Ep 301: Call Us The Three Headed Mayor

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically
crucially important.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Today on This is Important.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
It's getting harder, and it's only gonna get harder, and
I'm only.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
Gonna get harder.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Build it and I will come.

Speaker 5 (00:22):
I don't understand why all the AI porn everything has
a dick.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
Let's go.

Speaker 6 (00:40):
Post post post two posts.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
That time again.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Welcome back, Hey everybody, real time to go big.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
It's time to go big. And two episodes in a
row Man Big. It's not stopping. This is a lifestyle
for all my big sippers out there.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
It's time to go big. It's time to go big.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Okay, another day, another SIPs with disease, Still not getting paid,
still not getting paid.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Go big, everybody, everybody, keep going big.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Okay, Oh my gosh, it does it for the love
of the art and the children, favor. I know you're
waiting for someone to ask you what's going on over there? Okay,
so I guess we'll get it out of the way
right up top. You look very anonymous. What's going on?

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (01:25):
What's what's going on? You're starting to hack those computers.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
Or actually didn't even need you to bring it up.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
But what it's science.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
I guess it's too late.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah, what what is going on?

Speaker 4 (01:38):
Are you good? Good?

Speaker 7 (01:42):
Are you trying on the mysterious vibe? Sometimes you just
gotta switch things up, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Honestly, Durst, I feel this. I feel this.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
I've been thinking I want to start to pivot to
a little more mysterious. Like I feel like I'm too
out there. It's like coming off a little dorky'll maybe
getting Yeah, maybe like maybe like introspect a little bit.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
We're right there with her.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah, maybe it's time to just say less, you.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Know, like no, Blake, you're saying, you're saying so less. Okay,
you hardly ever talk.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
I'm giving you a chance.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Well, you talk, but you don't have opinions on things,
so you'd be like that's fun. Yeah, I talk way
more than I than I would like to. I'd like
to be very mysterious. I'd like people not to really
know where I'm coming from, you.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Know, like literally, I guess I mean for a podcast.
I think the whole point is for people to know
where you're coming from.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
I don't know. I might take an oath of silence.
Who knows here's a look.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Okay, so it's just it's just your two hunder what dude,
please explain.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
You can't just keep doing this.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
I just if you're watching this on Netflix, maybe you
understand what's going on. I'm watching it right now and
I don't. And if you're listening, you have you truly
have no idea.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Well, it's he's.

Speaker 5 (02:59):
Wearing more and this is just a perfect example of
Adam just not having control. He doesn't understand it.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
He has to call it out.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
He doesn't allow us to be mysterious. Why do we
have to be so opinionated and out there?

Speaker 4 (03:14):
How about I be me? You be you about a
being about a boom? Forget about it? That's true, dude, Well.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
He does have a point.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
If all three of us put on a fucking windbreaker,
I'm sorry, what were you wearing?

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Going to be with a g fucking hat? I just
have the hood up because I do.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yeah, but you were very quiet, you're being all mysterious.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
I just wanted to know, like, is there a backstory
to this mysterioso complex.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
That you're He's just mister Hollywood executive. It doesn't need
a backstory.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
It's just what it is. He's there's no mythology. But
Adam is right.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
If we're all mysterious, it will be a pretty boring
podcast because it is audio, unless you're watching on Netflix,
which we support that.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
In which case it still might be a boring podcast.
If we're all just kind of quiet. We're all just
quiet being a mysterious.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
So do you need the hood down? I don't need that.
You you the hood up.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
I just didn't know if you were doing like a
bid or a character this episode or like what you're doing.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
I had a character, but forget it down.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
That's it seemed like you had a character. We're ready
to go with something because you catch doing like this
and like, yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
You are like a boxer.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
I think I just was here, that's what it is.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yeah, you were like not showing your eyes, but then
you kind of were doing like little jabs and it
also he's doing.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Yeah, you don't wear hoods a lot. You're not really
a hoodie guy, kind of just like Callers or Windbreaker.

Speaker 5 (04:47):
No hood all right, So you guys, this is the
mastermind behind we gotta we gotta talk about something.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
I put up a hood. Now suddenly you guys, can
it shut up? And we got ten minutes in the bank.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Gotch okay, wow, thank you, thank you, thank you for
that premium content.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
Man, this is real much. You're well, this is on Netflix.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Why they shelled out the cash for us so we
can be on their platform. They're like, I hope Durs
puts on a hood and then doesn't say much.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
This is important. God damn that sh It's important, Adam.
The brilliance is Adam. They would have never thought of it.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
Oh God, of course this is what I bring to
the table.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
The algorithm would not have thought of that.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
It would not have thought of that.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
The goddamn algorithm.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
And by the way, don't you kind of want to
watch a podcast where a guy looks like this the
whole time?

Speaker 4 (05:44):
Like Sea?

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Fuck it?

Speaker 5 (05:46):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (05:47):
You know, you know Sea her hair just as like this?

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yeah? Oh oh, yes, you're speaking of the artist CEO
who had like that huge banks.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
What happened to Sea? Yeah, I'm talking about freaking Seal.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
She was just on an episode of of Company Retreat.
Wait what jury duty Company Retreat?

Speaker 4 (06:07):
Did she pull up?

Speaker 1 (06:09):
She pulled up and she pulled that episode? Yeah, dude,
you haven't watched the new season. Oh, you gotta watch it.
It's great.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
You really you're you're a fan.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
I actually Jake Samanski, who directed every every every episode,
he asked me to host there for your consideration.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
They're like Emmy's campaign. Okay, a brunch or whatever it was.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
It was sick.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
It was like the roof of this hotel and it's
really nice and I host, are there? Big SIPs had
to have been there. I didn't see them, but any
great establishment has big SIPs ready to go.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
Okay, cool cook.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
But yeah, so I watched I binge watched all of it,
and then there's also like behind the scenes stuff that
you can watch.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
It was it was really it was cool. I don't
want to give anything way.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Because it is like a it is a It's a
fucking marvel what they pull off. Yeah, it's hilarious.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
So the premise is Jury Duty was the first season
on Amazon, uh, and it was essentially they're jurors and
they everyone's in on the bit. Everyone is an actor
except for one guy, and so the the even the
judge is an actor. Yeah, Barnholtz's dad, which is so cool.

(07:31):
He's such a cool guy. So then the crime obviously
is all fake and they made it crazy and it
was really really good.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
But then you're like, are they going to do it's
called jury duty? Are they going to do it again?
So what they what they did, which was smart.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
It's still jury duty, but his jury duty company retreat
and it's this company. It's this hot sauce company, Rock
and Grandma's Hot Sauce.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
They just sent me, Dude, I got it.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
I got it. They sent me.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
They sent me a pack and it's actually kind of
freaking good.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Have you tried it?

Speaker 2 (08:01):
I did not bust it open yet.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
Yes. I put some on some tacos the other day.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
There's four different flavors. I kind of like the smoky one.
I'm like, this is legit.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
I will give up one joke and I hope it
doesn't ruin it for anyone. But I just watch the
damn thing. But there's a Rock and Grandma. They're like
doing this big presentation to the investors, and the Rock
and Grandma is supposed to like rock out on the guitar,
but then it just looks like she's jerking off when
the hand.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
Movement, so she's just going like bruh, d Hey, I
already love it.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
I already love it, dude. It's fantastic. I'm about to
tap in the whole season.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
So for this, instead of a juror, it is a
intern at their their company retreating their company and they're
about to do a company retreat and they're going to
be taken over by a larger company and then they
you know. So it's uh, there's a lot going on,

(08:59):
but it's much larger in scale than the Jury Duty.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
So it was cool.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Yeah, but they they they switch out the whole cast too,
like everybody's.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
New and all that is gotta yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
Yeah, gotta it blew up the spot.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
It's like punked yeah, or like even but like before
that kind of like this similar idea.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Do you remember what was it? Like the Joe Schmos show.
Do you remember that?

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, yep, bran Eththerridge show. Yes, it was like a
fake roted or co created it or something. He was
also think Kristin Wig was on it. Kristin Wig, I say, Weig,
I think it might be Kristin Week is it?

Speaker 2 (09:36):
We think it might be Week?

Speaker 4 (09:38):
It might be Weig, Kristian Weig. We you say, Kristin Wig.
There's two eyes isn't it.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Yeah, b k e He was the show runner and
starred who also Brian Keith? That also a writer on Workaholics.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
That's right, Leg's right. He was the showrunner of the
Joe Schmoe Show.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
Yeah was that on Spike Comedy Central or where was
that Spike.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Spiked Spike TV?

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Yeah, you know, dudes, like, dude, that was that was
like the old school reality show. I watched the first
episode of the very first Real World the other day.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Sure pulled it up because I'm like, what the hell
was it?

Speaker 4 (10:14):
Are you a drug dailer? Dude?

Speaker 2 (10:16):
It is crazy to go back and watch is that.

Speaker 5 (10:19):
The first episode where her she's got a pager? And
then she's like, are you drug dealer? She's like, that's racist?

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Or from the count She's like from Yeah she's from Yeah,
she's from Tennessee or something.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
You guys know how old I am.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
I mean the fact that Durs knows every every part
of those first few.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
Heather be is a legend.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
It is wild that you just pulled that like out
of nowhere like this.

Speaker 5 (10:41):
The commercial aired constantly where she's like, are you a
drug dailor?

Speaker 3 (10:46):
It's kind of crazy though, like because reality TV has
gone through such a like a evolution or de evolution.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
Putting my hood back on.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Even then, you can tell the ship was still pretty scripted.
They're like, oh, like let's plant this moment so that
they they they talk about this or whatever. But like
it's really cool to go back and watch that stuff
because it's such a time capsule.

Speaker 5 (11:14):
What's a little white country girl's name? Eric Nice was
about about her?

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yeah, And I might have talked about this on another podcast.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
But I was a road Rules guy.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yeah, road Rules Rock.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
Road Rules rocked.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Just because it was sick. They're like all in this HARV.
They're on like a little road trip together. It was
fucking cool. Now they're running our country. And Spencer Pratt
he was some road Rules.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
No he's not on it. Sorry, I wish no.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
But the first time I saw THEO Vaughn, oh that's right,
he was in road Rules. And when I met him
at the comedy store, like fucking almost twenty years ago, now.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
I was shook. I was like, holy shit, Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
He was like a true star and he was like
a baby. He was a show.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
He was eighteen or something, right, Yeah, yeah, he was
a he was a young book.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
It was him.

Speaker 5 (12:06):
It was the blonde dude with the big hair kat
kit Kit who's now a host on like Extra or
some shit dude.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Not everybody, but you'd be surprised. I think the miss, Yeah,
the Mis was definitely from that.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
Was the mis road Rules. No, the Miz was the
Mis was real world?

Speaker 5 (12:26):
Was he?

Speaker 3 (12:26):
I think so he might have been real world real
World road Rules All Stars?

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Who knows.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
I think he.

Speaker 5 (12:33):
I feel like he would walk around a house in
like the costumes. That's all I can picture.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Mmmm, he was real world Isaac saying yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:41):
Yeah was loose in the first season of road Rules
where he's like, I don't have to do ship but
stay black and die.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
I was like, this dude's cool. There's a lot of
very legendary that was.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Like when he said that. I remember when he said that.
I thought he was the first person to ever say that. Right,
Oh he didn't, because you know I was, I was
a kid, So you're like, oh my god, Like that's
so cool to say, like though, yeah, for sure wasn't.

Speaker 5 (13:12):
No.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah, So I guess that's the trick to go on
a reality show and then you just sort of repeat
really icon really fame iconic famous bits from stand up comedian.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Somebody stop me and then you're not saying you're the
only one to ever say that. But I just want
to party.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
You just do our soundboard loose butthole? Yeah does iconic?

Speaker 2 (13:37):
What is the one that my dad says? Cow bunk?
How do you not know the the most iconic drop
of twenty six?

Speaker 4 (13:48):
Dude? This one is Kumbay's good.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
That one is flame. Your dad is flaming soundboard.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
It's pretty funny, he is he it's nothing but soundboard
bits with that guy.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Trying to have a heart to heart is hard with him. Dad.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
I just want to let you know that I love
you so much and having you and Mom here it
means the world to me that you guys want to
spendom by.

Speaker 5 (14:15):
Uh okay, Adam. Are you a resident of l A
or are you a resident of Orange County?

Speaker 2 (14:21):
I'm a resident of both places.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
Go off King, Go off King? But who do you
vote for?

Speaker 5 (14:26):
Like?

Speaker 4 (14:27):
What's your main residence?

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Oh, we're talking voting.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
Let's go bro.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
I think we we split the diff it's a it's
a house house divided. Oh so I think I am
in Orange County? My vote and I think Chloe's vote
is in l A, so so.

Speaker 5 (14:44):
She gets to put one in for our guys.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Guy, who's our guy?

Speaker 4 (14:51):
I think you know who's our guy. Who's our guy?
It's time for a Pratt fall. I watched the debates.
Pratt needs to fall. Bro Oh yeah yeah, I turned
on the debates. I thought the I thought it was
the roast. I'll tell you there's no difference anymore.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
His campaign videos are insane. It's just AI shit.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
And you're like, we need to bring uh, you know,
the entertainment business back to LA and then it'll work.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
I agree, agree, I agree, yes, But.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Then it'll just be AI actors in the video of
him being like, we got to bring the entertainment.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Business back to LA.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
It's science. It's an all AI video.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
It actually it is crazy, Like you are right, Everything
is so like nothing is more elevated than the next,
like the governor, like all the shit. It might as
well just be a roast, Like it doesn't matter if
it's politicians or comedians. Everybody is operating at the same
wavelength right now. Nobody feels like smart or elevated on

(15:58):
TV anymore.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
It's kind of a bummer. I think a little bit
because there's no decorum.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
They used to there's no they used to like respect
each other about hey points for decorum.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
And for ex and for extra points spell decorum.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
D E c Oh you are M Todd? All right?

Speaker 3 (16:23):
Is that right?

Speaker 4 (16:24):
Todd?

Speaker 8 (16:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (16:25):
Points Todd Todd e c O r U M.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
I said you are M. I might have sucked it up, Yes.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
You got them. Anyways, man, I don't know. I don't
know a way to tell recording.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
We we're in a bizarre yeah, put the hood back
on it.

Speaker 4 (16:46):
Yeah, we're in a bizarre time.

Speaker 5 (16:48):
But also it's just like when people are smart, they're
told to talk like dumb, like simplify ship.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
Yeah, that's it at them, And so it's like a
lose lose.

Speaker 5 (16:57):
You either have to like talk like an idiot from
the school yard or you're fucked.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
No man, that I venter Pratt. But by the way,
like I mean, he's so dumb sounding charge let's go.
He just is definitely Yes, he's definitely us.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
I know.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
It makes me kind of want to run and go Yeah, no,
me too, you could councilman. Dude, he says he's gonna
do this, I'm gonna do it better. And faster. Yeah,
you do a really good impression.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
You did it the other day.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
I look just as tired as he does. That motherfucker
looks hard and.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
He's just like, no, it's always he's a little out
of breath when he's when he's talking.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Dude, because he's worked up. He's passionate.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
No, Karen Bass, she's an idiot, and I wouldn't be.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
I'd get in there and I'd fix the problems.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
There's homeless people all over the streets just lighting fires
and injecting injecting their eyeballs with Superman.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
Supermth was an eye opener.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
That's a RoboCop. If I were, if I were the mayor,
that wouldn't even happen. Saying you're like, well, how would
it not happen? It wouldn't. I'd fix it.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
She made it happen. But how would you change it.
I'll tell you what. I wouldn't do. What she did.
What she do she didn't do? Yeah, dude.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
And then and then people that are like, finally someone
speaking the truth, and you're like.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
What, that's the wildest part.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Here's when I'll know we've hit the peak.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
During the debates, when Homegirl's talking, Spencer puts the mic
up through his ast and just goes.

Speaker 6 (18:31):
Right, dude, didn't it be like everybody like it would
be gotcha, bitch? You know what's like breathing air in
Los Angeles right now?

Speaker 2 (18:44):
That's funny, though, so he might.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
I know, I would vote off that viral moment. Sometimes
you gotta vote off the viral moment.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
Maybe it is wild and I am I have no
time for this, but it does make me want to
do like a real life comedy sketch going. I would
actually do what he would do too, but different, and
everyone would be like, oh, I get what he's doing.
And Spencer does seem kind of stupid now, like the
fact that nobody goes, what are this dude's qualifications?

Speaker 4 (19:15):
And look, I don't know what he's been up to.
What's he been up to? Sure he refuses to tell us.
I don't know. I guess I just I don't even know.
I know he was on TV, but I just don't
even know if.

Speaker 5 (19:25):
He's had to delegate like any sort of responsibility to
people working for him on any scale.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
I don't know what he's been up to.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
That's my thing.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
He's got a sick airstream. And that's all I know
is that if I had to get one of those,
it'd be an airstream. But they're two hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
I take comfort. I like when like people are smarter
than me. I'm like hyped on when my leaders like
I am like, oh shit.

Speaker 5 (19:49):
Like you.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
Go to the grocery store, it's just anyone.

Speaker 9 (19:54):
The manager at the grocery store a kid that you're like,
hey man, no, no, no, no, but he's like, no,
we're not We're no, we're equals, bro, we're equalis.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
I'm like, you moved that, didn't you, dude. I And
I saw how you kept the labels like kind of
crooked that was.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
It's like you see this, it's called beaver mustard. Okay yo,
come over here. The kid's like, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
You know big Zips is kind of like bzz, Well, yeah,
you asked for peanut butter.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
But he's like, I actually know what you really want.
You're right.

Speaker 5 (20:36):
Nobody likes when a question is asked and a politician goes, well,
I can't say yesterd no, it's complicated, and they get
into like a ten minute diet tribe that covers all
their bases.

Speaker 4 (20:46):
It's a yes or no. It's a yes or no,
and he goes.

Speaker 5 (20:49):
He answered yes or no, which is refreshing to people
who just want a simple answer. Right, But that doesn't
mean his answers.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
Right, yeah, yes, yeah, yeah, you're right, because there are
questions that there are no yes or nos because it's
too complicated.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
It's nuanced. It's nuanced.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
Nuance is great, but I do a decorum spell nuance.
I don't even know where to begin.

Speaker 5 (21:16):
It has to be a decorum to this nuance, and
I don't want to get into the fucking nuance either. Like,
there's a certain there's a certain scale where all of
a sudden, too much nuance.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Yeah, looking at him now, I'm like, how, how dude,
why didn't we also run a three headed monster?

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Can we run as three people?

Speaker 4 (21:36):
Can we run the.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Three of us together, four mayor and we'll call ourselves
the super mayor.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
This is Jury Duty season three.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
It would be fucking tied, dude, three headed mayor?

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Oh ship where one of us lax and skill, the
other also lax and skill.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
My whole thing is like our smart head is drors
in like and he can't tell times let's give it
the old college try.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
You could put all three of us together and we're
as good as Spencer Pratt.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
No, I would say we're probably better than Spencer.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
You go toe to toe with him?

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Yeah yeah, okay, okay, what are we doing here?

Speaker 5 (22:17):
Here's what I'll say. He wrote, He like he remembered,
like memorized like seven facts. I think I'm good for
two or three. Yeah, I can't do numbers.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
It's science.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah, you are really bad at memorization, which is your
main job. So you might have to work on that improv.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
Like is every is every debate this year?

Speaker 3 (22:38):
This lit or is all the like people like trying
to become mayors in every county?

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Like fucking this cool?

Speaker 4 (22:45):
No?

Speaker 2 (22:45):
No, no, this la this cool? Uh like la this
one is rock and roll extra nuts, right, but like
is it?

Speaker 5 (22:55):
I mean, dude, the New York one had a there's
the memory Guardian Angel dude? Oh who I actually thought
made some sense?

Speaker 4 (23:05):
Which what was like?

Speaker 5 (23:06):
This guy, this guy kind of is fed up and
he gets it in a way that's even like he
makes Spencer Pratt like Spencer Pratt makes him seem like
a genius, right, That's what's wild. So the other guys
like been around, lived, started guardians angels.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
That's kind of sick, and Guardian's angels remind me. They
were like the guys with the red jackets in the
subway for the berets.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
No, they wore like red berets and like the tops
and shit, they looked like it basically looked like the
Warriors movie.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Yes, if you.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Have any trouble in the subway system in the eighties
when it was really dangerous, we'll do, we'll do.

Speaker 5 (23:43):
They were essentially like vigilantes who were like, yes, we
walk around and if people are fucking around and like hassling,
you will fucking step to him.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Yeah, we'll fuck you up. Curtis Sleewah, it was Joja.
It was Jojo sleewaws Jojo. Yeah, that's right, that's right,
that's right. No, she's cool, dude, No she isn't.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
But like that dude had lived in life, had done
a thing, she's the worst, loved it.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Well, that's dope.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
Also, I don't know, I don't know if he should
be the mayor. You know, I just want some where's
where's our just smart old guys or women?

Speaker 5 (24:19):
Well, dude, this is what's so fascinating to me is
that we ship on the guy who makes all the
malls so hard because we're like.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
Fuck that guy, what do we want fountains everywhere?

Speaker 5 (24:27):
I'm like, fountains have been in LA long before his malla.
But now that guy seems kind of good.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
This is what seems.

Speaker 5 (24:35):
We push away people who are like kind of not
our favorite, and then we end up with absolute fucking knuckleheads.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
And then we go, where's the mall guy? And the
mall guy's like, you think I'm gonna fucking do this again?

Speaker 2 (24:47):
He's like, I'm not, I'm not right.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (24:49):
I made a Dave and Busters in fucking Torrents?

Speaker 4 (24:52):
That is?

Speaker 5 (24:53):
That is what he said.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
Yeah, it's wild, dude.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Spencer Pratt also had a video where he's like I'm
talking to engineers. I'm talking to like the smartest engineer
and he has a crew of like fifteen other engineers
and they left LA because it's too hard to build here.
I'm gonna get rid of all those restrictions, by the why.
While he's doing this interview, there's an AI video plane

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and it's of a futuristic city of La, of like
buildings that maybe can't even be built because they're fucking
from the future. He's like, and we're gonna do like
really cool stuff that you won't see.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
Anywhere else, and you'll be like it's just strec It'll.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Be like people will come here and be like, this
is the most beautiful city in the world because of
our cool architecture.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
And then in the comments, it's like, way to go, yes,
make our city beautiful again.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
And I'm like, it's wild. It's sciences today. I video
the dumb fuck.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
It's like all my parents, who it's you know, it's
like my dad will watch it, all my parents.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
It's it's my all of our parents, right, they watched
these videos and they can't tell it's a I and
my dad will watch like fishing videos and it's just
like a guy catching a megaladon and my dad's.

Speaker 4 (26:09):
Like, Jesus Christ, look at this.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
I'm like, yeah, Dad, that's not real.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
Obviously.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
Well, this is where it gets dangerous because like now,
like my stepdad's kind of getting getting hip to it.
So he's like now when he watches videos, he's like
that one was AI and I'm like, I, actually, I
don't think that one was AI.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
They're trying to get out of it.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
I think that one was real, dude, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
It was real.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
I think I think that was a true life thing
happened in there. Well, what's crazy is is my mom
can't tell.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
It'll be like the kind of AI where they're like
their mouths never really shut, you know, and you could
you could just tell, and they're talking and my mom
is like, I'm like, Jesus is so AI.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
And my mom was like, how can you tell? And
I'm like, cause their mouth doesn't.

Speaker 5 (26:56):
Shut properly because they have eight hundred teeth because into
the camera like this, No, it's getting it's getting harder,
and it's only going to get harder.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
It is, and I'm only gonna get harder.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Because when you get the Ai AI porno, No, it's
the future is going to be.

Speaker 5 (27:17):
If there is the future is nar, it will be
so gnar it will be so. I just don't understand
why people want this so bad?

Speaker 4 (27:26):
What AI?

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Yeah, No one wants people building AI want AI. The
rest of us are going everyone wants it. People are
all using it because now.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
That it's here, if you don't, yeah, exactly, if you
don't want it, why do we use it, but that
is this, that's what happens nowadays.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
It's like we we all are like I don't like it,
but then like people still use.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
It, buying it. We're buying into it.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Like you have to say I don't like it, I'm
not gonna use it.

Speaker 5 (27:52):
And then the theory is, well, if you're not using it,
you're gonna get left behind because everyone else is going
to use it and get whatever work you're doing done
in ten minutes instead of ten hours. And so it's
it's it reminds me of the pandemic. It reminds me
of booster sorry not boosters, but the vaccines where it's
like the idea of a vaccine is that everyone has

(28:14):
to do it, and some people are like, I don't
want to do it. The idea for combating AI is
for no one to do it, but everyone's like.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
Well I want to do it.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
I'm gonna I'm gonna got to do it.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
It's like a reverse vaccine.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Yeah, the one the ones that I like it.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
You like, ask a simple ask a question and it
can it can really answer you like a human would
answer in a way that uh, Google somethings.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Because really have to get into weeds, and that's not
exactly what I wanted. It gathers all the data at once,
that to me is helpful.

Speaker 8 (28:47):
What I don't like Googling, You mean using it like
a Google a sort of but in advance, but it
would really break it down for you in the way
that that it's like you're talking to a person as
opposed to asking Google.

Speaker 4 (28:59):
I don't want it talk to me like a person.
I think that's fucking dumb.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
Yeah, Like what about like research and finding is important,
like you have to great question, Blake.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
What I don't like is is the video component. I'm like,
who asked for this?

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Like a bunch of like fake video oh slop stuff.
Yeah yeah, but that's like but now it's getting like
really really good.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
Yah.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (29:21):
But that's the most fun thing for anybody anywhere, especially
if you're like you're ten years old, you're like fucking
slop slop, just making slop. Sure, Like imagine the fucked
up thing for me is that we're basically we're letting
these search engines just farm all the intelligence that humans
came up with, and no one's getting like paid on.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
That back end, right, Yeah, No, they're not like if
you have a farm.

Speaker 5 (29:46):
And someone's like, hey, we need corn. You go, great,
I'm gonna work and you're gonna buy my corn. And
then people are gonna eat. People are just eating your corn,
and you're like, well I don't understand. They're like people
are eating over here, and I go, well, yeah, but
like it's my corn, not an anymore.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Gotcha bitch? That's is so like, how does that work?
My sister works for.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
A giant tech company and she's training the little robot dogs.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
She's training AI to take her job.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Like every day she's like feeding the AI information to
take her job.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
This is what I would do, and it goes cool. Great,
She's like.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
It's any day now, I'm gonna be let go because
AI is just gonna be like okay, thanks, Brittany, We've
got it.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
And you're like but even then my mind goes to, okay,
are they fucking cashing her out? Because she's she's the
prototype type, Like she is the brain that they they
drew from.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
Like no, no, not at all. Exactly why they're not cashing.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
I know nobody is, so why are we like letting
go of all of this just to the robots for
no anything?

Speaker 4 (31:00):
Because it helps me schedule, it helps me whatever.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Like someone is getting cashed, someone is you know, yeah,
it's the fucking it's terrible.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
I don't know, man, and like throw the hood up.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
I wish I had a hood, dude, we should have
hooded up though.

Speaker 5 (31:14):
They keep talking about I'm saying, dude, bro are going
They are saying, like you're gonna be able to travel
and like you could just paint all day.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
But people need ship to do.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
People need. People need to feel in demand.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Like that is what plants. That is what Zuckerberg said.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
He was like, well this will this will you People
won't need jobs that they'll they'll be able to have
all their time to spend how they want to.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
And you're like, no, no, no, no, people need.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
People need to pay for ship, dude.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
People have mortgages and their kids need to eat and right,
that's the part of the equation.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
And also if you.

Speaker 8 (31:50):
Don't have a job, I know, in theory alcohol running, Yeah,
in theory, not having a job is great.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
But not having a job means you're going to dream
big six.

Speaker 5 (32:01):
You either turn into an alcoholic or you get absolutely shredded.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Now I'm feeling a little targeted.

Speaker 5 (32:07):
It's pandemic where you just are like, got nothing to do,
What am I gonna do? And then you turn into something.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
No, wait, the pandemic was sick.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
The pandemic was sick, I know. But the pandemic with
a lot of people were sick. They died, I know,
people died.

Speaker 5 (32:21):
It lasted a year in change, right, this is for
the rest of and that's just the short end.

Speaker 4 (32:28):
The short end.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
I did so many puzzles.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
Sooner or later.

Speaker 5 (32:32):
The robots, the AI is gonna build robots. They're going
this is Terminator too. I watched it with my kid.
It's happening.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
The AI is building robots, and then the robots are
going to fuck us, and we're.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
Gonna let it. No, no, they're gonna have that out there.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
No, we're not gonna let them. We're gonna give it
the old college try.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
And then they're gonna slit our throats.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
Everything is building towards we are gonna go to two
war with robots and everybody's gonna be stoked, and we're
all gonna band together and be like humans.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Hell yeah, dude, finally we're all friends again.

Speaker 5 (33:05):
And the robots were fighting an enemy that doesn't have
to yea, the robots.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
Are gonna fucking annihilate us, dude, Dude in ways, in
ways we thought in the back of our mind that
they extracted, and they're like, oh, I know, I would
really hear if we just like peel their buttholes off
like stickers, and they're gonna do that to us, It's
gonna be.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
Bad, dude. See.

Speaker 5 (33:26):
But the fact that you just said that, Blake, the
fact that you just said that into a podcast, this
can now be mine, and now it's part of their
greater brain trust brain trusts science.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
They're gonna have us lined up and they're gonna just
start peeling our butt holds off.

Speaker 5 (33:43):
Like Scratch, you will be Anderson Scratch and snid Bro,
you will be Anderson.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
Well, I was like okay, So I was like, I
forget how I got down that road. But like Vlad
the and Paler right, he would like.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
Cut off the guy who interviews rappers. No no, no, no,
no no no, like really old.

Speaker 10 (34:01):
School La Payler, who was I don't quiet, I don't
fully know you should they put people's eyes on the walls, yes,
But he would basically like cut off the whole army's head,
like of his opponents and then like put them on steaks.

Speaker 4 (34:18):
So when like Vladimir Guerrero, no, that's he's.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
An expo, he's a baseball player.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
Professional. No, no, no, not him.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
He was the guy that was Dracula was based off Yeah,
and he would basically like wipe out opposing armies and
then just cut their heads off and put all their
like or not even cut their heads off, he just
put the steak like through their.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Butthole, through their mouth. So when you entered a town,
it was just like, my god, what am I going into?
That's what robots are going to do to us. But
peeling off her buttles.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
This is what happens when we let you talk.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
But in the meantime, like Ai Porno, it seems like
it's gonna.

Speaker 5 (35:04):
Be cool in the meantime, but like, I'm not going
to click on it until it's available. Like they try
and make you sign up for a whole website and
make it a whole lifestyle.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
Hey, guess what, it's not a life. It's not going
to be my lifestyle yet, it's not a lifestyle.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
It's not going to Yes, it cannot be your lifestyle.

Speaker 5 (35:24):
When they try and make it a lifestyle I'm like, God,
this is a pastime, this is a hobby, this is
a and the ship's talking, this is a well I'll
take a peek. Well, I got twenty minutes to kill.
Let me take a peek here if the video was
already available. But what they want you to do is like,
build your own super souer.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
You build it. I don't want to.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
Get in the weeds due this is like when I
go on a subway.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
I'm making and this may be the ships talking, but
I'm not trying to do that.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
Man. And how about AI. You know what I like?
You know what I've clicked on. So just build, make
an amalgam.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Build it, Build it and I will come, build it
and I will come and don't and do not give
it a dick.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
Do not give it a dick.

Speaker 5 (36:10):
I don't understand why all the AI porn everything has
a dick.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
Everybody's coming, agreed. Yeah, I want to see one.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
I gotta see you.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
We'll see see you, preferably with peg grony. See you're
laughing two hard see Sorry, sorry, sorry, it's sorry. I'm back.
It's the SIPs talking.

Speaker 5 (36:31):
See.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
They must the algorithm must know something that we don't know,
that's why they all have dicks.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
The algorithm knows, no, no, no, But they're fishing.

Speaker 4 (36:38):
They're fishing, they're fishing.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
I don't know. You gotta have a worm to fish.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
And I click on something because I go, whoa, that
demon and that elf look like they're getting it on all. No,
the elf has a humongous bandycock to right, and they
don't show and they don't show that in the thumbnail.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
Mm so here, I think Todd just threw something in
the chat.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
A twenty one year old Texas student builds an AI
only fans model using only four hundred dollars MacBook earns
forty three thousand dollars a month.

Speaker 5 (37:05):
And by the way, this is this is the thing
that happens, and everyone goes, this is amazing. It's gonna
be amazing for ten years, and then everything is gonna
be mad max in a bad way.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, Like right now we are
like bearing the fruits of that. But it will it
will sour.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
We're bearing ld We're being lured.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
You would click it, well, this is just this, This dude,
this twenty one year old dude in his college dorm room.
I'm a dude, and and he's bent over like looking
like this, and then AI turns him into a very
sexy chick in her underwear.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
Are you clicking on these lines?

Speaker 2 (37:42):
I'm always dude.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
I click on every which one? The fourth line?

Speaker 10 (37:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Which one was that?

Speaker 4 (37:46):
Which one was the guy bent to the bottom one?

Speaker 2 (37:49):
The AI generated person only fans your choices reject?

Speaker 5 (37:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (37:54):
Why are every time I click these? It's like warning,
morning warning.

Speaker 5 (37:59):
So now this guy when he moves the body of
this woman is there, like, that's what you see if
you're oh.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
That's you see, it's him, But AI turns it turns
him into her. So he could just be like, yes, yes,
I actually saw something. Yeah, what are you so you
could be jerking off to this woman, this sexy woman.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Yes, it's just a dude in his living room.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
It's AOL all over again.

Speaker 8 (38:28):
I'm a dude.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Yeah, I saw something.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
There was a I think it was a lady who
was putting on it's basically a filter.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
It's like a live filter. Yeah, and she was like
this really hot chick.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
But then like something happened where it glitched and it
revealed who was really behind it, and then like.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
She lost all of her followers, but.

Speaker 5 (38:49):
Not all of them, not all of them, not all
of them. Some of them are like, there's one guy
who goes, I knew it.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Hell yeah, dude, perfect, hell yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
Can't reach the mouse, can't reach the track pad.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
It's it's gonna get weird. It's only gonna get weirder, dude.
We might as well build little avatars.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
No, that's too much, it's too much. Be a lifestyle, be.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
A cool frog man or something, and just go like,
why not?

Speaker 4 (39:24):
Why not? Why? Why?

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Why is it even cool?

Speaker 5 (39:27):
He means like, you make an avatar for yourself so
you can walk around the virtual land as a frog guy.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
The fact that you didn't. If you were richer, Blake
would have bought a bunch of n fts. If Blake
was richer, he would I didn't. I got like a
bored a No.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
That never appealed to me, that it seemed silly.

Speaker 5 (39:46):
N fts are Actually The interesting thing that I do
think was cool about n fts is that if you
were an artist and you made a piece of art,
every time it sold you got paid, as opposed to
you selling it for let's say fifty thousand dollars because
you're successful, and then five years later, as you get
more successful, somebody sells it for two hundred and fifty.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
You don't get any of that money, you know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
But what but what if that ever made any noise
beyond the apes? Like I never knew anything base.

Speaker 4 (40:15):
That's a question was there would they make noise? What
do you think, Adam?

Speaker 1 (40:18):
As far as the noise NFT guys the people guy
that I met, I met in Charleston. We went to
his like uh headquarters computer and the people he sold
his he sold his NFT the one it was the
one that went for like sixty seven million dollars or

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eighty seven or something that was insured, and then six
months later it's worth like two hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Yeah right, it's worth nothing.

Speaker 4 (40:47):
But here's my question.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
Imagine being the guy that paid the sixty seven million
because they're like, this is the future.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
Look look up? How much people actually a solder? Adam?
What do you think?

Speaker 5 (40:58):
Don't you think smart people would go, Hey, I'm creating
this whole new world of art.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
Let's get in on it.

Speaker 5 (41:05):
You've got sixty seven million dollars, buy my art for
sixty seven million dollars.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
I'll give it right back to you.

Speaker 5 (41:11):
But we've created the idea that this stuff is actually
selling that much, and people go, I want to be
they bought sixty seven million, I got five million.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
Let me get into this, and now you've just made
five million dollars.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Yeah, that's probably I don't think that's what happened. But
some dude lost a lot of mine.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
I'm just saying, isn't that how art works?

Speaker 2 (41:32):
That's insider trading, dude, Yeah, but that's art.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
He sold it for sixty nine point three million at
Christie's in March twenty and twenty one. Yeah, and then
also sold another one for nearly twenty nine million, and.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Then that's it. I talked with the guy.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
He was like, yeah, it's essentially dead now, but I
was able to get mine, and so I'm just there
at the right time.

Speaker 4 (41:55):
And I'm like, what's he doing now? I know I
would be doing absolutely nothing.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
He owns like an artist compound in Charleston, and uh yeah,
and then I think just throws parties there and stuff.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
I'm like, oh, so he like it's actually down for
the arts, but he's really just raging. He's just kind
of party.

Speaker 4 (42:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
No, he's he's down for the arts.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
He does all kinds of weird shit.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
I just didn't even Yeah, I don't know. I didn't
tap into that.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
He like makes those masks that look exactly like people,
So you're just like, oh, those are pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
We're at the park at this party and just all
of a sudden, like Jeff Bezos is there, like fucking
Jeff Bezos this year.

Speaker 4 (42:33):
Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
And then but why is his head like a little
extra big?

Speaker 4 (42:36):
Why is he on a bikini?

Speaker 5 (42:37):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (42:38):
It was it was really off putting. Those are actually cool.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
I like that. You want to be a frog, just
get one of those masks and walk around.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
But yeah, how much do you think those masks costs?
They're probably, like I think you can afford it, yeah,
brand on Netflix. You think they're five grand?

Speaker 2 (42:55):
No, no, I bet they're more than that.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
Fifteen Really you don't think like fifteen hundred bucks? No
for a really really really good one.

Speaker 5 (43:03):
Well you just said really really really three times, like
a really really good every Yeah, I think you're right,
the really really really good ones.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
No I'm talking much.

Speaker 4 (43:11):
I'm talking about just the good ones. No, I want
really really really good.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Well, you don't one that looks like a like a
Halloween costume.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
No, no, I wanted to look amazing, like Blake is
gonna go in blackface as Whoopy Goldberg.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
He wants to look exactly like Did I ever say that?

Speaker 5 (43:30):
No?

Speaker 2 (43:30):
I know, I know that's the vibe that you're giving.
I said, frog, I want to be a frog.

Speaker 5 (43:35):
I'm seeing a Trump mask here for twelve hundred Okay, okay, realistic.

Speaker 4 (43:41):
I typed in realistic Trump mask pizza pizza.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
I feel like I went to like designer con in
Pasadena and they had some pretty good masks and it
wasn't that much. But I feel like even then, it's
starting to it's getting realer.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Every Yeah, well, if you want to be just like
a random guy, you could. It seems like just for
a couple hundred bucks, you could look really really really scary,
weird and scary, which is scary.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
Okay, so wait, I'm getting confused.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
Maybe that's what we do for the next podcast.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
I think that's all great. It's a great idea.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Heads, let's just look completely different.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
But the mouth moves. The mouth moves, that's it's all
about the mouth move. For us, It's all about our mouth.

Speaker 5 (44:27):
It's this one's six hundred bucks. I guess I'm like,
if they're ten thousand dollars, I don't know who's buying.

Speaker 4 (44:32):
Well, see that I want that one? People who people?

Speaker 2 (44:36):
Yes, people is doing it.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
Yeah, I guess you're right. Pets aren't really a shopping
like they used to.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
I want the ten grand one because it's gonna it's
gonna last.

Speaker 4 (44:45):
Right, Okay, you.

Speaker 5 (44:47):
Get hey, do you know it'd be really funny you
get the ten grand one. I'll get one that's about
ten dollars freak Sea that's.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
From Party City Party.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
Well.

Speaker 5 (44:56):
Yeah, I remember finding out how much like real good
wigs were and when I got into the business the
industry and shocked.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
Yeah, they can go for thousands and thousands of dollars.
I wouldn't know. I don't have a wig forty dollars
for like, yeah, for.

Speaker 5 (45:11):
Like a legit movie star, for like if fucking Meryl
Streep has like the Devil burst Prada, that's gotta be
a wig and it's a centerpiece of the movie.

Speaker 4 (45:23):
Right, that's a forty thousand dollars wig maybe more.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
That's that's right.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Well, because this is anytime that there's like a wig
and it doesn't look. Anytime there's a wig and it
doesn't look good, then the movie tanks.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
It's important, you know. Then people are like, well, fuck
this the wig?

Speaker 4 (45:41):
What what movie you're coming to? Mind?

Speaker 5 (45:44):
True, there's a Mark Wahlberg one where we had long hair,
and I remember seeing the billboard and.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
Be like, nah, I'm good. Ain't I'm good? What like
Dan Brown?

Speaker 5 (45:53):
Fucking those Tom Hanks movies. I think they did well,
but I was like, Nah, not gonna see it.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
It's a bad wig. I ain't watching that. Nah, you
get you get your wig?

Speaker 4 (46:04):
Right?

Speaker 2 (46:04):
Garls better come correct with that wig. Meryl Streep, how
much did you pay for that wig?

Speaker 4 (46:09):
Damn?

Speaker 2 (46:10):
We know we're talking Devil Waters product too.

Speaker 4 (46:13):
Let's see what Gemini says. Wait, no, we can't use it.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
You've refused to look.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
I will say I did ask Gemini Blake during the
Troubadour show. He sent us a photo of these leather
pants and was like, shout, buy these leather pants. And
then the next day he goes to buy the leather pants.
Apparently they weren't good enough leather pants.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
No, they weren't tight.

Speaker 4 (46:33):
I know.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
He just wanted me and Isaac to go pay for him,
but I know not the case you saw.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
I sent photos of me wearing them. They were very baggy,
they were not cool.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
And then I go, okay, I guess I'll take care
of it, even though Blake was the one that said.

Speaker 4 (46:49):
He was going to take care of it.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
Wow, Adam, Adam has shouldered something that's cool. I got
into my phone. Adam was fueled by rage. You get
the drums, I'll.

Speaker 4 (46:59):
Do it into my phone.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
I asked Gemini and it was pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
I go, hey, Gemini, what's the closest rock and roll
style pants?

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Fake leather pants near me?

Speaker 4 (47:11):
And you're looking ripped today? Adam one point.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
One point two miles away called rock Town and they
had all the If you're ever in Hollywood, rock Town
has all the rock and roll stuff, send me a
picture of.

Speaker 4 (47:28):
You and those pants.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Did you guys keep the leather pants? I believe Isaac
kept all of my clothes for Dalton to wear Halloween.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
Damn perfect.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Do you guys didn't take the leather pants home? I forgot.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
I feel like you could rock those, you know I did.
I didn't keep mine, but I definitely kept the fish.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
I will say, Oh, I don't think we talked about
I truly almost passed out when we stood up to.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
When we were fighting and we're about to break.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Out in songs un breakout and song. We stood up
and all of a sudden, the room goes and I
almost fucking passed.

Speaker 4 (48:06):
Out because the clothes were so tight pants I think
that vest.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
The pants weren't really that tight, but the vest itself
was denim and it was really tight, like through my midsection.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
I think when I stood up, something something.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
Shifted and like you really really thought you were about
to like drop and hit your head. You didn't have
any mention of it. I didn't see like that look
in your eye or anything.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Well afterwards, I told you we talked about I know,
but like I would think, I would clock it as
like your fellow thesby well, because I was trying to
I was trying to gather myself because I knew that
Will Forte was about to grab that guitar and and
if he were to grab a guitar, I.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
Would have to be the first one to sing.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
How cool would it have been if if we had
like a real medical emergency and Will had to be
there for it, and it was like we ever like
guessing at hims just like twitching, Like.

Speaker 5 (49:03):
I do, feel like he would have just kept playing
and been like this is part of it, right, that's
part by the way. You're supposed to like go up
on like a perch on the stage. And if you
got up there and just fainted into the crowd.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
Nose dive, oh, you would have killed somebody.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
That would have been a catastrophe. Well that's why I
didn't jump up there right away. If you notice I
stood on stage.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
For a second.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
I did I go go to your perch.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
I watch it.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Yeah, I stood there like just like.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
I got to watch it, yeah for a second, and
then all of a sudden, Forte starts.

Speaker 4 (49:39):
You're like, and I'm like to get to my buch.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
It's just in slow mode, dude. Well you pulled it off, man.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
That's why you're a rain sleat or smell a legend
may be you really I remember doing like a one
act where like I had to like pretend to be
dead on a live stage show. But I was like,
I can't no lines, but I had to like sit
with my neck crank like that. But it was like
cutting off blood circulation and I could start to feel

(50:13):
like my whole body tingling, like I was going to
truly pass out. So so you're like you're dead, but
you're dead, but you're like kind of like slowly Like
I'm like, if I like really slowly, I have to, dude,

(50:33):
like I'm truly going to pass out and actually be dead.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
So you're like kind of like making your I didn't
pass out, but I was damn closed.

Speaker 5 (50:43):
You just reminded me that, God, this is crazy. This
is when I was like, I don't know ten, maybe eleven.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
I was in some play for like the.

Speaker 5 (50:53):
Westing Game was like a book and so they were like,
read the book this week or whatever.

Speaker 4 (50:59):
I didn't read the book. Can't.

Speaker 5 (51:01):
And so then we get to like can we get
to the casting and they're like, so, who wants to
play who? And they're like, hundreds, we think you should
play this guy. And this girl goes, oh, yeah, you'd
be really good at that, and I was like, fucking
I guess she gets she fucking gets it. And then
it's like a dude in a wheelchairs like down syndrome
and doesn't talk or something, and so I'm in this

(51:23):
play and I'm like this and it's not supposed to
be funny, but you know you put a little was up.
I got cast I go that fucking bitch said.

Speaker 4 (51:41):
What she let me think?

Speaker 3 (51:43):
I was like something, bro, she gifted you though you
could have been that was like your Oscar moment.

Speaker 7 (51:50):
Dude, if you would have took it seriously, come on,
good point, could would have showed it. Hey, thanks, dude.
I like to see how you live.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
I wish we knew each other. Let's run for mayor so.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
In the book in the book Christo's Chris uh huh
is a fifteen year old boy who uses a wheelchair
due to a degenerative muscle disease.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
So, oh, yeah, he didn't have down syndrome.

Speaker 4 (52:15):
Can I tell you something.

Speaker 5 (52:16):
It's just the way, just the way you played it.
This was thirty something years ago. I just remember he
was like he like couldn't talk and was in a
fucking wheelchair And was this like the lead or No,
it's like a ensemble.

Speaker 4 (52:31):
You're fucking disaster, my guy. Don't even remember what the
book was about.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
Yeah, I don't know, Christos. I don't think. I don't
think we read that.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
We did not read that over here.

Speaker 5 (52:41):
No, I've never heard of that book. What is the
Western Game, the Westing Game. They need to start burning
some of these books. This should have been banned, I'll
tell you that, dude.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
I like, this is the kind of shit I'm into, though, Like,
I bet, I bet this book is good. Uh yeah,
I bet this book is fucking good.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
Well, what book?

Speaker 2 (52:57):
The Western Game? Why do you say that just because
if you're reading it in school? See, this is what
I'm saying, Blake, You got to say more words.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
Okay, because like I remember, like there was a time
when I like went on instant stories and I'm like,
because I found this book in a used bookstore where
I'm like, this was the first like novel I read
outside of school, and I posted it and people, uh
it was called the Legend of the Blue Lights or something.

(53:25):
But then everybody started to post the first books they
ever read, and a lot of people said it was
this book called The Giver, and I read it, and
that book was actually fucking cool, dude.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
It was like an easy read, went right through it.
But it was like giving No, it's called The Giver.

Speaker 4 (53:43):
Super is pictures and shit, right, Yeah I believe you.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Okay, No, you said you posted about it a couple
of weeks ago yeah, it was called The Giver.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
The Giver, Yeah, I think I think you're right.

Speaker 4 (53:54):
I do love someone who reads books. Listening to us
go books couldn't actually be kind of sick, dude. They're sick.
Of course they are, I know.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
And you're like, it was actually a quick read because
well it's a book for children, middle schoolers.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Well but it would know, but it wasn't.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
It's not like it's not like you know, it's not
like the stories you read at bed in bed at night.
That's not fucking busy world.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Well yeah, it's not for like elementary school kids, but
for middle school age kids that can.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
Read it was it was kind of mind blowing, dude.

Speaker 4 (54:28):
The Giver has big concept. If it's not a Caldacatta wards,
it was a chapter book, so yeah, yes, but it
was good.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
It was fucking good man, And it like ended, it
had like the ending like kind of makes you think,
and I'm like, what are more books like this that.

Speaker 7 (54:44):
Are this is?

Speaker 4 (54:45):
This is exactly what it's like. Keep going. Any reader
out there.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
Is like, dude, you have to run for mayor.

Speaker 4 (54:50):
Uh, I could maybe win these.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
I thought the Western Game is pretty good. I've got
a feeling it might be pretty good.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
It's not Hatchet by Gary Poulsen. I'll say that it's definitely.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
Not, which is another one that was mentioned quite a bit.
The Hatchet, of course, is a goaded book.

Speaker 5 (55:09):
You guys ever read White Thing, Real White Fang, The
No No, No White Fang, White White Thing.

Speaker 4 (55:18):
That was at your school? Who wrote that? I'm still
you're so dumb. Damn white White Bang that was my
nickname is White.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
Owner's Home has released in a new young adult novel
called White Fang.

Speaker 5 (55:36):
I'm gonna have a I rewrite White Fang and I'm
just gonna go whatever you think white fang ist, go.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
Plug and play.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
Okay, maybe AI isn't said bad and I am voting
for Spencer Pratt.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Why once in a while AI will deliver something pretty
funny and no, it knows what it's doing. It's a
good time. Any take backs, any apologies, any fixed slams.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
And I'm sorry what we said about Spencer Pratt. That's
just not okay, dude, we can't do that.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
Yeah, why can't we? This was actually very politically charged,
poly charged.

Speaker 4 (56:10):
You know what's funny?

Speaker 5 (56:11):
It made me think when when Chappelle, when when Trump
won maybe the first time and Chappelle won on SNAL
and he was like, you know, I didn't vote for
this guy.

Speaker 4 (56:18):
But I wish him the best. That did not work
out well. Depending on Hey, depending on where how you lean,
you know.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
Do you have political perinne?

Speaker 4 (56:32):
What is the penis disease? Political? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (56:37):
Which way do you lean?

Speaker 5 (56:38):
But the part of me wants to say, like, I mean, hell,
give him a shot is like no, stop, there's no.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
Not give that guy.

Speaker 5 (56:45):
He's just gonna be like can I go on ride
alongs and shoot people? Like you think I'm joking, but
I promise you. Trump's been like if I could get
into one of those tanks, I'd do it. And I
fucking blew up a school myself.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
This is where I think it really like sponsored him
is like as we talk about him, like what's ups?
Is like, I bet if we collectively were like, yo,
Spencer Pratt, what's up? Like if you get in power?
I bet we could do a lot of fun stuff together, right,
And he'd be like, fuck, yeah, I'm bringing you with me.

Speaker 4 (57:14):
I promise you. He'd be like, you guys are fucking nerds.
Everybody's coming, I promise you. I bet I bet.

Speaker 5 (57:22):
I bet he was like an evil reality high school
reality show, a high school guy.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
Yeah, and he was like a super rich He wouldn't
fuck with us, Yeah, I get. I don't know anything
about him, to be honest, and he seems like he
wouldn't fuck with us.

Speaker 4 (57:37):
Yeah, I bet he.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Everybody's coming, everybody's coming, all right, Well, I'd have nothing
to take back. I have nothing to take back for.

Speaker 4 (57:46):
This, Blake. You're the only one who gets to vote, then,
so who are you voting for? I don't know yet.
As soon as Blake says he's going to vote for,
then we hang up.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
And that was another episode. I don't know yet, I
don't know. I got you undecided, he has it, he
doesn't know.

Speaker 4 (58:02):
The other two decided and I do, I do, I do?

Speaker 2 (58:06):
And I refute Ninthia and Karen.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
Yes, I know, I know the big bass you pulling
some bass, big mouth backs, big mouth bass.

Speaker 4 (58:14):
That's pretty funny. How how has he not called her that?
The gift?

Speaker 5 (58:18):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (58:18):
And also don't forget John logs in.

Speaker 4 (58:21):
Oh is that the guy who recorded the show?

Speaker 3 (58:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (58:24):
Who helped us at the Troubadour show.

Speaker 4 (58:27):
He's running? Yes, hold on the Q code if you haven't.
Right there, I don't.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
He's running.

Speaker 4 (58:33):
Yeah, we gotta vote for him. You could just run.
You could just run for mayor. Let's explain this.

Speaker 5 (58:37):
We did our show at the Troubadour, and immediately after
the guy who like set it up to be filmed,
who works in the film business and was part of
the festival, was like, by the way, I'm running from Mayor.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
Uh, I have to.

Speaker 5 (58:51):
I don't know what's happening, but somebody needs to do something.
And he gave us, like his brochure in the little
business car with the QR code lost.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
It immediately, but yeah, Todd Todd just put it in
the chat. So that's right, dude. But I'm voting for.

Speaker 4 (59:03):
He's got my vote. Even though I can't live outside
of La.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
Logs Down, I'm voting for logs don live outside, so
you can't vote.

Speaker 5 (59:11):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (59:12):
Is that right? Cash me outside? I live outside? How
about that? I live outside? All right? That was another episode,
same port