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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what is most obviously
very crucially important.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
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Speaker 1 (00:15):
Cock cock cock cock.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Blake's out of the coma. No, no, my wheedle, let's go.
It's so good to be that.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Oh good, let's go.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Okay, dude, so so. The fourth of July, jaws hop
And in our world and our neck of the woods
in our timeline, yeah, in our timeline.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I don't know, I don't know more. What are you saying?
It just happened.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
If you guys, I don't know, if you saw on
the national news what my neck, my neck of the
Woods got in all kinds of trouble?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
What's going on down there, poor beach? What happened?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Essentially a bunch of children from elsewhere came here. It
was like a TikTok takeover apparently, oh really yeah, where
they just and I guess talk takeovers, TikTok boom talk
takeovers that happened in many other locations and kids just
(01:41):
come and just while out there was booty shaken.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
This is reminiscent of like Facebook parties from ten to
fifteen years ago.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Remember when that happened.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
It was like apparently it's called a Facebook party and
it was just like someone would put a flyer out
and twenty thousand kids.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Would show up.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
That's what happened with that kid in all Australia.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Just legend, yeah, legend r he has to be dead right,
and then they did. Uh.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
It was basically Project X. Yeah, that's what this looked like.
There was tens of thousands of people and then thousands
of kids, thousands and thousands.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
And just blasting kid cutting.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Youngsters, youngsters just shaking their butt.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Is that the Project X trailer song I just want?
Wasn't it a little bit? Go it? Upeah? It was
either that or is that not cutting? It was one
or the other, it is you were right?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah, rockets watching with that trailer every night before he
goes to sleep.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I have to I go kids. These guys are cool.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Which, by the way, that was a fun That was
a fun movie. I don't really remember what happened other
than like a blowtorch.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I never saw it. I remember the car going in
the pool, right, I never saw I lived it. Bro,
there's such a legend, dude, Yeah drunk now, dude.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
My party was so lame. It was just I mean,
it was awesome, but it was just like a bunch
of kids and we had a bounce house and like
watch fireworks like true children like toddlers.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
My child was one of those.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
And uh at a bounce house toddle party, you know, and.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Then and then we rate on what are we talking about?
It was very fun bounce houses or you didn't get
in the bounce house. Later the adults didn't do a
little sex.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
There's a little bounce house ale angle ribs. But the
takeover they destroyed our grocery store there was there was
and then I love all the the like racially coded
conversations I had the next day at the gym or
of just people.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Everyone everyone at the gym was going, well, they're not
from Newport.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I'll say that I saw I saw it on the news.
I saw it on the news. Say the same, they're.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Not from here, which means if you know what I mean,
Like this was checking.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yeah, this is if you understand what I'm saying, They're not.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
From from your port. They might be from old Port,
not the new Port. Just check their zip codes.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I was like, these kids did not come prepared for
the beach. Every kid that I saw on the news
or on any video was just wearing black jeans.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
None of them had some block. Wait what so these
were like? This was like a TikToker army?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Were they were they getting together to do one big
dance or they were just coming together to.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
H Adam telling them about the dance.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
This is a Bollywood TikTok.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Isn't that what TikTokers do? They fucking danced right.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Ah, dude, I've never seen you look so old and
be so old?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yeah, uh, you were so old?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Come on, what else is TikTok for other than sick
ass dances?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Although he's sitting like a youngster with his leg up,
that's not my leg.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
That ain't my brother, Hey, Blake, dude, it is it is?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
That is my thought.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Whoa, hey, bro, we've hey, we've seen it and it
is Wait.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
And I'm really not actually sure what the joke was.
It is your leg. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
I think the joke was that it's is dick and
we've seen it.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
It's usually what the punchline of my joking. That's usually No.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I think the takeover was just to come and just do,
not take over a town and be like because there
was literally thousands, like a flash mob.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Stop but there's no dancing.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
This dude wants to see like people on the escalator
going like, well.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
There's no dancing, there's there's looting.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Looting. There's looting.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
That's all they did. They just like destroyed at the
grocery store.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
They came obviously not from Newport to Newport to They're
not from here.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
They came to loot. I don't know if that's what
they can't. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
I wasn't part of the TikTok takeover, but okay, they came,
they saw they looted. Wow, and the amount of shaking
their asses on cars. People were disgusted by this, but
I'm like, that's kind of fun, Like that's kind.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Of that's what you let.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
But that's the problem is that like you let that happen,
and then that works all the dudes up in New
Frenzy and they're like, I'm not gonna.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Gotta go fucking rip open a bag of Lays. Oh yeah,
hot baked.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
And they got to take a watermelon and smash it.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I guess that's what it was.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
It was a lot of watermelons got tossed because they
keep those out front, and like the corral.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
They keep them out front.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Yeah, and then just like all the pepsi cans were
just strewn about, and you know, the windows.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Were smashed, not our pepsis.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Newport is very funny though it was clean before. It
was like before ten am, the windows were replaced and
the and everything was cleaned up.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Right.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
I went to the gym the next day. You could
not tell.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Right. And this is what the also did in Tulsa.
They were, God, we've been doing this for a long time.
This is how they erase history.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
If whites are good at anything, it's cleaning up.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
It's just cleaning up after a huge party.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Eracing history. It's like nothing happened here. Oh my god,
nothing happened here.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I like that. Yeah, so it's crazy.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
It was.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
It was wild.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
But then the funniest thing was the watching like these
blonde women make their like inspirational videos about how we
have to do this is not our newport, this is
our newport. And then the videos is just like them
out on their little duffy boats and the American flags
just flapping in the wind, and you're like, this is
our newport and you're like, sounds so boring.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
And where do you see these? This is on truth
social or where is this?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
It's just my insight. I think it's my algorithm because
I went down here.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
So you see the ship.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Yeah, and uh are no one died, No, no one
was even hurt. It wasn't like a big It was
just like watermelons got smashed.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
And I do think windows.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Dozens of people went to the hospital. Oh I missed, Yeah,
you're right, you're right. I don't think anybody died, but
there were dozens of people that went.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
You can go to the hospital. Those those were people.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Just fighting, and several went to like uh what they
say it was urgent or not urgent care, but like
they you know, like they like rate things. When you
get into the er, it's like this one's units.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Yes, okay, so that sucks. They did arrest over four
hundred people, which is a lot.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
That's a lot, that many handcuffs, a lot. The horses
were out.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Yeah, so you do know about this, You do know
about They watched the thing the news and.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Adam, you didn't have any sort of you didn't want
to go join just kind of see what was going on.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Joined the ruckus. No, I was there.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
It was okay cool, Yeah, I got it mixed. I
took bow, I strapped into my back. I said, let's
get in the let's hit some dance moves with these youngsters.
No no, no, no, no no no no no no, it's getting
the pit.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Dude, Cue up the kid, cutty a little bit, go ahead, up,
take it.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Two eggs. Have you guys seen Workaholics.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
And everyone's like, no, no, they came out a decade ago, dude,
I was six at all, not even a decade ago.
It literally last aired a decade ago.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
This guy looks like an old bumper. That was me. Okay,
that was me.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Okay, there's no possible way.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Yeah right, bumper had two chins.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Yeah, no way, way, bumper.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
You fat fuck you're too old and treaded, young old dog.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Yeah, I'd be nice if anyone said that. I did
take my shirt off at the at my foot there's
live party. Oh hell yeah, Now I wish I went.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Okay, Blake, Blake hit the board with something.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
My friend's wife did say, Wow, you're looking.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Jack, Okay, unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
My god. I took that too the bank. I still
am talking about it.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
This is why we host parties.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Chloe was like, oh Jesus, will you ever shut the
fuck up about that?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
And I'm like, your boots, Well, if you told me
that every once in a while, then I wouldn't I
wouldn't feel so elated.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Oh when my buddy's wife mentions it.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
And do you really feel like if every time you
came down to the kitchen for bren Viz put your
shirt off and your girl was like, damn, you look
so Jack wouldn't hurt you?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Think you would take that to the bank? Yep?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
And I cash it every morning every morning, chi Ching.
There's my jacked husband. There's my Jack Huss, there's my
Jack dust.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Here's my question because because here's what's interesting. I feel
like I say this to my wife about her. She's
in really great shape right now, and I'm like, you're
looking good. And I don't think she takes it to
the bank. I think she's like, can you move? I'm
loading the dishwasher and I'm like, but you're doing the phone.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
My wife absolutely she'll say like stop. I'll be like,
I'll be like.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
You're unbelievable, Like if you're not gonna hit the board,
I'll hit.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
The boobs are huge. Boobs are huge. Not really in
this house, unbelievable. I'm like, you look a good and
she's like, don't. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
She'll literally say no, I'm not shut up, get out
of my way.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Hey, oh yeah, stop that, but then mostly hit you
with one of these what did you make a fart noise?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
And do some weird thing with his eyes.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
No, like just kind of like, no, I'm not like
she's being coy about it.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Oh cooy akoy. Look, No, she's like this. No, I'm not. No,
I'm not perfect.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I meanway, I feel like I don't get complimented too much.
But yeah, I feel like if I did, I would
be a little This is a shout out to all
the t II females out there.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
If you've got a man in your life and you
think and he's looking a certain way, let him know.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
What Adam said. Let him know yeah what Adam said.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Him know if you look at him you fit like
you thinking No, I thought, I said, I can't.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Say words, did I Do you need another four inches?
I think if you revised statement sir? Okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
So if you're looking at your man and you are
thinking he is looking a certain way. He's been going
to the gym, he's been watching what he eats. Just
a little bit, you could just you might notice all
his shoulders got a little broader, that back's a little stronger.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
And let him know.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
That that back and he's clearing up.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
That back and he's clear enough that thigh gap is
on fleek your thigh, honey, Sorry, I was just googling
hot things from five years ago.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Another four inches? If the if your dude has a
thigh gap? Does Blake have a thigh gap? Blake? Do
you have a thigh gap? Bro? I don't you got
a thigh gap? I don't know. Let's see it. I
think probably, let's see it. How do I do this?
Let's see it. I think you gotta whip it up.
I think if this is how you die? Uh oh,
I think so. Yeah, he's got it. You find it, dude,
(12:57):
you kind of do.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Dude, that's so embarrassing that you have to be really embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
But why you want my thighs to touch? You want
my thighs to touch?
Speaker 3 (13:05):
I would say, yes, all men's thighs should touch.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
I remember when mine touched for the first time, and
it was a real shocker.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Mentation it was a shocker.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
I remember we would see as the one guy who
didn't have a thigh gap on the team at Wisconsin.
We're like, dude, your legs don't separate, and he'd be
like he was kind of like a more like stocky, uh,
muscular dude, but he was the only guy on the
team whose.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Thighs like touched and we're like, what's happening there? You
just have like one leg Uh, that's how my legs.
Look at my legs.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
My legs separate at the knees.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
At your neck. That's crazy, bro, you got it? You
go straight down.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
It feels like your whole upper body is just like
fupa into like leg fupa, Like what's going on here?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
There's no I you know what. What you're describing is
a lot of men that we're talking to.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
And if you used to look like that and now
you don't, ladies.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Ladies slightly better let him know. Let him know. Little
gas in that tank.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Fourth of July, Baby, we need an explosion.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Can we get on the like looks Maxing train here
and just fucking toot toot for a second, because look,
I'd love to We can all do better. I was
trying to do better this morning. I'm in my I'm
in my garage. I'm trying yep, I'm putting it out there.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
I went to the gym. I went to the gym
this morning, Blake, I ride the bike. Okay, how's that
thigh gap? You you get a little rash there from
the thighs or no?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Actually, my like all of my skin started to bubble
up because I think I'm sunburnt. And then the sweat
was like under the dead skin. So when I was done,
I just had all these bubbles.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
That's summertime fun right there.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
And if you're listening, ladies and your pre cancer has
some bubble, answer yeah, man, like I'm still popping some
of them.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
It's pretty cool. And does water come out?
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Yeah, it's really cool. And then that's how you rate.
That's how cave men used to hydrate. I'm getting torched over.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Here, guys. Is uh fourth of July. It was awesome,
a low key this year, low key like a.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Norse god blunch of family. Mine was really fun. I
got drunker then I thought I was going to towards.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
The end of the night getting radical. It happens.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
You gotta wrap yeah, I didn't have to. It was
mostly with families and a bunch of little kids. But
you can appreciate Blake's mentality.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
You gotta ray, Hey, it was two fifty you gotta
show up.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
But I did.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
The next day, I felt like Blake. I was like
a little embarrassed because at the very end of the night,
I was like, I kind of it was a brown
out situation where I remember some things and I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
You're talking about the riots. That's codd but it was
hell Ca, they're not from here. I don't know if
I like that, but go ahead.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
And I didn't quite, So it was a little embarrassed.
And then I was Then I thought like, what would
Blake do? And he would just own it and he
would just be like, you gotta rep it.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
You have a problem.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
So that's what I'm doing it, And that's what I'm
doing right now.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
I'm rep Did you drink twenty five beers for two
hundred and fifty years?
Speaker 3 (16:30):
That's what I'm saying. We both Chloe and I were
bad hosts. We were having so much fun and it
was a great party and everybody was having a blast
that we forgot to continue to restock the beer.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Oh oh yeah, oh gotta you gotta maintain a flow.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
And what does that mean like putting him in the
fridge or like dumping ice, or like ordering more in
the coolers.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
No, we had so much, We had so much beer.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Oh dude, Montucky Cold Snacks.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Yeah, Lotucky Cold Snacks, Kentucky Cold You know, I as
much as I love that can, it's not a super
recognizable beer. So a lot of people at my party
they don't grab it, they didn't reach for it, and
they didn't know what.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
You know, how you do you influence bud, You drink it,
and then they see Blake Anderson they go.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Oh, you know what?
Speaker 4 (17:18):
And ladies, if your man is drinking a beer a
Montucky cole snack, let him know. Yeah, but you gotta started.
You gotta hand it already, open you open it and
hand it.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
That's the key.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
I feel it, and we aren't. I don't even know
if we're getting paid by Montucky Gold Snacks. I don't
know they're sponsor for the podcast.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Are they? I think they gave us a bunch of
free beer. It's good.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
It's a tasty beer. It's a tasty beer. It's a
good it's a drinkable beer. That's a Fourth of July beer.
And the fact that we didn't resupply that's on us.
But everyone was so drunk. We were drinking tequila. It
was shot after of tequila. Yeah, as our forefathers imagined. Yes, yes, sir,
(18:04):
and that is how you don't re up the beer coolers.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Here's my thing.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
I had a great Fourth of July, but I was
coming yet.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Hey, everyone's shut up, we're getting for the two fifty.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
You'd think America would have fucking blown it out, but
I was coming hot off of a Mexico win in
the city of Santa Anna, and that party was so
lit in the city that it made the Fourth of
July feel kind of weak. I think Mexico is the
(18:39):
greatest partiers in the world. I don't think America has
the title.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
In Mexico is the greatest partiers in the world.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Can't say I disagree, Well said, yes, Mexicans party the hardest.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Yeah, I mean, I guess what and what happened after
the loss? What happened after the loss.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
That was two fifty that was such a big deal,
and I just was like, it didn't feel great.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
It didn't feel super special to me.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
There was like a Honda Toyota fong type shit and
that's it.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Well, you should have came down to Newport Beach and
got in the Pavilions parking lot and it would have
felt you would have felt that same energy.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Adam, Are you saying it would have felt Mexican? What
do we?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
I don't think coded again, Okay, they weren't quite from Newport.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
They might have been shipping in from Santa Anna. Santa
Anna was.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
So shipping in little driving or yeah, maybe maybe they
took the boat around.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Santa Anna was just absolutely on well not literal fire,
but it was crazy.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Your videos were very fun seeming. Yeah, I've never experienced
anything like that.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
You watched them win a soccer match, Yes, a big
one apparently, and uh in Santa Anna, which is in
Orange County, but it is sort of the the Mexican
hub of Orange County. It's a little bit of the barrio,
uh huh, and people there. I had a blast and
your videos looked incredible and it seemed like a party.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
I should have been shout out to tk Ye in
the back of a stranger's pickup truck.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Yeah, do you give a strangers.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
So after these games, after Mexico would win, like basically,
they completely shut the streets down and people drive their
trucks or cars down these streets where that are flooded
with people and they expect you to just rock their
trucks rock and like try to tip.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
I'm like, dude, I'm watching this truck at show.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
So the streets are shut down, but these people are
allowed to drive down them.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
They're crawling. They're like slowly crawling down the street.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
Adam is in shock because in Newport they don't let
that slot.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
They get the horses out.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
No, and it's not it's not at all police sanctioned.
It's not legally shut down at them.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Get this.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
It's just shut down by the people for the people.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
And it's stuck.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
But it you know, nobody's getting hurt, at least at
that one.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
I know, people didn't I think die in Mexico at
the celebrations, okay uh in Santa Ana.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Legends by the way, was oh legends.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Yeah, it was so fun. I mean, we've done a
lot of crazy stuff in our lives. I think that
was the craziest celebration I've ever been to.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Really Blake, did you make it to the anime Did
you make it to the anime uh riot as well?
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Or no? I'm I'm I'm unfamiliar with that one. What
is an anime riot? What is this?
Speaker 4 (21:25):
I guess there was like an anime convention at the
LA Convention Center that went off and people got like
trampled and it was crazy.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Ship. Yeah, Blake, you were there, I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I uh no comment, Blake was in his furry costume.
Just it's just me with like cool contacts on fucking
pink wig.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Hell yeah, dude, I wish I was at that. Wouldn't
need much else. That would be sweet.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
You know those anime conventions, they're so like kind of dorky, right,
like a little little dorky, but their own culture.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Their own thing.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
But imagine like how awesome it probably is to like
meet a super hot Sailor moonchick and she's dressed to
Sailor Moon and you're like, I guess do I have
sex with Sailor Moon? And you have sex with Sailor Moon?
Speaker 4 (22:16):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (22:16):
I think we literally covered this like last episode. No way,
you're still thinking about it. It's not last episode, Adams.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
You circle back to the ninth thing you talk about Grandma.
We finally got back to Saylor Moon anime cosplay.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Fuck.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Okay, if you meet your anime wife at an anime con,
do is the wedding also anime themed?
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Do you tell everybody to pull up full costume?
Speaker 2 (22:43):
You already know you have to write?
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Yeah, I feel like most do. But you don't have
to know. You could have your grandmother respect you and
just have a regular wedding.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
But yeah, no, you.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Gotta dress no grandma up like fucking death. No, grandma
looks like a ghebly studios.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Grandma with a big ass nose, and.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Like, come on, she she gotta be chainsaw man brother.
Get in here, let's see this. I want crunchy roll
in the building.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Crunchy roll Oh dude, that's what everyone in the past.
Apps are just crunchy rolls.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
No crunchy roll rocks. Yeah, it's as we as we
as we proceed. She grew up in a mono culture. Goodbye.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Watch these what used to be kind of niche things
explode where like everyone can now find each other.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
It's kind of amazing to be like, yo.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
All these people are here into anime trampling each other.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
And going on.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
One that is like pretty astounding to me is Pokemon Pokemon.
When we when we were growing up, it wasn't that
big of a thing.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
It never goes away.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
And only kind of the nerdier kids. Blake, we're into it.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Adam, you're on a roll. Huh the movie in the theater.
I saw the movie in the theater.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yeah, that's frankinitely sow Mew and Mew two hit the scene,
that's right.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
The Detective Pokemon or Detective Pikachu.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
No, that's later. That was a I also saw that
in the theater, of course, go ahead, yes, but it
wasn't It wasn't a mainstream thing, and it was very
much a subculture.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
And then now it's like everyone is into it. And
I guess it's because it blew up when they were children,
and so when your kids, you just like what you like,
no matter if it's nerdy or not nerdy, or cool
or not cool. And then now they're they're older and
they think it's cool, and then they spend hundreds of thousands,
(24:39):
if not millions, of dollars on Pokemon card.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
It just has a lot of ways of hitting the market.
Like a you could have got in from watching the
TV show. That's kind of where it started. Then it
started to be the card game, which has like has
such a value attached to it.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Now.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Then there was the member when the phone game, Like
what was the one where people were going into the
park like finding Pokemon, like they would Pokemon go.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Remember we were shooting a movie. We were shooting.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
When we first met, and I'm I'm shooting this movie
in the park in New Orleans and people are just
in the middle of our scene just with phones in
the background, like finding Pokemon go.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Man, we we like had to fully move where we
were shooting.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
The scene because just too many dorks doors were wandering doors.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
People like people start to get hip to it, and
they'd know that like people like little dorks would be
roaming the parks looking for Pokemon. So then by way
running well, then people started to like rob and jump
these dorks who were in parks at night because they
all out searching for rare Pokemon.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
So they would know where the rare Pokemon were. They
would hide there, they would wait for them to just
come in the park with their phones out.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Give it your ship, bro, no, no, my wheedle.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
I believe that happening. I believe that that happened.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
And what are the evens stealing just the phone?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
The phone, Yeah, just taking their Pokemon, taking all their
uh and no shots fired against Pokemon.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
I'm sure maybe I would have been into it, call
them all dorks.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
I love Pokemon.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Maybe I would have been into it if I had
dork your friends like Blake when I was a kid,
and then he could have gotten me into it.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
But my friends instead.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Of a bunch of baseball wrestling, beer drinking cool guys. Yeah,
I mean Pokemon arguably has more value.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Yes, hard hair.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Yes, my friends just had hard hair and.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Played baseball, So that's cool. That's cool. Yeah, it's a
different kind of dork. It's a sport dork. Was Kyle
the only one of your friends had hard hair? Blaze?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Um, yeah, yeah, he was the hard haired friend.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
He was the only one that was cool. He was
trying to walk the line. He was trying to trying
to walk the line with with the hard hair crew
and then your basement dwelling soft hairs.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Yeah, hard hair at my school was not.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
It was either you were like a punk rock whatever
you wanted to do kind of thing, or you had
like a fingerwave you were trying to keep okay, other
than that, hard hair was not prevalent.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Well, you're you're several years older and uh and different.
You weren't a suburb. You didn't go to like a
suburban high school, so I.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Or yeah, but like yes and no, like it's obviously
a suburb of Chicago, but it's a it's a little
less like.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Preppy.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
No, it's more preppy. Oh more, it's it's more preppy
than it is like.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Mall culture. E uh well what se to in me?
Speaker 1 (27:46):
That was like the same thing, Like preppy was like Abercrombie,
which was the mall, which was like that was all
tied in together also to.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Me, and there definitely was Abercrombie, but it was more
crunchy cranola like outdoors the type shit.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Like cargo shorts and Tiva.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Cargo shorts and like Patagonia and fucking like north Face
coats and like fanny packs.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Anni packs were happening unronically.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Fanny packs were it.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
Yeah, that's where like everybody had like their spray paint
cans and fanny packs and we're going tagging on the l's.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
We just we were just getting into high school at
the very end of the nineties, and really it was
the early two thousands where we stepped into the full
high school experience. Durs was wrapping it up. It was
wrapping it up at the end of the nineties. I
was going, it was saying lay trol five thousand, and
(28:43):
that is the difference between us and you can't start
at the penis.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
But I wish you wouldn't. Wow, you don't have to.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
I feel like, a yeah, when we started to go,
fanny packs would have been illegal because you could you
could hold weapons in there.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Yes, you had to really combine that had happened.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
That's all era, right, Yes, interesting, Yeah, that's we discussed
that with the marilynd Manson or the beautiful.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
The crunchiness of my school, like the cool thing for
girls was like this. You know, Eagle Creek they make
like backpacks. I know, I can't say I'm familiar exactly.
It's not even it's just kind of like a landsport.
It's like that, but just maybe a little more expensive,
better made or whatever. And the go to was like
(29:29):
an Eagle Creek like fucking passport purse. Eagle Creek like
like like what a grandma would wear on a trip
to Italy was what like the girl the cool girls
were rocking? Hell yeah, I can't even understand it, and
like a now gene bottle attached to it.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
I feel like, yeah, that has like evolved, like remember
when it was really I feel like some dudes still
have it where it's like the big chest, the big chest,
fucking fanny pack that people rock.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Yeah, but that's that's new. The merse is what they
used to call that.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
That ship had its day now does fashion?
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Do we think?
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Because if I looked at what the seniors look like
when I was a freshman compared to what we look
like when we were seniors, it was a different a
very different style. I would say, senior to senior, senior
to senior.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
When you when you were a freshman looking at the
seniors and then comparing it to when you were a senior.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Yeah, it's a different thing happening. Does it happen that
quickly nowadays? Or is it faster because of the Internet.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
I think it's faster, And I think that's a good question.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
And just like two years later, you're like, our pants
have to be so tight again, and then your parents
are like, oh dude, we just bought you all these
big ass pants.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
We can now we can't.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
We're going to spend all this money to tighten your
pants back up.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Well yeah, but hold on, hold on to the tight
ones because it might come back in a couple of months.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
You have to keep going back and forth.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Dude, I'm never going back.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
I'm I'm I'm not at the point that you see
some of these like cool kids and there their ship
is very baggy at this point. I can't go that far,
but I'd like to go right down these giant thighs
that I have that.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Do not separate. There's no gap, no gap till you
hit till you hit the knees.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
You have one leg, Yes, they need.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Room to breathe, okay, man, yeah right? I And so
what are we saying your wide leg? Are you like
boys too? Men? Linens?
Speaker 1 (31:32):
I think if Adam had his way, he would exist
in linens at all times.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
I would love that you. You are such a linen lover.
I run a little hot.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
I feel like if you want to let everyone know
you're a local in Newport, you put on some wide
leg boys to men linen linens, No undies, man, you do.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
A lot of this. When you walk out the door,
let the wind hit it.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Wife beater underneath your bottom half just looks like a sailboat.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Last that's so hot. I did this morning at the
gym run into a woman from a real Housewives of
Orange County.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
I'm unfamiliar with the cast, but are the two pretty legendary?
Speaker 2 (32:17):
She just told you. She was like, I'm in entertainment also.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Yes, And she was like, I am in Real Housewives
of Orange County.
Speaker 4 (32:23):
I'm like, oh cool, he said, I'm a real husband
of this gym and move over.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
I'm trying at okay, sixty nine D what is that
like the season that's happening right now.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
I have no clue about any housewife shit, so I
don't know either. I was just thinking of like people
on boats wearing linens and that.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
I'm like, you know that these.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
It's the real house people wear linens, real newportscan codes
they wear.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Yeah, they she let me know that.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Uh, I feel like they're not from around here.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
She didn't actually say that, but did you see but
there were other people that did say that multiple.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
I feel like I need I need to tap in
with the housewives because people who watch it like absolutely
love it and nothing.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
You don't know if you need I bet it's entertaining.
It's got to have some value. See, I know it is.
I know it is because anytime I watch reality TV,
if like Chloe's going down some kind of rabbit hole,
every once in a while, I'll.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Tap in with her.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
All right, It's always a good time because you could
just make fun of them and it's it's you're you
don't really have to watch it that intensely.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Good.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
Then, but then when you start to go like really deep,
I'm like, what are we doing? Shouldn't we watch something
that is actually that they put some time and effort
into Casa Blanca and that is just a good a
good movie.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
I tried to watch Casa Blanca. I put it on.
It was it was tough. It's it's black and white.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
These movies are slower. Yeah, I really I had trouble.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Uh because following it because of your TikTok brain.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Yeah, do you know why Housewives show? Because I had
watched Spider.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
Norma talking head to be like when we fought just then,
I was pissed.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
I had just watched Spider Noir and I listened to
this interview with Nicholas Cage and he's he's quite a
fascinating guy. But he kept talking about like he was
drawing from, like who's.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
The main guy in.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Bogart. I'm like, dude, I've never seen it. I should
at least check it out. And yeah, man, that movie
fucking sucks. Dude, it's so boring.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
I don't remember it sucking. But I know what you're saying.
I don't know if I actually ever saw it. Of course, it's.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
Just they don't. They don't film the film. Language has
changed dramatically, editing has changed dramatically. They fucking hold on shots.
You don't get as many like uptight like close shots
on things. So yeah, it's not as engaging. It doesn't
do the work for you like we've made film do.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Yeah, dude.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
The fact that his name is Humphrey, that is such
a fucking hard name.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
That's that's a name that has a big dick attached
to hide you.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
If you have if your name is Humphrey, have a
small dick. Change your name by your.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Middle name, change your goddamn god damn humphrey.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Gotta have a whale.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Yeah, the biggest dick name you get have and you
know what's I mean?
Speaker 2 (35:37):
I like, Blake is.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
So awake for this now, Oh we're talking about dicks.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Oh you would be a dude named Humphrey. He is
hogging Blake.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
Yeah, Blake's out of the coma like if you ever
get into accident.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
I know.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
Another Remember Dick, how far away Hulk Hogan's penis went
from his body?
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Blake, Terry, Terry, Terry, Blia. Humphrey is a huge as.
Speaker 4 (36:12):
Far as Dick went from his body. Blake, wake up, please.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Dude, Well Humphreys start in some bangers.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
You know how they put an all TV. They put like.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
The known for and then it's like the four things
you're most known for. It's Casablanca.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
Let me guess at treasure, treasure, treasure of this Sierra Madre.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
That is not in the top. Now, damn, that's a
good bar. Check that one. Maltie Falcons up there though.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Nope, Nope, it's Casa Blanca.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Do you want to give it another swing?
Speaker 4 (36:44):
You want to keep guessing or I don't know, I'm
striking out.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
Yeah, the African Queen.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
Sure with that. Audrey Hepser, No, Adrea Hepbern, Catherine Hepper.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
You're visit yes, I think Catherine Hepburn, right, I think
that's right. Yes, that's right, all right. And wasn't Catherine's
Hepburn's thing like, it wasn't her thing like she would
like talk like this.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
She got old and she sounded like this by the
end of our day. Then everyone could do an impression
of her like this. Yeah, yes, it's something like that.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
Then then a movie called to Have and Have Not,
and then a movie called In a Lonely Place. I feel,
you know, they're just always redoing movies that don't need
to be redone.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Sure, maybe we're.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
Digging the crates a little bit farther back. Look at
some Humphrey Bogart bangers. Sure can pluck one of them
out of obscurity.
Speaker 4 (37:36):
Well, a Star is Born, that's been done like five times,
I guess, like it's it's from the thirties, and they
did it again in.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
The fifties and the seventies.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
And the tale as Old as Time, Tale as Old
as time, Well, let's dust off custom.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
I watched The Searchers the other day, John Wayne, and
I was like, this could totally be redone as a miniseries.
Let's do it, because it takes it's a two hour movie.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Cowboy. So much happens in this Cowboy movie.
Speaker 4 (38:02):
So much happens in it, and it takes place over
like ten years or something like that. So I'm like,
stretch it out, use the new film language. I loved Western.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
What was the movie Brewsters Millions? That movie had It's
like there's four incarnations of that movie and I didn't
know that because Brewster's Millions was my.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Is that a kid? I love?
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Is that Richard Pryor Prior and John Candy? Yes, Richard
Pryor and John Candy in one movie? Yzer, Oh my goat,
I remember it?
Speaker 4 (38:34):
Not working for me? Oh God, like boring? No, no, no, no,
what's the funny part. What's the funny part?
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Well, the fact that a train runs through the outfield,
that's funny.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Oh that's hilarious, dude.
Speaker 5 (38:52):
Yeah, fu fuck off.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Oh I've never seen that up.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
Well, dude, Blake, have you ever seen it? Have you
ever seen Brewster's Millions? I bet you'd like it more
than Casablanca, your fucking cinophile nerd.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
No, you know what.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
I got to give Casablanca. I only watched like ten minutes.
It probably gets good.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
It's dude, it's slot.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
But I was having a little trouble following it.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
Yeah, you have to put your phone down. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
No.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
So there's a Brewsters millions, uh in the nineteen forties,
but that's not the one I was talking about.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
And uh, is there a train.
Speaker 3 (39:33):
There's no train.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
We need Brewsters billions now because it's just like blank check.
Now you watch it and you're like a million dollars.
Come on, I couldn't buy you all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
I couldn't give you all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
That's the problem with the economy.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
I do like that.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
That's obviously the first note is like it has to
be billions now without a doubt. Ye.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
And it's like cryptocurrency.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
It's like, oh they you know, they got billions of
dollars thross bitcoins right through through some kind of bitcoin situation,
Brewster's bitcoins and Humphrey's huge cock.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Yeah, Humphrey's huge cock, brewsters shit coins. I like that.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
Are bitcoins? Are bitcoins around? Are they completely gone at
this point?
Speaker 2 (40:13):
No?
Speaker 4 (40:14):
I think bitcoin is the one that's one or two,
that's still that's the one.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
But it did and I'm not very good at this stuff,
but I know that it just dropped like a hundred gees.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
Please just took a dive. So if you're going to
buy in now, like this is the time it dropped
one hundred gees that I never gave one.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
It dropped like something Narnar banks.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
I never gave one ship about that stuff that always
seemed so all of a.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
Sudden durs like power goes out of his house. Yeah, oh,
Internet dropped, it dropped? How much dropped you did? You
did go pretty heavy into bitcoin right? Or and do crypto?
Speaker 1 (40:55):
No?
Speaker 2 (40:55):
I funded a coin. I funded a coin.
Speaker 4 (40:58):
Oh, and the coin took off and I was gonna
be set for life, and the coin dove?
Speaker 2 (41:04):
What are you gonna do? As coins do?
Speaker 3 (41:07):
And is there a possibility that that coin resurrects? Or
once a coin dives, like that is gone?
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Is it gone? Or does it stick around?
Speaker 4 (41:15):
I think when like I when it started, it rocketed
from like twenty I think twenty cents and two dollars
is when I like put in my cash behind it,
and then it got up to like eighty seven dollars.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
Holy shito, that's really good.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
Yeah, and then it didn't Oh my god, So how
come you didn't dip? Right then? Well, because I contractually
you can't. You gotta wait till it vested. Yeah, yeah,
that seems like a con What are you gonna do?
You have to wait?
Speaker 3 (41:43):
I remember talking with you about it, and you were
like six months away from being able to take your
money out if possible.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
Funny how that works? Interesting? Somebody help me. I think
it's still out there now. It's worth like ten cents
d so you lost some money on that. That's fun.
What we're gonna do?
Speaker 3 (42:01):
So what I mean, are you willing to talk about
financials here or what? What would you have made at
the highest.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
Like fifty million? So right, that would have been insane?
Speaker 4 (42:18):
Maybe maybe it's it was either it was maybe forty.
It was definitely four, It was definitely forty. It might
have been around fifty. I can't remember because it was
so bananas where I was like.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
That's when you were acting all different around us. Yeah,
that's when he was.
Speaker 4 (42:31):
Yeah, yes, that's when I started wearing ruby slippers.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
And yeah, that's when we were like, hey, we should
get this project going.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
You're like, maybe I don't, I'm off the project. Yeah, yeah,
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (42:46):
Maybe that's when Dr started bringing around his own glass
straw everywhere.
Speaker 3 (42:51):
Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
A little busy lounge.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
Damn, that would have been cool if you just started
spending money you didn't have.
Speaker 3 (42:58):
I remember you talking about and we might have talked
about this on the pod, but I remember you talking
about building a basement.
Speaker 4 (43:07):
Dude, literally last night, I'm on YouTube and I'm still
I still just want.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
To do it.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
It's weird. It's weird that you're so obsessed with basements.
And the dude with the eyebrows who had the family
is the basement guy.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
Yeah, it's such a Norwegian thing. We look the picture
compared to this.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
Very scary guy that had the basement that with like
seventeen locked doors.
Speaker 4 (43:29):
But dude, this is a whole Midwest thing right now
is they're building basements that have like twenty five foot
ceilings with like half basketball courts underneath because for the winters. Now,
I don't need that. Because I live in California. You
can do anything every day.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
But having a whole nother level to your house.
Speaker 4 (43:49):
It's what you would make in a real estate climate
like California, to just add a basement.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
It's like you doubled your fucking worth of your house.
But in California.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
If we have a big earthquake, want to just cave
in and completely everybody just dies.
Speaker 4 (44:04):
I don't understand this theory based on the skyscrapers downtown, Like,
what are we talking about earthquakes?
Speaker 3 (44:11):
Well, then you would have to get it to earthquake
proof of some kind. Okay, that would that has to
be crazy expensive. How do you earthquake proof underground stuff?
I know how they do buildings.
Speaker 4 (44:23):
So let's let's say I spend five hundred thousand dollars
making a basement.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
Okay, it would be more than that. Let's say I
spend a million.
Speaker 4 (44:32):
Okay, then I've just added a but I've added a
whole nother x amount of square feet to the house.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
I get it, But it's a death trap. I get
a dye.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Yeah, but dude, not if it's earthquake proof. How do
you earthquake proof of basement?
Speaker 2 (44:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
There's gonna be shuffle board, there's gonna be pink pong.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
I will die for that big one hits. I'm just saying,
and I'm playing shuffle board, I'm dying. I'm with you.
Speaker 4 (44:57):
If anything you make it a like a bomb, thing
is a bunker yeah, the whole thing's a bunker.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
Right, There's got to be a reason. There's got to
be a reason. Eighteen doors. I was talking about that because.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
I was like, I might, in ten years or whatever,
knock down my house is here and build like a nice, proper,
nice big house you can instead of like not these
two shit boxes I live in. And I was like, dude,
what about a basement. It's like, we can do a basement.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
We can. Actually, you build you a pretty sick basement now.
Speaker 3 (45:33):
And I'm like, oh cool, and they're like it will
cost at least a million dollars and I'm like, yer,
So I don't know how much I love a base.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
I don't see the allure of an underground room. That
kind of already gives me the hebgb's Yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
Didn't you grow up with a basement?
Speaker 3 (45:51):
No, No, he's a California kid.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
I grew up with basement dudes, but they were upstairs, dude.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Wait a second, you thought the basement dudes were actually
in a basement.
Speaker 4 (46:01):
Wait a second, Well, I thought you called the basement dudes.
So wait there, none of your friends have basements?
Speaker 2 (46:09):
No, I thought, wait, hang on Blake.
Speaker 3 (46:11):
I thought it was like a because I had a
friend that sort of lived.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
On a hill.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
Basement is a metaphor, and so he it was a
split level where you walk in and there's a basement,
but then there's a back door to the basement, so
it's not a real basement, right, That's what I thought. No,
this was upstairs in a two story house. That was
our basement. It was just like a.
Speaker 4 (46:33):
Where do you go when you guys were doing your
drunk but fucking during prom?
Speaker 2 (46:38):
Where are you doing this?
Speaker 1 (46:41):
You have the one homie whose mom doesn't care you
do it wherever the hell you was?
Speaker 4 (46:45):
So is she like upstairs in her bed watching TV
and you guys are in the living room getting it on.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Because the cops didn't come exactly.
Speaker 4 (46:54):
But okay, but basements are unreal, dude, Midwest, I'm standing
up for Midwestern.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Basements are a whole other level.
Speaker 3 (47:02):
Literally, they gotta stink like ship.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
I don't like it.
Speaker 3 (47:06):
Why under underground stuff always has a must to it.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
I don't disagree, but you got to embrace that.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
Amongst the worms you're amongst, Like, that's gross. I want
to be above where there's fresh air.
Speaker 4 (47:19):
So wait, you're gonna go on You're gonna go on
record saying you don't like worms.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
I don't like the No, I don't. I'm not a
big worm.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (47:27):
Okay, I guess fishing with us.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
Okay, I guess we're not fish.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Actually, I would really love to go fishing. I think
we should go fishing.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Let's compare yourself.
Speaker 3 (47:39):
I mean, we talked about this off pod, but I'm saying,
the three of us, let's take a company Z. We
have a company together, and I think sometimes we forget that.
And how often do we take.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
A company retreat.
Speaker 3 (47:54):
We don't take enough company retrees.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
We should have a once a year. We should get
t shirts made.
Speaker 4 (47:59):
And while we're gone, each of our homes basements are
being built. When we get back, the basements done, that's.
Speaker 3 (48:05):
Fine, that'd be great. And for that reason, I'm out.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
And for that.
Speaker 3 (48:09):
Reason I'm in. Uh. But no, we have to go.
We have to go to Katana. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
I would love to.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
I would love I think the fishing is really good
at this time. I think it's great. It's prime time
to fish.
Speaker 3 (48:22):
Great, we can go marlin fishing.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
Blake, I need more information. It's an al Nino season.
Speaker 3 (48:27):
I think, uh, water, warm water.
Speaker 2 (48:29):
Yeah, tuna.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
The tuna are out blue and women blue blue, yellow tail.
Speaker 3 (48:36):
Let's go.
Speaker 4 (48:44):
Did you learn tuna we're huge at a young age
or did you learn this in the last like three years?
Speaker 3 (48:52):
Yeah, like the from the reality shows.
Speaker 2 (48:54):
They're like the size of a car. Well, not all
of them.
Speaker 3 (48:56):
It's insane how big they get.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
Some of them are a huge.
Speaker 4 (49:00):
It's crazy some of them getting But did you when
did you know that? When did you learn that they
got huge?
Speaker 5 (49:04):
Maybe ten years ago? Okay, okay, ten years you go
at him, he said. I would say, maybe you go
maybe ten years.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
I don't really know.
Speaker 4 (49:17):
So maybe you guys are together, okay, okay, right.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
I don't know when I found out tuna was huge.
Speaker 3 (49:23):
I I didn't know a lot about ocean fishing until
probably I spent a lot of time in Charleston and
I would go fishing a lot time. You want to
you want to know what blew my mind?
Speaker 2 (49:35):
Okay? And Blake, you visited him, so maybe that was
the same time I did. Do you want to know
what blew my mind?
Speaker 1 (49:39):
You know the anglerfish, those super scary big teeth with
the little lantern on their head.
Speaker 2 (49:45):
Of course, I've known about them for twenty twenty years.
Those motherfuckers are like Those motherfuckers are.
Speaker 1 (49:50):
Like as big as just they fit in the palm
of your hand. They're super small that I didn't know.
They are not big at all. They're extremely small.
Speaker 3 (49:58):
Okay, So tuna size is very dramatically by species.
Speaker 4 (50:02):
Oh wait, I got one more mind blober hit us
with it? What it's not about fish? But we can
circle back to fish. This just hit me during World Cup.
Ecuador is named Ecuador because it's on the equator.
Speaker 1 (50:17):
The equator. Yea, what the are you serious? Come on, dude,
you knew dad, dad? Yeah, Come Lumbia.
Speaker 2 (50:25):
Back to fish, back back to tuna. How big is
that tuna? Adam?
Speaker 1 (50:29):
You want to know why it's called Come Columbia.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
Go for it. Is that your knee? Is that your knee?
Speaker 1 (50:34):
Back up? Yeah, let's just say President Humphrey is a
good guy.
Speaker 2 (50:41):
Okay, Okay.
Speaker 3 (50:42):
So tuna size varies dramatically by species, ranging from tiny
bullet tuna to just four pounds just four pounds to
massive Atlantic blue fed. On average, these powerful terrpedo shaped
fish weigh anywhere from forty to over five hundred pounds
and measure three to ten feet in length.
Speaker 4 (51:02):
Dude, crazy, Wait, bullet tuna. Let's open up a sushi
place bullets and call it bullet tuna.
Speaker 2 (51:09):
Bullet tuna. That's great. I just have that.
Speaker 3 (51:12):
I would love to go marlin fishing, and that is
a thing we can do down here. Really, I thought
that was Mexico.
Speaker 2 (51:21):
I don't know. I feel like that's what the football
players always do.
Speaker 4 (51:23):
And then I'm drowning and fucking on the back of
a capsized boat.
Speaker 2 (51:29):
But yeah, let's do it. Come on, it's a company retreat.
It's a company retreat. What football player are you talking about?
Who died? I feel like it happened.
Speaker 4 (51:34):
I feel like that ten around ten years ago, when
I found out about how big tuna was, I saw
real sports where it was like they went out, they
got the anchor stuck, they tried to gun it, the
boat flipped, somebody fucking drifted away.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
But they were doing cocaine too, right, They weren't really
marlin fishing.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (51:52):
The thing is, The thing is is, uh, we're not
going to take my boat and go marlin fishing.
Speaker 1 (51:58):
They weren't really marlin We were and blow and and hookers.
Speaker 3 (52:02):
Yes, that was not that was code word. There's someone
we're going to we're going to take. We're going to
hire a guy on his boat to take us out
using his equipment because none of us know how to.
Speaker 2 (52:16):
Do this ship. I can figure it out. I got
an idea.
Speaker 3 (52:19):
I want to get strapped in one of those chairs, yes,
jaws and one of those fishing chairs that you're just.
Speaker 1 (52:26):
You just have must at him that sometimes that ship
takes like two hours to reel the fish in.
Speaker 2 (52:32):
I know, that's crazy. He's got a salminar.
Speaker 3 (52:34):
That's absolutely insane. That to me, that seems not very fun.
Speaker 2 (52:37):
Blake, you're talking to a guy whose legs separate at
the knees. I think he'll be I think I'll be fun.
Speaker 3 (52:42):
I do not want to reel in a damn fish
for two I know. And that's the difference between us
fucking disaster.
Speaker 2 (52:50):
My guy start at the penus. You can start at
the beanus and you can always start there. And Blake
would love nothing more. Why why how boring? Is would
you want to reel something in for you want to
let it go out?
Speaker 3 (53:04):
Like you like you can drink you can watch me
and drink beer.
Speaker 1 (53:08):
So it will be fine. And that's such a boring watch.
I'm watching you reel a fishing for two hours until
it jumps in this fucking monster.
Speaker 2 (53:17):
Like look at that farm by the way, I'm.
Speaker 1 (53:19):
Speaking a monster, d good ship, and it comes out
of the watership okay, top of the.
Speaker 3 (53:26):
Water, dude, with that fucking it's.
Speaker 2 (53:28):
Like scot.
Speaker 3 (53:32):
And then it breaks off the line on hour and
a half.
Speaker 4 (53:36):
Not the piano wire. We're fucking with, dude. We're just
we're doing jobs.
Speaker 2 (53:39):
Are you not?
Speaker 1 (53:40):
Do you not like fishing? I love fishing. I think
fishing is awesome. Well apparently not, you, bitch. I think
the idea of a two hour fight for all fish.
Speaker 2 (53:49):
But then if you catch it it's twenty thousand dollars, yes, one,
it might be.
Speaker 3 (53:56):
It's ten feet long, it's not that big. It has
a fucking sword attached to its schnas.
Speaker 2 (54:02):
It's sick. Look.
Speaker 1 (54:04):
I love the I love the animal, I love the species.
I just think watching my buddy crank down for two
hours is a little much.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
Well maybe if you're busy catching your own fish, bitch, you.
Speaker 1 (54:15):
Know what, yeah, yeah, maybe you breaking waves every you
don want to be the center of attention.
Speaker 2 (54:20):
I'm over here reeling in. I do love the idea
of it.
Speaker 4 (54:23):
I hadams reeling it in and places just like well,
I would be fucking catching somebody's splashing and fucking pouting.
Speaker 2 (54:30):
It's too noisy over there. I hope you get it.
You're scaring. I hope you get it. But you're ruining
everyone else's experience. You're scaring the fish. That makes me
lose so much respect. Am I off the boat?
Speaker 3 (54:42):
You might be off the boat? No man, look, because
to me, that is so fun with your I would
be so happy to sit there for two hours and
watch you catch a marlin.
Speaker 2 (54:51):
I would be cheering the whole way. I'd be.
Speaker 1 (54:54):
I would drink six to eight beers while you did it,
and I'd be pretty drunk by the end.
Speaker 3 (55:00):
I would be pouring beer into your mouth to give
you strength.
Speaker 1 (55:03):
Yeah. See, Okay, See that was where I was really
getting at. It's like, if I'm cranking for two hours,
how am I drinking?
Speaker 3 (55:09):
I would feed? I would be feeding you sandwiches. I'd
be feeding you sandwiches to give you the strength. Okay, Okay,
you're selling.
Speaker 4 (55:17):
Me on it, and I know I know you might
get bored but I'd be right there going blake real
the sucker and wait to see the dick on this thing,
and you'd be like, yeah, yeah, we gotta see the
dick on.
Speaker 2 (55:29):
I got it, dude.
Speaker 1 (55:30):
The way this thing's fighting, my god, it's going to
have a trunk.
Speaker 3 (55:34):
This boy's name Humphrey.
Speaker 2 (55:36):
This thing's gonna have a trunk. God damn, here for
both both.
Speaker 1 (55:42):
Damn see it. Okay, wait a minute, we might have
had some Come on, man, it's fine, dude. We had
to have some points. This episode. Couldn't have a shutout
cup game. God damn.
Speaker 2 (56:00):
Uh So.
Speaker 3 (56:01):
Yeah, I'm very we gotta do something. I'm telling you,
it's been it's been too nice. It's been too beautiful.
Speaker 2 (56:06):
I would love to get on the water. Yeah, we
gotta get out here.
Speaker 4 (56:08):
I'm bummed because I could have, but I just didn't
get to drink on the fourth of July.
Speaker 2 (56:15):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (56:16):
I'm on antibiotics and I actually want them to work,
because I went to the dentists like a couple of
weeks ago and.
Speaker 2 (56:23):
They did an X ray.
Speaker 1 (56:25):
Oh yeah, tell this finally, because you brush your teeth
once a week, the fuck yeah.
Speaker 4 (56:29):
And they did an x ray and they were like,
were you hit in the face recently?
Speaker 2 (56:34):
And I was like, no, were you not hit.
Speaker 3 (56:37):
In the face with the two for ten years?
Speaker 6 (56:41):
You need to hit your teeth up, and they go,
you have a huge like infection, as if there's like
a broken tooth like behind your your nose.
Speaker 4 (56:52):
And I'm like, well, I've for sure been headbutted by
my kids like at least four or five times the
last twelve months. And they were like, okay, you have
a broken tooth like in your roots. Then oh my,
So then I had to go and get this fucking
dental surgery where they just they go above your teeth,
(57:14):
they slice it open, they get to the roots. They
had to like file the root away because it was
like a fracture. It wasn't like a loose piece. They
had to like drill that away and then like stitch
it up. And then I'm now I'm on antibiotics sticket
rid of the infection, and I'm like, I just want
this to go away.
Speaker 2 (57:30):
It's science. But it wasn't hurting.
Speaker 4 (57:32):
It was just like a weird and I could feel
in the roof of my mouth, but it was never
like a pain. It was just like a oh that's
like a weird sensation.
Speaker 1 (57:40):
That's really weird that you didn't clock that that was
going on.
Speaker 4 (57:43):
Dude, I remember, I remember Emma was there too, Like,
I got hit by my kid in the face so
hard on the couch that I just covered my face
so that I didn't cry in front of them, in
front of them.
Speaker 2 (57:55):
Yeah, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 4 (57:56):
You know when you get like hit and you turn
it on and you're like, this is we're going this
is it? Yeah, now it's on. I got hit in
the face so hard that I was like by by
what age?
Speaker 2 (58:08):
A eight year old?
Speaker 1 (58:09):
By an eight year old? Then you almost went into
fight mode. That's our that's a true that's a true
sized head too.
Speaker 4 (58:15):
I almost took side control on my eight year old
and put him in a camorra.
Speaker 3 (58:20):
Great counterpart happens that happens with my two and a
with my two and a half year old, and the
power just isn't there quite yet.
Speaker 4 (58:27):
Yeah yeah, right, this was a head butt. I think
I think it was a headbutt.
Speaker 3 (58:31):
But I told Chloe this story. I told the story
about you to her because she just got hit by
bow and cracked her too, No, like like chipped chipped it.
Speaker 2 (58:43):
Oh, that's fucked. It's dangerous.
Speaker 3 (58:44):
Oh remember when Chloe chipped both of her front teeth
with you. Yeah, when we were going into uh not
Sperry Farm, not Sperry Farm.
Speaker 2 (58:55):
Yeah, on what like opening beer cans or beer bottles. No,
it was a pole.
Speaker 3 (59:00):
It was a metal pool that like for the gates
they clothes and it was like Blake, his ex, me
and Chloe and it was the first time that they
were talking meeting her, so yes, and so she was
like a little nervous to like meet Blake and his girl.
And she was back talking with.
Speaker 2 (59:18):
Like you're picking your arms on international streaming. Yeah. Sorry, sorry, okay,
I'm just letting you know. Sorry.
Speaker 3 (59:23):
She was in the back with Blake's X and me
and Blake were up front, and we passed this metal
pole and I just touched it instead of saying, hey,
here's a metal pool, I just like give it a
trap trap.
Speaker 1 (59:36):
Instead of saying words. But I just was I was
just kind of like, here's the pole. And I hit
it twice and she walked.
Speaker 2 (59:44):
She laughed.
Speaker 3 (59:45):
You know, Chloe has this like large laugh, this like
almost cackle.
Speaker 2 (59:52):
She like is a big laugher.
Speaker 3 (59:54):
So she laughs and clocks her head back and hits
directly the two front.
Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Teeth is right before we're walking through the front gates
and she goes.
Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
Teeth poof, poof, pal surprise, and they're gone gone, just
like like.
Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
Poof, I surprised. What's with your teeth? What's with your teeth?
Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
They're like fully sideways chipped off, and we're like, well,
we just got all the way to Not Scary Farm,
which is a bit of a drive, and we were like,
we saw that that one guy fingering that other guy's
asshole on the drive.
Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
Then huh, yes, legendary.
Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
So it was a legendary's not ready to Blake.
Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
That was not scary to us. It was Blake walked
by and shouted yes, points, yes scary.
Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Well here's what I'll say, and this is why Chloe's
a g She still went to the park and.
Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
Yes, she she goes, let's go in and ride Rise.
Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
Just every every picture of her smile she had like
a sick whistle.
Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
No every because Chloe gets recognized by little girls that
watched her on the Disney Channel and so they're like,
can me take a photo?
Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
And she's like sure, so then no.
Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
So then she kept smiling, but she like was doing
this thing that sort of made the photos look sexy,
which I found hilarious.
Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
She was going like, oh yeah, yeah, sure.
Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
Like putting her tongue up on top of her teeth
to a block in the view.
Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
But then it just looks kind of sexual. I wish
that caught on with like very young girls. After that,
we're like eight year old girls were like, need look.
We traced it back to Chloe.
Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
I love that, and then oh yeah, touch your teeth
out there if you set your teeth.
Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
But U but those two men going into we were
driving into it. You have talked about this.
Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
I know it. I haven't. That's okay, is tenth thing
he'start going back? Let him have it?
Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Well, it just it gives people were like, wait, they
saw a guy finger another guy's asshole.
Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
How did this go about it?
Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
I know Netflix Netflix has not been said on Netflix.
Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
We were driving into the parking structure. I mean, I
know Blake sees it every weekend, but I had something
new scared.
Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
I so something new for me to see.
Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
I've never seen way more mind blowing stuff than that.
I seem way scarier mind blowing. I see I was
at that time.
Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
I drove a jeep Grand Cherokee who were sitting up
a little higher. We look over at the car next
to us and it was the the passenger side driver
was just perched up or the passenger and the guy
in the passengers was just perched up as in the air.
Speaker 4 (01:02:39):
Like at the window, like ass like facing the windows,
like pressed against the window.
Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
And then the driver.
Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
Was just like got got got got got got got.
Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
Got cop over back no four wards, So he's like
the passenger is pressed against the window the windshiel.
Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
Yeah, oh, his face is on the window and his
ass to the drive.
Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
Face is like up and asses to the driver and
the drivers like uh it was aggressive. And then can
you draw that we were in like the VIP line
to like get our tickets and they were also in
the VIP line. And then I'm just like, man, all
I could think about is like this guy's asshole and
like how sore?
Speaker 4 (01:03:20):
Probably I wish you guys met And he put out
the hands like blue streak style.
Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
Yeah, it's like, hey, nice to meet you. How are
you glad to meet you? I'm a hugger. Hey, I'm
I'm the head of Paramount. How are you? God? That'd
be great.
Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
How are you put her there?
Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
You shake my hand and you've got yourself a two
picture deal.
Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
I'd shake it. Oh, I'd shake it. Oh, what's up
with your girlfriend's teeth? Let's take a picture to commemorate it.
Speaker 4 (01:03:54):
Okay, if you could just not look like uh sexual
please hey?
Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
Yeah, So yeah, that was a pretty eventful night.
Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
And so I just brought up your two thing to
cloak because she also has some cracked teeth right now.
Speaker 4 (01:04:10):
Dude, you got to watch out for these domes. They
throw them around.
Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
My middle kids.
Speaker 4 (01:04:14):
He's one of those, just like he just is loose
and he throws himself around like a rag doll. I
don't know what it is, but it. We got to
keep away from drugs, for sure.
Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
There's a I do kind of have to revoke your
man card because on America it's two hundred and fiftieth birthday.
Even though you're aun antibiotics, you still gotta drink some beers,
you know.
Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
I will say I was drinking nas. I was drinking nas, okay, okay,
and I'm mister, I'm.
Speaker 4 (01:04:42):
Mister not really too keen on na's, but I just
was like, I just want these fucking antibiotics to work,
and guess what, it's the last day to day tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
I'm not going anywhere. I'm gonta say I'm drink all day. Yeah,
I'm gonna.
Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
Because I know that you love the Fourth of July
so that you must really want to get better.
Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
Just watch a bunch of soccer.
Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
Yeah, like Fourth of July is whatever, But when Mexico wins,
God damn, Now that's a party.
Speaker 3 (01:05:11):
That's Fourth of July is an all time. Isaac left
the party at like four pm.
Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
Sure, what the hell? Revoke his man card.
Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
He told me that we had taken five shots by
four pm, which seems real, well really, which seems real.
Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
God damn, yeah, getting rid of you were taking shots
at the kids party.
Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
At the kids party, that's sick, dude. Hey, I salute
you brother.
Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
Well there you know, they're like those little mini shots
and then you don't fill, so they don't care.
Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
They're little ditties. They don't count, do you guys? Remember?
Speaker 4 (01:05:46):
I mean obviously, when you're on like a college campus
and you're doing shots, they're as small as possible because
the college just wants to make it much money. But
I just remember moving even in Chicago, shots were like
shot classes. Then moving to LA, shots were served in
like a like a cocktail glass, like what you would
drink an old fashion out of.
Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
We do it Grande and they're massive. Oh yeah, we
do it grande. Baby. Yeah that's that was too much?
Is the way? It's crazy?
Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
Well, it's because they want to charge you like twenty
eight dollars a shot.
Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
Yeah, but I feel like I'm getting your I feel
like you're gett your money's worth, you know. I just
remember being like yo, I moved to LA. I was
a full blown alcoholic from Wisconsin. But this was the
one thing that threw me off was that like shots
were not shots, shots were the.
Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
Size of rods. I'm just damn, I was just speaking
in Wisconsin language.
Speaker 4 (01:06:41):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
Are there any tape backs, any apologies, any epic slams here?
Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
Oh? Anything? You want to take back Blake?
Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
No, I actually have a take back after you like
sat me through the scenario and you told me how
much you would support me while I was reeling in
my swordfish or my marlin. Yes, I would like to
take back me say, and I would not enjoy watching
you catch a stortfish because that would be pretty cool.
Two hour battle as you're gonna have ebbs and flows.
Speaker 3 (01:07:08):
It's gonna be like watching it. I'm in, I'm in.
Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
There were so many others taken. Back. No, that's what
I'm taking.
Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
No, no, no, because back it took the wind out
of my sails a little bit.
Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
Yeah, that was stupid. That was all a bit thing.
Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
Because I would love to watch you catch a marlin.
I would tell that stories if I caught a marlin,
and in fact, I might replace your name with my
I was gonna.
Speaker 4 (01:07:29):
Say over time, it might end up being history, might
end up being my Martin.
Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
Yeah, if you actually get the marlin on the boat,
that's fucking I would.
Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
Tell even if you don't.
Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
Dude, Me and and uh, our our good friend Walsh
uh and my buddy Jason Hillman. We went fishing and
we we it must have been like a giant shark,
and we had hooked onto it and we fought it
for like forty five minutes, the three of us, and
we're passing the rod back and forth.
Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
And you've done that, remember prom It.
Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
Pulled us over two miles and the driver's like, this
is fucking crazy. This thing's huge. It has to be
at least three four hundred pounds and we're.
Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
Like, oh my god. And then it snapped.
Speaker 3 (01:08:12):
Yeah, you know, as as we can sort of see
like the outline of something huge, and it's still to
this day. I remember, I remember it and and it's
one of those what's weird.
Speaker 4 (01:08:25):
I was on board and now after you just described it. Now,
I'm like, I'm good forty five minutes and snap, you're past.
Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
Yeah, dude, that's part of the game. Dude, sucking fun. Dude. Oh,
now's fully on board. I'm in. Are there snacks? There's
snacks and there's.
Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
Yeah, there's big zips America flavor.
Speaker 4 (01:08:53):
I want to I want to go Marlon fishing. If
we can use seahorse as the bait, I didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
Can you do that? I seen that, I know squid.
I don't know squid.
Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
Uh, We're probably a mackerel. There's maybe a bacho, cheeseburg, sardine.
Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
Any other tapex apologies in the epic Slams their Dursey.
I apologized, I took back. I apologize.
Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
I don't know, man, it takes a big manda. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (01:09:20):
I just I do want to apologize to our forefathers
for not getting absolute blotto on the fourth of July.
Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
Oh yes, that was gonna be my recommendation for you.
Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
Yeah, well, hey you well, actually this is a couple
of weeks off, but you may be able to make
up for it. If Norway goes all the way, you
could party for your stroll.
Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
Chances.
Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
Uh, they're in it. They're in it to win it.
It's too bad. It's a damn shame about the US. Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
They kind of just a ship in a weird way.
I don't know what happened.
Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
We we I was with my kid in the pool
at this thing called Aquatots, which is sure, you know,
children swim class, and it's just there was TVs in
the like lobby sort of area outside, but you could
see them through the glass. So it's just a group
of dads just dunking their children underneath the water, scaring through.
Speaker 4 (01:10:20):
The And if you're the writer from SNL who stole
our ideas, that's a good sketch.
Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
That's a good one. Have a bunch of dads.
Speaker 4 (01:10:38):
Watching World Cup while they're at and just have dogs
and like rounding the kids.
Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
It'll be a big funny thing. Huh. Yeah, that's that's
for taking through that.
Speaker 4 (01:10:48):
I'm so sorry, and then like you circle back, all
that won't happen again anyway, what were you saying about
he's in KinderCare?
Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
And then the.
Speaker 3 (01:10:54):
Most weeks, I forgot what I said the entire episode.
So I I don't have anything to take back or
apologize for, but I will say that we do need
to get together. Let's do it and take a company
retreat and get all sunburned together in some form.
Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
I'm gonna for the next three weeks. Okay, three weeks,
three weeks. Hey, that water is out there. Let's let's
get on the water.
Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
Let's talk about I'm going on a road trip. Let's
talk about throw some bait in the water.
Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
What was this, guys? What was this? What was this?
This was another.
Speaker 3 (01:11:41):
Hey hit us with that kid Cutty song.
Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
Yes, what that cut? You're real quick? We're gonna have
real quick. What's it called? Just right? Kid?
Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
Cutting from that one movie?
Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
Project X. Project X is the name of the movie.
Speaker 1 (01:11:59):
It is with it the happiness of course, We're playing
it out, play it out, play it out.
Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
Will Smith? Oh Ship is another episode the bottom My
Life TikTok Dance. We can't have the audio that was hot, dude.
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
Blake's out of the coma. No, no, my wheedle, let's go.
It's so good to be that.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Oh good, let's go.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Okay, dude, so so. The fourth of July, jaws hop
And in our world and our neck of the woods
in our timeline, yeah, in our timeline.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I don't know, I don't know more. What are you saying?
It just happened.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
If you guys, I don't know, if you saw on
the national news what my neck, my neck of the
Woods got in all kinds of trouble?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
What's going on down there, poor beach? What happened?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Essentially a bunch of children from elsewhere came here. It
was like a TikTok takeover apparently, oh really yeah, where
they just and I guess talk takeovers, TikTok boom talk
takeovers that happened in many other locations and kids just
(01:41):
come and just while out there was booty shaken.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
This is reminiscent of like Facebook parties from ten to
fifteen years ago.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Remember when that happened.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
It was like apparently it's called a Facebook party and
it was just like someone would put a flyer out
and twenty thousand kids.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Would show up.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
That's what happened with that kid in all Australia.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Just legend, yeah, legend r he has to be dead right,
and then they did. Uh.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
It was basically Project X. Yeah, that's what this looked like.
There was tens of thousands of people and then thousands
of kids, thousands and thousands.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
And just blasting kid cutting.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Youngsters, youngsters just shaking their butt.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Is that the Project X trailer song I just want?
Wasn't it a little bit? Go it? Upeah? It was
either that or is that not cutting? It was one
or the other, it is you were right?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah, rockets watching with that trailer every night before he
goes to sleep.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I have to I go kids. These guys are cool.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Which, by the way, that was a fun That was
a fun movie. I don't really remember what happened other
than like a blowtorch.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I never saw it. I remember the car going in
the pool, right, I never saw I lived it. Bro,
there's such a legend, dude, Yeah drunk now, dude.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
My party was so lame. It was just I mean,
it was awesome, but it was just like a bunch
of kids and we had a bounce house and like
watch fireworks like true children like toddlers.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
My child was one of those.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
And uh at a bounce house toddle party, you know, and.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Then and then we rate on what are we talking about?
It was very fun bounce houses or you didn't get
in the bounce house. Later the adults didn't do a
little sex.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
There's a little bounce house ale angle ribs. But the
takeover they destroyed our grocery store there was there was
and then I love all the the like racially coded
conversations I had the next day at the gym or
of just people.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Everyone everyone at the gym was going, well, they're not
from Newport.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I'll say that I saw I saw it on the news.
I saw it on the news. Say the same, they're.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Not from here, which means if you know what I mean,
Like this was checking.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yeah, this is if you understand what I'm saying, They're not.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
From from your port. They might be from old Port,
not the new Port. Just check their zip codes.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I was like, these kids did not come prepared for
the beach. Every kid that I saw on the news
or on any video was just wearing black jeans.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
None of them had some block. Wait what so these
were like? This was like a TikToker army?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Were they were they getting together to do one big
dance or they were just coming together to.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
H Adam telling them about the dance.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
This is a Bollywood TikTok.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Isn't that what TikTokers do? They fucking danced right.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Ah, dude, I've never seen you look so old and
be so old?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yeah, uh, you were so old?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Come on, what else is TikTok for other than sick
ass dances?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Although he's sitting like a youngster with his leg up,
that's not my leg.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
That ain't my brother, Hey, Blake, dude, it is it is?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
That is my thought.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Whoa, hey, bro, we've hey, we've seen it and it
is Wait.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
And I'm really not actually sure what the joke was.
It is your leg. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
I think the joke was that it's is dick and
we've seen it.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
It's usually what the punchline of my joking. That's usually No.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I think the takeover was just to come and just do,
not take over a town and be like because there
was literally thousands, like a flash mob.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Stop but there's no dancing.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
This dude wants to see like people on the escalator
going like, well.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
There's no dancing, there's there's looting.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Looting. There's looting.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
That's all they did. They just like destroyed at the
grocery store.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
They came obviously not from Newport to Newport to They're
not from here.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
They came to loot. I don't know if that's what
they can't. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
I wasn't part of the TikTok takeover, but okay, they came,
they saw they looted. Wow, and the amount of shaking
their asses on cars. People were disgusted by this, but
I'm like, that's kind of fun, Like that's kind.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Of that's what you let.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
But that's the problem is that like you let that happen,
and then that works all the dudes up in New
Frenzy and they're like, I'm not gonna.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Gotta go fucking rip open a bag of Lays. Oh yeah,
hot baked.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
And they got to take a watermelon and smash it.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I guess that's what it was.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
It was a lot of watermelons got tossed because they
keep those out front, and like the corral.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
They keep them out front.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Yeah, and then just like all the pepsi cans were
just strewn about, and you know, the windows.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Were smashed, not our pepsis.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Newport is very funny though it was clean before. It
was like before ten am, the windows were replaced and
the and everything was cleaned up.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Right.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
I went to the gym the next day. You could
not tell.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Right. And this is what the also did in Tulsa.
They were, God, we've been doing this for a long time.
This is how they erase history.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
If whites are good at anything, it's cleaning up.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
It's just cleaning up after a huge party.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Eracing history. It's like nothing happened here. Oh my god,
nothing happened here.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I like that. Yeah, so it's crazy.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
It was.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
It was wild.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
But then the funniest thing was the watching like these
blonde women make their like inspirational videos about how we
have to do this is not our newport, this is
our newport. And then the videos is just like them
out on their little duffy boats and the American flags
just flapping in the wind, and you're like, this is
our newport and you're like, sounds so boring.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
And where do you see these? This is on truth
social or where is this?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
It's just my insight. I think it's my algorithm because
I went down here.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
So you see the ship.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Yeah, and uh are no one died, No, no one
was even hurt. It wasn't like a big It was
just like watermelons got smashed.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
And I do think windows.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Dozens of people went to the hospital. Oh I missed, Yeah,
you're right, you're right. I don't think anybody died, but
there were dozens of people that went.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
You can go to the hospital. Those those were people.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Just fighting, and several went to like uh what they
say it was urgent or not urgent care, but like
they you know, like they like rate things. When you
get into the er, it's like this one's units.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Yes, okay, so that sucks. They did arrest over four
hundred people, which is a lot.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
That's a lot, that many handcuffs, a lot. The horses
were out.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Yeah, so you do know about this, You do know
about They watched the thing the news and.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Adam, you didn't have any sort of you didn't want
to go join just kind of see what was going on.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Joined the ruckus. No, I was there.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
It was okay cool, Yeah, I got it mixed. I
took bow, I strapped into my back. I said, let's
get in the let's hit some dance moves with these youngsters.
No no, no, no, no no no no no no, it's getting
the pit.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Dude, Cue up the kid, cutty a little bit, go ahead, up,
take it.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Two eggs. Have you guys seen Workaholics.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
And everyone's like, no, no, they came out a decade ago, dude,
I was six at all, not even a decade ago.
It literally last aired a decade ago.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
This guy looks like an old bumper. That was me. Okay,
that was me.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Okay, there's no possible way.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Yeah right, bumper had two chins.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Yeah, no way, way, bumper.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
You fat fuck you're too old and treaded, young old dog.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Yeah, I'd be nice if anyone said that. I did
take my shirt off at the at my foot there's
live party. Oh hell yeah, Now I wish I went.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Okay, Blake, Blake hit the board with something.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
My friend's wife did say, Wow, you're looking.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Jack, Okay, unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
My god. I took that too the bank. I still
am talking about it.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
This is why we host parties.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Chloe was like, oh Jesus, will you ever shut the
fuck up about that?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
And I'm like, your boots, Well, if you told me
that every once in a while, then I wouldn't I
wouldn't feel so elated.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Oh when my buddy's wife mentions it.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
And do you really feel like if every time you
came down to the kitchen for bren Viz put your
shirt off and your girl was like, damn, you look
so Jack wouldn't hurt you?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Think you would take that to the bank? Yep?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
And I cash it every morning every morning, chi Ching.
There's my jacked husband. There's my Jack Huss, there's my
Jack dust.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Here's my question because because here's what's interesting. I feel
like I say this to my wife about her. She's
in really great shape right now, and I'm like, you're
looking good. And I don't think she takes it to
the bank. I think she's like, can you move? I'm
loading the dishwasher and I'm like, but you're doing the phone.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
My wife absolutely she'll say like stop. I'll be like,
I'll be like.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
You're unbelievable, Like if you're not gonna hit the board,
I'll hit.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
The boobs are huge. Boobs are huge. Not really in
this house, unbelievable. I'm like, you look a good and
she's like, don't. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
She'll literally say no, I'm not shut up, get out
of my way.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Hey, oh yeah, stop that, but then mostly hit you
with one of these what did you make a fart noise?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
And do some weird thing with his eyes.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
No, like just kind of like, no, I'm not like
she's being coy about it.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Oh cooy akoy. Look, No, she's like this. No, I'm not. No,
I'm not perfect.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I meanway, I feel like I don't get complimented too much.
But yeah, I feel like if I did, I would
be a little This is a shout out to all
the t II females out there.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
If you've got a man in your life and you
think and he's looking a certain way, let him know.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
What Adam said. Let him know yeah what Adam said.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Him know if you look at him you fit like
you thinking No, I thought, I said, I can't.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Say words, did I Do you need another four inches?
I think if you revised statement sir? Okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
So if you're looking at your man and you are
thinking he is looking a certain way. He's been going
to the gym, he's been watching what he eats. Just
a little bit, you could just you might notice all
his shoulders got a little broader, that back's a little stronger.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
And let him know.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
That that back and he's clearing up.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
That back and he's clear enough that thigh gap is
on fleek your thigh, honey, Sorry, I was just googling
hot things from five years ago.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Another four inches? If the if your dude has a
thigh gap? Does Blake have a thigh gap? Blake? Do
you have a thigh gap? Bro? I don't you got
a thigh gap? I don't know. Let's see it. I
think probably, let's see it. How do I do this?
Let's see it. I think you gotta whip it up.
I think if this is how you die? Uh oh,
I think so. Yeah, he's got it. You find it, dude,
(12:57):
you kind of do.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Dude, that's so embarrassing that you have to be really embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
But why you want my thighs to touch? You want
my thighs to touch?
Speaker 3 (13:05):
I would say, yes, all men's thighs should touch.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
I remember when mine touched for the first time, and
it was a real shocker.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Mentation it was a shocker.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
I remember we would see as the one guy who
didn't have a thigh gap on the team at Wisconsin.
We're like, dude, your legs don't separate, and he'd be
like he was kind of like a more like stocky, uh,
muscular dude, but he was the only guy on the
team whose.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Thighs like touched and we're like, what's happening there? You
just have like one leg Uh, that's how my legs.
Look at my legs.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
My legs separate at the knees.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
At your neck. That's crazy, bro, you got it? You
go straight down.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
It feels like your whole upper body is just like
fupa into like leg fupa, Like what's going on here?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
There's no I you know what. What you're describing is
a lot of men that we're talking to.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
And if you used to look like that and now
you don't, ladies.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Ladies slightly better let him know. Let him know. Little
gas in that tank.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Fourth of July, Baby, we need an explosion.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Can we get on the like looks Maxing train here
and just fucking toot toot for a second, because look,
I'd love to We can all do better. I was
trying to do better this morning. I'm in my I'm
in my garage. I'm trying yep, I'm putting it out there.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
I went to the gym. I went to the gym
this morning, Blake, I ride the bike. Okay, how's that
thigh gap? You you get a little rash there from
the thighs or no?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Actually, my like all of my skin started to bubble
up because I think I'm sunburnt. And then the sweat
was like under the dead skin. So when I was done,
I just had all these bubbles.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
That's summertime fun right there.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
And if you're listening, ladies and your pre cancer has
some bubble, answer yeah, man, like I'm still popping some
of them.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
It's pretty cool. And does water come out?
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Yeah, it's really cool. And then that's how you rate.
That's how cave men used to hydrate. I'm getting torched over.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Here, guys. Is uh fourth of July. It was awesome,
a low key this year, low key like a.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Norse god blunch of family. Mine was really fun. I
got drunker then I thought I was going to towards.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
The end of the night getting radical. It happens.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
You gotta wrap yeah, I didn't have to. It was
mostly with families and a bunch of little kids. But
you can appreciate Blake's mentality.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
You gotta ray, Hey, it was two fifty you gotta
show up.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
But I did.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
The next day, I felt like Blake. I was like
a little embarrassed because at the very end of the night,
I was like, I kind of it was a brown
out situation where I remember some things and I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
You're talking about the riots. That's codd but it was
hell Ca, they're not from here. I don't know if
I like that, but go ahead.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
And I didn't quite, So it was a little embarrassed.
And then I was Then I thought like, what would
Blake do? And he would just own it and he
would just be like, you gotta rep it.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
You have a problem.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
So that's what I'm doing it, And that's what I'm
doing right now.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
I'm rep Did you drink twenty five beers for two
hundred and fifty years?
Speaker 3 (16:30):
That's what I'm saying. We both Chloe and I were
bad hosts. We were having so much fun and it
was a great party and everybody was having a blast
that we forgot to continue to restock the beer.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Oh oh yeah, oh gotta you gotta maintain a flow.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
And what does that mean like putting him in the
fridge or like dumping ice, or like ordering more in
the coolers.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
No, we had so much, We had so much beer.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Oh dude, Montucky Cold Snacks.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Yeah, Lotucky Cold Snacks, Kentucky Cold You know, I as
much as I love that can, it's not a super
recognizable beer. So a lot of people at my party
they don't grab it, they didn't reach for it, and
they didn't know what.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
You know, how you do you influence bud, You drink it,
and then they see Blake Anderson they go.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Oh, you know what?
Speaker 4 (17:18):
And ladies, if your man is drinking a beer a
Montucky cole snack, let him know. Yeah, but you gotta started.
You gotta hand it already, open you open it and
hand it.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
That's the key.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
I feel it, and we aren't. I don't even know
if we're getting paid by Montucky Gold Snacks. I don't
know they're sponsor for the podcast.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Are they? I think they gave us a bunch of
free beer. It's good.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
It's a tasty beer. It's a tasty beer. It's a
good it's a drinkable beer. That's a Fourth of July beer.
And the fact that we didn't resupply that's on us.
But everyone was so drunk. We were drinking tequila. It
was shot after of tequila. Yeah, as our forefathers imagined. Yes, yes, sir,
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and that is how you don't re up the beer coolers.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Here's my thing.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
I had a great Fourth of July, but I was
coming yet.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Hey, everyone's shut up, we're getting for the two fifty.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
You'd think America would have fucking blown it out, but
I was coming hot off of a Mexico win in
the city of Santa Anna, and that party was so
lit in the city that it made the Fourth of
July feel kind of weak. I think Mexico is the
(18:39):
greatest partiers in the world. I don't think America has
the title.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
In Mexico is the greatest partiers in the world.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Can't say I disagree, Well said, yes, Mexicans party the hardest.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Yeah, I mean, I guess what and what happened after
the loss? What happened after the loss.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
That was two fifty that was such a big deal,
and I just was like, it didn't feel great.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
It didn't feel super special to me.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
There was like a Honda Toyota fong type shit and
that's it.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Well, you should have came down to Newport Beach and
got in the Pavilions parking lot and it would have
felt you would have felt that same energy.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Adam, Are you saying it would have felt Mexican? What
do we?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
I don't think coded again, Okay, they weren't quite from Newport.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
They might have been shipping in from Santa Anna. Santa
Anna was.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
So shipping in little driving or yeah, maybe maybe they
took the boat around.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Santa Anna was just absolutely on well not literal fire,
but it was crazy.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Your videos were very fun seeming. Yeah, I've never experienced
anything like that.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
You watched them win a soccer match, Yes, a big
one apparently, and uh in Santa Anna, which is in
Orange County, but it is sort of the the Mexican
hub of Orange County. It's a little bit of the barrio,
uh huh, and people there. I had a blast and
your videos looked incredible and it seemed like a party.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
I should have been shout out to tk Ye in
the back of a stranger's pickup truck.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Yeah, do you give a strangers.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
So after these games, after Mexico would win, like basically,
they completely shut the streets down and people drive their
trucks or cars down these streets where that are flooded
with people and they expect you to just rock their
trucks rock and like try to tip.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
I'm like, dude, I'm watching this truck at show.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
So the streets are shut down, but these people are
allowed to drive down them.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
They're crawling. They're like slowly crawling down the street.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
Adam is in shock because in Newport they don't let
that slot.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
They get the horses out.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
No, and it's not it's not at all police sanctioned.
It's not legally shut down at them.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Get this.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
It's just shut down by the people for the people.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
And it's stuck.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
But it you know, nobody's getting hurt, at least at
that one.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
I know, people didn't I think die in Mexico at
the celebrations, okay uh in Santa Ana.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Legends by the way, was oh legends.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Yeah, it was so fun. I mean, we've done a
lot of crazy stuff in our lives. I think that
was the craziest celebration I've ever been to.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Really Blake, did you make it to the anime Did
you make it to the anime uh riot as well?
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Or no? I'm I'm I'm unfamiliar with that one. What
is an anime riot? What is this?
Speaker 4 (21:25):
I guess there was like an anime convention at the
LA Convention Center that went off and people got like
trampled and it was crazy.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Ship. Yeah, Blake, you were there, I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I uh no comment, Blake was in his furry costume.
Just it's just me with like cool contacts on fucking
pink wig.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Hell yeah, dude, I wish I was at that. Wouldn't
need much else. That would be sweet.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
You know those anime conventions, they're so like kind of dorky, right,
like a little little dorky, but their own culture.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Their own thing.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
But imagine like how awesome it probably is to like
meet a super hot Sailor moonchick and she's dressed to
Sailor Moon and you're like, I guess do I have
sex with Sailor Moon? And you have sex with Sailor Moon?
Speaker 4 (22:16):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (22:16):
I think we literally covered this like last episode. No way,
you're still thinking about it. It's not last episode, Adams.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
You circle back to the ninth thing you talk about Grandma.
We finally got back to Saylor Moon anime cosplay.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Fuck.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Okay, if you meet your anime wife at an anime con,
do is the wedding also anime themed?
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Do you tell everybody to pull up full costume?
Speaker 2 (22:43):
You already know you have to write?
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Yeah, I feel like most do. But you don't have
to know. You could have your grandmother respect you and
just have a regular wedding.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
But yeah, no, you.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Gotta dress no grandma up like fucking death. No, grandma
looks like a ghebly studios.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Grandma with a big ass nose, and.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Like, come on, she she gotta be chainsaw man brother.
Get in here, let's see this. I want crunchy roll
in the building.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Crunchy roll Oh dude, that's what everyone in the past.
Apps are just crunchy rolls.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
No crunchy roll rocks. Yeah, it's as we as we
as we proceed. She grew up in a mono culture. Goodbye.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Watch these what used to be kind of niche things
explode where like everyone can now find each other.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
It's kind of amazing to be like, yo.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
All these people are here into anime trampling each other.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
And going on.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
One that is like pretty astounding to me is Pokemon Pokemon.
When we when we were growing up, it wasn't that
big of a thing.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
It never goes away.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
And only kind of the nerdier kids. Blake, we're into it.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Adam, you're on a roll. Huh the movie in the theater.
I saw the movie in the theater.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yeah, that's frankinitely sow Mew and Mew two hit the scene,
that's right.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
The Detective Pokemon or Detective Pikachu.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
No, that's later. That was a I also saw that
in the theater, of course, go ahead, yes, but it
wasn't It wasn't a mainstream thing, and it was very
much a subculture.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
And then now it's like everyone is into it. And
I guess it's because it blew up when they were children,
and so when your kids, you just like what you like,
no matter if it's nerdy or not nerdy, or cool
or not cool. And then now they're they're older and
they think it's cool, and then they spend hundreds of thousands,
(24:39):
if not millions, of dollars on Pokemon card.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
It just has a lot of ways of hitting the market.
Like a you could have got in from watching the
TV show. That's kind of where it started. Then it
started to be the card game, which has like has
such a value attached to it.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Now.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Then there was the member when the phone game, Like
what was the one where people were going into the
park like finding Pokemon, like they would Pokemon go.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Remember we were shooting a movie. We were shooting.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
When we first met, and I'm I'm shooting this movie
in the park in New Orleans and people are just
in the middle of our scene just with phones in
the background, like finding Pokemon go.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Man, we we like had to fully move where we
were shooting.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
The scene because just too many dorks doors were wandering doors.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
People like people start to get hip to it, and
they'd know that like people like little dorks would be
roaming the parks looking for Pokemon. So then by way
running well, then people started to like rob and jump
these dorks who were in parks at night because they
all out searching for rare Pokemon.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
So they would know where the rare Pokemon were. They
would hide there, they would wait for them to just
come in the park with their phones out.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Give it your ship, bro, no, no, my wheedle.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
I believe that happening. I believe that that happened.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
And what are the evens stealing just the phone?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
The phone, Yeah, just taking their Pokemon, taking all their
uh and no shots fired against Pokemon.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
I'm sure maybe I would have been into it, call
them all dorks.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
I love Pokemon.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Maybe I would have been into it if I had
dork your friends like Blake when I was a kid,
and then he could have gotten me into it.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
But my friends instead.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Of a bunch of baseball wrestling, beer drinking cool guys. Yeah,
I mean Pokemon arguably has more value.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Yes, hard hair.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Yes, my friends just had hard hair and.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Played baseball, So that's cool. That's cool. Yeah, it's a
different kind of dork. It's a sport dork. Was Kyle
the only one of your friends had hard hair? Blaze?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Um, yeah, yeah, he was the hard haired friend.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
He was the only one that was cool. He was
trying to walk the line. He was trying to trying
to walk the line with with the hard hair crew
and then your basement dwelling soft hairs.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Yeah, hard hair at my school was not.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
It was either you were like a punk rock whatever
you wanted to do kind of thing, or you had
like a fingerwave you were trying to keep okay, other
than that, hard hair was not prevalent.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Well, you're you're several years older and uh and different.
You weren't a suburb. You didn't go to like a
suburban high school, so I.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Or yeah, but like yes and no, like it's obviously
a suburb of Chicago, but it's a it's a little
less like.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Preppy.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
No, it's more preppy. Oh more, it's it's more preppy
than it is like.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Mall culture. E uh well what se to in me?
Speaker 1 (27:46):
That was like the same thing, Like preppy was like Abercrombie,
which was the mall, which was like that was all
tied in together also to.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Me, and there definitely was Abercrombie, but it was more
crunchy cranola like outdoors the type shit.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Like cargo shorts and Tiva.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Cargo shorts and like Patagonia and fucking like north Face
coats and like fanny packs.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Anni packs were happening unronically.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Fanny packs were it.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
Yeah, that's where like everybody had like their spray paint
cans and fanny packs and we're going tagging on the l's.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
We just we were just getting into high school at
the very end of the nineties, and really it was
the early two thousands where we stepped into the full
high school experience. Durs was wrapping it up. It was
wrapping it up at the end of the nineties. I
was going, it was saying lay trol five thousand, and
(28:43):
that is the difference between us and you can't start
at the penis.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
But I wish you wouldn't. Wow, you don't have to.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
I feel like, a yeah, when we started to go,
fanny packs would have been illegal because you could you
could hold weapons in there.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Yes, you had to really combine that had happened.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
That's all era, right, Yes, interesting, Yeah, that's we discussed
that with the marilynd Manson or the beautiful.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
The crunchiness of my school, like the cool thing for
girls was like this. You know, Eagle Creek they make
like backpacks. I know, I can't say I'm familiar exactly.
It's not even it's just kind of like a landsport.
It's like that, but just maybe a little more expensive,
better made or whatever. And the go to was like
(29:29):
an Eagle Creek like fucking passport purse. Eagle Creek like
like like what a grandma would wear on a trip
to Italy was what like the girl the cool girls
were rocking? Hell yeah, I can't even understand it, and
like a now gene bottle attached to it.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
I feel like, yeah, that has like evolved, like remember
when it was really I feel like some dudes still
have it where it's like the big chest, the big chest,
fucking fanny pack that people rock.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Yeah, but that's that's new. The merse is what they
used to call that.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
That ship had its day now does fashion?
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Do we think?
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Because if I looked at what the seniors look like
when I was a freshman compared to what we look
like when we were seniors, it was a different a
very different style. I would say, senior to senior, senior
to senior.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
When you when you were a freshman looking at the
seniors and then comparing it to when you were a senior.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Yeah, it's a different thing happening. Does it happen that
quickly nowadays? Or is it faster because of the Internet.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
I think it's faster, And I think that's a good question.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
And just like two years later, you're like, our pants
have to be so tight again, and then your parents
are like, oh dude, we just bought you all these
big ass pants.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
We can now we can't.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
We're going to spend all this money to tighten your
pants back up.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Well yeah, but hold on, hold on to the tight
ones because it might come back in a couple of months.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
You have to keep going back and forth.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Dude, I'm never going back.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
I'm I'm I'm not at the point that you see
some of these like cool kids and there their ship
is very baggy at this point. I can't go that far,
but I'd like to go right down these giant thighs
that I have that.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Do not separate. There's no gap, no gap till you
hit till you hit the knees.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
You have one leg, Yes, they need.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Room to breathe, okay, man, yeah right? I And so
what are we saying your wide leg? Are you like
boys too? Men? Linens?
Speaker 1 (31:32):
I think if Adam had his way, he would exist
in linens at all times.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
I would love that you. You are such a linen lover.
I run a little hot.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
I feel like if you want to let everyone know
you're a local in Newport, you put on some wide
leg boys to men linen linens, No undies, man, you do.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
A lot of this. When you walk out the door,
let the wind hit it.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Wife beater underneath your bottom half just looks like a sailboat.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Last that's so hot. I did this morning at the
gym run into a woman from a real Housewives of
Orange County.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
I'm unfamiliar with the cast, but are the two pretty legendary?
Speaker 2 (32:17):
She just told you. She was like, I'm in entertainment also.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Yes, And she was like, I am in Real Housewives
of Orange County.
Speaker 4 (32:23):
I'm like, oh cool, he said, I'm a real husband
of this gym and move over.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
I'm trying at okay, sixty nine D what is that
like the season that's happening right now.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
I have no clue about any housewife shit, so I
don't know either. I was just thinking of like people
on boats wearing linens and that.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
I'm like, you know that these.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
It's the real house people wear linens, real newportscan codes
they wear.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Yeah, they she let me know that.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Uh, I feel like they're not from around here.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
She didn't actually say that, but did you see but
there were other people that did say that multiple.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
I feel like I need I need to tap in
with the housewives because people who watch it like absolutely
love it and nothing.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
You don't know if you need I bet it's entertaining.
It's got to have some value. See, I know it is.
I know it is because anytime I watch reality TV,
if like Chloe's going down some kind of rabbit hole,
every once in a while, I'll.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Tap in with her.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
All right, It's always a good time because you could
just make fun of them and it's it's you're you
don't really have to watch it that intensely.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Good.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
Then, but then when you start to go like really deep,
I'm like, what are we doing? Shouldn't we watch something
that is actually that they put some time and effort
into Casa Blanca and that is just a good a
good movie.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
I tried to watch Casa Blanca. I put it on.
It was it was tough. It's it's black and white.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
These movies are slower. Yeah, I really I had trouble.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Uh because following it because of your TikTok brain.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Yeah, do you know why Housewives show? Because I had
watched Spider.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
Norma talking head to be like when we fought just then,
I was pissed.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
I had just watched Spider Noir and I listened to
this interview with Nicholas Cage and he's he's quite a
fascinating guy. But he kept talking about like he was
drawing from, like who's.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
The main guy in.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Bogart. I'm like, dude, I've never seen it. I should
at least check it out. And yeah, man, that movie
fucking sucks. Dude, it's so boring.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
I don't remember it sucking. But I know what you're saying.
I don't know if I actually ever saw it. Of course, it's.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
Just they don't. They don't film the film. Language has
changed dramatically, editing has changed dramatically. They fucking hold on shots.
You don't get as many like uptight like close shots
on things. So yeah, it's not as engaging. It doesn't
do the work for you like we've made film do.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Yeah, dude.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
The fact that his name is Humphrey, that is such
a fucking hard name.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
That's that's a name that has a big dick attached
to hide you.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
If you have if your name is Humphrey, have a
small dick. Change your name by your.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Middle name, change your goddamn god damn humphrey.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Gotta have a whale.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Yeah, the biggest dick name you get have and you
know what's I mean?
Speaker 2 (35:37):
I like, Blake is.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
So awake for this now, Oh we're talking about dicks.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Oh you would be a dude named Humphrey. He is
hogging Blake.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
Yeah, Blake's out of the coma like if you ever
get into accident.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
I know.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
Another Remember Dick, how far away Hulk Hogan's penis went
from his body?
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Blake, Terry, Terry, Terry, Blia. Humphrey is a huge as.
Speaker 4 (36:12):
Far as Dick went from his body. Blake, wake up, please.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Dude, Well Humphreys start in some bangers.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
You know how they put an all TV. They put like.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
The known for and then it's like the four things
you're most known for. It's Casablanca.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
Let me guess at treasure, treasure, treasure of this Sierra Madre.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
That is not in the top. Now, damn, that's a
good bar. Check that one. Maltie Falcons up there though.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Nope, Nope, it's Casa Blanca.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Do you want to give it another swing?
Speaker 4 (36:44):
You want to keep guessing or I don't know, I'm
striking out.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
Yeah, the African Queen.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
Sure with that. Audrey Hepser, No, Adrea Hepbern, Catherine Hepper.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
You're visit yes, I think Catherine Hepburn, right, I think
that's right. Yes, that's right, all right. And wasn't Catherine's
Hepburn's thing like, it wasn't her thing like she would
like talk like this.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
She got old and she sounded like this by the
end of our day. Then everyone could do an impression
of her like this. Yeah, yes, it's something like that.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
Then then a movie called to Have and Have Not,
and then a movie called In a Lonely Place. I feel,
you know, they're just always redoing movies that don't need
to be redone.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Sure, maybe we're.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
Digging the crates a little bit farther back. Look at
some Humphrey Bogart bangers. Sure can pluck one of them
out of obscurity.
Speaker 4 (37:36):
Well, a Star is Born, that's been done like five times,
I guess, like it's it's from the thirties, and they
did it again in.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
The fifties and the seventies.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
And the tale as Old as Time, Tale as Old
as time, Well, let's dust off custom.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
I watched The Searchers the other day, John Wayne, and
I was like, this could totally be redone as a miniseries.
Let's do it, because it takes it's a two hour movie.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Cowboy. So much happens in this Cowboy movie.
Speaker 4 (38:02):
So much happens in it, and it takes place over
like ten years or something like that. So I'm like,
stretch it out, use the new film language. I loved Western.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
What was the movie Brewsters Millions? That movie had It's
like there's four incarnations of that movie and I didn't
know that because Brewster's Millions was my.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Is that a kid? I love?
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Is that Richard Pryor Prior and John Candy? Yes, Richard
Pryor and John Candy in one movie? Yzer, Oh my goat,
I remember it?
Speaker 4 (38:34):
Not working for me? Oh God, like boring? No, no, no, no,
what's the funny part. What's the funny part?
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Well, the fact that a train runs through the outfield,
that's funny.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Oh that's hilarious, dude.
Speaker 5 (38:52):
Yeah, fu fuck off.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Oh I've never seen that up.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
Well, dude, Blake, have you ever seen it? Have you
ever seen Brewster's Millions? I bet you'd like it more
than Casablanca, your fucking cinophile nerd.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
No, you know what.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
I got to give Casablanca. I only watched like ten minutes.
It probably gets good.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
It's dude, it's slot.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
But I was having a little trouble following it.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
Yeah, you have to put your phone down. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
No.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
So there's a Brewsters millions, uh in the nineteen forties,
but that's not the one I was talking about.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
And uh, is there a train.
Speaker 3 (39:33):
There's no train.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
We need Brewsters billions now because it's just like blank check.
Now you watch it and you're like a million dollars.
Come on, I couldn't buy you all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
I couldn't give you all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
That's the problem with the economy.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
I do like that.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
That's obviously the first note is like it has to
be billions now without a doubt. Ye.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
And it's like cryptocurrency.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
It's like, oh they you know, they got billions of
dollars thross bitcoins right through through some kind of bitcoin situation,
Brewster's bitcoins and Humphrey's huge cock.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Yeah, Humphrey's huge cock, brewsters shit coins. I like that.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
Are bitcoins? Are bitcoins around? Are they completely gone at
this point?
Speaker 2 (40:13):
No?
Speaker 4 (40:14):
I think bitcoin is the one that's one or two,
that's still that's the one.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
But it did and I'm not very good at this stuff,
but I know that it just dropped like a hundred gees.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
Please just took a dive. So if you're going to
buy in now, like this is the time it dropped
one hundred gees that I never gave one.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
It dropped like something Narnar banks.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
I never gave one ship about that stuff that always
seemed so all of a.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
Sudden durs like power goes out of his house. Yeah, oh,
Internet dropped, it dropped? How much dropped you did? You
did go pretty heavy into bitcoin right? Or and do crypto?
Speaker 1 (40:55):
No?
Speaker 2 (40:55):
I funded a coin. I funded a coin.
Speaker 4 (40:58):
Oh, and the coin took off and I was gonna
be set for life, and the coin dove?
Speaker 2 (41:04):
What are you gonna do? As coins do?
Speaker 3 (41:07):
And is there a possibility that that coin resurrects? Or
once a coin dives, like that is gone?
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Is it gone? Or does it stick around?
Speaker 4 (41:15):
I think when like I when it started, it rocketed
from like twenty I think twenty cents and two dollars
is when I like put in my cash behind it,
and then it got up to like eighty seven dollars.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
Holy shito, that's really good.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
Yeah, and then it didn't Oh my god, So how
come you didn't dip? Right then? Well, because I contractually
you can't. You gotta wait till it vested. Yeah, yeah,
that seems like a con What are you gonna do?
You have to wait?
Speaker 3 (41:43):
I remember talking with you about it, and you were
like six months away from being able to take your
money out if possible.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
Funny how that works? Interesting? Somebody help me. I think
it's still out there now. It's worth like ten cents
d so you lost some money on that. That's fun.
What we're gonna do?
Speaker 3 (42:01):
So what I mean, are you willing to talk about
financials here or what? What would you have made at
the highest.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
Like fifty million? So right, that would have been insane?
Speaker 4 (42:18):
Maybe maybe it's it was either it was maybe forty.
It was definitely four, It was definitely forty. It might
have been around fifty. I can't remember because it was
so bananas where I was like.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
That's when you were acting all different around us. Yeah,
that's when he was.
Speaker 4 (42:31):
Yeah, yes, that's when I started wearing ruby slippers.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
And yeah, that's when we were like, hey, we should
get this project going.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
You're like, maybe I don't, I'm off the project. Yeah, yeah,
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (42:46):
Maybe that's when Dr started bringing around his own glass
straw everywhere.
Speaker 3 (42:51):
Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
A little busy lounge.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
Damn, that would have been cool if you just started
spending money you didn't have.
Speaker 3 (42:58):
I remember you talking about and we might have talked
about this on the pod, but I remember you talking
about building a basement.
Speaker 4 (43:07):
Dude, literally last night, I'm on YouTube and I'm still
I still just want.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
To do it.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
It's weird. It's weird that you're so obsessed with basements.
And the dude with the eyebrows who had the family
is the basement guy.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
Yeah, it's such a Norwegian thing. We look the picture
compared to this.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
Very scary guy that had the basement that with like
seventeen locked doors.
Speaker 4 (43:29):
But dude, this is a whole Midwest thing right now
is they're building basements that have like twenty five foot
ceilings with like half basketball courts underneath because for the winters. Now,
I don't need that. Because I live in California. You
can do anything every day.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
But having a whole nother level to your house.
Speaker 4 (43:49):
It's what you would make in a real estate climate
like California, to just add a basement.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
It's like you doubled your fucking worth of your house.
But in California.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
If we have a big earthquake, want to just cave
in and completely everybody just dies.
Speaker 4 (44:04):
I don't understand this theory based on the skyscrapers downtown, Like,
what are we talking about earthquakes?
Speaker 3 (44:11):
Well, then you would have to get it to earthquake
proof of some kind. Okay, that would that has to
be crazy expensive. How do you earthquake proof underground stuff?
I know how they do buildings.
Speaker 4 (44:23):
So let's let's say I spend five hundred thousand dollars
making a basement.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
Okay, it would be more than that. Let's say I
spend a million.
Speaker 4 (44:32):
Okay, then I've just added a but I've added a
whole nother x amount of square feet to the house.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
I get it, But it's a death trap. I get
a dye.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Yeah, but dude, not if it's earthquake proof. How do
you earthquake proof of basement?
Speaker 2 (44:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
There's gonna be shuffle board, there's gonna be pink pong.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
I will die for that big one hits. I'm just saying,
and I'm playing shuffle board, I'm dying. I'm with you.
Speaker 4 (44:57):
If anything you make it a like a bomb, thing
is a bunker yeah, the whole thing's a bunker.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
Right, There's got to be a reason. There's got to
be a reason. Eighteen doors. I was talking about that because.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
I was like, I might, in ten years or whatever,
knock down my house is here and build like a nice, proper,
nice big house you can instead of like not these
two shit boxes I live in. And I was like, dude,
what about a basement. It's like, we can do a basement.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
We can. Actually, you build you a pretty sick basement now.
Speaker 3 (45:33):
And I'm like, oh cool, and they're like it will
cost at least a million dollars and I'm like, yer,
So I don't know how much I love a base.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
I don't see the allure of an underground room. That
kind of already gives me the hebgb's Yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
Didn't you grow up with a basement?
Speaker 3 (45:51):
No, No, he's a California kid.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
I grew up with basement dudes, but they were upstairs, dude.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Wait a second, you thought the basement dudes were actually
in a basement.
Speaker 4 (46:01):
Wait a second, Well, I thought you called the basement dudes.
So wait there, none of your friends have basements?
Speaker 2 (46:09):
No, I thought, wait, hang on Blake.
Speaker 3 (46:11):
I thought it was like a because I had a
friend that sort of lived.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
On a hill.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
Basement is a metaphor, and so he it was a
split level where you walk in and there's a basement,
but then there's a back door to the basement, so
it's not a real basement, right, That's what I thought. No,
this was upstairs in a two story house. That was
our basement. It was just like a.
Speaker 4 (46:33):
Where do you go when you guys were doing your
drunk but fucking during prom?
Speaker 2 (46:38):
Where are you doing this?
Speaker 1 (46:41):
You have the one homie whose mom doesn't care you
do it wherever the hell you was?
Speaker 4 (46:45):
So is she like upstairs in her bed watching TV
and you guys are in the living room getting it on.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Because the cops didn't come exactly.
Speaker 4 (46:54):
But okay, but basements are unreal, dude, Midwest, I'm standing
up for Midwestern.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Basements are a whole other level.
Speaker 3 (47:02):
Literally, they gotta stink like ship.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
I don't like it.
Speaker 3 (47:06):
Why under underground stuff always has a must to it.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
I don't disagree, but you got to embrace that.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
Amongst the worms you're amongst, Like, that's gross. I want
to be above where there's fresh air.
Speaker 4 (47:19):
So wait, you're gonna go on You're gonna go on
record saying you don't like worms.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
I don't like the No, I don't. I'm not a
big worm.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (47:27):
Okay, I guess fishing with us.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
Okay, I guess we're not fish.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Actually, I would really love to go fishing. I think
we should go fishing.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Let's compare yourself.
Speaker 3 (47:39):
I mean, we talked about this off pod, but I'm saying,
the three of us, let's take a company Z. We
have a company together, and I think sometimes we forget that.
And how often do we take.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
A company retreat.
Speaker 3 (47:54):
We don't take enough company retrees.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
We should have a once a year. We should get
t shirts made.
Speaker 4 (47:59):
And while we're gone, each of our homes basements are
being built. When we get back, the basements done, that's.
Speaker 3 (48:05):
Fine, that'd be great. And for that reason, I'm out.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
And for that.
Speaker 3 (48:09):
Reason I'm in. Uh. But no, we have to go.
We have to go to Katana. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
I would love to.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
I would love I think the fishing is really good
at this time. I think it's great. It's prime time
to fish.
Speaker 3 (48:22):
Great, we can go marlin fishing.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
Blake, I need more information. It's an al Nino season.
Speaker 3 (48:27):
I think, uh, water, warm water.
Speaker 2 (48:29):
Yeah, tuna.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
The tuna are out blue and women blue blue, yellow tail.
Speaker 3 (48:36):
Let's go.
Speaker 4 (48:44):
Did you learn tuna we're huge at a young age
or did you learn this in the last like three years?
Speaker 3 (48:52):
Yeah, like the from the reality shows.
Speaker 2 (48:54):
They're like the size of a car. Well, not all
of them.
Speaker 3 (48:56):
It's insane how big they get.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
Some of them are a huge.
Speaker 4 (49:00):
It's crazy some of them getting But did you when
did you know that? When did you learn that they
got huge?
Speaker 5 (49:04):
Maybe ten years ago? Okay, okay, ten years you go
at him, he said. I would say, maybe you go
maybe ten years.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
I don't really know.
Speaker 4 (49:17):
So maybe you guys are together, okay, okay, right.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
I don't know when I found out tuna was huge.
Speaker 3 (49:23):
I I didn't know a lot about ocean fishing until
probably I spent a lot of time in Charleston and
I would go fishing a lot time. You want to
you want to know what blew my mind?
Speaker 2 (49:35):
Okay? And Blake, you visited him, so maybe that was
the same time I did. Do you want to know
what blew my mind?
Speaker 1 (49:39):
You know the anglerfish, those super scary big teeth with
the little lantern on their head.
Speaker 2 (49:45):
Of course, I've known about them for twenty twenty years.
Those motherfuckers are like Those motherfuckers are.
Speaker 1 (49:50):
Like as big as just they fit in the palm
of your hand. They're super small that I didn't know.
They are not big at all. They're extremely small.
Speaker 3 (49:58):
Okay, So tuna size is very dramatically by species.
Speaker 4 (50:02):
Oh wait, I got one more mind blober hit us
with it? What it's not about fish? But we can
circle back to fish. This just hit me during World Cup.
Ecuador is named Ecuador because it's on the equator.
Speaker 1 (50:17):
The equator. Yea, what the are you serious? Come on, dude,
you knew dad, dad? Yeah, Come Lumbia.
Speaker 2 (50:25):
Back to fish, back back to tuna. How big is
that tuna? Adam?
Speaker 1 (50:29):
You want to know why it's called Come Columbia.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
Go for it. Is that your knee? Is that your knee?
Speaker 1 (50:34):
Back up? Yeah, let's just say President Humphrey is a
good guy.
Speaker 2 (50:41):
Okay, Okay.
Speaker 3 (50:42):
So tuna size varies dramatically by species, ranging from tiny
bullet tuna to just four pounds just four pounds to
massive Atlantic blue fed. On average, these powerful terrpedo shaped
fish weigh anywhere from forty to over five hundred pounds
and measure three to ten feet in length.
Speaker 4 (51:02):
Dude, crazy, Wait, bullet tuna. Let's open up a sushi
place bullets and call it bullet tuna.
Speaker 2 (51:09):
Bullet tuna. That's great. I just have that.
Speaker 3 (51:12):
I would love to go marlin fishing, and that is
a thing we can do down here. Really, I thought
that was Mexico.
Speaker 2 (51:21):
I don't know. I feel like that's what the football
players always do.
Speaker 4 (51:23):
And then I'm drowning and fucking on the back of
a capsized boat.
Speaker 2 (51:29):
But yeah, let's do it. Come on, it's a company retreat.
It's a company retreat. What football player are you talking about?
Who died? I feel like it happened.
Speaker 4 (51:34):
I feel like that ten around ten years ago, when
I found out about how big tuna was, I saw
real sports where it was like they went out, they
got the anchor stuck, they tried to gun it, the
boat flipped, somebody fucking drifted away.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
But they were doing cocaine too, right, They weren't really
marlin fishing.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (51:52):
The thing is, The thing is is, uh, we're not
going to take my boat and go marlin fishing.
Speaker 1 (51:58):
They weren't really marlin We were and blow and and hookers.
Speaker 3 (52:02):
Yes, that was not that was code word. There's someone
we're going to we're going to take. We're going to
hire a guy on his boat to take us out
using his equipment because none of us know how to.
Speaker 2 (52:16):
Do this ship. I can figure it out. I got
an idea.
Speaker 3 (52:19):
I want to get strapped in one of those chairs, yes,
jaws and one of those fishing chairs that you're just.
Speaker 1 (52:26):
You just have must at him that sometimes that ship
takes like two hours to reel the fish in.
Speaker 2 (52:32):
I know, that's crazy. He's got a salminar.
Speaker 3 (52:34):
That's absolutely insane. That to me, that seems not very fun.
Speaker 2 (52:37):
Blake, you're talking to a guy whose legs separate at
the knees. I think he'll be I think I'll be fun.
Speaker 3 (52:42):
I do not want to reel in a damn fish
for two I know. And that's the difference between us
fucking disaster.
Speaker 2 (52:50):
My guy start at the penus. You can start at
the beanus and you can always start there. And Blake
would love nothing more. Why why how boring? Is would
you want to reel something in for you want to
let it go out?
Speaker 3 (53:04):
Like you like you can drink you can watch me
and drink beer.
Speaker 1 (53:08):
So it will be fine. And that's such a boring watch.
I'm watching you reel a fishing for two hours until
it jumps in this fucking monster.
Speaker 2 (53:17):
Like look at that farm by the way, I'm.
Speaker 1 (53:19):
Speaking a monster, d good ship, and it comes out
of the watership okay, top of the.
Speaker 3 (53:26):
Water, dude, with that fucking it's.
Speaker 2 (53:28):
Like scot.
Speaker 3 (53:32):
And then it breaks off the line on hour and
a half.
Speaker 4 (53:36):
Not the piano wire. We're fucking with, dude. We're just
we're doing jobs.
Speaker 2 (53:39):
Are you not?
Speaker 1 (53:40):
Do you not like fishing? I love fishing. I think
fishing is awesome. Well apparently not, you, bitch. I think
the idea of a two hour fight for all fish.
Speaker 2 (53:49):
But then if you catch it it's twenty thousand dollars, yes, one,
it might be.
Speaker 3 (53:56):
It's ten feet long, it's not that big. It has
a fucking sword attached to its schnas.
Speaker 2 (54:02):
It's sick. Look.
Speaker 1 (54:04):
I love the I love the animal, I love the species.
I just think watching my buddy crank down for two
hours is a little much.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
Well maybe if you're busy catching your own fish, bitch, you.
Speaker 1 (54:15):
Know what, yeah, yeah, maybe you breaking waves every you
don want to be the center of attention.
Speaker 2 (54:20):
I'm over here reeling in. I do love the idea
of it.
Speaker 4 (54:23):
I hadams reeling it in and places just like well,
I would be fucking catching somebody's splashing and fucking pouting.
Speaker 2 (54:30):
It's too noisy over there. I hope you get it.
You're scaring. I hope you get it. But you're ruining
everyone else's experience. You're scaring the fish. That makes me
lose so much respect. Am I off the boat?
Speaker 3 (54:42):
You might be off the boat? No man, look, because
to me, that is so fun with your I would
be so happy to sit there for two hours and
watch you catch a marlin.
Speaker 2 (54:51):
I would be cheering the whole way. I'd be.
Speaker 1 (54:54):
I would drink six to eight beers while you did it,
and I'd be pretty drunk by the end.
Speaker 3 (55:00):
I would be pouring beer into your mouth to give
you strength.
Speaker 1 (55:03):
Yeah. See, Okay, See that was where I was really
getting at. It's like, if I'm cranking for two hours,
how am I drinking?
Speaker 3 (55:09):
I would feed? I would be feeding you sandwiches. I'd
be feeding you sandwiches to give you the strength. Okay, Okay,
you're selling.
Speaker 4 (55:17):
Me on it, and I know I know you might
get bored but I'd be right there going blake real
the sucker and wait to see the dick on this thing,
and you'd be like, yeah, yeah, we gotta see the
dick on.
Speaker 2 (55:29):
I got it, dude.
Speaker 1 (55:30):
The way this thing's fighting, my god, it's going to
have a trunk.
Speaker 3 (55:34):
This boy's name Humphrey.
Speaker 2 (55:36):
This thing's gonna have a trunk. God damn, here for
both both.
Speaker 1 (55:42):
Damn see it. Okay, wait a minute, we might have
had some Come on, man, it's fine, dude. We had
to have some points. This episode. Couldn't have a shutout
cup game. God damn.
Speaker 2 (56:00):
Uh So.
Speaker 3 (56:01):
Yeah, I'm very we gotta do something. I'm telling you,
it's been it's been too nice. It's been too beautiful.
Speaker 2 (56:06):
I would love to get on the water. Yeah, we
gotta get out here.
Speaker 4 (56:08):
I'm bummed because I could have, but I just didn't
get to drink on the fourth of July.
Speaker 2 (56:15):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (56:16):
I'm on antibiotics and I actually want them to work,
because I went to the dentists like a couple of
weeks ago and.
Speaker 2 (56:23):
They did an X ray.
Speaker 1 (56:25):
Oh yeah, tell this finally, because you brush your teeth
once a week, the fuck yeah.
Speaker 4 (56:29):
And they did an x ray and they were like,
were you hit in the face recently?
Speaker 2 (56:34):
And I was like, no, were you not hit.
Speaker 3 (56:37):
In the face with the two for ten years?
Speaker 6 (56:41):
You need to hit your teeth up, and they go,
you have a huge like infection, as if there's like
a broken tooth like behind your your nose.
Speaker 4 (56:52):
And I'm like, well, I've for sure been headbutted by
my kids like at least four or five times the
last twelve months. And they were like, okay, you have
a broken tooth like in your roots. Then oh my,
So then I had to go and get this fucking
dental surgery where they just they go above your teeth,
(57:14):
they slice it open, they get to the roots. They
had to like file the root away because it was
like a fracture. It wasn't like a loose piece. They
had to like drill that away and then like stitch
it up. And then I'm now I'm on antibiotics sticket
rid of the infection, and I'm like, I just want
this to go away.
Speaker 2 (57:30):
It's science. But it wasn't hurting.
Speaker 4 (57:32):
It was just like a weird and I could feel
in the roof of my mouth, but it was never
like a pain. It was just like a oh that's
like a weird sensation.
Speaker 1 (57:40):
That's really weird that you didn't clock that that was
going on.
Speaker 4 (57:43):
Dude, I remember, I remember Emma was there too, Like,
I got hit by my kid in the face so
hard on the couch that I just covered my face
so that I didn't cry in front of them, in
front of them.
Speaker 2 (57:55):
Yeah, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 4 (57:56):
You know when you get like hit and you turn
it on and you're like, this is we're going this
is it? Yeah, now it's on. I got hit in
the face so hard that I was like by by
what age?
Speaker 2 (58:08):
A eight year old?
Speaker 1 (58:09):
By an eight year old? Then you almost went into
fight mode. That's our that's a true that's a true
sized head too.
Speaker 4 (58:15):
I almost took side control on my eight year old
and put him in a camorra.
Speaker 3 (58:20):
Great counterpart happens that happens with my two and a
with my two and a half year old, and the
power just isn't there quite yet.
Speaker 4 (58:27):
Yeah yeah, right, this was a head butt. I think
I think it was a headbutt.
Speaker 3 (58:31):
But I told Chloe this story. I told the story
about you to her because she just got hit by
bow and cracked her too, No, like like chipped chipped it.
Speaker 2 (58:43):
Oh, that's fucked. It's dangerous.
Speaker 3 (58:44):
Oh remember when Chloe chipped both of her front teeth
with you. Yeah, when we were going into uh not
Sperry Farm, not Sperry Farm.
Speaker 2 (58:55):
Yeah, on what like opening beer cans or beer bottles. No,
it was a pole.
Speaker 3 (59:00):
It was a metal pool that like for the gates
they clothes and it was like Blake, his ex, me
and Chloe and it was the first time that they
were talking meeting her, so yes, and so she was
like a little nervous to like meet Blake and his girl.
And she was back talking with.
Speaker 2 (59:18):
Like you're picking your arms on international streaming. Yeah. Sorry, sorry, okay,
I'm just letting you know. Sorry.
Speaker 3 (59:23):
She was in the back with Blake's X and me
and Blake were up front, and we passed this metal
pole and I just touched it instead of saying, hey,
here's a metal pool, I just like give it a
trap trap.
Speaker 1 (59:36):
Instead of saying words. But I just was I was
just kind of like, here's the pole. And I hit
it twice and she walked.
Speaker 2 (59:44):
She laughed.
Speaker 3 (59:45):
You know, Chloe has this like large laugh, this like
almost cackle.
Speaker 2 (59:52):
She like is a big laugher.
Speaker 3 (59:54):
So she laughs and clocks her head back and hits
directly the two front.
Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Teeth is right before we're walking through the front gates
and she goes.
Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
Teeth poof, poof, pal surprise, and they're gone gone, just
like like.
Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
Poof, I surprised. What's with your teeth? What's with your teeth?
Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
They're like fully sideways chipped off, and we're like, well,
we just got all the way to Not Scary Farm,
which is a bit of a drive, and we were like,
we saw that that one guy fingering that other guy's
asshole on the drive.
Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
Then huh, yes, legendary.
Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
So it was a legendary's not ready to Blake.
Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
That was not scary to us. It was Blake walked
by and shouted yes, points, yes scary.
Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Well here's what I'll say, and this is why Chloe's
a g She still went to the park and.
Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
Yes, she she goes, let's go in and ride Rise.
Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
Just every every picture of her smile she had like
a sick whistle.
Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
No every because Chloe gets recognized by little girls that
watched her on the Disney Channel and so they're like,
can me take a photo?
Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
And she's like sure, so then no.
Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
So then she kept smiling, but she like was doing
this thing that sort of made the photos look sexy,
which I found hilarious.
Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
She was going like, oh yeah, yeah, sure.
Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
Like putting her tongue up on top of her teeth
to a block in the view.
Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
But then it just looks kind of sexual. I wish
that caught on with like very young girls. After that,
we're like eight year old girls were like, need look.
We traced it back to Chloe.
Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
I love that, and then oh yeah, touch your teeth
out there if you set your teeth.
Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
But U but those two men going into we were
driving into it. You have talked about this.
Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
I know it. I haven't. That's okay, is tenth thing
he'start going back? Let him have it?
Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Well, it just it gives people were like, wait, they
saw a guy finger another guy's asshole.
Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
How did this go about it?
Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
I know Netflix Netflix has not been said on Netflix.
Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
We were driving into the parking structure. I mean, I
know Blake sees it every weekend, but I had something
new scared.
Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
I so something new for me to see.
Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
I've never seen way more mind blowing stuff than that.
I seem way scarier mind blowing. I see I was
at that time.
Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
I drove a jeep Grand Cherokee who were sitting up
a little higher. We look over at the car next
to us and it was the the passenger side driver
was just perched up or the passenger and the guy
in the passengers was just perched up as in the air.
Speaker 4 (01:02:39):
Like at the window, like ass like facing the windows,
like pressed against the window.
Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
And then the driver.
Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
Was just like got got got got got got got.
Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
Got cop over back no four wards, So he's like
the passenger is pressed against the window the windshiel.
Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
Yeah, oh, his face is on the window and his
ass to the drive.
Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
Face is like up and asses to the driver and
the drivers like uh it was aggressive. And then can
you draw that we were in like the VIP line
to like get our tickets and they were also in
the VIP line. And then I'm just like, man, all
I could think about is like this guy's asshole and
like how sore?
Speaker 4 (01:03:20):
Probably I wish you guys met And he put out
the hands like blue streak style.
Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
Yeah, it's like, hey, nice to meet you. How are
you glad to meet you? I'm a hugger. Hey, I'm
I'm the head of Paramount. How are you? God? That'd
be great.
Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
How are you put her there?
Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
You shake my hand and you've got yourself a two
picture deal.
Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
I'd shake it. Oh, I'd shake it. Oh, what's up
with your girlfriend's teeth? Let's take a picture to commemorate it.
Speaker 4 (01:03:54):
Okay, if you could just not look like uh sexual
please hey?
Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
Yeah, So yeah, that was a pretty eventful night.
Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
And so I just brought up your two thing to
cloak because she also has some cracked teeth right now.
Speaker 4 (01:04:10):
Dude, you got to watch out for these domes. They
throw them around.
Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
My middle kids.
Speaker 4 (01:04:14):
He's one of those, just like he just is loose
and he throws himself around like a rag doll. I
don't know what it is, but it. We got to
keep away from drugs, for sure.
Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
There's a I do kind of have to revoke your
man card because on America it's two hundred and fiftieth birthday.
Even though you're aun antibiotics, you still gotta drink some beers,
you know.
Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
I will say I was drinking nas. I was drinking nas, okay, okay,
and I'm mister, I'm.
Speaker 4 (01:04:42):
Mister not really too keen on na's, but I just
was like, I just want these fucking antibiotics to work,
and guess what, it's the last day to day tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
I'm not going anywhere. I'm gonta say I'm drink all day. Yeah,
I'm gonna.
Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
Because I know that you love the Fourth of July
so that you must really want to get better.
Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
Just watch a bunch of soccer.
Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
Yeah, like Fourth of July is whatever, But when Mexico wins,
God damn, Now that's a party.
Speaker 3 (01:05:11):
That's Fourth of July is an all time. Isaac left
the party at like four pm.
Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
Sure, what the hell? Revoke his man card.
Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
He told me that we had taken five shots by
four pm, which seems real, well really, which seems real.
Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
God damn, yeah, getting rid of you were taking shots
at the kids party.
Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
At the kids party, that's sick, dude. Hey, I salute
you brother.
Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
Well there you know, they're like those little mini shots
and then you don't fill, so they don't care.
Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
They're little ditties. They don't count, do you guys? Remember?
Speaker 4 (01:05:46):
I mean obviously, when you're on like a college campus
and you're doing shots, they're as small as possible because
the college just wants to make it much money. But
I just remember moving even in Chicago, shots were like
shot classes. Then moving to LA, shots were served in
like a like a cocktail glass, like what you would
drink an old fashion out of.
Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
We do it Grande and they're massive. Oh yeah, we
do it grande. Baby. Yeah that's that was too much?
Is the way? It's crazy?
Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
Well, it's because they want to charge you like twenty
eight dollars a shot.
Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
Yeah, but I feel like I'm getting your I feel
like you're gett your money's worth, you know. I just
remember being like yo, I moved to LA. I was
a full blown alcoholic from Wisconsin. But this was the
one thing that threw me off was that like shots
were not shots, shots were the.
Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
Size of rods. I'm just damn, I was just speaking
in Wisconsin language.
Speaker 4 (01:06:41):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
Are there any tape backs, any apologies, any epic slams here?
Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
Oh? Anything? You want to take back Blake?
Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
No, I actually have a take back after you like
sat me through the scenario and you told me how
much you would support me while I was reeling in
my swordfish or my marlin. Yes, I would like to
take back me say, and I would not enjoy watching
you catch a stortfish because that would be pretty cool.
Two hour battle as you're gonna have ebbs and flows.
Speaker 3 (01:07:08):
It's gonna be like watching it. I'm in, I'm in.
Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
There were so many others taken. Back. No, that's what
I'm taking.
Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
No, no, no, because back it took the wind out
of my sails a little bit.
Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
Yeah, that was stupid. That was all a bit thing.
Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
Because I would love to watch you catch a marlin.
I would tell that stories if I caught a marlin,
and in fact, I might replace your name with my
I was gonna.
Speaker 4 (01:07:29):
Say over time, it might end up being history, might
end up being my Martin.
Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
Yeah, if you actually get the marlin on the boat,
that's fucking I would.
Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
Tell even if you don't.
Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
Dude, Me and and uh, our our good friend Walsh
uh and my buddy Jason Hillman. We went fishing and
we we it must have been like a giant shark,
and we had hooked onto it and we fought it
for like forty five minutes, the three of us, and
we're passing the rod back and forth.
Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
And you've done that, remember prom It.
Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
Pulled us over two miles and the driver's like, this
is fucking crazy. This thing's huge. It has to be
at least three four hundred pounds and we're.
Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
Like, oh my god. And then it snapped.
Speaker 3 (01:08:12):
Yeah, you know, as as we can sort of see
like the outline of something huge, and it's still to
this day. I remember, I remember it and and it's
one of those what's weird.
Speaker 4 (01:08:25):
I was on board and now after you just described it. Now,
I'm like, I'm good forty five minutes and snap, you're past.
Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
Yeah, dude, that's part of the game. Dude, sucking fun. Dude. Oh,
now's fully on board. I'm in. Are there snacks? There's
snacks and there's.
Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
Yeah, there's big zips America flavor.
Speaker 4 (01:08:53):
I want to I want to go Marlon fishing. If
we can use seahorse as the bait, I didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
Can you do that? I seen that, I know squid.
I don't know squid.
Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
Uh, We're probably a mackerel. There's maybe a bacho, cheeseburg, sardine.
Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
Any other tapex apologies in the epic Slams their Dursey.
I apologized, I took back. I apologize.
Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
I don't know, man, it takes a big manda. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (01:09:20):
I just I do want to apologize to our forefathers
for not getting absolute blotto on the fourth of July.
Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
Oh yes, that was gonna be my recommendation for you.
Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
Yeah, well, hey you well, actually this is a couple
of weeks off, but you may be able to make
up for it. If Norway goes all the way, you
could party for your stroll.
Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
Chances.
Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
Uh, they're in it. They're in it to win it.
It's too bad. It's a damn shame about the US. Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
They kind of just a ship in a weird way.
I don't know what happened.
Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
We we I was with my kid in the pool
at this thing called Aquatots, which is sure, you know,
children swim class, and it's just there was TVs in
the like lobby sort of area outside, but you could
see them through the glass. So it's just a group
of dads just dunking their children underneath the water, scaring through.
Speaker 4 (01:10:20):
The And if you're the writer from SNL who stole
our ideas, that's a good sketch.
Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
That's a good one. Have a bunch of dads.
Speaker 4 (01:10:38):
Watching World Cup while they're at and just have dogs
and like rounding the kids.
Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
It'll be a big funny thing. Huh. Yeah, that's that's
for taking through that.
Speaker 4 (01:10:48):
I'm so sorry, and then like you circle back, all
that won't happen again anyway, what were you saying about
he's in KinderCare?
Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
And then the.
Speaker 3 (01:10:54):
Most weeks, I forgot what I said the entire episode.
So I I don't have anything to take back or
apologize for, but I will say that we do need
to get together. Let's do it and take a company
retreat and get all sunburned together in some form.
Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
I'm gonna for the next three weeks. Okay, three weeks,
three weeks. Hey, that water is out there. Let's let's
get on the water.
Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
Let's talk about I'm going on a road trip. Let's
talk about throw some bait in the water.
Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
What was this, guys? What was this? What was this?
This was another.
Speaker 3 (01:11:41):
Hey hit us with that kid Cutty song.
Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
Yes, what that cut? You're real quick? We're gonna have
real quick. What's it called? Just right? Kid?
Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
Cutting from that one movie?
Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
Project X. Project X is the name of the movie.
Speaker 1 (01:11:59):
It is with it the happiness of course, We're playing
it out, play it out, play it out.
Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
Will Smith? Oh Ship is another episode the bottom My
Life TikTok Dance. We can't have the audio that was hot, dude.
(01:12:27):
I want a lot
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