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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically
crucially important today.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
On This is Important.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
If I poop a little bit and then I poop
a little bit more, well that's called the double future.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
You were such a bitch in high school. Weren't you?

Speaker 5 (00:22):
Exqueeze me? What school do you go to? I don't
recognize you from Clayton Valley. Let's go.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Be ready. That is wosh.

Speaker 5 (00:43):
People still do this one buddy, which one? Oh?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah they can.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
No one's gonna stop them, is what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (00:52):
Don't stop you?

Speaker 2 (00:53):
How would you describe that?

Speaker 3 (00:54):
What?

Speaker 5 (00:54):
What? What?

Speaker 2 (00:55):
What do we call them? That dance move?

Speaker 5 (00:56):
I know it as like I think I saw Shack
do it at like a Chanceampionship.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
No, Adam, you were just doing this and then you
went to like Gopher from Caddyshack.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Come on, what the microphone was too close to me.
I didn't want to back up from the mud.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
It's not this, Adam.

Speaker 5 (01:17):
I have no SNA my head phone.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Adams, you're like serving appetizers to the gods.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
I get it. I remember that day.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
That's the name of the dance move. Appetizers to the God.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
We were just talking about before hopping on, before the
official hop on, we were talking about, uh, the fights
that now people are doing, the sort of quasi famous people.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
Are Now they're like quasi famous.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Yeah yeah, yeah, they're like quasi famous, and now they
are fistfighting each other for our enjoyment.

Speaker 5 (01:50):
And I love that. That's where we're at as a society.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
And Adam, you're saying quasi famous, they're more famous, they're famous.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Well, no, I think the first thing I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:01):
Ray J is famous, yes, but who did he fight?
That's what we're talking about. He fought the super Hot
fire guy, Super Hot Fire the guy from the sketch.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
From the Voice of a Generation. If we want to
be real.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
I mean super influential sketch.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
I'm sure super influential sketch.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
I'm sure everybody.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Okay, I guess let's explain the sketch because there's people
that don't know super I.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Think we have to a Adam. I feel like they
know they.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Know, No, they don't if he if he was.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
On that car, I think they know him more than
they know Martin mull And I refuse to explain.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
That is also, like, I think he's been dead for.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
A long time. A legend's never done. Also, if he wasn't,
he'd be like nineties.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
So I think that we're talking current age people and
the super Hot Fire guy, super Hot Martin he started
isn't isn't probably at the level that most people would
know who he is. Blake, please explain, Todd, could we
lower my headphones a little bit? Everything, including oh, Adam,
I'm so loud, dude, maybe your ears are just on fleek.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
That could be my ears could be on fleek.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
Well, well, Adam figures as I think the old sketch
was a rap battle, like a rap freestyle battle, and
this one dude, super Hot Fire would just hit the
guy who was battling with like a pretty you know,
mid tier bar, but then the whole crowd would flip
out in a way that he just absolutely annihilated this guy,
and he would kind of look to a camera and

(03:36):
then he hit him with the gem.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Did Gem steal the looking at the camera from Super
Hot Fire? Todd?

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Tod, by the way, that was an incredible sketch. It
was very but I don't know if that guy is
super famous. Well, to my point, that's why he's quasi famous.

Speaker 5 (03:57):
Adam, you wish well, then this was a great career
move because he ended up he ended up knocking out
ray J.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah, now he's back, That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Really, is he like older and jacked?

Speaker 5 (04:09):
Yes, ray J is. Ray J is still in the hospital.
He's in the hospital to time.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
No he isn't.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
Yeah, yes, man, he's laid up.

Speaker 6 (04:17):
Man.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
You know what, it might be one of those procedures
where like you go in because you got beat up,
and then he's also like, we got I gotta get
a penal reduction. It's solom in.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Here while we're here.

Speaker 5 (04:27):
Hey, we know we.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yeah, take off a few inches. My back's killing me.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
We know exactly what he's working with.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
Ray Ju.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
Well, dude, his back is killing him because I watched
part of it and he has a belly in the
way I have a belly, but I'm built to have
a belly. Okay, ray J wasn't built for belly. Okay,
right that his his belly looked it didn't look proportional
on him.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Yeah, yeah, it.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
Looked like it looked like he was a little distended,
like it was his back was arching and I'm like,
that has to be terror on your lower back.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
Yeah, it was a ball put on top of his frame.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
It would be when Blake finally gets the belly that
we all know is coming at some point. It's just
gonna it's just gonna flop out coming when it's Miller time,
Mellow time.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
It's not he's not coming. He's not coming. What's gonna
happen is Blake's gonna have it.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
He's gonna reach the amount of like course lights that
you can drink as one human can drink, and all
of a sudden, it's gonna finish that course light in
any notable.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
You're just gonna level up the.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Banquet of belly.

Speaker 5 (05:32):
That number does not exist. Brother, that number does not exist.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah, so so so super hot Fire. Describe his body
for me, please. He was in he was in better shape.
And how long did they have to get in shape?
Like did they have three months? Like pump iron and
like pit bags.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
I don't know all the details.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
I'm gonna hit some.

Speaker 5 (05:52):
I don't know when you get I don't know when
you sign up. How long you have until you you
have to fight. That's a great question because I assume
if we ever signed up to do that.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Why don't you want to know? Your window to.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Really of us have to fight each other.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
We're training.

Speaker 5 (06:06):
Yeah, three way fight would be must setta actually must.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
No no no no no no.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
What we would have to what we would have to
do is fight another threesome.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
It would have to be a six person brawl.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
Oh like you ever watched those youtubes Like they're like
the Russian fights where it's like six on six and
then as you start to.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Get knocked out, I know what you're talking to.

Speaker 5 (06:30):
Your your team doesn't shrink, right, not like one for one.
It becomes like six guys against one, dude, and it
just is a beat.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
I like how it's always like New Jersey versus Poland
and you're like, oh all.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
Right, oh tail, it is just a Jersey got it, dude?

Speaker 2 (06:45):
I don't know. I don't know. I think Poland might
have them.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Did the back hair situation? Whoever's got the more back
hair always wins, so do whatever?

Speaker 4 (06:54):
Like all the I don't know you havec that. Well,
this isn't my world, but the wherever is it? Kabebe?

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Is that the guy's name or is that like a
delicious street meat?

Speaker 3 (07:06):
It's gotta be both.

Speaker 5 (07:07):
I think I think he's named after the street.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Is it is? He?

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Is he Kobebe? Is that the guy I'm thinking of?
I think it's Kubib, right, isn't it like Kubbib?

Speaker 3 (07:19):
I just want to.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Cabib.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
But anyways, wherever that guy's from, it's the scariest place
alive and New Jersey. If they just got ten of
those guys and we got the ten baddest motherfuckers from America,
I'm scared. Well, I think America would win because we're
pretty dastardly in a fight.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Sure, But wherever he's.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
From the street, meet man, wherever that guy's from, because
they're just over there.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
They're different.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
They're like different, Adam, that's the word. It's different.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Different.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
They are not different. It is different, and so they
are products of the difference.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
See, we train in gim, we train in gym.

Speaker 5 (08:01):
They yes, you are right. They change train in rivers.
They fight bears. It's like it's a whole different protocol.
They train in rivers, which, by the way, you fight
a bear.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
If you train in a river and you're fighting bears,
you're gonna beat the guy at gold gym.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're gonna beat him.

Speaker 5 (08:17):
Yeah, it's just that's the rule.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
He's on creatine and they're like, we eat rocks.

Speaker 5 (08:23):
Yeah, dude, I just eat grab.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
I'm filled with pebble.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
We eat what creatine is is made from, which is
the guts of sam fruity pebbles.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
I eat pebbles that were rolled in fruit juice.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
I fight in.

Speaker 5 (08:41):
Training rivers, I eat aquarium grab what is by the way, Just.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Because I've seen people like wrestling bears on the internet.
Where are you pulling the train in rivers? What visuals that? No?

Speaker 4 (08:52):
I think I've seen the video of them like running
across seen that.

Speaker 5 (08:56):
I've seen the footage the bro to get his stanama U. Yeah,
he just is in a river, like swimming against it,
running in it, like.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Running against the current. There's so many workouts you can do, and.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
We use what is around us given by nature, right,
which is always rocks.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
Like the functional strength of these guys strength. You can't
train that in a gym. There's no going to you know,
twenty four hour fitness or an equinox and getting that.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Which maybe that's our business idea.

Speaker 5 (09:26):
We make a very like nature forward gym that trains
you as if you're outdoors. It's almost like a danger
room for that.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
And this can't be just an outdoors thing. No, that's
because it's indoor gen that trains you. Like guess what,
you know that.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
The influencer babes aren't going to show up. You want
you want to be able to like control the strength
of the river. And I realized like, now, yeah, okay,
now we don't have.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Well, you got to build up, right, you can't not
everyone's a kabebe.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
Whatever.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
I feel like you're not tapping into an untapped resource here,
which is nature, babes.

Speaker 5 (10:05):
I mean, we're trying to reconize it. We're trying to
we're trying to make money off of it. And you
can't that that market's already counter.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
By very clean gyms with good lighting, and they got that,
they got the tripods for your phone everywhere.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Yeah no, but I I understand.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
I understand both of your points, okay, and I totally
agree on both sides of the fence. I'm like agreen
with both, but I will say two points. I will say,
a usable functional fitness river in a gym, so we
can train like goddamn Americans in a gym there's a

(10:47):
high protein snacks available, maybe some energy drinks that will
make our hearts.

Speaker 5 (10:53):
That has to be close by. Okay, we're Americans.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
It's just releasing salmon. And then when it gets to
the end of the river inside a building, they just
take it to the top. They just put back in.
Goes again. You know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (11:06):
That's not that's not a bad idea. Dude.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
Well, I'm saying you have the river and then you
have a little knob like you know, regular American style,
and then you turn it up once you get more
kabebe two different.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
It goes from American all the way to different, two different,
to wherever the not us something else not it goes.
It goes from American to not us two different, to
something else.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
To black white, polka dot don't matter to me, it
ain't not.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
It goes to pot. Then you know you're in for
it because you come out looking like, I don't know,
I don't know, something else.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Something else different.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
Sure, sure, I had a I moved a dresser last week.
Uh huh yeah, okay, okay, Oh Jesus, no idea.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
I'm so offended.

Speaker 4 (11:59):
I'm a dresser and it's with my buddy and he
is a strong man, but he's he does like a
lot of he works on a lot of houses.

Speaker 5 (12:08):
He's like a contractor.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
Yeah, I am visibly much stronger than this man. If
you were to just say strong, I look stronger. I'm
definitely more defined. I bet if we went to the gym,
I would lift heavier than him.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Okay, but then.

Speaker 6 (12:29):
The way he man handled this dresser was unreal. I
was struggling with this dresser and he just fucking whipped
and namate with it.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
He moves like a man.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
It was different.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
I think I think we covered this because in college
I worked at a liquor store and we had to
like be in the back with kegs. And on day
one keg strength Day one, I was like, Uh, how
am I going to do this? And I watch these
other guys just grab them, toss him stack them like
two or three high, and I'm like, what maybe not

(13:03):
three high? Two high? Definitely though, And then like ten
days in, you just you have it. Your your body understands.

Speaker 5 (13:13):
It adapts, it completely adapts to the party.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Uh. And anyway, I cut off Blake, Who's going to
tell a better story?

Speaker 5 (13:19):
It's science?

Speaker 4 (13:21):
Oh not at all, Bro, little Blake, stories suck just
as much as yours, and minds sucks are terrible.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
I have no story.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
Sometimes you gotta have a beginning in the middle and
then the end. You're like Blake, I have no story
of strength, and you sort of bail and give it
to the homemade. Yeah, you chuck it as beginning a
middle and.

Speaker 5 (13:39):
Then and I passed the mic but went.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
On a mic.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
I don't want to give me the mic, and I
passed the mic at him.

Speaker 5 (13:47):
Okay, well, okay, we can go back to the MMA
fighting because we didn't cover all of them. Ray J
and Super Hot Fire were kind of like dudes who
are a little out of shape. But then there was
Michael Beasley and Land Lance, even Eve who.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
X former NBA stars and still in good shape.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
Lance is famously known for blowing in Lebron's.

Speaker 5 (14:09):
Ear, Yes, yes, and doing like whenever he hit a three,
would do like a cool guitar celebration.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
Yeah, but you know he did that so that he
would be remembered for something besides blowing in Lebron's ear.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
But you know, we got to you know that that
was like a conversation with him and his agent and
they're just pitching ideas, and Lance was like, I don't know,
maybe I humped the air or something.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
And then his age is like, yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Well, we actually recruited a bunch of Second City guys
to have some pitches.

Speaker 5 (14:36):
Here's one, dude, what if I just get down and
hump the ground, you'd be cool. Dude, this guy did
an air guitar.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
That's gonna you did an air guitar.

Speaker 5 (14:45):
Wait, what did you say? Maybe? I mean in the
moment when he was blowing in the Lebron's ear, I
mean it was it was pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
It was working. Was it his ear or what I
thought it was his leg?

Speaker 5 (14:57):
It might have been blowing in his leg, you know what.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Like you, he went to like tie his shoe and
then he just.

Speaker 5 (15:05):
Like no, no. I think they were standing at the
line for free throw.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
They were leaned over like baseball outfielder stands at the
free throw line waiting for a rebound, and he just
blew in his ear and Lebron just kind of like
shrugs and laughs it off. Whereas I feel like I
definitely would have been like, yeah, dude, those are the

(15:32):
like when you are a sportsman and you play.

Speaker 5 (15:34):
Those mind games, an athlete, an athlete, a sportsman, a.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Sportsman.

Speaker 5 (15:42):
If you're a ball guy, if you're a ballplayer, guy,
that what you call sportsman's if you're one of the
like the ball, the ball, dude, guys, I'm telling you
man that mental warfare.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
I love that ship. I love it.

Speaker 5 (15:56):
I love villains. I love villains of sports, like everybody
like dream Greens. It's so good.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
Dude, you know who my favorite? And then the Clippers
had him for a while, and boy did I love
him when he was a Clipper, Pat Beverly, Patrick Beverly.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
Yeah, yeah, he was the worst.

Speaker 5 (16:12):
He was Chicago the worst.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (16:15):
Yes, remember when he went and grabbed the photographer's camera
and like made like the referee look at like it
was There's just moments that.

Speaker 4 (16:24):
Are just Yeah, he was a true lunatic and like
such a pass too, like uh he he was just
like get all up in their grill.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Uh oh yeah, like just.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
On defense, just an amazing defense fla. Yes, he wears
you down, but in a way the way that you respected.

Speaker 5 (16:42):
Right.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
He's not throwing wild arms and like kicking people in
the nuts like some Warriors.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
Blazer, Yes, Draymond bitch ass and stomping chest.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Yeah, he's wild, he's wild. He is, he's insane.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
If you watch all Draymond Greens, like super flagrant plays
to back to back to back to back to back
to back to b it's dastardly. Oh my gosh, she's crazy.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
You just want to have a sitting down.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
And he's not good all right.

Speaker 5 (17:08):
It looks like a Jason Jason Stathom, like real dude.
He's always he's always about to fight something.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
Yeah, his own teammates.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
Did you see the thing with Shaq and uh no,
Charles Barkley and Draymond on inside the NBA? Oh please,
Oh yeah, there was like a real tense situation. What
basically Charles Barkley was saying like these players are getting.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
Too old in the NBA and.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
You're hanging on and you're making all this money essentially,
and you got to know when it's time to go.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
H And Draymond obviously took offense to that little.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
And he says, well, none of us want to look
like Charles Barkley on the rockets.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
You're a stupid And he goes to.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
Shack and Kenny like you know what I mean? And
Shack and Kenny was like, ah, I think you got.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
To explain that one.

Speaker 5 (18:01):
I'm a dumbas And.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
Then it was just heated where he was just kind
of going off on Charles and saying like in so
many words, he was like, you wouldn't know what it's
like to compete at the highest level when you're winning championships,
you're always trying to run it back, right, And it
got real heated.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
And Charles has never won a championship, right, No, that's
his but is regarded, it would be regarded as a
better basketball player than Draymond Green, than Draymond yeah, oh yeah, yeah, right,
Charles is one of the seventy five right when they
did that, Like, yeah, yeah, And I don't know if
Draymond was, right.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
I don't think Draymond was. Was what on one of
the seventy five.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
That list of seventy five greatest that they did the
greatest it.

Speaker 5 (18:45):
I don't know that he is because he is such
like a niche player in that he's a defensive specialist.
Yeah right.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
The rodmin for sure was on that list.

Speaker 5 (18:54):
He wouldn't he have been, Oh he has to be.
I don't know, the worm, Yes, he was the worm. Yeah,
of course the worm.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
Yeah, I know my sportsman.

Speaker 4 (19:05):
Yeah, I know that sportsball do I know Durs knows
the sportsman, but then always asks, but it's always it's
usually right when he's out.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
I say, I say, I make a statement, and then
hang a little right on the Hoddle question.

Speaker 5 (19:17):
Got it?

Speaker 2 (19:24):
I guess.

Speaker 5 (19:25):
While we're on the basketball subject, are you guys freaking
pumped that the New York Knicks are in the finals.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
I'm kind of hyped on that.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
I think it's good for America.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
I like, okay, yeah, yeah, I think it's cool.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
But you know what, and this is this isn't gonna
go over well, this isn't gonna go over.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Well whoever they play.

Speaker 5 (19:44):
M hmm.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
I wanted to go seven games.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
But if New York is just heartbroken and they don't
get it, bad for America.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
I don't know if it's bad for America.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
It's bad for America.

Speaker 5 (19:54):
Man, it's science.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
I don't know we need this.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
You're not from New York.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
This is gonna heal, This is gonna heal nine to eleven.
This is gonna Like I knew you were gonna say.

Speaker 5 (20:04):
That's always you say that every time I do.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
You're always like this is gonna heal nine eleven.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
Nine to eleven has been long enough at this point,
I don't know if this will be.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
We got a pet for I kids, I said, honey,
nine to eleven.

Speaker 5 (20:17):
All right, Okay, I'm alergic. I'm allergic. Okay, I'm super
allergic to dogs. But if it's gonna heal nine and a.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
Half, you sneeze, you might knock another building down.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
And I like New York and I like the East Coast,
but I've seen that T shirt.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Actually I like New York. That's the same. I like
New York, I like, I like it a lot.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
I like New York, but no one is no one
is more annoying than East Coast sports fans.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Old, I mean the most annoying.

Speaker 5 (20:42):
I mean yeah, coming from a person who has never
lived on the East Coast, I do agree with that state.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
What what what I what I'll say is that they're
the biggest sports fans.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Which I love. I have love for that.

Speaker 5 (20:56):
I like.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
I also love that right because if you compare them
to like an l A Dodgers fan, there's a lot
of diehard Dodgers, but there's also a lot of like,
let me just dust off this Dodger hat that I
got out last year and go to my game and
uh sure.

Speaker 4 (21:08):
Yeah, but there's so many the same Yankee fans may
same thing as Yankee fans.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
If people just wear Yankee hats, I.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
Don't think so. I think it means a whole other
thing there. No, I think it's no.

Speaker 5 (21:19):
I mean, I see you're ar well, there's I mean,
there's transplants in New York. But when we're speaking of
the East Coast, like a lot of the East Coast
has really annoying fans, it's not just New York.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
That's exactly right.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
But that's something they give a fuck.

Speaker 5 (21:35):
They care. I know, I know they wear their heart.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
They can totally get that they care. They care, and
if they win, I.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
Think they care.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
I think that's exciting. I think that's exciting. I would
be high.

Speaker 4 (21:46):
But watching this shot of Madison Square Garden, if they
lose the amount of like, ah, fuck you, fuck you.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
Here's what I here's what I fear they lose. We're
gonna do you a police horse on fire running through Manhattan.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
God, is this gonna be that?

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Well?

Speaker 5 (22:08):
You see it on fire, They're gonna turn the camera.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
They're gonna then We're just gonna see it upside down,
legs in the air, ribs open, flames coming from with them.

Speaker 5 (22:16):
They're gonna turn it into a cauldron.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Like the movie Krall.

Speaker 5 (22:20):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Yeah, now you're right, Yeah, well, maybe they have.

Speaker 5 (22:23):
To win obviously.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
Jalen Brunson is a star, right, He's obviously a star.
He's got this team on his shoulders. What he's done
has been unfucking real.

Speaker 5 (22:30):
Yeah, he's a great balls.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
Especially that game where they made the comeback.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
I do really like the team. I think they're awesome.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
But are they lacking star power?

Speaker 4 (22:39):
Absolutely well, I mean we'll find out.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
It seems like the teams like what were the teams
that won when Jordan went to go play baseball?

Speaker 5 (22:47):
The Rockets I think it was, Yeah, the Houston Rockets probably.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
They won twice.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
And who they have?

Speaker 5 (22:53):
They had Elijah a.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
Queen the Dream. They they also had Clyde Drexler at
some point.

Speaker 5 (22:59):
Oh really yeah? And oh Kenny the Jet Smith and
from n B A interesting NBA. Interesting from NBA from NBA.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
From NBA, he's my favorite ball sports Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
And heart right heart these Evan Hart. Kevin Hart, Yeah,
Kevin Hart. He was really young, but he was there.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
No, no, what's his name, Heart? I don't know his last
name's heart though, right? Oh, Josh Hart, Josh Hart on
the Knicks. It's also one of the funniest memes or
gifts of all time.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
He's a very memes Oh yeah, is it the one
word that.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Just goes?

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Does the NBA has the best memes?

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Well you can see their faces.

Speaker 4 (23:37):
Yeah, Well, the NBA has the best memes. And also
the NBA has the best highlight reels.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Absolutely, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
It's just very much what do you mean, just like
the Dunks just electric nights.

Speaker 5 (23:49):
Tonight's dunks just electric, and then it could just it's quicker.

Speaker 4 (23:52):
You know, there's a touchdown and a cool run, right,
but there might be two of those a game.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
Sometimes I like to watch a baseball just sail, you know,
and I'm like, is there's someone gonna catch it? Or
is just gonna kind of bounce around in the stands
and someone gonna grab it? I don't know, you never know.

Speaker 5 (24:07):
I will say while we're being super sports, because I
love sports, I do feel bad that you saying like
NBA is the best highlights and all that, right now,
that the NHL has also been cooking at the same
exact time, Like hockey has been just as dope on
these nights. But it's just like people don't give up. Fuck.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
I went to a I mean there's a few weeks
ago now, but I went to a Ducks an I'm
Ducks playoff home game and it was at the pond.

Speaker 5 (24:35):
Fucking incredible.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
Yeah, I've never been to a playoff hockey game, and
I've been to.

Speaker 5 (24:41):
A few hockey games.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
It's almost all knuckle pucks.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
Awesome, It's constant flying bes Like I'm not trying to.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
Flex about what I know about hockey and.

Speaker 5 (24:52):
Sports sporting yeah, sports ball, but it's.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
A lot of knucklebarks.

Speaker 5 (24:56):
But also, the team he is sighting is the team
from that movie.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
Which, by the way, it makes me love them so
much more. I was talking to my buddy who very
much doesn't like them, and his reason for not liking
them is the Disney movie The Mighty Ducks.

Speaker 5 (25:13):
See what the hell?

Speaker 4 (25:15):
He was like, he was like, dude, they're not a
real hockey team. They were based on a Disney Kids movie.
And he's like our age. So I'm like, yeah, dude, yeah,
He's named after this kick ass kids movie that we
all grew up on.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
His parents went and buy him the sick hat. We're
an alcoholic coach, Yes, gets busted rights, you get a dui.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Yeah, you get a duy.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
And drives a limo out onto the lake.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
An alcoholic lawyer.

Speaker 5 (25:41):
Right, isn't there a whole I feel like I just
watched it and there's like a pretty big part of
the movie is like his what he has to do
at work? Am I tripping or no? No?

Speaker 2 (25:50):
It's very quickly he gets a dui. He never goes
to court.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
I think you're thinking of Charles Brownson movies. Oh I am, Yeah,
that's Wish. He keeps being like and does this work
for you?

Speaker 5 (26:02):
Bay? Eighty five percent of the movie, eighty five percent
of Death Wish is him building like an apartment complex.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
It's fucking crowds. How did you? How did you?

Speaker 4 (26:14):
I mean, I don't think I've ever seen Death Wish?
How did you mistake the Mighty Ducks for Death Wish?

Speaker 3 (26:20):
Because he's just talking way about the job, and Death
Wish is more about the job instead of like him
like killing street punks or whatever.

Speaker 5 (26:28):
Sure, why are those that I because I recall, but
I just for some reason, both those movies sticking out
in my mind as movies where I just remembered the
dudes had the job.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
That's why he brought a gun to a Mighty Ducks game.

Speaker 5 (26:41):
One time. He's like, oh, guys, wrong movie, that's Sudden Death. Sorry, oop, dude,
you have to watch Death Wish man. No, actually, you
don't think it's called Death Wish.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
To me, I'm like, why, sorry, why the Mighty Ducks
and Death Wish? Wouldn't it be like I also was
thinking of Little Giants or another kid sports movie.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
No, Adam, we just explained this because he's talking about
how Emilio Estevez's story was way more about like the
work backstory as opposed to the hockey. And in Death Wish,
there's a lot of the movie dedicated to his job
as an architect instead of just killing bad guys, when
the movie should just be him killing bad guys. And
then it's like, yes, back of the office, and you're like,

(27:22):
why are no one cares about the office?

Speaker 5 (27:26):
Okay, I see what you're saying. And also, Adam, my stepdad,
my stepdad would say, if we watch Mighty Ducks, we
have to watch deaths as soon as it ends.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
It's a double feature.

Speaker 5 (27:38):
That's the only way, the only way I was allowed to.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
The amount of double features I watched as a kid.

Speaker 5 (27:46):
Yeah, a little back to bad fucking double I forgot.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
You grew up in the seventies.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
No, we would.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
I mean just it would be like at home, And
that's exactly what would happen.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Is that a double feature? Just watching more tea?

Speaker 4 (28:00):
Yeah, movies if you if you call it it's it's
a double feature film.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Yeah, if you brand it, absolutely we would watch it.

Speaker 5 (28:07):
That's Saturday are talking about. That's just Saturday. I can
explain it as well. He's talking about at home. When
you would buy the Ernest Goes to Camp dvd, it
came with Ernest Goes to Jail.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
It's a double feature. You flip the DVD.

Speaker 4 (28:23):
What would happen in the to mine household is we
would watch the first movie with the family that was
a family movie. You usually one that my mom was
excited to watch with my sister.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
And they'd go out and play and you'd be in
your wheelchair and you'd be like, God, damn, I gotta
watch another.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
Then they would go to bed and then my dad
and I would watch whatever, Demolition Man or some R
rated action.

Speaker 5 (28:45):
Yeah, dude, that's when we would really settle. That's when
the wheels came off. They go get the popcord.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
Have you guys ever been to a double feature? A
double feature in the movies, like a legit, Like, Hey,
I'm going to a double feature.

Speaker 5 (28:58):
Well it's legit.

Speaker 4 (28:59):
You can le go to a double feature in your basement.
Just saying, but I understand what you're saying.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
So I'm just trying to move on from your fantasy
of the fact that you've been to a double feature
having just watched television at home?

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Was it? Was it television? It was a movie.

Speaker 5 (29:13):
It was a rented movie from Hollywood Video.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
And what and what did you watch it on?

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (29:17):
And what did you watch it on?

Speaker 2 (29:19):
See on a giant monitor?

Speaker 6 (29:22):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (29:22):
A monitor? What is that? A fucking lizard?

Speaker 3 (29:24):
You watched it on a television?

Speaker 5 (29:25):
Bitch?

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Okay, And I'm just I'm wondering. Have you ever gone
to a double feature at a movie theater?

Speaker 2 (29:32):
What were double features? These were like movie theaters.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
You would buy them billing where they'd go, Hey, it's
two movies starring whoever or it'd be like two Car
Chase movies back to back, or they'd have two movies
that had nothing to do with each other, but they
would like I don't know.

Speaker 5 (29:46):
I don't even recall that being an option at Brandon Theater.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
That's why I jokingly said I forgot Adam grew up
in the seventies, cause it was kind of they were like, Oh,
I guess you could just do this at home.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
It was a thing when Durr's was a kid.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
I saw Mary Poppins and Sound of Music back to
back at the Grindhouse.

Speaker 5 (30:05):
The Music.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
I did watch Grindhouse the double feature, but that was
about it.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
Oh yeah, well it's they've made movies too long.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
You don't want to watch a two two and a
half hour movies and then you're there for five hours.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
On the big screen on a TV.

Speaker 5 (30:21):
For sure.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
Yeah, I don't fuck, you don't fuck, Hey, todd to,
Can we get that SoundBite chopped out there of Blake
saying I don't fuck.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
I don't fuck.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (30:34):
Well that's just not true.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
But be sure not fucking right now, Bud.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
I remember sneaking into a movie and having that be
a double feature, like being a high school kid, and
then you go to one.

Speaker 5 (30:47):
Movie and again again.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
Adam, you're just describing watching things back to back as
opposed to like when this is.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
To me, I called it a double feature. But also
as someone who works, I poop a.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
Little bit and then I boob a little bit more.

Speaker 5 (31:01):
Well, that's called the double feature. That's a double doodoo.
You couldn't call that too, as a guy who worked
at the movie theater at him that what you were
doing is illegal. You can do. You purchased a ticket
for one movie, naruh, and you want to watch another movie,
you have to exit the theater, purchase that ticket and
go back.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Dude, Oh dude, that's that just hearing you say that
you were such a bitch in high school, weren't you?

Speaker 5 (31:25):
Well shit and I and I can show you photos.
I had a vest Adam.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
I feel like if he had his theater vest on,
you would take him more seriously.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
You would, you would respect my authority.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
See, you would come over with your little afro and
you would say something like that to me, excuse me,
I would be no.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
He squeeze me to be funny and disarmed, you so salty.

Speaker 5 (31:45):
Squeeze me, exqueeze me what school do you go to?
I don't recognize you from Clayton Valley. You must be
one of those YV KIDSYV WYV.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
YV stands for URBA. What's that stand for Valley?

Speaker 4 (31:58):
I went to the Bay Area Music Festival Bottle Rock
this past week.

Speaker 5 (32:04):
You were in the bottle I would do bottle Rock.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
You beat any girls up?

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Hung out with your boy George Kittle, the forty fame.

Speaker 5 (32:12):
How's he healing up? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (32:14):
He was walking all over the place. He seemed he
seemed good. He's in good spirits. He was in Iowa, Hawkeye,
so we we have that in common, me being actually
from Iowa, and Blake claims it for no reason.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
He had an aunt that lived there once.

Speaker 5 (32:29):
I mean, I'm I'm I'm not born nor raised there
from there where I'm from. It's yeah, it's a big
deal wrestling.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
But anyways, so UH hung out with him for a while.
It was it was a it was a fun weekend, dude,
But I realized I can't party by the by the
second daylarrhea, diarrhea.

Speaker 5 (32:52):
Oh god, how hard are we going from just drinking
too much? And is it? Is it wine?

Speaker 3 (33:01):
Because it's called like bottle rock, right, So is it just.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
Like it is people are drinking wine, but no, I
was drinking tequila and.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Out of the bottle.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
It was twelve to fourteen hour days like music festival. Yeah,
there all day into the night.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
Yeah, you have to pace yourself.

Speaker 4 (33:20):
Ten I would say ten to twelve hour days. And
it was just a lot. And I never was too
drunk because you're walking around so much and you know
it's a music.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
And you had things to do.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
I do like Adam like I was never too drunk.
I want to see the footage. I want I want
people's opinion of what you just said. I wasn't too drunk.
Adam Devine was bliz.

Speaker 5 (33:40):
This isn't your first time here. Your first time was
when you when you punted the damn lobster roll on
the little girl.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
I didn't punt it. I threw it into the crowd.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
Spiked it, spiked it.

Speaker 5 (33:51):
Did you three sixty slam like a soft shell crab
on a infant this time? Or what happened?

Speaker 4 (33:58):
There was nothing dastard They kind of I think paired
the food with me knowing I'm probably gonna throw something
out to where it's not gonna be too gross. So
it was a corn dog covered in caviar. It was
a street taco. Okay, it was like a medley, and
then it was a here's the I'm like waiting for it, Miramoto.

(34:19):
He was a I think a fifteen foot long sushi
roll that we all rolled up together and then we
cut up, and then we threw chunks in the audience
and it was fucking delicious.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Threw shit in the audience. I did, dude, I did,
and I threw corn dogs in the audience. But it
was it was fine. People were catching it this time.

Speaker 5 (34:37):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
Oh, so you're saying that the person you hit before
just can't catch it was her fault.

Speaker 5 (34:42):
No no, no, no, that's not.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
No, it didn't.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
It didn't make it to her, and that's interesting, and yeah,
I will say it is a little her fault.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
I wish you could also like get out of the way,
you know.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
And maybe it was like genetics, like the mom didn't
pass down catching jeans, so it's almost be her fault.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
So here's what happened, quick recap for the people that
don't remember. I threw a lobster roll in the audience
that he that was covered with like a whole giant
tin of caviar. And it was like a several pound
lobster roll in this huge loaf of bread.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
Beefy.

Speaker 5 (35:14):
Yeah, I looked up the picture the other day. It's hilarious.
It's huge.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
It's larger than a football, and they wanted it, wanted it.
It's high up there, and so I climbed down on
to a speaker and I go to throw it, and.

Speaker 5 (35:31):
This guy's like, oh, goots it, I'll catch it.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
But as I threw it, it spun and it spun
and it dump and hosed these girls.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
And I think they got gifted.

Speaker 4 (35:41):
I think they got free tickets or or at least
a hooded sweatshirt from the United.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
And yeah, and the mom came for you, but she.

Speaker 5 (35:50):
Should have caught it. She should have.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
Yeah, the mom did come in my DMS. It got
pretty bad water. It's a lobster roll under the bread,
wasn't It wasn't.

Speaker 5 (35:57):
I didn't mean for that to happen.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
But guys, time this time, yes, I think it was
all fair game to throw in the crowd.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
It wasn't anything that was because they know, they know
you are dastardly.

Speaker 5 (36:09):
People are showing up like it's like it's a guar
concert they got. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
And then and I was with the Cool crew.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
It was Phil Rosenthal from some Everybody Feeds Phil or
whatever his show was called, but Everybody Loves ray created
Everybody Loves Raymond. But he has a food show show
a food show that's something. I don't really watch those
type of shows, but I think it's on Netflix. Somebody

(36:38):
feed pillbody something like that.

Speaker 5 (36:40):
Somebody just fucking feed this guy.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
By the way, when you create a show and you're
so rich that you're like, and now I'm gonna fly
around the world and people are gonna fill me eating
and they go eating. You know, we don't really need that.
He's like, I'll give it to you for free, and
they go, we'll put it on Somebody feed Pill.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
Yeah, that's what it's called.

Speaker 5 (36:56):
It's on Netflix, Okay.

Speaker 4 (36:58):
And then and then it was Uncle Jesse, Yeah from
Full House John Stamos, that's.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
You guys got to have some quality to real brodown.
We broke down. Yeah, he's a good guy.

Speaker 5 (37:10):
Was it a pretty natural fit you two? Were you
guys like, well we got two drummers, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
And then of course Trey Cool was hosted. He was
hosting the whole event.

Speaker 5 (37:18):
We love Trey. Trey's a great dude.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Is it his event?

Speaker 5 (37:21):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (37:22):
Yeah, this he hosted this show, so yeah, this one
of the days was his.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
I was if it was his fast. I don't know
if like he throws the no no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
No he does he does.

Speaker 4 (37:34):
Oh and Fred Armison dressed as a ramone, so okay, cool. Yeah,
it was quite the crew.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Yeah, that's a really cool crew.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
And then Uld John Stamos and Trey Coole get on
the drums and they're giving a real funky beat. Oh
yeah yeah, And I kind of didn't want to just
throw food in the audience the whole time.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
Mm hm, so the beat.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
Obviously there could have been some scouts in the audience,
so I knew that I had to like bring my
good stuff and I'm dancing, but also I'm hurting me
because I have been walking around this festival for a
long time. But at the end, I couldn't help myself
and I threw I threw myself into a jazz please,
and it didn't go.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
I thought you were gonna say you got on the
drums and did your sixteen bars or whatever you have,
but you did the jazz splits at them. I did
the jazz blots and the crowd R can't. Isaac has
to be with you at all times. Now, you're gonna die.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
It didn't go as great. Usually I could just fall
into a jazz plits. I got stuck. I went half
I went halfway down and just goes and it didn't
go any further. Oh, you ain't dropping as low as
you used to.

Speaker 5 (38:35):
No, I couldn't.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
I couldn't physically. I was so sad. I wanted to stretch.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
Now, what if you worked on your flexibility to make
it a thing that you could do for a while.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
Yeah, I need to get back on my flexibility show.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
So that like even when you get really old and
you walk slow, secretly you know you've been like stretching
for it, and so you walk slow and then you
just drop down into it and everyone loses their shit.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
Well that's where I am. Now, do that kind of
old walk slow? Yeah, let's work on killing me. If
he were killing me.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
Yeah, well, what are you wearing?

Speaker 5 (39:05):
Are you in vans? What's happening?

Speaker 6 (39:07):
No?

Speaker 2 (39:07):
No, no, no, no no no, I wore I wore
some nikes, running shoes.

Speaker 5 (39:13):
This is the way Nike running shoes.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
I shouldn't have worn the Nike running shoes. Those are
kind of my go to.

Speaker 5 (39:18):
Shoes, do they? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (39:20):
I think maybe new Balance.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
Dude, you need some giant Hokahs with just the huge
bulbous bottom.

Speaker 5 (39:27):
Get your Brooks on, your Brooks on.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
I like the Brooks. I like Brooks.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Go through an airport, need to go.

Speaker 5 (39:32):
In the Does the Walking Company still exist? Do you
guys remember that you have a crickets?

Speaker 3 (39:39):
Maybe that was Adam and I were like, well, I'm
not sure what he's talking about.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
That was only in one mall in Costa Mesa. I
kind of know what you're talking about.

Speaker 5 (39:49):
And I felt like it was a high end comp
like walking shoe, like old man shoes.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
Yeah, I guess that makes sense.

Speaker 4 (39:57):
Well I need I need it like those like they'll
slip on sketchers the commercials and it's it's like, yes,
who does those commercials? How long?

Speaker 3 (40:06):
It is? Like it's first class for your feet.

Speaker 5 (40:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:11):
I'm starting to understand that now because the way my
feet were hurting and it was just it was just
two days.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
I need to strap into some orthopedic sketches.

Speaker 5 (40:21):
Yeah, okay, okay, I mean I'm I'm down to like,
let's flip the switch. Just's start rocks, embrace it. Yeah,
and maybe we maybe we start a trend. Who knows, man,
what if we really start rocking super orthopedic shoes.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
I think it's happened.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
I think it's already well. By the way, the trend
is just we're old now and that feels good on
your feet. We're not starting a trend, man. I want,
I want, I.

Speaker 5 (40:47):
Want to do.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
There's like young there's young like cool rappers who are
getting like sociny and fucking Brooks like collaborations now like it's.

Speaker 4 (40:56):
Okay, well that's because their feet hurt when they're doing
their concerts and they finally admitted that to themselves.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
That is cool, man.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
They were like yeat yat yacht yeat and all the jumping,
all the jumping up and down schoolboy Q.

Speaker 5 (41:10):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
This is like a Crocs generation, Like the these are
the people who are ten and twenty years.

Speaker 5 (41:23):
Younger than us.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
They grew up on Crocs like, and now they're putting
on nikes and they're like, I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (41:28):
What is this Toebo Crocks and and forgive me that
I don't know are crocs good for your your feet.
I think they're supposed to be really cool.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
Yeah, because they're why by the way I'm wearing I'm
wearing a joke, not even a joke, but the very
funny pair of crocs right now.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Okay, can we see you, love, you wear crocs. I
did not know this.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
I don't wear crocs, but I have the.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
No you currently are. Okay, I don't wear them.

Speaker 5 (41:54):
I would love to show you what I'm wearing next.
And I think Anna is going to be pretty hyped
on owl. Oh.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
I mean the fact that you said I'm I don't
wear crocs, but then are currently wearing those is very telling.

Speaker 5 (42:10):
Yeah, that's sod.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
It looks very these are something else. I saw these
online and I was like, done.

Speaker 5 (42:16):
That's New York Nicks, Bro, you could be that is
not New York Knicks. That's Wu Tang Clan. Come on, bro, No, no, no,
that's giving Wallaby to me. No Wu Tang.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
This is what Yacht Club clan.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Dude, that is? That is a Portland Trailblazer.

Speaker 5 (42:32):
Is what that is. I could guarantee you if that
shoe was available, Rake Won the chef would be rocking those. Dude.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Those look those those look tough.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
I mean after seeing that I had them, probably.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
That's what I'm saying. And here's what I'm bringing to
the table.

Speaker 5 (42:47):
I got this really shandle that you know, he isn't
as dirty as you think. But I am always wearing them.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
You know what, It's funny.

Speaker 5 (42:57):
I'm always wearing them. They never come off.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
It's funny you should say I got the same damn pair.

Speaker 5 (43:04):
They are good.

Speaker 4 (43:05):
I wish I wish I had mine closes because you
guys are laughing and sort of you guys are laughing
and kind of making fun I don't like I actually
wear my reef sandals.

Speaker 5 (43:16):
Well, I don't even well, you know I all do.
Why That's why we said we wore them in the commercial. Dude,
that's why mine not. I just took mine off my feet.
But you also are live a more aquatic lifestyle than me.
I'm a very dry guy. You are a dry guy desert,
so thong, thongs or flip flops aren't really necessary for
me because I'm not around watery. Yeah, crickets, you have

(43:39):
a cricket button. But with that said, I wear that.
I wear the ship out of these things.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
Man.

Speaker 5 (43:45):
Not good.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
And you know what, and you know it's funny. I'll
be honest, I don't wear them that much. But when
I go to a party and someone goes, oh, where's
the bottle of when I go look down.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Look on the bottom of my shoe.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
And they takes out my dick is out. And then
and then I go and they go whoa. When I
go even further and then they look and they see
maybe you could open it with this and exactly and
then they go, well, why was your dick out? And
I go, well, that's for me, but here you go,
this is for you. That's a quote Adam.

Speaker 5 (44:21):
Wasn't that drunk? Wasn't that?

Speaker 3 (44:23):
There? You go?

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Man, bruh bro been there?

Speaker 5 (44:26):
Well, no I was.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
I was good and drunk at the festival.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
But Buzz and Hope, so you're Buzz and Buddy.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
Were you the only one partying or no? No, no,
we were all part party?

Speaker 5 (44:34):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
Yeah, it was a good It was a very fun.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
I mean, based on everything I've seen about homeboy with
the long blonde hair Pleace in the forty nine ers,
his name is oh kittle Cod, he looks like he's
having the best time of his life. Yeah, he's at
like WrestleMania, just slamming, putting him back. Every time I
see him making an appearance, he's getting it in. Oh.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
He has a crazy energy. He's a good time.

Speaker 5 (44:57):
He is a crazy time.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
By the way, speaking of not remembering his name right there. Today,
I dropped my kid off at preschool. There's four teachers.
I go at least three days a week. I'm dropping
them off and I say, hey, mourning all the teachers
and the kids.

Speaker 5 (45:09):
And then then I go kill off me.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Monster teacher rolls up on me and goes, hey, uh,
we have a quiz. And I go, well, I'm gonna pass.
I'm gonna fail this. And she goes, do you know
our names?

Speaker 6 (45:21):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (45:22):
That is so fucked up.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
I go, that is cruel.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
Pull him from instantly, go instantly, go new school.

Speaker 5 (45:32):
I go, no, No, I don't know your name. I
don't know the parents.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
I don't know these kids. I don't I'm dad with names.
And I go and then and then I go home
and I tell Emma. She's like, what says the same
reaction as you? And she goes, who said it?

Speaker 5 (45:44):
And I was like, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
There's no way to tell. We gotta line them up. Well,
then you described her.

Speaker 5 (45:52):
You broke it down, giant supple, it's huge, floppy dog.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
What the curbing? I call it my mind, not our
lady curbs. Uh No. I just was like, Emma, I
don't know that's the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
Dang, that's fucking crazy. Why did they do that to you?

Speaker 5 (46:09):
But I'm so bad with names, so am I I'm terrible.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
I just I know nothing.

Speaker 5 (46:14):
We just talked about.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
George Kittle and I'm like, yeah, this this guy that
lives directly.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
I just took my kid to the park and I
just was on the way home and this guy introduced
himself to me, said his name, right he said, I
shook his hand. He's like, I live right across the street.
Our kids are the exact same age, like born within
weeks of each other. He's like, we should get these
kids together. I'm like, dude, that's a fucking awesome idea.

(46:42):
And he's like, yeah, right on, He's like, wow, cool
dadd He said his name.

Speaker 5 (46:47):
And I'm like, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
I thought he would be like put my put my
name in your phone.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
Like no. But then we walk we walk home and
my dad, my dad goes h how uh, so are
you gonna hang out with that guy?

Speaker 2 (47:01):
And I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah, we should get those
kids together. And he's like, what was his name?

Speaker 3 (47:06):
No?

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Recollection crickets, zero recollection of that guy?

Speaker 5 (47:10):
Don trellis Tyler?

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Maybe I don't know, could be what was the name
we came up with? Don Tyler?

Speaker 5 (47:18):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Did you meet Don Tolliver the rapper?

Speaker 3 (47:22):
What was the name we came up with on the
work episode where we were like we just improvised every
time Heisen rip Bauer, Jake heisen Rip Bauer.

Speaker 5 (47:31):
Yeah, I can't remember names.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
I got that. Wow, I can't remember I remember fictional names.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
But we did a different one every time, and I
think we settled on Jake Heiser.

Speaker 5 (47:43):
I also do not remember names at all. And I
know this about myself, and all it would really take
is me actually listening to people at that point in
the conversation arguably the most important part, just the very
beginning when you're meeting them. But I just I don't
know where my head is at that point, Like I'm
trying to remember my name or some ship.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
You're probably trying to think of something clever to say next. Yeah,
I'm like, you know, you're kind of gearing up with
part Robbins I zopping, but you're not listening.

Speaker 5 (48:10):
No, you gotta listen.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
I'm watching.

Speaker 3 (48:12):
I'm busy watching them not remember my name. That's what
it is. I say my name, I go Anders, and
I watched them go and it is already gone, already
I didn't even hear name honored.

Speaker 5 (48:31):
Yeah, what a blessing to meet you as well, sir.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
What do you how badly do people fuck up your name? Honors?

Speaker 3 (48:40):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (48:41):
Do?

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Because there's a world where people have never heard the
name Anders.

Speaker 5 (48:45):
Do you have an hour? Well? Yeah, and you're and
you go by Honors. It's not an American name, that's
for damn sure.

Speaker 4 (48:52):
And I know it bothers me when people get your
name wrong, when people say and it bothers me.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
It pisses me the fun.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
You don't even like that you're saying it right now,
and it shouldn't.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
It shouldn't because it's your name.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
But I you know, I love you, dude, and the
fact that you have to deal with that every day
of your life, Autumn, I'm sorry about that.

Speaker 5 (49:11):
Thanks.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
You know what, though, I'm going to Stockholm, Sweden in
a few weeks.

Speaker 5 (49:15):
Oh boy, Oh my god, tables are.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
Gonna turn if anyone is named fucking David or Zach.
There I'm beating them up. And then when the Swedish
people ask me, I'm gonna go, well, their names are
just like regular. They'll go, oh, okay, cool, let's do this.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
What is a Swedish accent?

Speaker 3 (49:33):
Oh, it's just it's just American. They just speak very
good English, like super pernoun.

Speaker 5 (49:39):
No, don't don't.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
They have a melodic up and down kind of like
is that true or is it just that? Is it
just that Swedish chefery.

Speaker 5 (49:49):
It's like, well, I.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Mean, don't explain it, give us a little taste.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
I don't know how to do it.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
The Swedish ship you how to do it a little bit?

Speaker 3 (49:56):
Well, I think Blake's covering a pretty good.

Speaker 5 (49:58):
Gave it to you this, it's like it. They kind
of talk like Swedish ship up and down like that
a little bit.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
Yeah, But I think I think that that is through
like in the seventies. I do think in twenty twenty six,
for example, and they don't speak like I'm telling you, dude,
it is crazy. We went to Norway two years ago
and I'm at the tourist place, like waiting to get
this pamphlet to go see a fjord. And I'm like

(50:32):
two people back from the woman who's like helping everybody,
and she's like, yeah, and if you want to go here,
this is like super cool dad, And I go, oh,
this is fucking cool. Like they got like an American
who must like have Norwegian grandparents, who like comes back
here to like work here for the summer. What a
cool gig. I get to the front of the line.
She helps us and she's like, oh, you got three
little kids. They're gonna flip out when they see this.
They're gonna do this and it's gonna be really fun.

(50:53):
It's super helpful. I go and I'm like, thanks for
all your help.

Speaker 5 (50:57):
Where are you from?

Speaker 3 (50:58):
And she's like an ark And I was like, you're
not American and she goes, no, don't cay.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
She goes her English was so good.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
I was like, she's from Minnesota.

Speaker 5 (51:10):
She's fucking like that's impressed.

Speaker 4 (51:12):
Well, she works at the tourist center, so she's practicing
her American. When you she's like doing a character, it's
like when I would call you know, I call doing
it South And suddenly.

Speaker 5 (51:25):
I would I would talk like this when I would
do that native language. Now that's just an accent.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
She's speaking in. She learned English by watching Americans.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
That you gequitous and they got it locked. And by
the way, this was my excuse when I did an
episode of Brooklyn ninety nine and they're like, can you
do a Swedish accent? I was like, you know, they
don't even have an accent anymore.

Speaker 4 (51:48):
Yeah, that sounds like because I meet her, you meet
someone from fucking Ireland or something.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
They still sound Irish as fuck.

Speaker 5 (51:57):
Oh yeah you can Adam.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
Yeah, they're speaking English, so why would they change their accents?

Speaker 4 (52:04):
But they sound Irish? Hmm okay, So so okay, how
about a Mexican.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Hey you got that crazy?

Speaker 5 (52:11):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Now how about a Mexican?

Speaker 4 (52:14):
Yeah, they didn't grow up speaking English, right, and then
they come here and English isn't their first language.

Speaker 5 (52:19):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
They don't sound they sound like they're from Mexico and
they learned English.

Speaker 5 (52:24):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
And in Scandinavia the English is so good, it's such
a priority in the schools and in the culture, and
they watch it on TV that like it's dialed in.

Speaker 5 (52:35):
He thought she was from the States. That's how good
her English was. It didn't even have an accent. I
understand what you're saying. I'm not buying it.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
I don't think it's a priority in other places like
it is there.

Speaker 4 (52:48):
I'm ready for you to go on this vacation and
come back and say, tail between your legs and say
I'm wrong.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
They have an accent. They have a crazy accent.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
I'm sure outside of metropolitan areas they got the accent.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
Yes, you outside of the tourist center that you were
at to get the fured.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
Everyone, but that one woman has an accent. You can't
understand their English.

Speaker 5 (53:16):
Yeah that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
Okay, well that'll be exciting.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Why we're going there because Emma's competing.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
Your wife is something else? What a jock.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
She's out of her mind. But I can't remember why
I brought it up. I brought it up because fucking
my name, my name, We're going to go there and
it's gonna be all over the place.

Speaker 4 (53:35):
I mean, it's so can we can we talk a
little bit about her athletic accomplishment.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
She'll hate it and say what'd you do? And I'll
go We ran out of shit to talk about do
you want a fucking new roof?

Speaker 4 (53:47):
Yeah, you talked for like five minutes about her athletic
accomplishments because she is such a jock.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
It's it's truly incredible.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
And I'll circle back to something. But this is the
frustrating part is that like, she's faster than she's ever
been in her life. And she's always been fast, and
now I as my body starts to eat itself from the.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
Inside out, nose dive.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
Yes, she's just absolutely faster, stronger, Like, I don't know
what's going on, although I will say Monday or to yesterday,
I didn't know. I did Murph. I did Murph. Do
you guys know what Murph is?

Speaker 6 (54:23):
So?

Speaker 3 (54:23):
Murph is a Memorial Day CrossFit thing named after a
fallen soldier a fault. Oh take it from.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
Yeah, I don't know, but yes I know that people.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
And I did it, and I'm fucking dying today.

Speaker 5 (54:39):
So what did you?

Speaker 2 (54:40):
What you have to do?

Speaker 3 (54:41):
So usually you're supposed to do this with like a
twenty pound or a thirty pound vest. I did it
with no vest.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
You did it with them titty.

Speaker 4 (54:47):
Michael Murphy, who was killed in Afghanistan in two thousand
and five.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
Yeah. God, I did it at two hundred pounds, So
fuck off everyone, I'm too I'm already too heavy, my boy.
If you run a mile, you do one hundred pull ups,
you do two hundred push ups, you do three hundred
air squads, you run a mile for time.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
Your boobs are huge.

Speaker 7 (55:09):
To me, the I mean, the hard part would be
all of it for me, right, Yeah, so your feet
hurt after walking around for four hours in really nice nikes.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
For me, the whole thing, it would really suck.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
I've got these nikes and.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
They wear where like they you have to wear a vest, right.

Speaker 5 (55:29):
I didn't wear like cap.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
I wore no vest. As Blake said, I have the titties.

Speaker 5 (55:33):
Your boobs are huge.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
That would you say thirty pound or forty pounds?

Speaker 5 (55:37):
It's either a twenty or a thirty pound best.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
It says twenty pound vest for men and fourteen pound
best best for women.

Speaker 5 (55:42):
That's something I've actually never done. I've never done any
sort of running or working out with a weighted vest on.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
I have a vest, and I knew better. I mean
it took me an hour.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 4 (55:52):
Well, the one hundred pull ups is that's the hardest
thing that's going to take me a while.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
Yeah, that's the hardest thing.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
My fucking arms are suit. My biceps and my fives
are fucking killing me. My chest is not that bad.

Speaker 4 (56:04):
Because two hundred push ups, if you do them like Blake, Yeah,
don't go all the way down the little quarter pushups
he does, You're done.

Speaker 5 (56:11):
And I will say.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
Second chess puffers, don't worry.

Speaker 3 (56:17):
You're allowed to do what they call it kipping pull ups.
I did strict pull ups just for the record. Kipping
or where you can like like kind of like work
into it. I did them strict. That's all I'm gonna say.
Biceps are killing.

Speaker 4 (56:29):
Me, that's all he's saying. But why if you're allowed
to do the kipping, why why not just kip away?
Because you have done CrossFit and you you have kipped.

Speaker 5 (56:40):
I know how to do them.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
But I did feel like, if I'm not doing the
vest I should do strict pull ups. And I broke
it up into fives. It took forever, and then I
broke the push ups into tens, and I broke the
air squads twill.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
I all I want to be able to do is
be physically able to do this. But I just there's
no get around it anymore. I can't even do the splits.
My body is failing me.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
But I only did it out of respect for fallen
soldiers on Memorial Day and also to go in the
house and go just did murph.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
So you just did this in your backyard in my garage.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
In my garage, Oh wow, where I have all the
I mean I.

Speaker 5 (57:15):
Have a pull up bar?

Speaker 2 (57:17):
And how long did the whole thing take?

Speaker 3 (57:18):
Hour?

Speaker 6 (57:18):
In?

Speaker 5 (57:19):
A minute? Hour and an hour? Sorry, I dropped out
my bat.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
We couldn't care less.

Speaker 5 (57:26):
You didn't even know this.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
The pull ups you have to get to one hundred.
So do you just stand at the bar?

Speaker 3 (57:31):
Yeah, and then you jump you jump back up?

Speaker 2 (57:33):
Well can you skip them? Can you skip around? Can
you do?

Speaker 5 (57:36):
Like?

Speaker 4 (57:36):
Yeah, there are some bits that's what I'm going Ten
pull ups and then and then twenty push ups.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
Yes, there is squad see if you if you don't,
that is another way to like do a variation of it.

Speaker 5 (57:47):
But I.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
To me, that's you just did it all the way.
That's a little that's a different thing.

Speaker 5 (57:52):
To me.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
That's a little bitch. Make I told you, dude, you're
not doing it how God intended I.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
Did it without a vest, which is already little bitch made.
But I again, I have the bitch titties.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
And so a lot of people.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
I just was like, no, the other way is you're
really spreading thin and easy.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
Yeah, maybe I go spread it thin. The one mile
is the way. That's where I draw the long.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
Just trot it the second one after the air squats
on the treadmill and I was like, like, just really
trotting me?

Speaker 5 (58:23):
Were you just quivering?

Speaker 3 (58:24):
Brutal?

Speaker 5 (58:25):
God damn?

Speaker 3 (58:26):
Yeah, yeah, I was like speed not speed walking, because
that conjures are different. I was like, truly like zombie
shuffling for the first quarter miles.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
Well, that's awesome, that's awesome.

Speaker 4 (58:37):
You still are giving it. You're all honders, especially with
a failing body. You know what it hurts with me is,
besides everything, my joints blted. My joints now so much.
We got to join the enhanced scams.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
Now.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
I watched the entire thing.

Speaker 4 (58:55):
Yes, dude, I got pretty offended. My dad was like
my dad was like I don't want it, and I'm like,
what don't you like about it? And he's like, well,
it's cheating. I'm like they're only competing against other people
that are also doing steroids, so it's not cheating.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
And they're competing against a couple of guys who signed
up without it. They were like, I'll show up there
clean and beat you guys, but.

Speaker 4 (59:16):
Go ahead and stay yeah. And I'm like, so it's
like everybody knows. No one's lying, no one's not saying
they're doing steroids, and uh. And then I convinced my
dad that they enhance games rock actually, And he's like, next,
did you tell your dad they're kind of sick?

Speaker 2 (59:34):
You know what you do?

Speaker 3 (59:34):
You lean in and you go, dad, let me remind
you you've got to enhance lungs right now.

Speaker 4 (59:42):
But yeah, I don't like your life. What are those
called pep tides? I hear there's peptides that really help
with your joints. I'm like, do I do the pet tides?

Speaker 5 (59:54):
Let's do we have to do them? Do I want
to get on?

Speaker 3 (59:58):
I feel like we've covered this. We to get on
the wolverine stack. Are you familiar with what's.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
The wolverine stack? Because I'm in whatever it is we're in.
It's like it's like two peppets, Blake, I thought you
said you weren't in.

Speaker 5 (01:00:11):
He's on. No, No, he's a follower.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
He's a total fault.

Speaker 5 (01:00:14):
When push comes to shove, you're not in. It wasn't
branded as Wolverine. I'm in now.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
It just takes some good branding. You said you were
in before, we said Wolverine. Okay, no, he said Wolverine.
I said I'm in.

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
When push comes to shove, you're gonna bitch out. You're
gonna bitch out.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
No, no, no, I'll do the Wolverine stack. Let's do it,
bro The Wolverine stack. A stack is what they call
it when it's more than one peptide together. Right, it's
not a cocktail, it's a stack. Tougher, you have to stack.
The Wolverine stack is two different ones that like make
your body heal extra.

Speaker 5 (01:00:46):
Fast, hence Wolverine power.

Speaker 6 (01:00:49):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
Yeah, and if you heal, you can rip more muscle,
get shredded faster. I gotta get on this GLP three
when it drops the Redditude redit true Tide or whatever, dude,
what is going to happen?

Speaker 5 (01:01:03):
That's the news.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
And there's a GOP. GOP one is the fat drugs.

Speaker 7 (01:01:08):
So what is two?

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
And then what is three? We're on three.

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
Now three is like ten times as strong as GOP
one and they're like in trials. Now you can buy
it on the internet. I'm not recommending anyone to do
this out there, but you could. But you could, and
apparently it's just every benefit you could ever imagine.

Speaker 5 (01:01:27):
Well, let's get a doctor. Let's get a doctor.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
Urs, I'm serious, Let's get a doctor.

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
Let's let's do enhanced the enhanced podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
Let's get a doctor.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
Yeah, because we don't have one.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
No, I mean a doctor just for this.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
Yeah. A guy, a guy, yeah, a guy who this
is what he does, Brozark.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
And then doctor Brosark. We get him, we get dialed
in and me and you.

Speaker 4 (01:01:48):
Will get these muscles, by the way, get absolutely shredded
for summer.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
I don't even want the muscles. I think I have
them somewhere under here.

Speaker 4 (01:01:59):
Yes, yeah, I also have muscles underneath, under the layers,
under the squish, under the flop, some under there.

Speaker 5 (01:02:09):
That's what ray J. That's what RAYJ said. And look
at him. He's in the hospital. Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
And it comes full circle.

Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
And I was saying this the other day to Emma.
When I say this out loud to her, just to
like plant the seed. So when I finally do it,
she goes, oh, yeah, the thing he's been talking about
for two years. When you know, you watch a movie
from the seventies and you everyone's teeth are like Gnarls Barkley, right, yeah,
like they're brown, they're twisted, and then you like, you're
like Meryl streets E. They're perfect now, and you go, okay, whatever,

(01:02:36):
mine too. We're gonna in ten years or twenty years,
people are gonna watch movies from like ten years ago
and go, can you believe there's fat people?

Speaker 5 (01:02:46):
Because there's not gonna be any more fat people.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
God, everyone's fat and ugly.

Speaker 5 (01:02:48):
They're going to be green.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
Fat is going to be a choice. Yeah, it's you.

Speaker 4 (01:02:54):
Yeah, you just go like, actually, I don't give a
shit and I'm just gonna eat sausages. And because I
think if you're on the the the weight drugs, the
GP go op onesjep ones, you can't eat sausages.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
Yeah, yeah, you'll be like six. It's too fatty exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
It makes your yucky.

Speaker 5 (01:03:15):
It does suck. Yeah, oh yeah, that's a huge hit.
I don't know if I'm in anymore. I don't know
if I'm in it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
I mean as long as I feel I feel like
there are some companies, they say now that won't ensure
it like they used to because it makes your productivity
go down, because you don't have the mechanism that makes
you like work for the satisfaction of producing something or
doing something.

Speaker 5 (01:03:37):
And Adam just died.

Speaker 3 (01:03:39):
Adam's lights went out.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
Yeah, my lights went out. My I blew a breaker
in my office.

Speaker 5 (01:03:45):
My internet sucks. Adams lights, you're going out.

Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
Okay, Hey, we got it. We gotta call it. We
gotta call it. Sorry, I gotta that's another episode.

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
No apologies, No, this is this

Speaker 5 (01:04:06):
Margin