Ep 304: Bodies Are Weird

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what's the most important,
bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
This is important.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
I try to stamp myself as the guy who would
like kind of grab your groin and just sort of
like just sort of fondle it.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
A little bit.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
You watch me, fuck young man.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
And luckily I'm a small jizzer and I always have to.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Buckle up.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Blake.

Speaker 5 (00:38):
I don't understand how last week we were going to
do two podcasts in a row, but then we stopped
because your internet was so bad?

Speaker 3 (00:51):
How did it get worse? It's already bad, you do
look marked. Yeah, it's already really bad.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
Yeah, it's all right.

Speaker 5 (00:56):
We're starting off with the whimpers, funny are you underwater?

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah, my my, the soundboard is delayed, and that it's
just it's just all round bad. Riverside shout out to Riverside.
Hell yeah, brother, yeah yeah, and their.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
Stock lummits, lummits.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
It's made it infinitely harder.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
I did a I did a fun thing this past weekend. Guys.
I went to I went to.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
The Big Slick Yes, oh, hell yeah, which is a
huge thing that all the Kansas City or a lot
of the famous Kansas Citians comedians.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Have put together.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
It's Rob Rigel, Dave Keckner, Jason sadeka Is, Paul Rudd,
Heidi Gardner.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
I think that's it. I think that's it.

Speaker 6 (01:47):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
And then they invite a ton of uh you know,
they're you know, famous friends or whatever, and they raise
It's gotten bigger every year, and this year we raised.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
I say we like, I'm actually a part of it.

Speaker 5 (01:59):
I just went there and drank be But they raised
four point two million dollars the local children's hospital. Yeah
children pretty chat, dude, badass. That's way huge?

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Is this?

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Koasher to ask did you donate?

Speaker 4 (02:13):
I did? Oh your time and your money? Hell yes,
brother time a mamaney. I love that.

Speaker 5 (02:20):
And was I the first celebrity to uh to jump
up and uh donate?

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Yeah it was, guys, Yeah it was.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
Did they say afterwards today because it was like, dude,
you didn't have to you did not have to do that.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
But then did his uh.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
I don't know if it was his sister, one of
their sisters, because it's all their family that runs it.
They're like, hey, thanks for thanks for doing that. Yeah, thanks,
that's really cool of you. And then a bunch of
people joined me.

Speaker 6 (02:45):
We could have done with it in like US currency
and not this weird strange bitcoin.

Speaker 5 (02:49):
Yeah, I'm like, it has to be in Trump Trump
currency or whatever.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Oh no, you gave them the Trump coins. It has
to be as I have to get rid of this
baby as quickly as possible.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Uh, that's wild because I remember being at like the
super Bowl and Wriggle was like, we're as good as
going me and Dures.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
But should I say I think I started with Wriggle, Right, yeah,
you did, you did.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
But he had mentioned that maybe we were going to
get the invite perhaps lost in the mail.

Speaker 6 (03:24):
No no, no, no, no no no, it wasn't maybe we
were going to get the invite.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
It was it was you guys are invited.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Oh well then you guys should we should have gone?
I don't know why, you what the hell?

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Because then he apparently then you got to give money.
I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
You don't have to you absolutely don't have to do.
They very much just want you guys there having a
good time. People see you there, they get it a
little excited or whatever.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
You know, can I tell you something that is the
problem is that.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
Just showing up what you can give sure.

Speaker 6 (03:54):
When really the point is as as someone who's married
to somebody works in nonprofit and like hey in l A.
Celebrities do believe that it's just enough to show up
when in reality it's like you're also super rich and
can give money.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
And a lot of times they're like, well, isn't my
presence of present?

Speaker 4 (04:11):
And Adam did. Adam was the first one. Sometimes celebrities
are much less rich than you think they are.

Speaker 5 (04:17):
Right, it depends on the level of celebrity, but yeah,
I would say for the most part, you can give
a little something.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
You know what.

Speaker 6 (04:24):
Yes, it does depend on the level, but by and large,
if you're if you're worth the like, yeah, I'll be
there to like spread the word, spread the wallet open.

Speaker 5 (04:33):
I'm saying spread, spread those legs, those wallet legs, those
wallet legs.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
Yes, now that's true.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
And you know, I think that maybe into something here.

Speaker 6 (04:44):
I feel like I didn't word it correctly. And Adam again,
as always, thank you, thank you. It's spread those wallet legs.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Spread those wallet legs, spread those waltlegs open.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
Adam, let the bills fly out bread, those waltlegs.

Speaker 6 (04:58):
Give me some of that wet fuck wet, wet fuck
cash and yeah, you couldn't give That's why it slicked,
and it was it was sick.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
It was at T Mobile Arena. Pat Mahomes was there.
He was still the footballs to people in the crowd.
Fucking tie.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
He's not throwing out dollar bills though, what the hell,
come on, dude, spread those wet legs up.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
I don't know if he did. You know, it's not
about who did and who didn't.

Speaker 5 (05:26):
But he was spreading those wallet legs by throwing footballs out, dude.
People were spending so much money. I was like, oh
my god, Kansas City, like it was crazy. I love
Casey and I think this is It was all during
the show. So you know it's kosher for to hang
out with Heidi Gardner. Yeah, for a day in Kansas City.

(05:50):
It went for no it went for seventy five thousand dollars,
and then she was like, I'll do it. Two people
were fighting over it and she's like, I'll do two days.
So then it's one hundred and fifty to just like
hang out with her during the day.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Well, the point is not the reward, right, It's just
like it's it's it's putting the money into the children's hospital.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
What is it again, Well, sure, yes that's right, Children's
Mercy Hospital, Thank you, thanks.

Speaker 6 (06:15):
It goes to all these slick little kids, their slippery
and uh, the money goes towards washing the oil off
of them.

Speaker 5 (06:22):
Apparently it started off as a I had a lot
of questions about Big Slick.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
Like what is like, why why? Why? This is a
strange name.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
Apparently it's a I don't know enough about poker, but
it's a poker terminology.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
And it started off as like a celebrity poker game.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
But then heros or whoever was like, well we have
to take a big if you're going to do a
charity events at our casino, you have to take some
of it. And they were like, well, we're not going
to give you. This is al supposed to go to
the hospital. And they're like, legally they lose their gaming
license or whatever.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
So what is this whole event? I'm sorry, guess I
don't know what it all is. It's a poker tournament,
it's a hangout, what what is it?

Speaker 4 (07:05):
It's no longer plumy The tournament they've gotten rid of that.

Speaker 5 (07:08):
The cards are gone, so essentially now we used to
I've done it. This is my second time. I did
it in like twenty eighteen, so it's been a long time.
But they play a celebrity softball game at Kaufman Stadium
at the Royal Stadium, and then and then the next
night they do this huge event which is at T

(07:29):
Mobile Stadium.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Yeah look massive.

Speaker 5 (07:31):
Yeah, it's like you know, it's like a giant, a
giant basketball stadium. And uh, and then and then it's
just a show. Like people did stand up. My friend
Sara Tiana did stand up. Our buddy Adam Ray did
stand up. People of the bands played the whole. Guys,
they came out, they did different bits. This magician did
this insane thing right where they they gave us eggs

(07:55):
and made us smash them on our face, and but
they were they were like.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Hole, hard boiled the whole.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
They were hard holes.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
And so we're small and I hit mine.

Speaker 5 (08:10):
I think I'm gonna be riddled with egg yolk, right,
and it was hard boiled yolk on your face. The
next one was was yokel and then uh, Johnny Knoxville
was there, and then he smashed his egg into Sam
Levine's nuts. Act or guy like went down, was in
a lot of page and then she goes back and

(08:31):
then Sam goes backstage afterwards because he was you know,
I mean, in front of a man five eight thousand people,
was just rocked in the nuts.

Speaker 6 (08:40):
And we're speaking kind of inside baseball right now. Everyone
in Hollywood knows Sam Levine's nuts are fucking huge, so
like to do that.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
Big swinging dick Sam Levine.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
You know, you might recognize him from like freaks and geeks,
and he's been in a ton of stuff.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
You would recognize him if you looked him up.

Speaker 5 (08:57):
But Johnny Knoxville rocked him in the nuts and he's
like went down, like hit him very hard and it
was totally unexpected.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
It's a big slick of it all, baby.

Speaker 5 (09:05):
And then Sam goes backstage, rocks Johnny in the nuts.
Oh well, like not in front of the audience, rocks
and again inside baseball.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Another thing you gotta know is this dude is filled
with rage.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
Yeah, dude, well, I mean imagine.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
You don't even know them, but the rumor milk.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
Now, dude, I know anders home and if someone rocked
and Home in the nuts.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
You'd get back you you would rock them back. You
rock them back.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
That's crazy, man. So there's like beef backstage.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
I don't know if I would. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (09:37):
I'm not sure if I would or not. But Sam
Sam did backstage. It was awesome in the.

Speaker 6 (09:41):
Context of like, hey, this is fun and games, like
there's a chance.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
That you go all right, okay, like I know, I
know what we're doing here.

Speaker 6 (09:49):
Yeah, but so maybe I wouldn't do it backstage.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
Yeah, I'd wait one year and on the eve.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Of the anniversary that's right on the next big then
and then really so like hey, man, like god, how
you doing.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
I haven't seen you for a year?

Speaker 7 (10:05):
Like I heard, he wouldn't even do that.

Speaker 5 (10:10):
He would like set a car bomb when he turns
ignition and then.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
Damn god bothers him.

Speaker 6 (10:18):
You pack it full of like nails and like glass,
and when it explodes, like anyone who's even around him
as a friend dies something.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
I guess what I'm seeing why Durst isn't in the
New Jackass.

Speaker 5 (10:30):
But but the fact that Johnny Knoxville just gets away
with with rocking people in the nuts because I don't
think they knew each other that well, besides like but.

Speaker 6 (10:38):
It's like getting it's like getting rickled, you know what
I mean. He's like, get you, you fucking no nod
and you go, I got rickled.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
It's an honor.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
Yeah, I guess, I guess so.

Speaker 5 (10:45):
But instead of just like a funny slam, someone punches
you in the nuts.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
So instead of just like a put down or something,
or like a funny joke, it's just.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
The twenty six or you know, two thousand and three.

Speaker 4 (10:59):
Yeah, dumber version of it.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Yeah, it's kind of it's kind of cool to stamp
yourself as the person who gets to hit everybody in
the testicles.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
That's cool. That's a cool badge to put on yourself.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
And it's not like he hasn't put himself in harms.

Speaker 5 (11:12):
But imagine it's cool that it's Johnny Knoxville because he's
came out with multiple movies about doing just that. And
he also takes a lot of pain himself, so you know, yeah,
and he took it. He took it backstage and like
you know, there wasn't a fight, didn't break out. He
was like, oh I had that coming, and he laughed
about it.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Real recognize real situation, yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
Yeah, but imagine if you just knew that guy in
college and he's like he's trying to he's actively trying
to stamp himself as the guy that punches everyone in
the nuts.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
That guy sucks. Yeah, that's not the best friend, Adam.

Speaker 6 (11:44):
You're talking about fifty to sixty percent of young men.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Yeah, I mean, like, let's let's be honest there.

Speaker 5 (11:51):
But I don't know if you're trying to stamp yourself
as the guy that you're right, I mean not we
we weren't hitting each other.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
I mean you might do.

Speaker 5 (11:57):
Like a little nut tap or like a you know,
something to bind yourself.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
As the guy like just to grab and like sort
of like just kind of.

Speaker 4 (12:05):
Like just sort of grab. Yeah, we would just sort
of kind of just like each other. We just kind
of grab, like we squeezed, like caress. Yeah, I'm stamping this.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Remember when we would do who could get who harder first?

Speaker 4 (12:18):
That classic? That classic. So it wasn't violent when we did.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Remember when I tried to stamp myself as the guy.
I tried to stamp myself as the guy who would
like kind of kind of grab your groin and just
sort of like just sort of fondle it a little bit.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
I remember that when you did that. Yeah, hey, Blake,
we're leaving, Blake.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
We gotta go.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
I'm trying to Yeah, I remember when you did that
for sure.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Hold on, let me stamp you real quick before you
go to the movies together. Actually, I can stamp you. Guys,
are in the car, Blake, I can stamp you at
the movies.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
If you want here, take my number of me, we'll stamp.
I'm just stamping my boys. I was stamping if you
just bumped.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
The phones together. What year was this? If you bump
the phones together, the numbers change.

Speaker 4 (12:59):
Oh yeah, that was by the way. I told someone.
I tried to do that again this weekend.

Speaker 5 (13:05):
Someone was like, hey, let me give you my info
and then we like press phones together.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
It still has yet to work.

Speaker 5 (13:11):
It's not your phone. My tech ghost just does not
allow that to happen.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
But it is your what's it called on? I think
you got to have air drop on. It's always always on.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
Welcome disaster, my guy. I'm always trying to get if
you're run an airplane with.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
This motherfucker, get in there.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
You heard it here first, Adam's air drop is on
send away always on.

Speaker 5 (13:32):
But guess what, it never works, so good luck it's on.
My wife has looked, she's like, it's not on, and
then she looks, she's like, that's on. I don't understand it,
and it's my tech ghost and it haunts me to
this day.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
So there must be there's probably a weird like folder
of stuff on your phone where it's just a bunch
of like porno.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
That piece. It's not that weird. There's got to be
a lot of weird stuff that's been air dropped to.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Just people's expressions. But I guess that's weird.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
Yeah that.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
I think air dropping is underrated. It needs to be
used more. What a great invention, you know what.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
I loved the bit from the movie that we produced
the package on Netflix.

Speaker 5 (14:11):
If you haven't seen it, check it out, very very
funny movie. Jake Simanski directed it. That was one of
my favorite bits where the kid pulls up outside and
he's waiting for his friend to come in the car,
uh and he like air drops porno on the TV screen.
It was a big and then the dad is screaming like, how.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
Do you turn it off? Get it off?

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Get it off.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
He's like trying to cover the younger kid's eyes. Yes,
that was a that was a big laugh. That was
a big laugh. That movie is fun.

Speaker 5 (14:41):
That movie was very It was a run and a
gun it. Yeah, I mean they really they really shot
it quickly. But it looked great. And I meant like
a store.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Like it's just the movie like it's.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
Like, oh, moves really fast. It's a straight romp baby.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Also, yes, it's very tight product.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
Well yeah, I mean I just remember like they had
to do it very quickly, and also like it was
all outdoors.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
In the Canadian wilderness, Canadian wilderness. Squamish, beautiful squamming, beautiful,
beautiful squam.

Speaker 6 (15:14):
And if you haven't seen it, it's about a crew
of the Ghost campaign. They get a little twisted, a
little sickle twisted, sick and twisted, and somebody cuts their
dick off by accidents accidentally.

Speaker 5 (15:24):
He was he was slicing, as one does. He was
slicing his piss with a his butterfly knife.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
Yes, of course, which you know we've all been there.
That's you stamp that, that's your thing.

Speaker 5 (15:36):
If anyone, And I'm glad we were the producers on
that because I feel like any other production company, abs
or any other producers would have been like, they're going
to have some notes. There has to be a better reason.
He cuts his dick off, and we're like, shut up,
stop right there.

Speaker 6 (15:50):
Right trips falls this, but this is actually character based.

Speaker 4 (15:54):
Yeah, he's drunk. No, no, no, he's cutting his piss.
He's just kind of chopping at his ears.

Speaker 6 (16:00):
He gets airlifted, He gets airlifted out of there, which is,
you know, a miracle.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
They're like, Okay, it's gonna be fine.

Speaker 6 (16:06):
But they forget his dick, and so now the movie's
about getting the dick to their friend who's been airlifted.
And these guys are stranded in squamish.

Speaker 4 (16:17):
Yeah, great, do they get it to him? Maybe it's
a ticking cock, that's right.

Speaker 5 (16:22):
Oh, in Hollywood they say ticking clock on this movie.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
Was a ticking cock.

Speaker 5 (16:27):
Yes, yes, Now that'll get you a classic classic movie.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Are you on like a ten second to lay blake?

Speaker 4 (16:35):
My soundboard is is my voice?

Speaker 6 (16:36):
Because I'm no, but I'm hearing myself after myself.

Speaker 4 (16:40):
Oh that's awesome, dude, I love it. No, sir, I
don't like it. I love that. I love that about us.

Speaker 5 (16:46):
I don't know what's happening. Usually it's honors with the
bad connection. But today Blake is taking the cake.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
I think there's some construction next door. Maybe that's interfering
with the airwaves. Who knows, I shouldn't. Who knows I
shouldn't shouldn't right, it's.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
Never your fault.

Speaker 5 (17:02):
But no, no, it's the fact that you didn't spend
like an extra eight dollars a month to get the
high speed.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
So I absolutely pay the highest price, the highest price.
There's a lot of good stuff on Netflix lately. I
wouldn't get diving into the crime dramas. I sent you,
guys that picture of that dude from the Worst X Ever?

Speaker 4 (17:25):
Did you get did you get my text? Yeah? That
dude who has like the joker face. It's seeming real.
He was called the Deadpool killer. I don't believe so.
And you are Blake? You your name's Blake? Yes? And
I usually I usually text the TII group chat.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Easier Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
Yeah, yeah, I got it.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
I haven't watched it. It's worth watching. It's worth a watch.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
I mean I think it's pretty cool. I uh, you know,
because the first thing you said was that he was.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
It instructional or what's a big takeaway.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
What is what's the premise of I've never heard of this.
I don't know anything about about this.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
How many doors on his dungeon?

Speaker 4 (18:01):
Worst x ever?

Speaker 3 (18:03):
It's a it's a TV showatory Yeah, it's like every
episode and it is the worst possible x ever.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
Because they're they usually turn out to be like a
killer or something.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
Oh so this guy, this guy like went on a
killing rampage. But the thing that's kind of odd about
the guy is he's like pretty hot, so like when
he was in prison, like heck of chicks just started
to like.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
You have to be photogenic for the show.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
What's up with like people falling in love with with
with killers in prison, like really really getting hot and
steamy Blake.

Speaker 6 (18:36):
We can't get into it, but they have bad role models.
Their fathers were also.

Speaker 5 (18:40):
Yeah, the people that like them, uh, it's science.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
They're broken, so you know, there's a lot of broken and.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Yeah, and maybe they can all put the pieces together.

Speaker 4 (18:51):
I mean, why do you love serial killers so much?

Speaker 2 (18:53):
So?

Speaker 3 (18:54):
You know there's reason I like it on a psychological level.
I find it to be intriguing, like the character study
of it all. But I don't think I would ever
fall for Like if if I saw like a really
hot babe, like on the news for being a killer,
that I'd be like, Oh, I want to pursue a
relationship with a person who's in prison for life.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
I don't go there.

Speaker 5 (19:17):
Uh well, I agree, I don't think that. I mean
because you have a partner and you you know, you
have children. I think you're established in your life and
also you have a real career.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
I think if you were if you were in the basement.

Speaker 6 (19:30):
Blake, Adam Blake didn't consider any of that, which.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Is insane to me. Cool and says something about him.

Speaker 5 (19:38):
I think if you were living in the basement, if
you were a basement dude in the way that we
all have.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
We all know some friends that are basement dudes.

Speaker 5 (19:47):
Maybe I think, out of the three of us, maybe
you'd fall in.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
Love with you. Oh how could you?

Speaker 5 (19:54):
I mean, I would get catfished. That's what would happen
to me. I know, you guys are right, I fall
I'd get catfish.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
It's it.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
I know you you're correct in saying that, Like, yes,
they have bad role models or whatever, but to know
that someone is in jail for killing people they were
like partners with and you still want to pursue a
relationship with that person, Like, where do you think that
relationship is going to end up?

Speaker 4 (20:16):
Dude? It's women want to change. We chi we do.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
He's pretty cute.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
He just needs somebody to fix him in that me.
I just I just solved the I just got stabbed
riddle of all the time.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Uh yeah, I don't know what it is.

Speaker 6 (20:37):
It's women who might have insane upbringings who go, I
recognize that, I actually like that.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
I like crazy people.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
Or they're just like super horror fans and they're like,
this is as close as I can get to dating
Michael Myers.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
There's some really weird people out there.

Speaker 5 (20:55):
There are people are there's some weird people.

Speaker 6 (20:58):
Du have you were like hung out with somebody from
like work back in the day and they do something
or say something that makes you.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Go, this is the last time we're hanging out.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 6 (21:10):
You just where you're just like, huh, you dropped this
interesting looking pipe.

Speaker 4 (21:15):
I've never seen before. You go, that's it.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
I think I'm out.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
Oh sir, I don't like it. See that.

Speaker 5 (21:21):
That's the difference is they would they dropped like interesting
looking pipes and then I just became better friends with them.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Sure, yeah, I forgot that's the answer.

Speaker 4 (21:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (21:35):
So you hear somebody say something or do something, and
you're just like, I think we're on two different wavelengths, absolutely.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
Right, Like maybe you maybe you go to lunch with
them and in.

Speaker 6 (21:44):
The car you and that person goes and finds somebody
else who says the same ship, does the same ship,
and then you know they go rob a bank.

Speaker 5 (21:58):
Well that's what it's sort of refreshed and just knowing like,
no matter what kind of absolute weirdo freak you are,
but there's someone, there's someone out there that's just as weird,
that's just as much of a freak. Like someone that
just like collects all their toenails in jars and has

(22:19):
just like a wall of them.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Wait, what's in the jars?

Speaker 4 (22:21):
Toenails or hair?

Speaker 6 (22:24):
I don't think that's crazy. I think my brother had
a toenail collection when he was a kid.

Speaker 4 (22:28):
Oh why why? Uh huh? What is that? Why? But
that checks out? That is nasty.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
I don't know, he was like eight years he was
like eight years old.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
What okay?

Speaker 5 (22:37):
I mean, if you're a kid, you do weird shit
collect Penny. I mean, I didn't do that necessarily, but
sure kids do weird stuff. Shout out, like as an adult,
if you have a wall of your toenail clippings, a
wall that's weird right right.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Right, with like the date written underneath each one of them.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
Yeah, it's just like a lot of Mason jars filled.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
Here's my thing. You guys, You guys pre presented your
arguments for for why a person could fall in love
with this person. But here's what I'm saying. I think
that this guy is so hot that women are willing
to overlook his murder because they want to score such
a hot dude like he now has like he has that,

(23:19):
so now he's he's like down a few pegs, he's accessible.

Speaker 6 (23:23):
You are saying something almost no woman has ever said. Dude,
you don't know chicks. Okay, I'm telling you, I think
I do. I think this guy is so odd you
the other way, there are.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
So few women that give a fuck about how you
That's right, dude, that's right. Women for the most guy,
you have to watch this episode because you know what
looked like when I met my wife.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
Well, no they're that, but your your your wife was
looking loved your intellect, your your your razor sharp wit.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
Right. I was gonna say rapist with but that.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
My rapist sharp.

Speaker 4 (23:59):
But this is what we're saying.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
Though, women for the most part, don't care so little
about you know, you don't want an absolute troll. But
I think men are way more vain when it comes
to stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
That's kind of what this episode was about, was like,
this guy was so hot that he could get away
with the most like nefarious stuff.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
With resend this photo. I'm looking, I don't see this photo.

Speaker 6 (24:26):
Here's what I'll say. I'll say, I'll say he probably
I'm saying he's hot. Okay, he's probably super hot and
part and with being a ten, he's he's found a
way to navigate here.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
He's right here, so he's a seven.

Speaker 4 (24:40):
Now, he didn't have like these face tattoos. Guys at ten,
he didn't have these face tattoos.

Speaker 6 (24:47):
He guys, we all know somebody who's super hot, who
walks through life with confidence.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
In a way, it's not that they get away.

Speaker 6 (24:55):
With things, it's that they put people at ease because
they're welcomed everywhere because of how they look.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
Well, and that's right.

Speaker 5 (25:01):
I think if you're super hot, you get to get
You walk into a room and and people go.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Can I stay up?

Speaker 5 (25:08):
They they almost want to uh, they want you to
like them.

Speaker 4 (25:12):
Yeah, right right.

Speaker 6 (25:13):
And it's more often guys than it is women. Women
notice them. They go, there's that guy. Okay, he's a
track hot hot hot. But they also need to get
like behind that. They need to find out if this
guy's a psychopath or not.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
I'd like to get behind it.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
This is important.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
I'd get behind it. Hey.

Speaker 5 (25:29):
And and also Blake, what Blake? What the fact that
you said this guy. I'm looking at the photo right now.
This guy he's a ten. He's hot, bro, No, dude,
A ten is Brad Pitt. This guy is a I mean,
I don't know, seven.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
That's Chad Pitt.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
He's an eight give him maybe eight. I don't know.
He's a good looking. I mean the go tee is
throwing me off. That's a bad looking thing. Wait, go tee.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
There's no doubt in my mind that guy's cock is shoote.

Speaker 8 (26:02):
Oh yeah yeah whatever that hair whatever, that hair is
not the not this.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Not the the stitches, the tattoos, stitch mouth thing that's not.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
No, I like those Okay, no, those are no. I
like those.

Speaker 5 (26:17):
Yeah, the tattoos could stay that goatease.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
What's thrown me?

Speaker 6 (26:22):
He has the joker smiles. That's what he has on
his face. Yeah, that's what he had in his face.
I don't want to know what's on the rest of
the body, dude, Yeah, if you're willing to put like
you know, he's got like razor blades on his dick
and ship. You know, his nuts are like a pumpkin.
Oh yeah, and dick is a.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
Gored and it's a whole hell.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
He gets a thanks Giving themed fucking cock and balls.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
That is fucking cool.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Yeah, it's coming out of one of.

Speaker 4 (26:48):
Those like, uh, it's a night member before Christmas.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Yeah, you know, my favorite time of year is it's
October in November, and I think you're gonna find out
why you're gonna love my pumpkin patch.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
He comes Halloween. Here comes Halloween, comes Halloween. Why don't
you take a little trip to the pumpkin patch? Baby Blake,
did here comes Halloween? Deserve a point? Or what's going on? Oh?
Here comes Halloween? Very good? Very good.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
I'm so confused by points.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
No, No, that's worth points. Absolutely Blake. Blake just doesn't
He doesn't remember to give them out. Sorry, I was
laughing too hard.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
I was having such a good good time with it
all that I forgot about the board.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
My bad.

Speaker 9 (27:32):
We don't need you to have a good time. We
need you to to tally goodbye. Part of me doesn't
even think you were laughing. You were just stuck visualizing it.
You were gone, you were there, you were like, what
what it looked like?

Speaker 4 (27:42):
It truly Halloween? He comes Halloween.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
Yes, I am definitely thinking about a guy with orange balls,
which would be pretty cool. If you can choose your
testicle color like fluorescent orange, like pumpkin orange balls, I
think would be pretty rad.

Speaker 5 (27:59):
I think that's a STD. I think that has to
be some sort of you caught something.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
Well, okay, these these are shame you don't want them? Purple?
Is that an SD?

Speaker 5 (28:10):
I don't know ball color, don't know all the STDs.
I only know the one that I.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
Uh oh, the only what I deal with.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
I don't think there's anything that changes the hue of
your testicles.

Speaker 4 (28:24):
Maybe maybe they turn purple or rich. What does gonerriea do?
What does does gonria do? What does goneria do?

Speaker 2 (28:33):
I guarantee you it's in the chat. Isaac, Isaac, what
does Goneria do? He's from the eighties, right, That's when
everyone had it.

Speaker 5 (28:39):
Oh dude, it depends where you talk about eighties, because
I mean, I told you guys the story about when
my jizz was green?

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Ye, science, Did you want to circle back on that?

Speaker 5 (28:52):
Yeah, I mean it's fine, I'll talk about it, but
I've I've told the story. And I was jizzin and
it was green and it was looked like snot, and uh,
it was terrifying, and I thought I had a horrific
STD and went to the doctor and I did not
drink a bunch of kool aid, and it was just
it was just like an infection.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
He's like, oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (29:15):
And then my doctor, doctor Brosarts, was like, the body's weird.
And I'm like, yeah, Bro, for sure, the bodies weird.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
I'm gonna need a second bro pinion.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
The body is weird. The body is weird. Ude? Did this?
Did this? This? Did disappointment take place on the back
of a jet ski? This?

Speaker 2 (29:40):
Dude?

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Yeah, while it was going forty you got Nickelodeon gag
steeping out of your unit and he just did the
body is weird.

Speaker 5 (29:48):
It was terrifying because I and then you're looking it
up and you're like, I think I'm dying.

Speaker 4 (29:52):
I don't know nothing here, says green Jiz. Yeah. Uh,
it was a terrifying experience, expert, but it was.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (30:01):
Luckily it was during Saint Patrick's Okay, so I just
used it.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
I just used it. Yeah, yeah, that's cool, lucky Irish.
It was the luck of the Irish.

Speaker 5 (30:09):
I used this as an admittance into Uh Tom Bergen's sure,
that's how I got That's how I got in.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
Uh huh damn. Right this way, sir, look at the
Irish right this way.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
How many cents we're circling back?

Speaker 4 (30:25):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (30:26):
Is this a one load and doctor visits or is
this like you were like out of my system and
on the tenth load you're like.

Speaker 5 (30:34):
Doctor, it was two weeks, two weeks of busting and
then I was jerking off ghost busting.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
I was is that point I was looking?

Speaker 5 (30:44):
Uh, I was looking yeah, Okay, so that's such a
sexually transmitted infection like gonna rhea. Okay, weird, body is weird?

Speaker 6 (30:58):
Man, uh Todd, If you could just write in the
chat the body's weird.

Speaker 5 (31:02):
Well, and about a week and a half I went
to the doctor. I did not have chlamydia or gone rhea,
and he just said, I have you have a You
had some sort of back toial infection. But it wasn't.
It didn't hurt. That was the weird thing. It sounds
like you think it would burn or like.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
Yeah, is it possible that he couldn't read or pronounce
the words chlamydia or gone a rhea? And then so
he just said, like the body's weird. Yes, well, well,
I mean we're joking, right, but it wasn't.

Speaker 5 (31:32):
In the Ozarks it was And I know there's real
doctors in the Ozarks, but we joke about doctor Brozark. Uh,
it was a real doctor. Okay, he was a real
doctor that I'd got that I would go to.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
And you trust doctors, it's science.

Speaker 5 (31:47):
I'm a I'm a I'm a science guy. I trust
I trust doctors.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
You always have.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Did you do any research on your own?

Speaker 4 (31:53):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (31:53):
Yeah, I think I must have looked up this and
thought I had gone rhea or something and then was
pretty terrified and then went to the doctor and uh,
he was like He's like, nah, dude, you don't even
have that. The body's weird though you're chill.

Speaker 6 (32:07):
So here's my question. Doesn't hurt weird color. But let's
say you're shooting like six feet. Okay, you skip the doctor.
You skipped the doctor visit.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
See that's I join OnlyFans.

Speaker 5 (32:20):
Yes, I don't. I do not want to ever in
my life. And luckily I'm a small jizzer and I
always have been. I wouldn't want that. Okay, I would
not want that. News flash, that is not what I expected. No,
I'm not a large gizzard.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
Okay, this just did not not a shooter you Okay,
what if you like you know, you're you're not a
large digit And I can tell you're serious because there's
just there isn't a smile or a smirk about this.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
Because what we're talking about, I'm not.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
But okay, what if you had a really small amount
that shot really far, like a like a spitball kind
of thing, like a rod.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
It's like a it's like a BB gun, yeah, kind
of like a yeah, like an airsoft.

Speaker 5 (33:04):
Rightful, it's not that small. I think it's just like
any gun. It's like a well, no, I mean a gun.
There's like a real bullet that. You know, that's I'm
talking the tiniest. It's a bb it's.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
We're being very exact. Yeah, yeah, we're being very exact here.
Please please, there's yeah, yeah, there's what the fuck of
course scientists are talking.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
Go ahead.

Speaker 5 (33:27):
I was spitball, but ad okay, almost pitball can be
fucking cage.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
I'm saying more. I'm saying a BB.

Speaker 5 (33:34):
Gun air for uh well, it's not a crazy It's
not like I'm like worried about the amount that I have.
We all are, you know, it's just not a it's
never been a dumbo pot.

Speaker 4 (33:47):
It's never been a large amount.

Speaker 5 (33:49):
When people say, when I first heard the term shooting ropes,
I did not even understand what that meant.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
Do you remember where you were?

Speaker 6 (33:57):
I do love the idea of you looking around and going,
I know, right, you remember where you were?

Speaker 4 (34:02):
Do you remember where you were? Do you remember the
exact time?

Speaker 5 (34:06):
Yeah, in my buddy Ryan Jonica's basement, someone said it,
and you're like, oh my gosh, I just lo.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
I looked around. I was pretty terrified.

Speaker 6 (34:14):
You thought it was like an S and M reference.
People were like people were like tying people up or something.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
I yeah, I honestly, I don't. I don't remember. You
thought it was grappling hooks. You thought they were talking
about like grappling hooks or harpoon guns or something.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
Yeah, like I thought they were talking about grappling hooks.

Speaker 6 (34:27):
Shut the Fuckake Anderson, Ladies and gentlemen. He always has
to take the grappling hooks.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
It's gotta be something, honestly, have you ever used a
grappling a grappling hook before in your line?

Speaker 4 (34:42):
No?

Speaker 5 (34:42):
But you know who who gave me a grappling hook
is Scotty Landa's our buddy, Scotty.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
Do you my birthday a handful of years ago? He
gave me a grappling hook And that's fucking cool it is.
It was very cool as a cool gift.

Speaker 5 (34:57):
He's like, I just wanted to get you something that
you wouldn't buy for yourself, and that's a very He's
a funny guy.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
That was a funny thing to say. It was a
funny gift to give.

Speaker 5 (35:06):
And true, I'm not using it as much as I
wanted to because immediately I was like I got a
grapple and then it's just it just never really happened.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Sure, yeah, you used to it.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
Also, probably there's no way it works as well as
it does in the movies. I mean, of course, this
is all like from the nineties when ninja core was
like like grappling hooks. Motherfuckers would just throw them on
top of buildings and they would just they would just hook.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
They just worked.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
I bet you could throw it ten times and it
wouldn't even do that. I don't think they're as efficient
as well.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
It depends on where you're throwing.

Speaker 5 (35:39):
And I think if you're going to grapple, you got
to know where to grapple and where to hook.

Speaker 6 (35:43):
Honestly, I think you're underestimating grappling cards.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
Yes, I understand. We were all raised in an era
where grappling hooks were made to be unstoppable. Pretty much.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
We all know. You throw it up right.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
Slow till it catches, you give, and then.

Speaker 5 (36:04):
You put your entire weight on it and you climb
up stories ten easy. And I want to thank you
for quickly pivoting off the amount of jigs that comes
out of my penis.

Speaker 4 (36:17):
Yeah, I'm trying.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
I will get back because imagine if your jizz you
shot it and it hardened and then it could grab
onto things.

Speaker 4 (36:27):
So you have, like, don't have a Spider Man web
web dick.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
You have Spider Man's powers, but it's all comes out
of your penis and go take that.

Speaker 5 (36:34):
Yeah, well that's what I'm saying is I wouldn't want
a large amount. It seems like, no, that doesn't benefit anyone.
Of course it does doesn't benefit The girl does not
like that. She doesn't like it.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
Come on, man, she does not like cereal killers and
she likes a load that is.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
Yeah, I guess if you maybe it's the same person.
They don't like it.

Speaker 6 (36:53):
She likes a joker tattoo on the face on the
guy's face, and she likes being painted.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
On the other side of the coin. For you, when
you're a home alone.

Speaker 5 (37:04):
And you're just taking care of business yourself, the cleanup
on Aisle Jes, it's enormous.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
No thank you, No thank you, dude, no thank you.

Speaker 6 (37:14):
Sometimes you're like, whoa, Actually, today's turning around.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
You know, started off kind of rough.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
It didn't go my way, you know what. Let me
just hey, look at that. Well, I guess I have
to weigh Toad just sent a link.

Speaker 5 (37:27):
I guess I have to weigh my jiz because he's saying,
I have a thing called hypospermia, where a man has
unusually low ejaculate less than one point five millial leaders.
So I don't know the amount. I don't know how
much a mill of leader is by weight?

Speaker 4 (37:48):
Uh, how could you? Which is a semen volume.

Speaker 5 (37:52):
Is the opposite of hyperspermia, which is a semen volume
of more than five point five mill lea.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
So some of the born guys they have a condition.

Speaker 6 (38:01):
Can we circle back to my favorite story of yours,
the Peter North story.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
Oh, the Peter North where I ran into him at
the gym?

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Yeah, how old are you?

Speaker 4 (38:10):
This has been brocked to you?

Speaker 5 (38:12):
I was a I know load boost. I think I
always must have been like eighteen or nineteen.

Speaker 6 (38:18):
Eighteen years old, just moved to California. Working out at
the gym.

Speaker 10 (38:22):
You see somebody who you just can't put your finger on,
but you know is a well known celebrity hero, somebody
you've looked up to.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
But I could maybe I did not know. I did
not know who he was.

Speaker 6 (38:39):
And instead of just calling it today here in the
locker room and then going home, you go, this is
my chance I'm gonna get in Hollywood by befriending this
guy who I just can't identify, but I know as
a somebody, a mover and a shaker in the industry.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
He is.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
And you approach him when? How and where in the gym?

Speaker 4 (39:02):
In the gym?

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Yeah, but like is he on an elliptical? Is he bench?
And does he declined incline? Is he doing pull ups?

Speaker 5 (39:08):
No, he was on a bench and he was doing
the thing where you he was in the show. He
had a tank top on and were you yes, so
he's he's on the benches here.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
And then you were You're you're curling it down like that.
I don't know exactly what that's called a preacher curl.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Yeah, but it's not like there's a there's a thing
under his arms.

Speaker 5 (39:30):
Yes, yes, he's he's on the top of the bench,
but he wasn't like a full preacher curl like with
both with on a bar, with one arm preacher curl
like a one.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Arm a one arm preacher curl on an incline bench.

Speaker 5 (39:42):
And I can't remember exactly, I can't remember exactly what
I said. Uh, I just knew that I knew him,
and I came up to him and I'm like, how
do I know, how do I know you?

Speaker 4 (39:54):
How do I recognize you?

Speaker 2 (39:56):
The best?

Speaker 4 (39:57):
Can you?

Speaker 6 (39:57):
Can you imagine being in porno and having people come
up to you and go, how do I know you?

Speaker 2 (40:02):
And your answer.

Speaker 6 (40:05):
Is probably nine times out of ten not what they
want to hear or what they're thinking.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
Right. They think you're gonna be like, I'm your henchman
from Speed? Do you have to Speed?

Speaker 4 (40:15):
I was one of the henchmen, Yeah for sure, right.

Speaker 6 (40:18):
Or whatever like that was a diehard, I was the
I was the guy behind.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
The Mometer movie. I've seen you in a bunch of things.
What what did you actually really?

Speaker 2 (40:28):
You watch me fuck young man and you just go,
that's right, that's right.

Speaker 9 (40:33):
Bad?

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Do you watch everybody walk away?

Speaker 4 (40:36):
Like who sticks around? And go yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (40:39):
So like do you live around here? Like who sticks around?

Speaker 4 (40:42):
Yeah? How are you?

Speaker 6 (40:51):
Do? You?

Speaker 4 (40:51):
Guys remember meeting the porn star? What his name is?

Speaker 5 (40:57):
Like man Annual for Ferra or Ferrara m We were
on location shooting Workaholics, okay, and we uh, there was
like a pickup basketball game and we like we're kind
of waiting for them to set up a shot, and
we just were all watching the pick up basketball game

(41:19):
and then this guy is sitting there and he comes
over to us and he's talking to us with his accent.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
We're like and all three of us were like huh.

Speaker 5 (41:29):
And then he goes, uh huh, and we're like oh.

Speaker 4 (41:34):
And he goes and ran away, and we all were like,
he's a porn star, right, he ran full sprint like handsome.

Speaker 5 (41:45):
Oh my god, are you did you click on the link?
Blake would say, this man is a perfect ten.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
You click on the link.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
Oh my gosh, he looks like messy. Yeah, he looks
like the soccer player messy.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
That's what you look like when he's done with you.

Speaker 3 (41:59):
Yeah, okay, he should definitely do a porno where he's
messy and he just is just painting people with uh
uh huh grappling hook.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
Well, I don't know if that's his thing or not.

Speaker 5 (42:15):
I think Peter North's thing was large that he had
a condition.

Speaker 4 (42:21):
He had hy hypospermia.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
Dude, look at who wrote up the Wikipedia for this guy.
Because the career is super in debt. Not like Ferreira
became a protege of Rocco. Sefridi recommended him in a
role of John Staglioni's Fashionistas, in which he made.

Speaker 6 (42:41):
His American debut, And it's kind of embarrassing how the
industry has just turned into.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
Get this dude's career Wikipedia is longer than mine.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
What the fuck, dude? People care about longer than mine?
It's long.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
There's a lot of things about this dude that's way
longer than mine.

Speaker 4 (42:59):
Holy shit.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
Yeah. In two thousand and two, he appeared in Blockbuster
hit Snoop Dogg's Hustler's Diary of a Pimp.

Speaker 4 (43:08):
I got to revisit that. I got to revisit and you.

Speaker 6 (43:11):
Know what's crazy, it's he hasn't even done that many well,
he hasn't done that many movies, or I'm looking at
the wards.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
I'm sorry, dude.

Speaker 5 (43:18):
I will say, porno is so funny, and there's a
reason we've made a whole career talking about it because
since then he's directed several porn porn series, including That's
the Goal, Fucked on Site, Slutty and Sluttier, Raw Evil
Anal Evil Anal Jesus Christ.

Speaker 4 (43:40):
Fuck dude, Yeah, Battle and I like you.

Speaker 5 (43:44):
He was like, you know what, it's I really I
want to step away from the acting part of it,
and I'm gonna I want to sink my teeth into something.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
Yeah, I got to get behind the camp get behind
the lens. I've got behind the actress.

Speaker 5 (43:57):
I'm gonna I'm gonna use my talents for evil Anal.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
I've got some shots.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
Can you want to hear something cool?

Speaker 6 (44:03):
He was raised He's from France and he's raised in
a place called Gagnet.

Speaker 4 (44:07):
Oh my gosh. So he's like, I have to I
have toiness. Oh my gosh. Can you imagine the Cayden Cross.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
Of course, this dude like on his first directing debut,
you know he's like super stoked. Do you think he's
like going over shots and like he's nervous?

Speaker 4 (44:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (44:27):
Do you think he's like overthinking it, like really trying
to like get in there with.

Speaker 5 (44:31):
Some new I mean do they have Because as a
director of television and film, you have your shot list
day day in and day out, and you're like, this
is these are the shots that I'm gonna that I
want to get for this scene.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
Sure, and then you know there's gonna be moments of
improvisation where.

Speaker 5 (44:48):
You're like, uh, you know, I want to have a
little wiggle room for so on the day.

Speaker 4 (44:53):
I can literally welcome, Welcome.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
To the We're gonna shooting this.

Speaker 5 (44:57):
Upstairs in the way I can, I can move around,
and and I got fun with the crew.

Speaker 4 (45:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (45:02):
And I wonder if he was having fun with the
crew on teen Cum Squad or banging black boxes.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Yeah, yeah, there's no doubt.

Speaker 4 (45:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
I think I remember reading something about that, and you.

Speaker 5 (45:15):
Know, he had some wiggle room on mind fuck and
New Horrores on the Block.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
Do you think New Hores on the Block is like
set in the nineties or something, because that's a great
idea in the nineties.

Speaker 4 (45:29):
Uh, yeah, you know what, Blake.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
No, I think they were like, hey, remember New Kids
on the Block?

Speaker 6 (45:35):
What about New Horrors on the Block? And the similarities
stopped there?

Speaker 4 (45:39):
Bullshit, you don't think I bet they had like neon
leggings or something. Yeah, come on, Manuel and Ferrera put
thought into that.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
I think that they just were like, that's a.

Speaker 6 (45:49):
Thing, Adam, you're giving him too much credit.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
I mean, no, I hope I wish yes, Oh do
I pray?

Speaker 4 (45:55):
Do I hope Manuell he's an artist. He is, He's
an artist. Okay. He puts thought into everything. Blake, for
my birthday.

Speaker 6 (46:01):
Gave me a Ghostbusters porno fifteen ten years ago and
it stars Evanstone in like the bankman role, and I
throw it on and Evanstone's I had to the pictures
on the back.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
You're automatically curious.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
Yeah, you gotta check it out. You got to throw
it on.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
His Bill Murray impression. His Bill Murray impression is like legit.

Speaker 6 (46:27):
It's I've never seen anybody with a Bill Murray impression.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
And his was very good.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
It's crazy. He kind of wrote the wrote the book.

Speaker 5 (46:34):
And by the way, he won avn's Male Performer of
the Year for a fifth time m Manuel in January
of twenty twenty four of twenty fourteen.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
Manuel.

Speaker 5 (46:45):
So when we saw him, it probably was when he
was on his absolute streak.

Speaker 4 (46:51):
He was on a tear of winning male performances.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
Keith Rocking and rolling, Yeph.

Speaker 5 (46:54):
God So And I don't know if you guys saw this,
but Ferrera and alongside Riley Steele, is in an episode
of Mansers titled Airplane Plane Hanger On.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
That's a that's a segment that doesn't roll off the
tongue like New Hoores on the Ball.

Speaker 5 (47:14):
To discuss their careers for a segment how can you
become a porktastic porn star?

Speaker 4 (47:21):
That sh it's important? What show? Okay?

Speaker 2 (47:25):
What show can I buy the box set of?

Speaker 3 (47:27):
Yeah? It was called Mancers? I remember Mansers? That was
just a Was that a show on Spike or something?

Speaker 4 (47:36):
Yeah, you're right Spike and don't knock like all time?

Speaker 2 (47:41):
Was that on Spike?

Speaker 6 (47:43):
And?

Speaker 7 (47:43):
I like how when Blake is is acting like he
doesn't know? And that was epis right? And the pork tastic?
Wasn't that episode thirty seven?

Speaker 4 (47:56):
How do you become a pork tastic?

Speaker 6 (47:58):
Was Man's host by that blonde dude with the spiky hair?

Speaker 4 (48:04):
What was it? I can't I don't fully did it
have a host? I kind of.

Speaker 5 (48:10):
I have a lot of tabs open here. I really
lost it. Mansters, I don't know hosted, There was no Yeah,
I don't think their reward Robert, how did that? How
did it work?

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Ai?

Speaker 3 (48:27):
I don't think I ever watched Mansters and and I
feel freaking terrible for that.

Speaker 6 (48:32):
I got a feeling if we'd watched it, we'd be
different guys.

Speaker 5 (48:35):
Uh, By the way, A Gardner and an average of
one point one million viewers.

Speaker 4 (48:39):
Sure, that's a lot. Yeah, it was the Glory Days.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Yeah, those guys are on only fans now.

Speaker 5 (48:44):
That was a lot for uh basic cable television back
Spike was running it.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
Have you guys been on X lately the X like Twitter?

Speaker 3 (48:53):
No, I've completely abandoned it at that.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
I think if anyone sends me a link.

Speaker 6 (48:59):
By the way, somebody sent me like a very like
safe link, like funny video of like a group of
like middle school boys who are the game is they
fill their mouths with water and then they pull something
out of their backpack that they brought to school that's
supposed to make somebody else laugh and it's like miscellaneous objects.

Speaker 4 (49:16):
Very wholesome.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
I watched that. I go, oh, that's cool. I would
have loved to do that, or like tell my kid
to do that.

Speaker 6 (49:23):
I swipe up and then it's just like famous Chinese
influencer falls off building after being a lot in bed
with like woman. He's like holding on to the side
of the building, like uh, you know, a fucking like
cheater type dude with the grappling falls and then you
just hear the splat and I'm like, X oh, I'm good.

Speaker 4 (49:44):
Hey, X gonna is always going to give it to you.
That's how they make their money.

Speaker 6 (49:48):
And you go on the comments section because you're just like,
what are people thinking?

Speaker 2 (49:52):
They love it?

Speaker 4 (49:53):
They love it, they love it. It's crazy. I'm not
on X. I've fully given up on X, given it
to me.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
I only go on when someone sends me a link
and I'm like, what is this? And then you're there.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
Who is still on X? Who is still doing that?
I feel like that is a a.

Speaker 6 (50:12):
Lot of people, a lot of people, and dude, it's
all the worst. It's it's just like and I look,
I'm beating a dead horse, which I saw that video too.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
I've said this before.

Speaker 6 (50:25):
I'm it's all garbage. And the people on there and
the comments, yeah, are just garbage comments. It's crazy. Yeah,
the fucking anger on there, and like the I don't
even know what. Who goes there to like watch their news.
That's a lot of it is people watching like their
favorite guy who covers news or gal who covers news.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
Fucking I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
It's it's very strange.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
I think even at that point, like it's not a
good source for news either. It's it's just completely lost
the plot. It's lost the plot over there.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
It's wild, dude.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
I wonder if we will see a time I wonder
if we will see a time when, like social media
is less relevant, like if it will ever go away.
It feels like it's fading slightly. But maybe I'm just
like on the old apps, and I don't know. I
think I think we're getting old.

Speaker 5 (51:23):
And the ti the TikTok is running strong, dude, and
the algorithms are just better and stronger, and it's going
to know what you want before you want it and
it'll just feed.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
Okay, Like what about like the stuff like cause there
are the government is taking steps to sort of like
prevent kids from being on social media, But do you
think that that that if they don't get their hooks
in you by the time you're sixteen, maybe it will
lead to people being like, oh, I don't I don't
need this as part of my life.

Speaker 5 (51:57):
I've realized do There wasn't social media when we were sixteen,
so the hooks were not in us, but it.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
Was something new we were all ad It's something that
like evolved with us. We weren't thrown into this like
tornado of what it is like has become something way
less pure right, Like originally it was kind of like.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
TV existed before we were born, and we were just like, yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
There's TV.

Speaker 5 (52:20):
Yeah, well sure yeah, And it was just like, hey,
top eight, I'm gonna put all my all my friends
in the top eight, or like someone would put like
I'm just gonna put different Spider Man accounts.

Speaker 4 (52:32):
How crazy is that.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
Social media was a form of like an extreme form
of self expression. Now you don't even see the people
you follow. It's just a fucking hub to buy shit.
That's it.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
Well, that's not it, but that's the majority of the wildest.

Speaker 6 (52:46):
Thing I was thinking about the other day is that,
like you can now see anything on the internet, right, Yes,
whatever you want to see, something you've never even thought of,
you can find it on fucking anywhere. And yet AI
is creating even crazier, wilder stuff, like we can already
find it all, and yet somehow we click on Like

(53:08):
I'm like, is that a fucking dolphin in the hallway
of a high school?

Speaker 4 (53:11):
Dude?

Speaker 5 (53:12):
My dad showed me a video the other day and
he didn't for whatever reason, he just didn't put it
together that it was AI because he doesn't know to
question everything at this point right right now.

Speaker 4 (53:24):
He shows me this video. He goes, Jesus Christ, look
at this, and I'm like what.

Speaker 5 (53:31):
And he's watching a video of a plane coming in
landing on a aircraft carrier.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
But there's a helicopter.

Speaker 5 (53:41):
Right in the middle of the runway and the jet
comes in and then like quickly maneuvers up to get
away from the helicopter, clips, the helicopter blades, spins out,
the pilot ejects himself and he's coming back down to
the on top on top of the aircraft carrier. And

(54:03):
then four speed boats are driving on top of the
aircraft carrier to come get the pilot who is on
the tarmac. Okay, And and I go, I go to
my dad and I go, well to TAYI and he goes, yeah, well,
how can you tell? And I go maybe the boats
that are driving on the tarmac and.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
He goes, hey, have those now?

Speaker 5 (54:27):
Well he was like, yeah, I guess. So I'm like yeah,
but dude, yeah, I hope you would guess so, but
you didn't. You didn't guess.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
So it's wild.

Speaker 6 (54:38):
Yeah, But to my point, it's like you can see
military crashes and explosions and shit, and yet we still
are like not enough, AI make more more insane, and.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
I'm like, where do we stop? Where do we stop?

Speaker 4 (54:52):
I need more? Slow? Who was even prompting the thing
you just explained? Like? Who was like, dude, you know what?

Speaker 3 (54:58):
I need to make a video where a fucking jet
almost hits a helicopter and then speedboats come and rescue
the pilot.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
Like what the teenager?

Speaker 4 (55:07):
Why does that happen? A teenager?

Speaker 5 (55:09):
But then you'd think what was funny is he didn't
get that that teenager?

Speaker 4 (55:14):
He didn't?

Speaker 5 (55:16):
Yeah, where's Miguel Fiana?

Speaker 4 (55:19):
Wait, horse on the is the aircraft carrier a dick
or not? These kids are doing evil? Where's the evil? Anal?
Where is the evil?

Speaker 2 (55:31):
The speedboat dejected? Was he the come?

Speaker 4 (55:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (55:34):
So is the a eviling or is it just regular
wholesome an no?

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Wonder?

Speaker 6 (55:41):
Blake is like this guy is super hot, it's broken.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
So you didn't finish, right, So the speedboats get up
to him and then they they fuck each other right like.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, now I understand. Thanks.

Speaker 5 (55:57):
I guess I didn't stick around long enough. Yeah yeah,
you gotta wait till Yeah that's a really good but
there is going to be a point that that there
won't be those fuck ups there already, and that's that's
just like next year, coming within like weeks from now,
that it'll be good enough.

Speaker 4 (56:16):
Oh yeah, and then it sucks.

Speaker 6 (56:19):
But I guess you're asking who's prompting these it's the
people prompting them are like, Hey, I've got two hours
on the couch. I'm just gonna make a bunch of these.
See how many hits they get, and see if I
can get money.

Speaker 4 (56:30):
Yeah, I gotta get better at that.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
But there were people doing on Spotify.

Speaker 6 (56:35):
There were people having AI make songs and then creating
AI listeners to listen to those songs repeatedly, and then
they were just collecting the money.

Speaker 4 (56:48):
And then Spotify had to be like, wait a second,
this is where we are. But also.

Speaker 5 (56:54):
Like Amazon made some kind of rule that you could
only publish and the amount was crazy, like six books
a day.

Speaker 4 (57:03):
You could only publish six books.

Speaker 5 (57:05):
A day because and I don't know if that's the
exact number, but it was a number that you're like, well,
no one, no one can publish six books a day.

Speaker 4 (57:14):
But they made a rule because people.

Speaker 5 (57:16):
Were publishing r else done hundreds, if not thousands of
books a day, and you know, you know, you get
a mom out there who was just like I like
this author, and you know, dude, even you get ten
thousand of them and suddenly you're making a fortune selling
these dumb books, these like beach read type books or
even that are just a prompt.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
My kid has gotten two AI books. One from an
ant that.

Speaker 6 (57:42):
Was just like these like beautiful like squirrels that like
lived in like little homes that had like fireplaces and
like pictures over the mantle and like.

Speaker 4 (57:50):
That's kind of sick.

Speaker 6 (57:51):
Yeah, but then you read it and you're like, this
doesn't saying anything. And then another one that was just
kind of like a bio pook biopic, a bio book
about uh, some soccer player from Norway that was like
this is where he's from and it was like bad
paintings of him, like scoring goals and like cheering, and

(58:13):
you're like, this is not no one made.

Speaker 5 (58:16):
My mom made a an AI book for bo and
uh and we didn't tell her to do this, but
she did it and whatever, it's fine. Gave AI a
photo of Boh so then like his he's the character,
but they like they would like fuck up. His teeth,
he'd be like.

Speaker 4 (58:36):
Smiling and his teeth are all kind of fucking weird looking.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
Yeah, that's kind of cool and helpful for people.

Speaker 5 (58:42):
And you're like, huh, they like bo doesn't have like
really fucked up.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
Teeth and have and even if he did, you still
love him, right, even.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
If personally I wouldn't. Man, you could always fix that.
You could always fix that. But maybe that's Oh, I'm
sorry to is that hit home for you? That's wild
I have not explored because to me, that's it seems
pretty It seems pretty cool hitting home Blake. Should you
be your book, dude, I'm hitting it, hitting it, I

(59:12):
mean because I remember in the nineties growing up, like
one of the coolest things was when you would get
a book where you did you.

Speaker 4 (59:19):
Sent in like your picture or like the big you
were born in nineteen eighty four dude. But this is
when I would remember shit.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
So like remember it would be a book and it
would just have your name in it, and you'd be like,
oh my god, this this book is a story about
Blake And it was just like a plug and plate thing.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
Yeah, all my books had my brother's names and them.

Speaker 4 (59:39):
Honters does not know that life.

Speaker 5 (59:42):
I'm sorry, brother, there's no book that they wrote Hondors.

Speaker 4 (59:46):
I'm sorry because they would lose money.

Speaker 5 (59:48):
But yeah, I mean it was cool when you would
go to a whatever, a gift shop or something and
you're just at the mall with your mom and there's
like a license plate and it says Adam.

Speaker 4 (59:57):
You're like, what we have to get that? Oh yeah, no,
we don't. Never got to experience or just never got
to experience that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
Ever.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
I'm sorry, bro, we gotta get you a bunch of
that's the biggest laugh of the pod.

Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
But yeah, laughing. Why is that the funniest thing on
the podcast so far?

Speaker 5 (01:00:18):
That's the hardest I've heard Blake in months because well
an take.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
Apologies, I'm sorry I laughed so hard. But maybe what
we should do is create a whole entire merch page
of all just under specific stuff and give you give
that to you for your birthday, just license plates, key chains,
just under swagged out.

Speaker 4 (01:00:44):
That would be sick.

Speaker 6 (01:00:45):
Well, I think now you can do that. You can
print your own.

Speaker 4 (01:00:49):
I think you can very easily do that now.

Speaker 5 (01:00:52):
I mean we told durs Or, sorry, we told Isaac
for months that we wanted a mat before we went
on the tour were that we were like, could we
do a magic Eye?

Speaker 4 (01:01:04):
And I kept pitching that it's our.

Speaker 5 (01:01:06):
Buttholes, but you know, and I'm not sure everyone was
fully on board with that, but the fact that we
didn't just sell magic eye posters and then it's just
the three of us doing something stupid.

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
I got this cool swag, but this was made, mister, mister,
made just by a guy that in Cosmel.

Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
We weren't selling these things pretty damn. Oh was that?
Well neither doors or I can see what you're pointing
at because.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
You're underwater up there.

Speaker 4 (01:01:35):
You are freely underwater on your screen? Am I crystal
clear for the viewers? A little bit? All right? Well that, yeah,
that looks kind of tight. It's like, was that like
a little surfboard or what the wall?

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Because he knew we were all going to be, oh,
what is it? Disembarking?

Speaker 4 (01:01:54):
Yeah? Sick? How fucking sick? Is that super tight type butthole?

Speaker 5 (01:01:58):
I want to see because I'll lot of the those
cruises come through that Cosimo port.

Speaker 4 (01:02:04):
What are the leftovers like? Because he made a bunch
of them. I'm sure he probably sold a few.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
That's made to order he can whip them out really quick,
really quick, Like I watched him do that.

Speaker 4 (01:02:16):
Oh okay, but.

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
He's so like he had like one on advertising, Yeah,
one on. He probably threw that in the river or
the ocean.

Speaker 5 (01:02:29):
You thought we came You thought we came up on
a river.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:02:35):
I would like to apologize for mentioning my green jizz again.
Chloe did mention to not mention that. She's like, maybe
let's just not talk about our green jizz on the podcast.

Speaker 6 (01:02:47):
Because it is your collective now as a unified couple.

Speaker 4 (01:02:52):
Yeah. Now, I mean.

Speaker 5 (01:02:54):
She's like, maybe we just don't talk about that kind
of stuff, and I can't help it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:58):
It's who I am.

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
I agree, I agree, you know, open book.

Speaker 5 (01:03:02):
We love let people know that I'm maybe maybe I
had got to. Maybe I had got to. I don't know,
I don't my doctor said I didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:03:10):
So yeah, and that checks out.

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
Bodies Bodies are weird, Kim and and Todd Anna.

Speaker 6 (01:03:20):
If we could just title this episode bodies are weird.
You don't have to send us a bunch of title ideas.
We got it right there, guys, Yes, yeah, sure.

Speaker 5 (01:03:31):
Approved approved any take back to an apologies and epic
slams over here.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
Boys.

Speaker 6 (01:03:36):
You know, I'm sorry I put you on the spot
about whether or not you gave money to the charity.

Speaker 4 (01:03:41):
Of course I knew I did have I did.

Speaker 5 (01:03:43):
Of course I knew that that wasn't a uh, it
wasn't a thing a lot of people were doing. I
think just because there was a lot of glad handing. Sure,
so you for like, uh, for like four hours the
night before we went to a giant party where hundreds
of donors were and you just sort of mingle and

(01:04:05):
you know, meet all these people and uh.

Speaker 4 (01:04:09):
And so I think that was And does the.

Speaker 6 (01:04:10):
Glad handing keep the power on of the artificial lungs
that the baby might need or does the cash?

Speaker 4 (01:04:17):
I honestly think it does because they gave so much duty.

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
That's great.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
That's cool man, What a cool the big slick shout
out to them. Glad you went at him. That just
sounds like an awesome cause. And to raise that much
money is really cool.

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
Absolutely.

Speaker 5 (01:04:37):
And by the way, I'm going to make sure your
invitations do not get lost in the mail.

Speaker 4 (01:04:41):
They would happily have you. Yeah, we got to pull up.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
It's interesting.

Speaker 5 (01:04:44):
I don't know why I didn't think of it. There
the impractical jokers were all there.

Speaker 8 (01:04:49):
They were there that come on, yeah, I'm a bit
part time joker.

Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
You saw sal I saw hung with Side Well, hung
with Me, hung with c the Man.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
I was thrown down with those guys.

Speaker 4 (01:05:07):
Dude, they're all great me. Yeah, they really, dude, it
was dude.

Speaker 5 (01:05:10):
The gym, the gym at this hotel fucking awesome. At
one point it was just me, Murr, Will Forte and
Richard Kind.

Speaker 4 (01:05:21):
Oh wow, that is a fucking crew.

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
Dude, powerhouse. What's your dude? The amount of weight just
could put and wait they must have they ran out
of weight. Holy smoke, they did.

Speaker 4 (01:05:35):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
They're in their shooting ropes.

Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
God damn boy. Richard Kind pretty strong guy. I imagine
he has a bear strength, sturdy frame.

Speaker 5 (01:05:45):
They did a very funny bit where Tarren kill him
and I think Joetulio and Forte and zach Levi they
come out and they're doing like a Backstreet Boys where
they saying tell me why that song and they're all
doing it, and then they bring up Richard Kind to

(01:06:07):
just do the tell me why so there ain't nothing
but a hard ache. And then Richard Kind in his
classic why tell me why it fucking crushed? Dude, I'm
like this, this was a a greade, a bit Richard Kindman,
what a legend.

Speaker 4 (01:06:27):
He's one of the best.

Speaker 6 (01:06:28):
And nobody knows but kind of bars he started those.
He's like billion dollars, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:06:34):
He was one of the celebrities that he was roommates
with George Clooney when they were just starting out.

Speaker 4 (01:06:40):
Yeah, and that's right. They're like best They're like best buds.

Speaker 5 (01:06:45):
And when Clooney, however, many years ago, ten years ago
or now, sold his tequila company for a billion dollars,
he gave all of his closest friends, like fifteen of
his closest friends.

Speaker 4 (01:06:57):
They took took them.

Speaker 5 (01:06:58):
All to dinner and then like brought out a plate
with like a little thing to take off for like
underneath where your dinner is.

Speaker 6 (01:07:07):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:07:08):
And there was a check for a million dollars each
and that and then he paid the taxes on the
apparently he paid the taxes on the gift as well.

Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
So and Blake and none of you guys have a
tequila in the world or anything like that.

Speaker 4 (01:07:21):
Well, I put it on Isaac. So I'm just saying
big steps, big big steps.

Speaker 6 (01:07:26):
Maybe uh, we can get one of those things where
you put the food under and take it off of
checking there.

Speaker 4 (01:07:31):
Let's just say we're talking. We're talking more to come. No,
I feel like none of us are going to make
that kind of money.

Speaker 5 (01:07:38):
But I could see one of us doing pretty well
and then give gifting the other two, you know, uh.

Speaker 4 (01:07:44):
Five grand or something. I mean, that's a just being like,
hey man too. Two. Okay, well I was shooting. I was,
I was trying to go big, but you're shooting a
big rope. Yeah, you're shooting shooting a big rope.

Speaker 5 (01:07:56):
Finally, and that's another episode three.

Speaker 4 (01:08:03):
What imported