interesting. It's very interesting.

Speaker 4 (54:14):
It's just an interesting, like mirror to society where it's like,
what is happening where it seems like everyone who's telling
everyone to get their shit together seems like they aren't
a Razor's edge of losing their minds.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
Right, that's exactly right. So cool. Everyone who's like it's like,
it's like, I think this is what you have to
do to not lose your mind.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Well, it's it's them like alone drinking pre workout outside
of the gym before it opens at five am, and
they're like, this is what you gotta do to be
a good husband or a good father or good whatever.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
And they look fucking in their sweating already. They haven't
even gone to the gym yet. They're talking to themselves.

Speaker 5 (54:55):
When you're doing a selfie video, you're talking to yourself.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
Is the black mirror man. And by the way, all
that being said, send me a sauna. Absolutely, just send
me a sauna. Send me a sauna. I'll preach.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
The best thing is is seeing these people, these like jacked,
yoked dudes, so thinking about them, like not getting the.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
Shot right and be like, no, I didn't, I messed
up the words. I got to do it again, and.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
Doing it multiple times because they didn't like how their
chin looked, because they're because obviously they're uh super vain
because all they care about is what they look like.

Speaker 4 (55:31):
I think that's why young dudes love the streamers who
are just rolling sure because it's it's like, he's not
fucking edited. Everything is right, there's not afraid to like
turn it off.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
And I'm like, dude, it's okay to turn it off.

Speaker 4 (55:46):
It's okay, it's okay to fuck up, it's okay to
like Ed I have a whoopsa doodle.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
No I know.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
And they were saying like like he's one of the
and the on the Manisphere documentary.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
They were like, and he's one.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
Of the most successful streamers and he makes up to
two hundred dollars an hour, two hundred to three hundred
dollars an hour, And I'm like, I know that's good money,
but is it worth it right to have to do that?

Speaker 5 (56:10):
Even to this argument though, like us being like that
this class of entertainers are talentless or like are weird
like that even our class when you look back to
like the Ed Sullivan Show or you speak about like
Eddie Murphy, like those those people were like so talent.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
Sorry, I just heard. I just heard everyone turn the podcast.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
Go ahead.

Speaker 5 (56:33):
I'm just like, have you ever gone back and watched
them like those old like like comedian like routines where
it's like duos, and it's just like they're absolutely insane,
Like they're so polished, they're so good.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
They each dial.

Speaker 5 (56:47):
Everybody can dance, everybody can seeing, everybody can hit jokes,
everybody can play straight man, everybody. It's just like there's
like completely weapons of entertainment.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
Yeah what about what about that? And then we do podcast.

Speaker 4 (57:00):
But I think that there's a like Steaks to creating
something polished and perfect that I think people think is overrated.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
Now, yes, the Steaks have left the building.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
Where they're like, why do I have to be so polished?

Speaker 4 (57:15):
And like.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
I don't think there's a there's a diminished return.

Speaker 4 (57:22):
Right, those people used to be like, I'm gonna get
polished because if I go on the Ed Sullivan Show,
guess what, I'm set for life. I gotta be ready
and if I'm good, I'm set for life and the
next day my world changes.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
Now, by the way, Ed Sullivan is such an old school.

Speaker 4 (57:35):
I know, but I'm just going with this. Even if
it's Johnny Carson, Right, everyone talks about Johnny Carson, who's
a couple generations older than us. But if you're the
funniest person ever, now you might go viral but you
have to keep that viral shit going because there's no
machine that's gonna keep you going. And if you aren't

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doing sauna and cold plunge in addition to.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
It, and red light therapy and peptides and trying to
get on kill Tony, you're fucked.

Speaker 4 (58:05):
But I will say the people who can sustain it,
they were doing it forever before.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
You know what I mean, Bert, Bert Kreischer, you know
what I mean. They're the one.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
They're just promotion machines, and they're out there and they're
just fucking grinding it.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
I'm exhausted just thinking about it.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams here, boys,
you know, I take.

Speaker 5 (58:27):
Back bringing it, bringing up Ed Sullivan, I'm sorry. I
was just trying to think of the black and White show.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
That's okay, I's got to be black. Maybe Jerry Jerry
Lewis gotta be white. That was what the television colors were.
I believes. Interesting Now, I don't like how you said that.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
Huh, Netflix got them?

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Yeah, I I I loved today's podcast.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
I thought it was really fun. I got to show
off my new cookie jar badass.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
I'm jealous, which I'm I'm glad you guys. You guys
might be the only people that I could show this
to and would be as stoked.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
But that's incredible.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
Yeah, look at that BEAUTI and you know that's my
favorite color.

Speaker 4 (59:10):
And before you flip it upside down and look at
the bottom holder on the top, I don't want that.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
What does the bottom say? Where is this made?

Speaker 4 (59:18):
Is?

Speaker 2 (59:18):
There's nothing? There's nothing really.

Speaker 5 (59:20):
That that was on an executive's desk.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
Not cost plus World market.

Speaker 5 (59:25):
You couldn't get that there, No that I think that
might have came out of the break room in the night.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
Yeah, I think this is so this is a true
vintage piece. I think corporate. That might be ten of ten,
one of ten. Right.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
Oh and one more thing, dude, look back at it
with Sam Jay and Alex English. It just dropped it,
just drop hot new pod. I I umbrell We have
our own umbrella where where it's raining and guess what
it's freaking we're keeping these these podcas has nice and
dry for you so they don't get all.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
Wet and sloppy out there out there in the world.

Speaker 5 (01:00:06):
I'm very, very hyped to have Sam j So look
back at it is our first podcast where we are
dropping with the very funny SNL or Sam Jay. She's
hilarious and Alex English who was an SNL writer. Where
they hopping there?

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
I'm gonna read a little blurb hopping were they hopping
their time machine and spend time in the past in
hopes of understanding the chaos that is sure to be
in our future?

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
From pop I like that they have a thing. Yeah,
that is kind of maybe we should get a thing.

Speaker 4 (01:00:35):
I like when we try and read it out. Super funny.
She was on the cruise, so if you were the cruise,
you know what we're talking about. But Samjy, go and
google some of her YouTube stand up and then you'll
understand why we were like, gotta get her under the am.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
We gotta get her.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
The trailers out now in the first episode drops April
twenty ninth.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
Get on that, Mama Mia hype dude, Well then show
it on your face.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
Yeah, why why do you say it like that, Blake,
I'm hyped, dude, We all like today's cool.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
Say it like you mean, I am actually hyped. I
love Sam Jay. Hanging out with her on the cruise
was so fun. She's a real rocker.

Speaker 5 (01:01:12):
She has some deep cut, like rock knowledge memory, and
she had the ox and was just ripping up the
freaking dance floor.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
It was off the chain that was tight, and she
was like kind of drinking me under the table a
little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
I kept wanting to go to bed.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
It was like two thirty in the morning or three am, right,
and I'm like I'm gonna go and she's like, yo,
real one one one more shot, real quick. I'm like okay,
And then I'd take a shot and then her girlfriend
was like, yo, Sam, let's let's go to bed. And
she's like yeah, yeah, yeah, Adam, one more shot. Come on,
let's do one more shot. Or also, my ass is
gonna have to go to bed. And I wanted to
go to bed, and I'm like, may we go to bed?
And she was like one more shot? And I'm like

(01:01:46):
fuck because she's the type of person that you want
to be cool around.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
Yeah, of course. So I just kept drinking. I just
kept drinking with real rock and Awesome Sam, Real Rocker.
Now she's got a podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
Look back at it. First episode drops April twenty ninth.
Check it out.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
Very funny, funny title, funny title.

Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
Alright, and that's another episode of

Speaker 5 (01:02:14):
Immor episode was a one It's a Tenanton Geez