Ep 315: Everything Is Better Butt Naked

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we talk about what's obviously most critically, crucially important.
Today on This Is Important.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
I let a dog lick my asshole on television.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Come on! Please look at my asshole.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Things are better when you do them butt naked if
you have the guts to do it.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Let's go!

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Let's go! Yeah!

Speaker 4 (00:33):
I wanna.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Rock! Yeah!

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Kumbaya.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
That shit's important. Alright!

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Good.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
You're so stupid! I'm so excited!

Speaker 2 (00:43):
We're back, baby.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
What's up, my friends?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Did you guys know we're feeling good as the walk-up
song for Shohei Ohtani?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Yes. I did know that, actually. I did know that.
That's a cool walk-up song.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
It's one way to find out he's a fan of
the podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
God damn.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
That'd be sick if we found out Shohei Otani was
a fan of the podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Because I don't know if he even speaks English.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Well, that's kind of his claim. When he kind of
got busted for gambling, he's like, I don't actually speak
the language.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Hey, in Japanese, that doesn't mean I'm cheating.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yeah, how do you say, I don't think so in Japanese?

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Do you know? Well, he knows, because that's what he speaks.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Oh, man! Goddamn!

Speaker 4 (01:31):
And I'm feeling good.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
I'm feeling good.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Does he pick that song, or does somebody else?

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Yeah, apparently you pick it. You're the one who picks it.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Oh, Buble is for sure international.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
You know, he's got like a.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Yeah, he's got a crazy career in Asia, for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Oh, dude, you know he just goes like, cleans up.
That's like, I heard.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
I heard Kenny G is, like, massive in China.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Like, he's a god.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Like, he just walks around with his dick out and
they don't give a.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Fuck, bro.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah, that's what you hear?

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
He got both clarinets out on stage.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
I saw, like, this clip of, like, who has the
most sex by country. Maybe Todd can try to find this.
But it was who has the most sex by country.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
It's just Kenny G. Okay.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
N-E-G in China.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
And Japan, they have sex like 27 times a year
or something.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
The whole collective.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
It's such a.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
What?

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Is everybody hearing that? What's that? Bro, Adam, you were
just on remit.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
You were just like, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. That
was dope, dude. I hope that stays. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Kumbaya.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
I'm having a cool internet day.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
So you said Japan has sex 27 times per year?

Speaker 4 (02:47):
It was like kind of a low amount that you're like,
that's not that... that great two times a month with
a few extra times.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
So that's not high.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
No. That's not good.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Yeah, with little kids, that's pretty good. But then America
was like.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
You want to rephrase that? No, not sex with little kids. No,
he's saying sex when you have children. When you have
little kids.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah, not... Yeah, is my internet... Am I chunking you?

Speaker 2 (03:13):
What's going on? Yeah, yeah, that's a good claim. Your Honor,
I was chunking.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
I must be chunking.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
The internet was acting funny, dude.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
It wasn't me. That's life.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
But then it sounded like America was like 87 times
a year. But then we were on the low end.
And then you go to fucking places like Japan.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Can we guess? Can we guess? What's high?

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Can we guess what's high? Sorry, Germany. And it was way,
way higher. Todd, please try to find... The numbers. The numbers.
Try to find the numbers.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Who do you think is fucking the most? I feel
like it's France, right? France is fucked.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Maybe Thailand. Do you think France is fucking? Maybe Thailand.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yeah, I was going to say Indonesia or Nigeria must
be fucking.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
I'm going to come.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
That's just what I imagined.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Yes, it's hotter, which to me, when it's super hot...
I don't know if I want to fuck it when
it's that hot.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Sure.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
When it's like stanky, swamp ass hot. But I also
don't want to have sex when it's too cold either.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
I think that might be worse.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Here's the thing is that swamp ass is like when
you're somewhere where it's not that hot all the time.
And then it is, you go, ooh, swamp ass. When
it's hot all the time, you're just like, that's just ass.
Ass just smells like that. Bare your face.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
So he couldn't find what I was talking about.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Hot, hot, hot, hot.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
Todd did find which countries are the most promiscuous.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Oh, promiscuous girl.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Chewing. Club banger.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Promiscuous. What's the... Okay. And who is?

Speaker 2 (04:49):
What do we got?

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Or should we guess? I haven't opened the chat yet.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Like Steve Nash?

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah. Take a guess. We've all been there.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Um.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
Which I think Blake's been to two countries, so this
really narrows it down for him.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah, holy shit, dude. I think I should be able
to guess.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
It's got to be either Canada or Australia.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
That's where you've been? It's Australia?

Speaker 3 (05:13):
I think those are the two places I've been in
my life.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Down under.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yes, Australia. And you've been to Mexico. You came to
my wedding. I got married in Mexico. That is true.
That is true.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
That's not shocking, I guess. That's not shocking about Australia.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Australia is a crazy outback. It's a wild place to live.
And the outback? You just drive out to the outback?

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Even the koalas got STDs.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Oh, yeah. They be foxing, bro.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
They have chlamydia, right? That's the whole thing?

Speaker 1 (05:39):
I think so. Yeah, that's the thing.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
What is the science behind that? Is that a sexually
transmitted chlamydia?

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Bend over. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
They all just fucked each other and gave each other
chlamydia and they're on like a giant island, essentially, and
then they can't get off and they're just spreading.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Can't get off. They figured out how to get off.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yes, points! That's a dad point right there. Very nice.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Dude, I had maggots in my garbage today outside. Why?
I don't know. Something was funky in there, but dude.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Well, dude, I hate maggots. It's 120 degrees outside, so.
That's true.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
All week was hot. Very hot.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
This is full-on dog days we're dealing with. Insanely hot.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Nucky Grandma! You know, they weren't as gross as I
remember them. Maggots?

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Oh, I find them quite revolting.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
They were just kind of like little wriggly dudes.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
When I.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
When you were brushing.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
In Charleston, when I pulled that comb out of that
disgusting cup and then ran it through my hair and
then found maggots in my hair, I found that pretty gross.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
You're just saying like they aren't like.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
But you're also, you don't like swamp ass. I mean,
come on.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Yeah. Ted Durr lives for it, dude.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Do I make you horny, baby?

Speaker 2 (06:51):
They just didn't... I mean, I guess the last... Like,
when you see him on, like, a dead animal, it's
gnarly because you're like, you guys enjoying that? When you're
eating garbage, you're like, yeah, I guess I was just
eating that. So I guess I get where you're coming from.
But they didn't seem as gnarly. Yeah. They were like L.A. maggots.
They were just kind of like cool about things.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Not slimy.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Laid back. Super liberal.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Oh, that's cool.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
That's cool.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Knew all the talking points, though.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Progressive.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
I like that, dude.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
They weren't just like, I'm just here marching. And then
when someone says why, they don't know. They knew.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
They knew. They knew. Who they voted for. If we're
getting polycharged right now.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Oh, God. Here we go.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Dude, I joined this.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
You know, I live in kind of a fancy highfalutin area.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
And... Enclave.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
They call that an enclave.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
It's a rich enclave. And it's falutin. And the falutin
is high around here.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
And so I joined this, like, club because it has, like,
a nice pool that my son can, like, swim at
all the time.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
And I was like, yeah, this could be cool.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
That's how I roll.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Um.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
And so they have a nice gym and I'm working
out at the gym and this guy comes up and
he's talking to me and, uh, and he dropped, uh,
that my neighbor, he like knows where I live, which.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Was off putting. But he was like.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
It's a small enclave.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
He was like, yeah, your neighbor's trying to sell his
house for a crazy amount of money that he probably
won't get.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
But he was like, you know, he's kind of a
fucking libtard. Did you know that?

Speaker 5 (08:24):
Right.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
And he dropped libtard?

Speaker 4 (08:26):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
For real? With the hard T. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
Like, with an actual... Like, actually said it. I've only
ever heard it as a joke thing.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
Or, like, written out. Not really coming out of someone's mouth.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Yes, or I've read it. I don't know if.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
You mean like in a meme?

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Yeah, like in comments and like on x.com.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Oh, sure, sure, sure. Yeah, I'm saying IRL, Blake, to
speak your language. Yes, thank you. I'm saying IRL.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yes, in real life. Okay.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
And it was so weird to me that he doesn't
think I'm a libtard, which like a Hollywood actor coming
in this enclave, this highfalutin enclave.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
I must have been given.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
Was I wearing a camouflaged hat? Maybe that was giving... Exactly.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
You give really blue.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
And double pierced ears?

Speaker 3 (09:13):
You give blue comedy or blue collar tour vibes. That's
kind of your comedy wheelhouse, I feel. Feels like you're
like Jeff Foxworthy adjacent. I give blue collar.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Well, what's your hat? Your hat's like a hunting hat, right?
What is that?

Speaker 1 (09:28):
It's like from the local saloon.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
It's just a saloon nearby, and they have a cool
camo hat.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Camo hats are really on trend right now.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
That's a local saloon near you that has that poser-ass
hunter hat? No, it's not poser-ass. It's fucking cool. Well,
what does it say? All I see is real camo
and then blue.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
It says Balboa Saloon. Get her done.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Great bar.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Great bar. Great bar. They've got good merch, too.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Yeah, and do they have the, what's the eggs in
the jar?

Speaker 1 (09:57):
They do. What is it again?

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Pickled eggs?

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Pickled eggs. Pickled eggs, dude. So underrated. I love a
pickled egg.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
Dude, what I... I also like them, but I'm like,
what an insane thing to have in a bar.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Okay. Because... Where did it start?

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Pirates?

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Because the fart game inside of a bar.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
And maybe that was the bit.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
Now, the Balboa Saloon, if we're talking about this specific bar,
the ceilings are high.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
It's like 20 feet ceilings.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
So farts can dissipate pretty easily.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
They can carry.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
But if you're in a low slung bar and the
roof is only like 10 feet high and you're dishing out.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Pickled eggs, that is foul.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
That is absolutely foul.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Well, if you own a bar like that, if you
own a bar like that, you shouldn't have pickled eggs
on deck.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
You should have just probably like.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Oh, Blake Anderson's in charge of everybody now.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
You should probably just have like Febreze or something.

Speaker 4 (10:59):
Uh-huh.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Something that will freshen the air.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
That's when you know it's a good bar. When you
go in and there's just some dude spraying Febreze. Dude,
right out the gate. Wait, we got a customer. Oh,
my God.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Get that Febreze.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
What can I get you?

Speaker 4 (11:13):
So, Isaac's doing some work in the chat, and he's saying,
Pickle Eggs became a staple bar and pub snack in
the 19th century, evolving from general food preservation practices that
date back to the 17th century Europe.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Oh, damn. Damn, okay. Get them, Europe.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Sounds like some libtard shit to me.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Yeah, it really does. I'm pissed now. Dang.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
You're telling me from Europe? Okay, interesting, interesting. Um... Thanks, Isaac.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
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Speaker 2 (11:50):
Yeah, we've got another listener right in this week. Hey, guys,
this past weekend, I went to my neighbor's barbecue and
spent a solid two hours passionately breaking down our lawn
care routines. What's wrong with me? Am I even fun anymore?

Speaker 1 (12:07):
No, dude, I get it. I get it. I watched
like a 40-minute video on gardening last week. And guess what?
I don't even garden, dude. If you are having fun,
do you.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Time out. That is too much adulting, guys.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
What? You guys both need.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
A slice break.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
Honestly, I was hoping that was your solution. You know,
it's good stuff, and it's good for my gut.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
I'll take it. If I got to get pre-, pro-,
and postbiotics, I think I'd rather get it from soda.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Amen, brother. Blake, you make that look so good, dude.
Give me a sip.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
I wish I had one. Here, take some. Sip it
through the phone. Hey, give me a little. Sip it
through the phone. Thank you. Thanks, buddy. Okay, do you
feel better now?

Speaker 3 (13:01):
A little more fun than a two-hour conversation about mowing
your lawn?

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Slice. A better soda for fun's sake.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
So where'd you go from there were you kind of
like after the dude dropped the hard libtard were you
guys like yeah yeah i get it like did you
kind of start to play it off like you were
you were on their side like he's such a cuck
dude i agree uh yeah i was like snowflake bitch
yeah just a little pile on bitch yeah yeah yeah

(13:37):
um I'm going to go use the men's bathroom.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
And it better say men's. It better not say all genders.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Goddamn bathroom.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
I really leaned into it. Good dude. I like that. No,
I don't. I think I just like uncomfortably laughed.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
It's one of those things that you have all kinds
of stuff that you're, You think you were going to
be like, I don't find that funny.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Or, oh, I'm actually a libtard myself.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
I'm a bit of a, I'm a bit libtarded.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
People have said I put the tard in libtard. That
might actually work with him. He'd go, that's good. That's funny. Clever. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:16):
I wish I would have said something really clever like that.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
But instead, I just went, yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
He's bad.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Well, better get back to my Bulgarian squats.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
All right.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Whites only. See you at the meeting.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Better get back to my split squats. What makes the
squats so Bulgarian? What's so Bulgarian about it? You know
what a Bulgarian squat is? Split squat? I do not
know what that is.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
With that booty?

Speaker 4 (14:43):
It's literally just a split squat. I don't know why
they call them Bulgarian.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Well, the Bulgarians must have started it.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Yeah, they started it, I guess.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
Like, it's like a Romanian deadlift, isn't it?

Speaker 4 (14:52):
Dude, I mean, my goal is to, now that we're
pitching this out, Bulgarian, Romanian, is there a way that
I can come up with a workout move that has
not really been done? And then all of a sudden
it catches on and people are like, oh, in 20
years they're like, oh, are you doing the divine?

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Are you doing the divine to get that booty pop?

Speaker 3 (15:14):
I feel like it's got to be where you're from.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
So it's like USA … Shoulder press. No. If it's mine,
there's an Arnold press. There's an Arnold press.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
There's like the Smith machine. There's an Arnold press. The
Smith machine is like the bench on like the rails
or whatever. That's just a guy.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
That's a guy.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Who came up with it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Really? Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Arnold press is the move, by the way.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
What's an Arnold press? Arnold press is when... Look at.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Adam's putting the mic down.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Hey, ladies. Ladies, this episode's for you. Here we go, Mr.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Universe.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Hold up. Oh, God damn. Well, obviously I've never done that.
I was hoping it was going to be like.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
And Adam, when you do that, your face always gets
a little smaller? Yeah, you really.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
Like, you were kind of like... Were you visualizing weight
in your hands? You don't even need barbells.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
To get a body like this, Blake, it's always about... One,
it's about muscle confusion. The muscles have to be fucking
confused as to what you're doing next.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Who cares?

Speaker 4 (16:07):
And then it's the mind-muscle connection. You have to only
be thinking about the muscles contracting, okay? Let go of
that other bullshit in your fucking life. When you enter
the Iron Paradise, when you step through those golden gates.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
I'm beating off now. I'm beating off. You let all
the bullshit go away.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
You fucking strap into that machine and you fucking lift, baby.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
I don't care. You think about nothing. But your muscles contracting,
getting stronger, getting beefy.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
When is he going to stop?

Speaker 3 (16:39):
Dude, you got to leave it all at the door.
That fight you just had with your wife. Leave it
at the door.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Leave it at the door.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
Oh, boy.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
There he goes again.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
We're lifting now.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
That nine to five. What would you name your gym
if you had a gym?

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Oh, come on.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Because you called it like Iron Paradise or whatever. I
think that's the rock.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
That was the rocks thing.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
So what would yours be?

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Naked Grandma! It would have to be something like Demamp Camp. Yeah.
You know.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
What's the Garden of Eden?

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Oh, that's kind of cool.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Or Adam, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Adam's Garden of Eden? Yeah. Now, that sounds like a
place where you, like, get jerked off.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
It does. If it's just Adam's Garden of Eating, and
it's just a fucking... Oh, that's kind of cool.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
It's just a beer garden.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
It's just a kitchen.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Garden of Eden?

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Dude, it's just a.

Speaker 4 (17:32):
Beer garden with like really tasty pretzels and shit.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
You can work out or not. I'm going to be cooking.

Speaker 4 (17:37):
Now, do you think there is a place in America, worldwide,
you know it exists, but there is a place where
you can get a massage and get a happy ending
at a gymnasium, at a gym?

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Oh, every gay gym.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Every gay gym. Oh, there we go. Is that real?

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Yeah, remember Kev used to go to the Crunch and
he was like, I had to quit because I'd go
to take a sauna after working out And it would
just be guys asking me for head or if I
wanted it.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Oh, he had to quit.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
69, dudes! And he was like, and after a while,
after like five or six blowjobs, I had to call him.
And I gotta go.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
I gotta go.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
Hey, I didn't want a jaw workout.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
What are we doing here?

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Yeah, come on. This ain't the hell of it. Yes, points!

Speaker 2 (18:26):
I think that he was like, this is like, every time.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
This is, uh, Too gay. That seems rad, though.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
As long as it stays there, we're all good, dude.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
It's great.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
It's the comedown. It's great.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
And you could get a protein shot out of it.
It's a whatdown?

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Okay. Come on, bro.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
It's a whatdown. Immunity boost. Hello.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
I feel I'm having my, because this club, part of
the amenities is like the men's clubhouse.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
You can say country club.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
And the women's.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
Well, it's not really a country. It's like a bay
club because it's not. It is a country club, but
there's no golf. So it's water sports.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Thank God.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Is it a yacht club?

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Yeah, essentially. This is a social club? Yeah, it's a
social club. And it's a... Mr.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Totally blue collar comedy.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
I got your lip tarred, bro. Get her done.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
What the hell?

Speaker 3 (19:17):
Friendship.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
But it's my first really experience with sauna and steam
room and that culture.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
And there are- We just covered that.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
There are really old, rich men that just refuse to
put the towel around their waist.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Oh, come on. They're just dicks out in their little slides.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
This is how they got where they are. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
The whole way.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
But I will say it's a generational thing because everyone
my age, because there's like the- older generation and then
there's like the reason we joined the club is there's
a lot of families with young kids so i was
like oh you know it'd be nice to have bo
to a place for him to go make some friends
and uh but everyone our generation has a towel around
their waist yeah or wearing like swim trunks or something

(20:06):
But this old generation, they weren't afraid to let it flop.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
No, no. I mean, come on.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
It's the greatest generation. But the things feel so much
better when you... Things feel so much better.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
It's not all those people are dead. The greatest generation,
they're all dead.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
No, this is my greatest generation. The dudes who sit
around butt naked in the sauna. Things are better when
you do them butt naked if you have the guts
to do it.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
What's better? Everything?

Speaker 1 (20:30):
What's better? Swimming in the pool. If you can skinny dip,
it feels.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
I don't like it. It's all wiggly.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
It feels incredible. It does feel really good.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Dude, have you ever just sat in your backyard and
fucking just sunbathed butt naked?

Speaker 2 (20:43):
No.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
It feels great, dude.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
Yeah. And you know they say it's mad healthy to
get sunshine like on your actual butthole.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Like that's like a.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
They do.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Say that, but you know who they is? Libtards? It's
a libtard.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
No, actually... I don't think it is. I think it's
off the grid tards.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Off the grid tard, but.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
You know, the people who are like, well, the aliens
told me if I drink a glass of my urine
and shine some strobe lights on my asshole, I'm going
to live to 98.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
There are like, there is like a specific guy that
I see online, but I feel like I've seen it
quite a bit on Instagram where there's like.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
You still follow Kyle?

Speaker 3 (21:21):
There's a movement of people who drink their own urine
and say it's like, it's a good look.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
Yeah, it's perenium sunning. Perineum sunning is what they call it.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
Yeah. And what do they say the advantage of it is?

Speaker 4 (21:32):
A perineum sunning involves exposing the area of skin between
the genitals and anus to the sunlight.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
So it's not even really your anus.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
This is the way.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Or your genitals. It's the perineum.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
I always called it the gooch or the taint, but
this is the fancy word for it.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
If you're hitting that area with sun, there's probably a
pretty good chance that the actual b-hole is taken in.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Well, it depends on how deep your b-hole is. My
b-hole is down there, boy. That's true. That's true. It
takes a while to get to yours. I do recall that. Yes,
but I mean there's— Wait, why do you recall that?

Speaker 3 (22:08):
I've been on set with you where you've been butt
naked and I have a memory of it that will
not leave me. But I'm assuming you're getting a couple
rays of sunshine on your actual hole.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Yeah, I would assume. I assume. It does sound fun.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
But why are they saying that it has any advantage? Like,
is it like kind of like a solar panel or something?

Speaker 2 (22:31):
How do they find out? How do they learn this
is my question.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
That's why it's hard to refute these kind of claims because, like,
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
They say there's a long list of health and wellness benefits.
The main one is the energy boost.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
That's what I'm saying. Maybe it's like our solar panel
down there.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
Sunning can stop QI or life force energy leaking from
the body.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
It's science. So they think it leaks from your asshole.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
He's leaking.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
He's leaking.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
That's the swamp ass of it all. So swamp ass
is actually energy leaving the body.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
Several benefits, including improved sleep, Okay. Which, by the way,
if you just get outside... for a while and you
breathe some fresh air, you're going to sleep better that
night than if you just stayed indoors all day long.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
So I don't... I think maybe just the going outside.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
Is what does it and not you standing in your
backyard with your head at your ankles spreading your asshole
to the sun.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Then why don't you do that and we'll do everything else.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
It's science.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
I have to do this.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Wait, but is this because we used to walk around
on all fours for however long?

Speaker 3 (23:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Am I sounding like a lip?

Speaker 1 (23:41):
Yeah. You're getting a little weird on me, bud. Sorry.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
I'm talking about evolution. Who did you vote for? Why
the butthole? How do we know that it needs the light?
When did it ever get the light? If it never
got the light, why do we... I don't understand. It's
a lost art.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
It's like an ancient... ancient secret.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
I know, but my question is, if we're walking upright.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
It says it's rooted in Taoism.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
So Taoism is an ancient Chinese philosophy that believes humans
should live in harmony.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
With Tao or the way. Yeah, I rock with that.
I rock with that. That's my shit.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
So apparently that comes from sunlight has excellent germicidal and
exposure to the sun will help heal or keep the
anal and vaginal areas healthy and free of germs.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (24:26):
So, yeah. I mean, I don't know, dude. I get
acupuncture done like several times a month. And so I
do believe in some of these ancient Chinese traditions.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Oh, they're real, dude.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
So I might have looped back around and maybe I
might be pointing my asshole to the sun later today.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
You should.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
You should.

Speaker 4 (24:44):
You should.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Look, I'm not doubting that over thousands of years, people
have cracked the code on a lot of stuff. I'm
just wondering, like.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
I'm going to crack you.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
I bet you will.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Go ahead, go ahead. You want a shot?

Speaker 2 (25:02):
I'm just like, how do we... What is the... Why
does sunlight do this to that area?

Speaker 4 (25:09):
What do you mean? They want an energy boost? They
want to feel a little better? People get really deep
into wellness.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
I'm not saying why do it. I'm saying what is
the mechanism?

Speaker 1 (25:19):
No, what's the science of it? I think maybe it's like...
What do you mean mechanism? Since it's an area that is.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
This is where the sun don't shine, right? Correct. So
maybe that's... We're talking about where the sun don't shine.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
And so what is it about the sun shining there
that triggers these things that... talk that go into what
you're talking about as far as like sleeping better and
da da da da.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Da i think it has something to do with like
you know when you like cut like caffeine out of
your diet for like a month no and then you
go back on caffeine and then it it really jolts
you up sure i think that maybe that's something like
this since this area of your body doesn't get sun
at all it completely absorbs the energy of, of, of raw.

(26:03):
And it puts you, it puts you in a, in
an energetic state.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Interesting. Maybe it's a real wake up.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
So I think, I think that this should be the
new thing then, because it is a, it is a
viral thing to sun in your perineum.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
And if you do it, people take notice.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
If you post about it online, people are like, Oh
my God, uh, fucking Blake Anderson is sending his asshole.
Like right here, I guess in 2019, Josh Brolin posted, uh,
a strong warning against the practice, writing, my pucker hole
is crazy burned and I was going to spend the
day shopping with my family and instead I'm icing and
using aloe and burn creams because of the severity of

(26:40):
the pain.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Loose butthole.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
So apparently Josh Brolin, although he's funny, this might have
been a bit, Josh Brolin is, he is sneaky funny,
but he's saying to not do it.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
Is this Galactica himself?

Speaker 4 (26:51):
But I'm saying, you know how they do the ALS
ice bucket challenge for ALS?

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Sure, of course.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
I don't. Go ahead.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Well, someone else does that cares about people with ALS, but.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Not me. Go ahead.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
We know you don't, but....

Speaker 4 (27:07):
We need to pick a disease that isn't getting a
ton of love, and we say, hey, sun your asshole
for pediatric cancer.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
That's kind of tight. Or we pick a different disease
that isn't children. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
But you want it to be sunny. I think Chad
and JT covered this pretty hardcore on their show or
whatever they're doing.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Oh, they did?

Speaker 2 (27:27):
They've been sunning their buttholes for a long time.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Oh, this is important. Cruise legends? Come on, bro.

Speaker 5 (27:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
You know... Yeah, I think you're right, Adam. We could pick,
what is it? Stiff person's disease? Let's jump on that.
There we go.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
I liked it.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
And then it's like you plank for stiff person syndrome
or something. With your butthole out?

Speaker 4 (27:48):
Yeah, you plank your asshole towards the sun for stiff
person syndrome.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
I really think this is powerful. I'd love to go.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Send all your pictures to Blake. He'll post them.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
I'd love to go live on Instagram. Slide in his
DM with all of these photos.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
I hope it's not something I do and then I
get sort of like I need it. I get like
addicted to it and I'm doing it all the time.
And if I don't do it, then my chemical balance
is off. I don't want to have to.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Do you have other examples of things like that in
your life?

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Mostly just beer. Yeah. Got to do that.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
You're addicted.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
You are addicted to that. How many beers have you
had today, Blake? It is 1 p.m.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
And it's hot out. Give him a break.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Zero beers. You've had zero today?

Speaker 2 (28:32):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 5 (28:33):
Whoa.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
It's Monday morning, bro.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
I don't know, dude. I just was on a Zoom
call with you.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Hey, we got to start a company called Zero Beers.
I'm weak. So when somebody asks, have you had any beers?
You go, I've had zero beers. And then they're like, hey, cool, good.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
It's called Zero Beers, yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
You got 30 cans of Zero Beers behind you.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Honey, I've had zero beers. I've had zero beers.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Have you been drinking? I've had zero beers.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
I've had zero beers. Okay, cool. I believe you?

Speaker 4 (29:02):
All right.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Well, you seem weird. You might want to sun your
asshole for 20 minutes. So you're addicted to drinking. You
haven't drunk today yet.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Yeah, no, I'm good.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
I'm chilling. Are you going to drink today, Blake? No.
What is the daily?

Speaker 2 (29:20):
Hey, Adam, get off his back. He's going to have
zero beers.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
I'm getting radical. Well, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
I mean, I'm addicted to caffeine, and there is not
a day— I don't have 800 milligrams of caffeine.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
I suppose if we're being real, like something that I,
have to have every day, I do have to drink
a cup of coffee.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
But that to me becomes like habitual, right? Well, that's
what I'm wondering if that's what I'm saying about this.
It's like the best part of waking up is Folgers
in your cup. It's just kind of what you do.
But I'm talking about like when you guys used to
cup stack. When I first met you. Sure. I'd come
over and you guys would just.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
That wasn't my thing. That was Blake and Kyle's. They
were Cupstack.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Hey, if you don't want to claim it.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Hey, by the way, I did do it. But I
wouldn't say it was my thing.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
But you guys were really into it.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Absolutely. I'll Cupstack right now.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
And I guess I'm saying, is there anything in your
life like that right now? Are you really into it?
You can say fatherhood. I'm addicted to being a dad.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Tucking my kids in. I'm just being a good father. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:24):
It does, being a dad does sort of take all
of the time for all of those other things.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Like, I'd like to play Call of Duty. One game
takes 10 minutes. Sure, sure.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
So, I just do it like a free-for-all game. But
if you do more than one game, I feel an
intense guilt. Like, if my son is around, and I've
snuck away to go play this game.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
He's listening to the in-game chat. and he's in the room.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
You gotta involve him.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
No, I'm far away. I'm up in my office. He's
not hearing it.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Well, that's the thing.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Adam, you gotta give it a little bit, but pretty soon,
Bo's gonna be your guy. You guys are gonna be
on a team going through the levels absolutely scraping fucking.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
That's gonna be the way you bond is in the battlefield.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
Or they go... Can you log off, Dad?

Speaker 4 (31:12):
What I'm saying is if my thing was cup stacking,
I would feel pretty guilty sneaking off and cup stacking
for a half hour.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
But what if it scratches an itch so that you're
not flying off the handle later? You're like, I just
need to do this for a half hour.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
And then I'm ready to join the fam. Some people
are like that with exercise. They're like, They got to
get the exercise out of the way or their day
is wrecked.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
That's how I am.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
I'm like, I have to work out every day. And
Chloe hates it. She's like, I would just prefer you
being a fat piece of shit and you're just here.
But I'm like, it's just an hour and a half.
Let me go freaking to my iron paradise. Let me
go to the camp, baby. Yeah, you got to go
sling some metal. I mean, I always, yeah, I got
to do some form of sweating. I mean, if you
were like, Kind of like when I was playing pickleball

(31:59):
quite a bit, I started to feel pretty guilty because
when you play pickleball, you play for like a couple hours.
And it was like I was doing it like every day,
and I felt pretty bad. This is the knock on
libtards and regular tards.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
No, sir, I don't like it.

Speaker 4 (32:18):
This is the knock on people that... play golf too
much and have families. I'm like, when they have young
kids and they go golfing all the time, I'm like, oh,
you are a bad dad.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
You might be a bad dad.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
We played catch when he got back, though.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Sometimes.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Yeah!

Speaker 4 (32:37):
Yeah, I'm like, if you play golf, it's one thing
if you go golfing every once in a while and,
you know, you like golf and it's a thing, but, like,
some of these guys that we know are out golfing
Five days a week.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
It's wild. And that takes, what, five, four, five, six hours?

Speaker 3 (32:54):
That's kind of my main gripe with the sport is
it just takes a little bit too long.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
I just signed on to a golf trip with some
homies down to Arizona.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
It'll be fun. That'll be really fun.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
I go, honey, it's four days. She goes, four days?

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Yeah, that's how long one game is.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
And I go, I don't know, is it worth going
for one or two or three or four? Like, I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
Are you guys going to golf every day, all four days?

Speaker 2 (33:16):
It depends. I'm going to start hitting the driving range
like once or twice a week before I go in
a couple months.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Gear up.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
And if I'm bad, I'm not going to keep playing
because I hate it.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
I feel like maybe we should go out and just,
you know, swing some clubs.

Speaker 4 (33:30):
I like how this is looped back around to maybe
we ditch our families and go golfing a little bit.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
Yeah, we golf. We have zero beers on the course.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
We have a good old time.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Come on. We have zero beers. We have a stack
of zero beers. Come on. That would be a blast.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
That being said, let's get really into golf together, you guys.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
I'm trying.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Shout out to any country club in L.A. We know
you're listening. Send us the invite. We'll come by. We'll
make your club cool.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Check out the amenities.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
We'll do some premium.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
You got old guys there? We'd love to see them naked.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Dude, I would love to see them naked.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
Dude, I have never seen this many old men bodies
and they don't care.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
So is it, you think it's age or generation? Like,
do you think guys our generation in 20 years are
still going to be like holding the towel?

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Like it's a death grip? I think you're right. I
think once you reach a certain age, you kind of
just get this bucket button.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
You're like... No, I think it's generational because these guys
were the guys that were... They were showering in high
school in sports. And they were just naked together all
the time, so it didn't matter. As long as there wasn't, like,
girls around and you were just in the locker room,
it didn't matter if you were naked or not. Then

(34:45):
our generation... We started drinking that yellow number five, and
our dick shrank. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Yeah, our dick shrank a little bit. You know what?

Speaker 3 (34:53):
Dude, this kind of reminded me of a moment. I
finally got my physical, like, last week.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
Oh, good. Thank God.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
The doctor— He was like, yellow number five? No, you
were born this way.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
He was like, I've never seen tea this low.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
No, he did not say any of that.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
The doctor, before he, like, started the inspection, he asked
if I needed a witness in the room.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Like if I wanted someone in there with me to watch.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
To watch.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
To watch to see if the doctor was going to
start jerking you off or something?

Speaker 3 (35:25):
I assume because I was like, I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Should I?

Speaker 3 (35:28):
And he's like, it's completely your preference.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Did the doctor start licking his lips a little bit?

Speaker 2 (35:35):
I mean, it's a small room. It could get crowded.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
As soon as I said no, he started rubbing his
hand together. He started rubbing his hands.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Oh, interesting.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
He's like, don't worry. I'm just making them warm for you.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
You ever get any sunlight here? Survey says.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
He just dumps his hand in a vat of.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
He immediately took my legs and put them over my shoulders.
It was just like, I'm going to get. He's like,
we're going to have a really good inspection today.

Speaker 5 (36:03):
You got to cut out carbs. You can't be eating pretzels.
And he just fucking folds you up. Yeah, but I
thought that was kind of wild. Like, it kind of
shook me. It was kind of like the same way
in like, I don't know. This is kind of Hollywood talk.
But when they started to get on.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
What are they?

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Intimacy coordinators? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
You've gone on record of hating them.

Speaker 5 (36:23):
No, no, no.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Go ahead.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
Which I think is fine.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
But once they start adding that aspect of like, hey,
are you all right with it? You do get a
little shook. You're like, wait, what is about to happen?
I thought this doctor might be— Well, what happened?

Speaker 2 (36:37):
You know what you say? You go, no, no one
else needs to be here. But obviously, if you try anything,
I'm going to fucking beat your ass.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Yeah, definitely. That's what you say for sure.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Say it.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Doc.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Oh, okay. You know what?

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Let's not have someone in here and see what the
fuck happens, doc. Oh, you do need to finger my asshole?

Speaker 5 (36:54):
All right.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
You try it, brother.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
You try it. What, uh, did anything happen? I mean,
did he have to put his finger in your asshole?

Speaker 3 (37:00):
No, that was what was weird. He asked me all
that stuff and then he didn't touch my dick.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
What are you paying for? This is crazy talk.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
You had a physical and he didn't touch your dick
or your balls. I think they might have taken that
Out of the curriculum.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Because he didn't think you had any?

Speaker 2 (37:16):
It's probably fine. You're not fucking.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
I think this, you know, this generation... He didn't want
to assume your gender? I think this generation kind of...
Did you go to some libtard doctor that didn't want to.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Assume your gender?

Speaker 2 (37:26):
I mean, it was definitely in Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
It was definitely in Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
And he's like, I don't want to know.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
But he asked me that question. Say less.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
I thought for sure he was asking me that question
because he's like, basically, I'm going to have your dick
out and I'm going to be touching it. And then
we got done with it and there was no... contact
in that way all he asked me as if i
felt like a pressure when i was lifting something heavy
in my groin yeah no not lifting something heavy in
my groin when i lift something heavy is there like
a pressure in my groin.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
Yeah yeah do you do you have a um what
are they called hernia hernia yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
Yeah but he didn't feel my nuts for like lumps
or or nothing like.

Speaker 4 (38:03):
That that is so strange dude my doctor's always feeling
my nuts that's weird Yes. And I feel a little...
I don't think that's weird. I think that's what the doctor...
I think you guys are.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
On both ends of the spectrum here. Never and always.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
I have a Hollywood.

Speaker 4 (38:18):
I have a Beverly Hills Hollywood doctor. Well, I mean,
I only really go for my once-a-year physical. And for
that physical, we've covered this, but he will... He touches
my balls.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
He touches above. Any pain here, any pain here. Touches
my nuts, any pain here.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
He goes, do you feel this?

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Yeah, and then he spits in his hand, starts stroking,
and he's like, does this hurt, or what is this?
Wake up! No, but then he also— Does it hurt,
or do you like it? Um, neither. I thought he
was going to put his finger in my asshole. I thought— Sure.
I thought, now I'm in my 40s.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
You were like this.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
The fingers go in your asshole. That's what I thought.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
I was bracing for— But they keep kicking that can
further down the road. They're like, oh, now it's 45,
and the finger goes in your asshole.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
And I'm like, oh, and then, you know. Is it
50 finger goes? So are you, have you started to
lie about your age?

Speaker 4 (39:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
I'm like, I'm 32.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
Um, that's not what Blake was saying.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
No, I'm, I'm 50.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
I'm 50 years old.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
I'm 50.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
I'm getting up there.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
He walks in full bad grandpa makeup. Please look at
my asshole.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
I'm just wondering if I could get a check.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Oh, you've got the asshole, but 42 year old.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Uh, Yeah, so I'm just wondering. But then he made
me bend over the table, and then he checks.

Speaker 4 (39:36):
He spreads my ass cheeks, just looks at my asshole,
and goes, oh, yeah, all good.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
We're good. And that was that. Yeah, that sucks, man.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
I didn't get any of that.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
And you didn't get any of that. No, man.

Speaker 4 (39:50):
This seems like, is this a real doctor you're going to?
It's a real doctor. This isn't like you're going to
like one of the clinics or something.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
No. That little actor doctor lady? No.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
This is a UCLA extension.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Dr.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
Paula?

Speaker 1 (40:04):
She's got a dog.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
No, this is a UCLA extension, my friend. This is
real deal.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Sorry, you have extensions?

Speaker 3 (40:10):
They put pads on me. They put the pads on me.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (40:14):
K-G-E-E-K-G?

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Yeah, that.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
The KGBs.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
Yeah, they did that. They gave me shots. I did
blood work, but there was no J-O in there.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
There's nothing.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
No dick touching. Well, that sucks for you, dude. I'm sorry. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:31):
Going to the doctor, it used to be like a
whole full service experience.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
Did you wear cool underwear? Dude.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
I showered like twice. I, I put like baby powder
down there. I was like, really didn't want baby powder.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Stop. Yeah. No, you didn't.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
For real?

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
You hit the chalk bag? I did.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
You showered twice to go to your regular doctor.

Speaker 5 (40:52):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
And you put baby powder down there.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
Dude, you know how hot it's been.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
I wasn't trying to walk in there with a fucking.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
He wears gloves.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
You got to get the seat span on your car.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
How stinky is your dick? You wash it once. You
wash it once. I don't know. It's got a stink
on it, bro.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
Hey, listen. Does your car have the fan in the seat?
It does.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
It does. This is the.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Ultimate LA I'm going to a meeting game changer. I
remember like having to walk around in parking lots before
going up for meetings back in the day before my
car had a fan under the booty.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
A fan under the booty is an absolute game changer.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
It's a total game changer.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
By the way, in SoCal, you don't get to use
it enough. You don't get to use it enough. Come on.
It's too cool most of the time. Huh? And then.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
Toasty! No, and then this summer... It's been an absolute
game changer.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
It's been blazing hip, popping R & B.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
It's been hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
It's been really, really rough. It's cooled down a little bit, but, oh, man,
it was torturous. It's in the hundreds.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
Yeah, I live down at the beach. It's never once
been 80 degrees in the eight years I've lived down here.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Well, you're on the ocean. That's a different animal.

Speaker 4 (42:05):
Yeah, I'm on the ocean, and it's never been 80 degrees.
It has been 85 degrees for like the last week.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
The world is burning.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
And so that means up where you guys live in
the hellscape that is LA. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
We're kissing a hundo up here.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
It's 130 degrees up there. Damn near it. It's torturous.
It's so bad.

Speaker 4 (42:23):
Dude, I watched the local news. Dallas Rains is saying don't.
He just showed LA and it was just skull and crossbones.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
He said don't go.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
I didn't leave the house for like two weeks. It's
just like there was no point. There's just no point
in that.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
I was going out to grocery stores and just buying hella, like, drinks.
I was just, like, raiding the, like, this looks good.
I was so thirsty all week. Just kept going around
to different grocery stores.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Yeah, man. We got to quench that thirst.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
What have you guys been up to?

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Say it!

Speaker 4 (42:53):
Bo almost overheated because he— we were, like, worried about him
because we took him to his, like, preschool meetup for
the first time where he's going to— meet some of
the teachers, meet some of the kids that he's going
to be classmates. And then they just play in the playground. Bo,
we sat him down. He was at a dead sprint
from one of like one thing to another.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Did not stop. He was like purple. This kid was
so red. He was sweating. And I'm like, here, we
got to get you some liquids. And he's like, no, dada, no, no, dada, no.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
This is how I go.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
I want to play.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
I want to play. I can't stop playing.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
I'm like, my God.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
I can't stop playing. Yeah, you got to be careful
with that. I remember taking Marth really early in her
life to Renaissance Fair, and she would just, like, melt
it out there, dude. It gets so damn hot.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Well, you put her in a weird costume.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Yeah, you put her in, you know, she was dressed
as a camel.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
I'm Gandalf, and you're Frodo. No, she had to be
a dwarf.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Come on.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
You only, you gotta rap. She's dressed up like Captain Caveman.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
Full armor, full plate. Let's go, baby.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Yeah, she was kind of being a little bitch about it.
I don't know what the big deal is.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
Here, let's take a picture next to this fire-breathing dragon.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Fire-breathing.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Extra hot.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
Sorry. Sorry about it.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Look, see? He's hydrating right now. I got to do it.
That's a Nalgene bottle, by the way, just to call
back to an episode like five months ago.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
Yeah, these are the things that... These are pretty mandatory.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Never heard of it. But I think I talked about it.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
But they said they get so much disease on the
rim that.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
Now, Blake, when you do that with your finger.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
That's where the disease is. This is what I wanted
the doctor to do.

Speaker 4 (44:35):
I bet it is.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
This is what I wanted the doctor to do.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
By the way, but what are they talking about? That's
where like the disease is. You go, you just wash it.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
You just wash it.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Once a week.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
I think people don't.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
I don't think people wash it.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
It's a water bottle. You just use it. And then
like once a week you wash it.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
I mean, it depends how dirty your lips are. Are
you one of those guys that get the white stuff
in the corner? Yeah, I feel like it's got to
go more than once a week. I feel like you
do that once every day or two days. Water? Yeah,
I think you should probably wash it at the end
of every day.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
You can't just turn it upside down empty at night.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
It's water.

Speaker 4 (45:10):
Why?

Speaker 1 (45:10):
Why not just wash it in the sink?

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Why wash it?

Speaker 1 (45:13):
Because bacteria form.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
Because the germs that are on your lips then goes
on this, then it's sealed, then it festers. Then you
put it back to your lips, and now it's extra gross.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Gotcha, bitch! What is festering bacteria?

Speaker 1 (45:26):
I don't know, dude. I'm not a fucking scientist, dude.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
Then why are you saying it?

Speaker 1 (45:30):
It seems like a thing that should be real. It's science.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
You're sounding kind of liberal right now, bro.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Sometimes I— I don't know.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
I'm saying the more— Just wash your goddamn dishes, dude.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
I wash— I'll have, like, those little workout cups. I
just run it. We have a spigot, water spigot, that, like,
does the hot water for tea. Nice.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Like, automatically.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
I just rinse it under that. So, like, anything that's festering,
I'm cooking them.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Oh, that works.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
You literally have maggots all over your house. Like, what
are you talking about? Wash your shit.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Out in the alley. Out in the alley.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
The alley. Maggot alley, baby.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Don't say that on the podcast. I'm sorry. Dude, I
kind of do wish that, like, every episode I got
real nuts when we ended.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
All right.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
Fuck it. Just don't.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Stop.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
I talk about my garbage because I think it'd be
cool and fun, and then you're like, oh, you got maggots. Yeah,
I do, but can we... That's it. I'm fucking done today.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
It's over.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
Any take-backs? Probably not, you asshole.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
Nobody's ever walked off the pod. I've wanted to, but.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
Walked away from it.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
Yeah, I've wanted to.

Speaker 4 (46:33):
I feel like we've all wanted to have a pod
or two.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
This is me going.

Speaker 4 (46:40):
I remember getting pretty mad at Durs when he got
mad at.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Me for wanting... wanting to rob a bank.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
Let's do it live.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Oh, you did?

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
I remember being like, you're shitting on my hopes and
dreams that are never going to come true.

Speaker 4 (46:54):
Yeah, I just wanted to rob a bank and Ders
was like, you fucking suck.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
I'm like, what?

Speaker 2 (47:01):
I was like, oh, you want to be a bad person? No,
it's not a bad person. They were having fun.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
I would not. There's no killing.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
Or when I said if I had unlimited amount of money,
I would buy a thousand anchors somewhere.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
Fly drone planes so there's no.

Speaker 4 (47:17):
People and then I'd shoot rocket launchers to take these
drones down and that would be a fun afternoon for me.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
I'm pissed now! Yeah, he did hard stance on that.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
And then he said absolutely not and I'm an asshole
for wanting that.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
I don't know if I said you're an asshole I
just said why do you want to do it? And
I think that question made you think that I thought
you were an asshole because maybe it means.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
You're an asshole. We need to run, Todd needs to
run those tapes back.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
Run it back. It's been a while since we've done
a little clips from the past.

Speaker 5 (47:45):
Yeah, it really has.

Speaker 4 (47:46):
Yeah, that one, that one, you know, I think I
wanted to do it because it sounds fucking awesome. And
if you're a real red-blooded American man, you would want
to do it too.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Okay. Because it would be a fucking blast. Okay.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
And Adam, for every moment you sat thinking about when
you were going to Bring this back up and talk
about it. I hope it's going as you hoped.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Well, there's no seconds. It literally just happened.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
In the moment.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
So there's no moments where I was thinking about it.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
I mean, it would be cool to shoot a bazooka.
That would be pretty fun. That is absolutely right. How
much fun would that be? And imagine how much fun
it would be if there's a... You have to time it.
There's a plane going overhead. I mean.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
I guess.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
There's a plane coming directly over and you have to
fucking time it and you have to hit the plane.
By the way, there's no people in the plane.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
I do love the idea of like, and this is,
we know this is the plane, right?

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Yeah, and what if you miss?

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Where does the bazooka shell go?

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Blake, lay off him, dude. This is his dream.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
Dude, and it lands on one of your thousands of acres.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
What if someone's over there to like... planting a garden
or something.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
It's billionaire Adam's fucking workers.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
Well, then they're planting a garden on your property? Well,
then they deserve to die.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
Yeah, they've settled there.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
They deserve to die.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
Maybe they've settled there.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Well, then they deserve to die then.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
Maybe they were partying with you earlier and they passed
out over there in the forest.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
This sounds like a good time.

Speaker 4 (49:15):
I would have grabbed him and I would have said, well,
we're shooting bazookas now.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Really? So, yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
Whatever. What if he wanted privacy to sun his butthole
and then all of a sudden.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Hey, don't worry.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
We're all sunning our buttholes while we're shooting bazookas at
these planes that are going overhead.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Hey blake was worried he's like well now what is
everyone else doing oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
All right well i'm kind of in as long as
you're checking for me and you make sure i am
by your side when you're shooting this.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Bazooka absolutely you'll be you'll be near me.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
Thank you i can't wait baby i'm back i'm back
in it.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
That's gonna be fucking awesome dude you.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
To be a kid that grew up in the 80s
or in the 90s to not want to shoot a
bazooka or a rocket launcher at an airplane that's flying overhead,
that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
With all the G.I.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
Joe influence, you would hope that you would want to
shoot a bazooka.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Like, come on, dude. Let's do this. I still stand
by it. I still think it'd be fucking so fun.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
We've covered that I just don't have, I don't get
charged up.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
You lose!

Speaker 2 (50:29):
I mean, I think you guys have seen me have
a good time. Yeah. But, like, things like that, it just,
after a few moments of it, like, when we were
jet skiing Shark Week, I, like, went out, I went back,
and I was like, you guys can have it. I don't,
I really don't need to do this. Because it just doesn't.
It doesn't do it for me. You're a good guy
to have around. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Because that means I get two turns. Then I get
more time on the ski. If you're not hyped, I'm
hyped to be out there. I think I could be
on a jet ski all day. Oh, jet skiing?

Speaker 4 (50:59):
Imagine the only thing that would make a jet ski
better is if you then had a rocket launcher.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
Yeah, I knew you were going to say that.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
And you could go.

Speaker 4 (51:07):
Full steam on the jet ski and shoot something from
the ski.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
That's a lot. I think I would rather do Uzis.
Remember how Uzis were so sick back in the 90s
and I feel like they were kind of Miami affiliated?
Jet skis and Uzis just.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
That would be pretty fun.

Speaker 4 (51:26):
Dual wheel.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
That would be very fun. Yeah, that would be very fun.

Speaker 4 (51:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
But nothing explodes when you shoot an Uzi. What happened
to Uzis? Why don't we have Uzis anymore? I think
they're really illegal.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
I think it's a dated gun.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
I haven't ever even seen one in real life at
no point.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Well, people are still naming themselves after Uzis. Uzi Vert.
That is true. That is true.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
He's kind of keeping Uzis in the lexicon, but they
used to be very present when we were young.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Uzi is a family of Israeli blowback-operated submachine guns and
machine pistols designed by Major Uziel. in the late 1940s.
So tight.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
I feel like it was like Uzis and stealth bombers
and like, I kind of don't see, they both are
like great designs and I don't see them anymore.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Come to the Rose Bowl.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
You know, I have a, I have a Tommy gun
with a pistol grip.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Well, that's really tight. I have a Tommy gun with
the barrel. So, you hold it.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
And it's really dangerous, dude. It's very dangerous because it,
the barrel will get stuck. And so you just have
to hold on until it completely unloads. I think it
holds like 40 shots.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
So you just have to hold on.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
It's like.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
Even though you found out it's someone you know just
came around the corner. I'm so sorry! Somebody help me
with this thing! It'll stop in a second!

Speaker 1 (52:54):
It should be done any second now.

Speaker 4 (52:56):
Yeah, very, very dangerous, but pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Pretty cool to have.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Yeah, there's no doubt.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
So that was a design flaw which stopped the Tommy gun,
but the Uzi, I never heard anything bad about it.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Well, I think it killed a lot of people.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
Remember the little machine gun that was like pistol size
that had the long clip? Yeah, from the 80s, they
had like the long clip. Isn't that the Uzi?

Speaker 1 (53:14):
I think that was an Uzi. Yeah, I think that's
what we're talking about here.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
The Uzi's this long. The Uzi has a clip out
of the bottom. There is a clip, but I'm talking
about a submachine gun.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
This is cool, dude. This is real G.I. Joe.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
How do I drag this into the fucking... How do
I drag this in here?

Speaker 3 (53:31):
We've gone full blue collar.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Tour, baby. Let's go. Well, when you see... Wasn't it T.I.
who got in trouble for having his... An arsenal. They
found his arsenal. Yeah, he had a lot of weaponry.

Speaker 4 (53:44):
And I totally get that he doesn't need that. But
it's kind of fun. It is kind of fun to
shoot all those guns. And he just has a ton
of money.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
Yeah. And as long as he didn't murder anyone with it.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
To our knowledge, yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Yeah! I feel like, you know, let him have it.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
Let a guy have his hobby.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
Let him have his arsenal.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
Yeah, well, I think there's just... Yeah, when there's too much.
How many guns is too much gun?

Speaker 2 (54:16):
If you have a room.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
I think for some people, any amount of guns is
too much guns.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Nah, come on. I'm not a big.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
I'm not a gun guy. I'm not a gun guy,
but like... It's gotta... If you have a whole.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
If you have to dedicate a whole room to it,
now you're like the Punisher out here.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Yeah, but you like collecting comic books. Oh, stop it, dude.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
I think 20. I think 20... 20s where you max out.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
20 guns is a ton of guns.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
Yeah, I know, but sometimes you want 20.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
It's a ton of guns. But Blake, you like to
collect things.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
Your house is insane looking. Or at least it used
to be until your girlfriend cleaned your ass up. But
his old house was like walking into a Nickelodeon headquarters
in 1992. There was just shit everywhere. You're like afraid
you're going to get slimed. It was like stuff covering

(55:03):
the walls.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
It was crazy. Now imagine you had more testosterone.

Speaker 4 (55:09):
Sure.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
You're a fucking disaster, my guy.

Speaker 4 (55:13):
So instead of buying these little toys and stuff that
you would buy and collect, you collect Uzis and bazookas.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
Well, then I don't think I'm quite as fun of
a guy. To me, now I become a little scary.
Maybe you're like, whoa, what if Blake goes off the rail?

Speaker 1 (55:29):
What?

Speaker 2 (55:29):
Why do you become scary?

Speaker 3 (55:31):
Because why would I need all that if it's not...
Instead of it being like.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
You would still wear those exact same glasses though.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
Of course. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
You get to keep the glasses. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
These are mandatory.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
Yeah. By the way, if you're in the chat, I
just put a link of an Uzi. And I just
want to make sure that you guys like remember.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
I hope you do. Yeah. It was up here as well. Yeah.
Todd put the same link. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
No, but I did it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
Good work.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
But I did it.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
That's the exact same.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
But that's a. Wicky link. Sick job.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
Dirts.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
Yeah here we go i don't know which one you're
talking about something probably with like a banana clip or
something no not oh.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
I know what you're talking about i.

Speaker 4 (56:14):
Know what you're talking about it was like a more
of a square base up top and then it was
one that came straight down and it was in like
menace to society or something yeah it's like or boys.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
In the hood we were fed gun culture like The
fact that I go, remember the one and you're like, yeah,
more square, long clip.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
And I'm like, yeah. Isn't that wild? Yeah. That was awesome.
That was the era.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
It was Austin.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
It was. Texas. No, but I'm with you.

Speaker 4 (56:44):
I'm like, I only have a shotgun for hunting pheasant.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
And then the Tommy gun that my dad gave.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
Me as a gift that I don't ever use because
it's an insane gun and it's crazy dangerous.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
But yeah. I have a. 45. But yeah, I mean,
but that being said, guns are fucking cool.

Speaker 4 (57:06):
And when all the riots and stuff were happening, I
was like, yeah, I could see just.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
Having a gun. Having a gun.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Allegedly.

Speaker 4 (57:15):
Because how scary would it be if someone just kicked
in your door and said, I live here now.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
You're like, what?

Speaker 2 (57:23):
Please leave. Yeah, that would be a bummer. I would
say we got arm wrestle for it.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
Yeah, that's it. And if you win, we got to
play rock, paper, scissors for it.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
But I can't just let that happen.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
I can see that working. Yeah, I can see that working.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
Adam, you wouldn't just be like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Huh? You know the guy. Huh? Anything?

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Anything?

Speaker 1 (57:50):
I just go, please don't stop the music.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
Please don't stop the music.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
Oh, man, I was looking for it.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
Your last words. And you just go. God damn it.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
See ya.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
Tight butthole. What about tight butthole?

Speaker 1 (58:04):
They stop the music.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
God, I can't wait to just have my home raided
and be like.

Speaker 4 (58:16):
Wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
Did you ever watch Workaholics with your dad? No. Do
you remember?

Speaker 1 (58:24):
And he goes, I don't have a dad.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
Damn. No.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
They're like, how'd you get this fucking house? And I go,
I had a little dog lick my asshole on television.
Come on. You gotta believe me.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
Come on.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
You gotta believe me. The people over there, they own
oil companies. This guy over here, fucking tech. Go get,
I'll get, let's go get him.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Give me your gun. I'll help. I made an R-rated
comedy with my friends. Yeah, we should get a pass.
We should get a pass.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
You know Bill Paxton?

Speaker 1 (59:00):
From Titanic.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
Yeah. No, he was so like, there's the story of Titanic,
but then there's like, I don't remember it cuts back
to now not now but like then when they were
and so the lady's telling the story she's telling it
to bill paxton.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
Did you just see the titanic again or you just
have that ready no but i.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
Did watch it like five years ago and i was
like oh yeah there's a whole like They're looking for
the diamond that she got.

Speaker 4 (59:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
She tells the story.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
The old ladies telling the story. That's right.

Speaker 3 (59:30):
I didn't realize she was talking to somebody.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
I felt my first breast in Titanic. Felt my first breast.

Speaker 4 (59:38):
Right.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
That's tight, dude.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
Uh-huh. In the theater? It was awesome, dude. In the theater. Oh, wow.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (59:44):
She let me go up under her shirt, under her bra,
and then I didn't know what to do. So I
just held her breast.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
And that's enough.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
I held it for two and a half hours. My
hand was sweaty. It was sweaty. That's a long-ass movie.
It's a long movie. That was two VHS tapes. I
just held it. It was in the movie theater. We
were in the theater.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
Yeah, I know, but he's using VHS tapes, something that
no one understands. Okie dokie.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
I didn't know what to do with it, so I
just held it. I just held it. Were you, like,
kind of, like, sly about it?

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
Sweaty hand. Or were you kind of, like... It was.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
It was this.

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
It was.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
She was sitting here. I was sitting here. And I
did this. I leaned up. I went up and under
like this. And then I just... She was, like, leaned
against me.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
And then I.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Just held her breast like this. And then.

Speaker 4 (01:00:42):
Was too afraid to move it because I was like, well,
if I move it, she might not let me ever
touch it again.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Right, right, right, right, right.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
Yeah, this might be it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
This might be the last time I'm ever touching a breast.

Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
And I just sort of held it there for so
long that my hand got sweaty.

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
Can you imagine, like, you're like, all right, what am
I doing here? I guess maybe I could, like, rub
her nipple. But then you do that so long that
like it's now she's chafed.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
It hurts her. Yeah. Us guys, sorry, we did not
know what to do. We didn't know what to do.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Now we know.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Now we know chicks. Now we know chicks.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
It took a lifetime. I feel like guys have figured
it out.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
Do you remember the first time you guys felt abreast?
Do you remember? Was it a seminal moment like watching Titanic?

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
Yeah, I didn't have like the sound. I didn't have
Celine Dion playing in the background. That's for damn sure.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
I wish.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
I can't remember. I'm trying to remember the.

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
I remember, like, the first time I saw him, but
I don't remember the first time I actually, like, felt
the weight.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Well, we all saw our mom's breast, Blake.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
Yeah. Well, it counts. It counts. Okay. It freaking counts, dude. Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
Blake's counting being three years old, and your mom's walking
around getting ready for work, and you're just like, whoa.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
Fucking perv.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
Give me a hell yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
Fucking perv, dude. Hey, mom.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
Remember that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
Hello, mom.

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
So I've seen them.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
Perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
Counting that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
That counts.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
Technically, I've seen them.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
I'm telling John Paul.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
Count it. I saw a pair. Saw some boobs today. Whoa. Uh-huh.
No big deal.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
Uh-huh. They're my mommy's. Where? It was in the kitchen.
I was eating Lucky Charms. And let's just say I
had a good breakfast.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
That is not where I saw my mom's titties. The kitchen.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
The kitchen. It's the bathroom, if anything. Come on. In
the kitchen. Yeah, bro. Just flopping them out in the kitchen.
Getting ready for work. Wow. Ironing her or steaming her top. Sure.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:02:46):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:02:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
I guess every family is different.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
He's from Northern California.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
It's a little more. It's a little granoli up there. Yeah.
They're doing their own things.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Teddy's looking like Nalgene.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
I walked out on my mom's son in her butthole.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
Whoa. Count it. Here we go. Oh, John Paul.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
John Paul, guess what I saw today. I'm doing numbers
over here. I'm doing numbers over.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
Here, brother.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
Count it. I'm laughing, you bro. Durs, do you remember
your first time? Blake's was his mom.

Speaker 4 (01:03:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
Yeah, I do. God rest her soul. She's alive, I think.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Okie dokie. She's alive, I think. Yeah, I remember. And
it were fun? Or was it like a classic, like
in a backseat or something?

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
Basement.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
Basement. Yeah, basement.

Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
That's why you like basements so much.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
It's part of it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
It's part of it. All Midwestern boys love basements. That's
where it goes down. That's a huge part of it.
That's where it goes down.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
You know what's even better? If you can build a
basement underneath the basement.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
Yeah, a double basement. Okay. See, that's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
Yeah, those are... Because if you think you're... I mean,
no one knows what.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
Happens in those basements.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
So many doors.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
Yikes. So many doors. Yeah, of course.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
Those were the days. Wasn't that nice? I think I
saw them, too, at the same... Same day.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
It was a viewing.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
It was a shirt up.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
That's awesome. That's actually awesome. It was a show and tell.
That's an awesome combo. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
That's as good as it gets, brother. We are blue collar. Yeah.
I had a friend that she would show them to me.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
That's not fair.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
Just from time to time.

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
I don't like that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
And she would just be like, here you go. I'd
be like, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
I like it for you, but it makes me angry.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
That was awesome.

Speaker 5 (01:04:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
It made me feel good. You're pissing Durs off again.
I felt because, like, I was the crippled kid, so, like...
You got a lot of sympathy, boo. There was no... Yeah,
it was sympathy.

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
She thought you were blind, too.

Speaker 4 (01:04:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
She's like, that truck hit the side of.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
She's walking around the kitchen with her titties out.

Speaker 4 (01:04:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
Yeah, that is nice. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
Okay, any take-backs, any apologies, any epic slams?

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
Just a shout. Let's just give a little shout out
to those firsts for us. Wherever you may be, thanks
for showing them. Thanks for growing them.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
My mom's going to Hawaii.

Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
And if you want to be that friend to someone,
to someone that you feel needs to see breasts, and
you feel like this guy maybe hasn't seen breasts in
a long time, I'm sure he would enjoy that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
I'm sure he would enjoy that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
Flash somebody in a wheelchair today.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
This could be our eyes bucket challenge.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
Uh-huh.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
Yeah, here we go. That'd be very helpful, I feel,
to some men out there. Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
Can you imagine just all these wheelchair deaths start happening? Like,
people start losing their fucking focus, and they're going down
a hill, and they're.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
Like, holy shit.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
Somebody help me. That's how you want to go.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
Goodbye. Hey, guys, I have an announcement. Okay, of course.

Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
Fallsview Casino Resort in beautiful Ontario, Canada.

Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
Ooh.

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
What could be happening there?

Speaker 4 (01:05:56):
In Niagara Falls area at OLG Stage at Fallsview Casino.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
Friday, September 25th, 2026.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
At 8 p.m.

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
We haven't been out.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
In a long time. In months. Yeah, I'm feeling rowdy.

Speaker 4 (01:06:12):
This is important live. We are going to come. We
are going to get very rowdy. It's our first show
in the great north, Canada. We're very excited to be there.
And this is a boy's day out. So we're going
to be getting real wet and wild.

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
Ow!

Speaker 4 (01:06:31):
It's not official, official yet, but we might even have
special guests for this pod.

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
I could go for a Molson. I know that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
So we're pretty excited about this.

Speaker 4 (01:06:43):
Once again, that is Fallsview Casino and Resort. Friday, September 25th,
2026 at 8 p.m.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
This is important live. Be there. Be there, Dippy Square.
I stand back, stand by everything we said on this podcast.
You stand back and stand by.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
I stand back and stand back.

Speaker 3 (01:07:05):
Stand by. All right.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
We know where this ends.

Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
Wasn't that like a coded thing that Trump said? Like
stand by.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
I think he misspoke and everyone's like, nope. He never misspeaks.

Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
And I'm like.

Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
Guys, he can't be a genius and a fucking idiot
at the same time. We got to just agree on
one thing.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
Yeah, pick one.

Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
But yeah, we will be standing back and standing by.

Speaker 4 (01:07:24):
Yeah, he said, well, it was the fact that he
said proud boys stand back and stand by. Yeah, that
was a little suspect there, Donald Trump.

Speaker 5 (01:07:36):
Do not come.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
And did you mention the name of this tour is
The Proud Guys? We're just proud guys.

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
Everybody's coming.

Speaker 4 (01:07:42):
And moderator Chris Wallace asked Trump if he would condemn
white supremacists and militia groups and tell them to stand down.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
And instead he said, Proud Boys, stand back and stand by.
There we go, baby. Not exactly what he was looking
for there, Donnie.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
He probably meant stand aside. Anyway, I got to go
to my meeting.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
You must be in an enclave.

Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
We got to go to Canada and we got to
bridge the gap. There's a lot of nonsense going on.
These damn tariffs are tearing us apart.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
I don't like the way that Trump bangs on my
boys in Canada.

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
It's not cool. It's not cool. We love Canada. We're
excited to be there.

Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
Yeah, those are your boys to bang on.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
I can't wait to be.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
You going over the falls in the barrel? I would
like to.

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
I would like to. Is that a thing that still happens?
So here's the question.

Speaker 4 (01:08:35):
I know people have died doing that, but how many
people have people not died doing that?

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
What's the numbers there on who has died, who hasn't died?

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
Didn't we Google this and it was some, like, rad-ass woman?

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
Yeah, that's right. Yeah, give us a quick Google there, Todd.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
Her name's, like, Barrel Barbara or something?

Speaker 4 (01:08:56):
Only a small number of daredevils have successfully gone over
Niagara Falls in a barrel or similar vessel with historic
accounts noting that 9 to 11 people survived this specific
barrel capsule, depending on how strict the definition is.

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
Of survived? Okay, yeah. That's life! So here's what I think...
We could do.

Speaker 4 (01:09:19):
So the first recorded person to survive the falls, to
go over the falls, was school teacher Annie Edison Taylor,
who in 1901, damn, dude, to do it in 1901,
when they don't even have, like, real penicillin yet, you're wild. See,
she successfully completed the stunt inside an oak barrel.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
And just for everyone out there, when did penicillin come out?

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
I'm assuming later than that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
Later that year? Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
She probably, they thought she was a witch and then
she like survived and they're like, JK, she's cool.

Speaker 4 (01:09:54):
Okay, so thousands of people have gone over the falls
intentionally or accidentally since 1850 resulting in 5,000 deaths.

Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
Okay, so.

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
Thousands? That's suicides.

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
Thousands. That's suicides.

Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
Yeah, you're going out on a good one.

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
So 5,000 deaths. So this is Death Falls.

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
We're going to the ghost capital of the universe.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
We're about to see the fucking Death Falls, man. It's beautiful,
but it's deadly. Yeah, but it's haunted with all that mist.
Those are spirits, dude. Let's go ghost hunting. Spooky. So
going over on a jet ski, what is the likelihood... Now,
I would do that.

Speaker 3 (01:10:28):
What if you jet ski off?

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
You have a parachute. Yes. That's exactly what I was
going to say. You fly off.

Speaker 4 (01:10:34):
You're on the jet ski. You let that fucking sail.
You know how you like, you don't like kick it away.
You just fly off and let it separate from you.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
And you let it separate from you.

Speaker 4 (01:10:45):
And then you, and now you're, and you're catching the
wind and the gusts from the, Then it's trying to
suck you back. You have those two little levers, so
you're trying to straighten yourself out.

Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
It's getting kind of wet. The mist is clinging. It's collapsing.

Speaker 4 (01:11:00):
Yeah, but then you get far enough out, and you
just coast right down to safety, and then you land
in the parking lot of.

Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
McDonald's?

Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
Fallsview... Fallsview Casino and Resort. You land right in the
parking lot.

Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
What an entrance. What an entrance.

Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
Yeah, you land right in the parking lot. We unclip
and we walk right on a stage.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
We're like, okay, we're ready. Is this how we're going
to do our entry? We're going to show a video
of what you just described created by AI and then
we just walk in with parachutes being pulled behind us?
Did I just blow that? That's not a bad idea.

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
That's not a bad idea. That is not a bad idea.

Speaker 4 (01:11:35):
And then hopefully, fingers crossed, We introduce a Canadian legend
to come on stage with us.

Speaker 1 (01:11:42):
Fingers crossed. Fingers crossed. Fingers crossed. They won't call Isaac back, but.

Speaker 2 (01:11:47):
Could we get somebody who's gone over in a barrel?
Is somebody still around? Like, somebody who's done it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
Oh, that would be kind of cool. Yeah, that's worth asking.
Let's look in a little interview. Isaac.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
I don't like you guys telling me to show my tits.
Check it out. I'm thinking like a Kit Cloud kicker
situation from Tailspin. You just fucking whip that little thing
out and then... Adam, were you too? We're not a
tailspin guy?

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
No, sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:12:12):
I'm reading the insane amount of shit that Isaac just sent.
It's like Isaac figured out how to work chat GPT
is what's happening.

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
And then now he's all over the place with it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
And it's always good to have paragraphs and paragraphs to
read while we're doing the podcast. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:12:29):
We're going to circle back on this one.

Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
But it seems like a lot of people are still...
Still doing it. Still alive and kicking it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:37):
And by the way, maybe we do something like that
at Fallsview Casino and Resort September 25th.

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
Get your tickets now.

Speaker 3 (01:12:45):
Get your tickets now, baby.

Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
Can't wait.

Speaker 4 (01:12:50):
And I think that was another episode of This is Important.

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
This is Important.

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