Ep 300: The Post Rock Show Recap

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
The show where we only talk about what's the most important,
bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
This is Important.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
Life is a sixteen percent alcohol beverage wine cocktail.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Sip it till you die, Sip sip hooray.

Speaker 5 (00:24):
Where do we think the term colleges try came from?
Is that like being gay?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
I would like to take back me saying that Lucy
k jerked off in front of me.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
It wasn't it was near me.

Speaker 5 (00:39):
Buckle up.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yes, Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
This is the first show post the legendary performance at
the Troubadour.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Oh we were rocking by getting rid of on stage, dude,
I still got a contact hie from all the we'd
go to partied and rocked that place.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Big shout out to Will Forte for for swinging through
our special guest. Wish we didn't get into an epic fight,
and we weren't able to get a bit of a tiff.
Weren't able to interview him, but you know, that's how
it goes with us.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
We're not professional.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
We had a lot of really big questions for him,
but we'll hold him for next time. He's on Absolutely
Will next time, Absolutely big Will. Shout out to Will.
That was a blast. That was a very good You
liked it, Yeah, I did. It felt like we were
in the pit with t I I nation. It felt
really good out there.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Really had a lot of familiar faces, some cruisers, some
real cruisers. Good to see him on dry land.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Yeah, that was cool to see a lot of the
cruisers on the mainland. Still still wobbling. A lot of them.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
Yeah, we'll rock.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Might might have in their drunk legs, but kept it up.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
That was cool. It was cool that the Vicers came out.
They're they're maybe some of our biggest fans, the Vicers.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
They stayed with me.

Speaker 6 (02:09):
Actually, I had the kids move out of their bunk bed.
They bunked in there.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Oh that's sweet of you.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
That's actually she makes a crazy omelet. I gotta get
on a mailing list.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
I want a Christmas card from or whatever they celebrate.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, whatever they celebrate, the Vicars.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Uh, they have been to I think the most amount
of shows. And if anyone else, okay, if they're like, no, dude,
I've been to.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
The most amount of shows. Hey, well guess what.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Maybe you're sitting too far back because the Vicars, Yeah,
come say hi to us. They're up front. Vicars are
right up front. They're letting they're letting it be known.
At the very very first ever live show, I chugged
a beer with Jessica Vickers on the goddamn stage.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Okay, I love that.

Speaker 6 (02:51):
And are you guys getting a sense of like a
little bit like their royalty at this point?

Speaker 4 (02:56):
At this point, yeah, oh yeah, we might have to
start sitting them on stage.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Like, excuse me, those are our seats. That's what I
was saying to club when she was like, oh, how's
the show? And uh, I was like, it's cool. At
this point, we've done. Our fans are like family. They're like,
we're like we're hitting Juggle exactly. We're basically the Juggalos
at this point. And when I was saying goodbye and

(03:20):
they're out at the bar, it wasn't even like a thing.
I was like, all right, see guys.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
They looked over the shoulder like, oh, what's up about them? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (03:26):
All right? Thanksgiving? You're like obviously, I was like, do
you want a photo or anything?

Speaker 1 (03:30):
They're like, we're actually good, we had so many We're fun.
They take a look at you and go not tonight,
not your best night.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Yeah, not in not outfit, not in the leather like
we had, we had so many leathers.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
It'll be on Netflix, right, absolutely, absolutely.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Netflix is a joke.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
That's that's right, Blake.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
It will be.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
And I also made a huge announcement that night. If
you guys recall, I don't kind of started the show
off with it huge anounce manh.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Huh uh yeah, do you.

Speaker 5 (04:06):
Recall Does it have to do with yours?

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Huh no, No, no, I.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Don't remember the announce.

Speaker 6 (04:14):
You've been fucking so hard you got Proni's right, my Poni.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
You remember I started the show off with a huge announcement.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
You know you keep saying that, Blake, but we do
not remember this huge announcement.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Okay, okay, Well, all I remember is sounds like a sandwich.
There's a sandwich.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
That's a pot, it's like and a peroni is a
is a beer.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Yes, a parogy I think is like a Polish dumpling.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
So Perni's disease is a curved penis disease with a.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Bump at the end. Don't forget the signature bump. The
signature bump. So that's that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
If I guess if I was a beer, I would
name my beer something else.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
If it's so close to a curve dick disease, well
it's Parney and it's Pyney.

Speaker 6 (05:03):
I know it's too close to Blake and Lady slide
into Blake's d MS. If you've ever dealt with some
pronyes and and give us the pluses and the minuses.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
No, I'm thinking, if you think you may have how's
that bump? If you think you may have parny, send
me a pick, I will, I will diagnose you.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
My DMS are the official Blake's MS are opened.

Speaker 6 (05:27):
I actually love this. It's got to be hard, right,
like it only curve.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
It has to be hard.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
I'm not saying that, sorry, I'm not saying the picks
like that's the pre wreck for sending the pict I'm
saying for the pron is to be visible, it has
to be rage. You know what I'm the pro here.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Well, that's what I'm saying. So for the pick, it
has to be rock hard, as hard as it can get.
And guys, and then Blake also has to be as
hard as he can get, just so he can diagnose.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
That's the only way that's oh, I will be And
here's the deal, ladies.

Speaker 6 (06:00):
If your man has it, I want you guys to
be taking a picture holding it to your head like
a telephone.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Hello, here's the deal. Here's the deal.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Guys.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
Don't be sending me in just like, yeah, your dick
has a slight tilt to.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
It, and we don't want that.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Curve I want And.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
It's that signature book.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
This signature has to have that signature book.

Speaker 6 (06:27):
And we're not just talking about this out of nowhere.
We just did a commercial for it. There's cures out there.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
We just did a commercial for it.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
And by the way, this is something that we you know,
they ask us like, hey, do you want to do
a commercial for this disease, and we're like, we don't
want to do commercials for some disease. And then they
told us what this disease was, and we're like, we're
the guys, we're the guys.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Spread is it a disease.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
It is a disease, right, yeah, because of anyone, what's
called Perni's disease. So I thought the D stand for
I feel if our our fan base we probably have
the most Peroni's disease per capita, per cap adam adam,
zero doubts, zero down, zero dout.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
We're curve baby, we got that hour.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
We are a curve.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
We we great on a curve.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Were great on a curve, may great on a curve.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
We're great on a curve.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
As you know, I made a huge announcement. It wasn't
that I am Well.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Hang on, Blake, we're not done with disease.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Okay, because Todd Todd.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Who was on drums, Yes, when suddenly Will Forte picked
up a guitar and cured our friendship.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
That brought us back together because we were on the house.
We were at each other's throat.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
That was actually really really scary. I was scary.

Speaker 5 (07:40):
It almost never happens unless we do it in the show.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
It almost never happens unless we've done it on Conan.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
We've done it a few other times live, but it happened.
We made a YouTube video.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
It almost works as like a cool way to end
a show.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah almost, But you don't have to check it out.
It's on Netflix.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Oh yes, with the button, yeah button, I am.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Netflix is a joke fest. What a blast that one?
So Todd just wrote our drummer.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Todd Wow, which great Drums just wrote in the in
the chat, Pironi's disease is estimated to affect approximately one
in ten to one and eleven men in the United States.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
So that's a lot that's in the US.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
It a lot that's just in the US. So imagine
what's happening like in Peru or some other countries.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Some very curvy nation. There could be some curvy Italy.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
So studies suggesting the prevalence rates as highst thirteen percent.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Wow, huh yeah, so it's real.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Only zero point five percent of men out of a
formal diagnose. You gotta get diagnosed. Maybe you can maybe
you could take a pill or something, or there's some
kind of injection that you can get.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
This is the ad we just the ad we just
read mentioned that you don't have to get surgery for it.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Well that's what I'm That's what I said.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Bill would be a non surgical base.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
Yeah, I mean, and you know, again, my dms are open.
I can diagnose. You just make sure it's hard.

Speaker 5 (09:03):
This is gonna be great.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
It has to be rock card, it's gonna be good.
So but then I've heard that that that women love
a curve penis I've heard that.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Sure, I've heard.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
That, Adam.

Speaker 5 (09:15):
When they tell you this, they're being.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Nice because it hits. It hits the goods, hit the
good spot. My penis is not curved. We've all seen
my penis.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
You've never seen it hard slide.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
I don't think you want to see it.

Speaker 5 (09:26):
Well, you keep talking about it.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
No, no, no, don't care.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
No no, no, no non whoa Now now we're fully donkey.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
No no, not today, we're dunk.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
Okay, okay, that's fine, that's fine. My d ms are
open so you can send it whenever you're ready.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Okay, So what was this big announcement blake that you
won't shut up about that?

Speaker 4 (09:45):
No, A lot of you may recall there was a
big announcement.

Speaker 5 (09:51):
Yeah, yeah, okay, now I know.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Do you remember it wasn't It wasn't even.

Speaker 5 (09:55):
Like as we sat down, is before we sat down
at them.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
It's a huge announce It was before we sat down.

Speaker 6 (09:59):
So yeah, think about it. What were we doing before
we sat down?

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Well, when we came out, we rocked. What's part of
our We were you know, yelling at we were throwing.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Out at Oh okay, this is comic, this is a shift. Hey, Hey, Blake,
I'm sorry I was poo pooing this big announcement. This
is actually a big announcement, a massive announcement for Blake.

Speaker 5 (10:25):
This is a big deal.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
This is a big, big deal for those who were
in attendance. You know that I am taking my talents
of about coolism and pree made cocktails to none other
then big SIPs baby.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
I'm a big sip boy. I'm a big SIPs boy.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Thank you so much. That's not yourself. I told you
do you'll hit this drunk button if the applause.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
I don't have an applause button. Yes, I've never had
an applause, but I thought you did.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
I thought you had like a yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
I think that's at the well anyways, so h I
gotta so everybody sip on?

Speaker 5 (11:15):
Is that what it says on it?

Speaker 1 (11:16):
No, that's my Does it say that we.

Speaker 6 (11:18):
Got to come up with it? Because like buzzballs off out,
you buzzed off doing on.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
Essentially, these are a buzzballs competitor.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
I want to say knock off. I want to say okay, yeah,
but look at this.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
They're called big SIPs with the Z, which, by the way,
a lot of people would see the Z and be like,
this is stupid. I see the Z and I go,
this is a fun time party crew right now?

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Is that a women owned company?

Speaker 4 (11:45):
I haven't looked into it yet and they haven't reached
out to me.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
And Buzzballs was it was? Apparently?

Speaker 6 (11:51):
I don't know how I feel about women co opting balls.
That kind of is our thing.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
Okay, next they're gonna next, they're gonna Pironi's disease.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
And what we have nothing?

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Where do we go from there? Yeah? Thank you? Where
do we go?

Speaker 4 (12:07):
We only have so many things? But look at look
at the flavor of this one. It's diamond.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Actually that does look poisonous, but like in a good way,
in a way that I like better than buzz.

Speaker 6 (12:19):
And can you hold it closer? So it's even more
or less in focus?

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Yes, even blurrier and more out of focus.

Speaker 6 (12:26):
Perfect big zips and so diamond flavor. Are you gonna
slam it?

Speaker 3 (12:30):
Right? Yeah? Everybody? Sip?

Speaker 7 (12:32):
Are you gonna take a big zip sip on big zips?
National Workshop? That toad is saying, sip sip paray, which
I love, sip sip poray, not bad sip poray.

Speaker 5 (12:42):
Sip poray.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Hey, Todd. Guess what you just earned yourself some points
to Is that Tod's first points? I think Todd is
a fucking time traveler. Yeah, here we go. Sip paray, Sip,
sip paray. Everyone.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Wow, what is this the revolutionary war? Zipsip parae? Well,
your little fancy when you're drinking big SIPs with the
z Yeah, you're a little classic.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Wow, big SIPs diamonds. Does it drink faster? It looks
like it comes out faster?

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Whoa, whoa that one?

Speaker 4 (13:10):
Actually?

Speaker 3 (13:11):
And there's nothing worth recording this at eleven am on
a Thursday.

Speaker 4 (13:16):
So somebody alert Dennis Book of World Record. I think
I just made it ear big ship.

Speaker 6 (13:22):
It's just say Dennis's Dennis Book of World Records.

Speaker 5 (13:25):
It's a different guy.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
Somebody call up Dennis.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
I think that's a record, Dennis.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
I just had an eleven am Big SIPs diamond flavor.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
That's gotta be a record in the Dennis book.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Erect Well, big SIPs are sold in liquor stores next
to buzzballs. Correct, they're right, they're right there there, Yeah,
they're right there. They're right. So that leads me to
believe that there's been some very sad six am on
the way to work. Big SIPs, right.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
Bro, if you if you still your day, big sipping.
That's my people.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
That seems like one of those true alcoholics where they're
like they're out there, they're filling up gas and then
they look in and they're they're like.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Maybe they get like a breakfast taquito.

Speaker 5 (14:12):
And then they look.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Over and they look down and there's a uh and
uh lukewarm diamond flavored big C.

Speaker 6 (14:21):
On the palette, still wrapped in the palette, and then
they poke out.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
They've got to poke the whole. They got to rip
the plastic to get it, to force it out.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
The dragon wings aren't even done rotating yet, they're still
thawing out.

Speaker 6 (14:34):
They're like, they asked if you sell them individually or
if you have to buy the palette.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
And they're like, we we obviously sell them individually. And
they're like, so I have to buy the palette and
they're like, uh could, I mean you can? You could?
So I have to. That's got to be a book.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
That's in the denis that it's important in the Dennis book.
I will say because I had to drive to like
four different liquor stores morning to find them. Oh, because yeah,
they're Buzzballs is everywhere, but Big SIPs is a little
more new to the game.

Speaker 6 (15:07):
They might be in cahoots with Big Gas, making people
drive around looking for them.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
Hey, well, we're trying to elevate. We're trying to elevate
the name of Big SIPs and get them, get them trending.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
I like their Blake. I love you taking I'm guessing
medium sized business, not even a small business, but a
medium sized business.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Uh, and just elevating it. That's kind of cool, thank you,
But why are.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
You You're not getting paid for this?

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Once again?

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Correct Isaac, No, Isaac, you think Isaac's listening, Isaac throwing
the chat. If how much Blake is making you could
only if you're listening.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
No, Isaac can go ahead. No, he's not making anything.
He's not making anything, not yet, not yet. We're we're
placing the foundation.

Speaker 6 (15:58):
I like making anything is different than being paid. I
think he's making something. He's making memories. He's making me
want to move on to something else.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
He's making diarrhea.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Well, I will say, because it is. He's making diarrhea
for sure.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
I mean it is cool with as you mentioned, the
z it does have a little bit more of a
hip hop flavor. So I wonder if this is like
I wonder if this is like Paul Wall's drink or something.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
There's no way to know. We couldn't google this, like
look at this one, so Todd just threw in the chat.
Big SIPs with this EA are generally marketed as the
more budget friendly option.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Okay, let's go.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
With some users perceiving them as a cheaper alternative for
similar effects. Oh, this is cool that this is the
cheaper version than the absolute trash can beverage of buzzballs.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
Hey, come on, buzzballs. Hey, I still have love for buzzball.

Speaker 6 (16:53):
I don't think they're saying cheaper than buzzballs. I saying,
I think they're saying cheaper than like your high end
or higher end mixed pre mixed.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Yeah, well, I think some of those pre mix they've
got too fancy, like zip sip paraye, like the old
fashions that are pre mixed.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
I'm like, I don't want a classy like nice drink
by the.

Speaker 6 (17:11):
Way next to like at the grocery store, they're like
right there next to like the turtles and like the
nice chocolates. I'm like what fucking alcoholic is Like, Man,
I'll take a fucking I'll take a roady, take an
old fashioned rody, dude.

Speaker 5 (17:24):
You never know, man, who could be doing that?

Speaker 3 (17:26):
Yeah? You never know who could be looking? Who, who
could be reaching?

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Who out of the three of us, is their child
in the car saying who stop it?

Speaker 3 (17:36):
You're the reason I need to don't touch that? Sure? Actually, yeah, okay,
you can put a few of those in the car.

Speaker 5 (17:42):
Put those in the car.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
You grab a look like daddy one of those chocolate drinks.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
You grab your candy, and then grab daddy his candy too.

Speaker 5 (17:52):
Fuck who could be doing that?

Speaker 4 (17:53):
I will say, going to seven eleven at like seven am,
eight am, like searching for big SIPs?

Speaker 3 (18:01):
Yeah, what were the looks you were getting at the
I mean, that's not that's not a brand. But by
the way, no looks, no looks, No, that's right, that's right.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
I feel like at.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
Liquor stores and at seven eleven's, I feel like they're
that's diamond.

Speaker 6 (18:16):
Doesn't you walk in at that time? They're already reaching
for it to give to you. Right, Yeah, they're like if.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
You go for a body like shit, They're like, you're
looking for a buzzball and he's like no, and like
Big said, no you I say, you didn't hear the
big announcement.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Big SIPs from the Juvendour Netflix is a joke. Fast
that shook. That shook ti I Nation to the core. Absolutely.

Speaker 5 (18:39):
But I will say the vickers were crying.

Speaker 4 (18:42):
The people who get there, uh, they're like morning coffee
at seven eleven. Those are some real fucking go hearts, dude,
I saw some real goharts in there, Like.

Speaker 5 (18:50):
You mean most people?

Speaker 3 (18:52):
Yeah, a lot of people. What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (18:53):
Like no, well, okay, maybe it was an elitist thing
like you think like Starbucks is where you go, but
that's yeah, that's an expense.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
It's a cup of Joe.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
But the real working man is getting his yeah coffee
at seven eleven.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
See see, I drink a lot of coffee and I
will get a seven eleven coffee.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
I do not mind it. They actually have preak.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
It's like really tweaked, and for a while, I don't
think we have the deal any longer. But Punk Bunny Coffee,
the coffee company that I'm invested in, was the official
coffee of seven bus.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
Is there a realm where they collab with Big SIPs,
Punk Bunny, Big Zips, Espresso Martini.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
Honestly, honestly, no dog, honestly. Nah. I mean I mean
I'll never you know, you never say that. You never yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Until okay until weirdly now you never say that. Feel
like you just did. Okay, Like when.

Speaker 5 (19:54):
You go in seven eleven? Are you wearing like car heart?

Speaker 3 (19:56):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Are you pretending like you're like a construction dude? Oh,
I've got like the reflective hoodie, like you have a
real job to go to and not just a podcast
three hours from you guys on the site.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
So what did you do?

Speaker 1 (20:08):
You said at seven eight a m. We started at eleven?

Speaker 3 (20:11):
So what did you do for?

Speaker 4 (20:12):
I had to drop my daughter off at school, and
then after that I went I went searching for Oh okay, okay.

Speaker 6 (20:19):
I do love the idea of you going to drop off,
you open the card door and a bunch of Big
SIPs just roll out by accident.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
Oops. Everyone's like, oops, sorry.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
The guy from Workaholics, the luck On Good Luck on
the Science Fair product to be trusted. And I also
think he was going to a construction site right after
drop off.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
Yeah, he weirdly had on like cat construction boots and
a flannel.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
Yeah, but that's but he but he is a poser,
so and that's popular right now. Okay, you can't you know,
he can't even skateboard. He can't even I was giving
it a I was giving it a good college try,
but it it it started to fuck up the heel
of my man.

Speaker 6 (21:07):
Where do we think the term college try came from?
Is that like being gay? Oh?

Speaker 1 (21:12):
I feel like I'm on a roast here? No, remember
how it was? It was always there was a joke.

Speaker 6 (21:17):
There was a whiteboard joke of joke that's been overused
where someone would say something, well one time in college,
like they would be like doing something gay or gay adjacent,
and then the person would have a sliver of something
in college.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
It was one time in college we talked.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
About okay, okay, oh yeah, yeah, So what is the
college try? Like we're in college you can do anything new.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
I think in college, like you you really try to
damn near everything.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
You're trying hard. In college, you're trying hard. It's a
time to experiment.

Speaker 6 (21:50):
I think it's it's trying hard to trying new things.
It's trying I think it's a new thing.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
No, I think it's no. I think it's hard. No,
it's the college try.

Speaker 5 (21:57):
Okay, Adam, we might be talking about the same thing.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
No, no, no, no, no, real hard, And it might you're
trying difficult things and you're and you're giving it your best.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
That's the college I.

Speaker 6 (22:10):
Think give it a college tries something you've never done,
and you're giving it a college try, meaning it's a
first and it's unknown.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
I think it's both. I think it's both.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
I think it's you're trying something new and you're trying
it to the best of your ability.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
Oh interesting, Feel free to uh give us the definition
of college try.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Yeah, Todd, what do you just play drums?

Speaker 4 (22:30):
Now?

Speaker 5 (22:31):
You can't?

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Sly come home?

Speaker 3 (22:32):
And in the meantime, big big SIPs or buzzballs are
general generally featured vodka, tequila.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Rum and their cocktail lines.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Okay, that's kind of cool, whereas big SIPs are known
primarily using wine based malt like foundation.

Speaker 5 (22:51):
That's where the z comes from.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
So somehow worse worse than buzzball. But no, buzzballs was
wine based too. That's bullshit. You blazed me on this, bro,
You just blazed me. That's bullshit.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
All right, you. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
I think Todd made this up because he loves you.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
But give it.

Speaker 6 (23:06):
An old college try means to make a maximum sincere
effort when yeah, to achieve something, often when success is unlikely.
It implies a spirited, all out attempt, historically originating from
the early nineteen hundred's baseball to describe a heroic but
often futile effort.

Speaker 4 (23:27):
Yes, those are for Adam. Well done, Adam, you're the
smartest friend.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
I know you, guys.

Speaker 5 (23:33):
You are the smartest friend.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
I am smarter than you, guys. Can I just say
something weird?

Speaker 3 (23:37):
It's weird that they're like, give it.

Speaker 6 (23:39):
The old college try comes from baseball as opposed to
from college.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Yeah that once it went to nineteen hundred's baseball.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Yeah, because everything else is from baseball. Or it's like
he knocked it out of the park, like that's true.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
This was the one time I feel like yeah, referenced
by Babe Ruth like anything, Yeah, Babe Ruth, he was
kind of trend sitting back then, though, my boy, Babe Ruth.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
The old college tries, so then you're really trying to
suck Okay.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Got it?

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Yeah, yeah, got it? You got it hit.

Speaker 5 (24:11):
Yeah, maximum effort.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Maximum.

Speaker 6 (24:13):
I couldn't walk the next day. Fucking old college truck.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
The old College. I gave it the old College try
hold of uh, you know, even though it was a
futile effort. I gave it the old College try.

Speaker 6 (24:29):
Gee, what were we even talking about? And by the way,
this is my fault. I'm sorry I derailed this one.
I know we all derailed.

Speaker 4 (24:40):
But no, I think we were talking about we were
talking about coming off the Troubadour.

Speaker 5 (24:44):
Where did the college try come?

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Well?

Speaker 3 (24:46):
You know what this is. You know what this is.
This is episode three hundred. Yeah, well you should have, like,
I know that you plan for this, blake. I know you,
because it's three hundred and this is a big deal.
And I know that you have, like this is Sparta

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or something on the soundboard ready to go.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
I know you do.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
I watched the movie three hundred.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
Okay, you guys really want to get down to the
the nolts, nuts and bolts of it.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
The nolts and please.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
Todd did email me some But our three hundredth episode
was supposed to be the show at the Troubadour, but
we didn't.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
It's just a lot of logistics. Oh so you've had
all these hot buttons for a week now. No, I
I didn't. I didn't load them.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
The only new Yeah, Todd was and he emailed you
a bunch of three hundred ones.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
He did, he did, But I thought we had already
recorded the three hundred at the Troubadour. You have the
only board drop that I have that's new, is we
I have that one? That's about it? What that gave
my cousin head drop from that that one Kanye track.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
I finally got it.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
Oh yeah, that one, that one's for you.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
That's for three hundred. That's just three hundred celebration. Well,
why is that three hundred?

Speaker 4 (26:05):
Why?

Speaker 1 (26:05):
I don't I'm not quite putting that together. Like even
Kanye says three hundred in a song, But did do
you say three hundred?

Speaker 3 (26:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (26:13):
He goes, he goes three hundred Trojans or whatever when
he's Todd Todd.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Sent me all those. But I think I think in
the email called.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
The Trojans three hundred. That's interesting. Interesting. I like the
way it's so cool to see.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
The way you need a bunch of Kanye drops on
the board.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
I don't know, I'm not even gonna put a bunch
of just turn this into Kanye West board.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
Come on, now, well, okay, you didn't have to, he said,
he sent you a bunch of them, not necessarily from Kanye,
and then you didn't even get one that he mentions
three hundred, the number three hundred.

Speaker 4 (26:48):
You just I had to go get big SIPs at
eight am in the morning.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Hey, I don't take it.

Speaker 4 (26:56):
I'm over here bending over backwards, Like what bending over backward?

Speaker 1 (27:00):
I'm giving it the college tribe.

Speaker 5 (27:02):
Whole body's got Baroni. He's trying to do everything.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Come on.

Speaker 5 (27:06):
I was talking to my son the other day.

Speaker 6 (27:08):
We watched the trailer for three hundred because he's big
into like military history, and I was we were watching
trailers from movies, war movies, and three.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Hundred pops his favorite who's his favorite soldier? Who's his
favorite soldier? All the time you think I'm listening.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
Oh this is this is gonna be the day after
Memorial Day.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
This this episode comes out so.

Speaker 6 (27:26):
Oh so even even more apro hub three hundred. Don't
ask me to spell that word. Okay, So we watched
the trailer for three hundred because I'm like, oh, this
is kind of like a Jason and I guess.

Speaker 5 (27:35):
It's based on a real story.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
Or a real old story.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Yeah, real old Spartan the chest kick, he goes, did
he just push him down a well? I go, no,
he kicked him in the chest.

Speaker 6 (27:49):
When he's like this is Sparta, and I was like,
you know, oldest son of mine. I think that's the
most famous and maybe the first chest kick in movie history.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
It can't it can't be the first chest kick, but
it is.

Speaker 6 (28:05):
The eighties were all roundhouses that they were high kicks
and roundhouses. I don't remember a straightforward.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Leg up chest kick before that. The eighties were roundhouse kicks.

Speaker 6 (28:20):
And then when you grab the person and you roll
on the ground backwards and kick them off right.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Yeah, there was a lot of that.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
There was a lot of you throwing yourself on the
ground and then kicking them off, which I was always
kind of like, what if you like leaned it on a.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Rock when you did that, Yeah, that would be fucked.
That would be an auchi.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
The roundhouse sweep kick was a really good one where
you like go down and knock the legs out. I
think you may be correct because then after that three
hundred chest kick, it started to be used everywhere a
bunch of shit where.

Speaker 6 (28:51):
It came like the masculine one, and then the high
kick became kind of the college.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Try kind of yeah, I really did. It's started to
be like.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
Okay, well Todd is sort of blowing you up again.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Dude, let's go, dude, Todd.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Michael Keaton in nineteen eighty nine delivers a chest kick
to a henchman in the eighty chemical factory scene.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Shit, true, Todd, guess what more? Points?

Speaker 3 (29:18):
Yes? Points?

Speaker 4 (29:20):
Where's he pulling this stuff out from? That's right, fucking batman?

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Hey, Todd, will you go away? And also in the
movie Rosanne in eighty seven and then also Enter the
Dragon and that was seventy three.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Oh yeah, that's the iconic one where he's got the
footprint on the chest.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
Yeah so wait wait what Roxanne? What is Roxanne? Uh?

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Like the Steve Martin movie?

Speaker 3 (29:43):
I think so.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Yeah, there's a chest kick in Roxanne.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
Apparently a notable comedic physical use of a kick to
the chest in a fight scene.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Wow, that's kind of crazy.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
Is that the one where he has the really long
nose and it's like a am I tripping? Remember that
movie where Steve Martin has like a really long nose.

Speaker 5 (30:05):
That's Roxanne.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
Yeah, because it's a play on like some old play
or some ship.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Serrah no Bert not sirrah no. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right,
you are as Yeah, you don't.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
Know it, sirrah No. There's so many words that I've
never said out loud, intel.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Like the word untel and out loud alloud.

Speaker 4 (30:35):
What serra no, donkey serah nogiac. I believe it is
a play on that. Anyways, I remember so dull. I
remember Steve Martin's long ass nose in that ship. That
ship did not have.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
I remembered seeing the nose and being like, I'm not
watching this movie.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
Yeah, I remember being out. I think I was too
young and I was too old.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Admittedly I was. I was too young to even though
he was so silly.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
I didn't really focus Steve Martin that much until I
got older, and then I went back and watched some
of his stuff and I'm like, oh, he was wildly funny.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
But as a kid, yeah, I think it was like
his silver hair. It kind of was off putting. I
thought it was like a grandpa.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
It was crazy to you.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
You're like, oh, this is Grandpa. Like young young grandpa man.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
Even though he was like younger than we were than
we currently are.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
He's very he's very young.

Speaker 6 (31:28):
Has anyone let their hair go like that in modern times?

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Dude?

Speaker 5 (31:32):
Like you just wouldn't?

Speaker 3 (31:33):
He just would?

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Leslie Nielsen had had the look like how like George Costanza?
Nice thumbs up? How like George Costanza? Like let the
hair go? People are shaving their heads and dyeing their
hair now right.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
Uh people are definitely dying the shit out.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
Like the dude.

Speaker 5 (31:49):
From uh Mad Men had kind of white hair.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
But he was kind of old by that time, but
he wasn't that old. Oh yeah, that guy was dope.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
What is that guy's name, John's slathery?

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Yes, Yeah, that dude's sick. That dude is sick.

Speaker 5 (32:04):
He is fucking cool.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Clooney, Clooney, you know, has letting it let it go?

Speaker 3 (32:11):
Yeah, but Clooney, he's a hot boy.

Speaker 6 (32:13):
He's salt and pepper and he was a little older.
Fucking Mark Steve Martin. And by the way, what are
we saying, are Steve Martin's best movie, sir? Like the
just the Jerk his best or is this Jerk's just
like the funniest silliest one.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
I mean, I think his best is Three Amigos. That
one is off the freaking hook. Dude, I think he
kills it. It's an ensemble, but I like Parenthood.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
I feel like uh Father, the Bowfinger.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
I feel like I've only seen maybe three Steve Martin movies.
I've seen The Jerk that's good. I've seen uh three Migos.
I'll admit it.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
I've never seen really, dude, ever seen it.

Speaker 5 (32:59):
I'm not a huge Three Amigo's guy.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
The concept of the movie is off the fucking hook.
It's a grit. It's really dope. Like that's a movie.
The actors who play dude.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
That also that movie was that That movie came out
like two years after I was born, so the yeah,
it was like it was just on comedy centric.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
It's almost all chess kicks. Actually, now that I look
at it, there's so many chess kicks in that movie.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
Serano de Bergerac, which, by the way, we were all
sane but not with enough confidence. Yeah, Roxanne is a modern,
clever adaptation of Sierraano de Bergerac, And you just got
to let it flow when you say it. Don't be no, no,
none of this. We're looking just quietly.

Speaker 6 (33:40):
Which I think is the made famous because Todd hold
Me accountable hair. It's like the one where someone's being
told something to say yes, and then they say.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
It, yes, that's right. Steve Martin has this huge no
and was it the first use of that yeah? That yes?

Speaker 3 (33:58):
I think so. Yeah. It's like I was about to
hit me with fucking in Sierrao de Bergerac the Shakespeare play.

Speaker 6 (34:04):
Yes, Yes, it's Od's gonna hit me with fucking Leviticus
or some ship.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
No.

Speaker 4 (34:07):
No, I think Shakespeare invented the whole concept. Basically, the
concept is is like you're putting words in your homie's
ear because you're kind of like too ugly to say him,
so you send them in right. Because his nose is
so big, he don't want he can't talk to the girl,
so he adds, like a hot dude, do it for him.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
I think that's what it's about. I feel like big
noses are taken over.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
Oh, his his best movie is Bowfinger by a long shot.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Oh hell yeah, a long shot, Eddie.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
Said, bow Finger.

Speaker 6 (34:36):
But but is he the funniest in Bowfinger? He's very funny,
but Eddie steals the show.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Eddie's Eddie's the Star and and also planes, Trains and Automobiles.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Plane's Trains.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Oh yeah, that is the one. That one is the
one for Matt watching that.

Speaker 6 (34:50):
I told you, dude watching planes, Trains and automotives other day.
There's no way they would let a main character be
so fucking mean in a movie anymore so mean when
he does the scene at the airport when he's like
swearing at this lady's fucking like in her face.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Yeah, he's just a dick. He's just tean off on him.

Speaker 6 (35:12):
People are like, I don't know, to tell a little
too much these days, but that's what made the movie
good is that you saw this guy total asshole. Oh
we identify with in the beginning, kind of go off
the rails.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Because you're an asshole.

Speaker 6 (35:23):
Yeah, but we've all I like how Adam's like yeah, yeah, yeah,
Like he's never been so much worse to a person
working at an airport.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Than I never have. I have only Spirit Airlines, and
they don't count to They're gone. They because because they
were so bad at their jobs, they gone.

Speaker 5 (35:40):
Adam, Adam wats to go on Twitter?

Speaker 6 (35:43):
But you identify with somebody being so far gone that
they're like and they've they've gone too far, and maybe
they don't know what in the moment, but we as
an audience know they've gone too far and we see it,
and that allows the fucking transfer of who we're rooting
for in the movie. You start off being like, oh
my god, this guy's so fucking annoying about John Candy,

(36:03):
and then you're like, oh, no, he's just like a
good guy who's doing his best. This guy's kind of
a dick and he's got it all and does know.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
He Yeah, right, he's not like because I was like, oh,
who are other like asshole leads?

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Like I was, I'm thinking about like, but I feel
like Chevy Chase was usually kind of a prick.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
But he was so goofy.

Speaker 6 (36:24):
He was a good balance, but yes he was a
dick in real life apparently world world class.

Speaker 4 (36:30):
Ben Stiller and Meet the Parents, he's not like an asshole, right,
but he kind of is.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
He's like, no, but in Happy Gilmore, well, yeah, but
he certainly is.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Certain, but he's not the lead of that one.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
I'm like saying, like, who's like the asshole leads where
you're like, oh my god, this dude is just a
total dick.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
But oh, like I mean durs when he's in stuff
groundhog Day, he's a total asshole. Hey, hey, in Monarch,
I'm the nice guy here. I've seen you with that
rope around your neck.

Speaker 6 (37:01):
Come on, I got the rope around my shoulders, not
my neck, your neck. Actually, season two, it gets rough,
it gets dark.

Speaker 5 (37:10):
Oh no, it's not a spoiler, it's not real. But no.

Speaker 6 (37:14):
Groundhog Day, Bill Murray is quintessential asshole.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
But that's the whole movie.

Speaker 4 (37:19):
The whole movie is about him learning the lesson not
to be an asshole.

Speaker 5 (37:23):
Yeah, we'll same with every other movie.

Speaker 4 (37:25):
Tho.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Yeah, uh no, that's great. And Groundhog Day rock scrooged.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Bill Murray actually was an asshole more than Chevy. He's
really good at being an asshole.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
I think that he's able to be an asshole and
you still kind of like him.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Yeah, you're like, I get a Kingpin. Come on, legendary asshole,
not the protagonist, but the best asshole in the history.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
Of Kingpin's an all time favorite movie of mine and
I haven't even seen it in probably ten years, So
I gotta get my Kingpin.

Speaker 4 (38:00):
I was just not to get to Hollywood with it,
but I was just kicking with Woody the other night.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Dude. It was fucking cool.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
I saw you, dude, here we go, I saw you, dude.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
It was fucking cool, and I was like, dude, all
I ever like think.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
He say what's up? And he loves work alics. He didn't,
but I think he was kind of partying. He goes,
can you grab me a sandwich from over there?

Speaker 4 (38:23):
Also, hello, you're a voice on the Freak Brothers.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Yeah? No, did you mention that?

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (38:29):
Of course, dude. He was so sick. He was like
it was a really good time. But it was like
kind of like Maras, can you set the same And
what did he.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
Say when you said, Hey, I'm the executive producer of
the Freak Brothers. I'm also on it? Did he say anything?
I didn't drop it that way. I was just more like, yo,
Freak Brothers, you do a voice on that. He's like yeah,
and he's like yeah, he goes, I know, well, he
just thinks you're a fan. Dude. He totally did.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
Where was this It was at the Sunset Tower?

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Is it tower or tower?

Speaker 5 (39:01):
Tower?

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Tower?

Speaker 1 (39:02):
That son's a tower? And it was one tower? Is
this a There was a hidden one.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
It was for this like h Glenn Merengue Marengay, the
the whiskey.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
It's it was for what's his name whiskey? Harrison Big
SIPs Bro.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
Yes, a TIBA does the the commercials for he did,
like the campaign with Harrison Ford for the whiskey.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
Are we talking about the whiskey or the scotch? This guy,
I think you just.

Speaker 6 (39:29):
Said Glenn Moringue, which is like, A, isn't that like
a show on HBO?

Speaker 5 (39:33):
No?

Speaker 4 (39:33):
No, that was Garth Garthe Dark Places hilarious. Yeah, but no,
it was just like this intimate like sort of dinner
like kickback, and it was it was just wild because
it was like Harrison Ford and then Woody Harrelson and
then weird.

Speaker 5 (39:48):
Did you bring your own big SIPs?

Speaker 1 (39:50):
I brought sip past SIPs out. Yeah, Like no, no,
how fun was that? It was cool? Dude? It was
how was Harrison Ford?

Speaker 3 (39:58):
Oh? Bro?

Speaker 4 (39:58):
Honestly, at that point, having those two guys, Woody and
Harrison in the same I'm like, Who's cooler? It's like
almost impossible to decide of those two guys, who is
the cooler?

Speaker 3 (40:09):
Dude.

Speaker 5 (40:10):
It's Harris, It's Harrison, dude.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
That's so rad, dude, He's so cool.

Speaker 5 (40:14):
It's a slim margin.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
That is so crazy that Woody was such a huge
fan of Wlcoholics, so much so that he asked me
to come to his house in Hawaii. Yeah, you guys did,
and I partied with him all night, and then I
spent the night at his house with his family and
then ate breakfast in the morning with him.

Speaker 5 (40:35):
You vickers.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
And then years later he came and visited the Righteous
Gemstone set and all those guys parted with him that weekend.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
But I was out of town like that one weekend, damn.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
And I was like, oh, yeah, did he mention me,
like being on the show, because we're we're friends, we've
hung out before, And they were like, no, he never
mentioned you once.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Dude. That's the thing. Look, no, shade like that. You
can mention things.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
But like, I think he lives at a really high clip,
like he does super elite stuff.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
But also and it's always happening. Yeah, so also spend
the night at his house. Very big deal, me spend
the night at his house for him. It's diamond him
spending a night at your house. Weird accident.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
That was crazy.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
He's in trouble he's hiding. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
Also he's the real deal, dude. Like at the that
night he was he started, he lit a freaking it
wasn't even a joint. He's like, you know, we're gonna
be smoking weed. It was a freaking a freaking Thor's
hammer like blunt he brought out.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (41:36):
It was crazy. So it got it got very stony,
very quick.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
And it was like I got.

Speaker 6 (41:43):
To run into Harrison because he went to college with
my dad.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Oh dude, did they know each other.

Speaker 6 (41:49):
It's a very small school. I don't think they knew
each other. I think my dad was kind of like
the evil fraternity from Animal House. Oh yeah, and I
think Harrison was like a hippie at at Weirdly a
school for evil Animal House fraternity guys.

Speaker 5 (42:09):
I think he like left.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
I don't know if he finished there, but I would.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
Love to drop in. He he left and kept screaming
your your dad's name as he left.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
I think so yeah, yeah, yeah, but it was a
school of only like I don't know, fucking like two
thousand kids or under two thousand.

Speaker 5 (42:24):
It's like a tiny college.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Yeah, he might he might know your dad.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Yeah, it could be that's crazy.

Speaker 5 (42:29):
So I have to throw that one out there.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
That's just that's a sick that's a sick, hang blake
and thanks for bringing up on the podcast. A lot
of times you'll do cool shit and then it'll be
after the podcast is over and you're like, dude, I
I ate lasagna with the edge. It's too last night,
and we're like, why didn't you mention that that would
have been a cool thing to talk about.

Speaker 5 (42:49):
I kissed Pharrell?

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Right, it was.

Speaker 4 (42:52):
It is pretty surreal and it was weird, like because
we were just coming off of that Netflix is a
Joke Brunch, which also had like crazy that was wilde.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
I don't like icons. These are like people that online was.

Speaker 5 (43:05):
The next Snapper.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
You turn around, it was it was wild because they
invited everyone that was part of the festival. So you
look around and there's a lot of like our peers,
people that you know and see and hang out with,
the Andersoninos, you know, the lobby Lee's, you know, Lamurne Field,
like people that we know, Whitney Cummings, Uh, Nicky Glazer.

(43:28):
But then you turn around and see Caryl, Cheryl Underwood,
you see Eddie Murphy, you see David Letterman, Chris you
see Chris Rock, Jerry Seinfeld. Yeah, it was it was cool.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Dude, I don't know what's in the air lately.

Speaker 5 (43:44):
Caroline Ray.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Yeah, Daryln Ray, she's the ship. I love Caroline Ray.

Speaker 5 (43:49):
I saw her and I was like, she's a baddie.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
That brunch was wild. There was a two many elite
people there. It was insane. It was like impossible to
even if you got in a conversation with somebody. You're
kind of like, I feel guilty if I talk to
you beyond three minutes because I know there's someone else
you need.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
To want to do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (44:12):
Did uh?

Speaker 3 (44:13):
Did anyone ever just like hard pivot away from you?

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Is anyone like just turn around?

Speaker 4 (44:18):
All right?

Speaker 1 (44:18):
I thought you were I thought you were serving John.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
And Vinnie's right, yeah, all right.

Speaker 6 (44:24):
Someone just puts a napkin on your plate that you're
eating off of and they go.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
Oh no, no, I don't I don't work here. Oh
uh you? And then they go, oh, I'm sorry, I'll
look you up. Let's go meet the guy. Yeah yeah, yeah,
oh do you.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
Need a job?

Speaker 3 (44:42):
And it was at Ted Sarando's. It was at his house.
We talked about this a little bit uh at at
the Troubadoor, so we don't need to beat a dead horse.
But it was fucking cool. Oh my son did a
funny thing yesterday. We were at dinner at this Mexican

(45:04):
place down the street from my house and it's like
a little hole in the wall Mexican spot. There's this
there's this old guy who I see skateboarding on the
boardwalk and shit, and he's like old, he's probably seventy five,
and he's got long white hair and he's really skinny,
and he always goes like this man and he talks
like this, and and Bo looks up at him and

(45:27):
just points and goes ghost.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Dude, that's for sure his nickname.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
And he goes ghost ghost and then he goes, oh, no,
scary and covers his eyes and I'm like, goodbye, don't
say ghosts. Don't say ghost from this man. Dude. So
is this guy like iggy pop body.

Speaker 5 (45:50):
Kind of thing?

Speaker 3 (45:51):
Yeah, it was, Yes, that's exactly right, just like mel
fairy Lean, but you know, just gets barrel rolled.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
I feel I know, yeah, I feel like it was
probably some like cool skate icon, just like going down
the street just like and Blake.

Speaker 5 (46:07):
How many years are we from you being ghost?

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Hey, we'll see Blake's gonna be ghost for sure.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
But because Blake has that lean body that once he
and and he is already low in testosterone. So the
muscle the muscle for him, it's gonna when it goes,
it goes quick. Right, So I feel like I dude,
I bet by mid fifties you.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Think I'm gonna be like scrawny.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
Once your hair goes gray, You're gonna lose your muscle
and you're gonna look like No.

Speaker 4 (46:34):
No man, Anderson's we hang on to our muscle man
late into life.

Speaker 5 (46:39):
Lake, Can you let me hang on to your muscle?

Speaker 3 (46:41):
Uh? Anytime? Brother?

Speaker 5 (46:44):
Hang on? Let me hear you.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
No, you don't yes ha, dude, you're talking about yes ha. Bro.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
If you put on muscle, we keep it on. Sorry,
hang on a second. Blake's dad is a fit guy.
He's not skinny, he's not like gangly. No, but you
and your dad have from body.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
Types, same old but it's still the same same. Tell
me about my father's body.

Speaker 6 (47:05):
The amount that Adam can really probably go deep into
this is fun for me.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
Yeah, I'm old of I always any man I meet,
I quickly scan his body to yep, I'm like amorph
andomorph yep right right.

Speaker 4 (47:23):
No, like, but I get well, my dad's not that old.
But like you're saying, there's a point. Yeah, men get old.
Anybody gets older, and you just start to turn into
like skin and bones.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
Yeah, my dad is uh is starting to look a
little skin and bony. He's he's been some ship. Yeah,
he's been dealing with stuff. Uh.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
But I feel you specifically because you were skin and bones.
Then you put on muscle in your twenties and thirties.
You added muscle to your frame.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
To completely change your body type.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
But once you get in your I mean, let's say
sixty seventy, bro.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
I got bodied by and the alcoholism sizer one.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
That's right, the alcoholism has taken its toll by this point,
then the skin and bones.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
Come fron What do you Okay? Okay, I'm just saying, was.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
Ready to be like what alcohol? Okay? Yeah. Out of
the three of us, you're the most likely to look
like ghosts.

Speaker 4 (48:26):
I think you're just saying that because of the long
white hair. I think I'm gonna be.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Well that that will help.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
And also you're a skinny person naturally, Jurse and I
we're gonna look like melted candles, will be those like
fat or older guys.

Speaker 6 (48:39):
When you see the albino gorilla with like the tips
that just hang.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
The female, yeah, which just like the belly that like
your tits sit on the belly.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
That's what we're gonna be. And you won't be that.
You'll be painfully skinny.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
And that's okay.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
I will say for some reason, after the Troubadour, you remember,
I like did like kind of a silly like stage dive.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
My fucking back hurt so bad.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
For two days after that, like I was feeling, well,
you broke your back.

Speaker 5 (49:10):
Yeah, it's not even yours anymore.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
No, Usually I'm chill, like I don't have any sort
of like you know, residual pain. But like for two
days after that, I was like fucked up, dude, Like
I had.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
A Vickers didn't get you.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
She hold you up?

Speaker 4 (49:25):
Come on, Vickers, next time, hold your boy up, dude,
Vickers fan, you gotta warm.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
Your back up before you do a stage dive.

Speaker 5 (49:32):
Damn near for that.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
Was a pretty bold dude. That was a bold stage dive. Well, yeah,
it was because the Troubadour that was our most intimate
show to date for sure. Uh there was a hundred
maybe a little more than that. Yeah, that's all that fit.
It's not like we didn't sell tickets. It was one
hundred caps and it sold out within minutes. Sold.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
No, it didn't. That sucked, couldn't get could sell, but
we wanted we actually were.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
I said to Isaac, I'm like, we should have done
a bigger venue, right, did and we do a bigger venue,
but we were offered like a two thousand seat theater downtown.
But it was the same night as like Chappelle doing
the Bowl or something, and I was like, We're not
going to try to sell two thousand tickets while while
Chappelle's down the street.

Speaker 4 (50:27):
I think that's also a thing about that whole festival
is like so much stuff is going on, but La
is so spread out that it's it's kind of it's
kind of hard to be everywhere at once. It's not
like a south By Southwest where you're just walking down
one street and every bar is something. That's why I
think they need to kind of maybe like pick Sunset
or Meilroads and then just make that like the hub

(50:50):
for it and shut the street off or something.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
Have you guys been paying attention to this fest in
like previous years, not really other than kind of didn't
understand it as like a festival.

Speaker 6 (51:03):
Right, Like this year is the first year I was like, oh,
like going to that party and being like, oh, everyone's
here for this comedy festival.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Yes, yes, everybody's doing something. I kind of just previously
was like, yeah, there's some billboards around Netflix as a joke,
but I didn't I don't know.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
Yeah, no, I I think I think they they they
really are picking up steam.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
You know, they're they're planting the right seeds. Like it's
fucking cool, Like so many comedians are in town.

Speaker 6 (51:28):
They're making it an event. I mean it's always been
an event. I guess I just didn't realize it was
an event.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
Yes, that made it very apparent that brunch, because you
were like, holy shit, there is like one hundred and
thirty six legit comics at this.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
Thre and like forty non legit comics. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
there are a few snoozers.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
And Isaac, I mean there was let like Luis c
k was there.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
He asked if he could jerk off in front of me.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
Okay, he took He took me aside, and he's like,
I can't ask anyone else. It seems like you got it.
It seems like it would be cool if I could
just jerk off in front of you.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
I was like, okay, that was interesting. I said, I said,
give it the old college try.

Speaker 6 (52:07):
And then weirdly, right after that, he put a napkin
on Blake's plate.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
I don't stay up that much with with what's going
on in the c K universe, but I was a
little bit like at the thing, I'm like, oh, holy ship,
Bro is in the really out here?

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Okay at that point, Yeah, and he jerked off in
front of me. I just said it.

Speaker 4 (52:30):
Yeah. And he's doing a live jerk off set.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
It's one of his sets.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
Shows you it's definitely cool.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
He just saw it in my eyes that I'd be
fine with it, and I was. And so that's why
it's not an issue.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Everybody's so he's learned. I said, give it the old
college try, and he did.

Speaker 6 (52:49):
And it was when you guys go to a place
like that where you are amongst the funniest and many
do you guys like the dance of like, Okay, I'm
walking up to this person. Are we gonna be funny
with each other? Or are we just gonna catch up
and talk? Does it have to be bits or can
it just be like how.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Are you find?

Speaker 3 (53:10):
For the most part, it's not a bit of Really
that's what I found at that that festival. It was
it was mostly like just catching up with people.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
It wasn't a very funny event. I was like, not
really laughing at that brunch.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
You didn't like Ted speech. I thought it was pretty
funny because.

Speaker 4 (53:26):
Well Ted said said nice words. But yeah, it wasn't
like a very hilarious event. That's what I was kind
of like, Well.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
That's what they people don't understand about most, especially stand
up comedians.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
They're not uh inherently happy people. Yeah, they're all fucking miserable.
They're all like fucking well, they're lives.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
Especially the comics that are of more our generation are
class or whatever.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
They're on the road all the time.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
Yeah, like this is it was kind of a cool
event because you did see like I know, THEO and
Nikki and Whitney Cummings and a lot of these people
in Santino and Bobby Lee from when I started doing
stand up and I know them from like seeing each
other in the comedy clubs.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Now we never ever see each other.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
So it was just like a way to like it
was kind of cool to be like, oh shit, we're
all in the same room again.

Speaker 5 (54:19):
I love that shit.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
That's why I miss La As far as like a community, Well,
everyone's going everywhere, even people who make movies are like
I was just halfway around the world shooting a sitcom.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
Yes, totally. Or I'm doing a game show in Ireland.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
You're like, oh, okay, it makes sense, Well come back,
we'll come back.

Speaker 5 (54:37):
Checks out. You're gonna say, yeah, anything important.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
I don't even remember at this point. No, okay.

Speaker 6 (54:43):
You know what's funny you say that, though, Adam, is
that I would say the actors and people with like
an improv background are the people who come in with
more of like the and then the stand ups less.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
So yeah, yeah, because I think the stand ups know,
like it's this is what I do for a job,
like this craft of material.

Speaker 5 (55:03):
Improvisers are idiots. What are you? What are you saying?

Speaker 4 (55:06):
Yeah, that's more just like well, a converse, there's a
conversation is just improfit.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Okay, Like that's really all it is. That's why John
gabris Is of the World are just the best.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
I feel for the most part, stand ups, especially stand
ups of that ILK, are just more confident than an
actor who is has is trying to get cast on
a show. Right.

Speaker 6 (55:31):
Yeah, but I guess where I'm coming from is like
people who do who have an improv background, they like
playing with each other.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
Stand ups don't like it. They got their own things.
Yeah that's even though I know people sit around after
stand ups shows and shoot the ship and yeah, yeah,
have a good time.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
But yeah, I think as I think about it, it's
mostly just dunking on each other. That's why, like comics
don't get offended at like the Roast chokes because they're like, yeah,
that's just backstage. We just we're just wor Yeah, and
I maybe maybe I take back, Maybe.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
We're just back racist.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
We're really backstage. We're just really racist.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Way back is really rare, homophobic. Really, yeah, we don't
like anybody who's different.

Speaker 5 (56:13):
You guys, watch The Roast.

Speaker 8 (56:14):
I assume I did not. I did not yet I did. Yeah,
I'm still I started it. I'm still watching it. It's
twenty five days long. It's too long, MANU, It's just
too long. And I think they it was very funny.
There's a lot of funny jokes.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
They gotta break it up with like pre taped sketches
though they have. Do you think a cut away of
sorts would be good? They? Dude, you're just looking at
this stage and you're seeing like the dead air hang
in not a like cool way.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
And did they it was live, right, so I at
least on the Comedy Central roast they could cut jokes
that didn't that weren't working therein or like you're they
you know, you cut to the crowd and suck some
of that dead air out.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
So this is live, so things just like sort of hang.

Speaker 5 (57:00):
It's I think that they've got to have like.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
A certain amount of delay, like a two minute delay.

Speaker 4 (57:06):
No, dude, like in case of what because they're saying
fucking the worst shit imaginable? Is it just if there's
like a shooting in the fucking stadium or some shit?

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Yes, like what are you delaying for?

Speaker 3 (57:16):
Yes? Yeah, that's exactly.

Speaker 5 (57:18):
It's.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
The whole delay is because on the news thirty years ago,
somethingy blew his head off.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
That is actually tweet, I do recall Todd.

Speaker 6 (57:28):
Todd's like, actually, Luci Ball, fucking shut the fuck up
and drum, bitch.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Okay, oh my oh I'm so tough. Sorry Todd.

Speaker 4 (57:38):
Now, wow, Todd, just because you got him twice, now
you're feeling the claw.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
Take backs. Apologies, Eddie take backs. Yeah, I take back
saying shut up and drum.

Speaker 5 (57:48):
Todd, you stepped up and drums. We appreciated it. It
was fucking massive he did.

Speaker 4 (57:52):
We We asked Todd to drum like ten minutes before
we started the show, and he's like, yeah, I could
do it, and he sounds freaking sack.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
Well, here's can I dunk on Isaac real quick? That morning,
I woke up and I was like, what are the
lyrics to best Friends?

Speaker 1 (58:07):
I went and looked at the YouTube video.

Speaker 5 (58:09):
That's a dunk on Isaac.

Speaker 3 (58:12):
We recorded eleven or Sorry nineteen years ago, which is
so long, and I was I was like, oh, a
drums kicks in and that's kind of when I know
when to start singing, and it also fills the whole
song out, and I go, well, we're at the Troubadour.
That's a rock venu. We have to have drums. I

(58:34):
call Isaac. I go it was at ten am, day
of day of, day day of, and I go, but
we're not the show's not until eight. Kind of a
fire drill on your behalf right right right now, that's
ten hours away. And I go, Isaac, we need a
drum set. And he goes, ooh, I don't know if
we're going to be able to do that. It's the
first thing he says. And I go, huh, why not,

(58:54):
and he goes, well, it's the Troubadour, so I don't
know if they're going to want a drum set.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
And I go, it's it's the Troubadour that that's what
they do.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
And he goes, yeah, but there's so much paperwork that
you have to fill out. I'm not This is almost verbatim,
and he says there's so much paperwork, and I go, Isaac,
just get a drum set, and he goes, okay, I'll
try getting radical. And then obviously fifteen minutes later he's like, yeah, dude,
it wasn't a big deal at all. Yeah, and then
he says, I sometimes forget that this is Hollywood and

(59:26):
if you want a drum set, you could just have
a drum set, and I'm like, uh huh, yeah.

Speaker 5 (59:30):
He's been in Ors County too too long.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
So we got the drum set and Todd we were like,
who's gonna be our drummer? We're gonna have to find
a drummer, and Todd stepped up and he was like,
fucking got this one.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
And then just so casually played really good drums.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
Yeah, it's so cool. That's the coolest.

Speaker 4 (59:49):
After seeing that happen and Todd just really man up
on the skins like that, I'm like, it.

Speaker 6 (59:53):
Would be cool to do man up on the skins,
like go ahead, okay, okay, uh, here you go.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
I'll give Adam points for that. I've said fun of
your stuff earlier in the podcast, but well those are
that's delayed different. That's a tape delay on your I.

Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
Would love I would love for us to do like
a music forward live show where we kind of like
really set set aside.

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
Sometimes we do energy, Yeah, we do the Wiz the
portal opens up and the Wizard.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
Maybe maybe the Dojo Bros. Shows.

Speaker 6 (01:00:25):
I'm just I'm starting to imagine Adam the day of
the performance going online to look at the words for
all these songs and going, we need a drummer, we
need a xylophone, we need a fucking pom poms, fucking
disaster mine dude, Energy, I actually we need an owl
for the wizards to help us.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
I looked at I looked at the best friends, uh,
and then Energy was right there. So I'd like listen
to the Energy song. It's a great song. But we
could not memorize those words.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Even on the day we would have to read. We
would have to rehearse, actually have to rehearse.

Speaker 4 (01:01:01):
We would not be able to do a day of
We would have to go like two days before.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
Any any takebacks, any epic slams, any sick giveaways, any
took back.

Speaker 5 (01:01:10):
My take back, and my take back, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
That was I would like to take back me saying
that Lucy k jerked off in front of you. It
wasn't it was near me. It wasn't exactly in front
of me.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Allegedly betwixt okay, allegedly Todd was betwixt me.

Speaker 4 (01:01:25):
And I would like to just uh say, to all
my big sippers out there, you know life, life is
a sixteen percent alcohol beverage wine cocktail. Sip it till
you die, sip sip hooray.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
Sip zip Parah. I love zipsip Parah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
And that's another episode.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
Of Happy Thre three hundred Boys.

Speaker 3 (01:01:57):
Can you even believe it's up winning?

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
I can.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
Not.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
Mm hmm