Ep 302: Why Is The Ozone Layer Such A Bitch

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what is most obviously,
very crucially important today.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
On This is Important, every breath you take is a fart, so.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
That poop and jizz on literally everything we encounter. Now
release the Twins, let's go in it. We were really

(00:41):
going through it there. At the beginning of the.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Podcast, durs I saw a video of him not too
long ago, and it just the video just came out
and it was a funny clip, and I was excited
to watch it, and people were posting on it, and
it seemed like, I'm like, is this going viral?

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Shit? We have up to eleven comments, is this going viral?

Speaker 4 (01:04):
And then it was me talking with my big fat
dumb head, and then Blake was looking great things, saying
funny stuff, and then it went to my Irish friend,
my very Irish friend anders home with the reddest hair.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Where did Adam Devine go, this is Irish.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
You've been working on it, dude, accents getting better. I
mean the reddish hair and a red mustach.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
The whole thing was very red. His face was off color.
He was wearing a green jacket, so that might.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Have that was looking at pop a little bit of
the look of the Irish love a good popping ass
green bab.

Speaker 5 (01:46):
So if you're wondering why DRS kind of looks off lately.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Big announcement, I'm dying, the life is leaving your face.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
That would be so I would do. For one would
be said, I'd be sad.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
I've got diff dick disease.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
For one, I would be said, so we're gonna get
his camera.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
We finally we put our foot down and we were like,
we gotta get it this boy new camera because he's
top three most handsome dude in our crew, and I
think the world knows that.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
And that joke's funnier the second time. He is pretty hot.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
You know this is it reminds me of a director
I will not name brought me into Garantina additional dialogue
recording on a movie and brought me in to like
do these things where you say the line if like
the sound didn't work, you were bad at acting on
that take that they like, we're bad at acting, like terrible.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Yes, you have to do a lot of that hid.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
You know what's weird is it's like almost constantly like
they're like just redo all the whole thing one time
they recast me.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Yeah, do we have a take where it's the back
of Dursey's head and he can just say everything, yeah,
while he's turned away. That's where I also shine. Yeah,
that's like Madam webb All the dialogue is just the
back of actors heads because they Madam Webber re rewriting
the movie.

Speaker 6 (03:09):
Okay, so anyways, well so I get there, Hey, good
to see you, Good to see you.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Can I see you outside real quick? Something that just
never happens on an ad R. So I'm like, ye,
that's here. We go like we're about to throw down outside.
All the things in an ADR happens inside.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Huh, the whole.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Thing very inside, very quiet inside, very inside, no windows insulated.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
And this director like looks, says stand over here, I
go what was happening, looks at my hair and goes, god,
it is red? And I was like my hair and
this director goes, yeah, no, I just didn't realize it
was red when I cast you.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
And I was like, darn it.

Speaker 7 (03:52):
Oh, now, what kind of legal ramifications?

Speaker 2 (03:55):
What kind of legal grounds do I have as far
as someone calling out.

Speaker 7 (03:59):
The color of my hair? A?

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yeah, it doesn't feel doesn't feel like it's a legal move.

Speaker 7 (04:05):
There's not like a hair lawyer in this day and age.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
I feel like they should be able to fire you
for having red hair.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
I think absolutely, absolutely the most viable offenses. Yeah, red hair,
get that ship off my screen. And again I don't disagree,
But it's the language. It's it's the taking me aside.
It's holding me in the light of the sun, shaking
you and hurt your feelings. Durs does not like to
be in the light of the sun.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
No, I can't. As you can tell by this camera.
Super fair almost.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
I will say, right now, this camera it's helping you out.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
It looks pretty good. It's this is the best it's looked.
I feel, in many moods might say everyone is everyone
is glitchy. For me, I'm not sure what's going on.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
Your internet speed we've discussed, we did a we did
a speed test and yours is like a third of ours.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
You were mentioning that you're using DSL or something, right,
and that's not a joke from high school? Right? Are
you using ds I don't have fiber optic in my area.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
We're gonna scroll my address across the bottom and we're
saying Verizon at and T, let's get some fiber optics
if you can you see that address right there, I'm
like in the stone.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Age here, Yeah, goodbye, you know.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
And maybe it's because of all these mountains or lakes
or ponds, or the ocean really nearby, or those pine
trees or palm trees or the sand desert.

Speaker 7 (05:34):
That's also you don't know where.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Or are you in that weird room in your basement
that you have to take ten doors to get to.
And there's also that that doesn't hit in.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Family, that you hear screams and enders is like, that's
just my white noise machine.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
That's how I that's how I sleep.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
One second, Hey, are there rats scratching on your walls?

Speaker 7 (05:53):
That's gotta be the rats.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
It has to be rats, right.

Speaker 7 (05:57):
That's what I call them.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
And you know what they did said I had red hair,
and that's when I snapped, did.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
You guys see that Housemaid with Amanda Siegfried, who I
think is a great actor in Sydney.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Sweeney, I did not.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
It is a movie and scratches on the door, that's
it. It made me, It made me think of that. It
just it just came out. Yeah, it just came out
and did really well made Buco books. Yeah, and uh
and then I didn't pay to see it, but I
did watch it.

Speaker 7 (06:24):
Is this one of your like gorilla marketing again?

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Are you in it? No? No, no, no no no no.

Speaker 5 (06:27):
There was scratches. There were scratches on the door.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
It made me think of that. I wonder if you
guys saw it was a good movie. Oh, I'm intrigued.

Speaker 5 (06:33):
But I did see Euphoria.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Okay, I seen Euphoria lately because it is poor no graphic. Yeah,
it's just become porno at this point, right, Jesus, will.

Speaker 7 (06:46):
You just send me the gift?

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Oh my god, Hella, it.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
Is uncomfortable to watch. We were watching it. My my
mom was like, she wanted to put Bo to bed.
So my mom is staying. My parents were staying with us,
and so they're putting bow to bed. We think that
they're just going to be asleep. And she then she
comes downstairs like, what're you watching?

Speaker 3 (07:06):
We're watching Euphoria? And then Sydney Sweeney just as not
really what she's known for. It's out really out bear
bear bear breast flopping. Oh my god, I.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Do love the idea of the scene. Didn't ask her
to do it, but she's just like and then they're like, uh, I.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Guess we could put it in. It was no, the
storyline is well.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
Sam Levinston, the writer of Euphoria, has to be the
horniest guy it was. It was like the Internet just
made him like he was born in two thousand and
two and he just mainlined hardcore porno.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Okay, fair enough this time. And it's a good content.
The popped calling the kettle black.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
So Sidney Sweeney's character is an OnlyFans model now on
the show.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
On the show, that's a good storyline. Yeah, okay, well yeah,
well it's it's a bay for sure. And it's crazy
because she's a huge star now and it seems like
she shouldn't be flapping in the wind as much as
she's slapping.

Speaker 7 (08:22):
I think she comes. She just came full circle and
so have I.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Yeah, okay, I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
I think that she did like the rom Com people
and people were like no, no, no, well yeah, I
mean she knows and she's cool enough.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
Well, I think the rom Com did well. I think
she could and she did. She did good in the
in the housemade movie and it did good well. Her
tits were out in that movie too. What Yeah, but
like she did like the boxing movie.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
I think there's six movies she did that we don't know,
like that box anyway.

Speaker 7 (08:53):
I think I think she's smart enough to know, like, well.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Man, I wish I had a superpower like that. That's
such a superpower because it didn't lead to.

Speaker 7 (09:08):
Encircle back.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
In fact, now most people are like, actually, don't woo no.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
In in the seminal film Jetsy, Uh, they they had
me woop wap, but it wasn't a wool prap. It
was like I took a nude and then later you
see the nude and I was thinking, like, my time
to shine again.

Speaker 5 (09:28):
They need me to woop wap, and the directors like, uh,
we'll take care of it.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Don't worry. We don't want you to have to show
your woolap. And I was like, well, I've woo popped before,
I'm doing it now, and they said it's fine, and
then they got I mean you guys. Obviously Blake was
at the premiere. He remembers it's burned into his head. Absolutely. Yeah.
I actually had the theater pause that moment like a

(09:54):
hold up, Uh, a worse looking, worse looking well plap
than my woolap. What now when you say worse looking?
What made that line? Yeah? What made it so much
worse looking? Just the size of it, or I feel
like I have a pretty it's not a large plap.
We can pull it. But it's a handsome. Oh, it's handsome.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
It's a good cuts shop, is what it is. What
the doctor when I was an infant, did a good
did a good job. It's nothing that I did.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Describe your dick as a car, didn't describe the other
dick as a different car.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
I feel like my dick is bigger than the bridge loose.

Speaker 7 (10:35):
It's like a I don't know.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Maybe it might not be a Porsche because I consider
pors porschos Jesus, I'm one of the nicest looking penises. Yeah,
the value of your cock is insane.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
But I think it's like a it's what's not like
a hun I'm not saying like large, wise, I'm just
saying like good looking.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Wise.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
Sure, I think it's less than I think it's an
Audi or a Lexis. It's like a step out like
a RX.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Okay, yeah, it's like a nice looking where you stopping,
you go, oh, that's kind of a nice if you walk,
if you walk past it, and it lasts. It's built
a last as a as a lexus. I feel like
my dick is a sidekick, a Suzuki sidekick.

Speaker 5 (11:16):
And this and this dick was a Jetta. This Jack
Dick was like just it's just like.

Speaker 7 (11:20):
I don't think that's that bad.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
I like a Jetta. That's like a lot of people's
first car. It's like reliable, that's right, that's right.

Speaker 5 (11:28):
It's forgettable. It's like a a just a nothing thing.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
And you I mean, you remember your first car. It's
not forgettable.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
It's just like and then and by the way, not
you did say you did? It did come to your mind.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
I didn't say the year.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
You said Jetta, Like so it is memory you did.
You could have said any car, and you said Jetta.

Speaker 7 (11:49):
And that's what we're saying.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
Here's the thing I like about a Jetta too, is
like if you have a really nice car, right, you
don't you don't want it getting scratched or dinged. If
you got a Jetta, you know, you it into poul,
you back into something you're not losing sleep over it.

Speaker 7 (12:04):
You drive away quickly.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Yeah, you could be you could be rough with it.
You could be rough with it.

Speaker 7 (12:09):
Yeah, you know, are you spilling it? There could be
beer everywhere, Yeah you can.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
Yeah, not a kind of food. Any kind of food
can get on it. You can really treat it like yeah,
that's that's true. That's true. But but but that being said,
you could deep throat it. I don't have the woop
wap to woop wap the way Sydney has the woop.

Speaker 7 (12:28):
She's got a couple of careras good, good for good
for her a bit.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
But all I'm saying is, take take a quick peek
at the new season of Euphoria. Is that all you
were saying? This is all the time? That's all you're
just saying, it's a good show.

Speaker 7 (12:41):
It's a long walk.

Speaker 5 (12:42):
I don't know how good it is. Okay, I don't
know how good it is.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
The like really good movie that did watch brought it
for like ten seconds so we can.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Hear about Yeah, so you've watched it, but you don't
know how good it is, are you?

Speaker 4 (12:55):
Well, we're watching it to finish it because it is crazy.
All of these people are the biggest stars in Hollywood.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Now, yeah, they've done well, they've done.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
It's usually one person who like spins off to maybe
maybe one. Well that's when it happens.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
Yes, your boobs are huge.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
Usually it'll be like a huge show and you're like,
what happened to all these actors? This was a massive show.
They should all have like huge careers. Hey, dude, exactly, Like, well.

Speaker 7 (13:21):
One of them is on Monarch Oh okay, hello.

Speaker 5 (13:24):
Uh yeah, the other one, the other ones, and he's doing.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
A lot of ad R.

Speaker 7 (13:28):
Yeah, he's doing and unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
To be fair, if he didn't have red hair, can
you even imagine? Yeah, if he wasn't being discriminated and hated.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
I honestly don't see you as a redhead. That's what
That's what threw me with the Instagram video, Adam, You've
never held me to the sun, Dude, I've been I've
held you to the sun. So many times you've held me,
You've helped me. Yeah, I feel but to the sun
an unbelievable amount of times I've held you to the sun. Yeah,
I feel like he's held you to the moon. You've
held me if you time, Okay, say, I do feel

(14:03):
like neither of us identify as redheads. I think people
could say we were, but I do not. I do
not identify. If you hold Blake to the sun, he's
also a redhead.

Speaker 7 (14:13):
He's my son.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
Yeah, yeah, if you hold us to the sun. I
wish more people were holding us to the sun. But
it just doesn't happen really right before eight R Yeah,
I didn't. I didn't see.

Speaker 5 (14:22):
That's that's why it threw me. And that's why I
think we need to get you a new camera.

Speaker 7 (14:26):
Yeah, or just go back to the old year.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Really, your top three, top three most handsomes.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
I do want to say, if you think I looked
fine before, what is now the new camera sliding Blake's dms,
let him know that we don't need this shit, oh, because.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
I don't want it.

Speaker 7 (14:42):
It's a fucking nightmare.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Jers does not like the new camera.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
We're on here for twenty minutes before being like brighter lower.
And this is not a knock on our crew.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
Fuckings.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
These guys work like dogs. It's not a knock on
the crew eats big technology. Well, Blake's camera, it looks
he looks great every time my camera. I'm doing the
best I can with what I got thank you durs camera.
He's a handsome man. He's a handsome man.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Very top three, top three on the pod for sure.
I'm willing to say top two. Now, I'm willing to
say top two dropped out. I want to say ship.
I don't want to say hold.

Speaker 7 (15:17):
Him up to the sun.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
But does he have a Jetta Dick? I don't what
to say.

Speaker 7 (15:21):
Okay, okay, you know I got that to rag.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
You know I got that Jetta Dick, baby, Yeah, oh boy,
I don't. I don't even know if the Jetta maybe
a Ford Taurus, might even be a g t I yeah, okay,
I like that. I like a little a fun, little wrangler.
If your Dick was a wrangler, that's a good time.
But that's not what I said. Like, that's what I said. Obviously,
what you have something they could just wrangle? Right, I'm

(15:51):
not very good at the cat noise. Give me one
Durst snap one. He's pretty good. Is that what you
need to get? That's what I need? Do you feel
comfortable with that? What are your best what are your
best animal noises that you can make? I think that's it.
That was good, and that's pretty good. I do have

(16:12):
an interesting. It's not that interesting.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
But my brother, my oldest brother, had a friend who
used to make that noise and kind of taught me
how to do it when I was like six or seven.
So I just was like a total nightmare running around
making the noise.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
I didn't like that.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
And then I ran into this dude in my like
late twenties at a bar back home, and he was
absolutely hammered and I was like, hey, do you remember.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
He's like, oh, dude, you're a little brother. I'm like, yeah, yeah,
like I'm seeing you like taught me animal noises.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
No I do. You're not going to remember this, but
you made this noise when I was a kid, and
you taught it to me, and I've used it throughout
my life in various ways.

Speaker 7 (16:51):
And he's like I did what, I go?

Speaker 3 (16:53):
You made this?

Speaker 2 (16:54):
And he just goes wos wish and he's all drunk
and just doing it like in my face, and I
was like, oh, it's been this thing too, calling card.
He actually he was wearing a shirt that said town Drunk.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
I really like, hell yeah, man, rock what an absolute legend.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
He was a go hard I mean, is all right?
A r ip died that night it was unreal. I
was like, you're this is so, this is twenty right
up in it.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
That kind of shit gets me so hyped. Do you
guys have friends that have died of alcoholism? Yet no died?

Speaker 7 (17:33):
You know, it's a it's a mixed bag eating drinking.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Yeah, yeah, kind of both. I feel like maybe people
were like hospitalized, but everybody's still alive and kicking it,
so we're still no fatalities. Yeah, that's that's like a
guy I have a buddy.

Speaker 7 (17:49):
They're the kind of guys who if you hold them
up to the sun.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
They are you don't want to hold them to the sun.
You see what they're sleeping, sleeping through the through the sun.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
They got to get out more, that's for sure. Thanks,
so though, yeah, most of them. I've just a lot
of people have gone sober.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
That's that's some time I went over to a buddy's.
Uh what I think a lot of people are doing,
and Blake does this.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
Uh they will then go sober for like a month
or something like do a sober take a break, take
a yeah, But to me, taking a break is like
that means that you are you are an alcoholic. I'm
drunk now because taking a break means it's such a
part of your life, right right, or you're just going
so hard that you just have to come.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
You have to know that what a.

Speaker 7 (18:35):
Break is means you're an alcoholic.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
Yeah, which, by the way, alcoholism, it does. It's so fun,
it rocks, it's so fun. Your favorite, it's almost your favoriteism.
It's your favorite one out of all my isms. Yeah,
what are the isms of mine? Alcoholism, alcoholism, just you say, yeah, lesbianism, lesbianism,

(19:00):
I think that's it. Uh, alcoholism, jim and lesbian is.
Those are the top three. Yeah, that top three from
those are the top three for sure. Yeah, yeah, ye,
then then alcoholism is my favorite. It's all euphoria to me.
I can't even honestly, what's weird. I can't even think
of another ism, journalism.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Sexism, sexism, Oh, just surround it out for Adam, don't
forget sexism.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
I'm not I'm not sexist. I'm not sex not at all.
In the sprinkle, the racism, all them.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
Yeah, I think I think alcoholism is my my my favor,
your number one ism.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
You know, it's hard, it's hard.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
You gotta you gotta clean it up as you get
a little older, just things move a lot slower. The
bounce back ability, I don't have it. I used to
pride myself on being able to do all the ship
the next day, right, and he thinks it's not a problem,
be fully drunk, and then the next day, wake up,
workout it out, handle my stuff.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
I would have shows, you know, do the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
And now now, dude, I don't feel worse getting drunk
at all. I feel awful every morning. I was just
saying to my wife, I like to say I sleep
more now. I sleep more now than I've ever slept

(20:27):
in my life.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
Oh dude, I've been going to bed at ten thirty
as well. I'm exhausted.

Speaker 7 (20:32):
I feel like absolute ass.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
Dude, we're falling apart.

Speaker 4 (20:36):
I'm glad you're saying it, because because I was saying
the same thing to clothe the other night. I'm like,
we're going to bed at like ten thirty eleven. Yeah,
it's crazy, wake get up at like seven. That's a
like six or seven. That's a hell of a lot
of sleep. Yeah, yeah, that's a good number. I mean
back in the world hawks days and I was getting
four hours nightly. Yeah, and it and it wasn't a thing,

(21:00):
and I was winning fucking Teen Choice Awards.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
Hell, yeah you were. You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (21:04):
Slimed a hell just getting fucking slimed, carrying around surfboards,
getting golden popcorn.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
And that's not a slam on the Teen Choice Awards.
That's no, not at all, no, no, as I'm saying,
that's how we leap. I was functioning. Yeah, and now
I'm like crazy, I have been having that same exact thought.
I'm like, why am I always fucking exhausted? When am
I not going to be tired? I'm just creak cause
I am also going to bed way earlier lately, Like

(21:31):
I'm doing ten ten thirty, waking up at seven. But
still it's like you got in bed yesterday at eight
fifty nine. I'm so fucking I'm like falling. We went camp.
We went camping this weekend, so I was a little
fucking twisted. But like, dude, that's kind of sick. I'm
like creaking.

Speaker 7 (21:47):
I need the shots in my knees.

Speaker 5 (21:49):
Now you go to bed that early, aren't you trying
to stay up a little bit and watch you for you?

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Well? Right, yeah, I mean that really euphor you.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
Ho I'm I just need the gift, if you could
just send me the gift. By the way, is anyone
else naked?

Speaker 3 (22:02):
Is it just her?

Speaker 7 (22:03):
Anybody hanging brain?

Speaker 3 (22:04):
Yeah? Is there any cock or like anyone? Hers so much?

Speaker 4 (22:08):
And as Zendia, she's not naked, but she works interesting.
You don't even want to see Zandia naked in this show.
In this show, you don't want to see it. Oh
they see she's like a drug addict. It's not it's
not a pretty say, it's not cute.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
I saw one of those on the street the other day,
and it's not cute. What a drug addict?

Speaker 7 (22:28):
Naked drug addict?

Speaker 3 (22:29):
And I was like, that's what.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
You don't want to see a naked drug even if
they're a good looking person, you don't want to see it.

Speaker 7 (22:35):
I was like, what who are you? Zendaya?

Speaker 3 (22:37):
It might have they might have been filming, Actually it
might have been Zendia, could have been could have been
a hot set. But she works at a strip club.
So almost forty of the show there's just tits and
ass what the hell?

Speaker 2 (22:51):
They took a page right out of Sopranos. They're like,
and let's just have a strip club be involved.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
Here so about it.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
Bane, But I feel like in the Sopranos, they might like,
as they're entering the strip club, they show like one
pair of night of like a nineteen ninety seven hard
set of titties.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Your boobs are huge. Oh, and then pan down to Tony.
This is just like their conversation and right in the
middle there's just like like a butthole winking and.

Speaker 5 (23:17):
Ask cheek's clapping as they're having a conversation, like over.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
It, dude, they've well, they've cracked the code. Yeah, that's
how you keep your viewers. Like they've learned from the
sopran and Adam.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
In thirty years, they're going to be like, oh, it
was like a twenty twenty six strip club.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
When we're talking about whatever the next show is. Yeah, man,
it's only going to there's still a winking buttholes.

Speaker 7 (23:36):
Can you believe it?

Speaker 3 (23:37):
And then the next gen Adam all they had, Yeah
that's kind of cool. That's just a cool backdrop is
just like have buttholes all over the screen so people
don't look at their phone, just keep them engaged or
when you look at your phone at nose, Yeah, it
is a detern.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
I will say I'm not looking at my phone a
lot because I'm like, are they going to cut back?

Speaker 3 (23:57):
I want to see it?

Speaker 8 (23:58):
Just you can't see your fingers are doing this right, Yeah,
I'm like, I'm just I'm wondering, like what is going
on with Sydney's storyline, Like is she going to be
more successful?

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Like she's asleep, she's putting the child to bed. Honey, honey,
you gotta see this, man, huge development in the story. Huge, huge, huge,
huge double dig It's truly, it's truly wild. It's crazy
that it's the whole show's crise. I don't think I
even watched the first season.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
I just remember, like maybe the first episode, she's like
on the side of the bed getting naked, all like
sad and I'm like, those are huge, but her face
is like.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Wow, it's not the cat noise you learn at the bar.

Speaker 7 (24:48):
Different, this one I've honed on my well he learned
in his youth. Different. It was from a different friend.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
Sad cat. Okay, sad cat.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
And I'm like, Okay, she naked, but like sad cat face,
you know those the old like the big the big
sad eye cat eyes. I know exactly what sure, Sure
And so now are the eyes still sad or happy?

Speaker 3 (25:13):
Sad?

Speaker 5 (25:14):
I mean maybe even sadder than before, maybe even more so.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
Yeah yeah, well yeah yeah the eyes she's she's now
she just got married in this episode.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
I think I'm a few episodes behind, but she so,
I'm bingein. She just got married to Jacob Alordie and
it's sad. It's kind of a sad situation.

Speaker 7 (25:35):
I feel like we don't see happy blobs and stuff anymore.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
WHOA really?

Speaker 2 (25:40):
I think so, and guys correct me if I'm wrong.
I feel like they're either sad cat or they're like casual,
like I'm taking a ship with my shirt off and
putting on deodorant. Like sure, girls are people to kind
of like statement now and look, yes, we'll take what
we can get. Secrets out, sure, And girls are people

(26:01):
too well said, sure, sure, sure, secrets out.

Speaker 7 (26:03):
We don't care.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
But I do kind of miss the like happy go lucky,
like oh like, hey look at these, Oh yeah, these
are super stoked titties like babes yeah, like release the Twins.
Yeah yeah, real nineties like guitar fucking well right, like
titties on a pair of roller blades. Titties. It just

(26:26):
seems like it's been a while since electric fluorescent were
dumping them out pink. It just seems you want fluorescent pink,
fluorescent orange, fluorescent yellow. I just seen sunglasses drop, boys

(26:52):
drop this. They dropped the top. Yeah, maybe add of
a horn in the background. Yeah, No, it's just it's
just a guy saying that. Yeah, yes, this is the way.

Speaker 7 (27:06):
And music videos they weren't new, but they were naked.
I throw on Vivo.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
All I watch is Vivo.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
I don't watch anything except for Vivo, which is just
music videos. I think I've explained it, Okay, never I
need a refresher on it. It's literally hour blocks of
like music videos from nineteen ninety two and it's just throwback.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
And this is on Jeleph.

Speaker 7 (27:26):
It's a Hulu channel. It's a Hulu channel.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Oh, it's a Hulu channel called Vivo. Wow, it's fucking awesome.
Are there vjys or is it just?

Speaker 2 (27:35):
No?

Speaker 3 (27:35):
No, no, one introing. It's just NonStop. It is a video.

Speaker 7 (27:39):
You know what's hosting it? Albert go Rhythm. Okay, it's algorithm.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
Okay, do we give them points for that? I don't
like that. I didn't like it, but yeah, give them
points for it.

Speaker 7 (27:50):
He deserves points.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
But I did not like it. He swung but that
was yeah, that was yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
It's just music videos and all you see from the
nineties and the eighties are like smiling naked chicks.

Speaker 7 (28:04):
And I'm like, we were inundated. This was insane.

Speaker 4 (28:08):
And by the way, it swung too far the other direction,
because I understand when some people are naked, they're not
they're not happy, they're not happy about it, and that's fine.
And we and we've seen we salute you, and we've
seen that. We just want to bring happy naked people.
I'm willing to flop it out. I'm willing to flop

(28:28):
it out and be happy about it.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
We know. You know what you guys have to watch?
Did you guys ever watch that show? I think it
was on HBO. It's called Like Neighbors. There's kind of
a reality show about like beefing neighbors. I watched like
an episode. I didn't watch it. Is it on Vivo
or no, yo, it's not on Vivo. Watched the very
last episode just in the case place like at a
nudist colony, and it has some really really cool nud

(28:55):
It has it all like funny nudity, sad nudity. I
feel like nudist colony stuff is usually what not great,
not great, not a great situation.

Speaker 7 (29:06):
It's oppressive.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Yeah, this isn't like I'm not sending you there to
get like, I don't know, get steamed up. I'm going
you got to go there because I feel like all
different forms of nudity are represented.

Speaker 7 (29:17):
And where would you send me to get steamed up?

Speaker 3 (29:21):
I got some lenks. Okay, it's all internet huh okay,
oh yeah, yeah, doesn't go anywhere.

Speaker 7 (29:26):
Do you guys remember the music.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
I think it's a Doctor Drey or Snoop Dogg video
where they're playing volleyball and he sneaks up behind her
and he pulls the bikini off.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
Yeah, well that's that isn't assault nowadays.

Speaker 7 (29:38):
That's let's just say this out loud, that's as salt.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
That is assault. It's science.

Speaker 7 (29:44):
I had seen that.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Video twenty thousand times. Yeah, MTV, what were you doing?

Speaker 7 (29:50):
V Why were you letting that ride?

Speaker 2 (29:53):
And weirdly she's chasing him smiling. Yeah, well it's the
birth of case.

Speaker 7 (29:58):
You no at the time, do you think that.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
That was like a hey, extra five extra g in
it for if we do this or do you think
that organically it just happened?

Speaker 3 (30:10):
I mean to find organic, Like if you hold that
scene up to the sun, what do you see it's
got red hair?

Speaker 7 (30:17):
What are the reveals?

Speaker 3 (30:18):
It's got red hair? For sure? Yeah, now that you
say it, it happened.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
And then afterwards are like, here's an extra five hundred
dollars to not sue us type thing.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
That's the documentary I want to see? Yeah, yeah, right,
would you got just because the guy like what you got?
What do you guys think about living in a nudist colony?
Is that something that intrigues you at all? Like, say
you turn sixty five seventy small part of me, I

(30:47):
like fans, we're just going you do. You don't get
a kick out of being publicly nude at all. There's
not a part of you that has a desire to
be free. It has to be a character. No, I'm
I'm being serious.

Speaker 7 (31:03):
There's not even a huge, thick, veiny part of me
that wants to suit.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Uh no, no, no, Like every time I'm just like
heating up ravioli. I'm glad I'm wearing Okay, you know
what I mean? Like Adam, Well, I'm just doing like
a regular thing. I'm glad I'm wearing clothes. Have you
ever been outdoors and and naked? You've done it on

(31:32):
set and stuff, but have you ever just been like,
have you skinny dip publicly? Yes, I've been naked and
didn't get you didn't feel good or uh?

Speaker 4 (31:42):
I mean yeah, yeah, I don't know. Yeah, but then
I came back and put clothes on them.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (31:47):
I don't want to live a life like that, where
it's like, now you've got weird bug bites.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Yeah, well well yes, okay, I got a spider bite somewhere. Okay,
I got this.

Speaker 7 (31:57):
And that's where Adam draws the.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
You're itching, you know, and then you get sunburns because
because tick, now you're imagining your cock as a sunburn. Okay,
wait wait wait wait imagine okay.

Speaker 7 (32:11):
As a what sunburn?

Speaker 3 (32:13):
Sunburns? Liked sun.

Speaker 7 (32:16):
Your dick is peeling?

Speaker 3 (32:17):
Oh I can't, I don't have to imagine, or actually no,
it never has before.

Speaker 7 (32:22):
That might be a good thing, Blake Chemical.

Speaker 5 (32:24):
You have a backyard that I don't know if you
can see, if neighbors can see it.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
Are you naked back there like when the kids, when
the kids are away, obviously these kids.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
Are away, the dad is at play. No, I'll walk
around in undies, but I don't. I don't think I
have the guts nor the nuts to hey walk around,
walk around. Okay, So this is just a question that
you pose and you also don't want. I'm not saying
I don't want to. I actually think, deep down in

(32:56):
my heart of hearts, I do kind of want to
just be butt naked walking around outside. That's not sure.

Speaker 5 (33:02):
See the issue is is h I don't want to
get chubbed up.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Okay, what I don't? Yeah, okay, at that point, they
don't care. That's another. So your bug bites and boners
are your biggest words.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
Well, I mean, imagine you're just at the buffet line
at the nudest colony, okay, and you're just eating your
turkey bacon.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Has a buffet line, go ahead, and you have a
chicken sausage in the in the sloppy that's not much
chicken sloppy scrambled eggs.

Speaker 5 (33:30):
Look over and there's a Sydney swiney and they're just flopping.

Speaker 7 (33:34):
I'll tell you.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
I'll tell you that you don't have to worry about
that she ain't there. No, this is this is in
a world where this is a normal thing. Yeah, maybe
this isn't an A lister, A to B two C lister.

Speaker 7 (33:47):
There's no world.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
It doesn't exist. This is a Hollywood gathered.

Speaker 7 (33:51):
And I tell you how I know it doesn't exist.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Why people created their own islands where they had to
make this a thing.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
I just see, you pervert.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Felons had to make their own right, right, That's how
you know it doesn't exist. Otherwise they would have just
gone there and eaten the eggs.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
We're fast forward into a future where it's become very
like normal to be completely naked in society because like
clothes have like disappeared like RoboCop. Locker room. Sure, yeah,
like the I think so.

Speaker 7 (34:20):
They're all changing them.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
I think so, oh is it a co ed or yeah?
Yeah yeah, I got to rewatch that one. I don't
think locker rooms. Do locker rooms exist nowadays? Oh? For sure? Yeah?
Go on, no, our high school kids getting butt naked.
I was thinking to Gym's like it sounded like I'm like,
in high school is the locker room? I don't think Sorry, no, no, no, no,

(34:43):
like when I think of a locker room.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
Yeah, of course in a gym there's a locker room,
but like in high school, because that's what I think
of a locker room. I think of the high school
locker room and the older I think we've covered this,
but the older kids are just like they're butt naked,
because they're just like sort of flexen on the younger,
the like freshman.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
The last twenty or so children's locker rooms are at
what the hell?

Speaker 2 (35:09):
How are we? How are we substantiate the All I
know is that at the pool near me, nobody uses
the fucking showers except for adults.

Speaker 7 (35:18):
Yeah, okay, like kids, they just go home bait. We
would shower after swim practices.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Yeah no, wait, but that's like varied age. I think
Adam's asking is like, in high school or middle school,
are children still using locker rooms? Right? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (35:31):
Like no, I'm saying, like the showers specifically, like are
you naked?

Speaker 7 (35:35):
The showers were bone dry when we were in high school.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
I think that was specifically for like the football team,
and at my school. I don't recall people.

Speaker 7 (35:43):
No, dude, before kids used to shower after gym.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
I don't know why I got karate hands right now
because I'll get a little defense.

Speaker 5 (35:49):
Yeah, you're really defensive. Step back in shower after gym.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
But we had like if you had, like I always
tried out for the basketball team every year just to yes,
never never once made it.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
Dude, I'm sorry, it really it was just such a
bummer for me. Why basketball, you had a great hook
shot for a point guard. Point guard with a hook shot,
because I like, I like basketball. I just knew I
wasn't going to make it, just knowing your legs and
your height. Why basketball, I knew I wasn't going to
make any team, right, but you got to try.

Speaker 5 (36:21):
But I was going to just give it, give it
the old college try. I was a decent shot.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
Yeah. I used to play kickup basketball with you. You
were actually pretty dope. He was pretty good. Yeah, thanks
could us wham bro, So I would. I would try
out and I liked basketball the best. And uh afterwards
we're just in there showering, and I'm like, obviously the
first year or two it was crazy parts of the job.

(36:46):
But by the time you get to be a senior.
Is that why you kept trying out? You knew you
weren't going to get on the team, but you got
to shower.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
No, no, no.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
Lock Well, the first year, I'm like, next year, my
dick is going to grow. It's going to grow and
I can see me. And then next year I'm like,
give me another year, give you another year. And then
that next year came freshman year, they're like, hey, can
we use that thing to pump up the ball? And
you're like, oh boy, give me two more years.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
Disaster, my guy, you just wait you Yeah, I was.
I was showering in there and it wasn't that big
of a deal. You just sort of did it.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
And then and then now I think they're not I
think these kids are not showering. I agree. I agree.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
I think I've seen showers at plate like locker rooms
or like gems evolved for it's just like open showers
to then, like everyone has a stall that's open to
then everyone has a stall that has like a curtain.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
Oh yeah, bro, there's a roll.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
And what you do is you just stick it right
in between where the curtains and you know what, it's
an invictation. They can just slap and say no, or
they can just give a little and that's how you know.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
It's like a couple. There's a couple of public parks
out here where the restrooms like the the sit down shitters.
They got no door. That ship is fun, I.

Speaker 7 (38:03):
Think, dude, my high school had that.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Dude, is that to prevent like it's for like so
people don't do drugs. Yeah, so they don't fuck or
do drugs or like homes Yeah, build houses, yeah, just
live there. That is fun because if they lock it,
then they're in there and you're like some people. Still
it doesn't stop. People will still take.

Speaker 7 (38:23):
Adam And I know exactly why there's no door.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
I'll take a ship. I'll take no door, you'll ship
no door. Come on, bro, you're gonna get something, gonna
put a camera on you, dude, So what bring it on?
You want video footage of you taking a ship in public?

Speaker 4 (38:38):
He prefers it. I mean I don't want that, but
like what, first of all, does it go viral? I'm
not like, I'm not Leonardo DiCaprio. It's not like a
big get. Someone's like, oh I caught Adam de Vine shitting.
People will be like, yeah, I bet that guy ships.
I bet he ships all the time.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Bottom guys trying to sell footage to TMZ. No, we
don't want that, you know what I mean. I mean,
it doesn't, it doesn't mean anything. Yeahs like we're good.

Speaker 7 (39:05):
This is nothing.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
This is nothing, Burger, Yeah, nothing, Burger. Absolutely. I am
not afraid. If I have to ship, I'm not gonna
then keep my asshole clenched tight and drive the forty

(39:27):
minutes it's gonna take to get home and not help
bring my child inside the house because I have to
run in and take a ship like.

Speaker 7 (39:34):
You the world is what I'm gonna do.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
I'm at the park, I'm gonna go, hey, Clo, I'm
gonna go in there, and I'm gonna ship without a
door so I can then travel home and take my
son out of the car. Uh No, it doesn't, it doesn't.
That doesn't bother me even.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
A little bit.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
I think I've ever you know what, I'm just a
I'm like, I don't think a ship's ever been in
charge of me.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
Oh that's right.

Speaker 7 (40:06):
And so these are these are two different alpha.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
Like anywhere and and and there's no ship's gonna tell
me when and where I need to take it.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
Go off fucking alpha dogs.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
That's kind of the same thing. But that's also is
that different. I feel like that's exactly the same.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
But it's kind of he's kind of heat well, he's
really tough talking.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
It's it's a different it's a different type of I'm
I don't know. I just am like I've never been like,
oh my god, I have to ship right.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
Now right, never been like you have to ship.

Speaker 7 (40:43):
The word have to has never been like part of it.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
Oh, I've I'm there's there's been. I mean, there's been
a time like this week that I've I think I've
shipped at the park. Here. We go down the street
from my house house h more than fud records. That
is half a mile away and it does not have
a door. Yeah, either you have diarrhea or you don't.

(41:09):
And this is on the beach and it's a half
mile away from my house. I've shipped there within the
last no no, no, So you're sitting on a water
fountain three months.

Speaker 5 (41:20):
So it's been a few months, but it hasn't been
that long ago that I've shipped there.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
And is this like a regular one or is this
like a oh boy, the wrong thing I gotta go? Yeah?
Is this just kind of like a light knock at
the door? Or is this a stage five?

Speaker 5 (41:35):
No, this isn't stage five. I'm just like, I have
to shit.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
I think I think Defcon one is the worst I
have to shit.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
Hun, will you watch our son for the three minutes
is going to take me to go in there, dump
it out and get it on my phone check and
then I can come back and continue to play with
my son.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
And because because if you have to take a shit.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
You don't, you're not going down slides and working the
monkey bars the way you should.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
I think that also speaks to you, know how proficient
you are at shitty right, You're like, you're good.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
It's changed, it's changed. It used to be extremely fast,
but because of smartphones it's changed.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
Yeah. I do like that umarphones are slowed down. I
like that you can say that to your partner and
she will be like, I know, my man, I'm to
go in there and he's going to go in and
he's going to come out real quick. Steal Team six.
I'll tell you what. And it's weird.

Speaker 5 (42:32):
And you guys know this about me. My pisses very long.

Speaker 4 (42:36):
They last longer than my shits. If taking smartphones out
of the equation.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
Still sure, Well, yeah, because you're not using a smartphone, right,
Sometimes sometimes using a smartphone.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
What do you mean while you're taking a piss? Yeah?
Sometimes really, sometimes really sometimes, Yeah, I'm saying in public,
in public sometimes sometimes.

Speaker 4 (42:56):
Yeah, I'll check an email, Like if you're at dinner
or something and you're not check and then you go in.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
You gotta take a piss, And then.

Speaker 7 (43:02):
Are you sitting down? Are you sitting down for this
or this?

Speaker 3 (43:04):
Is that a yarn? You're standing? Is that a journal? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Does anything in you guys tell you this is too much.
I can't just I can't just stand here and pee.
I gotta check the NASDAC.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
Well, the dow jobs. Brother, I gotta go. Money doesn't sleep, brother,
Money done slowing base. I have had an old man
be like you fucking look over and be like Jesus,
that's the first time I've seen that.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Yeah, and like kind of shave me and we are generations,
different generations that should be.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
So yeah yeah, And I was like you, I get it,
but taking taking that out of the equation, my pisses
last all day long.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
And the ships I can just it's it's in and
out boom bam, hot dang. They're like they come out
and be like, yeah, fascinating. And if you're still watching us, yeah,
and Blake, you are scared of what do I What
do I do? Man? No, no, no, well you claims

(44:05):
about me. Here we go, let's let's no no no
no no.

Speaker 4 (44:08):
We just we talked about how a ship has never
owned theirs. Apparently he's never had to take a ship,
and so he went into like a kind of a
crappy public restroom and took a ship. Meanwhile, I'm like,
if I have an inkling, then I have to take
a ship, as long as it's not like a huge
to do, and like, I'm not gonna wait a mind
to do.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (44:29):
If you're at a music festival and I rarely have
to take a ship, I'm not gonna wait in line
for it. But if I'm like I have to take
a ship, there's a bathroom, I'm just gonna go quickly
take a ship.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
You if you have to really look at you, like,
if you you really really have to ship and you're
at a public bathroom, yes, are you? Are you going
to use that restroom? I just had it happen this
past weekend. I was at the Renaissance bear and I

(45:02):
fucking I got hit in the gut and I'm like, damn,
your boy definitely could take a ship. And I'm like,
why I want to go?

Speaker 7 (45:12):
I would never do it.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
It ain't happened. You held it.

Speaker 7 (45:20):
You held it, I held it?

Speaker 3 (45:23):
Why why not? Cuz bro I don't know. It's a
lawless little festival man. Somebody gotta drop kick the I
don't know, okay, but I but I also don't think
you would do it. I'm learning a cape. I'm wearing
a cape. What if I ship on my cape? Like this?
Just don't You're an adult, just don't use it to
But you're in a porta potty with a cape on,

(45:45):
you don't know what like, it's just it's dangerous. Take
the cape off, hand it to a home. I'm not
getting out of character. I'm not getting out of character,
cape demon. I'm not taking my cape off. How damn?

Speaker 7 (45:56):
But you really had to go and you held it absolutely?
What were you eating?

Speaker 2 (45:59):
Like nachos or some shit turkey leg turkey legs made
one huge turkey leg.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
I guess it's kind of greasy and that would go
through you, that would go through I mean it did
it felt I felt the knock.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
Okay, but that but that's not just the Renaissance Fair.
That's not just the Renaissance Fair. That is all location.
That is the most recent example. And I forgot Adam.
You go multiple times a day. We've talked about that, right,
you do several?

Speaker 3 (46:24):
Yeah, cause of diarrhea at least three that's at least
three times a day. That's insane.

Speaker 7 (46:28):
I'm a wonder. It's how I start my day. And
maybe that's why I just never ran into this.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
Yeah, maybe that's the hopes. The hopes is one a
day morning, Like you know, we all have our morning routines,
do a crossword puzzle, take a ship, have some cough.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
We need to get the sponsor of the where you
shit in the box and you like mail it in
to like what is We talk about this too much
and we need that sponsor.

Speaker 4 (46:50):
Yeah, I know we do, but I'm kind of afraid
I'm going to find out like one of my family
members was a serial killer or something to box.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
You know, Oh, you don't want to know. You're like
your twenty three year tea.

Speaker 7 (47:02):
I think what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
I don't think that's how That's not what we're talking
about Well, I think if you're shitting in a box,
you might be a serial killer.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
The shitting in the box is it's instead of like
a colon colonoscopy, I think, oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
Oh okay, then I'll do that. So it's like a
stool sample that you send in the mail. Yeah, you
don't do it in person. That seems fucking gross, dude.
We no, because back to the locker room thing. People
don't want to do that. Everyone's got fucking stage fright
for the planet now. They just want the privacy they
got to do in their own home. They put in
a box, they make the mailman carry it. The world's

(47:40):
a bunch of blakes, dude, the world's a bunch of blakes.

Speaker 7 (47:43):
I don't want to say it a little bit.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
I'm I think I would the world tell them what
the fact that we got it's the fact that there's
there's there's multiple people throughout our nation that are shitting
in boxes and sending it to some location multiple So
your ship box mail is mixing with my card that
I sent my mother on her birthday. Like that's disgusting.

Speaker 5 (48:08):
Yes, well, maybe visitor instead of just sending her a card.

Speaker 7 (48:11):
But again, it's the locker room.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
He scared of them. Sometimes you have to send your
mom a card in the mail. Sure, And the fact
that it is nose to nose with your ship. Yeah,
but it's not. It's not mixing with the ship. It's
in like a sealed off box. It's not a oh
and you don't think what if it's there's turbulence, so
nothing is seen.

Speaker 4 (48:33):
It's not just like you're just taking a wet ship
in a in a like soggy cardboard box and they're
shipping that.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
That's not how they're doing.

Speaker 7 (48:41):
Adam, you hope.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
So we don't know how people do that. That's what
we need to talk to the sponsor. Thank you, without
a doubt, without a doubt. That's not how they're doing it,
you without a doubt.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
Something like it a little bit outside the bag and
then they're like, oh fuck, and then they touch the
box with a little bit of poop on their fingers
and they fold and then they go like this to
like close it with its Definitely, there's sing by the way.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
By the way, everything you touch all day long, there's
poop on it. There's poop on it. If you're if
you are anywhere, there's poop. People do not wash their
hands properly, and there's poop. There's poop on every door handle.

Speaker 7 (49:18):
This is gonna be the first clip. This is the
first clip of this episode.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
There's poop everywhere. So so get real.

Speaker 7 (49:24):
I don't disagree. I think you're right.

Speaker 5 (49:26):
Yeah, so so why are we so scared to just
live alife?

Speaker 3 (49:29):
Its?

Speaker 7 (49:30):
Actually, but that's just might be like a bit.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
Of a slippery slope at them. If you're like, oh,
there's already poop everywhere, so why don't you just start
fucking smearing poop all over it? That's not what I said.
I can still start. You wash your hands the best
you can, but don't be afraid to go and live life, Blake,
because there's just ship everywhere, Blake, there's ship everywhere. Dude. Wow, man,
you know, and then the story and you judging and

(49:56):
you but waiting. There's just dude, wait what Here's what
I found that poop and jizz on literally everything we
encounter now probably on everything, dude, yeah of us, Yeah,
oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
I do want to do a test where we like
swab each of our phones and like send it to
a lab, oh dear, and have them have them read
off everything they've found on the phone good and how
much of it your phone was up here? I think
we got to run it again because the only way
we could get these results if it was literally in

(50:33):
someone's rectum, asshole.

Speaker 6 (50:37):
I just need to know how I'm getting a call, Yes, buzzing,
he's buzzing. I think super funny that would be getting buzzballs.
There's three different people's jiz here.

Speaker 4 (50:49):
You know they sell buzzballs at Dodger Stadium. I saw
I saw a clip of someone I know chugging rap.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
They are I bet they They probably change it up
for all the different squads. I would think zero joking.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
Like, I think we need to do a sit down,
even like as a guest, to bring on whoever's at
the helm of buzzballs as soon as they fired Blake,
because it has skyrocketed.

Speaker 7 (51:17):
In ways they did Blake, Blake. Let's be honest here.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
Yep, you took on buzzballs as a little bit of
a bit, and now it is a real viable product
that everyone knows everywhere and kind of enjoys. With that,
it's not a bit, it's a buzzball seen at Dodger Stadium.

(51:41):
The most one of the most iconic sports entities on
the planet.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
I know, so what, That's why I have That's why
I'm starting to put my chips into big SIPs. I
think we can do with big SIPs what we did
with buzzballs. Let's get on a base. You're not, I mean,
you're not getting paid for that. It doesn't it We're dming.
We're currently dming. We're talking. Yes, we're are you You

(52:06):
are talking to Big Sin. You're side stepping what I'm
genuinely interested in, Durris. What are you? What? What am
I side stepping that?

Speaker 2 (52:12):
I think it would be absolutely fascinating to talk to
the person who took buzzballs from a little bit of
a punchline from an alt comic like yourself.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
It was us. We did it, Okay, we put it
in the street.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
To where it is a real viable commodity that people
know and love. Now.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
I think it was a perfect storm. What do you
think it was a perfect storm. I remember they. I
think they were just little dusty balls on the counter's
Adam's bachelor party. I've always seen them. I embraced them.
Maybe that was the seed, Maybe that was the so you.

Speaker 5 (52:47):
Saw them going to my bachelor party, and that was
like the first time you fell in love with them.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
I didn't know that was the very first time that
I purchased one. I always clocked them throughout my life
at like, see the liquors would be like the dusty balls.
It's like those things are funn we all have. And
then it was like for Adam's birch, Butcher going to
try it to us. I loved it, and I loved it. Yeah,
and then but you didn't love it. There's just the

(53:15):
way it tasted. I think I think they're good. You
you always clown on them, but I do think they're
pretty good. Huh.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Good is an interesting way to put it. I think
that like they are good enough.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
You know what, superior drinkability and taste. Big SIPs. If
you see them in your local Is that what it
says on it or is that what you think? No,
that's what I think. If you go into your local
liquor store, look for the big SIPs, tell them the
Blake sent you now are big SIPs and you do
not work for them yet or so I think we
would all have to disclose this. Are they everywhere? They're good? Well?

(53:50):
Remember I was telling you guys last week that I
did have to go to like four different seven eleven's
at eighty them. But they are, they're growing, and I.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
Guess I gotta look up who owns buzzballs my fucking self,
since no one's listening.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
Well, it just changed. That's what happened. Is it just
got bought by.

Speaker 5 (54:10):
Like have you been listening to They got bought by
like Constellation or like some huge.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
That's what I'm That's the whole thing I'm talking about.
It is like who took it over?

Speaker 7 (54:18):
And what was the plan?

Speaker 2 (54:19):
How are they like, Hey, everyone considers these dusty balls
that they've looked at and bought as a joke and
now they're baseball wrapped and they're selling like hotcakes at
Dodger Stadium because it's there.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
They're trending. Is that it's a little party drink like
all takes it.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
No, that's what That's what people just say. There's somebody
behind it who makes sure that they're trending.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
This is what we're gonna do.

Speaker 7 (54:42):
This is the plan.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
Here's how we're rolling it out. We're gonna do this,
We're gonna push it. We gotta get Blake Anderson out
of here. As soon as possible, should be.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
Should have been me. Yeah, that's disappointing. I'm sorry that
wasn't it. I had a lot of really big ideas.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
By the way, here's something that they got to get involved.
Buzzball was one of the names of the Battle Toads.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
What is a battle toad? Battle toad was like a
Ninja Turtles rip off from ninety one. That was a
really cool and then Nintendo game. No, that was like ZiT.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
I'm just seeing right here, Buzzball redirect here for video
game characters see Battle Toads.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
That's fucking sick. Buzzball. Maybe that was like a bad
guy or something, because the three I don't know what
Battle Toads is. You don't remember Battle Toads.

Speaker 7 (55:25):
Oh really, not even a little bit.

Speaker 3 (55:27):
It's like the hardest Nintendo game ever made. It's so
fucking no. That would be an Echo. Remember Echo was
Sega and Echo was Sick the Dolphin. It was, yeah,
like Echo. You didn't even know what to do. It
was like, what the fuck am I supposed to be fighting? Dude?

Speaker 5 (55:44):
I remember, I remember I traded. I just some older
kid fleeced me.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
Mmm. I had all because we would always trade basketball cards.
And I had my basketball cards and I had a
Hakeem Elijah won rookie card, and he goes, it's led
for that Haikeem Eliju and rookie card. I'll uh, I'll
give you Echo Echoed Adults video game. And I'm like,
a video game for a basketball card, that seems like

(56:10):
a great deal. And I took it home and I'm like,
this is the worst game I've ever played. You just
swim around right, This kid fucking fleeced me. Dude. No,
it's a pretty cool game, but it's as hard as
like a child because it's kind of like open and
it doesn't really tell you what you're supposed to be doing.
Echo is not bad. It has a great sound. Well,

(56:31):
how much is the Hakeem? I'll know that's a that's
a real type of game. I just am not into
the like world games. Some people love that. Sure, sure,
I have fallen out of like open world stuff. It
just it takes too long to like travel places, you know, world.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
I like the one outside my fucking front door. Okay,
the one I'm shitting in, the one with the titty.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
So this is so anywhere between two hundred and one
thousand dollars. Okay, up up to three thousand dollars for
a PSA ten, which I doubt it was, but we're
talking five hundred bucks probably.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
Yeah, about how much is a Echo the Dolphin original
Sega in the case you guys are looking for, what
are you guys looking at the price of? Oh wow,
yeah these Well this Hakeem is signed. Man, we got
to get some sick ass basketball. I think I stopped listening.
I thought it was a Nintendo game. It was a
second game, Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
I want to say that it was a like not
even Sega Genesis, Like it was the premiere game for
like their next console.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
It came out with Yeah, you like got it with.
It must have been a different video game because I
was too old for this. Maybe watch. I was like,
I was like sixteen years old, and I'm like he
was an older kid, grown, I'd have been a different game.
But Echo.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
Anyway, By the way, I'm looking at the chat now,
because there is some stuff in here. Right off the
bat here, Isaac's like talking about his kid changes into
jim clothes, but no shower.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
Oh yeah, that's the way to do it. No shower,
No shower. There's no seats on this toilet. Adam is
talking about acquired buzzballah, which that's big bye.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
They also see this what I'm talking about the marketing.
It's like buzzball.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
Isaac is talking about the toilet seat that I that
I ship on and it's just stainless steel. There's no
like real.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
Is this the toilet that looks like a cyber truck? Yeah,
it's where he got the super angular. I took a.

Speaker 7 (58:37):
Picture of this.

Speaker 3 (58:37):
I'll send it to our production team to throw up
on the You took a photo of this toilet? Oh?
I did the other day. I was like, this looks
like a fucking cyber truck. That's a standard issue park toilet.
I don't know what you're talking about. Stainless steel, Like
you can do damage to those things. They're like bomb shelters.
I think that's what Adam has been doing. Yeah, absolutely, yeah, yeah,

(58:58):
some damage that he's dropping bounce So you hover her,
you do the sitting burn where you just thighs are
on fire. No, what do you do? Sit on it? Sorry?

Speaker 2 (59:10):
The toilet I'm talking about don't even have like a seat.
It's like maybe I guess I'm thinking of the urinal,
but like I thought, it was just like a fucking
rim for you to just squat over.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
So I don't know. I can't remember exactly what this
toilet looks like, but I'm sitting down. I don't I
don't humber blackout. You completely blackout when you're in a toilet. No,
it's my zen, it's my zen place. So I just
will you just sketch it from memory real quick. I
just melt into into it. It's it's you time. That's

(59:42):
the real Adam time he gets in those.

Speaker 4 (59:45):
Blake I'm going, I'm I might be doing this movie
way up, way up North, Okay, Newfinland, Canada.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
Yeah, that is a that is an uncharted area of Canada.

Speaker 7 (59:58):
Isn't it charted for me?

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
Oh for your for your, no, for me, for me,
for me, for me, for me. It's charted by Eric
Eric the Red Oh yeah, which was the question I
lost on Jeopardy. So that name bens me. I'm sorry. Yeah,
that could be cool, but that's like a. Yeah, that's
like an island of Canada, isn't it. Like Yeah, it
can't be heavily populated. No, I think it's gonna be

(01:00:20):
pretty sad. Just uh, and my wife has was already
like cool, uh, and I might do something after this,
which might be in a tropical location. She's like, I'm
just gonna go to.

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
That one, skip that and not go to the one
up north and so and I'm looking at photos. I'm like,
it's so beautiful up there. But the whole time, I'm like,
I'm gonna be just jerking off so much science in
this beautiful location.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
Just euphoria, just DVDs. Well, I think I'm gonna watch Euphoria.
I hope, I hope the internet. But they have the
Internet up there right just in case, I don't know
if they have fiber optic, I'm gonna go fuck it.
That's pretty far north, right. So wait, that's not so
that doesn't appeal to Chloe. She don't want to go
to like a woodsy like kind of like that's not

(01:01:09):
the vibe we're trying to sell. And also there's not
going to be like nightlife humans.

Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
Yes, well I doubt that there's going to be like
a nice hotel that they're putting in on something.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
So it is she she's got to be a dope
ass cabin or something. She's like, I don't know how
much that appeals to me? I wonder because that's kind
of getting close to because it's like East End, you're
almost loop you get that high north, you're almost looping
back around, right. I feel like you're like up near
like Greenland or something, North Pool, you know, the North Pole. Yeah, dude,

(01:01:43):
that's sick. Dude. I like that shit. Yeah, we'll see,
we'll see. I've never been that far north, so I'm
pretty excited about it. I really want to kind of see.
I'll send you some res come visit.

Speaker 7 (01:01:54):
Where does it take place?

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
Where does it take place there? It takes place in Newfoundland?

Speaker 4 (01:01:58):
Yeah, oh okay, but dogs, okay, so we're going that's
not how it normally happens. Uh normally, it's like it
takes place in in uh Hollywood, California, and we're shooting
it in Croatian.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
This is a cool uh like new Newfoundland comedy. Yeah,
it's like a dark comedy Fargo s I like that.
That's cool. How about the name Newfoundland? Yeah, they kind
of who was in charge of that. They put a
pin in it. I think they put a pin in it,
and they say we'll go, we'll loop back. Yeah, we'll
name it the guy.

Speaker 4 (01:02:34):
Yeah, he's like, to be perfectly honest, I did not know.
I did not know that it was in Canada. Yeah yeah,
I was like, I was like, maybe this is is
Newfoundland a country?

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
Well yeah, it's like the Finland of it, but it's
it's Foundland. Which is I was like, is it a
country that I just like a small country that I
just didn't really know about?

Speaker 7 (01:02:59):
Is it different?

Speaker 6 (01:03:00):
Then?

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
Is it part of Nova Scotia or different? And it's
up it's north of Nova Scotia.

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
Right, you're a stupid dumb at which is which is?
Can't no one, zero people, No one knows look anything
about Newfoundland. It's super far east and it's north. It
is a crazy little I bet it's why isn't it
also near like the Labrador Islands? I'm not choking? Yes right, yes, yeah,

(01:03:25):
that's right. Truly, I know all the dogs. That's crazy
that you know that that's where labradors are from. That
might be the weirdest thing about hers his dog nolled.
Besides that he can't tell time, is that he doesn't
even really like dogs. In fact, like it is always

(01:03:45):
dogs and like hates dog people.

Speaker 7 (01:03:48):
My wife is allergic. I was obviously obsessed with that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
I had to learn to hate them.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
My wife is allergic and now I will karate kick
them if they come near me, even if I get
sniffed on or like brushed up.

Speaker 3 (01:03:59):
I get home and she's like, is there a dog
near you today? And I go, all right, I'm gonna
go throw these clothes in the wash and I'll shower. Yeah,
I'm sorry for you. So you do have actually a
true love of dogs. It's but you can't. It's sad.
That's a sad is it is? Really sorry? Yeah? I didn't.
I didn't know. Is that like that sad that.

Speaker 7 (01:04:21):
It's it's sadly ironic. It's sadly ironic.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
Dude. I'm trying to look at for stuff you could
be doing out in Newfoundland, and yeah, I'm not finding.
I think mostly it's gonna be filming this movie. Yeah,
I think that's what I'm going to whoa.

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
And also like I'm gonna have to speak with a
very Canadian accent, okay, so like very it's gonna have
to be pretty dialed in.

Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
So maybe it's from up there. Isn't like Maddie Matheson
from up there? Uh he is? I think he might
be more Nova, Scotia. Yeah, yeah, he seems he seems
like he's from a city though.

Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
But he is.

Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
He's on like a he's on. He's on like no
he could, but he did. He has like a farm
where he like grows all his all his ingredients. Now
did you look at that, dude? This is really Newfoundland's flag.
They have pink in their flag. That's fucking crazy. It
says it's the unofficial flag, but this is important. I've
never seen a flag with pink. I know, I know

(01:05:20):
my flags. How many flags have pink in it? Not
a lot blake, but it's blowing my mind.

Speaker 4 (01:05:27):
The crazy thing about about the map of Canada is
is when you think of Canada, you only think of
like the provinces that are directly above America.

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
Yes I do. Yeah. The fact that there's provinces above those,
that's when you get really cut. He dude, that's crazy,
the cool, that's the cool Canada, man.

Speaker 5 (01:05:49):
That's that's essentially where I'm going to be. I'm I'm
that far north.

Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
I'm hyped for you. That's gonna be fucking sick. And
it's all the way on the East coast too, so
it's it's going to be right right above Quebec. You're
gonna have a You're gonna have an interesting experience. I'm hyped, man,
I'm excited. I'm excited for it. Quite the adventure.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
This is what's crazy is that we all know Adam
included that whenever Adam shoots something somewhere, it becomes his
new favorite place.

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
That's true. And I am afraid.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
I am dying to see what comes from this from
him being like you guys, there's no way.

Speaker 7 (01:06:25):
I'm opening the moose hunting lodge.

Speaker 3 (01:06:27):
Like it's gonna be fucking serious. You're gonna have to
get like super into like fucking castles. Tell you what there,
I'm gonna learn to love it. God, and you've been cast. Yeah,
you've been cast. Hey, I've gotta work. Like I said,
I'm gonna work on it.

Speaker 7 (01:06:43):
You cut that part out. Cut that part out. No
one needs to see that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:46):
I'm gonna work on it, Okay, I feel like you
have to work on it.

Speaker 5 (01:06:51):
Yeah, I'm gonna watch I'm gonna watch Fargo.

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
Fo doesn't take place there. Yeah, but it's nowhere, dude,
it's very it's they have a very Yeah. But this
is like above like the French Canada.

Speaker 4 (01:07:05):
Yeah, I know, dude, Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna do
my research.

Speaker 3 (01:07:10):
I have a couple of months. It's not it's not
for a few months yet. So all right, I'm dude,
I'm high for you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
You know what they're gonna do when you're doing ad R,
They're gonna bring you outside.

Speaker 7 (01:07:19):
Hold you into the sun, and go. You couldn't do
the except could.

Speaker 4 (01:07:23):
Joke Isaac saying approximately seventy five percent of seventy five
percent of Canada's population lives within one hundred miles of
the US border.

Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
That's sick. That's crazy, that's sick. Those are the big homies.
So yeah, so shout out Canada and Finland. I gotta
get back there. Maybe I'm gonna visit you. Yeah, come
on up please.

Speaker 7 (01:07:46):
Why would they say approximately seventy five.

Speaker 3 (01:07:48):
To ninety Yeah, that's not a very that's like a
huge approximation. Weird. But I would even say, also Isaac
wrote this, so he you know, who knows where this
came from.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
I bet it's like fifty percent lives within fifty miles
of the US border, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
Like, that's pretty imprissed man, Okay, it's like you're going
to do something. You could do some whale watching at him.
I'm hyped for you. I love whales. Well, you know
you can also just do that in Canada, I know,
but you're sorry. In Mexico, like down in Coppy, you
could northern whales with like a drink in your hand.
They're different, northern whales, cold water whales. Oh, come on?

(01:08:23):
Are they different? Are they bigger?

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
What do we got?

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
Bowface? You got a bow face? Out? They get big? Okay,
they get big, they get big out all right, I'm excited.

Speaker 7 (01:08:30):
Ride a blue whale.

Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
Oh, I don't know, blue whale. That'd be fun there.
I would love that. That's bad idea season two?

Speaker 7 (01:08:36):
Is this a Whale Rider sequel?

Speaker 3 (01:08:37):
There might be an orca out there, though I can't say,
God damn yes. Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams? Oh,
let's see. No. Yeah, I want to take back because
you know, I know you were accusatory towards me, but
I want to take back any sort of judgment for
when you point one finger, you have three point back
at you. Okay, but you know you're right. There probably

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is a lot of shit and jizz all over everything
we touch every day, and sometimes you gotta just.

Speaker 7 (01:09:05):
This is what you want to circle back to.

Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
Yeah, well you just gotta shed it, you know. And
Adam's right. I like that. I like that point of
view is you've got to kind of just let it,
let it go and go on with your life and
take a public shit without a door on, you know,
like and who cares if somebody seesy shitake?

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
I'll take it a step further. Every breath you take
is a fart somebody farted in you're breathing, thank you,
that's exactly right, or a squirrel farted you're breathing in.

Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
And that's what the that's what the sting song is about.
I believe the police don't every breath you take that's
exactly right.

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
You know when like we've all smelled like a dog fart. Right,
you've had a dog and you've smelled the fart, or
you've had a friend who had a dog.

Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
Or would your wife, uh if a dog farted near you,
would that aphrodisiac? It's not at okay, can't happen.

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
Uh, But like imagine a rat fart like these all
these mammals do non mammals, far the lizards, far Blake,
you've had a lizard.

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
Yeah, I do think they do. I know that like
when they ship, they shit and piss at the same time.
So I'm sure there's parts in there as well. Yeah,
I do that far sometimes too.

Speaker 7 (01:10:13):
Are you sure?

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
Yeah, I am. I'm at seventy ninety percent, absolutely positive.

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
Because i know, like the methan everyone always talks about,
like the cows. It's like the methane is ruining the atmosphere,
like we're breathing in all these farts.

Speaker 7 (01:10:26):
Also, so I do like your your your new perspective
of just thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:10:31):
Yeah, it's crazy that the amount of cow farts are
burning a hole in the ozone layer.

Speaker 7 (01:10:38):
Got me looking your lungs.

Speaker 3 (01:10:40):
Yeah, but then we just exist also here, Yeah, ye
are parts are quite as quite as bad. I guess
speak for yourself.

Speaker 5 (01:10:47):
No, I'm saying the cow farts are also cure. We're
breathing that in.

Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
Oh yeah, I'm sure. I've been on a farm before.

Speaker 5 (01:10:54):
I didn't like die and the ozone layer such a bitch,
you know.

Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
Oh oh that's a good take.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
Great title for the episode, so we don't have to
be sent any titles to pick.

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
Yeah, just do that. Why ze ozone Layer such a bitch?

Speaker 4 (01:11:07):
Yeah, And I would like to take back Blake how
aggressive I was towards you. I just knew that, Blake,
And sorry, Jersey and I we spoke up as we
normally do during the podcast, and we are talking.

Speaker 3 (01:11:21):
We almost can't help it, and we're giving.

Speaker 4 (01:11:24):
Our opinions about a thing, and we're then talking about
it and you're just sort of sitting there and you're
just sort of stroking your beer.

Speaker 3 (01:11:33):
I have to I have this whole soundbard and.

Speaker 4 (01:11:36):
You might ask a question about us, but then it's
you're never really talking about you. So then I had
to go, well, I actually know why you're not speaking
up in this instance, because you're afraid of your own shadow,
and especially if that shadows shitt.

Speaker 3 (01:11:52):
Thank you, apology, extip apology, and it's always so nice.
I always love your That was really really kind of you.

Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
Adam, and I will take a stance almost based on nothing,
but I do have to do this podcast around an hour.

Speaker 3 (01:12:10):
And I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so guarded. I'm sorry.
I refuse to reveal any details about myself. Yeah, but
I got this soundboard over here that I have, and
you hit it upwards speaks for you. You hit it
upwards of six times this podcast, Well, it would have
been a lot of diarrhea. Okay, I didn't want to

(01:12:30):
get a lot of just feel like that's beating a
dead horse. Okay, this isn't.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
A take back, it's more of a circle back, blake.
Would you describe your penis.

Speaker 3 (01:12:42):
In a car? Yeah, as a car? As a car,
thank you. I gave three examples. My first one was
Suzuki Sidekick. You guys refuse to listen to that. Then
I called it a wrangler. You guys didn't like that one.
And I mentioned that a Jetta would be a good cock.
So well, we didn't say would be a good cock.

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
You could just suggest what your penis would be like
as a car. I'm not just my dick as a
car is a slug bug? Yes, an old slug bug.

Speaker 3 (01:13:09):
What is the nineteen seventies? Like a Volkswagen Volkswagen bug?

Speaker 7 (01:13:13):
Slug bug?

Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
Like rusted out bad bad. You see it, you get excited,
you make a when you see it, you get excited,
you make a little game about it. But your friend, yeah,
but your friends, you actually don't see it. That often. Yeah,
used to be around a lot more in your childhood.

Speaker 4 (01:13:30):
I actually see that, you know. I live by the
beach and I see them all the time. Yeah, well yeah,
and it's always the oldest men driving them.

Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
And Todd did also mention Honda Ridgeline because yes, hearkening
back to Herd, I don't wear Spider Man costumes. I
love a good Hearken, Thank you, I love a good
I love to heart Ellen Harken. I love you, guys.
And that was. It seems like that, boys, it seems
like that was another episode of this is important, Everybody's

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