Ep 318: Do You Eat Your Homies Raw?

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we talk about what's obviously most critically, crucially important.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Today on This is Important. Oh, looks like she just
got frostbite on her gooch.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
I'm not slobbing on fleas knob like it's corn on
the cob.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Are you supposed to eat your homies raw?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Let's go. Oh, yeah, baby.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
I can't really do it that well, but.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
I feel like this was a thing in like the
late 80s.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Yeah, well, I feel like Michael Jackson had a dance where. Sure, yes.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
This is a remember the time situation.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Maybe even a little walk like an Egyptian.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Wasn't that? Maybe a little. Racist.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Maybe a little.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Racist.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
It was a huge hit.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Racist.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
It was a huge hit.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
80s music.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Quick question.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
80s, 90s.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
I threw this one to Isaac. Got nothing from him.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Yeah, that's cool.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Do you remember when people would leave bands and become
kind of like soft rock dad solo artists?

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Give us an example. Yeah, we need a... Oh, I
got one. Sting.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Go ahead.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Phil Collins. Phil Collins. Peter Gabriel. Phil Collins. okay three examples.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Two of those guys are from Genesis everyone from Eagles
like Don Henley that's pretty crazy yes that's right Don
Henley Don Henley good pull Adam you do know music.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
They would leave bands and then they would have like
a Good album with a few songs. And then every
six years, they would drop another one.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Eric Clapton.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
They would just kind of stick around, drop some bangers
every once in a while.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Good point. What happened?

Speaker 2 (01:48):
What was that George Harrison song? George Harrison.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Oh, of course. I put... I get my mind set on.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Punk rock, getting radical. I got money. It just says
that over and over and over again.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Which is the most, that was the most Amy song possible.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
But it couldn't, if you gave me, if you didn't
know that was George Harrison, in a billion years, would
you guess the guy from the Beatles? No.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
It doesn't sound like a Beatles song.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
It's quite the departure. And that's what I'm saying is-
He was just like, let me give you a hit
real quick.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Are bands not breaking up? Are artists, are there just
one dude per band these days who are like the
good guy? And then everyone else is like, well, whatever
they say. What's the deal?

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Yeah. Oh, fucking conspiracy theory.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Who's the last band member?

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Come on.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
They all went on to go do shit.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
They all went on. I'm going to come.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Well, wasn't Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young, didn't they?

Speaker 4 (02:48):
Were they a super band?

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Wasn't their band, they were a super band.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Were they?

Speaker 2 (02:53):
They joined together to form that band. I think he
might be right. Adam knows his music.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
I want to say Neil Young joined, but weren't they
already a band?

Speaker 3 (03:02):
I think they were already pretty successful and then they
joined and then were a super band. Well, they were
just lawyers.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
It was Crosby, Stills, Nash.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
They did a lot of divorce.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Emerson, Lake, and Palmer. Isn't that one too?

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Yeah, that was also very funny.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Very funny law firm.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Hell yeah. But I just.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
Kumbaya. I'm like, I want some of our 90s and
80s iconic band dudes to spin off and drop a
song that I go, yep, that feels right. About for
a 45-year-old like myself, that feels right.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Steve Winwood. Yeah, we need more soft. We need more
soft rock that we could put on the car, in
the car, with our children. You know? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah,
we put it on... And we just go, back in
my day. Yeah. And your kids are like, oh, gosh.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
I think I have an answer for myself.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
And I don't like it. I don't like it. I
just realized.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
They're doing OnlyFans.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
They're doing, they're on Footsie. And I don't know, is
that a thing? It's Justin Timberlake and it's Beyonce.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Gotcha, bitch.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
We're getting like boy band spinoffs.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Right. Right. Well, I feel also there's just not as
many bands I feel like the numbers aren't there. But
my point.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Is we're the people who would listen to that music
because we came up on it. I'm not saying they
would reach a 20-year-old or a 12-year-old. I'm saying like
for us.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Where's Flea? Where's his side project?

Speaker 3 (04:30):
He has one.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Yeah, it's a jazz album. It just came out recently.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Oh, well, see, no one likes that shit. See, I mean, Flea,
do something that the people are going to like. Yeah,
it's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
It's pretty cool if you're into, like, trumpet playing.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
I'm sure. Is it cool, like, Roll With It, Baby
by Steve Winwood?

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Hey, Blake, I know that you don't think it's cool.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
No, it's a good album. Check it out.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
I know you like Flea.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
I do.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
I know you guys are friendly.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
He's in high college. And I know you want to
stay in his good graces. But I know.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
You're the one who wants to pull up to a
Red Hot Chili Peppers concert with all your heart.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Yeah, of course he does.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
I love Flea. I love Flea. I love the Chili Peppers.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Well, you're not punching your ticket. He's not going to
suck his dick like you are. You're not punching your
ticket right now. Yeah, I'm not slobbing on fleas knob
like it's corn on the cob.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
I certainly am not doing that like you are currently.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
I don't know if that's true. Because you've told me
that you do not like jazz and you think it sucks.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
I have never said I do not like jazz and
jazz sucks. That is an absolute, and this is the
first time I will ever say that is a complete fabrication.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
No, no, no, no, no, no. That's a complete fabrication. Okay, okay.
We're doing it for the pod. We're doing it for
the pod. You want people to believe you're a jazz man.
And you're putting on airs right now.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
This is your selfish imagination.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Because you've told me that you don't like it when
Atiba puts on his jazz music and it fucking sucks.
And you hate it. Blake, when you get drunk, all
you do is go off on jazz.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
So you're saying this is a bit for the pop.
I'm saying you're- Because that is absolutely a falsehood.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
100%. Blake, you've told me, you've told me, quit trying to, like,
zhuzh up your vernacular for the pot. Adam, I can't.
Order in the court. I can't do bits, guys. I'm wired.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
I've been, you want to.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
We know you can't do bits.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
Whoa, hey, whoa, whoa, hey.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
We know. Daddy chill.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
I'm going to be honest with you guys.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
I've been on a cleanse for seven days, so I'm
running on freaking weirdo mode.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
My brain is not firing.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
So see, this is what's happening.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
So if you're.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
Yanking my chain right now. No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
What's happening is you don't have enough nutrients to go
to your brain, so suddenly you like jazz music. So
suddenly you're like, no. What are you talking about? You
don't like jazz. Gross. I do like jazz.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
I think what happened is Blake is a huge Malcolm
War fan and he was reading something about like an
ethnic cleanse and then he was like, yeah, I'm going
to do one of those and it's like, that's different.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
It is different. That is a different thing. The cleanse
you're doing is different. Yeah! Okay. Technically, it is a
different thing.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
What are you cleansing for?

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Come on.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
What? Why?

Speaker 3 (07:03):
What?

Speaker 4 (07:03):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
What? Why?

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Why am I cleansing?

Speaker 4 (07:08):
I'm not coming at you. I'm curious.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Bitch. Because, okay.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
No, I'm genuinely wanting to know more about who you are.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Who cares?

Speaker 1 (07:18):
The true reason that it boils down to is that
I've been talking about it.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
My feet, my Achilles are fucked up.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
So I'm trying to. So you decided to not eat food?

Speaker 4 (07:30):
This is a real thing. Go off, Quinn.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
It's about inflammation, man. I'm trying to get my inflammation
down in my shit.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
Just do a cold plunge, homie.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Well, I don't have one of those.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Do a cold plunge. Don't... Cut your caffeine.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
And what is the brand that you have, Adam? And maybe.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
We get one? It's science. Hey, look it. I started this.
I wish I had it.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
That's funny.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
He's pretending.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
I'm gatekeeping. Yeah, he's definitely gatekeeping.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
No, I really.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
I really don't know the name of it. Is it
zero cool? It isn't.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
There's other, you know, cool things about doing the cleanse. Like, obviously,
I'm glowing right now. And obviously, my body is absolutely
shredded right now.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
I've heard about this, though. You go on a cleanse
so that your body attacks everything that's going on negatively
inside of it, right? Because it's in, like, fight or
flight mode. So it, like, repairs everything. So, right?

Speaker 3 (08:29):
It's science. You haven't been gargling your teeth with vodka
at night like you normally do.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
What is this just liar's dice today? What picture are
you painting of me? I listen to jazz while gargling vodka.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
You're crazy. No, honestly, I haven't.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
You know what it really fucks me up?

Speaker 3 (08:49):
Yeah, what?

Speaker 5 (08:50):
Sugar.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Sugar. sugar okay i've got real sugar addiction problems so
i think that this is is helping me curb that.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
So what so this cleanse what what does it entail
what does it entail because i did a cleanse when
i was i think 20 years old if you guys
we we all remember i think yeah 21.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Why are you cleanse your your body's firing on all
cylinders you can drink well when i was anything i
was trying to uh.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Hook up with this girl that was a yoga instructor.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
And.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
And I was like, she was doing this cleanse, and
I'm like, I'll do it too. And then I did...
It was the maple... It was like maple syrup and
lemonade cleanse.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
Cayenne pepper. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
Cayenne pepper. Yeah. Welcome to LA. Totally, dude.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yeah, that was kind of the hot shit when we
first made it to LA. It was the hot.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Shit in like 04, and then I did it, and
I lost like 22 pounds in like 10 days.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
I'm like, oh my God.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
I looked... horrific.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
I looked like green. I was sunken in. I looked emancipated.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
Nebraska wouldn't let you out of the airport. They're like,
you got to go back.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
They're like, just turn around. Just turn around.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
We know what's happened.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
And then when I started to eat food again, I
gained 28 pounds. I immediately gained six pounds.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Got right back in that ass. Dunking!

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Oh, yeah. The booty came right back.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
I think I like what I hear.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
So what are you doing?

Speaker 4 (10:14):
Bulbous.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
Explain it.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
I'm part of a, I went to like this healthcare
spa lady, Dr.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Ellie, and I bought like a.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
Link at the bottom of the screen.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
She makes these herbal herbal liquids and then gives you
some pills. And basically you just freaking, you just freaking
go for it, dude. I went cold turkey, no coffee,
no sugar, no carbs.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
This is what I want.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
That's what you can eat is cold turkey?

Speaker 1 (10:43):
I've just been eating cold turkey and gargling vodka.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
And it's working. So you're not eating food.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
You're just drinking some water.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
You're just drinking water. No, I am eating. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
I can eat like 14 bites every three hours of
vegetables and some chosen fruits.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
The math. All right.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
It's really fun to get interviewed by Adam. He should
have an interview show.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Well, you're a hard person to interview because you just
won't tell us.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Are you having fun? I don't know. You won't just
tell us what it's about. I was trying to.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
Are you seeing the benefits? Are you seeing the benefits?

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Yeah, very much so. But it is a little, it
makes me loopy a little bit.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Like if I stand up quick, I get a little.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
Oh, well, Adam's dealt with this. Yeah. I thought that's
where you were going to go was tomato diet.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Well, I did that too. And that was just to
get skinny. Well, the other one was kind of to
get skinny too, but it was like more of a
like health, like it's supposed to take the toxins out
or whatever.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
I feel like the best.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
I was intoxicated. The best version of that I did
was just cutting out, when I cut out red meat, alcohol,
and caffeine when I did my stem cells. All the
good stuff.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
When I cut those things out, suddenly I looked so
much better.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
That's just your food pyramid. That's your entire food pyramid.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
I know.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Believe me, it was hard to eat food. I was
just like, this sucks. Everything sucks. Monster energy.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
What I'm surprised about is that the elixir I'm drinking,
it makes it so I truly am not hungry.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
I don't know what it is about it. You're just
drinking a GLP-1? This must be what it feels like.
Because I just, I'm not hungry.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Even when it comes time for me to have fucking,
like the four, the four bites or 11 bites of food.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
I'm like, I don't really want them. So you're already
a pretty skinny person. What does, how much weight have
you lost?

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Is it dangerous?

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Are you looking? Can you see your spine from the front?

Speaker 1 (12:57):
No, I've lost 11 pounds. And I'm looking pretty shredded.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
Hey, go until you can see that.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
69, dudes!

Speaker 1 (13:09):
I'm not sure if anybody can see my spine, but
so far, so good.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
I want to see that poke coming through on you.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Well, the real test is, well, we would have had
already gone to Ontario, but I can't wait to just
buzz for her.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
Drink on a super empty stomach.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, okay. So, we are doing the
live show in Ontario, Canada. Yes, but we're recording this.
This is airing after. Yes.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
So, you are going in. Are you going to have
any alcohol?

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Are you going to eat any food during this trip? Yeah,
today is my last day. Okay.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
But isn't it going to go all out? Yeah, go ahead.
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
Sorry. Sorry.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
I'm going to try to be a little more disciplined
from now on with my decisions. Again, guys, it's the
damn sugar. I was consuming way too much sugar. I
had to curb that.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
Do you finish the plate of your kids kind of thing?

Speaker 3 (14:07):
And the sugar comes from beer?

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Beer, bread, candy. Those are things that are normal in
my life.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
Carbs convert to sugar, right?

Speaker 3 (14:16):
That's the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
That's just a breakfast, a Blake breakfast. That's how I
wake up. I pour Froot Loops in a bowl.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
I fill it with Budweiser. What was the third thing? Yeah,
and then you dip some soggy sourdough in there.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
It's in a bread bowl.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
It's a bread bowl that I pour fruit lids in.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
Let's eat that on stage, please.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Dude, that's kind of an epic meal time, dude.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
Gummy worms in beer inside of a bread bowl.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
The cause of diarrhea.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Well, I guess good for you, Blake. You know, it's
good to shake things.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Up every once in a while. Thank you.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
Coming around.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
Wow, thanks.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Kind of the first sort of nice thing he said.

Speaker 6 (14:53):
No, no, no.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
I say nice things about you behind your back all
the time. I'm always defending you.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
But who's talking shit?

Speaker 4 (15:01):
Agents, executives.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
Dude, I'm always defending you when, you know, Hollywood people
are saying certain things. I'm always standing up for you. Whatever, man.
Daddy chill. That's fine. Well, thanks.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
And what is the daddy chill from? What is that from?

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Who is that?

Speaker 1 (15:15):
That's from like a viral video where this dude kind
of has like a wig on and there's this dude.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
He's like, get off my lawn or something.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
He's like, daddy, chill. I thought that that was like
a fake, like a setup because it was too perfect.
It's like this old guy comes to his house and
there's a party in his backyard.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
And they're just having this huge party.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
And he's like, what's going on? Get out of here.
This is my house. Get out of my house. And
then this dude... who is dressed as a woman. I
don't know if he or she is transgender or what's happening.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
But has a beard, has a full beard, has like
a mustache. A full thing is happening with this person.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
Yeah. And then he says, Daddy, chill. And I'm sorry,
was this under the Biden administration?

Speaker 4 (16:00):
Which administration was this under?

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Just so I know how to feel.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Yes, sir.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
It makes more sense. It makes more sense.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
And then the guy says, what even is that? or
something like that, doesn't he?

Speaker 3 (16:11):
I think you're right, Adam.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
I do believe that that is a staged video. It
feels too perfect, the pan over.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Is it AI? It's not AI.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
I think it was pre-AI. I think it was pre-AI.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
Have you guys heard of this AI thing, though?

Speaker 1 (16:25):
AI was still when Will Smith was eating spaghetti and
it's just like, and it didn't look real at all.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
You guys understand that reference?

Speaker 4 (16:32):
That wasn't real.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Isn't that crazy that that was only like two years ago?

Speaker 3 (16:36):
Uh-huh. A fortnight.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
And then now AI porno.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
Looks so real.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Gotcha, bitch! And you're spending all of your money on it?
You guys know what I'm saying, right?

Speaker 4 (16:45):
I can't wait.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
No, you guys know what I'm saying, right? I mean...
Speaking of porno, let's get into it.

Speaker 4 (16:52):
Oh!

Speaker 3 (16:53):
Whoa, okay. Dude, have you guys... I think I follow
Antonio Brown on Instagram. Have you? The football player. The
ex-football player. Ex-football player. He full-on just has an OnlyFans now. Oh, like,
dig out and stuff? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
I don't know how to, like.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Access? Look at.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
I don't want to pay for... Is he cranking down
for cash?

Speaker 3 (17:16):
I don't really want to pay to look at it
because I think the thing with OnlyFans is the second
you pay for it, I can't run for Congress. No, sir.
I don't like it.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
And then my political aspirations are.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
Really?

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Well, don't let that stop you because I feel like
that will be amended.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
No, I think that's the thing. If you sign up
for OnlyFans, you can't be the president. As of now.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
But come on, in the future America I want to
live in, that should be a require.

Speaker 4 (17:45):
I think I said this when we were in workaholics
in the room. I was like, someday we're going to
have seen our president's dick or coochie.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
You need another four inches.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
It's just the way it's going to be.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
Absolutely.

Speaker 4 (17:57):
And that might even be the thing that gets them elected.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Yeah, I'm saying first woman president. Kim Kardashian, she got
her way to the top. That's how you do it.
That's a straight freeway.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
I actually... White House. I don't talk about that anymore.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Why?

Speaker 4 (18:12):
No, we've moved on. As a society, we've moved on.
Thank you. Okay.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
I don't Google that every four months and go.
Wait a second.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
Just revisit it.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
That's out there. That's still there. Let me just make
sure it's still there.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
I don't do that.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
Is it still there? It's been a minute.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
They haven't scrubbed that. I feel like they've done a
pretty good job of scrubbing all that.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
I feel... No. You could very easily look that up
right now and find it. It's not scrubbed. Todd? Daddy chill.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
Adam's out on LexisNexis just fucking.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
Todd, could you drop the link of Ray J and Kim?

Speaker 3 (18:50):
Yeah, crawl into Blake's DMs and then look up.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
Todd's got the tab open already. So he has a,
what is he doing on there? It's just hanging out?
Because I know like some people just have like a,
who was the Disney actress who like was on for
10 minutes, didn't show titty, but she was like, I'm
going to be on OnlyFans. And like, showed some fucking
paintings to people or something.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
Wait who what was this i don't know i don't
know who that is.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
Okie dokie disney asking the wrong guys yeah i don't
know she talked about it on howard stern she made
like three million bucks in a half hour.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Or something really huh yeah should we do only fans
how much yeah should we tie our dicks together and
open it.

Speaker 4 (19:29):
I think we're doing basically what we would do this
is our version yeah i guess you're right We could
do like a … This is mostly fans. And then
it's just somebody who clicked on it.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
Right.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Right.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Okay. I like that.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Actually, I'm going to give that points.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
Yes! Points!

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Because I liked it so much.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
Lonely fans. This is lonely fans.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
What if we did like a Patreon … You know
what that is, right? Where people subscribe to see exclusive content.
And we do nude episodes where we pod butt naked.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
But you can't look down, like you can't see us
from the waist down, so it's just us shirts.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
No, it's just our dicks. It's not our faces. It's
just our dicks as we talk.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
I wonder how easily people could really pick us out
of a lineup. If it's just our dicks. If it's
just our dicks. And it's pretty close on our dicks,
so you can't really see a lot of thigh because
some of us have a little more thigh meat to them.

(20:35):
And some of us are emancipated.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
Emaciated?

Speaker 3 (20:39):
Emaciated. I keep saying emancipated. I think we're all emancipated.
You're free. Very shagadelic. Yeah. What is the word? Because
I keep saying emancipated. Emaciated.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
I think you say emaciated or emaciated.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
Emaciated. That's a tough one. I just take that out
of your vocabulary.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
You got to find another word for that. Emaciated.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
No, no, no.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
I'm going to say it right now.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Okay. Correct now. Bella Thorne, Disney actress on OnlyFans. She
doesn't show nudity.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Right. Hmm.

Speaker 4 (21:08):
But she's raking.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
It in I don't recall who Bella Thorne what was
she in she seems.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Wild yeah she seems like a bit of a wild
cat every time.

Speaker 4 (21:17):
I see an interview with her I'm like yo did
she arrive through the wall on a motorcycle she's just
got a.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Vibe thank you god she's cool cool down ass chick
do you think that they would immediately.

Speaker 4 (21:33):
Super cool super down ass chick do you.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Think they would immediately know who we are buy her penises?

Speaker 3 (21:39):
That's a good question. I feel like.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
No, I don't. So what's the context? Like, are they,
is it like there's a hundred celebrity C-list cocks and
you just have to like guess who it is? Or you're,
cause I'm just like, or you're just, you just have
your dick on the internet.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
No, no, no, no.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
Someone has to be like, wait a second. Oh my God.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
No, no, no, no. Here's what we're doing. Here's what
we should do.

Speaker 4 (22:05):
Niagara Falls.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
In Niagara Falls.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
This is what we did.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Close-ups of our limp.

Speaker 4 (22:10):
Hang on. Let me get my family in here. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Come on in here.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
We get close-ups of our limp dicks.

Speaker 4 (22:15):
Uh-huh.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
Close-ups.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
Daddy, chill.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Just hanging.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
Just hanging. Hang on.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
Let me bring in everyone who works at my home
through the week. Come on.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
Yeah, this is what I do. He's got a staff.
Dirk has a staff. See what I do. Get the staff.

Speaker 4 (22:28):
Turn the leaf blower off.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Would they then know exactly, would they be able to tell?

Speaker 3 (22:33):
I feel like they've seen mine, if they've seen Game
Over Man, so I feel like, yes, I kind of
answered my own question.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
So now it's basically just between, can you tell the
difference between mine and.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
The difference between us? And we are actually starting at
the penis. But I feel like you guys have similar
color hair, so.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
He is my son. Maybe the pubes might be similarly colored.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
Auburn.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
That's what we're calling it. Yours are Auburn. Oh, gee.
Holy shit. You need another four inches.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
Because every time I'd pull my pants down, women were
always like, aww. And I was like, Auburn, yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
That's gotta be what that is, right?

Speaker 6 (23:15):
We'll give it to them.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
At least he's shooting, man. At least he's shooting.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
And you would say burn.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
Burn. Yes, of course.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
This is a fun word game. Where are you going?
Where are you going? We're done here.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
I think we're done here.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
Bye-bye. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
See ya.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
Oh, man.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Dude, so you know how we have a lot of
people crawling in my DMs?

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
Yeah, we know.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
It really paid off recently.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
How so?

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Do tell. There is this account called Material Void. I
don't know if you've heard of it.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
Haven't. No. Is he chunking for you?

Speaker 4 (23:59):
I couldn't really see that.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Oh, you didn't see that? Yeah, yeah. I haven't seen
Blake for about 15 minutes. Really? Oh, man. It's a sticker.
It's a sticker, okay.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Well, then if you can't see this, then none of
this is going to make any sense.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Can you see this? Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah, that's Game Over Man VHS.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
Yeah, dude. Like, very nice quality. What? Like, packaged.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
Like, fucking cool, dude.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
FBI warning? Yeah, they got it all.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
And is it actually on the tape?

Speaker 3 (24:25):
Yes, it is.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
And so now you have to buy a VHS.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Well, I mean, if you want to watch it on
a VCR, yeah. Wow, that's actually fucking radical, dude.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
That makes me want to go put that at a
Best Buy at some point. Just get like 10 and
just put them on the shelf at Best Buy.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Dude, I'm so impressed with the quality of this thing.
Shout out to Material Void. It's dope.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
And you want to know the best part?

Speaker 3 (24:52):
Yes, I do.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
He gave me some for you guys, too.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Yeah, thank you, Material Void.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Yeah, so it's pretty freaking cool, dude.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
Early shout-outs.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Yeah, I'm very stoked on that.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
And I'm guessing they do this for a lot of
streaming programs. Ones you can't buy on VHS or what.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
I think they do. I'm not quite sure what the
operation is.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
Game Over Man on VHS. How fucking rad.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Pretty freaking cool. So I'm hyped to give you those.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
We got to turn it on. I want to see
the like texture of like the OG tape.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
I've been seeing a lot of people now, like we'll
buy like old ass TVs and then play like new
PlayStations through them just to kind of see like what,
what they look like through vintage tubes.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
I mean, this is just back rooms. They're like, yo,
look how old this fucking back room is.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
Just looks like shit.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
It looks vintage. Yeah, it looks way worse. It's not clear,
but it's kind of cool. Sort of sends you back.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
A little bit. Yeah. When things were worse. Yeah. Yeah, true. Well,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
The 90s were pretty freaking sick, dude.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
But it isn't like, you know how people say vinyl
is actually better? than cassettes were. And I think CDs
were just as good, but just not as good.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Yeah, it wasn't like as warm of a sound as vinyl. Yes.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
So like, is old TV warmer? Is there any like.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Well, I will say, remember.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
If warm is a word for shitty.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
Well, yeah, but it's like a nice comfy blanket when
you put it on. Remember when Kyle, between season one
and season two, got new cameras and didn't tell us.
And we were like, oh, we have new cameras now.
And he was like, yeah. And we were all a
little bummed about it. I remember being bummed specifically because

(26:46):
that first season, our cameras, they weren't like shitty cameras,
but for the time, they were good. But then these
new cameras, it showed how ugly we actually were. It
was just... Fuzzy enough that it kind of hid how ugly.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
We could be in certain situations.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
It looked like a Christmas story.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Yeah, that's exactly right.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Just a little fuzzy.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
It kind of reminded me of like a BBC show
or something.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
Yes, yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
Yeah, it was cool.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
But maybe as a.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Faulty Towers, yes. Oh, of course, of course.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Maybe as a society, we need to chill on the
advancement of our cameras. Because remember when like they first
got like the high def cameras, like newscasters would be
like caked with makeup.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
And you're like, oh my God. This person is.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
I'll never forget.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Look at our president, dude.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Our president is still applying makeup as if it's 1992.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
Everybody's coming. The fact that no one can take that
man aside and be like, we have to tone down
the tone.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
We got good cameras. This ain't Apprentice. We got to
change up your makeup routine.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
You would think there would be like one sexy, like
she would have to be really sexy because he's a hornball.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
Really sexy makeup artist, right? That could get in his
ear and be like, you're handsome without all this orange.

Speaker 4 (28:08):
Donnie.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
You don't, Donnie, baby, you don't need all this orange.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
And then they take the like metal scraper that they
like apply like cement, you know. And just scrape it
off of his face.

Speaker 4 (28:23):
Just random, stimpy sound effects.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
Well, it actually would be pretty— Do you remember ever
seeing your, like, grandmother super early in the morning before she, like,
applied her makeup? Adam, that's mind-blowing.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
You walked into the room before she, like, did her hair,
and her hair was, like, wet and down, and there's
just tendrils, and there's— Get out!

Speaker 2 (28:43):
You see all the sunspots, and she's like, Get out
of here!

Speaker 4 (28:48):
The short answer is, I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
No, Adam, that is so weird.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
I don't ever think I was up before my grandma.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
Any of my grandmas.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
I think they're like up, but they never go to bed.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
No, grandmas do sleep.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
They do.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
Believe it or not, they do. I never saw my
grandma sleeping either.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
The only time I saw my grandma with her eyes closed,
God rest her soul.

Speaker 4 (29:12):
I don't know if Blake was joking or not, but
nice try.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
I just remember being, so my, we, when we would
go stay at my grandparents' house for the holidays, everyone
that my, my dad is a family of six kids
and all of them have multiple kids. So then there's
just a ton of us sleeping in a three bedroom
house with one bathroom. So it's chaos, right? There's just

(29:36):
a ton of people. We're sleeping on the floor. We're
in sleeping bags. We're all over the place. You might
walk in on a grandma. Naked grandma! I've seen so
many of my uncle's dicks. My uncle's dicks are just... Yeah,
you open up the bathroom door.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
This is a safe space for your organs.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
You open up the bathroom door. Are those connected? The
toilet is right here. So they're just pissing. You just
walk in and there's just like.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Adult man cock practicing.

Speaker 4 (30:02):
And so if they showed photos, you'd know who's is who's?

Speaker 3 (30:05):
I think so. I think I could, yeah. Okay. I
like that. I think I'd be good at it. I
think I could also... That's why Adam's.

Speaker 4 (30:10):
Like, I just want to... Whatever the movie ends up being,
I just want to show my dick at some point
in it. And I'm like, alright.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
That was the bitch. You got it. Hey, and guess what?
The rest is history. Right there. The rest is history. So....

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Wait, so when you saw your grandma with her makeup on, off,
Did she flip out on you?

Speaker 2 (30:31):
Did she like throw a towel over her head?

Speaker 1 (30:33):
It was sort of It was like a get out
of here, get out of here Do.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
You remember that movie Witches?

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Yes Just watched it on a road trip If anybody
hasn't seen Witches, put.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
It on Who's that?

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Faye Dunaway?

Speaker 3 (30:48):
Not Faye Dunaway Angelica Houston Angelica Houston What a queen
We love her It felt like that. It felt like that.
It felt like I saw the witch. And then she
came out and.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
She, you know, she was all done up and she
was looking beautiful. She's looking great.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
She's my grandma.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
She was like Angelica Houston before she took the mask off.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
That's exactly right. Dang, man. And that's what I think
Trump and a lot of these older politicians would look like,
but especially him because he wears so much makeup.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Yeah, he's got layers. I would love to see him
all natural. I bet he's bet he's wild yeah yeah
for for real.

Speaker 5 (31:30):
If he probably just looks like isaac thank you god
uh well because his hair is super long he does
like a comb over effect right so like he would
look like bill murray in kingpin.

Speaker 4 (31:42):
It's over and back and yeah yes kingpin.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
Bill murray in kingpin oh wow legendary unreal legendary.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
Haircut Peak comic moment.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
You're saying, oh, the Bill Murray during Kingpin when his
hair flipped over?

Speaker 4 (31:57):
With the hips and the hair and backlit. Such a
moment that I was like, locked. This is it. It
doesn't get funnier than this moment right here.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Bill Murray slays that movie.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
He doesn't have that many scenes, but the ones he's
in are just completely memorable.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
So I just had a, I mean, I'm speaking a
little out of school, but I just had a meeting
with Bobby Fairley and we might do a project together
I was really excited to meet him I think he
was less excited after he met me.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
No no no it went.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
Totally great it took everything to not just talk about
all of his movies because the Fairley brothers they have
so many absolute right down the middle classic comedies.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
They definitely do Are they.

Speaker 4 (32:50):
Three perfect movies for me.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
What three? Which ones?

Speaker 4 (32:52):
Dumb and Dumber.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
Yep. Something About Mary. Something About Mary. Oh, my God.

Speaker 4 (32:57):
Kingpin.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
Whoa. Kingpin, yep. Those are my top three, too.

Speaker 4 (33:01):
In the opposite order, as far as my favorite being Kingpin,
then Something About Mary, then Dumb and Dumber.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
Those are.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
Yeah, those are.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
Just so he knows where I'm coming from.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
I think mine is Kingpin, Dumb and Dumber, Something About Mary.
Did they do Me, Myself, and Irene?

Speaker 4 (33:16):
Yes, they did.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Dude, I have a really soft spot in my heart
for that movie. Really? That's not super high on my list.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Oh, man. I liked it.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
Four for me. I like it more than I like
Shallow Hal. I like it more than I like Stuck
on You.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Oh, I never saw Stuck on You.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
Stuck on You had some yucks and some chucks.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
Who was that?

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Greg Deere? They went on an absolute heater in the 90s.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Yeah, man.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Glory days.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
They were fantastic.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
He also wrote Bushwhacked and went under a pseudonym, Danny Byers.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
Dude, that's probably the best camp movie ever.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
Tread lightly. Careful.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
You're right.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
There are some good ones.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
The bushwhacked?

Speaker 2 (34:08):
So, yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
And then I went and I was telling Chloe. I
was like how excited I was to meet him. And,
you know, he did all these classic comedies.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
And she was like, oh, yeah, which ones?

Speaker 3 (34:20):
And then I go, well, for one, Dumb and Dumber.
And she's like.

Speaker 4 (34:24):
Never seen it.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
Yeah, I've never seen it. And I go, well, Kingpin?
And she's like, no, I actually didn't see that one.
Is that a Netflix and Marvel show?

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Didn't they do like the Heartbreak Kid too? I want
to say they did. What's the Heartbreak Kid? That at
least was like a little newer. And I'm like, well,
what about the Heartbreak Kid? And she was like, I
never saw it.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
And I'm like, oh, this whole generation of younger millennials
might not have watched all these damn movies.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
Absolute classic.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
He rocks.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
I showed my kids Dumb and Dumber and the first
half hour, they're just like, what's wrong with them?

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Oh, they were like, oh, they're like mentally retarded?

Speaker 3 (35:09):
Yeah. They were scared for them? They were like, oh,
these guys. They were scared for them?

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
They were like, these adults have something wrong with them.
There's the part where like, the bird gets its head
ripped off and he's like, how'd you get the money?
He's like, I sold some things. And then the kids
petting the dead.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
Bird with the tape.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:25):
And I paused it and I go, do you understand
what just happened? And they were like, did he sell
that blind kid a dead bird with its head taped on?
And I go, yeah. And they go, that's not nice.
And I go, No, but it's stupid. It's more that
it's stupid and so we can laugh.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
As I'm explaining it, I'm like, I don't know if
this is... Do we think that this new generation, we're
too caught up in being the niceties of things and
the morality of like, oh, that's not right?

Speaker 4 (35:57):
I think meanness and even watching someone who is having
a bad thing happen to them, they don't like.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Well, meanness is back in a big way. Oh, okay.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
I mean, you've never left it.

Speaker 4 (36:12):
I think by and large.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Quit being a bitch.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
Stop.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
Go put a dick in your mouth, please.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
Whoa.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
Yeah, I think that there's definitely a.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
Gotcha, bitch!

Speaker 4 (36:22):
A type where meanness has never gone away, but I
also think by and large.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
Yes, the kids are... They're not laughing at that because...
Before puberty.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
everyone's expected to be nice.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
Right.

Speaker 4 (36:34):
And then as soon as someone gets pubes, it's... Yeah.
It's like, fuck you.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
You got no pubes, bitch.

Speaker 4 (36:39):
And it's like.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
Yeah, you don't have pubes. Get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
I'll be over here.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
Yeah, it's all pube-based.

Speaker 4 (36:45):
It's basically mostly pube-based.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
Absolutely. That hasn't changed.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
And as soon as you get one of these, I
feel like that was the first facial hair I got
was right here.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
A flavor saber, as they would call it.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
Damn. So legendary.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
So.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
Yeah, I mean.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
That's truly wild that, because I feel like I was,
how old is your oldest?

Speaker 3 (37:05):
12. 12? Damn.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
Yeah, I was younger than him when I was watching
some of those movies.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
Although we watched, what about Bob?

Speaker 3 (37:14):
Banger.

Speaker 4 (37:14):
8-year-old and 12-year-old loved it.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
Really?

Speaker 1 (37:18):
I thought a lot of those jokes were like kind of,
I don't know, would go over their head.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
Well, they're smart.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
I just remember Richard Dreyfuss feeling too old.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Like, too old and too, like, Adam.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
He's probably your age.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
I know.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
No, dude.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
But he's wearing the best outfit. And I was like,
if I could just get one of these. Let me
be Richard Dreyfuss in something, please.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Oh, you're saying in a movie.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
I thought you were saying you wanted his clothes to wear.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
You wanted his wardrobe. I'm like, yeah, let's just get
a sweater vest.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
I'm sure he'd sort of dress like him.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
No, but I was just like, I need to do
one of these fucking uptight roles where it just... Someone's
driving you crazy.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
You would be really good at a nice uptight role.

Speaker 4 (38:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
That would be sweet.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
I think I see that for you. If you're the
next Richard Dreyfuss, I'm hyped. I remember Richard Dreyfuss not
really clicking with me as a kid either. I wasn't like, ooh,
the new Richard Dreyfuss.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Mr. Holland's Opus. Oh, shit. We got to see that. Mr.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
Holland's Opus is a banger.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Absolutely. I feel like I got to go back and
I think I'm with you, Blake. I think I was
more into... Sinbad at that time in my life and
less into Richard Dreyfuss.

Speaker 6 (38:30):
100%.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
Hey. Yes, points! That's points, baby. Why is that points?
Because he's right. I know that Blake and I were
speaking the same language when it came to... Oh, man.
I had house guests on loop.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Yeah, so we were more in that camp and less
in Richard Dreyfuss' camp.

Speaker 4 (38:52):
Sinbad is the only thing my father and I would
watch together and both enjoy. see he bridges the gap
i love it but dreyfus have you seen close encounters
of the third kind or whatever.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
You know what i think this might be chloe and
kingpin i know i don't i haven't i have not
seen so dope it's spielberg let's start calling things that
we haven't done chloe and kingpin yeah this is a
chloe kingpin situation um Can you suck your own dick?

Speaker 3 (39:19):
No, that is a Chloe Kingpin. That is a Chloe
Kingpin situation.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
Unfortunately, that is a Chloe Kingpin.

Speaker 4 (39:24):
What I'm saying is.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
You know, I wish it wasn't a Chloe Kingpin, but
it is definitely a Chloe Kingpin.

Speaker 4 (39:30):
Is that the example we need? Dreyfus, I mean, he's
the narrator of Stand By Me. Forget about it. Fucking
perfect movie.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
Golden Boy, know that. That's great.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
I'm standing by you right now.

Speaker 4 (39:42):
Another stakeout, another stakeout. I know Blake knows Stakeout.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
Stakeout is dope. So Close Encounters of the Third Kind. See,
this is before my time. And this is where the
difference between us stirs. And we all know where we
could start with that. Your boobs are huge.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
1977.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
I feel like, and I know this just says something
about how old I am and my generation. If it's
in the 70s, And when it comes to movies, I
like it less.

Speaker 4 (40:12):
Let me tell you something. Okay.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
Fuck it!

Speaker 4 (40:14):
The 70s?

Speaker 2 (40:16):
It was just the pacing was too slow for me.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Dude, dude. The 70s.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
And Spielberg changed.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
I know Spielberg did Close Encounters of the Third Kind,
but his pacing changed with his big blockbusters in the 80s.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
He evolved. But if you watch Jaws, listen, you got
to watch Close Encounters of the Third Kind. It's off
the chain. You'll go, oh, that's what that's from for
like four different things that are like iconic. But Jaws,
come on.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
Jaws, what are we talking about?

Speaker 4 (40:47):
Also, 70s movies are the most hardcore fucking movies out there.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
They are pretty tight.

Speaker 4 (40:53):
And I didn't watch Close Encounters until I was in
my 20s. It wasn't like I'd pop that in the
VHS player.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
Well, I didn't even watch Star Wars until 2002 or whatever.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
Like I just didn't. Let me see what these wars
are on. It just seemed so old.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
Really?

Speaker 2 (41:10):
And I was just like.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
You weren't a Star Wars kid?

Speaker 2 (41:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
I feel like it was on.

Speaker 4 (41:13):
He was in the Sinbad, Blake.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
Yeah, I was mostly in the Sinbad. Hey, man, you
know I pray.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
And whatever Emilio Estevez was dropping.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
Oh, for sure. If... Christian Slater. Or Christian Slater had
a pick.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
Come on, dude.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
Get your cuffs on.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Remember he was in Robin Hood?

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Damn. Dude. Kevin Costner.

Speaker 4 (41:33):
Come on, man.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Guy Conn.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
I gotta get that one out for the kids.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
But... Dreyfus. Dreyfus is good. Please, please, please.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
Dreyfus is good.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
No, he's great.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
And I agree. I went back and watched all his
stuff way later.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
And yeah, he's actually fantastic.

Speaker 4 (41:50):
I feel like I'm leaving something massive out.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
There's that airplane movie where he's like a dead pilot.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Always.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
Yeah, that shit rocks, dude.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
Never even seen it. John Goodman, I've seen the trailer.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Dude, it's really good. It's just a solid-ass movie.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
Is that also Spielberg? Yes, it is. It is. Yeah,
I think Dreyfuss was his guy.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
And John Goodman's in that?

Speaker 4 (42:10):
I believe so.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
God, John has had one of the best careers of
all time.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
He really has. He's like sneaky, been in everything, been
around forever, worked with all the coolest people. He's a dope. Yeah.
That being said, if we ran into each other, I
bet it'd take him a minute to recognize me. Whoa.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
Really?

Speaker 3 (42:30):
And we worked together for seven years and I played
his son. Damn, that's kind of the fun of it though.

Speaker 4 (42:35):
Once a week.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
He'd be like, righteous gemstones, right? Yeah, John, it's me.
It's Adam. Yes, points. I played your son on the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Flintstones, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You played Judy? No, I didn't play Judy. I played Kelvin.
I played the little, your gay son. He'd be like, oh, yeah, Judy. Okay.

Speaker 4 (42:59):
Hold up.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
Sure.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
I wish he thought you were Rick Moranis from Flintstones
because that would be really tight.

Speaker 4 (43:06):
I feel like Rick... probably got a lot of Dreyfuss roles.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
I remember him. He was like kind of, he was
kind of rolling his eyes at Flintstones once at Video Village.

Speaker 4 (43:15):
What?

Speaker 3 (43:15):
About like how like, yeah, that didn't turn out exactly
how we wanted type thing. And you're crying.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
I was devastated because I was like, that was my favorite.
I loved that movie as a kid.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
I saw that movie in the drive-in theater.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
Whoa.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
You remember your drive-in theater movies. Those ones stick with you.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
I saw Twister. In a drive-in theater in Iowa. That's
where it's meant to be seen.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
And when there's that storm that goes through, when the
Twister goes through the drive-in movie theater thing, the screen
in Twister, and they're in Iowa, and I'm 10 years
old or however old I was, like eight, I lost
my shit.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
I was like, oh my God, the worlds are colliding.
A twist is going to come any moment.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
But did you not get more afraid of twisters at
that point? I mean, you're in the... I'm a California kid.
Bay Area, obviously.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
I thought you were an Iowa guy.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Well, I didn't actually get to grow up in Iowa.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
I am definitely.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Iowa blood flows through me.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
Trust me. But you've never really been. You haven't spent
a lot of time there. No, I haven't. You haven't
spent much time there. No, not too much. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
I was the first born Californian of my Iowa lineage.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
That's fine.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Of course, I was very far from tornado. Don't they
call it tornado alley?

Speaker 3 (44:47):
They do. Yes.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
I'm Iowa. No, I never was that afraid of tornadoes.
Most of it was kind of fun.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
Yeah, I could see as a kid maybe wanting to
be in a tornado after seeing that movie.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
Well, every once in a while, the sirens would go
off and your dad would just snatch you from bed.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
And haul ass down to the basement.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
Get down to the basement with your uncle's dicks. Go.
Don't worry about it. Hurry up.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
Go, go, go, go, go, go.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
Don't worry about it. All their dicks are out.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
And then you would go in the basement.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
It doesn't matter what we were doing down there.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
Just get down there.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
It wasn't in our basement.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
It was at my grandmother's house that their dicks were up. Yes,
all five of us are down here. Where did this
disco ball come from on the ceiling?

Speaker 2 (45:31):
It has nothing to do.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
Nothing was happening in our basement.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
It was at my grandparents' house because the toilet.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
You opened up the door and the toilet was right there,
so you saw dicks.

Speaker 4 (45:40):
Why is mama wearing the handcuffs from My Pet Monster?

Speaker 3 (45:42):
It has nothing to do... Just get down there. I
don't want you to.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
You keep saying.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
Okay. Get down there. It was kind of fun.

Speaker 4 (45:50):
Is Nickelodeon Gak coming out of your ass crack?

Speaker 3 (45:53):
Goodbye.

Speaker 4 (45:53):
Yuck.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
What the hell? What's happening? Yuck, dude. Take away points.
In the 90s. In the 90s. In the late 80s.
Or you just.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
What if it was like, okay, it's in the basement, right?

Speaker 1 (46:04):
What if he was having like a serious fucking smoke
session down there and the fucking sirens started to go
off and he's like.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
Oh, fuck.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
Yeah, I feel like that would have been a bummer.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
That would have been a bummer for him.

Speaker 4 (46:18):
Blake, I like how you're saying what if.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
That's exactly probably what happened.

Speaker 4 (46:23):
He was high, which is why he like freaked out,
ran upstairs, grabbed his kids, and like brought them to
the basement.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
They're like, dad, it was an ambulance. He was constantly
saying like a skunk got loose in the basement. He's like,
damn skunk. Freaking skunk in here. Skunknado.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
But it was sort of, did you have to do
this in Chicago or are you a little north for this?

Speaker 4 (46:46):
No, like I don't think, tornadoes formed off the lake
or whatever. It would be windy.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
Sure.

Speaker 4 (46:53):
I think they had some shit the other day, though.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
Notoriously. Windy city, of course. Yeah, so we would have
to go... I mean, probably if.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
At least once a year or so, you would have
to just get to the basement... Damn.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
And you'd look outside and it gets like all like yellowish.
A twister.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Uh, and it's no, no wind at all. It's pretty,
it's pretty eerie.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
Yeah. Um, that sounds crazy.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
Cow.

Speaker 4 (47:18):
Is that what they say in the movie?

Speaker 3 (47:20):
I don't know. I don't recall.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
I mean, I do remember the trailer.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
Oh, from Twister? Yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
The cow goes by. He just goes cow, right?

Speaker 3 (47:29):
Yeah, probably is. Is it, um, made you remember, but yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Um, As a teenager, though, did you start to be like, yo,
let's chase a tornado like you and your boys in
high school?

Speaker 3 (47:41):
I still would. I still have part of me that
wants to do that. And that bad idea show that
I had, you guys.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Were both in it. We both went and did bad ideas.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
Durs and I, we went to the Amazon jungle, which
was very fucking cool. Yeah. We drove on a cliff
on the side of a mountain in Peru, which was
wildly dangerous. Swam with some piranhas. I wore a meat diaper.
Blake and I, I took you to Paris.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
California.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
About an hour away from our house.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
Racetrack. And then we did a demolition derby with a
bunch of people that, actively wanted to kill me. Very frightening.
They thought it was funny.

Speaker 4 (48:26):
They were like, oh, Hollywood people here. And they were like,
we're going to fucking show you what the real deal is.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
And I was like doubling down on it.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
I wore like this whole track suit that made me
look like.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Evil Knievel.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
Evil Knievel. And then I wore a hat that said
like Hollywood, like Hollywood.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Mr hollywood or.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
Something yes uh so yeah i i feel like i
was asking for.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
It but if we were to do yeah that was
a bad idea okay wait a minute yes points but
if we were to do another season i was going
to go you know uh hunt down some major storms
how fun would that be yeah i mean that would
be pretty cool i wonder how accurate like twister is like.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
The storm tracking? Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
Well, you know who did it a couple years ago?
Do you know that guy? I actually haven't seen him
much online lately, and I hope he's doing okay.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
Uh-oh.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
That Bob Mennery guy remember he would.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
Do the voices yes he's like has this incredible announcer
voice yeah and he would then go like This motherfucker,
and he would curse and stuff.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
I remember that one specifically.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
Yeah, that one.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
It'd be like an ice skater falling, and the judge
would be like, Oh, looks like she just got frostbite
on her, gooch.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Right.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
Do you remember that one? I remember that one.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
That was pretty good.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
That was my favorite one of all of them.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
Yeah, that's pretty funny.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
Blake, do you have a memory of any of them
or not?

Speaker 3 (49:49):
I don't. I don't. That's weird. But you could.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
Chase Storms or no? Sure, sure. You could.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
Sure, absolutely.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
Blake's improv technique is, yeah, nah, I'm good.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
Sorry, I just realized.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Look, man, I just realized the game.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
I got to look at this board, too.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
I got the damn, I got this damn, what am
I doing? A cleanse?

Speaker 3 (50:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (50:13):
So Bob Manery is chasing storms?

Speaker 3 (50:15):
Yeah, so he went and chased storms, and he actually, like,
got sick footage, and it was, like, right next to
a tornado, and, like, was with these, like, real storm chasers,
and went and did it, and I'm like, oh. I
could just go and do it. And I think it
would be so crazy and just, it makes you feel alive.
Almost dying.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Right.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
Almost dying makes you feel alive.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
That's the only way to feel alive is to almost die.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
For me, I know we disagree when it comes to this,
but I really, really love that feeling. I think that's
why I like being on stage and performing. And I
know it's not almost dying, but it's that thrill of like, oh,
this could crash and burn.

Speaker 4 (50:58):
How fun is that? You know what's so funny?

Speaker 3 (51:00):
We could die.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
It's literally the opposite for me. Where like if I'm
just standing somewhere and I'm just like feel a breeze
and it's just like a nice day or even just
a quiet, cold, brisk day and I have a moment
where I can just go.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
It's cool.

Speaker 4 (51:16):
It's good to be here.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
That's life.

Speaker 4 (51:18):
That's what does it for me.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
That's really cool, dude.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
See, I would have the same situation, but then I'm
thinking like, It's a breeze because someone just had opened
the door to come in.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
They're probably an active shooter.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
Okay, yes.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
I need to be thinking how to disarm them.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
I knew it. Here he goes. This is different, though.
I'm ready for an active shooter.

Speaker 4 (51:41):
Knock on wood.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
No, I'm more ready, dude.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
I think about it all week.

Speaker 4 (51:45):
I don't know if I'm ready, but if I go
to a public event somewhere, a parade or a gathering,
I am looking at rooftops and checking exits.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
Because it's 2026.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
And guess what?

Speaker 2 (51:59):
If you have a trench.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Coat, you're taking me down.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
I'm actively thinking how to take you out.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
I think you should just start sweep kicking people in
trench coats.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Or just like, hey, we've never met. Get in here, buddy.
What do we got? We don't wear these anymore. me. Uh,
I had a, my ex-girlfriend, uh, who you guys know, uh,
she once walked in on me in the bathroom. It
was after, uh, some school shooting. There's been so many,
but she caught me. I was in the bathroom doing this.

Speaker 4 (52:32):
Drawing schematics.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
Yeah. A little choke.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
What is that?

Speaker 3 (52:36):
That's a choke hold. I got a naked choke and
I was, I was in the mirror choking out I
had envisioned that I was hidden behind the classroom door
and the shooter came in and then I grabbed him
and choked him out and killed him and then like
made him so he wasn't breathing and maybe I killed

(52:57):
him maybe not maybe he's still alive but that's for
God to decide and she caught me.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
Is this why you and Kyle became friends because you
were like Keep your enemies closer. Oh. You were like,
if I befriend this guy, I could save everyone at OCC.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
He's problematic. Yes, it was after Sandy Hook. It was
after Sandy Hook. That is exactly right. I remember being Todd.
I must have told the story before because Todd is like,
I believe you did that after Sandy Hook. Yeah, it's
ringing a bell for sure.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
So, yeah, she caught me.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
She was pretty weirded out by that. I acknowledge that happened.
Oh yeah, I acknowledge Because.

Speaker 4 (53:34):
I get a lot of DMs that are like Well,
what's Adam's stance on it?

Speaker 3 (53:37):
Oh, really? I feel like I'm kind of an open
book On believing victims When it comes to that kind
of stuff Other stuff, not at all Other stuff, not
so much.

Speaker 6 (53:50):
That's a cool stance But that, yeah, totally Yeah, you
were super plandemic That was weird Oh well, fucking Wuhan
That's not even a place, dude Wuhan!

Speaker 2 (54:01):
It ain't a place.

Speaker 3 (54:04):
That ain't a place. Also, another thing that I wanted
to do for Bad Ideas Season 2, which we never
got to do.

Speaker 4 (54:11):
Go to Wuhan lab.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
I wanted to go to Wuhan, go to a wet market,
eat some bats.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
Really?

Speaker 4 (54:18):
Is it that they were serving bats or it's that
bats fly over the....

Speaker 6 (54:23):
No, no, no.

Speaker 4 (54:23):
They market and they shit on the open air food
and then it's.

Speaker 3 (54:27):
I think they were serving bad. I think it was.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
Yeah, I think they were eating.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
I almost ate bad on my honeymoon. Why?

Speaker 3 (54:32):
Might as well.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
I ran out.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
You had to look tough in some situation. You're like... Yeah,
your wife was like, this might be a bad idea.
What did I get myself into? You're like, I'm tough.

Speaker 4 (54:42):
I'm badass.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
No, we went.

Speaker 4 (54:44):
She doesn't give a fuck. She's like, don't eat bad.
But we went to an island called... It's like the
Seychelles Islands off the coast of Africa and they had
a restaurant that had like bat soup. And I'm like,
let's go there tonight. It's going down. I'm having bat
soup and we got there. And they were like, welcome.
I'm like, I'm here for the bat soup. And they
were like, hunky, we're out.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (55:07):
And I was like, yeah, actually where I'm from that
you can't, Never mind.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
Damn.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
And then our ride left us, and we had to
ride back with somebody from the kitchen to our hotel.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
So wait, had you heard that this bat soup— It
was unreal.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
I'm like, this honeymoon is awesome.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
Had you heard that it was really good because it
was sold out, or were you just like, bat soup,
I gotta do it?

Speaker 4 (55:27):
No, I just was like, we're here. Bat soup?

Speaker 2 (55:31):
See, I don't mind— Let's get it, gang.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
If you're in a place and everyone eats this thing— Daddy, chill.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
I will eat that thing.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
Yeah. No problems. Can we clip that, please? Can we
clip that?

Speaker 4 (55:44):
I will eat that thing.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
I will eat that thing. Well, when we were in
Peru and they were eating guinea pigs.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
Guinea pigs, yeah. And I was like, all right, I
guess we're eating guinea pig. Wait, you did? And then
Isaac was like, oh, no, guinea pig. And I'm like, well,
it's just what they eat here. They eat guinea pig.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Well, Isaac also had pet guinea pigs at the time.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
So I understand that. You don't want to like eat
your little homie.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
Why, dude?

Speaker 2 (56:08):
I mean, I grew up in Iowa.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
So did I. My uncles were farmers and shit. You
go up there and they have cows everywhere. There's pigs everywhere.
I eat cows and pigs.

Speaker 4 (56:19):
Wake up call. When you die, Blake, we're eating you.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
Come on, man. You may. Okay, now, for real, if
you were on a mountain and it's desolate. No, no,
we're like climbing Everest or some bullshit. And we're stuck.
We're stuck.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
And we have to eat each other. Would you guys
do it? Would you eat one of us?

Speaker 4 (56:44):
You have to do it.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
Are we like guaranteed? Well, I guess you wouldn't know. Well,
you don't know, but you're assuming. Can we cook it?

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Yeah, what is that process? Are you supposed to eat
your homies raw or are you like... I think you
air dry it, right?

Speaker 4 (56:59):
What are they called? Can you smoke it?

Speaker 2 (57:01):
You have to skin your homie.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
I feel like you're not doing a lot of smoking
and you don't have time to do like.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
You know how when they're there, they're like, it's 29 days.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
Yeah. Like when you have a steak at a fancy
steakhouse or whatever. You don't have time for that. You
have to just lop open some thigh meat and go
to town. But you can keep it on ice.

Speaker 4 (57:20):
You can keep it on ice, right? Isn't that the
whole concept of that movie, Alive? Where like they're just
keeping it on ice.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
Oh, it's frozen?

Speaker 2 (57:26):
So you suck on it like a popsicle?

Speaker 1 (57:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (57:30):
Or like you put it in the snow and then
you take it out, put it in the sun. And
then when it's thawed, you get to.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
Hmm.

Speaker 4 (57:36):
I feel like drinking the blood might be enough to satiate.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
Sustain you.

Speaker 6 (57:42):
Oh!

Speaker 3 (57:43):
Well, okay. So, oh, hear me out.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
If you didn't have, like, a knife or a utensil to, like,
to cut the flesh from the human, would you be
down to just kind of, like, bite through the limb?

Speaker 3 (57:59):
I mean, I guess, yeah.

Speaker 4 (58:00):
It's a survival, right?

Speaker 3 (58:01):
If you had to, yeah, yeah. That is so.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
But, I mean, Blake, you would die. I don't know
if I could get around to that.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
You would die. I mean, you're going to go up there.
You haven't eaten food in seven days. You're just eating, like, juices.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
And I'm doing great. I'm doing freaking great, dude. I
can survive.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
All I'm saying is you're dead, homie.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
I'm saying if you think you could place your teeth
around a human-like thigh while it's still attached and just
chomp down and start chewing.

Speaker 4 (58:29):
Blake, it's the instinct kick in.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
I'm not saying, yes, I agree. I'm not saying that's
a thing that I want to do. I haven't looked
at a person's thighs.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
And been like, let me gobble.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
But all I'm saying is if I'm going to die,
and you're already dead, Blake. You're dead.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
You're dead meat. You haven't eaten in seven days.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
You don't have the sustenance to keep going up this mountain.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
And then you're kaputs.

Speaker 3 (58:56):
Yeah, I'm done for. You're done. Okay. You're just an
ice block at this point. And then Durs and I
are looking at each other like, well, I guess... This
is after you guys have sucked each other's dick or what? No, no, no. Oh,
that's actually not a bad idea. Thank you. See, that's
why you need to keep me alive.

Speaker 4 (59:14):
So here's, do you, do you just eat your own
jizz for like protein shots?

Speaker 2 (59:20):
I don't think it counts because that was protein that
was in your own body.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
Everybody's coming.

Speaker 4 (59:24):
But if you give it to each other.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
But you can drink your own pee if you evaporate it.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
But then if you secrete.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
What if it's each other's genes? It's because you secreted
the protein yourself and then you give it to someone else.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
Then you just take their protein.

Speaker 4 (59:40):
No, but there has to be one.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
That's crazy, dude.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
I think Durr's found the life hack on him.

Speaker 4 (59:45):
No, no, no.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
I think that's worth. If you eat each other's.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
I know you want.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
That to be true, Blake, but... I'm dead. I'm dead.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Yeah, okay, well.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
See, I died before we had to make these decisions.
I think it's a worthy... I think it's a worthy conversation.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
I really do. I really do.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
And this is a conversation we're having over your dead,
naked body.

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
I told you, dude! We've already stripped you down, and
we're ready to gobble.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
And then quickly we go, well, we could eat each
other's jizz, but then you say, well, that would be.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Protein is leaving my body through the semen.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
And I give it to you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
And then if it leaves, so it's just, it's kind
of evening out.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
This is the way.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
And we've already stated that Ders actually jizzes more than
I jizz.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
Daddy chill. Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
That's already been, we've already talked about that at different episodes.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
So in fact, it wouldn't be fair. It wouldn't be fair.

Speaker 4 (01:00:39):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
For yours, really.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
So then we would have to gobble your fucking skin.

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
And bones body. So you would protest. You would protest.
And we both would be talking about how it would
have been better if one of us died first.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
Because there's just more meat.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
It would have sustained. There's more muscle. There's more meat.

Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
I love the idea of us getting stranded and being like, well,
let's just eat each other's jizz.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
And then.

Speaker 4 (01:01:07):
You know, we're like waiting for someone to die. But
then we're just like, all right, fuck it. Let's do it.
And we do that. And then we're like, all right, well,
I've had worse.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
Oh, well, you know, whatever. It's not bad. What do
you think, Blake?

Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
And Blake's just dead.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
Your boobs are huge.

Speaker 4 (01:01:22):
And we just ate jizz. And we could have just
waited just a few minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
Or we eat each other's jizz and then like a
Mountie comes around the corner and he's like, hey, are
you guys stranded?

Speaker 4 (01:01:33):
I'm from the Four Seasons right behind this tree.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
You didn't see the smoke or like you guys have
not been gone that long. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
And by the way, I love that I'm like, we're
next to a freeway. We're like, oh, shit.

Speaker 4 (01:01:48):
We had to eat each other's jizz and we were
this close to eating each other's bodies, which is so
much work.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
Oh, shit.

Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
I'd rather eat some butter.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
What the fuck are you guys doing over here?

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
Oh, shit. Oh, hey. We're saved. Oh, shit. There's like
a Red Bull flute talk happening right here.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
You just performed at the casino in Ontario.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
Huh. And wandered off. Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
Fair enough.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
But that was days ago, wasn't it?

Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
Just ended.

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
We just had to get out. Any take-backs? Any apologies?
Any epic slams here? Oh, that's a great question.

Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
I mean, there's a few things I would just take
back from the last, like, 90 seconds.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
Nah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
No, we got to stay by that. But then who
am I?

Speaker 4 (01:02:35):
Right, guys? Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
I would like to give another special shout-out.

Speaker 4 (01:02:41):
By the way, we're not giving flowers to Dreyfuss. No.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
There's no flowers there.

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
No, we like the guy, but no flowers.

Speaker 4 (01:02:47):
I'm suddenly overcome with fear.

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
Sorry, Blake.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Go ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
We wield a lot of power on this podcast.

Speaker 6 (01:02:53):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:02:54):
I'm getting Orson bad. We're not.

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
No flowers to him. No. Absolutely not. We like him.
Absolutely not. We refuse to give flowers. No.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
We got to be careful with our Goosebumps-esque fucking powers.

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
Superpowers. Yes. Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
I just wanted to re-shout out Material Void. Thank you
for hooking us up.

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
Very cool. These are super sick, dude. Very cool.

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
Game Over Man VHS.

Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
And it's crispy, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
It's crispy.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
It's crispy.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
That'll go right by my copy of Houseguest.

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
I want to rewatch Game Over Man. It's been since
the premiere, I think. Only on Netflix. Check it out
on Netflix.

Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
Hey, everyone listening, will you guys just start watching it
on your phone and just set your phone down? Let's
get like a weird bump of ratings for.

Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
Game Over Man. On loop.

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
And I would like to.

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
We've recently dug into the analytics to the podcast. A
lot of podcasts, they're better at this kind of stuff.
And they dig into the analytics early on and figure
out how to get more listeners and more viewers. We
have never done that. And only within the last week
were we like, Isaac, can we see those numbers? And

(01:04:06):
he's like, I give them to you.

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
He's never given them to us.

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
Getting radical. But we finally looked at.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
We get dope numbers. We get really good numbers.

Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
I want to say thank you to TII Nation for
checking us out both on Netflix and wherever you get
your podcasts because it means a lot to us.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
And I just want to say thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
It's pretty fucking radical. That shit's important. And Todd, clip that.

Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
Let's make that a clip. We got to let people
know we appreciate them.

Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
We really do. We really do.

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
And if you appreciate us, we appreciate you. We'll see
you at Niagara Falls.

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
Oh, my God. Appreciate you. Appreciate you.

Speaker 4 (01:04:43):
My mom's favorite.

Speaker 3 (01:04:43):
Appreciate you. Appreciate you. All right.

Speaker 4 (01:04:47):
And that's another episode.

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
I'm excited to go. I'm excited to go, too. I'm
excited to go over the falls. Here we go, baby.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
And that's another episode of.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
This is Important.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
That shit's important. Kumbaya. And I'm feeling good.