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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Welcome to This is important a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what is most obviously
very crucially important today on this is important.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yeah, it's weird when dads get horny.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Bessie, get your full hats in here.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Hey, I'm here for the rock show. Anyone have the drugs?
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Let's go.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
Te Na Shane hom tonight, I can't Holly, what calimnia?
Speaker 4 (00:54):
How are you feeling tonight?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
The world famous Truman Off Wolves.
Speaker 6 (01:03):
Running a Rock? No, no, no, no, I really fucking mean it.
Bull the fuck is running a rock? Netflix? Isn't jump first?
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Wolves a reading to Rock?
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Okay, I'm gonna bring up your three others.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
You might know, bring such Netflix originals?
Speaker 7 (01:31):
Ass is it came secret too? Episode one? I came
over Man.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Over the Outlast in Who the First Nut?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
And I came over man Okay, Blake.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Wasn't running point very recently?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Of course you can see them all.
Speaker 7 (02:04):
This is important, ladies, and give it up late had
an at.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
This is important.
Speaker 8 (02:52):
Whoa reading around? Whoa nning around?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Hey, everybody, let's simp off.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
If you drink them? Have you got them? Drink them?
Speaker 9 (03:24):
Ah?
Speaker 10 (03:25):
That is disgusting, truly disgusting. How are these rockers do it?
Speaker 4 (03:32):
My god?
Speaker 11 (03:35):
What?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Everybody? Thank you, t I O nation, thanks for coming.
Speaker 10 (03:39):
They should be in there, the world's famous truths.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Either you have diarrhea or you don't lean it.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Lean it everyone, everyone leaning, Get in here, closet, get
in here. How's how's that Big SIPs tasted? It's different now?
Speaker 10 (04:06):
So we went with Blank was a big fan of
Buzzballs until they disrespected him with a contract he was.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Not deserving of, and.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
They threatened legal action if I continue talking about it.
Speaker 10 (04:27):
Yes, oops, my bad, Buzzballs, but I speak of the truth.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
I had to.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Announce you about what's your affiliation with.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Taking my talents to Big SIPs?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Okay, like sis.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
And so let's.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
All right, might as well. Influencer went in doubt, we
chant and so tell tell them about the contract? Yeah
where because it was a big contract dispute.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
So I know you're getting paid for this.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Beat back the truck up right, buddy, No, hey, wait
a minute, Okay, this is a trial run.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
We're testing it out. We're testing it out.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
They paid you for a trial run. No no, no, no, no,
no no no no.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I sent Isaac to the liquor store, he bought Big SIPs,
and I said, let's do a big huh, let's do.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
A big rebrand and see if we can catch us
a catch us a doggie.
Speaker 10 (05:30):
So you're in no way affiliated with Big Sip, no affiliation, No, okay,
every every sip you took was money out of my pocket.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Yeah wow, all right, yeah, big.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Sis money where your mouth is?
Speaker 10 (05:44):
And what do we think of the near eight hundred
dollars worth of fake leathers we're currently wearing?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Huh worth doing it?
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Worth?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Un delicious?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
I should have put up Big SIPs in my.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Well.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
I guess I still could, and you're for sure not
getting Yeah, it's just weird.
Speaker 10 (06:09):
How there's weird that you still can't see shut up,
shut the still can't see any amount of shut the
fuck up bubble or dent or any kind of fuck up.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
It was like, you inserted it.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Somewhere, but that's fine.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Yeah, it would be fine if.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
You didn't put it in my pocket.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
We went blake yesterday.
Speaker 10 (06:29):
He uh he sent us a photo of like a
rack of pleather pants and he was like, should we
for the Troubadour show?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I was like, was this was this meant for us?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Was this supposed to go to somebody else.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah, that's just his other friend group. No, that was
meant for you guys.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
That was meant for you guys.
Speaker 10 (06:46):
Okay and boaters and I were like absolutely, and we
sent them our sizes.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Yeah, uh twenty eight thirty and I'm a twink and.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
But you just figured out what twink.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Was, do you know?
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Fuck?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:12):
All right, get your Hollywood and did you win. I'm sorry.
It's cool that our shows are just starting to turn
into pro wrestling.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I like that and just like a little bit of
a Q and A just like and actually, no, I
know what twinks are. Uh yeah, last night we learned. Yeah,
so we went.
Speaker 10 (07:32):
So we sent us this photo of of these pleather
pants and we sent them our sizes, and I was
like with dirts and I'm like, there's a zero.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Zero possibility that Blake actually buys us these pants. And
then what happened?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
What happens?
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Blake?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I had already left the storehead what happened? And then
I just spent a lot of money on big zips.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Yeah that's true.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
So the card was Max. Yeah, you guys got to
give me a bigger allowance. So your company card, what.
Speaker 10 (08:06):
Uh, Chase Chase maxes you out at forty dollars worth
of big SIPs.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Yeah, I got too.
Speaker 10 (08:13):
If Blake spends more than thirty eight dollars, Chase Bank
is like something's off, something's wrong.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
They call us and they're like, we think your son's
shopping again.
Speaker 8 (08:25):
This is the way.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
What's mine?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
And then and then I was like, well, Blake, are
you gonna go?
Speaker 10 (08:30):
I had a ton of I had a ton of ship, dude,
and so I makes is a joke and I uh,
I was like, are you going to handle this?
Speaker 4 (08:41):
And he was like, dude, I can't.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
There's nowhere to find these clothes. Case closed and I
looked into it. Well, hold on, that's some points.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Hold on just a yes, there we got that wasn't
worth points, but I liked it.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
And then you know what, AI doesn't.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Support that.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
We stop. Hey, we stopped.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Hey this guys, oh holy points?
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Stop here.
Speaker 10 (09:13):
But a I does come in hand it because I
I I asked Ai, I'm like, where's the and this
is like basically the quote. I go, where's the closest
rock and roll style pants near me? And AI goes
one point seven miles in a place called rock Town,
on Hollywood on Hollywood Boulevard, okay, And and then Isaac
(09:39):
in his Penguin polo and I went into Rock Town.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
And godess this fucking sick guard. So thank you, thank
you Isaac.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Here, Isaac, this SIPs for you, which is pretty good.
Speaker 12 (09:55):
You know what you you bring up the like the
penguin polos, they're getting shorter and short. Like remember when
you guys starting about happy trails in middle school, which
is like the pubes under the belly button.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
He just lets his happy trail ride.
Speaker 10 (10:09):
What Isaac's and it's like white m yeah, Isaac's a
very white man. I could tell, like the people that
were working at rock Town.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Look like they work at rock Town.
Speaker 6 (10:21):
You know.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
She was fucking some rock and rollers.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
There was like a flavor saver which I haven't seen
in a while, which I was like mad.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Respect.
Speaker 10 (10:29):
I was like, oh, this guy's rocking a flavor saver.
I wonder uh, And I hadn't seen that in a while.
And you could tell they were like a little off
kilter when Isaac walked in and they.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Were like, oh, undercover cop, undercover cop.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
No.
Speaker 10 (10:42):
I think if you walk into a place like rock yeah,
if you if you walk in if you look like Isaac,
can you walk into.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
A place like rock Town.
Speaker 10 (10:51):
They're like, oh, ship, we're gonna have to like he's
gonna ask like, what's in the back, Like he's a dog.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Yeah, He's like there to get.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Very freaking Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
He was like, actually I like to uh, I'm actually
myself from Hooks.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yeah, by any chance, could I flip the sign down
and make this cocktail yo, because I'm trying to get
butt fucked in the back.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Yeah wait you really think?
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Sorry dad, my dad's is is and it is big
shout out to Tim.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
It is.
Speaker 10 (11:28):
We're doing this show in front of This is the
most intimate, intimate he cock.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
This is the most.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Intimate show we've done.
Speaker 10 (11:38):
Usually it's like you're kind of speaking out into the
void and now I'm just making eye contact with every
one of you.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
We're gonna know all of your names by the end.
We're like sure, yeah, it's cool.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
The people at the bar are definitely watching a basketball game, right, Yeah,
that's cool.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
They're like, when is this over? What the fuck?
Speaker 2 (11:57):
And I thought, I watch the Spurs.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
I love the idea of And in three hours, Blake's
gonna be behind you in the car going. It's right
up here on the left.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Thanks.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Yeah, yeah, no, it is crazy we have the same birthday.
Good night, that's wild.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Take care well.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
I was thinking, since we is kind of our hometown.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
And like, yeah, yeah, yeah it is.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Yeah, guys, we're Hollywood for sure.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Hold on it is.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
I was like, and we're at the Troubadoor. I'm like,
this would have been the perfect show to do a
bunch of cocaine.
Speaker 13 (12:35):
Ass yeah, okay, except for we don't really do that,
I know, but this is this is this, This would
have been we would have died, yeah, bring out the tray.
Speaker 10 (12:49):
It would have been the same, we would have said
the same amount of words, but it would have been
over in fifteen minutes, right, like cocktown exactly.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
It's kind of cockdown, rack down, but it's racked down.
Speaker 10 (13:01):
And when I comes an, he's so wide and people
are like pulling this is important And that was another episode.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
This is it Bartens.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Now that I think about it, I'm like, why is
like being able to go home a good reason to
do cocaine?
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Though, then like it's because.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
It's like, hey, now talking the kids.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
In Hey, yeah, you're right, you have Now do you
think about it.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Have you ever touched your kids in at six a m.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Daddy, I'm waking up. No, it's really tight.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Really good night, honey.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Why are you saran wrapping our child?
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Wait? Why are you chewing on her bath toy?
Speaker 2 (13:56):
It just feels good, It just feels good.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
But that'd be cool.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
I guess my whole thought was like, I wouldn't be
able to just get like lost. I'd actually know where
I was for once, because I'm like a very get lost.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Around your house, right yo. This kitchen just like, don't quit,
bro b damn, I've never.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Been in this bathroom before this kitchen.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Don't quit.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
But how sick would it be in.
Speaker 12 (14:28):
The bathroom there it's like a mirror in the front
and a mirror in the back, and it's just like
it goes off forever. Holy shit, who happens you're trying
to beat yourself.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
There's so many there's so many rooms.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I've had that happen so many times where you're at
a restaurant and it's like it's a mirror so many times, dude,
and you're kind of.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Like, what's he ordering? Dude? Blake does get lost often.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Oh yeah, it's a miracle. I'm alive.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I like, just this past weekend, I I was just
wandering around San Francisco and I didn't make it to
bart before it closed, so like there was no train home.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
That's a truly terrifying Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
So I'm like, what do I do? Do I just
make friends and sleep in somebody's tent?
Speaker 2 (15:13):
No, don't know, No, don't do that.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
But everybody was really nice. I just had to like
sell my hat. Yeah, right, for sure. That's how I
bought the big hips. That's how your bed allowed.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
You to buy the big hips. Dude.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
It's funny how the world works.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Yeah, yeah, man, that's actually crazy cool.
Speaker 10 (15:35):
I feel like I will say, out of the three
of us, who do you think these outfits, who do
you think it looks the most natural?
Speaker 3 (15:45):
I like that. I like that.
Speaker 10 (15:48):
Okay, Okay, we can we can't scream.
Speaker 14 (15:53):
Hey, hey, we can't nice Okay, we can't just scream, Okay, Okay,
Terrence Kenneth, Rebecca, Susan Dominic, Eric Jeffrey Tambor.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Okay, so we gotta go a Tanner so you're doing.
Speaker 10 (16:09):
Yeah, we're gonna go. We're gonna do one of these
all right. So if you think Blake looks the stand up.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Wait, hold on, you need the whole ensemble.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
M m hm.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
You gotta, hey, Blake, he has to do the handing bike,
I gotta.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Okay, it's kind of just giving like Scott Wiland a
little bit.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
And I love the hand stand up. Do the thing, hand.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
The hand stand up.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Let it all leak out, disaster.
Speaker 9 (16:43):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
I didn't see that.
Speaker 10 (16:45):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Wow, I didn't see that.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
I didn't see that happening. Yeah, all right, and now
I'll do it.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
And if you could do the hand thing for me,
so you're gonna let me do that, I get to
do the hand thing. Okay, He's so unbelievable, okay, perfect.
I think I think the winner. I think I took it.
I don't know. Uh No, I think I took it. No,
(17:14):
you think you think Durs looks the most natural, and
you think that looks real?
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Is it real?
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Guys?
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Is it cake? Is it cake?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Rock and roll forever?
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Right? I love dudes.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
You'd be like, this doesn't mean roll.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
I love you.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
It's like, I don't know if anyone cares.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
What kind of aggressive eighth graders are you hanging out with?
Speaker 12 (17:37):
That that take hard stances on the rock and roll
hand the backpacks slung super low.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Yeah, all the way to the end of the strap.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
If you had the backpack up high.
Speaker 12 (17:46):
I mean I guess there were there were eras there, right,
there was a low backpack era, and if you had
it really low, nobody was fucking with.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Dude, like you had to walk and be your heels
had to hit it.
Speaker 15 (17:56):
Yes, it had to be like the backpack and the
well long oh yeah. Then one day, one dude we
all remember who it was, yeah, yeah, and his name.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Was Tyler the creator exactly.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (18:16):
I feel like I think, like, I don't know. I think,
to me, I'm you guys really loved hers in this outfit.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
But to me it's Adam, It's okay.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
I think I think try to dig himself out of it.
Speaker 10 (18:31):
I think Blake looks the most like he might have
worn this at some point in his life. I'm like,
kind of like, because you took some swings with your fashions, sure, sure, yeah,
you took fashionable swings like for those watching at home
on Netflix, Oh damn, I had a bandana that he
(18:56):
tied around multiple body parts at different and imports.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
In the night.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
No, I always it was always on that it'd be ahead,
it'd be around the No, this is cute, I might
start doing this.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
It's like kind of farmer, but kind of maybe it's not.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
What's happening right there is not farm.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
This is You've never seen a farmer who dresses like this.
Speaker 16 (19:19):
Obviously you don't like cantal cows inside. Hey, Bessie gets
your bull ass in here.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Bessie's a dude but identifies as a cow. All right,
I was in here. I just wonder where I was
gapping with there. I was, I was going with the flow.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Yeah, yeah, I think you you look honestly, I do
think you are the winner. At him, you look no, no,
because he just kind of looks like a regular German guy.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Yeah right.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
You guys are thinking of it, thinking of it as
like a like a rock and roll thing, but he
just looks like a regular German peasant.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Wait, wait, but not a peasant.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
The whole concept was.
Speaker 12 (20:13):
The whole concept was who looks the most rock and roll,
not who looks the most like German dungeon pee.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Well, if you would have listened to my concept, that
wasn't the concept.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Now you're dropping.
Speaker 10 (20:26):
The concept was who looks the most natural as if
this is their look.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Oh do you guys want to know what take my
take back?
Speaker 3 (20:35):
That's my early take.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Back, dude, thank you for doing that.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Thank you for doing that. And honestly I can't even
really hear it from when they were cheering for me.
So it's just hard to.
Speaker 12 (20:48):
I feel like I look I don't think I can
ever look rocking at all. The only dude I was
saying to Isaac, I look like the queens of the
Stone Age.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Guy.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
Okay, it's like.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
Ten times more.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Jack, Well, it never really looked rockery.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
They're always very slight.
Speaker 10 (21:04):
Yeah, but you're the mustache is doing something. Yeah, it's
doing a lot of it's doing a lot of the lifting.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
But a true rock mustache does not It doesn't stop
that quick.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
It has to come down.
Speaker 12 (21:20):
But this is what's cool is that like I'm I'm
I'm riding in the car, I'm living a rock and
roll life. I get pulled over, window comes down, reel
recognizes real cop, goes back, window goes back up.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Back to rock of you know what I mean?
Speaker 10 (21:35):
Hey, I do I do feel like you look like
an off duty cop, like a cop that just like
is done with this shift and slips into these pleather
pants and just watches the game.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Hey, I'm here for the rock show.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Anyone have the drugs. I'm here to do the.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
Drugs a lot.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
This is the world famous troubadour.
Speaker 9 (22:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Do you guys know what a troubadour is?
Speaker 4 (22:06):
Do I know what a troubadour is?
Speaker 12 (22:08):
We do?
Speaker 2 (22:09):
We don't know what?
Speaker 4 (22:10):
Do we know what?
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Of course we know obviously we know what a troubadour,
but all at once, what is a trouba?
Speaker 4 (22:19):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
I'm tanner, got it? Yeah, that's very fu stupid whatever
I'm kidding. I love you.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
You're so close.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Don't beat me up.
Speaker 10 (22:30):
Hey, Bobovic, I mispronounced your name, but I thought it
was Bobovic.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
I would think that a troubadour is, like you should know,
but go ahead. I feel like it's a group of matadors,
like a true like a trou.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Apostrophy door.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Yeah, like troupadour, troupadours like we are. We we send
in all the matadors to town, the troubadours, and then
they the to you.
Speaker 12 (23:00):
Mad at doors are like mad there. People are mad
at doors because they can't get.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
In it's that.
Speaker 10 (23:08):
That makes a lot of sense to people that they're
mad at the door guy working the troubadoor because they
can't get in.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Yeah, because it only.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Fits forty five people.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Yeah, it's very intimate.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
From what I recall from my Google, it's like a
wandering poet. It does seem like a rouse about, like
someone who's got.
Speaker 6 (23:32):
What.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
I'm gonna let that hang there. Hey, bab, I'm not
glazing over a mass.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
It's a rouse about someone that rouses about.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
It's a dude who might have a fife on him.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Yeah, right, yep, Wait, what's a fife?
Speaker 4 (23:48):
What's as pleasure fair? And you call yourself a renaissance man.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
I went to the ren Fair last weekend. It was
fucking sick. Shout out to Whindale, California.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
And I'm saying, you were living the fife life out there.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
What's a What is a fife?
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Like the half goat?
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Fucking dude, I thought that.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
Was a pan. Yeah, you know what.
Speaker 10 (24:14):
I I kind of jumped on your back and I
was like, you don't know what a fife is. I
also kind of didn't know what it's a fife like a.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Like a flute.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Well, they just caught up. What are you doing? Ad
in school?
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Extra?
Speaker 4 (24:26):
If on it?
Speaker 3 (24:27):
You know how I live?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Yeah, that's true life life. How was the Renaissance Fair?
How was it?
Speaker 12 (24:34):
It was?
Speaker 2 (24:34):
It was kind of getting blown out.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
It kind of feels like a lot of people who
aren't really there with like the the true spirit of
the ren Fair, Like they're just there.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
For likes and they're just there for like giant turkey
legs and steins of beer. Yeah, they're just like they're
not speaking in like you know, Old English and stuff.
They're just like Gaelic. It's just like just do Like
I saw like this.
Speaker 10 (25:03):
Group of like the Instagram girlies took it over and like,
you know your dudes that you like with like the hair,
like it's them with like fake axes.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
We all love them.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Get the dudes like Monk, I don't know exactly what he's.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Talking, Like the broccoli hair kids you always talk.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
I love some broccoli haired boys.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Like TikTok TikTok guys.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Interesting.
Speaker 10 (25:23):
Well, I like the guys that are always kind of
doing this, that are like that are like twenty two
years old, that always going right.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
You're so good at it right in that outfit. It
is so much better too.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
You saw you.
Speaker 10 (25:41):
Ha le nah.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
You kind of look like you're dressed in like the
outfit when like the Backstreet Boys like go backstage for
a minute and then everything gets dark and it's like
the fire song and then you come out and like
fucking fire gear.
Speaker 10 (25:56):
Like, tell us more about that scene from the Backstreet
Boys documentary that only you watched.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
I've never I'm just assuming they did that.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Yeah, Actually the Backstreet Boys were fucking pretty dope. I'm
kind of I'm a I'm kind of an in sync guy.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Are we back are we Backstreet or are we in sync?
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (26:14):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (26:16):
And then like definitely you can be neither.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
You can be neither. I know, we're getting real over zealous.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
You can be neither.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
It's I think I think the Backstreet Boys probably came
through the Troubadour.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
I'm thinking you think they did a real strip down
like punk rock are boy set?
Speaker 3 (26:31):
I would love that?
Speaker 4 (26:33):
Have you guys ever been what was the big Backstreet
Boys song?
Speaker 3 (26:38):
It was a you this one?
Speaker 4 (26:40):
No no no no. That was insane.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
But that's like Michael, it was.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
My fi. Yeah, is that the one?
Speaker 17 (26:50):
Deez saday damn When I say wow.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
And now legally, I'm glad we did that together, guys
was Neflix.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Legally, I don't know what we could do with.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Ted Serrandos is texting, we cannot air that. That is
going to cost us three million dollars.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
That's no, that's fine. The way we sang it was
a little different.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
Yeah, it was dend and there was like, yeah, it
was vanilla eyes and ding ding ding ding ding ding.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
What a cultural icon that we uh grew up worshiping.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Did have you, guys ever been to the Troubador Have
you seen a show here before?
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
I think I saw Waves here in like two fifteen
or fourteen or so. Yeah, I think we.
Speaker 12 (27:49):
Saw twin Shadow Shadow And I've seen kayukas Okay, yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:55):
Okay, not a big pop nobody likes kyukis not a
huge Kaks.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Hopefully get a little bump off this Netflix.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Yeah, it was a good concert. They're like twins.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
So like anytime Twins do anything, I'm like, which shout
out to Tiva in the building.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
I'm noticing a few cruise ship.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Hats in the audience.
Speaker 12 (28:17):
Yeah, and so afterwards, if Tema wants to introduce himself
to you guys, since there's no way he met you
because he was hammered off his ass the entire time.
Speaker 10 (28:27):
See you came to the cruise. We did a cruise.
This cruise is important. Thank you and thank you for
coming to this show us.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
If you if you.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Good to see you guys.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Did you see that like cruise that's in the news
right now? It has like the like yeah, like it
has such.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
A bummer because I was like, dang, I wish I was.
Speaker 12 (28:49):
Our cruise.
Speaker 10 (28:52):
Would have got so much more publicity, our cruise if
it started the new coronavirus.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Like if we couldn't dock because we created like ebola
eight thousand.
Speaker 4 (29:05):
Yeah, and you got the party for three more days.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
But it seemed people are dying?
Speaker 4 (29:14):
Are they?
Speaker 3 (29:14):
I have I think people?
Speaker 4 (29:16):
Yeah, it's pretty sad. Yeah. In a moment of silence, yeah,
take it back, shut up moment, babavic.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Shut up. Do you think they had a podcast?
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Sorry, shut up now some of my shut up quiet
one second?
Speaker 3 (29:30):
We did it.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Wow, Yeah, there we go, there we go.
Speaker 10 (29:32):
Hey, that was cool, guys, So that we all came
together for that very brief moment, that's all we can handle.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
But we did it.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Yeah, we don't want to cry.
Speaker 10 (29:45):
Yeah, that's so I thank you for coming. I'm you know,
in a hindsight, I'm.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Kind of glad that wasn't our cruise now that I'm
thinking about it.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Hindsight, hindsight from just two minutes.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
From just two minutes, you have to quick quickly the hindsight.
I have hindsight so quick.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Yeah, I'm always just like, fuck, what did I say?
Speaker 12 (30:04):
I take it back, Adam says, you know, looking back
when he just wants to change his mind, like I
got a drive through, He's like, I'll do a number
one with his brite. You know what, actually in hindsight
looking back now, in hindsight, in hindsight, hindsight's.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
And I do want that mcflurry.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Yeah, hindsight is twenty twenty and you make please drive up, sir.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Yeah, you make it to the window where you have
to pay, and you're like, hey, I hate to hindsight you,
but like I'm having.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
More of the site that's behind yeah, and behind quarters
of sites if you don't mind, listen to the hips
of a doggie.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
Let's let's Adam mcflurry.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Yeah, And they're like you already didn't. I'm like another one.
I'm I'm gonna need another one.
Speaker 12 (30:54):
I thought you just said, let's Adam mcflurry. Oh I
don't even know what that is.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
Okay, wait, actually that would have been so wait wait
you know how they.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Give people McDonald's meals like there was a sweety meal.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
I think there was like a quav O meal.
Speaker 10 (31:12):
Yeah, so so disappointed that the corporation McDonald's hasn't come
to us.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Well, if you pitch a what did I say, an
Adam flurry or what, Well, you didn't see it.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
He said Adam mcflury, and I said, Adam mcflut.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Okay, yeah, that that should be your meal. It should
be a mcweery. It should be a mcflurry with a
cheeseburger in it.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
No, it should not.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
That's not what it should be.
Speaker 4 (31:42):
It should be.
Speaker 10 (31:43):
That should be You get him a mcflurry and then
you Adam mcflurry and they give you another slightly smaller mcflury. Okay,
it's a it's a sidecar mcflurry that you get, Okay,
and that's what. Yeah, it is with the cheeseburgerous cheezburger's
ground up, and.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
It's an obvious that's obvious.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
That's obvious.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
We did a cool thing yesterday.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Part of Netflix is a joke.
Speaker 10 (32:11):
Yes, we got invited to a cool thing that Normally
we don't get invited to these parties, but we were
invited to uh Ted Sarandos' house.
Speaker 16 (32:20):
We were.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
We're gonna go there.
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Now.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
If you don't know who he is, he's the big
Netflix boss. Hey, thanks Ted. He's gonna watch this never again.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
But yeah, Ted's hey, thanks Ted.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Oh he's not in his head, he's not here, He's
not much more time.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Sure, of course. Oh.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
We went to his house and had a brunch and
who was all there.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
There's a bunch of cool people there, guys.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
We were some legends, true elite, so it was pretty wide.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
David was there with me.
Speaker 10 (33:00):
Here, dude, Eddie Murphy was there. Yes, that's a rare
sighting Eddie Murphy.
Speaker 12 (33:07):
He actually was seventeen people. Yeah, he would like leave
and come back, and I'm like, I think that's still him.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
I think that's still him.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
Chris Chris Rock was there. Yeah, Chelsea Peretti was there.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
My guy, she was.
Speaker 4 (33:24):
Dang Cook was there, she was was Kevin Hart was there? Devin.
Speaker 10 (33:31):
I just said Devin Hart de Devin Hart was there,
Levin's younger brother, Devin.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
They started to run out of They're like Kevin Devin.
Speaker 12 (33:39):
Fuck, oh ship U lenn is there, Jerry Seinfeld.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
Jerry Seiner.
Speaker 10 (33:50):
Yeah, Adam Sandler was there, Kyle Newcheck not there, not there,
Baby new A check there, Adam newachek there.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
I was like Kyle said, he's like scouting your movie.
Adam Sandler, what are you doing here?
Speaker 2 (34:06):
What are you doing?
Speaker 4 (34:09):
That's okay?
Speaker 12 (34:11):
It was.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
It was really really fun. We did feel a little
out of place and we were we weren't dressed like this.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Yeah. You kept saying let me get on your shoulders, and.
Speaker 10 (34:22):
I was like we were the last people there, and
I was like, Jesus Christ, we did it again.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Ted Sarandos was like, son of fucking live, Yeah, time
to get.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Out of here. I was like, Blake stop ussaging his shoulders.
We gotta go.
Speaker 10 (34:37):
They were like cleaning up and we're like one more
Voka soda and they're like it's two pm.
Speaker 4 (34:42):
But Paul fo why are you guys so fucking lip?
Speaker 10 (34:46):
What?
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Don't start the rorber from from the what we do?
Speaker 3 (34:50):
I heeart, We're on your thing now, like.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Out of a flurry from tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
When they're like, what you say, Oh fuck, we just
ruined you guys. This is all scripted.
Speaker 12 (35:07):
Yeah, oh shit, even this part about how we fucked
up and it was scripted.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Embarrassing. Real gus, it's been a while.
Speaker 10 (35:19):
Imagine how disappointed everyone would be if they found out
that this was scripted. They're like, oh Jesus, huh, it
was pretty fucking stupid for it being scripted. I thought
they were just coming up with this bullshit off the
top of their dome, but they thought about it.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Embarrassing.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
He gave points for Adam mcflurry. That's what the writer's
room said, that that was a network.
Speaker 12 (35:46):
Note we had to They liked the callbacks, they liked
the catchphrases.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
Uh.
Speaker 12 (35:50):
Do you guys think there was anybody that was like
of Note yesterday that literally walked in the party.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
Saw of Note go ahead.
Speaker 12 (35:59):
Uh, walked into the party, saw us and was like
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go actually vla here.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (36:07):
I think most of the executives from Netflix, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
they're like, fuck these guys again.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
They won't quit banging on our fucking doors.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Uh No, I think.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
I think for the most part, we blended in nicely.
And uh well, I was dressed like one of the waiters,
so that helped.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
That's happened to me. That's happened to me for dressing
up for this party.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
We all just looked like the waiters.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
We're like, ah, fuck, why did why did we all
wear black pants and white shirts? And then uh no
slip shoes like yeah shoes or cruise.
Speaker 12 (36:42):
Like twenty years ago, my family came in town and
they we got Thanksgiving and we ate Thanksgiving. It like
one in the afternoon at some hotel they were staying
at n and I was like, I got a cool,
like light tan la suit with a white button down.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
I'm gonna tuck it in. I'm gonna dress up exactly.
Showed up.
Speaker 4 (37:03):
With that walk.
Speaker 12 (37:08):
And all the male staff was wearing the exact same thing.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Brothers were clowning me. It's science. It was rough.
Speaker 12 (37:20):
Although iced tea got in the elevator with me and
my dad and his wife, and that wife famously curvaceous leaves,
and my dad was like, did you see that?
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Yeah, it's weird when dads get horny test a little
off putting.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
I think it's cool and weird.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Yeah, your dad's here.
Speaker 9 (37:45):
Dad's here, so.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Tim.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
When dad's like when dads get horny and they like
throw it to you to be horny about it as well, right,
and they're like, did you see that?
Speaker 4 (37:58):
And you're like and they're like, and you really liked it?
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Right right right.
Speaker 12 (38:04):
That's when you lean back and you go thick, like mom,
right oh. And then he goes, I'm never gonna do
that again. I go, well, that's what I'm doing here,
that's what I don't want to happen.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
My dad never really did that.
Speaker 10 (38:16):
He would just make noises that was half put in,
like a good looking woman would uh yeah, Dennis, Uh,
good looking woman would walk past, and my dad would go, right.
Speaker 12 (38:30):
Yeah, your dad is the Your dad was the dinosaur
whistle when the Flintstones got off.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Work nice, don't worry.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
Mom doesn't know.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
We're gonna need more beers over her eyes say well,
I guess I let's go Troubadour rocket hoops.
Speaker 4 (38:52):
That took too long? Whoa, that took too long?
Speaker 2 (38:54):
That was easy I took actually really that was real.
That was easy.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Hey, b come on, I just want to piety.
Speaker 4 (39:07):
I don't like you guys, tell me to show my tits.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Getting radical? Tell me to show my tits.
Speaker 12 (39:19):
You know, I will say, Isaac, since we give you
ten percent, it was a little.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
It was nice to get ten percent back here, Isaac,
show your tits.
Speaker 9 (39:26):
What are you?
Speaker 4 (39:27):
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (39:28):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (39:28):
We're at the Troubadour that's is live on Netflix.
Speaker 10 (39:31):
Isaac also like Isaac pressure tits against the glass up here.
Speaker 4 (39:40):
I don't like the guys tell me getting getting radical.
Speaker 10 (39:48):
My favorite thing about that, I guess you would call
it a bit is just us demanding that our manager shows.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
His tits in public.
Speaker 10 (39:56):
Well, you know, my favorite part of that is how
much his son hates it. And he's like, oh fuck, Dad,
you can drop me off here. Dad, you showed your
tits again.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
It's on Netflix now. It sucks.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Well to be fair, we told Isaac he should come
out in like rock and roll gear, but he wore them.
Speaker 4 (40:15):
But like, what the hell I was really hoping when we.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Called him out here?
Speaker 10 (40:20):
He well, we max out Isaac's card. Yeah, eight hundred
dollars was Isaac smacks? Yet at rock Town they were like,
you spent how much art rock Town?
Speaker 3 (40:32):
I got a call from Discover so.
Speaker 4 (40:40):
Can I touch it? Of course?
Speaker 2 (40:44):
Oh my god, that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
I just I just don't know why you think you
had to ask.
Speaker 4 (40:51):
Col may I touch your arts?
Speaker 8 (40:56):
Yo?
Speaker 3 (40:56):
That's wild? Hey, this this swass is for real, turn around.
Speaker 10 (41:01):
Yeah, the fact that you're I got swamp ass, the
fact that you're in those pants, it's hell.
Speaker 9 (41:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (41:11):
Bro, Hey, I'm from the Bay. I know how to
sag anything.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
Broh Uh.
Speaker 12 (41:19):
Your butt cheeks have the mind of their own. Like
I think, if you pull pants up, they go like
like wiggle them down and what?
Speaker 4 (41:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (41:28):
What is that?
Speaker 4 (41:28):
Blake?
Speaker 12 (41:28):
No?
Speaker 2 (41:29):
No, No, let's dive in. Let's dig into this.
Speaker 10 (41:32):
Uh, because because you have a really high ass, do
you think it would hold the pants up a little better?
Speaker 2 (41:44):
But they always hang low and they wobble to and fro.
You never so high they can't get over it.
Speaker 4 (41:51):
You never what was that song to your pants?
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Hang low?
Speaker 3 (41:54):
Dude? They wobble to and fro? Do you?
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (41:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (42:01):
Not at the Troubadour. Not at the Troubadour.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
Hey, guys, much man? Well, I say much love, and
I say true dead and all that. So, uh, they
say no.
Speaker 10 (42:15):
Doubt, I say no doubt A lot I say no doubt,
and I will say that's what's up. So that's what's up,
No doubt, that's what's up.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
I say you heard remember when you did.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
I don't know if I'll be able to find out
if I had.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
We're not member stomachs growling in here.
Speaker 4 (42:34):
Oh dude, it was Jibs.
Speaker 10 (42:35):
I was.
Speaker 4 (42:36):
I was gonna say it was memes, but it was Jibs.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
You have to host Jeopardy.
Speaker 3 (42:43):
I was gonna say it was GIP.
Speaker 4 (42:47):
Celebrity Jeopardy. Is that right?
Speaker 2 (42:48):
Is that that I did?
Speaker 3 (42:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (42:50):
I did. I got the second most questions correct, but
I I was last.
Speaker 4 (42:55):
Yeah, but you went big.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
I went, I gave the respects.
Speaker 4 (42:59):
Can I play? Can I play Jibs? Legally?
Speaker 12 (43:03):
No?
Speaker 2 (43:03):
But yes, absolutely we can do that.
Speaker 4 (43:05):
Yeah. Yeah, just mute this part Jim Jim's played here
in the seventies.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Oh dude, just get in you Jane.
Speaker 4 (43:23):
Okay, okay, do you change say so? Okay, that's the
cruise ship was yeah, right right right?
Speaker 2 (43:36):
If you didn't you on the cruise, just know it
was four days of that.
Speaker 4 (43:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
I wish when they dropped Anchor that song came every time.
Speaker 10 (43:46):
I wish that's how we woke them up every morning
at like ten am, were like, just hit it and
the cruise just in everyone's throw was like, oh fuck
the three.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
They're like, we don't have any dames.
Speaker 4 (44:00):
No, we can't do it, guys, we can't do it again.
Speaker 12 (44:02):
Yeah, and so what's the deal? Like was that melody
like free? I like, was it one hundred years old?
Speaker 2 (44:08):
So that you just use it?
Speaker 4 (44:09):
Absolutely that has to be the case, because TIBs, what
did you say not men's no, no, no, Jibs, Jibs.
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 10 (44:19):
And if Jim is out there, I'm so sorry. No,
it's not jib Adam, it's jib. Oh there's multiple No,
it's one guy.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
But his name was d I didn't know. I didn't know.
Speaker 4 (44:30):
And if Jibs is here tonight.
Speaker 2 (44:33):
Big apologies.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
It's actually if Jim here, save it for the apologies
at the end of the show.
Speaker 4 (44:40):
You do owe Jibs and apolloy. I will and I
will give Jim's one. Sorry, I will give lease. Don't
mistake him with jib that's cool that.
Speaker 10 (44:48):
I feel like only Jers didn't like that, and I
feel like he didn't get that because he's an old man, right, did.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
You if you put on some sugar, he'll get.
Speaker 4 (45:04):
Did that hit home?
Speaker 2 (45:04):
Because I feel like, no, that that did not hit home? Whoa, whoa, sir,
I didn't like it? Yeah, like it just there.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
It's a fun song.
Speaker 4 (45:19):
It is a song.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
I feel like that if you like that song, you're
one fan of the podcast. I feel like if you go.
Speaker 10 (45:29):
And there's a few thousand of us out there, if
you go to a concert, thanks for keep showing up.
Speaker 12 (45:33):
If you go to a concert, you parked your car,
you're walking towards the venue and there's someone leaning up
against their own car and that song is playing from it, right,
They will sell you drugs.
Speaker 10 (45:43):
Yeah, absolutely, they have it all. They got the Creighton,
they got it. That's the drug that I truly love.
The gas station, don't worry, we've already covered it. We've
already covered it.
Speaker 4 (45:58):
And by the way, it's called phil Free and you
can buy it at a gas station.
Speaker 10 (46:03):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
A lot of a lot of people you up front
when you mentioned freedom, they go like, nope, he gets
too real. They're like, I think it was packaged as
a good time, and it was, and it's okay for you,
but it actually is very.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Bad for such a nerve. Well that I think they
looked into it and just telling us.
Speaker 10 (46:25):
At to dinner, we all had a heavy plate of
chicken parm at Dantanna's right before coming over here. If
you're asking, if you are wondering what a good meal
is to eat before doing a show, it's not chicken parm.
Speaker 2 (46:45):
The bathroom upstairs is ripe, thank you. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:54):
Do you guys see that shower up there?
Speaker 2 (46:56):
Pardon me?
Speaker 3 (46:56):
Was like, do I shower at the shruba door? Just think?
Speaker 2 (47:01):
And then all the old.
Speaker 10 (47:03):
Rockers that were young rockers when they were here showering
at the truth.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
Hey, kids, hey kids, see these planners warts. These are
Billy Idol's planner warts.
Speaker 4 (47:14):
I wonder who has actually U showered in that shower?
Speaker 10 (47:19):
All of the eagles, all of the eagles, Elton John,
maybe just an actual eagle.
Speaker 4 (47:28):
They rinsed an eagle there once.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
Rick James showered an eagle in there, for sure.
Speaker 4 (47:35):
Rick James at the troupadoor rinsing off.
Speaker 3 (47:39):
Here.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
That's the beads, that's the beads.
Speaker 4 (47:45):
I got it.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
Of course, of course the clacking.
Speaker 4 (47:48):
I can't like.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
Elton John played here, Metallica played here, right, didn't Metallica
play here.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
That's fucking cool, dude, did you look up a list?
Speaker 3 (47:59):
Say no, m E T T what.
Speaker 4 (48:05):
M E T A L L I c A. Yeah,
that's what I was about to say that. I was
about to say the same. That's that's easy.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
Liqa's cool way to remember every time he hears it,
he goes metal lica right.
Speaker 2 (48:23):
From a Christmas story.
Speaker 4 (48:26):
I I wish I could remember the word that I
I have something like that, but I don't. I don't
have it.
Speaker 3 (48:32):
What just happened?
Speaker 12 (48:33):
Like like.
Speaker 4 (48:35):
What like I know, like every time I'm like, how
do I spell beautiful? B e A beautiful? Because it's
from like uh, Bruce Almighty or.
Speaker 9 (48:43):
Truman Show, or it's I think it's from education. No,
it's from a Jim Carrey movie, right, Liar.
Speaker 4 (48:56):
Hearing Bruce.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
I learned all of my spelling from Bruce Hall.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (49:01):
Yeah, all of my knowledge is from Jim Carrey movies.
Speaker 12 (49:05):
The other day, I was trying to like I was
gonna write the word segue, and then I found just
like a different word to use because I definitely typed
in the one where like you lean forward and roll.
Speaker 4 (49:17):
Oh sure, wait, is there is there a different spelling.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
Oh we found each other, brother damn.
Speaker 10 (49:25):
Hell yeah, a different way bad at spelling in like
the Internet has made me so much worse. If you
remember from the show Workaholics, I wait, it was like
anim in that show.
Speaker 4 (49:37):
I was in that show. It was like I said,
if you didn't know if is how you spell it?
And I like walked out of the room or whatever.
I think that was the quote. That was a point.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
I think I was in like fifth grade or something,
and I'm like, fuck, if, how.
Speaker 4 (49:53):
Do you spell that word? And I was like, is
it e F?
Speaker 6 (49:58):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (49:58):
If I remember what mine was?
Speaker 3 (50:00):
What was it?
Speaker 4 (50:01):
It was iron?
Speaker 2 (50:02):
It was iron?
Speaker 9 (50:04):
I know.
Speaker 2 (50:05):
I Iron was like a really hard word for me
in first grade.
Speaker 3 (50:08):
I remember that.
Speaker 10 (50:10):
The first grade when I said my thing, it was like,
how the fuck am I gonna remember iron?
Speaker 4 (50:15):
That's it's it's a it's a weird word, Iron Maiden.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
They probably played here. They probably took a shower up there.
Fucking hell yeah, brother, this one's for Eddie.
Speaker 4 (50:28):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 3 (50:30):
Eddie's the crazy dude on the shirts.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
Yeah, he's the big zombie.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
Did you guys go to any other Netflix? Is a
joke shows.
Speaker 4 (50:39):
We were just making sure you were loyal Eric Andre.
Speaker 3 (50:43):
Everyone gets Eric.
Speaker 4 (50:45):
Eric was at the at the brunch.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
He's like an honorary US.
Speaker 2 (50:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (50:49):
Eric'sa homie for sure. He's also in the fold. He
I DJ'd his birthday party. It was very fun. Tell more.
I don't remember it well, okay, it was very fun.
Speaker 3 (51:02):
I just know it was fun.
Speaker 1 (51:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:03):
Yeah, what was remember your slot?
Speaker 3 (51:07):
It was all jibs would be down. What was your
time slot?
Speaker 4 (51:11):
The last one?
Speaker 1 (51:15):
Okay, headliner, hello, okay, and like starte mid No. It
was actually a day party. It ended before the sun
went down.
Speaker 3 (51:25):
It was like a different dude.
Speaker 10 (51:27):
That's that's when you know you're getting old, because I
remember Eric's Eric always throws these crazy birthday parties where
they're always like themed and they're they're like huge and
there's like mud wrestlers or some weird shit happening male nudity,
and its usually goes to like four or five in
the morning, and then now he's like.
Speaker 2 (51:45):
And we're wrapping this one one up at six thirty.
Speaker 4 (51:48):
So yeah, I know how to make everyone leave.
Speaker 2 (51:51):
Blake DJ drop okay, drop that.
Speaker 3 (52:00):
Hey, I'm just jk Rowseling.
Speaker 4 (52:03):
I can take what's the score of the Spurs game.
Speaker 10 (52:06):
Yeah, Blake, if you could mostly play jibs, I would appreciate.
Speaker 4 (52:10):
It, dude. Yeah, I mean I can definitely press play.
Speaker 3 (52:13):
Play the whole song?
Speaker 4 (52:15):
What hap sure?
Speaker 2 (52:17):
Wait? What is there another song?
Speaker 7 (52:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (52:19):
What jibs number two?
Speaker 3 (52:21):
Stunner?
Speaker 10 (52:21):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (52:23):
Did someone you say deep cut? Are you.
Speaker 4 (52:28):
King Kong?
Speaker 1 (52:29):
He's right, You're absolutely right. It's the number two songs,
gips number one? Should I start it at thirty jibs?
Speaker 2 (52:37):
Gibs is here?
Speaker 4 (52:39):
Yeah, ladies and gentlemen jips? And what's cool is that
all of us here are going I think that is jibs.
Speaker 3 (52:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (52:49):
Maybe they got jibs that sunglasses. Maybe that's maybe that's jibs.
Anyone he pulls out his license, were like, yeah, jibs
from Vermont. It's real.
Speaker 4 (53:00):
Wait it is jibim as gibbons.
Speaker 1 (53:12):
Should I play the first thirty fifteen seconds of King Kong?
Speaker 2 (53:16):
I dare you? Yes?
Speaker 1 (53:21):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, get your chip on, get your
jib on?
Speaker 2 (53:32):
Wait a better song?
Speaker 4 (53:33):
Wait? Is it still kind of playing the that's kind
of in the background? Is that's really really softly in
the background?
Speaker 3 (53:44):
This is what we find it?
Speaker 2 (53:45):
It was like well we had to hit the one time.
Let's run it back.
Speaker 12 (53:49):
This is when you find out he's a part time
ice cream man who built a recording booth like in
the truck, yeah, and was like, just run it, just
run it back, running back.
Speaker 2 (53:57):
I can still kind of hear the song, bitch, we.
Speaker 4 (53:59):
Gotta sell ice cream too, we gotta pay for the demo, dude.
Speaker 10 (54:05):
It was his hustle and flow, but it was just
in an ice cream trucking and calm.
Speaker 1 (54:12):
King Kong is a better song, Okay, fair enough. I
mean we only listened to fifty I only heard, but
it's pretty good. I like that if instead of like
King Kong, it was like Ninja turtle Head ice cream.
Speaker 2 (54:28):
Right, but the bomb pop sonic what else? What else?
Speaker 3 (54:35):
What else?
Speaker 1 (54:36):
Tacosis is a Tickwishmitch, Oh you know what's my ship?
Speaker 4 (54:41):
Did you ever mess with the ice tickles?
Speaker 3 (54:44):
Nah? Dog, No.
Speaker 4 (54:47):
Know what that is?
Speaker 3 (54:48):
Dude.
Speaker 4 (54:49):
It was like an otter pop but hell a big.
This is when you find out he big.
Speaker 2 (54:53):
This is when you find out.
Speaker 12 (54:54):
Blake's bomb used to go around the block with otter pops,
put on a fake wig and be like here you go.
Speaker 2 (54:59):
Care it's an iceicle, No.
Speaker 4 (55:02):
Bro, it's like icicle, but ice tickle. Yeah, we get.
But also that's like if you came out with an
ice cream tree called an ice tickle.
Speaker 2 (55:14):
Now you're arrested.
Speaker 4 (55:16):
You're arrested. You can't sell something called an.
Speaker 12 (55:19):
Ice tickled chill mounts in your melts, in your mouth,
wherever else you want it to melt.
Speaker 2 (55:24):
That's what it says across it.
Speaker 3 (55:25):
It can't.
Speaker 2 (55:26):
I didn't think it's on the packaging.
Speaker 4 (55:29):
It can't. You know what we have and this is
a special treat guys. What did you know that we
have a special guess.
Speaker 11 (55:44):
And if you actually never had a true special guest before. Yeah,
we've had like we've had parents, my mom who's here?
Who I said, Penny is here? And we've had Dennis
do a quick surprise spot hit.
Speaker 4 (56:01):
Him with the cowabungakwapuna.
Speaker 2 (56:08):
Yeah, I do like that that it's important.
Speaker 10 (56:14):
Yeah, we've had Isaac saying stretch. So I don't know,
maybe he's he's shiitting or something, but uh.
Speaker 2 (56:20):
Yeah, we have my dad's kumbaya.
Speaker 4 (56:24):
So so this person we're gonna have say a lot
of things that then we can clip on on the board.
Speaker 2 (56:30):
And sure, I mean I love that. Remember how we
were excited ten seconds ago. We're gonna get You're such
fans of this guy.
Speaker 4 (56:42):
You know him from a little movie called Magruber mcg
We got a legend in the building and s n L.
Speaker 8 (56:52):
I believe you know him and love him well, mother
fucking fa.
Speaker 2 (57:07):
Yeah, yep, yep, he was showering.
Speaker 4 (57:14):
He was showering a legend, Yes, sir, Yes, fully smooth
is happening our first real Yah. Give it up for
Will Forte.
Speaker 2 (57:24):
Everybody that.
Speaker 4 (57:28):
Believe it.
Speaker 2 (57:30):
We're doing it.
Speaker 4 (57:34):
Literally, one of the motherfucking boys people in the world.
Will Forte, well, true titan of comedy. We have so
much to ask, look at, so many questions, looking zestfully clean. Yeah,
and we we will get you a microphone because we
have a ton.
Speaker 10 (57:51):
To absolutely love him and actually Will and I met
a few years ago.
Speaker 4 (57:58):
So work on an old friends And is there a
microphone there?
Speaker 3 (58:02):
I don't know?
Speaker 2 (58:03):
Is it in the seat? Would he get electrocuted if
he touched it?
Speaker 3 (58:08):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (58:08):
Here we go there it is you. That's the world.
Speaker 4 (58:12):
We are old friends. Well and I we did a
benefit show called The Big Slick. Oh cool dude, cool
Adam make it about you right out the gate.
Speaker 2 (58:22):
He's just saying he did something with him.
Speaker 4 (58:25):
I also did something we will.
Speaker 3 (58:26):
We just filmed the movie.
Speaker 4 (58:27):
We can't talk about it, but like that's cool, so
we we've all done.
Speaker 3 (58:32):
Something with No.
Speaker 1 (58:33):
But we were upstairs and it's like, before we came out,
you're like, it's weird that Adam, just like, what what
are we gonna talk about the big None of us
were there except for YouTube, so it's just weird.
Speaker 4 (58:42):
Well, what hey, okay, show the fuck out.
Speaker 10 (58:47):
Why are you like fucking throwing me under the bus
right now when we're here with our guests. This is
our first ever big interview and suddenly it's you're you're saying,
I'm making it all about me.
Speaker 2 (58:56):
Let's move on to so we are you working on
anything now?
Speaker 10 (58:59):
No?
Speaker 4 (59:00):
Will, shut up? Will shut up, dude, shut up real quick.
Speaker 3 (59:04):
No Will.
Speaker 4 (59:04):
And you look great.
Speaker 2 (59:05):
You look awesome.
Speaker 10 (59:06):
You're fucking put By the way, have you been stacked?
Speaker 2 (59:11):
You're stacked?
Speaker 4 (59:12):
Are you?
Speaker 3 (59:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (59:14):
No? No.
Speaker 1 (59:15):
That's another thing I like about Will is that he
stays in shape between gigs and during gigs, and he
just stays in shape generally.
Speaker 2 (59:23):
Is that a shots fired against me?
Speaker 4 (59:24):
Do you think I like the same.
Speaker 1 (59:26):
Dursey's body looks good, Will's looks good. You are starting
to look like a melted candle. I said it at
the true badoor.
Speaker 2 (59:33):
This is crazy. Okay, what the fuck dude?
Speaker 4 (59:37):
No, man, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2 (59:39):
No, shut up. There will shut the fuck up real quick. No,
why the why would you say that?
Speaker 10 (59:43):
Because you know that hurts my feelings because you know
I'm insecure about my body because I was fat in
the seven is here.
Speaker 4 (59:50):
I just am just so fucking sick of everything and
being about you.
Speaker 2 (59:54):
But it's not all about me. I think you wouldn't
shut up this whole fucking podcast.
Speaker 16 (59:59):
This is this is why we don't have guests, because
we can't fucking talk to them because.
Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
We're talking about you the whole time.
Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
We're not fucking talking about.
Speaker 5 (01:00:09):
Me, you know.
Speaker 4 (01:00:09):
Shut the fuck up. No, you shut the fuck up.
I'm not talking to you. Done with you, done with you,
You're piece of ship, suck blake.
Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
You go to your perch, Adam, go to your perch.
Fuck you, dude, you I'm so I'm so pissed.
Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
I don't I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
I don't. I don't even know what to do.
Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
I'm so sorry. I don't know I.
Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
Have one idea.
Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
I think that's just her decoration. I don't even know
if that's a real guitar.
Speaker 10 (01:01:08):
Looking out the window, watching rain for dime, waiting for
my best.
Speaker 8 (01:01:18):
Friend, but it's nowhere around.
Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
I can't wait until I can see you. I'll pick
up some sticks.
Speaker 10 (01:01:30):
We can't have a mother, cue g and you Shelby
pass until the end, because bleak, you're my mother for
the best friend.
Speaker 8 (01:01:40):
You're my best friend. You're my best friend, Please my
best friend. N't till the data on my past friend
on the day is my best friend.
Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
Till my best friend.
Speaker 4 (01:01:53):
Until the day that I die, looking out the window.
Speaker 16 (01:01:59):
Watching bars drop by, just thinking about you at it
makes me want to cry.
Speaker 18 (01:02:09):
I miss you so much since you been away, and
the people stopped to think that I might be gazed
over God. I just think you are really cool too
looking Sometimes that night I see you in the stars.
Speaker 4 (01:02:27):
Yo, my past round.
Speaker 8 (01:02:29):
You're my best friend, You're my best friend. They tell
that day that high time you're my best friend. You
know my best friend, You're my best friend. Can't tell
that day that he's my best friend. He's my best.
Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
Friend, you're my best friend.
Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
Didn't tell that day?
Speaker 8 (01:02:50):
And my best friend, my best friend, my best friend.
Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
Oh my god, ladies and gentlemen, have you your mother
your best friends?
Speaker 4 (01:03:08):
Again?
Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
Thank you so much, Arte, I wish, I wish at time?
Why shid interview you?
Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
We're completely on the time, Ron, We're not going to
be able to get to your buddy.
Speaker 4 (01:03:21):
But that was definitely another episode of.
Speaker 8 (01:03:29):
Bark and Todd on the drums, Tie on the drums,
me dinner?
Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
Todd? Are you tied on the drugs?
Speaker 8 (01:03:43):
Thank you, thank you, We love you.
Speaker 5 (01:03:47):
Yeah.