Ep 307: And Then DMX Happened

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This is Important a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what's the most important,
bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
This is important. Just add one, just have one, don't
pay a plus.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Is it being pitched tonight on TMZ The Workahowks. Guys
have gone missing at sea bro.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
Go touch grass, buckle up? Is it the dog Days yet?

Speaker 5 (00:44):
By?

Speaker 3 (00:45):
I think it just started? Actually is the.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Dog Are we in dog days yet?

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Dog Days are like the final day August.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
I think dog days are like August. Yeah, at the
end of the sum Yeah, I fucking love this summer.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
This summer. This guy comes in rock hard like, I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
I'd love the summer.

Speaker 6 (01:05):
Tell me, well, I live at the beach, and so
when it's when it gets summary, it gets fucking summer.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Read down here.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
When it's on.

Speaker 6 (01:13):
Boats, everyone's surfing, everyone swimming. There's jellyfish in the bay.
And it's not the stinging phind and that's good. It's
the jellyfish that you can swim with, dude, which I
thought they all sting are some of them?

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Not these ones? Not these ones? You can like rub
them on your body and you would.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Be perfectly fine.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
You can fuck you can swim with them, you can
what are perfectly fine?

Speaker 7 (01:36):
Let me, what are we talking about? This is like
a perk of the summer. Like you just listed like
three things about summer, and one of them is that
there's jellyfish.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
In the water.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
But there's what you doing with these jellyfish.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
I know you don't eat chips, but like this is
where we are, now.

Speaker 8 (01:52):
What are you doing to these jellyfisher I'm just okay, okay,
and I'm just saying I'm out.

Speaker 6 (01:59):
I'm excited about summer, okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
And then way in the winter, you can't swim because
there's sea lions.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Well you can swim.

Speaker 6 (02:08):
It's just cold as ship in the in the bay
or in the ocean. But now the water's super warm.
So there's great white right out there, right out there, pizza, pizza.
There's also jellyfish, yes, in the bay, which normally they
wouldn't be there because it's to the water's too cold,
but they're here now and it's they're more stunningly beautiful.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Oh so you can see the jellyfish.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, you see them right in the water. They illuminate
or do they look like plastic bags.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
No, they illuminate. They do. They have the lights. Yeah
at night.

Speaker 6 (02:41):
Well where I saw them, the light was shining into
the water and you could just see them.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
So I don't know, I'm.

Speaker 8 (02:47):
Talking like some of them like actually like like light up.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Not positive, but it was beautiful.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
It was science striking.

Speaker 8 (02:55):
And I'm not and I know this is so on brand,
but like, could you literally like hold the jellyfish in
your hand like I think you would kill it? Yeah,
it's but could you use it as you can definitely
just scoop a jellyfish out like this and then just
drop it back in the water.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
And kill it. Yeah, you could do that and murder it.
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 8 (03:16):
What if you could you hold it all bunch it
up in your hand and could you could you like
use it as like a pocket pussy?

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Okay, let it hang intended? I'm serious, Jesus, What the fuck? Blake?

Speaker 2 (03:33):
I'm serious? What would happen if you blake?

Speaker 3 (03:35):
I'll answer this one. I got this. Uh you're serious, Blake,
Yeah you could Blake? Could you what? Uh? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (03:46):
I got this monarch hat still streaming on Apple.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
I can that? What do we got here? You gotta
this cruise is important. How I could probably that?

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Do you think anyone Do you think anyone in history
you see.

Speaker 7 (03:59):
The staple, you could probably fits your dick in there
and fuck it.

Speaker 8 (04:02):
Jellyfish, Yes, play in his street in twenty twenty six,
someone's done.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
This the thing.

Speaker 6 (04:10):
Well, the fact that you just said it aloud means
that across the world, the eight billion people that live
on this planet, most live by water, A.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Lot of them.

Speaker 7 (04:21):
I like that Blake thinks he has had this. This
is the first time someone's thought of this.

Speaker 6 (04:27):
The ego on this gay right now, on this planet,
someone is fucking a jellyfish right now.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Yeah, dude, cut it out.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Well, hopefully it's not one of the ones that sting you.
I thought they all maybe they get off, Maybe they get.

Speaker 8 (04:40):
Off to that that would be crippling, Like.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
You got stung by a stinger, not sting a jellyfish
in Miami many years ago, or Kyle did, and who
Pete on who.

Speaker 8 (04:53):
I was the one who got stung. I don't know
how severe it was. I don't know if it required Kyle.
You just wanted Kyle to.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
How I got stung where in my mouth?

Speaker 6 (05:05):
I remember it being a big thing where like you
were saying, someone has to pee on me, someone has
to pee on me.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
This is three in the morning.

Speaker 6 (05:12):
And then you go, does anyone have to pee? And
I'm like, well, I have to pee. I could like
pee in a like an empty bottle and you can
spray it on you. And you go, no, not you,
And I go what, oh wow, and you go not you,
And then you go him to Kyle and Kyle's like, oh, yeah, okay,

(05:33):
I think I got a pee.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
And then.

Speaker 6 (05:36):
You make Kyle actually piss on you and not my plan,
which I thought was a perfectly good plan of pissing
in a cup or a plastic bottle and then putting
it on.

Speaker 8 (05:46):
Now everybody, everybody knows that it's not always got into
the shower together, right we did? Yeah, that's right, I'm
starting to remember.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
And then the next night you got joy. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (06:00):
I got stung by a jellyfish on my asshole literally around.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
My a there's.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
You gotta spray it in it hit the bullseye, Kyle.
I was in the next room.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
I kept hearing hit the bulls eye.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Have you ever been to.

Speaker 8 (06:17):
A carnival where you played the game where you have
to inflate the balloon with the squirt gun.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yeah, that's what we were playing.

Speaker 8 (06:24):
But with my jellyfish sting on my ace, I'll sing
that jellyfish.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (06:30):
Should we should we? Should we get into that. Why
you didn't want my piss.

Speaker 8 (06:36):
Well, you were saying you wanted to peep into like
a jar or something. But I think science depicts that it.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Has to think. Science depict that it has.

Speaker 8 (06:48):
To come directly out of you for it to neutralize
this thing. I don't think it can be like.

Speaker 9 (06:53):
Behind, Yeah, why why is thathing happens when the urine
touches the atmosphere and it like it has to be
it has to be fresh, like.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
How blood is blue, but it turns.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Red exactly, thank you.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Yes, I do believe science depicts that as well.

Speaker 6 (07:10):
I don't know if science to pick that science can
we see if science depicts that at all?

Speaker 8 (07:15):
I think that's at least what I saw in some
sort of a science.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Show dream, some sort of a fantasy. It's science.

Speaker 6 (07:25):
And the weird thing was is just how immediately you
were like so by the way you didn't then I
did have to I did have to piss, and you
didn't go that's okay, just piss on my leg. I'd
prefer that because of the way science depicts it. You go,
not you, right, I wanted to not you. Kyle, who

(07:46):
I don't know. I feel like the last science has depicted.
I feel like if science were to depict the person
I would want to piss on me the least, it
would be Kyle.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
It'd be Kyle.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
But that's you wanted.

Speaker 8 (08:01):
Well, we have a lot of history, and I just
felt like it was also we were killing two birds
with one stone. You know, It's like something that we
hadn't accomplished as friends yet, and I was accomplished.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Try to accomplish check things off, Adam.

Speaker 7 (08:16):
You got to remember how Blake and his friends interact.
It's different. It's a little different. We're close, it's we're close, gayer,
it's a lot more dicks out and closeness and giggling, and.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Less stories about girls. They know when I've talked to you,
don't talk to them. It's like, hey, did you talk
to that girl? Yeah? I did. Cool.

Speaker 7 (08:44):
They're more like, hey do you feel that? And you go,
what is that?

Speaker 3 (08:47):
And they go, that's my dick on your neck, dick
on your leg?

Speaker 6 (08:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's exactly that.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
I'll hold a jelly vision fuck it.

Speaker 8 (09:01):
Yeah yeah, man, it's called bro bonding.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Sorry, man, I've heard of it.

Speaker 6 (09:12):
And to think of all this started by saying, I
love summer, dude, I love summer.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
You talk about summer. I love summer. Unbelievable. The jellyfish
you're back, Blake's feeling a dick on the back of
his neck.

Speaker 6 (09:28):
Come, I mean, summer's fucking The best memories of your
entire childhood are from summertime. Yeah, of course, and then
the whole part of summer is great because when summer
starts and you just get off school and all of
a sudden, it's getting late, it's getting in dark a
little bit later, and your parents, like you stay up

(09:48):
a little later, and then all of a sudden it's July,
and then it kicks off with a called boom, and
your parents let you play with explosives. At least my
parents did, because they were fucking cool. We played with
so many explosives. Yeah, I was the rocket legs. Yeah
that wasn't That wasn't from.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
That it was it was a car accident.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
But I was hit in the end of June. Sure,
I kicked off my summer that year.

Speaker 6 (10:13):
Okay, the dog days and then you start and then
the dog days hit and then it's too hot to
even go outside. So then you watch some afternoon movies
that's fun, or read a book.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
We were a Wimbledon house.

Speaker 7 (10:26):
It was always on the kitchen TV, the little black
and white kitchen TV.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
You walk in there, TV. You want a little crystal light,
you want some truss kuits, you go in there. Wimbledon's on.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
We didn't have a kit we didn't have a kitchen TV.

Speaker 6 (10:38):
I didn't even know what tennis was until I was
thirty two years.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Old, till you met me.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Yeah, tennis is actually tight.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
But you were like, this guy smells like tennis balls.
Tennis is sick.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
I love ten Tennis is cool.

Speaker 8 (10:51):
Yeah, I found it the worst way possible is through
playing pickleball. And then I realized, like, there's got to
be something better than this, and it was this tennis
tennis is so crazy. But how come they don't get
hurt all the time? How come their legs aren't exploding
out of their They are probably get fucking twirked, not

(11:11):
at the rate of like a basketball player or a
football player. Like tennis, they do the thing.

Speaker 7 (11:18):
This is but the and this is why uh joke jokes, joke, joke,
jo joker they call everyone's joker because they like, I
don't know if there's no back joke, A bitch or wow.
Joker is like an anomaly because he's just lasted for
fucking ever somehow, whereas Ralph and Adell, he's had all

(11:39):
sorts of leg problems and knee problems, which is why
he's a savage on clay because it's less you can slide,
and it's less cutting back and forth on your legs
and your knees.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
But generally speaking.

Speaker 7 (11:51):
If you talk to old fucking tennis dudes, their legs
are all fucked.

Speaker 8 (11:55):
Up, but you're still playing into when you're thinking of
years summer, sure, I don't know if you're thinking jellyfish
tennis tennis joker to me, when you think of summer,
what do you think when you grew up in more
of a country club atmosphere, So there's there's more golf,

(12:16):
there's more tennis.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Mine was mostly.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
Dad was always coming back from golf when I woke up.

Speaker 6 (12:22):
Yes, mine was mostly baseball. It was baseball or pick
up basketball or throwing rocks at abandoned buildings.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Harry Carey also on the TV a lot in my childhood.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Oh yeah, Oh we had WGN lot the.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
Cubs win superstation situations.

Speaker 6 (12:41):
And I find I think I finally aged to the
point that I like baseball again, Like I really do
baseball rules.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
I'm back.

Speaker 6 (12:49):
I'm back on I Now I just will turn on
baseball and just have it on and clothes like, what
are we doing?

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Oh man, I'm like, it's just on. That was She's like,
do you care about this?

Speaker 3 (13:00):
I'm the same way with tennis.

Speaker 6 (13:01):
And I'm like, I absolutely don't care about this game,
but it's on and every once in a while you'll
see something cool.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
I used to love doing that.

Speaker 8 (13:11):
Ship of course, I lost my baseball team, so I
don't really do that anymore, but it was it was
a great joy in my life having baseball on in
the background.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Dude.

Speaker 6 (13:27):
Last summer I did I got. I told Chloe I
was going to get deep into baseball. Didn't watch maybe
more than one baseball game, but I watched every baseball
movie I could think of.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Early Yeah, those are the best one, and it was
the best. It was the best.

Speaker 8 (13:44):
Ye summer baseball has the best movies.

Speaker 7 (13:46):
That's why does baseball have the best sports movies?

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Go, it's the it's the pace of the game. You know,
you like, you don't have.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
To it's already the worst answer to me.

Speaker 6 (13:58):
I think it's about a childhood and there's so much
freedom when it comes to baseball because you do have
so much free time during the summer, so then it's
not like football.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
They then are in school for the entire week.

Speaker 6 (14:12):
Baseball there you know, if you're on like a competitive team,
you're playing multiple games a week, and you're playing weekday
games and then on the off time you're just kicking
out of them at.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Each other's house.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
Oh yeah, they're playing double back to backs in a
day now, bro. Oh yeah, these kids are good. These
parents are getting milt for it.

Speaker 7 (14:33):
You don't get me started on the YouTube videos I
watch about the decline of children's sports in America. Oh what,
it's a fucking nightmare. Well, it's a whole, it's just
a cast.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Well it's not a decline.

Speaker 6 (14:45):
Well, it's a decline in the way that it's not
as fun for the kids, but it's a.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Incline with how much more sports they played.

Speaker 7 (14:55):
Yes, but it's a decline in like return, Like more
kids are getting injured because as they're specializing earlier, yeah,
and doing the same thing over and over and over.
Whereas you used to do like three months in one sport,
three months of another sport, three months of another sport
and three months of another sport or four and four
and four and four, now you're doing year round, twelve
or eleven months of one sport, and then all of

(15:15):
a sudden, you're like, my ankles are all fucked up
because all I do is play tennis, or all I
do is play basketball or whatever. You didn't take that
time off to be like, hey, actually I wrestle for
two months or I swam in the summers or whatever
it was, and so they're getting all these crazy injuries
and burnout where kids are like, yeah, I fucking hate this.

Speaker 6 (15:39):
Yeah, that's when do you notice? At what age are
you like, oh, my kid is athletic?

Speaker 3 (15:46):
Right away? Because is that right?

Speaker 7 (15:48):
Yes, if your kid is like a g you know
right away just by the way they can, by the
way they run. If you have a kid who runs
around the house and like jumps off something and sticks
the landing or jumps off something and continues to run
in a way where it's like seamless. They're a stud

(16:09):
if you have a kid who like climbs up the
couch and then like jumps off and collapses.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Finds jellyfish.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
Finds jellyfish begs their friends with po No.

Speaker 7 (16:19):
But if like you can tell, I can tell, Like
I just the way they like.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
They move.

Speaker 8 (16:25):
Yeah, we're just at parks, like.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Like my oldest kid.

Speaker 7 (16:31):
My oldest kid, he runs like very like kind of
like gazelle like, and I could tell right away that
he was never gonna have like fast twitch speed. My
second kid, he ran with his legs out like this
kind of goofy. It's slowly like reeled in and as
he's gotten older, but I was like, well, okay, he's
not necessarily built for land and he plays water polo.

(16:53):
By third kid, he connects with the ground in a
way that makes me very excited.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Is the way well, yeah, I'm.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
Like he's got a cast twitch he moves.

Speaker 6 (17:04):
Eric Griffin's kid is like two weeks younger than bo Or.
It's something they're really really close in age, and he
is already first of all, he's like a head. He's
like weighs twenty pounds more than him, is a head taller,
is like fully hitting the ball when he tosses it

(17:25):
to him. He's like shooting a basketball is kicking a
soccer ball.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Bo doesn't do any of this shit. No, No, Eric
is six three six four and his white man tall.

Speaker 8 (17:37):
Right, what's Bo excelling at? Maybe he wants to read books?

Speaker 3 (17:41):
He is.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
He's really smart kid, that's right there you go, Yeah,
but that sucks.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
That's not what you luck for your boy.

Speaker 7 (17:47):
I got one of those good luck having a conversations.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
You don't. You don't want that, dude. I'm so disappointed.
Like what'd you think about the war eighteen twelve?

Speaker 6 (17:56):
And you're like, oh god, dude, I'm like, don't you
want to go throw rocks at in an abandoned building?

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Come on, dad, let's go like fire There's no abandoned
buildings around here.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
And you're right, we're at the Greece.

Speaker 8 (18:11):
Uh, come on, let's go like fireworks, dude, this will
be cool.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Let's blow some ship up.

Speaker 8 (18:16):
Yeah. You just keep showing the back ass over and
over again, and he's just just not clicking.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
Yeah, he's he's just he's just just.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
A smart, a smart boy, who isn't that athletic?

Speaker 3 (18:28):
And and I'm I'm sorry, Adam, I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (18:31):
Give it not even two and a half. So I
was like, when does it kick in? Is he like
maybe four?

Speaker 8 (18:38):
Some people find their their love for sports way later
in life.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
That's not about a love. I'm not talking about love.
The love of the game is I think the most
essential part, like what like the.

Speaker 6 (18:50):
That's not but but but but Blake, That's not what
I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
You can think anything you want.

Speaker 6 (18:54):
I'm talking about the freak athleticism that I wish my
son had instead.

Speaker 8 (18:59):
Have you seen Rudy, Dude, haven't you seen Rudy? You
don't need athleticism.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
You need love. Have you need love for.

Speaker 7 (19:07):
I think the point of Rudy was that he was
an athletic and that he was just a hard worker exactly.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
You don't need the freak athleticism.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
You didn't make the team. He didn't really make the team.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
No, he did. He did need it. He did it,
he did, he scored. Doesn't he score the fucking touchdown?
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
He doesn't.

Speaker 7 (19:24):
He's the movie he does, but I don't think in
real life he in the movie.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
He doesn't.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
He does not score touchdown. You mean they hoist him
on the shoulders.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
I think they said, put him in the game.

Speaker 6 (19:32):
He gets they put him in the game because everyone
chanted his name. He gets a sack.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
That's you what what? What? What the fuck are you
talking about?

Speaker 6 (19:40):
Do I not know, Rudy? I'm ready to crawl through
this screen, motherfucker?

Speaker 3 (19:44):
Do I not know?

Speaker 4 (19:45):
Really?

Speaker 8 (19:45):
The one who's claiming the love of the game is unimportant.
It's obviously the.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Most important thing. I'm not saying it's not important.

Speaker 6 (19:52):
I wish my son had more god gifted talent when
it comes to fit physical athleticism.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
That sh it's important.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
I wish.

Speaker 6 (20:01):
I wish he was blessed with a physical athleticism that
I didn't have. Sure that my wife didn't have. But
I was taking maybe somewhere along the line a lineage
he could have.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
It, I think.

Speaker 8 (20:17):
Though.

Speaker 6 (20:17):
No. Also, yeah, it was good at baseball as a kid,
but I but I also wasn't like.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
The best, you know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (20:26):
I was like, I literally tell my kids, I'm like,
just pick your sport and hang in there. You're gonna
be six four and it's gonna come in handy, and
everyone who's better than you at sports or gives a
shit more. Now they're gonna quit in sophomore year because
they're five to seven yet.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
And they don't want it. And if you want it,
you like it still work hard genetically, I have set
you up.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Well, maybe must be nice, must be nice.

Speaker 7 (20:53):
I'm not even that athletic, but I was like, I
got to get into college somehow, and I just fucking
focused on.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
That's why are your kids?

Speaker 6 (21:01):
I wondered that too, because uh, you know, I saw
this thing for like a college scholarships that I was like, like,
are you going to just pay for your kids college?

Speaker 3 (21:14):
Fuck?

Speaker 6 (21:16):
It's almost like if they I guess for athletics, that's
one thing, because they just want you to come do athletics, right,
But to get a college scholarship in another way where
there you might be taking some something away from someone
who doesn't have the means to afford it. I'm like,

(21:40):
is that is that? What is the that's a moral
quandary A little bit.

Speaker 7 (21:44):
Oh sure, I know what you're saying. So this is
this is made famous in the movie soul Man, Right.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
Is it okay? I don't think you can watch it anymore.

Speaker 8 (21:57):
It's notoriously the most offensive movie of all time.

Speaker 7 (22:00):
Then why is James Earl Jones in it? Well, this
is my hey, this is ry stand. James Earl Jones
is in it. He's not the moral compass to me.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
He is James Earl Jones. James Earl Jones, James Earl
Jones from Conan, Yeah, from Conan.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Yeah, it's a cool wig in the Bangs.

Speaker 7 (22:21):
Baseball, Uh yeah, from Field of Dreams. He's my barometer
for what's racist and what's not. I well he will
if he's in that movie. He read the script and
he was like.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
I think it's hilarious. I'm Darth Vader. Then I go yeah.

Speaker 8 (22:38):
For people who don't know, soul Man was a movie
that was played on Comedy Central.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
All the time, constantly, all the time.

Speaker 8 (22:45):
It's a movie where the main character is doing blackface
the entire.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Movie and what was the name? What was his name?

Speaker 3 (22:52):
He's not doing blackface, He's wearing black makeup as opposed
to Blake's favorite thing, traditional black face. Right, he's but
in the movie he's taking tanning pills. So yes, the
actor had to paint his face darker.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
But he's also acting like he's African American.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
It's crazy he's.

Speaker 7 (23:13):
Acting like he's African American at first when he thinks
he has to and he's like pretending.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
This is where I think James.

Speaker 7 (23:20):
Earl Jones because it's a complex it's a complex, compliment,
complicated movie.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
And that's why I was on Comedy Central at four
a m.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Yeah. Yeah, playing over and over again, and.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
I think that you can. You can definitely write it
off immediately. You can definitely write it off immediately based
on all the things you're saying. I do think that
if you do watch it and you see how they
how they did what they did.

Speaker 8 (23:44):
Sure, I don't think it was meant to be an
offensive movie. It's definitely a movie to make you think.
I think like it has a point of view. It's
trying to say something.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Ray down Chong. These are two people.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
The actor never worked again after.

Speaker 6 (23:58):
Okay, so here's the here's the the elevator pitch. To
achieve his dream of attending Harvard, a Pamperteene poses as
a young black man to receive a full scholarship. Yes, okay,
so he's stealing a scholarship from a young black man.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
But no, here's what. Here's what they do in the movie.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
They go the Apologist.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
They used to play this constantly on commedy side.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
It's not real how many times they would play this movie.

Speaker 7 (24:26):
So they go with they go with these scholarships like
if no one claims them, they just roll into the
next year and someone else gets it. And he's like,
this one hasn't been clammed, so he claims it. Then
he falls in love with this black woman in the
movie and she's like, are you the one who got
the so and so scholarship? And he's like, well, what
are you talking about, and she goes, yeah, like if

(24:46):
no one from La claims it, it goes up to
Oakland and that's where I'm from. But then you got it,
and I'm happy you got it because you're such a
great guy.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
And he's like and he is yeah, she goes, you're turning.
She goes, you're turning and he's like what And she's like,
because of all the snow on you. I know this
movie so much, dude. Dog Days of Summer sitting on
That's a movie during the dog day, just sitting on

(25:14):
the autumn like this, watching TV, Booty in the air,
eating chips.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Watching soul Man over and over and over again. Bro
Go touch grass I was touching water.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
Couldn't really make things work on Grass.

Speaker 8 (25:30):
I mean, I I maybe I need to revisit the movie.
That was one of those movies where it was on
all the time. But I just, yeah, I never really
sat down.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
See Thomas Howe did not work after that. Yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
I don't think it was done maliciously correct.

Speaker 7 (25:46):
Hence there are way worse movies that are like reprehensible
and did not even know it, and this one was
at least conscious and trying to do something, but obviously like.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
You know, yeah, and then they you know, fumbled the bag.

Speaker 6 (26:03):
They fombled it. I yeah, I don't know if I
ever watched. It just didn't seem like a movie I
would even care to watch.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
So it's so funny. He goes to dinner at this
white family's house and he's like dating this white girl,
and then they go into the mind of the dad
and his racist thoughts and he turns into like a
pimp who's like yelling at his white daughter. It's crazy, dude.

(26:29):
Julie Louis Dreyfus is in.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
It, Yang heavy Hitters, Oh how come she didn't catch
any get her.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
I stand with Julie, I staying with James Earl, ray
Don and Julia Louise.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
These are your barometers. Who's Who's you keep saying ray Dong?

Speaker 7 (26:45):
You don't know who ray Don Chong is, said, no
one ever from Commando.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
It's Tommy Chong's daughter.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
First off, a girl, is that real?

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Yes, it's a girl, ray Don Dong Chong. She's the
woman from Commando.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
Oh yeah, she was a babe. She was a babe.
He named his daughter ray Don Jong. That's Tommy Chunk's daughter.
That's incredible.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
Say that's five times fast.

Speaker 6 (27:10):
That's a really good yeah. Because she was in Commandos,
she was in all kinds of Oh.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
Yeah, I remember her.

Speaker 7 (27:15):
When I worked at Bones. She came in for an
audition and.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
I lost my mind.

Speaker 7 (27:23):
I was like, I'm not supposed to say anything, but
Commando was awesome. Dude, thanks she was, and it had
been thirty years and she was like, thank you.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Yeah, thank you. That's the thing I did thirty years ago.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
Leave me alone, dude.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Yeah. Dog Days, you know, you get to watch cool
movies like that.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
And then that was a big dog Day summer movie.

Speaker 6 (27:43):
And then it's just the looming you're going back to school.
But then that also kind of rocks too, because by
that point at the end of the summer, you you
did it. You have a nice tand you maybe took
a little vacation. You you play. You know, you were
out there, you were in the streets, you got a
little dirty, you were kicking the cane. And then now

(28:04):
you're like, what, hey, what them At least Anders and
I were like, what them girls do?

Speaker 3 (28:09):
You know, what's what's up.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
With the girls this year that we haven't seen that?

Speaker 3 (28:14):
We had a beach. We had a beach. So you
just at the beach every fucking day and you're like,
where the girl's at? Which beach are they at?

Speaker 5 (28:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:22):
And I'm like where did jellyfish act?

Speaker 5 (28:24):
Brother?

Speaker 3 (28:25):
And then you find your your buddy's like, we should kiss?
What if we kiss? What if? What if you pissed
on my mouth? I mean, we're we're not we are
We just can't find women. What if we kissed?

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Piss on my mouth?

Speaker 7 (28:50):
And you know what, Adam to really get into the
dog days of summer.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
Okay, yeah, I'm starting to understand what they are now.

Speaker 7 (28:57):
My looking back now the evilution of summer based on
age is the shit, because when you're six or seven,
you're kind of just getting like carted around. You're going
to summer camp during the day, You're staying up late
at night. You're watching like again cable all fucking day long,
Eureka's Castle.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Maybe maybe a movie you shouldn't be watching, right, okay,
Usa up all night.

Speaker 8 (29:21):
My favorite part of summer the dog days was I
would stay up till like one in the morning every night,
so I would actually watch like Conan O'Brien, which was
fucking sick.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Well that was just bad parenting, dude.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
So now you're in high school. You went to high school,
your fast.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Forwarding you were six years old, stayed up till one am.

Speaker 10 (29:40):
Yeah, I do.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
I'm watching Doctor Who. It's fucking crazy, dude.

Speaker 8 (29:43):
I don't remember six years old. What the fuck I
was doing. I didn't go I do.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
I was on my bike outside constantly.

Speaker 7 (29:51):
I was playing football in the streeting like fucking lightning
bugs and just.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Put them on your teeth.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Yeah, we didn't have those.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
That That is something old billy ash it. There was
no lightning bugs.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
Well, like that sucks for you.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
That's a bad childhood. It's not It's just a bug.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
Was it humid?

Speaker 7 (30:10):
Is it humid in in Omaha in the summer? Adam, Yeah,
is it humid in the bay in the summer. It's
not right, No, not at all. The humidity was like
a whole fucking just sense memory.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
I don't like human I don't.

Speaker 7 (30:24):
Either, but it takes me back when I feel it.
I do very poorly in it.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
You want to feel something that's going to take you back,
I'll take you back.

Speaker 6 (30:32):
Something is in the air, even even you know I live,
I live down here at the at the beach now,
and you see it like a little hopstit skipping a
jump in like people's steps, even the the adults, you know,
they're like, oh, it's summertime. You know, I'm going to
start being in an.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Alcoholic as soon as the sun starts to margarite start pouring. Baby,
it's five o'clock somewhere, brother, not even the sun.

Speaker 6 (30:58):
It's like it's five a clock somewhere, and they start parents.

Speaker 7 (31:03):
Walking the neighborhood with a huge mug of alcohol.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
Oh yeah, is all I ever wanted to achieve?

Speaker 2 (31:11):
And I bet you have.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
I do it. We got some new families on the block.

Speaker 7 (31:15):
It's a beautiful thing, but I'm just can't do it
as much as I wish. I wish I could do
it more. But it was just kind of the whole thing.
You'd go house to house, you'd top off, get a
little more ice, maybe go on to the next one,
see what people are up to.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
That's fucking cool, that's a nice life. That's a good
community right there.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
Yeah. Yeah, And then it was always jokes about like, oh,
you come and empty my liquor cabinet. You know, you
know I need.

Speaker 8 (31:42):
I need to get like a margarita machine that is
on my list. Sure, I want to get something. I
want to be the house.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Like you you have a dive bar sixty feet from
your house?

Speaker 3 (31:53):
How close is that bar from you?

Speaker 8 (31:56):
That does not make a good that A they don't
make a good mark, and B it's too damn for
I want it right here, I want it right here now?

Speaker 7 (32:06):
Is this one that it's just constantly churning like a
slurby machine?

Speaker 8 (32:10):
Like so you could just I would, Oh whytn't that
be just fucking peak existence?

Speaker 2 (32:15):
To always have a side? Why can't you have that?
You have in your little man cave that you have
out there? Why isn't there?

Speaker 8 (32:20):
I've been youtubing products and I haven't found the one
that I have settled on. I want to find the
ultimate margarita.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
If you're listening, hang on, why don't you buy a
industrial machine.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
It'll probably cost you of several maybe two thousand dollars,
but that you could do it.

Speaker 7 (32:40):
You'll make that back in police reports.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
It it looks like the cleanup is a little bit
of a chore.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
I will say that. Here's what I was just gonna say,
because I know you got to keep it fresh, right,
you got it.

Speaker 7 (32:54):
I don't know how often you have someone come to
clean your house extra extra fifty dollars of week or
whatever a visit to have them clean it and repour
and just have it refreshed.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Here's it. Here's the thought. Here's the thought. Because because
you're you have to keep it fresh.

Speaker 6 (33:11):
Like there's just said, gotta be fresh. I don't not
have alcohol in it. So you can give it to
the kids. You can have you know, uh, the wife
or she doesn't want habit forming very and then you
and then you have daddy's tequila stash and do a
little mixed I bet.

Speaker 8 (33:30):
I bet there, I bet that that's a possibility. What
would be really cool is if there were two two
machines spinning.

Speaker 7 (33:36):
What oh, okay, all right, his nerves, all right.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
One for daddy for mommy.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
That's that's Daddy's pig lemonade. Okay.

Speaker 7 (33:48):
I don't know about you guys that like a slice
dirty soda Orending right now, that's.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
One of those things.

Speaker 6 (33:55):
That, uh that it sounds like a thing that would
be and it probably would be so so fun.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
But then by the end of the summer, once the
dog days are over.

Speaker 6 (34:04):
You're fifteen pounds heavier and there's flies everywhere.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
Everywhere getting radical and.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
You're like, it's just sluggish.

Speaker 6 (34:14):
And now you like you're getting blood work done from
your doctor and they're like, Jesus Christ, you're all over
the place.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
You've been eating chips, you have diabetes.

Speaker 6 (34:23):
It seems like it wouldn't be as great in practice.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
It's a lot of power. You can't you can't, you
can't abuse the power.

Speaker 8 (34:31):
What you really need is like you got to be
the guy on fourth of July and Halloween that the
neighbors know, oh damn, he's breaking out the MARGUERITEA machine.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
That is true.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
That is, he makes a hell of a concocuction.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
Hey, have you gone over to the jellyfish fucker's house
or Margarita? Literally, I don't like talking to him, but
I do like as Margarita's is once a year, I'll tolerate.

Speaker 6 (34:57):
I was I was saying, I think I just talked
with Blake, and you were out of town, dur As.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
You were traveling the world with your family.

Speaker 6 (35:03):
And you guys talk to each other without me. Yeah,
we talked about you, talk about you. I was saying, me, you, Blake.
We need to the three of us, and it's work trip.
We're talking work good, We're getting work done, okay, like
classic surgery, get work. Why I will have a botox

(35:26):
doctor on the boat with g LP one, twos and threes.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (35:31):
No, we we get on my boat. We take it
over to Catalina. Yes, we try out some Margherita's there.
Maybe we spend the night. Maybe we come back later
that night. I'd prefer not to because I want to
be drunk on CMC.

Speaker 7 (35:44):
The workahowks, guys have gone missing at sea.

Speaker 6 (35:48):
That's why I don't want to come back. I would
love to do and by the way. We can all
crash in the boat.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
That would be so fun.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
We can all crash. You have a cool little fur
fireplace like vomited. Please, let's get years back to the old. Yeah,
I would love to go to Catalina. Name it.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Let's let's do let's do it. Let's do it sometime
in August. Let's do it.

Speaker 8 (36:07):
Okay, and it's a work trip trip. We'll we'll pod live,
We'll get work done. We're getting work done.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
You know what? This is a brainstorming sashion.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
We come back like.

Speaker 6 (36:20):
We just all all lipss has tattooed eyebrows.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
You know how women get those like tattooed on. Yeah,
that would be awesome.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
I don't know why I would.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Oh, that would be so awesome. That would be sick.

Speaker 7 (36:31):
I got I look at myself and I go, what what?

Speaker 3 (36:34):
Where's this going? Where does this happen?

Speaker 8 (36:36):
When you were over in the European countries? Did they
lack eyebrows as well?

Speaker 3 (36:42):
Did you know? But look at Earling Holland that dude
is I don't know who that is.

Speaker 7 (36:46):
You don't know the Norwegian soccer player. By the way,
congratulations to them, they just won the entire world cup,
very crazy.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
He's an absolute beast. He's like humongo is.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
He's a big dude. He's like six four and jacked
and fat.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
And he just looks like the most Norwegian thing you'd
ever seen.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
He looks it's like watching Kronk play football.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
Yeah, pure Viking blood.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
That's fun.

Speaker 7 (37:09):
But it's soccer, so it's a little smaller, but it's
also the size.

Speaker 8 (37:12):
He's definitely the story of the world. Cut like as
far as like newcomers like that dude is cool. Yeah,
he is fucking cool man.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Okay, and now I.

Speaker 7 (37:21):
Know I've gotten a lot of people sliding in the
DMS sending me the fucking h Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
So here's what we're going to be drinking.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Here's what we're gonna be drinking up in Catalina. I'm
drunk now. We will be drinking Buffalo Milo.

Speaker 6 (37:36):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
I love that.

Speaker 6 (37:36):
I've had that delicious memore, which is a delicious concoction.
But then also we're gonna go to Luau Larry's and
drink some wiki whackers.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
I want so just just.

Speaker 6 (37:48):
Know that we will be having something I'm already I
don't I have no clue what it is.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
I'm already I'm in.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
I want a fun glass. That's and then I'm good.
We're doing it.

Speaker 6 (37:58):
Weiki whacker, baby, we want a wiki whack or what
because Blake went one time during COVID we went the
once and we didn't.

Speaker 3 (38:09):
Go repeede in my mouth but in your mouth?

Speaker 8 (38:13):
But yeah, what is your mouth? But you know what
my mouth but is everything goes into my mouth.

Speaker 6 (38:25):
But so basically that's That's just my long winded speech
on what's so much I fucking love summer? And to
end it with the boys in Catalina, I.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
Mean, I want to continue this trajectory of the chronology
of how you age with summer because it starts off summer.
Remember when you're like really young, summer goes on forever.
It takes too long, and then as you get older
it's shortens and shortens, and then when you're forty five,
you're like, there's no such thing as summer. It's just
it's over. Yeah, But like.

Speaker 7 (38:59):
Twelve, you got a little independence. You're riding your bike
all over town, you're hitting up your boys, you're causing mischief.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
You go to sleep away camp.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
You can start to go to like you're making out what.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
With not your friends.

Speaker 6 (39:20):
Would blake be honest, did you ever draw a little
eyes absolutely on your hand right here and do what
do it?

Speaker 3 (39:29):
And kissing?

Speaker 2 (39:29):
I'd never practice kissing. Bro.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
You're sagging your pants way too much, definitely sagging. Your
braided belt is long af.

Speaker 8 (39:38):
You're making bike rides to Carl's Junior and you're ordering
and you're getting your own lunch, and then you're hitting
seven eleven on the way home.

Speaker 7 (39:48):
You're kicking it at a white Hen, which is seven
eleven chain that doesn't exist in Chicago anymore.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
What white Hen is what we had?

Speaker 2 (39:56):
You need to get the T shirt?

Speaker 6 (39:57):
Yeah, we had and goes and I still I believe
they still exist in your world.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
I believe.

Speaker 6 (40:04):
I was on my way to a come and go
when I was hit by the cementtr I came and went,
came and went, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (40:10):
I think we've said, hey, is your shirt and your
hat matching? Like, is that the same thing or just coincidentally?
Wavy fontse wavy fonts. This says number one mom.

Speaker 8 (40:20):
Okay, representing that someone gave Chloe this hat when she
became a mom and she was like, I'm never gonna
wear this hat and I'm going to get rid of it.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
And it was in the like go, it was in
like the good Will pile or whatever, and what.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
A cool, nice thing to highlight on an international podcast.

Speaker 6 (40:38):
Yeah, well it just doesn't She doesn't really wear hat.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
So she was like, I'm not gonna Of.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
Course, it was stupid. It was idiotic to give it
to her. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
Yeah, well it was like a pr package.

Speaker 6 (40:49):
Yeah okay, and uh and I was like, well, I
will absolutely wear a number one mom hat.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
Absolutely. It's a conversation starter and it's trans friendly.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Don't assume, don't assume what I'm working with.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
It makes people go, oh interesting.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
I would say you're a hot mom, thank you.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
I would not be a hot mom.

Speaker 7 (41:06):
I guess I didn't know. Madam Divine? Have we said that?
That's gotta be Madam divine?

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Madam Divine? Have we said this?

Speaker 2 (41:13):
Yeah? It's pretty good?

Speaker 3 (41:16):
Pretty good?

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Pretty good?

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Yeah, pretty good. That's almost as good as a slice
dirty soda.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Okay, are you guys down for dirty sodas? That this
is a trend? Now?

Speaker 3 (41:24):
What are they? You just didn't know that really?

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Oh yeah, they sell Mountain de dirty sodas.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
Now what is a dirty soda? Man?

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Yeah? What does it explain what a dirty soda think.
It's like, I've never had one.

Speaker 8 (41:34):
I think it's when you add cream to a soda,
like so you're just like corn milk into it or something.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
I can't. I hate what's happening?

Speaker 7 (41:43):
What And I'm actually this is a whole This was
like a Bill Maher thing the other night where he's like,
there's like a new name for everything that we have
to know. Now that's a very old man like I
remember what it was just called a cream soda.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
But then they're like, oh, dirty soda. We can use
that to market to people who like the hot new thing,
and now it's dirty soda.

Speaker 7 (42:02):
It's like it's still just strawberry delicious, strawberry cream. The
orange cream soda I had was great. I didn't know
why it was called the dirty soda. But you're telling
me this is the new what we were talking about last
week with fucking.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Yes, the new Velt, red velvet and hot money.

Speaker 6 (42:18):
So I just read the little thing that's that's in
the chat that our boy Totty just dropped. I believe
dirty soda is a customizable non alcoholic drink made by
mixing soda with flavored syrups and a splash of cream
and half and half created a creamy fizzy treat.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
And it originated in Utah.

Speaker 6 (42:37):
Which here's why it originated in Utah and the Mormons.
And they call it dirty, and that's their way to
be like a little naughty. It's dirty, it's a little dirty.
It's a little right.

Speaker 7 (42:50):
Right, because they're not even allowed to drink caffeine.

Speaker 6 (42:54):
Right, yeah, are they not? They're not allowed caffeine. If
you're real, if you're the real deal.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
Actually, now that you meant, I don't think so. I
don't think so.

Speaker 8 (43:02):
Now that you mentioned that that might be a thing,
what might be a thing? Blake, I'm trying to remember
that they can't have caffeine. I'm trying to remember the
Mormon family in the summer, the dog days. Wait a second,
the Kimball's.

Speaker 7 (43:14):
I don't think they are allowed to have. They're also
call me crazy. They might not be allowed to murder.

Speaker 6 (43:20):
Strictly prohibits consuming coffee and traditional black or green tea. Okay, interesting,
of course, believe this is due to caffeine. The official
doctrine focuses on the substances themselves, and caffeinated sodas are
perfectly acceptable. So you can have caffeinated sodas. Why can't
you have black tea or green tea? But you can
have soda.

Speaker 7 (43:40):
This does check out Mormon dude on my swim team,
we would all do a case race and get hammered,
and he would always show up with two leaders of
Mountain Dew and he'd always be like, I'm gonna get
more messed up than you guys, and we'd be like, no,
you're not.

Speaker 10 (43:53):
I went to prison for a weekend squad. Squad dude,
damn blessed. Uh yeah, that's cool that. Actually, I really
like guys that are like that.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
I mean he had to do something.

Speaker 8 (44:05):
Yeah, it's school that he showed up. He's still part
of the team. He's doing the best camp.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
I really like it.

Speaker 6 (44:13):
Yes, I would always like put a put an arm
around those guys, you know, and try to get him
to drink, and then actively try to get him to drink.
Just just have wind.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
Do you have to mix with? Plus? I love you
due It happens naturally. There's always somebody who holds out
and then they realize like everyone's doing it.

Speaker 7 (44:37):
They're like, all right, fuck it, like let's do this
and it always goes poorly. It never goes well for
those people.

Speaker 6 (44:43):
I remember these girls in high school cried when they
found out that I smoked tweed.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
Cried.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
Adam had like a nerd fan club. I mean, they
lost you.

Speaker 6 (44:57):
They legit cried and were begging me to not be
this person.

Speaker 7 (45:02):
These were the girls who pushed his wheelchair around for
two years. And then he was like, I think I'm
gonna go smoke weed with these hot chicks.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
See ya that it's important.

Speaker 6 (45:12):
Well, if the hot chicks were Kyle Walsh and Zach Leonardo.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
They both have beautiful locks.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Yeah they do.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
They're very cute. But I'm not far off. You're not
far off. No, they were so nice, we'll push you around.

Speaker 6 (45:27):
And they were devastated, good people, And it sucked, and
I felt I felt really bad. But I'm like, dude,
smoking weed is awesome. It's so true.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
I find it.

Speaker 8 (45:42):
It does completely change who you are as a as
a student.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
It's so fun.

Speaker 6 (45:49):
All of a sudden, I was hacky, sacking all the time.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
Devil sticks.

Speaker 6 (45:55):
I never did the devil sticks, but I did have
a lot of hemp accouterments.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
Sure, yeah, I had necklaces and bracelets, and Bell.

Speaker 7 (46:02):
Did anybody might make clothes for you. We had a
few girls who would like make like like wide leg
corduroys with like patchwork.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
Down the side style.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Yeah, I remember that.

Speaker 7 (46:14):
I remember because jeans hadn't been flared yet, that's right,
and so they were like, we're gonna make them big
and wide.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Yeah, they would add me.

Speaker 6 (46:21):
Well, by the time you're a few years older, jeans
had been flared. When we were in high school, they
had figured it. LEVI knew what they were doing.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
You guys wouldn't understand what I had to go through.

Speaker 6 (46:31):
Yeah, And I mean Jenko's were all the rade. Yeah,
thank god, I thank god none of us went down
that path.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
Kyle for sure.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Well, Kyle was closed.

Speaker 6 (46:42):
I don't know if he truly did, but I remember
having a homie that I was like friends with in
middle school and then you know, you kind of fall
out of We just weren't as close. And then I
saw him in high school and it was freshman year
and he just came with a look.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Freshman year.

Speaker 6 (47:03):
I hadn't seen him all summer, and now he's like
wearing all black Marilyn Manson shirt and Jenko jeans with
like the super thick leg holes and then like fishnets
on his arms.

Speaker 8 (47:19):
Like oh Jeff Ardy, oh buddy, Oh yeah, he just
fell into a hot topic and just.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
Emerged a new man. Absolutely, dude, Absolutely, and it happens.

Speaker 6 (47:30):
I was truly taken aback, like wow, Like I couldn't
imagine going that far down the rabbit hole in like
the two and a half months that summer had happened
I saw him. He was like kind of a nerdy,
kind of put together guy. And then going into summer
or going into freshman year.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
This is like a Marilyn Manson summer. Probably.

Speaker 8 (47:52):
Yeah, I would say for us seventheen eighth grade, we're
very it was, and the beautiful Maryland Manson had real
mud and Rob Zombie, the Romstein rom Stein.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
There was a it was right before Matrix.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
It was a dark time right.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Before Matrix, like bordering Matrix. No, that was during Matrix.

Speaker 7 (48:21):
This covered in Gemstones. This is Gemstones adjacent.

Speaker 8 (48:25):
No, I want to say Marilyn Manson was before Matrix
at the same time. It was all kind of the
same time.

Speaker 6 (48:31):
Well, Matrix came out in ninety nine, right, and I
think Marilyn Manson was ninety seven ninety eight in ninety nine.

Speaker 7 (48:38):
This is as dark as a guess, but I think
the fucking Columbine kids dressed up like the Matrix and
then played Marilyn Manson on the fucking speakers.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
Yeah it's all connected.

Speaker 8 (48:48):
So yeah, we're all we're all talking, we're all speaking
the same language right now.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
You probably read the book, didn't you. I did not know.
I didn't. I didn't read the manifesto. Terrifying. I feel
like the people read the book, and I'm like, who
gives a fuck? Terrifying, dude, Fuck those dudes.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
Dylan Cleebold, I don't want to fuck it.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
Not well, I wasn't gonna say the name, but like,
ad you go, I couldn't have pulled that out.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
You gotta know your history.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
He's your hero, here's your gun.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Oh not at all.

Speaker 6 (49:23):
Yeah, So we were right in the pocket Blake. It
was our sixth grade year was nineteen ninety six, and
so that's when Marilyn Manson came on the scene.

Speaker 8 (49:32):
Imagine if he grabbed me by the heart and I
was that.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
I could have seen it. I could have seen.

Speaker 8 (49:38):
It, saying I just it never it never. I didn't
think it was cool. I didn't think it was cool.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
Was it popular at your school or was it like fringe?

Speaker 8 (49:49):
It was very fringe h for me, Like there was
a very select few of like the Darkness, you know,
where it was just like, oh.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
These are good, these are the little goth kids.

Speaker 6 (49:59):
But it not even the dark the dark souls. Yes,
but I was just too happy to fuck with any
of that. I was like, I don't know. I mean,
I was just hit by a symmetruck. But now I'm
walking again, and I'm just walking. I'm like, I'm like,
I'm back, baby, Like it's all working out for me.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
I could have been dead.

Speaker 8 (50:18):
You don't realize if you if you never walked, you
probably would have gone the way of the Yes, be.

Speaker 7 (50:28):
Your wheelchair would be like the Adams family car or no,
the monsters the.

Speaker 6 (50:31):
Hot But but the Jenkos are always getting caught in
the wheels.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
I'm always like falling over.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Yeah here he died, fucking Jacobs.

Speaker 8 (50:41):
Jacobs, fuck caught in the spokes again, swear something else.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
I always had.

Speaker 7 (50:46):
I always took a bunch of art classes because I
was into that, and so then I had I just
had like a leg in or a foot in with
the darkness.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
The goth crowd.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
Yeah, well I was.

Speaker 6 (50:56):
Yeah that for us, the goth crowd, there were all
they were heavily involved with the drama department stage crew.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
So that's yes, they were, No, they were they were
the stage crew. Yes, they weren't in front of curtain,
they were nine curtain.

Speaker 6 (51:11):
Yeah, And so I knew a lot of them, and
I was friends with a lot of them, and so
much so that, uh, this girl who I knew put
a list together of people that she would wanted to
murder and it became a big thing at our school.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Yeah, it was a different time. It was just thoughts
in the journal. And then I was devastated that I
was on the list. Yeah, damn it, you really And.

Speaker 6 (51:35):
I'm like, homie, I know you, like we are friends.

Speaker 7 (51:39):
And she was like, I pushed you around in the
wheelchair for two years and then you started smoking.

Speaker 6 (51:44):
Weed, smoking weed, you'd be the very smoke weed.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
Yeah that's crazy, man. I know that we were in
a heightened era of that kind of stuff, but like,
couldn't believe it, couldn't believe it.

Speaker 7 (51:56):
She go through every fucking diary from like the nineties
and eighties. I'm sure a lot of girls were like,
I want to kill this fucking person.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Yeah no, I mean, but I think.

Speaker 7 (52:05):
We just got hello organized about it. And then someone
was like I'm gonna do it.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 6 (52:09):
Then they started to well, then it just got too easy.
The guns got too good, the guns got.

Speaker 8 (52:13):
Too guns got to it, and people start You could
find those communities. You'd be like, oh, check out my
ship and it's like, oh dude, are you really.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
Gonna do it?

Speaker 8 (52:21):
It's like yeah, I am, and it's like, oh fuck,
you did it, and it's like this is terrible.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
And that's how you think they sound absolutely interesting.

Speaker 8 (52:30):
I kind of feel like though the instrument luck I
never went Maryland manson, but I but I was nine
inch nails.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
I was nine inch nails. I thought nine what do
you mean you were?

Speaker 3 (52:47):
Tell me more?

Speaker 7 (52:47):
I was nine nails too, because I just thought it
was a fucking cool video.

Speaker 8 (52:51):
I liked those albums like, well, yeah, but those are
like downward spiral.

Speaker 7 (52:56):
Those are kind of almost undeniable genre jumping albums right
where you're like, oh, Metallica the Black album. People who
are who don't like heavy metal like that album right.

Speaker 8 (53:08):
Right, well right, because it was like more of like
it was kind of like industrial And but were.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
You wearing like snake eye contacts?

Speaker 2 (53:16):
I would not. I would not wear a Nina Is
nail shirt. I couldn't.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
I wasn't.

Speaker 8 (53:20):
I wasn't a true fan like that, but I would
dabble in that. But Marilyn Manson, I think it was
just like his music wasn't. I wasn't really hitting with me,
and he was just a little too.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
Stick ninus nails under both your eyelids? Is that the line?

Speaker 2 (53:34):
And then Eminem came in, clean, Clean the slake. I didn't.

Speaker 6 (53:38):
Well, the thing is is I didn't hate like some
of his songs like we a Stars Now in the Dog.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
Like if it came on now, would you let it ride?

Speaker 2 (53:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (53:50):
Yeah, I bet I would, Yeah, for sure at the
Strip club it goes.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
I remember the video where he had like titties, right,
I think so.

Speaker 6 (53:58):
I remember watching that like a TRL video and You're like.

Speaker 7 (54:02):
Yeah, he's walking around with like titties and he had
like a moose.

Speaker 6 (54:05):
Knuckles I called creepy. But I'm not like waving that flag,
you know. Sure, I'm like that's not my thing, But
when it comes on, I'm like, all right, okay.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
Dam damn. I'm trying to think.

Speaker 7 (54:18):
I don't know if there's a Marinalm Manson song that
I would still fuck with.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
There's only nine inch nail songs.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
I think dope show. There wasn't that crowd. I'm not
doing in your high school at all.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
I'm not doing uh No, there were there were.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
There were golf, there was goth energy, there was a
there were.

Speaker 7 (54:37):
Like ten ten per grade maybe yeah, but you would.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
Just get clowned on so hard.

Speaker 8 (54:46):
Absolutely, annihil mayd be like I mean, it just it
just is like it just wouldn't fly. It just wouldn't work.
It doesn't work, just don't. They would break it out
of you.

Speaker 7 (54:58):
But I'm trying to think of like it was it
sweet dreams or made like I don't I wouldn't mess with.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
That still either dreams.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
Yeah, but that was.

Speaker 7 (55:09):
But yeah, there weren't that many people who weren't just
kind of hip hop heads. That was kind of just
what it was, I think actually, And then there were
stoners who got into like music that way, and then
there were just white girls who were big into Lilith
fair Ship.

Speaker 6 (55:26):
Like our school was pretty either you liked like punk
rock music was like a huge or you were top
forties but.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
Commercial pop punk. No, yeah, pop punk pop punk, punk rock,
getting radical blank Green Day.

Speaker 6 (55:42):
Like Blink and Green Day, and or it was top
forties or you had skinny sideburns and loved House of Pain. Yes,
and you and you were like into you know, you
were back pack rap before that term existed.

Speaker 8 (56:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, hell yeah, that backpack rap was
going on.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
I mean, who's the besides three eleven? Isn't there somebody?
And I guess not even backpack crack.

Speaker 6 (56:13):
It also was just like rap, like the guys that
their parents gave them tahoes and they put them on
giant rims and they had earrings.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
Adam, you may or may not know answer this question,
but for sure in Chicago it was just East Coast
hip hop really buy and large. Yeah, didn't even really
have access. You would hear some Tupac on the radio,
but not really.

Speaker 7 (56:38):
It was mostly East Coast and a lot of R
Kelly all right, Omaha are they is? Was the radio
playing East Coast or West Coast?

Speaker 6 (56:49):
Like it was a It was a mixed bag and
it was a lot of like from the South.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
It was a lot of like New Orleans. Yeah, I
think was the South that happened at that Yeah, no.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
Limit and it was no limit soul, just like it.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
Was like last senior year of high school.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
I think, yeah, that was our eighth grader freshman. What
a time to be alive.

Speaker 8 (57:13):
What a tank to drive on the basket And then
and then DMX happened, then DMX.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
Oh dude, Ressed in Peace, Rest in Peace, Barkain and Blake.
You completely skipped the entire Bay Area underground hip hop era. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
I wasn't fully uh in.

Speaker 8 (57:31):
I was more into like the e forties of it
all on records. Yeah, yeah, I wasn't really digging into
the hieroglyphics and foreside and all that.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
Now I do now, I did you like any guitar music?

Speaker 8 (57:48):
Me?

Speaker 3 (57:51):
Yeah, there's no such thing as one thousand percent.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
You know who were your bands then in high school then?
That were like rock bands? Mhm. I was kind of see.

Speaker 8 (58:01):
I liked like fucking like Heroin rockers like Alison Chains,
like Stone Temple Pilots.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
But that was before high school.

Speaker 6 (58:10):
That was it was a Jase Allison Chains was like, yeah,
we were in like fourth grade.

Speaker 3 (58:17):
Allison Chains Unplugged Crazy.

Speaker 8 (58:19):
Album, Allison Chains like released like a greatest hits probably
in our high school. But then yeah, like Tool was
releasing albums. I was kind of and I was embarrassingly
like really into Godsmack, which they turned out to be
like the funniest, weirdest band.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
Yeah they sucked. Uh yeah, they really really sucked. All
claimed to be witches.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
I don't even know that obviously. I guess they were
like fucking gory, I'm doing how you ever do?

Speaker 2 (58:47):
Gooy, I'm doing the best in every song was about going?

Speaker 3 (58:52):
Was that a real song?

Speaker 2 (58:53):
Yes? And that's and I sound exactly like him. Yeah,
it was.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
I'm doing the best?

Speaker 2 (58:59):
Can yeah?

Speaker 8 (59:00):
Go?

Speaker 3 (59:02):
I Uh. I was heavily.

Speaker 8 (59:05):
I was heavily influenced by my friend John Paul, and
he didn't listen to anything except for like the Zelda
soundtrack and like God's Mac and Alison Chains and then
of course West Side Connection and that's like what I
had to listen to because that's what it would be
listened to in his car.

Speaker 3 (59:22):
West Side Connection is ice C, Macton and dub C
right got it, got it, and they did America's Most Wanted. No,
they did bow down when you come to this town?

Speaker 8 (59:34):
Yes, And we would listen to that album over and
over and over and over and over again. We didn't
listen to anything except that and Zelda.

Speaker 3 (59:42):
And No East Coast Hippop?

Speaker 2 (59:44):
And were you smoking weed during this time?

Speaker 3 (59:46):
I was not smoking weed.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
We were starting to drink, but I was not smoking weed.

Speaker 6 (59:50):
You were starting to drink at win when fresh. We
drank fresh so much in high school.

Speaker 7 (59:57):
And now and now we're getting into the sixteen seventeen
age era of some.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
Yeah, these are the summers where.

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
You're like running around.

Speaker 7 (01:00:05):
Someone got a thirty pack, You're gonna go find them?

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
Oh yeah, dude.

Speaker 6 (01:00:09):
Everyone would go five dollars in on beer and weed,
and then someone would get a bag of weeds. Someone
would score a thirty pack, and then or or you
would get a handle of vodka. And then the amount
of I was just talking with my sister about this,
the amount of drinking in parking lots that we would do.

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
Yeah, tons, that's all we would do.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
We would drink on a golf course.

Speaker 6 (01:00:32):
That's why I would wait to hear where the party
was going to be. So you would go to the
Taco Bell parking lot, see and you would You.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
Guys were popular. You would drink you would drink they
you would drink at the same place.

Speaker 7 (01:00:45):
I do love how it's like, you guys must have
been so fucking cool drinking in parking lots.

Speaker 8 (01:00:50):
Yeah, I like what you were looking for somewhere to
go drink with At a party with people, we would
just drink at John Paul's house.

Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
We would also drink at someone's basement too.

Speaker 7 (01:01:02):
I remember hearing stories about somebody would be like, oh,
did you hear about so and so and all those
guys were drinking in a basement, and I'd be like,
all right, And then eventually those people came out of
the basement, and then they would be at the party also,
and you'd kind of go oh, like it was Avatar style,
where like I see you, you know, like.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
You finally you're out, You're finally out. Have a bud light.
That was right.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
They weren't there freshman year, they weren't their sophomore year.

Speaker 6 (01:01:31):
But by junior and senior year, especially senior year, you'd
be like, welcome.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
Yes, And then you would watch people who finally came
to the party lose their shit, go so hard and
it became their entire thing, and they just went missing
into the ether and they're gone and it's sad. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:01:53):
I remember seeing our valedictorian. Freshman year of college. I
went back to visit. I went to Lincoln to visit
a bunch of friends and I'm, you know, moved out
to California. I came back. I'm at University of Nebraska.
We're at this huge party. Uh, and then I see
her and she never drinks. She was never at it
in the parties. And then she was fall down, stumbling,

(01:02:19):
cross eye drunks, this is the way. And I'm like, oh,
you fucking blew it. Dude, Damn, you do not know
how to handle yourself in college.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
You have to drink.

Speaker 6 (01:02:32):
You got it for at least a year to two
years before going into college.

Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
Especially if you're going to Omaha. Yeah, because.

Speaker 6 (01:02:41):
Yes, especially if you're going to a big state school
like university.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
That's the best. You gotta Yeah, you gotta.

Speaker 7 (01:02:49):
Gotta drink when you're Did I ever tell you guys
this story? Maybe I haven't. Maybe I haven't or even
told it on the pod, But uh, I had a friend.
You guys had met him, and he went to a
different school and then he started coming to my school.
But I had already known him from the other school,
and he was out with his friends and I'm like,

(01:03:11):
bring your friends to this party, like it's going off.
It's we're having a good time, Like there's a keg.
Dah da da da da. Also that night, my good friend,
who was like a fake id type guy, he told
some people from another school that he would like buy
them a keg at the liquor store in Evanston. The
liquor store in Eveston has a back door and a

(01:03:31):
front door and you can just go right in the
front door and out the back door.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Brilliant.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
So has these guys meet him. How do these guys
meet him? They give him the like eighty dollars for
a keg.

Speaker 7 (01:03:45):
He goes in the door to go buy the keg
for them, goes right out the back door, gets in
the car, drives off with their money, freaking see you right,
oh Bomber. They're like, we're gonna fucking kill you, like
da da da da dah blah blah blah blah blah.
He comes to the party and is telling the story
and we're like that's hilarious. And then people are getting drunker.

(01:04:06):
They're like calling his page or paging.

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
I'm calling.

Speaker 7 (01:04:08):
I'm threatening there, and he goes, you want your money,
like come and get it, and everybody for like an
hour is getting hammered and like ready to ready to
fight these fucking people who think they're gonna show up
and like get their money back that my friend stole
from them. Yeah, and so my buddy is calling like

(01:04:29):
this is before cell phones.

Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
I don't have one.

Speaker 7 (01:04:31):
I'm trying to be like, yo, get here, like we're
having a good time. So then he's putting it off.
He's not coming, he's not coming, and then everyone's.

Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
Like, yo, we gotta go outside, like they're fucking here.
They just rolled up. We go outside. I'm watching dudes
from my high school like annihilate some people in like
a holy fuck way, and they're like running off.

Speaker 7 (01:04:52):
Someone has like a bat. It's like gnarly. And then
they run off and people are all hyped. The fucking
showed up. People split And then I get to school
on Monday and my homie was like what the fuck?
And I'm like, you bailed on the party. You never
even showed up. He goes, we showed up and all
my friends got beat up.

Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
Oh no, So all these dudes that my buddy brought
who I didn't know, and nobody at this house party knew.
All got beat up because people who weren't even involved
in my friend stealing the money were just waiting for
people they didn't know to roll up.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
Oh they weren't even the oh Man.

Speaker 7 (01:05:33):
And maybe the people who got their money taken never
even showed up.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
Showed up.

Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
It just sucks or they didn't recognize.

Speaker 7 (01:05:42):
And he's like, dude, my friend got hit with a
bat And I was like, I saw that. That's crazy,
and he was like and then I kind of stepped
out the whole story to him, and he was like,
that's hilarious, Like he kind of got it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
He was like, that's unreal. I can't believe that anyway.

Speaker 6 (01:06:01):
The amount of vio you see, like the people that
are going to be real criminals when they get older,
you know what I mean? Like I told you, dude,
we used to hang out with this older kid and
he he would like get his booze, he had a
fake idea or whatever, and we were driving around with him.
He gets in a road rage fight with this guy

(01:06:24):
follows him and me and Walsh were in the car
follows him for forty minutes, this guy's car runs out
of gas, and now we're in the middle of.

Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
Nowhere and you're in the backseat, like.

Speaker 6 (01:06:38):
Yeah, we're like maybe we just hey, maybe let's not
continue to He punches through this guy. This guy was
like he was also on steroids. He punches through his window,
drags him out. Now he's all bloody because he just
punched through a window, drags him out, beats the guy
to an inch of his life, and then and then

(01:07:01):
opens up his car and goes through his glove box
and finds like it was acurance or no, like twelve
dollars loose cash or like just rob.

Speaker 3 (01:07:12):
The guy, yeah, for like twelve dollars.

Speaker 6 (01:07:14):
And then gets in the car and he's like, you
didn't see shit, And we're like, uh.

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
He says, you didn't see shit like you.

Speaker 6 (01:07:21):
Yeah, like us, like we didn't see that in the car,
like we've been here the whole time, dude, like and
we're like, oh, of course no.

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
Meanwhile, this guy is just bloody.

Speaker 6 (01:07:30):
I'm like, this just it's not worth getting like the
bottle of Boons Farm that he promised us.

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
That's crazy.

Speaker 8 (01:07:38):
I love that you're in the car for like forty minutes,
like several songs are going by, You're like, oh, good
one right.

Speaker 6 (01:07:44):
Maybe no, it was forty minutes of hey, uh, well,
you know, I mean I figured he's starting to head
out of time. Maybe we just don't even Hey, let's
just well that party should be going off.

Speaker 3 (01:07:54):
He's love you, He's love, He's love. He's in my
head and he.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
I'm getting hungry, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
Huh pretty fly for a white guy.

Speaker 6 (01:08:04):
You know, it's it's on me, a combination pizzahut and
taco balls on me.

Speaker 5 (01:08:10):
If if we just stop he knock on wood, If
we just stop down, I got you boo. Yeah, hey,
now you're an all star.

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
Get your game on you pull off live.

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
She fucking hates me.

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
It's been a long December. It's been a long time.
We've been following this guy.

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
One week says you look at me. Damn, he's how bad?
She is our love, she's a child, she.

Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
Is a mother.

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
Oh m, she fucking hates me.

Speaker 3 (01:08:48):
A song by Fastball.

Speaker 6 (01:08:49):
I'm trying to everyone you see the roads walking and
paint in gold clothing.

Speaker 3 (01:08:57):
Oh my god?

Speaker 6 (01:08:58):
Uh, any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams?

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
Oh how did we start.

Speaker 3 (01:09:03):
You know what.

Speaker 8 (01:09:04):
I take back starting off the pod by talking about
fucking a jellyfish. I don't you know, like this har
for the course. I'm sorry, but it might feel good.

Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
I didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
Really you're the X factor, sex factor. I don't know.
We need that, we need a factor.

Speaker 7 (01:09:20):
Otherwise we're just going to talk about uh Norway children's development.

Speaker 3 (01:09:24):
Yeah, we're gonna talk about how angry I.

Speaker 6 (01:09:26):
Get hearing about seeing if my child will be physically gifted,
and Dr says.

Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
He will not be telling you.

Speaker 7 (01:09:32):
How's when he jumps off the couch. How's he land landing?
It's not looking great.

Speaker 3 (01:09:38):
He's not sticking the land How fast? How fast do
the legs move when he runs?

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
He's pretty he's getting fast. He's getting fast.

Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:09:45):
And by the way, that's just like body coordination. Yeah,
that's just ninety percent of the sports he could be
good at. He could be the guy who shoots the
gun with one Armnastics.

Speaker 3 (01:09:53):
Yeah, no, that's speed.

Speaker 8 (01:09:54):
That's did you guys have like speed training when you
were young. You can get faster, you can train to bea.

Speaker 3 (01:09:59):
No no no.

Speaker 7 (01:09:59):
But there's a difference between like not do you just
go to a playground and like, look.

Speaker 3 (01:10:04):
At kids move, dude, watch the kids. This is when
I go to a playground.

Speaker 6 (01:10:09):
Do you do you want to take back how often
you said that you watch kids move.

Speaker 3 (01:10:13):
No, I'm sticking to it.

Speaker 7 (01:10:14):
You should watch kids play on the playground and I
go that girls be a fucking gymnast for sure. Or
you watch like out loud and I go, yeah, yeah,
she's promising.

Speaker 6 (01:10:27):
No quietly, it's even it's even worse if it's quietly
to himself a gymnast.

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
Into a into a beer can in a bag.

Speaker 6 (01:10:35):
Yeah, into your gobblet, your giant Stanley of just.

Speaker 7 (01:10:41):
And So what I'm saying, Blake is that yes, everyone
can train to be better, but there are people who
are at a starting point where there's just like you're
Alan Iverson's, you're bo Jackson's where Bo Jackson's always like
I didn't lift weights, and you're like, how is that
even possible?

Speaker 3 (01:10:59):
Genetically?

Speaker 6 (01:11:00):
You're gifted gifts. I think I thought I was a
great podcast. I love talking with you guys, and I
love talking dog days.

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
This summer.

Speaker 3 (01:11:09):
We're in it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
We're in it.

Speaker 6 (01:11:10):
Let's go to Catalina, get us some buffalo milks.

Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
And just what is that before I go, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:11:17):
What is exactly It's like the drink there on Catalina yet, Do.

Speaker 3 (01:11:24):
I think it's a rum?

Speaker 8 (01:11:26):
It's delicious, it's fun toss. You're gonna love it. Creamy cocktail,
actual bison milk. Okay, I'm out.

Speaker 6 (01:11:36):
Signature cocktail Catalina Island. Despite its name, the frothy tropical
drink contains no actual dairy from a buffalo. Instead, it's
an alcoholic blend of vodka, Kalua, creme de le cocaw cremd,
banana and half and a half, topped with whipped cream
and nutmeg. It's the type that you will share your
pants if you have more than three of them.

Speaker 3 (01:11:58):
Sounds like a dirty soda.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
A dirty give me a dirty buffalo baby. Oh they're dirty,
they're dirty. Well that's another episode.

Speaker 3 (01:12:14):
Canda finish, cant of finish, Canna finish, Canna pick?

Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
Can I finish