Ep 312: Big Juicy Dawgz

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what is most obviously
very crucially important today on This Is Important.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Was it shocking when you saw and the poop was
bright pink? Are they checking for dick size on those things? Hey,
enjoy your vacation, Let's go.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Durs was just saying before we yes, I was before
we started the podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
He was just saying, he wants.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
To go get a big, thick, juicy.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, buddy. He's not just getting a
fact at Canine. He's getting hot now. Laying across the street.
There's a pool across the street from your your cabin
pool around the way, around the way to the pool
around the way. It's around the way, commune and I
love it around the way.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
And they serve these big, thick, almost offensive hot dogs.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Like too big for children. Like if your kid were
to get that, you're like, whoa bud?

Speaker 5 (01:26):
Or are you proud you smacked the dogs so big
you smack it out of his hands?

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Are you proud if he if he gobbles that dog?

Speaker 2 (01:34):
You know, Adam, it's honestly just food. I don't know
if I'm proud clean plate club, Adam, Are you one
of those?

Speaker 5 (01:45):
Are you one of those dads that won't let your
son like you won't let him eat a banana like
the right way, he has to like break it off.
And have you ever seen the dudes who refused to
eat hot dogs publicly? So they like break the dog
into piece? Is to eat it because it's it's suspect.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Well, I'm offended that you even asked me that, because
I think you know the way I eat bananas, I
gobble them whole.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Nobody's the way they should be.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
Well, I don't know if you're you want to pass
that trait down to your son, or if absolutely he
should that's the way to eat banana.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
You don't want to touching the banana with your hands?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
You shouldn't.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
You should never touch with your hands. You should, you
shoul always be touching the peel.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
Wait, wait, do you you eat a banana with your
hands behind your back?

Speaker 2 (02:31):
No? He squirts it out of the peel like a cartoon.
It shoots in the sky and then goes like.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
King Louis and then and then I gobble. Aren't be
afraid to eatallic they do public that's so blake.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Let him gobble. Let me go, bro, you know me,
I support Gobble and and Adam. I told you I
was going to eat this big, juicy hot dog. And
it got you going about treats pool side, but specifically
treats it a pool. I was just.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Saying, dude, I was trying to explain to Chloe the
other day.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
I was like, a dude, treats at a pool.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Hit different, dude, when you were especially when you were younger,
when you were a youngster and your mom would give
you a few extra bucks to go get the to
go to the snatch.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Oh god, dangn cool.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
God, you just go back with a frozen Snickers.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Frozen Snickers.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Oh whoa, maybe maybe they had frozen kid Cats.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Which was the jam Boy frozen butterfinger.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
I'm a suck on that forge, I'm gonna suck on that.
Your boy guns suck on that. No hands, no hands.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Not to not to bring back hands.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Your child gobbling a dog, But you're not proud of
him when he eats a lot of food, Like if
he were to come back that's you said, it was
offensively large. If he ate that whole dog.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
We were going one way, and then you were like,
are you proud of him, and I'm like, I don't.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
I feel like I would be proud of my son
if he like suddenly has an adult man appetite and
then you look at him and you're like, oh my god,
he's growing before my eyes.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. If there's a pride,
it's you. If they take a humongous dump when I'm wiping,
that's like the younger dude, yeah, beaming and you go,
did you this from you? Was this already in the dad?
Did take a midnight crawler? And you forgot and I
forgot to flush it?

Speaker 5 (04:28):
And you just said to Dawn, you really get hype
when you when your boy lays down a big old chonker.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
I do too, And I think this might be where
we're we're boy Dad's over here, Blake.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
You wouldn't understand this lifestyle because girls don't boop.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
I would assume if your daughter drops a bomb, you're
not as pumped.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
You're not like, oh hell yeah that a girl? Is
that right? If anything, you're shocked and you go, you
don't do this again.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
You you find a way to disperse this way more.
Even this is too large, you cut it off. Oh no,
I think it's all the same reaction as a as
a dude, as a as a freaking dad.

Speaker 6 (05:10):
You come in and you see a big old pili.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
But a serious question. Yeah I was.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
I was being serious as I as I always okay,
and I love I love this for me.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Boy dad a girl dad? Was it shocking when you
saw it and the poop was bright pink?

Speaker 5 (05:26):
It isn't actually it's it's not the same color. Yeah,
it's not like hers doesn't know this. He comes from
a family of all boys.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Uh, he does. Fascinating. The only thing we found my
mom's toilet was a bunch of hair, A pink ship,
A bunch of pink ship. It's like a gender reveal.
I do love the idea of some guy who just
doesn't know. And he was, but he was told, dude,
detailed by the only person he's ever respected about how
it's like their poop is pink. They pee like litter. Oh, whoa,

(05:58):
that's Isaac, that's me. As it goes, it actually is
pink poo poo, hot hot hot hot.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
No, somehow, my my computer accepts calls now and it
will just ring and it's so annoyed and I get
so many prank phone calls. Not prank phone calls. Yeah,
I mean I do get quite a few of those,
because I've had the same number since high school. But yeah,
I mean feel free I get. I get so, I

(06:26):
get dozens and dozens.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Remember me from your kid party? Two bucks a cupe.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Telemarketing calls, and they're not even like real telemarketing. They're
just like there are ways to trick old people.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah, it's me, Joe Baden Adam. Oh, what's up dude? Oh,
actually this is a fake recording.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
No, it's always like something like I owe a little
bit of money in the state of Nebraska, and you.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Might I know, I don't.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
I don't sure, I don't.

Speaker 5 (06:53):
You didn't cash out at that like Italian restaurant, one
Italian restaurant.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
What's that place called? Yeah, but what does cash out mean?
That's where I was getting at.

Speaker 5 (07:03):
I'm saying there might have been a night where you
had gone to a football game, maybe you had one
too many.

Speaker 6 (07:09):
You pulled up to that that overserved.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
That's what you say when when you drink too much.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
I was overserved, you were, well, I think you got
overserved at that little Italian restaurant.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
You were what's it called it at? What's that place name?

Speaker 5 (07:21):
What is the name of that Italian restaurant? There's one
in the whole damn state. We go there every time
we visit, like you fucking got him, dude, you got
We go there every time we visit.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Hey, uh, the Italian.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
And we're there, Adam, you are that fair steakhouse.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
There's Drover's Steakhouse.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
No, it's a spa. It's a spaghetti.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
Spot and you spaghetti works.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Yeah, bro, you go nuts.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
I've never seen you go so nuts at a restaurant.
That place you cash I get the salad bar. That's
cashing now, brother.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
M okay, see the way you talk. You're so Californian
and it's lettuce.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Let that let us drop.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
And what's crazy is the older you get. You'd think
you would get less like us, less binocular and less slang.
It's getting heavier, sorry, man, and it's getting more.

Speaker 6 (08:12):
I'm regressing. Yeah, I'm regressing.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Why Why is that? Why?

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Why me eating at a salad bar and Omaha, Nebraska
is cashing out to the point that I might.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Owe hundreds of people.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
I'm just saying sometimes maybe you were over served at
a football game.

Speaker 6 (08:30):
You wandered into spaghetti Works.

Speaker 5 (08:33):
You're you're blackout, You're you're hitting the damn you're hitting
the salad bar a little harder than you're even supposed to.
And they're like, oh, just put it on mister Divine's build.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
They know who you are.

Speaker 5 (08:43):
There's a goddamn adam Divine day in the city. Yeah,
you might have a running tab. Maybe it's not all
you could eat. Maybe you thought it was all you
could do'd be very funny.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Yeah, well, I'm listening to the voicemails that uh that
the AI leaves and it has nothing to do.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
With Spaghetti Work, So I'm saying safe there.

Speaker 5 (09:04):
Hey, well, shout out to Spaghetti Works. It is a
walk though it is quite. It is quite the spot.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Yes, that's probably. I love. I love a downtown Omaha.
It's it's a fun place. It is. What did Blake
order when we went there? I got something terrible. I
think I think I got the spaghetti because I was like,
here we are, and you got like.

Speaker 6 (09:26):
I think I got like jumbalaya. It was not great.

Speaker 5 (09:29):
It was like all peppers and I was just like,
oh man, I did it again?

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Make his hands down the worst Orderer adventurer.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
He's an adventurous order. That's why.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
It's the fact that he doesn't want to eat, but
we're all eating, right, and so when he has to
get something, I don't even think. I honestly, I don't
even think it's sad. I know he doesn't want to eat. Sure,
So what he does is he purposely picked something that
will be back and then it comes and it goes on, Ah, man, oh.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
I don't even want this. I'm gonna go cash out
at the bar.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
And then he goes and does what he wants to do,
you know, and just gobbles eight hundred calories in Jaegermeister.
I I wish I was that calculated. That's actually really brilliant.
I wonder if in the back of my mind.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
It might even be subconscious at this point.

Speaker 5 (10:21):
Yeah, damn, I'm like subconsciously a genius. Bro.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
This might have been learning by the person you looked
up to who told you about things and Hulk Cogan
you thought poop was pink and that this is how
you could diet and get away.

Speaker 5 (10:34):
That would be a wild ass gender reveal where you
have your homie like he gets the results and then
for one week he just eats all pink or all
blue food.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
I agree, that'd be wild, that'd be crazy.

Speaker 5 (10:48):
He did that ship at the baby shower and you
all have to gather it and look into the toilet
to see what kind of baby you're having.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
That's literally cashing out. Now that cash that was in
a toilet.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
I thought it was going to be like in the
just lays it out on the lawn. I guess you
could do it with a dog. You could like feed
your dog blue or pink food for a week and
then it just comes and ships in the middle of
the party, and you're like, it's a boy.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Yeah, that's better to be beat. A boy's better feed
your dog something weird. Your dog died. It just started
throwing up blue.

Speaker 5 (11:23):
Oh, none of you guys did a gender reveal party, right, No, no, no, no, yeah,
those are those are I think those are sick.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
Dude like that. We just didn't want to start a
forest fire, Like, don't like nine out of ten of
them go wrong and someone has a finger blown off
or like it has some sort of smoke.

Speaker 6 (11:48):
Oh, there's real nightmare reveals.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
I don't know if the number is is that high,
but the the the like reveals that go at him.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
You don't know, so so, so why don't you just
save it, Adam? If you don't no, it's like then
you don't have to say anything. I think it's not.
I'm pretty sure it's said. And you just said you
don't know.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
I'm saying I do know. I say you don't know.
I said you don't I know, I know.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
I don't know. Man, Yes, thirty and I don't know.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
But the videos of people just like swinging the bat
and hitting their wife in the face where they were
trying to hit the ball that would close us, or
or they let the balloons go and then they don't
pop them and then it like floating away.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
It would be the dad.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
All he has to do is like make a free
throw to do it. He just can't make a free throw.
It's they're there forever.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
They're like, come on, dude, there's the one where like
uh they like have like uh oh, what else is there?
There's like, uh, there's other ones too.

Speaker 6 (12:58):
There's definitely some kickboxing ones that go hard, go hard.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Just did you see that video I sent you of
the two guys kickboxing in like suits trying to fight
was that one has like a fake knife and one
has a fake gun and they like go at it. Yes,
kind of didn't.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Understand that's right, And it was like it was in
an octagon. There were like fans there. Yes, it seemed
like something.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Essentially, what I think is happening is they're saying that
the only entertainment will be live entertainment in the future because.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
AI is going to ruin entertainment.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
So I feel like every psychotic entrepreneurs like, Okay, what's
the next they have UF sees a thing?

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Do live is what you're supposed to do, Like we'll
do live is what you're supposed to do? Well, the
YOUU have sees something?

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Slack boxing is a thing?

Speaker 2 (13:51):
What's arm wrestling is a thing?

Speaker 3 (13:53):
What's the next thing?

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Dude? Arm wrestling at least has lineage and whe where
they just fight inside of a car.

Speaker 5 (13:58):
Yeah, that one is crazy where you have to like
try to get your seatbelt off first, but the other
move is to like just start hitting that person so
that they can't get their seatbelt off, and while they're
defending themselves, then you get your seatbelts off. I saw
another one the other day that was boxing, boxing, basketball,

(14:19):
and you're allowed to box each other while you play,
so that's like part of your defensive strategy is like
when to start pouching somebody and when to drive to
the hoop.

Speaker 6 (14:28):
We're just getting this is what AI is doing to us.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Yeah, they're like, well, what's crazy is it's like which
ones are catching on? Like, I don't know, see remember
the basketball one that was on like Spike where there
were trampolines.

Speaker 5 (14:40):
Yes, that slamball was off the hook, kind of a
cool idea.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
You're like, yeah, more dunks And then weirdly, at the
same time, Steph Curry blew up and it was like, actually,
it's kind of more fun to watch him drain him
from the fucking logo and damn it.

Speaker 5 (14:56):
Adam posted a really good one that I think should
be up next is the a m m A The
Armored Mixed Martial Arts where it's like two nights it's
basically exactly MMA, but you're in full body armor and
you have like you and shields and.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
Shields and you just like battle each other and then
end up tackling each other and rear naked choking.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (15:20):
I've actually watched a few, like whole matches of that,
and it's.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
That's why I sent it to you. Yeah, I didn't
post that. I sent it to you just directly because
I knew that you would that would hit home for you.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Oh yeah, dude, I've already been watching it.

Speaker 5 (15:35):
It's so cool, like the the player intros or fighter intros.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Are so cool. Man.

Speaker 6 (15:41):
The way you introduced yourself.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
I got dude.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
I I do love shit like that, Like like if
they just made We went to my birthday party a
few years ago.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
What is that called? Is it a medieval time? Medieval Times?

Speaker 3 (15:55):
We went to medieval times and it's so fun and
I love medieval times. But if they also like truly
hot to almost the death, that would be better.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
You know what.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
I hope what I truly hope catches on and I
would like to invest in this.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Okay, is tag competitive? Tag watch competitive? When that comes
sometimes they know.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
What when that's on the tune in?

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Yeah, that ship is. I used to watch that on
my iPad at night when I was fall asleep, and
eventually I moved on from it. They just don't have
the stories, you know. Well, yeah it's repetitive, but you
just don't know who these people are. They got it
and not that I'm like the story guy, but like
you do need a little bit of that, you need
a bad boy.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
Well, and that's and that's hey guess what, that's why
we need to invest and we need to write stories
and it all ends up being pornographic, like every story.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
I was gonna say drawn, but I think you're right.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
Yeah, how did this get so horny?

Speaker 2 (16:54):
They have to hold the giant hot dog while they
do the whole thing. It's like you you're running and
you have to finish the hot halfway. This all these
fallons watching now, watching now, But think about this. If
the tag, if tag is you're drunk, then that's hilarious
because they're running into those.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Poles because you have to dunk under ship.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
To death. Well, Blake, you were talking about how you
like medieval fighting with fucking maces and stuff. Warning stars
you got armor on.

Speaker 6 (17:23):
I mean, they do get worked.

Speaker 5 (17:25):
But you're saying, what if there was a guy who
plays tag that may be tags a little too hard.

Speaker 6 (17:29):
He's like the bad boy of tags, just like.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
Or you go to his backstore and he's literally a
bad he's a bad man.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Yeah, if it's prison tagun man, but it's tag I
really it's a it's children's game, but I feel like
we're like.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
Six months away from someone making that into it. You know,
Mattel goes, all right, Arbie, hit the next one hit.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
We're going Tag. Well, I mean Tag was a movie, Yeah,
that is true. I think it was pretty movie. Yeah.
I think it was pretty sick. It was a movie.
Oh okay, and it was kind of It was actually
pretty funny. I liked the whole concept was that there's
a real life group of friends who has been playing
tag since their kids high school or something, and they'll

(18:25):
fly around the world to like find somebody on Machu
Picchu for like their family vacation coming behind them and
be like, Tag, come here, buddy, give me a hug.
We've been doing this so long. I love you. Never die.
I think it's something like that. Somebody that's cool. I'm in.
That's perfectly explains the movie. I'm totally it sounds funny. Yeah,

(18:47):
I think that.

Speaker 5 (18:50):
But I do think maybe having some form of a
television show that is filmed in like a prison with
people on that are like being live. I do think
that that is an interesting that exists.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
So what the show where you just started watching people
in prison, and he's like.

Speaker 5 (19:10):
No, but I'm saying that we we we we gamify
it like you're saying, like it's prison tag or we
watch like prison humanitarian.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
I mean, yeah, I know, Blake, I'm with you. I
also couldn't care less, but I mean I care no,
But what is it? What is in it for? Because
you know, well, there you go. I could be in
prison any one of us, any one of us is
one of us, could have yes, could be in prison

(19:43):
for the rest of our lives if things if things
went the wrong way.

Speaker 5 (19:47):
Sure, if you keep skipping out on the spaghetti works bill,
say it is a couple.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Of whoopsies here and there, life in prison, a couple
of oops, a couple oops I didn't mean to and
suddenly you're prison the rest of your life.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Did I know that? It's right there, Blake, it's right there.
It's a few of those.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
And then and then all of a sudden, some asshole
comes in and starts filming me all the time because
I'm in prison for the rest of my life, and
he wants me to play tag, and I'm like, dude,
I just want to. You know, I probably would read
a lot. I'd read all of the I would finally
catch up on all of the Harry Potter books.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
I never read.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
You're saying, so you got of different books, you know,
if that's all you have to do, I would, yeah,
very well read.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Oh you would hit the library quiet. Adam comes out
of prison with glasses Adam.

Speaker 5 (20:41):
Adam is waiting to get life in prison to crack
the first Harry Potter book.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
I love that. That's what you're saving it for. I
read the first one. Oh you rest of them?

Speaker 6 (20:51):
Oh you're waiting to crack number two? You got number two?

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Damn damn son points Uh, never read them, never seen them.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
Rhythm, Yeah, they're they're they're fun to watch. Chloe loves
them and we will watch them. The first time was
during the pandemic, and I'm like, the first one is
like little kids moving, like, yeah, that was cute, and
then they progressively get more intense and like scarier as
they go on, and the last couple are bangers.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Dude, Yeah they get.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
They're good movies. But so I'm in prison, I'm finally
reading these books. And then some asshole comes around and
starts to film me. What's in for me?

Speaker 5 (21:34):
Well, that's what I'm saying, it's so easy to incentivize.
You could get like bonus boxes of cigarettes, or you
could get like extra like time outside.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
There's just like the reward system.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
If you could get to go if you read all
the books in under a week, you get to go free.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
You're free. Well, that show is watching these guys read.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
Dude, and that's all pretending to remember when you watch
those like infomercials like late at Night and it's like.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
A breeding telling reading people on how to speed read. Yes,
do you remember that? And they'd be reading a book
and they're.

Speaker 5 (22:11):
Like, yeah, well, what would be really.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Hold that entire book in under forty seconds?

Speaker 2 (22:19):
I like this.

Speaker 5 (22:19):
That's where like okay, so you you claim you read
the books, but then you get quizzed on them and
it's like yo, and then it's kind of like you
got to do book reports and some of you were
going to be able to tell you did not read
the book, or.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
You're reading smart than a fifth five years in prison,
you're prisoner or smarter than I plead the fifth greater.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Yeah, but they all have phones now. They all have
phones now they're just asking chat ChiPT like give me
a quick breakdown of this.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Book saying in prison, in prison, Yeah, make a live
I've seen lots of like wild like live install lives
live from prison. They're, you know what, they're working out,
their jacked. There should be some sort of gamification of
like a bodybuilding bodies. Have you seen the size of
these hot dogs in jail? Loose?

Speaker 3 (23:13):
I always thought, I really I'm not in prison, Now
that we're breaking it down, prison doesn't sound that bad, dude, Like.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
You did I do? That's away. Yeah, from meeting all
these people who are hearing you, I assume they all listen.
Number one, they might have a little interest in showing
you how bad it can get.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
Okay, Yeah, I guess the violence between one another. But
if you're just going there and all you're doing is
reading here, violence between us, and it starts with the
and fucking. If you're all you're doing is reading Harry
Potter books and working out, that's a hell. That's a
nice afternoon, that's a nice day.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Yeah. I mean you're selling me, that's for sure.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
You have your own little room, Sure, there's a cot.

Speaker 5 (24:02):
Sure, I mean you're watching Two and a half Men
basically non stop. Right, It's just like, are you what
else would be on TV. What plays like twenty four.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Is showing TV. I think this is mostly your reading
book scenarios.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
I do. I would love if Fraser was huge in prison. No,
there's a TV.

Speaker 5 (24:21):
There's like a TV for everybody to watch, like a
like a public television what we call that?

Speaker 2 (24:27):
You think it stays on CBS or probably TBS. I
think for sure it's just sitcom.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
I think the largest guy in the room gets to
decide what all that television is on, and he's probably
watching Tag the Jeremy Renner Vehicle Great Pool.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
I was like, John Hammer is in this movie? Yang
Renner is a runner? Is that both in it? Right?
I think?

Speaker 5 (24:52):
So?

Speaker 2 (24:52):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
I went to acupuncture this morning, not even this morning,
like can two hours ago, and to uh, they must
have put those needles in the right spots because I
was She came in and woke me up, and I
was like, oh, and I'm just needles all over and
I like flopped up and I like scrunched my muscles
because she like shook me awake, and they like hurt

(25:16):
a little bit. And then she got all the needles
out and then I come up and I just had
a horseshoe shaped on my forehead for like two solid hours.
It just sort of went away, dude, but it was
it was a vicious one. She knocks knocks my ass out.
Do you guys ever get the ac so?

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Wait? I have?

Speaker 6 (25:36):
I have never had that before.

Speaker 5 (25:37):
So does it sends you into some sort of extreme relaxation.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
Or you're that's the goal of it is you You
get so relaxed that your muscles then get fully relaxed
and turned to butt up.

Speaker 5 (25:49):
Baby does the initial prick of the needle like hurt,
like you're being stabbed or getting a shot.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
Sometimes most times it doesn't, But then she'll hit that
points that the muscle really needs to relax. Sometimes it's
so uh the you're so at least I am. I'm
so tense that she has a hard time getting the
needles in.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Oh almost like them a little harder. She just really
am dance to me, I got dance met My man
is like a thick hot dog.

Speaker 6 (26:18):
How much how many needles are we talking?

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Well?

Speaker 6 (26:21):
How many are going into your back?

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Like? Is it the whole back or no?

Speaker 3 (26:25):
Maybe I don't know. Twenty thirty depends on what she's
doing that day. I get it once once a week.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Who used to get like two fifty? Was it like
Warren Sap or somebody that's a big that's a football player,
used to get like two fifty and they just looked
like a fucking.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
Well, that's a larger body. This two fifty probably looks
like my thirty. Sure, you know, it's just there's just more.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
You guys are basically the same guys.

Speaker 5 (26:50):
You are the Warren Warren staff of our friends for sure.
Thank you, Yeah, absolutely, thank you. How much I would
like to try accupunt or at some point I've never
I've never experienced it.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
I like that you're one of my friends.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
Like Durors, I think maybe could could help It could
help him because he has back problems every once in
a while, but you have yet to have any problems,
even though you've broken your back.

Speaker 6 (27:18):
No, you know where I'm starting at.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
That's the whole thing. He's got that Yamaha in there.

Speaker 5 (27:22):
Yeah, I got a nice little it's not my back,
but my this some old man talk, but pretty much
everything below my knees is really starting to give me
freaking trouble, dude, whether it's my acl or the back
of my heel, I'm like, I'm f to dude, I'm
like hurting, that's.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Just from running.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
I would yeah, I would probably chill, chill on the
runs for a week or two.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
Dude. I'm on like week eight of like rehabbing achilles
and calves and just building rebuilding. Yeah, what do we do?
You just got to do like you gotta do just
like calf hraises where you go down slow all the way,
let it hang and then back up. See.

Speaker 5 (28:02):
My whole thing was like cause like I was kind
of feeling a little I was feeling a little like
a little in the back of my heel the other day,
and I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna do what
I always do, and I'm run through a run. Run
through it. Boy, I'm gonna run through it. So I
got out there, I hit, I hit the pavement. It's hurting,
you know. I start to go. It starts to feel good. Hey,

(28:23):
it starts to feel good. I'm liking it. Then I
started to hit some unexpected hills and didn't feel great.
By the time I had got home from the run,
I could not walk. I couldn't walk on my foot
for like three days straight, just off this long time,
like the back of my heel.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Dude, foot is where you need to walk. You don't
like getting sports massages? Right?

Speaker 6 (28:44):
I don't like people touching me?

Speaker 2 (28:46):
No, not really, You're crazy. I don't like human contact.
I used to.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
I used to not like that either, and then my
body fully gave up.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Yeah, fucking disaster, my guy.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
So I would recommend getting in there getting it going
four times a week.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Let I don't do it.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
I like to treat my body as if I am
a professional athlete when I'm absolutely not. You know, I like,
I love the physical therapist. I have bodywork. Guys.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
You do cupping, adam cupping. My back's all cupped up
right now, cup, I could cup you. I did cupping
one time, and I was like, I think I'm good
off of that.

Speaker 6 (29:25):
That ship looks so weird afterwards.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
It just looks like red circles on your back.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
It just doesn't do anything for me.

Speaker 5 (29:31):
I don't know about all that. Well, here's what I'm
really starting. Because I don't know. All the massages and
all this shit that feels like, come, it's gonna it's
gonna cost a pretty penny. I think what I really
need to do, What I really need to do is

(29:53):
get some old man shoes. I gotta get some, like
orthopedics really changed my life.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Not talking to me asolutely. I'll get your small manchoes.

Speaker 6 (30:02):
Is it Sketchers?

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Is it Sketchers? Hoka Brooks?

Speaker 3 (30:06):
I think it was Skechers has or the Beeutix, but
traditionally sure Brooks and uh and hokah. Get your new
balance on, baby, I feel new balance. You can get
some uh, some good old man shoes.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
I had this.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
Kid, Now, I had this kid that I think I
told you guys about this. It like still I still
think about it, and I'm like, what kind of kid
would say this.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
To another person.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
I'm I'm at the airport and his whole family recognizes
me from uh modern family or whatever.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Still got it? That's how they're.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
Yeah, they're coming over there take a photos. And this
guy's he's on a family vacation. I think it's his family,
but he brought his very pretty girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Clocked you clocked that real quick.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
Which she's like sixteen seventeen.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
They're like sixteen seventeen years old. And his girlfriend comes
out she wants a photo. I'm like, all right, brings
a girlfriend on a vacation at seventeens. That's a flex bro.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
Chloe and I, Chloe and I talked all about it.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
And then he goes, we gotta cover this, we gotta
cover this. Go ahead, and then he goes, nice shoes man.
He doesn't want a photo.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
He makes a point about saying I don't need a photo,
and he goes nice shoes man, and I go, ah, thanks, Yeah,
they're you know, Brooks, you know, they're orthopedic shoes. And
and he goes, they give you an extra couple of inches,
Like he's fucking dogging me as if I'm wearing like
lifts in my shoes or something. And I'm like, yeah,
they're orthopedic shoes.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Adam Adam, Adam adam. Zing.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Yeah, it was a major zing. But I was like,
I still think about it. I'm like, why is this
kid was so like.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
Because he knows, they know, they know what do you?
What do you? They know what what to say? They're
they're they're in high school. They're at the height of
like saying the things that just cut to the core
that stick with you for maybe that's actually middle school,
but like he's fresh out of middle school. Yeah, and
he's got his girl around his right here, and he's.

Speaker 6 (32:05):
Like, hey, watched it. He doesn't got a couple in
hand on our tady.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
To me, I was like I because I also, you know,
would would say I feel like I never put anyone
down like that. I was like, that's like such a mean.
I'm like, he's going to grow up and hit this girl.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
Your boobs are huge, for sure, there's no doubt. It's
already happened. Like he's a violent young boy. Let me
just say this, Adam was was he standing? Was he standing?

Speaker 3 (32:29):
Yeah? We were standing like ten feet from each other.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Okay, because if I was saying like maybe he was
sitting and he was like, do they give you a
few extra inches? As in like he wanted my girlfriend's
my hot girlfriend's taller than me. I need a few
I need a few extra inches.

Speaker 6 (32:43):
No, that's not what happened. He was asserting dominance.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
He was trying to assert dominance, and I didn't even
really understand it until like a minute later, and I.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Was like, oh, he wasn't trying it.

Speaker 6 (32:52):
Yeah, obviously he shook you to the core.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
He was busting caps on you, dude. Yeah, he busted caps.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
And then I was like, well, his whole family just
took photos with me, and I bet they took no
photos with him on that family vacation, you little fucking ship.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
Oh man, he's got him in the bank. Oh if
I see him again, this is what I'm gonna say. Well, Adam,
this is your time if you want to go off
on him. Did he have broccoli hair? A little bit?
I can't really remember it was he actually super hot?
Probably Chaise Old Who what didn't you cry about as
dick have slack? What do we talk? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (33:23):
I think he was.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Probably kind of hot.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Yeah, yeah, his girlfriend was was pretty hot, so I
think he was. I was just like, wow, I never
would have thought to talk to anyone like that as Yeah, sixteen.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Year old, with the exception of Blake, go ahead, And.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Also like, it's not like I was trying to fuck
his girlfriend. Were working in the line's sixteen, she's sixteen,
and we're like, you know, in an airport.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Yeah, I'm not gonna fuck.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Yeah, I'm not gonna suck anyone. There's, let alone sixteen.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Variables about why you weren't trying to you, not that
you were in an airport.

Speaker 5 (33:59):
A couple of them are gonna land you in prison.
That's one of those.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Did I do that?

Speaker 3 (34:03):
Yeah, but I mean it was crazy, Like Chloe was
right there, we were like travel.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
I was like, this is more variables. Yeah, it was.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
It was a crazy thing to say to someone you
didn't want to.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Yeah, that's rude. Yes, I didn't want to.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
There's a lot of it.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
Goes, it goes. You didn't want to, illegal airport married,
my wife standing with you, Yeah, there's a lot of
variable she's not interested, she's not that into you.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
Sure, yes, yeahs it was early, but he's mostly he's
putting he's putting himself in the in the in the child.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
But it wasn't like we were it was late night
at a bar or something that this was happening that
you would go, oh, he's feeling threatened for whatever reason.
There's no reason to feel threatened here, my guy.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
Oh man, we're supposed to be from You're in the
VIP booth, you've got sunglasses on inside, you're looking around,
you wave her through? What else in this scenario?

Speaker 3 (34:59):
Yeah, in that scenario, Oh yeah, I could say then
he could This was at a restaurant, No, this was
at the airport.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
It was she's twenty four it's another domentu. It wasn't
it was it wasn't Chili's to go.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
I forget where we were coming back, but we were
going through customs, okay, so we were like in that
line and that's when it happened.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
And I'm like, this is that. That was a wild
That was a wild ride.

Speaker 6 (35:23):
You should have followed him onto his plane, found out
where the hell he was coming from.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
Yeah, well, you know, he's a school shooter or something.
He's a bad person.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Still got a fucking disaster. I could see that.

Speaker 5 (35:36):
Yeah, well, I mean it's already shots. All right, it's
a boss move. It's a boss move. Do you think
he strong armed his girlfriend into the family trip or
do you think.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
That was dad?

Speaker 5 (35:48):
Maybe the dad. The dad's probably a freaking asshole.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
Oh yeah, no, no, no, come on, well get let's get
vibes on dad. Let's hang on, let's do a vibe
check on dad.

Speaker 5 (35:57):
If he's squaring up at him, I'm saying, if you're
if you are seventeen sixteen and you're bringing your girlfriend
on your vacation, you're already if your dad's like green
light in that, he's like.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
Oh, the insecurities are really high. You're really insecure if
you're doing stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
But hang on, I know you're going after asshole dad.
May I just say sure? Possible? Mom? Bitch, momit Oh
some of these guys, Some of these guys are assholes
because their moms are fucking straight up mean girl bitches.
It's science, and they train their boys, they train them.

(36:36):
And she's the one who's like, you got a hot girl.
She's coming on vacation with us, and I'm gonna.

Speaker 5 (36:41):
Let them know my boy, and I'm gonna get you
guys a room or what are what are they doing?

Speaker 3 (36:46):
That's true because a dad, a dad can't say, hey,
your hot girlfriend's coming on vacation exactly.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
No, no, no, no, no, exactly.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
That doesn't apply. That's mom. The mom has to approve
that exactly.

Speaker 5 (36:57):
That is a mom approval. I think you guys are
I think that's mom.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
And so adam. So can I get a vibe check
on the dad and then the mom.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
I recall I don't really recall anything.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
He's spiraling. He's like, can't even were you absolutely blinded?
You fell to your knee. You were like, this was
a while ago.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
I didn't, I wasn't clocking any of them.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Right, because everything went white? How long ago was this?
This was a.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
You're maybe a couple of years ago?

Speaker 2 (37:28):
Now, oh wow, why didn't this come on?

Speaker 3 (37:31):
I forget why? Well, I forget why.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
I forget why.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
I forget why this wasn't recent. No, but I'm saying, okay,
I thought this was like the other crawl.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure of course we all have them.
We all have them.

Speaker 6 (37:46):
So you don't recall what what the parents looked like.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
No, I don't really other than like klind of clocking.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
That this is that guy's girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
And then he said And I'm like, he said what
he said, and and it did clock right away that
he was being rude to me.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
It was the orthopedic Brooks shoes. That's what got us here,
that is right. Yeah, so Brooks are wildly popular right now. Okay,
They're everywhere? And is this now like a triggering thing
for you? Adam, Like you don't like going out to
malls because you're just like.

Speaker 5 (38:16):
Fucking, if I start wearing these, are you going to
be triggering?

Speaker 3 (38:22):
I feel like if I see if I see them,
I'm transported back to that line.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
And and I hate it's not even the fact that
he made me feel small.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
It's it was like I couldn't imagine saying something like
that to anyone perfect comeback, let alone a someone that
my entire family thought highly enough to take a photo with, right,
or that I was so insecure that I felt like
I needed to put this guy down because my girlfriend

(38:56):
wanted a photo with him. I was like, whoa kid,
let's choose violence. What is what is the perfect comeback
for this?

Speaker 2 (39:05):
And I know that obviously the perfect comeback is no comeback,
and you don't you just let it roll off your back.
But what is I perfect? I got mine? I got mine.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
I think the perfect one is you just unzip your pants.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
The adam I'm with you gives me a few inches. Here,
you're back in a few inches.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
There, there's there's exactly right.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
I will tell you. Here's the extra inches. No no, no, no, no,
it out. I've gotten that.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
And and my god, is that a comeback? Then he
is talking about it on his podcast for the.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Rest of his sure, which is how she is the girlfriend.
She's like, this is over.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
I think everyone is. They all start a podcast, your
whole family starts a podcast.

Speaker 6 (39:48):
Here's what you do here's the legal Did I do that?

Speaker 2 (39:51):
And that's one of the reasons I'm in prison the
rest of my life. Yeah, here's what you do. That's
one of my whoopsies.

Speaker 5 (39:56):
You tell them that you want to picture on your
phone of just you and that guy, and you said,
I need a picture and that before you guys gonna
have a picture with me? What and you and you
make him take a picture with you, and then you
post him on your instant story and you say, anybody
know who this fucker is? If you see him at school,
kick his ass. It's on it's green light. This is bumper,

(40:21):
bumper saying green light this guy bum light, bump him up.
That's how you do it. That's pretty involved. That's yeah,
but you're gonna you're gonna have it.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
That's less illegal than pitch. But my pitch is funnier.
But your pitch, uh.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
My pitch got to eviscerate this guy. Yeah, I'm telling you.
You remember what he looked like, and you keep you
keep posting on Is there anything even like casual, like
a soft one where it's like, nope, did they give
you two inches? I don't know if they do. Does

(41:05):
that face give you.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
Another I think that's what I said. I think that's
what I said. I think I was like, oh no,
they're just orthopedics. That's even worse, Like I'm I'm yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
I was like, I'm old. Oh.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
I literally said, I'm like, oh no, I'm old.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
You need another old guy with a giant cock.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
And then took the wind out of his sails a
little bit.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
And and that's and when the wind came out of
his sails, he started to feel sorry for you.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
And the wind came out of his sales. Is when
I realized he was trying to put me down. It
didn't even clock because I was like, why would he?

Speaker 5 (41:38):
That actually is a that is a good defensive form
that I've used before, is that you sell you self.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Defensive form you.

Speaker 5 (41:46):
Self deprecate yourself. And then they go like, oh what
am I doing? I'm kicking Yeah, I'm kicking a broken man.
I'm kicking him all the game. Yeah, you say yeah,
you're so, you say, yeah, they do. They do a
few inches and I'm still this size. Okay, so I
wish they added a couple.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
They can't do anything about this fucking thing, though.

Speaker 7 (42:11):
Hey, enjoy your vacation and you have to self deprecate,
self deprecate, and you're like, honestly, the only thing I'm
good for is eating pussy.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
And then you look directly at the girlfriend. No, the mom, Hey, Blake,
thank you for the bunch up. You look at the
mom girlfriend heat loud enough for girlfriend to hear. Well,
they're all right there, They're all here and everything. So
you go, I feel like the only thing I can
do is eat pussy like a champion.

Speaker 5 (42:40):
They're all just waiting for you guys to walk through
the metal detector. TSA is like, bro, bro, come on, man,
you're holding this up.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
You're holding it up. Just put your hands in the diamond, Adam.
This is what you do. You go once you go
around the other side of the X ray machine and
you can see where the inches are. You can see
if I need a couple of inches or not. And
it's just the mushed ass Dick photo. You know, when
you when you see the monitor and you're like, that's

(43:12):
not great. It's just like it looks like you're smuggling
a mouse sideways. I am not. I are they checking
for Dick's size on those things? You totally see like
a ghost of the dick. No, you see like a
ghost cock.

Speaker 6 (43:29):
No, yes, yes, oh my god, I'm never traveling again.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
Specifically on the one where you hold your hands up
and give the jay z hove sign.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Yeah, that was the whole thing. Is everyone's like you can.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
See around and you could they could see your dick.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
No, this is not good. We suddenly hear cartoon footsteps
running to the airport where Blake's gonna apply for a
TSA job.

Speaker 5 (43:56):
Your fucking disaster, My guy, where do I sud I
hand them an application?

Speaker 2 (44:02):
There's some hand of barbaras for the board.

Speaker 5 (44:03):
Bro, can I have an application? Damn dude, that's crazy.
So wait, somebody like tried to sue the airport because
you could see their their dick through the their jeans.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
I don't know exactly, but when they came out with
like the new technology, it was like, you can see
our dicks, and everyone's like, we're just trying to see bombs.
Nobody gives a fuck about your dick. They see five
hundred of them all day every day.

Speaker 6 (44:34):
I don't believe it for a second.

Speaker 5 (44:36):
Sure they do, you're taking screen grab, but when they
when they see you, it's like a jelly fan.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
When they see you coming. They say, Yo, let's say, yes,
we forgot how you feel about those?

Speaker 5 (44:46):
What did they say, Like, let's see if this guy
actually has a monster monarch in his pants or not. Dude,
if you're getting recognized, they're gonna keep you a little longer.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Baby Godzilla.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
Uh yeah, I think that's just a thing for our safety.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Uh. The TSA agents get to see everyone's cocks. That's
just they're keeping us safe. But that's like one of
the bonuses. And I think you get to see hitty.
I don't know how it worked with that. You get
to see titties, but that's as honest. I don't know.
Can we find any Todd, can you show us? I agree,
of course titties you can kind of you get.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
You get the gis you know what's happening. Yeah, I
feel like you're not seeing nipples. You're just seeing like
the shape, but you can sure shapes shapes?

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Yeah, did Todd throws them in the chat?

Speaker 3 (45:32):
Here?

Speaker 2 (45:33):
No? No, there's nothing in the chat.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
There's just the IMDb of Tag, which, by the way,
didn't know, kind of a stacked cast here. Tag at
Helms Jake Johnson, who's really he's on a hot streak, Yeah,
John Ham, lil Rel howery Isla Fisher, Hannibal Burris, Jeremy Renner,
Leslie Bibb or.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Shida Jones, Sick Cast. Yeah, I gotta check that out.
I laughed. Check that out with my buddy.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Jeff Thomsick directed that one.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
That was a good, good, good.

Speaker 5 (46:05):
Flick movies rock. I've been watching a lot of movies.
I've been watching a lot of movies. I'm like back in.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
I'm back.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Oh you are, You're back in movies. I won't spoil
any you finally go see the Autism.

Speaker 6 (46:17):
Yeah, I'm waiting. I can't.

Speaker 5 (46:18):
You can't see it till like the end of August.
It's all sold out at the theater.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
I want to watch it at City Yeah, yeah, don't
just don't what why just go see it?

Speaker 2 (46:28):
You gotta go at least big screen. Sure, I want
to like Imax, right, isn't that what it is? Yeah?
I want the IMAX experience.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
It sounds that it's sold out until like the end
of next month. I saw it on the RPX, which
is Regal's version of Imax.

Speaker 6 (46:45):
Okay, and it was fucking sick.

Speaker 5 (46:48):
Yeah, but imagine if you could see it at the
City walk at the IMAX experience.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
I'm telling you I couldn't tell a difference.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
But you haven't seen the cool version.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
I'm saying, I know this about myself, as long as
it's I can't tell the difference between.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Ninety sure, sure, okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
So if it's a nice big screen and they care
about the quality, and it's not like, hey, you're in
theater fourteen. It's down the hallway to the left, past
the bathrooms and when you get that one shitty theater
where they just haven't picked up the old Nachos stains
from the previous year or whatever.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
Yeah, they don't pick up the old NATO stands. I
don't go there. Yeah, you gotta do that.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
It's not But if you're in the one of the
big ones right to the right or left at the
concession stack at THHS zero.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Zero, deserve stains. They care about the quality.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
Sure it's the big theater with the good sound, and
that's all you need to do. Don't don't wait for
months to see to be a follower.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
I want to. I want to. I want to experience
that feels special to me.

Speaker 5 (47:49):
I'm not I'm still not sold on the go to
the movie theaters. Guy, we've had this discussion. I'm I'm
fine watching it at home. I like that, but I
think that makes it special that I would love to go.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
This is why they never cast you in movies, Blake.
It's because you say things like that aloud.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
No, I'm back though, I'm back. Yeah, it's gotta be it.

Speaker 5 (48:08):
Oh, I'm gonna go watch Spider Man. I'm gonna go
watch the Odyssey.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Apparently Spider Man is making a gogillion dollars. Of course
it is.

Speaker 6 (48:15):
Of course it is all the Spider Man's rock.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
But did the last one make a gogillion? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (48:19):
Think it did. I think it did really well. People
really love Tom Holland as young Spider Man.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
I liked the first one, which one had Jake Jillenhall's
the bad guy.

Speaker 5 (48:29):
That was the second far home Holland, I believe, Yeah,
because mysteriou didn't stick.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
I never saw any of them.

Speaker 5 (48:37):
I think they're all dope. I think Spider Man is
your best bet. As far as Marvel movies go, there
have been quite a few of them now.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
And it's technically not even a Marvel movie. It's a
Sony movie.

Speaker 6 (48:47):
Yes, yes, but they they if you if you if.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
You live under a rock, did you know that in
nineteen ninety five, Oh, Marvel basically sold the rights to
Spider Man for like no dollars to so, and the
deal was that they just had to make one every
three years or they lost the rights. I think it's
ten years, is it. Yeah?

Speaker 3 (49:08):
I think it's like a crazy long amount of time
that they're like.

Speaker 6 (49:12):
Oh, okay, well they could have just phoned it.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
In whatever it is. Whatever it is, they got it
for no dollars, and they've made billions off of making
pretty good Spider Man movies back to the Toby Maguire ones.

Speaker 5 (49:27):
They're awesome, and I'm not sure what separates it from
the rest why they're always so solid, because.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
They take their time. Well.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
I also think that Spider Man is a cool That's
what you want your superhero to be a regular person
who gets powers, who then learns and then and then
you have old aunts and uncles and one of them dies,
and then you have like a girlfriend who you're trying

(49:57):
to impress and she's kind of hot.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
Yeah, that's what you want. If it's not that, what
are you doing? That's what you want?

Speaker 3 (50:03):
Yeah, if it's not that then I don't want it
in my superhero absolutely.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:07):
Okay, so you got to check a few boxes with
you before you and.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
The bosses are all Spider Man. Yeah, it sounds like
the dude who made fun of you. So when you
tell me the aunts and uncles are all still alive.

Speaker 5 (50:19):
Yeah, I mean, do you guys remember when the first
one came out? I remember my high school girlfriend. Like
Toby maguire, he was the first Spider Man, and if
you recall in that movie, like most of them, after
he gets bit by a spider, his.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Body, his body is like fucking hot.

Speaker 6 (50:36):
Sure, and my go ahead, my girlfriend freak don't.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
Really remember his body being he was just skinny as shit.

Speaker 5 (50:43):
Right, Mike, No go back, dude, He's he's rocked up. Dude,
he's rocked up after he gets bit by the spider.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
Yeah, he looks in the mirror.

Speaker 5 (50:51):
My girl was doing flips over this dude. I fucking
hated him.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
And then you were like, hey, I bet those shoes
give you extra cool.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Dude.

Speaker 6 (51:00):
I was ready to take that full down.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
So I'm looking up Toby McGuire.

Speaker 5 (51:04):
Toby McGuire, he got rocked up, rocked up, Yeah, he
got rocked.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
Up, ed I wrote, Toby Maguire rocked up and and
actually here it is see him flexing.

Speaker 5 (51:18):
But by the way, wait a second, Blake posted this.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
I love it. It's a fan page run by Blake.
He's staff.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
Yeah, yeah, he's he's in good ship here.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Yeah, he's in really good shape. Yeah, he's got like
he's got like young Mark Wahlberg muscles. Yeah, dude, it's
like it's the perfect muscle.

Speaker 5 (51:38):
I couldn't I couldn't compete with him that you had
the little glasses on.

Speaker 6 (51:43):
He was like a nerd mode. And then he's hot
and it's like he just had all the things.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
This is what all you wanted. That's why you started
working out, wasn't it?

Speaker 2 (51:50):
He saw Telly. Yeah, I'm my god, damn.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
Because he's lean in the way you are.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
I'm remembering he had good forearms, is he had he
had good four he had great pegs.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
If I recall, see he's lean in the way you are. See,
I never had a superhero that had my body. Yeah,
the thing besides like the thing, yeah, the thing. Yeah,
that's right, Michael Chickliss, that's not a get them situation.
That's actually exactly right, it's not a.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
My boy, it's not aget him. It's a gotdom.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
It's not a get not a gotam. That's a that
That is right. I am the thing. I'm just how
fucking brick dude.

Speaker 6 (52:25):
It's clobber in time. My boy is shaking like that thing.

Speaker 5 (52:35):
I would love a version of Fantastic Four with Adam
as the thing that would get my butt to the theater.
And I don't even have to see it, and I'm
at hey, I got the ringer on, it's turned all
the way up. I'm ready for that car. I actually
feel like we would make a really good Fantastic four.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
Blake Anderson human torch.

Speaker 5 (52:54):
Yeah, Durors, mister fantastic Our Invisible Woman is.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Coming at you. Open casting right now. Did did you guys
watch the Fantastic Four, the new one? I did?

Speaker 5 (53:06):
I have the Glactus bucket. Unreal, dude, Glactys kicks ass
in that movie.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
It was like watching paint dry. I felt so bad
watching him. Yeah, sorry, sorry it didn't hit home for you.
I was like, what's I was like, where's the movie,
Let's get to the movie. Fucking thanks. And then they
had like a funny cute name for the baby. It
was like Frederick or something. Well it was like a
groan like it was like Humphrey or some shit for
like the baby. And it was cute at first to

(53:34):
be like, oh, that's cute, bro. But then they're like,
where's Humphrey, Where's Frederick. I'm like, well, now it's I'm
laughing everything. They didn't make that up for the movie.
That's in the comics, but the way that they couched
it in the beginning made it kind of like a funny, cute,
haha name for a baby. So then later on in
the movie when they're screaming it because they need to
save him, You're like, well, I thought that was like

(53:55):
a funny name, and now it's still funny and I'm
not not concerned. Really took him out, took him out
of it, Silver search me right out of the movie.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
Yes, Todd put in the chat here that Donna de Erico,
former Baywatch actress, is outraged in twenty ten. She was
outraged topical is twenty ten outrage over a TSA scan.
She goes, it is my personal belief that they pulled
me aside. That's right when they started those those full

(54:24):
body scans. Is my personal belief that they pulled me
aside because they thought I was attractive. My boyfriend looks
much more like a terrorist than either I or my
son do, and he went through security with no problems.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
Shep, Yeah, sixteen nine, hilarious. My boyfriend looks much more
like a terrorist, much more like a terrorist. Honestly, all
you had, all you had to say was everything except
for those things.

Speaker 5 (54:51):
Yeah, that under cuts the whole statement. Yeah, damn, but
that kind of makes me think her her boyfriend's pretty
fucking cool.

Speaker 6 (55:00):
I'm guessing you as like, well.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
I was gonna say she might have meant like he's
smuggling something. You know what I'm saying. His dick is
the bomb. He's backing some missiles. His dick is the
damn bomb. Boy. You might want to run him through
the metal detector twice. He's got a bomb on him.
He was so your enthusiasm from men's body. He got

(55:23):
that bomb calmashed. You think these titties are bomb? She
just keeps saying bomb. You gotta see this bazooka. I
love that. So fun to be on that phone.

Speaker 5 (55:35):
You know how you're not supposed to bring liquid on
the plane. My boy's dick is a water.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
Liquid. What I got A got a bunch of liquid
between my legs.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
Dick is a water weasel. There we go. That's what
it was.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
I started. I see my husband or when I see
my boyfriend's dick. Uh, I'm a swamp down there.

Speaker 5 (56:01):
Yeah, you're gonna have to be You're gonna have to
I'm gonna have to throw my fissy out because there's liquid.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
I'm gonna have a little more than three point five
fluid ounces coming out if.

Speaker 5 (56:11):
You scan my boys dick again, I'm not getting getting
through here. This is more I get wetter than a
little travel sized scope bottle.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
Okay, she says the first thing, and they go, look, Donna,
we're actually going to print this in the newspapers. We're
gonna give you one more shot, and she goes, I
could come more than the scope bottle my home, Donna. Okay, Okay,
we're running with it. Okay, this is gonna go because

(56:44):
we care. We care forever. I'm saying, he looks like
a terrorist. This is your chance. We're kind of on
your side. We understand that you don't want to be scanned.
It's a violation of your body. One more shot here.
I'm gonna blow up this fucking airboy. We're running with that.

Speaker 5 (56:59):
Dona don okay, you said.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
Any take backs and an apologies, Any epic slams.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
Funky Donkey, I got a slam. Yeah, I'm gonna.

Speaker 6 (57:15):
I would like to shout out the most epic slam
of all time.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
That was a slam.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
Yeah it's it's I still will. We'll think about it
from time to time. When I see some Brooks.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
And you're five eight, yep, you're five five eight freaking
perfect size. Can I say something that's not short?

Speaker 3 (57:34):
It's not, No, it isn't. But I'm five eight barely
in Brooks. I'm not like five to nine.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
Sure. By the way, Brooks, lace my man with your
thickest stacks, Brooks, hit your boys up.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
But also I'm not particularly a short guy, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 2 (57:52):
Like that's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, I think you're
the shorter. You're on the shorter end of average. But
like we all know short people. Who you go, that's
a short guy, and Brooks, that's the campaign. Yeah, short kings,
light them up. Here are your magic slippers. I like
that that has a ring. Magic slippers. But I will say,

(58:15):
I think if Brooks they want to send Adams some
old mass shoes, Blake some new running shoes, he'll take
care of his achilles tendinopathy.

Speaker 6 (58:23):
And my legs are falling apart.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
And by the way, I don't consider them old man shoes.
I kind of like them. I think they some of
them are in cool colors, and I like working out
in them.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
Like an old new feel.

Speaker 3 (58:37):
There's neat virtuals feel like they're floating on clouds.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
I need that.

Speaker 6 (58:42):
I need that in my life. My legs are falling apart.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
My feet were killing me after being barefoot in Catalina.

Speaker 2 (58:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
Interesting, Yeah, just just on the boat, just being barefoot.
My feet were barking.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
Yeah, but that's kind of protocol on a boat, right.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
Yeah, you're supposed to not wear shoes. Blake wore shoes
the entire time. But I was like, I love Blake,
so did I.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
I was in and out of my flip flops. But
so then, why do they have dock siders? I guess
because it's like, as soon as you get on the dock,
that's what you're wearing. Dockside. There you go. Well, other
than that, I can learn something new every damn day,
I tell you.

Speaker 5 (59:20):
Yeah, you know. I just wanted to say, everybody, get
out there to theaters. I've been watching a lot of
movies lately.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
Movies rock, But you're not watching movies in the theater.

Speaker 5 (59:29):
Well, and I'm going to I'm going to see the Odyssey,
and I'm gonna see Spider Man. So let's just get
in those theaters and support movies because they're good.

Speaker 6 (59:37):
I've been watching. I've been watching them lately.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
I don't care about Spider Man or really superhero movies
for the most part. Yeah, should I go see this movie?
Will I even know what's happening? Or should I have
watched the first two? Why they will watch the first one?
First one is awesome, First one excellent.

Speaker 5 (59:55):
It has all the things, the girlfriend that to me,
the dead uncle. Yeah, they're good. I like him, that's all.
You checked it out. You checked all his boxes, dead uncle.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Yeah, it's great.

Speaker 5 (01:00:06):
And maybe even go back and watch the very very
first one with Toby maguire because his body is rocked up.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
Yeah, my boy is rocked up. Don't do it for
any other reason.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
Maybe I would like to take back my reasons for
why I wouldn't have sex with the sixteen year old girlfriend.
There are a lot of them. There are a lot
of them, right.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
Yeah, countless.

Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
Maybe he shouldn't have even brought it up.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
So I would like to the entire thing.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
I would like to take it back.

Speaker 5 (01:00:35):
It's just isn't so much a take back as it
is a note to the editors.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
We could leave it. We could leave it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
I'm just saying I probably probably didn't even need to mention.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
That Adam's pumped to have gotten it off of his chest. Yeah,
this is this is why we do this, guys, because
sometimes we got something inside of us it's festering, and
we let it out.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
We get paid for this. We don't even need to
pay a therapist, you know. We get paid for this.
So this is the best kind of theory.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
And you know, sometimes you tell these secrets and you're like, God,
how does this make me look? I look like a horrible, weird,
strange person for saying these things?

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
But that's why that's why we do it. Yep. We're
willing to show warts and all. Not that Adam has
any warts anywhere on his body, specifically, as far as
we know ts A. There's we can do takebacks, admissions,
we could do anything right now right she was probably
it to.

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
She's like, that was another episode.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Okay, that's it's another episode. That's damn son, where'd you
find this