Ep 306: The Guys Mostly Talk About Chips

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically
crucially important today on This is Important?

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Why are you living? You're not even living if you
can't eat chips?

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Would you like it? In JUREDO? Late nights?

Speaker 4 (00:21):
Now?

Speaker 3 (00:22):
If I look at this, am I gonna fall in love?

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Let's wanna be careful?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Let's go? Yes?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes yes yes.

Speaker 5 (00:46):
Oh God, oh God, good, wake up? You're good to
be back, baby.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Long time, no sea, miss my guys.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
It's been a few weeks. We stocked a few episodes,
you probably know, because we weren't as hot, hot topical
as we normally have.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
We were like, I wonder if the Knicks are going
to win?

Speaker 3 (01:05):
And the series was over, I was like, I hope not.
Those Nick fans are annoying, and then they win. Then
they won, and then my god, did they slide in
my d M?

Speaker 4 (01:18):
I bet you heard it?

Speaker 3 (01:19):
And I sent them all over to Blake's dms because
he reads them. So I was like, yeah, center in Blake's.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah I do, And shout out to everybody sending me
their uh their hate for me.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
No, the what's the disease.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
The what did you shout out?

Speaker 4 (01:42):
We're going to figure that out together. Wait did you
get some?

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Oh baby, no, I got requests. Thank god that they don't.
Actually you got requests? What is I don't you know
how like if people DM you that, I'm a little
loss as to what we're talking about. That the bent
penis with.

Speaker 6 (01:59):
The signature an episode we told people to send Blake
new essentially Dick pics of Pernis with the signature.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Bump, and I was going to diagnose it. But you know,
in the DMS, people can't send you photos until you
like accept them. So I wasn't. I wasn't accepting. But
they're like, dude, I got but.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
You got you got some? I got some requests.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Well get your fucking.

Speaker 6 (02:25):
Phone out right now, live on air. You don't have
to show the picture. But if this is have you
guys ever watched reaction videos?

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Remember those?

Speaker 4 (02:32):
Let's do this? Yeah, this is the stuff that I
want to see.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
It would take me a while because I have so
many dms coming in about so many topics from the pod.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
All right, well then fuck you talk about your life
for a little bit.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
I would love to What do you guys want to
know about man. No, no, no, just start talking, Blake.
This is your pod. We want to start talking. It's
your life, it's your PODCA. You guys want me to
you want me to kick it off. Yeah, I would
love for you to finally kick it off, dude, in
a natural way where you because you know what usually happens.
I usually kick it off.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Adam can't shut the fuck up.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yeah, then durs, well, we'll pick it up. And then
and then you kind of fall asleep at the wheel
over there, and we need you.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
I've got so many topics i'd love to cover today.
So as soon as you guys would just give me
the floor. And and I'm looking and I'm scrambling, and
the first thing I see, of course, you have a newspaper.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
I was like a newspaper.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Do you think I had a newspaper?

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Go ahead, go off, ladies and gentlemen. I'm holding up
the newest do Rito's flavor. It's a late night which
I don't know if you guys are aware of the
late night flavor selections.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
They're usually they usually take a bold swing. I've got
I've got hot Now it's just pizza.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Now, is this a commercial at all or it is not.
Are you getting paid for this?

Speaker 4 (03:51):
I am not being paid by.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Dorrito, Adam.

Speaker 6 (03:54):
Ironically, that would be off brand. He ain't getting cash.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Yeah, and we're just sort of hyping up this Dorrito's
flavor late night. Well I was.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
I was intrigued.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
You know, I'm a guy when I do the grocery
shopping for the family. So I'm in these aisles and
when I see a new chip flavor, Daddy's got to
buy it. And I will say, yeah, do you go
every aisle? I go every aisle? Baby, I gotta see
what's happening.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
I go every aisle. I have to. Yeah, I have Uh,
I have to.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
I gotta look after I get that. Well, I don't.
I very rarely do any amount of grocery shopping. But
when you do, you gotta go every aisle every because
you don't know what's out there. But you say you
do it. You do it every week, Blake, Yes, so
you know what's in that grocery store.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Say do you then go every aisle?

Speaker 3 (04:44):
No?

Speaker 6 (04:44):
No, Adam, Stop dude, that's against your own philosophy.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
Come on, they stock these shelves.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Brother, We're in America, Okay, they are creating new products
every week.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
You gotta you gotta go down everything and paying for
that shelf life or not shelf life that shelves space.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Come on, that ain't.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
The hot new flavor is none other than hot honey pizza.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Okay, So I wish honors would have started? Uh yeah,
how how is it? Are they?

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Do they taste good? How do they rank? Has a
the king been to throne? Where are you guys with
chip flavors? Because some of them at them? Where are
you where you don't? I don't eat chips. You don't
eat chips.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
No, what sucks about me and my body is I
treat it like a temple and it looks like a
garbage can. So I treat it so well. I don't
eat chips, I don't eat candy. I don't drink like sugary.

Speaker 6 (05:42):
SODA's body it's a temple. But also it's like when
you see when you see a sand castle after like
the tide.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Comes in, it's the temple of doom.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, that's that's where you adam, temple of doom.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
You got a temple of doom. That's why I said it,
like four times.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
I was hoping you give me a tumple of doom,
tymple of doom double points. I don't know how the
jokes work over other people. Yeah, so I don't, really
I don't. I'm not allowed.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Chip well, Blake, you have this metabolism that is able
to eat chips and you're and you still can fit
into clothing. I eat eleven chips and I no longer
can fit in clothes.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
But I'm hearing this word allowed. I'm hearing this word allowed, Adam.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
I don't like it.

Speaker 6 (06:22):
Yeah, why aren't you allowed? You mean you shouldn't or
you can't.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Well, no, if I do, I just explained. If I do,
I no longer can fit in close. And that's not
an exaggeration. That's not an exaggeration. You can fit.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Not my clothes is an exaggeration.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
You can still fit into clothes.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah, Okay, Triple XL's out there, sure, sure, but.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
I'm not gonna go buy I'm not gonna go.

Speaker 6 (06:50):
If you're listening, send Adam some elastic wasted pants please.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
I'm not gonna go buy new clothes then, so I
can eat chip zubas. If you're listening, please send a
them some Mexico.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
See that's where your math is fucked up. You need
to eat chips.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Therefore, you need to buy new clothes, because why are
you living? You're not even living if you can't eat chips. Yeah,
chips are the most exciting part of my day.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
I've heard that.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
I've heard that. You know, when I eat chips.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
On the fourth of July, I'll have some chips. Chips.
That's holiday.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
It's coming up right around the corner.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Okay, on a big fun holiday, on a kid's birthday,
I might have some chips.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Well, what are you reaching for, Bud? Is it the
late night Dorito's Hot Honey pizza? Here we are? I
do like Dorito's. The Honey's throwing me.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
I'll say that, you know what it's it's unnecessary, but
it makes it slightly addicting to me because you know,
I got a sweet tooth, so that it's sweet.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
Just it keeps bringing me back. You're the next chip.
Hot Honey is having a moment right now, it really is.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
That's the new That's the new wave. Hot Honey is
the fucking ship. It goes through waves.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
How does this happen?

Speaker 6 (07:58):
I feel like we're old enough out of have seen
all these waves. Like I guess I just remember when
Brussels sprouts. That was the first wave I recognized.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
It was like that, you're like Jesus, I guess they're
sprouting up everywhere. And then and then alvocado avocados avocados
went through the roof. The amount of people was.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Those are naming like actual vegetables. I think you need
to name things that are like created, like the real example,
which I think honey is a hot honey is is
something that is manufactured.

Speaker 6 (08:34):
Yes, But what I'm talking about is the way that
Brussels sprouts were prepared with like bits of bacon and
like balsamic all over them. A little char became what
it was. It wasn't just like steam. Brussels sprouts were
hitting and everyone was going crazy. Avocado avocado toast had
a moment.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Yep, they put it on some toast.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
Honey hot. I'm saying, like red velvet, red velvet, remember
the red velvet is you had red velvet, red velvet cupcakes?

Speaker 2 (09:05):
It was like where where did It's not exciting anymore?
We got so red velveted that we're out of the
red and now we're in the hot honey wave and
it's gonna be everywhere is that?

Speaker 4 (09:19):
Is that our restaurant hot.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Honey in red velvet, all those things. No, just call
it the you just call it the wave. And it's
everything that has had a moment. And then you go
back in and you're like, okay, because you're going you know,
you might not able, you might not be able to
find your red velvet because they're like a people are
off that.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
Yeah, you go into this restaurant.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
You have your avocado toast, okay, you have your Brussels
sprouts with bacon, and then you fucking slam a slab
of red velvet, kale kales up in there.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
Put a little hot honey on it.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Oh baby, oh my baby, mummy burger and so everything
that is off that.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Yeah, yeah, I'm in, dude, I'm in. And so these
are good, the hot honey pizzas. I will give it
a I'll give it a seven and a half out
of ten, seven and a half out of and Adam,
no chips?

Speaker 4 (10:19):
Yeah that's crazy?

Speaker 3 (10:20):
What do we were just eating the chickens.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
Yeah, he's a meat eater. He's a nut roccy. I yes,
eats a lot of nuts. I eat nuts. I eat
Can we clip that roccoli? I eat eggs, I eat tomatoes.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
You look good. You look good.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
You do look good.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
I don't know you look good?

Speaker 4 (10:38):
And what sucks?

Speaker 3 (10:40):
It's a goddamn fist fight every day. It is a
fucking battle. Do you have food? Do you have food? Noise?
The noise is so fucking liadde.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Oh okay, I thought you were saying, like Chloe's like
grabbing your wrist and keep preventing you from putting the
food into your mouth.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
She doesn't care, no, dude, she would, she would. She
wants me to be so fat. Yeah, dude. She Let's
see if Todd can find it.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
It's from the movie The Final Girls where I'm gonna
have sex with the character that mal and Ackerman played
and I come in and I have like, uh, the
my pants are like down at my knees, and I'm
in like the tidy little like purple like white like
tidy whities, but they're purple, by the way, and like

(11:26):
my little.

Speaker 4 (11:27):
Bellies hanging over the side.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
And my dick looks so small, dude, my dick looks
incredibly tiny.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
But that's when Chloe fell in love with me.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
So she saw that.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
Body and was like, I'm in I'm in that's awesome.
She's like, I'm gonna have to watch these dailies.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
So she wants me to get back to there, but
I don't want to. So you have some wiggle room,
you can you can put on some pounds and you
got you got some wiggle hey, Like we only see
each other in person every like four months. You know that.
I use that wiggle room, right, a huge every four
months you see me and you're my my my chin will.

Speaker 6 (12:06):
Go speaking in waves, it comes to goes yeah. But
like that's what's kind of fun about us is you
don't see each other.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
For a little while and then it's like it's going
on there.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Dirty here, and I know they're like, holy shit, I
bet I bet that guy can't fit in close. Sometimes
you look really good.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Sometimes I'm like, okay, I'm on top in this relationship.

Speaker 6 (12:25):
But isn't it fun when you when you run into
each other and you do look good and you go,
look at my guy, look at us, look at us.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Like sometimes you see us and you think I'm on top,
and sometimes you think I could fuck I'm the one
fucking You heard them, you heard it now.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
I don't mean top as in like pride top. I
mean just like I'm on top, I'm on top.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Of the Is it still pride when this comes out? No,
but it is.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
It's always pride in my neighbor, straight pride.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
So for you, it's about looking better than other people.
For me, it's about myself.

Speaker 7 (12:58):
No, not other people, just you guys. It's yeah, us
versus each other. Brother, Yeah, you've been doing well.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
You've been doing well.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
I mean not for me, but yeah, you're doing I
think you've been at the top.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Yeah, I bet you're on top. That's not really a
battle man, Durs and I have to try and like,
watch what we eat. Sometimes you don't have to do that.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
Well, I just can't. Well, your your issue is you
don't eat, and then you eat.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
Don't eleven hot honey chips and call that a meal,
Call that a full day's worth.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
Of fit and adam. The question is where does it go.
It's starting to go puff in the top style.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
I'm starting to get a little muff. Yeah I got muff.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
Isn't that nice?

Speaker 3 (13:48):
How do we get rid of the muff?

Speaker 4 (13:51):
I think you got to do a like side side bend.
Side bends are set ups? No, please don't lose that muff.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
Yeah, I think that's it. Talk. We got that photo,
We got that photo, bud, Yeah yeah, okay, I let
it off with my topic.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
It was very fruitful.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
Okay, hey, it's in the chat. Let's please please take
a look at my body.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
In the chat.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
And this is what Chloe fell in love with. That's
right there, and look at it now. If I look
at this, am I gonna fall in love? Let's wanna
be careful.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
What website is this?

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Tombecks Celebrity Undie Drawer, Undy Drawer, Yeah, undid the place
for all your updates on male celebrities and their underwing.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
Hey, well I made it, you know what. Adam, Adam, Adam.

Speaker 6 (14:40):
Yeah, I feel like you would love to have this
body right now. My body's better, much better than this
right now. I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Really, that looks good to me. I also clicked the
photo and it went our core porn.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
No no, no, no, I'm I'm I'm a solid ten
pounds slider and we're stronger. This looks you look good,
This looks good.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
I don't know what.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
Thank you, thank you for saying that.

Speaker 6 (15:06):
I think you might be chestier now like you might
have more like arm and shoulders. But let's just say
I'm keep this is my new background here.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
Now are you guys seeing the ad at the keep
scrolling down? Oh my god, yes, I clicked out.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
You you gotta go back. I'm finding purple Breece from
the Final Girls Not Safe for Work. Uh, you gotta
go back?

Speaker 4 (15:32):
Are you getting the targeted at on older men wanted?

Speaker 6 (15:36):
I see like a Liam Payne for Hugo Boss just shredded,
and right above that it's top rated cocksuckers nearby and
this girl is just doming ad I who sent this
link Todd, And then below that it's like, dude, it's
basically just like celebrity.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
This is a gay Okay, yeah, this is a gay
all right. We're on and by the way, everyone everyone's
really shredded and I'm I'm doing the least amount of
you know, I'm just happy to be there. So thank you,
Thank you, gays.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
There's a lane for you.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
Thank you, guys.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
There's a lane for you.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
Brother. Yeah. I think the gays they see me and
they go, we're we're rooting for them, you know, we
want them to do well, you would hope.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
So Okay, yeah, I think I think so okay good.
I hope so too.

Speaker 6 (16:27):
Having Dorito's that just doesn't seem like a If I'm
eating chips, it's almost always a kettle cooked type chip.

Speaker 4 (16:36):
At this point. You're a big potato guy. You don't
fuck with the corn chips. I mean, I'll do chips
and sausa.

Speaker 6 (16:41):
I'll do chips and salsa, preferly at a restaurant, but
I don't know Dorito's. Look love them, They're not what
I'm grabbing, though. I don't feel like you know who.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Turned me off of chips. I think was living with
new a Chick when we lived when we lived with Newichek.
This is, you know, fifteen plus years ago. Now more
than that. He would eat so so many bags of
chips and then leave the and then there's like little

(17:12):
dust marks, and he would like close the door and
there'd be like finger marks of like, dude, his hats,
the brim of his hats.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
I'd be like, yo, you had so and so for lunch.
All the brim of his hats were just like covered
in like freedo.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
You you could tell what he had, what chip he
had for dinner by that fingerprint. They're like, oh, you
have a little cool cool ranch.

Speaker 8 (17:36):
Oh damn bro, that's sour cream and onion, maue onion.
Oh you splurged, you went Maui onion. Okay, got that
purple bag onions a little extra?

Speaker 3 (17:51):
What was that brand?

Speaker 4 (17:52):
A purple bag with the hula chicks?

Speaker 3 (17:53):
I thought it was Maui.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
I mean, that's just what it is. It's not the
Flavor Hawaiian chip company.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
I think. So yeah, that's that's my White's favorite. That's
that's Chloe's favorite. Go too. It's so good.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
She's all chipped.

Speaker 6 (18:04):
You know what she is.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
She's she's she's.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
Built like Blake. Okay, well Blake, I have the exact
same body.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
In order to try the late night Doritos also had
a really good potato chip.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
Just let it egg there.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
The Graza I had a Groza Caesar flavored chip, very good,
and I was.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
Like and explaining all the words.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Raza is an olive oil company and they've started making chips.
While I was walking the aisles of Target, I saw
that they had some chips and they had zesty Caesar flavor.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
You do a lot of shopping. I like this. I
feel like I'm never I've never I'm never shopping up there,
and I love where are you at Blazer? Where do
you go Target?

Speaker 6 (18:48):
Ralph's Ralph's thank you? Okay, yeah you do grocery shopping
at Target.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
I got the chips. I got one bag of chips.
There isn't it just like all ocean spray, fucking cranberry juice.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
That's the thing.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Target carries some shit that Ralphs doesn't like, some some
like in the cut stuff.

Speaker 4 (19:05):
So you gotta really, you gotta really walk. I've always
felt that way about Target. You gotta go to Target.
The deep, the cut type stuff you just can't get, you.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Can't find anywhere else. It's a it's a real mom
and pop dude.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
It's pretty cool, dude, it's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
But that's I was like when I saw this zesty
caesar flavor, I'm like, how come no one has ever
made a caesar flavor.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
It's very, very delicious, And this is like it tastes
like the caesar salad dressing. It tastes like caesar salad. Yeah,
it's delicious.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
I don't know that.

Speaker 4 (19:37):
To me, that makes my mouth sour.

Speaker 6 (19:38):
Yea.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
To me, that makes my breath and everyone's breath soul
ransom duty.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
Oh the breath?

Speaker 3 (19:45):
Is that?

Speaker 4 (19:46):
Even having a caesar salad at lunch right?

Speaker 6 (19:48):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (19:48):
Yeah, it's a game change. That's a that's a dangerous move.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Dude. If you have anything to do right after that,
you don't have many diet cokes. You gotta slurp down
just to get that that sauce that coated your throat.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
You gotta really scrub your teeth with diet.

Speaker 6 (20:02):
And my kid had a caesar salad the other day
and he bites into a crouton and he's like, oh,
this bread is stale.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
And I was like, yo, brother, you're not gonna believe this.
That's on purpose.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
And he was like what, I go.

Speaker 6 (20:20):
Creutons are old bread from yesterday that they just chop
up and put on these salads and they're purposely stale.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Damn dude, Yeah, who invented Who was the sick fuck
who invented that genius?

Speaker 3 (20:32):
Oh wait, we don't like croutons. We like chips, but
croutons on a salad is like a no go for
you guys. What Well, I don't know. Blake just said,
who's the sick fuck that invented that.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
But they're stale as opposed to just like fresh bread.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
It's just a weird idea. They're like, hey, we got
all this bread that's fucking stale as fuck tooth breakingly.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
So he's taking a.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Rolling around in nice some garlic powder and parsley or
whatever the hell makes up a creuton.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
And then they did and it was delicious. So I
wouldn't call them a sick fuck. I'd call them a
fucking genius.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
Well, they were a sick fuck. Fucking genius is what
they are.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
Well there are. I mean I think the sick fuck
the first person to see like a bird fucking laying
egg and then go, I'm going to eat that, right,
right right, that's a sick fuck.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
Whoever was the first guy that was like, I think
that was just a cave man.

Speaker 6 (21:23):
I think that cavemen were like, I'm hungry, and we
have instincts that tell you something's in there.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
I'm always curious about that, you know what.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
I think?

Speaker 2 (21:33):
I wonder if it was we were watching other animals
and we're like, huh, like snakes are eating eggs and
birds are eating eggs, maybe I should eat egg?

Speaker 4 (21:42):
Yeah, of course, yeah, Okay, dude, we got a frog.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
The other day.

Speaker 6 (21:53):
We went to this our friends have like a ranch,
and we went there and we wanted this a creek,
and my kids pulled out a tadpole and so we
watched this tad pole grow into a frog. It was
pretty sick in like a little shoebox sized terrarium, and
it fucking turned into a frog. And then it was
like on the wall and we were like, whoa, this
is crazy. And then one day it just wasn't there,

(22:16):
Oh my god, and we were like, could it have
gotten out of these little air slits?

Speaker 3 (22:21):
Like this is crazy. The next morning, one of your
sons let it go.

Speaker 6 (22:26):
We're in the bathroom down the hall where there is
a shower where my kids like to shower downstairs for
whatever reason. And there's this little like turd of something
on the floor and Emma's like, oh my god, is
that toady? H? And like I pick it up and
it's this thing that if you look closely enough, it's

(22:49):
got arms and it's got legs and it's definitely toady.
But it had fully dried out from like not being
in water. But it went from our kitchen down the
hall to the bathroom so like it knew the moisture,
like it had the senses to like tell it to
go there for wetness, but it just couldn't get into

(23:12):
the toilet now fully fully dead, like dried out like
fully oh dude, like fully mummified, didn't taste weird.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
Do you tell your kids this or you just flush
him and say I don't.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
Yeah, no, no, no, no, this is a huge moments.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
Yeah yeah, And I say, this is what happens.

Speaker 4 (23:31):
You go, oh no, look, we found him. He needs water.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
He died, all right.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
Yeah, So I don't know. I feel like a lot
of parents would just be like, I don't know what
happened to Tony anyway. Anyway, No, man, you got to
make him into the rooms or something. Yeah, some are
I'm somewhere between you, guys.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
I landed. I think.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
I disaster.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
I obviously thought about doing the necklace thing.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
I obviously thought about just moving on, and I decided
to acknowledge it and skip the whole decorative whole jewelry.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Read yeah, yeah, poke it through both its eyes and
tied in the back, and then you got you have
them for life?

Speaker 3 (24:15):
Can I wear it to school?

Speaker 4 (24:17):
You have to actually, yeah, you have to film.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
You'll see someone else. You'll probably one what killed the
neighbors wear it as you.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
That would be so cool if if if you did that,
and then you just have one kid that wears exclusively
dead animal corpse.

Speaker 6 (24:36):
I'm just got a feeling that this happens in like
the northern points, northern parts of Canada, right where they're
up there, just like muskrat earrings.

Speaker 4 (24:46):
I'll let you know if that Newfoundland route actually goes,
you know, I'll let you guys know.

Speaker 6 (24:52):
I just had a conversation with someone whose wife was
having like not like a batter att party, but damn
near it with like friends from college in Newfoundland.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
What are they do?

Speaker 4 (25:03):
What do they know that we don't know?

Speaker 6 (25:04):
They're like swimming with whales and getting hammered. She called
from a friend's phone and he was like, Okay, what
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
My pone is like, what's going on in Newland? Oh?

Speaker 4 (25:17):
I know Adam is going to be like looking at
property after thirty days, dude, I bet I'm gonna love it.
I mean there's probably hot dudes.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
In and by the way, the DMS exploded, dozens of
people being like I heard you talk about Newfoundland is
actually fucking shit if you know where to go. So
I'm you know, I hope it goes, dude, because I
would love to spend some time here.

Speaker 6 (25:38):
You know, place sucks when your DM's flood with people
explaining how it's actually cool.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (25:45):
I don't like places.

Speaker 6 (25:47):
When a place is actually cool, there's no dms. They go, yeah,
we know New York City, it's pretty cool, la, Yeah,
it's a good time.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
Come on.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
Some people have to rep for their city to really
put you on. So you're missing my entire point.

Speaker 6 (26:00):
There are there's so many people who don't have they
don't They go yeah, obviously.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
Yes, yes.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
But before Austin became like blown up and is before
now people are like, we don't want more people to
move here. But fifteen twenty years ago people from Austin
would be like, what the fuck is Austin.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
They would go, oh, actually it's fucking sick here. I
don't know if people did that.

Speaker 6 (26:21):
I went to Austin and when I was in college,
I was like, this place is fucking radical and no
one was trying to sell me on it. And I
don't think anyone's trying to sell anybody on it then either.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
But it's a different time, Honders.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
People are trying to sell everything means nothing to me.
Yeah the frog, I tell your face, dog, I am
the frog. Uh, circle of tell your mustache mean something
to that? My white ass mustache. Dude, that's come on,
are you using just for men or are you gonna
you know?

Speaker 3 (26:50):
It's funny.

Speaker 6 (26:51):
The other day I was like, if I like book
a thing where they're like, and keep the mustache. But
then they sit you down in the chair and they're like,
we're it's definitely going to want to even this out.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
We're going to dial it back a little bit.

Speaker 6 (27:06):
Yeah, they would probably, they'd probably comb something into it, right,
and they give me eyebrows, which have gone, They've just gone,
my eyebrows, Tody, and the eyebrows were like, see.

Speaker 4 (27:17):
Yeah, they've receded into your skull.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
Well okay.

Speaker 6 (27:20):
Anyway, that was the instincts of like the frog to
look for the moisture was the whole point of that story. Sure,
and I think that we have just instincts to be like,
all right, that just came out of that chicken. I
bet it tastes good and has nourishment. That's probably true.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
Yeah, I have instincts to maybe use just for men,
because I saw a photo of myself. Chloe just took
like a candid photo of me holding bow the other day,
and I had some grays dog really in a way
that you don't notice it when it's just you. You
don't notice it living your life. I don't notice it
because I'm not staring at the side of my head.

(27:54):
But when you see a candid photo, you're like, oh, damn, son, damn,
you're a little barkley.

Speaker 6 (28:00):
And by the way, to get a candid photo of
Adam is almost damn near impossible.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
He's sling, he's got that head on a slip. He's
hitting the dimple before you click.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
What are you thinking, bro, Are you gonna go like
unnaturally dark or you try to like match because it always.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
Looks bad just pitts. I think what I'm going to
try to do is go so dark. And then also
they told me, they were like, if you grind your
teeth anymore, you need a full new set of teeth.
Your teeth are grinded to the bare minimum that they
can grind.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
These are dentists.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
Know who you are.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
They want your money. Don't listen to him. Don't listen.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
Hey, but I'm going to get the biggest Joe by
it in chomper to where now I don't even sound
like you don't want an actor gets new teeth and
suddenly they don't sound like themselves, and for.

Speaker 4 (28:59):
Example that I know how and just give us the
one example.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
I do want to give it, but I I don't think.
I mean, I know him, I worked with him. I
don't know if he would like that. I'm putting him
on blast. So this probably is a just this guy. No.
I think a lot of older actors do not sound
like themselves when they get a brand new set of
big old choppers.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
Walter mathou In, Dennis dem Yeah, yeah, yeah, paint and wood.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
I think yeah, because it changes the shape of your mouth,
So it changes how don't you don't you have a
chance to shape your mouth? Don't you have a mouthguard
you wear at night every night? Dude?

Speaker 4 (29:43):
And winding through that multiple I've grinded through multiple mouthguards.
This dude thinks he's Eric niece.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Come on, I mean it's I'm gonna give it points
because I'm assuming.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
I don't I don't know.

Speaker 6 (29:59):
That to be there but I by the way I
had when I guess we're not talking about Chips anymore,
that that chip has sailed.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
That Chips said, we can always go that chip. I
had that one. I was like, give, but.

Speaker 6 (30:11):
Forgiving points, I don't know, maybe you shouldn't look at
photos of yourself anymore at them?

Speaker 3 (30:16):
Oh yeah, cool.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
Did you guys watch the movie Oh, God, damn it
Train Draams. No, I heard it, Yes, yes, I did
with Joel Egerton.

Speaker 6 (30:30):
Yeah, it's just about a dude's life as a logger.
And he was like, he gets into the city one
day for some reason or another and he looks in
the mirror and he's like, it had probably been about
ten years since I looked in the mirror, And I
was like, that is and I understand what they're doing. Cool,
they're they're trying to put up They're trying to juxtapose
life back then with life now where we are constantly

(30:52):
looking in the mirror or at ourselves on our phones.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
But it works.

Speaker 6 (30:57):
I was like, God, damn, especially as actors, I can't
imagine not knowing what I look like for ten years,
just going through life being like.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
Yeah, but but he's always staring into a pond or
a creek.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
Yeah, yeah, really good if you think your face is waving. Now,
I'm not saying wavy, dude, Now, I'm not saying wavy.
I'm saying fully cracked.

Speaker 9 (31:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (31:23):
By the way, just imagine like telling your friends who
are like shaving next to you in the creek to
just could you stop, please splashing?

Speaker 3 (31:30):
Stop?

Speaker 6 (31:31):
So he's trying to look at my grips, stuff's coming off.
I'm asking you to stop.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
Hey, can you go pan for gold somewhere else? I'm
trying to get right for these bitches.

Speaker 6 (31:42):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
That movie was.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
Like a blake dropped the exit so quickly. I'm trying
to get right for these bitches.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Bro, come on, come on, Well, we're pating for gold,
so it's it's probably in the Bay Area.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
It's probably you know, oh, it's almost gold. Grill.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
Guys out there, just horn go pan for hella gold.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
Yeah, come on, that makes sense.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
We're getting Hyphie in the river.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Bro, let's do this. That checks out.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
So, yes, I went to Sweden.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
Okay, let's say we go. Yes here, he's back.

Speaker 6 (32:20):
I do want to start with just the movies I
watched on the plane. Oh man, you guys Okay, I don't.
I don't watch anything anymore at all, and so this
is it.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
This is when I get into it. Okay. My favorite
part about flying like long distances, I know, is watching
like four movies in a row. Yeah, and not catching
up on sleep. How Everyone's like, well, what's so great
about it is it's a ten hour flight, so you
can you can watch a movie, have a glass of
wine and then and then get a full night's sleep.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
I don't do that violently.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
I watched like five movies in a row, and then
I'm miserable the entire read. I read books, but yeah,
no movie sounds that puts me to sleep. You never
read books, I do. I watched the two. I have
another thing to.

Speaker 6 (33:03):
Talk about two twenty eight years later, movies. Did you
guys watch these?

Speaker 3 (33:07):
No? I I haven't watched the Bone. Uh was it
the Bone Collector?

Speaker 4 (33:12):
Bone Temple? Bone Temple, bone Collector? Also sick it's called
bone Temple. Well, yeah, did you see the first of them?
I've only seen the very first one. Twenty eight days later.

Speaker 6 (33:22):
Twenty eight days later, Yeah, I think they all I
think twenty eight weeks later it was sick. I saw
that in the theater, and I remember the opening being
like fucking unreal.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
That was the first time that zombies ram correct change.

Speaker 6 (33:35):
Can you imagine by the way, athletes being like, I'm
gonna make a zombie movie. Oh okay, they run, No, no,
they run, I'm sorry? They what?

Speaker 4 (33:43):
And it broke Hollywood and then Hollywood.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
Hollywood couldn't stop making zombie movies or zombie shows.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
This was their hot twenty years, that was their hot, honey,
and they go zombie.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Wait.

Speaker 6 (33:54):
So now when you pitch a zombie movie, first thing
out of the gate is like, now, these runners are
the sumblers.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
Okay, God, I gotta got something something like. I like
how your executive is a little drunk. Look, nurse is
a stumbler.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
These executives don't say another word. So you tell me
almost don't hear me?

Speaker 4 (34:13):
Hear me the late nights?

Speaker 3 (34:15):
Don't tell me? Are they blur? Is that a callback?

Speaker 4 (34:19):
Would you like any Jura late nights? Julie rag up
on the bill of your hat so we know what
flavor you want? Shere, shake one loose? Are they stumblers?

Speaker 3 (34:30):
You don't need chips?

Speaker 6 (34:31):
Your body's temple. This body is a big Ladies used
to call me the Bone Temple. That's actually not bad.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
My job, my job, what you say, job safe? What
you just say said?

Speaker 6 (34:45):
So anyway, these movies are written by the dude who
wrote the original, and they're fucking genius. They're unreal, they're crazy,
and Ray finds in them and he's unreal. You say,
these movies what they did like a back to back
double whammy did And they essentially are like it's like
two episodes of a show.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
Yeah, but like long long form. Okay, that's how you
explain movies.

Speaker 6 (35:08):
Now, Well, it's like if you get to so Blake,
it's like if you get two chips that are connected
by accident.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
Right, It's like when when I say, like I'm reading
a book, it's like I would.

Speaker 6 (35:19):
Call it a double features regardless of how or when
he watches them.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
Instead of saying novels, we say it's the back of
a serial box. But like the three hundred of them
collected much longer. Yeah, absolutely, I get it, now, that's right,
I get I.

Speaker 6 (35:33):
Finally watched Marty Supreme. Oh I never dabbled in that
insane movie. Right, Well, like, here's my thing.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
I liked it.

Speaker 6 (35:42):
Those movies don't work on me because I don't tolerate
people like him like that character, but you tolerate Zong
because oh yeah, I tolerate them about a nine nine
point five.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (35:56):
I just am like people who are pushy and who
are like, no, listen, dude, please listen, he listen, trust me.
I go, you're so annoying you might even be onto something.
I don't want to deal with this energy. I'll see
you around through.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
I don't like it, okay, and that's your movie going
experience that I just was like, I don't.

Speaker 6 (36:17):
I just don't they like, don't come out to be
like this guy who rocks. And I'm like, I find
this person so annoying and obnoxious, okay, A guy who's
like look and I get it. He doesn't take no
for an answer. He's hyper competitive. I find that just
like nails on a chalkboard, where I'm just like, and

(36:39):
these are people who wear down other people, and that's
where they find their success by just wearing down other people.
And I'm like, I don't want to be around that energy.
I can't believe I just watched a three hour Ping
pong movie championing this guy so.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
They're uplifting his personality to the point that nobody acknowledges
that he actually sucks and that bothers.

Speaker 6 (37:00):
Even well no, because no, no, no, they do kind
of like even it out where it's like his life
around him is a disaster, you know what I mean,
everything's falling apart.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Like I'm trying to think of another example of that.
But maybe it's like, but the movie itself is crazy.

Speaker 4 (37:16):
Like it's a uh an epic, a sweeping epic.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
It's a sweeping.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Epic, and it's like Safty style, right, like it has
like a really crazy energy to it.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
Yes, I've never seen it, but yeah, I mean it
is just a guy who's his own worst enemy.

Speaker 6 (37:31):
But I think that this one they were champing and
championing a little bit more than Uncut Jams.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
Or what is it good good Night or Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
I was gonna say so, then you didn't like Uncut
Gems because Uncut Gems.

Speaker 4 (37:44):
No, I don't like Uncatching. I love that movie. Yeah,
but I loved uh good Night or what's it called
good Time? Good Time? Good Time. I was like, this
is amazing, right I I watched.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Good Time way after I watched all the other ones,
and I could see if you started with that that
the other ones would be like, oh, you're kind of
just trying to do that again, so that I get.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
But I saw on cut Jim's First and I thought
that movie was quite excellent. It is, but it's it's
not a relaxing movie going experience.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
You're not like, you don't walk away feeling refreshed, you
feel durined. It's not.

Speaker 4 (38:18):
And by the way, Train Dreams, Train Dreams right after.

Speaker 6 (38:23):
Marty Supreme couldn't be a different tone right as far
as like you are just in the nature with Train
Dreams like chilling.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
I got to tune into that one. But yeah, then
I went to Stockholm and I went to Copenhagen.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
Yeah, bruh. And what are those white countries?

Speaker 4 (38:42):
Like?

Speaker 3 (38:42):
Yeah, they're not as white as I think.

Speaker 4 (38:45):
No, I imagine it just just all tall whites looking
like you.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (38:51):
Yeah, here's what I will say, A lot of tall whites,
a lot of women six four sixty five.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
Oh damn.

Speaker 6 (39:00):
And I don't mean like everywhere, but I mean like
a lot of places. You're like, yeah, that woman's six five,
Yeah that if.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
That happened here, You're like, oh, they're a volleyball player, yes,
or they're a model or something.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
No, and they're they're like the door person at whatever,
like seven to eleven.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
They all look like your hero homeboy from the Norwegian
World Cup team.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
What is that bro's name? My hero Homeboy the like
terminator on the norweg Erlin Erlin Holland guy is so sick.
That's my kid's hero for sure, Dude.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
He is so cool.

Speaker 4 (39:34):
Yeah, yeah, he's a g but I could see him
be the female version of him.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
A lot of that, a lot of that.

Speaker 6 (39:40):
But you know, I mean you're in the city, so
the cities are filled with immigrants from other people around
the world, right, So it's not as white as you
would think it probably was in like the seventies.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
Can you imagine how beautiful it wasn't that's so pure.

Speaker 6 (39:56):
But I will say the like globalization of like brand
and like Garda stores and Dorito's kind of blows.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
Dude. That's what annoys me about traveling is when we
went it's been a few years now, but we're in
Rome and I'm like, oh, this is like any other city.
I mean, it's awesome the costumes there in the forum
and the Vatican and YadA YadA.

Speaker 4 (40:17):
But it's like brought to you by into it.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
But you just walked down the street and there's like, oh,
you know, there's a yeah, all the stores that you're
just used to seeing, and you're like, yeah, there's a
gap on the car.

Speaker 6 (40:29):
Across the stadium. So my wife competed at this thing
and across the Iraq you do, she did good. They
got twenty eighth in their age group on the planet.
So she's that's the worst they've ever done. I think
it's getting more popular, more competitive, and they are like,
I don't know, they're about to age up to the
next age, so hopefully they can dominate some grandma's.

Speaker 4 (40:49):
Oh that's when you really can crush it.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
Maybe they'll start dominating again exactly.

Speaker 4 (40:53):
That's like me at the Turkey trot.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
Yeah, because didn't they get and I don't want to
error her laundry, but didn't they get like fifth or
seventh or something in a couple of years ago.

Speaker 6 (41:03):
I think they were top ten last year their top down.
That's their twelth the year before that. But it is
getting more competitive worse. There's some stallions. We got there
and it's this is the World Championships. You look around
everyone is jacked, and everyone's from around the world. They
are like from Australia, New Zealand, Japan, fucking Brazil, like

(41:25):
the UK, Ireland.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
Everyone is just fucking shredded.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Oh man, And who was the most jacked country? Would
you say, did you look around? You're like, my god,
Portugal is showing out. Look at look at this Venezuelan squah.

Speaker 6 (41:44):
Yeah, they do a like at the Olympics, they say
like the welcome where you like every country enters the
arena or whatever, and we have done that before and we.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
Skipped it this year.

Speaker 6 (41:56):
We were just like, damn, it's do we really want
to be on our feet, like or my wife like
walking for like an hour into this procession, Like it's kind.

Speaker 4 (42:04):
Of yeah, you gotta save your energy. You're trying to
win the damn thing. Well, yeah, yeah, they did it.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
They did it. But I don't know. Most jacked country,
I don't know. I don't know. I wasn't.

Speaker 4 (42:13):
But then where you like you see like Ireland, You're like, dude,
it's crazy because.

Speaker 6 (42:18):
You know when you see like a clear skinned white
Irish person that is just like absolutely jacked, but you
can't tell until you get really close.

Speaker 4 (42:27):
Like shameless from WWE.

Speaker 6 (42:29):
Yeah, like a Santino guy who when Santino was at
his shreddedness, you were like.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
Oh, okay, you can't really tell, but all right, Uh yeah, yeah,
I know what you mean. There was a guy that
worked out in my gym when I used to work
out with that fancy gym in Hollywood, Unbreakable, and uh
it was the one where it's like I'm working out
with like Whiz Khalifa and like the CEO of Comcast

(42:56):
and we're working out together, and uh it was.

Speaker 4 (42:59):
It was a very strange And those are different guys now. Surprisingly.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Yeah, by the way, Whiz Khalifa is the nicest, coolest
guy you've ever met. But there was this one guy
who I don't know what he did or but he
looked just like a bus boy. He just like wore
like dirty Jim Schwartz and a T shirt. And this
is the kind of gym that people like come in
looking they're in their at leisure or something. He created

(43:26):
snapchat and he doesn't look particularly jacked. Would just annihilate
everywhere because it was like kind of a crossfitty type
thing that we were doing, and he just worked it
and he was Irish as fuck. So now that we're
saying that, I'm like, yeah, I guess Irish.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
It's it's sneaky.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
But then you see, like there's a reason bodybuilders tan
up so you can see their muscles more defined.

Speaker 6 (43:50):
Yeah, black guys aren't actually that jacked. I didn't say that,
it's just that they're darker, so it reads better if
they're not.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
Really it does re good?

Speaker 3 (44:01):
Does re good any takes backs?

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Like I've been going to like watch World Cup games
and there was a really funny matchup at the bar
where it was Brazil versus Scotland and you couldn't have
like two more different types of people at the bar
where it's just like, I mean, no shade to Scotland,
but you know they're not like the hottest fan.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
Base on earth.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
But then like all these Brazilian people are fucking hot
as fuck.

Speaker 6 (44:42):
And it's just like, you know what that might be
one of the sex I would say, I wouldn't say
that you said Scottish people. Yeah, I think we can
just say like, it's not that Scottish people are ugly,
it's that Brazilians are a heightened humaner cut from a.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
Cloth is very excity yeah, it was so tight. I
was I was kind of bumped because like I didn't realize,
So what bar do you go to to see? Are
we gonna blow up your spot?

Speaker 2 (45:15):
I mean there's a pub like out by where I live,
and then there's like a more like kind of like
a cooler sports So it's kind of what what vibe
you're looking for? If you're looking from like down and
dirty like England Gang, then like that's just like you
can't sit down. Or if you're trying to go to
like a a place that actually has like Hollywood good looking.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
Like a chill, relaxed Brasilvers.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
Yeah, yeah, because I know that the dive bar that's
down the street from your house, the fact that they
even turn the games on is kind of crazy to me.

Speaker 4 (45:50):
Oh no, no, no, no, it's not that.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
It's not that it's not that it's a it's a
proper it's a different bar, not the one that I'm thinking. No,
I'm not trying to one of the many neighborhood bars
that Blake frequents on on blast because he could be
there at any night, any nut of the week, absolutely,
especially for the World Cup.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
How was the energy in the unreal. I'm oh, yeah,
I went to a game.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
I went to Switzerland Bosnia, which was also like, it's
just so cool to see like all people just coming
together no matter what pop quiz.

Speaker 4 (46:25):
It's actually Bosnia and the H something with the H,
Isn't it crazy? I couldn't even tell something with the
age my kids saying it just rolls off their tongue.
Hurts a Goovina. Yeah, I feel terrible. That's the name
of the country, Bosnia and hurts a Goovina.

Speaker 6 (46:40):
And I'm like.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
Bosnia verse a new country called hurts Covina. No, no, no, no,
no no, it's Bosnia and they're one, They're together. There
are compound zones. Okay, speaking in the first grade, teacher, uh,
it's an adverb. Bosnian hurts.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
Herzegovina, often referred to as Bosnia, hertz Covina, or simply Bosnia. Yes, yep, okay,
Hey learn something new every day? H baraka yeah, and
also Bosnia. If you would have had me guess where
Bosnia is, uh, you want South America, I would have
thought Bosnia is just off the tip of Russia. Good.

(47:22):
It's like I would have I would have guessed It's
like right there. It is just across the bay from Italy.

Speaker 9 (47:29):
Yeah, and as you say that, I still go and
that's not near Russia. Okay, yeah, well Italy Italy is
like right here. And then it's just like the little
slit on the back side of the boat.

Speaker 4 (47:41):
Who right, right, that's good. And then there's Bosnia.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
I would not have guessed that, sure, and I'm I'm well,
USA has to play Bosnia, so I'm kind of kinda
not on the first of July, right, is.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
That, by the way, this already this would have already
come out, Yeah, hopefully we want.

Speaker 6 (48:03):
I know it's sweede and silly of ben in UH today.
Right before we got on UH, Brazil was losing to Japan.
Then they tied it up, and then in the last
minute of UH stoppage, Brazil scored. And then I came
in here and I don't know if Japan got the
clapback or bid or what, but it was like Japan
was going to beat Brazil and knock them out. But

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I don't know if it happened. Don't think what happened.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
That would have been really crazy. Brazil was actually now
that I'm like watching football soccer like a beautiful game,
A lot of a lot of the goals happen at
the very end of the game.

Speaker 4 (48:37):
Is it just because everybody's tired as fuck or they're like,
oh when they start trying, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (48:43):
Well yeah, people get tired and you defend worse, you know,
you defend less. Uh, and then opportunities are made and
opportunities are capitalized on, and we.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
Just need to make sure we do these things better.

Speaker 6 (48:53):
But listen to like any sports post talk is like
absolutely insane.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
Dude, we did the right things right, but the wrong
thing's wrong next time. I just gotta be bigger, better, faster,
and hi mom. That's that's why.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
As a kid, I was like, why can't they be funny?
Like why what what is stopping them from just having
a personality because of them? Don't because Shack would be
funny in some moments, but then every but then you
would see him like hunker down and just say the
ship and you're like, because you're exhausted, you just got
done playing a full fucking basketball game. And then they

(49:26):
put a microphone in your face and you just go like,
we gotta defend better and you know, make sure that
we score more points.

Speaker 6 (49:34):
Okay, It's like doing press. It's like doing press the
first time you do press. Are like, I'm gonna give
a different answer every time. I'm gonna be fun, I'm
gonna have it a good time. I'm gonna have a
good report with these people. And A you you just
you can get too exhausted. And B they don't even
want that.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
Yeah, they don't care. They want you to give them
the thing they can clip and put in and that story.
But you know what I don't I don't like anymore
is now the postgame interview. I feel like Jamie Blake
over here. Players will cuss a little too much in
the Yeah we're getting cavalet. It's a little I don't
like it. It used to be like a big deal

(50:09):
if it was like oh shit, Shack said ship.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
But now it's like the postgames are like, man, we
fucked them up, dude, we just got to fucking play
harder and just bring it to their ass.

Speaker 4 (50:18):
And you're like, WHOA, what the hell?

Speaker 3 (50:19):
Well is it? Because that because I thought that the
other day as well said I think we've seen a
similar clip. I was like, have they not raised the
the like penalties, like they get fined find ten, they're
find ten grand or whatever. But now these guys are
making they're signing two hundred million dollar four year contracts,

(50:41):
so the ten grand for them is like five dollars bucket.

Speaker 4 (50:45):
So they're like fuck it.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
They're like, who gives a fucking shit. I'm gonna say
what I say.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Also, like come on, we'll like I mean, not to
get poly charged, but like the president lets bombs drop
all the time, like like language bombs he doesn't have.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
You don't like and you don't like that, and realms
I wouldn't language and.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Okay, but yeah, I think we got to get back
to uh not cussard so darned much.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
And that's my big stance, you.

Speaker 6 (51:17):
Know, as a as a dad, I balance this every
goddamn day because I'm like, I swear a lot.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
I swear.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
I think I swear most of the more than most people.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
Have a bad mouth. You have a party, you have
a true partty mouth.

Speaker 4 (51:29):
Yeah, my dad never swore, right.

Speaker 6 (51:32):
I swore like three times, and it was like a
not at me or like when something happened. It was
like we would be telling a story or something and
he's quoting someone else and you're like, oh my god,
my dad just wore, but like I swear, and so
now like around my kids, I try and not swear.
But I'm also like, now I'm like faking the funk,
and like you know, you're like, well, it's okay to

(51:53):
fake the foot. You don't need to keep it real
the time get in here. But I guess what I'm
saying is I guess what I'm saying is like there
is a like weird line where you're like, what am
I shielding them from?

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Right? Sure, it doesn't matter cursing. It's just, uh, you
don't want them to get have that tongue, and then
it's hurting them in school. They're not they're not advancing,
they're in sports that they get in trouble or whatever
it's actually saying.

Speaker 6 (52:27):
Now, they're just saying it in in a press kind
of matter, and so yes, I agree with what you're saying,
but also like, nobody fucking get but they do.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
But they do, though, because the people that are cursing
are the best of the best, right and they've been
the best of the best forever. So if you if
you're the if you're the high school kid and you go, ah,
fuck this ship, the coach is gonna be like, hey,
I'm gonna bet your ass. And then they goes fucking
try it. And then they're in the middle of the

(52:59):
championship game and they go, Okay, fucking just get in
and get there. Get to quote you back to you
fucking get in there. Fucking get in there.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
That's the big moment of like the new Ducks. Yeah,
and to quote you, just get the fuck in their asshole?

Speaker 3 (53:22):
Is that fucking there?

Speaker 6 (53:23):
Oh dude, I'm scrolling through my iPad on the plane
and I'm like looking at movies and I have repo.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
Man like they're right. Oh and Amelia, my kid.

Speaker 4 (53:32):
Goes and fucking points at it, and I'm like what
he goes?

Speaker 3 (53:35):
I know him. I'm like, you know that guy. He goes, Yeah,
he's Mighty Ducks. And I was like, fucking sick.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
That's Oh, that's a that's a huge get right there,
huge get I'm excited.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
I'm excited for that point when bo can start watching Man.
I don't even know if I can watch man. It's
just cult classics. Uh no, like my Ducks and all
the like the sports getting it be fun rewatching.

Speaker 4 (54:04):
Do you guys think this is weird? Just sent my
kid to camp.

Speaker 6 (54:07):
It's like a six hour bus ride up from southern
California to northern California, and the tradition of this camp
on the bus ride has it like the buzz of
a DVD player. They play all three Beethoven movies. Whoa, Okay, I.

Speaker 4 (54:24):
Haven't watched Beethoven in a long time. Six hours of Groden.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
What's funny is that dude? That's Charles Groden. Growden energy
that started for sure in nineteen ninety three.

Speaker 6 (54:36):
What I'm saying, I'm like, I'm like, who hasn't been like,
let's change it up.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
And then just the next year they just put it
on again. And then the next year they put it
on again, and then they're like, well we did it
three years in a row.

Speaker 4 (54:48):
It's her tradition. Now now a tradition.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
I'm like, this can't be the lego movies or like.

Speaker 4 (54:53):
No, thirty years later there they're still blasting.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
They are waiting for the dude who is just gripping
that tradition so hard to fucking croak run but he's
he's not going anywhere.

Speaker 4 (55:05):
Man, keep playing the shit out of but just blew
my mind.

Speaker 6 (55:10):
Blew my mind because I'm like, why that, But it
is totally somebody did it, maybe as a joke, maybe not,
but at a time where it did make sense.

Speaker 4 (55:19):
And it's just I don't know if they're stuck in
the goddamn DVD.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Play or what what.

Speaker 4 (55:26):
Happens in number three copies. What's so funny is I'm
learning that most people aren't joking. Okay, okay, most.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
People aren't joking ever science It's like, hardly ever is
anyone joking. But we live in a world.

Speaker 6 (55:43):
I love the idea of Adam sitting around going, wait, damn,
this isn't Most people I just realized aren't joking.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
They're not joking.

Speaker 4 (55:52):
They truly like that.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
I agree.

Speaker 6 (55:54):
As I become like a sports dad and you sit
down with other dads, other dads, they're not joking at all.

Speaker 4 (56:02):
There's no jokes, dude, there's no jokes, and they're not
It's not that they're serious, it's just that they're not.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
Joking and they don't know how to compute jokes. You'll
you'll say a joke and they'll go, I mean, I
I had a bit forever that I would do where
someone they won't comment, they won't actually laugh they'll just
comment on the left. Well, they'll say, like, that's funny,
and that happened to me the other day at the playground.

(56:31):
I took my son to the playground and I don't
know even what I said, but it was just kind
of an offhand joke, and he just goes, that's funny
in such a straight way that I'm like, fucking, I
hope you get hit by a bus. Fuck this guy.
Perfectly nice guy, perfectly nice guy. But I'm like, dude,
just laugh then, or don't.

Speaker 6 (56:52):
Even if you're like, uh god, this season is going
to go on forever. They're like, it ends in August.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
Yeah, you go, you're unbelievable, yes, yeah, yes, but yeah
yeah yeah it seems like it to you. Maybe, yeah, dude.
People aren't joking and it really bums me out. It
really bums me out.

Speaker 4 (57:16):
We've got to get back to giggling. I'm trying to
just give the chucks and the gigs. But it's also
like my kids are goofballs.

Speaker 6 (57:22):
They're like they like to joke, they're goofy, and it's
hard to reel them in because I am not like
a serious dad, and when I see these like serious dads,
their kids are also like not always joking or like
they're easy to reel back in and be like, hey,
cut it out, and they go, yeah, no, for sure, dad,
because we're serious. We're all serious, because we're serious people.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
Yeah, and those guys are going to grow up and
probably do well being makers a business nerd Yeah, and
fuck them.

Speaker 4 (57:52):
But their lives are going to be so boring. Yeah,
our lives, dude, Our lives are crazy compared to theirs.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
Yeah, dude, they just got to watch Beethoven one through
three every year and they'll they'll find their humor.

Speaker 3 (58:03):
Yeah, they'll find their way.

Speaker 4 (58:05):
That's what'll break him out of the show.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
Are there any takebacks, any apologies? Any epic slams?

Speaker 10 (58:10):
Here?

Speaker 3 (58:10):
Boys?

Speaker 4 (58:13):
I feel like, you know you have Jimmy Glick things
happening today?

Speaker 3 (58:18):
What's going on?

Speaker 4 (58:19):
I did just watch the Martin Short documentary and that
might have kind of word. Did you you're gonna give
him flowers?

Speaker 3 (58:26):
Uh? I don't give it.

Speaker 4 (58:29):
I know that's adam serious kind of point.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
Let's say, Jimmy Glick is one of the most one
of the funniest characters ever invented.

Speaker 4 (58:39):
He absolutely destroys when he's Jimmy Click, I.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
Crack, you know I didn't. I. I guess Martin Short
never did it for me in the way I think
he does it for some people. Came up short and
I was came up a little short for me, and
I loved Jimmy Glick. That was probably my favorite Martin
Short character of his. But watching that documentary, I was like, Oh,

(59:03):
it's cool how much he's loved, Like his friends love
him and they're like, he's the funniest guy. And it
made it made me like him and I appreciated.

Speaker 4 (59:13):
But it made me really want to get invited to
those house plats looked really fun.

Speaker 6 (59:18):
Yeah, those looks were just like him and Tom Cruise
where you just have to watch him perform.

Speaker 4 (59:23):
Us and Catherine O'Hara unreal.

Speaker 6 (59:26):
He's the best, I mean for me, Inner Space and
Clifford and the Luck movie What's the Luck?

Speaker 3 (59:36):
What's the Luck?

Speaker 4 (59:37):
Movie with Danny Glover? Pure lucknted on rotation.

Speaker 6 (59:45):
Basically, Pure Luck is a classic nineties movie where I
don't know woman goes milling and Danny Glover is hired
to find her, and the whole thing is that like
she's super accident prone and like on lucky. So they
get a guy who's also unlucky to pair up with
Danny Glover because they assume that he'll make all the

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same unlucky choices and mistakes that she made, which will
lead them to her.

Speaker 4 (01:00:14):
And guess what incredible and it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
Does it work and well, I won't spoil it. You
guys go watch Sheer Luck you have to.

Speaker 4 (01:00:24):
But also the Ed Grimley cartoon, I don't remember.

Speaker 6 (01:00:28):
That was my shit.

Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
Well, you gotta be over nine hundred years old.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
Cartoon. It was like Camp Candy. It was a whole era.
There was like the Ed Grimley Camp Candy. They were
my shit.

Speaker 4 (01:00:42):
I remember Camp Candy. Camp Candy was done.

Speaker 6 (01:00:46):
I mean, Bobby's World was another one where they were
just like, let's get famous, funny guys who maybe aren't
killing it at the box office right now and give
them a little extra thing.

Speaker 4 (01:00:55):
Yeah, give them a little Fox Morning cartoon. Yeah, so
Sick show, we got to get our cartoon. Yeah we
got Yeah, it's our time.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
God, that would be dope.

Speaker 4 (01:01:06):
A little mourning cartoon.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
Any take backs, any apologies and epic slams here, No,
I guess I'd just like epically like to lift up
the movie Pure Look please go watch it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
Yeah after immediately after this podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
And I knew I was on you know, uh dicey
territory when I said who was the most muscular country? Uh,
but I still kind of wanted to.

Speaker 6 (01:01:31):
Know, so I I look, look, I'll I'll ask around. Yeah,
I'll reach out to other competitors that Emma knows, and yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:01:39):
If you can slide into Blake's DMS and say who
is shredded, it's it's got to be. It's probably like
New Zealanders. They're like super sexy.

Speaker 6 (01:01:47):
By the way, this is this is the nightmare where
like I do ask Emma and she knows right off
the bat Polynesian.

Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
I don't know about that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
That's not a country.

Speaker 6 (01:01:57):
But if she just is, like France seemed real cut,
and I just go, you just had that right there,
huh picture in something?

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
Oh yeah, oh you forget when when French boys get cut,
they get cut bro.

Speaker 6 (01:02:13):
Usually not cut right, usually uncircumcised. But I do want
to give a shout out Stockholm, very cool, Copenhagen syndrome,
very cool syndrome, very funnier Adam. I don't know if
that's a point a point situation or just a spectrum situation.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
It wasn't particularly funny. I just had to say it
whenever Stockholm. Whenever I hear Stockholm, I have to say syndrome.

Speaker 6 (01:02:38):
The rad thing is that as as you guys know,
my name very strange, I go there, it's fucking everywhere. Yeah,
you might as well just be It's almost it's almost
overwhelming to be like, it's just everywhere. It's everywhere here,
And I gotta I gotta grow up in America where

(01:02:58):
I don't even know how to pronounce his fucking name.
It's very funny. And Copenhagen very cool place, very cool.
Ham's Christian Anderson is kind.

Speaker 4 (01:03:08):
Of the what did your family like? The what country
were they most stoked on?

Speaker 6 (01:03:13):
I lean towards Stockholm over Copenhagen. Stockholm is like Chicago,
Copenhagen's like Brooklyn. Take from that what you will, but
just like vibe wise, that's the thing. But we did
take a little road trip up to Lego Land, Denmark

(01:03:34):
another level another are the ones that invented Lego. Yeah, yeah,
that's where it all is. It's in this town, like
three hours outside of Copenhagen. They had like their own airport,
everyone there works either in the factory or the office
or their lawyers for them or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
Like huge.

Speaker 4 (01:03:52):
I mean Legos are fucking huge.

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
Yeah, bigger than my son loves Legos and then cannot
wait for him to grow up up and get a
little more in because I want to go to Lego Land.

Speaker 4 (01:04:04):
But they're so expensive. Oh my, this is a great move.
They are expensive.

Speaker 6 (01:04:08):
We're we're in the Lego Museum and they have a
bunch of stuff you can build with and Emma standing
there and this woman comes over who works in and
she's like, are you having fun? And like yeah, and
then Emma goes, you know, home, we we play with
these magnet tiles.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
Have you seen those? And I was like what are
you doing?

Speaker 6 (01:04:26):
Ye? Goodbye, and this the Danish woman who works there,
was like yes, I know, and Emma was like, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
And I go what are you doing? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:04:38):
This is like going into the McDonald You know, have
you had the whopper? I wish you guys could make
a whopper here. It was exactly, but dude, it's for kids.
It's unreal and weird adults.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
Yes, and weird adults.

Speaker 4 (01:04:52):
It's like Disneyland right where there's out there lego adults.

Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
I mean these guys.

Speaker 6 (01:04:56):
There were two guys that were working so fast to
make a giant Ghostbusters emblem that was like four feet.

Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
Around and they were like, we're closing very soon.

Speaker 6 (01:05:06):
And they're like we're almost finished here, and they're working
off the thing on their phone, like the schematics and
like the plans to like how to do it, and
I'm like, these guys are not going to finish.

Speaker 4 (01:05:16):
This is this is rough And.

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
Also who cares, right, because you can't take these legos
with you, no, but you can if you do something
kind of great, they'll put it up on a shelf
for a week or whatever. And so you're like, I
made the shelf.

Speaker 4 (01:05:31):
People just live. But it is very like that is
disney Ish.

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
This this reminds me of a very quick story about
how we were going to go to Nike. We were
in like Oregon, yeah, on tour, on tour back in
the day, and we were going to go to the
Nike campus factory. Yeah, the campus, and we were going
to get a full tour. We ended up not being
able to go that morning because this is you and
Tiger was something about our flight. You're hammered driving there

(01:05:59):
n It was something where like our flight got moved
or something happened, but we couldn't go. But we come
down stairs, me and Walsh and Adam Ray and we're
meeting in the lobby about to head out to go
and Adam Ray is just in Adidas track pants and
Adidas shoes and I go, what are you doing, Bud?
And he's like what And I go, you're wearing their

(01:06:22):
number one competition full full Agidas.

Speaker 4 (01:06:27):
Yeah, and he was like, oh, I didn't think about that.
I don't think they'll care.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
And I'm like, they absolutely, they care more than anybody
that's like blood in, blood out shit.

Speaker 6 (01:06:38):
They'll go, oh, let's get you some other pants and
get you some shoes, and then you won't know where
your old pants and shoes went.

Speaker 3 (01:06:45):
Yeah, and the well, you got new ones, so you're
good to go.

Speaker 4 (01:06:48):
My wallet was in those pants.

Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
This is your wallet right? No, here it does.

Speaker 4 (01:06:51):
We got it and it's a new wallet.

Speaker 3 (01:06:54):
S be gone. Well that looks like that was another
episode this yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah