The Best Of 2025 Part 1

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically
crucially important.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Let's go, Blake. We just found out we've known you
more than half of our lives.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Huh upwards of twenty years.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yeah, more than twenty years. And we just found out
that you have a dog.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Scary. Yeah, you own a dog. You're a dog owner.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
Yes, I've had a dog for yeah, close to like,
I don't know, six six seven years.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Now, you've had a dog for six or seven six
seven years.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
You've never we've talked about dogs all the time. You
never second, you've never mentioned that you have a dog.
That's such a crazy.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Wait a second, six seven years? Maybe yeah, right around there?
Maybe hang on, is this a Blake Anderson six seven
years or is this like a legit actual two or
three years? Well, now I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Trying to calculate how long I've been with Zam, but yeah,
ever since you moved.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
So this is a Sam dog.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
I didn't choose this dog. This dog was bestowed upon me.
It was a package deal. Plymouth rocks exactly, thank you.
And uh, yeah, so I don't really claim the dog
because I didn't pick the dog.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
I didn't choose the dog my dog. But I seems
like you hate this dog. Do you like this dog?
I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't love the dog. Okay,
what are we talking? We're talking about? Is this a rescue?
This is a purebread? Is this something I would approve of?

Speaker 2 (01:38):
So that's why that's why you don't claim the dog?
Is you you?

Speaker 3 (01:41):
You? There's some animosity, to.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
Be fair, I love dogs. Dogs are rat but I'm
not really I'm not a super pet guy. I'm not
really into pet.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Do all dogs go to heaven in your opinion?

Speaker 4 (01:55):
I don't think they do. I don't think this one
is going to heaven. It's kind of a demon dog.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Is it kind of a shit dog? Or what's the deal?
Why don't you love this dog?

Speaker 4 (02:05):
It's just a really complex it's a very complex dog.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
I don't want to ship talk on this dog. It's
just in case, damn list.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
We didn't ask you to ship on the dog. We
just wondered why we had never heard of the dog.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah, we're just asking some questions about the dog. We
didn't know that this dog existed. The fact that you've
lived this dog has been in your house that you
own for six or seven years. I think he said
seven or eight years.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Oh no, I don't think it's eight years. And by
the way, I don't even want to come at you
with this hard like today. I rolled into this episode
being like, I feel like we've been riding Blake. Yeah, yeah,
too hard. Guys.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
You know you've been giving it to me. I'm getting
eye fall towered by you bros.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Every week. Well that's kind of fun. If I can
remember to make an apology later. Well, if I can remember.
But I've been like, whoa, we ride this guy kind
of hard, and today I'm like, let's let's ease off
the brakes. And then I found out you have a
dog you've never talked about.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
The only reason we ride this guy hard is because
it's it's stuff like this.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
It's stuff exactly like.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
This, where he'll just casually drop that he owns a
dog that has lives with him for six seven years.
We talk about dogs kind of often. I'd say, it's
a topic that comes up on the on the podcast.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
It's a dog heavy positive dog.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
It is pretty I know, and I and I have
to really hold my tongue when what kind of dog?
Some kind of like poot, it's like a poodle something.
It's a little guy.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Who I see, I see why you don't love it?
Like a like a mixed breed. I believe it has
one or yeah, like two two breeds to it. That's
a mix. Yeah, okay, that's a mix. That's a poodle.
Do you walk this dog? Ever? I have I have?
Do you have to? I mean, what size ships? Does
this dog ship? Very little, very tiny ships. It's a

(03:53):
it's a small dog. It's just and it doesn't shed.
Does it shed? No? No? Well, what's not to like
about this dog? Just kind of mean? Little mean? Is
the little nippy? Is it in charge? I know? But
you know what, she has some real fight to herself.
I appreciate charge. Not in charge. It's not in charge.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
I've tried to check this dog before and she doesn't
back down.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
She's very feisty, and I like the whole thing is
you are not supposed to back down. They don't back
down until you don't back down. Have you seen Caesar
mylam I have this dude just lets dogs bite them
and then looks at them like this doesn't hurt. Yeah,
even though you know he's in pain. Who is that?
Is that the Dog Whisperer?

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Yes, which that show is great, Like he takes down
some really scary little dog, but he gets bitten.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
He does, and then just doesn't act like it. Yeah,
and he like and then the dog is like, like,
what the fuck? Why isn't the so you need to
fight this dog? A lah Carrie Bucy surviving the game
speech Okay, okay, fair enough. I don't know, should be
a whole SoundBite on its own. Just hit play, let
it run. We could pull it up.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
So Blake dropped that bomb on us where it's almost
a friendship betrayal that we didn't know yet a dog,
and I was pretty but I felt betrayed there. Okay,
But then also he dropped a little bit of a
bomb that he was saying that he wants to get
his butthole fingered.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
We're the three best friends right before you jumped on
the podcast. I didn't say I want to get my butthole.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Before I got on, before you got on, because we
were waiting a little bit for you.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
You're stuck in traffic or whatever. I was, Yeah, I'm
sorry about that.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yeah, And so we're waiting just kind of in the
Zoom lobby, just chilling, and Blake kind of out of
nowhere said that he wants to get his butthole fingered.
The thing about when tragedy strikes, if you joke about it,
a lot of people think that that that that would
be helpful.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
To get through. But then some people don't think that.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
And are those people idiots and assholes sometimes okay?

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Sometimes okay?

Speaker 2 (06:05):
And are those people maybe dealing with trauma and they
should get better help?

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Possibly okay, possibly, nice nice segue.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
The funniest part was he had microphones in the crowd,
so you heard like, uh ah, yeah, we love you Jamie.
There was probably fifteen hundred I Love you Jamie's.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
But that's why he got nominated, because everyone else is
like not doing that. He kind of, I think broke
down a wall. Yeah, that's you know, that's mind blowing. Yeah,
I kind of. I wish you knew stand up better, Adam. Yeah, yeah,
you know, maybe you're too entrenched in it is the
problem my voice from the outside, it's the entrenchment of

(06:47):
at all. You gotta come up for air. I think
you're angry that you never miked up people that say amen, praise,
being like, hey, do you want to get another order
of nachos? Or yeah? It was like, I wonder if
the part if I if I put a.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Microphon ut in the crowd at one of my shows,
he'd be, Hey, would he make fun of me if
I left and took a ship?

Speaker 3 (07:05):
I think I could take a ship. That guy just
in the plant for shit in the planet. Do you
think the bar is still open? I'm gonna go grab
my vape bin from the car. Yeah, I'm gonna go outside.
Why wasn't he in Pitch Perfect three? What the hell's
going on here? What the hell? I thought this was
Adam Levine? Did he die? Wait? I'm googling it. Hey, Siri,
did Bumper die and Pitch Perfect two? Or what? Hon? Oh?

Speaker 4 (07:29):
He Bumper and Berlin? Is he dies in battle? I
think wasn't that's true?

Speaker 3 (07:34):
I forgot about that. Yeah, because Bumper and Berlin takes
place in the forties. Yeah, you watched you watch the
whole series. The backdrop is World War two. Bumper was
like Hitler's number two guy. Uh huh, and the whole
thing is about fighting to be number one guy.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
No, he was fighting on the side. He's fighting on
the side of the Americans. No, he's an American soldier.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Oh, Blake didn't watch it.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
I think you guys are gonna need to take a
minute and revisit the instant classic that was Peacock original
Bumper in Berlin.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
I know it, well, okay.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
Bumper in Berlin is about him getting in a time machine.
He's a US spy. He infiltrates Hitler's army.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Oh well he's no, he's a dancer that was recruited
Dan singer and singer and singer, yep and singer.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
But he ends up assassinating Hitler at the end. And no,
Season two was a cliffhanger.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
No, no, no, no, no, no. Hitler turns him into
an assassin. It's a it's kind of like a remake
of Apocalypse. Now we're sent to go and assassinate him,
and he's like, well, this guy kind of knows what
he's talking about. Huh okay, And then I can't remember, well,
tune in. Well, good, so we we put we put
that to us. So you guys, you guys.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Did watch it's yes, yes, yeah, yeah, good. It's on
Peacock and it is It is a great watch.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
It is really good.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Ruined my body and I have had spasms and multiple
surgeries since, so try to get back. But for Berlin
fucking disaster, my guy.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
There's a there's a time frame within which you can
do jazz splits at him. Yeah without stretching. Yeah, you know, Yeah,
I should have stretched a little more than I did. Yeah,
which was none, because do you stretch? Yeah, that's a
great question. I used to I used to do.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
I always said, I'm exactly like the athletic ability of
Brett Farv where you look at him and you're like,
he can't he shouldn't be able to do this. Look
at that guy like limber, like lumbering out there. It
just doesn't seem like he's got it. And then you
see that mad scramble baby, and he has all the
moves and he wouldn't stretch. He would do a one

(09:42):
pull his leg back, two pull his leg back, touch
his pose.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
That's his stretch. And that is more than I did. Yeah,
it's science, okay, because I do remember Adam had and
this is kind of like Lasadaisical. He kind of like
a point of pride, where like if people were like, well,
stretch flexible, you would touch your toes really easily. Yes,
that is true. I can't. I can't still do that,
I know. But it was like a thing that you

(10:06):
would do to be like check this out.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yeah, at parties, hands palms, palms to the floor.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
We would be at the Hollywood aprov you would be
showing everybody how you touch your toes.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
It was it was cool, it's a party. But that
wasn't because you stretched all the time.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
That is just I'm my hamstrings are freakishly flexible, and
then other parts of my body are not flexible at all.
And maybe the actually that is what they're telling me
why my body has fallen apart. Is that what is
that I'm hyper flexible in some ways and wildly too
tight in others, and I finally just sort of snapped.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Ah sucks, but just kind of like you you in
real life too. You're a flexible guy, but they're uptight
in some other areas and then you snap every time, like.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
What Blake named three ways I'm up tight? Blake, please, yeah,
I like this.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
Right now, you're jumping down my throat with any sort
of criticism, already regretting it.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
Look at you go, man, Come on, okay, there you
go is it being up tight? Blake? Oh, please explain?

Speaker 4 (11:15):
Here he goes, Here, he goes, please explain, I'm up tight, Blake.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
I don't know, brother, you tell me. Man a little
wound tight right now? Okay, I'm not I'm not pretty.
Chill okay, chill guy. Yeah, you know, I played that
song for my son the other day. Fucking loved it

(11:42):
really Okay, yeah, oh just the hits for moving.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
He was doing that like a little kid dance where
you just sort of hump ship.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Hump ship. That song came on. I was doing like
not press photos, but like photos for Monarch the other day,
Like what is the full name of Monarch mine legend.
It's a Monarch, Legacy of Monsters Legacy, Yes, legacy. And
we're doing photos for like billboards and like thumbnails and

(12:11):
all that kind of stuff and that, and the guy
is like, okay, so like I want to see you know,
Bill Randa's journey in your eyes this season. And then
it's like and I'm like nay, yeah, And if you're
watching YouTube, you got that one. You knew what just happened,

(12:32):
and maybe you didn't, maybe not, but it's it's just
such a good vibe it's a good vibe it' and
I like that we've claimed it. And do you guys
know the chevy Chase video.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Yeah, oh yeah, the music video is all time is
chevy Chase singing this song.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
When I was a kid, I thought it was a
chevy Chase song. He was Paul Simon exactly.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
I didn't know. I didn't know as a Paul Simon song.
I just saw the video. You know that song came
out when yeah, like very very young, and I was
just like, oh, chevy Chase from the movies down, very
talented singer, songwriter.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
This guy does it all. But you know that he
is a talented musician. And he was in Steely Dan.
I think fake news.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
Chevy Chase was in Steely Dan. I've never heard that before.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Todd or Isaac. You're about to jump in here so hard,
I've never heard that. I'm pretty sure chevy Chase was
in Steely Dan and then he left. He was the
drummer before they formed Steely Dan. Then he went to Lemming.
So chevy Chase was just up in the midst dude.
He was a player, and that's why I think he's

(13:42):
he's fallen off. So hard is he kind of had
everything well, and I think he's a dickhead. Yeah, I know.
But what I'm gonna explain about is dickhead, miss is
that I think a.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Lot of relate to dickheads and it really has to
stand up for them.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
Yeah, dick head to dickhead. It's like entering the mind
of a serial killer.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Because this is somebody who I watched growing up and
it was like automatically amazing and everything, and then there
was a little bit like a fall off, and it
was a social falloff that people just weren't driving with.
But I also understand like his humor is like combative
and like aggressive and like put downy, because I think

(14:24):
he wants people to do the same thing to him
so he can like that. I mean, even in the
New SML movie, he was going like toe to toe
with like Milton Burrow until Milton pulled.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Out his huge cock in front of Sidney Crawford his daughter.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
Huge. Yes, he did. That's cool.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
I've only watched that part of the movie, and I
watched that like.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
And I do want to circle back to that movie.
But I think that everything came pretty natural to him
and it didn't to other people. And like he never
developed the same kind of like human understanding because he's
like what this is You can't just play the drums,
like what are you a fucking like? What fuck? Or
he was just a fucking asshole? Who I know? But

(15:09):
why why was he an asshole? People aren't just born assholes.
Why was he an asshole? Well? Probably his father. Probably
his father was a dick. I mean, maybe his dad
was an asshole. And that's what I'm gonna go with. Yeah,
that's usually the case.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Like someone's dad is a total asshole and they're like, oh,
that's how you are is.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
But then people in his inner circle seem to really
like him. So what's the who who? Yeah, who's like
Fivy take the lorde Michaels and like the Paul Simon's
and like all these people in their asshole Paul asshole
make you. Isn't he notoriously an asshole as well? I
don't know. I didn't know that. I thought Paul Simon
was like the poster child for like the fucking nice guy. Yeah,

(15:47):
the love movement of the sixties or whatever.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Hey, you could be fucking and still be an asshole.
That's projecting that. Yeah, that's projecting, that's overcompensation.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
That's all I'm talking about. Fucking Yes, you are the
love as you are, bitch, What do you mean the
love movement? I'm gonna come. I think that's fucking I'm
talking like the kindness and like the hippie what do
you think it's hugging. Hippies were fucking DERs. You're not
into sex, you're not into making love.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
The only reason anyone was a hippie, it wasn't because
they didn't want to watch their from pits. It was
because I'm listening of the time. They wanted too fun
and they're like, okay.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
That's just the way it's.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
It's free love. Everyone is just a little cuddle puddle
and you can just dive in with a hard dick.
Yeah right, yeah, that's why they did it.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
See the water trash and avoid the draft. Thank you.
And so Paul Simon the post a child of the
horny movement. Essentially what we're saying, cowards who don't go
to war. No one's hornier. And that's why Garfunkle was like,
I'm out, Yeah, you're too horny. You're too horny. Yes, yeah,
he's problematic. I think so like Garfunkel is a name

(16:57):
he made up. Actually, they meant fucking I'm about to
go garfy he said, you know what, fine, you fine go,
I'm gonna be right here doing this.

Speaker 5 (17:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
Anyway, if there's if there's any song that's made for fucking,
it's that. It's that. Dude. You know how hard you
can fuck to that? Yeah, it's so hard you can
fuck to this song? Oh man, this is something like

(17:30):
American psychcho Patrick Bateman music.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yes, well, you know, if if you put that song
on old Blast in the midst of.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
A fucking session, Yeah, and she doesn't leave, it's a
freak off your you marry her? Oh? Yes, she's the one,
She's the best.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
If she doesn't leave, if she doesn't hit it, what
does it say if if she does leave? Wait what wait?
I love that during sex? Or yes, she doesn't just
go you know what? Alright, I'm out. I got pack
it up, brother, because that song, I mean, if we're
being real, I'm a head out insane is an insane
song to fuck to actually actually stop stop sucking. Adam's

(18:14):
like the bit I'm not I can't, I won't, I won't.
Let's get real about this. This is important. This is
because it is an insane song.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
I have sex too and hold up sorry like fuck
too to fuck do stop sucking Meg. I feel like
if you put that song on, I would say ninety
eight percent.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Of women would go, where's my clothes? I'm leaving. This
is insane. I'm a head up out of here. I'm
out of here now.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
If one girl's like she's backing up into it to
the beat of that song, You're like, let's get married.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
You're you're cool man. You just described every woman at
uc BAT who's like, Okay, I get the bit. Okay,
So the bit is we're fucking to this goofy song.
Hang on, is this thing on? Yeah? Mary, welcome to
Chevy Chase Chemvy Chase's. Is this is this thing on? Huh? Yeah, Adam,
I'm glad we unpacked that. I'm glad we paused the

(19:08):
bit because sometimes the bits goes a little too far.
It's a bit much and this a bit much. Thank
you for saying that. Yes, point here you go.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Speaking of people we call friends, we we hung out
with the people that we call a friend, uh, or
we called a friend.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
I would say we still call him a friend. For
his birthday.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Oh and none other than Kyle.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
He's alive, dude, He's alive. To be clear, it was
a bit. It was the whole lunch was a bit. Yeah.
It was like a three hour long bit. We were like, hey,
can we take you out to lunch for your birthday?
And then he said yes, dude. I was like, whoa, yeah,
that sounds awesome, and we're like, yeah, okay, like don't worry, like,
we'll pick a vegan restaurant, and like we went to

(20:08):
a vegan yeah, and we'll pay for it. We paid
for it.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
The worst part about that bit was that we picked
a vegan restaurant. We got there and then he's and
then he said, you know, I eat meat, right, And
then we could have went to literally any other restaurant,
because I don't know if this was just my body
who's never eaten anything vegan.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
Sure, Oh, I think I know where this is going.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
The worst diarrhea, dude, the worst diarrhea.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
And my on the way back home, my guts were
my little rumble in the bronx, little rumble in my tumble.
I'm gonna be honest, I love that restaurant.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
I also immediately immediately got the farts and some diary
came out that's Vegan.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Well, me too, and I had a two hour drive
home and then I had to go right to physical therapy.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
A lot of stretching, were a lot of a.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
Lot of a woman bending my leg as my asshole
is merged in the sky, just doing just doing this.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
Cresting.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Uh no, there was no cresting. That's my body work
crest or whatever. That was my bodywork. Guy who uh
who doesn't quite breach the crest.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
Can you imagine holding in diarrhea and getting the crest
like touch whatever? The three finger special? Do you have
to go? Hey man, not today because I ate Vega
everywhere you have to write or do? Yeah, I probably would.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
We're close enough now after he's felt my hard cock
smack him in the arm.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
And Jesus, sure fucking disaster. My god.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Well, I told you guys that I told you that
I got a boner and it was smacking around and I.

Speaker 4 (21:54):
Know it's still shock yet this is a podcast still shocking.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
Yeah, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, dude. I'm very casual.
I didn't like it. I loved it. Hot, hot, hot, hot,
still shocking. Here brother, have you ever heard of TMI.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Yeah, but it wasn't that. It was my physical therapist.
It's a totally different thing. There's no breaching of crests
or nearing the breach. Okay, so that's a bummer. The
crust is not, but it's a lot of stretching. And
the the vegan food, dude, that ship is first of all,
it's not as good, not hands down, I think you

(22:30):
have to also agree not as tasting if we're just
talking about I know, maybe health, but also I've read
that also.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
It's not healthy. A lot of the vegan food. Okay,
all right, go off my fitness pal. There's a lot
of like faux creamy green, like I just feel like
it's very it's a lot of fake shit, a lot
of saucyness that doesn't seem like it's very good for
you that they add in.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Okay, Yeah, they're just they're just whipping up some some
nasty shit that that then they they use chemicals to
taste more delicious.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
Right, when's the last time you guys dust it off
like an old vintage porn because those are those are awesome,
like seventies pornos.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
No, you can I just okay, so just real quick,
like dust it off or like typed in retro? Yeah, sure, yeah,
I don't know. Once a year I type in retro
dust it off? No you wait?

Speaker 2 (23:27):
And also neither and also by a vh VHS player, Yeah,
a VCR put in like an old tape from underneath,
like your dad's bed, and like let it ride.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Blake, you're famous, you know that right? Why what does
that have to do with anything? Where are you going
to these places where you need to dust off tapes?
You know that they go? Well, Blake Anderson is here here,
I'm gonna text everyone I know tweet about it. Uh
here again TM Sizzle will be out side. He's here

(24:01):
for the third time today. Yeah, I mean do those
places still exist? I haven't gone on a road trip
in so long. They do because of relationships, you know,
where people like sure, Todd, how are you good? Did
you guys get my videos in? You know that we did? Oh? Sure,
yeah we got. They don't want to let down the
local community. It's a community. Yeah. Wow, that's true. I

(24:24):
can feel that Janet died.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Well it was for a while because we when we
would go to that hunting trip there we go. There
was no seltzer, so no internet out there. For the
longest time. It was very hard to get it was
super it was super spotty.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
To make your own pornos, I get it. And you
couldn't watch the pornos. Sure that sucks.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
But in the last five or six years, suddenly lightning
lightning speed. Now all those rural areas are now able
to get their pornos. So the little porn barn down.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
The way extinct.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
It's oh my god, yeah, extinct. It's it's mad dusty.
You'd have to dust everything off.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
Yeah, type retro. That's too bad. It is too bad. Yeah,
it's a bummer. I mean, this is like those someone
just got like a starlink to a village and the
village got porno or they got phones or something, and
then within like two weeks, the entire village of the
dudes in the village, we're all just walking around watching porno. Yeah,

(25:25):
like all day.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Oh yeah, isn't that just like kind of like a
yep telling.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Yeah, it's like a yuh huh. Yeah. Man, that's the
biggest uh huh I've ever heard in my life. Imagine
you live in a village. I'm I'm there. Now, you've
never seen any other women but the women in your village,
and you're related to a lot of them. Like I'm
dressed as a construction worker. Different village, not the village people.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Different on now, come on, I'm a biker in assless
leather chaps.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
Yeah, differently, different bucket. And you've never seen anyone outside
of this village. Suddenly you can see every woman, imaginable,
every color and creed, all walks, red white, I mean shows.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
Yeah, absolutely, and you could see and they're they're working
at a lemonade stand.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
And remember the first I mean it's I'm sure just
shocks would shock them.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
You've got the floor, Adam, You've got the floor. You're
getting emotional, and you're getting the first time I remember
seeing a naked woman. Adam picked up the microphone. He's
holding his heart. Yeah, first time I remember seeing a
naked woman. I opened it. What was your mom doing?
It wasn't my mom. It wasn't my mom.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
First time outside, and I'm sure I saw my mom,
but outside of my mom, she had no last sing impact.
I was waiting for my mom to pay for something,
and I there was a porn a rack right, here.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
It was a shitty gas station.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
And I'm standing there. Yeah, and I grabbed him. So
your mom was there, Yeah, my mom was right there.
I didn't know what I was grabbing. I just grabbed
a magazine and I opened it up and there was
a woman and she was holding her tit. She had
like a big, big tit and she had him like
cropped up on her arm like this, and they're flopped

(27:24):
over shit like a like a falcon. Yes, she was
resting her tits on her arm like much like a
falcon ghost face killing arm.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
And yeah, okay, it's the way.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Stopped me dead in my tracks. Like I had a
hard time breathing. I was so excited, like, and I
was young. I probably was seven or eight, monster, I
was like a little kid, and it just.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
The possibilities of the world have just shattered, shifted, completely
annihilated your reality. Oh my god, your boobs are huge.
I could honestly cry thinking about it. That's wild. Yeah.
I think that that answers almost everything, but yeah, about
your entire career. Yeah, I mean, if that makes you
missed it, I go, well, uh huh, wow, that's another

(28:05):
uh huh. It was beautiful, dude, it was beautiful.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
The female body is absolutely falconer, absolutely incredible and hot, hot, hot.
I'm excited for these villagers to get to send it,
to get to see it for the first still going
to send it in a real way, in a real way.
How many calories are in babies? Kyle wants to know
something like that.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
Oh, that's a good one. Yeah, that's a good one.
It's a very good Kyle's still not back done with
the Movie's still not back.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Uh. Maybe he's in the basement. We're not saying if
he is or isn't. But it's possible he's not here.
Possible he's uh eating come in the Getty Center.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
He might be dealing with he might be dealing with
the fires from northern California. Yeah, yeah, No, he's Northern California,
so he isn't. So, but we don't know where he is.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
We think he may or may not be in the
Getty set or in the basement on the twelfth layer
eating Come. He didn't even he couldn't be the one
to donate the com for all the workers, right, but
he said, no, sign me up.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
I want to eat. I want to gobble.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
Ladies and gentlemen, we have to give the ultimate flowers.
We have to give an ultimate shout out to none
other than our co star, our friend Wayman Lee Women
did pass away December eighteenth.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
His funeral was last Saturday. What a bummer.

Speaker 4 (29:32):
It was a bummer when we when we when we
first got that news, it was yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
Yeah, that really. I mean we've talked about it a
little bit on the pod, right have we not? I
don't think we've even approached it. That was all off pod.
That was all off pod.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
It was It was truly devastating. I was actually talking
with our what what was he on Workholics? Was he
a upm on Workaholics.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
Or not quite yet?

Speaker 2 (29:57):
He was a still first assistant Michael Vano's talking about
with MIKEE. Lovano's and when it happened, when we both
got the news and I delivered the news to him,
and it was I mean, it was such a gut
punch to hear man because he really was. I mean,
we were talking about we're gonna talk We're gonna do
a cruise, right, That's the plan is for us to

(30:19):
do a this is important cruise and the plan is
to get a bunch of cast members from workaholics and
do do some fun ship.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
And I was like, dude, if we can get Wayman
to give him a free vacation, give him a little money,
and Diane to and Diane his wife, his wife to
come and party with us, and I mean what, he
would be a goddamn star, a superstar, yes man.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
Yeah. Uh. And and you know he's in regular heaven.
He's in regular heaven now. A true bummer because the
thing like, we didn't let him talk on the show.
By the way, I love how I go. He didn't
talk on the show, and then people were just like,
up my ass. You talked in the final episode at
the very end. Congratulations, guys think it was a second
to the last episode. But yeah, he's right, he gave

(31:07):
a hell of a monologue. But my point being was
that this dude was a chatterbox and like always had
like advice and like had like little pointers about life
and stuff. And you know, when you're twenty and you're
running around you got all sorts of stuff on your mind,
you're maybe not listening as much as you should. Looking back,

(31:27):
you're like, oh, like this dude had sage wisdom, and
we just had too much machismo.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
You know, we're running around with all this machiesmo and
he has sage wisdom. Yes, yes, yes, when I did
that Funnier Die video with I mean Polycharge, but with
sleepy Joe Biden.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
This was in God you said sleepy ye, I think
you charged it. I know it was charged. It was
just regular nothing. But he wasn't sleepy during this time.
He was awake, very awake by the okay, and he
was fucking great. Dude. We walk into this it's like
a party scene.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
It's a Funnier Die video that we shot together, and
it was sick, dude.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
It actually was so cool and no wonder go ahead.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
They took me to the I'm in the White House
and he's like, hey, you want to meet Barry and
I'm like, yeah, yeah, absolutely, Brock and uh Barry and
Barry was just sits. And then we go to the
Oval office and we're standing outside and they are like, oh,

(32:35):
he just got on a call. It'll be like twenty
thirty minutes. Can you guys wait, and we don't have time,
and I'm like fuck So anyway, so we're shooting this
video and we're there.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
Barry's Brock. Yeah, Barck. Oh, uh got it, Okay, got it. Okay,
you're really bad, like Blake said, really bad with this.
So we are there shooting this video.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
There's like fifty people, like forty fifty people like extras
crew members. He goes around, introduces himself, meets everybody, knows
everyone's name, finds a little fact about them, like, uh,
Blake's you know, like he meets Blake. Blake's nervous air.
So he says, so he says, he skates boards and then.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
Boards us skates boards. I skates boards, skates boards, skateboard.

Speaker 4 (33:27):
Yeah, okay, poser Blake, gotcha you skates board, moving off
with words Blake.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
So he then, upon leaving, went through everyone and said goodbye,
you know, said the little factoid back to them like
he was how he remembered everyone. That was the same
day that my dad hung up on Joe Biden, whooped.
I was like, hey, my dad voted for you and Barack.

(33:56):
Uh he's a sorry, PolyChar but my dad did.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
And h and by the way, has a bit as
a bit No.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
By the way, my dad he won't shut up about
it still to this day, so you know, he's he
keeps it poly charge I love it. I'm like, would
you mind if I called my dad real quick and
you talked to him?

Speaker 3 (34:15):
And he's like, of course, is he cool? So I
called him. I'm like, Dad, I have someone here that'd
like to say hello to you. And he's like, hi, Dentnis,
this is Vice President Joe Biden. I hear you, guys.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
You voted for me. I just want to say thank
you for your vote. And my dad goes bullshit and
hangs up the phone fucking hung up on monster goodbye.
And he's like, he just said bullshit and hung up
the phone. And then he was like, that's hilarious. Hands
me with my phone back, and then he was whisked
away goodbye, and and it was just in the wind

(34:47):
and was gone, and I'm, you know, never going to
see this guy ever again. And then I called my
dad back later, like what the fuck, dude, you just
hung up on the Vice president And he was like, oh.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
That wasn't one of your friends doing it Joe Biden impression.
I'm like, yeah, Dad, Yeah, Dad, classic, Yeah Dad.

Speaker 4 (35:06):
Even though I talked to you yesterday, you knew I
was going.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
He knew I was going to the White House to
do a video with Joe Biden. It still is such
an insane thing. It was such an insane thing. Also
to hang up, Yeah, he says it was a connection
issue with his car.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
He was like, cut out.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
I didn't hang up and cut out, And I'm like, sure, okay, sure, okay,
But then why did you say bullshit?

Speaker 3 (35:34):
He goes, because I thought it was bullshit, And I'm like, well, well,
yeah right. I feel like that single handily might have
kind of destroyed Biden's brain and confidence and all that
kind of stuff. And yeah, he was taken down a peg.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
I bet as a vice president, a lot of people
aren't saying bullshit, you know, directly to him.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
You know, I'm glad, I'm glad he called him out,
but in a way like that butterfly, the butterfly effect
of that call, and as far as I can see,
it might have caused the fires. Yeah, it could have been.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
And and like, essentially him saying bullshit was like, what's
with Hunter's laptop?

Speaker 3 (36:13):
You know, essentially exactly that's kind of what say that bullshit? Okay?

Speaker 2 (36:18):
And what is with the laptop? I don't even know
politics enough to know I've never ever read the fine
print on the laptop.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
On what the laptop? They're like, what's with the laptop?
I'm like, yeah, dude, what is it? What is it?
A PC? Like, what is itbody's laptop? I don't want
to people like I want to see laptop very well.
I want to see everybody's laptop, anybody's office. I want
to see the laptops. Not good dude, by the way,
I don't.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
I don't want to see any of your laptops because
I know the first thing I'm going to put in
on your you know, your website, I'm just gonna I'm gonna,
I'm gonna go corn Hub and then look at the
search and then I know way too much about you
that I know way too much about you and Adam.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
What's the deal breaker?

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Blake is all just piss and bukocky VIDs.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
You know, I don't want to I don't want to
know your your weird kinks. I don't think piss is
that weird. Okay, I know we've I know we've talked
about not king shaming yep, but that makes sense. But
what's going on? Who's looking for the piss? Who's looking
for Blake?

Speaker 4 (37:25):
You said you said he doesn't I don't think it's
that weird. I don't engage in pee play, but I don't.
I don't think it's that weird.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
You don't think it's that weird. It's just pee. Squirt
is pe, I know, but what's it's just pe? Then
it's just pooh, it's it's just it's just it's just No.

Speaker 4 (37:48):
I think that pee is by far the least defensive
of those kinks. Like if you're into blood play, that's
that's a little weird to me. And then poo poo
is stinky.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
So okay, all right, Blake, I was right on the money, dude,
So on the money, dude.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
But this is my point. Blood play is a little weird.
But why why isn't p not weird? This is crisp.

Speaker 4 (38:16):
I don't, dude, I'm just staying I know.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
But why do you even like to Why are you
even defending it? Dude?

Speaker 2 (38:25):
I was like, you bring up the porn hub, you
look at the search, you really know about a person,
And then I put pin Blake as a joke.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
Adam, I don't want to No, no, I'm not. I'm
not a pea guy. I'm not saying you are. But
the way that you're going, that's fine. It makes me go,
But what about it is desirable? Blake, stand up, stand
up for your choices. I think it I think I

(39:00):
don't know.

Speaker 4 (39:01):
Some people get off on like, uh, degret, degregating, degrade
your people, and maybe it's a form of of of degradation.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
Maybe. Yeah, I think in some cases I think it is.
I think it's someone.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
Yeah, well, but I think there's a there's there's, of
course two ways. There's the person who likes to pee
on people, and then there's a person who likes to
get peed on.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
Yeah. People used to throw around hose real casually in
the nineties. Yeah, Now what does hose? What do hose mean? Like?
What does hoe mean? Like hooker? Okay, go off? Oh
does it mean hooker? Or does it mean just like
a loose a loose lady? No, it means a hooker? Okay,
does it? Yeah? I thought it was horror. Yeah, and

(39:48):
then they they took the hoe out of the horror.
I'm sorry. I love how someone goes horror. Yeah, hooker horror?

Speaker 2 (39:53):
It's does horror mean hooker? I thought a war meant
was like the same thing as slut.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
No, horror is somebody who s fucks for money? Oh,
they all are. They all are the same thing, and
you know, like the technicalities of it. No, I don't
think so. I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
I think they all all the words mean different things,
like like how words work.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
It spawned from pimp culture, you guys, what's that? It
all spawned from pimp culture? Sure?

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Yeah, I like how after we kind of walked it out,
Isaac just wrote in the group chat.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
Or or.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
What do we do if we're not getting freaking hand
grenade fucking dakery towers.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
I mean, it's a beautiful city. We can walk around.
I mean, let's let's get right. We are going to
party pretty hard.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Yeah, brother, I am gonna have to pick my spots
because my body, it is alcohol. Alcohol does make me
spasm out, darn it, and it sucks, darn it. And
that then makes my muscles so tied it hurts to
walk and stay and in mood.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
What a bummer, darn it. So am I gonna stop?
Never can't. That's why I can't, actually can't.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
But I I'm gonna have to. I'm gonna have to
watch it. I'm gonna have to mix in some waters.
That's that's the new thing. That's the new thing that
I'm really trying. I'm like, for every drink, a drinking
of water, a drinking of water, that's too much, that's.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
That is a lot. You're gonna be going peep a lot, right,
I would say, every two drinks, chug of water. Just
do whiskey waters. Every two drinks.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
Okay, so doctor said one for one, you've slid it over.
For two for one a little bit little.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
Yeah, two drinks sip of water. Yeah, no, dude, I'll
pound of water. If you give a water to someone else,
that counts. Yeah, it's just being in the press. I'm
not afraid to drink a lot of water, dude, I'm
gonna be. It sounds like you are. It sounds like
you're a little scared. I'm not afraid. I love water.
You're a water boy.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
I think you guys know how much my love of
what I mean this, Hey, this was full, all right.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
I'd be I'd be sipping water, dude.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
But we know how much you love water. I was
unaware of how much you loved water.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
That is not true. You guys know how much I
love water. You guys have been on set with me
for years.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
I love it. I drink twenty five waters a day.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
I don't think sparkling water mixed with red bull it
counts as the water.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
Yeah, that's what I know.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
No, I only have one goat juice in the afternoon
or I used to it. Well, that was only my
afternoon and sometimes two or three.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
I don't want to burst your bubble. That's all we know, Patas,
I don't remember.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
I truly don't remember you consuming that much water on set.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
Okay, that's that's weird. I like how Adam thought he
was walking around being like everyone knows him the king
of water.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
On No, everyone knows I'm the king of water. Wow,
I should I should wear a fucking crown.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
What's that by Adam? How you doing just over here
drinking water? You know? Me? Hi drinking stay high?

Speaker 2 (42:51):
I mean you act like I don't drink a lot
of water, dude, But I'm known for drinking fucking water.
And I'm actually a little offended that you guys are
pretending that I don't Circle.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
Rolled up of you and not us. I get it.
I get it.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Yeah, circle water came to me and because it's known
throughout the industry, and I thought through my best friends.
I mean, we didn't even know Blake had a fucking dog,
so there's a lot I guess we don't know about
each other.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
Yeah, that's because you don't listen or pay attention to me.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Okay, yeah, that is very pay very similar to you
not noticing me constantly grabbing the water from the cooler
and slamming it like this, which, by.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
The ways, circle water is flavored water that's not logging
in my head as Oh Adams, there's Adam drinking water again.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
But this is a new thing, dude, this is a
new thing.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
I'm talking old school shooting wlcoholics me slamming waters on
the fucking regular dude again making you look like a
bitch because you don't even drink any water, Blake, And
you could tell from your sunken in dry skin you
look like a weathered old.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
Back and stand.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
Because we did take our blood, all of us. We
haven't testosterone test. That's coming up in New Orleans, so
it will be put to bed once and for all,
and you will see that I have the highest t
of the group, and you will be shocked.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
I mean, maybe I'm excited. I'm excited.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
I would not if I were to bet money, it
would not put my money on you.

Speaker 4 (44:13):
Okay, Well there's is load boost enhancing, so he's just qualified.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Yeah, I feel like durs might that might tip the scales.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
The load boost. Don't know if it does. Oh, it
would have to raise your test. I got the wrong thing.
Is this chode boost? It's making my dick wider?

Speaker 2 (44:31):
Oh fuck, it's making that part between your asshole and
your ball sack.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
Oh yeah, what's the is that? What the is? Yeah?
That's what's a dick that's wider than it is long.
I think that is think that is Okay, Yeah that's
what I thought. Okay, yeah, I think that.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
I think the chowed is a several body a lot
of different things.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
Yeah, but for me, it's the wider than long. I mean,
I'll chugle water for you guys right now, but I
know you drink water.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
That's not the first beverage that It's probably the fifth
beverage that comes to mind when I think of you.
I like beverages, okay, but water is not number one
by any means.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Says you's crying.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
His eyes do look hella g listening. Well, maybe it's
the water coming up, ye, see I'm full.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
They say, like a lot of this like moral is
like kind of it's rotting the mind.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
They say, they say that, I'll say it, it's rotting
the mines. Yeah, of course, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't
watch it too much. You can't watch it too much.
I agree. There's no such thing as watching it too much.

Speaker 4 (45:44):
Now they're going to try to like do like weird
moves in the bedroom.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
Grass You can't, you can't watch you can't watch it
too much.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
Next thing you know, you're at your village. Everybody's trying
to do pile drivers. Just getting imagine. But like, do
you think in these villages like they're bored right, Well, no,
there's no TV, so I got to imagine they've already
done all this stuff. No, no, no, they might be able

(46:16):
to teach us a thing or two. They have it.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
They they didn't. They didn't even know that that stuff
was available to them. They did not even have you
ever looked up village porn?

Speaker 3 (46:25):
But what else are they doing.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
They're they're trying to survive unders. There's no boredom because
they're actively trying.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
They've figured out farming. You think they're just tired at
the end, of the day. They don't have the strength
to pile drives. They're too tired, dude. This is the way, dude.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Sometimes I'm a forty year old man, I have a
bad back. I have spasms at the end of the day.
I'm tired, you know, Dude.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
I think at these villagers, who are I.

Speaker 4 (46:49):
Think in any past civilization, it's like noted that like
all people lived for was to fuck each other.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
Well, sure, I don't think they got they get spasms
out there in the village. That's not all passive civilizations.
That's ancient Rome and Greece.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
I'm saying in places that don't have like because I'm
going to the past, because we're talking about people who
don't have access to internet or television. They they out
of each other constantly. They were doing freaky stuff.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Well I think in in Yeah, in Greece they did.
They literally would fuck the ship out of each other.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
Literally. Yeah. But just as like Kamasutra, like these books,
these are these are tales as old as time. Yeah,
and honestly, maybe you're maybe you're right, Kamasusa, they didn't
have the internet. Yeah, have their imaginations, Adam.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
I imagine these sweet these sweet village people and they're
not gaping each other's buttholes.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
Why I don't know what. Yeah, maybe I don't know.
But by the way, I think about this all the time.
I'm still I know, you know, I know you're all
the time. I know you do. But no, no, no, But
just like here, you're like, they didn't have give them
but holes. All it takes is for one person in
charge to be like, and the women here, we need
to make sure you gape your buttholes. It's just what

(48:03):
we do here. Ye, like, think about it, every every
woman in Western war you think about this all the time.
And that's in order. No. I think about things that
are introduced into cultures that just become like the status quo.

Speaker 6 (48:18):
Sure, sure, yeah, yeah, the norm like eating eggs, like
cell phones eat eating eggs, but like shaving pubic care,
like people just are like, who did women shave their
legs in their armpits?

Speaker 3 (48:31):
And they only do that because apparently, like during the
war when we were all gone to sell razors, razor
companies were like, uh, don't tell me you're hairy, be smooth,
shave your legs July or what the fuck effort, you know,
And then women were like embarrassed to be hairy. Yeah,
I would say solid move gellette, And that's just like
a couple steps away from a gaping butthole. Demand.

Speaker 4 (48:54):
Well, what brand is going to ask people to gape
their bo What would be that?

Speaker 3 (48:58):
There's not a lot of do it pick do it?
Why does gap want? Why does bick want? You gae?
Once you ga? It's arbitrary. It could be anybody. It
could be uh, it could be paper mate. It could
be anybody. Guys. It could be paper mate. It could
be paper mate. It could be fucking. It could be uniball.

(49:18):
You know, you're just looking for stuff around you're look, Yes,
let's see, you're really just looking at It could be
sharpie you guys. It could be anybody. I don't know
if it could could be.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Well maybe maybe because or like a lipstick company, because
you know, like they might write things on the butt
like gape me like you know, it's a little slogan
or something.

Speaker 4 (49:44):
Yes, yeah, I mean for anybody tuning in, as you
may or may not know that we're all we all
survive the fires, are our houses are all fine?

Speaker 3 (49:53):
We yes, yeah, we are very lucky in that way.
I mean, and we all know people we have friends
that lost by the way, so far, Yeah, it's not over.
We're definitely not at me. We know, like for sure
like a dozen people who've lost their house, if not more.
That's just personally.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
Did I ever tell you guys this story about when
Liam Hemswere told me he lost his house.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
This is years ago. This is in Australia during those
no No no is, during the Malibu fires.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
He was still with uh what's her name, uh party
in the US, Miley.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
Miley, Cyrus Miley.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
He was with her at the time, and we were
doing press for Isn't It Romantic? And there was a
little bathroom, like a little side bathroom that only cass
could use. And I was in there taking a ship
and there was just night the toilet, the shitting toilet,
and then a urinal. And he came in and I'm

(50:52):
taking a ship and the urinal is there and and
I'm like, oh, what's up.

Speaker 5 (50:57):
Liam?

Speaker 2 (50:57):
He could see that it was me, and he's like,
he's like, hey, mate, we hadn't catched up yet.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
We hadn't seen each.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
Other yet, and there catched it, catched it and so
man catched up quick.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
So that's awsy, that's ay. So he was like, uh,
you know, what's up, And I'm like, oh, you know,
not much. How are you doing. He's like, not good made.
We'd lost the house in Malibu. I remember, I remember
hearing about this now, yeah, not this story, but the house.
I was like, oh, my god, man, I'm so sorry.
That really sucks.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
And he was like yeah, and he's kind of starting
to tell me about it.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
And I'm holding in a ship at this time at
this point, oh fucking disaster, my god. So I'm like,
I don't want to like just drop a deuce.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
So I'm like kind of holding it in and it
kind of sucks back up in there, you know, And
so I didn't want to like drop it out when
in the middle of the story.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
But then what happened was, You're on the toilet. I'm
currently taking a ship. I was shitting.

Speaker 4 (51:55):
So he's speaking to you over the door or through
the door, through the door.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
He's pissing through the through the door. Come on, Blake,
is that how you do it? Blake? Over the door?
Like eye contact?

Speaker 4 (52:06):
Yeah, like mister like Wilson from Home Improvement, for sure, Yes, yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Thank you. Yeah, Now I can see it. Whoa damn
it's definitely a whoop. Oh my god, he's losing it.
Try please one more time. I didn't want to blow
the speakers out.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
Oh fair enough, thank you, And I'll try to blow
the speaker at my funeral when you're like ninety and
I just died at ninety three.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
Three years older, and we would run around and life
was just a new it was all. It was a
disturbed yesterday. It was it was all a dream. We
used to read word up magazine. It was a disturbing
EXI Can I get a new Can I get a new?

(52:58):
H Yeah? I guarantee we could do something like that.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
What would you guys, What fun things would you guys
do at Blake's funeral?

Speaker 5 (53:06):
Mm?

Speaker 3 (53:07):
Well, I don't think I'd do much. I would jump
off a roof onto his casket.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
Oh hell yeah, remember from the video.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
I would actually be sick. We should hire a bunch
of very very young, very young teenagers. What very young teens?
Boil them up, do a little backyard wrestling at his
funeral the way Blake would want it.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
Adam Okay, okay, yeah, okay, I like that.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
If you guys have a hardcore backyard wrestling match in
front of my.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
Kit with very young teens. I mean the way the
way Blake would like. I don't know if it has
to be young teens, but definitely teams. Definitely my funeral.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
I'm kind of hyped if there's a wrestling match at
my funeral. That's fucking cool, dude. Yeah, I'm ready to
go out like that Undertaker like theme. Is that what
you want?

Speaker 3 (54:10):
That'd be sick, That would be really cool. Like if
the lights go out, the bells as they bring the
casket in, Oh yeah yeah, and you're dead and you
don't wrestle.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
Yeah, they just prop you up and someone moves your
jaw to go oh wow. Speaking of backshots, my body
work guy, this was even This was the one that
I was like, dude, I might have to throw up
the red flag because I've I've let him in another
four inches. Hey, when I'm on his table, my body

(54:46):
is his. So I let him do monster whatever to
make me feel better. And it does, and he's done
the three fingers special, whereas where his fingers are right
under my nutsack, right above my asshole, right and and
I've you know, in all these precarious situations.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
But then the muscles release and I feel so much better.
This time. He has me laying flat on the table
and he gets in and he's like, no, we're getting
a little intimate in it felt it was the same
spot essentially, but since I was laying down, I felt
so much more vulnerable.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
Everybody's coming, I know, dude, I have a hard time
saying vulnerable.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
Too, vulnerable. That's crazy, I do, dude.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
In fact, on on on in the Righteous episodes, I
had to say it. I asked Dany. I'm like, I
have to say another word, dude, and he's like, yeah,
I think we're going to keep it exactly how it is. Yeah,
because he thinks it's hilarious that I say vulnerable.

Speaker 4 (55:45):
What was the word I said during Juggalos, where I
also couldn't say a damn word.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
I'll think of it.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
You keep telling you we are so dumb, but this
but he slid his fingers right there, like contrary.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
And I'm on the table. It looked like that.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Uh uh Lisa and video that Durs loves of her face.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
Yes, uh, everybody's I think everyone loves it. Well, that's
the thing, that's why it is what it is.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Yeah, Well, you're the one who pointed out to us
and and would send it to us so and we'll
not stop talking about it.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
And you got exactly what? Yah? Yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:24):
Uh so did he hit like your male G spot
or something? Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Oh, he's not up my asshole? Blake, A male spot
is like in your asshole?

Speaker 3 (56:33):
I want to know. But he's he's right there, he's
right there. Yeah, I think so. Isn't it like up
your isn't it like in your asshole? My G spots
on my penis? Okay? Sure, sure, But guys get pleasure
from getting fucked in the ass, right or else?

Speaker 4 (56:49):
Why would they do that, you said as a statement,
and quickly went right, guys get pleasure from getting sucked into.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
Right right right? I mean they have to, just as
far as I have. They have to. The male G
spot is the prostate which is in a rode in
a zone that community stimulator for sexual pleasure inside the rectum.
It's so good, all right in the rector. And we
got we got to the we got to the bottom

(57:20):
the bottom of that. Okay, very nice. So this guy's
wrecking your G spot. I would love for somebody to
do that to me.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
Yeah, And it was it was right there and he's
just wiggling it and it's it.

Speaker 3 (57:38):
I felt so.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Violated it, but I mean I I didn't because I've
been with this guy for long, for over a year.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
Now, and I feel safe.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
But it was it was so I was like, my god, man,
this is so fucking insane.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
I never thought i'd be in this position very and
here I was. It sounds like kind of less traumatic
and I'm sorry, did you say take me to dinner first?
Next time? I was like, hey, maybe next time we
breached the crest. He's like, now you're offending me. At
least buy me dinner.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
Like I heard something about the male g spot. Maybe
if we release that, my body would finally feel healthy.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
It's worth a shot, right, It's worth a shot, right,
you just keep dropping dropping hint.

Speaker 4 (58:29):
I mean it's worth a shot, right, right, Let's get
to the bottom of it. Man.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
These fires are the worst, right.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
But uh right, dude, new fires too.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
But maybe you should fuck my ass right. I don't
know that door has a lock on it, right, man,
These fires are bad. You should suck my ass right?
These fires my ass?

Speaker 5 (58:57):
Right?

Speaker 7 (58:57):
Yeah, the fires are bad, and this part part be
my house, right, part B of the I said, right,
Eric Griffin had to evacuate his home out there in Tentech.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
Clarita, Oh, I know another damn fire. Dude, he just
got that house too.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
He he just bought the house and then like six
months later these fire. I was like, oh man, this
is this poor guy, because you know, he's never going
to work again, you.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
Know what I mean, He's got a young, young child,
you know, because he just bought the house, he's never
going to work again. Like if he loses this house, homeless,
it's a full time dad.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
Yeah yeah, so yeah, that would be a boom that
would stuck.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
So if the house burned, he has absolutely nothing, nothing,
nothing in his life, no chance, no chance at finding
another home or job.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
It's like, all three of us, we wouldn't be great pimps,
horrible pimps.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
Would be a terrible, bad, bad pimps.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Like no pimp game. I don't I don't even have
and I know Blake doesn't have.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
Excuse me, don't speak for me.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
I know you don't have game. No, I know I
will speak for you, dude. I've seen you try to
talk to women in the past. No game, right, yeah, okay,
fair enough game.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
I feel like Durs would have game. My game is
going you have a bad haircut.

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
Yeah, you're you're you could throw out some name, some names,
which and well, I think a Durs game is that he's.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
Told, ah, that's your only game.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
I think that really, that gives you thirty percent more
game than if you aren't six three.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
You know. So I feel, h.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
You have to have a lot of game, a lot
of game to be a pimps. You have to be
really good at times. Yes, you have to be oozing game.

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
Oozing game. Well, it ain't easy, is what we know.
It ain't easy. It ain't easy. Yeah, it's not for
the week, definitely is not. No, it's more for like
the diabolical. I guess is for me.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
I think moving forward for me because I love drinking,
but it's bad for me.

Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
You know you're going to die. I'm going to die.
This makes your life bad. I just have like a
ton of fucking pills. Adam's falling apart. It's a different
it's a different thing. I'm literally falling apart. My doctors,
like body says, help please.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Please, They can't figure it out. I'm having spasms. So
I'm really trying to.

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
Pick my spot. But I love oh my god, I
love drinking so much.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
We look so for me, it's it's not like and
I've found that I even I can go to these events,
Like I went to Formula one in Vegas and didn't drink. Yeah,
and that was a huge hurdle for me because obviously
it's in Vegas.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
You're gonna want to go. But I did have a
good time. Blake doesn't even want to hear about this,
by the way. He's like, no, no, no, you didn't really
do that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
I did have a good time. Yes, So we send
it to each other and we were all laughing. But
it makes me go, is Trump just a funny guy?
Like is he does he know what he's doing? You're
talking about this?

Speaker 8 (01:02:14):
Everybody's coming, many of them came numerous times.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
Absolutely, Is that what you're talking about? That's exactly what
I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Yes, Because the way he said it, I was like
he's setting himself up at the beginning of his term
to then have a very funny little sound bite clip
that everyone uses, much like the do not come and
that I'm going to come right because not I thought
we were the only ones using it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
And I think we were very early on that bandwagon.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
But now everybody has the I'm gonna come.

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
He knows you think Kamala also knew, and she was like,
do not come.

Speaker 4 (01:02:52):
She's like, yes, it's the interns, their interns until then,
I don't know, like you need some cum sounds right, I.

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
Don't know if Kamala was hip enough to really lay
into the com If she would have, she would have won.

Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
You know, she's hip enough. Did you see a picture
of her when she was like twenty years she was
she was dating Montel Jordan with her little like short cut,
hold on stick. Here, here's the here's the whole, here's
the whole. Clips left say yes.

Speaker 8 (01:03:19):
If Jeff Bezos came, Bill Gates came, Mark Zuckerberg came,
Many of them came numerous times.

Speaker 4 (01:03:25):
The bankers have all come.

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
Everybody's coming. That's a lot of company. That's a lot
of coming. Man, that's a lot of a lot of coming.
You know what you're doing? Uh, Blake, let's talk about
your hair. I would love to Why what does the
future hold for your hair? What are the plans? Do
we have any plans? Well?

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
See, here's because we are you know, we're we we
have projects that are in the works that we're going
to go out and pitch soon and hopefully hope they're wraps.
It's very under wraps, but hopefully that project gets picked
up and we get to make another project together.

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
And we were very excited about said project. Now, theirs, as.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
The creator and possible showrunner of this show are do
you think Blake's character has a full head of hair
like this?

Speaker 3 (01:04:12):
Well, as you can imagine, I'm going to run the
show like a little boys school, hunky donkey. Everyone's gonna
wear a little little blazers. I want everyone had the
exact same haircut. Oh. I actually could see drs doing
something like this. It would be so annoying.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
If the writer's room is just so annoying as a uniform.

Speaker 3 (01:04:31):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
I will admit that we went really hard last night,
maybe a little too hard to nation we're limping into
the starting I might say it's unprofessional how hard we went?
Uh right, And I'm not going to name names, but
I want Blake to name names. Two people in our
crew puked their beds. Well, let's just say, yeah, you

(01:04:56):
hear that news. You think it's me?

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
Guys?

Speaker 4 (01:04:59):
I think I'm in the best so far. Yeah, I've
got things together.

Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
Yeah. So if it wasn't me, and it wasn't I
wanted to add I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
I don't know who it could be are and the
only other the only other people in our crew are
Isaac and Anders.

Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
These are all good questions. And they and.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
Two people in our crew cuked in their bed. Yeah,
that is getting super bowld right there.

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
Getting radical super Bowl.

Speaker 4 (01:05:26):
It didn't even make it to the bull. I didn't
make it the bull. They stayed in bed to let
it evacuate. That's crazy. Make it to the bull.

Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
Yeah, you know what, No shame, there's no shame, no shame.
I guess this is the right time for me to
plug Clorox Bleach.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
Uh. It's all part of a wraptid like Syner, just
like a Super Bowl commercial type thing with them.

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
That's cool. Yeah, we're all really branded here.

Speaker 4 (01:05:50):
We're all here with different companies, so we're gonna be
doing a lot of drops.

Speaker 3 (01:05:54):
Also, I'm Glade plugins and Clorox Bleach and of course
load boosts and loads.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Blake keeps saying this is uh, this is super Bowl
fifty nine, and Blake, dude, Blake keeps telling me I'm
gonna fifty nine you later tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
Threatening really sixty nine, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
I don't know what that means exactly, and he keeps saying, well,
you're gonna find out.

Speaker 4 (01:06:20):
Yeah, right, you are, and I'm gonna show you later.
Let's just say the fun begins to nights. I might
even fifty nine him live on stage.

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
I'm excited to see what that is. It'd be pretty cool.
It's really nice to be in the same room with you.

Speaker 4 (01:06:35):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (01:06:35):
They will touch you. I don't like it. Okay, you're
here and he's the and so I'm doing this. Yeah,
I'm gonna throw up.

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
We started the night off. We got in a little late.
We almost missed some flights. Yes, we barely got on.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
I was.

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
My ego was bashed a little bit when two girls.
I was sitting on the flight and these two girls
are shaking. They're so excited. Did to take a photo?
And They're like, oh my god, Oh my god, I
take a photo and I was like she.

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
I was like, not another one, my god. And I'm like, yeah,
I guess.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
And then they're like, uh, yet not you the the
girl sitting next to you and she was a TikTok star. Apparently,
she goes she had a a really small, tiny dog
that that she had, and her name was Monique, so
big shout out to Monique. She's a big star. And
then afterwards they go, uh, and then we'll also take

(01:07:32):
a photo with you because you were crying.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
Yeah, I was you, and that. I don't even know
if they knew me from anything.

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
They just felt bad at it and how gassed up
I was to take a picture with you.

Speaker 4 (01:07:44):
Also, yeah, three B Yeah, I will send this picture
to our grandpa and.

Speaker 3 (01:07:48):
See if you knows who you are. Oh my god.
And so I feel like my test user might have
lower her Yeah, well, good thing. We took the test
B before we came to have begun.

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
And then we landed right in New Orleans, New Orleans,
New Orleans.

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
Yes, don't you don't have to say it, not to
put some extra duke on it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
Not a pilon at him. But the guy sit next
to me we land and he goes hey, and I'm
like yeah, and he goes in turn right, I go yeah,
And I go so is that guy right over there
and he looks at you goes he was an intern?
Oh right, I did.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
I did, and he goes, I didn't recognize it, and
I'm disappointed. Disappointed dude, and that and so if my
tea is is low on the results, that might be
part of the.

Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
That might be part of the reason you just be
getting bashed. That's too bad.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
A little bit, a little bit. So then we land
and uh, it was off to the races man quick.

Speaker 4 (01:08:50):
You know, once you get in No Orleans, it just
really just it gets in your bones.

Speaker 3 (01:08:56):
Man, You like as soon as you hear the accent
because you heard there.

Speaker 4 (01:08:59):
We had a real quick layover in that Dallas and
I'm like, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:09:03):
Why didn't you say Dallas?

Speaker 4 (01:09:05):
I did dialist dial, Yeah, you gotta say dial And
I'm like, theres I don't know if I have it, man,
I don't know if this week is gonna be for me.

Speaker 3 (01:09:12):
I don't know. I know you were you were being
a bitch. Know it was.

Speaker 4 (01:09:17):
Fifty and I'm gonna do it Adam later maybe live
on this stage.

Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
I'm excited to keep it. Stay tuned. I mean, the
cleaners are coming to your room today. Wrapped up the sheets, okay,
I put them by the door.

Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
Smart move, respectful Isaac just laid in his filth like
a fucking sea lion, just rolling in his own ship.
And that's our manager. That's our manager.

Speaker 3 (01:09:45):
That's that boss. Yeah, boss, and a guy I give
ten for what.

Speaker 4 (01:09:52):
Yeah, we're going habs Oh boy interesting?

Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
Oh the hell? Oh man, that's a low tea moss man.
The box man gets his peace. It's kind of crazy
to me that he threw up in his bed like
a fucking fish. Wait, that's what you did. No, I
threw up in my bed like a boss. Okay, I
didn't realize. I told you to. There's different ways. That's cool.

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
So that's why we're stumbling in a little bit. But
I think I think we're holding it together. Actually I'm Troy.

Speaker 3 (01:10:21):
One second, we're talking about our pup. We'll get it.
We'll get to you in just one second. I don't know,
and I don't know that hitting a humongous pretzel. I
set a giant pretzel over there. I don't know that
that's Akman. I know it's Troy, but i'm not. I haven't.
Yeah he is that is that you? Is that?

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
He just went yeah, yeah, okay, and he really wants
to get on in this empty seat.

Speaker 3 (01:10:47):
But that's eight. We're not done talking the pretzel. Then
you can come on. Here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (01:10:51):
But we're here for the next three days, so we
don't want to blow our load.

Speaker 6 (01:10:55):
We absolutely brought you by absolutely do not and should
we iterags are here?

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
Should we?

Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
Maybe it is time I feel you know, we're twenty
minutes in. Maybe it's time we we do the big reveal.
See who has the lowest teeth?

Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
Do it live? Should we do it a lot? We should?
Let's do it. We'll do it a lot. We're reaching
for the result. I got my result right here, and
we're going for the er.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
Okay, hold on, Oh my god, So I think the
high end I've been told is like eleven hundred. That's
your just full a throbbing cock of testosterone.

Speaker 3 (01:11:34):
Okay, I can see it now.

Speaker 4 (01:11:36):
Oh my god, No no, no, no, no, like, oh no, no.

Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
Love to see an example of somebody who who has
the look like I'm Harry Shoulder. Guys.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
Bet yeah, I bet someone uh that you know, when
you look at a person and they seem red to
the touch, yes and yes, like if you're like they
look like a human ZiT yea, that is what I
imagine someone was really high because he not only does
he get rock hard erections, he is a human erection.

Speaker 3 (01:12:14):
And that's that's sort of what I Troy, we're not
talking about you.

Speaker 4 (01:12:17):
Yeah, oh man, Okay, guys, I mean this is interesting stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:12:23):
Okay, so my number we ready. Everyone listening is like
he's just saying, say the damn number.

Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
By the way, why is this the super Bowl episode?

Speaker 3 (01:12:37):
They won't let Troy Aikman on stage. Troy, it is
my testosterone? Are you serious?

Speaker 4 (01:12:55):
Is that?

Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
Hire?

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
Many of them came numerous times poker first, It's really good?

Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
Is less good? Blace is less good. I'm getting worried
after hearing that number. Okay, okay, so durs do you
want to go next? Dang? Okay, A hundred points higher?

Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
I feel like such a hard, throbbing cock of a
man and.

Speaker 3 (01:13:30):
The fine prit that says every hundred is an inch.
Oh wow, I didn't read that on mine, but that
makes me feel kind of good.

Speaker 4 (01:13:42):
I feel like I feel like the best version of
this game would be me blowing you guys out of
the water.

Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
That would be the best.

Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
But also, uh, I feel like we should have started
maybe with you, because.

Speaker 3 (01:13:56):
Everyone pegged you to have the lowest. No one's pegged me,
No one has pegs, right, right, okay, fifty nine dide
I get ladies and gentlemen. My testosterone total is eighty
What do I win? Seriously?

Speaker 4 (01:14:18):
What is it super real dude or eighty two?

Speaker 3 (01:14:23):
What does that mean? That means that? I mean you
should just tuck your dick up your butt call it
a day, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:14:31):
But didn't it that guy on the part we did
say he was like in like below three hundred or something.

Speaker 3 (01:14:36):
No, no, no, he didn't say that. No, he did
not say that. Dude. Am I am I sick?

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
Uh No, I think I think maybe you should we
sure work.

Speaker 3 (01:14:46):
We're gonna. I think you're not sick. You're a woman.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
Yeah, and that's fine, and that's fine and weird and
we actually what's weird is we all guessed it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:53):
And I'm I'm actually a little bum that we guessed it.

Speaker 5 (01:14:55):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:14:56):
I am too, man, I really wanted Tom that it
was closer.

Speaker 2 (01:15:02):
Yeah, so that makes me twice, Yeah, twice the man
that you are, dude, which sucks. Ray, I'm okay and
it's giving thumbs. Yeah you're okay, you're not I mean,
you're not dying. But I mean I think you're on
the waking up rock hard. No ever, you never wake
up rock sometimes. Okay, Well that I'm in the same boat.

(01:15:24):
It's not every day I'm waking. I'm like, is that
the forty guys told us? That's like the telltale sign
or whatever. Well, those guys are in their early thirties
and they are in our forties.

Speaker 3 (01:15:34):
You're fine. I don't like forty Blake and I are
forty one years old. I'm not yet. I'm soon.

Speaker 4 (01:15:40):
Oh yeah, that's right. Damn, I'm like depressed. That's that's
a symptom of low tee.

Speaker 3 (01:15:46):
Yeah, depression. Yeah, you should be stoked. You're about to
get free.

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
You're gonna get We're paying for your testos there, We're
gonna so vascular.

Speaker 3 (01:15:54):
Yeah, will happen to me. I will completely change.

Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
You're gonna look exactly like Joe Rogan. Yeah, is that
and a lot of people. I mean he's very rich.

Speaker 3 (01:16:02):
He's very man. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:16:04):
Damn, so like pretty much. That just signed me up
for this whole week. You guys making fun of my
low testostera.

Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
I'm just gonna be I mean, we're not gonna make
fun of you we're just gonna tell everyone who sits down.

Speaker 4 (01:16:14):
Yeah, man, Yeah, please don't tell Travis Kelcey.

Speaker 3 (01:16:18):
If we get him on here.

Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
Well, we're gonna make him guess. You know, he's I mean,
obviously he's gonna guess correct.

Speaker 3 (01:16:23):
Yeah. Man, it's not like we need to tell anyone.

Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
Well, I will say that I did not think that
I was gonna be insane on the high end.

Speaker 3 (01:16:31):
I really did. Where are you at seven? It's science,
that's really a legit number.

Speaker 2 (01:16:37):
I'm not very I was now now here in your number.
I thought we were all gonna be in that range.
I thought Durs was gonna have me beat. He is
an ex collegiate athlete. He's he is a few years older,
and your your tea starts to dip.

Speaker 3 (01:16:50):
Damn near fifty. Yeah, he's almost sixty years old. My god.
Do you normally come to the Super Bowls? Or you
hear because the Eagles or I usually.

Speaker 5 (01:17:00):
Come down for obligations, media obligations apparently different things like that.

Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
Obligation obligations.

Speaker 5 (01:17:10):
There's lots of love, so I give love and a
lot of my commentary, and so it's spread around.

Speaker 3 (01:17:17):
I like that. I love that it was Nicetle. It
was smart.

Speaker 5 (01:17:24):
I've been here before, you know, But we come down
for for the week. The majority of guys leave out
obviously before the game. Not a lot of former players
go to the game. I've been to a Super Bowl game,
went to the one against Kansas City obviously in Phoenix,
where I'm from, and so got a chance to go
and enjoy. My daughter wanted to go because she wanted

(01:17:46):
to see Rihanna, of course, and so you know, my
sons wanted to watch the game, so you.

Speaker 3 (01:17:51):
Know, and also the probably you know, with wanting to
see reality.

Speaker 2 (01:17:59):
You know, my wife told me she was like, obviously,
I I never want you to cheat on me or
leave me. But if for whatever reason, Rihanna wanted to
sleep with you, I think that's the do you think
she said?

Speaker 3 (01:18:12):
By the way I'm going, she doesn't have he doesn't
have a shot. She won't. That's not happening.

Speaker 9 (01:18:22):
Looking at us, We're having multiple guests stop, non stopped,
and then Troy still is that asta he's eating he's eating.

Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
The ball he's got, yeah, Jesus, And he said it's
asada in a like a taco salad.

Speaker 3 (01:18:44):
Is that is that? What that is? He's eating the
taco salad. He's eating the rim of the bull.

Speaker 4 (01:18:50):
EMMITTT. Smith just walked by him. He doesn't even want
anything to do.

Speaker 2 (01:18:53):
With Yeah, he's Emmett's like diverting his eyes.

Speaker 3 (01:18:56):
What are you doing? Does Emon have a circle? He does? Yeah? Guy?

Speaker 5 (01:19:03):
What do you guys?

Speaker 3 (01:19:04):
Celebs gal celebs.

Speaker 8 (01:19:06):
I just saw Joey Chestnut, Oh my god and Toby
Maguire sharing a ben.

Speaker 3 (01:19:13):
Yeah. And did you see Troyman right over here?

Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
What is there?

Speaker 8 (01:19:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:19:18):
Like he has fond do He's a big fun do guy.

Speaker 4 (01:19:21):
Yeah, all dude, I'm gonna tell you what Adam they were.
They said, Yo, we need Tyreek Hill right now on
the pod. We said him, we want to.

Speaker 3 (01:19:34):
I still want to make time. He's a big jail.
You know, you're a great friend. You can go.

Speaker 8 (01:19:39):
Actually, I think it's one of those classics which roots.

Speaker 3 (01:19:44):
Yeah, great, call you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
We went out last night Jelly roll in the gang
get that's your.

Speaker 8 (01:19:51):
Connection, general is my connection. I'm a big fan of music.
I'm a big fan of fun and those things come
on and so they hit me up instead we're here,
and I said, I'm here. I'm at my favorite bar.
Courtesy of Adam Devine's House Party season three. Yeah, and
we season two and we was a blur and uh

(01:20:12):
we went down there and then they came down there,
and then they shut down the bar and then Jelly
sang some songs.

Speaker 3 (01:20:17):
Were you there for that? Yeah? We were leaving. It
was like only the piano man. Yeah, I'm doing all
show too. Yeah, really was crazy. It was wild.

Speaker 8 (01:20:29):
We were doing shots and then Troy Aikman showed up
with a fond due platter and he.

Speaker 3 (01:20:34):
Wanted to shut up about trying to get on the podcast.
What is he eating now? Is that a Skyline chili?
What is that where he shipped in.

Speaker 8 (01:20:43):
By the way in uh in honor of my second
appearance on that This is Important.

Speaker 3 (01:20:47):
Podcast returning guests.

Speaker 8 (01:20:49):
Yeah, I love that and the only other time I've
been on, which is not even an official appearance, but
I still get a lot of love for it. All
over the road in this beautiful country. Uh is my
uh my, my, John lyftgow impressure you.

Speaker 3 (01:21:02):
Were at the bros Ars.

Speaker 8 (01:21:03):
I was at the Brosarks, ripping it up, sleeping in
a Penny's recliner.

Speaker 3 (01:21:06):
For six days, very famous episode. Would you bless us?
With a little lyft goal for t I Nation lift
out at the super Bowl. Okay, here's a lift gout.
Let me warm it up with.

Speaker 8 (01:21:14):
Here's Nicholas Cage stubbing his toe in the dishwasher. Oh,
here's Jason stays them realizing that his credentials were lost
at the gate g here at the super Bowl. And
let's close it out with John Lithgal finding out that
he got replaced on the This is Important pod by
Troy Aikman and this fond due platter.

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
You've got to be kidding me. Wow, that's really good stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
Dude, Dude, you know I came up with the depression
last night. This is gonna be my snl Okay, okay,
we've got a rock battle Arnold Schwartzenegger.

Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
If he's from Boston. Sorry, now get to the ca Ada.
He really did practice that. Now I'll get to the
well Being town. Okay, okay, okay, we no more got
the bottle. Okay, hold on Dominant. That's really good. We

(01:22:09):
need to get down, get to the cod it's in
the yard. We're here, bean town. That's good. Have you
seen Boston kids? Okay, we're all doing really really good. Yeah,
we're firing and you look at him. Yeah, thank you,
withered old bodybuilder. I am dude.

Speaker 2 (01:22:29):
I feel that the amount of for whatever reason, very dehydrated.

Speaker 3 (01:22:33):
Here in in New Orleans. It's hot, it's muggy, it's misty.

Speaker 2 (01:22:36):
I'm starting to get saw all of the that hit
the Was that in the gazette?

Speaker 3 (01:22:42):
I read that on the New Orleans Times front page?

Speaker 4 (01:22:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:22:46):
No thanks dot com was reporting about it. What is
no thanks dot com?

Speaker 8 (01:22:50):
That's a fake website. I used to close out the joke.

Speaker 3 (01:22:53):
Okay, I like that. I like that.

Speaker 4 (01:23:03):
Okay, so let's get in touch with your sensitive side.
Is there like any like film that makes you cry?

Speaker 3 (01:23:11):
You get emotional watching? Would you say film? That's a
great question, Brom. I'm thinking. I'm going through my head.
Mamona was real good?

Speaker 7 (01:23:21):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:23:22):
I never saw Is there a guaranteed tear jerker for Tyreek?
You put it on? Well? Do you have one? I
don't have a guaranteed tear jerker? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:23:31):
Absolutely? What's that space one with trying to face jam?
Matthew space jam?

Speaker 3 (01:23:37):
For me? It's the first this was one. Yeah. Yeah, sorry, sorry,
there's too much.

Speaker 5 (01:23:46):
We love?

Speaker 3 (01:23:48):
Yeah, what are you gonna do? So? No, film has
ever made you cry? Bro? Okay, here, do you have
a favorite musical? Like theater? Like do you watch live theater?
What is going on?

Speaker 8 (01:24:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:24:01):
See, these are the low tea questions. Low tea questions coming.

Speaker 3 (01:24:04):
From a low a lot. So I recently just cried
when when my wife gave birth to our daughter. Great answer,
great answer is that your is that your first child? No? Okay,
but it's a dad moment. But yeah, but check this out.
I couldn't control it, and it just came out of nowhere.
I was trying to be tough in that moment because
it was it was a room full of people and

(01:24:25):
it just happened. I just cried. If you try not
to cry, isn't that when you cry? Did you guys
cry when your wives gave gave birth?

Speaker 4 (01:24:32):
Uh? Yeah, absolutely yes, My tears tears flow freely with me.

Speaker 3 (01:24:37):
You didn't cry? No, yeah, I yeah, he's a robot. No,
he's like he's serial healer friends, so he's too high. Yeah,
I don't know. I don't know if that's the case.
He didn't cry. Uh yeah, he's cried during the circumcisions. Yeah, okay.
I was like, yeah, I'm in the little hand. I'm like,

(01:25:01):
I'm with you. I'm with you, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
Yeah, we're convinced he's got some bodies buried somewhere and
he's just not letting people anything's possible.

Speaker 3 (01:25:08):
Yeah, what is something you wouldn't want to eat? Like
a thousand oreos or like something? We're what are you saying? No?
Because I feel like I've seen you eat like sheep brains. No,
I did cow brains one time.

Speaker 10 (01:25:21):
What it was it was rough, yeah, And so they
sent me the recipe on that and they were supposed
to be like sautae and uh, they didn't cook them
like that at all.

Speaker 3 (01:25:29):
There's just a skull, which I was like, they're adult live.

Speaker 10 (01:25:35):
They're like like bainy and metallic tasting, and people are marking.

Speaker 3 (01:25:38):
So I just ate one more than the second place. Right,
That sounds like a fun time.

Speaker 2 (01:25:44):
What did Andy Reid say to them to light their
ass on fire?

Speaker 3 (01:25:49):
Hey, Pat, and wipe your dick off.

Speaker 2 (01:25:52):
It's not going in the dirt anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:25:55):
There's dirt all over, dirt, all over your dick, Patrick,
I know, we got like dicks in the dirt.

Speaker 3 (01:26:02):
And then and then right out of the gate, it was.

Speaker 2 (01:26:04):
More digs and dirt, were right back in the dirt
like a ostrich head.

Speaker 3 (01:26:10):
What do they call it, narrating the soil. Yeah, they
were just you know, it looks like Gooset ship everywhere,
but somebody just went through with one of those things. Yeah,
that's exactly what happened.

Speaker 2 (01:26:20):
Yeah, it was an absolute, absolute brutal beat down.

Speaker 3 (01:26:26):
We should know. I can describe it. It was like his
dick was in the thank you, There's no other way
to put it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:33):
The thing was they were at Costco and they would
then like judge things at Costco and they got they go,
we got the big chocolate chalk, how many boost the ciscit?

Speaker 3 (01:26:44):
And they go by booms and then they.

Speaker 2 (01:26:47):
Go boom boom boom boom boom boom.

Speaker 3 (01:26:52):
I like, how you guys are like you're probably too
old or I got like ship to do. I mean,
what are we talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:26:59):
Yeah, and I get that, and I get that, but dude,
they were the biggest stars at the super Bowl and
I'm not kidding.

Speaker 3 (01:27:05):
Oh yeah, I don't doubt it. I don't doubt it.
I don't doubt it. And I wish them well.

Speaker 2 (01:27:08):
Oh everyone from security guards yeah, uh, and they're very
nice people. They were in my suite and it was
so funny. Dude, that's so funny.

Speaker 3 (01:27:18):
And so, you know, I'm kind of drunk and I'm like,
can I take a photo with you guys? Y're like,
let's shoot a.

Speaker 2 (01:27:25):
Video and I'm like okay, and then they go. They
grabbed the chocolate chip cooking. We're go, we got the
chocolate chunk. Adam, how many booms does it get? And
I'm like, oh, hey, booms and it's three booms.

Speaker 1 (01:27:39):
I said three, But apparently five is the number that
you're so sus that's like a huge dish.

Speaker 3 (01:27:44):
It's a huge dish.

Speaker 4 (01:27:45):
Like three booms is like calling something total garbage.

Speaker 3 (01:27:49):
I didn't know. I thought three. I thought three was
the number. Three seems fair. You kind of see like
them like start to like go haywire. You're like, wait,
he said three. We're still gonna give it five booms? Yes,
And then they still gave it five booms even after
I said the three booms. I was a little confused.
I did three booms and then they added more booms.

(01:28:11):
They you know, I was ready to lean into this
whole thing, and I'm starting to lean back. Okay, fat Joe,
I'm fat Joe over here, Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:28:20):
I looked at myself in the mirror last night and
I'm like, you, fat son of a bitch.

Speaker 3 (01:28:25):
Jesus Christ. I'm watching like the podcast back a little bit,
and I'm just like, damn, look at the jowls on me. Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:28:32):
My my underwear the elastic, and my underwear is struggling.

Speaker 4 (01:28:37):
Gave up, I quit. We got our dish knocked in
the dirt. Dude. But we're back in now, true, We're
back in LA. We're back eating our vegetables right, drinking smoothies.

Speaker 3 (01:28:52):
It is a big colmdown. You know what I was
drinking the whole time, even in New Orleans was that
ag One ship that had met barfing, that had UH
resetting pretty good.

Speaker 2 (01:29:01):
Oh wow, look at you, total fucking nerd. That's why
you don't like Uh. That's why you don't like New Orleans.
Duit is you didn't give yourself completely to it.

Speaker 3 (01:29:10):
I mean, I have fried chicken for breakfast. We're doing
all right, We're good, Yeah, but you had the ag One. Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:29:15):
You got to give yourself boy completely to New Orleans.
No stuff to the belly of the bees.

Speaker 3 (01:29:24):
My body is my pimple okay, we'll give that. I
kind of get it, and pops props.

Speaker 2 (01:29:34):
My family is uh, is is all coming in for
Bo's birthday.

Speaker 3 (01:29:40):
Right, rookie year, baby, Yeah, Bow's rookie Year.

Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
I love it, and uh, they're all coming in. My
parents are actually staying in the Hollywood House now the house.

Speaker 3 (01:29:50):
UH. I talk about this on the podcast My House.
There was a home invasions. It's still yep, it's there's
still legal there's still legal talk. We we can't really
get into the details. But I mean I can't because
there's not legal talk. There's not even legal talk to it.
It's still an open case. It's still an open it's

(01:30:10):
not sober. They said, they said you but let's throw
it out there. You know these guys who robbed you
watch the show. Yeah, guys disappointed. You're disappointed. In the
hall you came, you saw, you took a bunch of ship.
It took like some garbage. I'm like, yeah, get this

(01:30:32):
out of my house. I didn't want this. This sucks. Well,
maybe it was an act of kindness. They were.

Speaker 2 (01:30:36):
They were in and out in under eight minutes. They
dis connected. My UH security system back up and running.
But it's like, it's like a whole fucking thang.

Speaker 3 (01:30:47):
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:30:48):
They smashed this like picture window, so I got to
get that ship replaced.

Speaker 3 (01:30:54):
They kicked in a door, so that's annoying. It's mostly
just annoying ass bullshit. It's stop. Yeah, that's my fucking
thieves are the worst, Like what garbage people? I hate these, Blake.
Do you think you could talk to Anderson Windows, Blake?
I could. I could maybe have an inn over there
for my guy. I might be related. I don't listen.
Let me let me put in a call or Isaac.

(01:31:15):
I don't even know what that means. Dude. What's Anderson
Windows window company? Really? Do company? Oh? It's like Empire
Carpets of windows.

Speaker 4 (01:31:23):
Oh damn, look at this bro dropping It's like.

Speaker 3 (01:31:27):
The Toyota cars. What I mean, by the way, I
don't want the Empire. I don't know Anderson. You don't
know Empire Carpets who hundred City five three hundred Empire
don't bet out?

Speaker 2 (01:31:43):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:31:44):
Is that a carpet company? That didn't You don't know
that commercial from the eighties and the nineties, and I
know that jingle, but I don't remember them being carpet
I have no, I also think that Chicago Land. Okay,
so that's why you know, okay. And then they went
national and they added the eight hundred, like, where's that

(01:32:04):
button that you should be hitting right now? Which one?
I think you gotta hit it? Adam, he's mesmerized by
what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:32:11):
But if because the audience is thinking this right now,
Blake hit him with it.

Speaker 3 (01:32:17):
I don't like it.

Speaker 2 (01:32:18):
No, no, no, no, I didn't hear the leading sentence.

Speaker 3 (01:32:23):
Oh no, I think well just on this button he
was talking, I feel like you should say no non.

Speaker 4 (01:32:38):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm ready, I'm ready.

Speaker 3 (01:32:42):
I'm ready. It's like the Einstein Brothers a bagels, like
if there's a so.

Speaker 2 (01:32:46):
So he just finished the story and yeah, you should
hit this button because he was what the audience is thinking.

Speaker 3 (01:32:53):
Okay, thank you, geez, thank you, sorry, thank you? In
that world, would my bad? Hey if you if you
do care, slide into Adams. So you've been robbed twice,
You've had your car stolen. He's a mark. I'm a mark, dude.
You've had many people's cars broken into outside of your hunt.

(01:33:16):
I love.

Speaker 2 (01:33:19):
Uh yeah, dude, Iowa's Iowa my brain doesn't work, dude,
you can take him.

Speaker 3 (01:33:29):
Your dick is still in the You might have a
full shrimp from that Poe boy that swam up streaming
your dude, it's my brain is so like, I thank
god we didn't do this podcast yesterday. Fucking fried. My
brain was melted. Did you have any raw oysters? Of course? Okay, cool.
I was just wondering if you ever got around to that. Dude.
This is Adam Devine. Yeah, I'm a cool dude.

Speaker 2 (01:33:50):
I'll take care of this, okay, and then uh yeah,
So Hollywood is just a garbage pit right now.

Speaker 3 (01:33:57):
It sucks. Do you think it's fun that you live
in a place.

Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
Uh? They were in and out so fast, dude. I
got their license plate. I have the footage of their
license plate. I saw them, so I called the police.
I'm like, hell, I got the I got the dirt
on them, and they go, we can't a police officer.

Speaker 3 (01:34:17):
Officer has to wet them.

Speaker 2 (01:34:19):
It has to come to the house to file a
police report. And I go, okay, cool, send them out
and they're not doing it. And then they go they
can't today, they're busy, we're fire stuff. And I go, okay,
what can I schedule something like so I can be here?

Speaker 5 (01:34:35):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:34:36):
And they get they're They're like, yeah, I would recommend
calling back tomorrow. And I go, okay, if I call
back tomorrow, will they come tomorrow? And she goes, honey,
they're not coming. What And they're like, they're not. It'll
be a month probably before they can come out.

Speaker 3 (01:34:50):
Honey. She was very sweet to me. Dude, you should
sue her for calling you honey. She was very sweet
to me. She was like, honey, they're not gonna come.
You get have the key to the city. And I'm
I'm like, oh, okay, uh here, how about this? How
about we speaking of documentaries, how about we document rolling
up on these dudes vigilante style.

Speaker 4 (01:35:11):
I'm good, oh good.

Speaker 3 (01:35:14):
Armed with only this question? Why gotcha?

Speaker 4 (01:35:18):
Bitch?

Speaker 3 (01:35:19):
Why? Dog? Why? Why? Why? Huh? I'm struggling to make
ends with me. Uh you rob my house? And I
just want to know why it's hard out here, hard
out here for a pimp. I'm going to work, Okay,
will you answered me after work as to why they
don't work they rob houses? Dude, I'll tell you what.

Speaker 2 (01:35:38):
That first go around, I didn't feel it by that
second one.

Speaker 3 (01:35:42):
Baby, baby ba baby, baby bab.

Speaker 4 (01:35:45):
Yeah, that's when that's when you start doing the splits.

Speaker 2 (01:35:49):
Yes, that is in my growing bruh. Does it hurts
you take deep breaths today? But I don't need to
take a deep.

Speaker 3 (01:35:59):
Breath Okay, just a little baby one so shattered Pelvis.
Oh cool, I look forward to that. I'm looking forward
to that. Is that to promote and you're just you're
doing this because you're pushing a final season righteous.

Speaker 2 (01:36:12):
Righteous jim Stones final season four. Yes, season four. I'm
very gay, very gay.

Speaker 3 (01:36:23):
I know what.

Speaker 2 (01:36:25):
My wife watched the trailer and she's like, wow, you're
so gay, You're so gay, And I'm like, yeah, my
character is fully out now and she's like, well, did
you have to go that gay?

Speaker 3 (01:36:35):
And I'm like, well, I don't know that.

Speaker 2 (01:36:37):
My cousin when he came out, he went from zero
today hero like overnight.

Speaker 3 (01:36:42):
Wo dude, it feels good. It feels good to be
out of the closets. You shed, you shed the shed
your heado shell. Yes, it's gone. That's cool. We we
did this in in Game over Man with Blake's character. Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:36:56):
Yes, by the end of the film, there was a
freedom freedom to it.

Speaker 3 (01:37:00):
Yeah, like a feel freeness.

Speaker 2 (01:37:02):
There might have been a few think pieces about it,
but yes, there is a freedom.

Speaker 5 (01:37:07):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:37:07):
They're like, why does he have to be gay. I'm like,
he doesn't have to be. He doesn't have to be anything.
Nobody has to be straight? What no one has to be?

Speaker 2 (01:37:14):
Who gives a yeah, I'm so sick of think pieces
like just some fucking guy that works at some dumbass
blog magazine I guess, or he used to be a magazine.
Now it's only online because magazines don't exist, and it's
just him having to think about ship having to have
a think piece.

Speaker 3 (01:37:34):
He's got to get the clicks. He's got to get
the clicks. He's got to drum up the bass. So
many people are thinking it's crazy too much. By the way, Adam,
I do like the idea that you went so gay
on the show, so that like, whenever clothes like you're
so gay, you could be like, don't you uh straighten
me out? Don't you make me not get straight? Thank you?
Thank you? Yeah, Blake, you I've been I've been dropping

(01:37:57):
some bombs here earlier. Straighten out no point three three three,
I mean straight out. I'm sorry. I was just laughing
at the thought of you.

Speaker 4 (01:38:11):
Telling your wife just straightened you out, that's why you
took the role.

Speaker 3 (01:38:16):
Well, baby, it's not why it took its amplitude.

Speaker 2 (01:38:20):
Danny's so damn funny. He goes, my character was a
closeted gay man from the very first episode, and I
asked him the first episode, was like, I don't know,
I don't know if you are or not. And then
throughout the seasons, I've become progressively more out there, you know, gay,
and you you pull that that curtain back and Danny

(01:38:42):
swears to God, He's like, you know, I didn't know
that you were going to be gay. It was how
you played it, uh, and your relationship with Tony Cavallero,
and it brought it brought it out. In the writer's room,
we just wrote to to what you guys were doing.
And I'm like what, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:38:57):
Yeah, he just saw you guys working out like on
op and he's like, yeah, I think I know where
to take this character.

Speaker 3 (01:39:03):
Dude. You got to have a workout, buddy. You got
to have a workout, buddy. I don't know right well,
And it was cool. Adam would take his hand and
lead him to the next rack or whatever. Yeah, you
don't have to hold hands in the gym. Come over here,
we're gonna do some preacher curls. Spot me, my preacher
girls boys, spot me again. You're just you're just getting

(01:39:23):
a smoothie. Spot me though. Yeah, by are there two
straws in the smoothie? Just easier, dude. Relax

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