Ep 311: 3 Bars. 10 Hours. Catalina.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
The show where we only talk about what's the most important,
bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
This is important, dude.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Just pop my cherry.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
Holy shit, and the Hulks cock was a fountain, pops back.

Speaker 5 (00:24):
And sprays so much shit everywhere.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Dude, buckle up. Wow do we were just talking off
pod and.

Speaker 5 (00:45):
Dude, dere's just telling this fucking sick story about how
he had to cut a piece of wood.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Dude, it gave me a man bonus and that shit
was important. Dude, how often are you cutting wood?

Speaker 6 (00:57):
Shout out Milwaukee, Uh, Milwaukee Power Tools Company. Yeah, ye
saw Blake's cup, said dude, great merch. They should have
score merch and they had sent us axes. Adam said
he never used the axe, and I said, dude, I
used it just a few weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Cut a four by four and a half.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Dude, that makes it a tubey two right.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Looking wood shooting everywhere, no goggles on eyes.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
Yeah, I feel like I never have the opportunity to
cut wood. And I know some it's I I understand.
It's like a it's a kink in my armor. A
chink in my armor or whatever whatever is in the armor.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Sure, it is kind of scary to say these days.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
Yeah, I don't know if I could say chink in
the armor, but I'm you know, it's a it's a dent.
It's a dent, it's a it's a huge wealth. Yeah,
it's a chinky dent in my armor.

Speaker 7 (01:47):
And I feel like you're not getting rid of I
think you just made it worse.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
You comboed, Oh I didn't. Well, regardless, it's it's a.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Take and apologies.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
I want to be more of a man, and I
understand tools are a huge part. It can't all be
just my chisel physique, you know, and the facial hair
I'm going to be able to grow at some point
in my life.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
It's not all that hard as we might try. It's
it's not that.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
It's also you have to be able to use tools
in the proper fashion.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, it's no how. It's called no.

Speaker 6 (02:26):
How because I have tools, statue, It's it's obviously chisel physique.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
You've got the physique, you have the tools, you have
the datitude, but do you have the know how? I
don't have the know how? That's right, because I have
the tools. Uh, and do you like stripping cable? Have
you guys ever stripped cable?

Speaker 3 (02:42):
What does that even mean?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Have you ever welded? No?

Speaker 7 (02:45):
I've never what's the way? What is stripping? I've never welded.
I've always wanted to weld very badly.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
That's a good one.

Speaker 6 (02:51):
I feel like that's a good That's what like if
you work at Time Warner you talk about jerking off,
it's called stripping cable.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Yeah, what exactly is stripping cable?

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Please? Yes?

Speaker 5 (03:03):
Well, also jerking off if you're a welder, if you could,
you could be like, I'm melting cocks, smelting Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
I'm smelting some iron.

Speaker 7 (03:14):
Yes, yeah, yeah, absolutely, melting rod, melting some rod like that, yeah,
bending some bar.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Well.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
I feel like if you were to get into one
type of tools, if you're going to get into tools, sure,
yeah do you I mean you gotta go straight to
uh to melting right?

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, melting welding either works for me for one reason.
The mask.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
The mask is off the fucking hook dude.

Speaker 6 (03:44):
The like flip down with the visor and then when
someone comes in to talk to you, flip it up
and you go.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
You have to flip it yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:51):
Can I help you give me it's it's it's not
the mass for me, it's the it's the torch. It
looks like you're about to start on fire at any moment,
and you're braving that.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Sure, well, you're you're working with hot lava.

Speaker 7 (04:05):
Oh yeah, my god, you're basically a lava bender.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
The amount of power you have right there.

Speaker 6 (04:10):
Oh my god. Guys, I just want to remind you.
You you flip the mask up to just say like,
I'll take two, and then when they walk away, you
go like.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
You'll take two. Are you ordering flips? Yeah, of course.
You drive through what's going on.

Speaker 6 (04:25):
Good buddy who's also welding, he's on the phone or
is uber eating your wife?

Speaker 1 (04:32):
That's what happens when your wife finds out you're in
the garage or wherever you're welding.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Guess what she's coming in.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Estrogen kicks in.

Speaker 6 (04:39):
She's like because there's so much testoster and she's like,
I'm gonna get him food or I'm gonna make him
a sandwich.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
I told you. Then she walks away. Yep, you like this,
and it flips the mask back down and you get back.

Speaker 5 (04:52):
To work and you click it down fuck legendary dude.
And that's not even for it. That's how manly your being.
Your wife has walked away, that's not even for her. Yeah,
that's that's just what.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
That's just how fucking tough you're being alone in the garage.
As for the ring cameras later for you to off
what we.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Go ahead, go.

Speaker 5 (05:16):
Ahead, I'm revoking your Milwaukee cup talking welding, baby, I'm
revoked pack out.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Nothing quite like a pack out. Or you want to
be I'd say, either you want to be a welder
or a melder, or.

Speaker 5 (05:28):
You want to be one of those guys that just
takes a log, an absolute log.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
And you did that on your boat.

Speaker 5 (05:37):
You did rip open, you rip open the chainsaw we're
talking alone, just fucking carve into it. And you just
made like a really bear I mean that you can
put on a doorstep at a cabin.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
You know, you're saying, like a chainsaw like artist.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
You're you fucking rip up some art in this in
this log.

Speaker 7 (05:58):
You know they used chainsaws to all so carve ice
kind of manly, right, big block of eyes, weirdly less
manly man.

Speaker 5 (06:05):
You fucking well, I like what we're taking it a
lot of I feel like a lot of men would
just be going, yeah, I use the chainsaw to chainsaw something,
to fix, to repair something, and we immediately we're just
artists and we just want to do art, even if
it's with a chainsaw, even.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
If we're we're welding or melding.

Speaker 7 (06:25):
I want to tell it's going to be a piece
of art. Yeah, I want to tell a story with it.
I want to make a predator statue. Yeah, we're making statues.

Speaker 6 (06:32):
Can you imagine you get a cabin and everyone's got
bears out front, and then you just have a nine
foot predator dude.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
I did just see.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
On the Instagram. It was just like what a fun place.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
It was just like a backyard pool swimming pool, and
then over it they had like a twelve foot tall
Hulk statue with a giant Hulk cock showing out of
his pants and he's pissing into the pool and it's
like a waterfall.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
And I'm like, is this artist? No? No, I think
we might be getting.

Speaker 7 (07:10):
Real old, but it seemed pretty real it did, huh.
And and then he had like multiple I saw a
different video where it showed he had multiple like superheroes
standing over his pool, and then the Hulk was the
only one with his.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
Cockout and the hulks cock was a fountain. Yeah, yeah,
it's badass.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Is this the guy with the gym? Is this the
guy with like the superhero gym?

Speaker 3 (07:33):
No, that guy is off the hook.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
That's what I thought. Maybe it was the superhero gym guy,
but it's not the superhero gym got out the superhero
gym guy. Yeah. Let us know. When you get a
Hulk with its cock out being into your.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
Pool, yeah, yeah, then you've made Until then, I mean,
what are you doing?

Speaker 6 (07:49):
Nothing's really nothing's really shocking me about your insane, absolutely
unreal jet.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
It's very very cool.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
Well, he's an artist, you know, even though he's a man,
he's an artist, and he wants to bring his his
comic arts into his gym. And this guy wants to
bring his comic arts into his into his pool.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Absolutely. Man.

Speaker 6 (08:06):
Do you guys ever watch the Lumberjack like Olympics or whatever,
like fucking upstate Wisconsin trod.

Speaker 5 (08:12):
That's one that if it's still if I see that
on on ESPN Ocho, I'm tuning in, you know, if
I'm that's not an ESPN one or two that's going
right to the ocho and I'm tuning in.

Speaker 7 (08:24):
That one is different from the like the Strongest Man
in the World competition, right, yeah, completely different.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Okay, totally different. What are some of these events?

Speaker 1 (08:33):
There's people involved.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
What are some of the events like.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
Log roll, Well, one they're lumberjacks and then the other
they're like six hundred pound giant absolute mountain people.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
Magnets, but magnets and shout out.

Speaker 5 (08:46):
The other Like lumberjacks have to be I mean, they're big, burly,
strong guys.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
You know, we would fit in sure. I think it
depends on the event, but they have.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
To be pretty athletic. They're running over logs. Okay, logs
are spinning.

Speaker 6 (08:59):
There's four of ns I can think of. There's log spinning,
which is its own.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Dance, climbing up the pole. With the climbing up the
pole and then back down.

Speaker 6 (09:08):
There's the buzz song up and down and up and
down the hell and down to like cut the you
know what I'm talking about. There's perform sorry chainsaw, you
got a chainsaw. The chainsaw. They're like ready to go.
And there's a log that's horizontal and it's like you
grab it started, go down, go up, go down, and
you're cutting discs, oh like little little loaves of bread

(09:30):
and you have to do it like four times for time.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Thank you bad. That really painted the story.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
Yeah, you're making a silwich.

Speaker 6 (09:36):
And then there's the one where you chop in with
the axe and then you slide the plank in and
you climb up and you do it again.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Oh, that one is sick. That one is sick. That
one's fucking sick. Yeah, and then there's just the two
person back and forth with the long one you have
to Yeah, that's classic.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
That's some looney Tunes ship. That's a good one that
I feel like we could get involved in for sure.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
That's the movie and Blake, I feel what I said.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Well, we're we're common law married. We just renewed our valves.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yeah, we just the fucking bears free.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
We kind of just renewed our vows.

Speaker 5 (10:15):
If you ask me what in Catalina we buy you
buying me this shirt that was renewing our vow.

Speaker 7 (10:20):
Some Yeah, you're wearing the wedding ring that I just
bought you. It's called my lion shirt. Adam needs a cut, Milwaukee.

Speaker 5 (10:29):
Yes, send me some stuff. You know I'm trying to try.
Yeah please, And the shirts run in it all the time.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
I love it. It's like day great logo. Also, maybe
maybe give me more tools.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Maybe it won't inspire me.

Speaker 5 (10:39):
You know, I think I need to take a fucking
lap at a Low's or a home depot or my
boys over at Ace Hardware that and you just go
in look at some tools, decide I'm gonna buy a
fucking tool.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna buy a tool. I
don't know what I'm gonna do with it.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
And I'm gonna make a statue. I'm gonna make a
I gave you.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
A Milwaukee drinking glove, right, Adam, Yeah, I still have that.
I do still have that at like forty something birthday,
great great glove. Was it a Milwaukee drinking glove or
oh yeah not a KK a Milwaukee power tool. I
don't know if I still have that.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
I think I have the KK.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
I think I had the cake. This is the way
either way, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Yeah, you must, you must.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
You must. The KK is a bar in Wisconsin in Madison.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Adam, you have your hat or you have your shirt?

Speaker 1 (11:23):
I have the hat? Yes, you do.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
You're a real weak wiki whacker.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
And I still got some motion water up my ears.
What happened to that hat?

Speaker 3 (11:39):
I think that's what it looked like.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
It didn't look it was very much more vertical.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
Maybe I might have sat on it. There's a good
chance I sat on Oh.

Speaker 5 (11:47):
I believe you might have laid on it. Did it
go in the water that didn't go in the drink?
I don't think, which I'm very surprised about. He left
it on the front of the boat all night long.
So we just went to Klein. We buried the headlines.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
We did we did we did a guys listeners, we
did it.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
We went to Catalina. We did it.

Speaker 5 (12:07):
Hey, we a lot of people send me dms because
I posted a few photos. Uh it it left the
group chat. It left the group chat right right right?
You know we were talking about it. We actually went
and did a thing. Yeah, I think that's the problem.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Oh got it? Got it? Is that what people say
it left the group chat? When it happens irl.

Speaker 7 (12:24):
I think because I think a lot of plans happen
in text.

Speaker 5 (12:28):
A lot of plans. People are talking, they want to
do something, and then.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Oh, can't get away the kids, the wife, the.

Speaker 7 (12:36):
Well.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
I gotta weld, I gotta go well being, I gotta
go carve the bear into a log.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
I have things I'm doing, you.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
Know, a lot of a lot of stuff.

Speaker 5 (12:46):
And we actually it left the group chat and we
fucking loaded onto my boat. You guys drove here at
the fucking ass crack of morning. You got down here.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
See if we.

Speaker 5 (12:57):
Got our asses on the boat. We loaded them big, big,
beautiful cooler yellow and dunk of alcoholic beverages yellow. And
we fucking I just went and got us Adolina, dude, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (13:11):
Throttle shit, Adam divine. I'm so proud of you. You
look good behind that wheel. It was a beautiful crossing.
Oh what my god?

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Oh is that what we call it?

Speaker 1 (13:20):
A crossing? Yeah? You called across? Oh yeah. And it
was a double crossing for us, absolutely, man. Yeah, facts
were stabbed. It was.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
It was a perfect outing.

Speaker 7 (13:31):
And my only thing is I wish we could have
stayed longer.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
I just want to be there. My soul is still
there with you guys.

Speaker 5 (13:38):
It happened too quick, Yeah, it happened to It happened
so quick that like we were back at ten thirty,
back on my dog the next morning and we were
sort of like, oh, why are we here?

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Yeah, well we did it, sort of kicked us out,
we kind of did. We did it.

Speaker 6 (13:53):
Yeah, and they did ask us to leave. They did
ye Bright The mayor was like, you can go. No,
you guys are done here. Well we you know, a
little play by play. We we got there, we parked
the boat. We then drank, I want to say, for
two hours pretty aggressively. Well, Adam, how long does it

(14:14):
take to get there? As the locals say.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
The local say, and it's true, it's absolutely true, and
it's wildly how true it is. It takes two beers
and you're cracking your third. It's science, and that's how
long it takes to get to Catalina, precisely to a t.
That's exactly what was happening. It's exactly what happened, and
it's what happens every time.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
That's crazy. Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 6 (14:39):
So we had a gotten there, having two and a
half beers by nine thirty.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Nine thirty yeah, maybe ten yeah.

Speaker 7 (14:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, respectable?

Speaker 1 (14:51):
What is ten? Ten? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:53):
Little after ten?

Speaker 5 (14:54):
Yeah, and yeah, so we're feeling good and then we
just drank until about one very aggressively.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
We were putting a ten in that cooler, swimming and what.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Was that first drink we had called buffalo milk? And
then we went on the island and we had some
buffalo milks and wait, did we just drink on the
boat before we even went to the bar. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
Remember we were swimming.

Speaker 5 (15:17):
Were swimming, We did backflips, we dove off the roof
of the boat.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Oh yeah, we were having a good old time. That
was for two hours. I thought that was like, well,
we're here, let's just jump. Why aren't we jumped? And
we've done that.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Bro, time was flying. I really when you.

Speaker 5 (15:33):
Look back at you get out of the chat, we
probably had another five drinks. Yeah, before we then so
we're sitting down, we're sitting at like six seven drinks.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
You're right. It was those iced teas because you were
setting those ices.

Speaker 7 (15:46):
Oh yeah, I'm starting to really love iced tea with
a little little alcohol in it.

Speaker 5 (15:52):
Little iced tea with a with a little lemonade in it,
with some booze in it.

Speaker 7 (15:58):
Hit those hit different when it doll days, when we're
in the dog days.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
And so we were sitting at seven drinks.

Speaker 5 (16:05):
Then we went to the to the island, and that's
when we started drinking some buffalo meals.

Speaker 7 (16:13):
Big Big Boy drinks none other than Buffalo Man buffalo meals.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Oh yeah, can we talk about the bars under there
please for just the rest of the hour.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
I wish we got his name.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
I'm glad we don't, because I want to go fall
in on this guy.

Speaker 7 (16:28):
Well, he might be there again when we go back
to Hey, murderer to murderer.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
This guy's a murderer. So this guy was like check
the trunk. Strange. Yeah, what did he keep doing?

Speaker 3 (16:42):
We're drinking our buffalo melts.

Speaker 7 (16:43):
And what did he keep He kept asking if we
wanted to meet layers.

Speaker 6 (16:48):
He kept asking very off like regular questions in an
off putting tone, with strong eye contact and then a
smile and a head nod like.

Speaker 7 (16:59):
I think it's I want to say something was lost
in translation, because you're right. It was very like I'm
not sure if I'm getting the joke here or if
he's projecting.

Speaker 5 (17:09):
No, dude, he was speaking perfect English. I think he's
from the US Catalina. I don't think he's I think
he maybe was Asian, but he very much is definitely Hispanic.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Definitely was he goodbye. Was he was not Asian.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
I don't remember this guy all that Well.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
That's fine.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
I was locked in. He was making strong eye contact.
I was I was sipping on those buffalo milks.

Speaker 6 (17:37):
I think he saw three guys come in that were
clearly artists, and I think I think he was cup
checking us.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
I think he was like cup checking, meaning you want
to fuck or yeah.

Speaker 6 (17:48):
I think he was because he was saying he was
saying like sex jokes and being like haha.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
But I think he was like fishing, Oh you think
I think he was trying to pull in a blue fin,
tune a hair. Oh really, he saw two hundred pound
bluefin come in and thought, well, we put the reel
in the water.

Speaker 7 (18:06):
That's cool, because you couldn't you truly, by looking at
the three of us, you can't tell for straight or not.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
So he was definitely, well, that's.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
What dude, That's why I'm into carving bears and logs
and on Catalina.

Speaker 7 (18:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
And when you're on anything goes, anything can go. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
Yeah, I mean what happens on Catalina.

Speaker 6 (18:25):
And he knows that, that's why he says it half
like I'm joking, Like he asked to pop.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
Blake's cherry A couple of times about like a drinks, right.

Speaker 6 (18:33):
He was like, yeah, there's a drink, there's a cherry,
and let me know if you want me to pop it,
pop the cherry, I'll pop it.

Speaker 7 (18:43):
Like is he asking if I want to cherry in
my drink? I don't know. But nothing happened.

Speaker 5 (18:48):
So and Blake was in Blake was in good spirits too,
because Blake. I love when Blake is just absolutely excited
about everything. Blake, dude, my child, like yes, his child, Like,
wonder would we're ordering?

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Unreal?

Speaker 5 (19:04):
The place is called Luau Larry's. It's like a Polynesian
themed restaurant.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
It's awesome.

Speaker 5 (19:10):
Yeah, but we ordered a sausage pizza in twelve wings
and it came.

Speaker 6 (19:16):
And by the way, just real quick, huge menu, lot
of different things that you could try. If you wanted
to a lot of seafood type stuff you could order. Adam,
he had a hanker in. Yeah, made the order, just.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
Just saying I made I made the wings order. Blake
made the sausage pizza order.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Pizza pizza. I don't, I don't so I think you
said wings and sausage pizza. No, no, I didn't. Then
then Blake said.

Speaker 6 (19:43):
Sausage pizza to you, and I didn't hear that part. Yes,
I was busy talking, being like, is this gonna murdered?

Speaker 5 (19:47):
And then Blake kept saying like, now this is an order,
and it came and it was the most basic I
would even venture to say.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Not awesome. Yeah, the rest of the meal was great. No,
wings were wings were good.

Speaker 7 (20:02):
I like, yeah, the sausage pizza is always the dice word.
But here's what I'll say. I think that buffalo wings
and sausage pizza that's one of the best one two
combos you can get in the game.

Speaker 5 (20:14):
Well, that's that is right, that's right. That yeah, that's right.
And what I was going, Buffalo wings, Buffalo milk. You're
about to get your cherry popped. I was going, if
we're going buffalo, we're going all in. Oh yeah, and
we already were sipping on its milk.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yeah, we were fully buffaloed out. That's great.

Speaker 6 (20:30):
I didn't even realized that. I didn't do that. I
didn't even realize that.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (20:33):
So Buffalo Milk is a signature, iconic creamy cocktail of
Catalina Island featuring vodka Coffee, Liqueur Cream Decaco and dream
Deep Bananas is the way.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Buffalo milk, sir, no wonder. He's like, you want your
cherry popped? And we're like, he's wild.

Speaker 5 (20:52):
Yeah, we were straight wiki wiki whackers. And that's where
Blake or Blake got the wiki whack.

Speaker 7 (21:00):
And uh, you can either get a hat or like
a key chain or something.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Yeah, you gotta have that hat. You gotta get the hat.
You gotta you gotta get the wiki whacked.

Speaker 7 (21:09):
So then when you're walking the island and you see
somebody with the straw hat, you're like, they've been they're
fully wiki wag.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Yeah, they're good a wiki wave. You got their cherry popped.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
They got their cherry pop by home boy.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
They're walking funny.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
There's track. There's a tracking device in it.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Oh ship.

Speaker 5 (21:25):
We had three drinks there, three like mixed drinks, and
then we went to the Blue Marlin. Oh yeah, and
uh then we had it maybe they probably two to
three drinks.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Then we went back to the Bumpty by the way. Yes,
empty just us. Yeah, that's a local music. That's kind
of how I honestly, that's kind of how I like it.
I loved, I loved it. That was very fun. And
then we went back to.

Speaker 5 (21:51):
The boat and then we drank for another two to
three hours and did more swimming.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
Went swimming, we touched the bottom.

Speaker 7 (21:58):
I think I exploded a nodule in my fucking brain.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Something happens. Is it still bothering you?

Speaker 3 (22:05):
Something right? Something definitely ain't right.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
I was learning about saltwater.

Speaker 6 (22:09):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
You can't uh, you can't handle the pressure.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Huh. Oh man.

Speaker 7 (22:13):
When I went to pop your ears, you gotta when
you go down, you gotta pop them, dude. I just
saw you guys do it, and you know, I'd had
enough buffalo milks where I'm just like, I gotta go
touch the bottom of this damn thing.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
I just dove in.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
So how deep would you say it was? Dress more
than twenty? More than twenty? Pressure?

Speaker 6 (22:30):
Was the pressure was bad at the bottom, Yeah, because
it took a minute to get down.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (22:35):
I just remember I was like, I'm gonna go to
the bottom and I just exhaled like I'm in a pool,
because in a pool, and I think saltwater you're more buoyant,
which I guess I just never really thought about. And
I did let out all my air to sink down,
didn't sink at all and had no air to blow
the ears out either. So I came back up and
I was like okay, and then just fucking went down.

(22:57):
I think I had to pop three or four times
before we got to the bottle.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Oh really popping cherries baby.

Speaker 6 (23:01):
And I would say every ten feet is every like
seven or ten feet as a pop.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
I think I think I'm just a one. It's a
one pop stop.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Really one pop.

Speaker 7 (23:10):
I think I did zero pop And then when I
got on the boat, all zero pops. Salt water started
to just like pour out of my nose, like my
something happened to my brain.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
That was crazy.

Speaker 5 (23:21):
I've I've been on stage before at the Irvine Improv
where I had been in the.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
Ocean earlier, like right before going to the show.

Speaker 5 (23:31):
I just came back quickly showered, went to the show
and I just am talking and I like whip my
head and just.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
Salt water closes the front rock water and you're like,
what do you babies?

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Then you have to like kind of back explain like
I'm not a coked I'm not well.

Speaker 5 (23:51):
Also, is that even if you are a coked, water
doesn't shoot out of your face brain leakage?

Speaker 3 (23:57):
Does it plasma? I don't know. I haven't dabbled hard enough.
That's fun to happen.

Speaker 6 (24:02):
Yeah, next call, Yeah zi caam, you're hooked on zikam?
Is that the nasal spray?

Speaker 3 (24:07):
Yeah, Jude, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (24:08):
All I know is that the next day when I
was doing laundry and I bent over it, it happened
again and water just started to go. I just I
don't know. I think, I mean, it's in your sinuses
or something. That's got to be what it is.

Speaker 5 (24:23):
Oh yeah, I mean I've had it happen where I've
been in the ocean, and then I'm making love with
my wife and it just hoses her.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
It's disgusting. She's like, she's pretty grossed out by that.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (24:37):
Yeah, you're like, honey, I'm so wet. That's not supposed
to be a thing that happens.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
The part that's supposed to be. Oh, you're fucking my
brains out, my break pouring.

Speaker 6 (24:49):
There's there's the in the comedy room punch up.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
I am fucking.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
I think you're liquifier. You're literally you're literally keep my
brains out.

Speaker 7 (25:02):
Oh man, that's the next Blumhouse movie.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
Right there, holy ship. We found it.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
We found it.

Speaker 5 (25:12):
And then and then we uh went back out. I
had a nice steak dinner.

Speaker 6 (25:17):
Well, we dressed up, we put our real shod.

Speaker 7 (25:21):
The time goes by so fast like that. Swimming felt
like five minutes. To me, Adam, it felt like you
were fucking like TikTok man everything we were doing, and
like we gotta go, we gotta go. And I'm like, dude,
let's well, it's just or else know you were right,
because then the day was over or.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Else it's over. It is. It just didn't you didn't bounce.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
It hey, and we hardly did anything at all.

Speaker 5 (25:42):
We didn't we mostly we didn't nothing. We mostly not
even mostly Like.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Emma was like, so what'd you do?

Speaker 6 (25:49):
I was like, we kind of just drank and she
was like, but like what did you do all day?

Speaker 1 (25:52):
And I was like, we just just drink, just drank.

Speaker 6 (25:57):
Like we started early, like starting on the there and
then cracking a few afterwards. It was too late to
be like let's just go for a hike or snorkel,
like yeah, it's over.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
There was no time. There's no time.

Speaker 7 (26:09):
You were, Adam, you were absolutely right, Like but I
think it requires at least at least two days out
there just to kind of get because we always hit
the ground running everywhere we go.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
Day one, we come out hard.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Blessing and a curse. Yeah, it really is. The second day.

Speaker 7 (26:25):
I felt we would have been a little more adventurous
and maybe gone around the second day.

Speaker 5 (26:32):
No, no, dude, I was not more adventurous after that
day of drinking.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
It has to be the first day. I feel pretty good.
I feel pretty an alcoholic. You're way better at it.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
I'm built for it drinking than I am right now.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
But also know you didn't feel pretty good.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
I felt pretty darn good.

Speaker 8 (26:52):
Man.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
You didn't look good. I have photos of you. Your
face didn't look good. It's not about it didn't look
like it was ready to go hike. Some of the guys.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
Who looked the worst feel the best about them.

Speaker 7 (27:01):
So all right, sure, fair enough, I've read that I
felt pretty darn good.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
Yeah, okay, yeah, fair enough.

Speaker 7 (27:07):
I did go by like two back to back, like
foot long sandwiches before I went home, because I just
had to kind of soak it.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Up a little bit.

Speaker 7 (27:14):
But from where, wait, little pickle, of course, the greatest
sandwich establishment in Orange can when.

Speaker 5 (27:20):
You're leaving Coasta, Mesa, the cost to Mesa area, you
got to swing by a little pickle.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Shout out and not a complete psycho established.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
That was our college sandwich shop, and it's it's really actually, Yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Went and got canes like a goddamn k novice.

Speaker 5 (27:37):
Yeah, but also canes is also and that's right when
you leave the area and you're like, oh, there's a
cane's right there, brand new, Oh yeah, brand and it's
like four months old, little baby.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
So yeah, I almost did a bang bang and because
there's a Chick fil A like a block away, and
I was like, let me do a sweet for you, but.

Speaker 7 (28:00):
Bitch, you can't. It was oh no, it wasn't Sunday.
That's what else was fucking me up. We went on Thursday. Yeah,
and then we landed back Friday and I'm like, oh,
it's not the weekend yet we still got emails to fuck.

Speaker 5 (28:14):
Yeah that the bummer was getting back early enough Friday
that like anyone.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Expected you to do anything. Yeah, I was already.

Speaker 5 (28:22):
People were like, hey, can you hop on a call?
And I was like, ooh a.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Call, yeah, yeah, can you have on a zoom? Can
we make it a call. Could we make it a
text or an email. I'm still at lou Al Larry.
Wait a second, So we go back. This by the
way to me, this is also part of it.

Speaker 6 (28:45):
We go back and we end up just going back
to essentially the same places.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
We don't even try other bars. Really.

Speaker 6 (28:54):
Yeah, we went to a restaurant, put our name in
and then went back to lou Al Larry's or back
to the marlw No.

Speaker 5 (29:00):
And we went back to uh, what was it called
jrs JT's bar. It's another bar. We went to another
but that only lasted like thirty thirty minutes.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
We had we had a.

Speaker 5 (29:11):
Drink maybe two uh, and then we went back to
the restaurant. We went back to the restaurant, and after
the restaurant, we went right to the Blue model.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
And do the restaurant blur.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
The restaurant was a blur restaurant.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Yeah it was.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
It was a little foggy.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Well, I'm the only one that ordered food. I was.

Speaker 5 (29:31):
I was like, wait to make it's a steak restaurants
called Steve's Steakhouse. And I ordered a steak and a
baked potato, and these guys looked at me like I
was a psychopath. They're like, you're eating, you're eating, and
I'm just a sausage pizza.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Dude. Dude, that was like four hours. That was hours earlier.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
Dude, time is different in Catalina.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
It all.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
It's like it's like a blur.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
It's crazy.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
It's like a fever dream.

Speaker 5 (29:59):
For us, it's like four hours earlier, and then for
you guys. And then so I was like, guys, we
got to load up. You know, we still have a
few hours of drinking left and then we have to
wake up. And so I ordered a steak and make potato.
They looked at me like I was a lunatic. They
ordered the craziest stand by my order.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
I stand my mind too.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
Deer's had a wild.

Speaker 8 (30:20):
Dirst ordered potato, skinned scanned a cup of child that
was a weird.

Speaker 5 (30:25):
And a couple of Childer and Blake just ordered, uh
what shrimp.

Speaker 7 (30:30):
Coconut shrimp, coconut shrimp, and a wedge salad. Thank you
very much. And that was a great order. I killed
it the whole time.

Speaker 8 (30:38):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
That is a psycho drinking order.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
That's that doesn't when you're drinking, you gotta have a base.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
I guess the fried shrimp do something, but a salad
as wide.

Speaker 7 (30:48):
Hello, coconut shrimp might be the best base you can have.
That's like Jimmy Buffett ran on that ship, dude, shrimp
is at Uh.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
They were good. I had one and it was good.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
Thank you, thank you. I know what I'm doing.

Speaker 5 (31:02):
By the way, I think I had one too. So
that means Blake only had two shrimp three maybe.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Hey, but you know what you didn't Actually, I think
it was a pile of them. It was like, no, no,
because there was a lot. I think it was like
an or derv style for like a table.

Speaker 5 (31:17):
It wasn't a pile. They were individually. Yeah, there was
like five or six.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
But you know what I didn't have.

Speaker 7 (31:22):
You know what I did have that you guys didn't have,
that you guys talked shit about earlier, was that the
Blue Marlin. I had a hot dog, thank you very much.
I had a like a ten PM hot dog that
you guys didn't even know existed.

Speaker 5 (31:38):
Okay, okay, yeah, Well Blake, Blake sort of spun into
the Blue Marlin like a top. We walked into the
Blue Marlin and he was like I'm back and just
sort of.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Spun his way.

Speaker 5 (31:51):
Remember, Yes, I just remember you like popping up with
with shots like here you go and.

Speaker 7 (31:57):
Boters and I were like, oh, I like up on
a piano and I'm like, it's just.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Let's go boys. Was it Randy rand Independence Day? You back?

Speaker 7 (32:11):
Do you know anything from the musical Sweet Charity?

Speaker 1 (32:15):
I won't. I don't even know what is No, but
sure don't theater theater.

Speaker 7 (32:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
So then Blake was just in the MiG.

Speaker 5 (32:32):
Now the bar's packed, Blake's in the mix, he's bringing
a shots back. Jersey and I are both a little
on her heels. They're like and then we we'd right
there for I don't know an hour or two, and
then I'm like, we gotta go. We gotta go back
to the boat. A ticking clock and you gotta make
it back. And by the way, was I right, because

(32:53):
how hard was it to get a ride back to
the boat?

Speaker 1 (32:56):
You were difficult? It was.

Speaker 6 (32:58):
It was tragically hard because there's a pickup on one
side of the dock and a drop off on the other,
and we're standing on the drop off side for twenty minutes.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
And we're like, where's the goddamn pickup.

Speaker 6 (33:12):
Everyone's getting picked up on the other side, maybe fifteen
feet away from us.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
We also skipped the beat. We went shopping boys.

Speaker 5 (33:20):
That's right, that's right. That is right right after was it?
It was after the Blue Marlin. It was when we
were leaving, and they were literally.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
After dinner, right before.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
Before the Blue after dinner, after dinner.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
After dinner, we went.

Speaker 5 (33:34):
We made it back to the boat with these after
going to the Blue Marlin.

Speaker 7 (33:38):
Well, because I in my mind, I knew I wanted
to get some sort of Catalina swag. I was thinking
I was going to come out of there with like
a magnet or something. But then when I saw those
Catalina Hawaiian shirts, I'm like, oh, me and me and
my boys need that, and this is.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
The right call. So good.

Speaker 5 (33:55):
And if I remember correctly, you bought both DERs and
I a shirt and you're which.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
The AMX was a maxed baby. I was letting that
baby fly.

Speaker 6 (34:06):
And by the way, shout out is that Tommy Bahamas.
The one I got was a Tommy Bahamas.

Speaker 7 (34:10):
Ours aren't ours? Adam read the tag. It's something called
like go. I had never heard of it. It's a
really good trip. Yeah, they it's a really good trip.
They what does it say, like go barfoot or some ship.
There's no way we're ever gonna.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Go sliding Blake's dms and tell them what that saying.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
Barefoot, go barefoot.

Speaker 7 (34:28):
It's called go barefoot, So shout out to go barefoot,
go barefoot, is what you said.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Yeah, and I.

Speaker 6 (34:34):
Didn't get that one. I think Blake, you got it
in a different color.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Yeah, I got a beige one.

Speaker 5 (34:38):
And by the way, this shirt for those audio listeners
you're missing out because this is.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
A beautiful comic.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
Looks beautiful.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
And look at that.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
You got the Catalina casino right there. You got the
Catalina flyer taking people.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
You got the beach the.

Speaker 8 (34:55):
Right.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Yeah it was.

Speaker 5 (34:57):
It was a great a trip. Then we make it
back before finally make it back to the boat. By
the way, we didn't even take the actual like water
taxi back to the boat. We like begged a girl
that just had her boat.

Speaker 7 (35:10):
Yes, the coolest like Catalina local just like with the.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Rope different than the roper. Oh yeah, they were. They
were like tying up the boat.

Speaker 6 (35:21):
They saw two girls pull up on a boat and
just tie the boat up. And he goes, whoa, that's unbelievable.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
Oh yeah, Blake, It's like, wow, look at that not
how did you do that?

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Wow, that's incredible. Wow man.

Speaker 5 (35:38):
It was like these girls were magical and they just tied.
I mean they did it proficiently, extremely They had such swagger.

Speaker 7 (35:47):
I'm like, I'm over here in my fucking Waiian shirt
looking like I just ate fucking four coconut shrimp like
a bitch.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
I'm singing show tunes in the bar. And then I
come up and I see these It just swallowed a hole.

Speaker 7 (36:01):
I just garbled a Glizzy, dude, just pop my cherry
upped earlier they put gobble to Glizzy.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
Maybe seals dude.

Speaker 7 (36:13):
It was.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
It was insane the authority.

Speaker 5 (36:16):
And essentially they were like, we were like, can we
get a ride? They like laughed in our face, and
then they sort of recognized us, and even then they
were like, ah, all right, we'll take you back to
the boat, which was.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Very kind, but it wasn't a welcome embrace.

Speaker 7 (36:33):
It was like it was kind of like we do
if we don't recognize yeah, they might die.

Speaker 6 (36:38):
It's like the code of the sea, right, It's just
the code of the sea. If you're if you're if
you are on a boat and you see somebody who's
radars off.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Or you get dude.

Speaker 6 (36:49):
So this is my thing we picked up on is
that boat people love to tell other boat people.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
How they're fucking up. Yeah, that's right. We had our
what are the little bumpers on the side called the fenders.

Speaker 6 (36:59):
We had the fenders down as we left because Adam
was excited. Okay, this is not about Adam not knowing
how to be a notesman.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
He was excited. He was hosting. We're out of the chat.

Speaker 6 (37:10):
But as we're pulling out of the harbor or the
whatever we're calling that harbor, yeap, these guys are like,
your fenders are down, and we're like, all right, we
put our fenders up. Then we get to the next harbor,
the marina at the island, and like these little guys
kind of like this little boat kind of shoots past
our boat.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
The dinghy. Yeah. After we're tied up on the moor into.

Speaker 6 (37:32):
And we go, hey, how's it going, and he just
goes your radar's on, kept going and I'm like, what's
the fucking vibe here?

Speaker 1 (37:39):
Gotcha?

Speaker 5 (37:40):
Bitch? Yeah, not even a hey what's up man, or
a hey it's going, well, what a beautiful day.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
It wasn't that at all.

Speaker 5 (37:47):
He just had to punk me, dude, your radars called,
the radar was on.

Speaker 7 (37:52):
I didn't turn the I did turn the radar after
he mentioned it. I did remember, like hearing a noise.
I'm like, oh, that's just what boats sound like. They
just he likes having his right on our own, you know.

Speaker 5 (38:03):
But by this point I was six strings deep. I'd
been there for fifteen minutes. We'd got there and absolutely
guzzled two to three drinks.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Yep. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (38:15):
Just so, there's two sides of the coin. One is
they like to tell each other what to do. The
other side of the coin is if you see somebody
in duress, you see something say code of the seas,
you gotta help them. You gotta give them a ride,
and you.

Speaker 5 (38:25):
Gotta help you give these alcoholics d of their boat. Yes,
so she got us back to the boat. Here's where
I was ready to downshift.

Speaker 6 (38:31):
Okay, because we have to take see water taxis back
and forth to the pier.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
To the boats. Yes, right's right, just to paint the picture. Right.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
So now we're back on the boat. We've made it
back to the.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Vessel safe alive. I'm ready to down shift.

Speaker 5 (38:47):
I'm ready to have one maybe two, maybe two, and
then segue into going to sleep.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
Blake was not on that page at all.

Speaker 5 (39:00):
Well, I durs and I probably had two, maybe three
drinks because Blake.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
But some were like, you know what, it's just us,
it's just us.

Speaker 6 (39:09):
We break out a joint I got from Lull Smokes
years ago in a little glass case.

Speaker 7 (39:15):
Yeah, that was brought out the fucking ancient mummy weed.
That's when that hit pretty good. But you guys don't
realize what. Oh it hit for me. That's what happens
to me when I smoke weed at night. I get
it's like a fucking monster energy drink that makes me go.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
So you're down. So that's that's what happened to uh,
started me up.

Speaker 5 (39:38):
We were ready, We were ready, like, all right, we're
gonna smoke a little weed. We'll have a looking at
the cars, a couple of beers, chill with my boys.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Catalina.

Speaker 5 (39:49):
Blake was like, drink probably seven drinks on the on
the boat and then gets up from we're smoking the
joint to walk back to grab another drink, and we
just hear a oh splash just absolutely eat shit over
the side of the boat.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
I go right into lifeguard mode.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
You did, I was. I was actually proud of how
you responded.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
I get up, I go to the side. Are you okay?
Just see Blake. I'm like, you got somebody man? Are
you okay?

Speaker 7 (40:22):
Yeah, I'm fine, completely, completely, not on purpose, completely not
making a bit out of it. Just fucking went over
the rail headfirst into the drink man overboard, how.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
With my with my bag on his.

Speaker 7 (40:41):
Thank god I was the one playing music because my
phone would have been absolutely fucked.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
But I went in and the.

Speaker 6 (40:49):
Phones are fine now and.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
Not that amount of water, Not that I was. That
was a big dunk, dude, That was a big That
was an ultimate dunk.

Speaker 7 (40:58):
But as soon as I hit the water, I was
like fucking rapped immediately up and I was like, okay,
I'm fine, I'm I'm I'm fine.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
I told you guys that, And as soon as I
looked up, I did see you guys.

Speaker 5 (41:09):
Yes, well, I think that was the first words you said,
which you know someone's really fucked up when they fall
and immediately they say I'm fine.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
No.

Speaker 7 (41:20):
No, that was purely because I knew you guys would
be absolutely worried sick, and you were gonna come in
next and I didn't want anybody to make a big
deal about it.

Speaker 6 (41:30):
Worst case scenario, you fall off the boat in a
way where you hit your head and you're out. Yeah,
it's pitch black, it's nighttime, and you just start going
down right, which I guess is not how it works,
like people probably float or you just start taking on water.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
And now two pretty drunk dudes are in charge of that.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
It could have been a five alarm.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Well, I think that's how.

Speaker 5 (41:58):
Jennifer Jennifer Coolidge died in White LOADUS. Jennifer Cooli's character
character died in White Loads died by hitting her head
and falling out of a yacht and it was hilarious.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
So is this in the latest season, which I mean,
I don't can't know the season before the season too.
I believe the Italy one.

Speaker 5 (42:21):
Yeah, you got to finish Shift up watch five years old?

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Now, yeah, I want to watch it. It's pretty good. Blake,
are you coming at me for not having finished?

Speaker 3 (42:33):
I just wish you would kind of keep up.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Keep and I wish you'd stay on the goddamn boat.

Speaker 5 (42:40):
I told you, and then and then Blake got back
to the boat, and it was and then it was
then it was and then I have a very funny
video where like I have a very funny video that
I'll send you guys. That is I think it's kind
of me punking you a little bit for being drunk
and falling off the boat.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
But I'm also very drunk.

Speaker 5 (42:58):
Like I'm slur my words always kind of like, yeah,
I'm like, oh, Blake.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
You look so you're just feelming yourself.

Speaker 5 (43:07):
And then and then Blake was like I was just
diving in. I was just gonna try to go to
the bottom. And then I'm like, well, then go to
the bottom, bitch, dare you? And then you were like,
dare you go to the bottom? And then it was
just a dare off of us going to the bottom,
just slurring our words.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
And we never did, man, and we did.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
We didn't go back.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Then it was bedtime.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Yeah, No, it wasn't Blake.

Speaker 6 (43:32):
We were like, all right, I think and you just
we just hear Blake go cook crack.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Yeah you know what comedy shouldn't be about? And then
you talked for ten or fifteen minutes about comedy and politics.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
Yeah, I feel like I just didn't want it to end.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
I don't get a lot of trips like that with
my bros.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Mane wrong, You're not wrong.

Speaker 7 (43:52):
You guys are telling me it's bedtime, and I'm like,
I just simply do not want this to ever end
because it was so beautiful.

Speaker 6 (43:59):
I here's what I'll say, though, The balance is you
call it. By the way, it was only ten thirty
when we got back to the boat, and I guess
we stayed up around midnight. Yeah yeah, but if we
had called it at ten thirty, maybe we would have
woke up around eight, gone back on the island for
some breakfast. Yeah, you know, kick the tires, starts the

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fire like could have kept going.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
But instead we kept going.

Speaker 6 (44:23):
So late, or at least so deep into the cooler
that the next morning we were like, let's see Drs's
awful bagels and hit the road.

Speaker 7 (44:31):
It was a bagel, yeah, but then look we go
in for breakfast, we start firing it up again.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
We have to return home. It's a Friday.

Speaker 4 (44:38):
Now.

Speaker 7 (44:39):
I can't drive back home from Orange County like it.

Speaker 5 (44:43):
It just is a slippery slope at that. Well, that's
that's when you just say we're running to back. We're
spending another night in Catalina. Oh, I would love to honey.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
I'm so sorry, too chopper, worse, worse, too chopping.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
They said it's too choppy.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
You got it, checked the report.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
The winds picked up.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
It wouldn't be safe to make the crossing.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
It wouldn't be safe to.

Speaker 8 (45:02):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
I do love.

Speaker 6 (45:03):
I do love that. It's like you know what I'll
call club. Uh, it's just it's too choppy. White guys,
it's too choppy.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
Blake couldn't stop drinking.

Speaker 6 (45:14):
We need an alibi here, he's back on the I
told her it's choppy, guys, let's get after it.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
We couldn't stop Blake. He might be at the bottom
of the ocean.

Speaker 5 (45:24):
We've lost him to catale and then and then and
then we crash. Durors took one for the team and
slept on the bed that's outside.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
So nice.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
That's got to be lovely.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
It worked for me. It's a it's a comfortable setup.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
I think it's a comfortable setup, madam.

Speaker 6 (45:40):
I'm gonna say this. It's it at six three. It's
a different experience. Yeah, I'm sure, sure you know, And
like I hate to sound like this guy, but like
things aren't built for for people our sives.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
Yeah, you know, big guys.

Speaker 5 (45:55):
And that's one of the many reasons I love not
being sixty three. Yeah, it's just easier.

Speaker 6 (46:00):
I mean because I had to like curl like legs
up to the side, you know, but it was it
was cool.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
I like sleeping outside, brought the sleeping bag.

Speaker 5 (46:09):
Yeah, yeah, you took one for the team sleep mask even,
which was nice.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Boy diva, I love it.

Speaker 5 (46:17):
And then we were up by you know, seven am,
ready ready to take on the day and uh. And
that's essentially when the guy came around and was like,
hey are you are you guys? Uh, gonna leave sometime
soon and Derres was like, I don't know, and he goes,
I just kind of heard this from down below.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
I was like getting something in my bag. Oh, I
might have been on the toy.

Speaker 5 (46:42):
And then he goes for me, and then he goes,
it's time to leave, essentially right.

Speaker 6 (46:50):
Yeah, I go, I'm not sure when we're leaving. He goes, well,
you gotta leave by nine thirty. I go, then we'll
be leaving at nine thirty. Yeah, I'm glad we got
to the bottom of that sir.

Speaker 7 (46:58):
Yeah, he was asking nice, but then he quickly told
us we're out of it, and.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Then he was like, fucking radars on, bitch, yeah, get
your ass out of here. So then I was on
the toilet.

Speaker 5 (47:07):
And admittedly, I can't blame Honders for taking a ship.
I can't blame them because because you're not really supposed
to ship on boats my size. You gotta lay that
out at the beginning of the you have a bathroom,
you you try not to ship. Yeah, you try not
to ship on the boat, I think, And it's the

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same as like boats and tour buses. You try not
to ship on it because it can't clog and it's
it's gonna be thing.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
But every once in a while you got a ship
on it.

Speaker 5 (47:38):
And that morning, the grumble and my tummy and I
had a ship on it.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
So I did a I did a bit of a.

Speaker 5 (47:46):
Pueblamo in the bathroom, and then I flushed it and
it went down, and I was like, who that was close?

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Thank God, thank god? That what a nice mariage. I
saw you fall to your knees, and.

Speaker 7 (48:03):
I saw you, I saw you go your hands together,
and I saw you media.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
To the gods to the gods of and then I
hear the church bells. Don't do.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
Another successful ship. And then I washed my hands, came
out and I'm like, what did that guy say?

Speaker 5 (48:21):
What did the harbor patrol say? They told me, I'm like,
a fuck, well we do. We gotta get going. And
then durs went and then he took a ship and
we're back. It didn't it didn't flush that time. It
did not flush that time, and it's the water. We
kept trying to get it to flush. So the water
kept rising and rising and rising until it's at.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
The very lip.

Speaker 5 (48:45):
And then we're traveling home and there's just just brown
sewage water and it's just bouncing around.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
And by the way, I try to do this is
the move.

Speaker 6 (48:57):
This is also when you're in a trailer filming or
what ever where like you time the drop with the foot,
like so you stomp on the opening for the drop.
When the drop happens, you take your foot off, so
it just goes straight down. Yes, right, But when I
opened it, the water I think was just right there,

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and so when I closed it, it just like chopped
it up.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
M M.

Speaker 6 (49:26):
That's a shop and I look in I go that's
it's just.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
You lumberjack the fuck out of that, bro I did.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
I was like a fucking Milwaukee buzz off.

Speaker 7 (49:35):
You said, you said read read bro thought it was
a lumberjack competition. You went in there and there was
just little discs of ship. This looks like a pile
of poker chips in here. What the fuck happened?

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Brother?

Speaker 3 (49:52):
God damn, God damn.

Speaker 5 (50:04):
So then dur It comes out and he's like, that's
it's not going down, and which is something you never
want to You don't wanna you don't want to hear that.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
Tell somebody, no, you don't want to report that.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
You don't want to hear it. I didn't want to
say it. Yeah, that's big.

Speaker 5 (50:20):
We couldn't get it down. We couldn't get it down,
and then we have to make the crossing, so we
go back.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
I gotta go the fucking dudes, breathe it down our.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Neck, get the fuck out.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
We unload uf the boat. It was a great time.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
Bye guys. You guys went and got your fast food.
I was like, what's going on with this boat?

Speaker 3 (50:36):
I admittedly I took a two hour nap. As soon
as you guys left, I'm like I'm gonna I'm gonna
take a nap.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
I took a nap. I drove for two hours.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
Go ahead, yeah, sound traffic.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
You guys had to drive. I had the better end
of the stick there.

Speaker 5 (50:49):
But then I go back to the boat and it's
so foul, oh dear, and I'm end up using a
plunger and I'm so now I'm just mashing it up
and the plunger head gets stuck all the way down
and it's not coming out, and I'm like trying to
like wiggle it free, and I'm like wiggling with the

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plunger and it comes out, and just the stick comes out,
and as it does, spray of the ship that's ocean spread.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
Flies up into my face all over my shirt.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
That is ocean spring.

Speaker 6 (51:24):
Jesus Ruby, red ocean spray.

Speaker 5 (51:29):
I'm covered in in ship water, in your friends in
your friendship water, and I'm covered in it. I go,
I wash off. I come back with a new plan.
I'm going to take a garbage bag and put my
arm in it and I'm going.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
To fish out the plunger.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
Then I'm going to stick my hand down in.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
The plunger piece is still the bludger it didn't. It's
just it's just in the hole the bottom. It's just
like stuck, and it's it's converse.

Speaker 6 (52:02):
It's like upside verse style, like those toys you get
that you put on the table that then like jump
up thirty seconds pop.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
Yeah, that's right, flash.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
That's exactly if it jumped up at you. Bro.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
Hey, story's not done, got it.

Speaker 5 (52:15):
I take the the arm, uh, the arm that I
have in the garbage back.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
So that's your right arm. You call your right arm
the arm.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
This is what happens when the store's not done. He
forgets how to use English.

Speaker 7 (52:29):
You have your left arm, and then you have the
arm which is your right your right arm.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
The arm that I have, which is this one. And
I fish in the toilet.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
And I go to pull it out. It then pops back.

Speaker 5 (52:42):
And sprays so much shit everywhere, dude.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
And the worst part are you wearing? Are you in
a bathing suit? Are you barefoot?

Speaker 5 (52:51):
I am like in a barefoot, barefoot, shirtless, I'm covered,
skin on the doo doo spray on, flesh covered, great
skidd And the worst part I was chewing gum.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
I was chewing gum. The mouth was open. Stop stop,
stops up, spray in my mouth, pray in the mouth.
I don't know why I was chewing gum. I just was.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
I was not I was not thinking that that could
happen again. That is so foul, dude.

Speaker 5 (53:27):
And then maybe the most fall apart at that At
that point, I just took the boat hoose and just
sort of rinsed my body off to try to get
it off. You should have the first time I went in,
I like took a shower, and then I came back out.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
I'm like, that's not gonna happen again. And then that happened.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
I took a shot, and then.

Speaker 5 (53:45):
Now I have to reach my arm in there, and
I think the seal might be busted. I don't know
what's happening, and and like I am poking on where
I think.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
The seal is and I don't really know how it works.
And it's open. It's fully open.

Speaker 5 (54:01):
Now I've turned the water off, so it's the bowl
isn't feeling and I'm fingering something, but it's kind of
giving a little bit. And then I realized, so it's
a rock hard ship and it's stuck in the the
the hole where it actually should shoot down, and the
suction takes hold and it shoots through the hose.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
So that's been there, that's been in there for.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
A while, that's been there.

Speaker 5 (54:25):
Well then no, no, no, no, no, because that was the blockage.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
No, because here's the thing. He brought it out.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
He broke it.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
Open, and there's buffalo milk. It must have been the
the it's a wiki whacker.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
My bad. That's an awl pellet.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
I have to finger this. I have to finger this
hard ship.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Oh God.

Speaker 5 (54:46):
And and I finally stick my finger through and then
the suction takes hold and.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
The whole bowl goes and I have to suck my
arm out with the toilet bat. I wish it took
the garbage bag out. And you're I was just in
it to win it.

Speaker 7 (55:04):
Wow, dude, I'm sorry you had to, but that's a
captain's way.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Yeah, that's why I had to do it.

Speaker 7 (55:10):
And you gotta go down with the ship absolutely, And.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
Boy did you I did?

Speaker 1 (55:16):
My Boy?

Speaker 3 (55:17):
Did I feel fucking manly?

Speaker 5 (55:19):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (55:20):
Did I feel? Mainly when I fixed the toilet?

Speaker 1 (55:22):
Oh? Yeah, I guess that's and Adam the book end
you just did.

Speaker 6 (55:26):
This is a Dave Chappelle forty five minute story that
you're kind of like, this is getting boring, it's gross.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
So I'm laughing, but where's it going? And then well
you hit.

Speaker 5 (55:35):
Us with the I'm feeling fucking manly. I tell you
what I was like afterwards. I was like, I gotta buy.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Some fucking tools.

Speaker 7 (55:42):
Yeah, dude, Yeah, some tools would have helped, like a
new plenger, a snake, like I.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
Could figure ship out. Dude, you should have just got
a snake.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
I should have got a snake.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
But you know, plumbing shop back, they called my right
hand the human snake.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
They called the arm.

Speaker 7 (55:58):
Yeah, now we call out the snake baby. The next
time I clogged toilet, I'm gonna have you come over.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
With this, the snake baby. The snake is right here.

Speaker 7 (56:07):
It's good for you figuring that out. Nothing feels better
than fixing your own problem. You didn't have to call
anybody to do it for you. You rolled your sleeves up,
you literally dipped your arm.

Speaker 3 (56:17):
You know what I should what? I shouldn't have showed.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
My parents blue for a month. Yeah, go ahead, I should.

Speaker 5 (56:22):
Have showed them chat chipet Specifically my dad, I've shown
him with chat Chepetea. So now, any question I have
for him. I'm like, uh, you know, walking through the
backyard and my dad was like, what are you doing?
I'm like this, fuck that, like this shit. It's so
clogged the brown sewage water. Now because I've like tried
to the plunge, I've tried to like smash it. It's

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just sewage water with like clumps in it. It's the
grossest thing possible, at least if it's like dirty water.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
It was like a whole potato skin. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (56:53):
I didn't poop on the boat though, there's just tails
of coconut shrimp.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
I never floaded. I did not poop on the boat.

Speaker 6 (57:01):
This is like a Seinfeld ending where I reach in
and I pull this out and it's just the fucking
tail of a shrimp.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
It wasn't me. Is that a coconut shrimp? You're just
happy to see me? Wasn't me? Man? And so your
dad you're asking him for like pointers on what to do.

Speaker 5 (57:17):
I'm like, yeah, do you know, because he's had boats,
but they they've never had boats with a toilet in it,
so I don't know.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
I don't really know.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
And I'm like, yeah, it's sort of like it's like
an RV.

Speaker 5 (57:27):
It's like having an RV or a tour bus, and
I'm like, man, I don't I don't really know what
to do.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (57:33):
And he then just gets on chachipt and just starts
reading me what chatchy bet would do, and I'm like,
I don't.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
This is all like bad advice, right, Uh burned the boat?

Speaker 5 (57:46):
Yeah, And my mom is my mom is now on
the internet and she's like, there's chemicals you could pour,
and I'm like, I don't want necessarily to pour a
bunch of bleach down these tubes and then that like corodes,
it comprom corodi compromises these erodes or corrodes or whatever
the word is.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
I don't want it to road anything. Yeah, just so
want to. I'm just listening to you guys fucking ball
out here, webster.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
I don't want to road ship, all right, I ain't trying.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (58:15):
So I fixed the problem THO on it, and boy
did I feel mainly it felt it felt good actually.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
Uh to fix it. I love that I've done.

Speaker 7 (58:22):
I've done some low level plumbing in my home and
it does feel good to unclog it like.

Speaker 6 (58:27):
What you did, the like where you feed the thing
down that's got like the hooks and you just pull
all that hair out.

Speaker 7 (58:32):
Oh yeah, I have to do that almost every week
for my shower with this hair.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Oh God, creature. That's a creature report right there.

Speaker 5 (58:39):
Yeah yeah, uh yeah, that happens, uh to my my
wife's hair. My wife has the thickest, nicest head of hair.
But I guess she sheds. I guess it's a shedding situation.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
Yeah, that's all women humans.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
I shed a ton of hair.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
It's a lot.

Speaker 3 (58:55):
I shed a ton.

Speaker 6 (58:56):
It's a lot, dude. Maybe I've talked about this on
the pod. But when I was a very kid and
like just didn't know how the world worked. I would look.
I'd be using the toilet like our family had the
one bathroom whatever, and.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
We know you use toilets, we know stay less.

Speaker 6 (59:14):
And every once in a while I would go in
the bathroom and look in the toilet and there'd be
like a clump of hair just on the surface of
the water. And I'd be like, what the fuck what happened?
My mom was just in here, like is her like
fucking is she okay? Cubes like falling off?

Speaker 1 (59:34):
Yeah? It was like, is there COUCHI like shedding?

Speaker 6 (59:37):
Is this like an adult thing that someday I'll learn about.

Speaker 5 (59:41):
You're gonna learn about when you get old enough, someone's
gonna tell you, like, hey, just so you know, couci
shit right.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
Yeah. Uh.

Speaker 6 (59:49):
Then maybe years later, I'm in the bathroom and she's
brushing her hair and I see brush boom boom to
the brush pulling off all the hair that came off,
and then she just drops it in the toilet, and
I was like, so, your pussy's not gonna it unlocked,

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and answered like five years of being like, so, there's
one thing that.

Speaker 7 (01:00:16):
Happened if you can read, If you could read, one time,
I would tell your mom, throw that in in the trash.
Don't risk hair in the in the tubes like that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
I don't want anything in the tubes.

Speaker 7 (01:00:28):
This is actually good advice from your your boys that
this is important.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Won't you tell her?

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
Blake, dude, honestly, don't even ship in your home toilet.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Don't even ship in your friend's boat.

Speaker 5 (01:00:38):
Yeah, while just go ship in the garbage. Can just
go ship in a plastic bag in your front yard
like a dog. Like ship in the front yard, pick
it up with the plastic bag like a dog, and
then throw it away.

Speaker 6 (01:00:53):
Sorry, I'm trying to establish is this advice for me
or just like people listening in this general like.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
You never saw yours.

Speaker 7 (01:01:01):
I can't where Adam's coming from. You're not allowed to
shit in any more bulls. Dude, this dude is traumatized.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
Hey, can I tell you something?

Speaker 5 (01:01:09):
I know?

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
I know?

Speaker 6 (01:01:10):
Uh, you felt mainly for like fixing the problem. I'd
venture to say I feel a little bit more mainly
for causing the problem.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
I don't get a lot. That was pretty mainly, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
I will say shitting on your friend's boat was pretty mad.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
Because when you clag a toilet for the first time,
you're like, oh my god. But party've also is like,
yeah it was that big.

Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
Yeah, I did that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
I guess it did clag it.

Speaker 5 (01:01:36):
Well, I will say, you can't feel that great about
it because it's a boat toilet and technically it's it's
I mean, I fell to my knees praying, praying to
God that.

Speaker 6 (01:01:47):
It was not a vessel alive that could handle my growlers.

Speaker 7 (01:01:50):
Yeah, well, there's you ate three whole potatoes when you
put all the skins together, so it.

Speaker 6 (01:01:56):
Was two potatoes four potato skins, which, like you know,
you dig out a potato skin to like put in
like the fucking chibes or whatever, the cheese and all
that fix the fix and zero scoop just sliced in
half and topped.

Speaker 7 (01:02:13):
I don't love that. That's how they do it. That's
how they do it in Catalina.

Speaker 5 (01:02:16):
All right, Steve, get your ack together with the potato skins.
Any take backs, apologies, any epic slams.

Speaker 6 (01:02:22):
I do apologize for taking the final ship in a
crescendo of events that caused it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
Yes, yes, it doesn't feel like a real apology or the.

Speaker 7 (01:02:36):
Straw that broke the camel's back and he does apologie.

Speaker 3 (01:02:40):
That doesn't feel like a real apology.

Speaker 6 (01:02:42):
I feel like because you did leave before the cleaning
crew could have addressed.

Speaker 5 (01:02:48):
The cleaning crew is not going to do plumbing work
and finger your ship out of my toilet.

Speaker 6 (01:02:53):
No no, but that's not extra like fossilized hard one.

Speaker 5 (01:02:58):
No no, no, Here's what I okay. I don't think
maybe I didn't explain it on them. Here's what I
think happened. You had a hard nugget of a shit,
it got stuck there. Then you had more softer shits,
and when you went to cut it off, and you
cut it off, and now there's shit that's floating in
the bowl that I saw. There was already a one

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that was stuck in the hole and it didn't quite
make it through. And you don't think then we went
to flush it and your other shits that it got
sucked down and then got stuck, and now it's all
packing on top of the one shit that and now
it's made it hard and I had to finger through it.

Speaker 6 (01:03:38):
I took one log I saw it. But the chopper
of the open the door that opens the door. Yeah,
as I kept doing this, it chopped it chopped it up.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
So there's a mystery dirt in there. And we should
have a doctor on. I know we had a guest
on last week.

Speaker 6 (01:03:56):
We didn't even mention this, but we should have a
doctor on who can explain that like the tip of
your poop is more dense than like the end, which
could make sense if it's if it's compacting up against
that the butthole door.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
That wall. Yeah, I yeah, so that's what I think
what happened.

Speaker 5 (01:04:14):
But okay, I'll take the apolotology, the sword of apology,
I'll take it. I would like to apologize for our
listeners to saying the chink.

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
Kink I think I said in my armor. Don't make
it worse?

Speaker 5 (01:04:26):
Yeah, I think, you know, yeah, you don't know what
to say when it comes to I think I think
it is a kink in the arm or is it
a chink in the armor?

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
Yeah? Why is the friend? Is the term okay?

Speaker 5 (01:04:39):
And why is that? Why would that be offensive if
that is the actual term?

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
Is now a word that is used.

Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
As derogatory, but it's it's a totally different meaning.

Speaker 7 (01:04:49):
It is, but it's like we've decided to just throw
it out as a whole.

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
So I do think and for that I apologize.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
Uh, you know, there's a different there's a word. It
sounds crazily like the N word that a professor used.
It's like the N word and then like a d
L y.

Speaker 6 (01:05:08):
Right, I'm not even gonna say it, because the professor
got fired for using that word because they were like.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
What did you just say? It's like a d L
Why what is it? I don't even know what that means?
N word? And then d L y say it in
your head?

Speaker 8 (01:05:21):
Yeah, gotka, okay, So that's Europe dirle dirly dirley N
word derly and he said that word which means something else,
and people were like, what'd you just say?

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
Well, what the hell does that mean? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
I'm sure that's still very racist.

Speaker 5 (01:05:38):
This is like a chick in the armor is a
but that is a phrase that that you say.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
This is a professor, he knows words.

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
This guy's digging in the crates for words that sound
like super racist terms.

Speaker 6 (01:05:50):
And as we say it now, as we say it now,
do we think that he does this on purpose?

Speaker 5 (01:05:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
He was. He was fishing. He was fishing. Yeah, and
do we think you purpose?

Speaker 5 (01:06:01):
I was just saying something that that I will say
is exactly what I meant to say. It's like the
hole in my game, or I guess we mean another
in my man game.

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
There he goes, Yeah, here we got.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
Say, like racist Jason.

Speaker 7 (01:06:16):
Jason idioms yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm always saying hole on
my man game. Let's let's let's bring that to the table.
I mean, I don't really have any apologies. I had
one of the best times in my life with you guys.
Any take backs, apologies or hole in your games? I
guess the one hole in our game is that we

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only stayed for one night.

Speaker 3 (01:06:38):
I think I could stay a whole damn week with
you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
That was a blast. Yeah, that was so fun.

Speaker 6 (01:06:43):
But dude, we gotta pace ourselves. And I don't know
if we know around too, But it's got to be
like you'd think.

Speaker 5 (01:06:49):
In our forties we'd figure it out, but we got
shot out of a can.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
We got to like have a plan where someone's meeting
us to take us snorkeling.

Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
That's a plan too.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
We got to be accountable to somebody who's grown up
or something. Yeah, that's true, said the forty five year
old man.

Speaker 5 (01:07:06):
Hey, no, you know what we have to do is
is and I've never done it because the only way
I know how to get there is two beers and
you're cracking your third. Sure, I feel like I would
get lost at sea if I didn't have the two
beers cracking my third. Right, So, but I think that
is the trick to not drinking as much and as
fast as we did, is to drink, not start at

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eight thirty or at nine am.

Speaker 3 (01:07:32):
Ye of course, now come on, I come on.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
Hey, you're right, it's not going to happen.

Speaker 5 (01:07:38):
But that, I think would that would lend itself to
us go scuba diving or some shit.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
I love the idea of it. How do we do that?

Speaker 6 (01:07:45):
I mean because you had the breakfast burritos, So I'm like, oh,
we could have like breakfast, but we did that and
the only thing to chase those down, yeah as a
cold snack.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
It's a gold snack. Who that's right. I love it.

Speaker 6 (01:08:00):
Big shout out to Danny McBride for coming on the
pod last week. Yeah, shout out if that's how the
order of these are going. Yeah, I think it is.

Speaker 5 (01:08:08):
Yeah, Danny McBride, are I mean, and it's a proper
We did a podcast with a guest for the whole episode.

Speaker 7 (01:08:17):
Yeah, my god, I think it went fairly well. I
can't wait for everybody here.

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
I I you know this episode.

Speaker 5 (01:08:24):
That episode isn't out yet and this one is still
a week after that. Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
But I bet we broke the internet. I hope. So.

Speaker 5 (01:08:31):
I bet the internet just fucking quivered with us finally
interviewing a celebrity guest in a real way. Fuck Internet busted, bud.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
I hope we break it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
I hope there's still internet around. Oh yeah, for this
podcast to air, you wear.

Speaker 6 (01:08:49):
On the record as a big fan of the Internet
and sliding Blake's DMS. If you think we should have
more guests and give us suggestions of guests, because if
you guys like it, we had a good time.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
Yeah, we had a great prime.

Speaker 5 (01:09:02):
We hung with our boy Dana McBride. How great is
Danny By the way, that's probably the longest you guys
have sat and talked with him, right that? Yeah, I
think so. Isn't he just the fucking man. He's funny,
He's way smarter than us in a great way.

Speaker 7 (01:09:21):
Yeah, but the bars love. But ye wrote a book.
He really did the book. Yeah, it's a it's a good.

Speaker 5 (01:09:28):
Grillan Tales of Modern Men. He wrote a whole ass book.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
And by the way, that is a cool thing.

Speaker 6 (01:09:35):
If you're a person who was thinking about coming on
our podcasts, I know there's a lot of podcasts out
there where you're like, oh, I don't know, if I
don't want to see how I come across, You're gonna
come across so smart.

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
Yeah great, we're gonna be across so great.

Speaker 6 (01:09:50):
Leaving here, you're gonna go, oh, I guess I'm not
a fucking idiot actor, yeah, or a dumb ass musician.

Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
We will uplift you.

Speaker 5 (01:09:57):
Oh yeah, you're gonna feel like a goddamn genius after
coming on our podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
Or like a borderline psychopath president.

Speaker 6 (01:10:04):
If you come on this podcast, you're gonna leave feeling
like maybe I can write some laws.

Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
Our next our next guest is Donald Trump.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
Is that what you're picture?

Speaker 5 (01:10:15):
All right, that'd be Yeah, that'd be a fucking hell
of a swing number two.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
I want to know about. Keep playing that. The entire
come all we talk about is Stormy Daniels.

Speaker 5 (01:10:25):
He's like, all right, all right, Okay, maybe we should
wrap it up. You guys are gonna talk about and
you didn't want to talk about anything else.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
Okay, the storms, storminator storms. All right.

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
Well that was another episode this