Ep 309: Buffalo Milk Boys

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically crucially.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Important today on This Is Important.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Hot Hot, Hot Hot Salsita.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
So you were trying to suck your own penis, I'm gonna.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
Tune you up, bitch.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Let's go. Yeah, what's up? What's up?

Speaker 4 (00:38):
What's up? My boy? So good to see you guys.
Oh god, it really is it? Really is it? Really?

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Honestly, honestly, it's really good to see you guys. I
love you, guys. I fucking love you guys. Man, I
love you too.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
And what I'm so excited about is next week we
have We've got plans to kick it together.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
We're doing a company retreat. Baby.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
We're taking my boat all the way to the high
Sea in island far away.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
And I just want to say this now, I'm not
going if I drown, that's impossible. I'm not I'm not depressed.
You know how people do this when they're like I've
uncovered something and they go like, I'm not suicidal, I'm
not depressed. No one's blackmailing me. And then like if
I go missing or they say I killed myself, They're

(01:40):
like So if I go overboard and I drowned.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
I didn't. We know that's not possible. So me and
Adam are gonna off you. We gotta think of a
different a different way. Yeah, you're not drowning.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
I did wonder how far I could swim? Yeah, could
I make it?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
You're gonna you're gonna drown in Buffalo milk.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Yeah, that's a weird name for what you shoot out
of your.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Uh that is a weird name in general, but it
is the It's like California, uh, Catalina island treat Yes, and.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Our buffalo's female. Our buffalo's female. You know, like a cow.
They're like a bull.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
They can be Yeah, obviously, Yeah, they you called?

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Do you call like a lady bison or like what?
I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Lady bison is a hot name.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Is this a him he situation? There's a lot of
what do you call a guy? Is a guy buffalo
different than a female?

Speaker 2 (02:38):
It's a buffalo? Oh buffalo?

Speaker 4 (02:40):
Is it a buffalo?

Speaker 5 (02:41):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (02:41):
A female buffalo is a buffalo.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Not not as buff not as.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Buff Okay, hell yeah, so a buffalo milk. I think
we talked about this last time. But it's a vodka.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
It's prim Deco. You're drinking Coco. I'm drinking Coco bro
So greened.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
To cock makes make my coo.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Cream d banana and some milk and some milk.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
Why do they even add the milk?

Speaker 2 (03:10):
The cause of that, well, that makes the buffalo milk.
The first part is the buffalo. Yeah, baby, I'm excited, Bud.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
That's why I'm wearing my fish hat. I hope we
put some poles in the water. God, we'll bring some poles.
You got poles to Yeah? I actually don't have a one.
How much is how much does a fishing pole run? Y?
I bet they get a rod?

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Do we call them rods?

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:39):
I feel like if if it's a rod that can
handle the type of big tuna, I know we would
be after deadly.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
I think it's a few hundreds of dollars. I mean,
you have you have a rod your whole life, right.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
If you're getting a rod, you're keeping the rod. Rods
can last a long time.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
No, But but this, I feel like this is a
kind of like a golf thing where it's super expensive.
But guess what, in two years, there's a newer, better, lighter, faster, harder,
it stiffer.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
What are they changing about the about the pole man?
It's straight, it's got the.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Line, the whole. This is every industry. Every industry is like,
actually now it's more carbon fiber weave than before.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
And you're like, oh fuck, it's science.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yeah, but you know, you know it still catches uh
a giant big tuna that we're after Grandpaul's old stick.
It's science that you found in the garage, right? Did
that thing off called a big tune?

Speaker 4 (04:40):
What's the call where you just dangle your arm and
then the noodle? Noodle?

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Should we noodle?

Speaker 4 (04:45):
I would love to.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
I got something output in the water sharp.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
That was actually an episode of bad ideas, was I was,
I was going to go noodle?

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Did you make a joke and be like I could
do it with I got a bait?

Speaker 4 (04:58):
And what do we noodle? What? What fits for? Now?

Speaker 1 (05:00):
I think it's it's a giant catfish and then you
just let them like suck on your arm until you
like put their whole arm in their mouth and they
pull it out.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
It's it literally might be the scariest thing in my
mind that you could do. That sounds absolutely terrifying. I
number one, I do that's scariest thing in your mind.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
I don't, you can do. I don't like fish.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
Maybe I will admit that that's scary to me. Scariest.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
What's so scarier than letting a fucking a big ass catfish?

Speaker 4 (05:35):
You're sticking to it.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
You cover yourself in meat and throw yourself in the
middle of a shark feeding frenzy.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
That's pretty scarier. That's not even just like out running
in a mountain. You look back and you hear something,
You turn into a mountain lion. Go on, let me
get that.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
I hate the thought of that, or how about that thought.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
You are camping, okay, and you you trip, you trip
backwards on a on a log land and when you land,
you just hear.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
I know.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
It's not scarier.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
I don't realize we're doing sound effects. Okay, ready, So
you're a janitor. You've got a lot of keys. You
just said to a little boy, I'm gonna go to
the roof of the building and get that ball you roof.
You're up there in a rainstorm, you hear thunder, you're
struck by lighting. That's pretty crazy.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
There's something about sticking any part of your body in
swamp water and waiting for something to come down for.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Very scary.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
It would be scarier if it's alligator infestival.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
I hate alligators, Oh god, oh God. I hate that
they are so scary to me.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
The words you're choosing to use scariest and hate alligators
are the scariest.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Well, a lot of hatred spawns from being scared.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
And you might hate sticking your arm into a catfish.
You would hate that.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Sometimes the things you hate is because you're really you
fear that.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
But I don't hate alligators. I think alligators are kind
of cool. I think they're my fast favorite animal. I
do not like alligators. You don't respect them.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
No, Wait, and you have.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
So much love in your heart.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
That's what's so weird, Blake as you're throwing off this
hate for alligators, when I feel the blake that I
knew that I lived with for seven years. We were
a domestic partnership in the eyes of the law.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
Yeah, owned a reptile.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
I'm kind of considering this boat boat trip, yes, our honeymoon.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Well don't but uh, I'm just going to be there
too also, so you.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Don't try to make this on even put my pole
in the water.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
Don't worry you guys doing in there.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Me and a couple of buffalo milks.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
I feel like the old you would have loved an alligator?

Speaker 2 (07:58):
No, no, no, would have think the fuck cool?

Speaker 4 (08:00):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (08:00):
I ate them? I did until I went to Florida.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
I went to the Everglades and I was amongst wild alligators.
And when you get out of the car to take
a pee on the freeway and you you know.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
They croak, They croak like frogs. They're like, okay.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
And you and you hear the hair. It is absolutely
terrifying because you know they they they will jump out
and they will get you and they will bring you
under that darn water and they will tear you up.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
Boy.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Well yeah, but don't they I mean, I know they
say that they walk fast.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
They do.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Oh they're fast, But when you see them, they're like
they like wiggle but like serpentine.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
You can outrun that thing.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
No, you have to zigzag. You have to zig zag
and you cannot. You have to zigzag when you run
from an alligator because they can't.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Dude, Hey, guess what, guess what what? I can outrun
an alligator and I'm.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
Slow, you know, And I'm slow.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
No, absolutely, How fast do alligators run?

Speaker 2 (09:05):
I'm going to guess they run about twenty five miles
per hour.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Shut the fuck up what I'm saying, bro, They run
twenty five there fast as hell.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
Boy.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
They come out of that water, they get you, they
bring you under the water, tear your ass up.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
I got two words to say. I got two words
to say. Greatest commercial of our childhood Crocodile Mile. Remember
that commercial?

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Hell is that your childhood? What the hell is that?

Speaker 4 (09:30):
You're so old? You guys didn't have Crocodile mile rocket.
I remember the slipp it it's a slipping slide, right, God,
what happened to slip and slide? It's a slip and slide.
But at the end there was like the pool that
you bumped into. Yeah, and I just remember the commercial
being like, well, what's better than this?

Speaker 2 (09:47):
What was it? It was there like a cool theme song,
like it's a crocodile mile.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
They're little. I don't remember the commercial. Oh here's the commercial.
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Side dude, hit the pump, say the dives.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
Crooked oil mile, the great new water slide, went splashdown pool,
the incredible boomerang bump that.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Sends you flying, but watch out for the corn.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
Oh, it hits a bump and takes a dive.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
I remember making jokes like it's like it's like it's
probably some dude doing blow and he's like, it takes
a bump, dude.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
You know it was summer, not the dog days yet,
but you know it was somemer when they started spinning
that commercial.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Hit a bump and take a dive. That's very Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
Anyway, you guys are talking to Miles Brower were talking alligators.
That was this is add in.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Action that commercials from nineteen eighty eight. So we're too
young to fully remember this commercials, being as as many
years older than us.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
I had just got to college out.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
I do remember that. Now, how fast do you alligators run?
Todd hit me with that information.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
Can we get sponsored by Gronk or whatever? Like uh,
Joe Rogan And he's like, we're brought to you by
fucking whatever. Let's ask it and then they get the
answers back. We can't get any of that money.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Oh is that right? They're sponsored by like an AI company?

Speaker 4 (11:09):
I think so.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Oh dude, alligators can run from eleven to fifteen miles
per hour on land. That's pretty that's pretty fast, roughly
twenty miles per hour.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Wait, what the hell for short bursts?

Speaker 4 (11:22):
Adam can run sixteen.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
There's no way that an alligator's catching me. And I
think this is my jackass. I would like to shoot this.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
I was gonna say this. We could sell to Netflix.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
And we could sell can add them out ruck animals.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
I don't want you to get bit by an alligator. No,
they get you and then they bring you underwater. They
tear your ass up.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Boy, all that cake, the fact that you add an
accent when you start talking like Floridian, they jung you.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
You like, can't tay all your words.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
It's off putting.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
This is the second time he's done. I know it's offensive.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
And I tried to call it out earlier, but then
we talked to cross it to a mile.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
What are you doing over here? Man?

Speaker 2 (12:03):
It's it's offensive. When I talk gator, it's when I
talk gator.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
When I talk gator.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
I get a little twang because that's how you talk
gator out there there, Because they grabbed you, they.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
Take you under the water, they tear your ass up.
You guys ever watched cool hand Luke yeah, of course.
Watch Cool Hand Luke. Yeah, great, great movie. There's a
guy in the movie who talks like that.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Okay, does he race alligators?

Speaker 4 (12:26):
No? No, he eats a bunch of eggs though, well,
and eat a bunch of eggs.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
God.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
And they also talk like that in water Boy Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Yeah, and in their alligators in there.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
Yeah, but this is he's talking of Florida water Boys Louisiana.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Yeah, well, both places have very scary alligators.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
I feel like Adam probably follows that Instagram dude who's like,
now move dude, you how talk with New Orleans and
it sounds like not real, But I think it is real.
It is real.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Oh yeah, like a thick accent.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
Yeah, I love it. I do you not follow that guy?
I don't know what you're talking about, but sliding Adams
DMS and center, I would.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yeah, that sounds like something I would like because I
love it.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
Seems like he's pretending, but I don't think he is.
I think it's real.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
And people they talk like down here and they talk
for another level.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
So in the back of the they just love woods
sort of slip out of their mouth and it's crazy.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
Wouldn't you good? You're good Adam. I think you need
to play like a dungeon horror movie guy who talks
like that, and it's called just like buy you Bill.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Oh yeah, that's that's my uh my horror thriller that
I will finally break me through, tails from through more
being able to act more.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
I just done a job.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
He wants to act so bad, Hollywood, come on, I
just want to fucking act again.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Hollywood boy wants the act.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
And then you really you're like, I mean I felt
like I crushed. This is oscar stuff. And then everyone's like, no, no, no, no, no,
divines back with the comedy. Listen to this voice and
you're like, no, but I didn't see the editor or not.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
How funny is it?

Speaker 1 (14:08):
It then becomes a huge hit, huge hit, but everyone
thinks it's a comedy, and they already.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
Did the behind the scenes, they did the behind the
scenes interviews with you on set. I think it's a
horror just a like, yeah, I mean, this is what
happens when you dedicate yourself to something and you just
start craft the character and the.

Speaker 6 (14:26):
Way you do the bts dry as sand. You can
do it all funny, big, crazy.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Comedy. What he really committed to that horrible character.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
Adam, divine breaks through. You lean in because you're watching
home like here, it is breaks through to another level
of comedy.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
He worked on that voice for months, for months months.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Oh man, are we currently in the dog days of
summer right now?

Speaker 5 (15:11):
Is this?

Speaker 4 (15:12):
You know?

Speaker 2 (15:13):
When you feel we better because it's hot as fuck
out there?

Speaker 4 (15:17):
God?

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Yeah, we're recording this. It's the middle of July, and
it is a thick bitch out there. It is hot
day for here, it's humid. It is for you, for
southern California, this is humid.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
Thick bitch. Yeah, a thick bitch. As you said, it's
been very hot.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Well, it's not as thick.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
You know, when you walk like we shot the right
Gemstones in Charleston, that was a different level of thick
bitch and you walk out into the thick bitch and
that humidity just hits you and your glasses fog over immediately.
Here in Soco, we don't get that. No, we don't
get that.

Speaker 4 (15:53):
You know, I do miss that about being in the Midwest,
whether it was humidity, because when nightfall, it's still warm.
And so if you're at a bar that has an
outdoor area, you're really drinking to cool off, Whereas in
La if you're outside at night at like a bar,
it's freezing, yeah, and everyone's cold and doesn't understand what

(16:17):
the fuck just happened because it was eighty eight during
the day. Well, I don't know. This week it's been.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Hot at night though, Yeah, I think it has been
a warm one.

Speaker 4 (16:24):
Because it's been humid. It's been trying to.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
It's been warm enough.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
I've been sleeping a little bit in the nude, So
that's how I know it's getting pretty odd at.

Speaker 4 (16:33):
And what do you mean a little bit? And then
ye mean a big long bit? You mean a big
old thick in the nude medium? Not as little as
you think, bit, I don't know yesterday, just as little
as you thought.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
My BA impression, he's either talks, I think honestly. Last
night last night, I was looking at myself like in
that way, and I was I was pretty bummed. I
was pretty calm.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
Oh yeah, well that's not isn't it? More often than
not sometimes you're looking to go all.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Right, Also, what does that mean exactly? You were looking
at yourself in that way? Do you often just like
behold your manhood in the mirror.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
No, it was sometimes weird.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
I was like, I was like bending over it. I
was trying to look at my dick from eye level,
like we look at it this way, you know, like
in the mirror and down. I was trying to get
on my like to my penis and look look at it.

Speaker 4 (17:35):
You got down on your like as close as.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
I could you.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
You caught your dick in the mirror and you were
dropped to your knees. How how did you do that?

Speaker 2 (17:43):
How would you do like just like like doing so
you were trying to suck your own penis. No, no, no, no, no,
no no no, that is not what I was trying
to do.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
You showed us right now that you were trying to
suck on penis.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
No, I was just trying to look at you. Man,
I was not, And I told say, I'm that too.
I'm just trying to look at it.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
When you can look at it from right where you are, dude,
you know what you can do. You can take a
photo of it and then just look at it.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Not photos. I want to see it in person. You know,
photos don't do it. Justice.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
I agree, okay, I agree, it doesn't photograph. Well, I
feel like when I take a picture of myself, not
my dick, but myself. I look at it and I go,
is that what I look like? I think I look
better in person than I photo. I hope I do.
I hope I do. That's what I think.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Uh yeah, none of us do.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
None of us do. None of us look better in
person or none of us photograph. Well, both all for both,
and I think that might be part of the breakthrough situation. Both.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
I think, I think both.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Uh yeah, I mean, you know, well, it's also just yourself.
Like I look at photos of myself and I'm like,
what the fuck?

Speaker 5 (19:01):
What?

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Like, what the fuck?

Speaker 5 (19:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (19:04):
But don't you meet people in person and you go,
they actually look weirder in person than they do in
movies or TV. Yeah, William H. Macy are uh not weird.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
He looks pretty good.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
I never seen him, Yeah we did.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
We saw him at the super Bowl.

Speaker 4 (19:21):
Never seen him. I think that there are people with
like exaggerated features. We can say that, like a lot
of women in Hollywood have giant eyeballs, and you don't
really you can't really tell when you're watching them on
TV or movies because you just the eyes are captivating.
Kind of let you in the window of the souls.
Blake was about to say, I was, yeah, and then

(19:42):
you see him in person, You're like, there's some big
ass eye.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
You got some big eyes.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
That's a lot, that's a lot you've got excee, come extra,
ey bro, you are not running out eyeball, you.

Speaker 7 (20:02):
Got it a whole lot of eye. And they don't
look as they don't look as.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Uh. Yeah, well happens a lot with uh.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
I mean some actresses and actors, but also models, Like
a lot of times models are they have to have
such a striking look to be on the runways, strut
and your stuff.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
And then in real life, what's up with the eyeballs?

Speaker 4 (20:39):
They got a whole lot of eye, whole lot of
long as they got enough, they got enough.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
They look like giraft.

Speaker 4 (20:46):
Yeah weird.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
I will say though, like models literally literally, that's why
that's why we didn't date them.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
It's like.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
They don't I would never I would never want to
date like a really sexy, successful model.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
I know.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
Blake's scariest is alligators. For me, it's definitely models. Can
we change somethings?

Speaker 2 (21:10):
Yuck? Yeah, Like that's why I never did in my past.
I was like, oh disgusting to me. No, they look
good in clothes out of clothes.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
No, no, thank you. Why are you even still talking
about them? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (21:25):
I will say one time I was like eating out
in Hollywood and what's your name? Zoey sell Donna?

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Yeah right, oh yeah, gosh, she was so pretty gorgeous.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
I was like, holy crap, yeah yeah, Zoea's holdnna absolutely stunning.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
I was alright, yeah, here comes the.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Most like too beautiful, Like no, thank you?

Speaker 4 (21:45):
Yuckah yeah, restraining order arriving soon. Someone told me that
the podcast a guy was talking about me and I
just want to make sure that it was just like
it's like it's.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Like time stopped. I just saw her. I was like, whoa,
this is a very beautiful person, just like so ild on.

Speaker 4 (22:04):
I saw a clip, very funny bit about eyeballs being
too big. I was l O l ing. This is
a text to her people my bad, but lock him up.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
You know, we were just talking about that. I'm like,
she is unreal, She's my number.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
I love her. Here we go and I'm glad you
want a new movie.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Well of course, but like a celebrity, you've been living
on this Penelope Cruise dude, oh yeah, come on. And
she's now in that new movie what is it called
The The Invite or the Yeah where it's like about
like a three stumm or something.

Speaker 4 (22:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Seth Rogan's in it. I think it's like a couple
swamp movie.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
She's also been popping up in the in the crowd
at a World Cup games and she's looking great.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
Spain The Invite.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Yeah, that is some good Spanish jeans, right, Thereenlope Cruise.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
Her and hoveyar Bardem.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Oh my gosh, wingo tango let me adam both.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
So I got forwarded this clip from the show. This
man kept talking about me. I need a restranding order.
Not that it wasn't funny. There was a funny bits.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
That's not offensive because that's a really good impression big.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
Ohs, the ohs are too much grande o hoos, very funny.
I watched it translated. Does YouTube translate us? Can you
click into like Portuguese or some shit? I don't think so,
we're not on YouTube. That's sorry, Netflix, brother father, Netflix, Sorry, Yes,
we love I want to get translated.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Our corporate overlord, there's no way they do right, AI
does it? Oh, by the way, get weird.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
My my like my ring camp my god, go ahead,
grandpa my ring cam. Now it tells me like what's
at the door. Like you know how I would text
you like there's someone at your door today, it was like,
there's a person at your door with a shit zoo.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
I was like, what the fuck? What is going on here?
When did I with the shitsu dog?

Speaker 4 (24:11):
Yeah? It said that could have been worse, could have
been a zoo's ship. Uh okay, that's interesting And you're like, tm,
I I don't need to know that.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Yeah, why do I?

Speaker 4 (24:20):
What? What?

Speaker 2 (24:20):
When did I tell you I needed to know that?
That's bizarre? Like when did it start doing that?

Speaker 1 (24:25):
It's getting smarter in case you're you like those dogs
the least and you hit those dogs.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yeah, that's where it seems like it's a bit of
a slippery slope here.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
I mean I could take it or leave it. Yeah,
maybe you hung.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
Out too closely, like your phone was connected too closely
next to someone that owned a shitsu, Like you were
at a bar or something, and you know how that
that's how they say they do it, like you sit
next to someone and your phones are close and they
think you're hanging out with them, and then you'll get
information about what they like.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
Shitsu's well, you know, like you could go out so
so like in public and then like because you're sitting
next to the person, suddenly your discoveries are all just
semi nude women exercising. Yeah, and it's only because it's
because you were in the grocery store, like looking at
crackers next to some pervert.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yeah, and that's what that's what you've explained to your wife. Yeah,
it's really weird, Like.

Speaker 4 (25:21):
Didn't even cross my mind, honey.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
I don't know why I keep getting weird, like World
Cup theme, porno coming up yet on my phone, Like
look they have honey.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
The Explore page is all half nude women working out.
It's all hot Argentina, Babe. It's just because I was
next to someone at the grocery store. So it's nothing
to do with what I'm like.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
You know what, I'll never go to the grocery store,
fe this last time I go there.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Fine, you know, fine, you know fine, I'm I guess
I'm not grocery shopping. I guess I'm not grocery shopping
and I'm not cooking.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
Look, I'll take them for the team. Yeah, I'll stop cooking,
not that I ever started. And I'll stop going to
the grocery store. Yeah, that can be something you do,
all right, and then you know it'd be really funny.
Is I checked your discoveries? You don't want to see that.
Oh it's it's just kind of people marching for civil
rights and uh yeah, huh.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Where are you what kind?

Speaker 4 (26:18):
You might not be going to the right grocery shop.
I was at Ralph's.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Perverts.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
Go to Ralph's. Pervert Central rals is nasty.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Yeah, some bad boys, pavilion freaks, I.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Will say the Do you remember the the Ralphs that
they called the rock and Roll Ralphs on Sunset?

Speaker 4 (26:37):
How could I forget? Of course?

Speaker 2 (26:38):
Yes, it's a famous Hollywood attraction.

Speaker 4 (26:42):
Yeah. Did I see Uncle Phil there? Did you? Guys?
I thought you said that that was at the Whole Foods,
But no, I saw Uncle Phil at the Ralph's.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Oh really, I remember when you said you saw Uncle Phil. Yes,
I do too. That was a big That was a
big day in all of our lives.

Speaker 4 (26:59):
Yes, I think you, By the way, those were the
days where like when you did see someone you would
tell everyone and they were like, we're here, we made it,
We're amongst Uncle Phil.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Yeah. I was just talking about this actually, like how
crazy it was and how exciting it was when you
first start to like you move to LA and you
actually see someone that's working in TV or has worked
in TV.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
My first star sighting was the limo driver in blank Check.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
Legend. I think he r and he was drinking a beer.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
At the grove at the bar, the bar in the
Farmer's market, at the girl. Yeah, that's a great sighting.

Speaker 4 (27:41):
He's also the electrician who's got the cut off the
power grid in die Hard.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
He's also the funny neighbor in the Burbs. His name
escapes me right now.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
He was in a bond just I need to watch
the Burbs again.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
Yeah, but very memorable. You know, like white guys are
always kind of the same. It's very hard to pop.
He had something that set him apart. Yeah, legend was
his name was Rick Rick Rick Dukerman.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Yeah, Duke Comman, Dacombe Coman.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
Yeah, you got to run with.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
And he is not dead right and we are not
giving him flowers.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
He died.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
I think he just died.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
No, I think he just died. No, no, he died
a few years ago.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yeah, okay in ten ten plus years ago. Okay, my god,
we didn't kill him.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
No, no, no, he was he was good. But but
I was that's a great that's a great sight. Yeah, Ricky,
I remember. I was like shook.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
He was one of my very first And then we
saw I think I was with either you or Kyle,
and we saw, uh, who's the guy that was married
to Was it Luke Perry that was married to Megan Fox?
And we saw them both, No, Brian Austin Green and
we saw them both. Yea at I like that I

(28:56):
led with Brian Austin Green. When Meghan Fox is also
at the bar.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
See you, But she's like, yeah, but you didn't know
she was right, you know she was? Yeah? Maybe not,
I don't I don't remember, but I remember being like,
what was her pop off?

Speaker 4 (29:12):
She was just Megan, she was just a Fox. Now
she's Megan Fox.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
What was her first movie?

Speaker 4 (29:17):
What was her jump? There's a lot of eyeball.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
I'm like, especially I'm like Transformers Megan Fox. Yeah, not
for me. You had to turn that movie off because
of that? Was it?

Speaker 4 (29:32):
Transformer Megan Fox in Transformers. I think if you watched
that now, it would feel like it's from an entirely
different era than even when it came out. It really
put her on like a we're gonna do slow motion
on this woman the entire movie want in a way
that you're.

Speaker 8 (29:49):
Like, my dig was like, wait, why was your making
those voice is like a transformer?

Speaker 3 (30:02):
Yeah, that's the noise they make when yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah keep up? Sorry sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry,
this is our sound effects.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
That Hey, Megan, we think you're kind of glistening and
sweaty in this scene.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Also, sure, I'm it's really really not that hot out
we're in. We're in the snow.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
We're running for my life, I know. But if we
could just lose one, like a button comes open, like
maybe when you're running Michael.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Bay get her for the bab Bays, I mean, and
by the way, like it.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
Kind of it did wonders for her career.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
I don't know what.

Speaker 4 (30:37):
I don't know. It's interesting looking back, I'm like, wow,
they really just were like you're so hot, you're gonna
be bigger than the Transformers. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
I think she was too hot, too hot for the world.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
She was hot bigger than that. She was hotter than
the transforming.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
He truly like looked at his at his like shot
list and was like, scratch this.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
The first day he gets her on said he's like, no, no, no,
we're not going to shoot the transformers today.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
Let's have her going into the the the engine of
the transformer, her at This is how you meet her.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
Just just have her working on the car.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
She stick it out, her ass is out, and then
then you find out that the transformer, the engine is
like their dicks.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
Okay, alight the covin.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
Okay, okay, someone get Michael, get Michael, Michael, so go back,
go back to the video.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
Yeah all right, hey, okay, Michael, let's show you back
to the director. So low rise jeans eras just obsessed costumes.
Do we have any genes that rise lower? Can we
just cut them? I want to win, to be able
to pass underneath. Is how low I knew.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Hit us with some prime Megan Fox photos.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
Here, Todd, this is the way I mean the mama,
oh mama, this is have you guys seen her in person?

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Though, I bet there's no way, there's no way she's
this smoking. She can't. She can't be No now, machine gun, Kelly,
you're a lucky man, you lucky son of a bitch.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
And then uh, post hot pictures of us to look
at as well, and then catch a candid hot photo.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
I dare you, it's it's impossible. It's IMPOSSI candidly. He's
pretty hot.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
By the way, Brian Austin Green and Blake Anderson are doppelgangers,
and I'm I'm willing.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
To die on that, dude.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
I'm looking at a photo of the two of them
Getty Images. Brian Austin Green and my boy Blake Anderson.
They do not look that dissimilar.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
That was a ride. They almost don't look alike a lot.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
No, they don't look dissimilar. They look close enough.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
If they were brought just cut your hair, you could
have married Megan Fox.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
Nos, that's why he did it. He's like, no, thank you.
You will be growing my hair to keep the ladies away. No,
thank you.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
I'm fine right where I am with my hot boyfriends.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
Hello, wait, bring the rods to the boat.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
I'm bringing buffalo milk. You you never seen a guy
drink so.

Speaker 4 (33:27):
Much buffalo milk.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
So, my god, you're gonna just just a white mustache.
All the buffalo milk. You got milk.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
We're getting down down. I might have you hared, Catalina.
You couldn't see my dick.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
At eye level.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
I wrote down one thing that I was thinking of
this week that I was like, this is something I
want to because I want to mine. I want to
I'm gonna do the what's the name Gavin News and
he talks like this all the time.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
He's like, I will yeah, yeah, well that's a classic
pill Clinton maneuver.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
Well, yeah, to do this, to do both of them
at the same time, just like you know we're talking.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Well, he's still in that from Trump Trump When he dances,
he goes such an iconic dance.

Speaker 4 (34:13):
But so I wanted to mind you guys for these
it's it's basically like alpha bro vocabulary. Okay, I know,
I know, we don't really throw around, but then when
you hang out with a few like alpha bros, they
throw these words around and you go, yeah for sure,

(34:35):
oh like that, Okay, so that's the word you guys use.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
What word are we talking about?

Speaker 4 (34:40):
So I wrote down a few because I was like, well,
what alpha bros are are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Like when we go to the Super Bowl and you
hang out with the Long Brothers, hang around Bo Jackson
and we see Bo Jackson from a distance.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
Yeah, no, not no, those guys are definitely it's definitely
mostly No, no, it's not even the Long Brothers because
they're pretty low key, but it is probably people they
hang out with. It's mostly if I if I see
my buddy who used to play hockey, he has a
vocabulary that I'm like, Oh, okay, that's what That's what
the guys are saying. And so here's here.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
So here's the first drop some man words.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
So you're saying, we don't have the testosterone. Our tea
is too low to be throwing these around.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
So here's one that I'm just like, I would never
have thought to use this when someone when you're like
you beat somebody's ass, Yeah you tuned them up.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Yeah that is a manly thing.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
I saw. Dude, this guy pulled over the other night
fucking got tuned up right in front of the gas
station by my house.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Yeah, yeah, that is a tuned up. That's a good one.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
But to me, I don't know, I don't know if
that is alpha as much as that is like that
feels like a thing a grandfather would say, like it
got tuned up.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Well, grandpas are kind of the most alpha male.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
True, you're not sure this is true. The way that
they describe women as a smoke show.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
Oh whoa, yeah, yeah, I call him hotty Bob.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
I would never throw around smoke shit. Yeah, hotty boom blotdies.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Yeah, weap.

Speaker 4 (36:09):
Oh holy, whatever it is, I have to miss pronounce it.
Oh yeah, bitch, Like when somebody throws a pass it's
a piss missile.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
Oh fuck, that's tied too.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
I don't like that. I don't like it. Just threw
a fucking straight pissmissile fifty yards and I'm like a pistmas.
I don't, I don't. I don't like that. Dude.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
No, I like that one a lot.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Did I tell you when I and he's not even
I mean, he's an alpha bro, but he's older.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Now.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
When I did that golf tournament with Drew Bledsoe, you
never lose it. Yeah, and he they were tossing the
football around and he's like, hey, divine, and he just
fucking he knows what he's doing. He wasn't putting anything
on it. He could just throw the piss missile, and
it just fucking was way harder than that.

Speaker 4 (36:57):
I'm used to catching a football for my friends.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
And then I went to throw it and my spiral
wasn't that tight, and then he said something like, oh,
we got to work on that.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
I was so embarrassed.

Speaker 5 (37:09):
He goes.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
To me again and I acted like I had to
go get my ball hold.

Speaker 5 (37:15):
I was like, oh, I.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Gotta yeah, and I like sort of like hop hop
stepped away.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
You refuse to catch a pass?

Speaker 4 (37:24):
I did. I caught one.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
I caught one, and I was like, dude, and then
at my pass wasn't that great.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
I'm like, I'm not going to get into a I'm
not I'm not throwing the pigskin around here. Yeah, we're
not throwing piss miss You're all wobbles. I can't throw
a piss missile at all.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Throw throwing a football is It's not easy.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
Do you guys? Are you guys in text chains or
do you hear other guys using words that you're like,
I guess that's what the guys are using. Weapon is
another one when they call someone an absolute weapon. I
like that.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Yeah, that one.

Speaker 4 (37:56):
I'm not saying. It's not to like I'm just saying, like,
these are words that are use commonly constantly, they're just
not at my like I just don't have I'm not like.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
We're not broy enough.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
And I've always said that I've always had we should
be or BROI we need to grow up, grow up
and brow up.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
Yeah, I look.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
I would look at Blake in the morning with almost
disgust and I would say.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
In your bed, bro up, go make us break.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
When we lived together, I was I would just see
you in the kitchen, I'm like, wow, bro up because
he was just looking a little bitch made or something,
and I was like, dude, brow the fuck up.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Man.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
When I wake up, that is the manliest I am.
When I wake up, I wake up like a goddamn
man full.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
And then what you get less manly throughout the day.

Speaker 4 (38:46):
Well, then I beautify and I do my hair, and
you know, do you guys have any words like this
that you're like, I know, because do you know what
I'm saying?

Speaker 2 (38:54):
You know what I'm saying, what you're saying. Yeah, there's
a vocab, that.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Real vocabulary that I'm like, I don't even you're right,
and I don't think I have any words because all
my friends are actors or comedians.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
Like we say boobs, we say boobs, right, they say
cans was zero like irony, They're like, look at those cans.
Do they say knockers? Those are Do they say knockers?
I don't think they say. I don't think they say knockers.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
I say, do they say whamblies? I say, check out
those titsas.

Speaker 4 (39:25):
No, we're busy having fun and they're busy going those
are kids.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Yeah, they're being serious about it instead of having fun
with it, right, okay, yeah, and it does.

Speaker 4 (39:35):
It does when you were talking about how guys are
not joking and how like it is adjacent to that.
But I just there's a whole little words out there
that I don't tap into.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
I don't have any real friends like that. I don't
have any real friends like that.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
Yeah I wish I did, I wish I. I just
don't get invited to things that have real, real men present.

Speaker 4 (39:57):
Yeah yeah, yeah, you know what me either. So you
guys don't even know any more of what I'm talking about. Now,
you do know what I'm talking about. When I say it,
you get it.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
I know what you're saying.

Speaker 4 (40:08):
Drs.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
And I think you probably are more in those circles
than myself or Blake definitely, definitely not Blake, definitely.

Speaker 4 (40:17):
I do like the idea of somebody coming up to
me to be like, yeah, hey, we've never met, and
then within moments they're backing away, going I gotta go
just saw a smoke show. They out of the way.
I'm gonna do a frat lap and you're like, don't
see you. That's by the way. That's another thing. I'm
gonna go do a lap. When you're at a bar,
I'm gonna go do a lap. La.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
I feel like I feel like we used to do
a lap, especially like when you were a young single guy.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
You just take a hot lap. I understand, But do
you say it?

Speaker 2 (40:46):
Yeah? I think back in the day, I would say
I'm taking a hot lap.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
I think when we were like at like yeah, or
you're like twenty three, you know, I mean like I
still take a lap. See what arcade game do they
have or like you know, like where do they have
Ancho cheese machine?

Speaker 4 (41:01):
There? Taking a lap on out Run? He loves video game.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
I take a hot lap. There's a pinball machine in
the corner. I didn't know.

Speaker 4 (41:09):
Come take a hot Laplake's talking about a dog.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Like, ladies, see if they have any hot dogs in
the crock pot.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
I see in the corner. Those are to follow your nose.

Speaker 4 (41:21):
Remember that.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
Remember that cool scene in Rookie of the Year where
like Daniel Stern is taking out uh rowing gardener to
the bar and then he like walks up to the
two hot chicks and he's like, ladies and then they're
like looking like, oh, is he going to talk to us?
And he's like, excuse me, like in the part and
there's a pinball machine.

Speaker 9 (41:41):
Yeah, great, legendary, legendary, like because you think like, oh,
this is about to take this character into a place
that is a little icky, and that makes him not.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
Like showing this rude for him anymore. And then he
goes straight for the pinball and you're like, this dude
is my hero. Yeah, he's a guy. Call that's my
top guy. This dude is not a weapon. Yeah, I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
That's my type of weapon, by.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
The way, that's my way. Oh, this is perfect. This
is perfect. Daniel Stern versus the Rocket in Rookie of the.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
Year, Yeah, the Rocket's got a vernacular.

Speaker 4 (42:15):
Plenty of people rocked the Rocket Jersey in Chicago.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
Yeah, chet Chet's deadman.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
But who's but who's wearing the fucking manager? Dudes? What
was his name?

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Sorry, I'm a little lost. I don't have this at
the tip of my Who was the Rocket? Was that
Gary Busey?

Speaker 4 (42:32):
Gary Busey played like the agent chest Stebman, chet stebmen.
What I said, brought it the rocket chest Stbman. But
they called him the rock.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
They called him the Rocket, and.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
He was like the aging pro. It was actually like
a guy who would tune somebody up.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
Yeah, he was tuning people up. He would say cans.
He starts hooking up with his his mom. He starts
choking up with his mom, which is pretty pretty sick.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Oh my god. Well the mom was the smoke.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
She she was dude, where is she?

Speaker 4 (42:58):
She was due?

Speaker 2 (42:58):
She was so beautiful.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
I feel like I might have said smoke show at
one point in my life. I might have been like
a true smoke show.

Speaker 4 (43:05):
Do you you don't know who you were saying it
to one of these guys. That's the only reason you
said it, because you were like.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Yeah, I'm just trying to fit in.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
I just well, I feel like these guys. Also, they're
the ones that on ironically say let's.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
Go a lot. Yeah exactly, they say it a lot,
which which I have to just admit.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
It's such a plague.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
It's almost it's almost unavoidable at this point.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
Oh, it's such a plague.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
It is.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
It's completely it is. It's completely taken over our unit.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
Like I was watching this live ultra run and guys
are saying it there and you're like, these dorky weirdos
who run two hundred miles are screaming, let's go.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
It's crazy. Will it ever go away? Or is it
gonna be Let's go forever? H who's gonna it? Will? Well,
let's stop, let's go.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
I tried to start, they to start a movement, and
you're ahead of it.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
Really catch on, and you know why we failed.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
You need a man at this. It's so annoying.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
It's yeah, and it's it's every where you go.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
I will like I feel like in a decade, though,
some someone's gonna get sick and tired a long time.

Speaker 4 (44:07):
It's been around since like five.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Yeah, it's been a decade. It's not going Oh man,
it's getting worse.

Speaker 4 (44:13):
It was here in two thousand and eight. You can
hear Phelps scream it in Beijing. Guys, whoa was that
the first let's go?

Speaker 2 (44:19):
It's his fault.

Speaker 4 (44:20):
I don't know if it was the first one, but
they were saying it. Swimmers were already saying it there,
and I would hope it's I do think there is
a trickle down. I don't think swimmers are saying let's
go and then the basketball team's like, oh cool, I'm
gonna use that. I think people are draining threes and
saying let's go, are scoring touchdowns and saying let's go,
and then swimmers are like, can we borrow that?

Speaker 2 (44:40):
I'll be taking that one to pool. I didn't I
didn't see it.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
But Chloe says in The Odyssey, Oh, I want to
see if there's a trailer out that people are roasting
online because Matt Damon, when he's like leading his crew
into battle, he screams, let's go.

Speaker 4 (44:59):
No, oh, well, I.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
See you, let's go.

Speaker 4 (45:03):
We gotta we need to go back to the text. Okay,
Homer might have been the first one.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
To stay let's go, right, let's go. Yeah, that's kind
of wild. Is that the first let's go? But by
the way back then. It means like let's go, literally,
let's go, yeah, we need It's a command as opposed
to a compliment or whatever.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
The fuck, whatever the fuck it is.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
I feel like Chris Nolan should have looked at that
and then go, I'm not gonna have this trailer moment
be Tom Brady's company's name.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Let go, like, let's his company's name is like, let's
go entertainment or.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
Whatever is so bad. It's so dorky. He did try
and copyright it, and everyone's like people have been saying
it for fifteen years, but okay, yeah, it's just so dorky.
But the fact that we're still talking about it, it's unreal.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
I mean it's it's just infiltrated every aspect of a life.
Rather take a piss missile to the face, dude, I wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
I actually wouldn't even want to be Tom Brady. Like
it's like the disgusting, like, what a shitty life that
would be. Have you seen his diet?

Speaker 4 (46:11):
It's what a nerd? What a dork?

Speaker 2 (46:12):
Like, that's the drink smoothies.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
I feel bad for him, honestly, his ex wife model.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Yeah, could you imagine having children with that?

Speaker 4 (46:22):
Thing, ye, creature. Yeah, I won't be doing none of that,
thank you, thank you.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
I'll be over here doing my own bang.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
Yeah, no, thank you.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
I'd rather spend time with an alligator.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
Did I tell you guys that my parents the story
about Bo and the alligator at the zoo?

Speaker 3 (46:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (46:56):
Go ahead. Did I tell you guys about this? No?

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Actually I haven't heard about this. Yeah, I would, dude.
My parents took Bow. I was working clothes doing something.
My parents like, we want to take Bow to this
reptile place that's nearby. And we're like, sure, okay, you
know it's a zoo.

Speaker 4 (47:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
Uh like yeah, sorry, take the tar.

Speaker 4 (47:18):
Uh totally. And my two year old, I guess.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
BO was walking along and there's like it's a glass enclosure, right,
and there's an alligator and this alligator sized up Bo.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
And my dad said, my dad watched the whole thing.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
He's like it was hilarious.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
Both just walking along.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
This alligator like sizes him up and then sneaks up
on him and then charges the glass. Bo is two
inches from the glass and chomps the glass, and my
horse Bo flies back and starts crying because it was terrifying.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
Yeah. And then that's a core memory. As it's a
core memory.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
And my dad was like, he was so scared it
was hilarious. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure it was funny.

Speaker 4 (48:05):
But dude, on his podcast in twenty five years, he's like,
scariest thing as alligators. I think we all knows I'm sorious, dude.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
That's where it started.

Speaker 4 (48:14):
He goes models alligators.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
He came home and I'm like, god, you have fun, buddy,
and he's like just putting together words and he goes.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
Dad, so scared.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Bo cried, The alligator went chomp, it went chomp. Bo cried,
and I go, oh, you cried. And then he goes,
and you would too, like he was like, and then
Chloe came in.

Speaker 4 (48:35):
That's when I'm gonna tune you up, bitch.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
And you would no, and I wouldn't too. You would too, Yeah,
he said you would too.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
And then Chloe comes in and he says the same thing,
and he goes, and you would too, Mama. I'm like,
who taught him to like put his feelings on someone else? Like, bitch,
I cried, but you would also cry.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
Yeah, I'm not the only one here crying. He was
speaks in the third person that's yeah a problem. It was.
It was really scary.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
I pooped my pants and you will too, and you
would too.

Speaker 5 (49:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
Another one just popped on my mind. Hoss calling anybody
hass Ironically, this is just something I would never do.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Yeah, I feel like that's a like a football. I
feel like you learn these on the grid iron.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
These seem very much. Why is a thumb keep popping
up on your screen, Blake?

Speaker 4 (49:22):
Because Blake is fun?

Speaker 10 (49:23):
This is I don't know, man, I'm sorry. I think
my computer's listening and and likes what you're saying. Oh okay,
well thanks. I feel like that's on the grid iron.
You you learn cool words like that. And none of
us played football, so I know. I really that's the
missing link and we should we should brow up.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
Blake. Can you throw a football, Blake?

Speaker 2 (49:45):
I can throw it? Okay, I want it, you know,
I want to call it.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
I can throw it. Well, I can't throw it far. Now.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
If Drew Bledsoe wanted to play catch with you, I would,
I would. I would do that.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
Yes, I I really do wish that I played some
one game of football in high school or something, just
so I had some I saw photos of you from
I met you right after high school, you would get
tuned up.

Speaker 4 (50:10):
Okay, I will. We all know this. We all know.
We all remember the freshman year when there's like whoever
went out for the football team and you're like, what
aren't you getting lit the fuck up out there? And
they're like, yes, they're little and they kind of like
it and they're scrappy.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
I just want to I don't even isn't I just
don't even have any idea as to what it feels
like to be tackled in pads.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
You never played at all. I played a little bit.
I played it.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Yeah, I just have no idea because it I mean, obviously,
here's just ship looks like it.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Hurts God because I played, I was hit by the
CEMENTI going into sixth grade, and then I played football
in the fall of eighth grade and I had just
learned how to walk, like I had just gotten.

Speaker 4 (50:57):
I bet your parents are like, what are we doing crazy, dude.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Well, my I was like, I'm going to play football
this year, and my parents.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Were like, dude, you're not going to play football. And
then my mom goes, Okay, if the doctor says you
could play football, you could play football, and then the
doctor would just fucking rose art stick and it.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Was just like, oh, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (51:18):
I feel like, if you want to play football, you
could play football.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Oh I thought she was gonna slip the doctor fire.
It can't be worse than getting hit by a truck.
And then I and then I played that year and
your boy got tuned up. I'll say that, Yeah, yeah,
you were not a weapon. I wasn't.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
You would not call me a weapon.

Speaker 4 (51:35):
I go, shit your ass down. You weren't a weapon, hoss.
It was.

Speaker 5 (51:40):
It was.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
It was by like weight, So it was. And this
is in I was middle I was a middleweight in
in eighth grade. This is in Nebraska. Yeah, with some
big boys probably on that field.

Speaker 4 (51:51):
I guess that makes sense. They don't want someone to die.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
Yeah, so especially in middle school. By by high school,
I bowed out. I was like, you know what, I'm good.
I saw what happened to me in middle lea.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
Be hackey sacking.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
But even the pro even the pros are like, it
takes a week or two of getting hit again because
you're just like, god fucking damn, this sucks. And then
after a few weeks of getting hit, your body acclimates,
your nervous system starts to understand that this is not
gonna stop.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
We're just gonna get used to and then you get
through it.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
But there is a there is a like acclamation to
every season. Who was there was some other athlete talking
about this, like when they were in high school. Maybe
was Lebron who was like, I just remember because he
played football too. He's like, I'd be playing basketball and
that's kind of like light. And then the first few
weeks of playing football, you're like, fuck, this sucks. But
then you do get used to the sensation and like

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the shock to your body and the concussions, your brain starts.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
To lose that face of it.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
Uh yeah, No, football fucking sucks, I mean, and this
is why we don't know cool words.

Speaker 4 (52:59):
And dude, for swimming, sometimes when you jump, you jump
in the pool and it's cold, dude, it's like burr,
I can't get used to this. You swim really fast, dude.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
And when I'm out on when I'm out on a
fucking grassy field and my sack is sacking, yeah, I'm
just hacking up a storm and We're getting tons of
sacks with the crew, and I'm doing side stalls and
backstalls and stalls on my neck, and I can hurt
a little bit when Yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
Like honestly, you get sweaty. You do get sweaty.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
Yeah, it sucks.

Speaker 4 (53:32):
Sucks. Do you think anybody with any sort of coolness
is stalling with their neck?

Speaker 2 (53:39):
Uh? Dude, yes? Have you seen what the teens are
doing nowadays?

Speaker 5 (53:43):
No?

Speaker 4 (53:43):
Not, I'm sure your algorithm, but that I think stalling
with your foot, installing like even on your back where
you like bend over and catch it or whatever's stalling
on the neck. What the neck looks so dumb?

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:57):
I feel like there's some guys who are like, oh,
you could have saw that on your neck, and they're like,
I'm good, I'm good. The coolest is when you caught
it just on the bill of your hat. Very cool.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Oh yeah, that is so cool.

Speaker 4 (54:09):
And then you'd let it slide. That's so cool. And
then you turn to a smoke show and you're like,
where to go? I'm fucking around.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
You go dump out them cans? You smoke show?

Speaker 4 (54:19):
Hey, where to dump out the cans?

Speaker 2 (54:22):
That's a full blown sentence, dump out the cans, you
smoke show, Michael Bay, you need at the monitor.

Speaker 4 (54:29):
Michael Bay, get at us. We're righting your next Michael,
back to the video village. Stop aki sacking.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
We need you at the monitor. All right, I'm talking
to Megan man Adam.

Speaker 4 (54:42):
I got a good feeling about. You're having a breakthrough
with him. Where to go?

Speaker 2 (54:47):
You're hired.

Speaker 4 (54:49):
He might hire you just to put you in a
trailer for a week and be like, we didn't get
to it today, I don't know. Sorry, just tomorrow. We
got you tomorrow. Whoops, we missed its. Sorry today it
was a real piss missile. Uh I do love to
have Would that?

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Would that be maybe the funniest or the saddest show
of all time where you get a celebrity who really
wants to breakthrough, and they they have been around for
a while, they haven't been working for a while, and
then you get a huge director to lock them in
a trailer and that's the show. Yeah, he's just watching
them get more and more frustrated.

Speaker 4 (55:24):
Jacking off again.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Okay, more frustrated to get on set.

Speaker 4 (55:31):
Yeah, guy just keeps beating off. He won't stop.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
He actually doesn't mind the time.

Speaker 4 (55:40):
You start them off on day one with a fucking
awesome trailer, and then day two when they walk to
that trailer, you go, yeah, I'm so sorry, there was
a huge mix up. You're actually over here in this
other trailer, still a full trailer. All good. Day three,
there's been a budget snafo. We need you in a two.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
Banger, which is a trailer one on which is which.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
Is a trailer splint in half, or maybe just jump
right to a three banger which is three and then
one day you go, you're just gonna here for a
couple hours, so you're just right here in those closet ones,
which are the absolute worst. There's a like accordion door
that can you can blow it open with your fucking breath,
and someone's right there taking a ship.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
You here when the person next to you is taking
a ship and drinking off. At the same time, you
can hear like a phone go like everything heartbeat.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
Yeah, it's a bummer. It makes it really hard to
get your.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Yeah, I think they would lose that's the show and
they would lose their fucking minds.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
That's cool.

Speaker 4 (56:40):
Then you have to bring them to set and then
have like another actor paid to have a fake flip out.
Oh right, so they're like, oh, my god. Yeah, she's
been really difficult all week. This is from yesterday when
you were in a trailer all day. I'm sorry. If
you want to go, take five, we'll be up back
and running and like just twenty minutes or so, just
not just an hour or so, another five hours and

(57:03):
you go. You can go home. You can take off
the phone. And it's a full beard and full fake
mustache that they have to keep putting on and all.
Oh that's cool.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
It's like a lot of tattoo work, tons of makeup.

Speaker 4 (57:16):
Can I just leave it on? Actually you can't, or
you know what we should do.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
We give her like a really big funny nose, like
a crazy looking nose, just like big bulbous, like drunk
eyed nose that he has to paint us.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
So he just has this like dumb looking thing on
his face all day long.

Speaker 4 (57:33):
Actually, we do need you to keep it on, so
I have to go home like this.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
This is cool.

Speaker 4 (57:38):
Oh, yes, yes you do again. Don't worry. You're up
first tomorrow. I don't know if you saw the call seat.
You're up first tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
Okay, I'll be at all right at four thirty.

Speaker 4 (57:48):
We need you to get four at four thirty am.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
It's like, yeah, so we we had to change the
schedule around, but we're gonna get to you before lunch.

Speaker 4 (57:56):
We're gonna get to you before lunch. Don't worry about it.
But what what did you want for lunch? Actually I
can take your lunch order. Yeah, so they didn't they
didn't have the rabs.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
They're out of the pineapple salce.

Speaker 4 (58:08):
Oh sausa talk. We were talking, let's circle back. We
got five good.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
Minutes or listen to some hot, hot, hot hot.

Speaker 4 (58:19):
Blake had a callback to a thing that had happened
on the podcast.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
We were talking salsa right before we got on the podcast,
and I love great call back. And by the way,
what an epic callback to a thing that we did
not talk about on the podcast.

Speaker 4 (58:35):
This dude is a fucking comedic weapon.

Speaker 11 (58:37):
Is way to end the show on something we hadn't
talked about and inside joke, well, I I really did
want to talk about it because Durre said some ship
that passed me off.

Speaker 2 (58:50):
He said he'd done it, like didn't A he doesn't
like cold salsa, which is bizarre, and B he has
trouble finishing a jar of salsa, which is fun. Pathetic.

Speaker 4 (59:01):
Let me just clear my fucking name. I didn't say
I have trouble finishing a jar. I said that when
I don't because I choose not to.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
When do you not finish a jar of salsa? I
finish a jar.

Speaker 4 (59:17):
If you finish a jar salsa by yourself, that's not
a problem. That's dude, no problem. We all can blake.

Speaker 8 (59:26):
This is wrong.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
Are you the type of guy who dips his chip
like you don't get the chunks, you just dip it
in the wet party.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
Make sure no veggies get on the chick well a.

Speaker 4 (59:38):
I don't buy chunky sausa. Don't buy chunky sausa. But
when I put it back in the fridge and then
like a few days later, I open up and it's
all crusty on the inside, I'm like, I like that.
I like this is garbage. Now hold the kids, the
kids can eat it. It's just salsa crust. And then
I go and I get the new one that's room
to him, damn, you're.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
Crazy yet not liking so Also, that is has been
in the refrigerator is strange to me, and that's a weird.

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
I honestly think it is like a true That's when
I knew I was a man. Was when I started
dipping my chip really hard into salsa because I used
to be the little kid made sure there was no
you know, no pepper, no tomato, no onion on the
show I'll.

Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
Let you go for me. Is when I is when
I saw my son for the first time. You go, no, man,
I started, So you're still are you?

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
Are you kind of doing the voice still from or.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
You're like doing You're being more like you're becoming like
a comic book guy the way you're talking now.

Speaker 4 (01:00:44):
Of a sudden, when I dunk it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
When I dunk a chip, that motherfucker comes up five pounds.
I finished a salsa in three chips. I could finish John.
You know what, guys, I'm glad.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
I'm glad we wrapped this up with hot, hot salsa
talk because okay, this is a banger.

Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
Any take back. I dip my chips so hard. I
dip my chips so fucking hard. Dude, you you fucking
black being salsa? Yeah? Sure, it's not my favorite games.
What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
And it's not you it's not my favorite to me.

Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
That was a game change.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
The first time I had that, I was like, what
is this really good? I thought it's good for a
bean dip. I'm a mataos guy.

Speaker 4 (01:01:30):
Okay, go off.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
That is that is my salsa of choice. If you
can find mataos in your grocery ial check it out.
No sponsor.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
I like to go. I like to go to whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
Like usually they keep the good salsa, like in the
deli section, So it doesn't matter to me as long
as it's from the deli.

Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
Sege Oh so you go it's in the refrigerated section.

Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
Yes, of course, I'm not doing I'm not messing with
the I mean I will, don't get me wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
I'll do a pace or whatever, but I like the fresh.

Speaker 4 (01:01:59):
You will you'll go pace over like Tostitos brand, I'm
not when you're getting jars.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
It's also like that, it really doesn't matter. They all
taste the same. They're all very sugary.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
I like them, but they're not.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
You know, Blake, So you drink a whole jar of salsa,
or you have a whole jar of salsa every time?
You just have some chips and salsa. Yeah, is that
what you're saying? Like the way the way you came
out the gate, it seems crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
I blow a jar.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
I blow a jar. If I open it, I'm blowing it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:30):
Bro. No, okay, if you're if you're a bro, alpha bro,
and you're listening, first of all, welcome, thank you for
being here. I'm I'm begging you to take blow a
Jar to your realm and have it catch on because Blake,
I gotta tell you. Oh, dude, last night fucking blew

(01:02:50):
a jar.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
I blow a jar, homie.

Speaker 4 (01:02:54):
I think that's eligible. I think that's eligible. If I
heard a really cool, tough guy say that to me,
I down.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
But the way Blake said it didn't inspire confidence. He
sort of lisped, But that's.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
What pointed out. He's he's hugging his knee.

Speaker 4 (01:03:09):
Yeah, but Adam, what I'm saying is that I know
that if it's if this is taken into the world
where a guy's not hugging his knee, put it on
the lens of any arms after just learning.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
A bunch like what's your favorite salsa goat? Yeah, he's
hugging his knee. It's the last time he blew a jar.

Speaker 4 (01:03:27):
Okay, dude, I'll blow a droll. Any take backs, any apologies,
any epic slams. I'll slam cold salsa. It's just gross.
And I did venture into peach salsa, I said before
the show. Not necessary.

Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
Yeah, I I like the citrus ones, I like the mango,
I like the I like the pineapple. You know what,
I'll take back what I said about uh Zoe Saldana.

Speaker 4 (01:03:49):
That's is that? What's what's wrong with her? She's you
said she was beautiful.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
I just don't. I know, I just hope.

Speaker 7 (01:03:55):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:03:55):
I don't want to restraining order. I'm not.

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
I don't follow her. I told her one time, I
thought she was a very pretty beautiful woman.

Speaker 4 (01:04:01):
And so let me get this straight. You only saw
her one time, and it just seered into your brain
like this, like psycho stopped. You're still talking about him stopped. Now,
I get that. I understand that. Sure does she avatar? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
Yeah, she had man like a baby absolutely baby guitar.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:04:24):
Hey, I'll see you guys on the boat. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
I'm excited for that, guys. That's gonna be fun. That's
gonna be so fun. Hopefully.

Speaker 4 (01:04:32):
I guess we were one of us dies.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
We were not suicidal, as your said. Yes, absolutely, all right,
that's another episode.

Speaker 4 (01:04:46):
Important.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
It's the best,